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Soylent Jello (Corn Dogs)

1726 comments (2016-04-05 – 2021-12-21) to 867 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

"Jesus Christ, Man; That's my wife!" ★4

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Twelve year old mind confirmed. ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

... ... ..And now I know too much. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15

This is why he'll never have a girlfrien... ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-14

Not sure which is sadder, the turn-out f... ★9

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Claire-ly, Steve does not believe in psy... ★3

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Perverted, scaly, and dead? ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Drags out a drum set ... Rim-Shot ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Venus hogged all the blankets and Mercur... ★7

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Racist Fried Dumplings ★1

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Can't win no matter what you try

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

The truth may surprise you. I turned 40 ...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Got my vote ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-08

Spots on the face in first panel look li...

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

Judge Fudge! NNNOOOOoooooooooo0oo! ★6

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

Whatever makes you happy...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Reach into my pocket and see if you can ... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Flip a coin: If HEADS, turn to page 6...... ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Pencil and Paper, I like shit simple, so...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

S easonal A ffective D isorder: Feeling ... ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Toast and Grapes

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Sweeny Todd, he's a cut above. ★2

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25

Left Hand experience

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25

Being pulled into a half-way world betwe...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

It's the price difference that'll shaft ... ★2

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

This is a PEBKAC error, step number one)...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

RealDoll©s don't need to be inflated. .....

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

I believe they have disabled this "featu...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Purple Girl, pleeease! You're a one dime...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

For some of us, one IS too many. ★2

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

Watch it!

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

didn't you see Judge Fudge right there i...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

Reminds me of the old adage: Don't shit ... ★2

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

See Also: Mr. Obvious https://www.youtub...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Works on more than one level! Have a sta...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

So sad about his wife, though. I know th... ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Comm Stalin ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Bare Bear Bating... the wrestling is jus... ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Autoinfanticide is a weird thing to cont... ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOn...

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

did somebody already call Money Shot ? ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Sock it to me, baby!

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Needs cheddar, sour cream (No Dorothy, n...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-26

♪ "Your lips are venomous.... "♫

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Nocturnal Werewolves Order Rare Dinners ★2

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Naughty Wife Only Rinses Dishes... ★5

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

N asty- W asty O ld R at D roppings

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

I am familiar with the phrase "Conga Lin... ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Sounds like a young Dorothy... back in W... ★1

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11

NOT COVID SOCIAL DISTANCE-APPROVED ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

You spend a lot of time being delicious,...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Are you a loaf of bread now? Gets out a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

I tried watching the Japanese Diet once,... ★3

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

8.4735

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Her (Poverty Ghost) Am Noticing Dorothy?... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Doesn't count if you weren't born first....

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

looks more like a bong and he's twerkin ... ★2

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

A regional Death politician, working for... ★3

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Mine has a fairly pronounced curve to th...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

He got 5 out of 6 right, at least.

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

But it's already full... I want a NEW mo...

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Considering the ISS' orbit causes it to ...

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Because you live in a very simple and pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

But only one warlock to raze a village.....

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Still Hungry, Offspring Eaten. ★2

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

That I'm feeling...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

Otters Under The Sea Is Definitely Excit... ★1

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

Still nice!

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Nothing says "I love you" like implied s...

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-10

Quentin Uses Indescribable Torture... It... ★2

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Quavering Uvula? Ingest Turpentine!

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

3 Captains??

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

Doctor is all full of empty promises.

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Frottage... Look it up!

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

In and out so fast, he stole your ring a... ★2

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

I only use 100% genuine poo in my hair!

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Samus Aran level of form fitting?

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Parents are weird!

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

She does not, but she sure does make a m...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

How do you know? He could be a Nice Guy ...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Spare Robs? Matt loaf?

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Roasted! ★3

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

How could he not? You're nothing BUT ass...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

But they make a drink that is

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-16

Only white men even have women... Mexica... ★5

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-16

Good Luck; He's the one holding the micr... ★1

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Not exactly a Dave Face there, but a nic...

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

This way the numbers will enter his bloo... ★1

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

1.3580

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

...in his pants!

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

At least you can bring the Grains !

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Looks like he already came into a millen...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Cum Mate™, for when your coffee needs th... ★1

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

pooN

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

It's called an "open Relationship" or "P...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Doroth-ducken? ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Quit forking around and strip already. W...

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-04

gotta hand it to you, that was both clev...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Lunch! There's just something about my m...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Monday last, it was actually hotter in t...

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

It's like love...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6a...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6a...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

Squirting noises intensify

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

I loved Green Day, way back when they we...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-27

Job Complete!

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

My operating system is now as bad as fac... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Anywhere from maybe 1 to Oh God, how did...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

Can't be Zeus... He appeared as a human ...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Also watch out for the Lowe Bar, the Tom...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

That's the joke, you Obvious Alt! ★3

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Vaccinate the Homeless! Free doses for e...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Practice Obliterating Turkey. (Your choi... ★2

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Most modern MMOs lock loot rights to the...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

She'd need to upgrade her weapon to a br... ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Look Out! Over There! points toward some... ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

My D&D warlock not only looks them over,... ★2

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Daddy's Little Caltrops ★2

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Incorrect, the thin layer of plastic pre...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

You got an STD that makes people misplac...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

If your coffee is that bad, it's time to...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

If that's the case, I experience turbule... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Well, one sandcastle, anyway.

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

the ants are, my friend, a blowin' in th... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

But is it darker than a Nerd's kidneys a...

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

At least he died happy...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

We've secretly replaced this man's 11 fo...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Looks like Bigfoot got caught shitting i...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

villainous Idiots Comment Excessively ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Lusty Orphans Vigorously Excite (my) Dic...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Lumpy Ostrich Violently Expels Dung

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Z ion Life Fixed that for you ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

That's supposed to be "She/He/It", and y...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Turn those Twinks into Twinkies by stuff... ★3

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Get a better job, dummy! ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Much like the swastika was a sign for go... ★5

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Or Bill or Walter... ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

I, also, Miss Noodle ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Bat of the Day: Bruce ★4

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

It's the extra administrative charge for... ★8

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Are you sure you want to be the one to s... ★2

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

A burning thick yellow discharge ★2

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Friday Night Fights (Choose from: Dog, K...

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Pretty sure that's just a gash they stit...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Wait a few hundred thousand years for th...

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

It's sad when your baby's dick puts your... ★7

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

My Internet Kink, Unleashed! ★4

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

It looks a bit too moistly red for my ta...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Smart Parents Avoid Nasty Kinks

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

I am an alt of the book "Make Room, Make... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Does fish have a social media account or... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

I've been called a dork able more than o... ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Fun Fuck Facts: approximately 1 in 1000 ...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Queer for beer (ladies only, please) ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Get off the street, jaywalker!

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Nastily Enjoy Cold Rape Orgasms ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Stories featuring animals that have been... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Screw that! ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Absence makes the brain gloss over the f... ★6

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Next comment, Green is watching Teal and...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Fur sonal Reasons... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Not sure when it starts, but it includes... ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

95 was still a better platform than ME. ...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

What country or region still uses only 7...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

When will you finally understand that lo... ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

What a dick that Genie is

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Is it "Banana Saturday"? ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

If you're not going to worry about lung ... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Battered Floppy Jugs: Dorothy ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Big Fat Juicy Dicks ~ on the menu at Le ... ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

69 isn't an age, it's a lifestyle ★5

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Butt-Fuck Jesus, Dude! ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

April, Mae, and June are three of my fav... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

the opening Theme from the movie "Boondo... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

A whole Pack of peckers, but only if his... ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Why resist? Embrace it! ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Elemental, my dear Snake-san. ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

This comic suffers from a severe lack of... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

You never heard of a Tijuana Bible? Look...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

But he only knows the Horizontal Mambo. ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-27

Worst Obituary: "Man Buried" ★1

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-27

Fun fucks with lophu8: lophu is such a s... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/ Ducks

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

more like " I keel ya " ★6

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Donate it to save a life.

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Milk is a liquid when you swallow it, bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

(Sweet) Transvestite, from Transsexual T... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I'm pretty sure "human nature" is just a... ★11

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

"One Two, Three Four Five" ♫♪ Everybody ... ★5

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Seriously, I stopped playing PoE when th... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

So you're a connoisseur of condensed win...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

I bet she wouldn't be if you stopped spr... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

IKR? there should have been a hyphen in ...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

I understand the practice of spreading o...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Once flying mounts were introduced to Wo... ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Abyss? ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Come over here and squeal like a pig! ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Looks like you grabbed the most 'clean' ... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

I Bet Gabe's Angry! ★3

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

That's just your average everyday baboon... ★6

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Wrong kind of PhD. ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Wanna spend the night? I got a spare cou... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Every character has been replaced by a d... ★4

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

No sir, a legless cow is ground beef . ★7

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Low stakes because he's putting the stak...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

None of them are allowed in my home! ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Does she always wear the same red dress ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Damnit! I lost... ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

If you're regular, you can also figure o... ★4

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

O'Douls begs to differ. It claims to be ...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

You can actually go two or three generat... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Mmmm-Mm Blackened Lung, my favorite! ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Substance use in moderation with addicti... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Deranged Rednecks Unusually Gender Sensi... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

I dunno, I heard they go ass to mouth on... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Chocolate Sprockets sounds liek a great ... ★5

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Mops the entire Emerald Isle

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

But I love Fawning over you... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I don't get the joke... and it's really ... ★7

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Fun Fucks with lophu: lophu talks to (hi...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Looks like a lame % percent sign to me ★2

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

In my country, it's called Fromunda

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Lophu8 In Hot Tar ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

Human Quiche ★3

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

hit the comment button

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

time you

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

for every

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

shows up

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

one copy

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Also, apparently, Greenshirt's name is S...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Love me some RPGs, but Stanley is an ass... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Hips, waist, and junk ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

That's just the branding. Pretty sure it... ★3

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Post Butt Sex Turds (submitted without c... ★4

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Purple Butt-Stabbing Terrorist ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Pabst, Bud, Stella... Terrible ~Drink Re... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Please Beat Someone Today ~A message fro... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Pickles, Bacon, Semen, Tomatoes Dorothy'... ★3

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Pale Beauty Scary Teeth Poetic definitio... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

So definitely Husband, then. ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Putrid Body, Still Tanked ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

https://somethingpositive.net/comic/redn... ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

I see no butts on this tree... https://x...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

With those lopsided boobs on his head, m... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Graba stick and give it a few good whack... ★5

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Librarian Introvert Babes (The porn we w... ★4

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Only CAS wants to see you 'go down'. ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Oh, I believe... in yest...er_ day!

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Not shopping, though great job on the li... ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

I once told someone I was Buy-sexual... ... ★3

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Back to Freakpocalypse for me...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dave was the cameraman who took the neki... ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Isn't that just known as 'an Irishman'? ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Doing Anal Very Effectively ★4

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Ha... Shaking the Waifu's hand is as clo... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Killin' da Jews, Homie ~~Black Hitler ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

A highwayman of old with a strange speec... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

There was once, but I'm far too busy not... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

69 isn't gay, but get a lucky triple 7 a... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Fantastic-Ass Turd

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Gabe-y, don't hurt me... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I heard CUTE MATT ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Too many letters, but there's an easy so... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Every room smells like a water closet th...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

It helps if you really try to get in the... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Bears Are Sexy ~Erectile Dysfunction ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

I believe the word 'manfag' is inherentl... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

You're supposed to spell that "She/He/It... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

Ouch!

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Great And Bountiful Ego ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Wrong Alt, dude!

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Nuts in the Air! ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Trump's Republicans Only Lack Logic ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

He'd need another 'shirt to be the secon...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

You're never too young to have (or give)... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

White Jerk Acting Horrible ★5

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

He's also got boner pills, hair tonic, a... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

♫Top Coat, Top Hat, he don't worry 'cuz ... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-23

That must be a newer reboot. Not how the...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-23

Movie is called "dicks", but it sucked a... ★2

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Thoughts and Prayers. But mostly thinkin... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I only have kidney stones ★2

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

A mostly inert canister of gas connected... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

No, no; you're supposed to say "Choke on... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big Mouth ...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I have ON STAR support, so I'm immune to... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Diarrhea Often Flattens Humorously. ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I didn't understand it at all for a very...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

How can you think of desert when desert ... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Japanese fetish, or just a large chicken...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

She knows thumb sucking is a bad habit a... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

While I admit you certainly are deliciou...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Not as horrible as masturbating on the u... ★3

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Those cum stains will never come out; th... ★2

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Isn't that Jimmy's number? You know, the... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Sick Incest Felt Over (and over) Again ★2

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With 2 party members down, we could no l... ★1

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The DM was pissed that we had accepted a... ★2

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Court Order? ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Penis Anally Injures Nun! Story at 11:00... ★5

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I've heard of Molly, but What the actual...

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Isn't Blueshirt supposed to turn his hea...

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Panel 2: Bowling Ball impression needs w... ★1

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Cellophane Diapers ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhiDILWF...

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White and Proud? ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

That's more Fat Albert than Bill himself...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

¿Por Que no los dos? ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

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Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Pineapple Acorn Toffee

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Fat Lonely Ugly Human

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Horney Underappreciated Girl

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Creative Wish Fulfillment, agent double-...

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Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

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She is well and truly bust ed

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Guinness is not a blood type, it's a nec...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Phoenix: the original "Hot Wings".

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

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Has he got Parkinsons? Otherwise I see t...

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If I ass ume that the content of your co...

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Low Fat Gluten Diet ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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there are 1(one) kinds of people in the ... ★1

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That's what he just said...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Name him Paddington and leave him in the... ★2

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Either Blueshirt is overthinking things,...

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Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

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Do not google that with safe search turn... ★2

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Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

Related Search Term: Bleep Sesame Street...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Them dick sucking lips, though ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

How long until we devolve into a bunch o... ★4

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Pocket-sized gay

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

So he just turned 7 if he's from Canadia...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

I do! The corn is real, but the dog part...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Where am I?

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

As to the moon, that's caused by atmosph...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

The butter goes where now? ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

No one Objected, though.

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

Knock Knock FBI, open up! ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

The iBod. See also; WeVibe, sitting on t... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

Pervin Mervin might be interested... Hel...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Like any long-haul truck driver, She cha... ★4

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

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At the tender young age of 11, I got win... ★4

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Insemination!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

DaveFace™ and Finger Guns? Or is he just... ★3

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Blue Shell!!!!!!!

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Greatest Of All Time at what, exactly?

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Early experiments confirmed that diamond... ★2

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I thought cream pie was for girls, not g...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

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My friends keep trying to give me CELERY... ★1

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Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Is it Teal'c from Stargate SG-1? ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Thanks, I just had to delete my comment ... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

ah, I see Goatse is old enough to be mak... ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

So really, Coke was a weight loss drink.... ★3

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Tell me more of this "OnlyFans" of which... ★3

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

How did the teacher get to the principal...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

69 is the astrological sign for cancer. ...

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GHEY

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Fear-based Erection achievement unlocked... ★4

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

For a really hot time, confuse those two... ★3

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

great acclaim. ★5

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

♫*Some of them want to melt you Some of ... ★5

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

In China, Cat is already in the kitchen,... ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Just can't be beat ★8

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Homoerectus? ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

You've been WHAAaaa???

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Karma might not exist, but Dogma is stil... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-04

Live long enough to go to space and you'...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

They'll be spending time together, alrig... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Isn't the second definition more or less... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Next time, wear a mask. I bet he's also ... ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

♫" She said it really was over.."

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Every move you make, every smile you fak... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

I might be old, but I remember getting m... ★3

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

I'd hit that. ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

But what about other Eastern produce?

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

I am so very confused by that picture......

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Assless chaps ARE for fucking... ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Phlegm IS cocaine, if you're this guy ht...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-17

you forgot "Getting Sore". ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Man, does it get busy at rush hour... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Get some green booty and enjoy life. ★8

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

IST??? International Space Time, I assum... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Is this in response to some of yesterday...

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Pretty sure you're thinking of the Bat S...

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Looks like two dudes in Barney the Dinos... ★3

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

Six Thousand dollars?!? I told you I did... ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Why doesn't Carol have boobs? ★4

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Looks like Gramps is mooning these intre... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18

"Sonny" is actually his grand daughter ;...

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

It's an even lamer math joke than you mi... ★5

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Admittedly, she does have nice tits, but...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Mostly true, but you forgot to explain w... ★4

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Fun Fucks with lophu8: Octo-pussy does n... ★5

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Like Florida? ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

The living often die before their vote g... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Why are we yelling? ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

I suppose a cougar is a type of cat.

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

This illustrates the importance of prope... ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

NaNi? ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

With the drooling and misshapen face, it... ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

I'd like to help you with that. ★3

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

That happened at a place I worked a few ... ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Who doesn't? Texas accent, completely co... ★5

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Yeah, Pocket monsters, even... ★7

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

The delusions are getting stronger! ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Not so much anymore, because of modern c... ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Credit Unions also keep your money circu... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

17th Century French chemist, Robert Boyl... ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

https://explosm.net/comics/5142 ★4

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_micr... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

I learned that lesson the hard way when ... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

well, shit! ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

I'd be down for some Tail(s) action, mys... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Looks like he's still checking it out...... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

In your box, Ta-da! ★4

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

All your bass are now belong to me. ★2

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Best Butts , you mean? ★7

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

auto ★3

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Especially since you could have deleted ... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Samson had some guns... ★5

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Why not? Obviously, you aren't going dee... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

If he's already going fast enough to til...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Gay! ★2

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

An orgy of cookware! ★3

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Why no Matt -shit comic? ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Sounds like the joke about the Buddhist ... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

In lieu of an update, I submit this: htt... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Soylent Majority? You mean I outnumber a... ★4

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-12

Say what I do? Oh fuck! ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

No need, just google Oregon+Fire+Sky. Do... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

KC is a fudge alt! ★7

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

HTTPS://www.rentasexybear.com is not a v... ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

This game only gets better and better th... ★6

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

Snickers Talk about low hanging fruit...... ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

" Sorry this page is not available The l... ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

Shitty girlfriend confirmed. ★3

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the... ★6

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Since we're going down this road, I have... ★5

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

'Twas a mercy killing... ★4

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-25

https://imgur.com/gallery/4FiGEGX ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Why is a thin-mustachio'd Frenchman serv... ★4

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

♫I'll be your Primate Dancer, Dance like... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

It is a somewhat unique angle . ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

What's wrong with Gay Nigerians? At leas... ★4

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Dead Theft Auto, Wranglin' Edition. ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

What do Butt-Monkeys have to do with the... ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

What if you don't like the one drinking ... ★5

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

That actually means something this year ★6

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-08-01

Look up the youtube channel bleep sesame...

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

a sexual what? ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

"You and me, Baby, ain't nothing but mam... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Why do you have a synthetic dork? ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

I'm the victim here, that dolphin raped ... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Watch the clock and wait 45-50 seconds a... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Roll with it. ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

The irony of using TikTok to make that s... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Don't most alcohols only have 2 'X's on ... ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

LOL players also have no soul, so can th... ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Ironically, suicide is the only crime yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

♫Tryin' ta catch me riding Birdie♪ ★5

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Rosy Palmer?

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Necro? I feel ya!

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

Joe being a colloquialism for coffee, th...

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Earth. ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

It's not a serious situation, though. ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

♫♪ My eyes have seen the glory of the cu...

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

... To his deaf wife. ★7

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

A watery tart, eh? Did she offer him a s... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Can anyone decipher the name of the buil...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06

Judgemental Fudge's Hero-Origin story? ★2

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Golf Clap ★1

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

just read what you type and edit. the pr... ★2

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

****F

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Sanitize your links, you sick fuck. I do... ★6

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

It's just a tumor! ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28

★1

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Why does this entire comment chain make ... ★5

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Perhaps it lowered its standards a bit t... ★3

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Rekt 'im? Naw, that gerbil hardly knew '... ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

I'd peg you, but only if I was bored. ★9

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

At almost 20 minutes, the video is talle...

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

...and after the updated last panel, thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Gorsh, that's one huge dick! also I bet ... ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

You're not the boss of me now, and you'r... ★2

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

^Vegetable

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

2/2 Did this experience make me racist? ... ★4

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

That's not the right question. Ask yours... ★3

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

I would do that, but I don't want to was... ★1

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Willfully ignorant.... See Also: Horse B... ★3

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

I helped, but it was only a 1 hour spit-... ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I Have tasted 8 year old fudge, though. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I assumed he meant healthcare... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Would that be a C U L T .45? ★4

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

I've always wanted to get a radio statio... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Only Dorothy wants to hear (or see ) you... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Information time! https://www.etymonline... ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

After a few more, there's just fucking. ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Shy Human ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Lights Pitchfork ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

three Mile Island is much closer, and do... ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

have you tried a "Real Doll™"? ★8

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Wrong on both counts, some form of rumin... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Jass. Hugh Jass. Hugh Jass MoFo. ( Jass ... ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

You've been in charge of Phappiness for ... ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

how do you find this horrid shit?

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

My ex is a tattoo artist. She left her g... ★3

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Is this a twitter thing? I don't compreh...

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

I can see the a peel ... ★3

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

okay, Necrotic Ass Fixation, it is! ★4

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

♫Sit on my face and tell me that you lov... ★5

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

Urine trouble now! ★7

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Mary K Laterno much?

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

No idea what the game is, but it looks d...

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Aye, there's the rub... Whether 'tis nob... ★5

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Adblock Plus / noscript: what ad?

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

★5

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

On the other side, Gay footsie. ★3

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

looks like his pun struck out .

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

I only just now realized your pfp is a p...

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

He can't help it; his best friend's a pu... ★5

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I can see the a peel , but what about hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Read it backward, the rapist is Micheal ... ★4

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

Stage four cocaine? :confused: ★4

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Is that fixed rate or APR? ★1

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What, you're so bad that you can't even ...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

DAVE!!!!! Get this fool a badge that say... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Blueberry Cunt? ★5

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Admiral Alahu Akbar has joined the party... ★4

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Is that the British Spanish spelling?

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

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Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

In my experience, the prostitute costs l... ★1

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pa5nqYX... ★1

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

They do look like they're walking a cert... ★1

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

I can see the John and the Jacob, and I'... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Been social distancing since 1992? ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

Comment which chooses to engage in sexua... ★4

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

A good writer never 'tells', but I would... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

So does a clothes washer, but only if th... ★4

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

"Fair at best." -Sara Silverman

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

Greenshirt: "Nice aim; and you hold it l...

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

You need one that reads "Geographically ... ★1

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

Are you sure? Maybe you should check aga... ★3

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Corporate Schill! ★1

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

It had it coming!

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Why he cut the guy's rib cage in half, t... ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

No, Newsground; He's a fan of Sean Hanni... ★4

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-15

Closes the box, trapping the pink sucker...

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-15

Why do you have two shitting butts over ...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Straight out of the recursive meme book ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Upon examination of an analog clock, or ... ★3

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

Gun Control means knowing where to point... ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Behold! The power of Positive Thinking ★3

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

This device already exists, and has been... ★4

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Tiny purple cum sucker. That girl alread...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

That's still only half a person. The chi... ★1

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

Living in Florida, eh?

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

What about the inclusion of the letter W... ★3

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Need 3 more to form VOLTRON ★5

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

Panel 4, it looks like her arm is coming...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

She's a hooker, I might just beat her wi...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

Hand sanitizer has gotten expensive. ★1

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

more likely Employment Insurance

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Did you miss Arkansas being only 7 in th...

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

What country do you live in? I want to v...

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

That line was a little flat ★1

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

It takes you 4 minutes to rub one out? o... ★2

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

I've got ice cream on my mind, at first ... ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

And by 'WE', I mean you!

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Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

Agua?

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

What about a car? https://xkcd.com/37/ ★1

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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enem...

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Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

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Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

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It is a grizzly affair. ★2

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Have you met SharterStarter? He's not ar...

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

Shit Sherlock? No! ★1

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

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Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

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Look again at the last panel, It's Red/ ...

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Have you considered an EasyBake Oven™? ★5

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That has also never stopped him before. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

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Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

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In Germany and the Netherlands, you can ...

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Either one pisses me off. And worse, wit...

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When ?

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Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

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You forgot to italicize the buzz word so...

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That already is a thing; you're looking ...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

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Is it cultural appropriation if I wear a... ★3

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Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

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Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

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Ash gets a beard, doesn't actually get a... ★1

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Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

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She came in as a girl, but left as a MAN...

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

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Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

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If you smell iron, wait and try again to... ★3

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Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30

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Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

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Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

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Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

And we all try to avoid your hot red flo...

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

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Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Blue Shirt: "...and cleverly stealing yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Is that a dirty joke? ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Unless it is the dreaded Lagomorph of Ca... ★3

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

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Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

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If you aren't there to acquire new posse...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Photon Racist! ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

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Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

Next time, on "Dateline NBC!" ★1

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Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Specifically by the gorilla, or just in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

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Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08

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Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-16

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Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

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Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

not Pat, Covarr. Pat at least has friend... ★1

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-06

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

seems you misspelled "Neutered Pestilenc... ★1

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Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

That offense was quite comedic ★2

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Only with red sauce. Get a creamy garlic...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

First time viewing on mobile (ie without... ★3

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

You, Sir, are obviously too young to hav...

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Is it pearly-white, frozen, and a bit sa...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

You don't use libraries anyway, why ask ...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

maiden China ?

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Been meaning to show you this for a whil... ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Now there's a person(?) I miss! Whatever...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Darfur?

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Your problem is that your love seat is t... ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

... ... .. WoW

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

What is this bullshit score? It looks at...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Are you okay, Karen? ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

You pfp looks like Indy Rock Pete and Ro... ★4

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

I'd hit that

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Nothing; see also: 'NetFlix' ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

because bum mer. Bum is a Proper English... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

What, can't find anyone to regularly mov...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Have you tried frozen whole fish? ★1

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Please stop swinging your tits like that...

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-30

Ever hear of a game called Up Words? Sam... ★1

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

That is a very long love skewer. Do you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

I like my eggs like I like my women; Ove...

Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22

Interactive combination ATM/dildo, sure.... ★2

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

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Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

Only if you brought a hogshead so everyo... ★2

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

damn, someone beat me to the punch by 44...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Shouldn't that be Under my dead body ?

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

I believe it's a corollary to the theory... ★4

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

A ss T o M outh is one of her favorites.... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I would equip this on ANY melee characte... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Typically: Caffeine, Dopamine, and Serot... ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

The French weren't good enough for the m... ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I'd hit that!

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Have you ever smelled a grease trap? Tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I have a 19th level Wizard in D&D 5e, an... ★2

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If I have to push the cushion out of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

I heard the Germans are friendly. Maybe ...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

For Sooba! Or PONY, maybe.

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Still don't have me :(

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Necro? I Feel Ya

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

You've been hit by...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

But you don't have this gorgeous mug.

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Please do. ★2

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02

Noodle could come back and make scathing...

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

"If You Give a Ho a Mustache Ride"; simi...

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

They have practically no pushing power. ...

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

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Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

Jim is the real monster here. ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

That's hot... ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Just be careful or it will leave you The... ★4

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-24

Storms Gone Wild , Part 7. Featuring Spl... ★4

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Are you suggesting that you're somehow N...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

A smooth criminal ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

That's the gayest trap I've seen in a wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Does that mean you're going to get laid ... ★1

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Yeah, What a prick . ★2

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-17

Funny part is, he's having difficulty pu...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

No, you're thinking of a gender reveal p... ★4

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Lick her before beer? Naw, you don't wan... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

¿? : Why is Sherlock the fuck ★3

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Get a bigger monitor. It's at least half...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

I'd lend you my member, but frankly I'm ...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Hey Everybody, He's Mr. Meeseeks! ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Now it is his Ex-Girlfriend Or maybe it'... ★2

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

You should read a book series called Hyp... ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

When necessary?

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

And I'm a corn dog. What's your point? ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Twice ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Twice ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Hair so Emo, you don't have to do anythi... ★4

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

You missed a spot over there ~~> ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Any boy already on his knees, eh? ★3

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Or Buzz Lightyear. ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

* Interprets : Not caring 'bout the matt... ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

People with vehicles that have balding t...

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

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Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

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Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

You know more of that song than I do. I ...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

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Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

The Emoji look like you had tacos that g... ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Next time, don't try to chew the Dry Ice... ★4

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

You produce Fromunda ? ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

This is Dorothy we're talking about; she... ★5

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

How have you not died from exposure to y... ★2

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Best use for wild turkey I've seen to da...

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Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

...To the cougar?

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Dad! I'm hi(gh), dad.

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Looks like a cascading relapse. ★1

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

You're not making it any better on yours...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

both are: Idiots, Retards, Assholes

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Before I come undone

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

That's nothing; a talking lizard got me ... ★5

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

Harry?

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

Carrot and stick, flyer but no dick

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

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Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

I'll buy 2!

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

mostly it's the easy clean up

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

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Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Take advantage of the situation. Bring h... ★9

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Until he puts on the shirt, I shall call...

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

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Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

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If you train them correctly, they also m...

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*

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Satan, your ass is Big and Red; Who am I...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Too late

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

No one, it's already been screwed.

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Someone's been watching " Lucifer " on N... ★1

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If you gotta put a guy in cement, help b... ★4

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It got wrapped around his head; That's w...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

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Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

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Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

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Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

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Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

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Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

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I pissed on an electrified fence once(di...

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Deliciously Disgusting?

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

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Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

The egg is fertilized via anal sex, then... ★3

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

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Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

Looks like Dave played a RED CARD Round ...

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Small wand, small patronus. ★1

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...You see that box as blue? It's yellow... ★1

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Because no one's dumb enough to punch th... ★1

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If she asked me to.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I'd gut 'er...

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1) place thumb above dick at base of sha... ★4

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Did you mean: "Cistern" ? ~Google ★1

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The set you were born with all worn out?... ★2

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

"...Like I need a hole in my head"

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Said no one, ever!

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

LOL_REX needs a green badge that says Do... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

That's S C H E D E N F R EU D E ... http...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Do you remember 90% of ANYTHING ?

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Baby, you hurt me, please hurt me, some ...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-04-01

Judging by the lumpy nature of the blank...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

What's slow about that?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Reminds me of a story about a cruise lin... ★3

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Fear of drills?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Your eyes have seen the glory of the com... ★3

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Was that a pinata or your saggy sorry sl...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

How about a 3 foot regulation size MLB L... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

those really shitty mexican flag themed ...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Etymology never stipulates the age of th...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Ugliest Pinata ever, makes me sad.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Why not a skirt?

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Not as we know it, Captain!

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

well, Shit.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

If he doesn't, I do. ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Less: Live or Die; More: Rape or Rake.

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

The only game on that list that I have p...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Only if heroine counts. ... ... But I ke... ★4

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Difference between scoring on the East C... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

If I had a little Farfetched, I'd give h...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

He just likes to buck the system.

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

That cowboy must really like his serifs....

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

D) Rare candy lets you take a tiny littl... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-15

Well, I never C, so it's probably E.

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

D is for Dirty...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

No, it's Divine Intervention to SAVE a b... ★6

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Dorothy might be able to help you with t...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Was that your brain, or just your Ego?

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

A) That's just an incentive to rape; and...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Throw-away Email accounts and burner pho... ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

I read it as Han Solo at first.

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

Looks to be about 25 years too late for ...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

That's a pretty fine edge, but your face...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

are you a bird now? ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

(Probably already been said, but here go...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

I'll gladly accept an egg mcmuffin ★1

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-02

Weird fetish, leaving your shirt on duri... ★2

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

You gotta wait until they're ripe.

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Even a still-birth is warm... For the fi...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

+1 You can bend my water anytime.

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

I wish I'd thought of it. The weak-wille... ★2

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

So you've been drilled before? ★3

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Then on average you owe them 3,500 words... ★4

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26

Naw, dog. That's just how sick his skilz...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26

Sadly, I do. But I never owned a copy of...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Arigato

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Cheaper seats at the movie! only need 1 ...

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Rule number two, The Double-Tap. ★2

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Ahhh, too bad he didn't insert the word ...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

Poppycock! You've still got a mouth and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

another Prick with no Balls. ★1

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

That's okay, so does she. ★3

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Where was he keeping her? Did not see a ...

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-17

Now you added Pink Floyd to the mix, all...

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-17

Milking this one for all it's worth! ★1

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

Your PFP looks like someone shoved a lum... ★1

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

It's probably the triple daily walks tha...

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

False: The sex jokes are the good ones. ★2

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-12

Try rubbing it a little bit first and th... ★5

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Or get in the kitchen and make me a pie!... ★1

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Yeah, it takes a long time to wipe with ...

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

And they called it ' puppy love '...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Isn't it supposed to be a SWALLOW? (no, ...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

I do not wish to #you. I know some of wh...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Keep digging, Watson...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Don't pick up your cat with your dick, t... ★3

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

no, but he's got a bad case of the bird ...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

all of my love

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Face fuck even... ...With a hammer. ★3

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

If you can see both ass and tits in the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

Thriced

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

Twiced

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it st... ★4

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

One word: BURKA ★1

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

@CAS; The colon is only the start of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

On the plane, or In the plane?

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

When are you going to come out? ★3

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

When I hear the phrase "gender Fluid", m... ★2

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

Whale , I suppose I cod throw a few more... ★2

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

The fish was a gateway drug. Now he's Ho... ★3

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

"can't rape the willing." Didn't you coi... ★1

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Then you must be the ventriloquist... Er...

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

I recommend you read the webcomic 'Looki...

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

You are correct about the american thing... ★3

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-02

First, you pay to get under me. Then you... ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

Vapors get vaped. ★1

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

It may be an older phrase, but I've alwa... ★1

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

Keep digging, Watson! ★5

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

Isn't "the friend zone" that part of you...

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

If that's 1 of 17, I really don't want t... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Don't get buried in the details

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Becky's with Ben now. Ben's a hoe. ★2

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Bannon: That's just it; I'm always angry... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Dream on! ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

Sometimes, it's better . ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

In this analogy, that makes his date sti... ★3

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

They wear their balls much higher, at th... ★5

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

That kid is both pissed off and pissed o... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

jackass ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

Blue shell! ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ucRM0eY... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

And my bow! ★2

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Truth is, women attempt suicide twice as... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

...says the man with a steaming cup of i... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I used to watch them, but then they got ... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I don't think it counts if you're the on... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Cunt-Punch Reflex ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I'm pretty stoked about mine, it just ma... ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

That was a very revealing answer, thank ... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Totally Madoka Magica before the final e... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

I prefer small doses of U256 ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

If your erection lasts more than 365 day... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I'm not freaking out; after all, it's no... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

wh ydoes that look like a baby whale plu... ★1

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

That's just making a place for Christ in...

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

It's an obscure reference to an old adag... ★3

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Hah! a visual pun!

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Back in my day, that was Sailor Moon on ... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

And how does your pet bee, Eric, feel ab...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

My only thought is "Why does his face lo...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Clearly , they do. ★3

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Did you fall in to your own ass again? ★2

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

no more! ★2

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

I guess Rob's never been to Wyoming.

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

But I really love you...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

still worth it ★2

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Wake them up in the middle of the night....

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Hey, whatever it takes to make you FEEL ...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

The first 30 seconds with a woman are al... ★1

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

what a dick!

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

I got a vasectomy a few years back. I th...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

in grain ed, even ★1

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Done and Done!

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Maybe it isn't erogenous for you, but Ra... ★1

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

Notice his eyes were already on them whe... ★3

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

If you love something, bury it in the ba... ★3

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

If I think while there, I won't be able ...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Best joke yet! Fuck that fourth wall!

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

I shave my nuts too, but I don't go arou...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

LoL, the voice inside is creepish.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I'm pretty sure you've scored more than ... ★2

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Hi! I'm Elfo.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Gotta go! fast

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

You're probably on the wrong site, then.... ★3

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

More like: "Speaking old Witch". ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I didn't see any sparkles though... :( ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Unless it has a small kitchenette and br... ★2

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

With a strangely tiny toy rocket?

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Shit, once a week? I'm lucky if I get to... ★2

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

Quit wetting the bed and we'll consider ... ★1

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

Yeah, give me that sweet ass, man! ★3

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

How often were the nights he didn't come...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

@Dorothy, I think I saw that movie, but ...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

That may be true, but it seems to have c... ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

We already see a wolf, no one but you wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Incorrect, sir! A blue moon is a yearly ... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

I see what you did there.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Yes, and that's okay again. Didn't you h... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

I know where it is: Greenshirt's pants!

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

so arfe your reproductive organs, but no... ★1

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Is that Literal's way of saying "no shit...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

You Know Where... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

With ink, silly! ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

It's like he's not bald anymore!

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

That's why we see his caboose !

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

I LOVED Tomato Tomato! It was seriously ... ★1

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

If you can't find a normal girl, settle ... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

It may be my poor eyesight, but it looks...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

So this African huge Butt syndrome you s... ★1

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

I think you meant fats

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Oh hi Mark! ★1

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

none of them cast a shadow in any frame....

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Did You mean N I G G E R E D"? ★5

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

What, like, with each other?

Comment to comic 5011 on 2018-08-15

O My God! What big lips you have!

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

was it hot? ★2

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-07

His butt's feelings were hurt :(

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

OMG!!! you're still alive?

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

well, you at least got it in the range, ...

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

your social skills are so bad that you n... ★3

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

Mu Gu Gai Pan ★1

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Not the same at all! 2587 is Table Humor... ★2

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

Me either. I'm more of a Hard Cider man ... ★2

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

You can have a fave from me, I got the p...

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

like a picture you wrap around your coff...

Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-18

I dunno, they seemed wheelie responsible... ★1

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

Use as directed!

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-15

I support this candidate.

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-15

Have you met PokemomTrainer? That wild b...

Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-13

Are you sure it's not the same 25%???

Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-13

You must be new here. Most of us learned...

Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-13

Only if you allow google to track you. N...

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

Green Shirt is obviously wearing a green...

Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07

I can't believe he fell for that! ★2

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

He should have seen that one coming ★2

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-02

I can't help thinking it's going to be a...

Comment to comic 4971 on 2018-07-01

I waasn't sure this would work, but I se...

Comment to comic 4971 on 2018-07-01

like a record-baby? ★1

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Marty, Is that you?

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

Death is totally edible!

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

He got tired of being the angry shouty v...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

I would love to ram ewe , if ya know wha... ★2

Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23

So, ventriloquism.

Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23

Cursive writing was replaced completely ... ★1

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22

The word Technicality is actually a port... ★2

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15

Love the hidden bonus in the fourth pane... ★6

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28

Why master a useless skill? I like to ma...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28

Takes some serious knifework to get hear... ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

There, but for the lace of clog go I. ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

Dick Shift

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

Drive Shaft ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

He's not a home less bum any more... He'...

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

Wait... How many times does it let you r... ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

Bottom!

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

If you use the right pump , the butter c...

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-16

odd way of finding out, but if it works ...

Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16

I can help you. I'm a dude who has a coc... ★3

Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13

Or rather, not.

Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13

Even then it's typically your next somet...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

But it seems like that's exactly what yo...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Butt, yes.

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Was Blueshirt just orally raped by a sty... ★3

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02

Time Travel was all the rage, 4 months a... ★4

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01

Unrelated, but why does it look like you...

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

You're not gay anyway; all that brown st...

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

would probably be awesome if it wasn't s...

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24

I dunno, some of the Erotic character as... ★1

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

But, Stinky Guy, it's not completely bla... ★3

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Above a lovely face! ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Have you never heard of an Ass-Hat? ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

If some of her muscle was converted into... ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03

Let me know when that number becomes a 3...

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01

Oh, Jesus! How I've missed you! Hug? ★1

Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01

Of corset's always good to get a second ... ★3

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

according to nullion's wiki post, I have... ★1

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

I came on Eileen... ★2

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

loving me some waldo week!

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18

Than all you have to do to break free is...

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

No, but it did make me go to my favorite...

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

Mmm, Ass-head! ★4

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

I was able to locate Waldo from your des... ★2

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13

1) Get 2 flashlights (not fleshlights), ...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Poisoned by lead or alcohol? ★2

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

This is Harmonic Dissonance.

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

WAAaaayyy to close to home.

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

Welcome to the wide and wild world of Ja... ★8

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02

just look at his pfp... He's an infinite... ★2

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02

-onen? ★2

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

You're planning to pitch a tent and wait...

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

I'd like a glazed donut, please. ★5

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Because math.

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

Getting your Queue System spayed or neut... ★5

Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20

Po - kay - mon!

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

It's not really funny if it's common-pla... ★2

Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11

It was the green bit on top that lead to... ★2

Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06

Tonguing the keyboard works surprisingly... ★1

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

Actually, as many as half the spermatozo... ★1

Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04

He should have Duct out, but he thought ... ★4

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

So the main page has a link to "Airplane...

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

I bet if he went faster in his car, he w...

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-02

I get that reference.

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31

Pretty women have known the secret of so...

Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29

Next time, instead of a cape it should u...

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23

Fuck Ewes.

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23

Don't go too hard on them; I had to reso... ★1

Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16

I had to look up PUBG, needn't have both... ★5

Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16

Leather or plastic backed chairs are gro...

Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16

Maybe that's why he didn't finish... Too...

Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16

I gave a massage last night and we both ...

Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16

It means "Something like Iron, right?

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

I like public sex. I've had sex in a par... ★1

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

does that make her a Metro Sexual? ★7

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

I'd GLADLY give my elbows to be able to ...

Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07

No, I'm certain it's about clothing. My ... ★1

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

I really want to see a picture of your h... ★1

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

can·on1 ˈkanən/ noun noun: canon; plural...

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

43rd trimester abortions are only legal ... ★2

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

Leather belts and handcuffs. They're not... ★4

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

Stop playing @ Freddy's house.

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

Also, Where is Anti-drug Bear to weigh i... ★1

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

No doctor should ever ask a kid that que...

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30

Keep the G and the elbow gun, but put on...

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30

sad... I made this joke at work like 11 ...

Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29

Only your buns could have saved him... :... ★3

Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29

Even if you become a mom instead of a da...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

Crap on! Crap off! The Crapper!

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-24

Butt, what?

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

Chains are for bruising and strangling, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Terrifyingly Huge, Incredibly Chocolate ... ★1

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Happy feels!

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22

Will that be the Blue Suede, or will any... ★1

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22

Nice puzzle, but(t) I bet he still doesn...

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-17

Can you Taste it? ★1

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

I loved Dogmeat in the original fallout ...

Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13

Subtle.

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

https://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Buy_6e38... ★3

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

See Also: Bitcoin

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12

You have to purchase the C&H staff dildo... ★3

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

That was amusing, but also terrible.

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

Privilege Check! Politeness Cancer? Poin...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

Ha La Satin!

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

ProTip: Don't piss off nerds, they'll fu...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

When I was in Junior High and puberty hi... ★3

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

Step 0: Move to Colorado, Washing, or Or...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

If it were a fucking joke, there'd be se... ★3

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

That sounds like a shitty back rub. ★1

Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-05

"I have this HUuuuuge pile of dicks that...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04

Grade on a curve, and you'll observe I'm...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04

All the world's Santas got together and ... ★4

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04

I thought you meant 'slip'... ★1

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

But she's one lady who won't be going do...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

Have a favorite for toilet humor!

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

You must be a pile of Nachos, because th... ★1

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

If you intended the double s, I congratu...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

If that were the case, the President's h...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-03

They were all too busy posting in the "N...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-03

Aboodee, now go die!

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

Dammit, Dan! This is why you can't have ... ★1

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-11-29

I'm all for the former, but have mixed f... ★2

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

What a cheesy line

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

As far as Tall Justin would know, Johnso...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

@Cynthia; humans sometimes also have hai...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

Quavering like a leaf caught in a sudden...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

I think you meant "Poke-a-hot-ass"

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

Oh, Bright-eyes, how little you know. I'... ★3

Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25

The difference is on the one hand, you t... ★2

Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25

You'd make a great deal with the NFL too... ★2

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

I pray for lots and lots of gay MEN, spe...

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-22

They might have to resort to beating it ... ★1

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

Dear Liza! ★1

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

Is it different from before?

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

Looks like Bukake to me! ★4

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

I see you didn't get around to that yet....

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13

After the expulsion from Eden, Adam and ...

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13

Then just tell lunar that you're on your...

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Still a better love story than Twilight ... ★1

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Good thing Jesus wasn't a Jedi, then!

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

What a waste of good tits. Couldn't she ...

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

That's Petty, Grey!

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

wheelchair sex is boring, look up quadri...

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

You might like a movie called "Misery", ... ★1

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

In futility!

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

An Exercise....

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

Bitch has a handicap kid, lives on a hil...

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-07

Today's DCW is actually a guest comic, b... ★1

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-07

in verse, inverse ★4

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

You need new friends. Try to make some w...

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

Are you chewing off your own paw?

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05

I'm fat, work a part time job, and never... ★4

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01

well, he got out... And if they ever go ...

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31

Is hammerspace like Toon Pocket?

Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31

@nullion: Blush is for coloring the chee... ★2

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

Hungry? ★1

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Your phone used to belong to an orthodon...

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

If he just shuts up and plays, it'll be ... ★3

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Cum is usually preceded by one to 300 se... ★1

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Hang it all! I knew there was a reason I... ★1

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Clop, Clop

Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29

That comes after a few more beers ★4

Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29

They dresed up in nice shirts, with line... ★2

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25

No, Joo R stupid! ★3

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

Loli as in Lotion, but it's Engrish.

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

Hey Gao! Where is Yellow Star? First, ga...

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

Yes. Yes, he should. But would that be t... ★1

Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22

That's just where they keep the Grail. W...

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

It's probably just a sex toy. Looks like... ★1

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20

... "cocaine isn't really high.." ... lo... ★1

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

Make that 5, as I can favorite my own po...

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

...and now my vote has 4 votes of its ve...

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

They've got my vote! ★9

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

Jackie..? Maybe this could be your new p...

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

Am I late to the previous General Comic,...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

M ilitary U tility G lass ★1

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

Handy!

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-07

Weak.

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

That looks like the recipe for the secre...

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

I personally am very happy that I don't ... ★1

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Klein Bottle should be the ultimate Yoga... ★2

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

A Half Off sale on weaboos at JC Penny.

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Not sure if: hyper-extended neck with a ...

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Space Plane!

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

... Ruined it for ya!

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02

subtle and sweet, have a star!

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02

The system... Is Down! https://www.youtu... ★1

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30

So, you got pissed and shit on in your l...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

But the "Value Added, Deluxe Package" us... ★2

Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27

I would eat that for a new $100 bill. ★1

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26

I do believe you forgot to en-bold-en th... ★1

Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26

Dat ass be bangin'! ...on the door. ★1

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

Hammer Time! ★4

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

That title is hilarious. But I didn't wa...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

one of them is even bloody! ★1

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

The second rule of... ah, fuck it! This ...

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

True story: I once won an argument by us... ★4

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

To be fair, PMT does face the world from...

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19

And in the Drinkness bind them! ★2

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19

apparently, someone can't stand the idea... ★1

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19

Oh Crap!

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

I LOVE squeaky cheese! ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

Why can't it be both? ★2

Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10

Nice form! knees bent, back straight, an... ★3

Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10

gay!

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10

The Prime Meridian separates yesterday f... ★4

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10

At what point did Pope Francis mess up s... ★2

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10

what an appealing comment!

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09

Given your own self designations, I'm pr...

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09

those aren't feet, those are his ears

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09

what if I don't want a mouthful of ceed?...

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

What's a META phor, anyway?

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

The embedded video is fucking hilarious:...

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04

and you're not so big! ★1

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

damn! Jim is having a hard run.

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

inverted dead anus? I'm sure that's a fe...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

China already plays the double-blind pol...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

anyone got some bread?

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29

show it off, I haven't snapped into a Sl...

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29

It tells me to request access because I ...

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29

next time, try wiping your ass with the ...

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

Does that mean you have a license to off...

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

Pot Chicken?

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

What about me, Asshole? I might not talk...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18

"selfish no-brained mustard stained pile... ★3

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

He's s smart man, making you soften up t...

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

Just use a shot of David Bowman's space ... ★3

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

@LL, just a regular nazi, ov course! @Bl... ★1

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

Shouldn't there be a comma between hell ... ★1

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

boo fucking no one if you don't date! ★3

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09

I'll be gone

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09

If you have to ask, then probably not. O... ★1

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

"Yes." ★1

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

Put away the crack before the crack puts...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

I care, health don't. ★2

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

If living in a dorm, get the BIGGEST FUC...

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08

Too bad, Vriska was the best Homestuck T...

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05

Have a favorite for my fave position.

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05

Holy Fuck! I have a badge now! And I don...

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05

It seems you have a better than average ...

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

Paging Dr. Smoker, Doctor Cox Smoker! Yo...

Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01

If you mean to say it's you two brown as...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

...And also, I think he had a gun!

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

you gets a fave! ★1

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Exactly one question: Did you use "gigs"...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

"Everybody" is not "Anybody"

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Also, "Derpy Leaf" is relevant, but I'll...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

not so much sucking dick as sucking The ...

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

thumped

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

You ever hear the expression "morning wo...

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

Try it from the back end, like this http...

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

That mental image is not a pretty pictur...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

I think R.R. Martin is a douche, don't h...

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

♫♪ And I- eeee eye, will always / love n... ★2

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Very Cheeky ★1

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-09

I am sex, and I am offended!

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Our maids and fruit pickers, mutha fucka...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

only 1 pin has boobs. C&H is sexist! ★1

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

What power that purple ball has, it cont... ★1

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Honey Bees can only sting once, and the ...

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

RSS stands for Really Stupid Shit/Stuff ...

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

3 degrees of self-reference! that's enou...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

The large body is actually controlled by... ★1

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

what about http://explosm.net/comics/393...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

It might just be my long-term lack of a ...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

But it IS, as defined by math professors...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

Y'all bitchers happy now?

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

practice on pineapples and oranges was t...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

The sound a bullfrog makes, mostly. Is t...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Have a star. ★1

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

If your life is a joke, are you the punc...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

or a black guy.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

http://pbfcomics.com/comics/mrs-hammer/ ★2

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Easter came twice this year!

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

I'm pretty sure it goes "third is the ne...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

You also are an anthropomorphized rabbit... ★1

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

schitzo-frend-ia?

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

Yep, the milk's gone bad.

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

"And" should be capitalized when it is t...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

The radio channel Z100 (100.3FM) had a c...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Permanent self-skull-fuck!

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Do you have any plans to Yiff?

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

I once had a roommate I got a venus fly ...

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

Tell us more, really Bare your soul. It'...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Or the fun you'll have trying again, may...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

an orange toupee ★1

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Flea Circus!

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

♪Smo--oking some water; I'm on fire for ...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

"Useless for death jokes"? looks like yo... ★1

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I read this in a Slim Shady voice, like ...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I fail to see the relevance.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Long term use has been proven to reduce ...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

... I'll sit on your face and tell you I... ★1

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

And you both missed the obvious being fi...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

Rigor Mortis can last for several hours,...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

So I had this girlfriend, and we'd been ... ★4

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Incandescent transsexual! ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

WoW... also: Gay.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

13 years is 4,745 days, the remaining 25...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Relevant: http://www.smbc-comics.com/com...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Blue Shell!

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

I treat my women like coffee - hand-pick... ★2

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Or... Did it?

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

eh, I like my numbers 333 comments (2016...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

You ever read a webcomic called Schlock ...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

So have billions of lice... ★2

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

♫ I wanna know what love is I want you t... ★5

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

Everything that kills you, makes me feel...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

I almost made this same reference, but s...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

It has been my experience that Death doe...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

A SHITTY one, Obviously. ★1

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

typically around 5, yet the queen chemic...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

Do ALL of the flowers in your world smel...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

I tried your example and got "Server not...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

*Raises Hand I may have actually done th...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

"...be it a pebble, gun, or a rake." Fix...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

I think mostly it just means you always ...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

All you have to do is change your Google...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Remember what your dad told you when you... ★4

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

many plants grow hollow tubes which coul...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

@PA, I went to college with a guy who wa...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I'm very disappointed ti get here this l... ★1

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

second!! ★2

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

He stole them from all the other shirts.... ★1

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Snow plows forcibly remove packed snow f... ★1

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

♪♫ I'm a Genie with-a butt hole, gotta r... ★4

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

I'm late to the party; Did someone alrea...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

please, let me shorten that to another w...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

I knew a Native American who had to walk...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

let me shorten that to just the word in ... ★2

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

2 trolls, 1 bucket. ★2

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

You, Loch Ness Monster, get out of here!...

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

Why does the obviously Blind guy need a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

All right!

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

And bloody difficult to read. An accent ... ★3

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

I AM green. ... Also, I don't wear cloth...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

I got "love" either I or my, "fair" most...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

whatever you call it, it LOOKS like unde... ★1

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

OMG! Noodle's back! I don't even know yo...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

I'd tap it. No oral though, those teeth ...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

not really, given the nature of the reve...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

Plenty of plans; either poor access to t...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

Push a little harder, you're almost in.

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

Traditionally, the one in orange.

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

/Thursday is an animated short

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

I don't get it. Is this a private joke? ...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Big Debbies or Little Debbie's?

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

hover over the comic for the ALT text, t...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

yep, what I want to know what man can sl... ★2

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

A gleeful bitter melon, maybe?

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

given the choice between you and a pinea... ★3

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

So you're taking at least one more day o...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Next time, don't swallow.

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

that tiny wiener, man! It's catching. I ...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

If by "funny" you mean: odd, queer, out ...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

You claim it is a grapefruit, but to my ... ★3

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

I thought today's offering was quite Jui...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Matryoshka dolls. peeling the onio- I me... ★7

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

I can't stop imagining your pfp is using...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

What else does one do when confronted wi... ★2

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

But then I can't use the dirty words. Af... ★1

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

I don't know about fleas, but I went to ...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

See also: Microphallus. can be as small ...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

Double pun! Was it intentional or merely...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

You're only referred to as "late" AFTER ...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Day After Valentine's was awesome for me...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

That is his second badge, the first was ...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Obviously, you've never lived with and s... ★5

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Try http://xkcd.com/1525 And download th...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Pretty much any of the artists should be...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

You can be. Just get another bear, kidna...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

When asked to look up an escort service,...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Amazon's Echo will answer that with "I w...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

@VR, Cheese has more than 2 fuckable hol...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

rape, date and otherwise.

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Better question: does the android audio-...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

I know exactly 3 real women who also use...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

"Taxi Driver" is offensive to the three ...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Pop Tart?

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

I remember reading that. It amused me.

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

I see a giant beetle with feather antenn...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

You get my star today because your pfp l...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

stab, please!

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14

I'd say it just Tanked

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

No thanks, I've already got one.

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Looks to me like a very negative British...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Have a favorite, because once you're don...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

A unit of measure denoting a specific do... ★3

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Sports Support. Only 1 ball in the cup m...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

The monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.... ★1

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

Additionally, the suggestion of "a" over...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Glad you're back. I had to partially fil...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-06

The second most useless pokemon, behind ...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Your pun was cheesy. ★2

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Is StileProject still a real website?

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

He is incorrect, auto means self; where ...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Hell hath only nine circles. If you can'...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilirdo8g...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

I did not get a 404, just: "Sorry, the p...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Damn it! Why do you always get it in my ...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

If you're not into YOGA, If you have hal...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Eva Unit 01, post S2 Ingestion. Self pow...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Bert is gay anyway, so as a hetero man I...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Ironic, isn't it? ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

~I am A Dult~ Fixed it for you ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

By definition, all queefs are vaginal in...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

First!

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

your pfp looks like a gilded "beef curta...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

You would stick your nose in THAT ? (ret... ★3

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

I'm pretty sure there are several Christ...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

That's also not the first time he's past...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

I don't think it ever WAS lead. pretty s...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

+1 gold star for Quest Bed.

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Can't enlighten me, I'm ALREADY white.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Red Tie is a bible-t humper ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

My only regret is that I have but one *F... ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

no, Sir! Ur An Ass!

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Entertainment? ★2

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

♫ I ain't no Allah back girl.... ♫ ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

How very Arthurian. ★1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

After closer inspection of your pfp, I h...

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

These bands are all terrible. I'd sell t... ★3

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Giant douche or turd sandwich? Either wa... ★3

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

follow them, they drop something called ...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

Is that any way to talk about your siste... ★1

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Oddly enough, the grammar is correct. Th...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Too soon, bro. Too soon.

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

The correct multi-gender politically saf...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

awe, man!

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Not like anyone esle was going to give h...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

"First" No, wait! It should be "Blue She... ★1

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Why This Farce? You're Lying!

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

without opening a new tab, I can verify ...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Commendation, good sir.

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

Yeast Infection, showing signs approxima...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15

If you leave it on too long, you can ren... ★2

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15

Would the two of you be willing to rub n...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15

They cleaned up the air for the Beijing ... ★1

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15

@Ctek, wasn't the name of an early '80s ...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15

In either case, you're using a hard tube...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

"should have wrote"... written Get you t...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

That is quite an array of Angsty Teens W...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Does that make her a household cleaner a... ★1

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Are you sure? I'd really like to fuck yo...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

begging was probably correct, anyway. Ju...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Better the be an ass-hole than the whole...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

do what, now?

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Now, about that red sauce all over your ...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Just call in an air strike. I mean, you ...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Technically, this is REVERSE RACISM .. b...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Congratulations on your ascension to Ear... ★1

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

...Of Courage? Literally a literary refe...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Jigglypuff goes Squirtle!

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

I like my women like I like my coffee: *... ★2

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

A large smelly ogre

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

What's wrong with Kris, Kyle, and Kevin?... ★1

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

A little bit of Sandra, in the sun A lit... ★1

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Fight a pokemon battle! I've got type ad...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

You get a +1 for angsty dude wearing hug...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Fingers Touched Whiskers ★1

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09

Thanks for saving me the trouble of look...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

As an African American citizen, he ought...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

I see PokeMom got to you...

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

When it comes to the ladies, you must be...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

please take note of the blindfold. ★1

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

It wouldn't be rape if you're willing. A...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2016-12-31

At midnight (local time) I shotgunned a ...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Probably just Panda sexual, in that he i... ★1

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

GUN .... Triggered? Now I'm mad!

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Obviously you can live without it, or yo...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

You also have the most fabulous reindeer...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

The red hair and Freckles didn't give it...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

My nightstand: it is made of solid oak, ...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

pool party / wet T-shirt contest... that... ★2

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

visualizing the angle of a camera taking...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

I'll cut you some hay, but stay the fuck... ★3

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

you sure it isn't a garland?

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

sickly appropriate, sir.

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Mabel, is that you?

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Other, Either: The evil version of Capta...

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

I thought it was a tattoo on a belly but... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Congrats! You now have a limp noodle in ... ★3

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

If you put the carrot in your mouth and ... ★2

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

That face you make... it looks like you ...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

That is just COLD ★1

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Move to India and answer phones at a cal...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

She looks like a bitch, maybe his human ...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

sounds like you've got a serious compuls...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

That man is a 2-bit character in an 8-bi...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

But the Union Label commercials! ♫Always...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/de...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

you know, I've seen you use that She/He/...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I remember being a teacher when I played...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well..."

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

...is where I find my dinner. ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I got stuck at a friend's house overnigh...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

luLeg

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I'm a little uncertain on the facts here...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Dad is mortified because years of heavy ...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

If you don't understand the logic, try t...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Bitch, please! You forgot Octarine, the ... ★3

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Why couldn't Kris have just left it miss...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Pretty sure it's not a typo, it's a pun.... ★1

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

I won an argument once by telling my fri...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

I believe that law enforcement, the woma...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

Ever heard of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas P...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

It immediately put me in mind of Fat Bas...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

I'm calling Shenanigans, with a CAPITAL ...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

@PB, I thought "A Fistfull of Dollars" b...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

And I suppose you're a Master Racist, th...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Something that rhymes with 'duck'. I rec...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

PSA: most dads are ass-hats. ♫The More Y...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Better to have the shit annoyed out of y...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

I know multiple women who shudder at the...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

There actually IS such a thing as too mu... ★1

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

Oh! you said "it" again! Oh, no, now I'v... ★1

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Favorited for informative content.

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

For all your looking up needs, and yes, ...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

The Oxford Unabridged Dictionary of Engl...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

I have a couple thousand audio files on ...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Aren't you immortal though? You have the...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I found this person, we E-mailed every s...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I'm last-er!

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

F is for Fail; you forgot the Church of ... ★1

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

Best pun

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

pretty sure that's supposed to be his ot...

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-14

Favorited because astrology joke. I have...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

You're already a ghost, I'd say it's too...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5GcGo-... ★2

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Go away! and don't come back for 3-5 day...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

google video of Jack Black, he's half of... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Blacks only got 2/3rds of a vote in the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

This can still be accomplished after a b...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02

No badge here either. It kind of makes m...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Once again, someone has failed to grasp ...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

I want to shoot that guy, too; but I'd l...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-28

Try looking for Ichigo and/or Rukia, The...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

I'm so excited, you guys!!1!!one!!! my J...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

If green shirt is making the suggestion,...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Primus!

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

depends on if the question is to give or...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Amusing... 'then' in the first sentence ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

That's either really sincere and extreme...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

@CO: I'd fuck Nepeta, too...if only I ha...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

his first tag was "ate a poop", and it g...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

That's a huge pile of teens on the inter... ★2

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

ah, yes... The spends of the father are ...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

I prefer this sort of Alligator I mean a...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

I'm pretty certain that the Alternian tr...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

so a sandy sex club, then?

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

hash tag longer than message, all I got ...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

I thought there was only one Noodle. How...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

what would he be like on a fig?

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

France is a proper noun, and therefore o...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

I've had 5 girlfriends over the years, a...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

http://ishotmyself.com/public/main.php T...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

You've only got 2 cushions; in my part o... ★1

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

before you break up, fuck her good and h...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

I assumed general shadow based on angle ...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

Ah, I don't mean to call you out on the ...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

am I the only one to have noticed that t... ★1

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11

In U window, over the back of the couch,...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11

@RIP, holy shit! I knew I recognized tha...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11

Much like this comment thread, your init... ★1

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

BLUE: That's it, I'm taking my coffee ta...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

In my personal experience, doctors tend ...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

I can't tell what the first Emoji is, bu...

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

I thought you were supposed to slip her ... ★1

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

does that make me last?

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

I've tried to be a shitposter, but it's ...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

what if he DOES sanitize his inputs?

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

what about Widdershins?

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

Did you go to a lot of concerts in your ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

The version of meat spin I had the ultim...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

"One of the scientists that discovered D...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

No one should ever mmkay. Not even the i...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Shit copter, doge diglett-love? I think ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

my (now ex- ) girlfriend says doing this...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

lips, cutting your fingernails with a gl...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

I didn't know you were old enough to rem...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

then only the guy in the middle has to d...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

I'll give you a flag!

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

looks like the pucker is in the middle o...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Did you really have to bring sex (and yo...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

most people call that "clothing" ★1

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

Biggest Loser

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

Centrifugal force such as Ass-Turd-Physi...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

I am a guy, and I continued reading with...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Spleen Flavored

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

I think you meant Prefect

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

C&H has comments on Face-Butt? I had no ...

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

The blank stare is better. also did you ...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

look up "static Friction" and then grow ...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

most of the fetishes in my region involv...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

Better fatal than fetal. ★1

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

works better if there's a flight of stai... ★1

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

I read that all as one long hiss. Are yo...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Wish more people would take this route. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

I'm glad someone else finally made the c...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

You ever notice how that facial hair mak... ★1

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

The only thing I found on pansexuals was... ★1

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

Ow, My Balls! ... Ow, my balls!

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

Noods, seriously? they wear swimsuits an...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

That is an excellent question, I've conv...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

what about Dickrolled? https://vimeo.com...

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

lol, you said strip

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

As used in this specific incident, "Conf...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

noodle porn? I've only heard of cookie p...

Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06

Jeepers, Creepers, Where'd you get those...

Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03

that's not HIS shit...

Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-24

If this worked, I'd have a lot less expl...

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10

more like "well punned"

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-06

I see it just fine, it looks like a grey...

Comment to comic 4321 on 2016-06-05

why does it look like a dog and a horse ...

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-03

In the FMA world, there is a way to open...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24

The book got an internet subscription by...

Comment to comic 4301 on 2016-05-16

I've heard a lot of names for sexual pos...

Comment to comic 4292 on 2016-05-07

There's a shot that cures depression? Mi...

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-15

Nihilist she may be, but she's definitel...

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-12

Why are the homeless bloody? Did they ha...

Comment to comic 4266 on 2016-04-09

one of those archaic rules of conduct th...

Comment to comic 4264 on 2016-04-09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm86I_ke...

Comment to comic 4266 on 2016-04-09

At least he only needed to be told once!...

Comment to comic 4261 on 2016-04-05

Let's hope it's not a 'self insertion' f...