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- One Single Adult MAN
- 933 comments (2016-06-19 – 2020-03-06) to 593 comics
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- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
- That's literally the first thing I thoug...
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- Well there's your problem. You're trying... ★2
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- I wish I could see what the joke was her...
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- You're fucking bees. You really can't ta...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- C'mon kid, what else were you doin in th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- I'd be more concerned that there's a bee... ★8
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- It gets worse than living in Iowa?
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-19
- Every time I'm gone for like a week and ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME! ★1
- Comment to comic 3567 on 2019-09-02
- 47 stab wounds!
- Comment to comic 3104 on 2019-08-19
- Anthony Melo. Good one
- Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
- He's technically safe, but is your wrist... ★2
- Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
- I'd actually buy nuts from the New York ...
- Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
- Gotta give it to those Arizona State che...
- Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13
- You'll love the neighborhood, everyone i...
- Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
- So how many muscles to turn your mouth i... ★4
- Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26
- I spent six months wondering if his refl... ★5
- Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
- I bet the english muffins he used aren't...
- Comment to comic 1194 on 2019-07-17
- How did it literally take me this long t...
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13
- The mugger isn't even under the ladder. ...
- Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
- But I chose not to run over the cannibal...
- Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07
- She knows it's one of those presents whe... ★3
- Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
- That's a pretty big thing to share for s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02
- Looks like the windows on that car got k...
- Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
- I don't really give a shit about any of ...
- Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
- I don't think raising the minimum wage w...
- Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
- You technically could
- Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
- Sauerkraut and relish. But in all honest...
- Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
- You may have found him, but she caught h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
- Have you also noticed that eat is contai... ★1
- Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
- 1 ounce of orange juice and 2 bite sized... ★1
- Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
- Weird, I thought haboobs were sandstorms...
- Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24
- Uh oh, running weather index isn't looki... ★1
- Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24
- I'm from New England and even I've used ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
- You’re standing right at the window, how...
- Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
- Accept my fate
- Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
- If you're not five minutes late, you're ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
- Welcome back, we did not behave while yo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
- Happy Birthday POTD! I wrote you a speci... ★4
- Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
- It may be 'normal', but I bet the baby's... ★4
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- I guess she's pleased in a sense now ★1
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
- You can earn extra cash by throwing your... ★6
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
- Exactly. If I know I wont fall back asle... ★1
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
- I used to have sleep paralysis as a kid ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
- This is funny, before I switched to gett... ★2
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
- Z) An uncontrollable fit of rage that I ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01
- Another job well done ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- I thought today was Memorial day, not fl... ★6
- Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
- Great, so when do we start the transplan... ★6
- Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
- I think you got a lot more to be concern...
- Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20
- A real man also uses ground cinnamon ins...
- Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20
- It all makes sense now
- Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19
- So I shouldn't be eating whole peppercor... ★1
- Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
- So would he turn into a bee rather than ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15
- The pollen count rose ★6
- Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13
- She really needs that. She got the shamp...
- Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12
- Maybe if you weren't such a piece of shi...
- Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
- Does it matter when you have no dick? ★1
- Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
- That's because I don't swallow
- Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
- Under my dead body! ★7
- Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
- Nebraska probably ★1
- Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28
- The 0 miles away wasn't a giveaway kid?
- Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
- Wow, that dog just gave no fucks
- Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15
- God fucking dammit Only 1 day?! ★1
- Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14
- I was actually enjoying the final panel ...
- Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
- I get why she's disgusted. Who would wan... ★4
- Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
- I think we're all missing how impressive... ★3
- Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03
- I doubt ringing a bell like that would m...
- Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30
- Why did we have to go back to 2016
- Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30
- Thanks for compensating for my laziness
- Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
- You don't have to be so literal now
- Comment to comic 4836 on 2019-03-29
- What's covering your nips gonna do?
- Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
- Does that mean you finished all the jerk... ★4
- Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
- I remember DEATHWING. I made one lighthe... ★3
- Comment to comic 4772 on 2019-03-29
- There's actually a really good book call...
- Comment to comic 4733 on 2019-03-29
- Head bent over Raised up posterior
- Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-25
- Why does it look like he got the top row...
- Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23
- Maybe you'd have a girlfriend if you did...
- Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20
- All I wanna know is what the mustached c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08
- When are we? What are you sayin', kid. Y...
- Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
- He probably ended up getting a job with ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25
- It is true. Sneezing onto a corpse will,...
- Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20
- Does he clap by slapping his hands on hi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20
- Unless he's stupid enough to run into th...
- Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20
- Stupid? You can't lose a game of tag to ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19
- Boysenberry
- Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19
- The Gram herself seems fine and all, but... ★9
- Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
- Keep trying dude... Maybe one day you wo...
- Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
- Of course it's a failed math test. Why d... ★3
- Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
- They 'stuck' now? Sounds like someone wa... ★1
- Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16
- Are you confessing that you drink guacam...
- Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16
- It's not rude if it's true
- Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05
- Calling your own kid a monster? You dese...
- Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-27
- If it really was your favorite show woul... ★1
- Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14
- Besides, you have me. I'll kill you. You... ★3
- Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09
- I feel like this is the first time that ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09
- barely ★3
- Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07
- She's clearly into guys with giant overb... ★1
- Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07
- C'mon Rob, it's your birthday (happy bir... ★1
- Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04
- He never said he wasn't happy. How could... ★3
- Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04
- That's kinda what the comic is getting a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04
- You just sent him through time, blue shi... ★8
- Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-17
- Don't blame me if you get pneumonia and ...
- Comment to comic 247 on 2018-12-05
- How? K's are just 3 straight lines
- Comment to comic 4209 on 2018-11-30
- I don't think peeing on someone indicate... ★1
- Comment to comic 4202 on 2018-11-30
- It's because you said prowess
- Comment to comic 3358 on 2018-11-20
- I'm glad we're guys
- Comment to comic 3313 on 2018-11-20
- Neither fact is, really.
- Comment to comic 3286 on 2018-11-19
- It did take you a while to get it...
- Comment to comic 3279 on 2018-11-19
- This is why you always talk to strangers...
- Comment to comic 3277 on 2018-11-19
- He wouldn't ask if he didn't know
- Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16
- Who says they're still not there? Just g... ★3
- Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12
- It is a 100% proven scientific fact that... ★4
- Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10
- Clearly you didn't do a great job eating...
- Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06
- You had a perfectly sharp glass to hit h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06
- You should probably wait for the surgery... ★2
- Comment to comic 487 on 2018-11-06
- Dirty Because it was UP. HIS. BUTT
- Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05
- That's also an extremely well drawn palm... ★1
- Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05
- He got hit in the middle of the forehead...
- Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03
- You needed to write 5 pages to come up w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02
- It's called a selfie, gentlemen
- Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30
- The PSES action figure is just like, "wh...
- Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28
- I think he just killed himself for reali...
- Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27
- You're actually having a three way
- Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23
- Is he talking to a rotating mannequin or...
- Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22
- You're already a ghost, kid. You don't n... ★1
- Comment to comic 3923 on 2018-10-19
- Who isn't attracted to LAMP?
- Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17
- I mean, if you really want him to bite y...
- Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13
- Who ever said he still didn't do that?
- Comment to comic 269 on 2018-09-30
- Pretty sure he's riding the snowboard ba...
- Comment to comic 4274 on 2018-09-24
- It's Clifford the big, green dick! ★4
- Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24
- Not too bad
- Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18
- Still not enough. You forgot the area co...
- Comment to comic 4489 on 2018-09-18
- "You know how I feel about veal!"
- Comment to comic 3601 on 2018-09-18
- Is that office job not payin' enough for...
- Comment to comic 4445 on 2018-09-15
- This why oh...... sir! was made.
- Comment to comic 410 on 2018-09-12
- So Johnson's really been around for this...
- Comment to comic 2115 on 2018-09-11
- There's a whole fucking chicken in there... ★2
- Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11
- Kneeling isn't a universal form of prote...
- Comment to comic 4511 on 2018-09-05
- Are they playing oh sir
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2018-09-05
- Good thing her tits are the perfect size...
- Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-09-05
- Wouldn't that be good
- Comment to comic 926 on 2018-09-05
- Haha, look how lazy he is!
- Comment to comic 924 on 2018-09-05
- I'm gonna go order lunch. By the way, am... ★1
- Comment to comic 919 on 2018-09-05
- I wanna sleep with you every night
- Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-05
- 5 am is happy hour for smokers
- Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05
- Doesn't matter, had se...
- Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03
- Guns have gluten? No wonder he wants to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 1551 on 2018-09-03
- I thought it took nuts? ★1
- Comment to comic 1527 on 2018-09-03
- Ahoy hoy
- Comment to comic 2901 on 2018-09-03
- Yep, that'd work
- Comment to comic 2880 on 2018-09-03
- Then mayyyyyyybe close the door?
- Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31
- I know, right?! Doing something always f...
- Comment to comic 3929 on 2018-08-25
- It's just called a drill
- Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08
- God created every ass equal?
- Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06
- This just in, Sharon attempted to get ba...
- Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04
- 14 years ago
- Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30
- A lot of things can be candy if you use ...
- Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17
- It helps me get over the fact that peopl...
- Comment to comic 1492 on 2018-07-15
- Aw jeez, Rick
- Comment to comic 985 on 2018-07-15
- Johnson!!! Get back to your desk and sta...
- Comment to comic 1977 on 2018-06-25
- I'm glad we're guys
- Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
- I don't think those two S's were an acci... ★3
- Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18
- Close the page and open it again
- Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
- It's always such an accomplishing feelin... ★1
- Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-15
- Can I at least get a free wife? ★1
- Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
- Which is why he needs to stay positive t... ★2
- Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18
- Like father, like son
- Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05
- He actually didn't get disgusted until t... ★3
- Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02
- Did you just assume your nipples gender?...
- Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27
- I see the problem, you're not a dunkin
- Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10
- You could've just turned the oven off Yo... ★4
- Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
- Unless you took her rib to make a new pe... ★1
- Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
- That only applies to American's
- Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04
- That's not how you bondage
- Comment to comic 4323 on 2018-01-06
- Still haven't fixed the mouth, I see ★1
- Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18
- But his arm is still drawn in in the bot...
- Comment to comic 3163 on 2017-12-17
- All the time if you find true love
- Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13
- If I had a bitcoin
- Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10
- It's Bluffy the burglar slayer ★4
- Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
- I'd be freaking out too if I saw a newsp... ★4
- Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09
- That's not evil, he's making her baby co... ★5
- Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-08
- Why did Dave let someone color in the fi...
- Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-05
- It's either productive results or produc...
- Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-05
- Clearly the boss was impressed, seeing a... ★1
- Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02
- Are you really that much of an obvious f... ★6
- Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02
- This isn't even a sweater...
- Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27
- Unlike the boss, the board can be influe...
- Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
- Do a front flip, it'll be awesome! ★4
- Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26
- All the times doctors touch your dick du...
- Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21
- It paled in comparison to the glorious b... ★2
- Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21
- Bucket List: Read a whole week of bucket... ★4
- Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20
- Death
- Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20
- I think that was supposed to be an F
- Comment to comic 767 on 2017-11-20
- Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
- Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
- You can't be dead if no one know's you d... ★4
- Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11
- Could've I? Yes. Did I? Yes, but she sti... ★4
- Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
- If you choose not to decide... You still... ★1
- Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
- Maybe it's because you're sitting on a c...
- Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05
- But he's not your employee anymore, it's...
- Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30
- The only question is will they bring bit...
- Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
- She didn't have the guts to raise a chil... ★3
- Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30
- I cum wolf spiders
- Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27
- It's Riddle School ★1
- Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
- ...oooooooooooooooooooobs ★4
- Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
- Booooooooooooo......
- Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
- Who would want a keg full of apple cider...
- Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23
- Not only does he grow teeth and his eyes...
- Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
- Probably the best strategy any candidate...
- Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17
- Their hands aren't even on the trigger. ...
- Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
- The year before 2017
- Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
- It's because she didn't go to Yale
- Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14
- "Sir, they're sending in fighter jets!" ...
- Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13
- It's actually a shadow, so we'll never k...
- Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13
- *missile launcher
- Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-13
- Just a little
- Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
- Do you even lift?
- Comment to comic 3633 on 2017-10-04
- Education is a myth
- Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
- The real fake news
- Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
- That means we're safest around the peopl... ★1
- Comment to comic 3654 on 2017-10-03
- He's still not far enough
- Comment to comic 1146 on 2017-10-01
- THEN GROW ARMS, YOU BITCH!
- Comment to comic 1137 on 2017-10-01
- Carrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
- Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17
- Why does stuff like this always have to ... ★3
- Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
- I think he left his sharpened down penci...
- Comment to comic 2617 on 2017-09-11
- What's cooler than turning into a founta...
- Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
- Richard Johnson's the name... ★1
- Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
- "I'll be getting a raise out of you one ... ★5
- Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
- I met a phor, once. He owned a duck farm...
- Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
- SHMUCK
- Comment to comic 3992 on 2017-09-06
- "We have an invisible murderer who gave ... ★2
- Comment to comic 3989 on 2017-09-06
- Dwarf people aren't people, so dwarf pla... ★3
- Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
- The grave is actually a metaphor for the...
- Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
- On second thought, no... Those are tears...
- Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
- Hello Jim, I'm Glad I waited so long so ...
- Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
- The good news is, it may not be either.
- Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
- Shoulda went with the one on the right
- Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
- I heard that Tall Justin is what's reall... ★3
- Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18
- After making his way to Tall Justin, he ...
- Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
- Better go catch your dog then
- Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
- Insomnia is the greatest thing ever
- Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
- Really, on the twenty seconth?
- Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
- No wonder you can't, they both suck ★2
- Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
- Way to string her along ★1
- Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
- If twitter saw bowling ball week ★1
- Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
- Dammit guys, get your head out of the gu...
- Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27
- Wow, great job guys! I didn't think it w...
- Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
- It's dick pin bowling
- Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23
- He's gotta get those cold, dead hands ch... ★4
- Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23
- They weren't afraid to use guns
- Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16
- Well maybe if your wife didn't let peopl... ★5
- Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14
- FucK
- Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12
- Your face is more painful! Good thing yo... ★1
- Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12
- That's not very helpful green shirt... Y...
- Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11
- More like what happened to your arms
- Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07
- Since I work for a minor league baseball... ★1
- Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
- I think I'm just gonna stay away from th...
- Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
- Detcago
- Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
- This is why you shouldn't buy skim milk
- Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
- More like Chicago
- Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06
- All I have are these scissors
- Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
- He can't see with those pitch black Gucc...
- Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
- *octo-dads
- Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
- To be honest, I'm finding it hard to giv... ★3
- Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28
- Haha, jokes on you, he never specified w...
- Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
- "Have you made a decision, sir?" "I'm no... ★5
- Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
- Nah, it's just poaching, it's cool
- Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
- That's what you get for guessing wrong
- Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
- Quality over quantity
- Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
- I'm not ready to be an uncle!
- Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
- What, you expect me to check their tatto... ★2
- Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
- Trick question, they're neithers. Kidnap...
- Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
- That bubble doesn't seem very safe if he...
- Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
- I'm more disturbed by the fact that he d...
- Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
- Twah shit!
- Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
- Don't pretend like you didn't want that ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
- Those kinds of parties don't end when th...
- Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
- Gives patient drugs That's dooooooooope ★2
- Comment to comic 3210 on 2017-05-03
- I can't wait to see it happen!
- Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
- Me neither, but you don't hear me sayin'... ★4
- Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
- I'd like to know why your intestines are...
- Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
- Good. Now I'm gonna need to speak to som...
- Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
- Your poorly copped pfp
- Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
- So is the water cooler in their office a...
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- I'm actually kinda hoping someone makes ...
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- I appreciate that, and this is how it sh...
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- pees in his coffee mug
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- It's actually gotten really annoying. An... ★1
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- The sensation of nice, cool piss dousing...
- Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
- Everyone's saying he should've pissed in... ★3
- Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
- Explosm doesn't care if I use it again
- Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
- Sign me up!
- Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23
- Maybe you should just come up with a goo...
- Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23
- Did you see the first episode of s3. It ...
- Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
- Mr. Poopy Butthole
- Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
- ...Cared...
- Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
- You can tell green shirt is better than ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
- Every day
- Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
- Sees in the dark man?
- Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-22
- WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE NEW, SHITTY 'C...
- Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
- Mind Fuck With the ability to ejaculate ... ★3
- Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
- This must be the same doctor that hit hi... ★1
- Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
- No, it's crack week
- Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
- I don't know what's worse; The new comme...
- Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
- A septic tank
- Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
- Cedar planked salmon
- Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
- I have some bad news... "I'm not really ... ★3
- Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
- Member when this guy had terrible gramma...
- Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
- Dick, my ow!
- Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
- Thanks, that's all I needed!
- Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
- My internet keeps going down, too. I hav...
- Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
- Cattywampus
- Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
- Adds the cool hwhip
- Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
- You can fix that with these six letters:...
- Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
- Oh, we have a feeling that you'll still ...
- Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
- You can't even take your kid out to cele...
- Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
- Nah, she clearly had birthday sex ★1
- Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
- Putting the mmmm in your momma ★1
- Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
- I know it's part of the joke, but no shi... ★2
- Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
- I can see me not coming on here today un...
- Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
- If you don't get it, look at her face in...
- Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
- Don't need the last 2 panels to know whe... ★1
- Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
- I don't see any arguments to be made abo...
- Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
- There's a street in Cape Cod called the ...
- Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
- On April 14th
- Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
- As Zogaridan said below, this comic is 1...
- Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
- You deserve to be cheated on if you need...
- Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
- How tragic...
- Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
- He doesn't. Thats why he was glad someon... ★3
- Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
- He crapped out that joke
- Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
- An actual detention or were you sent to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
- This was only a matter of time
- Comment to comic 4257 on 2017-04-03
- What is this, hello neighbor?
- Comment to comic 4337 on 2017-04-03
- That's cold
- Comment to comic 4329 on 2017-04-03
- Hey, wow, where'd this comic come from? ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02
- This just raises further questions!
- Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02
- It took me 1:30 AM hours to read this co...
- Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
- If you want it, you know where to rub
- Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
- Wow, this is too gross for the internet
- Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
- Don't be mad, this is still better than ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
- So that indonesian man that got eaten by...
- Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
- Annnnnnnnnnnd your chances are over
- Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
- That touched me..... right here
- Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
- Uh oh! Uh oh! Are you serious?! Slam jam...
- Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
- It's actually a pretty good rhyme. And I...
- Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSJBuGN...
- Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-22
- I bet the fourth panel is a reaction to ...
- Comment to comic 2446 on 2017-03-22
- Ooooooooooh! I'm so angry I can't do any...
- Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
- So you have to choose between a life wit... ★1
- Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
- I didn't think it was possible that were...
- Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
- Shitty Incompetent Doctor Syndrome? ★11
- Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
- Nice try. The comic numbers' too high ★1
- Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
- He's right. That looks more like a shed ...
- Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
- I didn't realize people still played 2k....
- Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
- Congratulations. We wish you luck!
- Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
- This is him. https://www.youtube.com/wat... ★2
- Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
- Wow, this is so rare! You must feel so s...
- Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17
- Then another band of demons joined in an... ★1
- Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
- The movie is about The Spoiler
- Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
- I've got a better reason for why he's no...
- Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
- I hate your hat
- Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
- I don't even think that's photoshopped. ...
- Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
- Fruit week has been nuts! And yes, nuts ... ★9
- Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
- St. Patrick's day is coming up
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
- By putting on pants ★1
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
- He still can. It's called twitter. ★2
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
- I can't believe I didn't think of that
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
- I think Rob was just playing fruit ninja... ★8
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
- I'd disagree with you if I didn't hate o... ★2
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
- Nope.
- Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
- I cantaloupe believe they did that ★1
- Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
- That's not his jugular. That's just a wo...
- Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
- That... that is my least favorite thing ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
- I guess I'll have t gets run over by car... ★5
- Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
- This is why Keo had issues with you
- Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06
- Too bad he isn't comfortable in his own ...
- Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
- Nah, it's cool. He did you a solid. ★2
- Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
- Go to his party ★1
- Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
- They would in this scenario
- Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
- So if she does come alive, is all that s...
- Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
- necrophilia ★5
- Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28
- Looks like there's a third person in thi...
- Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
- Yeah, that was the joke
- Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
- Of course he does, he basically just adm...
- Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
- That was my very poor attempt at sarcasm...
- Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
- How dare you leave us
- Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
- Good call, Green. No inmate would wanna ...
- Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
- Small hands, small ...
- Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
- Where is he looking in the first panel? ...
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
- yes.
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
- I wonder if he just always stands there,...
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
- Late? There's no deadline for leaving
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
- He's reading from the heart... Because S...
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
- PRIVATE CANCER
- Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-25
- And that was just the first page... ★3
- Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
- All of them match in their own special w...
- Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
- Maybe it's Mindfuck's?
- Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
- I FINALLY have a pfp that matches my nam... ★8
- Comment to comic 303 on 2017-02-25
- *my.
- Comment to comic 290 on 2017-02-25
- An thus, the first rcg comic was born ★2
- Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
- Hopefully you saved your progress
- Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
- He's actually calling the ink blot test ...
- Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
- She's just playing hard to get
- Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
- Hear that? That's the sound of true love... ★2
- Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
- This is why you always keep your enemies...
- Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
- My god, they turned his eyes into twizzl...
- Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
- That new continent they found under New ...
- Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
- I don't remember where, but about a week...
- Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
- After finishing with my patient, I stumb... ★3
- Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
- Killed by a giant scoop of vanilla ice c...
- Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
- You're right. A snow cone would've been ...
- Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
- She's contemplating whether he's filled ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
- No wonder your grandma wants to stab you...
- Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14
- That's the joke.
- Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14
- Something seems fishy joke? Check Shitty...
- Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
- And so he went up on land to...
- Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
- See, dammit!
- Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
- The saddest part is that she and blue sh... ★1
- Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
- At least there will still be plenty of i...
- Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
- "Also, this is the only way I can afford...
- Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
- http://explosm.net/comics/3444/
- Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
- I mean, i like snow and all, just don't ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
- The weather here is such a dick. 60 toda...
- Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
- He emptied out the trash can, yet the am...
- Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08
- coughs
- Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08
- This is pretty much what Rocket Power wa...
- Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
- Apparently it's to die for ★2
- Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
- So can they or can they not have their c...
- Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05
- Sticking them through your eyes definite... ★2
- Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
- Assfirstman's like the only one who's ac... ★1
- Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
- Geez, I know you don't want to shave you...
- Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01
- He's doin the Harry the Handsome Butcher... ★1
- Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31
- "Just give it to me straight, what is it...
- Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
- Google, you dirty f*ck
- Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
- So if time is a relative concept, does t... ★2
- Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
- I bet that that woman is Black Star's ty... ★4
- Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
- They're absolutely the same person. It's...
- Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
- The real problem here is how is she even... ★2
- Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27
- Unfortunately he did not last long at Sm...
- Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27
- Salary expenses are expenses
- Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24
- Poor Orange, I heard he was given one mo... ★3
- Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
- I'd rather have the favorites
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22
- I bet you are high
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22
- Well this just changes my opinion of it ...
- Comment to comic 2265 on 2017-01-22
- Because it would be polite ★1
- Comment to comic 2323 on 2017-01-22
- Well yeah, not now, you've been straight... ★1
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22
- But now it's practically not against the...
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22
- It's actually the first thing I realized...
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
- And possibly the orbit of the planets (a...
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
- Is that when Astro was a kid? Is that wh... ★1
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
- No no, I understand you, don't worry
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
- I knew I'd regret saying this
- Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
- But then where are we gonna go when Trum...
- Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
- Awe-inspiring
- Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
- I'll take one whisky, one scotch, and on...
- Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
- Now all he has to do is find his
- Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
- "You won't fight me. You don't have the ...
- Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
- Although he's not looking at him, it alm...
- Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
- "Dammit, Green, you didn't even knock ov...
- Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
- "Blind to good taste in sunglasses." "I ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
- Because it's so fucking cool to be blind...
- Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
- @blue if having no penis is less than 0,...
- Comment to comic 3911 on 2017-01-17
- Perfect! Now his head can roll away and ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16
- Elbows are also a type of pasta ★1
- Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16
- "I know who i'm eating for dessert if yo...
- Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
- I think the difference is sci-fi is just... ★1
- Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
- That, plus they're still in it
- Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
- Maybe you'd have better luck if you had ...
- Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14
- No shit, he got away. That's what happen... ★1
- Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11
- No shit, mom. Half the characters make f...
- Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11
- Thanks for the insight
- Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11
- You idiot, you can't just give someone s... ★1
- Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uQ_lC2r...
- Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
- No, the site was were down everyone for,...
- Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
- The second one, then the third
- Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
- It's like a seahorse. It changes genders...
- Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
- Why not Zoidberg? ★1
- Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
- Unfortunately for him
- Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
- Actually, his 3 S's are all work related... ★4
- Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09
- I say, you have insulted his very essenc...
- Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04
- That's not how you do a trust fall ★1
- Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
- "20 years in prison!"
- Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
- Pretty much. And they're so much worse t...
- Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
- You could say that all candies are made ...
- Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
- "Hey, wanna go time traveling?" "Sure, w... ★1
- Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
- I think they're in the year 3000 now
- Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31
- And with that joke, the final victim was...
- Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
- My dog and this paperclip ★1
- Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
- Those lines they use to speak get pretty...
- Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
- It's a crazy little thing called love ★2
- Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
- I've had the salsa
- Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
- It's pretty clear that they all live in ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
- They get sucked into black holes
- Comment to comic 3444 on 2016-12-27
- This is how winters basically gone this ...
- Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
- Too bad it's not even make-up ★1
- Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
- Cyanide and daintiness
- Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
- Next year, to save everyone from tears I...
- Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
- Yes he does, I see. But unfortunately fo...
- Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
- Maybe that's what he's thinking about
- Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
- Thanks? Just kidding, happy holidays to ...
- Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
- It's alright, I see one organ that he wo...
- Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
- Rollie Fingers
- Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
- @Noodle Deathwing, apparently. And i'm g... ★2
- Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
- "Is something wrong?" she said "Of cours... ★2
- Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
- I'm a Christmas day dumpster baby... ★3
- Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
- Wait, I figured out what's going on. In ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
- Just because your wife is a bitch, doesn... ★2
- Comment to comic 2799 on 2016-12-18
- So Mildred faked her death to be with th...
- Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
- You shouldn't be embarrassed that you we...
- Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
- smell(in)g salts?
- Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
- Well, you've come to the right place.
- Comment to comic 2109 on 2016-12-16
- "And I just waxed it"
- Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
- Once I drewned to death hasn't even even...
- Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
- They do, but it would've worked better i...
- Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
- The good news is now he's gonna get paid...
- Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
- Exactly. All he wants is to die faster. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
- "Sorry, I meant three days from saturday...
- Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
- We're clearly such a loving, respectable...
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13
- I was actually almost late for my final ...
- Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
- h) private cancer ★2
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
- You're right, it's working perfectly ★4
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
- How am I supposed to procrastinate study... ★1
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
- If you wanna see a creepy one, check out...
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
- Of course. Air is life
- Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
- Of course he's bleeding, you're supposed... ★4
- Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBuZaxYx...
- Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
- At least he's not laughing at him
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
- I wouldn't even poke him with a 39 and a...
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
- Congratulations. Purdue's a pretty good ...
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
- domu kodėl?
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
- I don't know his preferences
- Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
- Look on the bright side. Now she can sti...
- Comment to comic 2683 on 2016-12-09
- Conclusion: two heads aren't better than...
- Comment to comic 2678 on 2016-12-09
- What's the difference?
- Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
- So she's an amateur globetrotter?
- Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
- When you're born
- Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
- I would, but I only have a cousin Jack
- Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
- I'll make sure I leave those comics up w...
- Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
- Andorra
- Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
- Wow, he's really jefferying it up. ★4
- Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
- I thought that was because they don't fe...
- Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
- Well look who's talking. No one there we...
- Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
- Enjoy life while you can.
- Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
- "A fully loaded AR-15 assault rifle" ★1
- Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
- It's technically the other way around. S...
- Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
- I'd be impressed if a saw could rip off ...
- Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
- If you do you'll live to regret it ★1
- Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
- At least he finally learned how to spell...
- Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
- The real monster here is bad parenting.....
- Comment to comic 4162 on 2016-11-28
- You forgot to blow on it ★7
- Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
- One penectomy, please
- Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
- It's everything you need all in one plac... ★2
- Comment to comic 3124 on 2016-11-26
- bruh
- Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
- Just imagine, a world without children. ...
- Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
- It's black friday! I have to pronounce i...
- Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
- Are you one of those prudes that only sp... ★9
- Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
- Maybe Tom's just short for ThatGuyFromTh...
- Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
- The f also stands for "fuck, Tomm, yu pu...
- Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
- The teacher has no one to shake his head... ★4
- Comment to comic 304 on 2016-11-21
- "Hey Patrick, what am I?" "Uhhhh, stupid... ★15
- Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
- You're supposed to stick chopsticks thro...
- Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
- Cape Cod chips are pretty good
- Comment to comic 920 on 2016-11-20
- Go get em, tiger
- Comment to comic 3076 on 2016-11-20
- That's honestly what i thought it said t... ★1
- Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
- There's just something off about the blo...
- Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
- That depends if her crotch looks like ap... ★4
- Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
- So is nazi simulator anything like bunke... ★2
- Comment to comic 593 on 2016-11-16
- And take out those goddamned recycling m...
- Comment to comic 4029 on 2016-11-16
- Then why'd you wait this long to call ★2
- Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
- "How many became more than a friend?" I ...
- Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
- "A roofie colada. I saw a 12 year old gi... ★2
- Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
- That was just the prequel
- Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
- Since this is too sad and touching for m...
- Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
- It depends if you favorited the comic, t...
- Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13
- LOL, Fag! ★1
- Comment to comic 467 on 2016-11-12
- And soon you'll be under my cover ★2
- Comment to comic 460 on 2016-11-12
- "We turned her into a pie" "Wait, what k... ★3
- Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
- Nice try, green, but no one will ever be... ★2
- Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
- Do you mean the universe should be destr...
- Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
- That's what happens when you get that fa... ★1
- Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
- It's either me or the one I referenced
- Comment to comic 1727 on 2016-11-07
- What a rip-off
- Comment to comic 252 on 2016-11-07
- Act your age
- Comment to comic 239 on 2016-11-07
- Followed by an all new shovin' buddies! ★2
- Comment to comic 236 on 2016-11-07
- Who said it could still beat paper
- Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
- Filthadelphia(ids) ★2
- Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
- You don't need to be smart as long as yo...
- Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
- Don't you know that there are stupid par...
- Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
- Definitely 11760. It's the numbers of ti... ★1
- Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
- What a tragedy. An innocent plushy broug... ★1
- Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
- When it eventually comes out, it'll matc... ★2
- Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
- If you're looking for a trustworthy guy,... ★1
- Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
- Lets just appreciate how smoothly he put...
- Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02
- Tonight, the real curse was finally lift... ★4
- Comment to comic 2206 on 2016-11-02
- That wouldn't have stopped the house fro... ★2
- Comment to comic 2204 on 2016-11-02
- Intercourse at you. Masturbation?
- Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02
- juuuuuust a little
- Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
- Appetizing
- Comment to comic 944 on 2016-11-01
- There is. It's an accessory to murder ★2
- Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
- 1 and 4 combined. Or 1 and any combined
- Comment to comic 2529 on 2016-10-31
- Whity's gotta pay ★1
- Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
- I was referring to the comic, but I did ...
- Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
- I thought it was pronounced 'barfday.' A...
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- Yes, because everything that's round aut...
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- Dammit, I never meant to bring you to li...
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- Bucatini or capellini?
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- We always will
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- This was not my intent
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- You know what this comic needs? Extreme ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- He'd fit right in
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- I wish i hadn't noticed
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- Does this remind anyone else of the anno...
- Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
- my thoughts exactly
- Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
- You have to do more than catch the bird ...
- Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
- They get to live ★1
- Comment to comic 3177 on 2016-10-28
- Yeah, kill all the dead people! ★1
- Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
- They definitely are
- Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
- OJ on a BJ
- Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
- Why'd he add the fifth panel? I think it...
- Comment to comic 2062 on 2016-10-26
- But can you do a 180 flip?
- Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
- I understand your reasoning for why it s...
- Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
- "That you're really shitty at naming thi...
- Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
- "Now show me on the doll where he touche...
- Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
- How can he be more so? He doesn't even h...
- Comment to comic 1596 on 2016-10-22
- "I know, why didn't you take me with you...
- Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
- Like a stick figure drawing of one
- Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
- If you look closely, his chin is really ...
- Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
- What's not realistic about a man with wi...
- Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
- *Meme Genius Wannabe and I
- Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
- Actually, its probably more of a uterus
- Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
- Cmon, guys, I already mentioned this, i ...
- Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
- Looks like the guys tryin to get his mou...
- Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
- It's one of the ways Kenny died
- Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-10-19
- South Park would confirm this
- Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-10-19
- Don't YOU know that pointing is rude?
- Comment to comic 4071 on 2016-10-19
- So? People die every day. Get over it ★1
- Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
- "I could do this myself" ★2
- Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
- They are, I made a mistake
- Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
- I love how that snowflake in the middle ... ★4
- Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
- Nevermind, I thought the one below the o...
- Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
- The real problem is that there are 2 ide...
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- My bad, i didn't realize i did that
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- So that way when you kidnap someone and ...
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- If they both die, then it's a murder-sui...
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- Yeah, now we won't
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- Me too, Povlov
- Comment to comic 3945 on 2016-10-18
- Twice
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- Dr Baby gets drafted
- Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
- I wouldn't be caught dead in that car ★2
- Comment to comic 3540 on 2016-10-17
- So why would she insist then
- Comment to comic 3528 on 2016-10-17
- "No, my dad just worked at McDonald's"
- Comment to comic 3525 on 2016-10-17
- "What a coincidence, I named my vagina t... ★4
- Comment to comic 3519 on 2016-10-17
- Oh sure, don't give love to the hornets ★1
- Comment to comic 3925 on 2016-10-16
- Yellow shirt is just pun intolerant
- Comment to comic 897 on 2016-10-16
- What if I... wear the fedora? ★2
- Comment to comic 895 on 2016-10-16
- Then quit looking ★1
- Comment to comic 893 on 2016-10-16
- Obviously that was his 9th ★1
- Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
- Teach a man to fish and he'll say "This ... ★1
- Comment to comic 2001 on 2016-10-14
- That's one way to get her wet ★1
- Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
- "So, how many mouths have you ever been ...
- Comment to comic 3364 on 2016-10-12
- You don't believe me? You're killing me,...
- Comment to comic 2351 on 2016-10-12
- What if I....... wear this fedora?
- Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
- Who would wanna have kids with that guy
- Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
- You can't know because you forgot to inc... ★1
- Comment to comic 973 on 2016-10-10
- Since some of you don't seem to get it, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 966 on 2016-10-10
- "But it's your car!"
- Comment to comic 964 on 2016-10-10
- You asshole ★1
- Comment to comic 959 on 2016-10-10
- "And I still got to see all those seamen... ★2
- Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
- SC explosm, a family company
- Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
- They're never alone
- Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
- Oh, well I guess it doesn't count then
- Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
- It's all one big joke
- Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
- Opinions are like facts. Never believe t...
- Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
- I feel like whenever i make a reference ...
- Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
- just yellow
- Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
- It's actually a cheddar/mozzarella combo...
- Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
- That's not queso in the bowl, is it
- Comment to comic 4089 on 2016-10-07
- By assisting the suicide, of course
- Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07
- Or anyone with a brain, it's not just us...
- Comment to comic 3592 on 2016-10-07
- "Yeah, so do you"
- Comment to comic 2622 on 2016-10-05
- And never knowing is 1/58.2th the battle...
- Comment to comic 2599 on 2016-10-05
- All at once ★1
- Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
- "As long as you stayed away from my girl... ★1
- Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
- As smooth as the other side of the panel...
- Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
- But think of the benefits. You don't hav...
- Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
- WOW! I never knew that. You're a genius
- Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
- You know, calling someone fat isn't nece... ★2
- Comment to comic 1015 on 2016-10-02
- Should he use his extra point? Or go for... ★1
- Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
- As close to that 'fuck off' as we're eve...
- Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
- You have 90 minutes to tell us
- Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
- "Good thing my phone's already at 1 %." ...
- Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
- He didn't force the horse to drink He po...
- Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27
- I love how her face is moving but her he...
- Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
- It's gonna happen. No matter who wins is...
- Comment to comic 4148 on 2016-09-25
- Oh yeah, it's real hot when woman go up ...
- Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
- Maybe it only appllies to gay guys
- Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
- It took me five tries to come up with mi...
- Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
- Here's an idea, finish at the same time ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25
- I hope you guys know what i'm talking ab...
- Comment to comic 482 on 2016-09-25
- IS YOU!?! ★3
- Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
- According to Sean Thompson, the cake is ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
- I was expecting an astrophysicist lectur...
- Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
- I'm a statistician, I don't even use wor...
- Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
- C&H doesn't follow the real laws of phys...
- Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
- English was always my worst subject
- Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
- If you put you're hand through it it wil...
- Comment to comic 932 on 2016-09-21
- And thats why they died
- Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
- Because your life is never complete unle...
- Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
- This one would've been better if the ent...
- Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
- Cause of death: wiggly bone syndrome
- Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
- "Not as bad as this patient yesterday wh... ★2
- Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
- *too
- Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
- I meant the year, but i get what you mea...
- Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
- I can't wait for the 2018 new years comi...
- Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
- I've already moved on to easter
- Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
- Radius is half the diameter, area is the...
- Comment to comic 519 on 2016-09-18
- It tasted delicious
- Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
- he died falling where he loved
- Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
- I finally figured it out! The grey shirt... ★2
- Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
- You're in a bouncy castle but aren't eve... ★1
- Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
- If i wanted a science lecture, i would'v...
- Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-17
- I did nazi that coming oh heil no I give... ★6
- Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
- As if it wasn't bad enough he landed on ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
- Positive or negative? That's the real is...
- Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
- Now that you mention it... I can't unsee...
- Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
- Is she actually drunk?
- Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
- Proper uses of the phrase up in this bit...
- Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
- I bet she doesn't mind, he doesn't have ...
- Comment to comic 3930 on 2016-09-11
- That's exactly what he said
- Comment to comic 4148 on 2016-09-11
- still infinitely longer than you've ever... ★3
- Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
- "Now i'll do it from the stairs" "NO, th...
- Comment to comic 56 on 2016-09-09
- More like "HOLY CRAP, ARE THOSE LEGS!?!"...
- Comment to comic 15 on 2016-09-09
- I came to pay my respects to the comic a... ★1
- Comment to comic 2320 on 2016-09-09
- You is
- Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09
- "That's why i'm so sad. I wanted to be t... ★1
- Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
- Dammit, why'd you shoot me in the chest?...
- Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
- "Why don't you get a closer look"
- Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
- I'm here to arrest you for false adverti...
- Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
- Why's the cop gettin off so easy? Looks ...
- Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
- "Sir, this is an abortion clinic."
- Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
- "They've got big dicks!" Puts hands 1 in... ★2
- Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
- Back when i was in middle school i was e...
- Comment to comic 573 on 2016-08-31
- I'll remember that for next time...
- Comment to comic 572 on 2016-08-31
- With the boob still in hand, of course ★2
- Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
- Spoonman, fresh tendrils, my wave - All ...
- Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
- That's disgusting, who wipes? HAHAHA i'm...
- Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
- Well that depends on what bathroom she's...
- Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
- Just imagine walking into a bathroom and... ★2
- Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
- No, i only seem like a genius because of...
- Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
- "Why are you eating toilet paper?" "So m... ★2
- Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
- That is fucked up... Who dies face first... ★1
- Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
- "She was my favorite dealer" ★4
- Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
- RIP as in really insensitive person ★4
- Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
- Nonsense. Just like my math
- Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
- But did you know that 5 out of 4 men in ...
- Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26
- "I choke myself every night, you bastard...
- Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
- Finally, a mugger that actually did some...
- Comment to comic 187 on 2016-08-23
- Who the hell favorited this?
- Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
- Today's just gonna be another day of peo...
- Comment to comic 60 on 2016-08-21
- And it only took you 11 years to be offe... ★4
- Comment to comic 51 on 2016-08-21
- The purple shirted eye stabber would've ...
- Comment to comic 50 on 2016-08-21
- cyanide ★1
- Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
- "God damnit dad. If you ever gave me an ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
- "God damnit, tall Justin, that's the ent... ★2
- Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
- "Sorry Glenn, there's a 1 inch minimum"
- Comment to comic 2977 on 2016-08-17
- What about Robobert?
- Comment to comic 2975 on 2016-08-17
- OH CRAP! His wiggly bone syndrome
- Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
- Looks like someone's hoping that sex off...
- Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14
- I was just thinking that
- Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14
- I think your explanation was more accura...
- Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14
- The lake doesn't have to have color to b... ★2
- Comment to comic 1901 on 2016-08-13
- who the hell is that guy, anyway? ★1
- Comment to comic 4320 on 2016-08-13
- "It's always the same thing, doc. It's a... ★11
- Comment to comic 2688 on 2016-08-13
- No, this is Patrick
- Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
- All jokes aside, I don't think that real... ★1
- Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
- If his anxiety really is that crippling,... ★3
- Comment to comic 346 on 2016-08-10
- Then how the hell did he hurt himself in...
- Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
- He's just reliving the moment that put h...
- Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-08
- Hellarious would've worked better
- Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
- Shouldn't she be at the olympics, catchi... ★1
- Comment to comic 3894 on 2016-08-05
- Cause I ain't messin with no broke nigga...
- Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
- Daddy's ho
- Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
- Also, I was referencing an older comic ★2
- Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
- That's what the 7th panel would be
- Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
- "Don't look so shocked, son. We went on ...
- Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
- That kid certainly is
- Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
- Blonde mustache cop would've arrested th...
- Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
- Yes, its a huge wonder why...
- Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
- I'm betting the lawyer's more disturbed ...
- Comment to comic 3699 on 2016-08-03
- This is werepenguin's kind of comic
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- I didn't even know he was old enough whe...
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- As long as you're not kaidkaid, everyone...
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- Any voice from ball fondlers would be mo...
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- Actually, it's pronounced barfday
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- Hey guys, check out my project! Https://...
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- Once he puts his icing on it it will be
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- Derek for the win
- Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
- "Check out the tiny dick on this idiot" ...
- Comment to comic 3694 on 2016-08-02
- This is basically how our comment sectio... ★2
- Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
- Godammit, what's the point of having a b...
- Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
- Thankfully I'm already on vacation, yet ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
- Well Now I Feel Stupid ★1
- Comment to comic 42 on 2016-08-01
- Trump used to be a democrat
- Comment to comic 41 on 2016-08-01
- It better have been salmon
- Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01
- If you say so
- Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
- Give me a break, I'm doing this on my ph...
- Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
- "Hey man, I still know that's a foam fin...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- Ignore my last comment. I forgot how stu...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- Dammit guys, what are you all still doin...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- No, never you. You've been here forever,...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- It finally worked! Everyone's leaving. J... ★1
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- it's more enjoyable than any news we get... ★1
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- Latest polls show that the difference in...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ★2
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- When was that? Just kidding, please don'...
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- LOUD NOISES! ★2
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- I don't know, that doesn't sound so safe...
- Comment to comic 4267 on 2016-07-31
- So they ran a smear campaign against it,...
- Comment to comic 4267 on 2016-07-31
- The short answer to why it is is because...
- Comment to comic 4266 on 2016-07-31
- Also, he never actually punched him in h...
- Comment to comic 4260 on 2016-07-31
- I don't remember the third panel being t... ★1
- Comment to comic 4257 on 2016-07-31
- But at least i'm not the one who's wet
- Comment to comic 4251 on 2016-07-31
- Oh yeah? But what's his completion %, TD... ★2
- Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
- On the bright side I came before Deathwi...
- Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
- Pretty much
- Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
- What I've learned this week at explosm- ...
- Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-29
- I was expecting this comic to be the one...
- Comment to comic 4015 on 2016-07-29
- "Bading"
- Comment to comic 4006 on 2016-07-29
- Twice
- Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
- I'm currently watching world's dumbest..... ★1
- Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
- I know they are. I'm just surprised ther...
- Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
- Since I couldn't think of an original jo...
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- That is the one problem with my name, th...
- Comment to comic 876 on 2016-07-27
- And hope the other guy is DEATHWING ★1
- Comment to comic 876 on 2016-07-27
- Why does everyone always try to kill the...
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- Looks like i made the right choice not c...
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- Shit, GTG
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- By now i hope you understand i was jokin...
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- Sorry I don't have enough time to keep t... ★2
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- sorry, everyone was hating on you and i ... ★2
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- I just realized what i should've said in... ★4
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- I remember a time when people left repli...
- Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
- "Mom. Dad. There's something I need to t... ★11
- Comment to comic 3422 on 2016-07-26
- I can't wait until this becomes an offic...
- Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
- You know, i was supposed to have my annu...
- Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
- Well, he did technically fix his problem...
- Comment to comic 168 on 2016-07-25
- The cop still represents how all cops ac...
- Comment to comic 1893 on 2016-07-25
- Then how does the owner know he's actual...
- Comment to comic 1885 on 2016-07-25
- Ma Ma Ma mum mum mum mummy mummy mama ma... ★1
- Comment to comic 1883 on 2016-07-25
- I was JUST about to post this, dammit
- Comment to comic 1882 on 2016-07-25
- *To steal
- Comment to comic 1882 on 2016-07-25
- Remember, if it's on your conscience, th...
- Comment to comic 1968 on 2016-07-25
- *Or your baby will come out the back ★2
- Comment to comic 1199 on 2016-07-24
- But the new guy still doesn't have finge...
- Comment to comic 657 on 2016-07-24
- But you can beat your girlfriend with a ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
- Yeah, that FELL apart quickly. That soun...
- Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
- Yeah, I wouldn't wanna fuck someone that...
- Comment to comic 2064 on 2016-07-23
- Yeah, stick that knife all the way up in...
- Comment to comic 3418 on 2016-07-23
- I'm dying sad, alone, and full of regret...
- Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-07-23
- If you really loved the dog then why are...
- Comment to comic 1146 on 2016-07-23
- But what does she need the jam for? To s... ★1
- Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
- The successful tip tip wasn't written in... ★1
- Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22
- Maybe she'd notice you if you carved it ...
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- And i hope you all understand this refer...
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- Oo la la, someone's gonna get laid in co...
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- The joke was this was wednesday's comic ... ★4
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- This one again? They've really taken rec... ★3
- Comment to comic 2000 on 2016-07-20
- But what about Assfirst Man?
- Comment to comic 2823 on 2016-07-20
- He's a wizard, now. He can kill him anyw...
- Comment to comic 1953 on 2016-07-20
- It's a segnado!
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- He wants to stab you with his boner
- Comment to comic 1804 on 2016-07-20
- But that sounds harrrrrrrrrd
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- Wow, look at that, there's finally more ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
- Wow! You actually did a good job. Just k...
- Comment to comic 3684 on 2016-07-18
- Like your sister...
- Comment to comic 798 on 2016-07-18
- HA HA! Me too
- Comment to comic 1277 on 2016-07-18
- It must be true! I read it in a comic!
- Comment to comic 2805 on 2016-07-18
- Just poke a hole in it before you give i...
- Comment to comic 2800 on 2016-07-18
- No, he caught you because you pulled ove... ★3
- Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
- *Cuntry ★1
- Comment to comic 3994 on 2016-07-16
- Those ARE his boobs! ★1
- Comment to comic 317 on 2016-07-16
- "I think he'll ask for a demonstration..... ★1
- Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
- And thats where fat guys come from
- Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
- It looks like he has a fucking nose. Sor...
- Comment to comic 434 on 2016-07-13
- That explains all this corn...
- Comment to comic 711 on 2016-07-13
- Remember kids, it's not rape if you're a... ★3
- Comment to comic 407 on 2016-07-13
- The guy in the car looks so happy to be ...
- Comment to comic 2283 on 2016-07-13
- I like my eggs like i like my sex... wit...
- Comment to comic 387 on 2016-07-13
- "Also, it's fatal"
- Comment to comic 1152 on 2016-07-13
- What do i know, i'm just a C & H comment...
- Comment to comic 1454 on 2016-07-12
- Weiners?! You went too far!
- Comment to comic 3568 on 2016-07-12
- Ah yes, back when i was your age... the ...
- Comment to comic 3557 on 2016-07-12
- dat amino-ASSid tho ★2
- Comment to comic 2953 on 2016-07-11
- Weird, usually homeless people are the o... ★22
- Comment to comic 2341 on 2016-07-11
- It looks like his dick is hanging out of... ★1
- Comment to comic 841 on 2016-07-10
- He technically never left though
- Comment to comic 805 on 2016-07-10
- why not zoidberg's? ★4
- Comment to comic 945 on 2016-07-09
- anymore ★1
- Comment to comic 936 on 2016-07-09
- What do you mean 'white paint?' Everythi...
- Comment to comic 1708 on 2016-07-09
- "He's getting his frosting on my cake!"
- Comment to comic 2610 on 2016-07-09
- "I'm really sorry to hear that, man. I w... ★2
- Comment to comic 2253 on 2016-07-09
- I DIDN'T BECOME A DOCTOR TO DEAL WITH YO... ★2
- Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
- Now all i can think about after reading ...
- Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-09
- Go back to what the kid in july 9th's co...
- Comment to comic 2409 on 2016-07-08
- Also, i took his severed thumb
- Comment to comic 2793 on 2016-07-07
- cliterally
- Comment to comic 3087 on 2016-07-07
- "This is why we stopped inviting you to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
- You're probably right, i doubt anyone wh...
- Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
- Looks like Noodle is goin for the commen...
- Comment to comic 3931 on 2016-07-06
- "Is it my turn to cum in yet" ★1
- Comment to comic 1636 on 2016-07-06
- And now you know where they get all thei...
- Comment to comic 437 on 2016-07-06
- Look at that, they're already in hell ★2
- Comment to comic 328 on 2016-07-06
- "It depends, do bald women turn you on" ★3
- Comment to comic 3652 on 2016-07-06
- He's clearly never read this comment sec...
- Comment to comic 3655 on 2016-07-06
- did someone say "fuck off?"
- Comment to comic 565 on 2016-07-06
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm going to hell...
- Comment to comic 3712 on 2016-07-06
- They also abuse the audience by forcing ...
- Comment to comic 4021 on 2016-07-06
- Part 5 cumming soon ★2
- Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-07-06
- Too bad everyone this year is the bad gu...
- Comment to comic 3455 on 2016-07-06
- Think of it as dying and never having to...
- Comment to comic 900 on 2016-07-05
- Yeah, 'glue'
- Comment to comic 3512 on 2016-07-05
- Also, shooting stars aren't actually sta... ★2
- Comment to comic 2310 on 2016-07-05
- Yes, i would like to eat more Healthiere...
- Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03
- I was expecting another im glad we're gu...
- Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-07-01
- That rude ass motherfucker... He never g... ★1
- Comment to comic 4153 on 2016-06-28
- Now that's a white christmas
- Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-06-27
- FIRST (comment that hasn't been eradicat...
- Comment to comic 2172 on 2016-06-27
- Actually it does make sense, it just doe... ★3
- Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-25
- At least green shirt is getting his in t... ★1
- Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-24
- this is why i never used to leave commen...
- Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-24
- first of all, i'm a conservative and sec...
- Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-24
- I'm pretty sure this could be considered...
- Comment to comic 2524 on 2016-06-19
- A + P + I + L + E + O + F + S + H + I + ...