comments by The Man Himself

The Man Himself (wiggly dick)
1312 comments (2016-05-13 – 2018-03-12) to 517 comics
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Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12
Mid-priced ones make for easy deflection... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
What? The most unbelievable part of this...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Shut the fuck up, cunt. Don't be stealin... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Bro hacking is easy. Load up Excel or Ph... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Actually, the Big Bird is the closest li...
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07
This has been: Black Mirror.
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05
It was a pun (a quite clever one, might ... ★2
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10
Benedict Cumberbatch was better.
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
https://xkcd.com/1357/ ★5
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23
It appears that another fellow of my own...
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23
G'day cunt. You met my pet kangaroo? Don...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2018-01-09
Everyone I've told about the incorrect l...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09
F
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
Thirnd.
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
You've gotta get a restraining order on ...
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
I can't believe that: Someone approved a... ★5
Comment to comic 1888 on 2017-11-18
Si, pero yo no hablo Español.
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17
Saint Nicholas, Jesus, the Komodo Dragon... ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07
Follow me on Instagram @j3susthesonofgod...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
Cue a whole week of meta comments about ... ★4
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
It took me a week to learn the guitar. M...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
It's a copy of "Grindr", not Tinder. ★2
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
The "PHP" in PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
I won't try and challenge you, cause I t... ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
*Emorotica
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28
The correct term is "Sup fuckers". ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28
Hey there! This is Explosm, so: Fuck you... ★3
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22
It's an excellent example of the Mandela... ★3
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-13
I've been gone for the last five days, s...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07
Not as fast as my hands when the porn tu... ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_before_E...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02
As Pop heard the cries of his child who ...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
Yo no hablo Espanol.
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
Everyone on Explosm is a robot except me...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30
"Oh why won't anybody help me? In my old...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
That is a clustering clusterfuck fucker ... ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Astronaut guy staring into the void.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Pretty sure it was /r/dankmemes.
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
Great gimmick, but spelling ≠ grammar. ★1
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
Your MUM cleans plaque.
Comment to comic 742 on 2017-09-23
Issa meme, I think. https://imgur.com/ga...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
As do redheads.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
He gets Lois Lane pregnant at least once... ★2
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
The neurons in my brain are firing in a ...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
I hope this means you won't comment agai... ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Fools. http://explosm.net/comics/3305/
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
They would take the cold ones to the mil...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
That we aren't getting one today is irre...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Prior to contrary belief, my dick is not... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Since the first letter of a sentence is ...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11
"Sounds close enough to consent to me" N... ★5
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
He's such a good masturbator, time stops... ★5
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
I'll attempt to win in the only way I kn...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Nullion forfeited When he rhymed lines 3...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
http://explosm.net/comics/2686/
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Have him have a Nazi armband, or a chara...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
I doesn't appear to be Depressing Comic ... ★5
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
If it were not for the 1000-character li...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
You'd better have some reliable sources ...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
C-Z-sexual! ★2
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04
He dogged the boys there.
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
I commend your comment, good sir. Times ... ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Well hot damn. My Australian ass was sle... ★5
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
I'd made that comment right before I wen... ★3
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
If Someone not cool's comment is false, ...
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29
I'd punch that mushroom in it's fat fuck...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
And thus the Jimogy ends. Farewell, you ...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27
You're both rhyming great But will you b... ★2
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Guys, stop guessing. You're being nosy.
Comment to comic 4337 on 2017-08-23
Hey, Past Zogaridan. It's The Man Himsel... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
I thought appeasing Dave consisted of ap...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
WT(NS)F(W)?
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
iss a cuel place, butt it keps getin cue... ★1
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-22
I liked your old avatar better.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Go to: http://explosm.net/comics/4621/ a...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Do you refer to him as 'Captain' because... ★6
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
He's original and he puts at least a lit...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Guess.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
@Some Odd Fellow There's a Discord now t...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
I just have to make a comment here stati...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
If x = main defining feature of all char... ★4
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Not a personal attack on you, but, contr...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Are you suggesting you don't watch regul...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
That can't have been six months. Quick p...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16
Well what do ya know. I'm 'cool'.
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Ooh, make it involve grammar or pebble g...
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
Grammar undoubtedly has rules, why are w... ★2
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
That's better be his last comment. ★3
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
This is a hilarious and foolproof way to... ★2
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15
We don't play with guns around here anym...
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15
I commend your efforts.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2017-08-15
Tsk tsk, forgot the timezone.
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14
I also know the secret, but nobody knows...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
And myyyyy Axe™!
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Number of people who were, at the time o... ★9
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
Fixed link: http://explosm.net/comics/53...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Thanks for correcting that! :)
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
To clear anything up, Explosm's username...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Fuck, man. Scrolling through the extra s...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Drugs that are supposed to help and are ...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
What did he say?
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-07
This was surprisingly easy to figure out...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-07
*got
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
"Yeah, yeah, Sieg Heil Hitler to you too...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05
I guess that makes us testicle cancer.
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05
Indeed.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Update: Apparently the site doesn't give...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
The comment ID matches up to comment IDs...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Fuck! I was trying to do the thing that ...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Question nothing.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
The cake is a lie! Heh heh... ★1
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
Ooh! "Why is my name 'Large Penis'"?
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
You're right, on the gayness scale, dick...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
Animals can't tal-oh, fuck it.
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
Either the joke is extremely complex and...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
Everyone (actually just readers of xkcd)...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
The doctor meant he was finished doing m... ★1
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
I also look like the remark.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
What would panels 5 and 6 consist of? ★3
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
ride.png?
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31
He hasn't since Rob D got his badge.
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
I'm surprised he could afford the extra ... ★2
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30
Neat. Y'know Hyams Beach has the Guiness...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
I've actually been there! Waves got like...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28
Press enter twice to break the line ★2
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
This is C&H, yes. Don't confuse it with ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Something like that would be abused merc...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
That was a math error on my part.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
You mean the guy who wanted us all to ha...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
@nunnion He crossed the line when he sta...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
9. You haven't given us any details, inc...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
1. Line everyone up by symptom. 2. Ident... ★2
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Opinions are like a bag of dicks: -Irrel...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I do hope he builds the joke onto his ca...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
That was the most misguided attempt at '... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Keep the 90's rapper jokes coming!
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
"Wait, was he even a minority?" "N-no, s...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
How's it going boys? Here to give you my...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Hey there! You must either be partially ...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
I'd say you can't sleep because you're o... ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Or out of his ass. ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
It's like you somehow don't know whether...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
His hate was manifest enough that he cou... ★1
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23
This is why I hate it when my dad ventri... ★6
Comment to comic 2819 on 2017-07-22
Ketchup porn? ★1
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22
Hey look, it's looks-over-your-shoulder-... ★2
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Literally 50% of comments by Stain are a... ★3
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
He must have fallen really badly (judgin...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
I like you.
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
Did someone say The Man Himself?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Astro, you should be proud, you've done ... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
If everyone had one, it'd more depend on...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
I think you may be the worst shitposter ... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
I feel like they connected the dots betw...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
I felt pride when I saw my avatar there....
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
Yes! Reveal my identity to these fuckers...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
Holy shit I just realised that I'd rathe... ★6
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Yeah, apparently getting rid of the text... ★1
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Hamburgers almost definitely have meat.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Camel meat is nice.
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
It'll be in a couple of hours, I reckon ...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
"Oi mate you got a light?"
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
'...So I can see that guy RAM his hard d...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
The first rule of writing a sentence is ... ★6
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
I formally praise you for the fact that ... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
(‿|‿)
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
You fucken druggo.
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
I would say 'what an asshole' but every ...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
That's not how the internet works. Me pu...
Comment to comic 3481 on 2017-07-12
"Not that that's a bad thing!"
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12
When I heard he knew Joel Creasey, I tho...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
explosm.net/secret
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
'Cept in the south, where there are no c...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Gadgets and gizmos Grow old fast Especia... ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
1.41421356237? ★1
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
That's NESed up. ★2
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN NaN he-e-e-e...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
>>> Robobert syscontrol: system: online ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
Can confirm, Australians are 6 inches ta...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
What? I'm not The Derek! What? Why would...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
"As if I'd say that to a horse that wasn...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Surround the comment with backticks to d...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Thanks for the advice, man. Didn't you s...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Dunno. You're a cool kid now, I guess. T...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Chirp chirp, motherfucker. ★1
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
"Hey man, the flag can't ever touch the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
Or, well, PinoBatch, I guess? ★1
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
Kachigga!
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
What are you, a Je- oh, wait. Touché. ★2
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-04
You want help? Crowdsource, have a guest... ★1
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
Less than 1% of abortions are performed ...
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
Must be made of babies then.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
One is lifeless, the other is a brick.
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
Fuck! My bad. I even retyped the whole t...
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
The more you know, I guess.
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
P erh a ps n ow would be the perfect tim... ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
Hey, don't you talk about JeOma like tha...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
Then the other reboot stand-alone starri...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02
Something about butt pirates here
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02
I'd say everything conceivable beats the...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02
http://web.archive.org/web/2004062205481...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
We're more cultured than the redditors. ★6
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
Matt and Rob have had it since at least ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-06-28
Literally every argument against 9/11's ...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
)
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Bowling balls are heavy, man. Don't judg...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Panel 4 shows nine pins. ★3
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
@User #74967 "Because it is just humans ... ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
(Insert vague understanding of (insert r...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Is 'pun' a pun for pin?
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
You butt pirate! ★1
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
And the semen of the innocent for white,...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
If you want a .png of the comic, right-c...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
They walk among us now! After the near-f...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
They are correct in being worried. The '... ★2
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
By the will of Explosm's crappy servers,...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25
As they wildly contort their faces, the ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25
Or you just stay at rock bottom without ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25
The next person to mention badges gets t... ★3
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24
"What a coincidence! I have 2 vaginas!"
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24
People will see this after PA changes hi...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23
[citation needed]
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23
Pino is still as active as he has ever b... ★4
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
tbs.grg, that is without a doubt the gre... ★1
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21
It's not a gif, if that's what you mean....
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
Mathematics is a concept to make underst...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
Infinity is a thing.
Comment to comic 1633 on 2017-06-21
˙sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹǝʌǝlƆ ★1
Comment to comic 940 on 2017-06-21
̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
Alright, let's not get too patriotic. A ...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
They've been changing their styles for t...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
I hope this results in an argument as to...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21
Profess, what I meant was that the human...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21
Nixinkome, I am not a science fiction bu...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-20
Speed of light, you say? Let's hook the ...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-20
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★3
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19
Jew wouldn't have seen it coming either.... ★1
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19
His name is Xupz.
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-19
A common joke is that 'a priest and a ra... ★1
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19
Nah, like shoes. All over your feet. awk...
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19
First of all, this was a joke centred on... ★2
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
That is actually an actual, real-life fa... ★1
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17
I'm 11% now.
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17
Well, I'm attempting to learn Spanish an... ★1
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17
FUCKFUCK I wrote 'shot' instead of 'slep...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17
So a guy walks into a packed bar. He say... ★3
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17
https://xkcd.com/1357/
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17
In Australia 95% of our mainstream comed...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17
I'm surprised no one has corrected Gepet...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16
Actually, I remember a comic that got re...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14
I'll have you know I only cried watching...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14
Parrots don't have tear ducts. Janine is...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14
Explosm.net will get rid of the undersco...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14
That and the fact his avatar is not 192*...
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14
It used to be 7 seconds during warfare, ...
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14
ples liek and susrcrib
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13
They revolutionised warfare. ★1
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12
Confuses the fuck outta me too, and I wo...
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12
Actually what women experience in childb... ★9
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11
Sometimes you just gotta hold onto somet...
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11
That ejaculated quickly.
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11
Wait til' you see Australia's government...
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10
Their comic posting schedule is too erra...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10
Y'all are motherfuckers. Minus the highn...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10
Term used to describe the blue external ... ★2
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10
TL;DR, darkcoder loves science, and thin...
Comment to comic 4396 on 2017-06-07
And the vision...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
Also real: Lansing Lugnuts Savannah Sand...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
Welcome back! Were you still here for Ju...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
Yeah, I caught them a while after I wrot...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
It's spelt 'burger'.
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
Wait a minute. Coincidence or not, in th...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
'Cuck', short for 'cuckold', is a term r...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
Nobody else caught the fact that he lite... ★2
Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
I can guarantee this 'week' will fall sh...
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06
Holy shit.
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06
MS Paint to resize the image, not save i...
Comment to comic 92 on 2017-06-04
Nahtzee.
Comment to comic 46 on 2017-06-04
Thanks, Lt.
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04
Out of spite for BrothrBear, avatars mus...
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04
That quip about Ireland was extremely ra...
Comment to comic 2684 on 2017-06-04
I've seen enough hentai to know where th... ★18
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04
Smash or pass? ★4
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
Pretty homophobic, I'd like to add.
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
I can never tell if you're deep on purpo...
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
http://explosm.wikia.com/wiki/Rankings
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
The milk is floating, I guess. In other ...
Comment to comic 3768 on 2017-06-04
Charlie's right; today's the day comment...
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
To clear up all confusion that has appar... ★2
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
Should be here within a couple hours.
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
ME! I INVENTED THE PREMISE BEHIND A DAIL...
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
Unless you were joking, it's flaggots.
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03
@Death I'm surprised I haven't looked up...
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03
Enjoyable premise for a daily feature. c...
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03
Is it ironic that Lt. Obvious gets exact...
Comment to comic 3868 on 2017-06-03
The whole thing was a fake so the lizard... ★1
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03
With sexual tensions heating up here at ...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03
Today's comic is pretty covfefe ★1
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03
How does one bee spill so much water?
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03
I do. He's been deleting comments left a...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03
The man in Zog's avatar is not Jackie Ch...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
I can't believe there were just two seem...
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-06-02
They're still different religions, with ...
Comment to comic 3891 on 2017-06-02
I would like to clear some things up her... ★7
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
Black guy: So you guys cool about Black ... ★4
Comment to comic 1765 on 2017-06-02
Text in bottom right translates roughly ...
Comment to comic 1436 on 2017-06-02
Hotel?
Comment to comic 1435 on 2017-06-02
*Democratic Republic of the Congo
Comment to comic 1433 on 2017-06-02
Fuck! You beat me.
Comment to comic 1431 on 2017-06-02
There are already three panels.
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-30
What if the question was 'will you stick...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
The next person who alludes to someone g... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Good little girl.
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
MY NAME IS 'PAPI'!
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Slurp slurp.
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Congrations!
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Yes, I'm quite well versed in Latin root... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
As well as what Nicholaidus said; https:...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
The correct terminology is 'whrrrrrrrrr'...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
What Google Translate lacks in being goo...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Understandably moist, my vrother.
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Inb4 Cropsy gets here, so I can notify h...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
Quite moist, my dude.
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-05-30
I actually refer to your avatar's comic ... ★1
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-05-30
I honestly don't give a fuck.
Comment to comic 2963 on 2017-05-30
They should be inserted, not flirted. ★1
Comment to comic 3597 on 2017-05-30
2019, bitch. ★1
Comment to comic 3596 on 2017-05-30
That man's tie is a tattoo.
Comment to comic 630 on 2017-05-30
"I've come to crack open a cold one with...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
What about blueshirt, or greenshirt?
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-05-29
Copy-and-pasted directly from Wikipedia.... ★3
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-29
YOU CALLED? Earth stays still unless you...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
$25-$50 a month, depending on who you as...
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28
thatsthejoke.jpeg
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
Fuck yeah, I've been summoned!
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
http://explosm.net/comics/4151/ I think.... ★3
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
Energy and space resulted from the Big B...
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
Lt. understands the premise of Cropsy's ...
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
*Whomst
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27
And you don't need an income if you're i...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
First comic to actually make me laugh in... ★1
Comment to comic 111 on 2017-05-27
Comment about the relevance of this comi...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Sufficiently moist, my vrethren.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
"foul mouthed asshole" ★1
Comment to comic 2224 on 2017-05-26
Not enough replies.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
"Go fuck you, handsome, Munty Dylan."
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
4 years? Was this before Wanted on Voyag...
Comment to comic 2838 on 2017-05-26
NO! I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU!
Comment to comic 2240 on 2017-05-26
2002.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
His wife; cheese still quite upset.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
He just ran out of thyme. ★6
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I take Nicholaidus' view on fidget spinn...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Brandon's link might work, but MS Paint ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I don't think you understand. You can't ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I've always liked Gangrene.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
I feel like I should be saying 'twice' h... ★1
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Watched the first episode, and despite t...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Cop 1: LOL!! FAG!! ★2
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Did you just assume it's gender??!!?!
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Game of Thrones.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Cop 1: Now wait a minute, she said she w...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
My apologies to ThatGuyInTheGutter; Bran...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
When you think about it, they don't even...
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
The tautology club meeting is on the dat... ★1
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
Unfortunately, his giffed avatar lacks r... ★1
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23
I, for one, welcome our new insect overl... ★2
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23
Old enough to not care. Cries internally...
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-05-23
INNOVATIVEANDIMMADEOFRUBBERSOTHATANYTHIN...
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-05-23
DAPDJNFAPJDFYOUTOOBRANDONTHEWEEABOO[prin...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
To this comment, or what?
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
In my opinion.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Nah, it just looks awkward when you put ...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Smoke probably.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Yo, you'll eventually probably have a pa...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Also, searching 'naru-gi-oh' gives me he...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Comment to help hide the fact you just d...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Explosm only makes 'explosm.net' links c...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22
His (quite impressive, I might add) acti...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22
He always does.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22
http://explosm.wikia.com/wiki/Judgmental...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-22
Shot, lad.
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-22
I like Smile's strategy: He comments onl...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-05-22
bonipple
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-05-22
I'm alone in editing two months later, e...
Comment to comic 2240 on 2017-05-22
You're a fool in a man's shoes.
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
He meant how Kris copy-and-pasted the ch...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
Represent.
Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-05-22
Nah, he would be visible, but not discer... ★1
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
Duh dehdah dehhhh Deet doodah dehhhh Is ...
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
This man is bamboozled. ★3
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
Enriched uranium? I'm all for it.
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-20
16 ft through an announcer's table?
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-20
His pun is massive . ★1
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
That's some Inception shit. I think. I d...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
I'm real, I'm pretty sure.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
*mentos He sucked a mentos' dick.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
I find it comforting that Cteklite is ig...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Head. Hehe. ★1
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-20
Old people.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
We played fuck/marry/kill in year 6.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Immortality is not at all impossible. Th...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
The badge chooses you.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Well then, it isn't Noodle, I guess?
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
More reign? You can't just make more rei... ★1
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Judgmental Dawn?
Comment to comic 2185 on 2017-05-17
You give -0.0682954924693433312709270300...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
http://www.guymacon.com/flame.html Credi...
Comment to comic 4093 on 2017-05-17
Damn.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Woah, woah, 'Judgment Day' was the first...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Judgmentals lurking, check some recent c...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
'Twas not I.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Why the fuck would it be lunar? Why anyo...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Can confirm with ASCII M4N that Dph is t...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Fuck!
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Thanks, I just wrote '5000 days in years...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
https://xkcd.com/1771/
Comment to comic 624 on 2017-05-17
ThE MoSt SuBsTaNtIaL
Comment to comic 1948 on 2017-05-17
Ha! He who admitted it committed it.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
If Explosm let you delete accounts, we c...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I can guarantee that it was I (me?) who ...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Fuck...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I can confirm that it was me who wrote t...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
13 years and 7 months?
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Flaggots. ★1
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Interestingly enough, surrounding a word...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Your MUM'S been there and done that. By ... ★7
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
"Never gonna give cocaine up Always gonn... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
Microsoft Eggcel 2015. ★1
Comment to comic 2433 on 2017-05-17
2.5x as tall, to be exact. http://explos...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
Genghis Khan has been estimated to have ... ★2
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
In comic #2300 Dragon pun here wrote a c...
Comment to comic 2300 on 2017-05-17
He towers over Tall Justin. I predicted ... ★4
Comment to comic 2432 on 2017-05-17
Nein.
Comment to comic 3241 on 2017-05-17
If you get a doctorate in Dental Surgery...
Comment to comic 1585 on 2017-05-17
Heil Hitler or whatever.
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
*simultanelanaiously
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
How the fuck is Darkar better than 'the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
Copied straight from Wikipedia: "If the ...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
Will be hangin' on here 'til you return....
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
I treat my women like women - punched an... ★2
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-16
Was cooked af when I wrote the comment. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
Alright, the amount of members of this c...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I wholeheartedly agree that 'the only si...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I am enjoying your new humourous outlook... ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
Only four commenters have so far been id...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
I love how we say nothing against Tydidd... ★2
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
wE FiNd tHiS OfFeNsIvE
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
ThatGuyInTheGutter. I'm just adding name... ★6
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
lunarLegion. Astrophysicist. Noodle. C&H... ★6
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
Really loud cough implying the fact that... ★6
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
I have nothing against Dph. Like me, he ... ★2
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
and she feels real good
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
fuck, i'll
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
my mom and
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
Hehe... came.
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
Her vagina must be massive! How's she go...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
PUBLIC NOTICE Sometime yesterday, Dragon... ★4
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
Was gonna write an ironic comment about ...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
This is incredibly relevant.
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
Good catch, didn't see it.
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
You underestimate the amount of spare ti...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
Dunno the original quote from Cteklite, ...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
This is incredibly immoral. The grammar,... ★1
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
Splitting the gif reveals that the babie... ★4
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
Incorrect. It is still illegal regardles...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
How ironic.
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-05-13
Nah, just tried to get her to reply that...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
"horny cunt", red.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
Correct. I illegally downloaded Season 2...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
HAHAHAHAH O my gosh, Brandon, that was f...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
Did someone say... Discord ?
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
"Mike Rotch? Has anybody seen Mike Rotch... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
Get the reference and you are 6/10 inste... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
"Uh, yeah, hello, is Avoid there? Last n...
Comment to comic 1581 on 2017-05-12
dafuquada?
Comment to comic 619 on 2017-05-12
Indeed(?).
Comment to comic 4041 on 2017-05-12
Judgmental Cunt? Nah...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-05-12
Love how y'all were saying that Derek di...
Comment to comic 1333 on 2017-05-12
And by terrorist, I mean animal.
Comment to comic 3761 on 2017-05-12
In the sense of taste. 'Taste' as in art...
Comment to comic 2701 on 2017-05-12
I feel like this should have continued i...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2017-05-12
I could go all day, honestly. I keep for...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2017-05-12
The first meeting is on the time and dat...
Comment to comic 4059 on 2017-05-12
Twice!
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
I don't think there are as much alts as ...
Comment to comic 1329 on 2017-05-12
The It's-debatable-whether-they're-dead-...
Comment to comic 1207 on 2017-05-12
你的妈妈是一个很大的他妈的交易
Comment to comic 2499 on 2017-05-12
y tho
Comment to comic 2523 on 2017-05-12
Your MUM spontaneously grew blonde eyebr...
Comment to comic 1769 on 2017-05-12
S.A.M. for short. Don't tell anyone.
Comment to comic 1816 on 2017-05-12
Becomes a meme 8 years later
Comment to comic 3611 on 2017-05-12
I would've gone with pumpkin, but to eac...
Comment to comic 2848 on 2017-05-12
Your MUM deserved that.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
Many before have changed badges. Soothsa...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
A quick peruse of Pino's comment search ...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
Noodle, Minmus, Jocular, Astro and Pov a... ★2
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
Dick as in Richard Nixon? I keep a pictu...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Pino made the official badge list here (...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
*The Man Himself [wiggly dick]
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Yeah, I just see a bunch of red and brow...
Comment to comic 4000 on 2017-05-10
This is not comic 4000.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
You don't have to. You're a light blue c...
Comment to comic 3507 on 2017-05-10
Was gonna protest, but 5 upside-down is ...
Comment to comic 2150 on 2017-05-10
This it? http://explosm.net/comics/4246/...
Comment to comic 3117 on 2017-05-10
Did someone say spinners? whrrrrrrrrrrrr... ★1
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
*The Man Himself [wiggly dick]
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Cool beans! Why though?
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Nah, these guys made a funny as video on...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Please assert all confidence in me that ...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Please. My hacking skills are so legenda...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Seamen. By which I mean someone on a boa...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
This is Kris in the past.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Your MUM is gonna accept you into our cl...
Comment to comic 1628 on 2017-05-10
She thicc.
Comment to comic 3403 on 2017-05-10
Smoke bitches, fuck weed.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Your best yet.
Comment to comic 2749 on 2017-05-09
Save your dignity.
Comment to comic 1663 on 2017-05-09
"I'm pretty sure it's homo"
Comment to comic 3638 on 2017-05-09
He uses 'personal space invader' to get ...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09
PINK SHIRT THAT GUY IS WEARING A PINK SH...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Thank you so much. I won't change it now...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Congratulations, you are now the third c...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-05-09
You have been let down.
Comment to comic 145 on 2017-05-09
It's funny that y'all continued the thre...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-05-09
This is incredibly foreshadowing. 7 days...
Comment to comic 1392 on 2017-05-09
Coming soon: The Incredible Shulk and Th...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-09
'If the whole body were an eye, where wo... ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
sighs ★1
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08
Guys, he linked to explosm.net. GUYS! YO...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08
Was gonna change my avatar to panel two,...
Comment to comic 3873 on 2017-05-08
What lunarLegion said.
Comment to comic 1065 on 2017-05-08
His mouth moves magically to his left be... ★3
Comment to comic 896 on 2017-05-08
I can't believe I switched my insurance ... ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
A quick google search of 'dragon ear' br...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
Dragon pun here obviously linked to that...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
So y'all don't have to figure out what 5... ★3
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
No fomo. ★1
Comment to comic 1200 on 2017-05-06
y tho
Comment to comic 2855 on 2017-05-06
FUCK YEAH!
Comment to comic 2882 on 2017-05-06
Hah! One day.
Comment to comic 2054 on 2017-05-06
Grow facial hair in the parts where Hitl... ★1
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
Lol cue the white space in panel 1 becom...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
I GOT IT!
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Alright, I have racked my brains for an ...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
One does not simply get a badge. Either ...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
There you go then.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Bruh, you're not giving any clues. Gimme...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
y tho
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
If you're talking about the comment sear...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
The gynecologist of alchoholicness
Comment to comic 4329 on 2017-05-05
'loves dave face'
Comment to comic 1900 on 2017-05-05
Mattamattamattamattamattamattamattmattam... ★1
Comment to comic 1899 on 2017-05-05
Wait, is he wearing pants?
Comment to comic 1456 on 2017-05-05
thatsthejoke.png
Comment to comic 122 on 2017-05-05
Can't argue with that logic. Also, to y'...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
You can do that? Didn't know, sorry.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I'm actually conducting a full-length st...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
GandaPanda - 154 days Enlightened Pyroma... ★2
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
No shrimp shrimp?
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Much appreciated. ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Bill Cosby joke. No link, sorry.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Hey, I'm here for a good time, not a lon... ★1
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
the lifeforce of countless innocent soul...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Brandon the Weeapoo, who is
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
L isten up, t ruckfucker. O nly b earded... ★2
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Dooby-dooby-doobah!
Comment to comic 2823 on 2017-05-03
Fucken Rhenium cunt!
Comment to comic 2315 on 2017-05-03
TWICE! FUCK YOU, PSES REBORN!
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
'Soothsayer's return' got like, 15. No l...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Fucken yeah cunt!
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
Can't wait. Honestly.
Comment to comic 1914 on 2017-05-02
Skrt skrt ahh!
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
Tha- bu- that's an amazingly good commen... ★2
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
I like him too, but his posting of RCGs ...
Comment to comic 2025 on 2017-05-02
Paul Hogan joke originally. "They say th... ★1
Comment to comic 3957 on 2017-05-02
Uh-oh, they upped it to 90%. Prepare you... ★2
Comment to comic 165 on 2017-05-02
Gay
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
Well fuck. The doctor isn't just a head,... ★1
Comment to comic 4086 on 2017-05-02
You lie!
Comment to comic 4089 on 2017-05-02
Who is this 'thelinkr' y'all speak of? ★1
Comment to comic 4089 on 2017-05-02
Says TheOneJewOnExplosm. Happy Hanukkah,...
Comment to comic 1824 on 2017-05-02
And the numbers '6' and '9'. Ahuehuehueh...
Comment to comic 1825 on 2017-05-02
Nor yours.
Comment to comic 3652 on 2017-05-02
I'm the only one so far to get the reply...
Comment to comic 3652 on 2017-05-02
THANK MR SKELTAL
Comment to comic 48 on 2017-05-02
"I'm raising awareness" "For what?" "My ...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-05-02
Well, fuck. This comment got 10 favourit...
Comment to comic 591 on 2017-05-02
I CAUGHT YOU WITHIN AN HOUR. ONE FUCKING...
Comment to comic 2201 on 2017-05-02
Third!
Comment to comic 1649 on 2017-05-02
"Now about this penis..."
Comment to comic 1043 on 2017-05-02
YOU GUYS ARE MONSTERS! MONSTERS! ★2
Comment to comic 1043 on 2017-05-02
Hello, my name is The Man Himself and I'... ★2
Comment to comic 380 on 2017-05-02
"Sir, is this chihuahua free-range? Your... ★2
Comment to comic 3175 on 2017-05-02
Guys, Pses said this 15 months ago. This...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
"And that's why I think Christianity is ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
One of the most influential cartoonists ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
"Really rare. Really, really rare." Some...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
A comment on Explosm, by a non-avatared,...
Comment to comic 2278 on 2017-05-01
Fucking bitches. Within an attosecond, I...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
"And now your political and/or religious...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
I am The Man Himself, Commander of the A...
Comment to comic 4119 on 2017-05-01
Gno. Just gno.
Comment to comic 4119 on 2017-05-01
Truly the badge you deserve.
Comment to comic 3282 on 2017-05-01
‽ ★1
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
Aiya! I assume saying 'Aiya!' before a c...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-05-01
sighs Dragon pun here has always claimed...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-05-01
Ex-fucking-scuse me?!?!? I get that you ...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
Joke of the Day! Today's comic. Because ...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2017-05-01
6 HOURS!
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
For those of you who don't understand: h... ★4
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
He changes avatar so much I don't really...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
You can't hack me! You still need parent...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
I thought he came after you died.
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
Watch like, 14 people post a joke of the...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
Spent half an hour looking for this. htt... ★4
Comment to comic 1453 on 2017-04-30
"In my day, 50 cents was a lot of money!...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
Legitimately.
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-30
Admit it, this one was pretty funny.
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
JeOma is the oldest active commenter. ht...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
spongtitties.jpg for me.
Comment to comic 1494 on 2017-04-28
They are moving around. Like a horse. ★2
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
Four's an orgy.
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
Stopped 8 days ago, but the comments hav...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
'Specially ass-smoking. That shit usuall...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
I mostly just stand next to smokers and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
@Zog I'd like to say I was fucking with ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Pure gold. ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Lt. Obvious' alts are Rudy and Mark Rent...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Now you must make your flair on r/cyanid...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
We do not have Kris' attention.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wh...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
It must be the scales of Pete's Dragon.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Knife: Double-edged Twist: 1080° clockwi... ★5
Comment to comic 1352 on 2017-04-26
You slut!
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
I'm flushed. Honestly. Kill me now.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Memes.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Alright, that urethra pun was great.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25
??11!?!?!? ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
He disappeared the 12th of March. R.I.P....
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
It would be difficult getting the guys' ...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Hotel? Trivago. ★2
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Wrong. We spend 2 hours a week learning ...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray?...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
"Well, I guess a bird in the hand is wor...
Comment to comic 3211 on 2017-04-24
He's on a special emission. ★1
Comment to comic 3784 on 2017-04-24
He's on a special emission.
Comment to comic 4042 on 2017-04-24
Thank you for drawing attention to that ...
Comment to comic 2931 on 2017-04-24
Just stay away from the stone axes.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Weird Cup Guy's - wait no, his name is
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
never
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Negatory!
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Incorrect!
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
PinoBatch wins. Fucking neggers.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
A true Brogre, fellas.
Comment to comic 2528 on 2017-04-24
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es. L...
Comment to comic 1681 on 2017-04-24
Surprised they're still alive what with ...
Comment to comic 2665 on 2017-04-24
Well, they predicted 'Judgment Day' well...
Comment to comic 2558 on 2017-04-24
False gratitude. ★1
Comment to comic 3792 on 2017-04-24
Well, you're kinda right, but we don't n...
Comment to comic 2591 on 2017-04-24
...sure! You're a swell guy, and I trust...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2017-04-24
"Well my cousin is black. So there."
Comment to comic 1834 on 2017-04-24
comicsuckmyballs is the title ahuehuehue...
Comment to comic 1593 on 2017-04-24
"Sorry, you must be allergic to lollipop...
Comment to comic 1064 on 2017-04-24
You fucknut! Actually only wanted to say...
Comment to comic 2246 on 2017-04-24
"Well gosh darn dang gosh darn it I've g...
Comment to comic 275 on 2017-04-24
"At least our eyes and eyebrows light up...
Comment to comic 3174 on 2017-04-24
I was getting 'off eggshell' shirt.
Comment to comic 314 on 2017-04-24
"Well, this seems to check out. Wait a m... ★2
Comment to comic 508 on 2017-04-24
Or subtle control of the working class.
Comment to comic 2892 on 2017-04-24
Who got the blue guys? Who do they work ...
Comment to comic 2265 on 2017-04-24
"I'm a little held up, baby."
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-04-24
Sorry boys, I played myself. I am truly ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
N_GGERS These people really annoy you. W...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
This man is not Lieutenant Obvious.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Your mum is out of context as fuck.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Thank you for clarifying. Whether or not...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Admit it, you're using Explosm right now... ★2
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
You get flashbacks about his childhood? ... ★2
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
Once you go black, you never go back. ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
Aiya!
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
That is a joke. He knows she isn't going...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
YOU CALLED? Earth trembles
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
That is not Jesus.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
Indeed. He wasn't white, but western pai... ★2
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
Nice.
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23
Thanks, and glad that no one gave a fuck...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-04-22
But not chicken eggs?
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
How about instead of giving PinoBatch a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
"Aaaaaand it sucks my dick. So there."
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
No.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Flaggots. ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
"Or in the parking lot, circling, scream... ★1
Comment to comic 2904 on 2017-04-21
Uh, third I guess?
Comment to comic 250 on 2017-04-21
Bitch please. My Samsung sometimes explo...
Comment to comic 867 on 2017-04-21
"No." ★2
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
Flaggots. Simply magnificent. ★2
Comment to comic 2254 on 2017-04-21
Sighs
Comment to comic 4140 on 2017-04-21
Faved cause you said 'A for effort'.
Comment to comic 4140 on 2017-04-21
I mean, yeah?
Comment to comic 4140 on 2017-04-21
Twice- oh fuck it.
Comment to comic 169 on 2017-04-21
Like User #75680 said, It's from an old ...
Comment to comic 2638 on 2017-04-21
Reply to comment made 14 months ago
Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-04-21
Less than a minute again. What are the c... ★2
Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-04-21
13 hours is extremely impressive. ★2
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
Well, now we know why they have sharp he...
Comment to comic 370 on 2017-04-21
Y'all welcome, by the way. Fuck Rhenium....
Comment to comic 370 on 2017-04-21
http://www.explosm.net/comics/857/ http:... ★1
Comment to comic 370 on 2017-04-21
http://www.explosm.net/comics/3199/ http... ★4
Comment to comic 370 on 2017-04-21
I summon Rhenium!
Comment to comic 3989 on 2017-04-21
Actually, if we were to simplify pi it w... ★1
Comment to comic 2731 on 2017-04-21
Wait, so the horse is on it's period? ★1
Comment to comic 152 on 2017-04-21
"Fondle" ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-04-21
@Nixinkome I'm not anybody's alt, nor do...
Comment to comic 1977 on 2017-04-21
Traditional Gender Stereotypes! My favou...
Comment to comic 274 on 2017-04-21
"Prolly shoulda washed this, smells like...
Comment to comic 2596 on 2017-04-21
Memes.
Comment to comic 2597 on 2017-04-21
The power of speech is a tool of oppress...
Comment to comic 1997 on 2017-04-21
COMIC SANS!
Comment to comic 1470 on 2017-04-21
The girl is the asshole here; just walk ... ★4
Comment to comic 4239 on 2017-04-21
Stop. My penis can only get so erect. ★3
Comment to comic 502 on 2017-04-21
Like Hitler's birthday?
Comment to comic 375 on 2017-04-21
And his erect penis!
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-04-21
I'm a fool in a man's shoes.
Comment to comic 374 on 2017-04-21
"Now say hi to Uncle Cyanide."
Comment to comic 617 on 2017-04-21
First comment in like, 30 seconds.
Comment to comic 1344 on 2017-04-21
Nuderman! No, Fapman! No, the Green No-P... ★2
Comment to comic 3018 on 2017-04-21
Well, with decreasing teacher wages, tha... ★1
Comment to comic 3223 on 2017-04-21
And the fact he has no ears, nose, eyebr...
Comment to comic 4128 on 2017-04-21
But... he's black! Right?
Comment to comic 558 on 2017-04-21
#Nintendo64MasterRace ★4
Comment to comic 359 on 2017-04-21
"What are you, gay or something?" "I'm n... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2017-04-21
Came here cause I thought there would be... ★6
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
I kind of repel favourites. Thanks, man.... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Wenn eine weitere Person mich nicht als ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Y'all know there was a business called T... ★4
Comment to comic 3926 on 2017-04-19
So it's legal, anyway. ★1
Comment to comic 3926 on 2017-04-19
Second-and-a-half greatest comment of al...
Comment to comic 4169 on 2017-04-19
Twice! FUCK YOU, PSES REBORN!
Comment to comic 4169 on 2017-04-19
Indeed. His diagram was made about Septe...
Comment to comic 3766 on 2017-04-19
Well, I have nothing to contribute, but ...
Comment to comic 3767 on 2017-04-19
Exactly.
Comment to comic 3769 on 2017-04-19
Ahem *species.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
(Laughs at the word 'finger')
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Someone's gone down and favourited every...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
You get a badge! EVERYBODY GETS A BADGE!...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Sure, but 'working hard' is not bad for ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
!'|\/| +|-|3 0|\|1`/ 133+ |\/|45+3|2 4|2...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Agreed. I don't really deserve a badge e... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I would say something about how you prol...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Save the bees!
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I respect you.
Comment to comic 2516 on 2017-04-19
Or the third. We don't like to discrimin...
Comment to comic 848 on 2017-04-19
Correct. Dunno if it's explicitly stated...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
@PokeMom Trainer I'm glad you feel that ... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Wrong. If your heart is working hard, it... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I read it backwards. It didn't make any ... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
This disproves my light blue badge theor... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I agree when Zog says that the standards... ★1
Comment to comic 1979 on 2017-04-19
Such a modern-day commenting thread! In ...
Comment to comic 2548 on 2017-04-19
replies to comment he made at a time he ...
Comment to comic 1276 on 2017-04-19
She didn't even bat an eyelid.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Quote of the Day! "Stay safe, fuckers!" ... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Sorry. ★1
Comment to comic 1337 on 2017-04-19
Assuming they continue to post comics an...
Comment to comic 2809 on 2017-04-19
6 months pansexual!
Comment to comic 1366 on 2017-04-19
Just don't fill it with crack. That'd ju... ★1
Comment to comic 3502 on 2017-04-19
When you get this comic by pressing the ...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-19
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG 6.08 69 5652
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-19
I know! A sithsayer! No, that can't be r...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-19
Our education system is fucked, I know. ...
Comment to comic 3786 on 2017-04-19
It's a Judgmental! KILL HIM!
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Yeah, Derek hasn't been around lately. I... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Get fucked. ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
23 seconds ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Well Dragon pun here and I caught you wi... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Second gay? ★1
Comment to comic 1000 on 2017-04-19
This is not the 1000th comic.
Comment to comic 1000 on 2017-04-19
This is not the 1000th comic.
Comment to comic 3300 on 2017-04-19
Whiskey Dick. Whiskeyfucking Clusterdick...
Comment to comic 863 on 2017-04-19
"Well you're the fat bitch, so"
Comment to comic 2213 on 2017-04-19
*fucking ★1
Comment to comic 1172 on 2017-04-19
Is that a period stain on the side of th... ★3
Comment to comic 2970 on 2017-04-19
"Why is your face stupid?" "Well, why is... ★2
Comment to comic 1386 on 2017-04-19
Fighting for all things af.
Comment to comic 889 on 2017-04-19
Tumbling like the bang, bang, bang of wa...
Comment to comic 1025 on 2017-04-19
"No, you're getting hit by a train!" "Aw...
Comment to comic 2936 on 2017-04-19
"Also, your wife died in a car crash" "W... ★2
Comment to comic 377 on 2017-04-19
i didn't get that. thsnkd, lunarLegion
Comment to comic 1046 on 2017-04-19
"I'm not seizing up, I'm just resting, y...
Comment to comic 1341 on 2017-04-19
好吧,我知道你只是去Google翻譯並翻譯這個。當然這是繁體中文,但我不是種族主... ★1
Comment to comic 2086 on 2017-04-19
Cause I... ...jizzed in the icing . ★4
Comment to comic 395 on 2017-04-19
"Wait, this isn't even her. Wait, is thi...
Comment to comic 846 on 2017-04-19
And when it gets wet?
Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-04-19
Wait, fuck, seven billion and one. Seven... ★3
Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-04-19
He has a BAC of 100.
Comment to comic 1313 on 2017-04-19
"The sun is made of bees. More now than ...
Comment to comic 133 on 2017-04-19
Thanks, Rhenium !
Comment to comic 133 on 2017-04-19
WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?
Comment to comic 3517 on 2017-04-19
Roofie: +5 points. Forced sex: +10 point... ★1
Comment to comic 4094 on 2017-04-19
INSERT STREAK-ENDING COMMENT HERE
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
My avatar is wanking and no one can disp... ★3
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
Frabolicious.
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
So sorry, Itsyaboy [ o shit waddup ]. I ...
Comment to comic 1155 on 2017-04-19
Mission Impossi- oh, fuck, there have be...
Comment to comic 1671 on 2017-04-18
And the first men were faked there! ★1
Comment to comic 3486 on 2017-04-18
"I have some stuff to think about"
Comment to comic 3460 on 2017-04-18
Crazy, Matt has a Wikipedia page and the... ★1
Comment to comic 530 on 2017-04-18
Teal. Not cyan, not beige, teal.
Comment to comic 507 on 2017-04-18
You the one they call Explosm Earl?
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-18
Boi, nearly flagged your ass. Get an ava...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
As JackieChan should have said earlier: ... ★1
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
Doesn't get it
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
Just have us take a Turing Test, Brandon... ★4
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
They're posting at rates of roughly 1 po...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
Damn straight. You're a swell guy. Greet... ★3
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
sighs ★3
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18
Yet his comment has no favourites??!?!?!...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18
Nah. People do multiple comments. 408 co...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-17
This is the second comment. Death Panel ... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-17
https://pineight.com/cnhsearch.py?report...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Yeah, I was DMing Derek. I've said too m...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Yes. That's always been the purpose of i...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
*zinc/copper electricity generator made ...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
FIGHT! FIGHT!
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
Wait, what if light blue means you got i...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
You did nazi that coming. Ahuehuehuehueh... ★3
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
Wool or another animal-based fabric.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-16
I coined it, remember.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
Tortellini!
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
Ah, it was a joke about The Middle . Who...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
I recommend waiting 6-8 years before che...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
*fuhrer Can't believe I just did that.
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
You know what, Kris? Suck my wiggly dick...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
Well fuck. A true Moaning Lisa of the mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
I was legit gonna say that. I like your ...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Anyone got any ideas about how many peop...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Мен емес, Салима Town ойнайды қарағанда ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
My cast got removed a couple days ago af...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15
The barrier got broken anyway. Huh.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
*fellatio
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
I can imagine your balls flopping over t...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
★1
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Traumatizing Ridiculous Unwanted Motherf...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Was watching for a few months. I made th...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
"You can't enter heaven unless Jesus ent... ★2
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Probably compliant with instructions. Fu...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
10/10 for subtle promotion.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
"Do you have herpes?" -Gina Linetti
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
'Greed. I was shortening 'agreed', so if...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
You make me laugh, Frobo-man.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
I've been here one and a half years.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Nah, I comment on comics everywhere, eve...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14
PUBLIC NOTICE The 1500 comment barrier h...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
I was poking around the old Explosm foru... ★4
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
Hay, you ever considered the guys are sp... ★1
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
I'm raising my li'l comments gay. They'r...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14
The 1500 comment barrier has been broken... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-12
My apologies.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-12
*shady I'm sick of him, look at him, wal...
Comment to comic 3925 on 2017-04-12
YOU CALLED? Earth sha - fuck, you were s...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Sexually attracted to dragons. Fucked up...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
I think J.C used an Eminem reference, bu...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Yes that is exactly what Kris was thinki...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
I don't kn- wait, no, you don't know, I ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Trivia: Judgmental Dick's activity level...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
YOU CALLED? Earth sha - fuck, you were s...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
'It's my dog, Dad. I should do it'
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Actually, since hell was full, they brut... ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Dracosexual! ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Incest week anyone? ★1
Comment to comic 2767 on 2017-04-12
http://explosm.net/comics/121/
Comment to comic 2767 on 2017-04-12
*four
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
First yes finally
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
Actually, the baseline risk for human de...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
His ideas for the direction Explosm was ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
You're a swell guy, Frobo.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
Savage. I like it.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
I'm in Australian Eastern Daylight Time ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
Hey, you used that one already!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
*arbitrarily large amounts of time
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Very nice.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
That's deep, man.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Sporadic and Spontaneous Wiki Update: A ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
She walks past the window, there's an ec...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-04-11
Wait, so you'll delete the bottom commen...
Comment to comic 4093 on 2017-04-11
no.
Comment to comic 2106 on 2017-04-11
Not enough comments. Still trying to fin...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Your momma so fat, she on Explosm!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Ah.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Ear, ear.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
Penises!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
Don't we all? ★2
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
I'm estimating 17 ears overall, four mor...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
For the record, I favourited Astrophysic... ★5
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
Don't worry, I didn't do it. Someone els...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
What if I make an alt called Judgmental ...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
Blue fish ★1
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
I commend your badge, good sir.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
Other people that got a badge: Gangrene:...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
If the first worst reply ever was me rep...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
Yeah, I saw the other day. I'm Christain...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
Joke about pebble guns
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
Agreed.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Through her stomach, yes.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
O shit!
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Zog never left.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Also, hoping for an 'are fetuses alive?'...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Abortion techniques have really improved... ★3
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Second greatest comment ever?
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
Or he lives in a normal country and mark... ★1
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
Nah. The impression I try to give is in ... ★1
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
Actually I just realised you were right.... ★1
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
If we're dividing, it's 6.087.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Well, the fact of the matter is that, we... ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Suck my wiggly dick. ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Trivia: Walter H White hasn't received a...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Good times. I feel like the only valid o...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
YOU CALLED? Earth trembles
Comment to comic 2500 on 2017-04-05
That's messed up.
Comment to comic 2000 on 2017-04-05
Thank you.
Comment to comic 2000 on 2017-04-05
This is not the 2000th comic.
Comment to comic 2005 on 2017-04-05
This is not the 2005th comic.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Can you give credit to pineight.com/cnhs... ★3
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Smooth Johnny: Reincarnation
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Do we sign by favouriting?
Comment to comic 1278 on 2017-04-04
̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=ε/... ★2
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
Zog's activity level on https://pineight...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
I would wage a war of word with you but ... ★2
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
He's Kris, then.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
{[This comment is only available for vie...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
http://wordmaker.info/how-many/sshool.ht...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
Only 22, actually. What's your source? ★1
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Guy: Original comments! Ax_v: I shit all... ★2
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03
Also, you're an alt of who?
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03
Yes.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03
Why you gotta stretch the avatar? Have y...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03
Ah... Einstein, Newton, Copernicus, true... ★4
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
Genie week is back! Woohoo! Also, pretty...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02
You three just stated the obvious.
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
Who are you? ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
This isn't even a comic, it's an ad. ★3
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
You're right, I read it as 'rape penis f...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
The most recent PSES comic was ranked, l...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
Please.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
Sorry 'bout the full stops. If i used '#...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
Alright guys, here it is: .10: Comic 453... ★3
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
If the 'board' thing in the first line w...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
Hey, I said not to favourite it. Clearly...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Test reply, don't favourite. ★1
Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-03-29
I now understand the true extent of Cyan...
Comment to comic 120 on 2017-03-29
Twice!
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
You will be notified tomorrow.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
NOTICE I am compiling a list of the ten ...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Wait, you were talking about Dragon pun ...
Comment to comic 555 on 2017-03-29
Probably the greatest comic on this site...
Comment to comic 1337 on 2017-03-29
Disappointed to see that no one noticed ... ★2
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Hi-five!
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Oh well. I don't even care, really. (abo...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Hey, I am The Man Himself! The physical ...
Comment to comic 1415 on 2017-03-29
He's one of us now.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
I'm gonna call it. At least 10 comments ... ★1
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29
You cocknut, the third is smart because ...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28
'Anouck' is recently popular in the Neth... ★1
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28
Wish 1: wish for infinite wishes. Wish 2... ★2
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
Crap, that was meant for ProfessorAdeath...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
I honestly have no idea how to reply-hac... ★1
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
Just fishing for likes. :)
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
Yet you don't favourite my comment. :(
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
Kramer! ★3
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
You guys are so gay . ★3
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Stop, then. Also, I know what 'featured'...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
REPLY-HACK!
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Your avatar reflects your comments: tras...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
I get featured telling the monkeys that ...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Obscure sexual orientation ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
You'd know a lot about cum, seeing as yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Shorten your own life, man.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2017-03-26
We say shitposters, but Cteklite has wri... ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
And New Zealand.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
Please.
Comment to comic 4293 on 2017-03-25
It's actually just MGW.
Comment to comic 4293 on 2017-03-25
Don't you mean Zoga- oh wait...
Comment to comic 4293 on 2017-03-25
So he didn't make it for the money? His ...
Comment to comic 4293 on 2017-03-25
This universe is stupid.
Comment to comic 4293 on 2017-03-25
As am I.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
I can tell that that's just a picture of...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Here's the rickroll: http://bit.ly/2bkQ5...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
I seem to be the only one favouriting yo...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
What about me?
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Bruce Wayne acts like a dickhole so no o... ★2
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
I searched up 'salt spray legality' befo...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
WCCFFN?
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
It's #74967's time of the month again......
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Nice. Here's a graph I wanna show you: h...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
9 frames.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
A pedophile not-yet-turned-necrophile is...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-03-22
Twice ★1
Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-03-22
No, EADS.
Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-03-22
And the vision! That was planted in my b...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-03-22
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
*infiniteythrd
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
"Wait, crap, it's actually AIDS. Common ...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
Fair enough.
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
Hey PinoBatch! Is it okay if I bombard y...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
I'll just copy-and-paste this directly i...
Comment to comic 2868 on 2017-03-22
Kicks Roger M. Wilcox in the genitalia
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
*cult
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-03-21
No. Fuck off, Stain. You can be closer t...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
Hey, I know that one!
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
Yeah nice
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
12 years, 1 month and 22 days, to be exa...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
Did someone say fuck off? ★2
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
This is the second comic ever uploaded. ...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
To each his own penis?
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Don't worry, I flagged.
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
I know right!
Comment to comic 4236 on 2017-03-20
I'm 88%!
Comment to comic 4236 on 2017-03-20
Yet you're still here.
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Man, Lt Obvious, Sprite and I had a grea... ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
You forgot to cite Wikipedia! ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19
I did. ★6
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Good job Smi- Fuck!
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Is a Cadillac better than a Chevrolet?
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
To hear a piss T = Tuheerapistey
Comment to comic 1584 on 2017-03-19
I love meth!
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Use 'æ' again and I will physically murd...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Wazzup!
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-18
Ooooohhh...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-18
Teen Titans animated series? When Beastb...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-18
Go fuck yourself for real, man. And get ...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2017-03-18
Nuggets? Wait, that's not how you spell ...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2017-03-18
*Touché
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
And there's obviously a space-time wormh... ★1
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
Guys, stop with the comics set in the fu...
Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-03-17
The free trial is $0.49, and loses the h... ★1
Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-03-17
*the bomb
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17
Fuck off. ★4
Comment to comic 2754 on 2017-03-17
Texticles? ★1
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17
Greatest comment of all time?
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15
Same guy, with fedora. ★2
Comment to comic 3341 on 2017-03-15
5mooky7spe
Comment to comic 4452 on 2017-03-14
In no way was that grammar wrong! 'Your ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2017-03-14
It doesn't seem to be an existent comic....
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Hey, sex is a drug too! ★1
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
You mean all of Europe, Australasia and ...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
**Huehuehue
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
A guy all loaded up with swag, probably ...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
How'd you reply the exact same thing twi... ★2
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Wait, you sayin' that you and me were th...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Guys, you're doing it wrong! You gotta f...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
No, that's Cyanide and Happiness 2! Depr... ★3
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Lieutenant Obvious does not have a job.
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Why can you only see it with incognito? ...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
All I could find was an obscure 9gag pic...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Thanks, forgot to give credit.
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Nah. Sorry.
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Bidaily Wiki update! Killer Cheese gets ...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Sorry.
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-03-14
R.I.P Gone too soon. ★2
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Indeed. However, there is actually a web...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
Maggot-infested piece of year-old apple.... ★3
Comment to comic 1783 on 2017-03-14
Freepo! My man!
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
explosm.wikia.com/wiki/Explosm_Wiki
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13
Daily Wiki update! I added a Dragonome p...
Comment to comic 4104 on 2017-03-13
Gone too soon.
Comment to comic 4183 on 2017-03-13
He's right!
Comment to comic 4183 on 2017-03-13
*Bumblebear
Comment to comic 4183 on 2017-03-13
Best Durkey I ever had...
Comment to comic 1624 on 2017-03-13
Please, please, can I be a shitposter?
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Someone made a page about me. Dunno what...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
I'll just make pages for those I deem wo...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
I completely agree, Dragonome is at the ...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Have a buck.
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
http://explosm.wikia.com/wiki/Explosm_Wi...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
I made it! Whatever you do, don't make a...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Fair enough. I'll go right ahead and do ...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. In 200... ★2
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12
Hey, what if I make another Explosm wiki... ★1
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12
Holographic phonebooths? This must be se... ★3
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12
I'm so sorry...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
14/10
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
And The Man Himself.
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
*Bon't feel bad
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
You still have to add up the sins, you k... ★1
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-11
Just wait until you see me obliterate Mr...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-03-11
Wilt?
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-03-11
Poverty Ghost's last comment. RIP monica...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Let's make a Discord group chat for Aust...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
I've seen eighteen.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Delete-hack.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Hey, I coined reply-hack.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
And Meme Genius Wannabe!
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Apple Pieanide and Rasberriness.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Also, the other error in sin two, the hy...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Are all your previous ones a joke as wel...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
I reckon it depends on your username. It...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
Nah.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
cum at me m8
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
10/10 ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Damn!
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
You mean when she was a potato and ran o...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
78/200
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
In Australia we had a period where peopl...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
And mix it all up...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
43/44
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
use full stops ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
You won't
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
I had all the Arceus card types in 2009....
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Thanks. Just asking, did you see my Comi...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
|} Everyone knows this is the superior b...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
In Australia he would be 13.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
I just noticed that Cteklite's head is v...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Yes! You're exactly right! ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Mmmm.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
I understood that.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
I searched that up, and apparently peopl...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Yellow is the worst.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
10.46/10
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
I could say the same for you. But I won'...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
The fuck y'all calling it a potatoe? It'...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
And that's how you get instant respect o...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
"You got frostbite on your what? '
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Fresh pfp.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Judgmental reply including numerous gram...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Cehl!
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Just mix and match, like I do! Transexua...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
Missile is overtaken by earth's gravity ...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
You eat raw pineapple skin too?
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
Fanks to my boy Walter
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
So are your comments!
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
11/10
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
If someone's around, yes. Fucknut.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
... why we are starting our sentences li...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
The New Zealander.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
A schizophrenic grapefruit.
Comment to comic 466 on 2017-03-06
Those are burgers.
Comment to comic 3373 on 2017-03-06
agred
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
Why is Explosm's comment counter's fucke...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
Why was that pun so shitty? ★1
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
You used copy-and-paste but used 'of' in... ★4
Comment to comic 1609 on 2017-03-05
Earpieces? With no ears? ★4
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
Wait till another guy comes in covered i...
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
You chose panel 4? Why not panel 3?
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
ohmygid Cteklite Cteklite Cteklite Ctekl...
Comment to comic 1249 on 2017-03-03
thumped
Comment to comic 555 on 2017-03-03
Why does no one appreciate Kris' comics ... ★1
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03
Your computer's time could be off.
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03
Indeed.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03
Who do you roleplay? Don't say Rudy, bec...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Fuck! It didn't work!
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I think I figured out reply-hacking.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I don't know what to feel.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Boys really want coffee? They want to be... ★2
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I have some stuff to think about. ★2
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Roasted! ★1
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I'm astounded that I'm not on that list....
Comment to comic 1125 on 2017-03-01
Who in The Fucking World Jizzes on a Don... ★7
Comment to comic 1116 on 2017-03-01
ASCII MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment to comic 960 on 2017-03-01
What kind of shitfuckery is this?
Comment to comic 336 on 2017-03-01
You slut!
Comment to comic 336 on 2017-03-01
Maybe some bleach will get the taste out...
Comment to comic 310 on 2017-03-01
*didgeridoo
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
What if I put it on? ★1
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
11/10
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
She can't even.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Same guy, but smiling. ★1
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I would try to get bottom comment, but I...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01
http://explosm.net/comics/513/ ★1
Comment to comic 513 on 2017-03-01
Walter H White?
Comment to comic 3472 on 2017-03-01
Roasted!
Comment to comic 2709 on 2017-03-01
Crash Bandicoot. ★1
Comment to comic 2566 on 2017-03-01
More like, Growlit!
Comment to comic 3797 on 2017-03-01
Ha!1!
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01
Cowell, I believe.
Comment to comic 3566 on 2017-02-28
Cholesterol?
Comment to comic 3898 on 2017-02-28
Cteklite died? And he's a ghost now? And... ★2
Comment to comic 3786 on 2017-02-26
469 favourites
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-02-26
Hey Rob! Rob! Hey Rob!
Comment to comic 3938 on 2017-02-26
0__x
Comment to comic 2143 on 2017-02-26
The guy called it xkcd because it doesn'...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2017-02-26
Because you lack originality.
Comment to comic 4458 on 2017-02-26
On the coast in Vic, Inbetween Melbourne...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
hes back!!!1!
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
He's judging everyone. Also I am judging...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-22
[Comment only available to Gold Explosm ... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-22
Hey guys, TMH here!
Comment to comic 3917 on 2017-02-22
Shades levitate onto eyes
Comment to comic 1402 on 2017-02-22
You wish!
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
Did you just assume my gender? (You were...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20
ComicSins! 1: Panel 1 triggers me becaus... ★3
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
ComicSins! 1: Their smiles look too damn... ★4
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Stitch-ups.
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Jackie! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18
Something to do with an assassination pl...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18
The Man Himself presents ComicSins! 1: F... ★4
Comment to comic 3119 on 2017-02-17
And that man grew up to become Albert Ei...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
Can you guys chill with the puns?
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
I held my mouse over the comic to get so...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
What? ★2
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
Eleventh! ★2
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
How'd you sychronise your profile pictur...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11
You wish!
Comment to comic 1322 on 2017-02-11
Please peel yourself for that terrible j...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11
Hit up @matthewtomelty_ on Instagram! (e...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31
Why the fuck are you a wankstain? ★1
Comment to comic 4135 on 2017-01-30
Nope!
Comment to comic 4135 on 2017-01-30
you realise you're being a joke retard r...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2017-01-30
*Kevin James
Comment to comic 4135 on 2017-01-30
*splurge
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
"Oh dear"
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
Actually I'm first because I'm at the bo...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
Nah, Truganina, Melbourne. That's where ...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
I went to reply to this comment because ...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
The Lu Lux Lan? ★1
Comment to comic 1183 on 2017-01-16
IrresponsibleCommenter would be great at... ★1
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16
Can I just say that your profile picture...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
The Man Himself's daily comic review! I ... ★1
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
Congrats! you made a spike in google sea...
Comment to comic 1026 on 2016-11-16
Pretty sure you're thinking of a spleen
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-11-13
Organised doesn't mean nothing there at ...
Comment to comic 2215 on 2016-11-09
"I find inspiration from cooking my fami... ★1
Comment to comic 3143 on 2016-11-09
That's why he's green shirt
Comment to comic 3131 on 2016-11-09
>looks up chlamydia because I want to se...
Comment to comic 3099 on 2016-11-07
Fuck Tha Police!
Comment to comic 3099 on 2016-11-07
I scream racism. ★1
Comment to comic 3088 on 2016-11-07
Seen this comic on Explosm? EVENTUALLY
Comment to comic 3066 on 2016-11-07
And Rob belongs extremely far away and d... ★3
Comment to comic 3066 on 2016-11-07
You must be retarded. Unless that was a ...
Comment to comic 3064 on 2016-11-07
shure ting bruv
Comment to comic 3064 on 2016-11-07
That's obviously not a swastika, fucknut...
Comment to comic 3064 on 2016-11-07
And gas
Comment to comic 3022 on 2016-11-07
Ah...
Comment to comic 3022 on 2016-11-07
I drove a fjord ★1
Comment to comic 2987 on 2016-11-07
"Not enough potatoes, apparently" ★1
Comment to comic 4262 on 2016-11-06
8=======================================...
Comment to comic 3929 on 2016-11-06
This is not a drill
Comment to comic 3929 on 2016-11-06
Your puns are full of holes
Comment to comic 3929 on 2016-11-06
Ultimate Commenter does not know how to ...
Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-11-06
i gree
Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-11-06
Jews have numbers not names ★1
Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-11-06
In for nine months, leave to cool for 18... ★1
Comment to comic 3925 on 2016-11-06
He's lack toes intolerant intolerant.
Comment to comic 3922 on 2016-11-06
Pablo Escobar
Comment to comic 3922 on 2016-11-06
Pablo Escobar ★1
Comment to comic 1720 on 2016-11-06
You cripple
Comment to comic 1689 on 2016-11-06
They sure are!
Comment to comic 1679 on 2016-11-06
That comment was a little too pointed fo...
Comment to comic 1673 on 2016-11-06
Rated R for radical
Comment to comic 1653 on 2016-11-06
I think the correct term is 'hear'
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
Last
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
You know his name not his story
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
All drains lead to the ocean ★1
Comment to comic 2529 on 2016-11-06
TheCurlyGirl is stupid
Comment to comic 2515 on 2016-11-06
The average speed of a great dane is 60 ... ★3
Comment to comic 1323 on 2016-11-06
I get it now! Finally!
Comment to comic 1271 on 2016-11-06
We all know glitter is the worst kind of...
Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-11-04
This comic reminds me of a Matt Melvin
Comment to comic 3939 on 2016-11-02
i bought the worserest reply to you're r...
Comment to comic 2734 on 2016-11-02
Marcy?
Comment to comic 237 on 2016-11-02
But yeah, it was pretty big.
Comment to comic 3218 on 2016-11-02
My favourite
Comment to comic 3218 on 2016-11-02
-Weird kinds of Porn Enthusiast; Cteklit...
Comment to comic 2928 on 2016-11-02
"You're welcome"
Comment to comic 747 on 2016-11-02
I'm first because I'm on the bottom of t...
Comment to comic 748 on 2016-11-02
"uthp uw aist derisus thery thery muthch...
Comment to comic 750 on 2016-11-02
2 bazookas = 1 blown up, charred, dead, ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-11-02
in 'straya, babies drink beer and wash i...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-11-02
I play the gramophone
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-11-02
*Allahu
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-11-02
Ah ha hoi heh hah hahahahaha hoi hah
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-11-02
Onions have layers
Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-11-02
In one comic someone admitted to wearing...
Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-11-02
I commend your commending comment on his...
Comment to comic 2081 on 2016-10-23
You know if you right-click Matt's comic... ★1
Comment to comic 3541 on 2016-10-19
White-Hitler-Nazi-Grammar Power!
Comment to comic 3519 on 2016-10-19
Why is the comic before this #3520? ★1
Comment to comic 3510 on 2016-10-19
What about Reality Check Man?
Comment to comic 3501 on 2016-10-19
nah it's a box of chocolates
Comment to comic 84 on 2016-10-18
This is what actually happened: Truck gu...
Comment to comic 83 on 2016-10-18
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Comment to comic 2977 on 2016-10-18
Nah he's Bob
Comment to comic 105 on 2016-10-18
Me be seen what are you try did there
Comment to comic 82 on 2016-10-18
Nah he actually shits pinecones
Comment to comic 487 on 2016-10-18
Neither did jew ★5
Comment to comic 479 on 2016-10-17
'Mom's Spaghetti' by Eminem ★2
Comment to comic 2147 on 2016-10-15
Tried this then realised that the guy wa... ★15
Comment to comic 2147 on 2016-10-15
Fucking "''" fuck.
Comment to comic 703 on 2016-10-15
Hive grounds
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-10-14
im not gramaticaly incorect
Comment to comic 3589 on 2016-10-12
Did you know that the laws of physics pr... ★2
Comment to comic 2071 on 2016-10-09
The evidence contradicts the objection!
Comment to comic 148 on 2016-09-27
fuck yeah cunt eat a dick you american f...
Comment to comic 2588 on 2016-09-24
And get your jive on channel 5
Comment to comic 2548 on 2016-06-19
i see ireland
Comment to comic 551 on 2016-06-15
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama ★8
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-05-17
nah they wear their shirts over their as...
Comment to comic 3559 on 2016-05-15
piss off that was funny
Comment to comic 4104 on 2016-05-15
shit 81 comments
Comment to comic 4104 on 2016-05-15
79 likes now
Comment to comic 4104 on 2016-05-15
crap 78 comments and 78 likes actually t... ★1
Comment to comic 3789 on 2016-05-13
December 2014, the golden age of C&H
Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-05-13
2nd most popular C&H ever?
Comment to comic 3779 on 2016-05-13
most popular C&H comic ever?