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Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06
I didn't think my respect for Superman c... ★3
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
Sometimes the cycle of reincarnation suf...
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
Comes with wine, gravy and some sriracha... ★2
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08
One of them has gaping black holes for e... ★2
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
Could be worse. Could need to start a Pa... ★3
Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20
Hey! Those are supposed to be used in co...
Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-16
An open window / A novel / A couple hold...
Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26
Fortunately he has the tools to fix it. ★2
Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12
Amazon: We'd like you to advertise for u... ★2
Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05
Pshhh, waiting is for waiters. ★6
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10
The decaf coffee selection sure doesn't ... ★3
Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07
Be careful around that one, she can set ... ★1
Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23
The most horrifying part of that advice ... ★1
Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23
As long as you don't sleep on your side,...
Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23
White noise = stochastic earism ★1
Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16
....all my troubles seemed so far away..... ★2
Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15
I'd say you're either psychic or psycho,... ★5
Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14
Hoh boy, I had a rough few days and nigh... ★9
Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10
To quote a wise teacher, "That's hot!" I... ★6
Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01
щ( ﾟロ ﾟщ) Good grief. ★2
Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01
Say it don't spray it, Chuck.
Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26
I can't bear to be with children either ... ★2
Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
Eminently practical, and yet appropriate...
Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
Hmm... try the textile. ★2
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Because he was lonely and sad. Poor man.... ★2
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
For every pun written, there's someone o... ★3
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
That's the shrug. Oh my god. They're emo...
Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
Actually making banana jokes causes your... ★1
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Uh-oh, it looks like his robot dad went ... ★2
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23
Rob when did you start living within my ...
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10
Wait a minute, these pickup lines... are... ★7
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03
The thing you have to realize about Japa... ★2
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03
Guess who just realized everyone wearing... ★2
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03
Eighty years later America was a nation ... ★2
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29
I could use a little fuel myself.
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
I see they haven't stopped making frozen... ★1
Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23
Fucked up hand week is going well.
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
Saw this before the last one, it was sur...
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
Saw this before the last one, it was sur...
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05
Reminds me of a quote, "It may be diffic... ★4
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
Alternative ending: They join border pat... ★4
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
Endless admiration for the Great Leader ★3
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
R.I.P Wizzo.
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
An implied subject is frowned upon in a ... ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
*them ★3
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Thus was America in the 1940s, when thou... ★1
Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15
First rule though is to call his doctor....
Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-11
https://imgur.com/AOWLNQJ
Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-11
For hate fucking to be consensual, does ...
Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-11
I hate all human beings but I love puppi...
Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03
Oh no, Kris, don't endanger an old and c...
Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28
"We gather here to pay our respects to t...
Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-21
You brought it back, but with a new and ...
Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-16
Ah, it's a good old Dubya joke. Brings m... ★1
Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01
The original purple shirt. I am rapt in ... ★1
Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28
Cyanide and Happinin'
Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28
Never skip T-cell year. ★2
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16
Well, she really couldn't stay.
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
"Too many good docs are getting out of t... ★2
Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17
*May I ★2
Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06
She punches like Superman, but she doesn... ★1
Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27
I usually call them bakies, but Granny w...
Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23
Clearly this is based on the existential... ★5
Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16
He sucks. ★1
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15
"Discharge," get it? Get it? Discharge.
Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12
I see him standing alone, without a drea... ★1
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03
I still remember when a grade school tea... ★1
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03
This comment made me check the comic for... ★1
Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30
What about someone who's entirely off fr...
Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30
The very first comic was about a large-b...
Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30
There's a "size of a man's feet" joke in...
Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30
And when we see the POTUS in the comment... ★2
Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25
Every Cop Show At Least once: Officer: "... ★4
Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23
Guys. Guys. Guys. This comic is a dad jo...
Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15
Comedy school suggests a masturbation jo...
Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03
Gluten, that stuff can kill you.
Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15
My religion forbids that dish because Je... ★5
Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01
Fun Fact: "30 Minutes or it's Free" ende... ★3
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
Hey do you like dead baby humor? Because...
Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13
First a spit take, now a piss take. What...
Comment to comic 4977 on 2018-07-09
Hit me, baby, one more time!
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
You know the expression, "too soon"? In ... ★2
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
"... and that's the story of how I stopp...
Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-13
He should have known better, after what ... ★1
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08
"Don't putout on first base" was what my... ★3
Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21
Alpha female right there. ★1
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
That last panel is the face of a man who... ★3
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16
Me...
Comment to comic 4931 on 2018-05-16
Don't worry Pinkie Pie, you're still fir...
Comment to comic 4931 on 2018-05-15
There's a man who's BURIED in his work. ★1
Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13
He gets quite a red, sensitive head when... ★2
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Knock knock.
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Knock knock.
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Knock knock. ★1
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Knock knock.
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
Qybah's bringing the sass tonight.
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01
Oh no, it's purple O_o
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22
it's been 13 years and they still haven'... ★8
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-15
Deep Thought! You're asked the question!... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13
He's a barista now because his comedy wa...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Oh, is it Depressing Comic Week already?... ★6
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03
Who's gonna grab up the avatar bait?
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
Why do Google people keep clicking on me... ★4
Comment to comic 2384 on 2018-03-30
Ah, that nostalgic period between the ri... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
Oh hey they're both prequels. http://exp...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
You mean the 65 76 80 72 65 66 69 84? ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
It depends on when grade school starts, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
All subjects are math. ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
FACTOID: In order for a US public school... ★2
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-25
Oh, hey! Thanks for the tip! I've been l...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23
I don't see him. ★4
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21
That escalated quickly. I better find a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
Ma! Pa! I think I heard you but you were... ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20
That was our photo album. All I can find... ★2
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18
Glances back and forth ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18
They couldn't find me, so they were unde... ★7
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18
Look, it was an exploratory phase! Every... ★6
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17
Is that a wiener dog? ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-11
Let me give my TWO CENTS on this subject... ★4
Comment to comic 4871 on 2018-03-07
Alternate text: "Did you hurt my diiiiic... ★1
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-03-02
Wow I never realized how disorienting it... ★10
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02
squints Why is that nipple crying?
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-26
What's the first rule of Light Club?
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26
This is unsafe! That doctor needs to be ... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-23
This comic was brought to you by Sigmund...
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-19
Holy crap his back snaps in two in the l... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17
It took me thirty minutes to get the jok...
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17
I never have a secretary on Administrati... ★5
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17
Perhaps one day we will get around to tr... ★2
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-14
Once she sang "I'm Chiquita Banana" her ...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14
I see the poor residents of the C&H univ... ★3
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11
She's the cousin of Chiquita Banana.
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Yeah... ★5
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-03
Remarkably, it was the safest interpreta...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30
One.. two... one hundred two! How many b...
Comment to comic 2371 on 2018-01-29
Brother! I've found you! It was quite di... ★2
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-29
It erodes your teeth enamel, leaving you... ★6
Comment to comic 2093 on 2018-01-23
Hey! That's mean! You shouldn't be erasi...
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
He's miming the French. ★1
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12
I read that as "World's Greatest Cartoon...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06
This IS the guy in the last comic. Expla... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02
Baby New Year is taking it hard already,... ★8
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29
Flureka! If only the idea was as communi...
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27
Cole just isn't doing it for me, you kno...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
Burn of the Magi. ★4
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19
Just in the nick of time and ready to ri... ★2
Comment to comic 4050 on 2017-12-16
Run! That's a devil-worshiping cop, who ...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
Should'a tried laughter. Also apples. Al...
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13
The third panel to this comic is even ha... ★4
Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
Holidays in retail, every year.
Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
And I'm... Javert!
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-12-08
Wait... that's no moon!
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-08
Just for clapping to the side of his hea... ★1
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
Aren't you supposed to be miles undergro... ★2
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
Hey, that's how I was born! ★3
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
Don't you know? Every time someone mastu... ★11
Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29
Holey moley! ★5
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28
Every now and then I get a little bit ne...
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
Turn around, bright eyes. ★4
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
Plan B, also known as Levonorgestrel, is... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13
The first rib was removed by the Almight...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13
Are we still in Depressing Comic Week 12...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
"Demotivational Poster Week 1"
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01
That explains the sacrificial ritual. ★5
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01
Whoops, respawn point was back in his ce... ★4
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25
That's a good Lord. Lord want a cracker?... ★7
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
I loved the party! What, you didn't spot... ★5
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23
I said yep What a concept I could use A ... ★3
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11
"He puts that in his wine, man your frie...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07
New technology is just a phone's throw a... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
Problem?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I want to be wanted.
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
I keep seeing her breasts as little arms... ★1
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11
Watch out for that weird old guy who dre...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10
I tried nacho pop once. It tasted awful....
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10
Tell me, where will I be 20 hours from n...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
First I'll need a tombstone that reads "...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
Works best when their mother is a hamste...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
Thank goodness I'm somewhere else. ★2
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
I wish people would stop saying that. I ...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02
... ... ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
"You won the Powerball jackpot!"
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
On the plus side it's made his eyes so b...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Aww, he has his grandfather's nose. ★2
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21
How tall is Justin? if we assume blue sh...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21
This feels like spam, but I can't find a...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21
If he'd'a said that to Obese Maurice, th...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Wow this is the first time I've been mis...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Call me Ishmael.
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Such colorful hairs!
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16
It's hard to tell, but the scissors guy ...
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14
Do you love the color of this guy?
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-12
I trained my dog to have implosive diarr... ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Great! Now he can walk around aimlessly ...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Flavor ++ Uniqueness +++++ Cost +++++ Co...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
This is why I don't eat spaghetti. Just ... ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN ★1
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
Is this a comic about Tumblr? ★1
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
Santa Claus!
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
I think it's about time our good friend ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24
Time for a game of "Where's Harry?"!
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21
Art school is paying off for you Rob my ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I still don't know, Escaped Convict who?...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-23
This man has the most comfortable head i... ★1
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Looks like there's also some sex cosplay...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08
"Here lies RIP, may he and his green shi... ★5
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
This is true for about 80% of shoppers t...
Comment to comic 4099 on 2015-10-27
I like my women like I like my "I like m... ★1
Comment to comic 4082 on 2015-10-09
Congratulations!
Comment to comic 4047 on 2015-09-06
It works great the first morning but aft...
Comment to comic 4039 on 2015-09-01
Oh. I thought it was maybe because you'r...
Comment to comic 3998 on 2015-07-30
The giant gun would've won if he'd attac...
Comment to comic 4002 on 2015-07-28
Introducing DC's newest action hero to t...
Comment to comic 557 on 2015-07-22
Nobody wins in Gangster Bowls. shakes he...
Comment to comic 3974 on 2015-07-01
Goodness she's positively glowing.
Comment to comic 3973 on 2015-07-01
And that's why I never believe a man whe... ★2
Comment to comic 3926 on 2015-05-15
Awesome! I've never tasted goat before.