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juanelric

1381 comments (2017-07-17 – 2018-06-08) to 1217 comics
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Comment to comic 4662 on 2018-06-08

I'm trying but being unable to start a c...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2018-06-05

Impressive impressions

Comment to comic 4658 on 2018-06-05

I couldn't think of a good comment for t... ★2

Comment to comic 4657 on 2018-06-05

Also, this is kinda like an alternative ...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2018-06-05

That'll leave an impression.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2018-06-05

This comic left an impression on me.

Comment to comic 4655 on 2018-06-05

What a coincidence it is that he has thr... ★3

Comment to comic 4654 on 2018-06-05

Impressive It begins

Comment to comic 4653 on 2018-06-05

Harry is all set up ★2

Comment to comic 4652 on 2018-06-05

So he was saved? lol

Comment to comic 4650 on 2018-06-05

What.

Comment to comic 4651 on 2018-06-05

That is great, lol

Comment to comic 4649 on 2018-06-05

I don't know too much about Jews, so the...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2018-06-05

So he needs (more) balls?

Comment to comic 4647 on 2018-06-04

Your crotch looks like applesauce.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2018-06-04

So that's why.

Comment to comic 4645 on 2018-06-04

In my humble opinion, the third is the b... ★4

Comment to comic 4644 on 2018-06-04

So that means they'll never shoot. Ever....

Comment to comic 4643 on 2018-06-04

Not gonna say that hurts more than child...

Comment to comic 4642 on 2018-06-04

That grin.

Comment to comic 4641 on 2018-06-04

It's funny though lol

Comment to comic 4641 on 2018-06-04

Still looks weird.

Comment to comic 4640 on 2018-06-04

I'm kinda assuming he's not actually sch...

Comment to comic 4638 on 2018-06-04

Evil milk.

Comment to comic 4637 on 2018-06-04

That's creepy.

Comment to comic 4636 on 2018-06-04

The milk is so bad it can float. ★2

Comment to comic 4631 on 2018-06-02

Did the baby die or was there literally ...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2018-06-02

So it looks like she's pregnant.

Comment to comic 4625 on 2018-06-02

Is it comfortable, though?

Comment to comic 4624 on 2018-06-02

Would be funny if he was pinned as soon ...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2018-06-02

Wrong order?

Comment to comic 4617 on 2018-06-02

He wasn't lying, then.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2018-06-02

The plot twist is the best dance ever.

Comment to comic 4613 on 2018-06-02

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Comment to comic 4607 on 2018-06-02

I see even Death has these moments.

Comment to comic 4606 on 2018-06-02

That was nice of him.

Comment to comic 4605 on 2018-06-02

How does that even work?

Comment to comic 4604 on 2018-06-02

Gallow tie, the best type of necktie.

Comment to comic 4603 on 2018-06-02

This pun really pisses me off.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2018-06-02

The YouTube way doesn't work either.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2018-06-02

-Hi-

Comment to comic 4602 on 2018-06-02

Or if it does, I don't know how to do it...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2018-06-02

The text until the question mark should ...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2018-06-02

But did he close the window too? I reali...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2018-06-02

There, fixed it. After causing it. lol

Comment to comic 1747 on 2018-06-02

I hope it at least looks good.

Comment to comic 460 on 2018-06-02

Poor cat owner.

Comment to comic 4599 on 2018-06-02

What is this, Doctor Week?

Comment to comic 4585 on 2018-06-02

And he still got a D+ for that?

Comment to comic 4585 on 2018-06-02

And he still got a D+ for that?

Comment to comic 4585 on 2018-05-30

And he still got a D+ for that?

Comment to comic 4581 on 2018-05-30

The one genie week comic where the genie...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2018-05-30

Poor genie.

Comment to comic 4583 on 2018-05-30

Seems right to me

Comment to comic 4580 on 2018-05-30

Why did the genie end up in the guy's ey...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2018-05-30

That wasn't a good wish, was it?

Comment to comic 4579 on 2018-05-30

He could probably get way more than 50 f...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2018-05-30

Poor cat.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2018-05-30

A child-related C&H comic with a happy e... ★2

Comment to comic 4575 on 2018-05-30

Mace? I thought that was pepper spray.

Comment to comic 4573 on 2018-05-30

Poor guy

Comment to comic 4572 on 2018-05-30

This is great.

Comment to comic 4571 on 2018-05-30

Tealshirt is an asshole.

Comment to comic 4569 on 2018-05-30

Snekalanche Or is it Tsusneknami?

Comment to comic 4568 on 2018-05-30

10/10 pickup line ★1

Comment to comic 4567 on 2018-05-30

Totally guilty.

Comment to comic 4565 on 2018-05-30

At least he didn't spoil you about the m...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2018-05-30

Sometimes I want to make a funny comment...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2018-05-30

Isn't this a bit late?

Comment to comic 4563 on 2018-05-30

The watermelon a splode.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2018-05-30

They transformed into fruit! :O And the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4561 on 2018-05-30

Damn you homicidal pineapple

Comment to comic 4560 on 2018-05-30

And what does it think of its morality?

Comment to comic 4559 on 2018-05-30

I'd make a joke but I don't know what to...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2018-05-30

I'd make a joke but I don't know what to...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2018-05-30

I'd make a joke but I don't know what to...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2018-05-30

Found it: https://idioms.thefreedictiona... ★1

Comment to comic 4558 on 2018-05-30

Oh, that kind of real number. Also, I do...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2018-05-30

Another favorite.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2018-05-30

Is there music in this party, though?

Comment to comic 4289 on 2018-05-30

Oh you, Greasy Gary.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2018-05-30

Tina the Sex doll? That was the first na...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2018-05-30

Well, that's a way to see it.

Comment to comic 4538 on 2018-05-30

Not in that sense

Comment to comic 4535 on 2018-05-30

Just do it. ★1

Comment to comic 4534 on 2018-05-30

The same girl from the wingman comic.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2018-05-30

So they're both zeroes?

Comment to comic 4530 on 2018-05-30

After all this time I still don't get th...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2018-05-30

Hi there, Jim ★3

Comment to comic 4526 on 2018-05-30

That chin looks like a mouth ★3

Comment to comic 3074 on 2018-05-30

First

Comment to comic 4524 on 2018-05-30

Also, narwhals have a single horn, not a...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2018-05-30

Too soon? Or too late.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2018-05-30

I'll be one of the obvious guys for a ch...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2018-05-30

Same.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2018-05-30

This family again.

Comment to comic 4516 on 2018-05-30

At least use the other hand.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2018-05-30

Oh wow

Comment to comic 4512 on 2018-05-30

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am ser...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2018-05-30

So all C&H characters wear undersized gl...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2018-05-30

Okay then.

Comment to comic 4509 on 2018-05-30

Given horses are already timid by nature...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2018-05-30

The faces in the last two panels are gre...

Comment to comic 4507 on 2018-05-30

I don't think what is debatable is wheth...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2018-05-30

This "series" is great. xD

Comment to comic 4503 on 2018-05-30

I can't hear A N Y T H I N G

Comment to comic 4502 on 2018-05-30

Gotta zorp 'em all

Comment to comic 4499 on 2018-05-30

So that's why

Comment to comic 4498 on 2018-05-30

I didn't remember that one.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2018-05-30

How do they plan on getting a dog like t...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2018-05-30

The way his legs are crossed makes it lo...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2018-05-30

Better why?

Comment to comic 4486 on 2018-05-30

Yeah, that's certainly all the way in.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2018-05-30

Does the son want the dad to come back f...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2018-05-30

Didn't Abraham die long before Jesus was...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2018-05-30

Poor guy.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2018-05-30

This is too low even for Cyanide & Happi... ★1

Comment to comic 4463 on 2018-05-30

This is truly depressing.

Comment to comic 4461 on 2018-05-30

Oh wow

Comment to comic 4460 on 2018-05-30

Fuck it, then

Comment to comic 4457 on 2018-05-30

Poor little friend :c

Comment to comic 4455 on 2018-05-30

If it was a regular friendship bracelet,...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2018-05-30

Poor guy, but that seems to be how every... ★1

Comment to comic 4451 on 2018-05-30

Certainly creepy.

Comment to comic 4449 on 2018-05-30

Orange juice?

Comment to comic 4448 on 2018-05-30

What a long password.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2018-05-30

The bad touch of death.

Comment to comic 4445 on 2018-05-30

These rich dudes are assholes.

Comment to comic 4443 on 2018-05-30

Not that she isn't ugly, but I feel bad ...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2018-05-30

Full-blown

Comment to comic 4441 on 2018-05-30

Are you sure the guy is still in the car...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2018-05-30

Wait, what?

Comment to comic 4440 on 2018-05-30

Reading the comments I learned that debt...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2018-05-30

This is great. lol

Comment to comic 4438 on 2018-05-30

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★3

Comment to comic 4436 on 2018-05-30

Real smooth, dude.

Comment to comic 4429 on 2018-05-30

Too smooth for his own good.

Comment to comic 4427 on 2018-05-30

There are a lot of countries were the sw...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2018-05-30

So I guess you can call it a... Spenis? ★1

Comment to comic 4416 on 2018-05-30

Greenshirt's face in the last panel.

Comment to comic 4414 on 2018-05-30

That bandit will never be caught, then?

Comment to comic 4407 on 2018-05-29

That's not really suicide, though, is it...

Comment to comic 4404 on 2018-05-29

What is the name of the newspaper, Daily...

Comment to comic 4402 on 2018-05-29

He ain't got no feet or dick.

Comment to comic 4399 on 2018-05-29

Poor bear.

Comment to comic 4394 on 2018-05-29

No? This comic was posted on August 24 a...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2018-05-29

He was not ready. Oh wait, I don't have ...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2018-05-29

Oh, so Chapstick is a lip balm brand. Go...

Comment to comic 4390 on 2018-05-29

Poor tall Justin, he just wanted to be h...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2018-05-29

Is Glenn's surname Johnson? ★4

Comment to comic 4384 on 2018-05-29

That's kind of sad instead of funny. ★1

Comment to comic 4383 on 2018-05-29

Never F a kid in the A.

Comment to comic 4382 on 2018-05-29

Not sure if sad or disgusting. Probably ...

Comment to comic 4380 on 2018-05-29

What is this, Troll Jesus week?

Comment to comic 4374 on 2018-05-29

Yes, that fixes everything .

Comment to comic 4373 on 2018-05-29

What. WHAT?!

Comment to comic 4372 on 2018-05-29

So an updog is a flying dog?

Comment to comic 4371 on 2018-05-29

Never skip leg day. ★1

Comment to comic 4370 on 2018-05-29

Asshole son. xD

Comment to comic 4369 on 2018-05-29

That fixes his problem, but it also mean...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2018-05-28

The cross is the best trick ever.

Comment to comic 4365 on 2018-05-28

Why are they even called bullet points?

Comment to comic 4366 on 2018-05-28

Them matching avatars.

Comment to comic 4366 on 2018-05-28

No joke, that tree is disturbing.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2018-05-27

The sarcasm is real. ★2

Comment to comic 4362 on 2018-05-27

Yeah, I guess that's good advice. I hone... ★3

Comment to comic 4343 on 2018-05-27

The person with the glasses is being zoo... ★3

Comment to comic 4343 on 2018-05-27

I finally understand this comic.

Comment to comic 4317 on 2018-05-27

Maybe it's Spoiled Hero.

Comment to comic 4295 on 2018-05-27

I just looked up, there is! :O http://i....

Comment to comic 4295 on 2018-05-27

There is? For real?!

Comment to comic 4294 on 2018-05-27

No, not 3 pm! D:

Comment to comic 4353 on 2018-04-10

What?

Comment to comic 4352 on 2018-04-10

That face

Comment to comic 4351 on 2018-04-10

That face

Comment to comic 4351 on 2018-04-10

Oh well

Comment to comic 4350 on 2018-04-10

Good one, Dave. Good one.

Comment to comic 4348 on 2018-04-10

Fun and games? What kind of fun and game...

Comment to comic 4347 on 2018-04-10

I thought it was the Weegee board.

Comment to comic 4345 on 2018-04-10

Ok then lol

Comment to comic 4344 on 2018-04-10

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 4343 on 2018-04-10

Whut's happenin'?

Comment to comic 4341 on 2018-04-10

You're sitting on the wrong place.

Comment to comic 4336 on 2018-04-10

Daltonic doctor

Comment to comic 4334 on 2018-04-10

Ok then

Comment to comic 4333 on 2018-04-10

Wrong type of roll? And are crocodile ro...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2018-04-10

Damn it Greenshirt.

Comment to comic 4330 on 2018-04-10

I'm allergic to allergic reactions. Joki...

Comment to comic 4329 on 2018-04-10

Plot twist

Comment to comic 4328 on 2018-04-10

This is great xD

Comment to comic 4327 on 2018-04-10

This was great. ★1

Comment to comic 4326 on 2018-04-10

Damn it, Rob. I kinda got the twist from...

Comment to comic 4324 on 2018-04-10

What about his legs?

Comment to comic 4323 on 2018-04-10

Perv doctor.

Comment to comic 4322 on 2018-04-10

That joke killed me.

Comment to comic 4321 on 2018-04-10

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 4320 on 2018-04-10

Asshole doctor. ★1

Comment to comic 4318 on 2018-04-10

A little what? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comment to comic 4317 on 2018-04-10

I was reading that book! >:(

Comment to comic 4316 on 2018-04-10

It's all weird.

Comment to comic 4315 on 2018-04-10

Don't fucking poison her.

Comment to comic 4314 on 2018-04-10

Looks the same to me. ★1

Comment to comic 4312 on 2018-04-10

Breakdancing granny

Comment to comic 4310 on 2018-04-10

Reminds me of when I use paint or Photos...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2018-04-10

Pop-up dick

Comment to comic 4308 on 2018-04-10

He's eating from the wrong mouth.

Comment to comic 4307 on 2018-04-10

What an ugly vest.

Comment to comic 4306 on 2018-04-10

I took some time to realize he was injec...

Comment to comic 4305 on 2018-04-10

I don't think any of the alternatives wo...

Comment to comic 4302 on 2018-04-10

Literally.

Comment to comic 4300 on 2018-04-10

Ok then.

Comment to comic 4299 on 2018-04-10

I need both shirts ★2

Comment to comic 4296 on 2018-04-10

Oh wow

Comment to comic 4293 on 2018-04-10

But then he won't be a good cartoonist

Comment to comic 4291 on 2018-04-10

The moon?

Comment to comic 4285 on 2018-04-10

So it's a idiom? I never heard of it bef... ★2

Comment to comic 4279 on 2018-04-10

This was great lol

Comment to comic 4278 on 2018-04-10

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 4277 on 2018-04-10

How does that work?

Comment to comic 4275 on 2018-04-10

Agreed. It looks weird.

Comment to comic 4274 on 2018-04-10

That plot twist was great. lol

Comment to comic 4273 on 2018-02-17

The parents are dicks, but tarantulas ar...

Comment to comic 4271 on 2018-02-17

Wills don't work that way?

Comment to comic 4270 on 2018-02-17

I love how he just looks impressed. ★1

Comment to comic 4266 on 2018-02-17

Classic Politicians /generic sitcom them...

Comment to comic 4262 on 2018-02-17

She's better at ascii than him.

Comment to comic 4258 on 2018-02-17

I know this is C&H, but shouldn't that h...

Comment to comic 4251 on 2018-02-17

Just another type of nerd. ★1

Comment to comic 4184 on 2018-02-17

That explains it.

Comment to comic 4240 on 2018-01-16

This was interesting.

Comment to comic 4238 on 2018-01-15

What is Fuschia, is it a new color? Is i... ★2

Comment to comic 4237 on 2018-01-15

Is Guestravaganza the new Depressing Com... ★3

Comment to comic 4236 on 2018-01-15

This is really depressing.

Comment to comic 4236 on 2018-01-15

What a dickhead son. ★1

Comment to comic 4235 on 2018-01-15

Those clouds look great. :O

Comment to comic 4234 on 2018-01-15

Can I have some of that popcorn too?

Comment to comic 4233 on 2018-01-15

Is it Depressing Comic Week yet?

Comment to comic 4232 on 2018-01-15

I... Uh... What? How does that work?!

Comment to comic 4231 on 2018-01-15

Why is it that so many mustachio dads in... ★1

Comment to comic 4228 on 2018-01-15

Fucking loopholes.

Comment to comic 4227 on 2018-01-15

Okay then.

Comment to comic 4226 on 2018-01-15

So this is how vines are made? Or were.

Comment to comic 4225 on 2018-01-15

Wait, that's not how it works? How does ...

Comment to comic 4224 on 2018-01-15

What is a medication?

Comment to comic 4223 on 2018-01-15

"...a man is dead..." http://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 4220 on 2018-01-15

That dog has appeared before twice.

Comment to comic 4218 on 2018-01-15

Maybe add a little bit of sugar?

Comment to comic 4217 on 2018-01-15

I've seen this comic before, but now tha...

Comment to comic 4216 on 2018-01-15

That kid must be more mature than Orange... ★1

Comment to comic 4215 on 2018-01-15

Why is there a blue-haired girl? lol

Comment to comic 4213 on 2018-01-15

Oh well.

Comment to comic 4212 on 2018-01-15

Plot twist: the son's name is actually "...

Comment to comic 4210 on 2018-01-15

Those are great. :O

Comment to comic 4209 on 2018-01-15

Such a nice cat. ★1

Comment to comic 4208 on 2018-01-15

Robobert is such a nerd

Comment to comic 4206 on 2018-01-15

Is that a fetish? Oh yeah, everything is...

Comment to comic 4205 on 2018-01-15

Seems right to me. ★1

Comment to comic 2330 on 2018-01-15

Hitler Origins

Comment to comic 490 on 2018-01-15

Then why did he do it?

Comment to comic 498 on 2018-01-15

I really don't get why these answers are... ★1

Comment to comic 4204 on 2018-01-15

Nobody will ever notice him.

Comment to comic 4203 on 2018-01-15

Wait, the echo is named after a figure o...

Comment to comic 4201 on 2018-01-15

Yeah, God's certainly sexist. ★1

Comment to comic 4199 on 2018-01-15

I'm Batman!

Comment to comic 4198 on 2018-01-15

I'm one of the people who expected an er... ★2

Comment to comic 4197 on 2018-01-15

Why are you looking at me?

Comment to comic 4196 on 2018-01-15

Science motherfucker? ★1

Comment to comic 4195 on 2018-01-15

And you're a dirty, shitty husband.

Comment to comic 4194 on 2018-01-15

I'm trying to do the same, except like t...

Comment to comic 4194 on 2018-01-15

Puns. I luv 'em.

Comment to comic 779 on 2018-01-15

So Blueshirt got kicked?

Comment to comic 4192 on 2018-01-15

Don't you mean "git gud"?

Comment to comic 4191 on 2018-01-15

"I'm the hot mom!"

Comment to comic 4190 on 2018-01-15

But is this how dyslexia would actually ...

Comment to comic 4177 on 2018-01-15

That's great.

Comment to comic 4176 on 2018-01-15

Goddamnit Johnson. ★3

Comment to comic 4172 on 2018-01-15

That dad is an asshole.

Comment to comic 4166 on 2018-01-15

This is the craziest C&H series ever, an...

Comment to comic 4164 on 2018-01-15

What is he, a broken record?

Comment to comic 4162 on 2018-01-15

Is that an X-Station? DOUBLE-X! DOUBLE-X...

Comment to comic 4160 on 2018-01-15

*housewife

Comment to comic 4160 on 2018-01-15

I found the bored housewive.

Comment to comic 4159 on 2018-01-15

Why do Kris and Rob seem to be enjoying ... ★2

Comment to comic 1504 on 2018-01-15

Which one is which? I honestly can't tel...

Comment to comic 4155 on 2018-01-15

Aren't they the boring guy and boring gi...

Comment to comic 4154 on 2018-01-15

He is made of house and the house is mad... ★3

Comment to comic 4151 on 2018-01-15

The previous comic was 4153, this one is... ★1

Comment to comic 4153 on 2018-01-15

I took some time to get it, at first I t...

Comment to comic 4148 on 2018-01-15

That's not what he meant. At least i thi...

Comment to comic 4147 on 2018-01-15

In which sense does Santa plan to end th...

Comment to comic 4145 on 2018-01-15

Eyebrow nipples ★1

Comment to comic 4135 on 2018-01-15

Even after reading other people's commen...

Comment to comic 4308 on 2018-01-15

That's not the right way to eat.

Comment to comic 4136 on 2018-01-15

Well, you shouldn't have done that.

Comment to comic 4134 on 2018-01-15

What about Dr. Hammy?

Comment to comic 4126 on 2018-01-15

I can't see the cloud, so i can't agree ... ★1

Comment to comic 4124 on 2018-01-15

You can never expect anything from C&H. ★2

Comment to comic 4119 on 2018-01-15

We're all boring around here.

Comment to comic 4118 on 2018-01-15

Breaking the fourth wall!

Comment to comic 4116 on 2018-01-15

Looks like he didn't want to have his fu...

Comment to comic 4114 on 2018-01-15

Similar pillows have appeared before

Comment to comic 4113 on 2018-01-15

That's not very nice of the cartoon

Comment to comic 4112 on 2018-01-15

Yay!

Comment to comic 4111 on 2018-01-15

I think that's the wrong type of figure....

Comment to comic 4110 on 2018-01-15

Subtlety & Happiness. ★1

Comment to comic 4109 on 2018-01-15

In the future, all grandmas are from ano...

Comment to comic 4107 on 2018-01-15

Is that the dog whose bark hurts more th...

Comment to comic 4106 on 2018-01-15

Wait, that pickup line worked the way it...

Comment to comic 4094 on 2018-01-14

Nice costume though :o

Comment to comic 4093 on 2018-01-14

From the creators of Cool Mom, Bad Timin... ★1

Comment to comic 4092 on 2018-01-14

I didn't know C&H's merchandise included...

Comment to comic 4090 on 2018-01-14

I had to look up what is ASMR. I found o...

Comment to comic 4090 on 2018-01-14

Me too. Turns out I already knew what th...

Comment to comic 4089 on 2018-01-14

I love me some puns. Not actual real-lif... ★1

Comment to comic 4088 on 2018-01-14

Language jokes are great.

Comment to comic 2329 on 2018-01-14

Goddamn kid.

Comment to comic 2328 on 2018-01-14

I identify as an attack helicopter.

Comment to comic 4085 on 2018-01-14

But why would anyone pull you over in th...

Comment to comic 4085 on 2018-01-14

First!

Comment to comic 4084 on 2018-01-14

Wait, this zoo isn't made of cocaine!

Comment to comic 4084 on 2018-01-14

True.

Comment to comic 4081 on 2018-01-14

That's the scariest thing ever.

Comment to comic 4082 on 2018-01-14

So this comic was written in the afterli...

Comment to comic 4079 on 2018-01-14

Meanwhile in a parallel universe Or is i...

Comment to comic 4078 on 2018-01-14

But is the fortune teller the mother?

Comment to comic 4077 on 2018-01-14

"Now I have to tag you too."

Comment to comic 4076 on 2018-01-14

I honestly took some time to get the pun...

Comment to comic 4073 on 2018-01-14

C&H can be quite educative sometimes.

Comment to comic 4072 on 2018-01-14

I really hope nothing weird happened in ...

Comment to comic 4071 on 2018-01-14

A dead is man. Also, Blueshirt will prob...

Comment to comic 4070 on 2018-01-14

I was trying to make sure he was saying ...

Comment to comic 4066 on 2018-01-14

I thought Kris was a bald little guy wit... ★1

Comment to comic 4068 on 2018-01-14

What a prick.

Comment to comic 4067 on 2018-01-14

Reminds me of the "All of it!" dad.

Comment to comic 4065 on 2018-01-14

She can have two husbands.

Comment to comic 4064 on 2018-01-14

I don't see the similarity (I'm joking, ...

Comment to comic 4063 on 2018-01-14

That was fake advertising, then?

Comment to comic 4062 on 2018-01-14

Oh, that's fun.

Comment to comic 4061 on 2018-01-14

Do people actually do this kamikazing?

Comment to comic 969 on 2018-01-14

Yeah, doesn't look like a miracle.

Comment to comic 4059 on 2018-01-14

Those are some nice teeth.

Comment to comic 4058 on 2018-01-14

Them's pardner words, pardner.

Comment to comic 4056 on 2018-01-14

Oh. That explains it.

Comment to comic 4054 on 2018-01-14

So he climbs anything he sees?

Comment to comic 4052 on 2018-01-14

That's a weird website

Comment to comic 4051 on 2018-01-14

That's what C&H does the most.

Comment to comic 4051 on 2018-01-14

That's actually really cool. :O ★1

Comment to comic 4050 on 2018-01-14

The most wanted child in the world. ★1

Comment to comic 4049 on 2018-01-14

That doesn't sound too nice.

Comment to comic 4048 on 2018-01-14

Slavery?

Comment to comic 4047 on 2018-01-14

I'm one of them.

Comment to comic 4047 on 2018-01-14

I had to look up both "jet fuel can't me...

Comment to comic 4046 on 2018-01-14

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 4045 on 2018-01-14

But he's Jesus Christ, not Jesus Jew.

Comment to comic 4043 on 2018-01-14

The fat part is just Kris' art style. ★1

Comment to comic 4043 on 2018-01-14

How would he know the flavor of his mom?... ★5

Comment to comic 4042 on 2018-01-14

I think the stalker might be Rob. I mean...

Comment to comic 4042 on 2018-01-14

Does it still look like Applesauce?

Comment to comic 4040 on 2018-01-14

Wow, I didn't recognize any of them (exc...

Comment to comic 4040 on 2018-01-14

I think it's 4. He looks the most surrea...

Comment to comic 4039 on 2018-01-14

I never heard of that outside of C&H tbh...

Comment to comic 4038 on 2018-01-14

A fetish is anything you want to stick y...

Comment to comic 4036 on 2018-01-14

Skeletor is a great girl's name. ★1

Comment to comic 4652 on 2018-01-14

Why is the thumb for this only the word ...

Comment to comic 4033 on 2018-01-14

This is great

Comment to comic 4031 on 2018-01-14

Oh wow

Comment to comic 4030 on 2018-01-14

Robot dad.

Comment to comic 4029 on 2018-01-14

Why did they take so long to call, then?...

Comment to comic 4028 on 2018-01-14

Oh well, I won't delete my comment.

Comment to comic 4028 on 2018-01-14

Someone made the same joke before I coul...

Comment to comic 4028 on 2018-01-14

I made more or less the same joke before...

Comment to comic 4028 on 2018-01-14

But Will Smith is a black Smith. D: ★10

Comment to comic 4027 on 2018-01-14

But...! D: ★1

Comment to comic 4026 on 2018-01-14

Fuck the shut up!

Comment to comic 4025 on 2018-01-14

I do believe Yellow is right.

Comment to comic 4023 on 2018-01-14

Debbie is a downer, then?

Comment to comic 4022 on 2018-01-14

I didn't remember that.

Comment to comic 4022 on 2018-01-14

Abe knows what's up.

Comment to comic 4021 on 2018-01-14

I hadn't noticed the "part 4" in the pos...

Comment to comic 4020 on 2018-01-14

Ew. Vertical videos. And outdoors fun.

Comment to comic 598 on 2018-01-14

Plot twist: he did die but became a ghos...

Comment to comic 4019 on 2018-01-14

How can someone be sober for only 90 day...

Comment to comic 4018 on 2018-01-14

Another Depressing Comic Week so early?

Comment to comic 1423 on 2018-01-14

Conga! ★1

Comment to comic 4010 on 2018-01-14

I'm always happy at gunpoint.

Comment to comic 4009 on 2018-01-14

Famous Person is my favorite actor. ★2

Comment to comic 4008 on 2018-01-14

I had read "scare" as "screw". Otherwise...

Comment to comic 4007 on 2018-01-14

*literally

Comment to comic 4007 on 2018-01-14

Then don't make impressions of people yo...

Comment to comic 4006 on 2018-01-14

Officer Dickhead

Comment to comic 4004 on 2018-01-14

Verily progressive.

Comment to comic 4003 on 2018-01-14

Is Depressing Comic Week still going on?...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-01-14

Rob's characters look like dicks anyway....

Comment to comic 4001 on 2018-01-14

Does this kind of thing actually happen?...

Comment to comic 3999 on 2018-01-14

I... Don't get it? Did he want to tattoo...

Comment to comic 3995 on 2018-01-14

That NM was an accident.

Comment to comic 3995 on 2018-01-14

It has begun. NM

Comment to comic 3994 on 2018-01-14

Buttboon

Comment to comic 564 on 2018-01-14

Fucking bullcrap ★1

Comment to comic 3993 on 2018-01-14

Well played.

Comment to comic 3992 on 2018-01-14

But he wasn't able to identify the shoot...

Comment to comic 3990 on 2018-01-14

Revenge is a sweet dish served cold. Ice...

Comment to comic 3989 on 2018-01-14

Hadn't they decided Pluto is a planet af...

Comment to comic 3988 on 2018-01-14

Inside Jobs was adopted by Elvis' twin b...

Comment to comic 3987 on 2018-01-14

Why was this posted by Kris? Aren't gues...

Comment to comic 3982 on 2018-01-14

Yup. This is exactly how it should go.

Comment to comic 1599 on 2018-01-14

WHY.

Comment to comic 3985 on 2018-01-14

Why does he wear sunglasses and carry a ... ★1

Comment to comic 3983 on 2018-01-14

That's a good joke.

Comment to comic 3981 on 2018-01-14

Shitty Grandpa

Comment to comic 4774 on 2018-01-14

Goddamnit Adam

Comment to comic 3978 on 2018-01-14

Sounds like a plan to me

Comment to comic 3977 on 2018-01-14

At least it's a good love story. ★1

Comment to comic 2467 on 2018-01-14

Her boobs are gone forever, then?

Comment to comic 968 on 2018-01-14

Is that a pun?

Comment to comic 968 on 2018-01-14

Magic

Comment to comic 3976 on 2018-01-14

Foiled by himself

Comment to comic 3974 on 2018-01-14

Was the wait worth it?

Comment to comic 3973 on 2018-01-14

That's still not how it works.

Comment to comic 3971 on 2018-01-14

So is that a real ultrassound?

Comment to comic 3970 on 2018-01-14

Yellowshirt has a point

Comment to comic 3969 on 2018-01-14

Me as a dad. ★2

Comment to comic 3967 on 2018-01-14

This is cute

Comment to comic 3966 on 2018-01-14

Seems legit

Comment to comic 3965 on 2018-01-14

Okay, you can. ★1

Comment to comic 3964 on 2018-01-14

Love is toxic

Comment to comic 3963 on 2018-01-14

Never skip leg day.

Comment to comic 3956 on 2018-01-14

That could be his belly button for all w...

Comment to comic 3961 on 2018-01-14

Okay then

Comment to comic 3960 on 2018-01-14

Apparently it isn't: https://www.quora.c...

Comment to comic 3960 on 2018-01-14

Oh, fucking dumb. I'm stupid.

Comment to comic 3960 on 2018-01-14

Fumb = fun + dumb? Fucked up + dumb? ★1

Comment to comic 3955 on 2018-01-14

Lassie!

Comment to comic 3959 on 2018-01-14

Then why was the dent already there? ★2

Comment to comic 2725 on 2018-01-14

That filename.

Comment to comic 3957 on 2018-01-14

How many instant stuff are there in the ...

Comment to comic 3954 on 2018-01-14

Stop Social Justice Warios.

Comment to comic 3953 on 2018-01-14

"My tires need fixed"? Shouldn't it be "...

Comment to comic 3952 on 2018-01-14

I think it's just blood.

Comment to comic 3952 on 2018-01-14

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 3951 on 2018-01-14

True

Comment to comic 3951 on 2018-01-14

Okay then.

Comment to comic 3950 on 2018-01-14

That's a lot of accents for one phrase. ...

Comment to comic 3949 on 2018-01-14

Plot twist?

Comment to comic 3705 on 2018-01-14

I just looked it up and Trelaf is Rob's,...

Comment to comic 3947 on 2018-01-14

Crazy Grandpa

Comment to comic 3946 on 2018-01-14

And then Man-Spider lived a life of work... ★1

Comment to comic 3946 on 2018-01-14

Plot twist

Comment to comic 3945 on 2018-01-14

Those faces in the last panel are stuff ...

Comment to comic 3943 on 2018-01-14

Is that a PSES Copycat?

Comment to comic 3943 on 2018-01-14

Look out! It's the Mauve-Shirted Cherk S...

Comment to comic 3942 on 2018-01-14

I don't get it.

Comment to comic 3941 on 2018-01-14

Why though?

Comment to comic 3940 on 2018-01-14

Goddamnit Doctor

Comment to comic 3939 on 2018-01-14

This was great.

Comment to comic 3938 on 2018-01-14

I ended up looking it up and yeah, they'...

Comment to comic 3938 on 2018-01-14

Is that an actual band? (Too lazy to loo...

Comment to comic 3937 on 2018-01-14

"Do you like nice boys?"

Comment to comic 3936 on 2018-01-14

And I didn't have to see it.

Comment to comic 3936 on 2018-01-14

That's indeed a bad ass.

Comment to comic 3935 on 2018-01-14

Google Doc is worst doctor?

Comment to comic 3931 on 2018-01-14

Plot twist

Comment to comic 3930 on 2018-01-14

But does anyone even have time to feel t...

Comment to comic 3929 on 2018-01-14

Drillbit Taylor.

Comment to comic 3926 on 2018-01-14

That's fucked up.

Comment to comic 3925 on 2018-01-14

Fuuuuuuck yoooouuuuu! Sorry, I'm "fuck y...

Comment to comic 3918 on 2018-01-14

I think I might be Ian.

Comment to comic 3917 on 2018-01-14

What if the other stuff his dad ordered ...

Comment to comic 3914 on 2018-01-14

Always ruining everything, that Jesus.

Comment to comic 3912 on 2018-01-14

Not Pizza Time. :'(

Comment to comic 3909 on 2018-01-14

That spider will probably be a better mo...

Comment to comic 3908 on 2018-01-14

You should see a doctor. ★7

Comment to comic 3905 on 2018-01-14

That's incredible.

Comment to comic 3903 on 2018-01-14

File format jokes! Also callbacks.

Comment to comic 3881 on 2018-01-14

And what if the kid wants to stay in the...

Comment to comic 3877 on 2018-01-14

What about a Weegee board? ★2

Comment to comic 3876 on 2018-01-14

That was unexpected.

Comment to comic 3874 on 2018-01-14

That's a pretty violent dog, then.

Comment to comic 3870 on 2018-01-14

All of it man?

Comment to comic 3869 on 2018-01-14

I don't get it.

Comment to comic 3865 on 2018-01-14

This was back in 2015. Now it's 2018 and... ★3

Comment to comic 3859 on 2018-01-14

You can sell that as modern (or whatever...

Comment to comic 3857 on 2018-01-14

A winner is you!

Comment to comic 3853 on 2018-01-14

What the hell is wrong with the C&H guys... ★1

Comment to comic 3853 on 2018-01-14

Not worth it.

Comment to comic 3844 on 2018-01-14

That face in the last panel is freaky.

Comment to comic 3843 on 2018-01-14

Not with that tone. ★1

Comment to comic 3838 on 2018-01-14

Goddamnit Cupid.

Comment to comic 3832 on 2018-01-14

It made me happy too. But how does he kn...

Comment to comic 3830 on 2018-01-14

Is that the famous erection face?

Comment to comic 3828 on 2018-01-14

So it was faked after all. ★2

Comment to comic 3650 on 2018-01-14

That's a weird dad.

Comment to comic 3825 on 2018-01-14

Chameleonshirt?

Comment to comic 3824 on 2018-01-14

Poor guy, that was an original WeightLes...

Comment to comic 3821 on 2018-01-14

I didn't even know moths were thought to...

Comment to comic 3823 on 2018-01-14

But is he stripping or watching people s...

Comment to comic 1234 on 2018-01-14

January 12th, 2018 and the latest comic ...

Comment to comic 1234 on 2018-01-14

Okay then.

Comment to comic 3822 on 2018-01-14

It worked. She got the erection instead....

Comment to comic 3820 on 2018-01-14

*his

Comment to comic 3820 on 2018-01-14

Also, the guy in the cover of that "Beef...

Comment to comic 3820 on 2018-01-14

They're heterophiles. They might even be...

Comment to comic 3819 on 2018-01-14

Has that bully appeared before or will h...

Comment to comic 3818 on 2018-01-14

I was gonna say "Happy belated birthday"...

Comment to comic 3816 on 2018-01-14

PSES: Back and better!

Comment to comic 3814 on 2018-01-14

Maybe it's because the comic is static, ...

Comment to comic 3812 on 2018-01-14

Why not go to Africa to give it to them?...

Comment to comic 3811 on 2018-01-14

"I'm helping!"

Comment to comic 3810 on 2018-01-14

Greyshirt is an asshole. And apparently ... ★1

Comment to comic 3809 on 2018-01-14

Depressing comic year? ★2

Comment to comic 3807 on 2018-01-14

Oh no.

Comment to comic 3806 on 2018-01-14

Nintendo protein

Comment to comic 2442 on 2018-01-14

I wanted to find this again. It's all co...

Comment to comic 3803 on 2018-01-14

Mary's father is a dick.

Comment to comic 3802 on 2018-01-14

What?! WHAT?!

Comment to comic 3801 on 2018-01-14

Poor Brian. ★1

Comment to comic 3798 on 2018-01-14

I mean, you're his guardian angel.

Comment to comic 3266 on 2018-01-14

Don't judge him

Comment to comic 3795 on 2018-01-14

Don't judge him

Comment to comic 3795 on 2018-01-14

Keep practicing.

Comment to comic 1163 on 2018-01-14

He likes buttsex a lot, apparently

Comment to comic 3794 on 2018-01-14

Poor kid.

Comment to comic 3793 on 2018-01-14

Now I'm sad. :'(

Comment to comic 3792 on 2018-01-14

Autocorrect seems to believe they're the...

Comment to comic 3792 on 2018-01-14

The time travel guys! Did they cause eve...

Comment to comic 3789 on 2018-01-14

Majestic Jesus, MaJesus if you will.

Comment to comic 3788 on 2018-01-14

Doesn't explaining the joke ruin it?

Comment to comic 3785 on 2018-01-14

Harder

Comment to comic 3785 on 2018-01-14

Harder

Comment to comic 3780 on 2018-01-14

It'll probably hurt, but at least Spy Gu...

Comment to comic 3779 on 2018-01-14

So, the fuck happened to his door?

Comment to comic 3776 on 2018-01-14

Free as in you don't have to pay for the...

Comment to comic 3773 on 2018-01-14

And the belly

Comment to comic 3773 on 2018-01-14

Did they change ages? ★1

Comment to comic 3769 on 2018-01-14

This was great.

Comment to comic 3767 on 2018-01-14

Oh wow, I didn't notice until I read Nic...

Comment to comic 3766 on 2018-01-14

What?

Comment to comic 3765 on 2018-01-14

How much later though? :O

Comment to comic 3762 on 2018-01-14

So Greenshirt is actually racist in the ...

Comment to comic 3757 on 2018-01-14

Who died though?

Comment to comic 3751 on 2018-01-14

The filename says "a true story". That i...

Comment to comic 3748 on 2018-01-14

Not gay at all

Comment to comic 3747 on 2018-01-14

If the Doc doesn't know, who does?

Comment to comic 3743 on 2018-01-14

Give him a break, he always takes 3 days...

Comment to comic 3741 on 2018-01-14

pretty impressive

Comment to comic 3739 on 2018-01-14

Gay! ★1

Comment to comic 3739 on 2018-01-14

She was faking it, then?

Comment to comic 3738 on 2018-01-14

Pervy death

Comment to comic 3736 on 2018-01-14

Seems pretty responsible to me.

Comment to comic 3733 on 2018-01-14

How much did that soldier turn his head ... ★1

Comment to comic 3732 on 2018-01-14

Well, they said it.

Comment to comic 3732 on 2018-01-14

First! I finally concluded the chain.

Comment to comic 3731 on 2018-01-14

Helped a lot

Comment to comic 3730 on 2018-01-14

Is the second Blueshirt dressed as the f...

Comment to comic 3726 on 2018-01-14

I don't get it. ★1

Comment to comic 3725 on 2018-01-14

Where did "half your age plus seven" ori...

Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-01-14

Puns.

Comment to comic 3723 on 2018-01-14

Okay then

Comment to comic 3722 on 2018-01-14

Okie dokie then?

Comment to comic 3720 on 2018-01-14

I took a few seconds to figure it out. I...

Comment to comic 3719 on 2018-01-14

Does it actually work like that?

Comment to comic 3719 on 2018-01-14

More like Fappuccino

Comment to comic 3718 on 2018-01-14

Mine too.

Comment to comic 3718 on 2018-01-14

Otherwise what Blueshirt said is true

Comment to comic 3718 on 2018-01-14

The message is actually that Blueshirt i...

Comment to comic 304 on 2018-01-14

Same ★1

Comment to comic 304 on 2018-01-14

Huh, what? ★3

Comment to comic 3717 on 2018-01-14

I don't know, seems pretty weird to me a...

Comment to comic 3716 on 2018-01-14

Oh well.

Comment to comic 3713 on 2018-01-14

Cowtastic

Comment to comic 3712 on 2018-01-14

Good point

Comment to comic 3711 on 2018-01-14

Did anyone else notice Greenshirt's face...

Comment to comic 3709 on 2018-01-14

SHRUG

Comment to comic 3705 on 2018-01-14

Old Man: I... Uhhh... Look! A Rob comic!...

Comment to comic 3706 on 2018-01-14

I prefer that golden shower. I don't lik...

Comment to comic 3703 on 2018-01-14

Science bitch?

Comment to comic 3702 on 2018-01-14

Ok then

Comment to comic 3701 on 2018-01-14

So that's how you find missing dads.

Comment to comic 3699 on 2018-01-14

I wonder what will be the third gayest t...

Comment to comic 3698 on 2018-01-14

What kind of autocorrect is that?

Comment to comic 3697 on 2018-01-14

What a coincidence, so am I

Comment to comic 3697 on 2018-01-14

This comic is great

Comment to comic 3696 on 2018-01-14

Alzheimer?

Comment to comic 3694 on 2018-01-14

So that is how it works.

Comment to comic 3690 on 2018-01-14

It's a Weegee board! (Sorry)

Comment to comic 3689 on 2018-01-14

Majestic turkey legs. Also edible legs.

Comment to comic 3688 on 2018-01-14

Yeah, now he has a reason to grind his t...

Comment to comic 3687 on 2018-01-14

And how is the baby clinging to her?

Comment to comic 3687 on 2018-01-14

Plot twist!

Comment to comic 3685 on 2018-01-14

The penis and blueshirt's face in the la...

Comment to comic 3680 on 2018-01-14

Eyeballs... Surprise Illuminati?

Comment to comic 3676 on 2018-01-14

Clever joke.

Comment to comic 3675 on 2018-01-14

So what's the most important thing about... ★3

Comment to comic 3671 on 2018-01-14

Angry chicken

Comment to comic 3669 on 2018-01-14

His junk mail, his actual junk or his pe...

Comment to comic 3668 on 2018-01-14

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 3667 on 2018-01-14

Maybe that's for the best.

Comment to comic 3666 on 2018-01-14

Abort the pickle juice.

Comment to comic 3664 on 2018-01-14

This was a fun simple comic

Comment to comic 3663 on 2018-01-14

Sue the doctor.

Comment to comic 3660 on 2018-01-14

Good point.

Comment to comic 3661 on 2018-01-14

Maybe he wouldn't have such a big proble... ★3

Comment to comic 3661 on 2018-01-14

Seems mint green to me.

Comment to comic 3660 on 2018-01-14

Can anyone ever compare, though?

Comment to comic 3601 on 2018-01-14

Johnson before becoming an office worker... ★1

Comment to comic 3566 on 2018-01-14

Did he spill it or throw the cup? Or was...

Comment to comic 3562 on 2018-01-14

So he goes around giving empty pizza box...

Comment to comic 3562 on 2018-01-14

Not if it was paid when ordering. ★2

Comment to comic 3549 on 2018-01-14

His torso is frowning

Comment to comic 3541 on 2018-01-14

Why not just merge white and black power...

Comment to comic 3539 on 2018-01-14

Worth it. Just not for the son.

Comment to comic 3538 on 2018-01-14

I'm stupid. I thought the food was the v... ★4

Comment to comic 3535 on 2018-01-14

Who's lying?

Comment to comic 3532 on 2018-01-14

Zombie Jesus, no!

Comment to comic 3531 on 2018-01-14

He's the weirdo. ★3

Comment to comic 3530 on 2018-01-14

cue Kool-Aid man OH YEAH! ★2

Comment to comic 3527 on 2018-01-14

Wait, what?

Comment to comic 3528 on 2018-01-14

Hungry Hungry Hippos should be banned th...

Comment to comic 3521 on 2018-01-14

Dick day?!

Comment to comic 3509 on 2018-01-14

Is it lethal though?

Comment to comic 3487 on 2018-01-14

How does he locomote then?

Comment to comic 3486 on 2018-01-14

That's sad.

Comment to comic 3483 on 2018-01-14

Too dark, man (Sorry, I had to after I r...

Comment to comic 3482 on 2018-01-14

Well, he did come quickly.

Comment to comic 3481 on 2018-01-14

Now I know why C&H characters don't have... ★1

Comment to comic 3477 on 2018-01-14

Still waiting for my turn.

Comment to comic 3476 on 2018-01-14

Problem solved

Comment to comic 3475 on 2018-01-14

But this isn't 2015. :O How many people ...

Comment to comic 3469 on 2018-01-14

Why hello there.

Comment to comic 3467 on 2018-01-14

I took a few seconds to realize greyshir... ★1

Comment to comic 3465 on 2018-01-14

Oh no

Comment to comic 3462 on 2018-01-14

So you can find love even inside one's c...

Comment to comic 3460 on 2018-01-14

Is Matt still in space?

Comment to comic 3458 on 2018-01-14

I took some time ro realize it was a kic...

Comment to comic 3451 on 2018-01-14

So this was the second-to-last Matt comi... ★3

Comment to comic 3450 on 2018-01-12

Scuba suit!

Comment to comic 3448 on 2018-01-12

Found it: http://explosm.net/comics/3417...

Comment to comic 3448 on 2018-01-12

Farrp! Also, is this related to the fami...

Comment to comic 3446 on 2018-01-12

Couldn't comment earlier because my phon...

Comment to comic 3444 on 2018-01-12

That Earth face

Comment to comic 3443 on 2018-01-12

Nice twist Does that mean geography make... ★1

Comment to comic 3439 on 2018-01-12

Dickface

Comment to comic 3437 on 2018-01-12

That song always makes me cry. Less beca...

Comment to comic 3436 on 2018-01-12

Looks kinda sad to me.

Comment to comic 3436 on 2018-01-12

So with " basically a hairless ape" he m...

Comment to comic 3434 on 2018-01-12

You mean the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber?...

Comment to comic 3434 on 2018-01-12

Godamnit glasses kid

Comment to comic 3433 on 2018-01-12

Yes. Neat. (I do drawings, so I know the...

Comment to comic 3432 on 2018-01-12

But how are you gonna get to the house w...

Comment to comic 3431 on 2018-01-12

So that's a real gun?

Comment to comic 3430 on 2018-01-12

(I didn't realize that thing she stole w... ★1

Comment to comic 3430 on 2018-01-12

A cute C&H comic? How come? ★1

Comment to comic 3429 on 2018-01-12

And then the butterflies caused a tornad...

Comment to comic 3427 on 2018-01-12

No. There, I said it.

Comment to comic 3426 on 2018-01-12

I had to look up what is a RealDoll. xD ...

Comment to comic 3424 on 2018-01-12

Who you gonna call? Angelbusters! ★1

Comment to comic 3423 on 2018-01-12

Happy new year bitches!

Comment to comic 3422 on 2018-01-12

You got the silver medal, but everyone e...

Comment to comic 3420 on 2018-01-12

One of the greatest story arcs in C&H. ★2

Comment to comic 3419 on 2018-01-12

Ouch. Also, I never understood that "I h... ★2

Comment to comic 3418 on 2018-01-12

Surprise depressing followed by surprise...

Comment to comic 3417 on 2018-01-12

But she said forever, not forever throug... ★3

Comment to comic 3417 on 2018-01-12

OR the spouses weren't shown in the fami...

Comment to comic 3416 on 2018-01-12

Is that "that's why you can't make frien...

Comment to comic 3415 on 2018-01-12

Bros before moms?

Comment to comic 3415 on 2018-01-12

Talking about General Obvious, he's iron...

Comment to comic 3413 on 2018-01-12

I wanted to comment something smart, but... ★2

Comment to comic 3412 on 2018-01-12

Somehow I didn't realize each artist dre...

Comment to comic 3412 on 2018-01-12

You're right about Kris, but you switche... ★1

Comment to comic 3409 on 2018-01-12

He went to 5 different jails to be exact...

Comment to comic 3408 on 2018-01-12

I'm not racist but I have a butt.

Comment to comic 3407 on 2018-01-12

Can someone explain this to me? (I know ...

Comment to comic 3404 on 2018-01-12

Poor Sobbo.

Comment to comic 3403 on 2018-01-12

Hoe hoe hoe

Comment to comic 3401 on 2018-01-12

It's true.

Comment to comic 3400 on 2018-01-12

Ho ho holly molly ★2

Comment to comic 3399 on 2018-01-12

The B is actually under the D

Comment to comic 3398 on 2018-01-12

Alright then.

Comment to comic 3395 on 2018-01-12

Also, does the "not again" mean that tri...

Comment to comic 3396 on 2018-01-12

Why does nobody (in fiction anyway) ever...

Comment to comic 3395 on 2018-01-12

OH NO OH YEAH

Comment to comic 3394 on 2018-01-12

I think Dave might be the craziest out o...

Comment to comic 3394 on 2018-01-12

Davey is Crazey

Comment to comic 3393 on 2018-01-12

So if he believes in the bibical creatio...

Comment to comic 3391 on 2018-01-12

Can you actually extract semen from a co...

Comment to comic 3389 on 2018-01-12

I think maybe, just maybe, Dave is crazy...

Comment to comic 3389 on 2018-01-12

Dude, that's just gross.

Comment to comic 3388 on 2018-01-12

So the prayer teleported him to the chur...

Comment to comic 3387 on 2018-01-12

I see a weird pipe between two vaguely h...

Comment to comic 3385 on 2018-01-12

Oh wow

Comment to comic 3385 on 2018-01-12

Weird ass porno, that is.

Comment to comic 3384 on 2018-01-12

This was a clever one.

Comment to comic 3381 on 2018-01-12

People have sex with their own families ...

Comment to comic 3380 on 2018-01-12

Oh, okay then.

Comment to comic 3379 on 2018-01-12

Vore is disgusting btw. ★1

Comment to comic 3379 on 2018-01-12

Yummy.

Comment to comic 3378 on 2018-01-12

I never paid attention to their names (I...

Comment to comic 3378 on 2018-01-12

Gross family then?

Comment to comic 3378 on 2018-01-12

I opened the direct link and that's inde...

Comment to comic 3377 on 2018-01-12

I believe you're right.

Comment to comic 3377 on 2018-01-12

Science motherfucker

Comment to comic 3376 on 2018-01-12

The filename is sometimesitalktomygrowbu...

Comment to comic 3376 on 2018-01-12

The filename is sometimesitalktomygrowbu...

Comment to comic 3365 on 2018-01-12

I had to look up what is Tourette's. I k...

Comment to comic 3363 on 2018-01-12

Gee grandpa

Comment to comic 3362 on 2018-01-12

Close enough.

Comment to comic 3362 on 2018-01-12

I think they're just supposed to be down...

Comment to comic 3361 on 2018-01-12

Also, I just realized that comic is olde...

Comment to comic 3361 on 2018-01-12

So that was his grandpa?

Comment to comic 3361 on 2018-01-12

It's Archimedes' experiment? I thought i...

Comment to comic 3361 on 2018-01-12

So is he a human pinata?

Comment to comic 3358 on 2018-01-12

This doesn't exist, but there's somethin... ★1

Comment to comic 3357 on 2018-01-12

I had to look up that woman to get it.

Comment to comic 3356 on 2018-01-12

If anything, that's a stylish hat.

Comment to comic 3355 on 2018-01-12

Now it's a chinpo bowl. (For whoever doe...

Comment to comic 3352 on 2018-01-12

Is that Obese Maurice? ★1

Comment to comic 3351 on 2018-01-12

Revenge ★1

Comment to comic 3349 on 2018-01-12

Ok then

Comment to comic 3348 on 2018-01-12

That face

Comment to comic 3347 on 2018-01-12

Even dead, they still give him lessons.

Comment to comic 3346 on 2018-01-12

'Dat costumed man's face in the last pan...

Comment to comic 3345 on 2018-01-12

As one of the Tumblr users that aren't m...

Comment to comic 3345 on 2018-01-12

As one of the Tumblr users that aren't m...

Comment to comic 3344 on 2018-01-12

Fax? In this day and age?

Comment to comic 3341 on 2018-01-12

Spoopy Is the ghost mad because Orange S...

Comment to comic 3341 on 2018-01-12

7poopy9poo

Comment to comic 3339 on 2018-01-12

Wow geez.

Comment to comic 4075 on 2018-01-12

Oh wow. XD

Comment to comic 3340 on 2018-01-12

Mindfuck.

Comment to comic 3339 on 2018-01-12

Eh, I guess it's worth it.

Comment to comic 3337 on 2018-01-12

Oh wow that's great

Comment to comic 3335 on 2018-01-12

But where are the other singles? It's in...

Comment to comic 3332 on 2018-01-12

That sounds great. But would the camera'...

Comment to comic 3332 on 2018-01-12

So they have cellphone signal in Heaven?...

Comment to comic 3331 on 2018-01-12

Can the doggo read though? Also, I only ...

Comment to comic 3328 on 2018-01-12

Kill it with fire?

Comment to comic 3327 on 2018-01-12

[JonTron's Drug PSAs video feelings inte...

Comment to comic 3327 on 2018-01-12

You can't trick me, I recognize that Jon...

Comment to comic 3324 on 2018-01-12

Yup, two apostrophes.

Comment to comic 3324 on 2018-01-12

Oh, so that's how you make italic text. ...

Comment to comic 3326 on 2018-01-12

Well, that isn't cyber bullying then. Th... ★2

Comment to comic 3324 on 2018-01-12

And I'm tripping on acid trying to balan... ★1

Comment to comic 3322 on 2018-01-12

Is it the best shape because he plans on... ★2

Comment to comic 3322 on 2018-01-12

Just get an Everstone, the evolution won...

Comment to comic 3321 on 2018-01-12

Oh wow. Thanks for explaining. ★1

Comment to comic 3321 on 2018-01-12

(I couldn't post the full lyrics so I ed...

Comment to comic 3321 on 2018-01-12

I don't get it, so I'll post the full OP...

Comment to comic 3319 on 2018-01-12

Poor Blueshirt

Comment to comic 3318 on 2018-01-12

"Clever, girl"? Isn't that a man? Are th...

Comment to comic 3317 on 2018-01-12

Stop waisting my time

Comment to comic 3316 on 2018-01-12

Those must have been some sick tracks yo... ★1

Comment to comic 3305 on 2018-01-09

If it's because only of the "ry" and "ri...

Comment to comic 3305 on 2018-01-09

(if the question sounds weird, it's beca...

Comment to comic 3305 on 2018-01-09

Does "Harakiri" actually rhyme with "con... ★1

Comment to comic 3283 on 2017-12-24

Why do they have a separate device for e...

Comment to comic 3279 on 2017-12-24

I ship it.

Comment to comic 3273 on 2017-12-23

What does he mean? His mother is the pla...

Comment to comic 3269 on 2017-12-23

How does it switch sides? Or does he hav... ★3

Comment to comic 3263 on 2017-12-23

*sort of SEAGULL MAN!

Comment to comic 3262 on 2017-12-23

Yoga Fire!

Comment to comic 3230 on 2017-12-23

They'll never know.

Comment to comic 3222 on 2017-12-22

He wasn't lied to, just deceived.

Comment to comic 3221 on 2017-12-22

Unless that is THE creator of the televi...

Comment to comic 3214 on 2017-12-22

So was it a dream or not?

Comment to comic 3209 on 2017-12-22

The hipster guy must be the most annoyin...

Comment to comic 3206 on 2017-12-22

So Bike Furious are rad but nice guys? ★2

Comment to comic 3195 on 2017-12-22

That's an honestly interesting concept.

Comment to comic 3186 on 2017-12-22

Didn't work for me.

Comment to comic 3172 on 2017-12-22

Yeah, that seems useful.

Comment to comic 3170 on 2017-12-22

Okay?

Comment to comic 3157 on 2017-12-19

Wasted it already

Comment to comic 3130 on 2017-12-18

Okay then

Comment to comic 3125 on 2017-12-18

Doo de doo!

Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-12-18

I thought we were only 70% water.

Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-12-18

Terminator Jesus ★3

Comment to comic 3108 on 2017-12-18

You're not a good doge.

Comment to comic 3094 on 2017-12-18

Pornies

Comment to comic 3089 on 2017-12-18

So this is how it started.

Comment to comic 3083 on 2017-12-18

Oh wow xD

Comment to comic 3079 on 2017-12-18

Oops.

Comment to comic 3078 on 2017-12-18

It's true.

Comment to comic 3076 on 2017-12-18

I already have a full beard and I hate i...

Comment to comic 3074 on 2017-12-18

First!

Comment to comic 3074 on 2017-12-18

First!

Comment to comic 3070 on 2017-12-18

So this is how it works.

Comment to comic 3064 on 2017-12-18

Oh wow

Comment to comic 3063 on 2017-12-18

You're a Major Dick. ★3

Comment to comic 3059 on 2017-12-18

Wow thanks Obama

Comment to comic 3053 on 2017-12-18

That Doctor obviously didn't know Johnso...

Comment to comic 3046 on 2017-12-18

Thanks for explaining

Comment to comic 3044 on 2017-12-18

Charles is a dick

Comment to comic 3036 on 2017-12-18

Parallel Universe

Comment to comic 3033 on 2017-12-18

Okay then

Comment to comic 3032 on 2017-12-18

So, did he save Seattle or not?

Comment to comic 3031 on 2017-12-18

He should say "I can't see anymore", not...

Comment to comic 3028 on 2017-12-18

Time Traveller Guy should meet the time ...

Comment to comic 3022 on 2017-12-18

This was great.

Comment to comic 3016 on 2017-12-18

Well, he didn't say "beat you in a race"...

Comment to comic 3011 on 2017-12-18

Exactly.

Comment to comic 3009 on 2017-12-17

Oh well

Comment to comic 3006 on 2017-12-17

Damn it, Matt's cat.

Comment to comic 3000 on 2017-12-17

2017 and still going.

Comment to comic 2979 on 2017-12-17

Every election in a nutshell.[2]

Comment to comic 2977 on 2017-12-17

Hi RIP, I'm Juan ★1

Comment to comic 2976 on 2017-12-17

A child pedophile?

Comment to comic 2972 on 2017-12-17

Charles is a dick

Comment to comic 2970 on 2017-12-17

Rob! What are you doing here?!

Comment to comic 2969 on 2017-12-17

They're A-Rank gays.

Comment to comic 2959 on 2017-12-17

Gay? I don't know how it goes.

Comment to comic 2959 on 2017-12-17

Gay!

Comment to comic 2959 on 2017-12-17

This was clever.

Comment to comic 2954 on 2017-12-17

Voyeur god

Comment to comic 2941 on 2017-12-17

Worth it ★1

Comment to comic 2940 on 2017-12-17

Very weird indeed, but this is C&H after...

Comment to comic 2939 on 2017-12-17

Worst super hero ever?

Comment to comic 2936 on 2017-12-17

I'm surprised I'm the only one who notic... ★1

Comment to comic 2936 on 2017-12-17

"Neurlogical". ★1

Comment to comic 2935 on 2017-12-17

Not that I don't trust motherfucking Jes...

Comment to comic 2929 on 2017-12-17

Racist Parrot.

Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-12-17

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

Comment to comic 2909 on 2017-12-17

It begins.

Comment to comic 2905 on 2017-12-17

I assume all results were Yes.

Comment to comic 2902 on 2017-12-17

Muscle Man's torso is sad.

Comment to comic 2891 on 2017-12-17

Oh wowsies

Comment to comic 2881 on 2017-12-17

That's purple.

Comment to comic 2881 on 2017-12-17

Ok then.

Comment to comic 2877 on 2017-12-17

I did notice some with names ended with ...

Comment to comic 2877 on 2017-12-17

Whose punch sounds like "Ted"?

Comment to comic 2876 on 2017-12-17

Well then, he really is gool.

Comment to comic 2875 on 2017-12-17

Vore. Not even once.

Comment to comic 2873 on 2017-12-17

I'm sure that monster wheelchair couldn'...

Comment to comic 2870 on 2017-12-17

Who would name their child Aidscancer?

Comment to comic 2865 on 2017-12-17

Truly romantic.

Comment to comic 2856 on 2017-12-17

For a 18 year older, he surely looks lik...

Comment to comic 2845 on 2017-12-17

Why is her sweat yellow though? Does she...

Comment to comic 2838 on 2017-12-17

But it didn't grow back.

Comment to comic 2838 on 2017-12-17

He was a chicken after all.

Comment to comic 2832 on 2017-12-17

I don't get it. ★2

Comment to comic 2830 on 2017-12-17

And this is how it started.

Comment to comic 2828 on 2017-12-17

Sick Granny. In the good sense, I mean.

Comment to comic 2822 on 2017-12-17

That's creepy.

Comment to comic 2783 on 2017-12-16

Isn't this like Asami with Korra?

Comment to comic 2770 on 2017-12-16

Butt pregnancy is disgusting.

Comment to comic 2766 on 2017-12-16

Shut up

Comment to comic 2765 on 2017-12-16

Does he know that ghost is there?

Comment to comic 2764 on 2017-12-16

Is that human flesh?

Comment to comic 2761 on 2017-12-16

So he came back to life just to zip his ...

Comment to comic 2759 on 2017-12-16

Okay then.

Comment to comic 2754 on 2017-12-16

I hate when my testicles are cut off.

Comment to comic 2727 on 2017-12-13

Well deserved

Comment to comic 2723 on 2017-12-13

Charles is a dick

Comment to comic 2720 on 2017-12-13

Didn't you still kill him?

Comment to comic 2717 on 2017-12-13

So this is how it works.

Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-12-13

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-12-13

True.

Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-12-13

What?

Comment to comic 2715 on 2017-12-13

This one is even better than the origina...

Comment to comic 2714 on 2017-12-13

http://explosm.net/comics/2712/

Comment to comic 2713 on 2017-12-13

What?

Comment to comic 2712 on 2017-12-13

Oh wow.

Comment to comic 2705 on 2017-12-13

Dumb idiots

Comment to comic 2699 on 2017-12-13

This was great.

Comment to comic 2698 on 2017-12-13

For whoever didn't get it, chocolate is ...

Comment to comic 2697 on 2017-12-13

Oh, it makes sense.

Comment to comic 2695 on 2017-12-13

Her sign is Mars? (I realized after read...

Comment to comic 2694 on 2017-12-13

Oh wow

Comment to comic 2692 on 2017-12-13

Thankfully such people didn't exist yet....

Comment to comic 2600 on 2017-12-13

Same guy: http://explosm.net/comics/2690...

Comment to comic 2690 on 2017-12-13

Same guy: http://explosm.net/comics/2600... ★5

Comment to comic 2684 on 2017-12-13

他们在说什么？

Comment to comic 2684 on 2017-12-13

Thank you very much.

Comment to comic 2684 on 2017-12-13

That Runaway Entei avatar.

Comment to comic 2683 on 2017-12-13

Oh well.

Comment to comic 2680 on 2017-12-13

What about now? He doesn't believe in mi...

Comment to comic 2677 on 2017-12-13

Was Joe the accident in the previous com...

Comment to comic 2674 on 2017-12-13

How long did they plan doing this?

Comment to comic 2673 on 2017-12-13

So that's what Schrödinger did? Thanks f...

Comment to comic 2673 on 2017-12-13

I never heard of Pavlov. :0

Comment to comic 2670 on 2017-12-13

R.I.P. Matt's Granny. ★2

Comment to comic 2669 on 2017-12-13

Good pun.

Comment to comic 2664 on 2017-12-13

As long as the dad has money, it's a win...

Comment to comic 2661 on 2017-12-13

Oh, okay then.

Comment to comic 2659 on 2017-12-13

Poor girl

Comment to comic 2653 on 2017-12-13

So it's all Little Timmy's fault

Comment to comic 2652 on 2017-12-13

Worth it

Comment to comic 2651 on 2017-12-13

These guys are all creeps.

Comment to comic 2650 on 2017-12-13

I kinda expected a joke about browser ta...

Comment to comic 2621 on 2017-12-13

Smart boy

Comment to comic 2613 on 2017-12-13

Okay then?

Comment to comic 2612 on 2017-12-13

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Ma...

Comment to comic 2606 on 2017-12-13

He obviously meant he always loved his f...

Comment to comic 2606 on 2017-12-13

Why not both?

Comment to comic 2602 on 2017-12-13

The point is that fetuses go to heaven i...

Comment to comic 2599 on 2017-12-13

Group sex then? ★1

Comment to comic 2597 on 2017-12-13

Then how did he die?

Comment to comic 2594 on 2017-12-13

How much was the baby coffin?

Comment to comic 2592 on 2017-12-13

Gayer?

Comment to comic 2590 on 2017-12-13

It's such a shame.

Comment to comic 2570 on 2017-12-13

Now that you said it, so will I.

Comment to comic 2570 on 2017-12-13

This is great. xD

Comment to comic 2568 on 2017-12-13

But how did she meet WITH him?

Comment to comic 2549 on 2017-12-13

Everyone in C&H are twins

Comment to comic 2542 on 2017-12-13

More like I for Immature

Comment to comic 2538 on 2017-12-13

And MySpace still exists to this day.

Comment to comic 2508 on 2017-12-13

It's 11.313708499

Comment to comic 2503 on 2017-12-13

Real cute couple ★4

Comment to comic 2497 on 2017-12-13

INTERNET EXPLOREEEEEEEEEEEEER

Comment to comic 2497 on 2017-12-13

It's the tip of his arm

Comment to comic 2497 on 2017-12-13

ur 2 slow ★1

Comment to comic 2488 on 2017-12-13

At least he's getting proper treatment.

Comment to comic 2485 on 2017-12-13

What?

Comment to comic 2481 on 2017-12-13

What was he doing then? Or did he just n...

Comment to comic 2475 on 2017-12-13

True

Comment to comic 2475 on 2017-12-13

Poor hermaphrodites

Comment to comic 2472 on 2017-12-13

bbg?

Comment to comic 2446 on 2017-12-13

Poor Tall Justin

Comment to comic 2442 on 2017-12-13

That explains it. ★1

Comment to comic 2435 on 2017-12-13

Update: It's AIDS

Comment to comic 2435 on 2017-12-13

And what the hell is butt flu?

Comment to comic 2434 on 2017-12-13

Oh wow

Comment to comic 2433 on 2017-12-13

It's a good advice though ★1

Comment to comic 2428 on 2017-12-13

...What.

Comment to comic 2402 on 2017-12-13

Poor Dan the Downer

Comment to comic 2398 on 2017-12-13

Damn you Facebook. ★2

Comment to comic 2394 on 2017-12-13

This was great

Comment to comic 2370 on 2017-12-13

He had to keep the blindfold for 6 days ...

Comment to comic 2368 on 2017-12-13

Your avatar makes your comment seem iron...

Comment to comic 2368 on 2017-12-13

Poor Dan the Downer

Comment to comic 2360 on 2017-12-13

The birth of Johnson.

Comment to comic 2359 on 2017-12-13

And 1 out of 5 doctors is Harold.

Comment to comic 2358 on 2017-12-13

Aw man

Comment to comic 2357 on 2017-12-13

I thought nobody drew such long legs on ...

Comment to comic 2354 on 2017-12-13

I can't hear anything. ★2

Comment to comic 2352 on 2017-12-13

Oh, so the boy cut the wrong hand (and o...

Comment to comic 1413 on 2017-12-13

So he's treating her as a living doll?

Comment to comic 2351 on 2017-12-13

I thought Columbus was supposed to have ...

Comment to comic 2350 on 2017-12-13

It's all explained.

Comment to comic 2349 on 2017-12-13

Oh wow

Comment to comic 2349 on 2017-12-13

"I bet that beard is forcing you to say ...

Comment to comic 2347 on 2017-12-13

Ouch.

Comment to comic 2346 on 2017-12-13

This was clever. xD

Comment to comic 2344 on 2017-12-13

Okay then

Comment to comic 2343 on 2017-12-13

What did blueshirt mean after all?

Comment to comic 2341 on 2017-12-13

Puntastic

Comment to comic 2340 on 2017-12-13

What?

Comment to comic 2338 on 2017-12-13

So it's a flashER mob?

Comment to comic 2335 on 2017-12-13

Plot twist. xD ★1

Comment to comic 2331 on 2017-12-13

So he was eating poop?

Comment to comic 2326 on 2017-12-13

Charles is a dick

Comment to comic 2322 on 2017-12-13

Someone already explained it down there,...

Comment to comic 2321 on 2017-12-13

Gotcha.

Comment to comic 2319 on 2017-12-13

Poor Mermaid. ★1

Comment to comic 2316 on 2017-12-13

Foot-Ro-Dah

Comment to comic 2317 on 2017-12-13

"For some reason."

Comment to comic 2306 on 2017-12-13

Waffershincolnvelt was the best presiden...

Comment to comic 2301 on 2017-12-13

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Comment to comic 2299 on 2017-12-13

Is that like the Weegee face?

Comment to comic 2298 on 2017-12-13

His face fits the last panel perfectly, ... ★2

Comment to comic 2297 on 2017-12-13

I mean, he's called Johnson.

Comment to comic 2297 on 2017-12-13

So he's a pervert?

Comment to comic 2296 on 2017-12-13

Poor Dan the Downer :C

Comment to comic 2291 on 2017-12-13

This made me laugh

Comment to comic 2290 on 2017-12-13

Is there any poison that is actually del...

Comment to comic 2286 on 2017-12-13

This was great.

Comment to comic 2284 on 2017-12-13

Eh, it's not quite true: https://www.smi...

Comment to comic 2284 on 2017-12-13

Is this true? I have to look up.

Comment to comic 2281 on 2017-12-13

Survive a new year.

Comment to comic 2281 on 2017-12-13

Ruck you Fob

Comment to comic 2095 on 2017-12-13

I just looked it up and "the runs" is sl...

Comment to comic 2275 on 2017-12-13

I swear I read "Chris" as "Christ". ★1

Comment to comic 2274 on 2017-12-13

Matt in the box

Comment to comic 2250 on 2017-12-13

Meh.

Comment to comic 2223 on 2017-12-13

I think you were supposed to fall in the...

Comment to comic 3337 on 2017-12-13

Just realized the filename is "mybumison... ★1

Comment to comic 2221 on 2017-12-13

I wouldn't want that candy.

Comment to comic 2220 on 2017-12-13

Nobody will ever realize you're in disgu...

Comment to comic 2209 on 2017-12-13

That was a good decision.

Comment to comic 2204 on 2017-12-13

What is that in her head, a coconut?

Comment to comic 2199 on 2017-12-13

She looks like she likes what she sees. ★1

Comment to comic 2198 on 2017-12-13

Why would he tell that to his son before...

Comment to comic 2194 on 2017-12-13

A happy ending for a change. ★1

Comment to comic 2193 on 2017-12-13

I don't think he knew, Mom.

Comment to comic 2188 on 2017-12-13

And where is wherewolf to tell me where ...

Comment to comic 2183 on 2017-12-13

Clever.

Comment to comic 2156 on 2017-12-13

Well, he IS a comic strip character, but...

Comment to comic 1683 on 2017-12-13

Is that a wound? I seriously don't get i... ★1

Comment to comic 2148 on 2017-12-13

Three generations of diaper wearers.

Comment to comic 2144 on 2017-12-13

.....No words.....

Comment to comic 2141 on 2017-12-13

Apparently that's another Candyman. ★1

Comment to comic 2131 on 2017-12-13

At least he didn't say "fuck".

Comment to comic 2127 on 2017-12-13

So how did the petition work out?

Comment to comic 2124 on 2017-12-13

Trail Mix?

Comment to comic 2120 on 2017-12-13

You chowdah stay'd shut.

Comment to comic 2118 on 2017-12-13

I thought you were a pug, or were you no...

Comment to comic 2118 on 2017-12-13

Vore & Happiness ★2

Comment to comic 2110 on 2017-12-13

I honestly thought that guy in the grey ... ★1

Comment to comic 2109 on 2017-12-13

So it's a trap?

Comment to comic 2108 on 2017-12-13

Charles is a dick.

Comment to comic 2107 on 2017-12-13

So when crickets chirp it means they're ... ★1

Comment to comic 2106 on 2017-12-13

So will greyshirt become a parrot too? A...

Comment to comic 2098 on 2017-12-13

So he got his gender changed and then un...

Comment to comic 2095 on 2017-12-13

Who are the runs?

Comment to comic 2087 on 2017-12-13

A fiery beard is indeed the coolest-look...

Comment to comic 2085 on 2017-12-13

The more things change the more they sta...

Comment to comic 2074 on 2017-12-13

Musclestache

Comment to comic 2066 on 2017-12-13

Is that just me or does the shredder hav...

Comment to comic 2051 on 2017-12-13

Who is that?

Comment to comic 2046 on 2017-12-13

Okay then

Comment to comic 2045 on 2017-12-13

I see three fingers up

Comment to comic 2039 on 2017-12-13

The Personal Space Invader is back.

Comment to comic 2006 on 2017-12-13

But what is her name? ★1

Comment to comic 1987 on 2017-12-13

And then Johnson became a sex offender. ★1

Comment to comic 1935 on 2017-12-13

This was great.

Comment to comic 1927 on 2017-12-13

Poor boy.

Comment to comic 1924 on 2017-12-13

Charles is a dick.

Comment to comic 1919 on 2017-12-13

He could just say the zoo is on fire. Or...

Comment to comic 1915 on 2017-12-13

So he'd rather have people think he's ha...

Comment to comic 1913 on 2017-12-13

Much better.

Comment to comic 1907 on 2017-12-13

Or they could get these ones: https://ho...

Comment to comic 1907 on 2017-12-13

I guess the future was changed.

Comment to comic 1905 on 2017-12-13

Poor Yellowshirt

Comment to comic 1902 on 2017-12-13

I'll admit I chuckled.

Comment to comic 1899 on 2017-12-13

Obviously everyone in C&H wears a short ...

Comment to comic 1895 on 2017-12-13

That's still creepy.

Comment to comic 1895 on 2017-12-13

There's an actual energy drink called "P...

Comment to comic 1890 on 2017-12-13

The dollar sign monster!

Comment to comic 1888 on 2017-12-13

But the Mexicans speak Spanish

Comment to comic 1888 on 2017-12-13

You should probably learn how to say tha...

Comment to comic 1876 on 2017-12-13

Mr. Nice Guy, no! D:

Comment to comic 1874 on 2017-12-13

If he brings the milk from the time befo...

Comment to comic 1873 on 2017-12-13

That's rude, Mr. Axe Murderer. ★1

Comment to comic 1872 on 2017-12-13

I didn't know black friday existed back ...

Comment to comic 1869 on 2017-12-13

I thought the joke was that he found tha... ★1

Comment to comic 1868 on 2017-12-13

Is that applesauce? ★2

Comment to comic 1864 on 2017-12-13

So he's a villain?

Comment to comic 1862 on 2017-12-13

He deserved to die, Why would Hitler be ...

Comment to comic 1859 on 2017-12-13

Nothing went as expected

Comment to comic 1849 on 2017-12-13

Kung Flu?

Comment to comic 1845 on 2017-12-13

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Comment to comic 1843 on 2017-12-13

Who's that in panel 5's background?

Comment to comic 1841 on 2017-12-13

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make ... ★1

Comment to comic 1840 on 2017-12-13

What about sexy hot?

Comment to comic 1839 on 2017-12-13

Who the hell calls their child L'il Stum...

Comment to comic 1838 on 2017-12-13

Instructions not clear, penis stuck in t...

Comment to comic 1837 on 2017-12-13

In all honesty though, there's no proble...

Comment to comic 1834 on 2017-12-13

"comicsuckmyballs.png" xD ★2

Comment to comic 1825 on 2017-12-13

I don't think these two meant the same t...

Comment to comic 1824 on 2017-12-13

It's not a pee stain, it's a bruise.

Comment to comic 1823 on 2017-12-13

All seem like bad options to me. ★7

Comment to comic 1822 on 2017-12-13

As the filename says, "Quick with the gu...

Comment to comic 1813 on 2017-12-12

I wonder what the shrinking guy says in ... ★2

Comment to comic 1812 on 2017-12-10

I'd be sad if this was real, tho.

Comment to comic 1812 on 2017-12-10

What a lazy cat.

Comment to comic 51 on 2017-12-10

What happened to you in newer comics?

Comment to comic 1807 on 2017-12-10

What ever happened to the guy who counte...

Comment to comic 1805 on 2017-12-10

Why though?

Comment to comic 1806 on 2017-12-10

Really?

Comment to comic 1806 on 2017-12-10

That was unexpected.

Comment to comic 1804 on 2017-12-10

Why can Doctor Baby already talk? How ol...

Comment to comic 1799 on 2017-12-10

So he's a football nerd?

Comment to comic 1801 on 2017-12-10

Inspirational

Comment to comic 1798 on 2017-12-10

Ass steroids

Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-12-10

's Byotiful.

Comment to comic 1793 on 2017-12-10

Does everyone in C&H wear dresses with n...

Comment to comic 1791 on 2017-12-10

I assume tealshirt (blueshirt?) means gr...

Comment to comic 1790 on 2017-12-10

What?

Comment to comic 1786 on 2017-12-10

Dildosaur? ★1

Comment to comic 1770 on 2017-12-10

Makes sense.

Comment to comic 1758 on 2017-12-10

Nice save.

Comment to comic 1756 on 2017-12-10

Seagull Man and Lol Fag merged? ★3

Comment to comic 1755 on 2017-12-10

The faces. xD

Comment to comic 1754 on 2017-12-10

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 1753 on 2017-12-10

Wait, what?

Comment to comic 1738 on 2017-12-10

Oh hey, it's not Zombie Jesus.

Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-12-10

Update: I somehow skipped the panel wher...

Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-12-10

Where are the drag prince and princess?

Comment to comic 1726 on 2017-12-10

Why not make a tinfoil diaper then?

Comment to comic 1727 on 2017-12-10

Wait, that isn't dressing?

Comment to comic 1725 on 2017-12-10

"Described as bad by his peers?" So peop...

Comment to comic 1722 on 2017-12-10

I've seen this multiple times before. xD...

Comment to comic 1720 on 2017-12-10

I thought of another kind of bugs.

Comment to comic 1693 on 2017-12-10

Seagull man, no!

Comment to comic 1679 on 2017-12-10

It all makes sense now.

Comment to comic 1675 on 2017-12-10

You should've said "make a balloon anima...

Comment to comic 1674 on 2017-12-10

So they have removable shirts or are the... ★3

Comment to comic 1671 on 2017-12-10

Worth it.

Comment to comic 1668 on 2017-12-10

I took some time to understand this comm...

Comment to comic 1646 on 2017-12-10

Okay then.

Comment to comic 1641 on 2017-12-10

I chuckled.

Comment to comic 1637 on 2017-12-10

Eh, it makes sense to me that he looked....

Comment to comic 1636 on 2017-12-10

Hardcore.

Comment to comic 1623 on 2017-12-10

Happy zombie Jesus day?

Comment to comic 1619 on 2017-12-10

I took some time to realize those were a...

Comment to comic 1620 on 2017-12-10

Burger is dissappoint

Comment to comic 1618 on 2017-12-10

So was that actual gold or their father'...

Comment to comic 1617 on 2017-12-10

Man, leafbugs are hardcore.

Comment to comic 1617 on 2017-12-10

It makes sense now.

Comment to comic 1614 on 2017-12-10

I scream

Comment to comic 1605 on 2017-12-10

Misfortune cookie?

Comment to comic 1595 on 2017-12-10

Thank you very much ★3

Comment to comic 1582 on 2017-12-10

He was thinking about himself thinking a...

Comment to comic 1568 on 2017-12-10

That seems painful. ★1

Comment to comic 1545 on 2017-12-10

Reverse C&H ★1

Comment to comic 1060 on 2017-12-10

Does she have a sister or not? http://ex... ★3

Comment to comic 1533 on 2017-12-10

I thought she had a sister? http://explo... ★3

Comment to comic 1513 on 2017-12-10

Greenshirt seems pretty happy with futur...

Comment to comic 1512 on 2017-12-10

This was made on my birthday,

Comment to comic 1506 on 2017-12-10

What is the next thing this guy is gonna...

Comment to comic 1465 on 2017-12-10

Why does the therapy ball look like test...

Comment to comic 1463 on 2017-12-10

Will he be back?

Comment to comic 1455 on 2017-12-10

Is he related to that contortionist from...

Comment to comic 1453 on 2017-12-10

Only 20 bucks? What a deal!

Comment to comic 1452 on 2017-12-10

Seagull man, no! ;-; ★4

Comment to comic 1446 on 2017-12-10

Another superhero?

Comment to comic 1432 on 2017-12-10

Johnson's beginnings.

Comment to comic 1425 on 2017-12-10

Dickhead.

Comment to comic 1423 on 2017-12-10

Is this conga week?

Comment to comic 1419 on 2017-12-10

Who's that super hero? ★1

Comment to comic 1417 on 2017-12-10

What kind of power is heart anyway? ★2

Comment to comic 1416 on 2017-12-10

How many C&H guys does it take to change...

Comment to comic 2000 on 2017-12-10

She could have ran away. It's true House...

Comment to comic 1412 on 2017-12-10

What? (This comic was great, btw)

Comment to comic 1411 on 2017-12-10

I should have guessed.

Comment to comic 1405 on 2017-12-10

You can just jump tho, but do you really...

Comment to comic 1404 on 2017-12-10

Go get 'im!

Comment to comic 1403 on 2017-12-10

But are all eye stabbers purple shirts? ★1

Comment to comic 1403 on 2017-12-10

Werezombaterpes. ★1

Comment to comic 1402 on 2017-12-10

Seems legit. ★1

Comment to comic 1401 on 2017-12-10

Now he's masturbating at us.

Comment to comic 1400 on 2017-12-10

Those must have been some really big nai...

Comment to comic 1400 on 2017-12-10

Why not both? ★1

Comment to comic 1395 on 2017-12-10

Oh, okay then.

Comment to comic 1393 on 2017-12-10

The speeding driver strikes again.

Comment to comic 1391 on 2017-12-10

kthxbai

Comment to comic 1394 on 2017-12-10

SEAGULL MAN! :O

Comment to comic 1392 on 2017-12-10

I feel you, Sulk ★2

Comment to comic 1389 on 2017-12-10

Beautiful butterfly.

Comment to comic 1387 on 2017-12-10

I... I... Don't get it?!

Comment to comic 1386 on 2017-12-10

Why wait 6 years, though?

Comment to comic 1385 on 2017-12-10

Poor dog.

Comment to comic 1376 on 2017-12-10

Wow, a seagull! Sequel of: http://explos...

Comment to comic 1364 on 2017-12-10

This was great. Sequel for whoever wants... ★1

Comment to comic 1282 on 2017-12-10

WALDO!

Comment to comic 1262 on 2017-12-10

Stop ahead?

Comment to comic 1249 on 2017-12-10

Dead boobies?

Comment to comic 1221 on 2017-12-10

How did it ever begin?

Comment to comic 1220 on 2017-12-10

Now that's overkill.

Comment to comic 1224 on 2017-12-10

He lied to everyone.

Comment to comic 1715 on 2017-12-10

Isle of Whores? I think I didn't hear it...

Comment to comic 1208 on 2017-12-10

Thanks for nothing, Dave. ★1

Comment to comic 1204 on 2017-12-10

Don't ever talk to me and my copy-pasted... ★3

Comment to comic 1202 on 2017-12-10

He's still kinda bald. ★1

Comment to comic 1193 on 2017-12-10

The famous pyramid boner.

Comment to comic 1192 on 2017-12-10

He's becoming a real human!

Comment to comic 1186 on 2017-12-10

I didn't know the answer

Comment to comic 1185 on 2017-12-10

Nice peg legs then? ★3

Comment to comic 1183 on 2017-12-10

This was great.

Comment to comic 1183 on 2017-12-10

Hats off to you!

Comment to comic 1181 on 2017-12-10

Night of the living Frosty. ★1

Comment to comic 1178 on 2017-12-10

Transformers? Yeah, makes sense.

Comment to comic 1175 on 2017-12-10

Asteroids? I thought it was Hemorrhoids....

Comment to comic 1173 on 2017-12-10

PSES is back!

Comment to comic 1173 on 2017-12-10

Still worth it.

Comment to comic 1170 on 2017-12-10

I just realized the filename is peterwha... ★2

Comment to comic 1172 on 2017-12-10

Where did they even get a spaceship from...

Comment to comic 1170 on 2017-12-10

That journal tho. ★1

Comment to comic 1170 on 2017-12-10

I was more or less able to read it, but ... ★1

Comment to comic 1156 on 2017-12-10

Why do people even hate Nickelback?

Comment to comic 1714 on 2017-12-10

This was great.

Comment to comic 1150 on 2017-12-10

Damn it Davey

Comment to comic 1142 on 2017-12-10

I somehow thought it read "fuck you bitc...

Comment to comic 1142 on 2017-12-10

Thanks for the translation. I somehow re...

Comment to comic 1140 on 2017-12-10

What does "I think it needs tuned" mean?...

Comment to comic 1136 on 2017-12-10

Okay?

Comment to comic 1133 on 2017-12-10

The purple-shirted eye stabber switched ... ★1

Comment to comic 1133 on 2017-12-10

Really? That looks dark red. ★1

Comment to comic 1132 on 2017-12-10

That's... Ironic?

Comment to comic 1130 on 2017-12-10

Autovore?

Comment to comic 1129 on 2017-12-10

Infinite loop commence.

Comment to comic 1713 on 2017-12-10

Did they summon Satan?

Comment to comic 1128 on 2017-12-10

What chair is that?! :O

Comment to comic 1125 on 2017-12-10

Urban Dictionary gave me "What The Fuck ...

Comment to comic 1121 on 2017-12-10

But Christmas didn't exist yet. :O ★1

Comment to comic 1121 on 2017-12-10

It's true! :O

Comment to comic 1117 on 2017-12-10

Another speeding driver!

Comment to comic 1113 on 2017-12-10

What happened? The hearts fell down on t...

Comment to comic 1111 on 2017-12-10

That was unexpected.

Comment to comic 1108 on 2017-12-10

Make mimes great again

Comment to comic 1107 on 2017-12-10

I didn't know nerds pooped in html.

Comment to comic 1104 on 2017-12-10

Something smells fishy about all of this...

Comment to comic 1101 on 2017-12-10

Damn it Mike.

Comment to comic 1100 on 2017-12-10

So small

Comment to comic 1100 on 2017-12-10

Oh wow

Comment to comic 1092 on 2017-12-10

I don't think that's how you use brains....

Comment to comic 1091 on 2017-12-10

Goddamnit Obese Maurice.

Comment to comic 1080 on 2017-12-10

*Russell

Comment to comic 1080 on 2017-12-10

I hope someone got to the real Russel Cr...

Comment to comic 1078 on 2017-12-10

This was great.

Comment to comic 1077 on 2017-12-10

Clever joke?

Comment to comic 1074 on 2017-12-10

Charles is a dick.

Comment to comic 1072 on 2017-12-10

He was abducted into the real world? ★1

Comment to comic 1061 on 2017-12-10

Wait, what? ★2

Comment to comic 1060 on 2017-12-10

Charles is a dick And doesn't his wife s...

Comment to comic 1056 on 2017-12-10

Oh the irony!

Comment to comic 1054 on 2017-12-10

Is Condom Man a super hero? ★4

Comment to comic 1033 on 2017-12-10

Hair?

Comment to comic 1032 on 2017-12-10

The C&H superhero team is growing ever b...

Comment to comic 1031 on 2017-12-10

I don't see why not.

Comment to comic 1030 on 2017-12-10

Stable time loop? ★1

Comment to comic 1025 on 2017-12-10

http://explosm.net/comics/878/ ★1

Comment to comic 878 on 2017-12-10

Same guy? http://explosm.net/comics/1025...

Comment to comic 1025 on 2017-12-10

Is this the same villain that captured S...

Comment to comic 1022 on 2017-12-10

What birthday is it, though? Of the game...

Comment to comic 1016 on 2017-12-10

Another superhero for the C&H super hero...

Comment to comic 1710 on 2017-12-10

Lip syncinc 10/10 That iceberg honestly ...

Comment to comic 992 on 2017-12-10

Zombie Jesus Day!

Comment to comic 990 on 2017-12-10

So that's a crime?

Comment to comic 978 on 2017-12-10

Wait, this isn't a Nintendo Switch?

Comment to comic 967 on 2017-12-10

Shady man

Comment to comic 940 on 2017-12-10

Goshdangit, Personal Space Invader.

Comment to comic 1708 on 2017-12-10

Okay then.

Comment to comic 895 on 2017-12-10

Arachnid-Guy has a nice ring to it.

Comment to comic 894 on 2017-12-10

Copyright-Infringement-Man is the new be... ★3

Comment to comic 831 on 2017-12-10

'Splained.

Comment to comic 825 on 2017-12-10

Because it's offensive, what did you exp...

Comment to comic 826 on 2017-12-10

Wait, that's not how it goes!

Comment to comic 815 on 2017-12-10

It's true, it is! :O ★1

Comment to comic 814 on 2017-12-10

This one was cool.

Comment to comic 808 on 2017-12-10

Another superhero with an acronym in his... ★1

Comment to comic 793 on 2017-12-10

I have no idea who is that.

Comment to comic 772 on 2017-12-10

The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber! Why are ...

Comment to comic 770 on 2017-12-10

Charles is a dick.

Comment to comic 768 on 2017-12-10

This one was confusing.

Comment to comic 760 on 2017-12-10

He had a skin pocket?

Comment to comic 759 on 2017-12-10

Oh wow, a 100% brand new comic!

Comment to comic 759 on 2017-12-10

There was? Why?

Comment to comic 753 on 2017-12-10

Ammunition?

Comment to comic 754 on 2017-12-10

Joke's on you, cuz I was able to read th... ★11

Comment to comic 745 on 2017-12-10

Don't be such a dick.

Comment to comic 741 on 2017-12-10

It is true she doesn't have a nose thoug... ★1

Comment to comic 735 on 2017-12-10

Aren't pickles pickled cucumber? Why are...

Comment to comic 724 on 2017-12-10

Future yellowshirt is an asshole. But wh...

Comment to comic 720 on 2017-12-10

This was an incredible story.

Comment to comic 715 on 2017-12-10

I think he did need a boat after all.

Comment to comic 710 on 2017-12-10

Is that Charles?

Comment to comic 709 on 2017-12-10

The guy in the right talked first.

Comment to comic 708 on 2017-12-10

His costume had a metamorphose? ★1

Comment to comic 707 on 2017-12-10

What would they all do?

Comment to comic 706 on 2017-12-10

Next is a ghost dressed as a vampire.

Comment to comic 700 on 2017-12-10

Dang it, that was my next guess.

Comment to comic 697 on 2017-12-10

They're forming a super hero team.

Comment to comic 696 on 2017-12-10

squeeze

Comment to comic 695 on 2017-12-10

I think he may not be a doctor. Eh, prob...

Comment to comic 682 on 2017-12-10

Is that Mike?

Comment to comic 657 on 2017-12-10

Fuckin' nerd.

Comment to comic 649 on 2017-12-10

That's one way to do it.

Comment to comic 648 on 2017-12-10

C'mon, using the urinal right next to so...

Comment to comic 646 on 2017-12-10

Is he The Spoiler's ally? Or enemy?

Comment to comic 641 on 2017-12-10

So this is what caused Johnson to become... ★3

Comment to comic 606 on 2017-12-10

This reminds me of that comic with the r...

Comment to comic 606 on 2017-12-10

It's a genetic mutation. ★1

Comment to comic 597 on 2017-12-10

If he's Captain Obvious, does that mean ...

Comment to comic 595 on 2017-12-10

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER (Someone alrea...

Comment to comic 594 on 2017-12-10

Cyanide & Happiness' superhero group is ...

Comment to comic 592 on 2017-12-10

That's obviously Batman tho.

Comment to comic 592 on 2017-12-10

I thought this was a guest comic.

Comment to comic 1703 on 2017-12-10

Starring Matt Melvin as Matt Melvin.

Comment to comic 586 on 2017-12-10

Ironic comment about how this is offensi...

Comment to comic 585 on 2017-12-10

What's a Pihrana?

Comment to comic 582 on 2017-12-10

So this is what H&C thinks of fusion?

Comment to comic 1702 on 2017-12-10

So this was the first animated short?

Comment to comic 575 on 2017-12-10

Ass Rape v. Lol Fag ★2

Comment to comic 573 on 2017-12-10

Goddamnit Josh. ★1

Comment to comic 556 on 2017-12-10

I don't think that's what she wanted, Mi...

Comment to comic 544 on 2017-12-10

Thomas, no! D:

Comment to comic 537 on 2017-12-10

People already knew of Ebola back then? ... ★5

Comment to comic 533 on 2017-12-10

At least you understood the concept of e...

Comment to comic 532 on 2017-12-10

Kneeburger.

Comment to comic 528 on 2017-12-10

Panels 7 and so forth loop infinitely.

Comment to comic 524 on 2017-12-10

It seems pretty friendly to me.

Comment to comic 523 on 2017-12-10

I'd be pretty scared if this happened in... ★1

Comment to comic 521 on 2017-12-10

Vore? In my C&H?!

Comment to comic 519 on 2017-12-10

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 508 on 2017-12-10

And that's why I don't like pepper.

Comment to comic 504 on 2017-12-10

Papercut'd

Comment to comic 503 on 2017-12-10

Oh wow

Comment to comic 502 on 2017-12-10

And it starts.

Comment to comic 501 on 2017-12-10

Is this the best you can do, Dave?

Comment to comic 497 on 2017-12-10

So this was a Nike ad?

Comment to comic 489 on 2017-12-10

Plot twist.

Comment to comic 476 on 2017-12-10

The greatest Super Hero duo.

Comment to comic 466 on 2017-12-10

Plot twist?

Comment to comic 463 on 2017-12-10

So is he schizophrenic?

Comment to comic 462 on 2017-12-10

This was a good one. But I wonder if tha...

Comment to comic 449 on 2017-12-10

Charles is a dick. (And I posted this sa...

Comment to comic 445 on 2017-12-10

Clever. ★1

Comment to comic 441 on 2017-12-10

I had to look it up to know it's a Dr. S... ★2

Comment to comic 434 on 2017-12-10

Where did the screech come from, then?

Comment to comic 437 on 2017-12-10

Great Scott! (I wasn't the only one who ...

Comment to comic 435 on 2017-12-10

lol fag? ★1

Comment to comic 431 on 2017-12-10

Is he gonna save them from not being rap...

Comment to comic 429 on 2017-12-10

Still better than being pissed on.

Comment to comic 427 on 2017-12-10

He could have said "wanna see my butt?" ...

Comment to comic 420 on 2017-12-10

Is Jesus still in the line? ★1

Comment to comic 418 on 2017-12-10

Classic Waldo.

Comment to comic 413 on 2017-12-10

And where would be the wheel/middle butt... ★2

Comment to comic 412 on 2017-12-10

Can't think of anything original, so I'l...

Comment to comic 412 on 2017-12-10

Because he lured the cop.

Comment to comic 409 on 2017-12-10

So here's where Waldo was.

Comment to comic 406 on 2017-12-10

Butterface

Comment to comic 405 on 2017-12-10

Oh well, everyone already made Hitler jo...

Comment to comic 401 on 2017-12-10

8th Generation Fire Starter confirmed.

Comment to comic 399 on 2017-12-10

...I thought the same.

Comment to comic 396 on 2017-12-10

Splat.

Comment to comic 395 on 2017-12-10

Goddamnit Mike.

Comment to comic 391 on 2017-12-10

This is where it all started.

Comment to comic 386 on 2017-12-10

Well that escalated quickly.

Comment to comic 386 on 2017-12-10

Wait, what?

Comment to comic 382 on 2017-12-10

It's okay, she's into polygamy.

Comment to comic 375 on 2017-12-10

What? I'm not a person, YOU are a person... ★1

Comment to comic 373 on 2017-12-10

Haven't they heard Edna Mode? ★1

Comment to comic 370 on 2017-12-10

Charles is a Dick.

Comment to comic 355 on 2017-12-10

So that was the Ghostbusters theme? I di... ★1

Comment to comic 354 on 2017-12-10

No one expects the... I don't know how t...

Comment to comic 347 on 2017-12-10

Old habits die hard.

Comment to comic 277 on 2017-12-10

Charles?! http://explosm.net/comics/45/

Comment to comic 275 on 2017-12-10

Wait, that's not Mike!

Comment to comic 854 on 2017-12-10

That's probably the best idea ever.

Comment to comic 841 on 2017-12-10

Yeah, but how?

Comment to comic 268 on 2017-12-10

Well, that was unexpected.

Comment to comic 252 on 2017-12-10

There are living people over 110 years o...

Comment to comic 209 on 2017-12-10

Wait, what? ★1

Comment to comic 207 on 2017-12-10

Clever pun. xD

Comment to comic 200 on 2017-12-10

...Oh.

Comment to comic 190 on 2017-12-10

Seisure Man Begins? Origins? Dawn of Jus...

Comment to comic 171 on 2017-12-10

Early days of Seizure Man?

Comment to comic 117 on 2017-12-10

Plot twist?

Comment to comic 123 on 2017-12-10

Then give him a home?

Comment to comic 115 on 2017-12-10

He's Mike: http://explosm.net/comics/101...

Comment to comic 115 on 2017-12-10

Plot twist. Does this character have a n...

Comment to comic 97 on 2017-12-10

Early days of Johnson.

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-14

Okay then. Up was a great and emotional ...

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-14

What a great name, what language does it... ★1

Comment to comic 4079 on 2017-08-14

I don't even know.

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-14

Happy late birthday!

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-14

nightmare.exe ★4

Comment to comic 447 on 2017-08-14

I am sorry for your loss.

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-14

Unfortunately true. Not everyone of cour...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-14

Wait, did he marry his husband without b...

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-14

Is Four Eyes' name Four Eyes?

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-14

Reminds me of that one NC Care Bears jok...

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-14

Okay then.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2017-08-14

Why didn't he use an actual cake knife t...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2017-08-14

Then who's gonna finish last?

Comment to comic 4422 on 2017-08-14

I didn't understand this comic until I r...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2017-08-14

Why didn't he just say he bought it for ... ★1

Comment to comic 1663 on 2017-08-14

Doesn't Buttox sound like buttocks? If t...

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-14

What about http://explosm.net/comics/442...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2017-08-14

Who is winning?

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-14

Invisidog!

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

But does she date the shorter girls?

Comment to comic 1198 on 2017-07-19

I didn't notice the growing boobs until ... ★2

Comment to comic 2553 on 2017-07-19

That was a nice twist.

Comment to comic 70 on 2017-07-18

He's not lying, he's sitting.

Comment to comic 1934 on 2017-07-18

Does anyone in C&H wear underpants?

Comment to comic 2713 on 2017-07-18

I... Er... What?

Comment to comic 2022 on 2017-07-18

Well, it IS a sign. ★1

Comment to comic 4015 on 2017-07-18

So the cat gave himself an F for the kil...

Comment to comic 3167 on 2017-07-18

It's actually nice being friends with pe... ★2

Comment to comic 1580 on 2017-07-18

Extreme Hangman.

Comment to comic 1581 on 2017-07-18

Wisconsin when?

Comment to comic 2443 on 2017-07-18

I never thought of it that way.

Comment to comic 118 on 2017-07-18

All seem legit, especially the last one.... ★1

Comment to comic 868 on 2017-07-18

Wouldn't people usually want to be the f... ★3

Comment to comic 2214 on 2017-07-18

Bones or character?

Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-07-18

Cool shirts.

Comment to comic 3174 on 2017-07-18

Relatable :'(

Comment to comic 1866 on 2017-07-18

I like women. :P

Comment to comic 3083 on 2017-07-18

I didn't notice until I read your commen...

Comment to comic 3078 on 2017-07-17

Sweet irony.