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saganite

1207 comments (2015-10-21 – 2021-11-20) to 990 comics
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Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-20

It's excellent soup - the cook has pride... ★2

Comment to comic 4504 on 2021-11-19

2020: Hold my Corona-brand beer.

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Reincarnation in the C&H universe confir... ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Mars should be smaller. Or Earth more TH... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Esteemed? Fancy words, Mr Big Shot there...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Used to be it was about growing a mousta... ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-16

*Whom. Come on. You already killed a chi...

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-17

Very clever, Gaybe.

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Why so worried? That's actually benign t...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

That's not a solution. Please get profes... ★7

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

A Langoliers comic? A surprise to be sur... ★2

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-14

Don't cry to me until I've had my coffee... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Fallout guy, nooo! :-( ★3

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-09

I promise I didn't look through the comm...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

And so soon after the comic about a dict... ★3

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

As an atheist myself, I take their lord'...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Dude, it's "atheist", from "theos".

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Your stomach doesn't produce poop, that ... ★6

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-01

You deserve severe pun-ishment for that ...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-01

Love it. :-) I got the "tired" part imme...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Sleep. Forever. ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Okay, so, the obvious counter to this is...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Whose poor child did she abduct and turn...

Comment to comic 3187 on 2020-09-21

Not enough to walk a few steps, I guess....

Comment to comic 4941 on 2020-09-21

Republicans be like: That's what I want,...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Kris is oiling himself up for the potato... ★7

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Well, yeah. He's not inside you right no... ★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Play Terraria. Journey's End was release... ★1

Comment to comic 4818 on 2020-08-31

Well, at least the kid will be safe from...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

"X [interval of time] earlier"-week is h... ★3

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Time for the revolution, bring out the g... ★2

Comment to comic 4478 on 2020-07-18

Get three Christians in a room and you'l...

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-07-18

Well, good luck to you guys over there. ... ★1

Comment to comic 3370 on 2020-07-18

Did you actually predict the "Karen"-cul...

Comment to comic 3112 on 2020-07-18

I thought he plowed that prostitute, Mar...

Comment to comic 5402 on 2020-07-18

Squish and move on. Have a tissue handy....

Comment to comic 4135 on 2020-07-18

And E doesn't exist, usually.

Comment to comic 441 on 2020-07-18

Not everybody grows up with Anglo-Saxon ...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Apart from the masks, they could put thi...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

The prevalence of masks is inaccurate. C... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

I think it might say "Luncheon". So, a r...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Hobby implies he enjoys it. To make it r... ★1

Comment to comic 4727 on 2020-06-15

No, no, you need to inject it. POTUS sai...

Comment to comic 4868 on 2020-06-14

The joke is that she's really stupid.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2020-05-31

There are many types of herpes. The one ...

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

I expected you to link to this one: http... ★5

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

Dude. Fuck. Bad timing. A bunch of cops ...

Comment to comic 2870 on 2020-05-26

Kaposi's sarcoma is pretty close. ★1

Comment to comic 4957 on 2020-05-26

Dude, the character is a Nazi. When it c...

Comment to comic 4957 on 2020-05-26

The character literally called himself a...

Comment to comic 2940 on 2020-05-26

No, the "what" I understand. I'm not get...

Comment to comic 3891 on 2020-05-26

Yeah, it's how hot air balloons work.

Comment to comic 3083 on 2020-05-26

We still have those today and it's been ...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

I get liking a little BDSM but that's ju... ★5

Comment to comic 2960 on 2019-12-03

Reflecting light into patients' throats,...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Is that how the young people talk today?... ★2

Comment to comic 2645 on 2019-11-18

A person is a pattern, a network of thou...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

No disease without life. Cure the proble... ★4

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

What a life it'll be? A short one.

Comment to comic 4524 on 2019-07-21

The "horn" is a special tooth, though.

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

If the bird died, it's on its way to Hea... ★6

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

It's a space station! ★2

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

No! The one who committed the horrible p... ★2

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

He died like I lived.

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

At least they won't be hungry for a whil...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-06

Nonsense. I was incredulous that this wa...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Huh. Nevermind then. Your cancer clinics... ★5

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

This is not something that happens.

Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-12

You could've gone for urns for cremated ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Offense mechanism, more like.

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Whoosh. The comic is making fun of peopl...

Comment to comic 4150 on 2019-03-03

Also, Cartman made sure they got killed....

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Kiss him, you fool.

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Now I'm curious: Which has the highest?

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Huh. I consider explosm to be a saving g...

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Walked right into that one. That is, the...

Comment to comic 4035 on 2019-02-13

Harry didn't have anything in his hand, ... ★4

Comment to comic 2119 on 2019-02-13

In fact, getting hard is the hard part!

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Nah, the devil plays along. In many inte... ★1

Comment to comic 4130 on 2019-02-13

I think it's beautiful, in a sad sort of... ★2

Comment to comic 2248 on 2019-02-13

"Beautiful? This is the urine of a monst...

Comment to comic 2631 on 2019-02-13

Premature ejaculation is why people yell...

Comment to comic 887 on 2019-02-13

Disagreed. I make sure to still hate Dub...

Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-13

Sagittarius rules, can confirm.

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Also, asking their god to forgive them i...

Comment to comic 3507 on 2019-02-12

I keep ending up here when I press rando...

Comment to comic 3507 on 2019-02-12

I keep ending up here when I press rando...

Comment to comic 3507 on 2019-02-12

I keep ending up here when I press rando...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2019-02-12

Never seen a dentist wear one. Doctors w...

Comment to comic 3650 on 2019-02-11

"You, alright?! I learned it by watching...

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-11

"Both sides do it", basically. I interpr...

Comment to comic 3663 on 2019-02-03

And out. And in. And out. And in. And so... ★1

Comment to comic 3392 on 2019-02-03

Where we're going, we don't need mouths....

Comment to comic 3392 on 2019-02-03

Bruce Campbell would be jealous of that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

Too old or too young? For what? To die? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-02-01

He would still be a better president tha...

Comment to comic 2724 on 2019-01-30

True, not funny - but kind of cute.

Comment to comic 876 on 2019-01-30

Oh no, a type of zombie that won't even ...

Comment to comic 3531 on 2019-01-30

"My donkey's hole? Which one?"

Comment to comic 4933 on 2019-01-27

What takes normal men twenty minutes or ...

Comment to comic 4933 on 2019-01-27

I recognized it, but it sounded awkward....

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Shiitake mushrooms. Consider yourself en...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Okay, you had shit-talking, spit-taking,...

Comment to comic 4041 on 2019-01-22

Feet? I mean, as long as they are clean,...

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-22

But now you've got to deal with those gu... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

Cute. Unusual for C&H. :-) ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

He might not be accused of that, if he h...

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-16

So, what's the Scar-equivalent in this s...

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Where to start... - Tax cuts that primar... ★4

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

With synaesthesia, YOU CAN! ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

The joke is that he's saying suicide is ... ★4

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

Nah, him turning it into "my ovaries" ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

And "our ovaries"; seriously, how did he... ★3

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

That's what they were going to call the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

I guess he has to clue her in somehow. L... ★1

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

Do what we all do: Give polite congratul... ★2

Comment to comic 5025 on 2019-01-12

This comic is almost half a year old and...

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Yeah, has to do with the methods chosen.... ★1

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-04

Brutal and sad. Also, first.

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

It's not gay if the balls don't touch. ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Not intentionally. When my account was b... ★3

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Maybe they just meant: "You're the shit!... ★1

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

My PSA regarding the flu shot: The injec... ★3

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

A lot of people don't know the differenc...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Nah, it's just bits of the viruses. It c... ★1

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Minecraft, yay!

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-15

Oh my dog. He has become the monsters he... ★1

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-28

Exoskeleton? More like sexoskeleton! ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-12

Merit-based? Don't you mean faith-based?... ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

I wouldn't go as far as saying it's a "s...

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Boo. Why don't you instead make fun of t...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

What's the joke here? That hell has iron...

Comment to comic 4971 on 2018-07-01

Get a female chauffeur, get drunk as shi...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

Told by Ivanka?

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-22

Indeed. He wouldn't have qualified as th...

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-22

I thought antifa are oh-so-violent when ...

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-22

Everybody should punch Nazis, regardless...

Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-13

The tardigrades really don't appreciate ... ★6

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

Is that what happened and why my profile... ★1

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

And now the cop is blue. :-( ★2

Comment to comic 2986 on 2018-05-25

I cunt'nt say.

Comment to comic 4467 on 2018-05-25

Ever heard of the Southern Strategy? Tha...

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

I guess his sexual harassment just isn't... ★1

Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-23

Double standards are twice as good as st... ★1

Comment to comic 2508 on 2018-05-21

Usually, you would teach this with a num...

Comment to comic 979 on 2018-05-21

You gotta punch 'em deep, otherwise you ...

Comment to comic 857 on 2018-05-21

I've studied drawn boobs intensively and... ★1

Comment to comic 2431 on 2018-05-21

The comic is mostly making fun of the id...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2018-05-21

Yellow shirt's face in the last panel lo...

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-21

So, is this a porno or...? ★3

Comment to comic 3903 on 2018-05-21

Those old photos look like applesauce!

Comment to comic 74 on 2018-05-21

Being dead is nothingness, so it's diffi...

Comment to comic 3254 on 2018-05-21

No, you're just trolling.

Comment to comic 3254 on 2018-05-21

Nah, plenty of Christians accept the Big... ★2

Comment to comic 438 on 2018-05-21

Really loved the first one, now known as...

Comment to comic 2490 on 2018-05-21

Nope, a beer gut develops over time, not...

Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21

Joke's on you, he's a masochist. ★1

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

Also, WKUK's "The Grapist"! ★1

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

That's like me threatening you that Saur...

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

Who the what now?

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

Because you don't exist. ★1

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

(G)rape flavour? ★4

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

Huh? I haven't changed it in ages.

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

This is a song for the ladies. But fella... ★6

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

You're doing it wrong, if the meaningles...

Comment to comic 1633 on 2018-05-11

Go fuck yourself. Literally. Cliterally.... ★4

Comment to comic 1216 on 2018-05-11

And 18 more doves!

Comment to comic 1216 on 2018-05-11

And 18 more doves!

Comment to comic 1216 on 2018-05-11

And 18 more doves!

Comment to comic 3171 on 2018-05-11

Haha, American healthcare causes a lot o...

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-05-08

Erm, mods? You're kinda dropping the bal... ★2

Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-08

Let's get down to business... to defeat ... ★1

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-05-08

That would fit right in DCW, but I guess... ★3

Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07

She looks like she can help.

Comment to comic 1866 on 2018-05-07

Slut-shaming? In a C&H comment section? ...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Where are his dicks?

Comment to comic 2359 on 2018-05-04

Strangely enough, Harold is one of the f... ★1

Comment to comic 4161 on 2018-05-01

Eh, not positive per sé, but he seems la...

Comment to comic 2813 on 2018-05-01

Shouldn't that be (°) or something? You'...

Comment to comic 3199 on 2018-05-01

And then there's specific fetishes on to...

Comment to comic 3199 on 2018-05-01

Eh, some specific clothing may make peop...

Comment to comic 2900 on 2018-05-01

"What am I doing with my life? Why didn'... ★1

Comment to comic 1041 on 2018-05-01

Kanye West got pale in his old age.

Comment to comic 4166 on 2018-05-01

Cliterally?

Comment to comic 3960 on 2018-05-01

I prefer my villains to be nice.

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

What the cunt is going on? ★1

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-17

That's a nurse. I know Trump is dumb, bu... ★3

Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-07

"No, I wear them because I like getting ... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

I would think her daddy has that well in... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

A crazy man. ★4

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Hatters gonna hat.

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Shockingly, Google Translate didn't prod... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Size only matters when your hat's fully ... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

Some among you are like this. The wrongf... ★7

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Oh noes, radioactive demon Satan! ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Vampire? Don't you mean fish-frog-human-... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Sigh. That's one of the biggest disadvan... ★3

Comment to comic 1807 on 2018-04-04

Just two deaths in four seasons? Better ...

Comment to comic 3073 on 2018-04-04

One was still crawling. Does that one co...

Comment to comic 824 on 2018-04-04

Only if he didn't already spawn.

Comment to comic 824 on 2018-04-04

That's more of a spelling error than a g...

Comment to comic 4170 on 2018-04-03

I doubt that's accurate, doctor.

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03

The father's quite the psycho. The robbe... ★2

Comment to comic 4212 on 2018-04-03

No, the equivalent to "first" would be "...

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

And now I want to masturbate while in on... ★3

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-02

But his hands aren't bloody and I don't ...

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02

Maybe. Or he might have been an amalgama... ★2

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

Wanna feel old? There are now sixteen ye... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

At least you already know what number to... ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

Or reverse it: "I must be JFK, because y... ★2

Comment to comic 1190 on 2018-03-25

Additionally, it's used to test the effe...

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

Hm, how about changing the setup: "Hey, ... ★3

Comment to comic 3067 on 2018-03-25

I like how she's barely phased by this.

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

Nicely done.

Comment to comic 3089 on 2018-03-17

In addition to the way fedoras have beco...

Comment to comic 4679 on 2018-03-17

Oi. Do not talk about that.

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-17

Jesus would break their skulls and eat b... ★1

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16

And if it was a Matt comic, there would ... ★4

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16

How is she supposed to respond to that? ... ★6

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

It really is garbage. ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-13

Of course I'm sure it didn't happen. It'...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-13

I'm saying theistic gods are too small-s... ★5

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-11

5 cents, if I remember The Binding of Is...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Yeah, that's pretty much deism. I don't ...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Alternatively, if God is omnipresent, th...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

The universe is too grand, strange, dead... ★3

Comment to comic 2752 on 2018-03-11

Ew. Paper money is so unhygienic. ★1

Comment to comic 2758 on 2018-03-11

The time-fairies did it.

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

I think it depends on the beliefs. "Chri...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Let's not forget that God is supposed to...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Alright, but don't you see what you just... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Most atheists already are agnostic athei... ★4

Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10

I don't follow. Divorced, sure. Homeless...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

Oh, look at this edgy little troll. Here... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

That point is less about god existing th... ★7

Comment to comic 4030 on 2018-03-07

Literally. Cliterally.

Comment to comic 4619 on 2018-03-07

The question has been raised before: Con... ★2

Comment to comic 851 on 2018-03-04

A. K. A. a blasphemer. It's why he was e...

Comment to comic 4318 on 2018-03-04

I'm Spartacus? ★1

Comment to comic 2960 on 2018-03-04

Even when they do, only specific special...

Comment to comic 2816 on 2018-03-04

Alright. Now make out.

Comment to comic 297 on 2018-03-04

Good talk.

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

Of course! Would I be visiting C&H other...

Comment to comic 3020 on 2018-03-04

That's not up to date anymore. Now, you ... ★3

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

She got away. Let's hope she meets some ... ★6

Comment to comic 1749 on 2018-02-26

Hey, at least you aren't bald.

Comment to comic 3225 on 2018-02-26

Maybe the zombie will become human? ★1

Comment to comic 2174 on 2018-02-25

Go fuck yourself. ★1

Comment to comic 684 on 2018-02-25

Ah, a nice time for a vacation on the In...

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13

Nope, try again. This one was a failure....

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13

Or testicles.

Comment to comic 4061 on 2018-02-11

That ain't kamikaze, it's friendly fire ... ★4

Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06

Is he... trying to dry the jizz? Just go... ★1

Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-29

Strange what lines some people draw. Wha... ★7

Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29

Just to "walk" must be torture.

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

That would have happened, if Matthew Pet...

Comment to comic 4832 on 2018-01-23

Subtle!

Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19

Wheeeeeeeee! :-D

Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16

Yup, I learned something today. Somethin...

Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-15

The fact that blue-shirt is not an obvio... ★6

Comment to comic 2760 on 2018-01-12

It's when he supposedly rose from the de...

Comment to comic 3657 on 2018-01-08

Now the news are hilarious! And sad! And...

Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08

And another furry was born.

Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08

Two eyes, two eyebrows, mouth and left a...

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

Couldn't you put him up for adoption? ★1

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-02

Christian science sounds like it might b... ★3

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

Here's a fun drug: Have this extra stron... ★1

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

That's pretty accurate. I mean, death is... ★1

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

Christian science and antivaccer propaga... ★6

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

2018... I see at least three orifices th... ★4

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

Fucking touching. ★2

Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20

Ironically, this comic also sucks.

Comment to comic 3405 on 2017-12-01

Oi, you started it. That aneurysm is ent... ★1

Comment to comic 1235 on 2017-12-01

But... wouldn't that crab shampoo... may...

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

Plot twist: Neither had any impact on an... ★11

Comment to comic 3931 on 2017-11-22

Prolific! Pr0nlific! Pornolific!

Comment to comic 1792 on 2017-11-22

Yeah? Well. U got cancr lulz!

Comment to comic 3206 on 2017-11-22

A non-jerk person! :-O ★2

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-21

It may play a role, but I doubt it's the...

Comment to comic 3687 on 2017-11-20

Wouldn't you?

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

Perhaps it's because resolving your prob... ★10

Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12

Yeah, intelligence has nothing to do wit... ★3

Comment to comic 3938 on 2017-11-11

They're pretty outspoken against fascist...

Comment to comic 4119 on 2017-11-11

Dey'z off, foightin' da spikey boyz...

Comment to comic 1633 on 2017-11-11

No...

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

I mean, how is one to know when a person... ★3

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Heresy!

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Yeah, I mean, with people as understandi... ★2

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

What, is he supposed to stay locked up f...

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Seems like this Depressing Comic Week is...

Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-06

Just a Shining fangirl, go for it. Maybe... ★2

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

He's sad now, but there's a degree of de... ★2

Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01

She wears orange because it's Halloween!... ★1

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30

Candy's not the only thing they'll bring... ★3

Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29

Could be a reference to Electric Six - G... ★1

Comment to comic 2227 on 2017-10-27

You don't "buy" prostitutes, you objecti... ★2

Comment to comic 1542 on 2017-10-27

Ew, how unhygienic. ★1

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27

I don't really get what's the joke here.... ★1

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

That bird has some nice boobs.

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

Not sure how accurate that is. I've read...

Comment to comic 2276 on 2017-10-17

No, but your wife almost is.

Comment to comic 4244 on 2017-10-17

When you eat too many placebo sugar pill...

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

Walking backwards - or even better, side... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

Didn't you just have a massacre with hun... ★2

Comment to comic 4246 on 2017-10-09

It's a sequel to a comic about an amnesi...

Comment to comic 1254 on 2017-10-09

How is it still bloody after all these y...

Comment to comic 2561 on 2017-10-08

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08

This joke failed, boo. ★2

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08

Depressing comic four years.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08

True. I loved my visit a few years back ... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08

The message is right, but you should rea... ★3

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-10-01

It was important to let the world know t...

Comment to comic 2296 on 2017-09-27

What about your conception? Wasn't that ...

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-27

And then this superhero shows up: http:/... ★3

Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27

Then he can never die, either. He will n... ★1

Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26

If you want to be the anti-Grammar Nazi,...

Comment to comic 2130 on 2017-09-24

Bet you $5,000 my jizz flies further tha...

Comment to comic 3228 on 2017-09-24

Doesn't work: The guy(s) should've grown...

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

I've really got to get on making that Ha... ★3

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-23

Well, as long as you don't say fanny. ★1

Comment to comic 3068 on 2017-09-23

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like mys...

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-09-23

You had that coming. You could at least ... ★3

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

Correction: The Black Death were bacteri...

Comment to comic 524 on 2017-09-23

Looks benign.

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

You be illin'.

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

Hey folks, that reminds me: You can get ... ★1

Comment to comic 4267 on 2017-09-23

Yeah, because the cops let you keep the ... ★2

Comment to comic 2672 on 2017-09-23

The icing was a nice touch, though. ★1

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-09-23

So, whenever the guy has to go pee or cu... ★8

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

Viruses aren't bacteria. ★6

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

Bah, that virus is too large to even inf...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2017-09-23

Fleshy, malformed lumps as wings? Ewww..... ★1

Comment to comic 2603 on 2017-09-22

He can still have sex with them, too.

Comment to comic 2654 on 2017-09-22

Ah. I guess Matt didn't leave, he was le... ★4

Comment to comic 1285 on 2017-09-22

I always think it's odd when ladies call...

Comment to comic 4147 on 2017-09-20

It would be weirder if it was only a few...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Where are the banners and pop-up ads and...

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

Recycling a joke is not as virtuous as r...

Comment to comic 990 on 2017-09-12

That's one of the least jerk-like things...

Comment to comic 990 on 2017-09-12

In some fucked-up countries, that can ac... ★1

Comment to comic 1380 on 2017-09-12

I need a hero.

Comment to comic 3376 on 2017-09-12

There's actually a type of fetish about ...

Comment to comic 2970 on 2017-09-12

Isn't black also the result of mixing al... ★4

Comment to comic 2016 on 2017-09-12

Aw, the baby's first and last words. :-)... ★4

Comment to comic 3227 on 2017-09-12

"I don't know where my penis went, eithe...

Comment to comic 3096 on 2017-09-10

What sort of frown doesn't affect the fo...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10

That ending puts the red flower petals i... ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10

And at the top of that ending is a link ... ★4

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10

Well spotted. Here's the link, if people... ★3

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10

I like it. It's not like it's the kid's ... ★4

Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10

So, Johnson week?

Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10

Yes. In his boss's heart. ★1

Comment to comic 268 on 2017-09-10

At least he took my mind off... wait a m... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2017-09-10

Our prayers have been answered!!! :-)

Comment to comic 4412 on 2017-09-10

Wait, is that a shotgun? Would his wound...

Comment to comic 2436 on 2017-09-10

Sure, she's hot and a doctor. So she was... ★1

Comment to comic 3993 on 2017-09-10

Silly judge avatar, rich people don't ge... ★2

Comment to comic 2920 on 2017-09-10

Dude, make it a foursome and she can be ... ★1

Comment to comic 4337 on 2017-09-10

Everything is dust. Or... melting snow m... ★1

Comment to comic 3971 on 2017-09-10

A man in a boat. No, that's further down...

Comment to comic 1136 on 2017-09-08

At best, splinter is Asian, depending on...

Comment to comic 4162 on 2017-09-08

So it's either Fallout 4 or Far Cry 4, h... ★6

Comment to comic 2879 on 2017-09-08

He looks like Morpheus, if he was a whit...

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

The good news for Jim is that humans are...

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

Literally! ... Cliterally!

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05

Well. ★1

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-05

Maybe you could become an engineer for a...

Comment to comic 2901 on 2017-09-02

That will depend entirely on your perfor... ★1

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Nice detail: It's not just the bar that ... ★2

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

And who watches Them?

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Continuous Storyline Eternity!!!

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Continuous Storyline Week!!!

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

On NBCNews at least, they constantly ref...

Comment to comic 446 on 2017-09-02

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Comment to comic 3130 on 2017-09-02

Executed "it"? Don't you mean "him"?

Comment to comic 3129 on 2017-09-02

"I'm sorry, you have lung cancer from se...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Git.

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30

Took him a while to actually be sad abou...

Comment to comic 1096 on 2017-08-30

Sometimes... dead is better.

Comment to comic 1096 on 2017-08-30

Frankie came back... wrong. ★1

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

And I would wait 500 more... just to be ...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

Next to it is a game for doctors: "TEST ... ★4

Comment to comic 1681 on 2017-08-29

Gattaca can be read as a segment of gene...

Comment to comic 2517 on 2017-08-29

And once they are done with their meal, ...

Comment to comic 3563 on 2017-08-29

"Cousin" is a neutral term that can refe...

Comment to comic 627 on 2017-08-29

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Comment to comic 2802 on 2017-08-29

And here I thought women loved being com...

Comment to comic 3977 on 2017-08-29

We do, too. We just call our front legs ... ★4

Comment to comic 4298 on 2017-08-29

Hah! Life is hell for him!

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-08-29

It's a Pulp Fiction reference, whelp!

Comment to comic 2273 on 2017-08-29

Well, it's still a baby. Just a dead one...

Comment to comic 1301 on 2017-08-29

Cool kids are dumb.

Comment to comic 390 on 2017-08-29

Santa drank Listerine instead of milk.

Comment to comic 2416 on 2017-08-29

You can keep it. ★2

Comment to comic 3416 on 2017-08-29

Reminds me of that lady from Nightmare B...

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-08-29

That's impossible. You're on the interne...

Comment to comic 649 on 2017-08-29

Considering the logo doesn't have any or... ★1

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

It's the fault of the father.

Comment to comic 2197 on 2017-08-23

This mugger sucks. He's supposed to get ...

Comment to comic 2334 on 2017-08-22

A bacterium walks into a bar, ignores th... ★1

Comment to comic 2192 on 2017-08-21

Nah, you dad must've existed. He just di...

Comment to comic 2669 on 2017-08-21

It would probably help if you placed the...

Comment to comic 3248 on 2017-08-21

I'm going to kick your ass with "Das Boo...

Comment to comic 3248 on 2017-08-21

Why do you care about dogs? Dogs don't e... ★1

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

I think he means that the letter literal...

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

Could've been a bit subtler by not putti...

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20

Someone who can stop anytime he wants, I...

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20

Depends. Is it CHEAP whiskey or EXPENSIV...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

I thought the armband was a pretty good ...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

How baroque!

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-18

Can you work for the corporate overlords... ★1

Comment to comic 2274 on 2017-08-18

It glows?

Comment to comic 3744 on 2017-08-18

That guy?

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

By that same logic, none of them beat an... ★1

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

With your dick? Wait, no, let me try aga...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

Indeed, further reinforced by the gestur...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

Stretch a piece of paper out, drop a roc...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

Pet a dog, punch a Nazi, help a grandma ... ★6

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

The Nazi scumfuck doesn't have an army b...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

So, what you're saying, green shirt, is ...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07

...so you married him before ever knowin...

Comment to comic 3330 on 2017-08-07

But it's a Greek legend!

Comment to comic 3368 on 2017-08-07

On the bright side, it looks like it's o...

Comment to comic 1947 on 2017-08-07

Maybe, but it also wouldn't have been ne...

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06

That would be nice. Unfortunately, you g...

Comment to comic 2575 on 2017-08-06

More lemmings!

Comment to comic 3462 on 2017-08-06

Pretty sure they ruptured several intern...

Comment to comic 3462 on 2017-08-06

And bendy, too.

Comment to comic 536 on 2017-08-06

Why not? It may seem awkward at first, b...

Comment to comic 3043 on 2017-08-06

Yeah, well, maybe he has a cabin girl to... ★4

Comment to comic 3398 on 2017-08-06

I assume you'd wear that on the inside o...

Comment to comic 3052 on 2017-08-06

It ain't wrong. It's British, you bloody... ★5

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-08-06

Only his sister has sex dolls.

Comment to comic 3297 on 2017-08-06

Go love yourself. ★1

Comment to comic 1784 on 2017-08-06

I think he's saying she sticks it up her...

Comment to comic 1622 on 2017-08-06

It also creates new problems, though. Li...

Comment to comic 1656 on 2017-08-06

Getting off of you? He's getting off on ... ★2

Comment to comic 3978 on 2017-08-05

It's nice to have goals in life.

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-05

Isn't that more a typo than a grammatica... ★1

Comment to comic 621 on 2017-08-04

Reminds me of the Hitchhiker, where Arth...

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

The video game series Portal. It's prett...

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

That's a rather limited bit of well-wish...

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

Yeah, especially when he breaks out the ... ★6

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

Where's your floating top hat? Under you...

Comment to comic 2169 on 2017-08-02

The monster will be a much better dad, I...

Comment to comic 492 on 2017-08-02

Wrong! Should be boiled and blistered, m...

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02

The beginning was really good, I thought...

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02

Meh, that was a a little forced. And thi...

Comment to comic 2813 on 2017-07-31

I think most people did NAZI what you di...

Comment to comic 977 on 2017-07-31

You need to look at more hentai, friend.... ★1

Comment to comic 1916 on 2017-07-30

He's sad that he didn't get to sell thos...

Comment to comic 2370 on 2017-07-30

Ehhh, Zion is better.

Comment to comic 4400 on 2017-07-30

In a similar vein, does he swallow?

Comment to comic 505 on 2017-07-30

I bet he wishes the pain would stop.

Comment to comic 725 on 2017-07-30

You know, you could just get a second ph...

Comment to comic 725 on 2017-07-30

I disagree, I thought it was hay-mazing!...

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

And then he meets his soulmate and she j... ★5

Comment to comic 3784 on 2017-07-23

What a dumb fuck. Literally. Cliterally....

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

I dig it. Those lyrics make more sense t...

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

So you're a trainsexual? ★3

Comment to comic 1329 on 2017-07-19

Un-Attack of the Dead!

Comment to comic 1044 on 2017-07-18

It's a melon. You don't have to sweet-ta...

Comment to comic 1594 on 2017-07-18

What are those two dots below his eyes i...

Comment to comic 4026 on 2017-07-15

He's still a fuck up.

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

That went to your... boobs rather fast. ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-07-12

You know what would really help these co... ★4

Comment to comic 1582 on 2017-07-12

Surprisingly, not much is accomplished.

Comment to comic 3878 on 2017-07-12

Joke's on him, he'll get the death penal...

Comment to comic 1817 on 2017-07-12

He let's the cards do the talking for hi...

Comment to comic 2546 on 2017-07-12

911 goes to the phone of... that guy. Wh...

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

Salty.

Comment to comic 1569 on 2017-07-09

Hah, I got it. Kinky.

Comment to comic 1875 on 2017-07-09

That's a really long penis, but I think ...

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of plastic...

Comment to comic 2410 on 2017-07-08

There are some really great prosthetics ...

Comment to comic 772 on 2017-07-08

It looks like applesauce!

Comment to comic 724 on 2017-07-07

He's a meta-human!

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

Flag fetishism is weird. Always seems li...

Comment to comic 1165 on 2017-07-05

Look up "double-ended dildo", if the phr...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2017-07-05

Right click on the comic, select save im...

Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-05

"That'll be five thousand dollars." ★1

Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-05

I'm glad we're guys.

Comment to comic 3253 on 2017-07-04

What a snooty orange.

Comment to comic 2795 on 2017-07-04

OW! My meninges hurt!

Comment to comic 4040 on 2017-07-04

You could probably come up with an illus...

Comment to comic 2494 on 2017-07-04

That's a bit like fucking a cow carcass....

Comment to comic 3755 on 2017-07-04

Maybe the kid's father is Canadian? Look... ★2

Comment to comic 2264 on 2017-07-04

How did he do that? Mine always vanish b... ★2

Comment to comic 2214 on 2017-07-04

The dad always looks round like that at ...

Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04

Why does that baby already have a tooth?... ★2

Comment to comic 2121 on 2017-07-04

Don't you mean punful?

Comment to comic 1602 on 2017-07-04

Suffering. :-)

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

The End? And tomorrow: The Epilogue. The... ★3

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

The dot one on the bowling bowl, that is...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

From the position, I'm going to guess......

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

Just noticed the implied double-entendre...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

They're coming right for me!

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

Hot damn, I'm blind.

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

That's the same joke as Kris's, except i...

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Because he dared to dream.

Comment to comic 3601 on 2017-06-24

One of those SWAT guys would make for a ...

Comment to comic 2017 on 2017-06-24

Dude. You're an adult. Take your crippli...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

But those aren't made of steel either! T...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

The panel where the Rabbi sucks the bloo... ★3

Comment to comic 3885 on 2017-06-19

That's why the porn manufacturers usuall...

Comment to comic 3088 on 2017-06-19

Touchpads suck. I always use a mouse whe... ★2

Comment to comic 3792 on 2017-06-19

Telefragged, man, I hate that. ★4

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

It's funny because he's depressed.

Comment to comic 4317 on 2017-06-17

Spoiler Hater?

Comment to comic 2979 on 2017-06-17

Ah, the far-away land of 2012. Romney su... ★4

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

This one wasn't good, Kris. Take it as a...

Comment to comic 4326 on 2017-06-12

Good luck punching through that fourth w...

Comment to comic 3631 on 2017-06-12

A very presidential hobby. ★2

Comment to comic 3631 on 2017-06-12

I guess she's probing whether he's into,... ★1

Comment to comic 3992 on 2017-06-12

Time for some paid leave! ★2

Comment to comic 3525 on 2017-06-12

Hm, not bad. But what I would've put her...

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

As long as he knows where his towel is, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Preemptive karma?

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11

You can't compete with my paradoxes.

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11

I dub thee "Mostly Armless Week"! ★1

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

So, looking at the comic that followed i...

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11

You can still tear out his throat with y...

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

Insert "No, not the bees, argh, they're ...

Comment to comic 2564 on 2017-06-07

Weed for the Weed God! Bongs for the Bon...

Comment to comic 793 on 2017-06-04

Huh, I thought that's one of the Olsen t...

Comment to comic 2701 on 2017-06-02

What's the point of concealing your weap...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-06-02

Juggling gets me so hard. Also, jugs.

Comment to comic 517 on 2017-06-02

I'll just refer you to this documentary:...

Comment to comic 4039 on 2017-05-30

In the last panel, there used to be an "...

Comment to comic 2719 on 2017-05-30

Eh, he ain't blameless. He could go mast...

Comment to comic 3313 on 2017-05-30

Water types get me wet. ★1

Comment to comic 1154 on 2017-05-30

They have rather insane laws over there....

Comment to comic 2804 on 2017-05-30

People suck in general.

Comment to comic 2723 on 2017-05-30

It's a surprisingly good depiction of an...

Comment to comic 2479 on 2017-05-30

There's a fetish for everything.

Comment to comic 3324 on 2017-05-30

"I'm high as a kite!" yells the hang-gli... ★1

Comment to comic 2998 on 2017-05-28

Every time? How many husbands have you h... ★2

Comment to comic 2066 on 2017-05-27

An early Terminator model.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

A pregnancy belly looks nothing like a f...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

It's just some wibbly-wobbly... timey-wi... ★1

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

That's not how that napkin or towel woul... ★4

Comment to comic 3746 on 2017-05-17

That smile, though.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I thought the joke was going to be that ...

Comment to comic 3750 on 2017-05-17

...except they don't just leave the open...

Comment to comic 1307 on 2017-05-17

What's the joke? That you'd normally jus...

Comment to comic 479 on 2017-05-14

I guess he doesn't believe in shoes?

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-05-14

Means he's a science or medical officer....

Comment to comic 728 on 2017-05-13

And the most depressing part is that the... ★3

Comment to comic 3182 on 2017-05-13

Couldn't you at least name him after the...

Comment to comic 1220 on 2017-05-13

I dunno, I think that guy may be compens... ★2

Comment to comic 2890 on 2017-05-13

How'd he get that lady's money via inter...

Comment to comic 2260 on 2017-05-13

It's called an abusive relationship. You... ★4

Comment to comic 3306 on 2017-05-13

And Obelisks. ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Reminds me of that one Pokémon thing tha...

Comment to comic 4323 on 2017-05-12

His mouth is ABOVE his eyes in the first... ★1

Comment to comic 3757 on 2017-05-10

No tears in space-time.

Comment to comic 1273 on 2017-05-10

That's actually called the perineum. You... ★6

Comment to comic 3070 on 2017-05-10

Only if you don't get the reference.

Comment to comic 2958 on 2017-05-10

Well, that was pointful.

Comment to comic 1222 on 2017-05-10

Because it's happening right now, duh.

Comment to comic 1550 on 2017-05-10

Careful, that pole is slippery. ★3

Comment to comic 1573 on 2017-05-10

Calm down, he probably put his penis on ...

Comment to comic 3526 on 2017-05-09

Stupid heart, thinking an infarction wou...

Comment to comic 3192 on 2017-05-09

Just throw some ice cubes at him.

Comment to comic 951 on 2017-05-09

And my axe! ★1

Comment to comic 2659 on 2017-05-09

The real reason she was arrested is beca...

Comment to comic 3699 on 2017-05-05

Dunno, "I'm gay" seems actually a bit le... ★3

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

At least it didn't die completely.

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

If you're ripping anything while doing o...

Comment to comic 575 on 2017-04-19

Don't fuck with Ass Rape Man. Ass Rape M... ★6

Comment to comic 4410 on 2017-04-17

I dunno, she looks mighty fine to me.

Comment to comic 1997 on 2017-04-17

Joke's on you, print is dead.

Comment to comic 3106 on 2017-04-17

Not you.

Comment to comic 708 on 2017-04-17

Yeah, looks like he was dressed as the J... ★1

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

Aw, what about all the other forms of in...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Yeah. Of course you heard that. He said ... ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

"...and now you fucked me, too, you bast... ★3

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

That djinn's either a dumbass or deaf. O... ★2

Comment to comic 4373 on 2017-04-03

Which is really stupid. Either go from b... ★2

Comment to comic 2673 on 2017-04-03

Schrödinger did no such thing, he was ju... ★1

Comment to comic 4444 on 2017-04-02

Highly unlikely that he would get an HIV...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01

What's with C&H constantly changing alre...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-03-31

That's a rather round-about way of calli... ★4

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

The alien space invader in disguise.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

Awww... ewww... awww.... ewww....

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

There would probably less tears if you d...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Simian Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Clear...

Comment to comic 603 on 2017-03-19

"Ah"? Shouldn't that be "Aaaaaarrrrghghg...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19

That's the girl whose father wasn't arou...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19

What, no Barry Burton? ★1

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

No, it didn't.

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

Is that today? I should have some whiske...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

Everybody does.

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12

Alright, since the Obvious army isn't he... ★1

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12

Where's one of the Obvious army when you...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12

Should I offer congratulations or sympat...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-11

Toldya.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

You should acquire the title Anti-Drug B... ★3

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Well, the actual line is from Alien, but... ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Kris is gaslighting us. ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Oh wow, you updated it to be more fruity... ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Welcome to Dada Fruit Week? ★3

Comment to comic 4430 on 2017-03-06

Wouldn't the crumbs be uncomfortable? Or...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

It can get a little routine. Erm, no, wa... ★2

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

My comments travel back in time. Don't t...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

And urine. ...vited!

Comment to comic 4015 on 2017-03-01

Everything's perfectly alright now. We'r...

Comment to comic 3173 on 2017-02-28

That coroner is a pretty cool guy.

Comment to comic 4367 on 2017-02-28

How about after we land then? While we g...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

That's not how you do it. Properly desec...

Comment to comic 1538 on 2017-02-26

I love these sorts of surreal comics.

Comment to comic 1538 on 2017-02-26

I love these sorts of surreal comics.

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

Why so sad? That just means more beers f...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

The sentence for this heinous crime is b... ★5

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18

You're on their list now, Rob. Hope the ... ★9

Comment to comic 3552 on 2017-02-18

Yeah? Well, your dad would just murder u... ★2

Comment to comic 2645 on 2017-02-18

They're nowhere, though. They ceased to ... ★3

Comment to comic 3743 on 2017-02-18

Jesus came back after three days. You kn... ★4

Comment to comic 1691 on 2017-02-18

He only has ten minutes!

Comment to comic 4317 on 2017-02-18

Nah, he'll get punished for it in the en...

Comment to comic 2763 on 2017-02-18

Wait, if he's angry and envious right no... ★6

Comment to comic 4110 on 2017-02-17

Women. Always so subtle with their cues.... ★1

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Where did these idiots even get their le...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14

He may have dodged a bullet there.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

Maybe mineral.

Comment to comic 666 on 2017-01-30

I was more hoping busty succubus, but ok... ★1

Comment to comic 4453 on 2017-01-30

Shut up, mummy, you don't have lungs any...

Comment to comic 3834 on 2017-01-30

Maybe that's where he partook the last f...

Comment to comic 4107 on 2017-01-30

Oh, hey, I just noticed. This is the sam...

Comment to comic 111 on 2017-01-30

He's president now and he's still an ass... ★11

Comment to comic 1168 on 2017-01-29

The pixels make it difficult to tell, bu...

Comment to comic 4092 on 2017-01-29

If you look at the world from space, you...

Comment to comic 2739 on 2017-01-29

Pop Cop!

Comment to comic 3180 on 2017-01-29

Only fives and zeroes, only fives and ze...

Comment to comic 2499 on 2017-01-29

When a mommy and a daddy love each other... ★1

Comment to comic 2622 on 2017-01-29

"Oh, nothing. Just a Mentos. Want one?"

Comment to comic 1455 on 2017-01-29

That's quite the chin-beard you got ther...

Comment to comic 760 on 2017-01-29

Nifty skin pocket!

Comment to comic 390 on 2017-01-29

I think that's how the myth goes, yeah. ...

Comment to comic 354 on 2017-01-29

He leveled up into LARPing...?

Comment to comic 2284 on 2017-01-29

Didn't he have Alzheimer's?

Comment to comic 3875 on 2017-01-29

How dare you "correct" the proper spelli...

Comment to comic 1690 on 2017-01-29

I like it irritatingly.

Comment to comic 1690 on 2017-01-29

Greatest love story ever!!!

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

That sucks, it really does. You have my ... ★2

Comment to comic 4264 on 2017-01-28

It's philosophisticated! ★1

Comment to comic 3106 on 2017-01-28

Insertion probably had something to do w...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

She doesn't look angry at all, though.

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

There's a lady sitting right next to you...

Comment to comic 3539 on 2017-01-25

Some infections don't need direct contac...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

I doubt the dodos died out due to suicid...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Why don't you go know yourself? ★1

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Fingers? Ew.

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

The whole "is a fetus alive or not"-deba... ★5

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let... ★1

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Well, if you don't have your wife fuck a...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

How odd. The ice has either heat or stin...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Fool, if you had just used one of hers f...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Just get a newer model.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Who is THE person, I wonder?

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

There must be better ones in there. Mayb... ★2

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

They taste like pain and blood! So metal... ★1

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

What about those of us who are anti-choi...

Comment to comic 3761 on 2016-12-05

Very poetic. :-)

Comment to comic 2695 on 2016-12-05

Come on, dude, have some sense for adven...

Comment to comic 3126 on 2016-12-05

But that doesn't look like either a Kind...

Comment to comic 3605 on 2016-12-05

Can you tell me the Stan Parable again? ... ★3

Comment to comic 3852 on 2016-12-05

It's the presidential thing to do.

Comment to comic 2241 on 2016-12-05

Saying "bless you" really isn't about re... ★3

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

The little heart on the "i" is a nice to... ★2

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

Meh.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

He'll be fine. When he falls unconscious... ★2

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Thanks, jokes always become funnier when...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Mr. Pussy-Grabber is definitely a sexist...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Sucks for her, I guess. I'll go grab a b...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

What for? Days off won't matter once we'...

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-14

When I feel down, I actually just want t... ★7

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

Is it? Do we really know what it's like?... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

I vote Dialek because it reminds me of D...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

There, there... maybe just the US is fuc...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

All that excitement surrounding the 2016...

Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06

He's taking the negligent homicide of hi... ★1

Comment to comic 1913 on 2016-11-05

What does he have the box for, cardboard... ★8

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Not fuzzy? :-(

Comment to comic 1117 on 2016-10-31

Well, at least you can still play "Red S...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Sweet, I planned to stop sleeping for a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

The clever human catches the early bird ...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Did that SOUND like lower case?

Comment to comic 1191 on 2016-10-23

Well cum!

Comment to comic 1109 on 2016-10-23

A clever sociopath knows how to fulfill ... ★3

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Is this the start to yet another Depress...

Comment to comic 1454 on 2016-10-22

Fanny is worse.

Comment to comic 1454 on 2016-10-22

God can suck my dick. Because he can do ... ★1

Comment to comic 1833 on 2016-10-22

You're always old enough to die, if you ... ★1

Comment to comic 103 on 2016-10-22

Morningstar? As in Lucifer? DEMON! SATAN...

Comment to comic 103 on 2016-10-22

Would be better if Jesus was taking way ... ★2

Comment to comic 211 on 2016-10-22

If the guy told Death that he has "AIDS ... ★2

Comment to comic 4188 on 2016-10-22

Literally. Cliterally.

Comment to comic 533 on 2016-10-22

To make this more appropriate for C&H: H...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

Urgh, what a disgusting mutant. And Wing...

Comment to comic 3020 on 2016-10-19

Fire types aren't compatible with books,...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Red wunz go fasta, tho!

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Methamphetamine, you can clearly see the...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Eh? It's not like they could change anyt...

Comment to comic 912 on 2016-10-17

Who are you to judge, cancer boy? Yeah, ...

Comment to comic 2739 on 2016-10-15

"Huh. I thought you bought sweet popcorn... ★7

Comment to comic 314 on 2016-10-14

Putting the consensual back in non-conse...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Because it's the only comic with the "ha...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

That was hay-mazing and totally worth it...

Comment to comic 2941 on 2016-10-05

That pun warrants another crucifixion. A...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

What a prick. Get it? Because a prick st...

Comment to comic 3541 on 2016-10-05

They should wear shirts reading "cunt".

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

Lucky guy, he doesn't have to know how t...

Comment to comic 3497 on 2016-10-03

But you're non-rechargeable! ★2

Comment to comic 2548 on 2016-10-01

It doesn't even matter since the letters...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Really wanted to re-use and expand upon ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Uncensored and - from the looks of it - ... ★1

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Haha. No.

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

It kind of looks like he's shrugging in ...

Comment to comic 2058 on 2016-09-20

He will. ★1

Comment to comic 891 on 2016-09-20

Cold? He probably feels a little cold. A... ★1

Comment to comic 2353 on 2016-09-20

Thanks for helping.

Comment to comic 2680 on 2016-09-20

...aaaaand he doesn't want to incriminat... ★5

Comment to comic 3162 on 2016-09-20

...then why did you say you were going t...

Comment to comic 2540 on 2016-09-20

He's a bit preachy. ★1

Comment to comic 1684 on 2016-09-20

That looks more like a thong, though. An...

Comment to comic 1684 on 2016-09-20

But they don't make a habit of running i... ★1

Comment to comic 3737 on 2016-09-20

To be somewhat serious for a moment: The... ★9

Comment to comic 1131 on 2016-09-14

Kiss him, you fool.

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-14

Too bad that wasn't funny. :-|

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

If he faints, she may have to do mouth-t...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Wow, that was fast, adopting this as the...

Comment to comic 2496 on 2016-09-11

Oh, and undead Sylvanas Windrunner from ... ★2

Comment to comic 2496 on 2016-09-11

The first time I became aware of un-necr... ★3

Comment to comic 2225 on 2016-09-11

Oooh, burn! Like your mom did in the cre... ★1

Comment to comic 4072 on 2016-09-11

Why the hell would he write "me" first? ... ★3

Comment to comic 3697 on 2016-09-11

That diss took a lot of effort. Just ign...

Comment to comic 3899 on 2016-09-11

Remember to use a fresh needle! Wouldn't...

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

Entitled little shit.

Comment to comic 3377 on 2016-09-06

But he's acquiring more mass, not just s... ★1

Comment to comic 1479 on 2016-09-06

Puns are called that because they deserv...

Comment to comic 779 on 2016-09-06

I had to fart in Stuttgart.

Comment to comic 4004 on 2016-09-06

Boring. If this kid was me, I'd have tur... ★2

Comment to comic 4004 on 2016-09-06

They're action figures when a boy touche... ★1

Comment to comic 3234 on 2016-09-06

What... what did they use for white-out?... ★1

Comment to comic 804 on 2016-09-06

But he just jerked off! That's a happy o...

Comment to comic 1688 on 2016-09-06

Hypothermia - Stay Frosty! ★1

Comment to comic 773 on 2016-09-06

That looks pretty consensual, actually.

Comment to comic 3576 on 2016-09-06

No, he was also wine. So... soggy, wine-...

Comment to comic 739 on 2016-09-06

I never thought this joke was funny. Am ... ★1

Comment to comic 1171 on 2016-09-05

"Actually, I had to sell my home so that...

Comment to comic 444 on 2016-09-05

I'd give that guy an A+, if he would exp...

Comment to comic 4136 on 2016-09-05

That setup was a little forced. Kind of ...

Comment to comic 367 on 2016-09-05

There's a blowjob joke in there somewher...

Comment to comic 4051 on 2016-09-05

No pedals on the little ones...

Comment to comic 3826 on 2016-09-05

I think she'd more probably use both fee...

Comment to comic 2709 on 2016-09-05

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across...

Comment to comic 4253 on 2016-09-05

Pimping? I didn't see anything about mon... ★1

Comment to comic 1552 on 2016-09-05

No, they're using the older meaning of "... ★1

Comment to comic 1552 on 2016-09-05

That brush was thin as balls.

Comment to comic 1500 on 2016-09-05

In the end, we're all alone, locked away... ★2

Comment to comic 1469 on 2016-09-05

Actually, he was Swiss. "William" is a t... ★1

Comment to comic 3626 on 2016-09-05

I guess he was addicted to life? Solved....

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Follow-up comic: "One child to give up f...

Comment to comic 3823 on 2016-08-29

He better take a golden shower later.

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

It's that zone around a star where a Ear...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

A guy dying? Or "dying"? That's not so f... ★1

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Hat on backwards, what a douche.

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

That's a total Spongebob-face in panel t...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Oh my, what an accident. Look, another a... ★1

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15

That guy's a sex befriender.

Comment to comic 2094 on 2016-08-15

I'm pretty sure a child costs a lot more...

Comment to comic 3061 on 2016-08-15

Hey, I know you from that Old Man Reads ...

Comment to comic 537 on 2016-08-15

It's supposed to be a drunk Rob comic, b... ★17

Comment to comic 714 on 2016-08-15

Like, prostate-deep. ★1

Comment to comic 884 on 2016-08-15

87% of all statistics are made up on the... ★2

Comment to comic 1861 on 2016-08-13

The joke is layered. Like your mom!

Comment to comic 1778 on 2016-08-13

Never really understood why this is supp...

Comment to comic 3160 on 2016-08-13

Well, great. It was about nice, wholesom... ★1

Comment to comic 2634 on 2016-08-13

Actually, he... that is, I'm half-black....

Comment to comic 2634 on 2016-08-13

Aw, I was gonna say "President of NAMBLA...

Comment to comic 3974 on 2016-08-13

Just in time for the wedding night, perf... ★1

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-08-13

It's the Mushroom Kingdom? In the sense ...

Comment to comic 2221 on 2016-08-13

Aw, I don't like nuts in my chocolate. ★1

Comment to comic 933 on 2016-08-13

Thanks, but I don't plan to.

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

Not really, I just sometimes press "rand...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

That's a little forced. Kind of like sta...

Comment to comic 2111 on 2016-08-07

Toss a coin. Heads means the dog pound, ...

Comment to comic 3287 on 2016-08-07

It's an ongoing project. He'll put some ...

Comment to comic 2704 on 2016-08-07

I like her hair, that's pretty far out.

Comment to comic 2929 on 2016-08-07

Considering blue guy gave the parrot a N...

Comment to comic 535 on 2016-08-07

She probably wouldn't mind if you joined... ★2

Comment to comic 1277 on 2016-08-06

...that isn't tobacco, huh?

Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05

So, is that his mom or...?

Comment to comic 3089 on 2016-08-03

Only the Indy kind with the wider brim. ★2

Comment to comic 715 on 2016-08-03

Also, *too

Comment to comic 2077 on 2016-08-03

FIsh taco. Nobody commented on the cunni...

Comment to comic 3314 on 2016-08-03

Gotta write all those smart ideas down! ...

Comment to comic 226 on 2016-08-03

Puppies are biodegradable, too. So are w... ★4

Comment to comic 3470 on 2016-07-26

Ships shouldn't be underwater. ★1

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

I think there might be some sarcasm at w...

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18

"Can't you just tell me about the choice... ★1

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13

Maybe tomorrow.

Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04

Nooope.

Comment to comic 2570 on 2016-07-03

Mister Anderson, you're a poser.

Comment to comic 1804 on 2016-07-03

What hospital only has one (baby) doctor...

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-07-03

That's the joke, great job figuring it o...

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

Okay, I get that it's that Solid Snake f...

Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03

Wait, if he eats his shit, wouldn't that...

Comment to comic 1196 on 2016-07-01

That's your soul, idiot. He wanted your ... ★1

Comment to comic 4062 on 2016-06-28

You are offended? Here? On C&H?! ★1

Comment to comic 699 on 2016-06-28

You managed to hit a door. What a diffic... ★1

Comment to comic 1946 on 2016-06-25

So? Papier-maché is made from trees, tha...

Comment to comic 3190 on 2016-06-25

Maybe it's an acronym for Mary-Rebecca o... ★1

Comment to comic 565 on 2016-06-25

I'd like to imagine that this gave the s... ★6

Comment to comic 3452 on 2016-06-25

Dyslexic.

Comment to comic 802 on 2016-06-25

There is Amish porn. Of course there is.... ★2

Comment to comic 2732 on 2016-06-25

No, it doesn't.

Comment to comic 1729 on 2016-06-25

What's an "On"?

Comment to comic 2419 on 2016-06-24

Static electricity. ★3

Comment to comic 3670 on 2016-06-24

It's not nice, true, but at least it's p... ★1

Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-24

That sort of smile says "murder you in y... ★1

Comment to comic 4336 on 2016-06-20

I actually have a bit of trouble with th...

Comment to comic 1405 on 2016-06-18

So simple, so beautiful. Dadadadadada!

Comment to comic 3739 on 2016-06-18

You're yellow. ★2

Comment to comic 3706 on 2016-06-18

That thing will pay for a lot of golden ...

Comment to comic 4088 on 2016-06-18

A joke about spelling that uses speech i...

Comment to comic 3354 on 2016-06-18

And thus his urge for murder led him int... ★3

Comment to comic 4215 on 2016-06-18

It just takes new girls taking the place...

Comment to comic 1868 on 2016-06-18

Subtle.

Comment to comic 4075 on 2016-06-18

"Honey, no! Wait I wanted to marry the d... ★2

Comment to comic 2321 on 2016-06-17

How silly! Everybody knows lasers weren'... ★3

Comment to comic 4333 on 2016-06-17

I would've said "too soon", but then I r...

Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-14

How is he still alive?

Comment to comic 2730 on 2016-06-11

Who? ★5

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10

How? He can just make you kick your own ...

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-08

"Thank God! I love breasts!" ★1

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-08

"Also, you'll soon have breasts."

Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-19

Happened to me, too. But with Classic Sh...

Comment to comic 4273 on 2016-04-19

Orkz iz da biggest an' da strongest!

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-15

Alright I guess.

Comment to comic 4240 on 2016-03-16

Yeah! I already love SMBC and this is th... ★1

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-15

FIGURATIVE versus LITERAL! I got it.

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-13

Nah... every week is horrible. :-)

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-13

So, are Guestravaganza and Depressing Co...

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-11

Are you calling Deathbulge a zero?

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-11

He has a sex tape scandal going on?

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-11

Ugh, that face in the 3rd panel... remin...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-07

He NEVER actually changes his clothes, d...

Comment to comic 4231 on 2016-03-06

Le petite mort avec cheese?

Comment to comic 4227 on 2016-03-02

Huh? But we know those guys are too rich... ★2

Comment to comic 2003 on 2016-02-27

Same thing. Consciousness is based on br... ★2

Comment to comic 3923 on 2016-02-20

Subtle!!! ★1

Comment to comic 4216 on 2016-02-20

Considering his mental age, the other gu... ★5

Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17

Previously, this comic consisted of six ...

Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17

Boooring.

Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17

I know, too, though. And I'm going to te...

Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17

That makes no sense. A sexual sandwich r...

Comment to comic 2408 on 2016-02-13

Be careful, lest you get the clap... cla... ★1

Comment to comic 2204 on 2016-02-09

It's difficult to convey "ugly as hell" ...

Comment to comic 2675 on 2016-02-09

Why pour it out? Just save it for later....

Comment to comic 541 on 2016-02-08

Flexible or very long. Or both?

Comment to comic 2676 on 2016-02-08

I'd adopt that pet peeve!

Comment to comic 4204 on 2016-02-08

I don't get the last panel. Where did hi... ★3

Comment to comic 2418 on 2016-02-07

Wow, great job beating a little kid ther...

Comment to comic 1067 on 2016-02-07

Hah, it's funny because it's not origina...

Comment to comic 1951 on 2016-02-03

...how...?

Comment to comic 2599 on 2016-02-03

Alternatively: "And you, too. With other...

Comment to comic 3537 on 2016-02-03

Yes, wouldn't want to get the huge blade...

Comment to comic 3331 on 2016-02-03

Oxymoronic.

Comment to comic 3330 on 2016-02-03

The internet makes Sisyphos of us all.

Comment to comic 1645 on 2016-02-03

The first step in staying sane is losing...

Comment to comic 3283 on 2016-02-03

Time for me to feel snidely superior for... ★1

Comment to comic 695 on 2016-02-03

Sugar diabetes? As opposed to salt or pe... ★1

Comment to comic 1885 on 2016-02-03

Harsh but fair.

Comment to comic 665 on 2016-02-03

You see, in the long distant past, short...

Comment to comic 2708 on 2016-02-02

Careful about bringing liquids on the pl...

Comment to comic 4010 on 2016-02-01

Nothing happens. ★1

Comment to comic 3684 on 2016-02-01

If he's not careful, the only sex he'll ... ★1

Comment to comic 3107 on 2016-02-01

He's so absent-minded, the dog probably ...

Comment to comic 2340 on 2016-02-01

Unless that includes lying by omission?

Comment to comic 3729 on 2016-02-01

Maybe he's a unitard?

Comment to comic 665 on 2016-02-01

Cute. :-)

Comment to comic 1597 on 2016-02-01

Blood? Why?

Comment to comic 1214 on 2016-02-01

I never tried it, but I'd imagine wine i...

Comment to comic 2845 on 2016-02-01

Thanks for including the smell lines. Ve...

Comment to comic 2962 on 2016-02-01

Man, this comic has really SHAKEN me up....

Comment to comic 1312 on 2016-02-01

Then why did you show vagina, uterus and...

Comment to comic 1934 on 2016-02-01

I suppose it's the summer of '69 on the ...

Comment to comic 4197 on 2016-02-01

Don't worry, wish granted: I won't valid...

Comment to comic 519 on 2016-01-31

It serves to point out how fucked up tha... ★2

Comment to comic 4040 on 2016-01-30

I think 4 is more of a Dadaist killer.

Comment to comic 994 on 2016-01-30

That sure was good. She's a pro at this....

Comment to comic 3829 on 2016-01-30

I hope he dies on the way back to his ho... ★1

Comment to comic 928 on 2016-01-30

Now you made it red. That's the exact op...

Comment to comic 2999 on 2016-01-29

Hey, at least they're doing stuff togeth... ★3

Comment to comic 2567 on 2016-01-28

Can't even eat his shit right, he sloppe...

Comment to comic 4098 on 2016-01-24

I don't see any welding equipment?!

Comment to comic 3045 on 2016-01-24

They die? That IS pretty funny. :-)

Comment to comic 1152 on 2016-01-24

Obviously not a lot. Actual tanning give...

Comment to comic 1843 on 2016-01-24

AND HIS DICK IS THIN LIKE A KNIFE LOL!

Comment to comic 3698 on 2016-01-24

My dick is so dick it dicks the dick. So... ★1

Comment to comic 3185 on 2016-01-24

Oh god, I'm getting Superman 64 flashbac...

Comment to comic 1244 on 2016-01-24

Considering we don't know the background...

Comment to comic 3828 on 2016-01-23

'69, eh? I guess I have a good idea what... ★3

Comment to comic 1407 on 2016-01-23

These lobsters still have corpse meat in... ★2

Comment to comic 2529 on 2016-01-23

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of...

Comment to comic 3707 on 2016-01-23

"It pushes cancer cells into my bloodstr... ★1

Comment to comic 1050 on 2016-01-23

Man, if only they had one more microphon...

Comment to comic 2829 on 2016-01-23

What... does it... do?

Comment to comic 1950 on 2016-01-23

Kinda hot.

Comment to comic 4025 on 2016-01-23

It's right and proper Biblical marriage,... ★4

Comment to comic 2378 on 2016-01-23

This comic actually cheers me up. I'm no...

Comment to comic 2063 on 2016-01-23

That actually sounds pretty awesome.

Comment to comic 2377 on 2016-01-23

How would you even calculate that? ★2

Comment to comic 3501 on 2016-01-23

I hereby sentence you to an existential ... ★5

Comment to comic 4188 on 2016-01-23

I prefer the shut up juice, but that one... ★1

Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22

In Soviet Russia, Smirnoff vodkas you!

Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22

'Tis room? Where, at the inn?

Comment to comic 3758 on 2016-01-22

It's actually methane ice, ha!

Comment to comic 668 on 2016-01-22

How about curing it into delicious cance...

Comment to comic 2852 on 2016-01-22

Dan the Downer wouldn't be HAPPY about i...

Comment to comic 3165 on 2016-01-22

I just love the lazy shirt patterns. It'... ★2

Comment to comic 4052 on 2016-01-22

What if they don't fuck that night? Seem...

Comment to comic 4179 on 2016-01-21

They're baby fish, duh.

Comment to comic 4179 on 2016-01-21

First thing I thought when I saw the scr...

Comment to comic 3378 on 2016-01-20

Elitist.

Comment to comic 2776 on 2016-01-20

I thought it was a rather comfortable si...

Comment to comic 2357 on 2016-01-19

It's NICE but it's not really FUNNY.

Comment to comic 3243 on 2016-01-18

Porn is also information, though. Which ... ★3

Comment to comic 3808 on 2016-01-18

Nice cyst!

Comment to comic 981 on 2016-01-18

They should have sent a poet.

Comment to comic 1181 on 2016-01-18

Dead snow.

Comment to comic 1333 on 2016-01-18

I don't quite get what he's trying to sa... ★1

Comment to comic 4183 on 2016-01-18

Considering how it came about, it's more...

Comment to comic 3291 on 2016-01-16

Not the best safe-word, that.

Comment to comic 3621 on 2016-01-16

What if your sexual harassment victims a...

Comment to comic 3996 on 2016-01-16

Pain when shared is pain doubled. :-)

Comment to comic 3630 on 2016-01-16

Your liver is your savegame.

Comment to comic 3467 on 2016-01-16

But I only have one gender! Dang. ★5

Comment to comic 4181 on 2016-01-16

Who cares?

Comment to comic 1314 on 2016-01-15

Why would she be lactating? ★2

Comment to comic 3806 on 2016-01-15

And you better enjoy it, too! This is ex...

Comment to comic 2834 on 2016-01-15

Hey, at least you only die in the first ... ★1

Comment to comic 3732 on 2016-01-15

Must be more humble bees. Not doing bear...

Comment to comic 4022 on 2016-01-15

Yeah, if he meant "free the slaves", he ...

Comment to comic 4174 on 2016-01-10

I heard that if you look at pictures of ...

Comment to comic 3657 on 2016-01-10

The big American news channels are mostl...

Comment to comic 4175 on 2016-01-10

Will you look at that, the murderer is a... ★1

Comment to comic 4062 on 2016-01-09

We only want freshly cooked steaks, thou...

Comment to comic 959 on 2016-01-09

Look at all the coral growth down here!

Comment to comic 1054 on 2016-01-09

Erm. Is the girl still staring in the sa...

Comment to comic 2432 on 2016-01-08

What a lightweight!

Comment to comic 3692 on 2016-01-08

Really? I just bought a lot of caskets. ...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2016-01-08

One generally accepts to lower their sta... ★2

Comment to comic 4171 on 2016-01-06

What a beetch!

Comment to comic 3618 on 2016-01-03

So he's miffed that the comment was writ... ★1

Comment to comic 1349 on 2016-01-03

The realtor is selling his only chance f...

Comment to comic 3207 on 2016-01-03

Maybe neither? It might be anywhere on t...

Comment to comic 675 on 2016-01-03

Thing is, this is true for everybody you... ★1

Comment to comic 2072 on 2016-01-03

Hey, hey, hey... who knows how obese she... ★3

Comment to comic 3384 on 2016-01-03

Just assume they're all hollowed out blo...

Comment to comic 4168 on 2016-01-03

Thört.

Comment to comic 2597 on 2016-01-02

Still a better love-story than Romeo and...

Comment to comic 3267 on 2016-01-02

That's what she said!

Comment to comic 3417 on 2016-01-02

Lamarck and Mendel are both rolling over...

Comment to comic 238 on 2016-01-02

Where are you going? The other guy maybe...

Comment to comic 168 on 2016-01-02

Beat up? Don't you mean shoot and/or cho...

Comment to comic 2069 on 2016-01-02

No, no, I got it. It's because his watch... ★2

Comment to comic 3179 on 2016-01-02

The sharks don't look to happy, either.

Comment to comic 4160 on 2015-12-26

Listen to the spam, it's trying to save ...

Comment to comic 4152 on 2015-12-24

A happy ending? I didn't sign up for no ...

Comment to comic 4036 on 2015-12-22

She's drugged and will be pretty out of ... ★1

Comment to comic 1989 on 2015-12-22

I can believe that blue-shirt-dude norma... ★2

Comment to comic 3703 on 2015-12-22

Huh. I wonder if she'll ever turn out to...

Comment to comic 3703 on 2015-12-22

True. Works a lot better when you don't ...

Comment to comic 2282 on 2015-12-22

Your retinas don't give a toss what they...

Comment to comic 2086 on 2015-12-22

This icing is sweet yet salty! ★1

Comment to comic 1242 on 2015-12-22

Wouldn't it be more depressing if god ex... ★1

Comment to comic 1881 on 2015-12-22

No, you're supposed to zap him and then ... ★1

Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22

Is that a euphemism for "Go jump down a ...

Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22

I hear he's on first.

Comment to comic 2653 on 2015-12-21

Spending all his good karma in one go I ...

Comment to comic 1765 on 2015-12-21

Wait, your older brother gave you the id...

Comment to comic 4000 on 2015-12-21

I'll visit my parents over Christmas and...

Comment to comic 2832 on 2015-12-21

Based on body size, that... is actually ... ★1

Comment to comic 3433 on 2015-12-21

There's always suicide. Just saying...

Comment to comic 2012 on 2015-12-20

Tasty, tasty whale research.

Comment to comic 2012 on 2015-12-20

Because they're very intelligent animals...

Comment to comic 3290 on 2015-12-20

He didn't have a mustache earlier... is ...

Comment to comic 3587 on 2015-12-20

Well? I thought you wanted to get laid? ...

Comment to comic 3587 on 2015-12-20

I read "dog" instead of "dong", which ma...

Comment to comic 3035 on 2015-12-20

I'm going to tear you knew eye-holes!

Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-20

And yet he has no mouth, so he cannot sc...

Comment to comic 2555 on 2015-12-19

The judge and jury also qualify as assho...

Comment to comic 1045 on 2015-12-19

Oh, it's both. ★2

Comment to comic 3736 on 2015-12-19

That's... actually a good way to avoid b...

Comment to comic 2105 on 2015-12-19

You changed him from being the kid's dad... ★5

Comment to comic 2969 on 2015-12-19

He sees everything. He likes to watch. ★10

Comment to comic 112 on 2015-12-19

Nobody will judge you for enjoying a goo...

Comment to comic 3969 on 2015-12-19

Erm, don't you, like, have a job or some... ★1

Comment to comic 2352 on 2015-12-17

I think I've scene enough...

Comment to comic 2098 on 2015-12-17

They did it so well, you can hardly tell...

Comment to comic 3033 on 2015-12-17

Worth it.

Comment to comic 3786 on 2015-12-17

Yeah, but they held their smartphone ver...

Comment to comic 4144 on 2015-12-17

Boo-urns! Boo-urns!

Comment to comic 3649 on 2015-12-15

He should've had them do "DON'T PANIC" i... ★1

Comment to comic 3333 on 2015-12-15

So, if he's already in rigor mortis, is ...

Comment to comic 3636 on 2015-12-15

It's a sunny day and he's at the beach. ...

Comment to comic 833 on 2015-12-15

Yeah, vikings, ugh!

Comment to comic 925 on 2015-12-15

You can use a bag to pick it up AFTERWAR...

Comment to comic 2657 on 2015-12-15

How about you go away and multiply with ...

Comment to comic 2489 on 2015-12-15

At least when she laughs at your dick no...

Comment to comic 3358 on 2015-12-15

Well, if you take the milk from the frid...

Comment to comic 3050 on 2015-12-15

There is no cure... Only symptomatic tre...

Comment to comic 2562 on 2015-12-15

But anal also works with women... if the...

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15

That's a lot of setup...

Comment to comic 3143 on 2015-12-13

Nice visual representation of the illega... ★1

Comment to comic 2382 on 2015-12-13

Yeah, this would've been way more depres...

Comment to comic 4147 on 2015-12-13

The crime is life. The sentence is death...

Comment to comic 3789 on 2015-12-12

You could easily turn that guy into a tu... ★1

Comment to comic 3809 on 2015-12-11

Why is he crying? It's almost full still... ★2

Comment to comic 2329 on 2015-12-11

Kids are dicks.

Comment to comic 289 on 2015-12-11

Of course he does. Just not as much as a...

Comment to comic 2101 on 2015-12-11

Hahahaha, me neither, but it sure is fun...

Comment to comic 2312 on 2015-12-10

Where's the caption? I can't find it fun...

Comment to comic 1245 on 2015-12-10

Got a box in the box. Poetic.

Comment to comic 3961 on 2015-12-10

Just wait until he brings out the bear p...

Comment to comic 2578 on 2015-12-10

Huffing spray paint is illegal?!

Comment to comic 3427 on 2015-12-10

You're supposed to smoke them, not stick... ★2

Comment to comic 3007 on 2015-12-10

Friend only to the undertaker.

Comment to comic 2868 on 2015-12-10

That hurts, but probably not as much as ... ★1

Comment to comic 3853 on 2015-12-10

A hero of the craft. Such commitment! Cl...

Comment to comic 1076 on 2015-12-10

And the one in the bikini is Eleanor, eh...

Comment to comic 55 on 2015-12-10

Had her story been good, he'd still have...

Comment to comic 2351 on 2015-12-05

Columbus doesn't need pickup lines, he j... ★6

Comment to comic 3056 on 2015-12-03

I'm sure those two things are completely...

Comment to comic 2056 on 2015-12-03

Shove it up the werewolf's nose then.

Comment to comic 1172 on 2015-12-03

You do know that stars are pretty far aw... ★1

Comment to comic 2069 on 2015-12-03

That's not something that better educati...

Comment to comic 1652 on 2015-12-03

TARDIS spoon is TARDIS.

Comment to comic 2731 on 2015-12-03

Can't refuse his stories.

Comment to comic 2554 on 2015-12-03

They must've missed some earlier doses.....

Comment to comic 3682 on 2015-12-03

It really depends. What kind of cancer w...

Comment to comic 2133 on 2015-12-03

Liar, you don't know what snow is.

Comment to comic 3918 on 2015-12-03

Nomen est omen, fools.

Comment to comic 1913 on 2015-12-03

Oh. He's an idiot. I see.

Comment to comic 2083 on 2015-12-03

Now, how to fix that?

Comment to comic 306 on 2015-12-03

Yeah. That's still disturbing.

Comment to comic 1576 on 2015-12-03

Why don't you try the fagotto?

Comment to comic 3450 on 2015-12-03

Also, he's dead.

Comment to comic 3574 on 2015-12-02

How many fucking swears did you have to ... ★1

Comment to comic 2725 on 2015-12-02

What's a cray? Crayfish? You'd better he...

Comment to comic 110 on 2015-12-02

Why didn't he squeeze three times then?

Comment to comic 466 on 2015-12-02

The sausage is always more grilled on th...

Comment to comic 2215 on 2015-12-02

There's just one cat there.

Comment to comic 3613 on 2015-12-02

Safe/unsafe is not a dichotomy.

Comment to comic 1980 on 2015-12-02

Yabba dabba d'oh!

Comment to comic 2617 on 2015-12-02

He can speak past his barf, that's prett...

Comment to comic 3828 on 2015-12-02

Luna and Gaia are both girls... hot. ★2

Comment to comic 3617 on 2015-12-02

At least you aren't working in sails.

Comment to comic 270 on 2015-12-02

I doubt she did it herself, moron. ★1

Comment to comic 1812 on 2015-12-01

He's so lazy he won't clean himself anym...

Comment to comic 1721 on 2015-12-01

Yeah, he likes you like I like chicken. ...

Comment to comic 3887 on 2015-12-01

He'll grow to be a hundred or more.

Comment to comic 1837 on 2015-12-01

A lot of hot German chicks are brunette,...

Comment to comic 3098 on 2015-12-01

Whoops. Easy mistake to make.

Comment to comic 4134 on 2015-12-01

He's a Daywalker! He doesn't look as str...

Comment to comic 1673 on 2015-11-16

The year is in base-3. For Newton's thre...

Comment to comic 3702 on 2015-11-16

IT'S A TRAP!

Comment to comic 72 on 2015-11-16

I guess he doesn't like pixels. Sorry, d...

Comment to comic 574 on 2015-11-16

No wonder he got crucified.

Comment to comic 2906 on 2015-11-16

Luddite. Time-traveling luddite.

Comment to comic 2177 on 2015-11-16

Well, he ain't complaining, so I think y...

Comment to comic 1230 on 2015-11-16

This joke is LOST on me. ★3

Comment to comic 4119 on 2015-11-16

And you're helping to remedy that with y...

Comment to comic 4119 on 2015-11-16

WAAAGH! Da best Ork Nobz smash da most h...

Comment to comic 4119 on 2015-11-16

"Everyone I know thinks I'm a total bore...

Comment to comic 2827 on 2015-11-15

Yeah. To be fair, they didn't say he was... ★1

Comment to comic 1020 on 2015-11-15

Oh, it will be, once you notice they're ...

Comment to comic 3401 on 2015-11-15

Halo? What a dick.

Comment to comic 2007 on 2015-11-15

Considering how many colours it's flashi... ★4

Comment to comic 2769 on 2015-11-15

I doubt a lot of German Jews had the las...

Comment to comic 4118 on 2015-11-15

Why would a Russian (or wherever you're ...

Comment to comic 4118 on 2015-11-15

She's riding on the white train, methink...

Comment to comic 3616 on 2015-11-14

A much better kind of PUA.

Comment to comic 2097 on 2015-11-14

"You should've brought more men." ★1

Comment to comic 3021 on 2015-11-14

It's on fire, but it's just standing the... ★1

Comment to comic 3334 on 2015-11-14

Oh no! If he has to go cold turkey, the ...

Comment to comic 3533 on 2015-11-14

Huh. I thought the punchline would be ab...

Comment to comic 3533 on 2015-11-14

You're not actually expecting an answer,...

Comment to comic 2243 on 2015-11-14

I like how their belts are colour-coded ... ★4

Comment to comic 3889 on 2015-11-14

Hard. Unlike your belly!

Comment to comic 921 on 2015-11-14

He died doing what he loved: Dying.

Comment to comic 4114 on 2015-11-13

So absorbent!

Comment to comic 2300 on 2015-11-13

I think this detective is a liar. He's t... ★8

Comment to comic 781 on 2015-11-13

Phew, surprise party averted.

Comment to comic 2453 on 2015-11-13

That's his job? Who's paying him to bone... ★1

Comment to comic 3058 on 2015-11-13

It's called a washing machine, idiot. ★1

Comment to comic 1356 on 2015-11-13

He's right, that was fun!

Comment to comic 4112 on 2015-11-09

That's no moon. It's a face station.

Comment to comic 4112 on 2015-11-09

Everybody can be a winner, provided the ...

Comment to comic 4111 on 2015-11-08

And no, you may not reflect light in my ...

Comment to comic 4111 on 2015-11-08

This joke makes no sense (unheard of at ...

Comment to comic 2869 on 2015-11-08

He has MORE hair after getting torn up b... ★4

Comment to comic 4110 on 2015-11-07

She finally opened up to him. Emotionall... ★1

Comment to comic 2817 on 2015-11-07

Ah, so that's the blue stuff they always... ★5

Comment to comic 4109 on 2015-11-06

No, I don't like yokes. I like yolks, th...

Comment to comic 826 on 2015-11-05

Snazzy hat. ★2

Comment to comic 3748 on 2015-11-05

He's attracted to heterosexuals, whether...

Comment to comic 2711 on 2015-11-05

It's homicidelicious! ★2

Comment to comic 300 on 2015-11-05

Should've asked for a blowjob instead! B... ★6

Comment to comic 4100 on 2015-11-05

Agent 7 ass-aults the supervillain's str...

Comment to comic 3016 on 2015-11-01

Well, I guess he lost. That's kicking/st...

Comment to comic 3388 on 2015-11-01

If that actually worked, they'd have far...

Comment to comic 3825 on 2015-11-01

And my bow! ★1

Comment to comic 2403 on 2015-11-01

What, 48? What sort of a freakish mouth ...

Comment to comic 3371 on 2015-11-01

See, THAT's depressing.

Comment to comic 3374 on 2015-11-01

Again, not really depressing. In fact, i... ★1

Comment to comic 3373 on 2015-11-01

And your dad's dog!

Comment to comic 3373 on 2015-11-01

Interesting illustration, but I don't re...

Comment to comic 1098 on 2015-11-01

A great combination of snacking and pest...

Comment to comic 1444 on 2015-10-31

And here I was trying to get the flattes... ★1

Comment to comic 1340 on 2015-10-31

The trick is to hit quickly enough so th...

Comment to comic 3783 on 2015-10-31

It's the cirrhosis of liver!

Comment to comic 3170 on 2015-10-31

See, that's why most of your superheroes... ★1

Comment to comic 3480 on 2015-10-31

Unfortunately, allergy to Growlithe hair...

Comment to comic 2754 on 2015-10-31

A bit too complicated, but anything to g...

Comment to comic 2144 on 2015-10-30

I know it's just a joke, but... removing... ★1

Comment to comic 2280 on 2015-10-30

They meant space stations, duh. Ancient ... ★2

Comment to comic 3779 on 2015-10-30

It got knocked up. ★1

Comment to comic 3278 on 2015-10-30

Ah. Sex. I see.

Comment to comic 1996 on 2015-10-30

Don't worry, you'll die soon enough. :-)...

Comment to comic 766 on 2015-10-30

No, but it's still tasty.

Comment to comic 3063 on 2015-10-30

What a Cpl. of jerks.

Comment to comic 2751 on 2015-10-30

Lies! The little line precedes the words...

Comment to comic 246 on 2015-10-30

That's some cutting satire. ★1

Comment to comic 1011 on 2015-10-30

Really? At this point, I need caffeine j...

Comment to comic 3053 on 2015-10-30

I know plenty of buildings that are more...

Comment to comic 1092 on 2015-10-30

Not very smart brains, if that's the bes...

Comment to comic 2893 on 2015-10-30

They say pain increases sexual pleasure....

Comment to comic 2791 on 2015-10-30

His cum is blue? Go to a urologist, dude... ★2

Comment to comic 2109 on 2015-10-30

Don't knock it until you try it. knock o...

Comment to comic 1841 on 2015-10-30

Don't be a sourpuss.

Comment to comic 2663 on 2015-10-30

Now cut it in half and give the bigger h...

Comment to comic 2588 on 2015-10-30

A party's a party!

Comment to comic 2574 on 2015-10-30

Nice trick. Too bad he can only do it on... ★1

Comment to comic 2449 on 2015-10-30

Shhh... shhh... go back to sleep now. Fo...

Comment to comic 2468 on 2015-10-29

Well, at least the duck has less weight ...

Comment to comic 2727 on 2015-10-27

"Why? You are the one who actually ended... ★4

Comment to comic 3250 on 2015-10-27

But he's such a nice guy! ★1

Comment to comic 2150 on 2015-10-27

That's a bit of an overreaction.

Comment to comic 2964 on 2015-10-27

Looks like we got a representative sampl...

Comment to comic 1427 on 2015-10-27

It better be named Peggy rather than Pol...

Comment to comic 2477 on 2015-10-27

Living or dead? Because dead ones fold e...

Comment to comic 2095 on 2015-10-27

I first had to look up "the runs" (but n...

Comment to comic 3346 on 2015-10-27

Porpoise.

Comment to comic 2616 on 2015-10-25

Sexting?

Comment to comic 2616 on 2015-10-25

Texting?

Comment to comic 3816 on 2015-10-25

Oh, look: He stabbed four eyes at the sa...

Comment to comic 2974 on 2015-10-25

Is he that same guy with the toe nails n...

Comment to comic 2954 on 2015-10-24

What could possibly be weird about colle...

Comment to comic 1608 on 2015-10-24

You need to abandon your desires if you ... ★3

Comment to comic 609 on 2015-10-24

Supply and demand, folks. If you don't b...

Comment to comic 964 on 2015-10-24

The bowel ain't in the ass, dude. Most o...

Comment to comic 401 on 2015-10-24

TWIST OFF!!! ★1

Comment to comic 2437 on 2015-10-24

Gay necrophilia voyeurism. That's a new ...

Comment to comic 1287 on 2015-10-24

The little tyke looks just like his fath... ★1

Comment to comic 1286 on 2015-10-24

*tested. And tasted. ★1

Comment to comic 1286 on 2015-10-24

That's how they ACTUALLY tasted for Diab... ★2

Comment to comic 237 on 2015-10-24

"Someone call an ambulance!!"?

Comment to comic 4043 on 2015-10-23

It doesn't have to literally taste like ... ★3

Comment to comic 2335 on 2015-10-23

How nice. :-)

Comment to comic 4033 on 2015-10-22

Expired? I'M SO SORRY! :-O ★1

Comment to comic 309 on 2015-10-22

"Here, let me dip it in your blood to da...

Comment to comic 3668 on 2015-10-22

You can also use this same tactic to run... ★1

Comment to comic 3668 on 2015-10-22

That's assuming "gay genes" are a simpli... ★1

Comment to comic 3504 on 2015-10-22

Says the physician. ★3

Comment to comic 3967 on 2015-10-22

That's some sexy sexism.

Comment to comic 2884 on 2015-10-22

You could just drink that bitter water f...

Comment to comic 2352 on 2015-10-22

How did you even accomplish that? Did yo...

Comment to comic 2580 on 2015-10-22

And two girls. ★4

Comment to comic 2580 on 2015-10-22

I want that cup.

Comment to comic 3187 on 2015-10-22

I'm afraid you need joke-making aides.

Comment to comic 3000 on 2015-10-22

Here's what you do: You create enough co...

Comment to comic 2929 on 2015-10-22

Hitler didn't like Jews, but he also did...

Comment to comic 1992 on 2015-10-22

There are plenty of ways to speed this u... ★4

Comment to comic 3066 on 2015-10-22

But what a ride, man, what a ride...

Comment to comic 1982 on 2015-10-22

"Critical miss, you lick yourself in the...

Comment to comic 3554 on 2015-10-22

Friends with benefits? Brother and siste...

Comment to comic 3163 on 2015-10-21

"It happens when she pegs you with the s... ★1

Comment to comic 2953 on 2015-10-21

I'd be sad too, if my coffee cup had coi...

Comment to comic 922 on 2015-10-21

Always kick twice: Two testicles.

Comment to comic 987 on 2015-10-21

Enjoy not hearing rave music ever again!... ★3

Comment to comic 786 on 2015-10-21

Actually, it's a joke of a comic.

Comment to comic 1906 on 2015-10-21

What a fun bun pun! ★1

Comment to comic 3591 on 2015-10-21

The trick is not to get the blood spatte... ★2

Comment to comic 1650 on 2015-10-21

He meant stick your dick in the glove an...

Comment to comic 1834 on 2015-10-21

He died? :-( ★2

Comment to comic 1470 on 2015-10-21

Just walk around it, idiots! ★3

Comment to comic 3898 on 2015-10-21

One more apparition of you, young man, a... ★8

Comment to comic 2882 on 2015-10-21

Round, round, get around, it gets around...

Comment to comic 46 on 2015-10-21

He only needs about 25 seconds anyway, t...

Comment to comic 45 on 2015-10-21

Woah, I never noticed this storyline was... ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2015-10-21

Change your trousers then.

Comment to comic 2045 on 2015-10-21

Can't give a proper estimate, anyway, be...

Comment to comic 4093 on 2015-10-21

If he's already dead, then that's cheati...