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nullion (Slather Me Up): 4687 comments (2017-05-28 – 2018-04-25) to 1826 comics
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Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: BrothrBear stands accused of being a Jud... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: That isn't really relevant to the curren... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: "It's "Cropsy", dammit!" I think we just... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: I think I lead the charge on that partic... ★2
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: Because it's not an onamonapia. ★2
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Cynthia was right: flagging it as "other... ★3
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Done already? https://www.youtube.com/wa... ★6
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-24: Like seriously. This cannot go on. It mu... ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-24: Dear The Derek: What can we do to help m... ★2
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Not a fan of slash fiction? That's a sha... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: It's like herpes: it's just something yo... ★3
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Mmmm, only if you swallow the bait so he... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Such a profoundly butthurt little cunt. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: OOOH BOY! DicklessFaggotTardBot is back ... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Does this work as a palindrome? "A man, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Plot twist: her parents are Satanists, a... ★3
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: That would certainly be a para "site" fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Pin a nap, pan a nip. Pan a nip, pin a n... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: "Give us your finest food stuffed with y... ★6
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Eva, can I stab bats in a cave? Murder f... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot ... ★1
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: I would demand at least 7 consecutive ze... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Oh I'm not making these up. The only one... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Never odd or even. ... is another palind... ★2
Comment to comic 2309 on 2018-04-24: On the back of NES cartridges, it says n...
Comment to comic 2556 on 2018-04-24: Your parrot flies away. http://www.megal...
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Woohoo! I won the race to the bottom! nu... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: It certainly ought to. ★1
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: I have suggested it, but so far no dice.... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: A cat, or a copycat? I missed that. ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Seriously! I'll stop short of interpreti... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Damn, with all the extra-curricular exci... ★5
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: That's handy. I've got to split here pre... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Derek! David! Help us! lunarLegion! Arm ... ★7
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: This totally reminds me of video games w... ★8
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-24: [squints] Not sure if trollbot2.0 or cop...
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Looks like I triggered that degenerate r... ★5
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-24: Lame! Not surprising, but still...bummer... ★2
Comment to comic 1546 on 2018-04-24: I'll french kiss your lips The ones betw... ★2
Comment to comic 1546 on 2018-04-24: Same.
Comment to comic 759 on 2018-04-24: The 3 paths to (re)appropriating artisti... ★1
Comment to comic 2833 on 2018-04-24: This is a recreation of an exchange betw...
Comment to comic 2563 on 2018-04-24: Advice? Sure! If you can't stand the pai...
Comment to comic 3585 on 2018-04-24: That's almost funny, except CBD is the c... ★1
Comment to comic 2775 on 2018-04-24: If Purpleshirt was the author, he'd be F...
Comment to comic 966 on 2018-04-24: Close. It's because the passenger is the... ★2
Comment to comic 960 on 2018-04-24: Every angler should experience that at l...
Comment to comic 433 on 2018-04-24: "No fair! You promised me a big shot!" "...
Comment to comic 2352 on 2018-04-24: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry...
Comment to comic 1491 on 2018-04-24: "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when fi...
Comment to comic 3006 on 2018-04-24: "Sorry,-my-cat-was-running-around-and-br... ★1
Comment to comic 1570 on 2018-04-24: Garrote his ass with the line, then clai...
Comment to comic 3266 on 2018-04-24: Triggered! But does bikini dude really h...
Comment to comic 824 on 2018-04-24: I read a book about someone who did this...
Comment to comic 4912 on 2018-04-24: "I'd like a second opinion." "Okay. Even...
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Greenshirt should have added an addition... ★1
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Kill the shit posters? Can I be first? h... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: You won't find that in the history books... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: "Eureka! My thesis on the mating habits ... ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: I coon only imagine how spook y that mus... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Heh, that would be good for a few yucks ... ★1
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Well shit, that stinks. You'll always sm... ★1
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24: Agreed. On the plus side, it's a benign ... ★2
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23: I would straight up sacrifice my own bad... ★5
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-23: I know, right? What hurts the most is th... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-23: I want to see Darknigger and Detilly fig... ★2
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-23: Brothrbear was behind the original judgm... ★3
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23: Particularly when the trolls use bots. ★3
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23: but what about smash mouth? ★3
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-23: True! Library fines are usually only a f... ★2
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23: Sharter! How was the prom? I was pleased... ★3
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23: Fancy meeting you here. I guess you migh... ★3
Comment to comic 4434 on 2018-04-22: As they used to say in ancient Rome, "Ca... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22: You paint a sobering picture of that hot...
Comment to comic 2494 on 2018-04-22: "Take my wifi...please!" [rimshot oversh... ★1
Comment to comic 4625 on 2018-04-22: Waiter: "I didn't finish. I was going to...
Comment to comic 1996 on 2018-04-22: I loved fucking with dumbass grownups wh...
Comment to comic 1359 on 2018-04-22: Well that's one way to catch a stabbin' ...
Comment to comic 1882 on 2018-04-21: Blueshirt: "Now eat that doodie like gro... ★1
Comment to comic 4500 on 2018-04-21: Gay nothing, those hats are straight as ...
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21: Well, okay, here's one: "Gee, your mattr...
Comment to comic 75 on 2018-04-21: Snail slime is nature's lubricant of cho... ★1
Comment to comic 3446 on 2018-04-21: "No, you misunderstood: YOU ARE IN for a...
Comment to comic 1840 on 2018-04-21: Next time you want to eat out , order th...
Comment to comic 396 on 2018-04-21: Fagit about googly glasses--I want a goo...
Comment to comic 3433 on 2018-04-21: That's why mediocrity is a more sustaina... ★1
Comment to comic 734 on 2018-04-21: ...and all the insufferable religious re... ★1
Comment to comic 2026 on 2018-04-21: This reminds me of a scene from Faces of...
Comment to comic 3213 on 2018-04-21: I always have to drop a deuce whenever m...
Comment to comic 791 on 2018-04-21: A kid goes into a drug store to buy cond... ★2
Comment to comic 791 on 2018-04-21: What a Jackass.
Comment to comic 725 on 2018-04-21: This reminds me of an old Dilbert comic.... ★1
Comment to comic 2018 on 2018-04-21: "And when I plow your sweet little ass w...
Comment to comic 2582 on 2018-04-21: Not such a sweet deal after all. "What's...
Comment to comic 1584 on 2018-04-21: "It looks like the job offer contains a ... ★1
Comment to comic 2147 on 2018-04-21: "Hey babe, remember when you were braggi... ★1
Comment to comic 2672 on 2018-04-21: Judging by your hind, maybe he just coul...
Comment to comic 524 on 2018-04-21: This happened to me the last time I clea... ★1
Comment to comic 3942 on 2018-04-21: Fun fact: they also donate shirts with t...
Comment to comic 3657 on 2018-04-21: What can I say about this that hasn't al...
Comment to comic 2976 on 2018-04-21: #LifeGoals ★1
Comment to comic 3194 on 2018-04-21: thisisknownasthenatureofthebusinessinhol...
Comment to comic 823 on 2018-04-21: And why did Blueshirt cross the road? Be...
Comment to comic 783 on 2018-04-21: [Abow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bo...
Comment to comic 783 on 2018-04-21: 12 months later and I still can't believ...
Comment to comic 781 on 2018-04-21: That that you're flat as a pan cake , bl... ★1
Comment to comic 1451 on 2018-04-21: Watching strippers is a perfect metaphor... ★2
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-21: "Love" is merely a measure of how much y...
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21: Greenshirt doesn't have to worry about t...
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: No! We like watching idiots being stupid... ★1
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: You're also in this one. http://explosm....
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: http://explosm.net/comics/4035/
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: Ah so. A more useful metric would be a "... ★2
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: The more important question is "what's t... ★2
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: "1 Favorite = 1 like" https://www.youtub... ★1
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: Calm down magenta lmen; don't you know t... ★2
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: You wanna stick to the facts? Glue yours... ★3
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: I believe it's done with 4 "m"s and a si...
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: Heh, depends on how shit your aim is.
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: Too may "o"s in your "to".
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: The two easiest ways to a noteworthy dea... ★1
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: I like DMT, Molly, and sliding my dick i...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-20: The site remodel teleported the comment ... ★1
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: Spoiler alert: we all die in the end. ★1
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: Come now, Jim--anything worth doing is w...
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20: When you think about it, every accidenta... ★4
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: There was an old woman who lived in a sh... ★3
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: I'd have to say both. Female genital mut... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: Peter Piper nicked a peck of severed pec... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: I took the liberty of fracturing a nurse... ★3
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: Not in the slightest. Christians and thi... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: I'll stick to huffing the spray paint st... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: Hip-hop shit spray! ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: Nah, positive 5 would be a shitposter. -...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18: They need an audience to witness their "... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: You can't ru shart. ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Some "Johns" are into being used as a to... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: That's okay. I don't think either of us ... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: As the great American philosopher Moe Ho...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Logically, if logic prevailed, the termi...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Women: part of the problem, part of the ...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Congratulations! It turns out that "noth... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: What about that fucked-off calculus form... ★3
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: "Damnit, who put tinker toys in the gas ... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: As Teddy Roosevelt used to say, "Speak s... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Ah. That's what quotation marks are for.... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Castrated queers are allergy friendly. C... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: Well that's a relief. At best I figured ... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: HA! YES! v v v ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: I, uh, hoo boy... What the fuck was the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17: A bald John fucks a prostitute, then hea... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Think of it like a pre-loaded, non-trans... ★3
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: I thought V-Cards were the preferred met...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: What's the difference between beer nuts ...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Oh boy, a threesome! [Snickers] We reall... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: D egenerate J erk T ard? ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: My old boss used to sniff dust- off . St... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Jim: J ust I magine M asturbation. ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Probably worth less than $5 when it was ...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: "I'll show you a milk dud!" [spreads ass...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Step 1: remove all clothing Step 2: ??? ... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Looks more like he's begun constructing ... ★3
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Once the guy who owns the shop in Pawn S... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: I hear that! I wonder if Yellowshirt dol... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: A buddy gave me a 5 Dinar bill when he c... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Still not as bad as that weekend in Thai... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Thanks! Full disclosure: I may have enga... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: In Russia, dust is allergic to YOU. ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Spandex tunics, as I'm sure Pino would a... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: 'Specially lion's loins. ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: HOLY SHART! I actually learned something...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: I know, shocking isn't it? As I type thi...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: More like 113,887.50, if we're talking V... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: I roasted an internet commenter once by ... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Mild pain = a green face and a slight sm...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: After Ryan Dunn died, I captioned a pic ... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: I'd argue Orange can win, but that even ...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Looks like the remnants of a Cleaveland ... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: One time some asshole came into my store... ★7
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: "Shut up Beender, I know it." ;) Just co...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Do people rush to get inside you? Do you... ★2
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Every notice how "Satan" and "Stain" are... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Roleplaying?
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Last one (probably). "Sucker. I'm still ...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: "Game over, losers--I have all the money...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: "Good thing it was laundry day. That tra... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Evidently Orangeshirt hasn't washed that...
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16: Woah, bartering? Aye halve two goat ache... ★6
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-16: Then just being such an ineffectual lead...
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-16: He could bang his bride whenever he plea... ★1
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-16: nullion goes afk during the weekend...us...
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-16: Just a pretender. No one could fill Crop... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-16: Sure thing, lemme unzip this and... [pis...
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-16: *very not
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-16: Sometimes I wonder whether I'm fucked up... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: There's a person who knows it can always... ★2
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: I bet she broke that foot off in the ass...
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: "Can you feel your stump?" "Nope! Not at... ★2
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Site glitch, not your fault. You know yo... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: I hadn't noticed the missing foot. Even ... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Only when they roll their eyes.
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Higher suicide and triple-post rates. ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: Sweeney Todd?
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: "I'm Russian!" "Then quit Stalin." ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16: As the frog infamously said (something t... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: More of a gaffe, really. ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Angry Barbarian Cleaves Dwarves, Elves, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Able Bodied Carpenters Demonstrate Effec... ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Oh, oh, even better! STORMY DANIELS: S t... ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Sure thing Sharter. Here ya go! https://... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-14: Yeah, this guy beat you to it. http://ex... ★1
Comment to comic 621 on 2018-04-14: *fuck ★1
Comment to comic 621 on 2018-04-14: You can fly, Orangeshirt guy But Purples...
Comment to comic 928 on 2018-04-14: Oh, I get it! Orangeshirt crossed over t...
Comment to comic 1903 on 2018-04-14: 5 second rule! Quick, eat grandma's pie ...
Comment to comic 2396 on 2018-04-14: In panel 11, the universe collapses into... ★4
Comment to comic 4343 on 2018-04-14: [In Robocop's voice] Thank you, for your...
Comment to comic 2554 on 2018-04-14: The Man Himself must use wiggly boner pi...
Comment to comic 747 on 2018-04-14: Methinks all grayshirts' still-life pain...
Comment to comic 2165 on 2018-04-14: That didn't answer his question at all!
Comment to comic 3501 on 2018-04-14: "But I wanted to die from autoerotic asp... ★2
Comment to comic 1926 on 2018-04-14: Well done, Wolf! You brought down the ho...
Comment to comic 3684 on 2018-04-14: If she's pregnant and you're long enough...
Comment to comic 3171 on 2018-04-14: "Great! Send it to my insurance provider... ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Well put, sir. Just remember there's no ... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: I prefer it to the cat-turd infested san... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Can't argue with that. Raising brats is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: As you wish. I'm sure I'm not the only o... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: You should be copied and put in charge o... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Now indulge me by revealing the origin o... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: S tinky T wat O ozing R ed M ucous ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: I drink coffee because I like caffeine m... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Oops, I did it again! A Big Cock Drilled... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: I bet no alpha can top this sentence. Ag... ★4
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: One time I had a hat embroidered with th... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Homos tend to be more intelligent than h... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Faguettes are annoying. They're too soft... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Nailed it. ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Absolutely! And not the synthetic kind e... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: "Waiter, what's this hair doing in my as... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Nope, Sharter mistakenly deleted the one... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: My favorite box to play in is the sandbo... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Don't look too close at a brown-eye's wi... ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Cold-reading. This comic was culled from... ★4
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: At least irony wasn't lost on Moses. I w... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: "Your ass looks like applesauce." ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: !effaG ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: ...a badge that says "sweetmeat". ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: "Riiiing!" "Who is it?" "Ding-Dong." "Co...
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: [Points vaguely towards the comment sect... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Well, duh. ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: WTF even is this? Making me poke new but... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: I would have answered Hannibal Lecter, b... ★3
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: Fake news! He was fired from the roast f... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: Oedipus saw more after LOSING his eyes. ... ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13: How about an unfair-trade salted caramel... ★3
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: In U.K. the term "slash" means "pussy". ... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Heh, toss her ass in as she is and let h... ★2
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Probably because her name reminded you o... ★3
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: W. C. Fields and Mae West were notorious...
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Dear Jim, Not to worry. I'll just imagin... ★7
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: More like "fisti-cunts". ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: I got it from the Oxford dictionary of E... ★2
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Betty White is correct: those things rea...
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Cuntinued from yesterday: Would it be so... ★4
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: I was going to point out that the space ...
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: I get my pussy from animal shelters, and... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Not always. Sometimes they whisper into ... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: I hate the whistley voice and stupid loo... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Yep, that comment originally posted thre... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: One of our extended circle of friends is... ★3
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: Good calls all around! From an existenti... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: I hear you re: murder being the worst, b... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: Well, sure! Rape isn't the same when it'... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: Methinks we're on exactly the same page.... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: The oddities I've noticed so far (on Win... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: 3) Am I simply being overly sentimental?... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: I just learned about a truck driver who ... ★2
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: You get your pipes cleaned. ★2
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10: Your mom is like extra-creamy peanut but... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10: Close. They don't make or supply prophyl... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: "For an extra $10 would you like your ey... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: This girl told me I could fuck her But f... ★4
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10: That may have been a tad too forward... ★2
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: *Ricist. I only eat white rice, because ... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: I was a charter member of Tappa Kega Now...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: When did you originally take flight? Was... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: https://youtu.be/jPQHDToZOHw?t=38s ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: In death we are all equal. So, at least ...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: A while back Gangrene was saying Alf was... ★2
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: Negative Gay = Homophobic, which ∴ Gay. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: Hey, my tapeworm is alive and healthy, t... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: It is an exceptionally appealing color-s... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: TaeBo
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09: But God IS blue! https://en.wikipedia.or... ★2
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09: Truly I'm touched (again), but I'll take... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09: Weed's already illegal on the federal le... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09: Shitposting is bad not only for you, and... ★3
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09: This shitshow brings mixed emotions: I'm... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Come to think of it, I'd better hang it ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Negative. I stayed out of the Freakpocal...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: I used to think it would be funny for th... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: I rather enjoy your current one, but you...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Jokes, spam, cries for help. All of the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: You're not wrong!
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Straight up.
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: "Hey baby, why don't I take you back to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Musta been one of my "helpers". I can't ... ★3
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Yes, I made that comment 2 years before ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: I didn't!
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: One time I ate so much garlic it killed ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: Yeah, but what's he done for us lately?
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07: GB! Dude! I have something for you! Chec...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: That's probably giving us too much credi... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Bob's pretty active too! If we're the Sn...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Gotta upgrade to an angle-grinder. ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: "The FUUUUCK SHAAAACK is a little old pl...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: That doesn't work as well as one might t...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: *Betelgeuse?
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: With emphasis on gag .
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Tardigrade? Isn't that how Trump's teach... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Still better than the shiteaters one tow... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: It's not rape if its consensual. The eye... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: I make small talk to hide my big head. I... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: My broker said I was invested too heavil... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Well that's a relief. Dying isn't so bad... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: People with black skin were naughty in a... ★3
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Why wear a small hat and a large hat whe...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Me too! https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/pr...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Speaking of aiming, I've got a bone to p...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Watching school bands practice is pretty...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: If that's his new gimmick, I support it ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Clam sauce!
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Bloody Beetroots!
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: I think the hat puns have fez zled out. ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: FUCK YES! You just won the internet! ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: You're looking a bit pinkie yourself, no... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: If they don't like milk, they can have m... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: D, or D sharp ? http://explosm.net/comic...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: I thought the infant crawled away. Eh, I... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Tampons. I had a great idea for a prank ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Like throwing a hotdog down a hangar bay... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Yessir!
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Goats can handle them. Any animal that c... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: There are a ton of awesome ones, but thi...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Yeah, but only to make up for my 8" thro...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: That's quite a spread ! http://unpeudhum... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Големите ядки са плодните тела на негърс... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Sorry, couldn't keep a lid on them.
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Perry Bible Fellowship? http://pbfcomics... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Jedis are all rapists. They always use t... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Maybe the little hat is a "grower". http... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: That about covers it. ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: You could perforate them to death with i... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: *smaller dick ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Mi estas necerta se ĉi tiu demando estas... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: It makes it look like yellowshirt's head... ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: You mammals and your hangups on sub-clas...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Dats correct: I have 4 nuts in my sac, e...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: From the squid school of parenting.
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: *not
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Wait, so there aren't any xtians in heav...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: True, though sucking dicks in hell would...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Amen, brother.
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: I choose "D", for Cropsy! ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: https://youtu.be/3qifUYP234c?t=5s ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: Silly boy; it's not the size that counts... ★3
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Like this, if you left it on for another...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Each different sect of Christianity clai... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: That's one of my favorite responses when... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: I don't disagree, but it could be worse.... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: As opposed to children who eat their own... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Thank you, comrade! I'll hammer home the... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: If tealshirt only believes in one god, h... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: If there's "seed" in your mayo, I suspec... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: The scientific process requires first fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: "Religion is like having a penis: it's f... ★3
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: And yet here you are...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Good catch--one perfectly valid interpre... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: See, this is a fallacy. You're conflatin...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Fair point.
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Yeah, see, THIS is why WE NEEDED THE DAM...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: If I ever get sentenced to death, I'll d... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Hmmm...religion as a portrait of superpo... ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Sounds like heaven to certain folks in t... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Well, sure, as long as we're talking abo... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Yay trivia! Me heart on fire! Me soul on... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: From a philosophical standpoint, I can s... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Hieronymus Bosch would eat you. ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Predator is still one of my all time fav... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: "What is happiness?" "Crushing your enem... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Let's see...Thulsa Doom...Governator...J... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Haven't seen you in a while!
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not nic... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: "I was going to pray for a new bike, but... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Yes! Though I still prefer the expressio... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Most likely a site glitch--it's happened...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: In the days of old when knights were bol... ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Neat! A bunch of my comments from yester... ★6
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: I...don't get it. Kind of like this one:... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: That's one way to get a bang. https://yo...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Now that you mention it, I was going to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Are you sure? Hash dulls the sense of to... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Jinks!
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: https://github.com/adam-p/markdown-here/... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: The poster named Bob has a knack For qui... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: While you're at it, why not make it a ni... ★1
Comment to comic 84 on 2018-04-04: I once made a female Rogue in D&D named ...
Comment to comic 3988 on 2018-04-04: The only Apple product I ever enjoyed wa... ★1
Comment to comic 3814 on 2018-04-04: I blame the kid's higher metabolism. The... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: I don't know man, that guy's left hand s... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: There once was a user named Pinkie Who g... ★4
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: I smell a NY Times Best Seller: Everythi...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: As a fellow lazy shit, I can appreciate ...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: "I just know you'll love your new home--... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Patti Smith is the same age as Cher. htt...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-04: The animation on your respective pfps is...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-04: (All applicants to the KKK must be Komra...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-04: The user SwallowingBees got his badge sp...
Comment to comic 944 on 2018-04-04: I see they've updated the Japanese Tea C...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: If you set up a "go fund me" page for a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: EIGHT is enough...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Some people in Africa eat "biscuits" lit... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Waaaaaay ahead of you GB.
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Not every comment. I leave Pinkie's alon...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: "Listen toots, I don't have all day, so ...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: What about running a train on your wife?...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: I like Australia. Leave it to a prison c... ★3
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: And Ponyboy! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photo... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: I please guilty of not being Jack Sparro... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Well, sure. Not much point in mugging pe... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Good job comrade--you make motherland pr... ★3
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: That's weird, your video just routed me ... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: It's not all bad. She could have an empt... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Might explain that oddly discolored spot...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Shitheads? That's unthinkable! https://w... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGpMLIay...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: They must have been twins. ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: https://youtu.be/JdwyAcJ8j2U?t=22s
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: I feel like Southpark did this with Bill... ★1
Comment to comic 3250 on 2018-04-03: Woah, back the truck up there, fella. Lo... ★6
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Sexist! http://explosm.net/comics/4201/ ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Smokey died of cirrhosis of the liver. T... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: "Remember: God is everywhere and he's al... ★4
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: In that case, I suspect a prearranged de... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Much more fun for Yellowshirt, perhaps. ...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: But as shit, isn't your future behind yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: BOORRRNN GAAAYYYY, as gay as the homos A... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Don't tell me you found homeless people ... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: *Kool Kidz. Join the Kool Kidz Klub toda... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Close...BC would be "before crapping". T... ★3
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: "Is it gay to smash pussy?" ★2
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: I slather my pussy with butter as well, ... ★3
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Thinking back over all the swell inventi...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: My peanut! ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Agreed!
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: And his SECOND -class citizen! ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: Women and children first...to die! ★3
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: I'd fist that flaggot, right in their bu... ★2
Comment to comic 4084 on 2018-04-03: I'd have thrown shit. Some creatures use...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Yes, though as both Russia and Japan can... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: After watching one of the Saw movies, a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: DAMN. RIGHT. I like you, Bob. You actual... ★1
Comment to comic 3071 on 2018-04-03: My specialty is fighting toilet ninjas. ...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Just keep it below 451, or your story wi... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: The walls had ears and closed in on me s... ★3
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Today I shall venture forth into the wor... ★3
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: Alternatively, you could mix piss, shit ... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Judging by how many homophobes deny jerk...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03: Right, right along with the cat-with-but...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: Da Vinci wore women's undergarments, sur...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cf/90/c1/...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: I...that one went over my head. Here are...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: My favorite comebacks for religious prot... ★5
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Now we're talkin'! That's using the ol' ... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: OH snap! My bad. Like I can tell one asi... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Glass-reinforced nylon works well too. I... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Wait, who tf is Kim, anyway? The only me... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Jesus' death was less a prank gone wrong... ★4
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: That's good to hear. I keep having dream... ★2
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: PERFECT! I'll bring Killer Cheese and my... ★2
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Yessir, that's the one! Now here's a tho...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Hey cheese, I was wondering if I could e... ★2
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: I'll do my part. The rest is out of my c...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Excellent, Sharter! Why cut when you can...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Here's a cutting reply: https://www.yout... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Horus, Dionysus, Mithras, Sol Invictus, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: That's one of the most gruesome historic... ★1
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-02: *fandom
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-02: I'm sure your parents agree.
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-02: Maybe Real Doll will make an Easter Bunn...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-02: "Where's your tongue?" "Between your leg...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-02: That was my favorite thing in the world ...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-02: Quite the material difference in those t...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: You did clarify "one of the most brutal"...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: I'm guessing because it's too obscure of... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: H2O can be three things too: ice, water ...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: You're more correct than you know. Fossi...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: I'm still tickled that you got a badge, ...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Jeez Pinkie, "don't favorite me, don't f... ★3
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Science needs to crucify Christianity .
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Yes, but... Your line of thinking (thoug...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: WHAT?!?!?! "Most brutal"? Dying of food ... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: 1/10: Cornhub only shows 1 type of corn.... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: I was trying to find a usable clip from ... ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Plot Twist: the entire crucifixion was j...
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-02: Heh, glad you found my "Easter egg". It ...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Jesus Christ , what a prick!
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: Thanks for the invite, but I'm mute irl.... ★2
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01: https://youtu.be/4wKfonmMQ8o?t=4m30s Spe... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Oh. But boy chickens don't lay eggs. Oth... ★3
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Ugh, second typo of the day. *muslim ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: So...what was the punchline to that othe...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Okie dokie!
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Thank you! Try telling that to (straight... ★2
Comment to comic 2954 on 2018-03-31: God: "What are you doing, my children?" ... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Texas may not have a queen, but they DO ... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: True that! Plenty of ignorance to go aro... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: 16yo nullion concluded that the question... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Didn't include the link with my original...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: I'd chalk that one up to bible-thumpers ...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: That's right! Next stop: congress . ( ͡°...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: That joke was udder ly ridiculous. https... ★2
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: SHARTER FOR PRESIDENT OF EARTH! ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: I'm going to have a bit of fun with this... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Fair point, Bob. Two wrongs don't make a...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: My single greatest fear is that we manag... ★4
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: With the current Cheddar in Chief they s... ★1
Comment to comic 3764 on 2018-03-31: Depends on the position, really.
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: 2 reasons spring to mind for the dispari...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Anything is legal, if you have the funds... ★2
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: That smacks of the same argument people ... ★5
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Blame the heteros, man--they're the ones...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: There are pockets of tolerance in predom... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Ruling out rape, I would say the wife. 1...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Excellent! You are correct, and I apprec... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Oh...a hoarder. Yeah, nothing sexy about...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: I would think domestic "pardners" would ...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: Was she a bad girl ? That's...kind of ho... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: The native americans got the shaft time ... ★2
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: That reminds me of another joke I told b...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: There are plenty of backwards redneck ty... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: Look again, Sharter. That ain't cropsy!
Comment to comic 2012 on 2018-03-30: If a whale dies in the ocean where no on... ★4
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: If you're not already familiar with HowT... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: You show me a man who nuts in his pants,...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Who was the other commenter with the int...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: DEAMN son, good catch! Lots of mixed mem... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: I always figured some of the oldschooler... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: HA!
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Sounds like a load of bollocks to me as ...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: Anarcho syndicalist!
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: They were chased out of town for wanting... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: There are some progressive parts of Texa...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30: Head West, gay men.
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: I believe The Derek got promoted to othe... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: [Asks for proof god exists. Develops rec... ★5
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Tis a pity they don't make brown badges....
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: It's just like Curly said: "If at first ... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Don't get any ideas...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: You got your kicks getting badged for su...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2018-03-30: I want to see the areola tattoo he got o...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: EXPLOSM GODS BE PRAISED!! User #74967 ge... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: OOOOOH SNAP!!!1!!1 YOU GOT A BADGE!
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: You should get a white badge that says "... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: The Man Himself authored that particular... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Anything is edible if you try hard enoug...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Aww, thanks Bob! I may need to borrow yo...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: http://explosm.wikia.com/wiki/Badges
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: That reminds me of a joke my dad told me... ★6
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: I know what you mean. https://www.youtub...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: When your dad asked what in the hell you... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Christina Aguilera?
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: No worries Jimbo! Technically you took i...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Where you...what? Tell jokes while eatin... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Kick the baby! https://www.youtube.com/w... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: This is a Meowthful. https://agn.ph/gall...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Sounds like a kickass wiki-how. I would ...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: If I can be real for a moment, I saw a T...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: My puns are cat astrophic.
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: "The next time you have sex, think of th... ★4
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Good catch, but that still leaves the ma... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: 5/5: Who needs Soothsayer anyway?
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Even if he escapes going to prison, he c...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28: A Terrible Human is never late. Nor is h... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28: Good job! You get a gold star, and two r... ★3
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28: That ain't right man...I had a dream las... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28: Damn right! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.co...
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: In User #74967's defense, most people re...
Comment to comic 1253 on 2018-03-28: 7/10: Nice thought, but needed more turn... ★2
Comment to comic 3271 on 2018-03-28: I love fucking with people who ask me "w... ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: Yes: R aging A crimonious M entality. ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: The body houses the only 3 tools you cou... ★2
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: If the tyke is already dead, on to plan ... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Functional200 talking at me A S I N I N ... ★1
Comment to comic 1790 on 2018-03-27: Anyone else ever notice how marriage is ...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: You prefer Trump? So does Putin! Good ch... ★2
Comment to comic 3158 on 2018-03-27: Not every child gets to revisit his moth...
Comment to comic 1334 on 2018-03-27: If he fucked that dog missionary, would ...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Functional200 tryna be fleek F A I L U R... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: You appreciate PLIF. Are you familiar wi...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: *up ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I'd share many more ideas than that with... ★2
Comment to comic 931 on 2018-03-27: Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... http://expl... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: There have never been adequate protocols... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: That was literally over a thousand years... ★2
Comment to comic 768 on 2018-03-27: Another dream where I'm falling past an ... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: The cockpit is sealed off by a door with... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Ah, but subtraction separates the haves ... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Heheheh... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Speaking of the Catholic Church, the (cu... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I also just stumbled upon this little ge... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-27: This is my rifle, this is my gun! This i... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-27: I thought you were going to say "hot, we...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Big Tex hasn't been around for a while, ...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: SORRY?! I'm as proud as a peacock over w... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: "Hillary lied, people died!" Even if so,... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I'd have gone with "that's about the clo... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Sorry I can't think of anything clever t... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: He's happy to settle for a brown nose. ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Is there any other kind? I mean, some ar...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: REKT!
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Woohoo, more recursion! https://static.c... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: *mierda ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: ¡Mi barco ha entrado! ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I favor eschewing the Gregorian calendar... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I second that motion.
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: "War doesn't determine who's right; only... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Ain't that the truth. I've been harping ...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Your pfp # is 6391. I've never even seen... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: What a delightful pop-culture mashup! St... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: I thought Bush was a cunt and the veep w... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Correct. Righteous , even. Now good fuck... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: A statistically insignificant amount of ... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Must be one of those oldfangled hypercol... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Shouldn't that read "...explanation as I...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: *day ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: It still irks me that in 3rd grade, "x" ... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: Bush Jr. single-handedly ruined the enti... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: Then let them eat snake! ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: Probably has something to do with the co...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: I'm more weirded out by the fact that so... ★3
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: "The Mayonnaise is semen. You know, ejac...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Say, that reminds me of the old Devo son...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Or the cornucopia of cock and the bottom...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: I think all evangelists should be rounde...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: You always were a massive Stephen King f...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: No, but you can bet Clint Eastwood's woo...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Then comes the lifeless fetus from misca... ★2
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Reminds me of the bar called "Suzy's Sex... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Zing!
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: Who said I can't, or that I don't? I'm j... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: "Crunch all you want: we'll make more!"
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: Thanks for the tip, Noodle-san!
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: *Federal building
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: I'll meet you both in Oklahoma City and ...
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-26: He gets caught every time, but plays it ...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-26: The lead singer of Staind was advised ag...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-26: Better to be a child prodigy than a chil...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-26: Wait...do cyborgs "grow up" as they age?...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-26: Thanks for the feels, Pinkie. You'll alw...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-26: Happy to oblige!
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: Just as well. https://youtu.be/anvw592SV... ★1
Comment to comic 1534 on 2018-03-26: Even counting sympathetic vibrations fro... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: Here's a story about a guy named Dick. h... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: Eh, rule 34 is a great concept but the s... ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: Also, Johnson takes his role as a jerkof... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: That's like being jealous of the disable... ★3
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: I guess he was ready for his big closeup... ★1
Comment to comic 1275 on 2018-03-25: Don't worry pal--he'll put you to sleep ...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: That's right! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/phot...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Looks like they've got chemistry. Speaki... ★2
Comment to comic 737 on 2018-03-25: "Just not in the hair!"
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: I'd settle for Rose McGowan's, myself. S... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: If you're referring to me, I've already ... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: I'll smoke to that. I would like to prop... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Aiya! Vampire loli!
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Every rose has its thorn. Not every rose... ★2
Comment to comic 608 on 2018-03-24: Holy crap, that guy figured out the miss...
Comment to comic 608 on 2018-03-24: A modern day hero. HARD PORE CORN FOR TE...
Comment to comic 3951 on 2018-03-24: Unless they're snipers, I mean. Then you... ★1
Comment to comic 3951 on 2018-03-24: "And remember kids: only dopes use dope....
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-24: (facepalm) Wow. I know I'm bad with name...
Comment to comic 4227 on 2018-03-24: As Marilyn Manson once remarked: "The de... ★2
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Coulda been worse. Just ask Walter Matth... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Don't sweat it, Pinkie. I know what'll c... ★2
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Touche. Procreation has always been a hu...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Ah, that makes sense. Shitposting most c... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Too many. If you don't believe me, searc... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: THAT'S his "romantic side"? Pretty sweet... ★4
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Whenever I see a narrow mustache, I imme... ★2
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Fair point, though it was common practic... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: In Russia, jackpot hits you! ★3
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Okay: I'm a guy. ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: It's not a zero-sum game. Why not both?
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Your pfp makes me think of the film "Beg...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: It's amazing what one can get away with ...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Shitheel thinks he's a gumshoe. HA!
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Only because it's you, Noodle. For the r... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Maybe Eva Braun shaved her pubes into a ...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: My theory is that someone thought it was... ★4
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: If it's not too bold of me to ask, how d...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Roses are red And they have hips Now giv... ★3
Comment to comic 2280 on 2018-03-24: If I thought for 1 second that it would ... ★2
Comment to comic 2280 on 2018-03-24: Preach on, brother! ★2
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: I'm all about Chevron, myself.
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: What do you expect from cancerous balls?...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: Maybe try reading the @#$% comments. You...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: Strangely enough, I have no pride. I do ... ★2
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: I took Maynard's advice one time and pri... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: tsk tsk
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: They're just his helpers. The REAL Jesus...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: Try looking in a mirror, unless...you're...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24: Sure thing dollface, if by "empty" you m...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: But the mustache was his whole personali...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: His rosebud sprouted, leaving him smelli... ★2
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: 10 PRINT "Yeah I do!" 20 GOTO 10 RUN ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: "I hope we go to Tunis. Then we can have... ★1
Comment to comic 1064 on 2018-03-23: Why not prosecute a corpse? Makes more s... ★1
Comment to comic 3080 on 2018-03-23: Better than getting trapped in small chi...
Comment to comic 795 on 2018-03-23: Only 1? Must be a small village. ★2
Comment to comic 871 on 2018-03-23: "I know all of her moves. Therefore, I h... ★5
Comment to comic 1867 on 2018-03-23: Wanna know how to make a new friend? Kic... ★1
Comment to comic 3279 on 2018-03-23: I hope sex robots go mainstream soon. Th... ★1
Comment to comic 3136 on 2018-03-23: "Now imagine I'm giving you a giant loll... ★1
Comment to comic 709 on 2018-03-23: Hilarious! ★1
Comment to comic 2868 on 2018-03-23: That's great and all, but the phrasing m... ★3
Comment to comic 4398 on 2018-03-23: I'm sorry, User #74967! I'M SO SORRY! Se... ★1
Comment to comic 1621 on 2018-03-23: This must have been Dave channeling Matt...
Comment to comic 2847 on 2018-03-23: People have already called out the fact ...
Comment to comic 867 on 2018-03-23: Just use ALS! Wait, that's not right. AS...
Comment to comic 1617 on 2018-03-23: It's Ladybug Man! I wonder if Denis Lear...
Comment to comic 4226 on 2018-03-23: Not to worry. When you cum, time stands ...
Comment to comic 4225 on 2018-03-23: That's even more absurd than thinking pe... ★3
Comment to comic 3227 on 2018-03-23: That'a a woman for you: always running a...
Comment to comic 1507 on 2018-03-23: When you've seen one dank, stinking pit,...
Comment to comic 200 on 2018-03-23: "I assfucked your mom last night!" "Real... ★1
Comment to comic 345 on 2018-03-23: I must go...my sammich needs me! ★1
Comment to comic 1081 on 2018-03-23: He does have to put up with the cold-sho...
Comment to comic 1412 on 2018-03-23: Trying to get over the fourth wall, I se...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-23: That's ridiculous to the point of being ...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-23: Could have been worse. She could have in... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-23: Peter Sellers was a dangerously deranged... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: One of my favorites is the one where the... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Not related, but homophobes need to take... ★1
Comment to comic 3767 on 2018-03-23: Samurai had an approximately 1-in-3 chan...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Social Justice Warios. http://explosm.ne... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: "The oily boid catches the woim!" ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: I like recursion, but even that has limi...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Just wait til they do a mashup of variou...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: You mean wait for it to rain, roll aroun... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Can't get into Kiddieland without a kid ... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: About ctrl-F5 minutes. ★4
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Bosch should do a painting with nothing ... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: *ass Eh, 76 is at least better than Shel...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Not really. He just vanishes. Alien holo... ★3
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: http://explosm.net/comics/4472/
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: I literally just got a joke from the 3 S... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Have you ever tried mixing paint? a sing...
Comment to comic 4783 on 2018-03-23: He prayed the gay to stay. ★3
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Sorry pal, all the useful entheogens hav... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: I had a similar idea regarding targeted ...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Clone? Cyborg? Octuplet? Mass delusion? ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: *year
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: It's also possible that Waldo is in such... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Aww, such scorn, even after I took the l... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Uh, even if that was possible, I wouldn'... ★4
Comment to comic 1826 on 2018-03-21: "I even let him finish on my face!" "Wel...
Comment to comic 4091 on 2018-03-21: The whorer. ★1
Comment to comic 3517 on 2018-03-21: "I'm not really a 'one woman' kind of gu... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Was Cheney busy? Pity... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Man, stress really takes its toll. Waldo...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: More like "World's Worst Jerkwad Detecti... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: That time of the month again?
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: The many perils of whitewashing history.... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: You can probably go ahead and leave the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: *cambozola
Comment to comic 2091 on 2018-03-20: Just what a busy cunt needs: a new inter...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: When I was 12 I had the idea to put c-4 ... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: It's like @#$% without the @#$%, if you ...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: I believe the gist is something along th... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: That's no way to speak to explosm's orig... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: "Я похороню себя ... внутри твоей матери... ★2
Comment to comic 2783 on 2018-03-20: Sucking the pussy stank off another man'... ★1
Comment to comic 1497 on 2018-03-20: "There is profound beauty in death. Here...
Comment to comic 4062 on 2018-03-20: *anti-choice.
Comment to comic 3829 on 2018-03-20: Even in dog years that fucker will out-l...
Comment to comic 2516 on 2018-03-20: Men and their foolish fish stories. I'm ... ★1
Comment to comic 1685 on 2018-03-20: Well fuck a duck! ★1
Comment to comic 1243 on 2018-03-20: This is a trauma litmus test. If you fin... ★4
Comment to comic 2146 on 2018-03-20: What a creep. He didn't even go with the...
Comment to comic 2953 on 2018-03-20: What a sheep, all too happy to be put in...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: No complaints from the peanut gallery!
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Good question. Something about "reaping ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Congratulations, you discovered "cutting...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Wait a second...Americans are all whores... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: "With 'friends' like these, who needs a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: And to think Ryan Reynolds said it first... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Huh. I guess he exists after all. ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: I thought it was pretty hilarious. He's ... ★4
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: As my friend's Econ professor (who hails... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Damn right it's the journey and not the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Further instruction needed: does the dyn... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Skin a baby...save Burma! ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: The cops gave up that search after 72 ho... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: I know, right? Forget getting them on bo... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Jesus Saves... by taking advantage of th... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: HA! Good one!
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: If only... And now, I CURSE Republicans ... ★4
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: I've given up on "hoping" for a better f... ★4
Comment to comic 82 on 2018-03-20: Shit like this is what comes to mind whe... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: I mean, DT is a bitch, and he has lied a... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: W asting A way L ike D onald's... O vari...
Comment to comic 4119 on 2018-03-20: Orange and purple makes me think of Octo...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Grin and bear it? ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Autocomplete
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: It's not all bad. You get to meet new pe... ★5
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: T yrannical R etard U ndoing M odern P r... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: WALIAYS: W e A ll L ive I n A Y ellow S ...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: TRUMP : W orthless A sshole L ooting D e...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Weird Animal Lover Dildoing Orangutans W... ★2
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: W omanizing A nal L icker D ispensing O ... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Heh, smelting Iron Fists? ODB is the one... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: WALDO: W andering A imlessly; L ost, D e... ★5
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Yeah, "red, white, and blew out!" ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Floppy, Drippy, Veiny, Throbby, Twitchy,... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Gender dysmorphic and looking for love. ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Yep. He's somewhere else. ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Because he's so small, and probably mexi...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: "Happy, Horny, Randy, Dandy, Itchy, Bitc... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: *Where's Waldo week? Here's Waldo week! ...
Comment to comic 4001 on 2018-03-20: "Bad news champ...we can't keep throwing... ★7
Comment to comic 4288 on 2018-03-20: What the hell kind of measurement unit i... ★4
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: I'm guessing growing up, you were the gu...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: You're close, Bob, but what you're remem... ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: He's no faggot. He's the emperor of Fran...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: You look more like a tequila worm.
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Kitsune got like 10 favs off of one of t...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Too bad they don't make orange badges. O...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Chef from southpark said "16", and I thi...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: *frogfried taters. ★2
Comment to comic 755 on 2018-03-19: Purple, like a grape. https://www.youtub...
Comment to comic 3286 on 2018-03-19: "Wait! Do your parents know you're gay?!...
Comment to comic 3809 on 2018-03-19: What has a neck and a mouth, but can't s... ★2
Comment to comic 1187 on 2018-03-19: "The soul of a woman was created below."...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: You shouldn't have. ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Oh yeah, and Lois from Family Guy gave C... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: "And I owe it all to 'yes I cannabis'!" ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Someone should do a jump-scare animated ... ★4
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: @SS By all means continue looking. It's ... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: *sigh* My secret? Patience, expecting no... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Shitposting is the garden into which MrF... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: *"you're whack." ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: The Declaration of Independence promises... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Maybe someday you'll grow into a super f... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: That's what I'm sayin'! https://img.meme... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Life has taught me all too well that lon... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: As pappy used to tell me when I was just... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: And ribbed for her pleasure. Ever notice... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Ouch! That stung. How shitty. I dung oof... ★1
Comment to comic 1656 on 2018-03-19: Ham on the top, makin' bacon down below.... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Doesn't matter, had sex. ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Oh, or we could spend more time sharing ...
Comment to comic 4085 on 2018-03-19: My all-time favorite bumper-sticker says... ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Balls is right--we could benefit from so... ★4
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: Point #1: Be the change you wish to see ... ★2
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Plot Twist: That ain't Waldo. It's Jim, ... ★8
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19: No child left behind! ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Waldo is like Rain Man, with extra Alzhe...
Comment to comic 3546 on 2018-03-19: 0/10: lost opportunity to make his son f... ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-19: Flagged for excessive stupidity.
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-19: I miss you man. I wish you'd stick aroun...
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Typical. Most marriages are like playing... ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: See, I was thinking more like this: http... ★1
Comment to comic 2990 on 2018-03-18: "You've been naughty! Now sit your ass d... ★1
Comment to comic 3111 on 2018-03-18: This only makes sense when applied to Bu...
Comment to comic 3111 on 2018-03-18: Amateur.
Comment to comic 3407 on 2018-03-18: You could buy a whole neighborhood in De... ★1
Comment to comic 2493 on 2018-03-18: Here we see Greenshirt in his most incen...
Comment to comic 1955 on 2018-03-18: "Chocolate hearts? My FAVORITE!" ★1
Comment to comic 1977 on 2018-03-18: "Plus I'm a male comic and I'm not funny...
Comment to comic 517 on 2018-03-18: Fun Fact: Listerine was originally sold ... ★3
Comment to comic 2779 on 2018-03-18: Size isn't that important. Ratios are mo...
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: Yeah, well I played Black Sabbath at 78 ... ★4
Comment to comic 3873 on 2018-03-18: All evidence to the contrary, my simple-... ★1
Comment to comic 1212 on 2018-03-18: "Eh, close enough."
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: If you like Frank Zappa, check out The R... ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: That clip from TEETH you posted the othe... ★2
Comment to comic 4733 on 2018-03-17: "That's the way I look for love." [Raise... ★2
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: I still prefer the Trinity of "self-love... ★3
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: Conga! ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: Greenshirt's pretty down to earth, and h... ★3
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: Hide The Guns! ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: Also, maybe Waldo was trying to find God... ★2
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: There he is! I knew I left the little ba... ★2
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: That syllable isn't there. ★1
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: *bi-girls?
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: A little of column A, a little of column...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: See Jackie: there are many uses for dogs...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Rats Wolley. ★1
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: True, but at least we understand how to ...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Like Girl Scout cookies, made from real ... ★1
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: That dog would be better employed in the... ★4
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Sounds hot, dog.
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: *Americans
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Heh, antisocial media. I like that. "I'm... ★3
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Not sure which story gets me more: the o... ★3
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: If you haven't figured out the why part ... ★4
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: My buddy has a wolfhound that tends towa...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Change your avatar back! ★1
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: First of all, in spite of their incredib... ★4
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: The dog must moonlight sniffing for cann... ★3
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Yessir, old nullion found a female versi...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: The new short just got uploaded. New com...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Related: What's a 4-letter word for a wo... ★1
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Your pfp reminds me of a joke: What's br...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Only if they're plugged into The Jacker....
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Fuck, I always get those two mixed up! V... ★1
Comment to comic 614 on 2018-03-16: Even a fully blind person could have see... ★2
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: No cucks. No bulls either, unless you co...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: She lays out like a field for fucks, but...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: FUCK YEAH! To the Victor go the spoils, ...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: *THOT
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: I believe I do. One backdoor special wit... ★1
Comment to comic 4421 on 2018-03-16: Not sure if that went over your head, or... ★3
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: So, who's the last user with the initial...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Okay NS, regarding your question from th...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: I'm President of KYS International, and ...
Comment to comic 4333 on 2018-03-16: That was cold blooded. ★4
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: I call myself an idiot not out of false ...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: Nor can you spell "Discussion", "Discour...
Comment to comic 589 on 2018-03-16: An riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped i...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16: He's gone to a better place. Namely anyw...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14: Or that they start off not understanding...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-03-14: No. It's cottage cheese. "I can explain ... ★26
Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13: Good thing the frontman of Green Jello i... ★2
Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13: What do you make of the recent comic pos...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: I have an issue that you may be able to ... ★2
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Beaner thoughts? "Man, those were some e... ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: I prefer brushing up on a little Danish.... ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Also, half a penny for a full fuck ? Tha... ★8
Comment to comic 569 on 2018-03-13: Nah man, you gotta stuff him into a stee...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: *overdeveloping ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: "Hey, I didn't know your name was Alex, ...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Pre-insertion inspection Makes for easy ... ★2
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: 'Tis better to have loved a THOT, than n... ★3
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: It's all good. Fucking dude's dead, so i...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Nope. Just gotta make another account, l...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: I always read from the top down. It's fu... ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: I forgot to add "I hope no one beat me t... ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: SHE WAS CURED! PRAISE BE!
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Given recent history, I'm not ruling out...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: *hooves
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: The most valuable thing about a penny, a... ★2
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: In other news, I'm officially adopting t... ★3
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Fun fact! Pennies cost more to manufactu...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: At least 1 user here is super triggered ...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: "I like your Christ. I do not like your ... ★2
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Mandatory jet lag. I don't care if they ...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: This reminds me of the scene in From Dus...
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: Yeah Steve-O!
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: I prefer prosti tots. ★1
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: nullion's pocket guide to dealing with r... ★8
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: I'm going out on a limb here, but Burges... ★1
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Meh, I've heard better. Still, it is the... ★3
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Going after cheap shock jokes is what go... ★3
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: You can't spell "nutshell" without "hell... ★5
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Senpia is an anagram of "a penis", so yo... ★5
Comment to comic 2670 on 2018-03-10: I was going to quote a heckler who troll... ★1
Comment to comic 2817 on 2018-03-10: Smurf quim.
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: That could work...but most of the people...
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: Ooh, ooh, I recognize that from Frank Za... ★1
Comment to comic 1127 on 2018-03-10: "DAMNIT WALTER!"
Comment to comic 1146 on 2018-03-10: Inspirational! He was offering encourage...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Ahem. Good to see you. Don't read the co...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I thought throat singing was practiced e...
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: What about "Garlic has anti-microbial pr... ★3
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: I'm serious. I just couldn't think of a ...
Comment to comic 2980 on 2018-03-10: Better than a poke in the eye.
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Nic! I'm sorry I trashed your faith! I c... ★2
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Al Pacino is a gem though, isn't he?
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Bob! Go to the previous comic!
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: Ack! I traveled time again! Damn drugs. ...
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10: Well that was weird. Uh, I mean, "Should...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Sign of the times when the voice of reas... ★5
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: God damn , what a thoughtless PRICK. Who...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Or even "arousing." ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: And the box you came in probably warned ... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Try asking Noodle what she thinks about ... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: If I were more charitable , I might obse... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: *around here.
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: And you must be living exclusively in a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Go google Neil deGrasse Tyson and get ba... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: "Civil debate"? About evolution ? For be... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: It's alright. Some mothers break their c... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Same with the red "I would like a stinki... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Better reason: armor against being clone...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Only if it's vanilla scented, like in Fr... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: "Mr. Bob from the Gas station". Also, th... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: What?!? That's...that's completely untru... ★1
Comment to comic 2068 on 2018-03-10: I use a variant of this line on college ... ★1
Comment to comic 119 on 2018-03-10: Reminds me of Rick Moranis from Strange ...
Comment to comic 641 on 2018-03-10: "It's prescription!"
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Woah, don't go puttin' power into my min... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I forget how many people are on their du...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Amen!
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: It's nothing to do with being lazy. Woul... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: The Derek gave me my badge. He also said... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: *Ryan Reynolds ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: It's a philosophy battle-royale! In one ... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Fake news! https://www.youtube.com/watch... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: A lot of them were actual spam, but ther... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: A less snarky response would have been "... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=xtian
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: That name is VERBOTEN around here. ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: #hashtag fail ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: P erfectly S tupid A cronym. ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I'm many things, but the brain child of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I invite you to at least read through th... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Hopefully it serves as a cautionary tale... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Yeah. Here you go. I'm already having un... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Not including comic 0, I believe the com... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Now we need to get PokeMomTrainer to wei...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: I'm just gonna go ahead and leave this h... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Right, just like what happened to the Ju...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Amen. ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Hope you got your shots, girl.
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Fine. Have it your way. Not that I ever ...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: What, you got a pussy under there too? W... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: You were one of those blasted clones fro...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Wait a second...you were you AND the mir...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Don't you mean alt of you?
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Who indeed... Not the frog, he's too dum...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Oh dear. It's alt pocalypse!
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Evidently not, seeing as how the OP got ...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Uh...shine on, you crazy polished turd. ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Sounds like basic illusory superiority t... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Science is like my religion. Well, porn ... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: The sparkle turd? Of Dragon pun here fam...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Wait, are we talking .50AE, .500mag or .... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Salmonella takes ~3 days to colonize the... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Not sure why it's referred to as a "rose... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Anyone remember that old-timey song Chee... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Don't forget the 3 pillars of existence:... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Congratulations mon frere: welcome to th...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Next best thing: visit baddragon for din...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: I have a bone to pick with you, Falert: ... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: S&W can suck my nuts. I'll take a sawed-...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Go find someone who got back together wi... ★5
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Glad I'm not the only one who remembers ... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Fuck you Tony Stark. ★7
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: My knowledge of Sesame Street is a littl... ★6
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Fuck Queen. They lost my respect the day... ★2
Comment to comic 4871 on 2018-03-07: I'm tripping out on that mysterious dot ... ★1
Comment to comic 4871 on 2018-03-07: Score: Uncle: 0 Explosm Overlords: 1 ★5
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-06: That said, it would be nice to know in a...
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-06: Paper is just a vehicle. Same with any o... ★4
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Also, "Come on, son. Everyone makes mist...
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Wait a minute...that's not what god said... ★2
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: I like my wine how I like my women: full...
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: Now you say "No way bitch, I'm 'one in a...
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Dats right mang! Children can't get preg... ★2
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: If you really want your early exit from ... ★6
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: *they
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Mr. Hanky's kids were polite and they we... ★2
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: If I ever get a menagerie of female dogs... ★3
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: "Dude, are you being sarcastic?" "I don'... ★2
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Heheh, well played. ★1
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Don't knock it til you try it.
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: The term "drugs" is almost as meaningles... ★1
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Good answer! Kids say the darndest thing...
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Cocaine is a hell of a drug. ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: There's no "i" in "me", "we", "team" or ... ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: Not rude enough. ★2
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: I wish I could give you 10 more favorite...
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: *consensual ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: Slow roasted.
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: Wait, which nullion? Me? Aww, that's swe... ★2
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: No worse than bitches who pop a kid out ... ★2
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: "I caught the AIDS down in Aaaaafricaaaa... ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-06: DAVE! 100/10 for setting up the trans-fa...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-06: I wanted to start an animal adoption org... ★1
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-06: I guess Soothsayer was the comment I saw...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-06: Somewhere in the scrapheap of passe pop-... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-06: Yeah, you do NOT want to stick your dick... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-06: Without Barbarella you'd have no Strippe...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-03-06: Yeah, but it's a bit like window-shoppin... ★1
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06: Not quite the same. In the second case h... ★2
Comment to comic 2802 on 2018-03-06: I'd have gone with "You know the beaver ... ★1
Comment to comic 3609 on 2018-03-04: Wait, I'm confused. Was that the Roman e... ★5
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04: I just read your comment from 20 months ...
Comment to comic 3989 on 2018-03-04: Relax assholes--it's all the same to Plu...
Comment to comic 3418 on 2018-03-04: And the moral of the story is that Love ...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04: His arms converted into antennae.
Comment to comic 714 on 2018-03-04: "That's just what the clerk at the check...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: That was most definitely a number two.
Comment to comic 595 on 2018-03-03: I know I've heard this before, but it's ...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2018-03-03: Soliciting the crime of patricide is... ...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2018-03-03: You forgot the Menendez brothers!
Comment to comic 1443 on 2018-03-03: "Now you suckum pole. I get piece, you g...
Comment to comic 1907 on 2018-03-03: Just poke out one of your eyes. ★1
Comment to comic 559 on 2018-03-03: I prefer suckerfish. Barracuda are too s... ★2
Comment to comic 2013 on 2018-03-03: "So...you seeing anyone right now?" ★2
Comment to comic 1765 on 2018-03-03: "Now fix him!"
Comment to comic 1762 on 2018-03-03: In the Arab world, it's a rite of passag... ★1
Comment to comic 542 on 2018-03-03: Quick! Kick him while he's down! ★1
Comment to comic 1413 on 2018-03-03: It's a fine line between chivalry and ch... ★1
Comment to comic 652 on 2018-03-03: Ninny? Nitwit? Nerfherder? Needledick? N... ★1
Comment to comic 4797 on 2018-03-03: Good dragon, Bad Dragon? Also, what's wi... ★3
Comment to comic 2331 on 2018-03-03: Must be an American. Most of our diets a... ★1
Comment to comic 2124 on 2018-03-03: Firemutt was right: that looks more like...
Comment to comic 1776 on 2018-03-03: Let that be a lesson to all the hot blon... ★5
Comment to comic 266 on 2018-03-03: Prometheus the Titan, v2.0.
Comment to comic 3883 on 2018-03-03: Well that's an exaggeration. Chicken bre... ★1
Comment to comic 3133 on 2018-03-03: I had an idea for a T-shirt. On the fron... ★1
Comment to comic 4153 on 2018-03-03: If Santa really existed, you have to bel... ★2
Comment to comic 1521 on 2018-03-03: His contortionism is a real gaffe . G ay... ★2
Comment to comic 861 on 2018-03-03: They probably had it coming. ★3
Comment to comic 2663 on 2018-03-03: On the plus side, you'll save a fortune ...
Comment to comic 2016 on 2018-03-03: I wonder how this jibes with the old aph... ★4
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: There there Pinkie. We'd ALL love you no... ★3
Comment to comic 4427 on 2018-03-03: Come back to us, Hi-kick! Your people ne...
Comment to comic 4427 on 2018-03-03: Did you exist before the "Favorite" butt...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: "Previously, in the Explosm comments..."...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: Plot Twist: Charles was killed by a spee... ★1
Comment to comic 1940 on 2018-03-03: Damnit, these instructions are bullshit!...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: I was going to say Gay, but I'm straight... ★1
Comment to comic 1310 on 2018-03-03: I want to tell her to get over her lost ...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: I am crushed beneath the dearth of your ...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: Time heals all wounds...and resets all p... ★4
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: Layered sentiment, calcified into sentim... ★2
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: And around here it doesn't even cost you...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: So a baby's mouth is a vaccine against c... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: F acebook F ucking S ucks? ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: Are you kidding?! We can control what we... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: My nipples are innies. I've never seen t...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: Much better pfp.
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: Hopefully not because of the teeth.
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: Speaking of body parts and age differenc... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: The trade-off of being gifted with an ab...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-03: Crotchless Zentai suit!
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-03-03: Say what you want about Dave's comics, b... ★3
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Muff cabbage. ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Time And Relative Dimension In Space. ★3
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: That's the beauty of personal choice. Yo...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: On behalf of boobs, I find that offensiv...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Yours are non-existent, and therefore ca...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: You...I... You humble me, sir. You beat ... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Thanks for the thought, but I don't take...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Hi-Kick could do it, but he's been MIA f... ★3
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Gabriel Iglesias did a bit one time abou... ★3
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: I can't condone this, but as far as rcgs...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: I hope you're doing well, bro.
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: I salute his gimmickry. Same comment, tw... ★4
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: @#$%!!! ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: You're more right than you let on: corps...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: "But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back... ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Fine! I was going to compliment your spe...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: I don't get you. Sometimes you're a ragi...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: If no nipples mattered, they could all b... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: I want to see an animated gif of you suc... ★6
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: *can't
Comment to comic 328 on 2018-03-02: She's a breeder, dude! Only breeders enj...
Comment to comic 1749 on 2018-03-02: You've already made the first step towar...
Comment to comic 1749 on 2018-03-02: Really? Being bald is an opportunity to ...
Comment to comic 1342 on 2018-03-02: Sure, now twist the dagger, you savage p...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Social commentary even more thinly veile... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Right place, right time.
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: If they were ever funny to begin with. ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: And I'm sure other people have pointed o...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: "Memories were meant to fade. They were ... ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: If someone made an army of cyborg you's,...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: There's (slim to) no way they're the sam... ★2
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: *lion No lyin'! ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: On the other hand, I can manage that abo...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: If that's true, it's the first time a us...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-27: Sorry pal, 90 seconds is the best I can ... ★6
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Missed you!
Comment to comic 2129 on 2018-02-27: Disney called. Not here; they called the... ★1
Comment to comic 1013 on 2018-02-27: And weed is demonized. Well, that's what... ★1
Comment to comic 3034 on 2018-02-27: Dads: a portrait of repeating traumatic ...
Comment to comic 1888 on 2018-02-27: Donde estan las prostitutas?
Comment to comic 2568 on 2018-02-27: The only female ever to look that longin... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Oh shit! My bad! It's cool, traps like i... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: *fudge ★3
Comment to comic 2744 on 2018-02-27: Hashtags: #you'redoingitwrong
Comment to comic 2744 on 2018-02-27: TWWAAT: Nit Wits N iggers I n T raining ...
Comment to comic 934 on 2018-02-27: To paraphrase the late great MLKJR: "I h... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: "Did you just assume that vagina's gende... ★3
Comment to comic 3647 on 2018-02-27: I've heard of stranger things being hidd...
Comment to comic 2073 on 2018-02-27: "And it was more of 16 seconds than a mi...
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Also, wouldn't the chick be better off w... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Woo! Time Travel ftw! First! Gay! Tortoi... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Dan is "nad" spelled backwards. And "Gav... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Bend over and spread 'em, dumpcakes. ★3
Comment to comic 1065 on 2018-02-27: "That was a skin-graft, you jackass!" ★1
Comment to comic 4168 on 2018-02-27: I remember typing random values into a 3...
Comment to comic 3174 on 2018-02-27: Drink some shoe polish and wait an hour.... ★1
Comment to comic 2144 on 2018-02-27: Christmas themed! Red for fallen wood, a... ★5
Comment to comic 1640 on 2018-02-27: I'm pretty sure Beavis did this on an ep...
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Dr. Jekyll is a renowned Otorhinolaryngo... ★1
Comment to comic 2184 on 2018-02-27: Ideas are king. Knowing is half the batt...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2018-02-27: Having kids is vain, pointless and expen...
Comment to comic 1344 on 2018-02-27: "Now my balls have two different types o...
Comment to comic 1628 on 2018-02-27: That doesn't add up. ★1
Comment to comic 658 on 2018-02-27: "I'm not an arsonist: I just love bringi...
Comment to comic 650 on 2018-02-27: "Here ya go! Hope it's slutty enough for... ★2
Comment to comic 445 on 2018-02-27: That's the hottest either of those two l... ★1
Comment to comic 3142 on 2018-02-27: I can only reach my dick to my mouth in ... ★4
Comment to comic 2315 on 2018-02-27: What's this? A drooling moron with a gol... ★5
Comment to comic 2448 on 2018-02-27: Good grammar is sexy as fuck.
Comment to comic 778 on 2018-02-27: First there was the blunderbuss. Then th... ★1
Comment to comic 3525 on 2018-02-27: 2/10 FAIL. What kind of freak wants to s...
Comment to comic 3510 on 2018-02-27: "Hand-to-mouth, eh? That's how it starts... ★1
Comment to comic 705 on 2018-02-27: They used to have vitiligo. Then they fo...
Comment to comic 3021 on 2018-02-27: Everything done in the name of "protecti... ★8
Comment to comic 1900 on 2018-02-27: Funny thing: every year I ask Santa to s...
Comment to comic 1943 on 2018-02-27: [pulls curtain across corporate prison s...
Comment to comic 2233 on 2018-02-27: That's what you GET for effectively dari... ★1
Comment to comic 1943 on 2018-02-27: You mean "the equal distribution of pove... ★2
Comment to comic 1111 on 2018-02-27: Ren & Stimpy did this, only it was Stimp... ★1
Comment to comic 2128 on 2018-02-27: "Quaid...start the reactor!"
Comment to comic 3097 on 2018-02-27: And it's been 5 years since you made tha... ★1
Comment to comic 2926 on 2018-02-27: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wan... ★1
Comment to comic 60 on 2018-02-27: "I'm not your friend, buddy." "I'm not y...
Comment to comic 2517 on 2018-02-27: "Hot Diggity Dog! When it comes to cooki... ★1
Comment to comic 1753 on 2018-02-27: Blueshirt let his correct statement give...
Comment to comic 851 on 2018-02-27: That's...pretty true, actually.
Comment to comic 1463 on 2018-02-27: So you're the one I need to talk to abou...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-27: The origin story goes farther back than ... ★2
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Doctor Love doesn't make house calls. He... ★2
Comment to comic 3480 on 2018-02-27: Also, looks like more of a full moon to ...
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: I disagree. I think there are two types ... ★2
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Ersatz.
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-27: Yeah: Does HowToBasic know you're steali...
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-27: It's not the fall that kills you, but th...
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-27: [From Invader Zim] "You want a drink wit...
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-27: Fuck. Your. Mother. Fuck your sister . F... ★1
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-27: Arthritis is a bitch. The ability to dis...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-27: You like stain? I guess that's the real ...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-27: "You must know--not fear-- know that som...
Comment to comic 1732 on 2018-02-24: If you found nothing disagreeable about ... ★8
Comment to comic 2522 on 2018-02-24: It's a condition. I can't help myself! T... ★2
Comment to comic 4118 on 2018-02-24: "Mom...all the white in these comics is ... ★3
Comment to comic 2399 on 2018-02-24: "Permission to take your weapon first, s...
Comment to comic 2293 on 2018-02-24: American "football" is for pussies! ★1
Comment to comic 3746 on 2018-02-24: ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK!
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: real assfuck
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Speaking of movies and crying, "you show...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Well, I remember the last time I cried. ...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Implying you are a BS3 alt? Not that it ...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Nobody by that name here.
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. ★1
Comment to comic 1773 on 2018-02-23: At first I thought he said "when you're ... ★2
Comment to comic 2633 on 2018-02-23: I've had dreams where I was falling, and...
Comment to comic 3340 on 2018-02-23: Also, today's comic is Fight Club themed...
Comment to comic 1599 on 2018-02-23: Technically they kill them for their mea... ★1
Comment to comic 1743 on 2018-02-23: I'd fuck granny, but I ain't into Hallow...
Comment to comic 3334 on 2018-02-23: Is Orangeshirt imagining Greenshirt as t...
Comment to comic 2488 on 2018-02-23: Steven Wright called. He didn't say anyt...
Comment to comic 2176 on 2018-02-23: "Well, to us, you're the aliens!" [burst...
Comment to comic 1603 on 2018-02-23: "Did you know that midgets make up a sma...
Comment to comic 3480 on 2018-02-23: tsk tsk 4 years later and still no one h...
Comment to comic 3480 on 2018-02-23: I had a dream where I met the explosm re...
Comment to comic 1097 on 2018-02-23: Plot Twist: he has a heavily bandaged mi...
Comment to comic 1406 on 2018-02-23: Too bad it wasn't a SEA pig. THEY can br... ★2
Comment to comic 2545 on 2018-02-23: Dude looks like a (pregnant) lady. ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: http://i.imgur.com/SKz0Z.jpg ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: I cried at the end of Terminator 2, The ...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: But what if he wants the gay to stay?
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Spooning leads to forking.
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: The Irish are an impossibly friendly lot...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: As a merchant by trade, Paypal is a thin... ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: "Bob, look at my face. I'm a member!"
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Fight Club was sanitized like a 1950's W...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Like long hair or a beard? Or external g...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Y ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Doesn't roll off the tongue quite the sa... ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Helena lived in a house neighboring Tim ... ★3
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: "Marla's whole philosophy on life was th...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: *too I like you, Brandon. I was super mi... ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Also, "FC Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday in...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: I once read a scribble on the wall of a ... ★2
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: The real cyborg noodle!
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Bum Fights got sued...by the bums.
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-23: How many black people does it take to ma... ★2
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-23: Just because you are one doesn't mean yo...
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-23: TH is 368 accounts before yours, so abou...
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-23: Cheers to that! ★1
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-23: Your hats would go great on Orangeshirt'... ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-21: Subtract the dialog and it's like Itchy ...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: See if you can get Cynthia to eat Garlic...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Nah fool, Jimmy Pop from The Bloodhound ... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Every time I read that comment, it becom...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: I don't know. How do you unscramble an e... ★2
Comment to comic 1866 on 2018-02-21: "Whoa, 'men' ? As in, plural ? FUCKING H... ★1
Comment to comic 4071 on 2018-02-21: "I dunno...does it come with health and ... ★2
Comment to comic 4367 on 2018-02-21: "Then what about taking this jimmy up yo...
Comment to comic 2647 on 2018-02-21: At least they gave you some tinder and a...
Comment to comic 277 on 2018-02-21: Fool! Her soul got trapped inside when y... ★2
Comment to comic 4552 on 2018-02-21: In the first panel it looks like old dud...
Comment to comic 1185 on 2018-02-21: Snowflake! He was complimenting your tri... ★3
Comment to comic 3268 on 2018-02-21: Dude, the mens room works just as well. ...
Comment to comic 1635 on 2018-02-21: "Well what do you expect when you barge ... ★4
Comment to comic 708 on 2018-02-21: WaaaAAAAA?! It's the motherfuckin' MOTHM...
Comment to comic 3939 on 2018-02-21: I brought a dick to your pussy fight.
Comment to comic 61 on 2018-02-21: Orangeshirt's brain just stroked off the... ★1
Comment to comic 1782 on 2018-02-21: Unless it was someone else's kid, he sho... ★1
Comment to comic 1086 on 2018-02-21: Kleptorectophiliac: noun A person who co...
Comment to comic 1825 on 2018-02-21: Shoulda told her to put your manhood whe...
Comment to comic 4130 on 2018-02-21: Kill the thing you love.
Comment to comic 2295 on 2018-02-21: Trying to one-up people to claim the tit...
Comment to comic 812 on 2018-02-21: Great joke, poor bedside manner.
Comment to comic 812 on 2018-02-21: Directions: putting the here in where si...
Comment to comic 902 on 2018-02-21: A real pro could swallow the TOP of that... ★4
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Damn girl, you got but for days!
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: [licks pinkie] That didn't taste like ra... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Back the fuck up little boy, you're stan...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: That no way speak to Nigerian royalty! A... ★2
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: "Why don't you change the word 'vagina' ... ★4
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: *thing Food for thought: they say in eve... ★5
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: <3<3<3 ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Missed you!
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Oo, oo, my turn! Q: What's the worst thi... ★5
Comment to comic 857 on 2018-02-21: I know what he means...every time I go t... ★2
Comment to comic 4167 on 2018-02-21: The simplest solution to that is to neve...
Comment to comic 347 on 2018-02-21: Doesn't have the same ring as "Purple Sh...
Comment to comic 347 on 2018-02-21: Apparently so did the FIRST commenter. C...
Comment to comic 347 on 2018-02-21: I...uh... you took the words right outta...
Comment to comic 2208 on 2018-02-21: "Of all the wonders I've yet heard, it s... ★1
Comment to comic 3495 on 2018-02-21: All our brains are bread. Sweatbread!
Comment to comic 3793 on 2018-02-21: What's depressing about loyalty unto dea... ★2
Comment to comic 1883 on 2018-02-21: Newborn gazelles can stand and run in li... ★1
Comment to comic 3539 on 2018-02-21: Infectious disease: the gift that keeps ... ★1
Comment to comic 4169 on 2018-02-21: "Ooo, cake!"
Comment to comic 854 on 2018-02-21: 7/10 Could have benefited from spikes an...
Comment to comic 854 on 2018-02-21: Okay! "1 human egg 1 tsp baby batter ges... ★2
Comment to comic 4470 on 2018-02-21: My sake maki! Nooooooooooo!!!
Comment to comic 1356 on 2018-02-21: Well, that was certainly interesting... ... ★2
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Rectal fissures. Not to mention an eye-w... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: :->
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: # is a markdown character, in addition t... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: You look like Johnny Depp's depiction of... ★3
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: We live in a universe of infinite possib...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: The green spray reminds me of the episod...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: I could say the same thing about you.
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: Contact your local patent office.
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: You pack of feckless ingrates! >:-{
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: /ignore ★2
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: I think I liked it better when I thought...
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: Correction: he is precisely one comic la... ★2
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: Au contraire. You are quite guilty...of ...
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: The first 3 months I was here, I had no ... ★1
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: Most users typically contribute regularl... ★1
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-21: Likely a serendipitous string of non-seq...
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-21: "Would you have sex with me for a millio... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-20: Ugh, I feel like I'm being sealioned her...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-20: I'm referring to my theory that multiple... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-20: Yeah, this ain't a hostage negotiation, ... ★4
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: Anal means DP! DP means fisting! Fisting... ★2
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: Star for ruffling pinkie.
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: You've hit upon something that has bothe... ★1
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: You forgot the largest demographic of al...
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: ...and she'll get more than she paid for...
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: About 300bpm.
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: He'd need to LOSE THE STOLEN HAT and rep... ★1
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: Straight women seem to think it's alrigh... ★4
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: Clever. Along the same lines of the "do ...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-20: I was referring to queenbitch's presumpt... ★3
Comment to comic 675 on 2018-02-18: Also, "WHAT? Would you prefer the hand I... ★3
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18: How does that old saying go? "A poor cra... ★4
Comment to comic 2181 on 2018-02-18: "I was going to ask if I could buy a san...
Comment to comic 1936 on 2018-02-18: I think on a long enough timeline you're...
Comment to comic 1440 on 2018-02-18: Better a 5-head than 5-skin! ★1
Comment to comic 1249 on 2018-02-18: Whoa, back the truck up. "Innocent" peop... ★1
Comment to comic 1249 on 2018-02-18: Breast cancer is a tragic thing.
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: I believe that HEP is attempting to conv... ★1
Comment to comic 1343 on 2018-02-18: The magic carpet doesn't match the magic...
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18: To paraphrase what was said to Destroyer... ★5
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18: Also, plot twist: the green cloud is rea... ★1
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18: Biologically speaking, boob cleavage is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2018-02-18: 4 puns for the price of 1? Rob, you've o...
Comment to comic 1698 on 2018-02-18: Near as I can tell, the only way a guy c...
Comment to comic 2672 on 2018-02-18: "We changed the recipe a little just for... ★2
Comment to comic 3389 on 2018-02-18: Still a better love story than Twilight?... ★3
Comment to comic 2084 on 2018-02-18: Depressing a young girl is like drowning... ★1
Comment to comic 1543 on 2018-02-18: Ever since that fuckwad became Governor,...
Comment to comic 4042 on 2018-02-18: Nah fool, that's your junk posting selfi...
Comment to comic 4042 on 2018-02-18: *clam dip. ★1
Comment to comic 2674 on 2018-02-18: The real question is does the mom know? ★1
Comment to comic 1466 on 2018-02-18: I'm all for teamwork, but was this colla...
Comment to comic 777 on 2018-02-18: "Fuck me!" "Precisely!" ★2
Comment to comic 1991 on 2018-02-18: Not sure Satan will appreciate you steal...
Comment to comic 2290 on 2018-02-18: The Ganges river is SO filthy in the wor... ★2
Comment to comic 2290 on 2018-02-18: Cyanide tastes like bitter almonds. A me...
Comment to comic 2035 on 2018-02-18: Another artist willing to die for the sa... ★1
Comment to comic 2035 on 2018-02-18: And for the record, Pepsi sucks. Coke fo... ★2
Comment to comic 2035 on 2018-02-18: His asshole isn't racist at all! Why, it... ★1
Comment to comic 3403 on 2018-02-18: Silly Santa. That's not the proper defin... ★2
Comment to comic 2961 on 2018-02-18: That crazy bitch in panel 1 looks like M... ★4
Comment to comic 2961 on 2018-02-18: It's supposed to make your other senses ...
Comment to comic 500 on 2018-02-18: That's a good start, but may I suggest o... ★3
Comment to comic 2066 on 2018-02-18: That poor man. I can only imagine how de...
Comment to comic 844 on 2018-02-18: Better answer: don't fucking live in Ala... ★2
Comment to comic 341 on 2018-02-18: 5/10, should have come out of a differen... ★2
Comment to comic 1593 on 2018-02-18: "You misunderstand. It's a fluoride supp...
Comment to comic 738 on 2018-02-18: "Hey. I'm very sorry to have to tell you... ★1
Comment to comic 762 on 2018-02-18: So a college kid is taking an exam with ...
Comment to comic 931 on 2018-02-18: A belt made of watches would be a waist ... ★1
Comment to comic 882 on 2018-02-18: Just practice saying "motherfucker" over... ★4
Comment to comic 1285 on 2018-02-18: So that's why he sticks to dating blonds...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2018-02-18: [eats grapefruit] "...and this too shall... ★1
Comment to comic 3519 on 2018-02-18: At least it knows how to spell, which is... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: You know what else is "bad practice"? Pr... ★3
Comment to comic 1755 on 2018-02-18: Never help Matt.
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: W ayward O ld W hitey. ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: You know who else gets a bad rap accordi... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: I can believe that he said that. It's an... ★2
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: Begging your pardon, but there's always ... ★4
Comment to comic 4204 on 2018-02-18: It's amazing how far a person can get si... ★3
Comment to comic 3156 on 2018-02-18: "Put your 'gun' away, man!" "... Blow me...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: Words where a mouth would go, and one he...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: They could if they wanted, but why bothe...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: And more importantly, fuck you for tryin... ★4
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: Who tf is Nicholas? ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: How many Vietnam vets does it take to sc... ★4
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: Or you can right click the pfp in questi... ★1
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: C'mon Man!
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: On behalf of User#74967, yes: Go fuck a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-18: If Blueshirt was Asian, that pee would b... ★1
Comment to comic 1270 on 2018-02-18: Orangeshirt made her pussy pop severely.... ★2
Comment to comic 1270 on 2018-02-18: Whomever it was must have thought it was... ★4
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17: With that pronounced swelling in his nec... ★1
Comment to comic 1015 on 2018-02-17: I fail to see any difference between thi... ★1
Comment to comic 2353 on 2018-02-17: "I take your sister's pussy for my face ...
Comment to comic 3687 on 2018-02-17: If I was president of Earth, maternal in...
Comment to comic 976 on 2018-02-17: Horny zombies be shuffling around talkin...
Comment to comic 236 on 2018-02-17: Fist beats nerd. End of story.
Comment to comic 3677 on 2018-02-17: Heh, touche!
Comment to comic 607 on 2018-02-17: Bitches don't know about my cowboy hat ....
Comment to comic 3842 on 2018-02-17: Must be playing Super Mario Bros 2. I pl... ★4
Comment to comic 2531 on 2018-02-17: "I'm going to cut your face off young ma...
Comment to comic 2975 on 2018-02-17: If simply calling someone something made... ★1
Comment to comic 740 on 2018-02-17: Noooo...that was a croissant wrapped in ...
Comment to comic 525 on 2018-02-17: Both victimless crimes.
Comment to comic 1072 on 2018-02-17: "Then they beamed me onto a vessel shape... ★1
Comment to comic 2244 on 2018-02-17: One little prick deserves another. ★2
Comment to comic 3300 on 2018-02-17: I know a bar that lets you trade AA toke...
Comment to comic 3362 on 2018-02-17: Nothing to be embarrassed about. Those o... ★3
Comment to comic 1474 on 2018-02-17: "Yeah, but only as long as there's also ...
Comment to comic 676 on 2018-02-17: Half the fun of making comics is so you ...
Comment to comic 3344 on 2018-02-17: Classic Matt: clever yet unfunny.
Comment to comic 905 on 2018-02-17: Green...eggs? Yeah, I have a feeling I'd...
Comment to comic 852 on 2018-02-17: r o s e b u d
Comment to comic 1691 on 2018-02-17: Too late to learn to swim. Best grow som... ★1
Comment to comic 4178 on 2018-02-17: Good riddance.
Comment to comic 2520 on 2018-02-17: "Your tonsillitis has AIDS."
Comment to comic 1657 on 2018-02-17: "So...when you die, can I have your stuf...
Comment to comic 668 on 2018-02-17: Panel 5: a well-hung man named "Nothing"...
Comment to comic 3306 on 2018-02-17: "It's some asshole in a clashing spandex...
Comment to comic 674 on 2018-02-17: It's a healthier diet than eating McDona... ★1
Comment to comic 2328 on 2018-02-17: Lock up your dogs when they're in "seaso... ★2
Comment to comic 2832 on 2018-02-17: And making a cameo as Blueshirt in panel... ★3
Comment to comic 1874 on 2018-02-17: This guy gets the both of both worlds! h...
Comment to comic 3014 on 2018-02-17: It was a douchey portrait anyway.
Comment to comic 3404 on 2018-02-17: I wish I could project blood from my lef... ★1
Comment to comic 519 on 2018-02-17: "Do you confess that you raped, killed a... ★4
Comment to comic 3445 on 2018-02-17: Survive youth, get married, have kids, h... ★2
Comment to comic 4121 on 2018-02-17: "Show some respect! That's like 2 pounds...
Comment to comic 2651 on 2018-02-17: The purple-shirted eye-stabber before he...
Comment to comic 2827 on 2018-02-17: Hitler was a match made in heaven. Unfor...
Comment to comic 1316 on 2018-02-17: I've got a sausage and some nuts you cou... ★3
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17: Don't have kittens. ★1
Comment to comic 916 on 2018-02-17: Don't forget the last box labeled "litte...
Comment to comic 1878 on 2018-02-17: Just get a proper quadruped and train it...
Comment to comic 815 on 2018-02-17: Well, sure, but you were buddies with th...
Comment to comic 2064 on 2018-02-17: Shoulda stuck to soiling yourself and ho...
Comment to comic 815 on 2018-02-17: Nor is he a true bush. He's a fungus.
Comment to comic 3060 on 2018-02-17: They should have called it S am's H ouse... ★5
Comment to comic 619 on 2018-02-17: Sinéad O'Connor?
Comment to comic 3370 on 2018-02-17: " What the fuck?! I only did it right af... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17: Good girl! Hope that doesn't stop you fr... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17: I found it! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17: Roses are red Violets are blue Valentine... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Yogi. He doesn't wear pants and at first... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Well that was time well spent! http://i.... ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: I did just read that we've had 12 school... ★4
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Woses awe wed My balls are blue Won't so... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: I just noticed your new pfp. To answer t... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: What about "Onanism Day"? ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Oddjob. http://explosm.net/comics/1115/ ★5
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Firstly, thanks as always for your contr... ★4
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: But each use is distinct; the first is a... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Or his head from the ass it's buried in.... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Physically, perhaps. Mentally, a bit fur... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Woohoo! Misanthropy as a portrait of une... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: "Sometimes a line of blow is just a line... ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Whaddaya mean? We redistribute waste to ... ★4
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Dude, we really didn't need footage from... ★6
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: The Ides of February deserve a counterpo... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Just so long as you don't go choosing fa... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: No, but I like to attribute the uptick i... ★5
Comment to comic 2248 on 2018-02-16: Sugar is sweet Urine is too When diabete... ★2
Comment to comic 1328 on 2018-02-16: "If we're not supposed to eat people, th... ★2
Comment to comic 1467 on 2018-02-16: I'm so over Judaeo-Christian religions. ... ★1
Comment to comic 1606 on 2018-02-16: Going "commando": you're doing it wrong.... ★1
Comment to comic 383 on 2018-02-16: Blizzard can go die in a fire.
Comment to comic 940 on 2018-02-16: Also known as a person from anywhere in ...
Comment to comic 133 on 2018-02-16: Sorority chicks: because passed-out is w... ★1
Comment to comic 4255 on 2018-02-16: His head. You know, the one at the end o... ★1
Comment to comic 3713 on 2018-02-16: But it's still not over until an obese f...
Comment to comic 2116 on 2018-02-16: Reminds me of the old Calvin and Hobbes ... ★2
Comment to comic 2461 on 2018-02-16: "Why don't these things come with a user...
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Roses are red Violets are blue I prefer ... ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: *smokes ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: I prefer the crucifix-shaped lollipops c... ★3
Comment to comic 2963 on 2018-02-14: Also, asses should be stuffed, not huffe...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Ironically, Windows has no balls, either... ★1
Comment to comic 2364 on 2018-02-14: "I should really be saving for a rainy d... ★2
Comment to comic 2622 on 2018-02-14: Plot Twist: The pills were placebos and ...
Comment to comic 1403 on 2018-02-14: What? No mummy superpowers?
Comment to comic 3612 on 2018-02-14: And she refers to her 'gina as "The Welc... ★1
Comment to comic 972 on 2018-02-14: "THE ALAMO!"
Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-14: Come for the dicks, stay for the dick jo...
Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-14: That's what you call a Prince Albert gon... ★1
Comment to comic 1416 on 2018-02-14: Q: How many frat boys does it take to sc...
Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-02-14: Didn't see that coming. Come to think of... ★1
Comment to comic 1031 on 2018-02-14: Nope. [dies] Fin ★2
Comment to comic 2963 on 2018-02-14: Never in my life have I been so proud. T...
Comment to comic 3096 on 2018-02-14: My old lady tried to use this excuse for... ★1
Comment to comic 2527 on 2018-02-14: Blackfished.
Comment to comic 50 on 2018-02-14: "The canister said '100% Arabica'. Oh, y...
Comment to comic 3096 on 2018-02-14: *Botox
Comment to comic 92 on 2018-02-14: "And he's just the right height to blow ...
Comment to comic 2873 on 2018-02-14: "Mine's bigger."
Comment to comic 3489 on 2018-02-14: Ooh, the only thing I like better than m...
Comment to comic 2268 on 2018-02-14: "Are you younger than 18? Yes. Have you ... ★1
Comment to comic 181 on 2018-02-14: *Your
Comment to comic 1817 on 2018-02-14: Pap smears look fun as hell too, but I w...
Comment to comic 2395 on 2018-02-14: Plot Twist: Muhammad was actually the re...
Comment to comic 3957 on 2018-02-14: "I'm not a consumer: I steal everything!...
Comment to comic 317 on 2018-02-14: I. Kant be bothered to come up with a cl... ★1
Comment to comic 1614 on 2018-02-14: Yikes! It's "Visible Man" Man!
Comment to comic 1822 on 2018-02-14: Statistically people are more likely to ...
Comment to comic 2586 on 2018-02-14: You forgot about tinnitus.
Comment to comic 981 on 2018-02-14: "Remember kids: it's not a problem if mo...
Comment to comic 1547 on 2018-02-14: Hot dog! That man has wieners for days!
Comment to comic 2194 on 2018-02-14: Before you get all warm and fuzzy, remem...
Comment to comic 1594 on 2018-02-14: "Some things exist whether you believe i...
Comment to comic 591 on 2018-02-14: Almost all the C&H characters are WASPS....
Comment to comic 975 on 2018-02-14: "Well...I'm still horny!"
Comment to comic 2893 on 2018-02-14: Vagina Dentata is one Hell of a medical ... ★1
Comment to comic 3584 on 2018-02-14: Orangeshirt clearly meant that he didn't...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Jesus' shit probably turned dark quickly...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Yes. YES. YES!
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: "That's a brittle-ass spirit." --Dave Ch...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: AKA "HideTG", "bollocks", and too many o... ★1
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Eunuchs are less aggressive. It's automa... ★3
Comment to comic 939 on 2018-02-14: They should replace Matt with a wooden p...
Comment to comic 2455 on 2018-02-14: Greenshirt is lying...masters don't take... ★1
Comment to comic 3178 on 2018-02-14: People all in a tizzy worrying the govmi... ★2
Comment to comic 2039 on 2018-02-14: Ah, diversity. A good time to reflect on... ★1
Comment to comic 615 on 2018-02-14: I'd stand back...just in case he can't k...
Comment to comic 1592 on 2018-02-14: I've dealt with victims of mental trauma... ★2
Comment to comic 3451 on 2018-02-13: Don't you know only assholes give unsoli... ★3
Comment to comic 2419 on 2018-02-13: I still prefer 77 to 69. You get 8 more.... ★3
Comment to comic 2965 on 2018-02-13: The right hook on that right hooker, tho...
Comment to comic 1769 on 2018-02-13: I'd do things to her that I wouldn't do ... ★2
Comment to comic 2778 on 2018-02-13: Placebo? Then I attribute her death to t...
Comment to comic 3226 on 2018-02-13: See? Proper grammar isn't that difficult...
Comment to comic 3187 on 2018-02-13: You didn't acknowledge/reciprocate withi...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13: "The Boondocks": taking the Saints out o...
Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-13: No one can take advantage of you without... ★2
Comment to comic 2691 on 2018-02-13: "Fluffy! Here kitty kitty kitty! Fluuuuf...
Comment to comic 2504 on 2018-02-13: Rocco from The Boondock Saints brought m...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13: Speaking of buttholes...how would a star...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13: Perhaps not, but Frogfuck makes Function...
Comment to comic 4851 on 2018-02-13: "And your eye sockets are now leaking li...
Comment to comic 101 on 2018-02-13: The 3 types of MM comics: 1) The tit squ... ★6
Comment to comic 3354 on 2018-02-13: Murder with an audience of 1? How droll....
Comment to comic 1232 on 2018-02-13: Mama didn't raise no fool! Also, how do ... ★3
Comment to comic 3723 on 2018-02-13: "Grow a vagina, wuss." ★3
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13: *St. Patty's
Comment to comic 3169 on 2018-02-11: In Russia they drink whatever they can g... ★1
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: Muff cabbage. ★2
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: Rips Spir It's a palindrome!
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: You show me a group of people waiting in... ★2
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: I actually asked a female EMT what the l... ★1
Comment to comic 1477 on 2018-02-11: Hey little kiddle, I'll diddle your skit... ★2
Comment to comic 673 on 2018-02-11: Yet somehow it seems so dirty.
Comment to comic 2939 on 2018-02-11: Matt managed to straddle a thin line bet...
Comment to comic 3201 on 2018-02-11: I've been doing this for years .
Comment to comic 2940 on 2018-02-11: "You, me, and your hair makes three!"
Comment to comic 2800 on 2018-02-11: "Most people pull over immediately. This...
Comment to comic 2800 on 2018-02-11: That shitstain is dead now, so yeah, no ...
Comment to comic 148 on 2018-02-11: "Never bring a gun to an anthrax fight."... ★1
Comment to comic 761 on 2018-02-11: That explains the piranha birth from the... ★1
Comment to comic 4275 on 2018-02-11: Not to worry, I'll go get the angle grin...
Comment to comic 3716 on 2018-02-11: The same thing happened to Ty Cobb...exc...
Comment to comic 2514 on 2018-02-11: Don't count your childrens before they'r... ★1
Comment to comic 2202 on 2018-02-11: I've always wondered about all the fun s...
Comment to comic 1001 on 2018-02-11: "MM" stands for more different things th...
Comment to comic 1001 on 2018-02-11: C4 is edible and digestible. Just don't ...
Comment to comic 2803 on 2018-02-11: "Borrow some gold"... Not even to replac... ★3
Comment to comic 2397 on 2018-02-11: Don't get mad; just give it back!
Comment to comic 2765 on 2018-02-11: But...that ghost has no life! ★1
Comment to comic 2592 on 2018-02-11: That's at LEAST the second way that game...
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: Cleavage & Hotdogs ★3
Comment to comic 1610 on 2018-02-11: It's just gallium.
Comment to comic 769 on 2018-02-11: Rocket-jumping: you're doing it wrong.
Comment to comic 2098 on 2018-02-11: That would make it two sex changes then,...
Comment to comic 1122 on 2018-02-11: That man really wanted some tacos!
Comment to comic 3729 on 2018-02-11: Like she said: "it's Halloween, not Chri...
Comment to comic 2612 on 2018-02-11: That's one accommodating bimbo.
Comment to comic 3357 on 2018-02-11: I think that joke left me in a persisten...
Comment to comic 3120 on 2018-02-11: "If you have a problem with the parts, c... ★2
Comment to comic 2933 on 2018-02-11: "Sorry, that's never happened to me befo... ★6
Comment to comic 792 on 2018-02-11: "Having cancer and then getting over it ...
Comment to comic 2261 on 2018-02-11: Plot twist #1: That showerhead is Bender...
Comment to comic 1661 on 2018-02-11: Super Mario Bros 2 is all about mushroom...
Comment to comic 3736 on 2018-02-11: You show me a person who sits around wat... ★2
Comment to comic 4183 on 2018-02-11: Sounds like a hen fucking a turd...which...
Comment to comic 1542 on 2018-02-11: I guess he wasn't completely useless aft... ★1
Comment to comic 2705 on 2018-02-11: In order for a country to adopt a Nation...
Comment to comic 2919 on 2018-02-11: The hole JB splorped out of? Not even I ... ★1
Comment to comic 1740 on 2018-02-11: The human GI tract is 28 feet long. Noth... ★4
Comment to comic 1210 on 2018-02-11: My dentist told me that if you mainlined... ★1
Comment to comic 169 on 2018-02-11: ...so for the THIRD wish, he says "I nev...
Comment to comic 1812 on 2018-02-11: "Fortunately that's not a crime in our s... ★1
Comment to comic 238 on 2018-02-11: In like a lion, out like a lamb.
Comment to comic 853 on 2018-02-11: "Girls" can't get pregnant! That knocked... ★4
Comment to comic 3447 on 2018-02-11: Homophobe! ★1
Comment to comic 769 on 2018-02-11: Probably the robot Santa.
Comment to comic 88 on 2018-02-11: *you're ★3
Comment to comic 4190 on 2018-02-11: That would complicate the already recalc...
Comment to comic 3987 on 2018-02-11: Greenshirt can no longer advocate for hi... ★1
Comment to comic 3888 on 2018-02-11: Just like hypochondria! ★2
Comment to comic 3574 on 2018-02-11: Jam Jarr swears too!
Comment to comic 2001 on 2018-02-11: "Watersports fetish? Not at all! I'm jus... ★2
Comment to comic 866 on 2018-02-11: Wrong hole.
Comment to comic 984 on 2018-02-11: Looks that way. Nothing to get broken up...
Comment to comic 3319 on 2018-02-11: *by
Comment to comic 1268 on 2018-02-11: Food porn: you're doing it wrong.
Comment to comic 580 on 2018-02-11: That was an uncharacteristically happy e...
Comment to comic 3165 on 2018-02-11: I use wood for a pillow as well. My wood... ★1
Comment to comic 803 on 2018-02-11: What a perfect metaphor for falling in l...
Comment to comic 3155 on 2018-02-11: Stupid genius, believing in wishes...
Comment to comic 1490 on 2018-02-11: Well, sure, no, I guess...but you can st...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2018-02-11: "Did somebody order an icepick lobotomy?...
Comment to comic 4428 on 2018-02-11: Mij daed s'eh.
Comment to comic 4429 on 2018-02-11: Must be Italian. No, wait, I'm thinking ...
Comment to comic 1829 on 2018-02-11: "He called the shit 'poop'!" "This is th... ★1
Comment to comic 4327 on 2018-02-11: Orangeshirt is so easily amused, he thin...
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: An inclined plane wrapped helically arou... ★2
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: No mystery there. The man wanted his dic... ★1
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11: Not to mention molexting . http://explos... ★7
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: Speaking of the Dunning–Kruger effect...... ★2
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: And just as chilling as a winter's midni... ★3
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: I applaud your suggestion my good sir, b...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: I'm no psychic, but I'm pretty good at c... ★2
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: Or you could just proof read your shit b... ★2
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: *Carmen Miranda ★1
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: WHADDA YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?! ★1
Comment to comic 1213 on 2018-02-10: Why, when they wear off, of course! Also...
Comment to comic 847 on 2018-02-10: badum-tss
Comment to comic 847 on 2018-02-10: MUST we persist with this constant dick ... ★1
Comment to comic 134 on 2018-02-10: "By the customs of my people, we are now...
Comment to comic 134 on 2018-02-10: ****
Comment to comic 1809 on 2018-02-10: "SHUT THE HELL UP" is a drink, not a lan...
Comment to comic 2938 on 2018-02-10: They're both guys. That doesn't seem ver...
Comment to comic 2217 on 2018-02-10: Granny took her punishment like a total ... ★1
Comment to comic 2193 on 2018-02-10: Behind every good man is a woman...usual... ★5
Comment to comic 3534 on 2018-02-10: That's not a thesis. That's a thesis sta... ★1
Comment to comic 250 on 2018-02-10: "Check out my stopped watch! It can tell...
Comment to comic 1567 on 2018-02-10: Ah wine. When you want to get trashed bu... ★1
Comment to comic 1011 on 2018-02-10: There is no strong evidence to support a...
Comment to comic 1011 on 2018-02-10: I forgot all about you. Saucy little pri...
Comment to comic 2510 on 2018-02-10: If you're going to engage in the more ad... ★1
Comment to comic 69 on 2018-02-10: Did someone say "RACIST JOKES"? Q: How w...
Comment to comic 69 on 2018-02-10: "Thanks, it was cold on the floor."?
Comment to comic 670 on 2018-02-10: "How do I look?" "Like a cheap French wh...
Comment to comic 3199 on 2018-02-10: Short answer: "BITCHES BE CRAZY!"
Comment to comic 3199 on 2018-02-10: It's a joint decision. Well, more of a c...
Comment to comic 2934 on 2018-02-10: If those were REALLY cops, they'd have s...
Comment to comic 2846 on 2018-02-10: Forever 27.
Comment to comic 3467 on 2018-02-10: Worth it.
Comment to comic 742 on 2018-02-10: Several things come to mind, but chief a... ★2
Comment to comic 1130 on 2018-02-10: It's just like my pervy uncle Rick told ...
Comment to comic 1130 on 2018-02-10: Autophage. "Vore" connotes a regular die...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2018-02-10: "Don't follow me: I'm lost too!"
Comment to comic 4114 on 2018-02-10: Here we see an uncharacteristic display ... ★3
Comment to comic 2103 on 2018-02-10: Now keep it there until his face matches... ★2
Comment to comic 3937 on 2018-02-10: "I'll kiss your ass and call it ice-crea...
Comment to comic 2250 on 2018-02-10: 10/10 Would "back, and to the left" agai...
Comment to comic 1196 on 2018-02-10: That is one classy fucking pistol.
Comment to comic 196 on 2018-02-10: I could type the phrase "faggot niggers"... ★2
Comment to comic 2376 on 2018-02-10: That's almost as recursive as a Matryosh...
Comment to comic 2470 on 2018-02-10: All matter is made up of chemicals. Even... ★2
Comment to comic 1831 on 2018-02-10: Germans are consummate engineers, but th...
Comment to comic 4211 on 2018-02-10: First of all, regarding Presidential ele... ★2
Comment to comic 4211 on 2018-02-10: *Backgammon Can't expect you to know eve... ★1
Comment to comic 2534 on 2018-02-10: I have dreams like this. Too many dreams...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: Taking your sentence at face value [sic]... ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10: Bollocks! Frogs don't have boobs! Those ...
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10: To crib from George Carlin, "humans don'... ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10: *Restrictions apply. Not available in al... ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10: Tell that to the guy whose hat you stole...
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10: You've got to be careful, sure, but medi...
Comment to comic 1450 on 2018-02-10: Duct tape isn't waterproof. Better off u...
Comment to comic 1450 on 2018-02-10: My guess is Jonathan Frakes. "Captain, i...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: At least spiders approach proper parity ...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: Too bad she wasn't a cat. Recursive doub... ★1
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: Let it out! It's not healthy to keep thi...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: Yo, someone's been stealin' yo pfp. >:-{...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10: That smoke cloud is sporting some fine a... ★3
Comment to comic 1648 on 2018-02-07: "At worst a crime of passion." --The you...
Comment to comic 3153 on 2018-02-07: I'll skip the obvious "good shit" commen...
Comment to comic 2169 on 2018-02-07: "When too many people try to crowd into ...
Comment to comic 3380 on 2018-02-07: Seriously though, how cool would it be t...
Comment to comic 1063 on 2018-02-07: HAhahahaha, her boobs look like an ass! ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: Answer #1: Christians are fundamentally ... ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: You--you're not new! I just found one of...
Comment to comic 3117 on 2018-02-07: Another case study in the relativistic n...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2018-02-07: "Right after the hot wax but before the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4438 on 2018-02-07: Well they are the celebration of the dea... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2018-02-07: Reading old explosm comments is like sif... ★1
Comment to comic 3158 on 2018-02-07: No way, she was asking for it!
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: Let me guess: you made the same exclamat... ★2
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: "Nixinkome! Why U delete your posts?" --...
Comment to comic 3024 on 2018-02-07: Irony is a dish best shared.
Comment to comic 4296 on 2018-02-07: Who winked first?
Comment to comic 1039 on 2018-02-07: Did ya'll hear about the Swedish magazin... ★1
Comment to comic 503 on 2018-02-07: If reincarnation worked that way, then w...
Comment to comic 2528 on 2018-02-07: So...fist-bump your bro, and fist-fuck y...
Comment to comic 596 on 2018-02-07: "Americans have a right to drive safe ca...
Comment to comic 2899 on 2018-02-07: But cats are pusses. Sure they also have...
Comment to comic 105 on 2018-02-07: If I was old enough to have experienced ...
Comment to comic 227 on 2018-02-07: It takes a certain flair to pull off bei... ★1
Comment to comic 946 on 2018-02-07: Monty Python did it better.
Comment to comic 1799 on 2018-02-07: "And this is what you get for being a bu... ★2
Comment to comic 2611 on 2018-02-07: A red-dot sight would be just as effecti...
Comment to comic 4306 on 2018-02-07: Also AIDs. LOL!
Comment to comic 2839 on 2018-02-07: "Why is there cottage cheese in your pan...
Comment to comic 957 on 2018-02-07: "If you don't stop crying RAPE right now... ★2
Comment to comic 1786 on 2018-02-07: Yeah, I guess you can shove that up your... ★1
Comment to comic 4215 on 2018-02-07: "Also, if I beat my old record, I was al...
Comment to comic 3398 on 2018-02-07: Why, that's nothing more than a common a... ★1
Comment to comic 1678 on 2018-02-07: Doesn't matter...had sex? ★3
Comment to comic 2555 on 2018-02-07: ...gets jailed for bestiality instead. ★2
Comment to comic 2659 on 2018-02-07: Back when that sentiment wasn't already ... ★5
Comment to comic 3760 on 2018-02-07: Well Jim, we always knew it would come t...
Comment to comic 418 on 2018-02-07: On his way to meet up with Marcus, no do... ★1
Comment to comic 2643 on 2018-02-07: Holy Shit! That's the fugly chick from t...
Comment to comic 631 on 2018-02-07: All lives matter... ...equally little in... ★2
Comment to comic 692 on 2018-02-07: "They are when they drop acid and chase ...
Comment to comic 744 on 2018-02-07: Congratulations sir, it's piranhas! ★2
Comment to comic 903 on 2018-02-07: "From the makers of the 60-second chains... ★2
Comment to comic 3018 on 2018-02-07: With a theory that air-tight, Kris ought...
Comment to comic 3384 on 2018-02-07: No sweat: now they're in the back of you... ★1
Comment to comic 2985 on 2018-02-07: It's a veritable rainbow of crime: Robbe...
Comment to comic 410 on 2018-02-07: That's quite a stylish do-rag.
Comment to comic 1431 on 2018-02-07: That dude was a huge jerk. No joke. ★2
Comment to comic 2445 on 2018-02-07: Winner: Corporal Punishment! ★2
Comment to comic 1895 on 2018-02-07: If you ever wonder why the age of consen... ★1
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: Autophagia: the act of eating oneself. B... ★3
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-07: In your case it wouldn't stand for F or ... ★1
Comment to comic 1231 on 2018-02-07: Dumb bitch should have frozen one of the... ★6
Comment to comic 1759 on 2018-02-07: "So we'll be able to make use of all the...
Comment to comic 4125 on 2018-02-07: Implementation. You know--the important ...
Comment to comic 195 on 2018-02-07: "Popcorn chicken" is like "Fish sticks"....
Comment to comic 4620 on 2018-02-07: Fucking rawdog and dealing with a kid 9 ...
Comment to comic 3564 on 2018-02-07: SPLASH No backsies! Seriously though, fo...
Comment to comic 402 on 2018-02-07: NOTHING can make one an adult. Not even ...
Comment to comic 1036 on 2018-02-07: Smells like a real pain in the ass. ★3
Comment to comic 2230 on 2018-02-07: You'd think the digital equivalent of Va... ★2
Comment to comic 194 on 2018-02-07: "It's not a problem if money can fix it....
Comment to comic 2692 on 2018-02-07: But...those jerks have no life.
Comment to comic 2955 on 2018-02-07: My favorite of the three flavors of Matt... ★1
Comment to comic 2366 on 2018-02-07: Sterility is natures way of telling you ...
Comment to comic 1954 on 2018-02-07: "Also send nudes ."
Comment to comic 3990 on 2018-02-07: Yeah, well, Jim had it coming. Dude was ...
Comment to comic 2761 on 2018-02-07: That almost counts as a vulva. [unzips p... ★1
Comment to comic 2200 on 2018-02-07: GHB was legal to purchase in the states ...
Comment to comic 796 on 2018-02-07: I feel like this could be used as valid ...
Comment to comic 2015 on 2018-02-07: Serves her right.
Comment to comic 2484 on 2018-02-07: Because they have short memories and eve...
Comment to comic 915 on 2018-02-07: I guess self-promotion is okay as long a...
Comment to comic 2681 on 2018-02-07: Missed a prime opportunity for a "two st...
Comment to comic 2813 on 2018-02-07: Funny how quickly they can about-face on... ★1
Comment to comic 2849 on 2018-02-07: "I don't know...15? I must be seeing dou...
Comment to comic 2898 on 2018-02-07: "But now I get to play the games I want ... ★5
Comment to comic 3276 on 2018-02-07: And I wouldn't fuck that hoebag with Cha...
Comment to comic 3301 on 2018-02-07: Anyone else disappointed that they're on...
Comment to comic 1608 on 2018-02-07: That's quite a bulge he's hiding in his ... ★1
Comment to comic 914 on 2018-02-07: If it works, that would save a ton on la...
Comment to comic 3272 on 2018-02-07: Give a man a fire and keep him warm for ... ★2
Comment to comic 3185 on 2018-02-07: Make a bomb threat to a school on one en...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2018-02-07: Real beauty is on the inside . That's wh... ★1
Comment to comic 1514 on 2018-02-07: Making money with your ass: you're almos...
Comment to comic 1536 on 2018-02-07: "Jerked Shit" conjures to mind many imag... ★1
Comment to comic 1686 on 2018-02-07: "And cup the balls! JEEZ, just what kind... ★2
Comment to comic 2943 on 2018-02-07: That's green on so many levels.
Comment to comic 643 on 2018-02-07: Simon Says go fuck yourself.
Comment to comic 2442 on 2018-02-07: I guess Pino missed this one.
Comment to comic 2513 on 2018-02-07: Anyone else reminded of Zelda II for NES...
Comment to comic 4060 on 2018-02-07: That was the joke and the comments all r...
Comment to comic 2853 on 2018-02-07: Forever alone. ★1
Comment to comic 1365 on 2018-02-07: "You may think I look bad, but you shoul... ★1
Comment to comic 3706 on 2018-02-07: I believe the man in the hat meant to sa...
Comment to comic 3591 on 2018-02-07: I wonder how many serial killers were ve...
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-07: It's sad to say, but even the presence o... ★1
Comment to comic 55 on 2018-02-07: Meh. I've heard worse. ★1
Comment to comic 2684 on 2018-02-07: Funny shit in any language!
Comment to comic 3694 on 2018-02-07: Still pretty hot. Also reminds me of tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: Well, it is basically orange-flavored ba... ★1
Comment to comic 4237 on 2018-02-06: The first Matrix was designed to be a ut... ★6
Comment to comic 1898 on 2018-02-06: Vitalic: Stamina brought me here.
Comment to comic 1703 on 2018-02-06: Those people were suffering from bushy-a...
Comment to comic 640 on 2018-02-06: That's not necessarily psychosis. Someti...
Comment to comic 2601 on 2018-02-06: I do the same shit, but on a cosmic scal...
Comment to comic 1537 on 2018-02-06: ...but she already has one "boyfriend" t...
Comment to comic 729 on 2018-02-06: Drama queen. Like you're the ONLY one to...
Comment to comic 729 on 2018-02-06: Once was plenty, I assure you.
Comment to comic 568 on 2018-02-06: Huh...so 3rd world babies aren't complet... ★1
Comment to comic 2326 on 2018-02-06: Actually it was the tens of millions of ... ★2
Comment to comic 1781 on 2018-02-06: Reminds me of the story of the Ugly Dick... ★4
Comment to comic 1480 on 2018-02-06: Then you shoulda put a Japanese schoolgi...
Comment to comic 1768 on 2018-02-06: That's about average...for a silverback ...
Comment to comic 1999 on 2018-02-06: This happened to Bender once. As I recal... ★3
Comment to comic 980 on 2018-02-06: "Things that can harm you, UPDATE:" Stic...
Comment to comic 2186 on 2018-02-06: Not to worry, whiny-bitch-blueshirt: jus...
Comment to comic 1580 on 2018-02-06: If his prize is getting to continue livi...
Comment to comic 3570 on 2018-02-06: Reminds me of the ol' "maggots-in-the-ri...
Comment to comic 3691 on 2018-02-06: That's a friend we could all use at leas... ★1
Comment to comic 4191 on 2018-02-06: While the kid is home, no less. Kinky! P...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2018-02-06: Not so deep if something that petty snap...
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: *Tang
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: Even assuming that was true, at least he... ★2
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: All my mirrors are on the ceiling.
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: noob ★4
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: Aye, the explosm crowd is an exceedingly... ★1
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-06: Todo el mundo es mi baño.
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-06: That's not how hashtags work. In the con... ★1
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-06: Firstly, an exceptionally cool candidate... ★3
Comment to comic 2763 on 2018-02-06: The penis is individually capable of com... ★9
Comment to comic 3267 on 2018-02-06: God damnit! Where was my hot, horned up ... ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: If Greenshirt was better at thinking on ... ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: How would you like a free sample of fres... ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: First National? The one with all the car... ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: Not all gigolos have the luxury of retur...
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: "It's got this interesting grapey, bleac...
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: "But there's always bleach!" That didn't... ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: Yeah, well, I know it from first-hand, s...
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-06: Aiya! Also relevant to this comic: semen...
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-06: YOU'VE never been to a UHAUL or Public S... ★1
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: Heretic! Burn it at the (mi)stake!
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: *tapist ★4
Comment to comic 1589 on 2018-02-03: I thought shit was where human babies ca... ★3
Comment to comic 346 on 2018-02-03: The Dr's cranial bomb was triggered by h...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2018-02-03: Not everyone goes through all the steps ... ★1
Comment to comic 2301 on 2018-02-03: So this is why people keep posting that ... ★1
Comment to comic 2411 on 2018-02-03: God damnit, where were all the hot, horn... ★3
Comment to comic 1049 on 2018-02-03: MADNESS! The FOOLS! When will they learn... ★1
Comment to comic 1548 on 2018-02-03: The leaves are technically dead, so that... ★1
Comment to comic 3242 on 2018-02-03: Pulling that out of his ass through his ... ★3
Comment to comic 1239 on 2018-02-03: Probably for the best. He was killing th... ★3
Comment to comic 963 on 2018-02-03: That's kind of a good point. If someone ... ★1
Comment to comic 352 on 2018-02-03: Well played, Grayshirt. Probably best th...
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: *fapped Would that count as dying of a m...
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: *Dye Preferably something dark and cool....
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: That's certainly one way to bone.
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: The fan base you've garnered here would ... ★1
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: Damn straight! People die in comedies al...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: And there you have it! Straight from som... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: But even if the roommate knew the guy ha... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: One of my favorite posters: http://picch... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: Our misguided values say that killing so... ★4
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: Heh.
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: *before
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: Reminds me of when Joe Pesci blew Samuel...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Speaking of soul-sucking, here's another... ★1
Comment to comic 2720 on 2018-02-02: One death row inmate requested a 10 year... ★1
Comment to comic 1797 on 2018-02-02: "SHIT! I ran out of toilet paper!" "I...... ★1
Comment to comic 694 on 2018-02-02: See? Not all of Matt's comics were irred...
Comment to comic 2243 on 2018-02-02: I can't believe I never thought of this.... ★4
Comment to comic 256 on 2018-02-02: I 8===D NY
Comment to comic 809 on 2018-02-02: The Smurfs did an episode about an odd a... ★2
Comment to comic 434 on 2018-02-02: Asses can make all kinds of interesting ... ★1
Comment to comic 843 on 2018-02-02: " Jesus Christ do you ever have a God Co... ★2
Comment to comic 1629 on 2018-02-02: Well they're both STDs. ★1
Comment to comic 2515 on 2018-02-02: I feel that this gag could benefit from ...
Comment to comic 392 on 2018-02-02: Ah the perils of existing in two dimensi... ★1
Comment to comic 2345 on 2018-02-02: Worried you might pop a boner during you... ★2
Comment to comic 2638 on 2018-02-02: And women only want everything. ★6
Comment to comic 3287 on 2018-02-02: Step 1: cut a hole in a box. Step 2: put...
Comment to comic 2312 on 2018-02-02: There is absolutely nothing funny about ...
Comment to comic 2542 on 2018-02-02: "The future of all humankind."
Comment to comic 3103 on 2018-02-02: Leatherface?
Comment to comic 2525 on 2018-02-02: "Your lack of awareness of what you're o... ★3
Comment to comic 2096 on 2018-02-02: It's physically impossible to drink ones...
Comment to comic 3405 on 2018-02-02: No time for that! The curtains are parti... ★3
Comment to comic 979 on 2018-02-02: Pikachus are like the field mice of the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4000 on 2018-02-02: Jim isn't dead. He merely bleached his s...
Comment to comic 901 on 2018-02-02: Definitely a Mennonite. Hasidic Jews hav...
Comment to comic 2936 on 2018-02-02: The Pseudobulbar affect isn't automatica...
Comment to comic 2936 on 2018-02-02: Good catch.
Comment to comic 449 on 2018-02-02: That lady has a reeeeeaally thick skull....
Comment to comic 414 on 2018-02-02: For an additional fee, of course. And no...
Comment to comic 414 on 2018-02-02: "I can also deliver catastrophic news in...
Comment to comic 490 on 2018-02-02: Doves are just extra stupid albino pigeo... ★1
Comment to comic 1777 on 2018-02-02: Back in the 80's a family friend recorde... ★1
Comment to comic 228 on 2018-02-02: "Look, up in the sky! It's Rocky the Fag...
Comment to comic 800 on 2018-02-02: Most organs are redundant and/or optiona...
Comment to comic 926 on 2018-02-02: Next up: Jon vs. The Man in the Yellow H... ★1
Comment to comic 1449 on 2018-02-02: "Is this seat taken?" "No." [grabs her a...
Comment to comic 1037 on 2018-02-02: And the batteries died on my shit zambon... ★2
Comment to comic 724 on 2018-02-02: And a dolt in the past.
Comment to comic 2189 on 2018-02-02: Sextually molexted.
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Plus there's the whole "I'll get 72 virg... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: "Terrorism" is a key ingredient in moder... ★1
Comment to comic 1038 on 2018-02-02: Someone ought to make a comic with a dud... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: At least you know how to fart proudly .
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Yeah, but sluts and whores are separate ... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: I sowwy. :-(
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Good catch! To think I had mules and don...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: *I'll
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: There is profound beauty in the simple t... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: No more so than the clerk who sold him t...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Well, perhaps...but you're not a whore! ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: I had intended to take a break from post... ★3
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: Fair points! I wasn't upset, though it's... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: And the contestants in the race are an e... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: I'd ask if we could all just get along, ... ★3
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: "Third gender" is what they call gay men... ★1
Comment to comic 2748 on 2018-01-31: Good thing that gum was salmon flavored....
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: You got your hackles up pretty good a wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: That's right: Bruce Gender and Caitlyn G... ★7
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: In your case I'm sure that's a two-way s... ★4
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: "Representative Democracy" = Republic ★1
Comment to comic 3732 on 2018-01-31: It's the hair.
Comment to comic 1117 on 2018-01-31: That was hilarious! And the most efficie... ★1
Comment to comic 2139 on 2018-01-31: Serves her right.
Comment to comic 4021 on 2018-01-31: Yellowshirt is disappointed because the ...
Comment to comic 2706 on 2018-01-31: That twat has a tardis in her knickers. ★1
Comment to comic 4038 on 2018-01-31: To "ERRR" is human, but to stick your di... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2018-01-31: Death doesn't need to be afraid of anyth...
Comment to comic 4036 on 2018-01-31: What the factual uck. ★2
Comment to comic 1636 on 2018-01-31: If you are what you eat, Mr. Menstrual B... ★1
Comment to comic 3963 on 2018-01-31: How cute, he turned into a finger puppet... ★1
Comment to comic 4028 on 2018-01-31: Q: How do you find Will Smith in the sno... ★6
Comment to comic 2134 on 2018-01-31: Pee in his face. In fact, aim for his to...
Comment to comic 593 on 2018-01-31: Must work in NY.
Comment to comic 1745 on 2018-01-31: Never say never. Ah fuck, I just said it...
Comment to comic 3125 on 2018-01-31: "Now give me 10% of everything you earn ...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: Have you SEEN what medical doctors put u... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31: The aggregate I.Q. of liberals is higher... ★2
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: It's a performance art piece on the cruc...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: It's not your fault, cheese. Getting you...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: Hate implies strong emotion. Frankly you...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: 's okay. Everyone blows up once in a whi...
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-31: Aww, maybe a joke will cheer you up. "Wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-31: "When I throw a dog a bone, I don't want...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: Bullshit! He doesn't hate Cropsy!
Comment to comic 2983 on 2018-01-31: Blueshirt must be a first lv caster to b...
Comment to comic 1801 on 2018-01-31: Self-deception ftw.
Comment to comic 1918 on 2018-01-31: "I thought it was pretty decent." --some... ★3
Comment to comic 1312 on 2018-01-31: "Matt comics: the pussy versions of C&H.... ★2
Comment to comic 2279 on 2018-01-31: Whenever my friend's wolfhound smells my... ★1
Comment to comic 2642 on 2018-01-31: You can't spell "grape" or "drape" witho... ★2
Comment to comic 484 on 2018-01-31: Try harder. I'm getting "admiration", bu...
Comment to comic 1752 on 2018-01-31: No worries--it'll enjoy exalted hero sta...
Comment to comic 1683 on 2018-01-31: You're supposed to tie it around your fo...
Comment to comic 2140 on 2018-01-31: This is what happens when cripples are p... ★1
Comment to comic 2899 on 2018-01-31: What is it fuckin'? ★1
Comment to comic 3806 on 2018-01-31: Lithium cells: the hot new food fad. Eat... ★1
Comment to comic 4512 on 2018-01-31: Any girl that cheerful about shitting is...
Comment to comic 489 on 2018-01-31: If dad doesn't give a fuck, and I give n... ★2
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: A left turn? How sinister. Which type of... ★2
Comment to comic 2834 on 2018-01-31: God: the OG manic-depressive psychopathi... ★3
Comment to comic 1998 on 2018-01-31: Sweet! Now do Trump.
Comment to comic 2458 on 2018-01-31: Why not both? At the same time? With the...
Comment to comic 2172 on 2018-01-31: I finally resorted to gluing thumbtacks ...
Comment to comic 551 on 2018-01-31: Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. ★6
Comment to comic 1522 on 2018-01-31: "If you can see it, you can T it!"
Comment to comic 1241 on 2018-01-31: "That's right: you suck my cock while th... ★4
Comment to comic 385 on 2018-01-31: Happy Anniversary of getting FIRED! Burn... ★1
Comment to comic 610 on 2018-01-31: Pinky up! \m/
Comment to comic 3705 on 2018-01-31: The same reason they believe in the afte... ★2
Comment to comic 3376 on 2018-01-31: Well, she gave it the ol' college try. C...
Comment to comic 3878 on 2018-01-31: Those cops look awfully peeved. Don't th...
Comment to comic 2479 on 2018-01-31: The contraceptive spongecake was an insa... ★1
Comment to comic 1721 on 2018-01-31: Roy Horn.
Comment to comic 332 on 2018-01-31: "Then perhaps we can work out an alterna...
Comment to comic 3067 on 2018-01-31: "Well let's not rule anything out!"
Comment to comic 487 on 2018-01-31: Way to stick to your guns. Let's hope th...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-31: It starts with an innocent sip of beer, ... ★3
Comment to comic 1452 on 2018-01-31: Yeah, well, we're the EARTHS fault, so n... ★1
Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-31: Reminds me of the time I turned myself i... ★3
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-30: *Robert Paulson
Comment to comic 353 on 2018-01-30: Stick a roman candle in its ass and call... ★2
Comment to comic 1612 on 2018-01-30: Even the friggin' Fratelli family knew h... ★1
Comment to comic 3895 on 2018-01-30: "Show us your fish vagina!" ★3
Comment to comic 2891 on 2018-01-30: Our culture needs new anti-heroes. The c...
Comment to comic 2690 on 2018-01-30: That was mean. He couldn't reach!
Comment to comic 953 on 2018-01-30: A nice barrel chest with well defined pe...
Comment to comic 973 on 2018-01-30: That kid earned his dunce hat.
Comment to comic 2950 on 2018-01-30: So nowhere crucial then.
Comment to comic 2540 on 2018-01-30: What's the rush? Take your time! People ... ★1
Comment to comic 988 on 2018-01-30: But first inject them with marinade, usi... ★1
Comment to comic 1327 on 2018-01-30: Police always respond with stupidly over... ★3
Comment to comic 1327 on 2018-01-30: Congratulations, you now understand the ... ★3
Comment to comic 2532 on 2018-01-30: Forever alone. T_T
Comment to comic 3560 on 2018-01-30: "A chance for me to feel your ass...for ...
Comment to comic 1868 on 2018-01-30: *poached plums ★1
Comment to comic 2168 on 2018-01-30: What a waste of perfectly good coasters....
Comment to comic 717 on 2018-01-30: Also, Barbara Eden cameo!
Comment to comic 1618 on 2018-01-30: I'm glad to see they respected his final...
Comment to comic 4094 on 2018-01-30: Ack, my childhood fear of shooting my sk... ★1
Comment to comic 1179 on 2018-01-30: Well neither am I, but $40 is $40! ★1
Comment to comic 474 on 2018-01-30: Cherry flavored, heh. Seriously though, ... ★3
Comment to comic 135 on 2018-01-30: "I'll have what he's having."
Comment to comic 2270 on 2018-01-30: "Trying to reason with a creationist is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4068 on 2018-01-30: Well, that's one way to catch a stabbin'... ★1
Comment to comic 2282 on 2018-01-30: The 20th century was a while ago, I'm af...
Comment to comic 72 on 2018-01-30: Correction: photonic energy for which th...
Comment to comic 2481 on 2018-01-30: She was choking on a pickle. ★3
Comment to comic 1653 on 2018-01-30: This is the future of humanity thanks to... ★1
Comment to comic 704 on 2018-01-30: n00b ★1
Comment to comic 3902 on 2018-01-30: It's tough being a salmon. http://www.to...
Comment to comic 2258 on 2018-01-30: That's what she gets for crying wolf.
Comment to comic 1409 on 2018-01-30: "I'm Lorena Bobbitt, and I also have a p... ★1
Comment to comic 462 on 2018-01-30: One time when I was in middle school, a ... ★5
Comment to comic 696 on 2018-01-30: "Sure! Just be sure to aim for my tits."...
Comment to comic 336 on 2018-01-30: I'm glad this was a guest contributor. S...
Comment to comic 1881 on 2018-01-30: This is how sex works in prison. So I he... ★1
Comment to comic 644 on 2018-01-30: Granny had a serious case of helmet hair...
Comment to comic 2679 on 2018-01-30: That's what she gets for tying to delive...
Comment to comic 1128 on 2018-01-30: It would have been more convincing if th...
Comment to comic 1314 on 2018-01-30: Kill. Them. All.
Comment to comic 2239 on 2018-01-30: "How can a person with no interest in mu... ★1
Comment to comic 3339 on 2018-01-30: Worse things have been done for the sake... ★3
Comment to comic 2605 on 2018-01-30: What's she whining about? It's a package... ★1
Comment to comic 986 on 2018-01-30: At least the hole in his chest will dist... ★1
Comment to comic 986 on 2018-01-30: Any intonement can be deadly if it's at ...
Comment to comic 388 on 2018-01-30: Clarification request: are these chips i... ★1
Comment to comic 443 on 2018-01-30: Burn!
Comment to comic 953 on 2018-01-30: It was, but not even worth the age-verif...
Comment to comic 953 on 2018-01-30: I did. It was boring.
Comment to comic 140 on 2018-01-30: That's one way to shit on the hopes and ... ★4
Comment to comic 710 on 2018-01-30: "I guess I'll go dildo my puss in front ...
Comment to comic 140 on 2018-01-30: EARTHBOUND!!
Comment to comic 2382 on 2018-01-30: Gao is right--it's not depressing once y... ★7
Comment to comic 2041 on 2018-01-30: I'm genuinely shocked She doesn't look o...
Comment to comic 2600 on 2018-01-30: "Looks like we've BOTH grown another inc... ★3
Comment to comic 353 on 2018-01-30: WTF man, that's rood. He's done at least...
Comment to comic 2342 on 2018-01-30: That's using your head. ★3
Comment to comic 3698 on 2018-01-30: "Hey tiny, wanna see my giant dick?" Wel... ★3
Comment to comic 922 on 2018-01-30: Still, good girl!
Comment to comic 209 on 2018-01-30: Funny, the dude on their crosswalk signa...
Comment to comic 110 on 2018-01-30: Dumb fuck, groping is only 2. Inside the... ★2
Comment to comic 1487 on 2018-01-30: Doin' it slothy-style.
Comment to comic 4485 on 2018-01-30: "If you can SEE it, you can BE it!" Than...
Comment to comic 1354 on 2018-01-30: "I'm 7 years old and even I know that an... ★1
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30: Speaking of rampant alcoholism, I rememb... ★2
Comment to comic 1481 on 2018-01-30: Perhaps, but goats could digest them. ★2
Comment to comic 786 on 2018-01-30: That man really gives a shit. Certainly ...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2018-01-30: "Now take it out and suck on it, you dir...
Comment to comic 2993 on 2018-01-30: More like "DEADeagle". ★1
Comment to comic 2260 on 2018-01-30: "...or brushed my teeth."
Comment to comic 1183 on 2018-01-30: "Someone thought we were hot enough to s...
Comment to comic 255 on 2018-01-30: "FUCK the New Yorker!" ★2
Comment to comic 1440 on 2018-01-30: "Hugely AWESOME ass! Unlike your tiny, l...
Comment to comic 2694 on 2018-01-30: Barry McCockiner
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-29: Damn straight! One mouth and two hands! ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2018-01-29: Every fat cell is a miracle. ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2018-01-29: *liposuction
Comment to comic 2703 on 2018-01-29: I prefer the term "cock holster" myself.... ★1
Comment to comic 415 on 2018-01-29: "Hooked up with Tracy?" Hell, I live in ...
Comment to comic 1391 on 2018-01-29: Something about pigeons and shooting off...
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-28: They say chewing ice is bad for your tee...
Comment to comic 2579 on 2018-01-28: When it doubt, throw it out. ★1
Comment to comic 1573 on 2018-01-28: I guess it blended after all...
Comment to comic 879 on 2018-01-28: "There once was a man who had a small so... ★4
Comment to comic 4046 on 2018-01-28: "That's fine: they have an alternate pro...
Comment to comic 689 on 2018-01-28: 6 degrees of coldsores?
Comment to comic 3016 on 2018-01-28: That's more of a stomping, but we'll let...
Comment to comic 3352 on 2018-01-28: Sure! Right after I give you my herpes! ... ★2
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-28: Finally, a ween big enough to satisfy Pa... ★1
Comment to comic 2604 on 2018-01-28: Just pretend you're your own identical t... ★3
Comment to comic 1554 on 2018-01-28: Panel 4 makes me really hungry. ★3
Comment to comic 2962 on 2018-01-28: "I'll just go make ANOTHER one. Now wher... ★1
Comment to comic 3122 on 2018-01-28: Panels 4 and 5 remind me of my sex life ... ★1
Comment to comic 2810 on 2018-01-28: Reverse dowry. ★1
Comment to comic 2915 on 2018-01-28: Here's a handy chart for reference: http...
Comment to comic 3928 on 2018-01-28: Firemen are the mutant offspring of Herc... ★2
Comment to comic 3059 on 2018-01-28: Well, okay, but they'd better be GODDAMN... ★1
Comment to comic 3638 on 2018-01-28: "But that space belongs to my daddy. He ...
Comment to comic 3200 on 2018-01-28: Proving yet again that violence is fine ... ★1
Comment to comic 3547 on 2018-01-28: At least he didn't end up with pencils i... ★1
Comment to comic 2215 on 2018-01-28: Get fucked you useless cunt! Get fucked,... ★2
Comment to comic 3229 on 2018-01-28: Not like that! You're s'posed to stuff i... ★2
Comment to comic 4299 on 2018-01-28: My shirt says "Pussy Destroyer", but I s...
Comment to comic 921 on 2018-01-28: I think this is the only Dave comic wher... ★2
Comment to comic 822 on 2018-01-28: Marilyn Manson did it first! ★1
Comment to comic 784 on 2018-01-28: I think I enjoyed the rewrite better.
Comment to comic 1418 on 2018-01-28: At least he respects her enough to be ho...
Comment to comic 3200 on 2018-01-28: Yeah! He's not the King of Pain. They ha...
Comment to comic 4078 on 2018-01-28: I don't think she understands how econom...
Comment to comic 4078 on 2018-01-28: The method of his payment went up and do... ★2
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-28: That's...better?
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-28: What fuckery is this? Where'd the Dickma...
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-28: Tom Photographer! ★1
Comment to comic 2370 on 2018-01-28: Greenshirt's head in panel 1 reminds me ...
Comment to comic 339 on 2018-01-28: When I was 6 I saw a female comic riffin...
Comment to comic 1177 on 2018-01-28: Ways to make money with your vagina, #62...
Comment to comic 4317 on 2018-01-28: "I mean, 'YEEESSSSSS!'" Whose side is th...
Comment to comic 498 on 2018-01-28: "I'll take 'art is anal wares' for $500 ... ★3
Comment to comic 147 on 2018-01-28: The grand trolling of Redshirt continues... ★1
Comment to comic 311 on 2018-01-28: Best epitaph and 6-word-memoir: "Sentenc...
Comment to comic 311 on 2018-01-28: *gun doofed
Comment to comic 872 on 2018-01-28: It means: "time flies when you're premat... ★2
Comment to comic 3650 on 2018-01-28: Don't let him find your collection of ho... ★3
Comment to comic 1824 on 2018-01-28: That ghost appears to be ~7% Chinese.
Comment to comic 1494 on 2018-01-28: Whatever happened to just shoving a stic...
Comment to comic 900 on 2018-01-28: Step one: Mate. Step two: Spawn. Step th...
Comment to comic 965 on 2018-01-28: Everything is better with lasers. Oddly ...
Comment to comic 672 on 2018-01-28: Didn't see that coming!
Comment to comic 4230 on 2018-01-28: "Besides, he's such a good listener!"
Comment to comic 1262 on 2018-01-28: Can't read? What is this, 800AD?
Comment to comic 1222 on 2018-01-28: I think I figured this out: 1) Ladies Ma... ★1
Comment to comic 390 on 2018-01-28: At least the puke is festive.
Comment to comic 398 on 2018-01-28: I feel like Stephen King wrote an entire...
Comment to comic 2007 on 2018-01-28: Those lines coming off the gem in panel ...
Comment to comic 1552 on 2018-01-28: Man, Betty White is right about balls an... ★3
Comment to comic 1552 on 2018-01-28: "Gay" = pejorative "Straight" = affirmat...
Comment to comic 3662 on 2018-01-28: Salsa babies, applesauce crotches, and g...
Comment to comic 2946 on 2018-01-28: Most dogs prefer to lick their junk in f...
Comment to comic 3128 on 2018-01-28: Jesus' garb reminds me of a horrible jok... ★5
Comment to comic 1308 on 2018-01-28: How does this not have a sequel?! ★3
Comment to comic 2185 on 2018-01-28: Search: "fucks given" 0 results found
Comment to comic 2185 on 2018-01-28: That's like plugging a fraction of a hol...
Comment to comic 310 on 2018-01-28: Permanent formal-wear: what all the fash... ★1
Comment to comic 212 on 2018-01-28: Did they just "Lost in Translation" Reds...
Comment to comic 212 on 2018-01-28: Careful--that's a good way to get cancer...
Comment to comic 1835 on 2018-01-28: Back when people were bantering about ba... ★1
Comment to comic 1835 on 2018-01-28: Why don't you ever comment on the comics...
Comment to comic 732 on 2018-01-28: Sorry to keep posting, but I just realiz...
Comment to comic 732 on 2018-01-28: Also, did they give her a post-coital bl...
Comment to comic 58 on 2018-01-28: That tears it. I'm totally jamming a dol...
Comment to comic 999 on 2018-01-28: If Vin passed exceptionally bad gas, wou... ★2
Comment to comic 999 on 2018-01-28: Subtle!
Comment to comic 999 on 2018-01-28: LIAR! We all know you have no friends. ★4
Comment to comic 2987 on 2018-01-28: Right, because Dave. I swear if I ever g... ★1
Comment to comic 2987 on 2018-01-28: One time in World History class, the tea... ★1
Comment to comic 2449 on 2018-01-28: PHEW! Dodged a bullet there!
Comment to comic 1987 on 2018-01-28: They do if you drive truck for a living....
Comment to comic 4279 on 2018-01-28: Worry not! My epi penis here. Uh, I mean... ★1
Comment to comic 3391 on 2018-01-28: Sure, but you can never tell if you're c...
Comment to comic 3868 on 2018-01-28: "There was an old lady who crashed into ... ★5
Comment to comic 3868 on 2018-01-28: Then revenge gets worse with every passi...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2018-01-28: "Silly putty" was a happy accident. Unin...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2018-01-28: "Quick, to the Abortionmobile!"
Comment to comic 1624 on 2018-01-28: Never trust a culture that has more word...
Comment to comic 4210 on 2018-01-28: Flowers are dumb Forget about those I'm ... ★5
Comment to comic 2630 on 2018-01-28: A little farther out onto that floe and ...
Comment to comic 2630 on 2018-01-28: If it's not one thing, it's your mother....
Comment to comic 4352 on 2018-01-28: When dog closes a door, eh opens a windo... ★2
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: Rob's badge = doesn't know how to use ba...
Comment to comic 3891 on 2018-01-28: "But why?!" "Because in Hell we PUNISH y... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: Go hyperemiate your phallic protuberance... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: You know what they say: if someone else ...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: "That's pagan a-doll-atry!"
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: You speak the truth. A malfunctioning to...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: "When life gives you lemons, fuck it in ...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: The more you post, the more I'm convince...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: Actually, he was replying to YOUR post, ...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: Abortion is an option. It's called the "...
Comment to comic 1894 on 2018-01-28: "Lost, small child wearing an old blue s...
Comment to comic 3175 on 2018-01-28: "Now give me a tip. Seriously, or I'll f...
Comment to comic 718 on 2018-01-28: That's mean! There may have been innocen... ★1
Comment to comic 446 on 2018-01-28: That comic put a smile on my face. And a...
Comment to comic 1670 on 2018-01-28: "Nature or nurture: either way it's all ... ★4
Comment to comic 280 on 2018-01-28: Pain makes you beautiful.
Comment to comic 3255 on 2018-01-28: Too many questions! Did he slip on the s... ★3
Comment to comic 3361 on 2018-01-28: Less dense than that water, most likely.... ★3
Comment to comic 3745 on 2018-01-28: "Think of all the fun new medications I'...
Comment to comic 2354 on 2018-01-28: Blueshirt must be deaf then, because he'... ★3
Comment to comic 156 on 2018-01-28: Believe it or not, I found a video of a ...
Comment to comic 2214 on 2018-01-28: Fix: replace the text in the last two pa... ★3
Comment to comic 2214 on 2018-01-28: Ouch. Also, yep.
Comment to comic 1483 on 2018-01-28: The doorknob looks like a pimple, and th... ★1
Comment to comic 1393 on 2018-01-28: Whatever it was, he definitely ate it.
Comment to comic 2793 on 2018-01-28: A highly decent pun with a sweet double-... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: That is the smartest thing anyone has ev...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: Three cheers for the inimitable Crospy! ... ★3
Comment to comic 1273 on 2018-01-28: Say 'tain't so! ★4
Comment to comic 1273 on 2018-01-28: You're thinking of peristalsis: the forc... ★1
Comment to comic 1273 on 2018-01-28: Nuh uh! That's the term for plants that ...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-28: If Webster loves his partner so much, wh...
Comment to comic 848 on 2018-01-28: That thorn crown looks more like a grass...
Comment to comic 848 on 2018-01-28: The end of Chris-ti-an-it-y!
Comment to comic 4292 on 2018-01-28: That man appears to have had shit for br...
Comment to comic 3910 on 2018-01-28: Well then I believe her tits are too big... ★1
Comment to comic 2210 on 2018-01-28: Dude, I thought he was only trying to ma...
Comment to comic 1828 on 2018-01-28: And the pigeon wife is a actually pre-op...
Comment to comic 1828 on 2018-01-28: Plot twist: the pigeon in the comic actu...
Comment to comic 62 on 2018-01-28: "One cappuccino with extra visine, comin...
Comment to comic 3346 on 2018-01-28: Whatever that costume has, I hope it's n... ★1
Comment to comic 3346 on 2018-01-28: "When you find out bae is only 13." ★1
Comment to comic 1561 on 2018-01-28: "You gonna eat that?"
Comment to comic 3234 on 2018-01-28: "Wait a second...is this just a bunch of... ★5
Comment to comic 2324 on 2018-01-28: Norman Bates.
Comment to comic 139 on 2018-01-28: Your mom...is a sweet lady, actually!
Comment to comic 863 on 2018-01-28: "This is just a manual for putting toget... ★3
Comment to comic 616 on 2018-01-28: In their final moments they each got to ...
Comment to comic 4054 on 2018-01-28: "Why did you mount Everest?" "Because th... ★1
Comment to comic 322 on 2018-01-28: Pregnancy: the worst STD of them all. ★2
Comment to comic 322 on 2018-01-28: You'd think, but I hear stories all the ...
Comment to comic 3532 on 2018-01-28: But they're so darn cute! ★2
Comment to comic 1681 on 2018-01-28: At least he's not predicting this shit 3...
Comment to comic 2423 on 2018-01-28: Why does Curt Cobain have dandruff? Beca... ★3
Comment to comic 4026 on 2018-01-28: "That's DOCTOR Moron to you, pal. I didn... ★1
Comment to comic 4413 on 2018-01-28: Wir mussen die juden ausrotten!!!
Comment to comic 1353 on 2018-01-28: Trying to reason with a religious person... ★1
Comment to comic 2588 on 2018-01-28: And you smell like one too!
Comment to comic 3027 on 2018-01-28: Walter White missed this one. Then again... ★1
Comment to comic 1073 on 2018-01-28: "Everything was going great, until she f... ★1
Comment to comic 1411 on 2018-01-28: "Sweet! Now with some clever combing, I ...
Comment to comic 734 on 2018-01-28: Why so sad? They've gone to a better pla... ★2
Comment to comic 2822 on 2018-01-28: That was epic. Pity things didn't work o...
Comment to comic 1405 on 2018-01-28: "Stupid sign, trying to tell ME what I c... ★1
Comment to comic 2472 on 2018-01-28: Want to know how to piss off gang tagger... ★2
Comment to comic 1395 on 2018-01-28: "It's reeaally wide, and white down the ... ★2
Comment to comic 1479 on 2018-01-28: That pun would have made sense if magnif... ★3
Comment to comic 2476 on 2018-01-28: "Woah there, fella--slow down. Let's sta... ★2
Comment to comic 2161 on 2018-01-28: Get out of my head! ★1
Comment to comic 4399 on 2018-01-28: I have a cure for sadness. Kill the thin...
Comment to comic 4380 on 2018-01-28: In addition to being a Jewish Traitor, J... ★1
Comment to comic 4156 on 2018-01-28: Dr. Seuss was a perv.
Comment to comic 1418 on 2018-01-28: "It's not the dress that makes you look ...
Comment to comic 3505 on 2018-01-28: If that horse was a donkey and someone k... ★2
Comment to comic 3053 on 2018-01-28: "I borrowed it from that bag lady in roo... ★1
Comment to comic 1383 on 2018-01-28: Now blow each other. Then go ass to mout...
Comment to comic 2654 on 2018-01-28: Rob looks like he's wearing a hollowed-o...
Comment to comic 3368 on 2018-01-28: "In Russia, game plays YOU!" ★1
Comment to comic 667 on 2018-01-28: This is what happens when supermodels do...
Comment to comic 841 on 2018-01-28: Siamese Corsican Brothers.
Comment to comic 2274 on 2018-01-28: "This package is for you." "You shouldn'... ★1
Comment to comic 3173 on 2018-01-28: "Want to see what a duodenum looks like?...
Comment to comic 1337 on 2018-01-28: Next try the cherry-bombs. They're grape... ★1
Comment to comic 3335 on 2018-01-28: Sexy compared to what, exactly?
Comment to comic 4307 on 2018-01-28: That man is being eaten by an ugly, fuzz...
Comment to comic 1504 on 2018-01-28: I can't help feeling that circumcision w...
Comment to comic 2704 on 2018-01-28: Indeed. And female roaches are referred ... ★1
Comment to comic 3216 on 2018-01-28: That's just cataplexy. Pop an amyl nitri... ★3
Comment to comic 4228 on 2018-01-28: Anyone ever see the poster of the 3 nati... ★1
Comment to comic 3761 on 2018-01-28: Rake them up and jump in the pile!
Comment to comic 3015 on 2018-01-28: "On this site in 1840, squatters gave th...
Comment to comic 675 on 2018-01-28: "Dude, gross! Use your feet like a norma...
Comment to comic 675 on 2018-01-28: 17, 18, 19, 20, your mother blew me for ...
Comment to comic 2667 on 2018-01-28: Dude must work in high finance.
Comment to comic 2434 on 2018-01-28: Now make them clap!
Comment to comic 1112 on 2018-01-28: "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner...
Comment to comic 2743 on 2018-01-28: "You don't look the same anymore either!...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: "My mother...was a pure woman. And I at ...
Comment to comic 1922 on 2018-01-28: Ice cold.
Comment to comic 4154 on 2018-01-28: Soylent house is made from people!
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28: *years ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Bah! Dump the herd mentality or stay wit... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Worry not--I'm sure ChaseK simply missed...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: What was that? All I read was "Fuck astr...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Fly that fucker into a celebrity's showe...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Nah, he was so startled by the photograp...
Comment to comic 1279 on 2018-01-27: I'd have thrown a stale muffin at his he...
Comment to comic 918 on 2018-01-27: Who the fuck is "Stroman"?
Comment to comic 2415 on 2018-01-27: I'd prefer the ability to shoot lasers f...
Comment to comic 2372 on 2018-01-27: The church is to blame for this. If they...
Comment to comic 2372 on 2018-01-27: Dude, that's what the children are for!
Comment to comic 1527 on 2018-01-27: Nah, that ain't how you get fisted! Firs... ★1
Comment to comic 1527 on 2018-01-27: Anyone ever tell you you look like Moe H...
Comment to comic 1951 on 2018-01-27: That takes talent to do on purpose. On a... ★1
Comment to comic 1951 on 2018-01-27: You suck.
Comment to comic 2123 on 2018-01-27: None of them are thinking happy enough t...
Comment to comic 59 on 2018-01-27: I gathered as much from basic observatio...
Comment to comic 728 on 2018-01-27: The driver stopped and showed remorse? T... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: "What crimes are you guilty of?" "Rape, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Where are the obligatory John Cena refer...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: "You want to see real pain? Stop by Firs...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: *Asstrology I prefer the old fashioned m...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Colonic videos are nothing new, though b...
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: *dioxin
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-27: Aww, you think defrauding the elderly is...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-27: It's the price of a free site.
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: On a completely unrelated note, anyone h...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2018-01-24: A blond, a brunette and a redhead are di...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: Just for the sake of curiosity, since th... ★1
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: And a micropenis in front of him. ★1
Comment to comic 3146 on 2018-01-24: "Music to my ears!"
Comment to comic 2414 on 2018-01-24: *THAT'S "Watch for the piercings as well...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: Then let us bask together in our shared ... ★1
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: "Fucking bottom feeders", I swear to mys...
Comment to comic 2177 on 2018-01-24: How does that old expression go? "Measur...
Comment to comic 2854 on 2018-01-24: "Not it!"
Comment to comic 2071 on 2018-01-24: Shoulda gone with the paradox-correcting...
Comment to comic 2463 on 2018-01-24: "You were going to give me tickets to th... ★1
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: *mean?
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: That's racist af. Baseball is played pre...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: You should check out the laundry-list of...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: They dropped the charges when he agreed ... ★2
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: That's because sense cannot be made--it'...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: Certainly not in your case, you erstwhil...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: They don't care about discrete individua... ★1
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: Clever cats know how to delete them anyw...
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: But he's white! Check his privilege...an... ★1
Comment to comic 3933 on 2018-01-24: She speaks the truth! Male pot plants ar...
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24: And you're a tard, not a "T.E." ★1
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: Now on to the civil suit, where they tak...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2018-01-24: Putting the "ring" in "boring".
Comment to comic 4454 on 2018-01-24: That spider has more moral integrity tha... ★1
Comment to comic 2582 on 2018-01-24: "You've gotta be shitting me!" "No sir! ... ★1
Comment to comic 3755 on 2018-01-24: Fuck you, I'ma shit when, where and how ... ★1
Comment to comic 1207 on 2018-01-24: Newbie! ★1
Comment to comic 1360 on 2018-01-24: Someone at the novelty bakery must have ...
Comment to comic 2629 on 2018-01-24: "According to her final wishes, only I a... ★1
Comment to comic 2523 on 2018-01-24: A kiss is really just a transfer of sali... ★1
Comment to comic 1338 on 2018-01-24: That crab has an erection growing out of... ★1
Comment to comic 1902 on 2018-01-24: Pardon?
Comment to comic 1280 on 2018-01-24: "What's inside you?" "Guts. Black stuff.... ★2
Comment to comic 2664 on 2018-01-24: Tough parenting: you're doing it wrong.
Comment to comic 804 on 2018-01-24: He was just sad that his dick went limp ... ★2
Comment to comic 1758 on 2018-01-24: "To clean off my urine soaked penis ... ...
Comment to comic 1916 on 2018-01-24: Bitches hate firearms. They just wanted ...
Comment to comic 2348 on 2018-01-24: "With your FEET, dingus!"
Comment to comic 3085 on 2018-01-24: And yet somehow that's still more respon...
Comment to comic 173 on 2018-01-24: That girl knows her anatomy...a little T... ★2
Comment to comic 476 on 2018-01-24: Rejects from the 15th installment of the...
Comment to comic 2263 on 2018-01-24: "I decline."
Comment to comic 399 on 2018-01-24: Yep, pretty much.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2018-01-24: "I can't feel my legs!" "That's just the...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2018-01-24: *vagician
Comment to comic 463 on 2018-01-24: That's what I said!
Comment to comic 463 on 2018-01-24: The beginning of Double Dragon, apparent...
Comment to comic 3526 on 2018-01-24: Stomachs have more neurons than hearts. ... ★1
Comment to comic 3718 on 2018-01-24: Maybe it's one of those stereogram image...
Comment to comic 2567 on 2018-01-24: "That must have been a candybar I flushe... ★1
Comment to comic 2920 on 2018-01-24: Thoughts lead to discontent. Best to avo...
Comment to comic 3195 on 2018-01-24: Nah, go ahead and leave it there. And th...
Comment to comic 2583 on 2018-01-24: *failing
Comment to comic 2699 on 2018-01-24: For ages 18 and up.
Comment to comic 3055 on 2018-01-24: With your stupid hand.
Comment to comic 2795 on 2018-01-24: Mystery solved! He was drinking his brai...
Comment to comic 1871 on 2018-01-24: "Yeah, well, you have jizz in your hair!...
Comment to comic 603 on 2018-01-24: Blood makes pretty good lube. Bonus!
Comment to comic 2337 on 2018-01-24: Sounds like an invitation to try fisting...
Comment to comic 3094 on 2018-01-24: You can't spell "tolerance" without "ER"...
Comment to comic 2597 on 2018-01-24: Everything in moderation. Sobriety most ...
Comment to comic 2870 on 2018-01-24: "Now calling Ms. Gonosypherpydia!" ★2
Comment to comic 2870 on 2018-01-24: Showoff.
Comment to comic 1639 on 2018-01-24: Dumbasses. Dogs aren't for shooting. The... ★1
Comment to comic 2755 on 2018-01-24: Worse things have happened. Like the tim... ★4
Comment to comic 2283 on 2018-01-24: What did the egg say to the boiling wate... ★1
Comment to comic 2283 on 2018-01-24: There're plenty of them. We just keep th...
Comment to comic 1879 on 2018-01-24: Plan D involves chucking your carcass on... ★2
Comment to comic 1984 on 2018-01-24: Come again?
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24: Joke? I thought it was Tourettes. Fuckin...
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24: Not even a colorblind Scotsman would spo... ★2
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24: At least it's not an ugly ass-wig.
Comment to comic 3296 on 2018-01-24: Just pretend he's already dead. I mean, ...
Comment to comic 3081 on 2018-01-24: Worth it!
Comment to comic 2323 on 2018-01-24: "Does your mom know that you're gay?"
Comment to comic 3061 on 2018-01-24: "I use the belt for shooting heroin and ... ★2
Comment to comic 1420 on 2018-01-24: "Because all the men who WEREN'T constan...
Comment to comic 1545 on 2018-01-24: That appears to have gotten old fast. Re...
Comment to comic 3385 on 2018-01-24: I searched one time to see if anyone had...
Comment to comic 3956 on 2018-01-24: What did the leper say to the prostitute... ★5
Comment to comic 2452 on 2018-01-24: Dude, we've been over this and over this... ★1
Comment to comic 2145 on 2018-01-24: No matter where you go, there you are.
Comment to comic 1045 on 2018-01-24: "No no no, we said 'urethral INFECTION'.... ★3
Comment to comic 1126 on 2018-01-24: She's like 1/2 woman and 1/2 bloodworm. ...
Comment to comic 2412 on 2018-01-24: I miss my sandwich. [sob]
Comment to comic 605 on 2018-01-24: "If I like, give you money, will you sta... ★1
Comment to comic 996 on 2018-01-24: Those are some damn big titties for a Ho... ★1
Comment to comic 1264 on 2018-01-24: That slogan makes just as much sense if ... ★3
Comment to comic 1644 on 2018-01-24: That's nice, but have you ever stuck you...
Comment to comic 2097 on 2018-01-24: "Hello gentlemen, how are you toda--"
Comment to comic 2394 on 2018-01-24: Plot twist: the cop is actually a meter-...
Comment to comic 214 on 2018-01-24: Weed is now legal here in California! Th...
Comment to comic 2719 on 2018-01-24: Women...can't live with 'em. ... Yeah.
Comment to comic 1426 on 2018-01-24: Fukushima.
Comment to comic 167 on 2018-01-24: You are incapacitated, but gain +20 on a...
Comment to comic 4015 on 2018-01-24: That was some exceptionally bad pussy.
Comment to comic 1472 on 2018-01-24: One time a friend and I were walking thr... ★1
Comment to comic 732 on 2018-01-24: So did they come or what?
Comment to comic 4176 on 2018-01-24: Seems legit. The guy's story checks out.... ★3
Comment to comic 4287 on 2018-01-24: What a waste of a perfectly good cup of ... ★1
Comment to comic 3453 on 2018-01-24: "Thanks for the $20 you're about to give...
Comment to comic 281 on 2018-01-24: That's genuinely horrifying. ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2018-01-24: Did someone say "4-H STDS"? Herpes Hepat...
Comment to comic 4262 on 2018-01-24: Translation: He asked if he could ejacul... ★3
Comment to comic 1286 on 2018-01-24: As I've said before: when life gives you... ★2
Comment to comic 3063 on 2018-01-24: Just change your name to "General".
Comment to comic 4302 on 2018-01-24: But ass-kissing IS a use!
Comment to comic 4382 on 2018-01-24: "I think we better pull the pud. I mean,...
Comment to comic 2002 on 2018-01-24: Pimpin' ain't easy. ★2
Comment to comic 2677 on 2018-01-24: "The baaaathroom was fuuuull, so I doooo... ★1
Comment to comic 2115 on 2018-01-24: "Besides, they go with your chicken head...
Comment to comic 969 on 2018-01-24: It LOOKS like cherry Icy. Yum! ★1
Comment to comic 2466 on 2018-01-24: Just about as safe as an actual bounce-h...
Comment to comic 2971 on 2018-01-24: BOOM.
Comment to comic 4642 on 2018-01-24: You could still get a job as a speedbump...
Comment to comic 274 on 2018-01-24: That businessman just peed all over Yell...
Comment to comic 1476 on 2018-01-24: "If we're not supposed to eat people, th...
Comment to comic 1460 on 2018-01-24: How many hands does Helen Keller use to ... ★2
Comment to comic 2344 on 2018-01-24: As with all box, I'm more interested in ...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2018-01-24: I might F5 that whole situation.
Comment to comic 3663 on 2018-01-24: [rimshot] ★1
Comment to comic 1970 on 2018-01-24: "Sorry, but I'm not into nice guys. If y...
Comment to comic 4003 on 2018-01-24: You can suck chrome off a doorknob and a...
Comment to comic 2126 on 2018-01-24: "A tiny, tiny baby-dick erection. Jeez, ... ★1
Comment to comic 1726 on 2018-01-24: How cute, a foil yarmulke! ★3
Comment to comic 956 on 2018-01-24: Thank you! ★1
Comment to comic 2631 on 2018-01-24: Well, it didn't impact his fertility.
Comment to comic 2241 on 2018-01-24: That tradition was started based on the ... ★2
Comment to comic 875 on 2018-01-24: "That's not feces by the way...it's just...
Comment to comic 772 on 2018-01-24: Just find a Gelgamak. Should be a perfec...
Comment to comic 1029 on 2018-01-24: Smells like winning. Also fish. ★2
Comment to comic 41 on 2018-01-24: "Also you have AIDS."
Comment to comic 1428 on 2018-01-24: Good that he's committing that kidnappin...
Comment to comic 1116 on 2018-01-24: Nah, I'm pretty sure your fetish is stra...
Comment to comic 2058 on 2018-01-24: He doesn't know whether he's coming fast...
Comment to comic 1942 on 2018-01-24: Touche!
Comment to comic 731 on 2018-01-24: Selfish cunt didn't even murder her own ... ★2
Comment to comic 428 on 2018-01-24: No...they want YOU to get AIDS. ★1
Comment to comic 4361 on 2018-01-24: I'd rather date a girl with multiple vag... ★3
Comment to comic 2652 on 2018-01-24: Now piledrive that dumb, helmetless moth... ★3
Comment to comic 1184 on 2018-01-24: "Damn! All I hit was another mosquito!"
Comment to comic 2808 on 2018-01-24: I didn't know they has 'squatches in NY!...
Comment to comic 2100 on 2018-01-24: Definitely tuned to D sharp. ★2
Comment to comic 917 on 2018-01-24: Plot Twist: the lamb was her guardian an...
Comment to comic 176 on 2018-01-24: It had to be done. ★1
Comment to comic 1401 on 2018-01-24: "What? My nuts itch! You try going 4 mon...
Comment to comic 3912 on 2018-01-24: 30 years is too long as it is. Already m...
Comment to comic 2264 on 2018-01-24: That's using the ol' noggin!
Comment to comic 3587 on 2018-01-24: Yeah, but you're gonna need a couple pop...
Comment to comic 3973 on 2018-01-24: Just make sure you wrap her in a carpet ... ★2
Comment to comic 690 on 2018-01-24: "Not yet you're not..." [grabs kerosene ...
Comment to comic 4136 on 2018-01-24: "So...I was putting these lights up when...
Comment to comic 145 on 2018-01-24: "Obey the line!!" ★2
Comment to comic 208 on 2018-01-24: "Now our heads like like a giant dimply ... ★1
Comment to comic 817 on 2018-01-24: "BONE in the USA!" With apologies to "Th...
Comment to comic 1454 on 2018-01-24: Blueshirt chick has no breasts, yet they... ★2
Comment to comic 154 on 2018-01-24: I bet that noose is as bogus as those di...
Comment to comic 1530 on 2018-01-24: I prefer Nekkid November. ★1
Comment to comic 833 on 2018-01-24: "That's why the teens are all wearing le...
Comment to comic 1693 on 2018-01-24: "On to plan B then!"
Comment to comic 2042 on 2018-01-24: "The last 40 times were on purpose, but ... ★1
Comment to comic 2932 on 2018-01-24: "No, but you sure told a lot of people."...
Comment to comic 330 on 2018-01-24: I wish I could hide a blade that big on ... ★1
Comment to comic 2602 on 2018-01-24: 1) The coherent framing of terms is "pro... ★6
Comment to comic 1006 on 2018-01-24: Wait, are we talking Delta 6, Delta 8 or... ★1
Comment to comic 1742 on 2018-01-24: If that made you uncomfortable, you're n... ★2
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: To quote Dennis Leary: "Those are the wo... ★1
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: What's that expression? "Clowns say funn... ★1
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: What does "Black Friday" have in common ... ★1
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: What did you expect? The remaining 1/8th... ★5
Comment to comic 967 on 2018-01-24: Dave gets the award for most improved ar...
Comment to comic 2088 on 2018-01-24: I always put my whole ass into everythin... ★3
Comment to comic 2143 on 2018-01-24: "Touch my yoni"? Then why are you starin...
Comment to comic 1915 on 2018-01-24: "No condoms! If she gets knocked up, it ... ★1
Comment to comic 2059 on 2018-01-24: *breed ★2
Comment to comic 2059 on 2018-01-24: "Stick it up yer own ass."
Comment to comic 4631 on 2018-01-24: It may have been more dead , but it was ...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2018-01-24: "Dude, that's enough to qualify you to o...
Comment to comic 2159 on 2018-01-24: "So mommy is with the chicken now?"
Comment to comic 3645 on 2018-01-24: *Tug-of-piece.
Comment to comic 1131 on 2018-01-24: Panel 4: Greenshirt checks his deodorant... ★2
Comment to comic 1760 on 2018-01-24: If you gave a room full of monkeys a box...
Comment to comic 3320 on 2018-01-24: "Sorry sir, we'd love to hire you, but y...
Comment to comic 1855 on 2018-01-24: Now I'm imagining I have cte, my endorse...
Comment to comic 3095 on 2018-01-24: Quit whining and wear that thing like a ...
Comment to comic 4075 on 2018-01-24: What would you call a marriage between t... ★1
Comment to comic 1046 on 2018-01-24: Buck Angel, the early years.
Comment to comic 1143 on 2018-01-24: So this old man is on a bus staring at a... ★2
Comment to comic 3284 on 2018-01-24: "Is my penis too small...or is your vaja...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2018-01-24: Privacy? Pfft...where's the fun in THAT?...
Comment to comic 100 on 2018-01-24: Come on you prudes, it isn't incest if s...
Comment to comic 2410 on 2018-01-24: Well, 4 really, if you're counting legs....
Comment to comic 3695 on 2018-01-24: Your dick fits on your heart? Kinky. ★2
Comment to comic 1298 on 2018-01-24: "We are, dingus, but that was an illegal... ★1
Comment to comic 2297 on 2018-01-24: Before Johnson's rampant sex-offender da... ★5
Comment to comic 2758 on 2018-01-24: "If you're ever worried that time has st... ★1
Comment to comic 2101 on 2018-01-24: I get it! He found a way to slip the noo... ★3
Comment to comic 329 on 2018-01-24: I thought sperm was supposed to create l...
Comment to comic 3427 on 2018-01-24: Reading this comic backwards is a closer...
Comment to comic 1174 on 2018-01-24: That's 'cause you forgot the Karo.
Comment to comic 1341 on 2018-01-24: Now that Matt's gone, that apostrophe ca... ★2
Comment to comic 2166 on 2018-01-24: Chase what matters.
Comment to comic 2746 on 2018-01-24: Still pretty romantic though.
Comment to comic 2063 on 2018-01-24: Except with the special-effects technolo... ★3
Comment to comic 2752 on 2018-01-24: Dude, 7 years bad luck brah.
Comment to comic 1692 on 2018-01-24: And to think, that's precisely how some ...
Comment to comic 1475 on 2018-01-24: Cash value one trillionth of one cent pe...
Comment to comic 3426 on 2018-01-24: Cool. Can you make one that looks like m... ★1
Comment to comic 2259 on 2018-01-24: "Please insert $5 for the next 3 minutes... ★2
Comment to comic 2257 on 2018-01-24: Sue! And Danny! My poor parents! Well, I... ★1
Comment to comic 1229 on 2018-01-24: Fuck you dude, yeah I do but you're gonn...
Comment to comic 2272 on 2018-01-24: Ooh, you've been eating a lot of licoric...
Comment to comic 2272 on 2018-01-24: I'm glad it had a fappy ending. ★1
Comment to comic 3595 on 2018-01-24: If someone ever stole my I.D., I'd track... ★3
Comment to comic 2359 on 2018-01-24: Just because you have one doesn't mean y...
Comment to comic 2288 on 2018-01-24: "I'm pretty sure my boarding pass is up ...
Comment to comic 3056 on 2018-01-24: Eggs are loaded with protein. Egg whites... ★1
Comment to comic 2999 on 2018-01-24: "Hey, this shit is pretty good! This mus...
Comment to comic 4832 on 2018-01-24: During the really awesome climaxes, time...
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: "The problem with the human race is that... ★1
Comment to comic 2589 on 2018-01-23: God damnit that's bloody hot. I didn't k...
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: Schmuck Jew ★2
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIxcUSJUSCw/S9...
Comment to comic 1290 on 2018-01-23: Your job is obvious, man-spider. Now get... ★1
Comment to comic 2723 on 2018-01-23: "I don't want to break up...just take a ...
Comment to comic 537 on 2018-01-23: Gorgeous. Reminds me of the early works ... ★7
Comment to comic 632 on 2018-01-23: Next time go full frontal too. They can ... ★1
Comment to comic 2787 on 2018-01-23: Hey, look, it's 15% of America! Enjoy yo...
Comment to comic 699 on 2018-01-23: You missed a spot. Let's go rob an orpha... ★2
Comment to comic 557 on 2018-01-23: "Some just lose sooner than others."
Comment to comic 1702 on 2018-01-23: The rat pack pack rats.
Comment to comic 2082 on 2018-01-23: And least now they have each other for c...
Comment to comic 411 on 2018-01-23: Sure! Just help me rob this bank and it'...
Comment to comic 4025 on 2018-01-23: Yeah, what do you think this is? The 195...
Comment to comic 2660 on 2018-01-23: "Well it's too bad you're white, or we c... ★1
Comment to comic 3340 on 2018-01-23: Ah yes, gaslighting: the ultimate boon o...
Comment to comic 3369 on 2018-01-23: At least he didn't already give her the ...
Comment to comic 1559 on 2018-01-23: 9/11 was like the highlight of that deca... ★1
Comment to comic 412 on 2018-01-23: "This isn't even my act. I stole it, too... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: Whomever finds the fuck I don't give win... ★4
Comment to comic 1671 on 2018-01-23: I wonder where the photo came from... ★1
Comment to comic 583 on 2018-01-23: As I've mentioned before, it's a lot eas...
Comment to comic 2753 on 2018-01-23: At least he realized his error and died ...
Comment to comic 2031 on 2018-01-23: They die and rot! What, you think the un...
Comment to comic 1339 on 2018-01-23: Careful with the friction there, dude. M...
Comment to comic 570 on 2018-01-23: "Yo, his I.D. says he's lying. EAT HIS F... ★1
Comment to comic 1787 on 2018-01-23: On the plus side, non-moldy balls probab... ★1
Comment to comic 1960 on 2018-01-23: Red rocket! ★1
Comment to comic 3328 on 2018-01-23: "Well then you must know exactly what ty...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2018-01-23: There goes the entirety of the psychiatr... ★1
Comment to comic 2275 on 2018-01-23: He died doing what he loved. Mad lines o... ★2
Comment to comic 2275 on 2018-01-23: "The power of Chris compels you!!"
Comment to comic 2575 on 2018-01-23: American Pyrex is shite.
Comment to comic 115 on 2018-01-23: EQUALITY!!! ★1
Comment to comic 1170 on 2018-01-23: Damn, precocious youth way ahead of the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: "FOR SALE: 200 French rifles. Never fire... ★5
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21: Aww, come on. It'll put some tits on you... ★1
Comment to comic 2725 on 2018-01-21: In France, black people are just called ...
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21: You are quite correct. You are to Frogma... ★4
Comment to comic 2701 on 2018-01-21: A person could probably fashion a single... ★1
Comment to comic 3196 on 2018-01-21: "But he's not even black!" ★2
Comment to comic 1846 on 2018-01-21: You made your choice, cunt. Play stupid ...
Comment to comic 3259 on 2018-01-21: "ECHO! Echo! Echo."
Comment to comic 4517 on 2018-01-21: Cannibalism is supposedly a highly nutri... ★2
Comment to comic 1317 on 2018-01-21: "So, do you want me to kick you down the...
Comment to comic 1010 on 2018-01-21: Not even rolling makes nerds attractive ...
Comment to comic 3232 on 2018-01-21: Meteors are sexy as fuck. Hot AND fast!
Comment to comic 1658 on 2018-01-21: If "Bitch" can "got a penis", then "Papa... ★1
Comment to comic 3648 on 2018-01-21: "And you're both vaginas with titties an... ★2
Comment to comic 3477 on 2018-01-21: "Whoops, forgot about Original Sin. You'... ★3
Comment to comic 1864 on 2018-01-21: Fast food, delivered at 2,200 feet per s...
Comment to comic 264 on 2018-01-21: "And I get to spend a few minutes preten... ★1
Comment to comic 1123 on 2018-01-21: Greenshirt...AKA "The Ghost of C&H Past"... ★2
Comment to comic 3036 on 2018-01-21: "Don't throw it away! Don't you realize ... ★7
Comment to comic 1323 on 2018-01-21: Quite the story arc on this one. I'm gla... ★5
Comment to comic 1306 on 2018-01-21: I support and oppose many things...but n...
Comment to comic 1889 on 2018-01-21: Sloppy sixths. ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21: Welcome to the new Tower of Babel, where... ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21: I know, right? This place used to be ful... ★4
Comment to comic 711 on 2018-01-21: Fine! I'll put the eat back in "death". ★1
Comment to comic 1345 on 2018-01-21: That dog has more moral integrity than a... ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21: Triggered! I sexually identify as the en...
Comment to comic 1730 on 2018-01-21: "Great! Then you should have no problem ... ★1
Comment to comic 1410 on 2018-01-21: "I'll let it slide this time, but don't ...
Comment to comic 3326 on 2018-01-21: Lucky for me I carry an EMP at all times... ★1
Comment to comic 4356 on 2018-01-21: Stealing people's souls is the GOP's M.O...
Comment to comic 2905 on 2018-01-21: Gays are the fault of straight people, b...
Comment to comic 2163 on 2018-01-21: Sex on the brain...because that's the on...
Comment to comic 2678 on 2018-01-21: Also tax collectors.
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19: I was wondering where you'd wandered off...
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19: Good to see you! It's also possible to b... ★1
Comment to comic 1663 on 2018-01-19: "Put that ass back where you found it an...
Comment to comic 1267 on 2018-01-19: Awesome. ★1
Comment to comic 1950 on 2018-01-19: "So, does this mean we're going out or w... ★1
Comment to comic 1620 on 2018-01-19: If JarJar Binx's mouth was food. ★1
Comment to comic 3425 on 2018-01-19: I need to learn this trick for the next ... ★2
Comment to comic 2426 on 2018-01-19: There is no "good" Jim. They're all evil...
Comment to comic 3003 on 2018-01-19: "Now is that clear enough for you, or do...
Comment to comic 1044 on 2018-01-16: Dude, they're in the business of selling... ★2
Comment to comic 518 on 2018-01-16: *that's Bored of the Rings is an actual ... ★1
Comment to comic 1240 on 2018-01-16: "If only I hadn't egged him on, he never... ★1
Comment to comic 2533 on 2018-01-16: That apple had an asshole.
Comment to comic 2132 on 2018-01-16: "Just relax and look at the pretty trees...
Comment to comic 2132 on 2018-01-16: Wouldn't that be considered "theft of se...
Comment to comic 1075 on 2018-01-16: Wait, so kids are okay as long as they'r...
Comment to comic 994 on 2018-01-16: I've got a neat trick too! If you let me... ★2
Comment to comic 1761 on 2018-01-16: "Stop resisting!" ★1
Comment to comic 3909 on 2018-01-16: Poor spider.
Comment to comic 1982 on 2018-01-16: For a 1st level character, that's actual... ★1
Comment to comic 2559 on 2018-01-16: So that's how he recruits new elves...
Comment to comic 701 on 2018-01-16: Sure. Go watch the Vitalic video Stamina...
Comment to comic 3836 on 2018-01-16: I see you saved the stuffing as well...
Comment to comic 1579 on 2018-01-16: "You know I was already cripp--uh, I mea...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2018-01-16: Dude, wait in the hall like everyone els... ★1
Comment to comic 2766 on 2018-01-16: I wonder how long it would take to dig h... ★1
Comment to comic 297 on 2018-01-16: ...and with the same thing.
Comment to comic 1389 on 2018-01-16: What a beautiful azure pigment! When I s...
Comment to comic 2228 on 2018-01-16: Ack! My pin number!
Comment to comic 1571 on 2018-01-16: That crocodile snail has no teeth or eye...
Comment to comic 648 on 2018-01-16: "Whaaaat? I happen to have butt-pee!"
Comment to comic 2716 on 2018-01-16: What the fuck does the back of that lapt...
Comment to comic 325 on 2018-01-16: Put her back where you found her. Other ...
Comment to comic 4244 on 2018-01-16: If you just want to look thinner, print ...
Comment to comic 2102 on 2018-01-16: Look bitch, he's patiently lending an ea...
Comment to comic 1535 on 2018-01-16: Panel 5 looks like London circa 1952. Or... ★1
Comment to comic 2598 on 2018-01-16: Rarely does the word "the" make such a d...
Comment to comic 2598 on 2018-01-16: That would be autophagia, a rare and uns...
Comment to comic 1687 on 2018-01-16: So she's a MILF: Mother I'd Like (to) Fi...
Comment to comic 188 on 2018-01-16: 4/10 I've seen way better.
Comment to comic 299 on 2018-01-16: "Well, your wallet appears to be in fine...
Comment to comic 962 on 2018-01-16: Make them crack each other's skulls open... ★1
Comment to comic 622 on 2018-01-16: Now watch as I turn this PLASTIC into $2... ★2
Comment to comic 1068 on 2018-01-16: Wait, where are my manners? Reach into m... ★5
Comment to comic 1815 on 2018-01-16: ...fulfilling her lifelong ambition to b... ★1
Comment to comic 3391 on 2018-01-16: Gotta get it while it's fresh! Cold seme...
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: Nice pfp. I wonder if he'll take that ro...
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: You don't need the email address to chan...
Comment to comic 613 on 2018-01-16: That dog is HOT.
Comment to comic 1099 on 2018-01-16: Miss. Now would you care for a delicious...
Comment to comic 3856 on 2018-01-16: Somehow his sperm are smarter than he is... ★2
Comment to comic 717 on 2018-01-16: Three? Pffft...amateur. ★2
Comment to comic 2688 on 2018-01-16: The beauty-mark in the eye of the storm....
Comment to comic 2010 on 2018-01-16: That man has one severely deformed head....
Comment to comic 2907 on 2018-01-16: That's one opinion.
Comment to comic 876 on 2018-01-16: Eat right, exercise, DIE ANYWAY.
Comment to comic 2081 on 2018-01-16: At least he died happy...of a 1 inch pun...
Comment to comic 521 on 2018-01-16: You're a quack.
Comment to comic 258 on 2018-01-16: And yet here you are...just in time to s... ★2
Comment to comic 832 on 2018-01-16: Pretty sure it's more common to jerk off...
Comment to comic 1025 on 2018-01-16: That's all fine and dandy, but that fool...
Comment to comic 1931 on 2018-01-16: I don't think they were that discriminan...
Comment to comic 2798 on 2018-01-16: Actually god was created in the image of...
Comment to comic 2798 on 2018-01-16: Nah bro, you're thinking of gorillas. Mo...
Comment to comic 1140 on 2018-01-16: Tuned to a hard D. ★5
Comment to comic 3631 on 2018-01-16: "In that case, you're a filthy beast who...
Comment to comic 3952 on 2018-01-16: Wait, what? You're naked from the waist ... ★1
Comment to comic 1651 on 2018-01-16: Jews are so stingy they won't even sprin...
Comment to comic 1436 on 2018-01-16: ...AND we're done here. When can you sta...
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: Hey...Gao? Is this you, or just someone ... ★2
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: *Your ★1
Comment to comic 2234 on 2018-01-16: Gives new meaning to the term "cracking ... ★1
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: I'd be more worried about a blood-clot. ★1
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14: The C&H Gods think my posts are high-qua...
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14: Yeah, but that was a given, Uncle Fucker... ★1
Comment to comic 646 on 2018-01-14: He's also a moneylender...but the loans ... ★1
Comment to comic 948 on 2018-01-12: Reminds me of the story I heard about a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: Yeah, but shit always rolls downhill. Ju...
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: You're on fire today, Jello!
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: *corn dog
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: Good call. Very clever. Not put your god... ★1
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: BTW, THANKS AGAIN FOR EXCISING FROGMAN, ... ★4
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: Congratulations! From one person who bel...
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12: "Those aren't breasts...those are LIES!"...
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: WOOHOO, a double entendre! Although it w... ★2
Comment to comic 2997 on 2018-01-12: "Woah woah woah...let's let the courts h...
Comment to comic 4224 on 2018-01-12: This gives me hope for the future, becau... ★2
Comment to comic 3911 on 2018-01-12: With brains like that, I'm guessing his ... ★3
Comment to comic 1429 on 2018-01-12: They have single-payer health care. That...
Comment to comic 1675 on 2018-01-12: "I said balloon animal, not hand puppet!...
Comment to comic 4254 on 2018-01-12: Fun at parties though! ★1
Comment to comic 1202 on 2018-01-12: Yeah, not better.
Comment to comic 3395 on 2018-01-12: This kind of wordplay right here is what...
Comment to comic 2640 on 2018-01-12: Serves her ass right. Bitch.
Comment to comic 4450 on 2018-01-12: And the early worm gets its ass eaten.
Comment to comic 2561 on 2018-01-12: Some "solid results" right there.
Comment to comic 3325 on 2018-01-12: "Oh. You gonna eat that?"
Comment to comic 1205 on 2018-01-12: "Now do it with your penis!"
Comment to comic 2065 on 2018-01-12: "I also wear this sexy latex suit and bo... ★5
Comment to comic 2902 on 2018-01-12: Ack! Naked manflesh! My one weakness! Le...
Comment to comic 2220 on 2018-01-12: Dude needs to recruit an apprentice like... ★5
Comment to comic 3251 on 2018-01-12: I'd say that 2 rating is well deserved t...
Comment to comic 3704 on 2018-01-12: Don't worry, it'll pass once the season ...
Comment to comic 3954 on 2018-01-12: Well stop stereotyping yourself!
Comment to comic 626 on 2018-01-12: Stop delaying! Drop molly and get rollin...
Comment to comic 1042 on 2018-01-12: Convenient!
Comment to comic 655 on 2018-01-12: ...and age...and size...and socioeconomi... ★1
Comment to comic 361 on 2018-01-12: This is why only hipsters wear clothes m...
Comment to comic 959 on 2018-01-12: AND discovered just as many alien-lookin...
Comment to comic 267 on 2018-01-12: "I'm going to hit you so hard, your chil...
Comment to comic 3518 on 2018-01-12: ...you have 2 sperm! ★4
Comment to comic 1257 on 2018-01-12: Don't worry fella, things WILL get bette...
Comment to comic 2968 on 2018-01-12: "Hey, you brought it up!"
Comment to comic 3181 on 2018-01-12: "Sure! For your first task, figure out w... ★4
Comment to comic 1736 on 2018-01-12: "Would you like a photo shoot to commemo...
Comment to comic 1502 on 2018-01-12: You can breathe through a tracheotomy.
Comment to comic 4189 on 2018-01-12: Should have caught it sooner.
Comment to comic 743 on 2018-01-12: When life gives you tree-shaped tumors, ... ★1
Comment to comic 1965 on 2018-01-12: Now rub dirt in my face and call me a di...
Comment to comic 2835 on 2018-01-12: Well, you're not wrong.
Comment to comic 3207 on 2018-01-12: Somewhere in between. ★4
Comment to comic 1516 on 2018-01-12: And then he would have dressed up as his...
Comment to comic 575 on 2018-01-12: Who's the fag now, fucker? ★5
Comment to comic 3841 on 2018-01-12: Better yet, line them up youngest to old... ★2
Comment to comic 3223 on 2018-01-12: Stick it up yer ass.
Comment to comic 1400 on 2018-01-12: Someone needs to invent a crucifix lolli... ★3
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12: Yup, that's me waking up as a woman. ★7
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: http://explosm.net/rcg/trkyedhuv
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: Facial Origami man from Nuclear Rabbit's... ★1
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-12: The state burning down every year is a p...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-12: Yeah, preaching to the choir on that one...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-12: If I said 20 degrees people would have t...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: Just go back to when they did matter, si...
Comment to comic 727 on 2018-01-12: Win/win! ★1
Comment to comic 760 on 2018-01-12: This is why no male should ever trust a ... ★1
Comment to comic 1737 on 2018-01-12: I would have traveled back in time to wh...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: These two missed the mouth... https://up...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: Mm hmm. https://theunwatchables.files.wo...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: They do appear to reproduce parthenogene...
Comment to comic 2892 on 2018-01-12: Dad was right: hire the handicapped--it'...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12: Here y'go. http://explosm.net/rcg/ymoyed... ★1
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: As long as they're dead, I don't give a ...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2018-01-09: Perfect. Now touch Trump. And then every... ★2
Comment to comic 2844 on 2018-01-09: Get that kid more involved than that! Th... ★6
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: Just had to go there, didn't you. [inser...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: If anything you should apologize for com...
Comment to comic 2043 on 2018-01-09: Brain parasites.
Comment to comic 1622 on 2018-01-09: Betty White was right when she scolded H...
Comment to comic 807 on 2018-01-09: Donkeypunch? Isn't that, like, a sex thi...
Comment to comic 4401 on 2018-01-09: And here I thought he was going to dazzl... ★2
Comment to comic 3890 on 2018-01-09: Dumb fuck. It's all about "escorts". You... ★2
Comment to comic 3890 on 2018-01-09: Free sex is a rare thing, at least for t... ★2
Comment to comic 526 on 2018-01-09: I never realized what a gay sport golf i... ★2
Comment to comic 526 on 2018-01-09: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden
Comment to comic 1465 on 2018-01-09: That's the joke. ★10
Comment to comic 1465 on 2018-01-09: What can I say about this man's alleged ...
Comment to comic 1488 on 2018-01-09: Well played, wooden boy. Well played. ★1
Comment to comic 3479 on 2018-01-09: Bitcoin: the preferred currency of arms ...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: At least he doesn't have a cloaca. ★1
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: Wait, I thought this was the meeting for... ★1
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: "Voodoo dick my ass!" ★4
Comment to comic 2489 on 2018-01-09: When a bitch says she wants more "sponta...
Comment to comic 3191 on 2018-01-09: Yeah. The "B" in "BTK".
Comment to comic 3191 on 2018-01-09: Motherfucker forgot the "♥" between "I" ...
Comment to comic 3123 on 2018-01-09: Where Toto at, tho? ★2
Comment to comic 2857 on 2018-01-09: "I got yer battery right here, ya ungrat... ★2
Comment to comic 1784 on 2018-01-09: Well both statements are true...
Comment to comic 1382 on 2018-01-09: Based on a (very old, oft repeated) true...
Comment to comic 523 on 2018-01-09: "Candy? Awww...I wanted to eat a fetus!"... ★2
Comment to comic 1848 on 2018-01-09: Crib from Matt G. "FINALLY"
Comment to comic 2614 on 2018-01-09: Makes me think of the scene in Bowling F... ★1
Comment to comic 499 on 2018-01-09: The lesson here is to commit to ones pat...
Comment to comic 499 on 2018-01-09: Couldn't have been less Japanese.
Comment to comic 564 on 2018-01-09: Eh, worse things have happened.
Comment to comic 1526 on 2018-01-09: Yes, and now there are 17 LCD TVs in EVE... ★2
Comment to comic 1848 on 2018-01-09: John K. ain't dead, yo!
Comment to comic 2443 on 2018-01-09: All Subway's meats are turkey. Also, "So... ★2
Comment to comic 3759 on 2018-01-09: Hysteria? Just get her a hysterectomy! T...
Comment to comic 4289 on 2018-01-09: I hate that character with a passion alm... ★2
Comment to comic 2373 on 2018-01-08: "In Russia, you come to mail!" ★1
Comment to comic 1213 on 2018-01-08: That's right: the porn stache DOES serve... ★1
Comment to comic 3620 on 2018-01-08: Well, both will be in a landfill within ... ★2
Comment to comic 2375 on 2018-01-08: And then he wakes up...from the same rec... ★1
Comment to comic 1358 on 2018-01-08: The meat's gone bad.
Comment to comic 3294 on 2018-01-08: Equality! ★4
Comment to comic 326 on 2018-01-08: That's because Santa likes little boys.
Comment to comic 326 on 2018-01-08: How do you know he wasn't just squeezing...
Comment to comic 326 on 2018-01-08: Your nuts aching to expel their bile... ... ★2
Comment to comic 4180 on 2018-01-08: "He never even cared enough to molest me...
Comment to comic 3001 on 2018-01-08: Like every time I wake up and realize I'...
Comment to comic 1444 on 2018-01-08: Relax dude, it's just a mirage. No, wait...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: According to canon, Bender's chassis is ...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: It was 70 outside during the day last we... ★1
Comment to comic 2942 on 2018-01-08: Who knew the technical term for a group ... ★1
Comment to comic 1829 on 2018-01-08: Fuckin' lameo, calling weed "pot". [laug...
Comment to comic 2321 on 2018-01-08: I'm totally going to use this the next t... ★2
Comment to comic 1518 on 2018-01-08: Arsenic doesn't work that quickly. Now i...
Comment to comic 1318 on 2018-01-08: "Finally" thinks PSES to himself as he l... ★8
Comment to comic 938 on 2018-01-08: It's alright, Cyclops had two eyes too. ★1
Comment to comic 1230 on 2018-01-08: Smells like an invitation to cork your c... ★1
Comment to comic 971 on 2018-01-08: "Damnit, that's the 12th Fire Station yo... ★1
Comment to comic 377 on 2018-01-08: MGW is correct. Just hide your valuables...
Comment to comic 683 on 2018-01-08: When even attempting to be P.C. isn't wo...
Comment to comic 2316 on 2018-01-08: Wait, I'm confused. Did he kick her beca... ★3
Comment to comic 1886 on 2018-01-08: This comic rocs.
Comment to comic 3417 on 2018-01-08: Doesn't appear to be an obstacle to gett... ★5
Comment to comic 4514 on 2018-01-08: I thought it was genetic! http://explosm...
Comment to comic 794 on 2018-01-08: What's so unpleasant about being drunk? ... ★1
Comment to comic 3838 on 2018-01-08: Orwell would approve.
Comment to comic 1975 on 2018-01-08: Hawt.
Comment to comic 4106 on 2018-01-08: "Damn girl, you're uglier than me!" ★1
Comment to comic 639 on 2018-01-08: Notice how the officer is exempt from th...
Comment to comic 4148 on 2018-01-08: Right, because when god closes a door he...
Comment to comic 1377 on 2018-01-08: 10/10, would beat again.
Comment to comic 1208 on 2018-01-08: "Hey God, I think I found a flaw in your... ★4
Comment to comic 2138 on 2018-01-08: For which part? The boobs or the being d...
Comment to comic 2138 on 2018-01-08: IKR? Which means no sympathy, because he...
Comment to comic 3502 on 2018-01-08: Look closlier.
Comment to comic 3087 on 2018-01-08: Is it possible to give myself 10 stars? ... ★1
Comment to comic 3087 on 2018-01-08: That's RIGHT! Only ABORTION is a legitim... ★7
Comment to comic 1756 on 2018-01-08: That's what you get for bringing fists t...
Comment to comic 4328 on 2018-01-08: This is THE most FAPPABLE C&H comic EVER... ★4
Comment to comic 320 on 2018-01-08: "But I DID shit in your toilet tank and ... ★4
Comment to comic 1027 on 2018-01-08: Sorry, we don't hire people with unaccou...
Comment to comic 920 on 2018-01-08: "You're under arrest for owning a human ...
Comment to comic 3739 on 2018-01-08: Honesty really is the best policy...if y... ★2
Comment to comic 1030 on 2018-01-08: The idea of having to relive parts of my...
Comment to comic 4174 on 2018-01-08: This is sooo much easier than waiting ye... ★1
Comment to comic 4381 on 2018-01-08: Jared Leto is boxoffice kryptonite.
Comment to comic 836 on 2018-01-08: Merlin!
Comment to comic 987 on 2018-01-08: Dubstep is to Rave as Trump is to Bush J... ★2
Comment to comic 2937 on 2018-01-08: Twilight Zone did this. ICP too. "87 lon... ★1
Comment to comic 1438 on 2018-01-08: By the way, that's not paint. It's woad ... ★1
Comment to comic 372 on 2018-01-08: Fuck that shit! First order of business ...
Comment to comic 372 on 2018-01-08: That's racist! Other demographics can ki...
Comment to comic 1647 on 2018-01-08: Blow it out your ears.
Comment to comic 1647 on 2018-01-08: And I shall return them unto you with in...
Comment to comic 2037 on 2018-01-08: Nah, go ahead and shoot me while I'm hap...
Comment to comic 2551 on 2018-01-08: Balloon diet: you're doing it wrong.
Comment to comic 528 on 2018-01-08: If physics works that way, just climb in... ★3
Comment to comic 2357 on 2018-01-08: Wait, his legs aren't riddled with bulle...
Comment to comic 3946 on 2018-01-08: Poetic justice. Now the spider is doomed...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2018-01-08: That dudes nuts.
Comment to comic 4389 on 2018-01-08: Now take this job and suck on it! ★3
Comment to comic 1524 on 2018-01-08: "Finish your bowl of frozen death, there... ★1
Comment to comic 496 on 2018-01-08: His wood might be scared.
Comment to comic 1347 on 2018-01-08: "No no, I mean my DICK! Moron!"
Comment to comic 486 on 2018-01-08: "Why just this morning he was bragging a...
Comment to comic 3701 on 2018-01-08: Now shut up and watch this psychedelic a...
Comment to comic 3701 on 2018-01-08: The moral of the story is you should alw...
Comment to comic 3788 on 2018-01-08: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing......
Comment to comic 2360 on 2018-01-08: They lifted this scene from Swordfish, o... ★3
Comment to comic 1059 on 2018-01-08: Too sad to laugh. Too happy to care.
Comment to comic 178 on 2018-01-08: Hilarious!
Comment to comic 1813 on 2018-01-08: So a drunk, a stoner and an acid freak a... ★2
Comment to comic 3881 on 2018-01-08: Back in time? Pretty sure that's DMT and...
Comment to comic 1284 on 2018-01-08: "Just kidding. These are actually YOUR i... ★1
Comment to comic 2380 on 2018-01-08: Well I'm glad it had a happy ending.
Comment to comic 485 on 2018-01-08: Is it too late to issue a posthumous Nob...
Comment to comic 2021 on 2018-01-08: My rosebud smells like an asshole. ★1
Comment to comic 3655 on 2018-01-08: Careful now: trans women are one of the ...
Comment to comic 1322 on 2018-01-08: I miss Matt's pointed absurdism. ★3
Comment to comic 2746 on 2018-01-08: That's the happy ending alright: living ...
Comment to comic 2746 on 2018-01-08: Weatherman? What about weatherwomen? Sex...
Comment to comic 4261 on 2018-01-08: Pretty sure Robot Chicken got it right w...
Comment to comic 4261 on 2018-01-08: If you can afford $60 a minute for Coron...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-08: Ack, chemtrails! Damn cropdusters pollut... ★1
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: Didn't realize you were into breathplay!...
Comment to comic 3752 on 2018-01-08: Also, you're not bad: you're just drawn ... ★1
Comment to comic 3355 on 2018-01-08: Not before I punchbowl you in the dick.
Comment to comic 81 on 2018-01-08: Those coattails make it look like he's b...
Comment to comic 81 on 2018-01-08: Plot twist: the pianist has a vagina.
Comment to comic 2544 on 2018-01-08: The fuck you sad about, brah? That's cal...
Comment to comic 3730 on 2018-01-08: "Well I came as Rosie O'Donnell's dick! ...
Comment to comic 3752 on 2018-01-08: Could be worse! You still get a roof ove... ★1
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: *Pegasus pony
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Puns! Wordplay! What does someone have a...
Comment to comic 2340 on 2018-01-08: "I cannot tell a lie: I grasped my might... ★1
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Being sad isn't as bad as it sounds eith...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: See, I can make Futurama references too!...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Humorous anecdote acknowledged. Witty co...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: If that was the case, dude could still c... ★2
Comment to comic 3092 on 2018-01-08: Who DOESN'T piss over the wall and onto ...
Comment to comic 1153 on 2018-01-08: I wonder how that works with the coconut...
Comment to comic 1473 on 2018-01-08: Pity him not, for 8 years later he was e... ★1
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Well, spitting in their face while shovi...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: I'd even set it up so the plot of said p...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: I'm sad for you. Shit, I'm sad for all o...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Poor sad fat bastard Gets dissed by all ... ★1
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: The stress of getting constantly dumped ...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Loss of sensitivity in the cunt region c... ★2
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: *Lieutenant ★1
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Fact: you write like a typical American....
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Woah dude, no homonym. ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: You can have a code too if you want. I'm...
Comment to comic 314 on 2018-01-07: "Alright...but only so long as it's not ...
Comment to comic 4341 on 2018-01-07: Chappelle just blew my MIND with his lat... ★3
Comment to comic 2237 on 2018-01-07: Picked my epitaph when I was 16. "TOTALL... ★2
Comment to comic 2988 on 2018-01-07: 43 seconds? I call bullshit. If it was t... ★1
Comment to comic 2619 on 2018-01-07: If bitches would put out easier, this ki... ★2
Comment to comic 137 on 2018-01-07: "Opportunity favors the prepared mind." ...
Comment to comic 3017 on 2018-01-07: Coulda been worse. I mean, I don't know ...
Comment to comic 3931 on 2018-01-07: I used this line on a couple I found sha...
Comment to comic 3850 on 2018-01-07: Zatōichi gonna make shishkabob outta dem...
Comment to comic 2478 on 2018-01-07: "Indecent exposure? Seemed pretty decent...
Comment to comic 1619 on 2018-01-07: Damn son, gotta step up your game. RAPE ... ★4
Comment to comic 136 on 2018-01-07: God is a fucking yutz.
Comment to comic 2446 on 2018-01-07: They're just jealous that you can dunk w...
Comment to comic 1924 on 2018-01-07: Skinny bitches aren't worth the hassle. ★1
Comment to comic 793 on 2018-01-07: More like "Rachael GAY". Amiright? Anyon...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2018-01-07: The ol' snake-in-the-peanut-can gag, squ...
Comment to comic 1246 on 2018-01-07: ...so they can throw him a parade and gi... ★2
Comment to comic 739 on 2018-01-07: "Don't tell me what to do, you fucking f...
Comment to comic 2440 on 2018-01-07: Better the brown eye than the blue eye. ... ★1
Comment to comic 1091 on 2018-01-07: Hide her in your ass, ya fucking mule. ★2
Comment to comic 4566 on 2018-01-07: There's no winning with women. Can't liv... ★1
Comment to comic 4566 on 2018-01-07: Fuck you ya fucking fuck.
Comment to comic 4298 on 2018-01-07: People can't take advantage of you witho...
Comment to comic 3458 on 2018-01-07: Scorpions already were sort of nature's ... ★1
Comment to comic 3220 on 2018-01-07: Dude must me a chipndales performer.
Comment to comic 556 on 2018-01-07: Side effects include rampant post-marria...
Comment to comic 556 on 2018-01-07: No, but the syringe used to inject the m...
Comment to comic 3129 on 2018-01-07: "Oh god that's so hot, I want you inside... ★1
Comment to comic 2379 on 2018-01-07: At least the flies are doing alright. ★1
Comment to comic 4063 on 2018-01-07: "Wow, thanks, the fact that he rolled up... ★1
Comment to comic 3049 on 2018-01-07: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ... ★1
Comment to comic 2697 on 2018-01-07: "Jesus had two daddies. Why can't I?"
Comment to comic 1135 on 2018-01-07: The obvious explanation is the patient d... ★1
Comment to comic 1134 on 2018-01-07: Only the strong survive. THIS IS SPARTA!... ★2
Comment to comic 80 on 2018-01-07: It's just a nervous tick from when he wa...
Comment to comic 71 on 2018-01-07: No backsies, fucker. After the second tr...
Comment to comic 331 on 2018-01-07: Dude from Halflife wrote this comic? Als... ★2
Comment to comic 1024 on 2018-01-07: But not all of us truly abandon a small ...
Comment to comic 1024 on 2018-01-07: Spoiler alert: we all die at the end.
Comment to comic 2913 on 2018-01-07: BTW, I am a trained ob-gyn. Wanna free c...
Comment to comic 3823 on 2018-01-07: "Then my wife says she can't trust me be... ★2
Comment to comic 3131 on 2018-01-07: LA UTI FTW! That's Los Angeles Urinary T...
Comment to comic 3131 on 2018-01-07: Images of rectal discharge, followed by ...
Comment to comic 827 on 2018-01-07: Cool. Fuck yourself. ★1
Comment to comic 620 on 2018-01-07: Son of a motherfucker.
Comment to comic 620 on 2018-01-07: These shitty ungrateful commentors shoul... ★7
Comment to comic 990 on 2018-01-07: Unless that lamp post is in front of a d...
Comment to comic 522 on 2018-01-07: More recursive than that. It's a bag of ...
Comment to comic 2475 on 2018-01-07: Diamonds are a scam, and the cultural my... ★1
Comment to comic 3531 on 2018-01-07: "Well, alright, but the donkey gets to w...
Comment to comic 4331 on 2018-01-07: Let he who is without stones cast the fi... ★1
Comment to comic 1482 on 2018-01-07: "PUT IT BACK IN ME!" ★1
Comment to comic 2877 on 2018-01-07: "DOUGLAS!"
Comment to comic 1349 on 2018-01-07: "There is one small catch...it comes wit... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: Well slap my ass as call me a goddamned ... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: Right. Let me tone it down for the C&H a...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, what in the V... ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: *Pokemom Trainer
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: I think there's more to your new express... ★7
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: The ancient Romans were barbarous, slave...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06: This calls into question the veracity of...
Comment to comic 1435 on 2018-01-06: I'm sorry, but in the USA our policy is ...
Comment to comic 2806 on 2018-01-06: And that's the HAPPY ending. ★1
Comment to comic 4313 on 2018-01-06: I wonder what unholy beast would be summ... ★1
Comment to comic 887 on 2018-01-06: And yet these days he doesn't look half ... ★3
Comment to comic 3967 on 2018-01-06: I'd happily settle for someone to sweep ...
Comment to comic 3697 on 2018-01-06
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06: When you get down with your bf, do you g...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06: Who's dead? Bummer! I'm gonna miss it. R...
Comment to comic 3392 on 2018-01-06: Fortunately pain is my pleasure, so it's...
Comment to comic 3089 on 2018-01-06: Kevin Federline and Britney Spears.
Comment to comic 4023 on 2018-01-06: Bit of a stretch, but if you bedded Moll... ★1
Comment to comic 3089 on 2018-01-06: Stingy brim fedoras are stupid af.
Comment to comic 922 on 2018-01-06: Relax! I just meant for dinner!
Comment to comic 3628 on 2018-01-05: Amateur. I taught MY mustache to use too...
Comment to comic 2062 on 2018-01-05: David Blaine as a youth. ★1
Comment to comic 3002 on 2018-01-05: Pinocchio nose confirmed.
Comment to comic 3002 on 2018-01-05: Funny thing to say to a ghost. May as we...
Comment to comic 1885 on 2018-01-05: How many times to I fucking have to say ... ★2
Comment to comic 380 on 2018-01-05: "I bought it at a swapmeet." "Can you pr... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Plus you help blind kids!
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Fair enough. That was all just before I ...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: That's an optimistic way of saying you g...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Once you cook most of the moisture out, ...
Comment to comic 1245 on 2018-01-05: Look bitch, I TOLD you I'm down to fist ... ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Somebody once told me the world is gonna...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: What's red and bubbly and makes spooky h... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Semantics. What's the difference between...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Let's see...Brothrbear is still around, ...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-05: Other people just need a hug. On the pen...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-05: Who said anything about hope? I was refe... ★3
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: My sympathies. On the plus side, someday...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02: Crappy Poo Smear!
Comment to comic 4171 on 2018-01-02: Shoulda asked the maid of honor to murde...
Comment to comic 1220 on 2018-01-02: If his tree falls off his wood and no on... ★3
Comment to comic 2930 on 2018-01-02: Now strangle him with it. Please. ★1
Comment to comic 4088 on 2018-01-02: You show me a woman who complains about ...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02: The pink-on-purple color scheme is reall...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02: At least you're not a washed-up amphibia... ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02: But not a GRANDfather...I'm pretty sure ...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Twenty Seventeen Was so bad it can only ...
Comment to comic 2424 on 2018-01-02: "Strong enough for him but pH balanced f...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: ...said a crypto-homo who died of AIDS. ★1
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: "BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED" ...and we...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Who's this "Noone" person and why do you...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: I salute your gimmick of posting comment...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: I just threw up a little. I can watch a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Yikes. How's that working out for you?
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: No apology needed--I addressed the only ...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: All the primary colors in this comic wou... ★5
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: "I don't have low self-esteem. I have lo...
Comment to comic 4150 on 2018-01-02: How sad for you.
Comment to comic 4150 on 2018-01-02: "CHilli" I see what you did there...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: A horse is a horse Of course of course, ... ★4
Comment to comic 304 on 2018-01-02: Tsk tsk! For shame, picking on the disab... ★5
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Is that how your mom died? ... Sorry. To...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: You really love those Zefrank vids, don'... ★2
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Broke his asshole in a pretty wide radiu...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Sluggo was cool too. I admire the strong...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Well, and conditioning would have been k...
Comment to comic 2020 on 2018-01-02: Hey Gao and I have been over this: 1-2 i...
Comment to comic 3380 on 2018-01-02: Looks like an ad for "attention whore ma... ★2
Comment to comic 3380 on 2018-01-02: And since a pug's face looks like a butt... ★3
Comment to comic 2390 on 2018-01-02: "You can have my cock or I've giving it ... ★2
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Hey, don't get greedy. Your wife dying w... ★1
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Any porn involving the president would b... ★3
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: If a dead horse falls on my wood and nob...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: I'm not normally one to paint an entire ...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: So just ask if it wants you to stop!
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: That's cause their genitalia is closest ...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: And they just recently discovered a new ... ★1
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: YOU get a gold star. Not a yellow star, ...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Projecting much?
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Like Frogman? He probably got off on fro... ★2
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Walter White was lookin' for you a few w...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Beat me to the punch, eh fucker. At leas... ★1
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01: Abe Lincoln purportedly pardoned a horse...
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01: Reminds me of the anti-stem-cell researc...
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01: I lived up the street from some "xtian s... ★5
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-12-31: Not the castrated ones.
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31: Well in any case, the millennium won't b...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31: Nuh uh! We're in the SIXTH millennium. G...
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-31: You saucy minx, with your geriatric, Par... ★1
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31: Correction: it means the entire MILLENNI...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31: Lesbian.
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST! That video just ... ★1
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: "Alexa: what sounds does President Trump... ★1
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: Perhaps a better analogy is worrying abo... ★1
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: By that logic, there wouldn't be as many... ★2
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: Marriage ≠ having kids. Being stupid = h... ★1
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: "Alexa! Stop spying on me!" "I'm sorry D... ★6
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30: smh NOBODY CARES ★3
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: *pinksauce
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-29: Worrying about net neutrality when Trump...
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-29: "Alexa, play 'the clitoris'." "I am unab...
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29: Which is to say, he was booted out.
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: Damn doctors and their rampant cloneyism... ★6
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29: You.
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29: While people recover from too much rum-l... ★4
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29: Best copypasta yet! I'm sure those numbe...
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27: Your nuts bursting to expel their bile J... ★2
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27: "Why don't you sit on my lap and let San... ★5
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-25: *brought Good catch!
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25: HAWT! Drop it like it's hot and make dat... ★6
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-24: About twice a year I get someone (irl) t...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-24: Yo mama smells so bad her Speed Stick st...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24: A sexual predator, a con man and a fasci... ★3
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24: Oh the dating scene here is frightful Bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24: It's always nice to see a couple thinkin... ★4
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: Yo mama so fat her ass look like two pig...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: I've been accused of being a DragonPunHe...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: And every molecule of water in your body...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: Bollocks is a frogman alt. Hey Gao is mo...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22: ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKLM... ★2
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-22: It's not nice to "should" on yourself. ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22: Ohs noes! The owl got Hannibal Lectered!... ★1
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-20: Hey Gao friend! Likewise! Stay tuned for... ★1
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20: Damn, that maneuver required double fist... ★2
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: KILL THEM WITH FIRE!! What's worse than ... ★8
Comment to comic 289 on 2017-12-17: "Yes Samantha, I value our relationship ... ★1
Comment to comic 1696 on 2017-12-17: I knew a girl who would pull this stunt ...
Comment to comic 808 on 2017-12-17: You're thinking of LAMEO, which is an ac... ★2
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Comment to comic 808 on 2017-12-17: Butt jokes: uniting ape-like creatures i... ★3
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17: Your mistake was taking it literally. Th...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17: Credit to Danny Elfman for having such a...
Comment to comic 1215 on 2017-12-17: *that's She may have weird flipper-hands...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17: Dear Santa Claus, My name is nullion and... ★4
Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-20: Sexing Fuckism. ★1
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Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-20: Purple grass is best grass. ★3
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Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-20: "I D.A.R.E. you not to pull the trigger!... ★1
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Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19: Almost every day? You mean there's not e... ★4
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Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19: IP banning is the nuclear option, for th... ★3
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Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: Can you hear that? It's faint, but if yo...
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Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: TWWAAT time! Barbarians and their Wicked... ★6
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: That line is just another of the never-e...
Comment to comic 3224 on 2017-11-19: Profound insight into the inner workings... ★10
Comment to comic 452 on 2017-11-19: By that logic Orangeshirt's deodorant mu...
Comment to comic 107 on 2017-11-19: Justifiable homicide.
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: The beauty of nationalism is it defines ... ★2
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: Sure! He possessed irresistible charisma...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-19: A few days ago. Kris actually made a com... ★1
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Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-18: Aw, you didn't like Reagan's solution of...
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Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18: Intermittent fasting can provide certain... ★1
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18: Donald Trump once deep-throated two worl... ★2
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Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18: He was rood to the Creators. Kris was no... ★2
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-17: Dude, he's bi-polar . You just need to w...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: She probably wishes you were more like y... ★3
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-17: Sucking the life out of baseball with th...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: That man has my sympathy. It sucks to be... ★1
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: "What I mean to say is that the bible is... ★1
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: The book was written by flawed beings. T... ★1
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Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: It is, when you think about it. That's w...
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Comment to comic 2887 on 2017-11-15: Menstrual blood can be a bit goopy, but ...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: I'm surprised you don't record Fox and F...
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Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: George Carlin really has the all-time be...
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Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: If God made the golden rule, then he's g... ★1
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Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Heh, if that was actually called "God's ...
Comment to comic 1500 on 2017-11-15: Even if someone born blind did see color... ★1
Comment to comic 1054 on 2017-11-15: I know black people are opposed to birth... ★8
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: That's not true! He exists in the hearts...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Yup. Everything that happens on the inte...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Speaking of Boondock Saints...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Portrait of the almighty as a two-bit ga...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15: Of course! Why, what did you think I mea... ★1
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Damn metrosexuals...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Jesus Godfuck, it's a good thing you mis...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Q: When MC Hammer stole that riff from R...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: If you could bang Willem Dafoe from ANY ...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Hope is an intriguing phenomenon. Whethe... ★1
Comment to comic 4034 on 2017-11-14: Is that all? Just open a can of wipe-ass...
Comment to comic 617 on 2017-11-14: Plot twist: she's already dead! ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: First, good calls all around. Second, I ... ★2
Comment to comic 4050 on 2017-11-14: We need 10 of that kid in every major ci...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: She was the victim of another fly-by mak...
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Comment to comic 2153 on 2017-11-14: Your crotch? Congratulations, you're a w...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Wrong answer, Adam. Should have said you... ★4
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I'm sure I speak for both of us when I s...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Yeah, I recall seeing that, and then you...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Contrary to what women may have you thin...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Try putting your booty through a hole be...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: At least she got to learn witchcraft and...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Pulp Fiction was a quality flick, but I ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: The whole fucking thing was a setup. "Le...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: A LOT of incest. Motherfucking, fatherfu... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Of course he does! He was made in god's ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: We TOLD him if he kept making that face ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: The explosm gods have yet to hand down u...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: "Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?! ... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Borrow it, steal it, use it as your own,...
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-14: He wanted to test how many ways there ar...
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-14: Little of column A, little of column B.
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: "Thank you for your feedback. We realize... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Pretty sure he was talking 'bout the stu... ★1
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Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Nuns are cucks. No wonder they're so pen...
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Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Brothrbear and I cry over life because o... ★2
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Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: No belly button either!
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: The Sane Person it correct: it was proba...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Well said. It's also gratifying to slam ... ★1
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Comment to comic 1423 on 2017-11-13: 12 days.
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Later in the story, after attaining know... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Spoken like someone with a religious wha... ★2
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-12: I feel the same way most of the time. "Y... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-12: Oh yeah, hope and faith are key ingredie...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-12: There are migraine treatments besides we... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-12: I know, right!? Try telling a xtian that... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-12: FriendS are optional. Everybody needs 1....
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: "All you scientists with your facts and ... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: The gay men I know all have a hard bias ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Creation story fuckery? I'm game! Did th... ★7
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Not all of us are fuckin cunts. Some of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Naw, he's a petty, spiteful, vindictive ... ★2
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12: Unless it's a she. The experiment involv... ★1
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12: My first and favorite answer to the scro...
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12: Thank you! The whole "superposition of s...
Comment to comic 3698 on 2017-11-11: And a micropenis is just a clit you can ...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: B oth O f T he T hrobbing L ubricated E ...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: He may as well have been. They're both s...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: I'm super bummed about their loss, but I... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Me either, mostly out of hygiene related...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: I certainly can't imagine anyone ever wa...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: I wish I could give you a second star fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: That reminds me: I need to buy more arti...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Inserting an old person has to be depres... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: HOLY SHIT, I CUM SNOW!
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Sure, but most of those cases are just a...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Trains? I thought Kanye was a gay fish! ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: It's interesting how some people are sup... ★2
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Atta girl!
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: You need to invent a virus that causes p...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: That, and who the fuck needs sleeping pi...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: The beer is gone, but if they each grab ... ★8
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Nah, I recognize that look--Blueshirt is... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Or you can eat free children. Whatever f...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: "Is that a tumor?! Oh thank god, it's ju...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: FART PROUDLY! ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Jackie is a sadist who enjoys laughing a...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Children eat free?
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: "What the fuck is wrong with people?" ★2
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: I bid 4 no trump. Wait, we're not playin... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: In most belief systems, there's a schizo...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: How droll. I hope they never get that ha... ★5
Comment to comic 805 on 2017-11-11: You were never a cook. You were a crook.... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: And here I was thinking the tragedy was ...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Fair point. I still prefer to visually a...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Yaaaaaaaay... FLAGS!! https://s-media-ca...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRifKEf0...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Ever played around with uterine insertio...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: He could conceivably use that same durat...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Just recently someone made the comment t... ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Those magnums are a doozy!
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: See, at least you got the reference! ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: That's how I was taught to make italics ...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: You reside in in or around China? That's...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Methinks you got flagged so the mods cou...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: *moth ★2
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Short answer: no. Longer answer: even if... ★2
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Your meaniness makes me sad. T_T ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Gandalf the Grey was pretty and gay! And... ★3
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Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Why not? He's likely to meet some fun gu... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: And if we were in my basement, I'd be in... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: "Save the children!" --The Minister "FUC... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-10: FLAGGED?!?!?!?!?! Fucking WHY?!? Forgive...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: To be fair, once you've seen one video o...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Speaking of cats, would footage of a fel...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: If we dissect this comic, we see a "diff... ★4
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Well I keep mailing them to "Hey Gao, pl...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I'm pretty sure you'll find the comment ...
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Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: We talked about that a few weeks ago. Th...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: He was talking about C&H comics, not ref... ★3
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I sympathize with your approach. Treatin... ★4
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: It's more of an end to the exercise in f... ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: [You forgot the "`" around the "#".]
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I'm generous with stars because as long ... ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: That's the funniest comment so far today... ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I wonder what's hiding under that old lo...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I can count to potato. 1...firetruck...h...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: That sounds like a fantastic Halloween c...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: "Now get out there are make friends with...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Also also, "But you know bright light hu... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Also, "But the TV and videogames are ins...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: West of House You are sitting in an open...
Comment to comic 1868 on 2017-11-09: That's sexual harassment, and she has to...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: You could also insert a 2" steel ball an...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: I suppose that also means Pong invented ...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: And you can rub neodymium magnets around...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: I feel like a solid rubber F-Bomb would ... ★2
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: One Single Adult MAN knows what this mea...
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Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Depends on which meaning of "tear" you'r...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: In the mood for more maths? Well let's a...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: 2+2=5 There's another song that never fa...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: http://explosm.net/comics/2529/
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: It's a shitty boutonnière.
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: I want to see someone reach into your as... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: That isn't shadow...it's stain . https:/...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Good old Bitter Bierce. He's like if Sam...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: She'd be better off finding a doctor who... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Magic Penises? Is that anything like Voo... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: If you made cheese, would you call it "L...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Oo, cake!
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: When life gives you lemons, fuck it in t... ★2
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: You must be happy enough. In that case, ...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: That shouldn't stop you from putting all...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Let's not Rush to any conclusions.
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: "Free will...it is a bitch." --The Devil... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: You can hurt yourself on blunt objects. ...
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Playlist to cheer your ass up: Neurosis:...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: "Life is a mixed bag where one must take... ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: I have a complex relationship with pessi...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Only the unlucky ones that survive the p...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: "If you want something like the old comi... ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: One of the perks of explosm is you get a... ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: I applaud you for maintaining an optimis...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: *praise
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Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: You're one short step away from an enhan...
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Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Today's TWWAAT is: LIFE L onesome I ndig... ★4
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Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: The transitive property of mathematics c...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: I just got done talking to me from 3 yea... ★5
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: *right before
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Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: What's black and white and read all over... ★2
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: "Waiter, there's a black fella in my sou...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: If I had to wager I guess, I'd say you'r...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: Darn Toot in', you Foxxy Princess you!
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Ever seen the Kids In The Hall film Brai...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: Just keep lowering your expectations, fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: Take solace in the knowledge that no mat...
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Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-07: Me banging her doggy-style while smiling...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-07: Misty is too damn conventional. Maybe if...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-07: Many daredevil types specifically avoid ...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-07: Eh, I put as much stock in "Phrenology T...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-07: So...you agree that further observation ...
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Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: I found something relevant to the discus... ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: I thought that was just business as usua...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: On the bright side, you're still that mu...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: You sound like an advertisement for Fire...
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Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: That's the stage when your brain literal...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: I can't get this pastiche of words out o...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: I sold all my stock in humanity when I t... ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Depression, yeah, that's called the AIR ... ★2
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: “They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Fair-weather C&H fan confirmed.
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: We needs trains so deviants like https:/...
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Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Nullion finished college at 23, after dr... ★2
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: "In US, everyone does their best because... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-05: They were at the time! Although I did on... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-05: Oh, Ren! And not just for the Ren & Stim...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05: Hey, you said it, not me. ★1
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Comment to comic 3759 on 2017-11-04: Doesn't matter, had sex!
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Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: Well, I'm hard.
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: Two TWWAATS today: one for the twat, and... ★1
Comment to comic 216 on 2017-11-04: Yes, beware the bear, especially if you ... ★2
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: And in such families, what do you call i...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: FSM approved. Just needs some meatballs....
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: *Pippi Longstocking
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: Then yours what? ★1
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: She must be crazy2. Crazy was crazy too.... ★2
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: I'll get the oven on!
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: Stay in your lane, sir. Psychosis merely... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: WOOHOO! MMF 3-way FTW!
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: You are such a tease. This forum needs p... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: That's two new somethings I learned toda...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Huh, I learned something today! I'd go f...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: "Susan, are you drunk again?" "Shut up! ... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Nice new profile pic, by the way!
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: I love my blood best when it stays in my...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Duplo is a better opposite number to Meg... ★3
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: I'd prefer my last meal to be like my fi... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Isn't that like asking which was better ... ★3
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: That reminds me of the idea I had for va...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Yes. Youth in Asia is bad for animals......
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: "Sir, you've been sentenced to death. Yo... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Not if you change it to "Impregnate my a... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: That's the gas chamber. Well, hydrogen c...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: W00T! I considered using imgur, but they... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Yeah, but Chinese executions mostly focu... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: You can keep the apple juice. I'll stick...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: I was walking downtown not long ago when... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Executions happen all the time in Americ... ★3
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Here we go again, we're out of our medic...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: The guy who requested a 10 year old boy ...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Toph is my waifu. Too bad these link add... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Good call! I bet the only reason he pass...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Cheers mate! ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Props! We need more nightmare kittehs ar...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Today's TWWAAT is just something I had t... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: I always thought you were a tremendous a...
Comment to comic 260 on 2017-11-03: "Could you get him a gift from both of u... ★1
Comment to comic 260 on 2017-11-03: "I got Timmy two birds and one stone, bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: I wish Cropsy was here to tell us all ab... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: Please take Dimentio with you. ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: "No time for the ol' in-and-out, love. I... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: *par-boiled. That hardened criminal was ...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: And I'm fucking your bear bottom. ★1
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: http://explosm.net/comics/3547/ http://e... ★5
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: Today's TWWAAT is HALLOWEEN! H aunting A... ★3
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-11-01: The face I paint on that sadness is the ...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-11-01: Oh, I still meant with a partner. Toys s...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: She would answer, but it's impolite to t...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: "Don't worry Blueshirt. The blood pourin... ★6
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Fucking right it does! And it doesn't co... ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: What can I say? Pink steel scratches sap...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: Where's Cropsy with the Lorena Bobbitt r... ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Is that what you call it when he gives y...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Whenever I begin to second guess myself,...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Yeah, but mine keeps chipping their teet...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Correct! 'Tis far better to be the grill... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: They are! It just requires a profound la... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: Niiiiiiice. http://explosm.net/comics/46... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrGzdJEE... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-11-01: I would hope not. She's in my top 10 lis...
Comment to comic 1684 on 2017-10-31: #SuperTroopers "The old 'bulletproof cup...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Looks like you took the expression "give... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: https://i.imgur.com/L85IbAt.jpg ★2
Comment to comic 1423 on 2017-10-31: "Me mind on fire! Me soul on fire, feeli...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Now we're talkin'!
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: It's a fappable track--you can 'bate to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Chase your dreams! http://explosm.net/co... ★2
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: This comic is great, but it needs more a... ★7
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: *cum cannon
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-10-31: Sorry for overusing this, but: if the le...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: I remember ELM being short for "electron...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Nah kid, I found a place just up the way... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Aiya! Plot to Twilight 6: Where The Sun ...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: It certainly doesn't tickle everyone's f... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Saturn ain't orange, fool!
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: If you're really a girl, prove it: what'...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Modern broccoli has a higher sugar conte...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Speaking of Sarah Huckabee, Daily TWWAAT... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: In other words, swallowing is fine, but ...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: *scarred Those puns are more horrifying ...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: I was doing selfies before it was a thin...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: You had me at anal, but free candy sweet...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: I'd put a van in my white asshole.
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Yeah, I fucked up too and defined part o...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: * V ehicle
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: TWWAAT of the Day: RAPE VAN. R eally? A ... ★6
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Double-negative = you're into necrophili...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Bilious barf blot.
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-31: "I'm not your guy, friend!" ★1
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-31: Just two studs making a lucky lass leak ...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: The kind with a pulse? I think you may s...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: If the left is left right out, then the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Prosty-tots? "Treat your trick with a tr...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Sour grapes much?
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: More like a fifth of the way...and give ...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed... ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: New account. The pfp name and lack of ba...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: "I have taken all fappage to be my provi...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: * loli ★2
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: Vag? Or is it "Van"? https://derpicdn.ne...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: *fun size ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: Hard candy. ★2
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: No buts! Only butts.
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Depends on where you stand with regard t...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Oh yeah, this nightmare fuel! https://ww...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: I doubt if there was any compromising in... ★1
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: I don't know what's more terrifying: the... ★3
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-30: I'm sure the holes in the pelvic floor c...
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30: On the plus side, the tyke could affect ... ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30: If left is left out, then right is all t... ★1
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: When it comes to vaginal strength the ba...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: IKR, I've seen enough pedestrian fatalit...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: The lads should all get a pass until the...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Especially when you've just massacred an...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Not with that attitude it's not!
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: The skin, fat and muscles, that is.
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Doc confused what's above the "neck" of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29: I just realized this comic is called gay...
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29: I've often pondered how many cocks a wom...
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: If Gwar and Dethklok formed a supergroup... ★3
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29: For years I was afraid to leave the zoo ... ★2
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: I wonder what would happen if someone ki...
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: As a bonus, Diastrophic Dwarfism fetishi...
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: Just like how Utah is the most repressed... ★1
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: They certainly lower the bar.
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: He's actually just trying to beat all th...
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: I'm not gay, but $40 is $40.
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: GTFOMO: Get The Fuck Out Mutant Offsprin... ★3
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: What's the #1 pickup line at a gay bar? ... ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Please, the lads have more taste than to...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Why don't you give a Beretta a blowjob? ...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Mang.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-10-28: Suddenly I don't feel so guilty for wait...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: We may have to ask Maya about that one.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: *catty I have no patience for hypocrites...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: I sure did, and it was NOT worth the sme...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: A touch conventional for my taste, but I...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Lewis Black perfectly sums up my feeling...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Except for that one user whose pfp is 1 ... ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: You lost your grammar correcting rights ... ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Wow, you've "been here longer than [we] ... ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: TL;DR: shit happened.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: That's because sense cannot be made , it...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-28: Markdown ftw!
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: If there was a god, I'd pray for an airb... ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Have you ever tried durian fruit? That s...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: "Why?" Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: "Why?"
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Someone needs to check their calendar. F... ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Not a fan of weed? Bongwater ranks among...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Of course you get a lifetime free pass t...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Always nice to see my work well-received...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Oh boy, bonus TWWAAT: ANALINGUS. A te N ... ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Yes. YES!
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Today's TWWAAT: DUNCE. D amn U nintellig... ★3
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: According to Aristotle, I am "sitting on...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: no
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: I don't think Madonna ever taught in sch... ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Foul-mouthed fuck-stain.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Blue dye has a flavor, and it's way tast...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: If the ST:TNG episode The Outcast is any... ★2
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: My first thought when sizing up this com... ★1
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Especially Jim Crow . Not to mention thi...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Fuck, that was nicely put. Thanks for th...
Comment to comic 2522 on 2017-10-25: "WHAT? Your teacher touched you where? T... ★6
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: A glitch in the Matrix. Vote Woodman/Met...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Frak, at that price I don't know whether...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: *Sweater Meat
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: WTF? Where'd Woodman and Metalman go?
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Never heard of Muv Luv before, but it lo...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: That does bring up an excellent point: l...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: I wouldn't even wipe my ass with that "T...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Every time someone mentions swallows I c...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: That pfp updated quick . The first thing...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: http://littlefun.org/uploads/521aaefdc85... ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: *hallow wee, from you hollow ween. ★2
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: Well played, boobs that long are scary! ★4
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: *hard apple cider. I can't speak for eve...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-24: Fondly flashback on your fantastic fuckf...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-24: I think "well kempt" and "bush" are inco...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-24: "Curse you, User #74967!!!"
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-24: Just thought of that last night. Eh, you...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: 20 million futanari fetishists can't be ... ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: User #74967 could show you how to delete...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: There are effectively 4 scenes in the vi...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: That gives me an idea for a porno! Peggi...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: Unfortunately for the guy in the comic, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: Today's TWWAAT is: PARTY! P eople A re R...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: My pfp is just a standard Rorschach test...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: I take umbrage at the idea of a walk of ...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: My diagnosis is Reverse Body Dysmorphic ...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: They're like assholes. Everybody has one...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: NO HALLOWEEN!?!?! The horror ! I can't e...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: It looks fresh to me! I give it 6 more w...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: Ugh, that's the third time I've been ask...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: I'd go a step farther and claim I'm bein...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24: Maybe he died and that's his personal he... ★3
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-24: How cheeky of SJ to steal your bottom . ...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-24: Relevant to the Halloween spirit of spoo...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-23: You're tops in any case, though trolling...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: The forgot the "the" before shit. ★3
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: *ziiiiip* Step up to the mic!
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: FLAGGED?!?!?!?!?! Like a dagger in my he... ★2
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-23: If Bad Dragon's site crashed, would that... ★2
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-23: As far as I'm concerned, getting laid is... ★2
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: Dude brought a keg and still no one came...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: And yet you're still the closest to the ...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Tomato soup + electric stove + not stirr...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Should have copyrighted it. Then you cou...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: What is "I spiked the punch bowl at the ...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Solid effort, I could see that happening...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: So I replied by inserting my other fist ...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Yay, I have seen that Comic, and on that...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Or he got one of these stuck in his thro...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: I take it there were no winners of your ... ★3
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: "Sir, are you classified as human?" "Neg... ★1
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: If leftover currency was the change Gand...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Today's TWWAAT is CHANGE: C ancel H elp ... ★3
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Only if you aren't tone-deaf.
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: "I suppose you'll be wanting that 'small...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Probably need to go out of country for a...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: This again?
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Just like how "Beam me up, Scotty." was ... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: "Be the change that you wish to see in t... ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: "That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: *was ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: There's room enough in "long lost" and "...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: Not my finest work. I was reaching. For ...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: Hmmm...good point. Calling it pee would ...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: As long as xmas gets close to four whole... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Sorry kid, there's an 18 year statute of... ★2
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Everything is shit to Gangrene. Don't wo...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Challenge accepted. The brain becomes de... ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: Dude, I'll trade you! That pfp you have ...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: What, like slash fiction? It's fine too ...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: You Laos! We should Thai you down and ge... ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: Curly ftw. Woo-woowoowoowoowoowoo! ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: I should have said "F'art: the art that ...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: As far as their hair is concerned, Curly... ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: Wait, which two Howards: Moe and Curly o...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: That was way more coherent than anything...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: F'art. ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtyU1IE... ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Now that you mention it, they do seem to...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Gives new meaning to the term "forced en... ★5
Comment to comic 1398 on 2017-10-21: Serves him right. ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Nah, slavery is Hell. At least work pays...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: A nice hot toddy can help clear things u... ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: Blue is the opposite of orange.
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: In a mirror universe, Democrats would be...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: Nice pfp change!
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: THANK YOU, you get a gold star! Gerryman... ★3
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: It took you 10 minutes to Ctrl-A and DEL...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: lunarLegion mentioned going through his ...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: I was going to say it's all good as long...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-20: It takes a ridiculous amount of force to...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: Pffft . Amateur hour. Vlad could have to...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: Today's TWWAAT is HELL: H ear E ternal L...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: http://explosm.net/comics/3897/ ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: Pro-choice is an enlightened approach. "...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20: I've heard several stories that have gon...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: Ah, I've never done ketamine or rohypnol...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: Unless he took some ayahuasca or had a g...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E5fHbHY...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: That's the pres for you--going around ma... ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: There is a better chance of Satan wearin...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: "He's try-sexual. He'll try anything. Mu...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: A visit from a bona fide C&H overlord! T...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-18: *pea soup ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Yeah, but the real magic is the sound th...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Yes it was, and here's your prize. https...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: The same reason Taco Bell seasoned ketch... ★2
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Zing! I think the vote on that one is sp... ★2
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: TWWAAT o' the day: CLITORIS. C reamy L i... ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Unfortunately, no matter how difficult t... ★5
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: I feel like if that were true, women wou...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: If I ever meet Dumbass Turd, that's exac...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: I'm confident of the science behind this...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Yikes, I hope this isn't too close to ho...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: I'm a cracker. Cheese goes well with cra...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Fomenting fraudulent fox fanny.
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Aiya! Total volume wouldn't change.
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: I have a remedy that's sure to restore s...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Don't dread darlin, daddy'll dive down d...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Bronze.
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Delicious!
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Yeah, but entrance is kinda vag. I mean ...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Confucius say, man who see with browneye... ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: It's a metaphor for life--twisted, compe...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Short sweet spicy spunky sensual shitpos...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: *too
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Thanks to DT, ya'll get a bonus daily TW... ★3
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Literal head cheese, in multiple ways. ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: It's my Halloween costume--"a scintillat...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Today's TWWAAT is: Hey Gao. H er E xit Y... ★4
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: A customer this morning had a Bernie bum... ★2
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Lucky for me I wear a codpiece. Made fro...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: No. ★3
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: Bringing new meaning to the term "fudge ...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Correct! Feel free to help yourself to a...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17: Applying cheese to the wound may speed u...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-17: Hey Gao, this is where your disappeared ...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17: I'm a typical hetero male: guys don't do...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZRokTt7...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: I'll have to tell that to Bae the next t... ★1
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Heaven, Hell or Oblivion...they're all b...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Tom Morello and Brad Wilk.
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: The band killing themselves at the end o... ★2
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: Sweet! All teh cool kids are costuming i...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: I was wondering where you've been, I jus...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: That was last year. ★4
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: I believe sempai has gone AWOL. That's A... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17: I've been meaning to ask you: if you wer... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17: Parodying lyrics is fair game even for c...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17: I feel like donkey punching is more of a...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-17: Y U NO LIKE WEIRD? Besides, there's noth...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-17: I feel like herpes, HIV and HPV are the ...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-17: No! I was referring to the site losing y...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: Kid's not bright enough to tell the diff...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Like a dog with a bone, I am! Just can't...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: I got yer 'milk' all right! I hope I don... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: 10/10 best use of zentai suit ever, woul... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Damnit Gao, now I can't stop wondering i...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Eh, close enough. Meat goes in, fluids c...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: You're one of these? https://target.scen...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: There are an awful lot of republican pol...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Daily TWWAAT: RETREAT. R unning E nough ... ★2
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: I'm a mammal who sexually identifies as ...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: He merely made the joke. You are the jok... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Yes! YES!!!
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Expired cheddar log.
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Reverse cowgirl!
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: I see you paid attention during the rape...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Skills which include coating yourself in...
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-13: That army may only carry their rifles fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Add a little rocket, man. ★2
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: I'll change it back next month. In the m...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: In honor of Halloween I've decided to (t... ★2
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Bonus TWWAAT (for Hey Gao and Nixinkome)...
Comment to comic 71 on 2017-10-13: To paraphrase an exchange between Dante ...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Daily TWWAAT: TRAP. T ranny R eveals A P... ★3
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: J iggle E veryone's L ickable L imp O dd...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: I'm dissatisfied with yesterday's TWWAAT...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: My current theory is the new site mod is...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: I think he still just points and grunts.... ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: *mug
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Yes, but are you a musket or a repeating...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: TWICE: T ard W rites I dentical C omment... ★7
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Oblivious Orange Orangutan.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: The one about beneficial bacteria belong...
Comment to comic 1270 on 2017-10-13: If you insist. After all, the family tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: "Why not both?" ;)
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Professionals don't use blanks! Also, an...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: You contribute to global warming every t... ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Daily TWWAAT: WARNING SHOT. W hen A imin... ★1
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Indeed! Such cultured bees you are! In f...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Right in the bunghole! ★2
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Right. Iron. I must have been thinking a... ★1
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Ahegao / Incest: A nalyzed H er E xpress... ★3
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Ah, so you're the fake. Tough to spot th...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: *Fishy All I'm going to say to that is, ...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: TWWAAT of the Day: chlamydia C austic H ... ★3
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Rich folks get that treatment regardless...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Used tampons are simply to add copper an...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Most repulsive embodiment possible of th...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Antifreeze. Panel 5: "I'm BLIND!"
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: NUT: N ever U nderestimate T heocracy.
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: You know you're an ancillary character w... ★2
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: The dick is just a vehicle for whatever ... ★3
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jrslzR_...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: That's the smegma. It also makes great s... ★2
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Fortified Holiday Wine: a stiff drink.
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Holy shit, holy shit! I can't believe th... ★1
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: I'm a professional ass essor. Send me a ...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: GOT LOTR?
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: "Stop saying 'Don't quote me', because i...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Pristine like the air quality around Xin...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: I'm picturing something with the texture...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Yeah, Roger Waters is a screwy dude.
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Search for "deepthroat heather brooke gi...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: I don't think this type of content has t... ★3
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: You forgot about the part where Paul Bun...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: Today's TWWAAT is PHYSICS: Profound Harm... ★3
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: 1) Because "fast"! 2) Because Trumps!
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: My tongue is offended that you think you...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: "We don't need no masturbation We don't ...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: As the great American philosopher Profes...
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09: Santa lives on, as a skeleton in the clo... ★1
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08: "If they'll pay me $50 to jerk off into ...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: I think you underestimate the roughness ...
Comment to comic 2704 on 2017-10-08: About 5 years late to the party, but sti... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: LOLITAS: Lewd Old Lechers' Inspiration T... ★2
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08: It means regardless of political affilia... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: Derp, that went right over my head... LO... ★2
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: When you've had your fill We can trade p...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: Kowtow and spread 'em Let's find out how...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: An invitation To those who dislike Haiku... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lolis
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: Okay, last one for today. DEFENESTRATE: ... ★3
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: Slow day at the office. SPACE PLANE: Spe... ★2
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: Interesting if true! GOODBYE: Get Out Of... ★2
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: That was too easy. Here's a bonus (not d... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07: Sure! TRUMP: Terrible, Retarded, Uncouth... ★3
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07: Yeah, New Orleans is a real shithole. ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07: In case you didn't already know, "tentac...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07: Relatable. The first question I always a... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: SATAN: Servicing All Terrestrial Animal'... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: You flatter me, my good sir.
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: Lolis are tops whether they bottom or no...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: We'll get to that later. For now, enjoy ... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: If it's anything like the secret message...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: That was before my time here. Ask Brothr...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Relocated Albino Zebras Zip My Aunt Tina...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images0...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Okay, I'm implementing a maximum length ...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: You already look like a member...a shave...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: How about Jews Executed Satan's Unholy S... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Sorry Jim, that information is for membe... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Presenting the newest gimmick, where I t...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: They're cryptic acronyms only those in t...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Living answer to the question "what woul... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Heartburn incarnate.
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: *your ★3
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Talk to the paw.
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Not really--May didn't eat the parts.
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: On behalf of Noodle, I resent that you t...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Give it time, it'll update.
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Get back in your cage!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: I think that qualifies as more of a spec...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: I'm not favoriting shit until you put yo... ★4
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: *were
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: You must not read your own comments. :/
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Reminds me of the film "May", about a so...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: I would give both my left nut and left k...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Hey Gao, if someone invited you camping ...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: You indicated that you were the other da...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: *beaner
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Your body would go to excellent use in t...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: nottrueatall always came across as a hor...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Please take it, just FFS don't ever log ...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Does POTUS count as a thing? Because I d... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Is this your child, ma'am?
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: This explains certain dyslexic tendencie... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: If it's always the ones you least expect...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: What were you just saying about "this si...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: JINX!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: [rolls eyes, facepalms, raises hand] Che... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: According to South Park, it's a conditio... ★5
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: Hey, I have no control over where my com...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: 10/10 would fap again. ★2
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: http://explosm.net/comics/4674/
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Wriggling out of the book and right into...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Philistine! You've never heard of Derek ...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: It should match your comments, so make i...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I just figured it was a pun on the shoot...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Easier than trying to book reservations!... ★3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: no ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Nice Invader Zim reference.
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Microwaved circus peanut with microcepha... ★5
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: It is, it is! Bonus fact: Homestar Runne...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: If that's a Homestar Runner reference th...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Fear? That's called a free meal! ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Ever since 9/11 I've been harping on jus...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I wonder if that book has a chapter on r... ★1
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: K-12 education is a ploy to dumb down Am... ★1
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Mascara on the mattress, or lipstick on ...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Good luck outrunning that mental picture...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Quality is in the eye of the beholder wh... ★4
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: If you put one to your ear, you can fain...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Life is like an Xbox console--you never ...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Which is ironic, because I'm sure we've ...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: *nofrendo https://www.zophar.net/nes/nof...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Mound of reconstituted dodo-bird egg yol... ★1
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Deformed tube-sock full of used motor oi... ★1
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-27: [squints] Not sure if small penis Or hug...
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-27: F ornication B uggery I ncest?
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-27: "Feel free to use your teeth, 'cause I j...
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-27: Plus 24 hours later it'll give Prince Pe...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: There's probably no one here who will gi...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: As long as you think it won't fit, it pr...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: If I had one of those and a pirated cart...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: My sperm swim in pussy...before dying ho... ★1
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Are you Pinkie Pie, or did you just stea...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Maybe it's reminding you of a fever drea...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: You're too lazy to put your face back bu...
Comment to comic 2215 on 2017-09-27: *Let's Grammar!
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Kid hasn't torn his eyes away from that ...
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: *person sausage
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: He destroys noobs with his insanely bril... ★2
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: *crotchety
Comment to comic 2330 on 2017-09-27: Ah, the ol' unrequited high-five. Never ... ★1
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: There is no explanation, no matter how w...
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: If I ever encounter that peanut prince i...
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: One, two, three, four, I hit my ass with... ★2
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: Face down, ass up. Spread yo butt if you... ★2
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26: It's a purple badge conspiracy!
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: Why not? They both want your money and t...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: Well said my good sir! http://explosm.ne...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: (Recycled) Joke of the Day: Q: A lesbian... ★4
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-23: That woman could have benefited from doi...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: "Do you swear?" "No, but I know all the ...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: That doesn't sound too bad at all. Besid...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23: Bummer!
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: This! Is! SPARTA!!! ★2
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: "Viral influencer" sounds like the job d... ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Yeah, I don't think Noodle is the most c...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: *its
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Or you'll risk ending up like this guy: ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Here, I'm sure you'll enjoy snacking on ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Great, now my dick has PTSD.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: I've been meaning to ask if you ever got...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Earlier you said you were a cyborg. I th...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: You misunderstand me: only when all weal... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I hope he enjoys the abuse he's getting ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I myself have picked up the habit of rep... ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: O Entitlement Truly for all time, thy na...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Because the win condition is all wealth ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: With no life comes no responsibility!
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: SQUAWK! Shivermetimbers!
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Tell that to Swallowing Bees and Trypoph...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Sentient sack of cedar sawdust. ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: What is: the top reply to the question "... ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: *HANDJOBS
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Control (or a corresponding lack thereof...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: It's common in 3rd world countries for f...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Fucking Amen! ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: That's a bit steep. At the rate Brothrbe... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Most gay people I know started out as "q...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Yeah, FUCK Metallica!
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: How's this for an idea? We already know ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Clearly you've never searched the web fo...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: They could still discuss the 10 coolest ...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-15: Sounds like a side-effect warning. "Dick... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: I'm self-employed, and regularly enjoy f...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: This works too: http://explosm.net/rcg/a...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: I love it: the clone gets all compassion...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: Nein!
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: Your shitposter level increases by one s... ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: Shockingly, it looks like common sense i... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: With this level of sexual tension, I rec... ★2
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: That's not very patriotic of you. Wallow...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: I just noticed my calendar says "Patriot...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: Chin up, there's always next time!
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: True! To which freedom are you referring...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: 9/11 is possibly the most inclusive holi... ★6
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: The "fake" ending is a rabbit-hole of in...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: HERETIC! Thou hast uttered the word! Now...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: meh
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: That's the way the world ends. Not with ...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: I feel like this calls for another exqui... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: Come on man, the kid jerking Jim off in ...
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10: Kids have to learn the facts of life som...
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10: *too
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10: You didn't begin your first sentence wit...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10: With your powers combined, you almost ha... ★5
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10: "Hey, that's not an input port!"
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Then I'm afraid you're doomed to watch a...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: If at first you don't succeed, keep on s...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Bill Cosby gets the roofie but wakes up ... ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Plot twist: the "wife" is Bill Cosby, no...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Flip you around and you get a cyclops wi... ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: I barely want to live 1 lifetime, much l...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Still a better love story than twili--oh...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Ooh, another interactive gimmick! Bravo!... ★2
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: A bored necrophiliac decided to take a b... ★5
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: As much as I'm loathe to admit it, Detec... ★4
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-08: Wind Blowing the blades Turning the turb...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: ~~thumped~~
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Freaks of the Industry! Darkar probably ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Ding ding ding! Well done fucko. From a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: In my opinion wiggly dick man forfeited ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: *truly
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: ~~thumped~~
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: ~~thumped~~
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: ~~thumped~~
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Once upon an early morning I awoke extre... ★2
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: I think it was just A passing flight of ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Close enough, plus you're first so YOU G...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Jim, I ghost-wrote a poem for you to giv... ★6
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Seriously, if anyone can spot the releva...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: I accept your surrender For my victory l...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Is that what you want? I had you mis-peg...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: It's not that easy I'm just getting star...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: You’re so full of shit All you do is tal...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Crawl back in your hole You conservative...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Big talk little man But I'm still not im...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: There once was a woman named Cherry Whos...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Hola putas y culos! Ha pasado un tiempo!...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: You cheeky motherfucker, I see what you ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Those usually only come after proper sti...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I think he meant "diseased cock wrap". N... ★1
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Squishy but dry?
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I've revised my win condition from 85% o...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: A tad sophomoric even for me, but: Here ...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I've stopped playing Hearts since you to...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says... ★1
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Add a short bus going the wrong directio...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: And yes, farts are awesome. In fact, a k... ★3
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Last week was busy, and hot. Cynicism is... ★3
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Reminds me of a secret society I started...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I just got done backing it at $150. MUST...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2017-09-01: Me either. I'm male by birth, but cultur...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2017-09-01: Danke.
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01: Pino also left out guitar tablature as a...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30: I recently took my 18 year old wife out ... ★7
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Get AIDS and die you Cocksucking faggot ...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Trypo you pleb There's no need for this ...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: You wouldn't be worth Going to prison ov...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Your mom has a dick So instead of fuckin...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: If I've told you once I've told you a th...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: You may think that you've won Taking bit... ★4
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: You cum guzzling twat Keep biting my sty...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: God damn it you fucker You think you're ...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Hey Trypo, you swine It's past time that...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Hey Trypo, you fuck Give the rhyming a r... ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: Noses for sale Violets are violet I traf...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: @puga1231 Recipe for Disaster: 1 human e... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: I've really grown to admire you, Pino. W...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Mexican Standoff Like in the latest comi...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Brothrbear would be my guess as well, se...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Extravaganza! Extra cheese on the za, pl... ★3
Comment to comic 3074 on 2017-08-23: The things that some of us say Fill othe... ★7
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Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23: You say the White House is a dump. I say...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-22: "Sex sells" is as true Now as when the f...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: A fucking asshole He may be, but at leas... ★4
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: Fathers can be both Progenitors and ment...
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Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: I missed ya bro.
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Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-16: @Functional200 You're welcome. I don't p...
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Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12: I love how the doc Sees what happens and...
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Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09: Not sure if this is Madness, absurdity, ... ★1
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Comment to comic 4316 on 2017-08-04: The corollary to http://explosm.net/comi... ★1
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Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Just typing my thoughts Isn't challengin...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Expectations have Always been the leadin...
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Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Happy Birthday Kris! You survived anothe...
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Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: Smokers aren't allowed inside the hospit...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: The hero we need If not the one we deser...
Comment to comic 1156 on 2017-08-02: "NICKELBACK?!?! I wouldn't give you a pe... ★2
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: No dicksrespect intended, but you could ...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02: "Win" friends? I thought friends were ma...
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Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: Selfcest ftw!
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Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: Pig Benis from Mushroomhead.
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: Sounds fun, but what about "docking"?
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Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31: My other ride is Itsyaboy's mom and sist...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-31: You're the fourth body to say anything a...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31: "Hey baby, ever kissed a girl before? Wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30: Her name was Suzy He tattooed it on his ...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: No, there's no wifi in the well. Instead... ★1
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Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: It’s time for Asshole Maniacs And we’re ...
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Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: That happened to me once after consuming...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: Correct, only blue balls.
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Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: I once saw a theatrical performance abou... ★2
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: Where ya going, Sonny? I just want to sh...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29: My mistake, I guess your mom prefers BBC...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29: @User #74967 Did I? I mean "he"? Huh, I ...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Ah yes, the term "Roman Shower" has been...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: And there's the rub: I thought being a p...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: It just threw me that you backed away fr...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Well, if nothing else, your charitable d...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: This feels like a defeat, if only becaus...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: On behalf of the entire C&H community, w...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: I think his CPU was cobbled together usi...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: In lieu of rapper jokes, how many frat b...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Yeah, but iocane has no antidote. I was ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: @TMH And I catch flak for being witless....
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Your apology confuses me. Whether you ha...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: I thought that's what Itsyaboy's mom was... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I like this persona better than whomever...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I'm just sayin' I prefer your incessant ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: They all died of AIDS.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Fuck, I thought the mind was the first t...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Hey, incest is best. If you can't keep i... ★2
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I know many English. Sadly they're all i...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: In your case, that would be a convenient...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I guess his brain is applesauce, too.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Especially when we have illiterates like...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I'd rather get in on raping Killer Chees...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Inspiration! The site revision should in...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: How's your foot? My money is on the hamm... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I think that's why Quinceañeras are such...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Darth Troyal?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Now let's see if you can help me find th...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I'd fuck a fat cop with a stick of dynam...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Don't make me start posting RCGs from ye...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: That explains where the cruller's creme ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: He comes from a land of inverted penises...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: I prefer Tim Horton's. Who doesn't want ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Yeah, but those Bitches Be Crazy. Did yo...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Hope they're close enough for him to sit...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: Yeah, well, we're all full of it. Some j...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: That's what you get for marrying a beane...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: And BBC stands for Big Black Cock. Or Bi...
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Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: You mean shutting the bitch up while avo...
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Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26: There's nothing random about the RCG's I...
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Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-26: Fucking corpses back to life? http://exp...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: *my In addition to puns, I also enjoy fr...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: Archaeologists have discovered remains o...
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Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: Hickoredickorous dock The mouth ran up t...
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Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: The disease that makes fools fall in lov... ★1
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Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: Hickoredickorous dock The mouth ran up t...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: They appear to be going with behavioral ...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: You show me an anxious bloodsucker and I...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: I shall favor you with the favored fave ...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: PUNS?!?!?! Acupuncture is a jab well don...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-25: Eh, on a different thread you were raggi...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: Methinks you just got trolled.
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Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: Error detection confirmed, you are corre...
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Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: *whose!
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Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: Error: statement veracity not found.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: Site relaunch eta confirmed.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: Try counting sperm.
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Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-25: And Dave is STILL less of a dick than an...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-25: Wee Man did that once on Jackass, but th... ★1
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Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24: You are not a beautiful and unique snowf...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24: Shaddup.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24: I should think so, yes. I would rather s...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24: Soon enough. "That's not soon enough!" -...
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Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: Eh, depends on what kind of smoke.
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: That's a damn shame. Being a front row s...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: I wonder how the convention is going.
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: I approve of your avatar, you weird bast...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: Blueshirt has some serious skills. I dou...
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Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24: [ahem] I won't call you a liar. However:...
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Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24: It sure as shit ain't a face full of fec...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24: "That's what she said!" ★1
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Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: The joke is that greenshirt is mute and ... ★1
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Comment to comic 489 on 2017-07-22: You got that the wrong way around.
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Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: @Tryharderplease No, not better.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: What, "sliver"? I assumed that was a typ...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: Yeah, California totally sucks--everyone...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Just my aunt and uncle...you can keep th...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: The drought really isn't that bad out he...
Comment to comic 1946 on 2017-07-21: You need to lay off the non-organic vege...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Here's your Billboard Top 40 Dance award...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: ...of 4 characters.
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Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Congrats, you just won top prize: sandcr...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Turns out it was just a mirage. It wasn'...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: 8ÞþÞþÐ ? You fucked the cactus, didn't y...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-21: Woah woah woah. I never said anything ab...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-21: Pasta has a finite shelf life. [checks e...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-21: Too big an asshole to be a COP??? No suc...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-21: oh snap.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Finally! :)
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: It's okay, my experiments yielded all th...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: I had not thought of that...hmmm... I mu...
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Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable ... ★3
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: As far as humans are concerned, elephant...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: Since it was blue shirt talking to red s...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: Out of curiosity, where does a pro-gun, ...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: "Billions and Billions served!" ★1
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: *you're Grammar Mother Fucker!
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: That doesn't even include the 12th toe. ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Reading through comments from past comic...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Grumbles about sometime shitposter postu...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: You are a banana!
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Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: Crypto-conservatives abound in the San F...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: I'm torn between "FINALLY" and "WELL WOR...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18: "What are Newt Gingrich and the Republic...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway. ★1
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-07-18: Love is overrated. Biochemically, no dif... ★1
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-18: "Haha... 'No' ."
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: It gives me hope that I may one day cure...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: EXACTLY! Proper punctuation matters, peo...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: pfp updates take an hour or so to regist...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-18: If you strike me down, I shall become mo...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-18: He already knows Mikale Gorbachev...litt...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: His soul died the moment he recognized t...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Bean Lard Mulch, now with even more sodi... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: [raises hand] 5th generation Californian...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Then it looks like you're skrood with th...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Whatever you say, grandpa .
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: tsk tsk experience is always the best te...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: This is the most inspirational comment I...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: And THAT is precisely why it shall never... ★3
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: So is that red tictac you call a badge c...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Good you kept the one with the '?'.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: The mods must be crazy! Congratulations ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: If recent memory serves, that didn't go ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Methinks Spock was right: having is not ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: So are you going to share the funny joke...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: There's an even BETTER way to combat old... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: I nominate The Derek. Or an AI of The De...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: *too. Also, no.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: Power corrupts, absolute power even more...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: Well, some of the best comments ARE in r...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: Jesus Christ, who runs this troupe anywa... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: So does untreated syphilis. Grandma says...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Mind rot is the result of multiple facto... ★2
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: True! And conservatives hate conservatio...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: *their
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: "1 #12 combo. Anything else?" Apparently...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: "Commandments"? Uh, give them extra vita...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Crack use causes facial hair?
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: Correct. Larger pets can also be used fo...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: This tastes exactly like that Mongolian ...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: What a crack up. Reminds me of the time ...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Maybe the whole apparatus vapor-locks. C... ★1
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Yeah, the whole premise is full of crack... ★1
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: I can see how that might take a lot out ...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-07-16: satan oscillate my metallic sonatas ★2
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: The only "joi fag" here is YOU, you PIEC...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: Correct, and not even the largest ever.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: And yet it so perfectly mimics lazy, sem... ★2
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: It's the journey, dude, not the destinat... ★1
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: When the spooge hits your thigh and you'... ★2
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: *5.25" That's the proper size for a Nige... ★1
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: More JoD while C&Hsuperhero#146 recovers... ★7
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: "Clean food, please." "Then may I recomm...
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: In Russia, ass goes in D! ★1
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: Well that was never a girl's ass.
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: That would certainly lower the average, ...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: Pushes two cents back to User #74967 Nah...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-15: This comment needs more rape. Or less ra...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-15: Ah, but in most cases a 10% deviation fr...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15: Spoken like a true gorilla.
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: (‿ˠ‿) ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: *You're And don't take us too seriously,... ★2
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12: "My ANUS is bleeding!" ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: Are you trying to get charged with consp... ★1
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Google DDcCKVoXcAAq_O2.jpg and view imag...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: In that case, the second panel should sa...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: If no one ever copied anyone else, we'd ...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: "A browneye for a browneye" turns the ot...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Someone already tried to come on Rob. Ev... ★7
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: (‿:‿)
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: Always best to lead from the rear, and w...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: I'll see your "LOL U R SUK", "NICE ONE F... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: This gives me a kickass idea for a jacko...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: Eminem in 2050
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: Khajiit has acid if you have coin.
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: You'd need to consult a DDP: Doctor of D...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: If it hurled insults, it'd be a talking ...
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: Not my proudest fap, but a fetish for co... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: To quote Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo' mot... ★1
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: [squints] Not sure if incredibly stupid ...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: If ending life is your goal, take a page...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Welcome back. For too long the PSES has ...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: This persistent flaggotry changes nothin...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12: You sofa king we taught ed.
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: "Nice porn" was the tagline for the amat... ★4
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: More like half a billion , if each sperm... ★2
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Yo Dawg, we heard you like cum shots so ... ★1
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: *too Not sure which...we'll have to ask ...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-07-12: <I°_°I>
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-07-12: [insert joke about 1% milk tasting like ...
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-07-12: *"I would like some milk from the milkma...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Well, it finally happened. Cyanide and H...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12: Grammatically correct; factually incorre...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Unless you're Lil' Kim, in which case yo...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: "It's got this kind of grapey, bleachy f...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12: This reminds me of a stunt someone pulle... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-07-09: Jesus Balls, just when I thought the com...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: "Get out of my head!" "Get out of my ass...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-07-09: It's all fallout from the Spampocalypse....
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-07-09: I take it back...THIS comic sets the rec... ★1
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-07-09: I'm pretty sure this comic sets the reco...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-07-09: MockingMollusk ★2
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-07-09: "Just do you, man. And by that, I mean g...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-07-09: Finally, some good news! ★1
Comment to comic 4453 on 2017-07-09: 14 inches of foreskin. ★6
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: That's right! The mutant Pikachu is the ...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Which orifice is agape: the ass or the m...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: This little piggy was the NES This littl... ★2
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Boy's got game ! "I beat all your high s...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: ...and a hooker with an STD ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: And they used my proprietary new lube, w...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Speaking of orgies, did you hear about t... ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: My ideas have already been simulated, bu...
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-09: They already mined CAH...that's where Jo...
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-09: I'm an aborlitionist: I support freeing ...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Hey Babe, know how many animals you can ... ★2
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03: Have Atchoo! #phlegminism ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03: You know it! Banged that shit around wit...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03: And consumed by himself.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03: The BME Pain Olympics: where it's never ...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Not hardly--paid a hooker by sticking ro...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: A marginal idea got used, reused and abu... ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Correction: the rock bottom so far. ★2
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: You came to explosm expecting a funny co...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Heh, sticky change...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02: Did you know? The Flying Spaghetti Monst...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02: Still amazed no one ever made a bumperst...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02: Rag-rolling? Isn't that where you roll u...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01: If you want to keep the populace split i... ★5
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01: And that's how the guy's house ended up ... ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-07-01: Give me a break. I can't take any more!
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-07-01: Correct! I live by zombie movie rules: t...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: "I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him!...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: Roofied at the bar again, eh? When are y...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: It means Lesurous has never seen a daisy...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: Still wearing more clothes than Pinkie P...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: I totally thought the images of trypopho...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: "Sense can not be made. It's something t...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: ] Checkmate
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: [
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: No, you're thinking of the stuff that ca...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: We'll see. She doesn't have as much free... ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: "Better love story than Twilight? I thou...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the ...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: Greenshirt is sporting a 6-pack of misco...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: *possibly
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: 'taint no problem. Also, I thought bees ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-27: Tis true that having experienced tough t...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27: Wonderland's a'ight, but Comics is the s...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27: Only if you happen to be an assface.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27: Pay no attention to Dickless McFuckface....
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26: Nearly took the words right out of my mo...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: That opens up all kinds of new ways to s...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: "What's brown and hairy on the outside, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: Right about now there's a swarm of bees ...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: Wouldn't that have been "want to see me ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: I'm suddenly reminded of the aphorism th... ★1
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: Unless a person is more affected by nega...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: The Oakland hills burned down 20 years a...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Nailing her doggy style would afford the...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Better yet, a scuba rig. Just spring for...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: No less than 3 separate SP references in...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: That'll teach you to stop drinking!
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Best excuse for not using a condom, ever...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: I won't tell you to cheer up, nor will I...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Wanna buy a walnetto?
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Muff Diver. ★1
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24: Then again, if success can be achieved s... ★1
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24: If only you had ended up among them...or...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24: In that case, yeah, just coincidence. De...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Don't be triggered, null the PC.
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Provided they're using a caliber compati...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Sheeit, back in the day most cops carrie...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Except the problem of running outta ammo...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Some agencies even used esoteric rounds ...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-23: This sounds like a semantic trap, but I'... ★1
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Cops wear blue, and while I've seen hund...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21: Depends on the caliber...9mm can hold 17...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21: Might matter if you didn't undermine enf...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21: Dude whoulda just been a third wheel any... ★2
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Jealous much? ★4
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: "W...Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful." De... ★1
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21: Why not? Everyone here has a firm grasp ...
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-21: Betty White is correct that balls are te...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Puppy cock! I mean poppy cuck! er, flopp...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Dr. Evil?
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: No way, that's clearly Lex Luthor. ★2
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Speaking of which, I can't believe no on...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Woulda been funnier if blueshirt had the...
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21: BRIS! ★1
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-21: ...and attach them to your rear bumper. ... ★2
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: The punchline is that the bar is your mo...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: No shit: priests don't drink, and jews d...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: That's what she would've said...if you'd...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: It's a meta-joke. He sees that both a pr...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: YOUR life is a joke? Your LIFE is a joke...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16: Well he certainly had unrivaled staying ...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16: Why do chicks love Jesus? (spreads arms)...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: Thanks for the options honey, but just l...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: Door #3 ftw.
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11: Yeah, but old guy turned into a seagull ... ★1
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11: Technically both parties are bunches who... ★2
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11: His arms, having realized their dream of... ★4
Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-11: Looks more like typing to my eyes.
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-06-11: MUCH easier than juggling work, family, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-06-11: "ilegal" was Apple's vaporware legal adv... ★1
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-06-11: He could've offset the increase by takin...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-06-11: I see a douche holding an inky sheet of ... ★3
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-06-11: My hand is a better approximation of a w... ★2
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-06-11: Matt Melvin. Isn't. Here. Matt Melvin we... ★2
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-05-29: Oh please god yes! ★7
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-05-29: Creamed by ice... ★1
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-05-29: Humans are all pretty worthless. At leas...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-05-29: DAMNIT Gramma, now I'm all hard! Say, ho... ★3
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-05-29: Fishin for attention: you're doin it wro... ★7
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-05-29: Reminds me of the crippling pussy famine...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-05-29: The judges would have also accepted "how... ★4
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-05-28: heh, he said "hard on"
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-05-28: don't fret darling, I promise you'll get... ★2
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-05-28: Reminds me of the one about the sadist a... ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-05-28: That joke was pretty cleaver.
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-05-28: Yeah, but that's like 20 in night years.... ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-05-28: I always suspected watching family die w...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-05-28: No "i" in "team"? No "i" in "me" either-... ★4
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-05-28: ...and he put all his money in a trust s... ★2
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-05-28: In the ass. With a cactus wrapped in sti...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-05-28: You take that back right this instant! M... ★7
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-05-28: It's alive. The debatable element is who... ★4
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-05-28: And he is in turn their fault...nature o... ★3
Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-05-28: A bad joke wrapped in another bad joke? ... ★3
Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-05-28: ACK! My tinnitus!!
Comment to comic 4501 on 2017-05-28: Shoulda stuck to testing the waters...on... ★3
Comment to comic 4502 on 2017-05-28: Good girl Lassie!
Comment to comic 4495 on 2017-05-28: That moment when you finally realize tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4489 on 2017-05-28: This is the most ecologically sound C&H ...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2017-05-28: So, I'm all paid up for 3d base? Alriiii...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2017-05-28: "What do I want to be when I grow up? Yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4481 on 2017-05-28: After this I'm going straight to the ele... ★2
Comment to comic 4478 on 2017-05-28: Funny thing...after seeing how the world... ★1
Comment to comic 4477 on 2017-05-28: Th...that's the nicest thing anybody has...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2017-05-28: KILL THE COMPETITION! ★1
Comment to comic 4474 on 2017-05-28: "Well son, in your case I'll fill you wi... ★1
Comment to comic 4473 on 2017-05-28: MURICA! FUCK YEAH, or FUCK YOU. ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2017-05-28: And may your cock runneth over. ★1
Comment to comic 4469 on 2017-05-28: Yeah, if you're gonna sport backwards pa...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2017-05-28: Too late to make a joke about voting.
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-05-28: It does offer some measure of comfort to... ★1
Comment to comic 4465 on 2017-05-28: FUCK THAT! Knowing I'll die is all that ...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2017-05-28: Upcycling!
Comment to comic 4463 on 2017-05-28: BS--misery loves company...the company o... ★1
Comment to comic 4461 on 2017-05-28: So, not all bad then? Sign me up! ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2017-05-28: Can't lose what you never had...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2017-05-28: Why is the atrophy guy like 900 pounds? ...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2017-05-28: I did all the homework I was ever assign... ★1
Comment to comic 4444 on 2017-05-28: Well that blows.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2017-05-28: "I didn't ASK to be a snowflake! Why am ... ★4
Comment to comic 4441 on 2017-05-28: Don't be late, or you'll have to keep li...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2017-05-28: False--debt cannot be passed on to proge...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2017-05-28: Give a man a fire, you keep him warm for... ★8
Comment to comic 4430 on 2017-05-28: Not only that, I'm double-wrapping becau... ★2
Comment to comic 4431 on 2017-05-28: Jokes on you, twatwaffle: I got AIDS! ★3
Comment to comic 4427 on 2017-05-28: I have never wanted a swastika birthmark... ★4
Comment to comic 4426 on 2017-05-28: as is politics...and religion...and inte... ★1
Comment to comic 4421 on 2017-05-28: Nice guys finish last because LADIES are... ★5
Comment to comic 4417 on 2017-05-28: The other bad news is if you could survi...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2017-05-28: Oh come on, he'da just whipped out his p... ★9
Comment to comic 4412 on 2017-05-28: The real monster is emotional incompatib... ★4
Comment to comic 4410 on 2017-05-28: She looks fine to me. Then again, nothin...
Comment to comic 4407 on 2017-05-28: As Monty Python once opined, "murder is ... ★4
Comment to comic 4406 on 2017-05-28: The punchline here being that machines w...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2017-05-28: The logic in this comic sheds light on t... ★2
Comment to comic 4402 on 2017-05-28: Yeah, and you know what they say about w... ★6
Comment to comic 4397 on 2017-05-28: Yeah! Why can't they have their midget s... ★1
Comment to comic 4395 on 2017-05-28: Next time, date a woman who gives a squi... ★5
Comment to comic 4389 on 2017-05-28: Feel free to blow this interview...ee. "...
Comment to comic 4379 on 2017-05-28: You can't end the joke there--I need to ... ★2
Comment to comic 4369 on 2017-05-28: And here I expected he was referring to ...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2017-05-28: Speaking of lead...anyone else ever noti... ★3
Comment to comic 4366 on 2017-05-28: And on that fateful day, you can finally...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2017-05-28: ...said no one...ever.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2017-05-28: SNL beat them to the punch...line.
Comment to comic 4337 on 2017-05-28: Ah life: surviving to witness your creat... ★6
Comment to comic 4326 on 2017-05-28: Hit 'im once for me, too.
Comment to comic 4277 on 2017-05-28: Erm, sadness is a byproduct of intellige... ★2
Comment to comic 4270 on 2017-05-28: Well that's fine, but what do you do for... ★2
Comment to comic 4238 on 2017-05-28: UNICORN POWER!! ★1
Comment to comic 4234 on 2017-05-28: I see this comment thread was another vi... ★1
Comment to comic 4211 on 2017-05-28: Funny, according to the late George Carl... ★9