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Usernames are for pussies (badges are for dicks)

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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Was hoping for Krampus. #disappointed

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Confessions of a dangerous mind. ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

This holiday season's blockbuster movie,... ★2

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Kissing Santa was bad enough, but it was... ★2

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Possibly the most unsettling analogy of ...

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Fookin Innit? Nah Gobshite Eejit Roit! ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Sick burn! ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

That one was okay. You probably shouldn'... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

and than he told you to go fuck yourself... ★3

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

No I can't use it either. No star for yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Lurking Among Bushes Exceptionally Letha... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

I have to admit, the first 13 seconds we...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

She looks like her box needed a good kic... ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Dorothy's Express Anal Fingering ★4

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Don't Ever Ask For... ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

He's also a retard. He thinks he's in th... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I bet he thought it was brilliant at the... ★4

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Alt 2nd panel : 3000 years later. I can'... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

:hot: ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Sorry to hear about your loss, Falert. N...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

You might get murdered. Then we wouldn't... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

And then I'd eat it. Because it looks li... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I prefer the ones where you're being a d... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I could have hours of fun with that thin... ★1

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Plot twist: She's home schooled. ★5

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Lorena Bobbit alt confirmed!

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Compared to your mom's.

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

C'mon Kris, this is crying out to be a g...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-12

Not hard at all. Pretty much the same as... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-12

Apparently The 12 rescinded their commen... ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

I seriously love that pfp; it's my favor... ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Fuck you, Rob. No one would have cared i... ★3

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Only if I can give it a jpegging. ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Then it's time to break out the nachos, ...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Non-Fuckable Teens ★3

Comment to comic 4742 on 2021-12-11

Alas Katty, I am too late to be a friend...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2021-12-11

Alas Katty, I am too late to be a friend...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2021-12-11

Needs more yoink!

Comment to comic 4742 on 2021-12-11

You've been replaced by a newer, sexier ...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Damn robognomes! ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

yeah, that's sort of his shtick. ★2

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

https://explosm.net/comics/4741 ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

So do I. But he seems to phone most of h...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

They're both ugly af ★3

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

hAPPY bIRTHDAY dAVE!

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

I dunno, Fox News tells me most black pp... ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Who does? ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Old People's Piss Often Smells Egregious... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Aight, sick of this shit. cuts The 12s t... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

scrubs harder and uses bleach ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

That's enough out of you, you little toe... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

"Apologize!" - Not Jesse Jackson ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Hey, that's my licence plate! ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

reowww!!! ★1

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Well I'm the raciest man in town! ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Dick Long maybe.

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

F ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Yes good name, but Voodoo Sex Doll rolls... ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....... ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

I've never seen that happen.

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Americans Love Organizing Ni99a Executio... ★2

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Just the fast-as-fuck, glow-in-the-dark ... ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Yep, I'm left-pawed.

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

This was my guess.

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Similar to the way you torture us by com...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Pretty sure you got your brain and commu...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

More power to you.

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Gabe The Futa

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

I see you're using Kim dotcom's file sha...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Orange isn't a murderer. He's just some ... ★2

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

And Kyle Rittenhouse. Cos he supports BL... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

SJHP

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

No, no, he's got a point.

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Pussies Obviously Increase Dopamine Hits... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

POIDH

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

asshole ★4

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

It's ok. You can say "fuck you" if you l... ★4

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

In your case, the correct phrase is " Sa... ★6

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

BTW, are we getting the band back togeth... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

checks balls Phew, thought you were talk... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

You really can be detritus at times.

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

No. Piss off.

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

9 out if 10 suicides recommend Gillette™... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Nibbas Gonna Irritate Queers Quickly Whi... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

So uh, purpleshirt. You doin anything Fr... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

You've outdone yourself. Well done. [slo... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Nice one. Now you're getting the hang of... ★3

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

That would be a dick move. ★3

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Pervin Eagerly Deflowers Orphans Some Pe... ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Ah, our resident NAMBLA member has retur... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

To all life's problems. ★1

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

Epic. ★2

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

Oh no! Anyway...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

lol fag

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I don't know what that means, but it mak... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Some idiot with an axe keeps chopping th...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

There's 7 billion walking tubes of shit.... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

That sounds like something Poverty Ghost... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

But the Chinaman ate him. ★3

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Well if you frequent glory holes often e... ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

So.... you're leaving him on future Eart...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I'd put you in the "curious" category ra... ★3

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Right.

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Nice blurry shades, my man.

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

It's worked for Dorothy for the past 700... ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Nagus is Poverty Ghost's alt. I can smel...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

You can do better, Moon. Bitch Earth is ...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Tru dat. Your head will swell up like a ... ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Not often I am impressed by a bunch of e...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Fuck Lophu And Gabe. hope that helps ★3

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Definitely not a black guy. The stereoty... ★1

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

Well it's a refreshing change from the u...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

True, but could be said for most of us. ★3

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I'm not looking forward to walking all t... ★4

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Hooray! You made it. Remind me, why did ...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

A little more...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

You're doing really well. Just a little ...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

The secret is actually down here. Keep g...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Rob you get 4 claws up, for keeping the ... ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

furi boi vs Gabe The Furry. Oh wait, the... ★2

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

That would explain the verbal diarrhea. ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

I give you two claws up, Kris. You would... ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Meta? ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

Pussy-lips face in panel 6.

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

donask ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

That has been established.

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Well where do you think lawyers come fro... ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Lemmiwinks! ★4

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

That.... actually makes a lot of sense.

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

I hate greenshirt. Fucking cross-poster.... ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Also makes him unbeatable at hide-and-se...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-11-05

If I ever get near em, it'll be blowtox....

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-11-05

Nuh uh.

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Also works for IOTD. Idiot Of The Decade... ★2

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

You can get rid of that horrid creature ... ★2

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Worst. Poem. Ever. But seriously, get th... ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Here are the answers to your questions: ... ★5

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Keep at it. Practice makes perfect. ★2

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

A brown stain on the sheets in panel 4 w... ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Panel 2: To all non-Goths.... Go fuck yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

She said 'secret fetish', not 'in your f... ★2

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Just stop. I can't look at you right now...

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

It's not obvious who Emily is. My day is...

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Halitosis

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

This happens a lot in Ireland.

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

It started out as just a couple of drink... ★2

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

This comic also works with a hobo instea... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2021-11-01

Plot twist: It isn't God. It's actually ...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2021-11-01

Liar. I waited and waited but you didn't...

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

Just to clarify, possums are native to A...

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

Its name is Tylenol.

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

And here am I thinking they were just a ...

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

There's a secret button. You need to cli... ★3

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

That would be gas meters, wouldn't it? y... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Then you'll be a right little twat.

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

and he was never heard from again. ★2

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

So... not dressing up. ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

You actually looked better with the orig... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Electoral College Girls Gone Wild! ★4

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

They use lophu and Gabe as their analogy... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Looks like it's an aster mouth.

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Wow. No sucks to be you. ★2

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Tell me. Being late; how does that make ...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Huh. You call your dick your 'assault sl...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Environmentally friendly too. ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Yes.

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

I don't have clinical depression, but I ... ★3

Comment to comic 1175 on 2021-10-25

This one's for you, LITS.

Comment to comic 1175 on 2021-10-25

Ignoranus

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

I put in a request on your behalf on com...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

The next tiktok challenge. ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25

F̶R̶E̶E̶ ̶T̶I̶B̶E̶T̶!̶ This comment has ... ★3

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Hubert are you okay? ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

pegging noises intensify

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

You're a super gay disappointment to you... ★3

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Latest news has it that Brian's not half... ★1

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

(≅ᆽ≅)︻デ═一 ★4

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Dunno about boomers, but I can definitel... ★3

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

The feeling of putting your foot into a ... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Hey Gabby, how's it going? Can't stay, g... ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

That's lacist!

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

...ow.

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Ignore it. It's nothing.

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18

There aren't any girls here. It's just a...

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18

What, not a sexy vacuum cleaner costume?... ★3

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18

Frigid bitch.

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Dorothy's got him locked up. ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

sprays cat piss over the lot of you ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Your comment has a familiar ring about i...

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-17

Recently got Control for free on Epic, a...

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

"Lophu & Gabe indulging in foreplay" - 2... ★6

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

Ha, that's a great impersonation of what... ★3

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

Looks like Rob's on Safari again.

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

I did your dog.

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

Especially the black ones. I own heaps o... ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Wonder how they close the casket, with t... ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Good times. Good times.

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Fucken furry.

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Looks like 2225 to me.

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Kermit. ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Until that day arrives, console yourself... ★2

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

r/thatHappened

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Meh, I've already moved on to comic 1 mi... ★1

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

If that freaks you out, you're in for a ...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Ahem. Four gays?

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Finally, some good fucking poetry.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Subtle boner

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Righty-o then. Good luck with that.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

You sound like a Chinese knock-off of Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Put a sock on that right foot tho. No-on...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

It's all fun and games until the Norovir...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Too soon.

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Cum Stain? ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Baby Hitler? Shit, I was after Gabby Pet...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

It's babies all the way down. ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Yeah, like half a billion Chinese babies... ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Fuck. Up until now I thought it was a go... ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Dammit! I thought it was baby Charlie Ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

https://explosm.net/comics/5614/

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

Got milk?

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

Sounds good.

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

ICYMI, Poopcatapult commented the other ...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

I just noticed that the conga line does ...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-10-06

Having said that, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YO... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-10-06

I thought Pino's site had a glitch, but ... ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

So you'll tear him a new one?

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

So it's just plate of dicks for you? ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

No, just you. ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

That would have been pretty cool, a gap ...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

The foresight from my third eye tells me... ★2

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

good plan. All the best alts work this w...

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

pssst. Cwo. You forgot to log in as wmcd...

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

I'm sure the Doc will work it out.

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Skeletons Provide Erotic Rectal Massages... ★1

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Just let me sharpen my fangs first.

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Sad D̶a̶d̶ Dave

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-03

online porn... pffffttt Back in my day w... ★1

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

everyone knows how filthy grandma Doroth...

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

Aight you toerag, playtime's over. Send ...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

A tragic story I know only too well. #Je...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Oh, and Chief Warrant Obvious then does ... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

The comics are 2D, so makes sense. ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

If it fits, I sits! ★3

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

This is a cry for help from Dave, who is... ★1

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

Note to Where'smycooldog: Now that is a ...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-29

Yep. Shit poem.

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

I'd say that this circle-jerk is over, a...

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

C'mon dude, don't break character. You'r... ★1

Comment to comic 4027 on 2021-09-29

Whitey always keeping him down.

Comment to comic 4027 on 2021-09-29

Ha! ....wait. wut?

Comment to comic 4027 on 2021-09-29

Ha! Twice.

Comment to comic 4027 on 2021-09-29

Ha! Once.

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

Charlatans! True art only comes through ... ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

It's a .22 so you'll need a couple condo... ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

That's not true; if you look closely at ... ★7

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Warning. Contains cursed images. ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Persian Cat ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-27

I bet it was Nick Chopper

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

stay tuned.....

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

It's okay, you're a History teacher not ...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2021-09-26

Update from the future: Turns out PG is ...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

I've never heard a rasher request. ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Will you accept parsley?

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Dude in panel 4 is one of them, by the l...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Pretty sure PSTP killed Sherlock in a re...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

close-up gun is okay. The zoomed-out ver...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

sprays urine all over Lits

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

I've got the gun. I make the fucking gun...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

Must have been a shit poem. I don't even...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

You eat staples? That's hardcore. ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

I was there, Cynthia. I was there 408 co...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

And now you're not.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Let's play Gabby Cluedo™. I say it was B...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

What a pussy. I'll come right out and sa... ★3

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Waitresses aren't people

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Don't forget the vagene ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Three gallons ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Two gallons ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

One gallon ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

At this point I'd venture that you've dr... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Do two gallons instead.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

You're flogging a dead horse. ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

X

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Knock yourself out. Literally. ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

fucking* ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Leatherface

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Flagged. Reason: I didn't understand any... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Go ask your father, you little toe rag.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

No nuggies for you!! ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Problem is that waitress don't know jack...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Even better. There's a poster of me! htt... ★2

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Got the STI

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

in other words, I have the counter. I ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

This comic got old fast. ★7

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

If it's any consolation, I've always con... ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Just accept the fact and move on with yo...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Maybe you can rest in peace now. You wer... ★3

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

On a lighter note, they found Gabby Peti... ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Criminal Organizations Need Government A...

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Someone please create an alt called Gabb... ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

France: Monsieur, you just crossed the l... ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

So, one less fucktard in the world?

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Hey, that's my street name! ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Who the fuck are you, and why should we ...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

All will become apparent on April 1, 202... ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

In The 12s gob apparently. ★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

Kris. This comic sucks. ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Still a better love story than Twilight.... ★9

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

This is what happens when you allow open... ★5

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Is it a meat-seeker? ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Pfft. I'm a vagan.

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Yeah we all know what you're spraying Ga... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

I approve of this. Both the pfp and tort...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

SMOKIN'!

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

Nah you're cool Dave. We love these joke... ★4

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Ermagerd! Ermagerd! Oh, wait, I thought ... ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

You're probably right. ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Xi Jinping alt confirmed. ★2

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Ha gottem!

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

She's suffering from Goose Down Syndrome... ★2

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Guaranteed to last 1000 years, or your m...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

No. Go away

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Nice one Rob. It's refreshing to see a T... ★1

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

As an expert, would you also say that yo...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

Yeah, you're still a ̶f̶a̶i̶r̶y̶ furry.

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

This is gay. ConstipatedDickHole engulfs...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

No, definitely Egypt. The crowd is clear... ★2

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

retching noises intensify

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

Try harder, dammit!

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Unlikely. You'd have to find another of ...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Pesky

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Cmon, expand your palate. You've expande... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

said the boy

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

That would have been my wish. ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

The dude with the hat seems to be happy ... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Yeah, bitch. Do us all a favor. ★4

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Wait. You've been away? No-one tells me ...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

duelling banjo music intensifies

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Baked?

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Plot twist: It's the entrance to the Eng... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

It's Irish; It's drunk. ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Drink enough Guinness with it and it'll ... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

*motherwoofing

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

No, just an asshole.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

I have no problem with that sign.

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Shit. Now I'm hungry.

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Plot twist: He's smoking crack.

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Light-weight Comic Week? ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Correctus Totalus! ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

This place needs a banshee.

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

A zit ghost? No, he isn't a teenager yet...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Bahamas for scale?

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

leakin'

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Btw the weekly top 10 sometimes shines a... ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

I think you should be giving proper attr...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

HUZZAH!!

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

I've seen enough Harry Potter movies to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Your comment was so bad it gave me cance...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Sentimental reasons; it would remind me ... ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

You are rather boring. ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

I would have asked for her pussy, but ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Beddable

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Reverse anagram?

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Humor starvation.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

What snowflake flagged this? smt

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Honest call. Can we also introduce a man...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

[runs over with a 4x4]

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Nobody: wmcd: Yeah, usernames are for pu...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Nobody: Dave: Yeah, sex is cool, but hav...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Nope. ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Very Intense Butt Energiser ★4

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Nope.

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Ah, I see you are an alt of culture as w...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I ship it. ★3

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Are you offering to wash dick?

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Is he related to dick long? Asking for a...

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

First

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Tasting like anchovies. ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

And probably bigger than a baby boy's pe... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Gay.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Or, Luke Perry fanboi confirmed.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Made me laugh. Have a piss colored star.... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

If it makes you feel any better, no-one'... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-24

SDBISAA

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-24

Haha. Screw.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Big Willy Ants.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

You gotta be a standout commenter for an...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Try being more like this guy. https://ex...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

If licking your own asshole counts, then... ★3

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23

I don't think 'achieved' is the right te... ★2

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Oh, and Dave fails button consistency ag...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Finally, some good fucking food. ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

I prefer licking my own balls. ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Q. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Donkey

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Fucking

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

You

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-17

Try killing yourself. There are no limit...

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-17

only way you're making that sort of mone...

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Get covid and die.

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

I'm not drunk; I'm just 3 opossums to th...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Oy there mate, bit rude to put that knoi... ★2

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Been banging Sky Daddy without protectio...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Paging Dr. Good I Snipr. Paging Dr. Good...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Go read all The 12's comments right now....

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Suck my ExtraRich1.Cock right now....

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

What if they were Ellen DeGenerates?

Comment to comic 949 on 2021-08-12

*May or may not be a funny shtick.

Comment to comic 949 on 2021-08-12

*may or may not have been a typo

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Sad fanbase noises intensify ★3

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

I love this pfp, every time I see it I h...

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

So you're saying you're not already butt... ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

If brojar separates, will it shut the fu... ★3

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

That horse is drinking with unbridled pa... ★2

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-07

*enema

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

THE LEVEL OF FUCKS IN THIS COMMENT SECTI... ★3

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Couldn't have put it any better myself.

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Wednesday is now short day, so Kris won'...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Stop crying boy, or Orange will diss you...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Face in Panel 3 shall from this day forw... ★1

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Looks like they're going to drown in a s... ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Bye, have a beautiful time! ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

swap "kidneys" for "masks" and it also w... ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

brain cell

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

each

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

One for

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

Been hanging out on the Dilbert Discord,...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

I think it's 90% asbestos and 50% spite....

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31

Saw it cumming.

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

*CHOMP * bites the hand that feeds me

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

My bad. I need new glasses. ★2

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

You were never funny in the first place.... ★6

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

voila /vwʌˈlɑː/ French exclamation: They...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

huh. I thought your name irl was Daniel ... ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Usernames are for pussies

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Instructions unclear: ruined the microwa...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Dave Week confirmed.

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Don't try to make me feel better. It won...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

First, no Kris comic, and now this. fml

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Joke's on the kid. The "doctor" is Johnn... ★2

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

F

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

He tucked it between his legs and up his... ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

So is he talking shit?

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

I resent that kind of attitude.

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

* twitches tail *

Comment to comic 5324 on 2021-07-26

maybe if it's FNF.

Comment to comic 5315 on 2021-07-26

No sane person needs more than one accou...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2021-07-26

Turned out it was Brazil

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Hans, Get ze flammenwerfer!

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Yeah but it's in reverse you idiot. Also... ★1

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

If you're looking for affirmation, you'v...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read thi...

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Wait! This isn't funny!

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

WHEEEEEHEEEHEEE Wheeeeeheehee ᵂʰᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉʰᵉᵉ...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Brocunt.com

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Maybe if he was drinking a glass of wate... ★2

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Despite his outburst, he's not really in...

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Don't you mean a West Taiwan Attack on T... ★1

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Relevance, your Honor? Sounds cool at qu...

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Get fucked. ★1

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

It's fair to say that Rob didn't cuck Kr...

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Improvise. Adapt. Overcum. ★1

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

You and furi boi are doing a spit roast ...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

TWADL ‍♀️

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

specifically, dad jokes. ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Corny

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer!

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Minecraft and smash.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Wait. Let me get my magnifying glass.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Dayum. History of the world quote!

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Can I be on the other team?

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

True, but they're shit either way. ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Hey! Leave my gold fish out of this!

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Because you're a weeb? idk

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

buuurp! ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Way to ruin the curve, grumble.

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Clinton Hates Everything About Trump ★2

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

Gonna give her a big ol pearl necklace.

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

Panel 3 looks like a bald chick with hug...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Stay safe greenshirt. Remember: "No glov...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

*fleshlight. In case he gets blisters. ★1

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

F

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Tetris Upstages Minecraft Or Roblox ★2

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

It's an orgy.

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

and a room!

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

amogus

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Half a brain is still too many brains fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

I seed what you did there. ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

https://explosm.net/comics/4810/ ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Bros Only. No Karens.

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Amogus

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Because he's a cunt.

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Punctuation, cunt! Have you heard of it?...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

-ϵ⭕϶-

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

It's just being polite because it's Musl...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-07-03

I identify as a cunt, but I'll take Kris...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-07-03

0_0

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Gay month is over, so you should be firs...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

You just wanna stick your dick in there,...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

I just realized that furi boi is an anag... ★4

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Is that a JoJo reference? ★1

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

Comic should have been called Forever.pn...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Well that would explain what happened to...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

How's the wolf thing going?

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Say it, don't spray it. ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Good luck with that. Let us know how tha...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Violent, but also uplifting. Good job. F...

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

This.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

You finally awake?

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-27

This comic is asinine.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

TR: "because of the mask and all" https:...

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

So you just have a lot of ass hair?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

The priestess with the leastest. ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Tears of a clown.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

You're gay, unlike this commenter.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Dorothy would prefer a hard pass.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

I sacrificed a few chickens.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Are you ok LITS?

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

nope.

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

skid's a color, right.

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Aren't you 90% asbestos?

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

As long as I can lick my ass while you w...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Meh, you screw anyone. I rank you only b...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Beware of Doug. Words to live by.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Me: When are we going to get a new comic...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

He's gransitioning.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Feeling cute. Might sit on the end of th... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

RAAAARRR***

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

But what if you don't want black grandki...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

Sky Daddy's cheating on LITS again.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

Why would you want to stick your dick in... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

Nice one, Dave. Can you do a Mohammed ve...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

That was supposed to have been gay porn....

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

face-palm fucker?

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Dammit! Wrong alt.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Another ad is for a burger called "Smack...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

I've got an ad to make an anonymous call...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Billy Dee Williams: Hold my Maltese Liqu...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

"Billy club" is a slang term for the cop... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Nice pfp

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

The beard's not fond of you, either.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Looks like he's vaccinating a tapeworm.

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-20

I'm guessing someone's figured out how t...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

And the problem would be?

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

:spiky:

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

TL:DR fap fap fap

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

It was good while it lasted. ★4

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Are you irc&hwip's alt? Seems strange th...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

I thought dom's usually wore tight latex...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Lego boner.

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

I wonder if this was inspired by Lion Li... ★3

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

That's weird af. 51 favs on a late comme...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Very well.

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Hold out for a job at a pizza parlor own... ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

You gonna update those ads? I'm gonna st...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

C'mon. It had to be at least a week betw... ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Weren't you supposed to feck off?

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-16

Love me some scooby snacks

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Especially if the bombers body in afterl...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Dead dog. lol

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Yeah, it's an issue. Works fine on Andro...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

I would have thought a Viking sea burial...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

I'm starting to think you're gonna be ba... ★3

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Cool badge. Congrats.

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Direct. I like it.

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Greenshirt's not gonna blow himself up. ...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Sorrow™️, Misery™️ and Despair™️

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Whoa, steady on slick. Two comments in t... ★2

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

You were typing while cumming?

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Dusted for fingerprints.

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Or have sex with your gf. ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

https://explosm.net/comics/2138/

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Plot twist #2: Granddad's still alive. R...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

much appreciated. keep it up. ★4

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Greg Realized Alice Needed Double Dickin... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Nice plan, but I don't think Gerfird doe...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

welp you tried I guess.

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Wait. You're saying they're not made fro...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-12

I'm not crying. I've just got some grand... ★3

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-12

Your comment is most gay.

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

caused a glitch

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-12

Because ur a fuckwit?

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Shut up and take my money!

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Admit nothing. Demand a lawyer!

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

I think the messages are intended for Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

I bet Kris is rather proud of that explo...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

I suspect it's an account used by crimia... ★4

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Nah I'm good. Hey MonsterHunter?!?

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

But isn't it likely to stop ageing, like...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

That's okay. I didn't notice a drop on q... ★4

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Jawohl, mein mine miner.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Also works for the short.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Get back to work. No breaks allowed. ★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

It's a tit pic isn't it.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

To all the fine upstanding members of ou...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

A minor miner.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

That depends. Did you order a double-ble...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

No, you're thinking of your mom. Tell he... ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Jude got banned couple years back. That'...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Viagra Instigates Continuous Erections

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Get. Out. Of. My. Head!

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Ad-vice? More like a 'nad-vice!

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Ostrichsized* ★1

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Why the banned restriction?

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

No need to make it so obvious. Sheesh. ★4

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

FYI everybody, Kirs fixed the spelling.

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Vici, Veni, Vidi. I stuck my dick in a v...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

A vice ★1

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

* squeeze * ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Zeitgeist ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Great indoor/outdoor flow.

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce Unce ... ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Good one, Kirs.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Proctor & Gamble

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

I'd like to meet this Gozer one day.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

More like Semen Apprentice Obvious, amir... ★2

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Then they're both ex's

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

This is not a drill. This is rael people...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Thankfully she only took the tip.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Yes, but only up to five. ★4

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

including your mom.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Plot hole!!

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

His ex was The 12. ★3

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

It would seem so.

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Even Rob can't keep shirt buttons consis... ★6

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Zimbabwean Youth Go Out To Eat

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Amogus

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

LITS was not the imposter.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Cod help me if that wasn't the worst com... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

:sus:

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Just think of it as he migrated to warme... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Brojar alt confirmed.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

I totally recommend castration. Don't wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Are you trying to silence 'er? ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Dammit. Lost my bet.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Yes.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Cats Lick Every Anal Nook ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Is that your final answer? ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Can't compete with the smell, eh? ★3

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Plot twist: 'Fish' is the name of her pe... ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Probably shouldn't use piranhas next tim...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Nice try, but it's not red text.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Green shirt: "don't mind if I do".

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Hello! I'm a cat.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

A new headcrab zombie trap for Ravenholm... ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Fuck. I got diabetes just looking at tha... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Jam-packing those donuts. ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Flagged. Reason: I'm in this comment and... ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

As in brown beaver? Primus alt confirmed...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Some Cats Are Tools

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Petition for Gay Gluttony Month to be a ...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

Eat my AIDS! ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

flings catshit at Pope

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Probably should swap it out for one that...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

For accuracy, please provide date of bir... ★5

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

She's not home, Titler. Let's go check o... ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

You in there?

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Anne? ★2

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Hey hubert, we need more fire extinguish... ★6

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

⚖ ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Yo! Anne! You in there? Thought you migh... ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Greenshirt better hope he doesn't need f... ★4

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

He's testing it on a bunch of dummies ri... ★6

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

I think that bottle might be jammed in a... ★4

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

They get you a 2-for-1 deal at Taco Bell... ★3

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Yes, need to make sure it's safe to run ... ★4

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

That reminds me haven't seen Jude for a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Plot twist: Yellowshirt was run over on ... ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Speak for yourself. I lick myself clean ...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Quickly Wanking Enables Releasing Tensio... ★6

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Argh! Dammit. I've been hit by friendly ...

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Never said it was male puberty. ★3

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Puberty. ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

That would be a gas.

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Fort Nite Forever ★2

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

A dishonorable discharge ★3

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Just ask for Mohamed Stinian. Tell him I... ★4

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Looks like green shirt just got a cashec... ★7

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

I'm sure he can just borrow from the Wes... ★5

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Beretta*

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Your ex hates that you comment on C&H? R...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Nice bling ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Girls Rarely Understand Gaming ★2

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Sharpens saber-toothed tiger ★4

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Bro. Do it.

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

What's the bet Kris is taking the piss o... ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

Grugs are bad, m'kay? ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

TR: "Untamed64's worst nightmare" https:... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Pincest.

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

TL;DR aimengmeng would like to apologize... ★7

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Rob must be suffering from a guilty cons... ★4

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

That diaper must be loaded. ★1

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-25

Ah shit, forgot all about bdsm jokes. Ha...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

You do make a satisfying slap when you h...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

"Harder, Daddy!" "What?" "What?"

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Dorothy's milkshake brings all the cats ... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Yes, it does look like the kind of fish ... ★2

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Actually, that bit about not having a li... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

I've just checked on Pino's site, and ac... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

*slips Zargothrax $3.50.* Nice job, budd... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Who?

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

It was so obvious that we didn't think i... ★4

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

That fish is a bass tard. ★3

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

IT'S A LESBIAN!

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Not bad. Obviously not your first time. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

definitely a rick roll.

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Tell us that again about all furries bei...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Would have been a better comic.

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

IT'S A TRAP! ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

If you don't, would you like some?

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

TL;DR some people got some stars. ★15

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

So this isn't your final form? ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

It's a strap-on. ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

And no airbags apparently. ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Exactly. Plagiarizing someone's pfp is c... ★3

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

I'm starting to understand why your bf l... ★5

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

"It's like a Jackson Pollock painting in... ★3

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Purplepaint is about to take one up the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Kris was obviously delayed by all the ti... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

pisses on lophu's carpet ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

For fake sake! ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Aw shit. I'm a furry? ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Bit too metaphysical for me.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Maybe dress like a big piece of fudge. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

That's why we love Kris' comics so much.... ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Only one? ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

He loved us so much he let us go. We jus... ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

yeah that pfp needs to die. I'm not gonn... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

It's Wednesday, my dudes! ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

¿Tienes las drogas? ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I thought garden snipers were the US equ... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

You never answered my question. ¿Tienes ... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Nice find, Sherlock. Amazing how this co... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I'll swear now. Fuck. ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Pink font, Dave? Why are you gae?

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Pope's milkshake brings all the girls to... ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

That's funny. I've changed my mind. ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Imma wait for the official acronym. ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

PTSD intensifies

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Decrepit Auld Dirtbags Desire Youthfulne... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

C'mon! Gotta be worth at least tree fidd... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

banjo music intensifies ★4

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

IT'S A TRAP! ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Dr. Evil wouldn't turn up unless C&H pai... ★5

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

“Just doing my doody!” ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Huh. I thought the Poop Emoji would have...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Pervin Really Enjoys Getting Naked And N... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Cool AC/DC shirt. ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican st... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Nice forehead.

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Don't know (care) about America, but I c...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

That is truly horrifying.

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

You can take that to the West Bank. ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Fun fucks with lophu8: Lophu likes to fu... ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Does anyone remember when women weren't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Poverty Ghost TIna!

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Having read the first seven words, I tho... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Fool of a doll. He's gay. ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

..... carves 'weeb' into your forehead w... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Glad you didn't say "spits on her pussy"... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

..... twitches tail

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Too predictable. Saw it coming after Epi... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

...... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

The comment count includes replies, i.e.... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Tree Fiddy! ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

That'll do cochon. That'll do.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Your comment has made me want to go watc... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

SatanClaus is going to the moon! ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Place, buddy.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

The wrong

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

You're in

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

It's probably frozen. A friend told me t... ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

You Have Died of Dysentery. ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Yeah, make one of those. ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Mein Gott!

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

I call stop, drop and roll. ★5

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

You forgot to say "Objection, Your Honor... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

TR: "The mother of all blowjobs" https:/... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

TR: "No homo" https://explosm.net/rcg/aw... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

receding?

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

aaaasss... tastes bad

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

TR: "I can't even...." https://explosm.n... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

TR: "And you can't unsee it" https://exp... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Fair call. You are from Brazil. ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Kick Jake Paul in the nuts. ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

See men. Shit on men.

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

MAOW OWW NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOWWWWW! FUCKIN... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Feel sorry for my buddy. He's got The12.... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Memories. Haven't seen that spiel for ye... ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Smartass Prick Loves Antenna Theft ★3

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I think that's what Dave was aiming for....

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Too soon lol

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Comics like this give me the shits. ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Jocular?? ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I'm your assigned FBI agent. It's my job... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I can tell. Oral relates to the mouth no...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

That describes every comment ever made h... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

[plays blues guitar solo] ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Silly pope.

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I thought Amber Alerts told you when Amb... ★3

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Yep. I been practicing some wicked licks... ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Forget about it. ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Gay! ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

TR: "She's fine with anal" https://explo... ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

TR: "So like 3001 years in the future?" ... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

TR: "Careful what you wish for" https://... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

TR: "Alabama noises intensify" https://e... ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

TR: "Apparently not" https://explosm.net... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

puts on wooden mask SMOKIN!!! ★4

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Ah, so this is the alt.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Use it wisely.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

No D ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Queer Women Ogle Pussies ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

"It" would also be acceptable. ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Kris Jenner ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Sorry for your loss. ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

I have to disagree. Walking into a huge ... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Starting to get stale* ★5

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Hey! You're not dead. ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

And things to eat too. ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

And wave them in the air like they just ... ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

I laughed so hard at this I had a coffin... ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-30

Sad curry eating intensifies. ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-30

Hilarious! ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Furniture de-upholsterer. ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Cranksy ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Protection is for the others, not for Do... ★4

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Women Owe Men Blowjobs

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Masturbate ★3

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

I'm sorry. ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

not sarcastic

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Great comment. I especially love the way... ★7

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Twice as nice.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

While you're waiting for the next comic,... ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

whalefi* ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Sounds like they've got you pegged as a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Correct. No self-respecting cat would vo... ★4

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Makes a change from filling the comment ... ★5

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Sorry, sometimes i forget to retract my ... ★4

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Do you mean a Valve game, or just any ga...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Wookies. ★4

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Blasphemy!

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

And the shit jokes ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Peener go brrrrrrr. ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Imagining that the window was closed, I ... ★8

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

If you stare into the babys, the babys s... ★3

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Is blueshirt wearing yellowface? Thats.....

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Fuck dogs. At least we cats bury our shi... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

YAY! The band's back together! MEEDLY ME... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

As distinct from being a valuable piece ...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Shtore it in a shecure shpot. ★5

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Sweet pfp. Don't lose that one. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Fuck Raymond. What's he done for me late... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Lmao. Count yourself lucky you weren't a... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

My personal opinion is that i dont care ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

None taken. Fwiw, there was an account y...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

CUTE CAT ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Shit. Then my time travel comment will h... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Gen Zzzzzz....... ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Is that a trick question?

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Doc had a troubled childhood. http://exp... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

That comment is for a scientific experim... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Weird request, but ok. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

"inbe4 IRC&HWIP shits his opinions all o... ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Is time for the fuck?

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Ima treat it like any other day; get dru... ★3

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

undress* lol fag. ★5

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Um doc, have you brushed your teeth toda... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

He wanted someone to make him laugh. Mis... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Looks like a cumshot on doc's left cheek... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

When you visit Dr. Assburgers, what were... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

I did nazi that coming. ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Dayum. Doc is thicc! ★3

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Damn you. This made me snort milk out my... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Asshole Lophu Edgelord

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

For make-up sex. ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

You've done this one before. More of a h...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Sofa vag. ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Wrong alt, Rear Admiral Obvious! ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Decaf is faced backwards.

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Clocked up 540 hours playing Batman: Ark... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Marilyn Manson

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Unless vampires balls are in their shoes... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Van Damme! That's clever. ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Shit. Wrong alt. ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

These puns are udder bullshit. ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Lmfao, pg is giving an earjob.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Those glasses look really old. You shoul... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

https://explosm.net/extra/comments/comic... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Plot twist: her name is Dumbass ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Weird flex but ok.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Took me a while to figure out the pfp ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

That's pretty slow for the 'fastest shit... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Because of his micropenis.

Comment to comic 4021 on 2021-04-07

Dorothy: Amateur

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

MacGayver! ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

At least I got to keep my n... GAAAAAAAA... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Velcro, of course. ★4

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Wrong alt, Big Brother.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

... hairstyle anyone had ever seen. ★7

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

He's creating bambinos in his chinos. ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Lesbian In Tight Shorts ★6

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Goddamn weebs. ★6

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Tail twitching intensifies

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Then throw them on the ground in disbeli... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

O NEO FUS! O NEO FUS! O NEO FUS!

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

No, no no! We're not going to hate you f... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

TR: "Math is sexy" https://explosm.net/r...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

TR: "Can't wait for the finale" https://...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

is baked* ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

D.A.R.E.

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

That's like lophu admitting he's a close... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Nice. I'm using a coupla alts to fav thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Dave! You forgot the full stop at the en...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

dammit. Maple syrup whisky vomit is my o...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

void's* grammar, bitch! ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

You know it. Cats don't go to Hell. We a... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

General Drug Advocate needs to be an acc... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Probably. The little cunts start drinkin... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Guess how many fucks I give.

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Geez are you Big Brother's bitch or what...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Great Dave Face, but can't say anything ... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

quiet sobbing noises intensify ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

"ego" ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

TR: "First time speed-dating" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

lol fag ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

TR: " OK, maybe there is something you c... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

TR: "it happens when you watch too much ... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

TR: "Jesus hates fags" https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Huh. I thought it was drug and masturbat... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

One-punch man.

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Yep. got a bit concerned after last comi...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Hey! Always two hands for beginners.

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Sounds like something an alt would say. ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

cat vomit noises ★5

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Tiny dick. A condition caused by drinkin... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

TB could also be Ted Bundy, if that make... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Lits Is Licking Pope ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

TL;DR; ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Mebbe Kris' comics should be named 'anti... ★4

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

worth the wait.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

or bad in tents. ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

more of an ordnance man myself. But gott... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

You've just uncovered Dave's family's da... ★5

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Tom Hanks voice W I L S O O O N!!!

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

An Irish delicacy. Just don't let the Ch... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

That has been established. Tell us somet...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

No, but hopefully the start of boobies w... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

What he meant to say was "Nice tits!"

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Sounds like someone just created an Only... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

That's the one with Viorent Ken and Bran... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

lophu's gonna be disappointed. ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

Followed by PSSSSSH and SQUIRT

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in an a... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Weird fanbase noises disappear. ★3

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Blue

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Mast...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Dead Furry. Purrfect.

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

NANI?!?

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Huh. I always thought they were Asian.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

I listen to the Doom 2016 soundtrack.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Still a better love story than Twilight....

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

That tree's a bit of an ash-hole if you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-20

I guess that's one way of getting a root...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

thought you wrote 'bitch' for a second.

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Well you're in the Milky Way, and it (an... ★3

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

The what now?

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

That's not a press card in his hat. It's... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Shouldn't MY be the bold?

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Johnson? Is that you? ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I'm predicting Kris uses this comment fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

As long as there's plenty of MSG on it, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Perhaps this is a comic Kris started wor... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Was this the back story for Broke Ass Mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Little Obsolete Penis. Highly Unspectacu... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

"Hello, Dr. Heiter? I have another 'pati...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

You can practically smell the taint. ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-03-16

Ok, I may have overstated things on 5819...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Are you having a stroke? Do you need us ...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

And more people have commented on that c... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

It better do. The next comic I can find ...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

force o nature is another nickname like ... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

No social distancing and no masks. They ...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Randy Old Bastard ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I see the problem. The wiki says "Fire_M...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

https://pineight.com/cnhsearch.py

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Where did you get that date from? Accord...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Don't say I never give you anything http... ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

poo*

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I've seen a few feral vag do the same th...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

http://explosm.net/comics/2857/

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

ZIIIIIIIP! ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

You're talking shit.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Those fingers in panel 2 are cursed. ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Obviously an old edition. The latest one... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

*over them ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

because you like to eat pussy?

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Change your password to something random... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

so does my monkey ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

can't they just use The Force™? ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

bye.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Waldo Weak ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

File Allocation Table yes i'm this old ★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

A repressed fart.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

"where's Waldo's head?"

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

I heard he lost it due to an altercation... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

*ordnance, cock, and whisker

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

we'll destroy his habitat until he runs ... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

He's always struck me as more of an ass....

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Yep automatic pariah status. My wife div... ★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Perhaps this year Easter may feature Zom...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Since when has 'not alive' been a proble... ★6

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

CAS. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Pro tip: remove the 'www.' and the link ...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

And a horse. ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Calm down. He's a liver not a fighter. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Hail to Thee, CAS, our Lord and Master.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Still can't let go of the html haxk, eh?... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Hail to Thee, Satan, our Lord and Master... ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

And FireMutt and Jesus and the Devil dud...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

or the shampoo

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Sorry. Thought you said MUTE CAT ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

and then Rape the corpses. ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I'm picturing Aliens with cute hats.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Fighting works too. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Nintendo bought the franchise back in th... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

:spicy:

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Due to some shitty Goggle coding, my pas... ★4

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

The Salem Witch Trials for starters. ★3

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Yes, but they don't matter. ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

That's the Gabe Agenda. ★4

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

They're extremely valuable. Almost as va... ★10

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

I'm betting they hand badges out like a ... ★6

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Nice piss-take Rob. ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Nice detailing on the lighter.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

TL;DR; ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

And down the rabbit hole he goes. ★2

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

What are you doing, step-webcomic author... ★4

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

snot true. ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Shit that show hasn't aged well.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

He's far too busy shitting fudge to repl... ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

unce unce unce unce unce

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

unce unce unce unce

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

unce unce unce ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

unce unce

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

unce

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

Like Samuel L Jackson? I have had it wit... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Rear Admiral Obvious alt confirmed

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Poverty Ghost alt ★6

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Little River Band reference?

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Subtle... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Instructions unclear: inserted barrel in... ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Don't forget the rape

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Chop off some legs and hands and replace... ★5

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Depends on their jizz content. Anything ... ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

I did lazy that coming. ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Fake News! Dorothy has shown no dislike ...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Pussy Opening Prompts Ejaculation ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

It's a shame we bear silently. A shame w...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

seems legit.

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Plot twist: it's an M. Night Shyamalan g...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02

No he can't. If you look closely, you'll...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Unce ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Pathetic Oldies Poo Everywhere.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

TR: "Fishnets snare 'em every time" http...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

filename is cuckedKrisscomic1587.png ★3

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Nice comment. Too bad the comic got cuck...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Give him a break. Do you realize how old...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

A debilitating condition, but can come i...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

TR: "Not anymore you're not!" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Plot twist: Her pussy attacks the rabbit...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Oh no! Anyway... ★1

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Devon is one of Rob's alts.. ★2

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

I believe he also sells monorails. ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Don't mean to be hard on you Kris, but i...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Soooo meta. An unfunny comic about an un...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

I bought it from the dude on Craigslist....

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

With a poker.

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Panel 1 badge is on cop's left side and ... ★4

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

According to Big Brother: Fascin is a 55... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

A stripper cop. ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

Shut the goddamn door! Were you born in ... ★4

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

I got nuthin ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

Not wrong.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

Better not pull too hard. Could get mess... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

And those tits are lower than Dorothy's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

No, who's on first. ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

That joke was so funny I weed myself lau... ★4

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

TR: "Blue Lives Matter" https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

TR: "No shit" https://explosm.net/rcg/wx... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

TR: "Smells like teen spirit" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

TR: "I've always had a thing for bad boy... ★2

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Now it's funny

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

THE RATE AT WHICH ROB CUCKS KRIS' COMICS... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

It's a short film. ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

looks more like he's on his knees about ... ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Pretty sure I was under the same impress... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

*funny

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

who where when why?

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

This needs to be someone's alt.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Thanks, but snarky comments are more my ... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Sorry to hear that. Hope they recover.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

TR: "Tell me something I don't know" htt... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

No, you're the one who makes unfunny jok... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Poverty Ghost simp confirmed! ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Dave's not there yet. You better not hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

hand sanitizing intensifies

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

I'm detecting extraordinarily high level... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Or give you a demonstration. looking at ... ★8

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

"Cut it out, or I'll cut it off!" - Lore... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

TR: Explosm commenters: Normal people: h... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Yer feckin wanker.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Not me. ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

My Claw'nHub subscription would be worth... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

NO LIVES MATTER! ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Or a bloodnami. ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Don't forget AIDS CANCER LOL ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

She's just changing to her final form.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Millions of cat videos would go unwatche... ★7

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

dick-sucking noises intensify ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

stupid texas is a tautology. ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

By about 80 years.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Weird flex, but ok.

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Can see the next session now. Cleric to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

"Meanwhile in Utah" https://explosm.net/... ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

TR: "A great day was had by all" https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Here it comes! Time for that rcg feeling... ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

Yes.

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

Yes.

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

Yep, that probably would have won my rcg...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Hang in there!

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

https://explosm.net/comics/5493 https://...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Like I said before, this comment isn't g... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

you should name the dog

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

I don't get it, but you get a star for t...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Hey, the dude's just tryna get his meat ... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Dammit. Forgot sarcasm font again. Keep ... ★4

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Shit gonna get real in round 2 https://e... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Balances out yesterday's racist comic.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. ★4

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Some dude named Comma Joe. ★5

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Panel 5: orange and green start orbiting... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Both of 'em. ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

These guys get to the stage where they t... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

They're in Bill's quaalude bunker. He us... ★3

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I don't think Dorothy likes being referr... ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

Say no to drugs, bruh. ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Peace was never an option ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Kris been hitting the BBQ sauce again. ★4

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Ride Unto Hell

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Your life sounds shit tbh. ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

You Dare Use My Own Spells Against Me?!?...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Now that's what I call an airbag.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Really Ugly Hemorrhoids

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Erec Tiledysfunction? ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Good on you for fixing your comic, Deve.... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Erec?

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

She should count herself lucky. Hardly a... ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Let's pay respects to all the stripper c... ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

CANSA

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

CAS. What did we discuss about messing w... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Panel 1: Did someone order a stroke vict... ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I have absolutely no idea what you're ta...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

:hot:

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

*deez guys ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Definitely in my top 10 today.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Yeah. Bring back the racist goat. ★6

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

banjo music intensifies

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Short day.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

I did nazi that coming.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Devastated Rectum Incites Prolapse ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

TR: "You're gonna want another pump" htt...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

TR: "Aw shit" https://explosm.net/rcg/bx... ★4

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

As long as no-one ever clicks next on 57... ★3

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Ah ha. So you did die! Or at least it pr...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

flashbacks intensify

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Wait. You haven't met Keanu?

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

shakes fist at sparkly vampires

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

[Laughs In German] ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

If you say so: msiripmav ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Lends new meaning to "drain the main vei... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Nice shading on red shirt's face.

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Thanks for saving me the effort of askin... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Hopefully something black and latexy. ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

nah, you're cool.

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

To delet any explosm commenter account t...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

I prefer the Mozambique Drill just to ma...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

She was a thot of the worst order. ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

TR: "Sure, why not?" https://explosm.net... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

TR: "Maybe dial down the tear gas next t... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

:salty:

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

hisssss ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Typical Aussie wanker. ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

No, no. I'm sure you can get worse. Don'... ★8

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

*starts banging Gabe ★6

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

She's not sticking her pinky out while s...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Cwason. Definitely Cwason. ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Bab?

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

So did Gabe beat you at Gayblox?

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Don't sweat it Kris. It's OK to dial it ...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

*erections

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

The penis; mightier than the sword.

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

That's a cool username ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Not funny again either. Wait a minute...... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Eating someone's meat is super gay. ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Roblox Sucks In Nerds ★1

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

He'd rather rock in, with some dockin'. ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Intergenerational family violence cycle ... ★3

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Oh. I thought that phrase meant you grab... ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

"Fucking Brazilians, amiright?" "Fuck ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Just read Reggie's wikipedia page. That'... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Pakistan International Airlines ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

pfp yes. username no. ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

No-one takes anyone seriously here, so n... ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Mexico is a country not a race, so can't... ★2

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Thought I better get the comment count u...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Panel 4: Hat guy pulls out 2 guns, and w...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

It's not Thursday. Why the heck wouldn't... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Mr Monopoly Gay ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Naturally you're referring to your child... ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

sniff . Reminds me of IMHFC. No-one coul... ★4

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

No. What the fuck were you thinking?

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

"I need to tell you something, but you c...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

I don't get the yolk. ★3

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Comet Ping Pong

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

clwned*

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Can we assume it is a perfectly spherica... ★2

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

No u.

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Hmmm.... smells fishy to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Yeah, blame the edibles.

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

Ha Ha. They're laughing at the QAnon fol... ★7

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

The pistol is chambered in .22 Short. ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

I've come over all blueberry today.

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

What day is it? Is it my turn to submit ...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

So you've got chronic hand cramp and a r... ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Screw you too, buddy. ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

Err... Bart? ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

whassis then ★2

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

DESTRUCTION: 100

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

† ⁿᵒᵘⁿ. ᵛᵘˡᵍᵃʳ. ᴬᵘˢᵗʳᵃˡᶦᵃⁿ : ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ, ᵐᵃˡᵉ... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Yes, you should have submitted a cumplet... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Tickling Gabe?

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Most indeededly.

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Keep Calm And William On

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

2018: Storm y Daniels ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

That sounds like something lophu would s... ★3

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

TR:"Gay incest porn music intensifies" h... ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

TR: "This one's for you Milch" https://e... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

But you have to admit it does smell of s... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

*just a ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

NFI

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

So no-one's concerned about the headphon... ★3

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Don't forget the cigarettes. ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

2 guys, no cup. Could be a movie in that...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Your pfp raises the question: Was Mrs Pa... ★4

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

and the best gay slurs. ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Dunno why they're hanging around outside... ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Smells like rap shit to me.

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

TR: "Never bring a fart to a vomit/piss ... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

TR: "Mmm.. pancakes" https://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

*liver

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

So basically the plot of The Hangover?

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

So who did you defy then?

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

I heard it was his birthday today. Happy...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

A..... delay?

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

What? HaHa. Who would fall for that? →_→...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Sounds like BS to me. ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

I've got that out of my system, so won't...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Hello Dave... You're my wife now, Dave. ★2

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

Not a bad guess.

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

And her name was Dorothy? ★2

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Doubt it. The comments are already rathe... ★2

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

This is what happens when you rush those... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR: "Tit for tat" https://explosm.net/rc... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Semi-Random (rearranged panels) "Fast wo...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR: "There's always a bigger fish" https... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR: "A true friend" (caution: wholesome)... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR: Sharing is caring https://explosm.ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

HAHA

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

That was released last year. But you nee... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

The one where he's also playing HL3. ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-03

Few comics. ★3

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

Thought I'd be...

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-03

First for a...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Only one way to find out! blender noises... ★7

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

You can still write bizarre shit, you ju... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-03

You'll get tired eventually. They all do...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

One can only imagine how delicious the L... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

IRCHWIP mentioned it. ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

retching noises intensify ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Only technically alive. He's been dead i... ★3

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Meh, I prefer them shaved.

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

I'm calling it early: Depressing Comic Y... ★2

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Fuck all birds in general. ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Godzilla appears on the horizon ★4

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Comic is welcome.png We all welcome a ne...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Dad's mouth and stache in panel 4 remind...

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Oops, it's just latched onto his balls. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Anal stretching.

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

You are forgiven. But please take more c... ★1

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Icky*

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Why is there a ballgag in your mouth?

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Oh, you're still here? I thought you too... ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I vote for this

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

https://www.robdenbleyker.com/post/65577...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

jar binks cosplay costume ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Bob can count himself lucky the boss nev... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Yeah! Why isn't he eating a person of co... ★3

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

That the problem with having a Best Cons... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

I start with the legs so they can't run ... ★3

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Did someone mention children dying?

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Ahh, I see Kris already thought of that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Santurn Devouring His Son.

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Which comic did you comment on?

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Hope Santa jingles your bells. ★3

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

goddman? You poor bastard, it's obviousl... ★5

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

*prostitute ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

I think you mean Cole. https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Walk towards it... Walk towards the ligh... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Office Space reference. Niice!

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Was it during a drug test? ★4

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Didn't you cut your dick off a while ago... ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

If he was a pirate as well, he would be ...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

No, it's ok. We only had secs . I was in... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Doc's upset because Orange got there fir... ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

into the woodchipper ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Peppa Pig's Super Noisy Sound Book ★3

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Given how long it took to make the first... ★3

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

It looks like your account was created 2... ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

It's young and fresh, which is a drawcar...

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Dave, I'd like to agree with you that 69... ★10

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

You're right. The correct way to spell i... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Just throwing this one in because I like... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Yeah, otherwise we might end up on Reddi...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

The ban is lifted! https://explosm.net/r... ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Word! ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

TR: The last temptation of Christ (maybe... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Donald Trump pre-2016 https://explosm.ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

TR: Dorothy's (temporary) ban from the E... ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

TR: Belle Delphine simps https://explosm... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Long answer: nooooooooooooooooo. ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

passage with engorged member

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Cat*

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

In his defense, it does look hella borin... ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

:salty:

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

You're lucky you didn't suffer a fatal o... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Don'T kINK ShaME! ★3

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

You keep forgetting to lock it, you drun... ★6

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

gRoSS

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

I thought all of it was thrown out? ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Maybe if you paid more attention to your... ★3

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

That barrel would slide right in. ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Bob died from COVID-19.

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Best I can do is nuke you from space. ★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Well it's certainly not how you came to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

3rd panel reminds me of https://explosm.... ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Like Belle Delphine's pussy. ★5

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Liberally.

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Like that has ever stopped you before. ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Combined with screaming at passing child...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Relatable. ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

FTW! ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

I just like to bag him because of that "... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Lophu8, Lophu9, Gabe The Furry, plus a f... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

The url sounds like a fart. ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Fight Club noises intensify

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

On and off, probably.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Laughs in Iranian.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

ngl I mostly delete because I posted und... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

I like to hit submit, but then re-read a... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

You're starting to scare me. ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Alts....?

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Dogma balls!! No wait, that's ligma. ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Clorox....Bleach....?

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Surely Rob isn't that bad to work with. ★3

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

NordVPN noises intensify

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Dave's making a veiled comment on the de...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Book 'em Danno. -William Shakespeare, ma...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

This is your monthly reminder that E̶p̶s... ★4

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Speaking truth to power, as always.

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Granny's still got that cock-sucking mou... ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Got Milch?

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I do like the conspiracy theory that Jar... ★4

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Looks like a bunch of anorexic Texans to... ★2

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Sounds like something out of Westworld. ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Plot twist: http://explosm.net/comics/56... ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

While you're there we might as well chec... ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

By showing his.

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

By the look of 23, he's also gonna get f...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Get your hand off my stick!

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

When it comes to fucking, the order stop... ★2

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

DESTRUCTION 100 ★1

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Also, no point in his parents trying to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

10 years line?!?? I knew American Footba...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Cynthia and Brock, please delete your co... ★3

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Same here. Got the right alt this time. ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Santa be keeping suicide rates high agai...

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

*Doom music intensifies*

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

This comic stinks.

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21

Doc deserved it for not wearing his PPE.... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

For some reason I recall this happening ...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

http://explosm.net/comics/2833/ ★5

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Not a fan of the new stylesheet where ev...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

What's he gonna do with that knife, peel... ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Drug addicts. ★7

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

F

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

phlegm

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Are mohawks still a thing? afaf ★2

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

!boR ,cimoc taerg a si sihT ★4

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

The Art Of The Deal. ★3

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Go back thru old comment sections and tr... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Based on the look of the building, the j... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Pffft. Who doesn't? ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Pffft. Who doesn't?

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

You're definitely not FDT's alt then. ★2

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Work: The curse of the drinking classes.... ★1

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

FDT is definitely dead. If he was alive,... ★3

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

Unstretch your load into her.

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

Post-menopause is a bitch, eh?

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

sorry. Have a star. ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

I would have said star whore, but your d...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

Peace was never an option. ★2

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-09

And that'll be the last time he scores t... ★5

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

And by "dungeon" you mean pizza parlor, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Trump should have been given this advice... ★4

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

TR: Cold feet http://explosm.net/rcg/cnl... ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

TR: Relateable http://explosm.net/rcg/oe... ★2

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

TR: Water sports http://explosm.net/rcg/... ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

And it tastes like fish too!

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Ah yes, Rooster Cogburn. ★1

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-09

living the dream. ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

When I asked Big Brother what Rainbow Ro... ★6

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Thanks, but toothpicks break too easily.... ★2

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Lucky bastard. Back in my day I didn't h... ★5

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Oh no. The goat's gone lame! loads shotg... ★6

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

This comic confuses and arouses me. ★3

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

He's a professor at Wossamotta U.

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

Definitely top 5 comics this week. ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

TR "what about you, Mom?" http://explosm... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Worked for Betty White.

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

FiddleDiddle alt confirmed! ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Yes. Or no. Idk.

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

It's a Donald trumpet. ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Icee what you did there. ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

If it makes you feel any better, there's... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

The making of The Boys of St. Vincent

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

So you're basically saying this should b... ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Won't work. Nigglers are allowed to say ... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Not true. The one where she was thrown i...

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Nuh uh... Nuh uh... Nuh uh... Nuh uh... ... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Wait. There are comics? ★9

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Farewell Brittany. The flame that burns ... ★4

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

STFU

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

You should never meet your meat. ★6

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Sometimes it's better if the fire brigad... ★3

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

That sounds like the sort of thing lophu... ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

This should be flagged for contravening ... ★10

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Dwarves I'd Like to Fuck. ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

"Going to be inactive for a long time. T... ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

POIDH ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Bacon, Lamb and Mayo? Yes, please. ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Dammit Jude. You gotta stop creating the... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

or American.

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

If my mom gave me purple liquid to drink... ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Nice callback. Couldn't even remember th... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Whoa, this comic has 800 rings.

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

TR: Suck me once, shame on you http://ex... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

TR: Pervin origins http://explosm.net/rc... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Nah, they pay Korean illustrators 2 buck... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

By the time you've had 20 colonoscopies,...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

tl;dr; back in your box bitch. No, he ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

A friend in deep is a friend indeed. ★7

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21

I regret clicking the link ★3

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

minority report in 3 panels. nice. ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Works for Trump. ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Pressurized blood sac works too. ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-18

AMERICAN OCTOPIE ★1

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-18

hopeless ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Yeah, you like it that way "Daddy". ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Smite me, bitch. ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Aren't you too busy to be happy? ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

I reckon he'll be gone for 10 years. 5 w... ★1

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Dark. I like it.

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Just like Dick Cheney ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

It was jacking off to fill the pen. That... ★5

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Vaginal prolapse. I'm sure Big Brother c...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

True. So the scenario is actually an ass... ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Url says it all really, but the article ... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

I wonder if voting Trump out of office m... ★5

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

No shit? ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Or Steely Dan, glistening red with wisps... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Kanye wtf? ★4

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Makes cents. ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Actually, it takes guts to make a comic ... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

I won't say it's terrible, but this comi... ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-10

Fucking nerds. ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-10

FDT has a boner so big, you can see it f... ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-10

The cure was inside him all along.

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Dammit Kris. I thought C&H was a place w... ★4

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Jeans with holes for your buttcheeks, an...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

looks like the one i dropped behind the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

chimeras* ★4

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Prolly looking at that saucy magic-eye p...

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

This comic has so much potential. ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

It's obviously not black magic. ★2

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Actually they keep growing until 35 year... ★4

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Good call big guy.

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Iguana let you finish, but tuatara are t... ★3

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Aw shit, here we go again.

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Panel 4: swat's dropped rifle hits the g...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

When?

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

-ϵ⭕϶-

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

:salty: ★5

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Pre Teen Smol Dick ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

Or dickguns

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

Feck. Those teeth. Just need usernamesar... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

nice work

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

F5 doesn't count ★9

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Oh and you have to do it like this. http... ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Seppuku is the only option. Anything els...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Turn it down can also refer to sound vol... ★2

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

⚠️ Comment unavailable This comment is p... ★6

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

prolly meant to post under his brojar al... ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

< insert audiophile comment here >

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Tldr: "not seeing it" ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

so masterbation can make you go blind! ★4

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I scratch you because I love you. ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I like to think that it isn't green shir... ★4

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

aD BloCkEr

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Don't let Untamed64 hear that. He's a Ki... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Maybe one day there will be an all-black... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I dunno... police car? ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Roblox ★6

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

True random, just for you. http://explos... ★4

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Ive seen enough of your pfp to know your... ★2

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

pretty sure all the panels are 2d. ★10

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

She was fucking both doctors behind your... ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

I stand by my comment, even after the "c... ★6

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

Hilarious! Definitely Dave's best comic ... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

After the self-immolation the other day,... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Plot twist: they were yoni eggs. ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

am potat.

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Just needed greenshirt to make the comme... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

true random "Just answer the question" h... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

Dad from http://explosm.net/comics/5654/... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

no they didn't. ★4

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

ok, this made me laugh. fanbase approval... ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Happens when you start hanging out with ... ★4

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

corn*

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

That's ok, my shits are alway full of cr...

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

"Shut up! Shut up, you American. You alw... ★4

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

< insert dad joke here > ★4

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Damn well should be. ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

And aliens. ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

sogn*

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

It's a metaphor for how Trump has fucked... ★2

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

and another "Not sure I want to" http://... ★3

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

true random "DIY" http://explosm.net/rcg... ★4

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

For some reason, this grosses me out mor... ★5

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-06

Kris reckons his comic is far better tha... ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Panel 1 in real life: Oh crap! It's my t... ★9

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

That's what your mom told me last night.... ★4

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

FCUK ★1

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Let the games begin! ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

you know? ★3

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Click ★3

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

That's the problem when you date a girl ... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

They're both boys. Pink shirt is a trann... ★5

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

They're obviously 8-year olds. ★3

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Saw it coming after panel 2. #FIGJAM ★3

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

Panel 4: http://explosm.net/rcg/ytaytayt... ★3

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

Yesterday's competition is now closed du... ★4

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

Bonsoir. ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Comic matches url, so bonus point awarde...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Definite bonus point for a coherent and ...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Are you Donald Trump's alt? Because you ... ★5

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

⬇️

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

http://explosm.net/rcg/stopmakingupbulls... ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

just to be clear, the url has to be legi...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

I meant ultimate legitimate url. Sorry f...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Competition time. Come up with the 2nd b... ★5

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

True random. looking at you brock http:/... ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

*infected

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Behold. The ultimate rcg url http://expl... ★7

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

You get a star because the random url st... ★5

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

likes to teabag ★7

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

And I liked it. Now do it again! ┌( ͝° ͜... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

More like gaymer, amirite kids?! ★5

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Possibly, but she'd just get an abortion... ★7

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Do you even Google, bro? ★4

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-25

★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

The 1st rule of Racist Club is:

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Literally no muscles? Cos ive seen how t... ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Where is Cursed Book these days? Haven't... ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

*armless ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

What was i thinking? Like you'd care! ‍♂... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Sorry to disappoint, but that's his left... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Quick. Somebody send out The Gerfird Sig... ★7

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Probably doesn't need that wrist anyways... ★5

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

with your beak, you'd definitely be gett... ★4

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

boils oil ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Things started to pick up once they intr... ★4

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Hard pass then. ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

He must be eating here. http://explosm.n... ★10

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Does the cucumber have cum in on it? ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Seizure Man's favorite hang out. ★8

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

Now I know where Sacha Baron Cohen got t... ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

http://explosm.net/rcg/lwhwsatzu ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

I thought he had it in Cynthia. ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

That's a skin condition isn't it? ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Uh oh. FDT is t-bagging Hubert again. ★6

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

smol joke ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

.. ganzen Zahlen hat der liebe Gott gema... ★6

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

o7 ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

It's in your mirror. Go take a look. ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I read on Facebook that it's fatal. ★5

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

The character does have a name you know;... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

asssssination attempt. ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

That's what she said! ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Rob must have died. It's the only plausi... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Hey Anne! Guess who's back? ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Good times. Good times.

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Yes, we all think Bald Male has very low... ★6

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

At first glance, I thought this was a sp... ★4

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

I'm not seeing a problem here. ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Merry Christmas btw. ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Sounds like someone is projecting....Hmm... ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

http://explosm.net/comics/95/ ★3

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

*smol ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

He's saying what we're all thinking!

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Words to live by. ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Green shirt's head should have been a gi... ★3

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Good question. Report back with the answ...

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

So Green shirt is a true dickhead, with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Fucknose what this comic is supposed to ... ★7

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

There will never be a Premature Kris. ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

ZIIIIP ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Sounds like you're demanding satisfactio... ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Looks like Pete's wearing a dirty sanche... ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

*pisstol ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

now i cant read it any other way. thanks... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Fires off a round before he can even get... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

#weblife9Matters ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Yep, no social distancing here.

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

that's one more joke than Rob's got. ★4

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

And riding a skeletal horse.

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Have a star for the Ralph Stanley refere... ★4

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

The cat's alive, and it's giving him hea... ★5

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

There's a cure, but it'll cost him an al... ★8

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

plot twist: he did it with an actual dog... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Cats do it with style. ★5

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Should have done it cat style... in an a... ★8

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-28

Fucken minorities. Why aren't they major... ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

And look where that's got us. ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Hey! I'm just a bit slow at times. No ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Explains why he looks like a little cunt... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

http://explosm.net/rcg/dzizlijwn ★5

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Looks like urine trouble now, Greenshirt... ★4

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Um, R. Kelly is black. #FixYourComicKris... ★8

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Don't do drugs, kids! ★2

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

same thing. ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

HaVEn'T hEaRd ThaT onE BEfoRe. ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

You'd look better if you had a stache co... ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Vote NO. That shit doesn't fly. http://e... ★8

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Still a better love story than Twilight.... ★10

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Solid advice, Jude. ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

btw, your pfp reminded me that it's only... ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

I've been staring at it for about an hou... ★5

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

they're sneaky like that.

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

flapping noises intensify ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Simpsons did it. ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

and how jerks fly off. ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Who's now the Giving Head Horseman. ★5

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

...are running the country! ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

My asshole's always hair-free, from all ... ★4

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

It's the cocaine room. ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

Relatable. ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Sick burns from Anne Frank. ★5

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

aren't you supposed to be in a pizza par... ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

You should know, you know presidents ver... ★4

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

*IT'S BECAUSE I'M FUCKING THE PRESIDENT ... ★6

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Damn covid ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

The voice in my head when I read your co... ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

pretty sure you're remembering an episod... ★2

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

hard. ★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

I didn't say you made me laugh. ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

You made me snigger. ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

I approve of this. ★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

C...U...Next...Tuesday ★2

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Aren't you a little short for a stormtro...

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

A decent set of teeth. ★6

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Hard to give any credibility to a dude w... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

Fighting crimes against inanity. ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Perhaps its green paint, or a skin disco... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Thanks.

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

it

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

can

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

not

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

be

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

done

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

.

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Hope it lasts longer than your game revi...

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

I know you were saying it to make a joke... ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Perhaps a mod can let us know? I'll flag... ★6

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

I Can't Believe You're Not Zargotrax™ ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Blond. James Blond. ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Forget the bit about Dorothy. She explai...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

You would be welcomed with open arms. An... ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

My apologies Dorothy. I didn't realise t... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

I even used it in my occasional catchphr... ★8

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

Don't forget Sergeant Sexist Pig. Peppa'... ★6

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Yes, and they're great.

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

He reports to me, General Nuisance. ★3

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Congratulations. Let's Party!

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

Shitheads. That's who. ★3

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

Are you deaf? ★7

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

Looks like he got big ol tiddies too. Wh...

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Replace the text with HOLY COW, I'VE GOT... ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Hope you don't work in a leprosy ward. ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Did BWAHBWAH Streisand sing that? ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Probably BWAH. I hear he's back. ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Not until I get my exploding lemons, we'... ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

^ The quality of this chain is the perfe... ★5

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Literary Comment Of The Day. ★3

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Cucks & Homos ★2

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

The perfect biological warfare weapon. ★1

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

That's not perfect. Cat's piss is perfec...

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

btw, there's a heap of undead spam comme... ★3

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Douchebag 2.0 ★2

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

and this is the most cursed c&h short of... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

while donning a hair shirt, and self-fla... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

It puts the lotion on its skin. ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

I'm glad one of you fuckers fixed it. St... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

Just don't accept any pizza he offers, i... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

More pressin' for the blessin'. ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

You're wearing one, so I guess you'd kno... ★2

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

when her aneurysm burst. ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

squid fart noises intensify ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

I just googled "minecraft music video" w...

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

Father, my cassock has come undone and h... ★2

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

and that's not? ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Kitty litter. ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

You guys. blush ★2

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Nah, you're alright. Just as long as you... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Fuck those fat, bald deities. ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

I've become what I hate most. A C&H comm... ★5

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Wired flex but ok.

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Hey nice to see you back to 'normal', an... ★3

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

And he stole 2 out of 3 of DCT's porno c... ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

And thicc. ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Saying it multiple times makes it true. ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Because the fiddle made a shit joke. ★3

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

and Bill Gates. ★3

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Hey, where's our limerick local poet ?

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

As in she owns yours. ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

Buttplug stuck again, eh? ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

What, your rectum is too good for him? ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Blue shirt may not be old; he may just b... ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Nice save. ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Plot twist: Pink's just fat. ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Fat Cunt Week? Yes, I said it. I'm in ba...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

She looks like she wants it real bad. ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Maybe once. But now they're like tatts; ... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Oops. Forgot the irate black dude emoji.... ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I just want to say that THE NUMBER OF BA... ★5

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

... in the shape of a tiny violin. The m... ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Not super keen to go out drinking with a...

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Especially after following his medical a... ★4

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

That's the Taco Bell list. ★7

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Wait. That's my Spring Break list. ★3

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Vomit on people

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Bro's back with a vengeance!

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Suck tiddies ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

Moist and Hot. Juicy. ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

Nice. I was looking for that one and cou... ★1

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

rl. Rl kills everyone here. Fml.

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

* Cough *

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

You can change your avatar tho. I dunno,...

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

DOKTER

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

schadenfreude. Sooo much schadenfreude.

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

btw don't clench. He doesn't like that. ★3

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

If that didn't work, try touching it wit... ★3

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

KEN OATH IT WAS! ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Just replace dick with twat. #FixedItFor...

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Nice one Rapunzel. ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Doesn't excuse the lack of a tie. Just s... ★3

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

FTW!

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

*marines ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

wtf! No. So he could have landed on his ... ★5

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Huh. Without your cool pfp to distract m... ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Kid should have been a cat.

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Fair call. Gotta have standards. ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

* Disclaimer: Not a real university. ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

if you need an extra boost, you can give...

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

¿Qué cabrón sabría eso? ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

schadenfreude intensifies ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

And if the breeze is blowing the wrong w...

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

Oooh. He's got the latest guyPhone. ★6

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Me too please. （･∀･)つ⑩

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

Wow. Never thought I'd see the day where... ★2

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

wakes up from anesthesia Why is my assho... ★2

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

She's played too much DOOM. RIP AND TEAR...

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

Aww man.

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

Finally, some good fucking vore. ★3

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

A bear cub. ★1

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Callery pears. Another thing you can tha...

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

Stupid Rob ass bitch ★3

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

Cherry tree: Did your father fuck a shee... ★4

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Plot twist: Purple shirt was the goalie.... ★4

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Kris, why do the buttons on his shirt sw... ★3

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

FINISH HIM! ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-18

Small pigs are cute. Cute and tasty.

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Explains the headcrabs. ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

By a big flappy bird. ★5

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Newgrounds? ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

We don't go to Ravenholm anymore, either... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

ly my dear ★2

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

*auld ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Ha! Stag. ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Yes, I like to think he always out there... ★2

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

See what you can achieve when you try? ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Like I said, it's a pro move. ★4

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

It does rhyme with hooker. My Daddy Beat... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

That's a beginner move. The pros use the... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Just went back to http://explosm.net/com... ★8

Comment to comic 5205 on 2020-04-15

Where did you go to, my lovely? ★2

Comment to comic 5205 on 2020-04-15

WTF brought you here to comment?

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

You're just lucky X.N.C. isn't alive to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Cue the alien bursting out of her stomac... ★2

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Chuckling intensifies ★1

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

Rob and his fanbase. ★3

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

Kris and where the fuck is the next comi... ★3

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

Matt and rape. ★2

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

Dave's bigotry on display again I see. T... ★1

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

*belive ★7

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-08

Karen looks like she could lose a few po... ★3

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

I find it ironic that Rob didn't cut/pas... ★1

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07

Silent Bob origins. ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

goat's milk. Nutritious. ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

and red's arm looks like a giant manboob... ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

peach juice. Very refreshing. ★1

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

GOTO COMMENT #1; ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-04

sick burns intensify ★4

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

You dumb bitch cunt.

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Ha, I'd forgotten all about that tattere...

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

hi to Phil for me ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Must have figured out you died years ago... ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Welp, time to go back to commenting on D... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

I'm going to interpret that as a euphemi... ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Um, yeah, sure. shoves bat back up anus.... ★4

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, your dick is now a... ★3

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

I'm liking these guest authors. They pos... ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Bitterly disappointed. Thought today's a... ★1

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Razor*

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Dont forget alcohol! In fact, why not co... ★3

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Green shirt's response in 1522 should ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

★2

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

like a goat.

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

NIGGER DOWN! I AM COMING. YOU CAN'T STAN... ★1

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-24

Helps if you hold your breath too.

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Caution: smol brain at work.

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Here we see a clear case of "Holy shit, ... ★7

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

No, no, he's got a point.

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

I see that the filename is covid1.png Do... ★4

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Or he got COVID-19 and he ded. ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

That would be the royal "we". ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

no

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Before or after you started sneezing? ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Hong Kong Fluey ★3

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

I laugh at the people hoarding toilet pa... ★5

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

I heard you got punched around the ring ...

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

panic buying noises intensify ★3

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Rolls blunt. Hits child with blunt. ★1

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Nani?!? ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

I think it was the Roblox gay sex ring t... ★5

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Bit rich coming from the lady with every... ★3

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

The soundtrack's to die for. ★3

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

C&H is self-isolating. No new idiots for... ★5

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Yes, His name is Don. Don key master. ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Circle of life.

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

There's a hand shake in my pants and you... ★3

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

Because it's easier for a camel to pass ... ★6

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

┌( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

They gargled hand sanitizer beforehand, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Ouch! Wits.

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Yep, the human race is run. ★3

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Just phone in a bomb threat. Modern prob... ★5

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

That reminds me, where is that little cu... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

That pun was so bad, it gave me cancer. ★4

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Sorry to hear about the poor status. Hop... ★2

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10

Oookay then. Guess I'll go find somethin...

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Just keeping the pressure on the bastard...

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Uh Oh. Kris has been taking Dave's comic... ★2

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Sounds like someone's been watching Bone... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

FINISH HIM !! ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Simon Cowell says “There are only so man... ★2

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/that... ★1

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

I don't think that banner's got it's hea...

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

Fridge's campaign slogan: "Nigger down! ... ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

C&H has sold out to Big Fat. ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

He ain't heavy...he's my brother. ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

I did nazi that coming. wins surprise aw...

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

That hole in the dirt not enough for ya,...

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

To be fair, he always looks like an idio... ★5

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

And the Mohs scale. ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

To be fair, as long as he didn't lick hi...

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

George? ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Nah, cat flu. ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

And you're frequently split. ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Worse than usual. Got some sort of viral... ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

Modern problems require modern solutions... ★6

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

Like I said, I'm very slow today. ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

I'm very slow today. Just realised that ...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

More of a seal club. ★2

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

More like soda yum , amirite?!? ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

Sounds like someone needs a Friend Hug. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

The circle of life. http://explosm.net/r... ★2

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

Yes.

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

He's having hate sex with his left hand....

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

According to Wikipedia, due to the endem... ★7

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Did you use one weird trick? ★7

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Says the dude who weighs about 250lb.

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Listen here, you little shit....

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

If you jizz on it and wait until it's ta... ★2

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

*indicator

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

And skin color. Don't forget skin color ...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

FINANC ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

I'm at the right time for c&h. I am cont...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Joining the Navy are we? It won't be a l... ★2

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Thanks for the warning, Dave. I plan to ...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Sk8er Bois and Avril Lavigne?

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

I'm not buying it! ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

:spicy:

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

...This comment again? ★3

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

I would have found this funnier if he ha...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

That is a disturbing comic. Even by c&h ... ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

Hitler's gonna Hitler. ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

Fuck. They're stealing each other's shti... ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

*click*

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

Dave don't need no steenking badges! ★3

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Well, that got dark fast. ★2

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Gasoline "Transfer" Specialist ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

My sperm count drops dramatically after ... ★7

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Thoughts and Prayers. ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Nah, I bet Jew did. ★2

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Explain your smolness. Am potats. ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Smokin'!

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

What's wrong with West Kanye? Yeezus! Ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05

Looks like Dave's doing the bear minimum... ★1

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Ya!

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Too soon.

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Too soon.

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Oedipus screwing his Mom: Oh no ... I've... ★2

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

The Kek is a lie! ★2

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

No, No. He's got a point.

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

You're wasting your life playing those s... ★1

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

Can confirm.

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Hentai simultaneous equashun...

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

So who's willing to bet that the next co... ★2

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

I take a look at my enormous penis And m... ★3

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Short day, my man. No new comic. ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Dating is such a numbers game.

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Don't I understand? ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Gives new meaning to the term stuffed pe... ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

T R I G G E R E D ★2

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Mine have little hooks. Like my penis. ★2

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-29

DS1: Weirdest of all, males have a bifur... ★5

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Heh.

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Cos your money gets Spirited Away . ★5

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

VAT are you talking about? ★1

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

OVERREACTED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERREACTE... ★3

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

WTF just happened? also first

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Bitches be crazy.

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

1lik38ig7itsAndiCann0tLi3 ★3

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Yes.

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Hell's gooch makes both of them look lik... ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

ikr irl jk

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Bieber ★1

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

I dis... ah, fuck it

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

Still swinging from the trees back then,...

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

I dont think that 'again' is applicable ... ★5

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Thusly ftw.

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

fucked. ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

His eyes look like my asshole.

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

tail twitches

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

fortnite dancing intensifies

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

ec;ho;

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

ec;ho; ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

ec;ho;

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

*not stirring ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

S P A C E ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

tl;dr; ★2

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

ball retraction noises intensify

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Fuck that's you racist

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

He's a Mouse ski teer. ★1

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

Fuck. This one didn't last long. Thanks ... ★4

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

Plot twist: The dude on the phone is the...

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

-ϵ⭕϶- ★2

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

One for all the ladies out there. http:/...

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

:spicy: ★2

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Still counts! ★1

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

https://9gag.com/gag/a9R8xRo ★1

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Time isn't holding up Time isn't after u...

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Goin' there doin' that...

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Those ray guns make me think that Rob ha... ★6

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

a new one. the dirty little shit

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

That would explain the smell. ★1

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

T R I G G E R E D

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

This needs to be a comic. ★4

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

Looks like the 'kid' from the last comic... ★4

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

*two hundred and onety nine. ★1

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Panel 1: So, how's President Trump doing... ★1

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

*spraying tail shaking intensifies

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

He's got Fall Down Syndrome by the look ... ★2

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Lacks pathos.

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

I thought it was a ballsy move. ★1

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

It would be un-Australian if you weren't...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Makes sense.

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

By that logic, my burrito makes me a Bro...

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

Merry Kissmyass! ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-24

Did you... did you really?

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

Worth the wait. That made me laugh. ★3

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

No comic yet, so it's rgc time http://ex... ★3

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Makes sense

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Oh well

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Shhhh... ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

I don't know wether to laugh or not. ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

What's the difference between a 12" cock... ★3

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

And they say C&H isn't educational. ★4

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

There will be blood! ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Nah you just have to look in the mirror ...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Nigger down! I am coming you can't stand...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

And in a couple hours we'll have hit the...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Wow. Death toll was 227 back in #1066, b... ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

No respect for you! ★1

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Top 10 anime wtf is the joke.

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Not. Funny. Dave.

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

He was born under a bad sine. In case yo... ★4

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

Still not enough time to figure out wtf ...

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

Heathens.

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

The Dorothy! We're all alts of The Dorot... ★2

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

But Rob's fan base! ★1

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

But Huey Lewis told me it's hip to be sq... ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-16

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-16

SMOKIN'! ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Still no sleep, eh? ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

NIG ... etcetera, etcetera..... ★4

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

...aaand....flagged. it's ok I deserved ... ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

NIGGER DOWN! I AM COMING YOU CAN'T STAND... ★4

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

NIGGER DOWN! I AM COMING YOU CAN'T STAND... ★4

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

The trick is to not give lots of fucks. ★3

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Press F to Pay Respects ★2

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

*colon

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

before being beaten to death, of course,... ★3

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

"NIGGER DOWN! I AM COMING YOU CAN'T STAN... ★3

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Debbie did Dallas ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

That's why not. ★5

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

in a banned wagon? ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Run, you fool!

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

"Rob has a fan base". ★5

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

ASGBEAOIG?

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

★2

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

Happytx preceded Icee by nearly a year. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

Looks more like self-satisfaction.

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09

It was an accident, I swear. ★1

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

You say that like it's not normal. ★2

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

You're 14 years old. 'Back in my day' is... ★2

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

a mellbimbóim örömmel felrobbannak! ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

*inject

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

mad skilz ★5

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

Plot twist: Green Shirt's the one on tri... ★5

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

I dunno, but Germany's been paying for i... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

stfu. Just because you're older doesn't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Those occasional favorites don't award t... ★4

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QuXZnJL...

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Kris must be spending the extra time get... ★4

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

It's Mickey Mouse. Disney+: The Vault is... ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Sláinte chugat! ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

dAvE wEeK!! ★2

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Why have they dressed up his gigantic di... ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

One... Two... Three... FOUR!! ... fap, f... ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

Nope... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

I'm sure there will be a titty smörgåsbo... ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I've got a really shit fridge; it's perf... ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

That's the way that Dave pronounces Big ...

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

Better watch out, he's wearing his "dogg...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

NEW HALF-LIFE GAME OUT NEXT YAER!! FUUUU... ★4

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

What? No! I..ah..um..who? Ah fuck this s...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

CoolerGuy is made a mod? All pfps must b... ★3

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Wonder if his missus has has the kid yet...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Part of the Iowa Press conglomerate, alo...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

It's borkin. Duh. ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Colostomy bag ★2

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

She's a regular hard-(s)hitter.

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Still more nutritional than Taco Bell, a... ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Stop it, FFS! (and pass me that crack.) ★3

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

You made my brain hurt, you bastard. ★4

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

The sign applies to Green Shirt too. Who...

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Be the crap you want to see in the world...

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

What's his name again? DaQueef? ★1

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Does someone need a scritch?

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Mixing decimals and fractions. Sexy. ★5

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

I came here for some good comments. No-o... ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Sounds yum. ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Like herpes. Always lurking beneath the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

and not the good kind.

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Dont worry. If the little pussy tears up...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

...you're an Inuit. (I wanted to say idi... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

THOT ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Still a punk. ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Future recycled version: No! Only adults...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Don burc. ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Word on the street is that the "police" ... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Not one of mine.

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

I read a book about you, The God of Smal... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

That's just KREIG's way of saying that h...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Hey buddy, we've got a "no dwarves" poli...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

wow. That came out of left field.

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

YMMV. ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

http://explosm.net/comics/3412/ ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

46 dAyS tIl cHrIsTmAs!!

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Don't want to freak you out but it's OnL... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

If I made a comment like that, I would k... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Scout has made a painful ...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Hey DaConna. Halloween is over dude. Tim... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

Death by being kicked in the nads wouldn... ★2

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

It was Beep boop. ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

I'm gathering that ___ is the new N-word... ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

:spicy: ★2

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

Cliterally.

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

Motto: "You fuck 'em. We fix 'em!" ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

Thrice.

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

Probably one of those Asian sweatshops w... ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

No, it's one of those weird ones. It's a... ★3

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

(Fore skin). ★1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

I thought you saw everyone as a potentia... ★4

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

Did she take long to build? ★5

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

XKCD did it. ★3

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

No-one ever:

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

Hai Captain Kool-Aid.

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Wham BAM! Thank you veiny cheek Ma'am!

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

We have a winner! For your efforts, I re... ★2

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

< citation needed > ★3

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Allus member; Tegridy Murica!

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

One of life's paradoxes. Like why are yo...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Is it canon that Rob's guys all go comma... ★7

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Get in line. I'm number 47 and I've been... ★5

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-10-21

I finally got to use the soliciting reas...

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

sacré bleu!

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Leopard print elephant head? Weirdo ★1

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Hola, Chrees ‍♂️

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

I can't even ★1

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

Nani?!?

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING : This comic c... ★6

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Good call, Nostradamus. ★4

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

waggles deformed penis menacingly ★2

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Don't fall for it! The next one's $1000.... ★4

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Hooker with a penis.

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

So is a sexual assault lawsuit. ★1

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

< sounds of Gangrene vomiting > ★3

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

*fellow predator ★1

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

While she's unconscious. ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Bring back the cat! ★3

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

I find your lack of face disturbing ★1

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

patient be like 8===D~~~ ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Last I heard, he said he was "going to a...

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Prison? ★2

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

You're a pile of shaving cream with ripp... ★2

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Don't let that stop you, bro! If we all ... ★4

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

We both know it is. (I won't tell De’Qua... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

I read that as "Here's the demonized ver... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Did you two just assume that anyone give... ★2

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Will do! thanks for the PSA.

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

or not. DOn't KinK sHaMe

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

It can't block out the horrible mammarie... ★3

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

PSE L the incel?

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

With the lead pipe.

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

DEPRESSING COMIC WEEK ★5

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

If I copped that sort of lip from a trad...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

Maybe something like this. https://www.y...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

Been there. Done that. Got the blister.

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

I have no idea what you are talking abou... ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

...and that stopped you from commenting?... ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Gives new meaning to the term mothballs ... ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-08

Not a great disguise. Waving that slug a... ★4

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-07

pound.png . Safe to say that my expectat... ★4

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Needy little thing, aren't you? I'm star... ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

It's like a drug, isn't it? ★3

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Orange shirt put his doggy in a bodybag,... ★4

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Click your heels together three times. ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I once made lakhsa with a chicken.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Panel 3: vultures everywhere after heari...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Raping the servants.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Panel 3: mfw someone offers me a light b... ★4

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

You scare drug dealers.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Yeah I know. Just too bad he was slow.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Sweet Zombie Jesus that pfp is scary. Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Bald Male did it better. ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Just be careful they don't make you into...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

This is Kevin. Don't be like Kevin. ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Bring back the cat! ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

It's nice to see that he got his own com...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Plot twist: it's not his Dad. ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Bird would have been happier with a corp... ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Nosferatu?

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

But what if some poor kid has a nut alle... ★3

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Fox and friends? ★4

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Gangrene? ★3

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Did someone say "pole"? flexes claws

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

Oh, so it's fine to do a Beetlejuice com... ★7

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

He is your father. Search your feelings;... ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Nawwww. You soooo cute. ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

That's just a rumor.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27

Then 69 Rankine, just to milk the fucker...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27

Hmmm, I think I can dredge up a few of y... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Disappointing. I was expecting a two pan... ★2

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

That comment gave me a claw-on. You down...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

furious scratching noises

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

True stories: I clicked it anyway; I fuc...

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Don't any of you fuckers listen to The O...

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

ikr wtf

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Someone sounds like they're itchy.

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I don't even need to click the link. The...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

IMHFC u need to tighten the screws ★3

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I'm not feeling it. ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

I'm down for some more pussy on pussy ac...

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Therein lieth the fallacy.

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

And more tactile. Let me know when you w...

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

HOpE You FinD uR cAT! ★2

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Mad?

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

doN't DO DruGs! ★3

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

You look like Lady Cassandra O'Brien.Δ17... ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

yet you still look like an Apple logo ★5

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

Looks like Rob Lowe. If you cut his hair... ★2

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

If you don't mind.

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

We're all mad at you for not liking coff... ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

A: and C:

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

Repetition legitimizes ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

...get the joke. ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Dorothy's more closely associated with i... ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

*millennials. ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Definitely. E-

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Hope to fuck you're not working as a pro... ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Hey Gangbanger! How's it hanging?

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Love to hear how that worked out. ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Or that you need to reach the next Check...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

It's a trap! ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

And when you've figured out punctuation,... ★4

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

no. no it could not.

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

That sux. I would have gone on a pk ramp...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I feel the need to offset giving you a s...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

...and the house.

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

your Dad's still alive and living in Nim... ★3

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I'm in; I need a new scratching post. De... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Huh. I thought your trunk was full of ju... ★1

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-14

since when?

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Who said someone? ★3

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Boss' name is Rumpelstiltskin. She had t... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Plot twist: It wasn't her baby. She was ...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Like your rhymes. ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Thryce

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Twonce

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Wince

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-09-13

< insert Special Ed's comment here >

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Heh. He was full of piss and vinegar bac... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

I like tummy rubs. ★3

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

Look behind you! COCKROACH!! ★2

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

Not often you get balanced social commen... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

In your case, Hedwig and the Angry Inch ... ★3

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

I bet that ruffled a few feathers.

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-08

I prefer a good mudpack meself.

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

go see your chin enemy? ★1

Comment to comic 2759 on 2019-09-07

Ah Sharter. How we miss you. Looking for...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-07

That'll do, Annie. That'll do.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

Good synopsis of the game. How about you...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

There's an app for that.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

First???

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

The quality of her work makes me suspect... ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I don't even... ★4

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

Hopefully that's a C&H reference, otherw... ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I admire the way that you stay true to y... ★4

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

A for effort, F for effect.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

Hope he hasn't been drinking, cos you sh... ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Nothing worse than a kinky garden hose. ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Nope, not mine.

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

It's not one of mine. I think. Hang on, ...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Have you thought about an abortion? ★4

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Those are anti-vax brain cells right the...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Some questions shouldn't be asked.

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

The comic is a flex. He's been working o...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

thank you! ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

death count, please! ★2

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

cos ur gay!

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Plot Twist: He just read Rob's "Fan Base... ★1

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

Makes two of us.

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

Surely only military-style finger guns a...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

I wanted to say that "I wanted to say "I... ★2

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

I have visions of Himmler in high heels.... ★2

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

What's that Lassie? Blake Lively's matte...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Working for Willie Wonka, I'm willing to... ★3

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Looks like Green Shirt has T-Rex arms in...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

Maybe if Rob had stuck to creating comic... ★3

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

Move along, nothing to see here.

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

[citation needed] ★1

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

' building furniture '? That's not what ... ★2

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

He might have his revenge if he was an a... ★1

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

pretty sure she's a pro ★1

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

Ha! This is hilarious! Rob thinks he has... ★10

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

That's a lot of suck. Kangiko's mom can ... ★1

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

┌П┐(ಠ_ಠ)

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

I see what you did there.

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

Can't see the harm

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

Maybe he's training to be an astronaut. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

Ha! I just realised that makes me HOMA. ...

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

I spose if you say fuckcup real fast, it...

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

Yes, you need to comment occasionally ot... ★2

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

especially the dog shit. ★6

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Poopcatapult hasn't been heard from for ... ★6

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

D E E P F A K E !

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

whoosh!

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

To paraphrase Cave Johnson: When life gi... ★1

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

Aww.

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

Why the fuck.

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

U mad?

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

That's not my finger up your ass.

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-30

No, they're evenly specific ★1

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

LiTeRaL WeEk's BaCk! ★3

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Sexual Position: 69 ★1

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

My doctor advised me to have a prostrate...

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Hey Donald! Have you done something with... ★2

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Trust me, I'm a doctor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ (з... ★8

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

I thought it would be the box.

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-28

That's what I like about this site. The ...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-28

Holy crap! He's a Dalek? ★2

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

What's a weaver?

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Yes, it was Dorothy. ★2

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Neat pfp. I can see you going places. ★4

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

That’s not a pizza cutter, THIS is a piz... ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Gymnastic_Man.fuk yep it's a real file e...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Bi! No, no cel! Dammit Johnson! Your fir...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Uplifting comment of the day ★2

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Probably Anne. idk.

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Anne Frank's hard to get.

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Yes. ★6

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Facts. They dug some of them up a while ...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Ha. yeah facial hair is for hipsters and... ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

↗️ that's an erect cat penis btw ★1

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

They do say it's often the little things... ★2

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Didn't lophu8 flick thru your pages earl... ★4

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Wait, what? ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

He used to be a fox, back in the day.

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Who's the real monster here?

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Don't forget to throw a match.

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

cos they're morbidly obese?

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

http://explosm.net/comics/2947/ ★4

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Nice one. Took me far longer to get that... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Nah, they only happen on days ending in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

⬆This!

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

No, you're breathtaking.

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Is that anything like a xenomorph? Do yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Ya Boi don't despair, that was only roun... ★1

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Statistics show that 19 out of 20 people... ★6

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Readers beware. A fearsome tome's on the...

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Is this the one that wants to roleplay a... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Fuck. The spambots have learned how to f... ★1

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

http://explosm.net/comics/322/ ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

http://explosm.net/comics/2770/ ★4

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

*raped

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Oh, that's good. You're a wonderful nove... ★2

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

FiddleDiddle was dead before it was cool... ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Speaking of Japanese trains, how's thing... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

I don't know what that is, but it sounds...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Your shtick is pretty funny, but I stopp... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Instead of blank space in panel 4, there... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

This book's a bestseller, no I mean best... ★5

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

poidh

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

pshaw! that's just the paranoia talking....

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

1000's of millions, or billions; either ... ★1

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

look it up. It's mentioned in Kris 4:20 ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

The problem was that it's a cafe, Naz a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Don't worry, we all knew there was going... ★1

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Give me your email address and I'll send... ★2

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Hei Hiter! ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 KRIS, Y U NO WANT TO KILL ME OFF... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Me

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Here's a depressing version to balance t... ★2

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

B̸̘͔̙̠͙̯͚͜͝e̮̣͜͝c͠͏͍̼̘̗̩̺͓a̸̮̬͉̤͢u̼̖ͅs̢͘... ★2

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Pffft. Birds are for pussies

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Pffft. Cats are for pussies.

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Pffft. Underwear is for pussies.

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-20

et tu, Haggord?

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-20

*pee

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-20

you have to work and use the computer an...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Hey, that's Dorothy's catchphrase. ★2

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

The barbarians didn't even bother to ane... ★1

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

#gofuckanunderageddog

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

C'mon IMHFC! I know it's Friday night an... ★5

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Oh the irony ! One wood imagine he made ... ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Looks homo to me, or maybe Toothy is fut... ★2

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17

So she likes ruff sex? ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17

Reminds me of the old saying "You can't ...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

I reckon! He's already got his pants aro...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

That's why I always calculate the real v... ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

Won't somebody please think of the greas... ★3

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

JAMES CHARLES!

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

I'm taking the fifth!! ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Useless whores

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

You rent out your ass by the hour, don't...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

That painter needs to get his shit toget... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

good pickup. I instinctively read it as ... ★2

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Knock Knock ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

because it's a comic not a short.

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

He's a pussy

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Isn't it obvious? His initials are SS an... ★4

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Urgh. Fingers are gross.

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

Nacho monster, Jim. ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

This one is much better. It's somewhat v... ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I'm still good ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

*cuntry

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I always thought he shat on each key to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Where is News btw? I hope he isn't being... ★5

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

this is fax

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Next thing you know there's him and 10,0...

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Wait, what? you get it? when did that st... ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

No, that would be your comment on #5012:... ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Starting to side with Poopcatapult now, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I think she's kissing DaConnaTwuk actual... ★3

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

What a cuck.

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

wtf is your problem bro? How the fuck do... ★6

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-15

Bill's a regular Deadeye Dick

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Technically there's no requirement to be...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

interesting theory that Jude is BM. I gu...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

awww. You deleted the "bull shit" commen...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Is that a reference to me and Byrd? I th...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

It's a Fortnite expansion pack.

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

What would you know? You're just a kid. ...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Orange shirt needs to stop being a prude... ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Got to be careful about your time travel... ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

aaaand, now it's a fudgesicle. ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Me neither. You better not go anywhere, ...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

This is an under-appreciated comment. No...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Nope, sorry. All philistines here.

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Aaaah! A zombie!

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Hey Jude, don't make it sad Take a bad c... ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

He's a plover, not a lita. ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Doing a bit of A/B testing on the layout... ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Wait, it's ok. It's not Kangiko. It's th...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-10

Plot twist: Orange Shirt is Private FALC... ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

I'm getting a "Jack Nicholson in The Shi... ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

No, but feel free to do a 'Gerfird' and ...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

still a stoopid word. ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I'm usually lucky if I make the top 10. ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Probably the same reason preimmature isn... ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

If you want to see the original version.... ★2

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

It would probably have been a 1890 Grand... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

He likes to be called Satin

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Could also be statutory rape (not saying...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

that's a load of Claptrap

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Where's KREIG when you need him?

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Well... there is a pesky bird that needs...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

I don't get it

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Broke bad? where is Walter btw, he hasn'...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

ahahhaha das hot, das hot. You'd have to...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Rage cum in T-10, 9, 8.....

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

maybe he has a rich uncle they could mur...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Black + White = racial tension. What's y...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

plot twist: Those coins are two Saint-Ga... ★2

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Would you put that knife away? It's frea...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Boy you on fiya!

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Not saying I don't like it, but how did ...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Are you having a seizure? Do you need us...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2019-06-07

This is not my beautiful house

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

C. Fuck You ★6

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Well that move would have short-circuite...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Wasn't the comment I was expecting, but ... ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Ironic

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

What, too lazy to type all the Unicode c...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Good I Snipr, do you mind?

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Pretty sure he's used it for that too in...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

No, just a horny kid.

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Yeah, you're probably right. No point fl...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

*satin

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Where's officer Green when you need him?...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Admit it. You're just shitty because som... ★4

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Got nothing to say. So "First!"

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Same old shit. Shit-themed comics and a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Yeah, I got nothing for this one. Guess ... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Thank you for finishing my sentence. My ... ★4

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Not big on reading the comments, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

My penis is normally extreme . ★5

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

n o y o u w o n ' t f o o l t h e c h i ...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

So uh, do you happen to have a thyroid c... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

They're all monsters

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Well that's a contributing factor too, I... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

This is why I never had kids.

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Shit, you're right! It's her in a costum... ★6

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

I thought you lived south of the border ...

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

still funny ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Hey, leave the lad alone. If you look at... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Duly noted, and recorded.

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Well spotted, hawkeye.

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Backstory or forwardstory? I've never fi... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Too soon?

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

No U. ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Extra Dank

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

put an asterisk either side of what you ... ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Uh oh. Matt's off his meds again. ★7

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Spoiler Alert: Iron Man Dies in Endgame ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

But... We're so wonderfully, wonderfully... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

The best style! ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

You mean the ones who install shoddy spo... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Based on panel 1, I'd say green shirt is... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Those white eyes freak me out a little b... ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

How many dicks could a dick picker pick ... ★4

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

*pair a dice ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

How I met your mother ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Dials SPCA ★3

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Hey, leave the pussy out of this! ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

He might be referring to "garf" as the o...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

<insert Dorothy comment here> ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

ಠ... ★3

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

On second thoughts, maybe g00tch is onto... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Hmm, I just checked a youtube vid, and y... ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

I like the way that the heartbeat is get... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

9...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

donkey-punched

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

It would be dark blue, and say Pussy Rio...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

I'm shocked! I thought you had been dead...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

please

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

Was that your chasm yawning?

Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21

Sounds like a job for Slenderman! ★2

Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21

They're probably watching The Silence of...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

This always works for me: <fuck you and ...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-18

we exploded that record in #5246, 39 fav...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-18

It's. Got. Pineapple. On. It.

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-18

It's not that hard. Just hold my hand an...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-18

I think it's relative. If you're a tiny ...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I'm sitting this one out. It's too fucke...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

That pfp is seriously gay af. For anyone...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Nani?!? ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

chirping cricket sounds

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ ★3

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I don't think those two are on the same ... ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Looks like 船見 結衣 to me, from ゆるゆり

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Flossing must be a bitch ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Whiny Commenter Week? ★7

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

The God of Small Things ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Question: Do all the C&H boners come out...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-14

*cunt

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Throwing blue cats is banned under the G... ★2

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

actually

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Shrek.

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

8irst

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Lord knows I could use a hand.

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Plot twist: He was born without eyelids....

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

I'm good either way

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Maybe it's a butt plug, and all his pain...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

Does it involve a missile? ★1

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

Dayumm! The next comic is out already. T...

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

So then you'll get 60% off!!! What a bar...

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

No way man. That was gold en . ★3

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Look on the brightside. Maybe you got a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

You gotta stop dating octogenarians, dud... ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

For those playing at home, x = -34.5

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

I've even been known to suggest them, wh...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Mr Potato Head was super cool. My younge...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Same. Kreig's a colorful character with ...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

he doesn't have feet, so yeah Grandma wh...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Drew, ima say 5.2%

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-10

C'mon Gram, at least he's wearing the sh...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-10

*gay

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Well put.

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

it good.

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Porn Generator Title: Naked boy destroys... ★3

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Why are you still here? You've got towel...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

pisses on Woop's towels and walks away w...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

If we can, it will be High 5 s all round...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

The fuck you say?

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Plot twist: She's not wearing any pantie...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, Who ...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I think it's the other way round. The sc... ★2

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Bring me the head of naM sdrawkcaB, and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

meh, I'm good either way. In fact, I'm m...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

OH SNAP!

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Maybe that's the problem; the mods are w... ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Arguably more fashionable than a coffinh...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

(X) WEEK! FUCK YEAH!

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

funpatshi

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

That would explain all the cracks in the...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

of corpse it was. ★6

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Did someone hack it and make it halfway ... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Let's not get carried away now. Note to ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Definitely top 4. ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Facts. Polarbears don't have a very good...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-05-03

That stands to reason, because you like ... ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-03

sausage fest

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Somehow I've always pictured you in a pu...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Aww, a flag! For me? That's soooo shweee...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

N͟o͡, ̢͟͏I̴ ̶͟͝d̕on͢͠͡'̛͘t͞ ̀th̡͡͝i̴̡͘n̢...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

>>

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Same here, but that's enough of a warnin...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Facts. But seriously, K-Pop is a disease...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

For tax evasion

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Who won the footy, for gawd sakes? ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Endgame trailer

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Don't you mean your ballbag?

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

*Satan ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Yeah I get the feeling that the deadline... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

The backdoor pass, by the looks of it.

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Saint Nick is Santa Claus, but hey if th...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

cos Hell is too good for the likes of th...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Now, rifles cock WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS?...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

That wasn't me btw. I still don't gEt Th...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Should I flag you if I don't?

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Making gay porn with Hellspawn. ★2

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

So you finally went on one of those self...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Plus you've got a bit boring.

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

The reason they allowed up to .38 in pis...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Begone pedo!

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

You're talking about the dude with the 9...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

and it's liable to go off at the slighte...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

*yore ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Not totally correct; you can go up to .4... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

I'm not sure about that.

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Ah, but nothing says "ponce" like a gold... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Well I guess we dodged a bullet then ★5

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Finally some originality, although a tad...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-28

Short dick day, by the look of things.

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Not sure. Might have been that panda guy...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Technically, at a level of accuracy of 1... ★6

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

There's a cream for that.

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

*sperm gun

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

That would explain the smell, yes.

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Feels like a fucking eternity, being sub...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

That was a lazy insult. All you did was ...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

So you're a little tardy ? ★2

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

Don't worry. I'll never forget you, Gavi... ★2

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

Yep.

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

OK, you win. I can't compete with sick b...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

At least my gene pool is pure, being bor... ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

All cat's are grey.

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Methinks the cat doth protest too much!

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

no-one knows

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris ...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

For me, this is comment of the day so fa...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

https://scroll.in/video/896901/watch-a-h... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Kris is aware of that. That's why the fi...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Wow, the price of admission has gone up.... ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Pretty sure there's some space left. Fuc... ★5

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

I come from a land down under ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Then a miniature Japanese whaler comes a... ★6

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

and his sister is Sister Fuckers? ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

...cheap. ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

I think LOL_REX said fancy ogre ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Say hai! to the pope for me.

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

in the last 5 minutes

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

One of those fuckers that burns on one s... ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

What are you in for?

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

comment wanker

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

I Can't Believe It's Not Fruit Week

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

That is something which has never happen...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

When you say "come out"......?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Plot twist: orange shirt doesn't have a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Referring to the fact that I am a fangir... ★1

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

This is facts. Silky smooth, cool to the... ★2

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Julienned, I see (just)

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Corn porn?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

*victims

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Satin: The personification of evil with ... ★2

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

coughs

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Yes.

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

True. I'm actually surprised that you ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

every second drop ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

Well, that went badly. The traitorous ba...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Obliviously

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Hey, paws off Shane! He's one of the kin... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Upon further inspection, all the i's are... ★3

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

...and there it is.

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Anyone who likes Shrek 2 that much isn't... ★4

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

He actually did dot the i in "Diary". So...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

If you look closely in the last panel, y... ★4

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

.9, .8, .7...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Aaaand flag appearing in 3, 2, 1....

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Tried the old Habaslf line on 'em, eh?

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Ah, now I understand what you mean when ...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

3 hours and not a single star? C'mon, th...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Fuuuuck! The filename of this comic is d... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

Maybe you need to get a pair of Shrektac...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

If Matt was writing the next comic, then... ★2

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Got a bit of a set on him, doncha?

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Plot twist: He left the tumble-dryer run...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-13

unlike his testicles.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

You're welcome?

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

That comment would have been better rece... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Moar Dakka, Tommy, moar Dakka!! All the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Good call. I can say with 100% certainty... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Left foot in... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

I do, but only if it's one of those coal...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Technically, motherfucker refers to fuck... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Yes.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

We all do Dorothy. We all do.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Since ur mum is a giantess (and probly h... ★3

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

*were arsehole ★2

Comment to comic 5015 on 2019-04-10

LOL REX

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

So sayeth the talking cock!

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

sounds like something someone would say ...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Good-o. Carry on then.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

sadly zips pants back up ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

U taken a look in the mirror lately, Hag... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

On the topic of embarrassing bowling bal... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

*screaming

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

They told XNC that it was adopted, so it... ★3

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

It's ok. That was funny. ★5

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Long walks off short piers ★4

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Well what the fuck am I gonna wank to no... ★2

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Humble bragging again, I see. "Ooh look ... ★2

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Not I

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

too soon ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Guess I'll just have to do the extra leg...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

For some reason, I would have liked to h...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

passing gas? ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-04-09

Try not looking in the mirror so much ★2

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-04-09

I guess I could eat a peach. ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

It's called upcycling. Everyone's doing ...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

????

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

The )( ones, obviously.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Damn, that pfp is cute.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Woot! Can't wait until we get Depressing... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Guy pulls weird face. Other guys are rev...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

*'tard. great Canadian 'tard

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

How is young Philip getting along?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

for.....?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

wept

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Ah excuse me, sir. You forgot to say "No...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

*one a

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Hmmm...I wonder if this is a a sogn. Onl...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Animated shivering would have sold it to... ★4

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

What, the prevailing cocaine/baby exchan... ★3

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

A) Yes, sarcasm Great poll choice, btw! ★2

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Fuuuuuuck, this week has been dragging o...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-07

On the upside-down catfish, just for the...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-07

That should be your username

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Apparently ghost jism is quite refreshin...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Wouldn't matter if you did; that image i...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-07

Stick him in the coalshed

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-07

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

And yet you leave your clone's comments ... ★3

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Hey, you're back!

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Wow, that turned gay fast! ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

technically not everyone has an asshole....

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

...like...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Hai

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

You're sinking. fast.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

No, just you. (way gay)

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Hard to believe, isn't it?

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Not if you did it properly. just put you... ★7

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Ah, I did wonder why you suddenly starte... ★2

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

STFU! Give the guy a break, you asshole!... ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Nah, pretty sure tomorrow's poll will be...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Trying to coordinate 6 alts on C&H. Got ...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

This is facts.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Not quite. Some of us are too cynical to... ★2

Comment to comic 4461 on 2019-04-05

So are you really old, or just some frea...

Comment to comic 4461 on 2019-04-05

Sharter! You're alive! What happened!

Comment to comic 4462 on 2019-04-05

LOL REKT!

Comment to comic 4462 on 2019-04-05

Where did you go, Tony Tuff Tits? You ob...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2019-04-05

Fucking SPELLING

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

As well as the fact that something fucki...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

You were wrong. Both times.

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Leave anime out of this, you filthy uned...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Oi! Back in the drawer, you! ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

I like to view panels 2 & 3 together, so... ★6

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

For some reason I thought you were gonna...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

OMG! WTF happened to GBM?

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

Not helping. Just saying.

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Cancer's funnier ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

really ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

No-one really lives in Saskatoon.

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

George Thorogood blasting over the PA al...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

This is not something that happens. ★5

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Cats really hate being painted

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

*corny

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Ha! You got me there. I thought you were... ★5

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Did they play Danse Macabre when someone...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Cervical? ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Hai

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

I'm sorry, Jenny's not home right now. P... ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

That's just the rigor mortis kicking in.... ★3

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Did u get to literally ring a bell?

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Did he ring your bell?

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

chka chka chka Signs point to yes

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Because they're cunts?

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

And then, when you think things can't ge...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

That's beautiful, man

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

The suspenders are killing me.

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Waiting for GoneDot

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

I hope the occasion helped you to work t... ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

That's actually an adult diaper on the b... ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

The fact that the comment itself refers ... ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

"LOL_REX sucks harder than gravity" - Si... ★5

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

sacks ? How many have u got? ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

It's not her fault'; math just wasn't in...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

And don't say it could never happen, cos...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Cause of Death: Fucked with a sex toy by... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Fuuuuuck. I already had 5 ways to improv... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

If it was a rimfire pistol, would it be ... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Bummer dude.

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

The dude's upset because he's been remin... ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Boy, did things get so bad that someone ...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Allegedly the weapon of choice for Maria...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Damn copycat's still at. Hope you get nu... ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

*end it all.

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

Please don't. You're one of the saner on...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

Likes to play a round ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

tl;dr; Orange shirt's cancer is complete... ★5

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Did you miss the flagfest, and ensuing w...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

With diplomacy skills like those, you'll... ★3

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

A monobrow freak? Yes, I still love you....

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

No. No sogn for you!

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

With a pfp that gay, I'm not convinced t... ★3

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

This. I deserve this.

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Mr Bob from the gas station sucked balls... ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Did you say ggg...ghost? ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

We do have some boundaries, you know.

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

No sogn? ★4

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

cough

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Have a star. Your story uplifted my cock... ★4

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Wood chips. You were a poor family.

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Just asking for a friend?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Sooo, pretty much the opposite of Tame I... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

For treading on his lawn?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Spelling, motherfucker! It's " you're ri...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Funny about that.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

You're not helping. Now it's a DD day.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Yes.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

I'd like to buy them a beer. ★2

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Pretty depressing, isn't it?

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

Of course. Where else did you think lawy... ★3

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

How do you know it's female? Maybe it's ...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

But it's okay if I do it. Do as I say, n...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

I'll never look at mashed potatoes and g... ★1

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

And when I get that feeling I want soxua... ★2

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

This is like watching a trainshreck; hor... ★4

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Pretty much the business model of C&H

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

*big gay

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Ok, I believe you. Just don't let it hap...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Favoriting your own comments is pretty s... ★2

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

We don't take kindly to your type 'round...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

Misfire?

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

Yeah, but you never return the balls. ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

I'm... seeing things... you people would... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

BROTHER, THIS WEEK'S SHORT IS 'BOWLING N... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

triggered!!

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Evil Dead 1 & 2 ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Wtf is a sogn? Some kind of wet sign? ★3

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

angry gay noises ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

so you actually understand this one?

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Looks like the buck stops here.

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

I guess I have nearly choked to death on...

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Nooooooooooooooooo!

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

..or using your hard-on as the weapon !

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Note to self: put a lot of killing and h... ★3

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

No, wait. Dr Prepper. ★1

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Bepsi Max!

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

G) Cat shit. Just ask my dog. ★1

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

A slight improvement, I think I understo... ★4

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

STFU! Just STFU!

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

M'kay?

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

My bad. Your translator is obviously on ...

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

That's a tautology; all uncomics are fag...

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Seems there's an echo in here

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

No! Just No!

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Is that the censorship rating of your se... ★1

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Fonz Week eeeeyyyyy!

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

There's gonna be a fight. Quick, call th... ★10

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Nice smackdown on the "edgy retard" btw.... ★4

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

They sure will. https://www.lord.com/pro... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

GOD NO

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Not a bad try, but suffers from a lack o...

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

That's a bad stutter you got there, son.... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Only if you shove the torch up your arse... ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Poopcatapult: re the delete hack, I figu... ★8

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Cervix Punch!! ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Chicken

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Deepthroating a bong?

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

I fucking hate it when some bastard upwi... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Волео бих да видим како покушавате, кучк...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Speaking of which, maybe it was just me,...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Ctrl yourself, young man! ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

There's money in coffeeectomies! Who kne...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Certainly brought fresh shade

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Seriously, you need a new translator. Th...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Well that's 10 seconds of my life I'll n...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

What happened man? You used to be cool. ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Duh.

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

*soul, unless maybe she's wearing her op... ★7

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

The pilot for CSI:SVU that never made it... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

He already huffed it. That's why he's go... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Does seem less hassle

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Google "George pell" ★3

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Chief D. Sanchez

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Poor old George Pell. Just when he thoug...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Apparently CAS is a boss. ★3

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Good old Uncle Hardcock ★4

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Shit shot. Should have got him in the mo...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Dorothy never got to go on any school tr...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I know. I just can't resist. ★1

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

So kiss-ass

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I found that one a lot easier tbh. (Vuln...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Chief Information Officer for Southwest ... ★2

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Light was emitted from your screen to th... ★5

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

So Dave's not getting his quota of butt ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

It's pretty much your theme song

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

And play with your horn

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Because it's dark and twisted. ★5

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Plot twist: this is a prequel for 5188. ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Do you clamp anyone who parks without pa... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Heeyyy, Jesus! welcome back!

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

That statement would have more impact if... ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

No, we're all at Dorothy's orgy. You did... ★4

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

To whomever I want ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

Don't laugh too hard, or you'll shit you...

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

Were you more like: A) awwww yeahhhh! B)... ★3

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

WARNING: For Manure Audiences Only! ★3

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

With a pfp like that, I'm going with A. ★5

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

POIDH

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

and you're just figuring that out now ? ★3

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

Matthew 20:16, after being put thru Engl...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

They're just waiting until they've sold ...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Yep, his parents did demonstrations invo... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

What In?

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

that wouldn't be hard.

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

I seem to recall a speculum being involv...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Back in the 70's I went on a school trip...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

There was a lot more blood when i tried ...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

I vote for option A. What browser u usin...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Holy plot twist, Batman! Blue shirt gave... ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

There's 3 in "I don't give a shit" ★3

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

...too much. Shits pants. ★2

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

But the steaks are high! ★1

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

and smile?

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Word.

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

For lifting a schoolbus off trapped chil...

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Looking sideways at the guy's mouth in p... ★5

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

i think we got cut off there. Can you te... ★2

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Speak for yourself, you Nazi! ★2

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

of not being a dirty pedo ★2

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

First Keith Flint kills himself, and now... ★2

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

*ye ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Deleted 2nd panel: a bunch of airborne m...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Six-Fingered Pete. But you can call him ... ★4

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Minigun mounted on a monster truck FTW!

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Always disappointing when you put some e...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Don't care, meself. I automatically hit ... ★1

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Especially if it was you ★2

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

You probably got an ape whistle by mista... ★1

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

▼ totally agree; I don't mind indulging ...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

▼ You appear to be one of those people w...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Ypu when you don't need to?

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

No they were separate replies. Seemed ap...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Edgy meme. Douche. Oops, meant to say to...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I'm surprised you can speak at all, what...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Don't feed the Ol_Mole_Hole_Bowl_Troll ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

No, just a regular portal reference. Dor... ★3

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

The image on yellow's shirt is called a ...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

That joke's so lame, it needs to have a ...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

It did. Thank you.

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

That joke's so lame, it needs to have a ...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Welp, I think I've shitposted enough on ...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

That's disgusting. He should cover his m...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Who the fuck flagged this? Looks like yo...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

and/or super hard. ★1

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Good to know. Otherwise I was going to c... ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

*squeal

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Danke

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

I'm confused, and angry because I'm conf...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Coincidence... or Not? You decide.

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

I think it's 妃阿甦 . They're a Japanese de... ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Your badge alone is probably worth a ful... ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Mind if I join you?

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-22

*Lame

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

Don't be too harsh, maybe the dude just ...

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

Can confirm. That sucked dog's balls.

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

*dick ★3

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

Oh okay. I'll call off the assassins the...

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

Care to postulate a theory, Sherlock?

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

I stand erected ★1

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

It was a line-ball decision, so we've gi... ★1

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

We all do, son. We all do.

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

can confirm :(

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

Please don't do that. You'll encourage b... ★5

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-20

it turned out pretty shit, IMO. Got a be...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-20

lowers left eyebrow

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-20

The bithc si a fruad!!

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

There's a black day dawning

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

Maybe he's Special?

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

Baskin-Robbins

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

Well done, I couldn't be arsed going thr...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

The gif that keeps on giffing ★1

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

You did not disappoint me

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

I wonder which blue shirt would have pre... ★5

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

Ice cold.

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

Fap fap fap fap ★5

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

well I'm glad that's over, and we can go...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

and I've still got the scars to prove it...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

@dorothy I'd be too scared of dying from...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

don't overdo it, or you will make yourse... ★2

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

I can fully recommend one of the good on...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

AIDS = Asphyxiation In Dorothy's Snatch ★2

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

I'm tho thicc of all thith thit

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

he's not naughty, he's just a very thicc...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

this didn't make much sense until I foun... ★1

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

italics, motherfucker!! (apologies to Gr...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

I think he knows, and is just being a CA... ★1

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

another dick near a wall ★6

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

only ★3

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Do you know the heimer lick manoeuvre? ★1

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Plot twist, your ex is male.

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

With your McCock ★1

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

S̠̙̦̦̭̖̟̀͑̉̋͘̚͢͜u̥̦̞͓̭̎͒͛́͐̈̕͠͡ċ̓͂̿̐̌̅͝...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Never heard of it

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Yeah, but it's hard to play Fortnite on ... ★3

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

I wonder if her last name is Marnazi?

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Seven large cucumbers?

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

I like your hat ★3

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Well spotted. Have a star!

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

No no no no, you must be mistaken; on th... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

Nope. Not clicking that one. No way, get... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I beg to differ. You're very different. ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-24

24/7/52

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-24

*mom's. Unless you're inferring that the... ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

I̧͇̙̠̩͎͙̜͕͍̘͚̍̔̇̀̏̓́͆͊̈́̀̕͜͝f̛̛̋̈́̈̅̄͆̇͂͗͘...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Yeah, it's those velociraptures you gott... ★2

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Cum in the male? ★2

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

There's your problem. The envelope would...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Back tits.

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

But don't you find anything smaller than...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Ahh! now I get it. I had NFI what you we...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Your slit shlit?

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

..in my mouth.

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Although, the fact that he has no balls ...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Nice cock, and positive attitude. He has...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Chris Cairns! ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

No Nukes! Rainbow Warrior! (fornique les...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

UNDERARM!

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Best crowd participation song ever. Foun... ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Clean urine works well too. Gives it tha...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

'cos she stopped doing Pilates?

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Yep, and so are most of the jokes. ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

"some pretty sweet rocket science involv...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid o... ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Humans have pretty much fucked it to dea...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FUCK OFF! ★2

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Which one?

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Hi Avery! ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

I should clarify that it wasn't the same...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

"Raging Anus":. Anagram of Angus Garin. ...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

cue the wombat joke!

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

I'm sure you meant to say "not all the c... ★2

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

She didn't either. "Suck seed" that is. ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Have you got some pulp stuck in your tee...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Reminds me of a story, where this guy ha... ★5

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

My theory is that "CAS" and "Dorothy" ar... ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Which one are you? https://upload.wikime...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Is that what you 14-year old's do with i...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Are you a Bear Gryll's fanboi?

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

When life gives you jizz, sell it. ★3

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Yes it was. We don't take kindly to joke...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Yes, it all makes sense now; the dyslexi... ★2

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

If he pronounced the exclamation as a "b...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

*forward slash

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

What's wrong with me doctor? I keep read...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Have trouble making bail, did we?

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

I beg to differ ↑

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

the trash on Tuesday nights? ★3

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

I thought it appropriate, since it was s...

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

And Brigadier Baboon's butthole ★1

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

arf! arf! <cock's leg on owner's head> ★2

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Did you just assume poopcatapult's cool ... ★1

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Walk on, walk on. With hope in your hear...

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

no shit, Sherlock.

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Looks like it's back to Mrs Palmer and h...

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

80085

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

No. Sod off.

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Plot twist: He's just really depressed b...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

How do you let someone know if your hotc...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Congrats on not getting flagged!

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

fight global poverty

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

lmao he said lol he said rofl

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

929 Characters Left is what the textbox ...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Snot?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

I like to think that it's a big dirty zi...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Space Invaders?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Sucum

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I have visions of the scene in Alien, ex... ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Let's not fight.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

On my desktop, Kris-shirt is staring at ... ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Edgy humour. I like it!

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Duh.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Not to mention, your leathery crotch.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

*telepathetic

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

981 Characters Left

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

ice to meat you

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

sticky greyies

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

Thanks for proving my assertion.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

No. I'm in my 50s and way past all that ... ★1

Comment to comic 4195 on 2018-11-09

*feces

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Yes, that is definitely an unoriginal co... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Shouldn't you be studying?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Oh what a night ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I prefer Cropsy, Kills & Slash myself ★2

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

That's early. I don't leave until 6:30. ★3

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Does somebody need a hug?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I see what you did there, and I'm not ta...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Working on our "grooming" technique, are... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

*twerks

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Like shelling peas.

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

You're all confusing the fuck out of me....

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Heard you the first time.

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

*lurks

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

More of a demand than a request. Just sa... ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

It allows you to invoke the Creator. "Al... ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Because they don't like people stealing ...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Dick cheese

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Icarly makes me hit hard yeets 10/10 wou...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

ISNEER at your bad puns

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

I prefer the T-1000 myself; solves just ... ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Sorry, I won't do it again. Now bend ove... ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Yep, perfect. Thanks. Now give it here a... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

No, just her appearance.

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

Can you write that idea up? I know where...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

We're talking about Dorothy, aren't we?

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

Also, second.

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

Sadly, it's still the best idea we've go...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Sorry for the harsh comment; I just got ... ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Maybe if you stopped shitposting and put... ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Good job on the new pfp. ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Nah, just the regular kind. ★4

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

Blunt and rusty works too. Just takes a ...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

in the ghetto

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

FUUUUCK!!!! THAT DOES IT, YOU CUNT WHOEV...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Flagging my comment was totally unfair. ...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

That explains a helluva lot.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

The plane or PSES? I'm confused.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

The House of Wax

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Yes, the criteria is pretty simple. If t...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

That reminds me; I'm due for my monthly ... ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

**tu

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

The real question is : why is every male...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

I'm surprised you didn't read it in Stan...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

That flag was harsh. Harsh but fair. ★2

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

He'll never give it back.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

My favourite! How did you know?

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I'm dazed and confused.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

SIDEWAYS

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Really? You don't look a day over 87. ★2

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Good theory. Run with that. ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

AKA Option A ★2

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

It's the only way Dave knows how. Haven'...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-23

Looking good, Dorothy! ★4

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

I like to batch-flag them ahead of time....

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Then you could give Dorothy a helluva fi... ★1

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

Nah, it's a ladder. It's one of those fo...

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

C'mon folks, give the ladder hand. He's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Don't we all?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Maybe he's one of those high functioning... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Thankfully, I've never met any of them a... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

You've got a donkey?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

By reading the comments, I'd say we all ... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Pubic hair?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

At the same time? Impressive!

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Probably most of us are human, but undam...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

So you're saying that you aren't a domin...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

U mean a thief who steals the copper wir...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

You might want to reconsider your career... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Warren Gamaliel Harding (November 2, 186... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

STPMILF

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Then you'd be a Polly Waffle

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Used?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

It's not a pumpkin, it's orange shirt's ...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Probably just the menopause talking

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I tried to see your point, but I just do... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Sure it isn't a ghoulash of STIs? ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Haven't

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Havent

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Cheer up. Just think, you'll be dead wit...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Yes, where is garlic bread addiction? Ha...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

American Medical Association? Are you a ...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

to fathom?

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Try oglaf, although it only comes once a...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

The circle is now complete. Any future c... ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

It's true. I once saw two dudes wanking ... ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

I spose. I've only been reading C&H sinc... ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

They're making applesauce. ★3

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

2 out of the last 3 comics involve anima... ★8

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Purrrrr. ★1

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

What gives? There's no grave in http://e...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

You're late to the party. We've already ...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Maybe they "tripped and fell" into a woo...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Maybe he's emo.

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Heh heh... whacked off ★2

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

shits on rug

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Hop on Pop?

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

So is one of them missing an arm, or is ...

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

It's coming from inside your pants!

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

or, the rapists van.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

Your pfp isn't real flash either. ★2

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Snowtown? ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Facebook games?

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Yeah, fuck change. It wears your wallet ... ★2

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

No. He got caught cheating, and was sent...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Yeah, I'd probably off myself if I wasn'...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

In which case, they'd have the shotgun..... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Overrated! How's it hanging?

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Definitely a teacher.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

What, you think teachers shouldn't be al...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Grow a pair? ★2

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

The old one-two combo. Always a winner. ★1

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Given that C&H are "collaborating" with ...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Urban Dictionary's #2 ranked def of SPAK... ★1