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blue4029 (blue ballz)

1581 comments (2015-10-11 – 2020-08-05) to 517 comics
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Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

i dont want to know what THOSE bullets a...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

don't you hate it when that happens? ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

the bad news is that they lost the abili...

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

but....shouldn't he turn back into bruce... ★1

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

being without a father lets you break th... ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

a friend of mine was born in 1988 so he ... ★7

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

wait a second...………………….. ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

family guy did it first. also, this joke... ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

this joke could have also worked if it w... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

its also the 6th in your mother's bedroo... ★2

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

but...he ALWAYS can draw whatever he wan... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

sigh.... show us on the doll where he to... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

if money can't buy happiness then how co... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

the blood on greenshirt is also purple. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

now im no hematologist but im pretty sur... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

I was always tempted to be active on tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

whats it like being drawn in DAVE'S art-... ★6

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

welp, never thought I would find one but...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

astrophysicist as a father. ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

why did the guy upstairs tell the mom. "... ★7

Comment to comic 4986 on 2018-07-18

i stopped laughing at fart jokes when I ...

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

let it go. let it gooooo….

Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-11

if 25% of all coffee is being spit out, ...

Comment to comic 4977 on 2018-07-09

you think the human race is built to be ... ★3

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

except getting cum in your eyes wouldn't...

Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01

as M night Shyamalan would say, "what a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-27

i wouldn't want to cheer up if my lifesp...

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

he's in love with the shape of them.

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

what if trump's entire presidency is tha... ★1

Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20

judging by the mother's hair color, she'... ★3

Comment to comic 4959 on 2018-06-18

is C&H gonna become a porn comic like......

Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-13

now THIS is a plan I can get behind.

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

i'd give my organs to MY worst enemy, as... ★4

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-28

wait, why would she want to be bald? ★1

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

wait what the hell...why would cropsy sp... ★2

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25

suspect is rethinking his life choices w... ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

if Johnson can resist, im sure you can..... ★1

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

the royal wedding was an inside job.

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

is that soothsayer spilling Clorox bleac... ★5

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

I'm so glad religion isn't taught in sch...

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

not as good as actually setting it on fi...

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

huh. if you, a male, listen to a love so... ★3

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

oh god, they just became more meta.... T... ★1

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

what if its 1 wish per infinity stone?

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

my god....this comic came out a few week... ★1

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04

theres a bathroom in there? but...how? ★1

Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-01

yesterday, on april 29, it was my 18th b... ★3

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01

I'm browsing the internet because I have... ★1

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01

the genie in Aladdin said that he cant g... ★1

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

ah yes, I remember the judgemental accou... ★1

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

that's a good thing.

Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29

how to read a comment without having to ... ★1

Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29

he could have just roofied the wine....

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

maybe a good idea is, instead of having ... ★1

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

my favorite game! ★1

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25

that's a bad idea. the only thing we can... ★2

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

one of the doctors is a woman... oh sorr... ★1

Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-15

just fire him ffs. that is every level o... ★2

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

how was she ever gatekeeper? I fail to u...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

eh, black people do it all the time.

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

a heartwarming family adventure! ★3

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

underneath my gigantic brain is actually... ★4

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

I took a quick glance at a sombrero once... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

or telling a white kid not to shoot up h... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

I don't believe in god. but I believe in... ★1

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

that is exactly how energy works. ★4

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02

how many Christians does it take to chan... ★6

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01

gotta love pornhub

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31

the tale of gay cowboys. is this a delet... ★4

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

ay girl, your legs are the word. so lets... ★3

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

and that's where babies come from.

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

i was a pill once.

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

a mother should NEVER force a pill down ...

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

the artwork of this image is so...mixed.... ★12

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

good. more time spent on discord is less...

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

shouldn't the mother be Carmen san-diego...

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

I cant believe waldo is ACTUALLY there.....

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

I was unable to find waldo in that image...

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-11

BEGONE THOT! ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

I don't even own a car....

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

if god isn't answering the prayers of an... ★3

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

great great? only two greats? I know tha... ★1

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

mailboxes will, infact, become useless s...

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

I've heard of baby showers, but not gend...

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

when did I say that?

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

this is it, the end of a legend.... ★1

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02

how do you make a belt out of NIPPLES, t...

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28

censoring female nipples and not male ni...

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-27

why doesn't he just take the picture wit... ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

that is exactly what a donut is.

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

but that's not how lightning or X-rays w...

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24

why do people think amnesia: the dark de...

Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21

your profile picture makes me want to re... ★2

Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21

he got to see boobs for free, why is he ... ★1

Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20

yeah, and add the part where she says, "... ★7

Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18

goddamn it, someone did it, they used th... ★2

Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18

no, I meant draw. I just copy/pasted the...

Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18

so anyway, I found out that I can draw a...

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18

the new version of reverse flash looks g... ★2

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17

reminds me of my balls...

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

I never see jesus on Christmas. I never ... ★5

Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-14

now, I'm no expert on anatomy... but I'm...

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13

on the list of "things I wanted to see t... ★8

Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11

ITS A DICK.

Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11

whoa! female nipples? looks like C&H is ... ★6

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

why does she have banana earrings?

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

I mean, on the bright side, he got rid o...

Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07

I don't remember THAT part.....

Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07

wait a second, if Christians are so obse... ★2

Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06

that facial expression is terrifying. ★1

Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05

still a better president than trump. ★5

Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05

oh shit. green badges DO have intelligen...

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

he cant cum out a whole bottle? pathetic... ★1

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

a diet of pineapples and peaches. ★1

Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04

that's a fetish. ★1

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

if barry allen never got his flash power...

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

that is exactly whats going on in that p...

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

lets argue about past warfare! those dam...

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

atleast its better than everything else ...

Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-29

the last thing hitler did before he died... ★1

Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29

if they only have 1 appearance, then its... ★5

Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29

I wonder what dickman's superpower is.. ★3

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

but...he should still go to jail for the...

Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-23

that moment when you realize that the en... ★1

Comment to comic 4832 on 2018-01-23

that guy on the left is moving his leg, ... ★6

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23

is that the American stereotype or the "... ★1

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23

hey uncle, have you seen my dog? ★3

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21

I'm guessing this comic was uploaded in ... ★4

Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19

I posted a youtube video where I browse ...

Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19

is c&h just following trends now? Thomas...

Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16

why would you have to look up one of the...

Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16

I REALLY fucking hate PUBG, overrated ga... ★3

Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16

this comment is worst than trump.

Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16

so I guess nobody is going to address th... ★4

Comment to comic 4826 on 2018-01-14

but how far can he shoot his cum?

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14

don't think highly of yourself just beca...

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14

god, I remember that episode. it was so ... ★3

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14

but....how does that work? is it a car i...

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

gasp its green...my badge... I AM NO LON... ★4

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

she gets off to buses? is there somethin...

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

you masturbate to cheese? please stop ta...

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

if a man masturbates to his own penis, d...

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09

im no expert on anatomy but I'm pretty s...

Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08

how would it be hot enough to sweat RIGH...

Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07

cteklite comments on everything, just wa...

Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07

whoa, i actually saw a little preview fo...

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

if he's asexual, why would he have a kid...

Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02

last comment made in 2017.

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

THIS is what we wait years for?

Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02

1st comment made in 2018! this is a high... ★1

Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01

it seems that horses are the most popula...

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

but 2000 itself was a year.

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

well, sucks to be that guy

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30

only off by one year. so you can still l...

Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30

oh shit, I remember that video. too bad ...

Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-29

you're still a little bitch, but a littl...

Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27

the guy in the bed is matt, they're piss... ★7

Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27

cole looks like that guy that everyone s...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

blueshirt's mouth in the last panel remi...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

you added TWERKING in a comic? have you ...

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

remember that episode of futurama where ... ★3

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

says the person with the wife that's 30 ...

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-20

the butterfly WAS the face! ★1

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-20

is THAT where butterflies come from? ★1

Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19

you were bald before but somehow, you lo... ★2

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18

okay but don't call me an idiot because ... ★1

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18

so...the guy's mouth isn't colored in.

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18

do they have internet in space? ★1

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17

visual novels are SO uninteresting to me...

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17

I keep remembering a REALLY dumb Christm...

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

sex is the ultimate gambling game ever. ... ★4

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

sperm banks are adoption centers for the... ★1

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

i have bleak hope for the future of the ...

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13

so I notice how C&H hasn't said a word a...

Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13

onision as a fish.

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

funny thing is, he was when I made my co...

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

I enjoy that you enjoy his love and supp...

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

is it worth a THOT though? ★2

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

statistically, wouldn't north Koreans be...

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

that's a striped shirt, prisoners wear o...

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

what the fuck kind of dragon is that?

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

according to the simpsons, its called a ...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

technically, all smoking is evil. ★3

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

something surreal. I suggest surrealism ...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

oh come on lunar, that's an exaggeration...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

but who gets the bottom half?

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04

also, its an opossum, possum's are austr... ★1

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04

wait a second... possum's don't play dea... ★1

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04

how do you know none of those happened b... ★2

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04

and that's a basic summary of the bible.... ★4

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

last time I checked, white people weren'...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-01

when I drag my mouse over your pfp, the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-01

is the girl on the left wearing a fuckin...

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

I know why... ★2

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

In old english, "tyler" was a name that ... ★3

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

but....trump had his kids with other wom...

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

why were you allowed to reproduce 5 time... ★4

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

that's the dad's leg. ★2

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-11-29

huh. actually a pretty funny comic I gue... ★7

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29

you know what i enjoy? surrealism! the c... ★9

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-29

i mean, technically, its hard to feel gu... ★1

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27

I don't know who this "confused" person ... ★3

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27

its okay to tell the truth, noodle, you ... ★4

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27

so you're telling me that, as long as I ...

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

I am wearing a blue shirt... are you try...

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

I don't see why that's MY fault.

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

How have you been on this planet for ove...

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

another one of THOSE comics... ★8

Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25

space batman. ★2

Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25

my internet must be slow... that's okay,...

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-25

HA! just kidding, I'm not disabling adbl... ★1

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

oh don't worry, we wont miss you at all,... ★5

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

blue4029 talking about how religion suck... ★2

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

this comic reminds me of myself. I also ...

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

its called a bucket list because its act...

Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20

whoa, really? well, I guess that was the...

Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20

false! that list CLEARLY wasn't written ...

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

that's not how genetics works... if you ...

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

quit while you're ahead, cheese....

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

actually, only batman's father was a bil...

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

if you have one dead parent, that means ... ★9

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-18

the romans once saw wearing pants as "ba... ★4

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-18

a guy once beat dark souls with a drumki...

Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17

hey guys, I found the original grammar N... ★5

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

and people still think praying can fix t... ★1

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14

i don't get the joke, he CLEARLY saved t... ★5

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14

depressing comic week wasn't depressing ...

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13

but.... ah fuck it.

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13

just so you know, if you attend my funer... ★3

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12

Lilith was originally the first female, ... ★2

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12

god created adam from nothing but needed...

Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12

he's so Asian that only his EYES are yel...

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

he got crippled AFTER they moved there. ★1

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

thank you for you contribution to my new... ★2

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09

that's not depressing, that's bad parent...

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

and that's why I vow to never love anybo... ★4

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05

this one didn't depress me. TRY HARDER, ...

Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05

KKK because it comes with a ghost costum...

Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05

logangpaulersforlife101.... ah, perfect ...

Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05

bigger plot-twist: its a retirement home... ★3

Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04

is that not normal? damn, I've been with...

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04

FUNFACT: in other countries, ranch is co... ★1

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03

when it comes to execution, china is the...

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03

pence showing his support. ★4

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03

your parents made the greatest mistake b... ★6

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01

but he's still IN prison....

Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01

I tried to reverse image-search your pfp... ★6

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31

why would they want the kid to try on sh... ★1

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31

putin is obviously his puppeteer! isn't ...

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31

wait, you're a girl?

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30

so is it an uber that's exclusive to van...

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

there was once a king who liked to watch...

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

my dick quivered ★1

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27

you should be yourself. you don't have t... ★2

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27

"it doesn't work like that, trump." a se... ★6

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27

maybe I don't WANT to stop? ★4

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25

my throat has been sore all week.... I b... ★2

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

hey look, its quailman!

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

is there anything you wont masturbate to... ★4

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

oh god, trump used an emoji....

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

well, atleast GOD is in the room with hi... ★1

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

I hope you step on a lego, trump. >:( ★5

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

basically every politician or member of ...

Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22

if the dad is half-snail, is the son a q...

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21

they only said Donald trump was a racist... ★2

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21

what about the term "modern art"?

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20

i have officially maxed out my "I have n... ★4

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20

...he raped homes? ★5

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

why are the final destination movies mar...

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

The biggest insult I can think of is cal... ★6

Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17

why DO singers shoot themselves? infact,... ★3

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

sorry, I meant to say NO hope. ★4

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

the fact that a Harvard student lost to ... ★4

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

when you buy sperm, ivy league sperm is ...

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

Space ghost. ★2

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

I remember when I used to be an idiot...... ★3

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

it looks like its made of metal! it prob...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

you made a reply on a trump comment with...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

and that's a metal of coffee, you caffei...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

if I pour milk into a plastic cup, is it...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

ladies and gentlemen, the president of t... ★3

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

its a sperm whale.

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

how do we know if the blue whale is the ...

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11

Yes.

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

probably because its user IS a shitload.... ★1

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

If you press it, it makes pretty firewor...

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

I always imagined you had a shrine to hi...

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

soothesayer's childhood.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

the world's greatest challenge: go to a ...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

ol' jimmy hoxworth is back...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

that's not a sentence, its a name.

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

"fast" and "phone" do not belong in the ...

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06

the fitness brand pacer test again...

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06

theres a level in deus ex:human revoluti... ★1

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

a comic about my childhood, I see....

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

I read yours.

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

that's the least funniest thing I've rea...

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

so basically, its a socially awkward per...

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

my reply to this joke https://www.youtub...

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

ddint smeoone else do that?

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

the predator was better!

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

it was a crime against libraries.

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02

C&H has done so many "dad leaving" comic... ★2

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

Ma'am, you have a burn-mark on your chee...

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

whats wrong with your smile? your cheeks...

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

I really fucking hate conspiracy theorie...

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Was he the guy who requested a child as ... ★1

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30

Old people make terrible pedophiles! The...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29

there was once a black guy who wanted to...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29

oh, student loans? don't waste your time...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Bad RP. Trump is too illiterate to know ... ★5

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Wouldn't it be too small to censor? ★5

Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27

wasn't this already a comic a few years ...

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26

it only counts as a scrounge when I do i...

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

this counts as an internet scrounge. htt... ★2

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

I was hoping you would do one on plague ...

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

I fuckin' LOVE plague doctors! favorited... ★2

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

10/10 most original and insulting insult...

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

you might piss off lunarlegion, so I sup...

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

I mean, getting the flu isn't that bad.....

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22

theres nothing you can do about it, trum...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Since when does the internet like free s... ★1

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

you also cant talk period.

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

that's.... don't do that.

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

but who is he helping?

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17

I've been to BIRTHDAY parties that were ...

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16

this comic relates to YOU, dicknose!

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16

if I crack open a cold one in one yard a... ★1

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15

make sure you go swimming and wash that ... ★6

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15

this comic has been here for three days ...

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15

Nope. your bitchiness is still there.

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

stop trying to be lunarlegion.

Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12

sadly, I did not die in the hurricane. a...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

Hey guys, I hope I don't die in the hurr...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

alright its been long enough, ill explai... ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

I get it! I shall explain the joke later...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

once your term ends, I'll bet you'll get... ★3

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

I had to MANUALLY type this in based on ...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

heres the secret extra panel http://file... ★4

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09

"you the bomb!" "no, YOU the bomb!" a co... ★10

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

not*

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

not*

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

FAIL! that was a DAVE comic.

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

and people call ME a shitposter.

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

The Chronicles of Jim continue!

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

WHOA lunar, did you just reply in a Dona...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

for a moment, I thought depressing comic...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

and then we'll nuke them back even harde...

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

oh wait, he doesn't have a legacy....

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

The Legacy of Jim: coming soon to theatr...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Sorry trump, but you don't have the pati...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01

murder, politics, conspiracy, adult stuf...

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

I mean, it was either him or Hillary. th... ★2

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

my pfp is reading C&H.

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

where the fuck is that pfp from?

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

but- that's just- but how- but why- I do...

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

having a picture of a child that isn't y... ★3

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

right now, kim jong un is playing strate...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

dads are like boomerangs! I hope. ★3

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

........................................... ★6

Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29

oh look, lunarlegion guest stars in this...

Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28

But which is worse? Fifty shades of gray...

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27

holy shit I just realized something.... ...

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

I'm pretty sure bush did that WAY before...

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

so THATS why C&H characters don't have n...

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

did you just add an S after an apostroph...

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

whats it like having played a DC superhe...

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

"to nut or not to nut this is the questi...

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

The new Cinematic Universe looks great! ★1

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

it didn't happen in florida :(

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

my god.... HE HAS FEELINGS!!!!!

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

its only acceptable to have a mustache i...

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Good. now revive the other reoccurring c...

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

which breed of stork is that? ★1

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

Where do babies come from? ★1

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

I like how out of all the shitposters he... ★1

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

I once had a gimmick where I would comme...

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

oh wow, kris drew an accurate representa... ★4

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

actually, Gaylord is an actual name.

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20

I find it weird how there have been 3 fa...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19

I like to imagine your pfp is what you a...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18

DAMN Charles manson was short! no WONDER...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

I feel better knowing that I'm better th...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

rare footage of the presidential orangut...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

I have earned the right to be better tha...

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

well, you were the Nazi leader in a past...

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

a rocket shaped like a penis. ★5

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

A little bitch. ★1

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-15

its called an amber alert after a 9 year...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

you'd still be a little bitch.

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

Hey lunar, don't be a grammar Nazi. that...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

but there are no rules to grammar. and t...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

my god. I never thought I'd find it but ...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

I was referring more to me being "smart"...

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15

....why would you (or anyone) want to do...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

I am a smart dog and I find this offensi...

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

...then I guess she doesn't go on dates ...

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12

Fake! They didn't have bazookas back the...

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08

but what planet is he from?

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

How can a man who has had 3 wives be gay...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

he's racist, sexist and he makes fun of ...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

i get to be side!

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05

that doesn't seem healthy....

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

now you are 1 year closer to death. and ...

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

plot twist: pence does it ★1

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

and also Dick Sucker.

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02

....did you just HATE on a PINOBATCH com...

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01

I just stopped by hurtz for a donut. wan...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

I KNOW I saw this from a mrlovenstein co...

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

hey cropsy, look what I found! https://w... ★1

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

damnit!

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

get the tattoo removed with LASERS.

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

that feels like it should be an actual t...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

did someone say god exists on the commen...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Fake! he doesn't even have a child moles...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

why do fat cops exist if they need you t...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

welp. I found a youtube video with a C&H...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

was that before or after your incarnatio...

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

he also has 3 arms.

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

does anyone even remember that song?

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

i bet your PFP is scary to someone who a...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

why would you give your contact number a...

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

would you rather be as white as a trump ... ★3

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

i wonder why THAT was the most memorable... ★1

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

No, the goaste nightmare

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

that is...horrifying. someone should mak...

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

nah, I like this one

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

a guy sitting at a computer? perhaps I f...

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

and that's why they do cavity searches, ...

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

Skynet sure has been declining...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

wrong! that's a speedo with the DESIGN o... ★3

Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05

C&H truly is running out of ideas.....

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Ewwww......

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

this is worse than fruit week. hell, its...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

Why would they make one-holed balls?

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

wow, they sure like to drag out this jok... ★2

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

clearly he's trying to talk like a pirat...

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

why does he have so many dicks?

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27

he must be part echidna. ★1

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25

their heads were bowling balls the entir...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

this is probably how I would be with a g...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

what we need to do is revive the CURRENT...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

wow, grammar much?

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

what is that monstrosity?! why does he h...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

the battle of generations

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

why was he carrying around a pair of tes... ★1

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

I was actually planning on bringing this...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

I'm an atheist!

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

a priest and a rabbi inside a bar? I won...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

that's probably something trump would ac...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

of all jobs, why was jesus a CARPENTER?

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

the 3rd one is my favorite. I don't get ... ★1

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

but wait, only the confederate army's le... ★1

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

I'm pretty sure you have 6 arms....and w... ★3

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

and then he kicks him to death.

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

I never said it WAS a mental disorder. h...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

schizophrenia tends to commonly effect h...

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

oh god no. NO. goddamnit NO! not another... ★1

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

that is....physically impossible.

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

wait, I don't get it...

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04

this comic takes place in texas. because...

Comment to comic 1715 on 2017-06-03

oh wow, I completely missed this short, ...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

who said I'm "trying"? clearly I am bein...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

and you thought he was MY alt! ★1

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

but your hat is FROM a kris comic. I don...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

blind people have a sense on where they'...

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

...how fucking far did she shove the mar...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have a .gi...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

if we count all the doctors as one perso... ★4

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

all fat people are permanently pregnant....

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

prison is relatively easy to escape. sin... ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

why DO you have a red badge?

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

that's a weird way to cut carrots.... or...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

hey look! its the man who could sit anyw... ★2

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

the fuck? ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

but what if the Bermuda triangle sends t...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

I once thought Eminem was M&M and when t... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

huh. suddenly, I'm not the biggest shitp...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

why are "the most searched for celebriti... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

I heard talk of god, where is my atheism...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

wasn't there a killer named "the angel o...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

he would prefer it had I not returned.

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

is that how you get a girlfriend?

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

what is he? a democrat?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

I am convinced that ash is cain from the... ★1

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

are you a fire type or a flying type?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

ash catching ALL the pokemon? bitch, he ... ★2

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

is that why you're here? ★3

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

and yet my comment still has 6 likes. ★1

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13

what are they? Asian babies? ★12

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

what if his parents didn't actually forg... ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

because nothing says "protection" more t... ★3

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

you ARE the universe. as much as I am an...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

why is everyone complaining about how th... ★3

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

you are your own god. you are responsibl...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

aaaaand he even has a strapon on his hea...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07

the monster in our closet. we all have o...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

so he's attracted to Styrofoam?

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

best gimmick account ever. ★1

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

if god is real, why would he create athe...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

when current day millennials become doct...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

I don't know why YOU got elected, I vote...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

if it was illegal to be a cop, who would...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

the character joy is the real fap thing....

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

I'm pretty sure ivanka is well over 18.....

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02

a doctor once preformed surgery on himse...

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02

hey lunar, send him one of these https:/...

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

I don't getttt iiiiitttttt :(

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

oh I get it, his PC died...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

well I just spoiled it for you, enjoy th...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

what? no talk about scott Shelby? he was...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

today is my birthday, upon this day I gr...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

we don't know the long-term effects of v...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

i...i think we found a way to smoke that... ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

that's not how physics works.

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25

that snorkel makes you look like a nerd!... ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

my favorite week.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

every sunday?

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

god killed more people in the bible than... ★5

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

oh boy, dating someone...like THAT will ...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

that's not supposed to be jesus.

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

how many male bees are there?

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

though it still doesn't say anything abo...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

well shit, I no longer feel smart.

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

also, the bible never mentioned anything...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

did kris just make god black? what is th...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

heres a site about geography http://ikno... ★1

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

i forgot that you mentioned you were a g...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

but that would delete all of MY comments...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

well gee...I WANTED to type something he...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

but wait a second...he doesn't need to u... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

hey kids! don't get aids! because you'll...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

"wife"

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

private browsing is called incognito mod...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

I...I think you may have more problems t...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

weeds? grass?

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

hair?

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

jesus had holes in his HANDS, not his fe...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

I'm from the internet myself, and the in...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

what the hell, internet?! you can't just... ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

if supporting gay rights makes you gay, ... ★3

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

gun week, brought to you by texas. potat...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I'm assuming its a lot more common in Ru...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

oh god, now TRUMP is doing it....

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Q-tips are meant to clean the outer-part...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

I support Donald trump's statement.

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

today's website is this robot dance http...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

you added van gogh and mike Tyson to you...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

genie week is over. ★1

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

my spirit animal is the 0.1% of bacteria... ★12

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

I wish you were late. little bitch. ★2

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

I relate to this comic on an emotional l...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

if I was a doctor, I'd totally do that

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

too cool for sschool. full stop D+?

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

it's ironic because ted bundy is from fl... ★1

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

there's something not right with that se...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

how does a genie have an anus... ★1

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03

what the fuck is happening in your pfp?

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

it's funny because the earth isn't actua...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

genies originate from Arabic mythology, ...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

negative belief? try no belief. how can ... ★5

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

pretty much.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

hey guys! this comic makes an appearance...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

you are why I read these comments.

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

if jesus died on the cross, why is the s...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

if you saw Donald trump in real life, in...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

there's no such thing as too much intern...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

cool story bro, heres mine. once upon a ...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24

well, here's another internet scrounge I...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

they don't do comics on thursdays

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

really? what am I?

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/06/meet-...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19

too bad they aren't in the new one.

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

I don't understand the joke...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

I am 80% sure that I have irish SOMEWHER...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

this comic can only be read in an irish ...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

lets see how long I can continue this...... ★1

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

you forgot to mention Anneliese Michel

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

man, hate it when that happens...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

hey guys, look at this website I found h... ★1

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

note:i recently have obtained a laptop, ...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe i have f... ★1

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

And today on the internet we have.... ht... ★1

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

Those are puns the COMMENTS would make.....

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

....what?

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Welp, time for a website that's complete... ★2

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Gallagher was a comedian you cheater!

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

I want to shoot the laptop because C&H c...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

I wonder if that's what rob's yard looks... ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

I made an avatar and my pfp should uploa...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Because everyone loved mythology, i give... ★2

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Apples don't have jugulars!

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Thanks to the MOBA game SMITE, I know pl...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

All the COUNTRIES in South America are t...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

I really love mythology. ★4

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Today, on the internet i have this. http... ★4

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

So......south america is a third world c...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

But death is interpreted as a male by ev...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

Nobody has asked you what's wrong becaus... ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

If you're going to do THAT, i would expe...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Today's internet scrounge is about autoc... ★2

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

It's going to be THIS all week..... ★1

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therapy ★6

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

I give you my vow that I will never do t... ★2

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

So it's two sentences? Grammar. Motherfu...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Your forehead implies that you're a "gra... ★2

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Hey guys, I finally have a website that'... ★3

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Still not as bad as teen tit-NO! I refus...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Hey lunar, I found your new favorite sup... ★7

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

"Will smith will smith" is a proper sent...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

I expected you to stop being a little bi... ★1

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

Behold! For i have found true humor! htt... ★8

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

If jesus was born from a virgin, doesn't... ★4

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

I should have a better website tomorrow.... ★1

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

The return of the revenge of greasy gary... ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

The internet will never fail on me. http... ★4

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

How is asciiman a serial killer?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

That movie got a 7%

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

You know the old "frosty the snowman" mo...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Who do you think is going to see your se...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28

I found this site http://www.funnyordie.... ★1

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28

Yo dawg i heard you like batman. So we k... ★8

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

Hey lunar, look what I found! http://shu... ★1

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

Too bad your dick isn't as large as your... ★7

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

Today, I give you the tallest virtual ap...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27

I can relate, bro. I'm also a judge. ★1

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27

Wow, he makes marilyn manson look good.

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Sadly, I forgot to save a website. Here'...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

He could just rub his metal wristbands t...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

His body is a temple of nothing? I once ... ★5

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Here's a step-by-step tutorial for how t... ★2

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Would be funnier if you said "scott" ins...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

I'll show him when he gets back online.

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Hey guys! I found cteklite's mug http://... ★3

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Oh! Almost forgot to post the internet t...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

But what kind of cancer is it?

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

You want your daily website? Mangos. htt... ★5

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

What is a "friend"?

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

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Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

Not even close you say?

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

No and no? Noodle perhaps?

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

I am your saviour! http://morsecode.scph...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Disclaimer:the link above is not a crack...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Well, i found this using stumbleupon. I ... ★2

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

If C&H lasts for 222 years, then we migh...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

How exactly does that look like 2 horses...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

I didn't have any more websites saved bu...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

Sadly, it is not me. It's probably cloro...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

This is why you're shipped.

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Orange house* ★4

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Why would it be?

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Today, all i have is this http://clickto... ★1

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Your name is ricky, julian and bubbles b... ★7

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Still not as fake as 9/11 ✈️ ★1

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Stinson*

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

That's a barney stitson pickup line.

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Today, we have a waiting in line simulat...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

I actually have no idea why I would brin...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

You can ask your dog to stop being dead.... ★2

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Pick up the phone Dial tone Blank space ...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Fact: Cteklite's dog is dead and has bee... ★3

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Just use male siri.... Or cortana.

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

If more countries drive on the right tha...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Wanna hear a joke? I'd tell you the one ... ★1

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Today's website is.... http://whatsideof...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Is this how it happened in jonestown?

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19

Wait....what

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19

Who wants me to post live camera sites f... ★6

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19

Website of the day is..... http://flavou...

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19

Rotten tomatoes is a website that review...

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18

Fuck you too, bismuth technetium hydroge...

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18

Interesting symbolism. Basically, we bel... ★4

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

Wow, clorox needs to defend his lady.

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

Oh hey astro, this is for you http://din... ★4

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

I have like, 5 websites stockpiled and r...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

I should have a new website tomorrow but... ★1

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Damnit satan, we had a deal! ★1

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

That's not what I'm looking for.

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

What if the human body was a sitcom wher...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Here's a website that gives movie spoile...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Fact:you, your grandchildren, your great...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Website time! Today, sloths. http://www....

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Because nothing says "valentines day" li...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

But you have noodle.... ★3

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Remember this? https://youtu.be/pFexG232...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

To meet with a guy on a computer (me)

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Because red is the color of blood. It's ...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Why are you such a god damn shitposter?

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Well gee, I really don't have much today...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Would you rather read fox news or buzzfe...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

What if every comic is the continuation ...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Grandma?! What are you doing inside my c...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

This made me laugh http://pleated-jeans....

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

Looking at your comments be like http://... ★3

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

Fish are still a useless pet to have ★1

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Adolf hitler, josef stalin, albert einst... ★3

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

I started watching anime with soul eater...

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Was eaten by....

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Today, i got .gifs! http://pleated-jeans...

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doe... ★8

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Yay! I mean-oh, poor you.... ★3

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

And he just came back from the furry con...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

The of japan? My god....I'm finally not ... ★5

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Funfact:shrimp is referred to as an abom... ★4

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Do YOU like life hax? http://pleated-jea... ★4

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

How do you "decide" to become a prostitu...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10

If you say you're a waste management pro...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10

My narcissism is just an act, i assure y...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10

Pretty much everyone has heard of the ga...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

What if there was a reality show where a...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

@lunarbitch Everyone knows that I'm not ...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

Prematurely is how you were born.

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

Your ability to comment,

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

Heres 2 websites for the price of 1! htt...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

I assume you're talking about me....

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Ah yes, the KKK....

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Something you'll never be.

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

I don't get it...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

There are two movies i want to watch but...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

I found this on youtube https://youtu.be... ★1

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

I remember graduating from that school. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

Oh non-existent god why?!

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

So i was going to a bunch of games doing...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Today, i have another webcomic http://sa... ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

And now, the internet. https://www.moste... ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Most likely

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

He DID promise.....

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

She and Clorox bleach ran away to get ma...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

A metaphor. The apple represents our mon... ★5

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

You would know that because you share a ...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

I'm gonna ask. ★1

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Today's website is this game http://ilov...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

You expect me to scroll down every time ...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Where's wingman when you need him?

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

I never heard of that word. But i can us... ★3

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

There are 644 million websites worldwide...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Don't worry. I have plenty more.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

So everyone wants to know where the fuck...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Oh look, dave copied himself http://expl...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

W? It just ended.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

How is me calling you a little bitch pub... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

I was watching game grumps and they were...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

You're still a little bitch. That's a bi...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

I have acess to the entire internet. Wit...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

It's more of an "internet" browse since ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

I don't know why but for some reason, th...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Oh i get alot less shit now.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Oh god. I got SO much shit on the commen...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

If you must know, I find them on the int...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Thank you for enjoying my internet scrou...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Today on the internet i found..... This ... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

What a knife pun!

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Aha! I knew non-shitposters can have red...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

If you'd only just stop being DEAD!

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

The 5 second rule doesn't exist. Bacteri...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Why was he the iceman?

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Holy shit....you actually went to school...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Because he touches himself at night

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Today's internet browse gives you this h...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Why would he keep pictures of his kids i... ★1

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I literally just recently started watchi...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

FUCK YOU I HAVE INTERNET SKILLZ! Mythica...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Wafers coated in chocolate

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I'm assuming the inmate beat him because...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Yes...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I have internet skills ★1

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Today on the internet i found a website ... ★2

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

There once was a farmer who lived on a r... ★2

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

☝ the guy who wrote THAT comment is also...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

Only little bitches correct grammar. Als... ★1

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

Do hats count as cosmetology? Technicall...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

Attention please? ;-; ★1

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

It starts when obama stops being black

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

Today's internet scrounge is from a comi...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

^ the guy who wrote this comment is a li...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

No matter how many times i scroll down, ...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

What if it's a military clock?

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

He said they should "hit" the town, not ...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Compared to you, I'm a quality poster. ★1

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Fuck it, here's another internet scroung...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Take a shot everytime you read a word

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Cancer is a cell that regenerates non-st...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Internet scrounge! I wonder which one of...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

You have to paste the link in your URL. ...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Also this one is too funny http://wtffun...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Ah, your average internet scrounger is b...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Relevant comic http://explosm.net/comics...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

My mother actually looks like that IRL t...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

How did dave know what my mom looked lik...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

We will never need him because he's a li...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Today's scrounge is a youtube music vide...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

You ruined the fucking joke ★3

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Is burger king married to dairy queen? D... ★3

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Whoa! Someone actually enjoys the conten...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Today's internet scrounge is another dum... ★2

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Too bad she belongs to clorox bleach ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Wait, why did he get fired?

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Well gee, late comic Daily internet scro... ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25

Fuck off, commie ★3

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Both. The sun shines on one side of the ... ★8

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

If you're calling me stupid then I would...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Nah, he clearly recognizes genius ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Probably shouldn't tell you that we desc... ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

I just realized..... Humans have been ar... ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Know who else judged people based on rac... ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

The funniest thing is the fact that she ... ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Dodo's died before the internet was inve...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Here's something new:i shall scrounge th... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

There is no god, it's just an imaginary ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

ATTENTION ALL Astro doesn't exist anymor... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

9 favorites, no replies. It's a sad worl...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

He's a white guy pretending to be black ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

I can also use big words you photosynthe... ★4

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

The scariest president was probably rush... ★12

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Please go back to inactivity. ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Pffffft, what the hell is a shitposter? ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Give them aids. ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

A bullet could never travel that far.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

There was never a man on mars, we've onl... ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

I can see that this comic has offended y...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

You're probably white irl... ★6

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

They need to make more drug comics so yo...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

when the moon hits your eye like a big p... ★2

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

"We are the true tribe of god because we... ★2

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

I'm no expert but... I've never seen don... ★5

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

Is that what adidas tells you?

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

Keep squatting in that adidas tracksuit....

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

Why is he shooting at someone's ass?

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Nobody likes nickelback, you lose.

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20

I didn't watch it because i was saving o... ★2

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20

If the titanic had a boy band on it....w... ★2

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

@lunarlegion Well yeah....i AM smarter t...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Luckily, I don't know the name of the co... ★1

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Those are sensible groupings but does po...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

It's sad how everyone here recognizes th...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Did you know that there are 4 types of r...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

Smartest* ★4

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

ncorrect. I am the smartest out of all 2...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

I don't cry during the sad endings of mo...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

They're going to use those squirt guns o...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Pineapples make everything worse. I don'...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Silly asian, canadians can't be black!

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Drake's not canadian! He's black!

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Know who WONT return? Cteklite's dog.

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

He stared at your face and his eyes comm... ★4

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

What if he's so blind that he sucks the ...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Your penis is smaller than my IQ.

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

This comment hasn't been eradicated beca...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Yeah he is

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Well yeah, derek wanted to prove that no... ★1

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16

But can it cast a spell that makes you n... ★5

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16

Hey guys! I got invited to a party! I do...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

The 3 legged table at which my ipad is a...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

It's balanced considering the angle of t...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

And now for today's gross-out thought! I...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

So rob has made this into a series then.... ★2

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

Lets see...nothing to comment about....s... ★1

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

New email address time to spam! I am of ...

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

I mean...it's still a finger

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

Yesterday you did serial killer quotes, ...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

Beijing is so polluted, the air is nearl...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

This is the second comic about vaping. h... ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Did you know that humans aren't immune t...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

How has nobody figured this out by now?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

People follow the age of consent just as...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

It makes her married to one

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

The snow white one isn't surprising. The...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

You're still being shipped with clorox b...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

His face....off?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

That's not how face muscles work.... ★1

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

What a rude comment. It's almost as if y...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

That badge should say "little bitch"

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

So what if my badge is red? I guess non-...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Fuck, my badge is red. Shit.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Ah yes, Stockholm syndrome. More common ...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Is it time to D-D-D-Duel?

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

What if there was an FPS game called "pu... ★1

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Onision's marriage in a nutshell

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Can't your boyfriend, clorox bleach, tak...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

I hate that i have to wait 3 days for ev...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Funfact:nobody is reading these comments...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

So, i made a macaroon TV dinner, after t...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

Why is he black?

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

You should feel a romantic entanglement ... ★1

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Ssshhhh just let it sail.

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Water isn't wet but it makes things that...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Oh the humanity....

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

I dunno. Enjoy sailing.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

I now ship clorox bleach and soothsayer.... ★6

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Wait, doesn't kris always post a comic o...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

What does the road sign in your pfp even...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Screw it. I ship it! ★3

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Because that makes sense...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

How can I be a shitposter if I haven't s...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

I'm not a shitposter. My comments are ju...

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

I want to see an anime where the protago... ★1

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

My existence still exists

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

Yep. My dick is so huge, you can see it ...

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-03

I remember when my mom wanted to get an ... ★1

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-03

If you zoom in enough, it looks like you...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Augustus was his son, sorry. Or his adop...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Julius caesar wanted a month named after...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

That was literally a channelate comic

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

But astro! Florida is where the rocketsh...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Wait, they throw darts? MY parents just ... ★3

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

I think you're stealing my edge....

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Booze kills brain cells and makes you ba...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Time machines can also move through spac...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Is everybody in the windmill yet?

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

It's a chocolate candy made of pure suga...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

I still hate milk duds.

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Thrice.

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Welp, here it is. My first 2017 comment....

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Anyway, I haven't had a computer for the...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

On november 27 2015, my computer officia...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Tomorrow is the day that 2017 begins Tom... ★2

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plast... ★2

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

You are LITERALLY a cancer cell. ★1

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1 meter or 1 mile?

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I had no idea he was 16 years old and pa...

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I found something interesting after goog...

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Because blue is the best color in the al... ★1

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What if a deaf person entered the chambe... ★2

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I've heard all these. http://wtffunfact....

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The reason why these comments don't have...

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Your inspiration is failure enough.

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If you hit a man named ler, do you HIT L...

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I'm with every atom! ★1

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Why is it that whenever I think about a ... ★2

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Is better than your hat.

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How did he even invite the entire sea?

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Little bitch.

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I hate lunarlegion because he's a little... ★2

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Pokemon GO to the polls!

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I hate milk duds. They always get stuck ...

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The only "flamer" here is you. Let's hop...

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Our rivalry continues to spark.

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What do you call a bar in space but also... ★1

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your soul....

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I'm ready. I've dealt with the worst.

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Say happy hanukkah. Do it! ★2

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Welp, Christmas time. What doesn't exist... ★1

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At first I thought, "wait, shouldn't the...

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But not the people IN the bible!

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So you would have the power to not exist...

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Open this pickle jar. ★1

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Why does he have muscles?

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Or i could watch batman V superman and f... ★4

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You are not a good person. ★2

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Hey look, I made that into a meme! ★2

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Protip: don't wrap living things. Ever. ★2

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I write my comments down in notepad so I...

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*badass

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Wait...the steam forums? Are you...are y...

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This comic reminds me of the time i save...

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The comic was so annoyed by you that it ... ★2

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Ice on the penis....just the thought of ...

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Gorillas are even LESS related to humans...

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Technically, every joke is a copy.

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Throwing lamps at people who need to lig... ★3

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Due to a difference in sperm and biology...

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Aids!

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You sound like one of those people who s...

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Manga is basically the japanese VERSION ...

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Anime is japanese for "animation" Manga ...

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Why is this kris comic so oddly adorable...

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If plastic is made from oil and oil is m... ★3

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I once had a dream where they repeated D... ★1

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He would also have 5 other siblings ★2

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I wonder when MY dad will get home from ...

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Drinken*

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I have this giant water bottoe that I co...

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whale then, i guess that was funny. ★1

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Pffft. I don't even have to FISH for tha...

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Protip:if you're looking for a certain c...

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My comments get 8 favorites when i talk ... ★1

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My religion comments are my most sucessf...

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Last time i checked, the word "yes" didn...

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What if anime was dubbed by english-spea...

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Didn't you say you used to be water? ★2

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I believe a few cannibals have actually ...

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That was his last resort after they cut ...

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Your bedroom window.

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I just finished watching spirited away, ...

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@DBC http://explosm.net/comics/3291/

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Because you touch yourself at night. And...

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Nope!

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I've made it a point that I can't be dri...

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Nobody was sure WHEN jesus was born. The... ★5

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Those ornaments DO look delicious....

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Your review was posted when I was on the...

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I notice how none of your comments ever ...

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There was a fantastic party for lemons o...

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Ha ha!

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But how did she hold her breath long eno...

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Who DOESNT want to punch murdoc in the f...

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The purple hippo next to me found this j...

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Comments have been slow these days...bar...

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"This flower smells like chloroform"

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"Raisin bran is my favorite cereal!" -Sa...

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Yes, that's why....

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I'm probably smarter than you.

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Rice krispies were ACTUALLY invented on ... ★4

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The word "gullible" isn't in the diction... ★4

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@itsyaboy I understood it perfectly, I j...

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Photoshop a santa hat. Done.

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Buck=male deer

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Kurt cobain. He's had some pretty good h... ★1

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If OM went inactive, why did he change h...

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What does a mountain chicken have to do ...

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Want to facepalm? Google "mountain chick... ★2

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Does that mean I'm pro-choice? I believe...

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"I'm gonna hold up a Cardboard sign to g... ★2

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I think that's called "florida" ★2

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Darnell? The pyromaniac best friend of p...

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And now, a brief view on war Country A w... ★1

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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I remember alot of embarrassing and bad ...

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They do need a "take-two"

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Life just isn't short enough...you live ... ★1

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.....did you just say the word "christia...

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Know what they SHOULD have given him? Ba... ★8

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There was once a man on death row about ...

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Actually it's a storm drain.

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Shouldn't the mask cover your mouth?

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I never played that game.

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And now for something sad! When i say "m...

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....soon.

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The computer in my pfp is a reindeer! ★1

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Im more better than you!

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Like an orphan in the sky....

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Maybe the code IS that simple and you're...

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I found the words "we do asb cx"

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It takes some real creativity to add a h...

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Actually it's a storm drain.

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Remember GENERAL obvious?

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This comic looks very similar to this on... ★4

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To get to the other side of what? I alre...

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My favorite pfp of yours was the rapid a...

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Time to tax our churches!

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Actually it's a storm drain.

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If churches payed taxes, everyone else w...

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Jesus was arab.

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Jesus is a "part" of god but becomes god...

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I've had this account since 2014, I've j...

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STS was a girl this whole time? They nev...

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Its never too late to make a religious c... ★7

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How come vampires can't walk around duri...

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Oh look, a bible joke. Jesus IS god...

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I have gotten insulted by some of the ni...

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Also, I thought that when I was 7.

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I'm not a fucking idiot, I'm not fucking...

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Actually it's a storm drain.

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I used to wonder "if humans evolved from...

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Because you touch yourself at night.

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Actually, it's a storm drain. risky busi...

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What if the actual punchline of this com...

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Shouldn't you vote for the grammar one?

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What's with all the racism? We were all ...

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I have a feeling your PFP is a picture o...

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Because your dad's penis is your dad.......

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When you say office, do you mean "lonely...

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Out with the old, in with the new.

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A chicken and an egg are having sex, whi...

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Am I smart or stupid? Greatest question ...

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I've never flagged a comment, it was pro...

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@Z then it wouldn't be for good reason, ...

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No one flagged noodle when se posted HER...

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I think I'm gonna stay away from that da...

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@C, i never said I believed in a religio...

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None of the things you talk about are a ...

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A SHOOORRRTT dress.

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I can see that you're not wearing pants ...

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Okay maybe a bit cruel, as an atheist I ...

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I was once a redneck for 3 years until I...

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She and prince can get heaven-coffee. Ju... ★2

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Is she gonna burn me on a cross?

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Prepare to be cut on my edge! If it's ra...

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Emotions are what I'm learning to contro...

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I'm thankful that I have the sanity and ...

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I want to make this special type of waff...

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America and canada are the only countrie... ★1

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That comment wasn't there when I first c...

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This comic uploaded the MOMENT i signed ...

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That seems like a kris comic

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Welp, my ipad's battery is now shit. It ...

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TGFTB.

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You know that futurama movie that had a ...

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How to be incredibly rich 1.somehow get ...

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Ffort, close enough

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I was gonna say, "how do you know he's e... ★1

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Heres a comment about time Time has exis...

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But asian's have small mouths!

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You didn't even link the photograph....

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Vaginal juices.

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I don't think a tumor can support that w...

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I don't have sunshine in a bag, noodle. ...

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Im not happy, im not feeling glad, im us...

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Lets see if I can guess Saddam hussein D...

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That's certainly not the apple kind of j...

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Does she insult you while trying to shoo...

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Ha! Nerd! ★1

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The entire story of star wars is a bunch...

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What if he said the word "dick"? Would i...

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Retractable fingers. ★1

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Hitler died before the thing on his lip ...

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What if all C&H characters are skinheads...

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We are the universe. For the universe is... ★1

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She stole from the white house.

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Hey guys I would just like you to know t... ★1

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I don't think you need catholic school t...

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If einstein was smart then why is he dea...

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The word "never" is meaningless in this ...

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I don't! Why just look at what I found h...

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Don't you hate it when a llama stabs you...

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Nothing is...nothing. It's not a color a...

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STOP SENDING ME RICKROLLS

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I'm guessing that's a rick roll...

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Channel name?

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Did I ever tell you that I'm an atheist?...

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You, as a person, will one day die. No m...

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Snoop dogg is 6"4 though...

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"It was just a prank bro!" Hitler's last...

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So wait, she ISNT a six foot tall black ...

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If pinnochio said his nose will grow, wo...

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MGW sure does get your panties wet, does...

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Huh, I have a habit of repeating subject...

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I said this yesterday but I'll say it ag...

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google translate don't fail me now! Lleg...

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Aiya is a Chinese term for something unp...

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I feel sorry for animals like whales and...

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Well I mean, EVERY animal originated fro... ★1

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Technically they were, they BECAME human...

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Humans have been alive for 65 million ye...

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Oh boy! The week of the funniest comment... ★1

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I don't cry during DCW, that would imply... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

There's 5.

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Donald trump was in "home alone 2:lost i... ★2

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Well in reality right now, it's "depress...

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Another comment with 10 favorites? I can... ★1

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I don't think a bad president has EVER c...

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I HIGHLY doubt trump will start world wa... ★1

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Cousin with a sofa? How does that work

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"And After he became president, america ... ★11

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Well shit, time to hire a hitman. ★3

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Don't you live in space? How does trump ...

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An oryx isn't a horse though

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Did someone say christianity? ★1

Comment to comic 2981 on 2016-11-08

Technically he said "GJ" not "goob job"

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

The majority of smar- i mean stup- At th... ★1

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And you don't deserve your air.

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Well i mean, religion has started wars, ...

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This totally fits in a political comment...

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The competition will be stiff ★1

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You live with your mom?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Twice.

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Remember when leonardo decaprio didn't g...

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There are stupid kids everywhere in the ...

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There is no magical man in the sky that ...

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I believe their fingers are retractable

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I was reading a book where this guy crea... ★9

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What's the difference between a muslim b...

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child m... ★7

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FINISH HIM! K-K-KOMBO BREAKER

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My imaginary friend is god! You know, be... ★1

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I accidentally bit my finger while eatin...

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So you and chad are in that kind of rela...

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-04

Clorox made this comment before being re...

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Those cuffs don't look secure enough

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∞: blue4029

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So noodle, are you and 2-D going out?

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Papyrus is also obsessed with puzzles, t...

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My ass doesn't have vocal cords.

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Lifehack! Stick a cross in holy water fo...

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I commend your commend commendation, goo...

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Different time zones.

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

1 comic a day per 11 years equals...4015...

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I armpit hair my eat

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WHERE'S THE NEW COMIC?

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Nelson laugh HAW HAW!

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@BS3 I was kidding, she can have any pro...

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Then choose a feminine pokemon like sniv...

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I use an image resizer website ★1

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I do like dave comics Really the only ar...

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This is a rob comic so this comment is r...

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Le racistu!

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I was gonna type "many" but I guess i......

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Velma is literally the best scooby doo c... ★4

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I'm gonna trigger SO MUCH people.... Why...

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Is vaping ACTUALLY better? I heard it pu...

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Ever since that one time i got fucking t... ★1

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I don't dress up for halloween anymore.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

An unfunny character from a series of vi... ★5

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A brat refers to a misbehaved or spoiled...

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HOLY FUCK CTEKLITE, how many times are y...

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It appears that everytime i try to say s... ★1

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What the fuck kind of realistic creepypa...

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I sexually identify as a sexually identi... ★1

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Looks like someone needs a noose

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The noose doesn't actually strangle peop...

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Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

blue*, it's the way it's spelled.

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ah yes, nightmare before Christmas, tim ...

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The movie where you die

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Kim jong un, donald trump or hitler?

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Cut vertically, not horizontally

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

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How did he enter a bar if he's below dri...

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which is worse? people who never capital... ★3

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3 favorites, I'll be fine

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There's an expensive fucking coffin that... ★1

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I'm assuming that's the afterbirth he's ...

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What exactly is he feeling for? He has n... ★1

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Hail the blues!

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Aren't you and dewott dating? ★1

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Do you mean the bird or the verb? ★1

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He could easily kill everyone in the cou...

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Wait, you ARE a ghost? ★1

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Is the earth flat? Is obama a lizard? Is... ★1

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

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Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

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Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Wait so, black suit won the duel?

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Existance. Done.

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WHY ARE BRITISH PEOPLE SO ARROGANT AND C...

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I actually have a bad experience with BR...

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Are your pants made of mask?

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

STOP BEING GEOGRAPHICALLY INCORRECT

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

Is that an imitation of wolf from PAYDAY...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

No, I'M blue

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

We're not gonna build a wall, the cost w...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

Wait, where are his arms?

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

So I notice how you named your left (or ... ★1

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Reminds me of the time i once found a ha...

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I was literally going to comment that

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Wait a second...you can't get an STD fro...

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Grammar killed my family

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You have a more important role here then...

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Arizona gets more snow than florida, fuc...

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What are those white flakey things? And ... ★1

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

But why do they need that?

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

A refusal to review a comic about suicid...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Also I'm pretty sure that's a digimon

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

You change your avatar once a week now, ...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

On the subject of cars... You know those...

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Just use a spark plug and smash it to br...

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My father payed for this wall His father...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

You actually replied to a comment outsid...

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You misspelled "truth" by the way

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I'm the best one here, no one else is as...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

On the boat, nobody can hear your scream...

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I see you've run out of songs...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

You can't change your username....

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Honestly, matt needs to return....he's c...

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The only reason why everyone remembers t... ★2

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Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

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You realize OM the red-badge-haver said ...

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Looked red to ME! Maybe I'm colorblind y...

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Well murdoc is 1000 years old and his te...

Comment to comic 1633 on 2016-10-14

What if he went FORWARD in time to an ag... ★5

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

If shit posters have red badges then why...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Yes, I said "lore of the story", redunda...

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If noodle was 10 years old and is now 24...

Comment to comic 2221 on 2016-10-12

The fuck?

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

I once had a weeble wobble.... It fell d... ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

You misspelled "reason" so you should pr...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

I'm sure fire-grade goggles are much rar...

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I have nothing to comment about on this ...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

Says the WHITE bottle of bleach ★1

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

You're not at that point YET?

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I worry that I'll become useless and do ...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

My new avatar is a picture of me reading... ★2

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

Your alt account isn't cteklite?

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Well as human beings we don't have a lar...

Comment to comic 1573 on 2016-10-10

You uhh...can't stick your penis in a bl...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Also, who is smarter? Pinobatch or astro...

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What if poverty ghost and just a ghost f... ★4

Comment to comic 2525 on 2016-10-10

I mean, walking around in public in your... ★2

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Wait....from the angle blue shirt is pul...

Comment to comic 2295 on 2016-10-09

Misery and aloneness are also too mainst...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

Donald trump and hillary clinton? I alwa...

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The meaning of life is existance

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

Are you roleplaying as your avatar....?

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

Moral of the story:never take opinions

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What the hell rob...that's worse than a ...

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I saw one of those guys in a black neigh...

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OMG! Another unlisted short https://m.yo...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Forty what? Forty Z's?

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

@Cteklite You wouldn't enjoy seeing me r...

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If semen is white then what's the stuff ...

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That doesn't make any sense, I'm an athe...

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I think the symbol for christianity woul...

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And sometimes Y

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

"Create an another account" and people c...

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That's not a sting, that's a burn...

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

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Why don't you ask who your favorite C&H ...

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

He's probably wearing lubricant since I ...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

Well, it doesn't exist

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

I found an error on panel 8

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That's not how breathing works....you wo...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

I'm pretty sure either spelling is corre...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

Atheism isn't a religion ★1

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

Your MOMS a natzi!

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

Where do all the organs go?

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

You made a comment with the word "god" i...

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Wait for her to die of old age She will ...

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I'm not an asshole because I'm not a bla...

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What's with all these dick comics? Is so...

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Everyone's been getting badges today, pe...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30

Maybe dave should redact your FACE

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I started watching C&H many years ago on...

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We understand and feel comforted in ligh...

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Everyone who replied to this comment has...

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The reason why darkness is a common fear...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Actually it's convenient, ironic would b...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Seems more like a rob comic, rob is the ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Brings me back to when i first discovere...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

BLUE'S BULLSHIT FACTS This comic realist...

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Would you rather get $10 million dollars...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

It's a site that shows this .gif of this...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

I will fucking cut you.

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

His wife looks a bit too happy.... Also,... ★1

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

They skated on youtube's silver play but...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

We could always hire an assassin to take...

Comment to comic 2874 on 2016-09-26

So, does it stand for negro or nigger? ★1

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

BLUES BULLSHIT FACTS Me has gooder gramm...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

ǝlddıu ʎǝʞuoɯ

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How does spam like this even GET INTO c&...

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Didn't we already have a murdoc? As far ...

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A 360 is turning all the way around, so ...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

How can you do a 360 flip with a bunch o...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

I was watching a bunch of videos where t...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

No...I....I don't believe in God

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Keeps the eyes out of their cold ★1

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

"I" is a letter, not a word

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Yes, I do have bad grammar

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Yes, i do have bad grammar.

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Keeps the cold out of there eyes ★2

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

God. I'm an atheist

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

BLUES BULLSHIT FACTS Asians have small e...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

*Morons

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Windows>everything else

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

So wait, they just have sex for the rest...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

You can also cut it with a knife

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Oh sorry. Aiya! That better?

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

BLUES BULLSHIT FACTS Guns were invented ...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

....Who are you?

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Grammar killed my parents

Comment to comic 2919 on 2016-09-24

Justin bieber was born one month after k...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

My interpretation of the commentors Clor...

Comment to comic 1403 on 2016-09-24

Zombies don't have powers, getting bitte...

Comment to comic 3909 on 2016-09-24

Thats a small baby for 10 months, she wo...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Atleast he'll be ready for the "giant nu...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Can we stop correcting eachother and adm...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Well uhh....2+2=4 to you, sir!

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Your avatar is a slightly sexualized ver...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

OM would be two dicks connected together...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Shut up and draw an anus on me you nugge...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Well, black holes are hard to see since ...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

BLUES BULLSHIT FACTS Buttholes were inve... ★3

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Then i can just watch the movie trailer ... ★1

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

A movie ad, that way i would be part of ...

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Because I have no life, heres a collecti...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

The joke is that you thought he was gonn...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

How do you know that's the daughter? It ...

Comment to comic 3234 on 2016-09-21

If you white out the R, there's a gap in... ★2

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Eyeball tattoos are a real thing, look i...

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Nobody gives enough fucks about me for m...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

BULLSHIT FACTS with blue The first tatto...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

How come you don't see many senior citiz...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

I ship star and marco

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

Star vs. the forces of evils is for GIRL...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

I was once in a chat room where this lad...

Comment to comic 854 on 2016-09-20

And then the strobe light turned on, eve... ★1

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The meaning of life is existance, found ...

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It's impossible to do literally nothing ...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

Ekans is snake backwards Arbok is kobra ...

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How does a poor person know what an iPho...

Comment to comic 2839 on 2016-09-20

How would a doctor not know he had work ...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

Because he's already covered in sauce ★1

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

WHO KEEPS FAVORITING THIS? ★1

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

Holy fuck, with injuries like that, you ...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

It was a newgrounds flash animation and ...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

One time, for halloween, i wanted to go ...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

Ghost rider.

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

Hello kitty isn't a cat, she's apparentl...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

Hi kick, your profile pic gave me aids, ...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

Took me awhile to get it, nice job ctekl...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

I'm very afraid to click that link but I...

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Anyone else remember blockbuster? When i...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

Because you touch yourself at night

Comment to comic 1823 on 2016-09-18

If you're uncle jack helped you off a ho... ★9

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

Then just use a STUN GUN, it only requir...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

He's either in israel or a satanist

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

What's the difference between radius and...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

My hobby is to play on the computer, whi...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

It has a $ sign on it to identify it as ...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

Just use the taser, those things are lon...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

Wasn't the location of everything that h...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

What happens if you sneeze after snortin...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

It's still the comic....

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

Also, is it taking anyone else 12 hours ...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

I found the comic your profile pic is fr...

Comment to comic 2822 on 2016-09-17

Ooohhh THATS the comic!

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

Riding a unicycle isn't very effective f...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

The most harmless religion is buddhism..... ★1

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

That was the universal natzi salute

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

I am never a few feet away from my dick,...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

slow fap ★1

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

Ha! Your name is jim

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

Mgw writes comics? Where can I find them...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

Because tropical climates, jamaica is tr...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

THAT explains those high jamaican stereo...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

What does marijuana have to do with elec...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

You got a retarded midget

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

There's a midget that lives inside of yo...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Actually, i meant relevant TO THE DISCUS...

Comment to comic 4067 on 2016-09-14

That fork is too big to fit in an outlet...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Let's talk about MY profile picture beca...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

I like how your image is an intense clos...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

You forgot about the bleach-storms...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Then how come thatguyinthegutter hasn't ...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

I'm the one who shot hitler and then i k...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Where have I seen that pic from.....

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

And neither is your right one

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

How many times do I have to tell you, hi...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Shot right into the friend zone ★2

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

How are you supposed to write 5000 scien...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2016-09-13

I can't think of a joke about those bat ...

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

Then show us your front door

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

Since you and soothsayer are the only fe...

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

Funfact:asians second most common bloodt...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

He's praying to his makers, clorox is th...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

An actual woman? In C&H? Whoa.....how ha...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Are you actually female?

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

You don't have a gimmick or a catchphras...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Aiya! Drink me cuz i am bleach! Daily co... ★1

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Aren't you the same person?

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Hey....I'M supposed to be the guy nobody...

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

Most likely to have bulging large muscle...

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

I'm an atheist trying to convince myself...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

Mine is to be familiar enough to get a t... ★1

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

I really want to know how strapless dres...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

Why is her hair pink?

Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09

Doesn't this strip make you want to kill... ★1

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

How do strapless dresses stay on?

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

That one day, after going to sleep, I'll...

Comment to comic 3108 on 2016-09-07

It could be a biscuit rather then a norm... ★1

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

My favorite salad is pizza

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

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Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

I tried to hug the most beautiful person...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Still more worth it then ACTUAL Bluetoot...

Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05

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Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05

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I was one of the only commentors here wh...

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Thing is, kids aren't actually that shor...

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Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

A doctor managed to preform his own appe...

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After he threw his bottle of beer at me ...

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I have had this account since we were ab...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

One of the all around best games I've ev...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

My daddy told me i was a mistake :D :*D

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

Wait so, everyone has a stick-dick?

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

I know C&H so well that I immediately kn...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Everyone who has ever breathed oxygen ha...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

My age is a two digits number and it beg...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Too bad you will never know that feel

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Looks like he's gonna have to touch HIMS...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

I was a rude prick before i even started...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

I wonder what he sucks...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

I know what tintin is, calm down before ...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

What comic is your profile pic from?

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

like this ?

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Kurt cobain Time of death April 5 1994 J...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

I'm supposed to wipe? ★1

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Where did he get that giant dental floss...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Why are you a combination of jackie chan...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

I know that feel man, my favorite roblox... ★1

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Wouldn't a bear eat a corpse?

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Nope! That's what bongs are for, althoug...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Just like marilyn manson!

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Your mouth runs like a faucet, and it's ...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

I can relate, my fish died

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Plot twist: he's smoking his mothers bon... ★1

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

90% of people have herpes....it's been c...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

What pokemon is your profile pic?

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

So, did she find the tattoo hilarious?

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Psssst, whats a CKC?

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

So he's back at robbing after getting sp...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Which skittle would that be? There are d...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

If sand is made of the same atoms as eve...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

You fool, you have brought a curse upon ...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

But he asked him to grab SOME chaps dick...

Comment to comic 819 on 2016-08-22

You clearly haven't been to kindergarten... ★1

Comment to comic 2209 on 2016-08-22

How would that even be DONE?

Comment to comic 3917 on 2016-08-22

I taught myself to be cool, i am a parti...

Comment to comic 2763 on 2016-08-22

God confesses to satan

Comment to comic 3460 on 2016-08-22

Goodbye matt, you made one of the funnie... ★5

Comment to comic 4135 on 2016-08-22

Well, he got good grades in the other su... ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-22

The beginning of a time.....

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Pretty much

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Roses have thorns because it acts as a d...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Just like your mom rekt

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

You mean you?

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Is THAT what emo's do?

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

His father taught him self defense techn...

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Nope! Dan the downer and purple shirted ... ★2

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

I could be a little taller then that, la... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

I am 6 feet tall IRL, i know that feel ★1

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

It feels very awkward to go back to this...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

Remember when dragonome was the only rec...

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Well, looks like i know what I'm gonna i...

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15

He has offensive sex

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

The lake isn't even in color....

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

Doesn't it take 32 hours for bleach to k...

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

You are a memorable member of the C&H co...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

This clearly doesn't apply to ME :D :'D ★3

Comment to comic 4101 on 2015-10-28

oh so just because im dark,i cause fear?...

Comment to comic 4066 on 2015-10-11

whoa,i didn't know hugo strange wro comi...