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Noodle (Real AF): 3447 comments (2016-06-28 – 2019-06-11) to 347 comics
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Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11: Smash Bros ? ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11: -BIES! ★4
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11: >I killed Noodle Are you sure about that... ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11: I'm never happy. Wait, I was channeling ... ★1
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11: See you, space cowboy. ★2
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10: No, no, you have to say "first" first! F... ★3
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10: Hey, we all know that recycling old pane... ★5
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10: I was about to say the same thing! Eyyo!...
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10: ba-dum-tssss ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10: Ah yes, the same answer North Koreans gi... ★5
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05: Ghey!
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05: Yeah, we dig. ★2
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05: Not always. Cupid was originally based o... ★4
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05: Add some NaCl and he'd be a salt and bat... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05: Pretty sure I was here before you. ★3
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05: That pun is bad and you should feel bad.... ★4
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05: No, don't! I always love having my fans ... ★2
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05: Hi! Has much happened while I was gone? ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05: I'm baaaaaaaack... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: Bad day?
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: Didn't Muslims invent algebra, though?
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: We'd all love to, kid. Flamewar intensif... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: Nope, you fail the class forever. ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: >Implying most people write their math p...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: I can see that you're a result of said e... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: ...Okay, is someone going to turn this i...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: We're in the 301+ club! Wait, wrong site...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Sunshine in a bag? ★6
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: See my reply above.
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: That was just an April Fool's Day prank....
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: I should have clarified that I meant Pla... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: * Dumb and Dumber To
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Too real, man. ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Actually, if you watch Jacksfilms, he do... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Hey, babe, are you garlic bread? Because... ★3
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Good one. ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: "Alexa, will you marry me?" "I'm flatter... ★2
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: That's harsh.
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: That's also harsh.
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: >Mr. Johnson grabs me with his powerful ... ★3
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: What the hell are you doing with your pe... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Saganite, no...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Hey, babe. I lost my dick. Can I have yo... ★3
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: Or the people in Blubburbs . Wait, nobod...
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26: If you were a real Gorillaz fan, you'd k... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25: Here, lemme fix it. "Hey, baby! Are you ... ★4
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: The Paheal site is bad, yeah, but Rule34... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: Bet he'd love that. ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: Hey, it's my job to make the music jokes... ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: You must be fun at parties. ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25: I think the real twist is that Johnson i... ★4
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Oh my god, my father is Robert Downey Ju... ★3
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: You mean the ones with Charlie Chaplin? ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Eh, to be fair, the lead singer of Poiso... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Thank you, Pino! At least somebody under...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: You must have missed the part that showe...
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: But what about the Dream Police? https:/... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: He's also in Green Shirt's ass. ★3
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: ...your mom? ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: You call this modern-day country? "Every... ★1
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: Alternately: "That looks rather painful.... ★4
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24: That looks rather painful. I mean, every... ★5
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: You say that he's off his meds, but cons... ★4
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Nice! ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: DCW already?
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Yep. If nothing else, Jane Fonda was hot... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Holy hell, how did I miss everyone here ... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: And apparently, he also liked your comme...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Correct location, correct o'clock. ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: Sorry, I've been watching a lot of YGS r...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: Both could be applicable, since they're ...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: Love the Gorillas: https://www.youtube.c...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: By far not the first time. ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Indeed. They stopped trying to get into ...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Those aren't censored, though. At least ...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Let's not censor anything. #NudistAndPro... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Nah, they just swapped it for a Japanese...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Hey, you try fitting the word "Censored"...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Your face isn't. ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: You should watch the 1968 sci-fi movie B... ★2
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Explosm is an equal opportunity company ... ★15
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Thanks, America. ★7
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Even clearer than a white T-shirt on a r... ★5
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: You may think you're funny, but some blo...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Also, how in Murdoc's name was I first?
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28: Is it social commentary day already?
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: You need to look for older technology. F... ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: *Two *they're *dicks
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: *I'm
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: I still swear that another muppet was in... ★3
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: Now that is a lie. It will have been eat...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: Seriously?! I want to believe that, but ...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: This is a case where "long" is both a pr... ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: That's easy. All you have to do is buy a... ★2
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Phony?
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Thanks.
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: When even a woman shows up in the line.....
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: Or those of us Wayne's World fans who re... ★2
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: Seriously, I want to know how to get tha... ★2
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: Insincere and happy. ★1
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: Twice.
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: You're l8, m8, but your pun's still gr8....
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: This must have been really easy to draw.... ★6
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26: Ooh, bad news. You'll be stuck with Murd... ★1
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26: Thank you. I'm prepared to shower you wi...
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25: It’s gonna rain... and he’s aroused by i...
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25: Wow, same shirt color and everything. ★2
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25: "Yes, but I don't see how that's relevan... ★5
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25: You were clearly gone with the self of t... ★2
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25: Dave, methinks urine desperate need of m... ★4
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25: It’s probably the glasses. I was wearing...
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-24: "IT'S GON' RAIN!"
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: Does Kris still use that?
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: Is it Mr. Period? http://explosm.net/com...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: Thanks.
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: Pfft. If you knew anything about Gorilla... ★1
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: Or text, or tweet, or Tumbl... seriously...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obHlN2K7...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: If he wants the gay to stay, he has to s... ★3
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24: I hope so, too. We're not really doing a...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: G'way.
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Too late. He's already found your addres...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: But what about Jack's films? >:D
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Especially since only one person showed ... ★7
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Wouldn't that be talking about Fight Clu...
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: silent
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27: It's a little weird, I will admit. I mea...
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27: It doesn't help that Johnson's uncle is ... ★5
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27: Once upon a time, there was light in my ... ★6
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25: Fact: If Net Neutrality is killed, then ... ★2
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: Okay, guys. Let's just calm down and lis... ★1
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Nice link, but I have a better one: http...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: "When will God's plan be over?" "It's ne... ★6
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: What, American culture?
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Ah, but the question now has to be posed... ★4
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: She's a super freak, super freak, she's ...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: I think the real question is, what would...
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14: Ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy.
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I don't think they had photography back ... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I just remembered, wasn't there a guy he...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Oh, that! Yeah, my pet clam has been get... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I was talking about that massive camelto...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' every...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I feel like God wanted them to eat the f...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14: I mean. Flat-Earth theorists exist. We'r... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Incest, pedophilia, unwarranted murder, ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: >implying that we aren't all virgins ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Releva--holy crap, Jackie? You, uh, look... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/420/... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: WHEN A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN LOVES A W... ★2
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Is an icon that lewd even allowed on thi...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: At least the reason he has no belly butt... ★4
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: On the seventh day, the writers rest. Du... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Hi, Donald.
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: I didn't know that shading automatically...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Nice Bible quote. I have a better one: E...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Heh. "Coming."
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Lilith was also the first feminist, I be...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Whalecum back.
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Also, I'm pretty sure that the other wom...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: Is DCW over? Phew, okay... Anyway, "she'...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Is there really such a thing as a fair-w... ★2
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05: Oh, boy, a new com-- Depressing Comic We... ★1
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: I'm feeling unoriginal today, so... [Ins... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-05: I don't support abortion. That doesn't m...
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: Or pull a Lisbeth Scalander, where you l... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: And he's out of his body. Out of body fr...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: I don't usually support abortion, unless... ★3
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Who the hell upvoted your comment?
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Hi, Scathing Editorial Commenter.
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: Well, that was a dick move. ★1
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: Never again. ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: On the comic: I'm 69% sure that the bear... ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: It's highly recommended that you do not ... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: You visit Derpibooru, too? O_o
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: Your mane? I know from the show that you...
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: I would still go trick-or-treating, but ... ★6
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30: YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO! ★4
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30: Wasn't there a comic just like that? ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Nice! Also, I love Suspiria . And not ju... ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: This booty? https://cdn.discordapp.com/a... ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: I like these, heh. ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: Wow, you're like the new MGW of fan comi... ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: See, the problem is that they were all w...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23: Opinions! ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Me--wait, you're not Pinkie Pie! Where's...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Here I go again on my own Going down the... ★3
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: I never thought I'd see the day when Exp...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: I thought it was pronounced "Aaaaarrrrrr... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: "She made me kill myself... Come on! Com... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Yep. But where's his mom during all this...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Search your feelings; you know it to be ... ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: He's... um... quite the young-looking ei...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: This again?
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: The Dave face is back!
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: So it's reverse Darth Vader, then?
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: I think Curly's name came from someone s...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: Sick burn.
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: Whichever you find funnier, I guess. As ... ★2
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: >Japanese And watch the Three Stooges so...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: So that explains "Fine" art, but what ab... ★3
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Aw, man, I forgot about Chris. :( Anyway...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Maybe he was too hardcore for this world...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: I don't like bacon, though. :o ★1
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: Hold on, Zack de la Rocha isn't dead.
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17: That doesn't look anything like Dave Gro... ★1
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08: You can tell it's Trump because of the l...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: I can get up to 1,000 characters by doin...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: "Least funniest" doesn't make any sense....
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Sorry, you must be thinking about your e... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: But they look cool that way. Make you lo...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Someone else!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: http://explosm.net/comics/4559/ http://e... ★2
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Finally, someone let me out of my cage!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Do you just randomly appear in the comme... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Beat you to it. ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Donald Duck? ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: That's the least funny thing I've read s...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Uh, no. Adam Lambert is just touring wit...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: 2D grew his head back after this. https:...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: But what about Fruit Week?
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: I got sunshine in a bag. ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: ...Oh, come on. Your comment wasn't even...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: Hi! Constant touring for the Humanz has ...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: ...Check, please! ★2
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: I think we're all time lords thanks to t...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: Obvious reference in 3... 2... 1... Hell... ★8
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: G'way. ★5
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: You do, eh? :D
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-03: I was a child supersoldier who has defea...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: But The System is an entirely different ...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Your family is further from normal than ... ★3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I know who all of those are. I also know...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I would say, "Pop-Up Book Week," but Kri...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I think looking at your icon made me add... ★2
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: What about testicles?
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Dat profile pic, tho.
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Fun fact: That comic was published a few...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: Well, that joke went right over your hea...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Yeah. :( The fact that Al continued with...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: I... I haven't been a child for years, b...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: I can tell, because you didn't put a til...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Maybe you guys should find the root of t... ★2
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: *I'm just asking questions! ★1
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: My mom is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Or does it? It could just be a conspirac... ★3
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: 9/10 Didn't mention the Illuminati or th...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Everything you know is wrong Black is wh... ★2
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Why the Jews? Why do we never blame any ...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: I forgot, did he start with that style o...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: It's the shadow from my smile. And also,...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Suspiciously specific denial.
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: You can't spell Noodle without "nood." N... ★3
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Your theory might actually hold some wei...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Your mom's chest is flat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: " ChaseK is fake news. Sad! Now someone ...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Soooo... how do you explain solar eclips...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: I am a cartoon.
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Step 5. Release it as a career-killing s...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30: Come on, I thought we all agreed that I'...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30: (I know, was joke.)
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30: Nah, I think the porn name would just be...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Why nut both?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: I preferred it because it was artistical...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: ...My comment was 24 minutes ago. Yours ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: [Insert "Ow, My Dick" guy here.]
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: LOL, I never knew why it was called GIMP...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: I don't think that was one of the lyrics...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: ...judgmental dick. ★3
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: What, like those creepy Old Navy ones? N...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: That would just be a waste of good food....
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Whatever you're into, I guess.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: There's Western hentai?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Ha! I make obscure music references that...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: They would be upset at you for spilling ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Just don't spit on their graves, otherwi...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Sorry, I'm here! Damn traffic was held u... ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: I wonder what this button does. ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Ha! GAAAAAAAAAYYY!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Racist!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: It's part of the hit new porno, The Usua...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: According to PinoBatch, it was actually ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Judging from the position of the pixelat... ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: To be fair, the man was 91 years old. He...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: I didn't know that eyes could projectile...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: And the pussies.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Maybe it's his signature. Or maybe it's ... ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: "Non-lewd"? That s yay t is lewder than ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: My face looks like a face.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: You can resize an image using Potatochop...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: Like a virgin? Touched for the very firs...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: There is. Some creeps think they can mak...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: He has baby hands. Also, your icon is re...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: OH SNAP!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Your mom should be illegal! I'm sorry, t... ★3
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: In the rare instance when it's not censo... ★4
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Yeah, with how little is often censored,...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Is that "I like you" or "I lick you"?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: To be honest, I still don't get it. Peop... ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: You want to be the boy band that did the...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Meh, fake. You're not pixelated.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Man, f yay k white people. Whitey ruined...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Why not both?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: I've seen hairy ones that are also censo...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: It's okay. Being second isn't any shame.... ★8
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: That always bugged me, TBH. Why are the ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: LOL, not even. ;) ★2
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: True. At least our Murdoc has never endo...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: Uh... that may be how dentists do that i...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: But what about Aidscancer?
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: I thought that was just one of your eyes...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: What is "quaque"? Can that word be found...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: Whoops, we accidentally gave him the pla... ★3
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: That One Random Guy later died of anus b...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: That watermark gave me seizures.
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: That looks painful. Maybe that doctor's ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Oh. To be honest, I'd rather that not ha...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I meant Edd Gould, creator of Eddsworld ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Some of them do want to install somethin...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Oh, so you're the executive of a big bus...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Patreon is actually a useful site for co...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: No, no, it's "First!" and then "Gay!"
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Speak for yourself. Piracy has made it h...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: The edginess is strong with this one.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Edd? Is that you?
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Oh, except for Pivot. And Discord. And K...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Cupcakes don't have genders. Unless they...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: "A hero directly supports the content th...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: And this is good why?
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Since when do pigeons know how to type?
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: You aren't the real Drumpf. Too self-awa... ★5
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Unless they're only supporting it ironic...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: User #74967's milkshake brings all the b...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Now, now, let's not support The Emoji Mo... ★4
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: The Internet seems to want everything fr...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: We're talking about superfast jellyfish,...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: They've all been hit by trains, anyway.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Period! http://explosm.net/comics/1317/
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Because you'd never know how to shut you... ★1
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: FU.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: I see. So Kermit has a fetish for narcis...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: "Talk to me." "Roger that! Roger that!"
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: I wouldn't know. I've long since lost tr...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: I lied. I'm actually Cyborg Noodle. Beep...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: In Galaxy Quest , the aliens are humanoi...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Okay, you've got to be Murdoc. I don't t...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: I mean. I did show my panties a while ba...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Kermit has pubic hair?!
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Does Superman even have a dick? We have ...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: ...Something tells me you're not the rea...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17: Toochi? What are you doing, commenting o...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Unfortunately, "Thank god for farts" is ... ★2
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Is your dog a fan of 2 Girls, 1 Cup?
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: I can still here you saying you will nev...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Jackie! Where did your icon go?
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Calling this a ripoff of that is like ca...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Why doesn't he just instruct the dog to ...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: I didn't know that jizz and pee were int...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Good point. So I guess Tequila and Bonet...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Dat precise aim, tho!
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04: Depressing Comic Year. Minus the "comic.... ★1
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04: Wow. Kris' comics have really... gone de...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: The White man always ties to take everyt... ★2
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: You mean my video upload schedule?
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: Russel the Gorilla? You mean my drummer?...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: It's still shitty that you were banned, ...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: Test. -icle!
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: She's still alive! I've been in communic... ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: Lovely. Oh, and I came back because my l...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: Ctrl+C4 yourself. ★4
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02: I might or might not be back. If I haven... ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: Well, I'm kind of back, but knowing how ...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: Because too many of them are basing thei... ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: ...I'm sorry, but thanks to my love of o... ★3
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: I think that is the current BSoD.
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: I'm so tired that I leave out critical w...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: I would think of a comment for today's c...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Crusty Cheeto. ★2
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: This isn't a typical Dave face... It's t...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: It would have been funnier if you specif...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Noodle's Joke of the Day! The comments s... ★4
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: Dante's Infartno? ★2
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: So... God Week? Also, does that fart sme... ★10
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: Okay, so it doesn't light up the room wh... ★6
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18: It looks as though he is a bowling ball....
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18: Do I spy a Dave face in the last panel?
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: Does he create these pictures with Adobe... ★6
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: ...Every comment below mine is first--da... ★1
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: The internet keeps going down for me, to...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ★2
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Whoa, that icon though.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Matt left to write his own webcomic whic...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: I'm a mother-lover, you're a mother love... ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: *you're
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Dave: Kris! I'm stuck on an idea for the... ★15
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Now why's that? He did what the teacher ...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: takes a bow Grade does seem to use those...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Hey, the purple clan are the best.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: I see that the kid is in the GradeAUnder... ★4
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Level 69. Actually, truth be told, I hav...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Are you talking to me or Judgmental Dick...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: "Sir, I asked for my wound to be treated...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Dude, I've dealt with things worse than ...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: Eh, I prefer Comfortably Numb.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: That's my least favorite Pink Floyd song...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Hey, with as many people comparing this ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Don't forget cat-grabbing.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Agreed.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Hey, I change mine frequently.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Yep, I am. Occasionally.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: *Fire_Mutt *I'm Very Angry It's Not Butt...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Wow, I'm higher than MGW? That's surpris...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: I'm a good poster? That's surprising.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: How are we supposed to take someone with...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: *were
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: That's hard to say. I mean, Anita Sarkee...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Ouch!
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Yeah, and?
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Ah, the Pokemon waifu that everyone got ... ★2
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Technically, it's androgynous.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Truth!
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Fire_Mutt wasn't.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: As Deathwing should have proven by now, ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: This is bait. And you're aren't a master... ★3
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Your hair is fake. ★2
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Trumpcare? More like Trump Doesn't Care!... ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Okay, the doctors in this universe seem ... ★3
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: I think it was also done by Explosm a wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: Is that still relevant, though? I rememb... ★2
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: It's like reverse 2 Girls 1 Cup. Yep, in... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: Stop being such an anus, Walt.
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: Just ask PewDiePie and the Wall Street J...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: Ow! Ugh, geez! My account's no longer po...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: No, in yours . ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Are you saying that purple-haired Asian ... ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Nah, Cyborg Noodle would type in all bol...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: I'm the other purple one here.
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Well, it's kind of a long story, but I'l... ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: I close my eyes Only for a moment, and t... ★2
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: *Drumpf ★3
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Sad. ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: The genie grants your first two wishes, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Nope.
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: It isn't anymore. See yesterday's comic....
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: ...I just saw your icon. Oh god, don't t...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Jennie's got a gun? ★1
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: ...Wha? Genius... genie anus... okay, no... ★4
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: I didn't know that genies could be moles... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: I will never give that faker who shares ... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: It is a glaring mistake for the writers ...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: I am leaking oil. This sometimes happens... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: BrrrrrrZZZT. shuts down
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: You are inappropriate. Prepare to meet y... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: Murdoc has been spreading misinformation... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: They changed it.
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: Calling people hos is problematic. You m...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: It is spelled "Orlis" in one place, bur ... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: "An guest comic. Your grammar is atrocio... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: The illustrators of Cyanide and Happines... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: "April Foos" sounds like a Foo Fighters ...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: Herr Drumpf is an oversized blonde Oompa... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: This pump-action shotgun aimed at your h... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: I support you and your crusades as presi... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: I powered down and recharged. The punchl... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01: Holiday does not compute. Does not compu... ★2
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01: Punchline deemed not suitable. You will ... ★3
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01: Attention to all users on Explosm.net. T... ★2
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-01: I'm thinking of changing mine, soon. Pro...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-01: Do you want a side of noodles?
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-01: Thanks, Obama!
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Make my day.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Looking forward to their April Fools' Da...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Nothing is impossible. If a PG rated mov... ★1
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: We need one. I really want to see their ...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: I blame Walter. A lot of the older shitp...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: I don't.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: RESSURECTION. Wait, no... God dammit, Dr... ★1
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: How did I forget about that comic? :P
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: You'll just have to settle for a Merry F...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfuc...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Yeah, well you're a thoughtcriminal!
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Let's hope Murdoc never gets his metapho...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Pansexual? ★1
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: "And I honestly can't think of a single ...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: They really are. Vore is disturbing.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: I think you're more clueless than 1995 h...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: God dammit, Trump. ★1
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: How do you know they aren't? Are you say... ★2
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Would you succ a bus? https://www.youtub...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Is that why your username changed?
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: ...Gods dammit, CB.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: America sucks and so do you. ★3
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-03-31: ...Is it wrong that I first misread that... ★11
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: A week dedicated to the world's greatest... ★2
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: takes a bow Also, remember: If you don't...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: He sure is. I'm glad he's gotten his lif...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: To quote Tom, "You know it's a TomSka sk...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: *you're I agree with you, but it undermi... ★5
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: "I wish for infinite wishes!" "You can't... ★3
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: Nice gimmick.
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: P fft, wh a t ca n I s ay? G e niuses li... ★4
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Well, we were just talking about Twiligh...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: You're mangled and retarded looking! ★1
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: " I'm it! I am it! " http://explosm.net/... ★4
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: G ood g a me, m y man. ★7
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: *onomatopoeia ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: The twist is that both links are actuall...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: I will finish... what you started.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: Finally, something we agree on, JD.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: You're worthless!
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: Now playing in EyeMax 3D.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: What a twist!
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: No head is, either. ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27: Seconded!
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Hey, if you don't like the cat, give him...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Hey, maybe if we chant loud enough, he'l...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: I'm back. Unless a horrible accident tak...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26: Don't call my name, Alejandro. ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26: I could eat a peach for hours.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: How do we know that TGITG didn't encount...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: But it's also pedophilia...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: But you also can't say yes, so...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7lCZbjv...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: Hey, if you have the legs for it, you ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: Hey, as long as Walter isn't last, we're... ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-25: Why, thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it....
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: Maybe I should have put a rickroll there...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: Still better than IT.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: Please don't.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: Because eww. ★2
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: Not the bees! ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: Odd how it went from disturbing to heart...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: Party time! Party time! Everybody feelin...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: It's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club S... ★7
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ★1
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: We're back, baby! https://www.youtube.co... ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: Because baby goats are adorable. ★1
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: The schmiggity, presumably.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: I'm pretty sure kink shaming is okay whe...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: Because we get shorts instead.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Magic. You can only learn if you join th...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Same. I'm not used to seeing him without...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: We did get a new short, at least.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Magic.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: It's a release. Moving to the music is o...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: How is the baby still sitting upright wh...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: http://explosm.net/comics/1600/
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: You won't get the pleasure of being last... ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: *joke *Today's
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Faker. You aren't the real Trump. I'm su...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPK...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: I remember when I used to post a lot of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: They all look the same to me.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Who upvoted this?!
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: I love it.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: THX? As in the company with the loudest ...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: NAH. ★1
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Get a girlfriend? BAAM! Murdoc is sleepi... ★4
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: You're back?! Holy crap! ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: "Whose baby corpse is that?" "Oh, that's... ★2
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Nah, they aren't. They're just the more ... ★1
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQ...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Maybe they should get Dr. Baby to give h... ★4
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21: Hey, I don't like Trump either, but leav... ★6
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21: Don't worry. .38 Special made an instruc... ★3
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Callback! Now all we need is Kris to mak... ★6
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: People who think man-spreading is a prob... ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: ...NS? ★6
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: Oh, hey, you're back! Nice to hear from ...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: Babymetal is awesome. :D
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: A. That was the joke. B. Of course they ...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: Heroine, with or without the second E?
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: TOO. SOON.
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: Topical skin cream?
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: Replace "video games" with "metal," and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Search the comments here: http://explosm... ★1
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: I wish I could come back. Sadly, I am no... ★1
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: I should have never created the Skype gr... ★1
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Motherfucking fuck I was too late. And n... ★1
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Enough is enough! I have had it with the... ★9
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-18: This guy knows what's up.
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-18: Hah, well, I'm glad to hear it, though I...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: Ugh, can't a demon just finish her drink... ★3
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: You are someone else, I am still right h...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: Also, why "gosh darn it"? Are you censor...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: Rimjob--I mean rimshot! ★2
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: Well, it's about time he showed up again...
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: Well, TTG is certainly made by douchebag... ★1
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: You forgot to mention Soylent Green bein... ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10: Russel Hobbs? Jimmy Russel?
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Pumpkins? ★3
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: No, thanks.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Ahoy! A fruit-related comic that actuall... ★2
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01: Do you dare question Simon? Don't you kn...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01: Hey, those are the rules! It's clearly B...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01: You are imposter. Fake C&H. Sad. ★2
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: Nah. Why? You got any?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: Thanks. I went for a classic look with t...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: I first saw the statue featured in the v...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Ew...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Did you see that statue?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: But still no Dragonome or Fire_Mutt...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Nice to see that One Hecker of a Show ha... ★5
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: This statue says otherwise. (Slightly NS... ★5
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: Indeed I do, my dear draconian.
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: What, you mean the song that Led Zeppeli...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: Fun fact: The band Queen's logo is made ...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: WHY ARE YOU DONALD TRUMP? ★2
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-26: Apparently, Brandon Lee from The Crow do... ★5
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-26: Sick burn. ★3
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-25: I've been here all along. I just haven't...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-25: Always cancer with you guys, isn't it? W... ★5
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Now I feel like I should start quoting M...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: That makes some sense, though more with ...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: I like hot chili. I eat that regardless ...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: What can I say? It's delicious.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Adorable. Also, why does "laugh" also rh...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: That still doesn't explain the lack of c...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: “ It's okay when it's in a three-way! ” ... ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Peanut butter Oreo.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Interstella 5555 is better anyway.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Or that one Pixar movie that ripped both...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: I don't have any parents. (As far as I k...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Yeah, that could be it. Me, I like ice c...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Hey--oh wait, never mind. You said "nood...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: I sometimes wonder if we put too much th... ★4
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: Icy what you did there. ★3
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: Because ice cream is delicious regardles... ★6
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: Maybe it was already melting before they...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: I guess you could say that they got... i... ★3
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: Like the Karma Chameleon? ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Didn't C&H already do that joke? http://... ★4
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: They've had way better songs, believe me...
Comment to comic 3917 on 2017-02-01: Holy crap! It's the same father and son ...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: ...Holy crap, I didn't even intend to ma...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Poodle?
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: All three feature knives, I guess.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Your bitch-ass linked comic makes me fri... ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Holy crap! A clickbait link... for a son...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: New? I noticed it a few days ago.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Most are trash to begin with.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Do I have to sing it? Fine... You spin m... ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: NO CAPES! ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: You have a sharp eye for details. Seriou... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Thanks for spreading the word, Pino!
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: The band that did "More Than Words"?
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Was it? I figured that more people would...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Oh yeah, I guess I should have mentioned...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: I may when I get the chance.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Yeah, I'm the music nerd among the comme... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: That was actually a touching tribute. Th...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: You'd think nostalgia would reign suprem...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Why did Gary Larsen cross the road? To g... ★5
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Unless he was thinking about eating his ... ★4
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Aren't we all, though? (Seriously, Damon...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: I think it was some sort of Pro Tools pl...
Comment to comic 1939 on 2017-02-01: Damn, I was hoping he'd actually turn ou... ★1
Comment to comic 2597 on 2017-02-01: Hooray! He's still dead!
Comment to comic 3357 on 2017-02-01: ...I just now got that. O_o
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Though people in the musical theatre com...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: ...do it. Make an "Explain C&H" wiki. Ev...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Ever notice that that song is basically ...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: He doesn't care about his other children... ★2
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Please don't. I much prefer this Black S... ★5
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: He did Nazi that mistake until it was to... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Well, hallelujah money, I guess. Or mayb...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Windmill, windmill for the land Turn for... ★6
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: ...I got it. It's a voodoo dick. Whateve... ★2
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: I can't tell, is it a dildo or Blue's di... ★1
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: TGITG did 9/11? ★2
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: And scurvy!
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Wait, crap. I missed this plan. Shows wh...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Black Star. ★4
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Then you'd be like quadruple dead. ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Hey! Not all of his comics were about ca... ★3
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Why should I? Because some random racist... ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: I would suggest a C&H drinking game wher...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: More like dickface. ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: This comment is so historically inaccura... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: She put a bag on my head--still counts!
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: I have to disagree. ★4
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: What about P.S.E.S.? ★3
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Using your comments for good, I see.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: If you're God, then I think I prefer Sat... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Dig the new icon, SS.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: And we can add homophobia to your list o... ★3
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: At least Hi-kick doesn't claim to be shi...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: This comic is so unfunny that I am once ...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: This is implying that he started drinkin...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: She left him for a better guy, and he dr...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: That's odd because Trent Reznor included... ★1
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: I'm pretty sure the last part isn't in t...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Ha ha, you couldn't fit the entire copyp...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Ouch... Speaking of which, I may change ...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Bow down before the one you serve You're... ★3
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: He likely needed to B A better worker. W... ★3
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: .-- . .----. .-. . / -. --- / ... - .-. ...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: .- .--. .--. .- .-. . -. - .-.. -.-- --....
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: There is nothing that indicates that, th...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: Well, he's not technically a doctor. He'...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: Well, that's one way of getting him stif... ★5
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25: @Black Star: That just sounds like a dum...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: And adding sexism to the list of things ... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: He hasn't said "You're fired" or "Grab '... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: I think "Black Hole" would be a better n... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: For someone with a lot of wisdom, you su...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: I'm sure Black Star doesn't feel that wa...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: I ship it. ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: You mean you're about to leave? Good! Fi... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: "Bowiehood" is a thing now. :D
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: You're not fooling anyone, Pence. ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: Gr9 b9, m9. I r9 9/9. ★4
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: "The MotherShip is arriving"? When did t... ★3
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: I was right!
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: Ha! I was right!
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: This reminds me: Any bets on whether Soo... ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: It's graphite.
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: And I will continue to enlighten those w...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: So you frequently talk about extinct bir...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: The last time I checked, you can't shoot...
Comment to comic 1787 on 2017-01-23: bam -bam-bam-bam- bam -bam-bam-bam- bam ... ★2
Comment to comic 3961 on 2017-01-23: >2016 >still using "autistic" as an insu... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: L-lewd... But yeah, that comes up more i...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Indeed. That or my autocorrect is nasty....
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: I wood like to commend you. Your puns ha... ★5
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: I didn't know that the dodos died from s... ★6
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: If you join the Skype group, I will send...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Thanks for the info! I didn't know that....
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Ha! Good one. I was also talking about t...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: You're not a god, you putz.
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Yeah, it does. It makes me think that yo... ★5
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: At least according to Gorillaz fans who ... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: I doubt I was as annoying as certain peo... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: So the complete list is, "Shit, piss, fu... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Still, the fact that you managed to repo... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Now I find that funny because racial pur... ★6
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: This × 1,000. ★4
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: I smell selfcest... ★2
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: "We're Jehovah's Witnesses!" "Wow! So yo... ★3
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: I think I might tell Murdoc to knock him... ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: He's alive!
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: Late; JA beat you.
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: You mean Uranus?
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: But what about the whenwolves and whywol... ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: His name reminds me of the last Bowie al...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: I don't think it's the same guy, unless ...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: He pulled it out of his ass.
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: At least eclipse his mustache well. ★4
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Maybe he isn't trying and that's just ho...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Yes. ★1
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Did you factor in Earth's gravitational ...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Please, no political comments. I get rem...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: "Hit be baby"?
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Classic!
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: "...It's behind me, isn't it?"
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: That's what I was wondering, too! By the...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Now what did the moon ever do to you? Al... ★2
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: https://join.skype.com/MfVzgQavFE2H
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: I only know about them because of you. S...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: You're shoot them with Nerf Blowdarts, r...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: I did. I mentioned it in the Skype group...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: That icon, though. Is that pee under him... ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: http://explosm.net/comics/4350/ ★3
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: If you're still on the Titanic , there's... ★2
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Literally!
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: How does it feel To be on your own With ... ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: SON OF A BITCH GIMME A DRINK https://www... ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: Do I need to ask how?
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: Cat?
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: "Noone wants to fight a naked guy!" Unle... ★3
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Lieutenant Obvious is a chick?
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: They didn't even need a gun for that! ht...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Don't hurt me, no more.
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: I would make a pun about a strawman fall...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Nah. I'm not very good at drawing or mak...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Okay, this revelation is so WTF that I f...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: No, no, no. The line is, "Why did the pe... ★6
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: @lL: You know what would be funny? If Hi...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: ...Wow, screw you too, blue. >:(
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: It's bound to be better than the other K...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Thanks for the thoughtful comment! :3 ★1
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: *eight And they're reindeer for him.
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: He's both, actually. https://en.wikipedi...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: @LO: Indeed he is. There is hope for him...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: I prefer "Started as a Baby," anyway. ht...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Because as stated above, I still have fa...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Are you implying that all dogs look the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-18: Yes, I am! I wish Damon would finish mas...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-18: You mean NoodIe? Hint: The first I in hi...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Wow, Hi-kick is actually redeeming himse...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: We're having a gay old time down here, a...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: The twist is that this actually takes pl...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Yeah, sugar. That's what you think they'... ★2
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: It is in the C&H universe.
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Because as we all know Canadians never d...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: He can't. He's just talking to himself i...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: This is the second dog-related comic in ... ★1
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Enough with the bleach references. There...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Hermione Greyhound?
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: No, nobody likes cats enough to make a w... ★2
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: People. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... ★2
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Damn, I got twiced. Why was it that I re...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Apart from Terminator 2 and Tron: Legacy...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: January 24, 2015. http://explosm.net/com...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Not even PSES reborn?
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Damn, you beat me to it.
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Not even PSES Reborn?
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Hi, Matt.
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15: Hmm, will these two join the list of C&H... ★5
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Best pun I've seen in this strip's comme... ★1
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: The man behind the mask? https://www.you... ★1
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Pretty much. I mean, I would rather not ...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Funny how people frequently make fun of ... ★2
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Or just skip the pretense and call it wh...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Oh, disgusting! Now I hate you again. >:...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Ouch... His poor ass! Also, another bad ...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15: Because English is weird.
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15: So that's why Hi-kick is so messed up! H... ★3
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15: Just keep Michael Bay away from it and w... ★1
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15: Okay, are there any old commenters that ...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: For the sake of my desire to give you cr...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: *they're
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: Not as active as I should be.
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: Hey, just FYI, the watermark at the bott...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: Interesting.
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: Face... off .
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: Hey! The '94 one was good in a dumb sort... ★2
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Why do you think we've had three movies ...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Well, it was always dripping with fluids...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: http://explosm.net/comics/3417/ http://e... ★2
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Pinobach: Not to be confused with Pinobe... ★4
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: In Hi-kick's comments, specifically. ★11
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: I want to take his face... off . ★1
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Don't you think? It's like raaiiiaaaaaaa... ★2
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVgXGw_X...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: So that must be how Hi-kick's face got s...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Okay, this makes how many times that Cya...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: There's also the darker blue badges like...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: Having made a quick search on Google, I ...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: Your name isn't "the site."
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: I would, but I can't possibly think of a...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: And something, something, Illuminati.
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: That's how you do it not. Imagine a paus...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: Not even close.
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: I don't know. I like you.
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: Wait, crap, I missed this comment below....
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: You have to change your name now to red4... ★1
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: I'm not saying I have all of those drugs...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: It's a shortening of "though." Either th...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: I don't think she's consenting, judging ...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: Nope, it isn't just you. I think the sit... ★2
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: We're working on it! Be patient!
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: At least I resorted to memory from the t...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: I forgot about snow!
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-09: Let's see... There's also sacrament (LSD... ★3
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-09: Soothsayer, Stain, and Sad Stickman? On ... ★2
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: And your father smelt of elderberries! ★1
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Wow.
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Poor Matt. Especially since I was actual...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: I'm a mother father gentleman! (God, I h...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Wow, everything I ever knew about this c...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Who censors "heck"? Is "heck" the gatewa...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Whaaa?! PSES, how did you do that?!
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Thanks, PB!
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: That's bloody rich coming from you. ★1
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Hmm, I'll try that out once I get on my ...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Hmm, you'll have to explain it to me. (I...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: Yeah, I shared it with them once it came...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09: I miss those...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07: Hey, a letter that's capitalized for no ... ★1
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07: Social Justice Wanda: "Oh yeah? Well, I'... ★1
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07: Have I ever told you that I wish I could... ★1
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07: I don't find this strip funny, Kris. I h... ★6
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: Now if only that didn't convince the hor...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: http://explosm.net/comics/4424
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: You mean bronies? ★2
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: "TWISTED SISTER?! What is THAT? Wipe tha... ★2
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Crap, it's his birthday? I didn't know. ...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Or shared the same syringe. Or screwed s...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Classic!
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04: I'm blue https://upload.wikimedia.org/wi...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04: ...double Dee, double dye?
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04: Sorry, Rob, but though it's clear you to... ★1
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: See, when I first read the comic, I thou...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Indeed. :D (Though I did go to the Disco...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: But he doesn't have a purple shirt...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Dude... Not funny. :(
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02: Damn, I hope this attack of the clones i...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: See my reply to Astrophysicist above for...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: I also pronounce Ke$ha as "Ka-Ching!" An... ★1
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: I always wondered about why superheroes ...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: 2014 was a traumatizing experience for m...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: • Zootopia , Moana , and Kubo and the Tw... ★1
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: LMAO Butts!
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Am I the only one who pronounces his nam...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Isn't that the same with most superheroe...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Unpopular opinion: 2016 wasn't that bad....
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: The day Derek makes you a mod is the day... ★3
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: You really don't know much about me, do ...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Well, you were wrong about me... mainly ...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Left its seeds while I was sleeping...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: I actually quite enjoyed the Disturbed o...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Hello, darkness, my old friend. I've com... ★1
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Only instead of blue meanies, there are ...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: And party every day!
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: For example, did you know about Dee Dee'...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Ha! I get that reference! ★1
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.... ★2
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Oh please. I doubt that you even know en...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Wait, how do the physics in this comic w...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Get your own bloody gimmick. Stop steali...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: Thanks, PB!
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Plus, I've said multiple times that I wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Your new icon looks like you just got ba...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: What about that Simpsons porn that he re...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: I didn't know that you watch the Cinema ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: I hope they do.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: I've been tired out recently. I accident...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Wait, DEATHWING is back... again. Damn, ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: That fetish seems pretty gay , bro.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: We all do, Jeff.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Oh yeah, there's that. Um... The comic i...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: On the other hand, Jeff is also back. We...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Hooray! How have you been, Jeff?
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: @NS/BS3: I'm an or-di-na-ry settee Burni... ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: The better to sing with. ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: @PG: That was just to hide the scarring ...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: I'll make sure you don't.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Fire_Mutt?! Is that you? The comments se... ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: It had me wearing a Santa hat, though.
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: I retired mine today, too.
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Yep, I was aware of that. I'm just calli...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: [Insert penis joke here.] ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Yeah, I think the site went down last ni...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: I don't re member where you put it. ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: This comment thread is hay mazing. http:...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Cease and desist. Either that or he mean...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Why yes, he does!
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: When even Clorox is calling you out, you...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: That's in rather poor taste, don't you t...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Damn, I'm sorry to hear it, man. :(
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: How did you do the asterisks without it ...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Yeah, that happened to me, too. Which is...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: That's kind of a dick move. ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Because I guess they thought we didn't g...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-26: Hey, I told you that one! :D
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Or the original NIN version. Either one ...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Murray Christmas, Peter Venkman!
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Someone tell me if it has happened. I'm ...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: LOL, fag!
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: What about the Butthole Surfers?
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: I said brain bleach, not literal bleach!...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Aw, damn! I was going to say that!
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: The same way she can talk.
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Right? Completely different. XD
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: ...Oh crap, I just found out that George...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Now I'm sad. :(
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: And now for a classic holiday song, done... ★3
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQ...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Thinking of it that way makes this all t... ★1
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: "Don we now our gay apparel..." Or lack ...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: And you would have gotten away with it, ...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: I think Murdoc got a pretty bad injury b...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Aha! So these sculptures weren't the fir...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Ah, I get it now. But which character in...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Too bad the guy in the last comic has no...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: http://explosm.net/comics/256/
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Were there any nude cave etchings? I don...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Russel had a pretty good 'stache in our ...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: You spin me right round baby right round...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Well, let's just say that we all share a...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Also, in response to DEATHWING's comment... ★2
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Go figure: the one time we actually see ...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: I didn't know that the Bible was a chara...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Now that I think of it, why are all scul...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: @Z: It would seem so. Guy needs to calm ... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: @Stain: It's a Pearl Jam reference. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Oh, but do I deserve to be? Is that the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Literally and figuratively. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Between this and the comic where he punc... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: He totally did. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Why is that a good thing? Since when has... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Ladies and gentlemen, the pot calling th... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: No. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: That... makes no sense. I'm still very m... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: @SJ: It's a tattoo of an anus. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: The joke behind my comment is that it's ... ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Says the person with an anus as his icon... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: It's a literal dead baby joke. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: And now for some morbidly fitting music!... ★2
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-21: Anyweh, hau's yah sex life?
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21: Harsh.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Seriously, why do you hate me so much? A...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: 2D's two front teeth. Seriously, he's be...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Please no.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: You're closing the door You leave the wo...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: ...I still have a hard time getting the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: That seems awfully violent.
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: No shame in self-promoting. Which remind...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Das Auto?
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: We're humans. We're just awkwardly drawn...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: DAS RACIST!
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: As I said above, the mom caught Calvin f... ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Well, Hi-kick unfortunately beat me to t...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Nah. I do think that it's weird how many...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Damn it! I was going to make that joke! ...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: I did not hump her! It's not true! It's ... ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: Oh god, you're back...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: Now Rudy, you can't go your entire life ... ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: I missed it, too. Am I also a dingus?
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/1880...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: "Hey, you know my puns are good! Come on... ★2
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: Ah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who do... ★1
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: The Depressing Comic Holiday Special ? E...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-17: Again, you got the wrong guy. And even i...
Comment to comic 1730 on 2016-12-17: Please don't tell me that face is contag...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: Dammit, Rob! We already had a Depressing...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: That wasn't even a spot for filling in t...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: This comment thread has AIDS. Or maybe i... ★1
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: I got pants, fork, and books.
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: It was always burning since the world's ...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Listen: Strange women lying in ponds dis...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Meme Genius Wannabe. He is sadly gone, a... ★1
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: But there wasn't a doctor in this comic.... ★1
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-16: I got bills I have to pay, so I'm gonna ...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Fire_Mutt (it doesn't have to be comment...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Hole y crap, that was a nice series of b...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Oh, crap! :( Well, I hope MGW is at leas...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Now that's just giving me a haddock . ★1
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Late.
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: There's something fishy about this comic... ★2
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Already done. http://explosm.net/comics/... ★3
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: You know there ain't no rest for the wic...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: All the crap I've already seen during my...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Pretty much.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: We got bills to pay, we got mouths to fe... ★2
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Replace B with NoodIe/Nood|e (my imposte...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: But why would you want to have your life...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Ah. Dare I ask what his nickname is for ...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Who the hell is Kletective?
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: But G is already listed as love, unless ... ★1
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Thing is, when I started typing my comme...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Ah, the classic C&H subversion. Love it....
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: And me for my... uh... for my similarity...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Did somebody say... http://explosm.net/c... ★4
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Yep. I've had it be a few different GIFs...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Same. And considering that C&H regularly...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: And when have the comments stayed on top...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Please stop. ★1
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: @NS/BS3: Nice to have you back! :D
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: @C: I think more people have joined the ...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: I might be the only person who found tha...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: ...eeugh. I'm sorry, guys. I have no ide...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: i) Purple. (Not biased.)
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Please cut it out with the "Drink Bleach... ★2
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Uh, yeah, apologies for that. ^^;
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Both versions still exist! They just hav...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: And with a shot of angry, gun-slinging N...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Especially after he nearly had me killed...
Comment to comic 2166 on 2016-12-11: I do! It makes the keys wider and easier... ★3
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: I meant that in the comic itself, Kris o...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Sometimes, I wonder if I'm actually suff... ★2
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Ah, typos.
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Eye one-durr Y? ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: You didn't share it?! Oh shi-- >;D
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Do you think I'm going to use a program ...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Since when are our avatars animated? Wel...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: You're using it for your Skype group ico...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: What, me starting a C&H group or saying ... ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Aw, you're not a jackass! You might be t...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: It doesn't help that he's pulling this f...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-12-10: A few months later and Ouija has a seque...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Ever last ing punishment. ★5
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: I've set up the C&H Commenters Group Cha...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Thanks, SS!
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Each pun hits hard . ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Deep comment, man.
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Ah, visual gags! They're the best. Nice ... ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Nonsense! If a crusty Cheeto can be pres... ★4
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Hey, yes it i--oh, you stole my lungs. ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Can't say it started out very solid, tho...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: I was also pretty damn bummed out when E... ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: *astronomy
Comment to comic 1435 on 2016-12-09: *Conga
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Tsk tsk, writers. Are you returning to t... ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: You're back! And still seemingly more ob...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Sorry, I try to be nice to people.
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Diabetes!
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Because screw you, that's why. (No offen...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: And have the song "You Spin Me Round (Li...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Dumbfuckistan. http://i432.photobucket.c...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: " Gimme your heart, make it real, or els... ★1
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Or mountains, for that matter?
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: GradeAUnderA informed me of that. Spoile... ★1
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: As disturbing as it might seem to the na... ★1
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Not applicable. I don't have an Uncle Ja...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Because for some reason, I can imagine G... ★1
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: There needs to be a Captain Oblivious ac...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: YeS, VerY muCH sO. ★1
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Antique.
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: How about this one? https://www.youtube....
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Am I?
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Cteknood... no. Noodlite... bleh. The on...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Hey, watch out. I killed a demon just ea...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: I was hoping things would become less po...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Hmm... Mitt Romney? Sorry, I don't keep ...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Is he also an amateur sex offender? http...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Being normal is overrated. Why not just ...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: @Everybody Below: Once again, I have no ...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Don't worry, it was pretty basic anyway....
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: @LL: Is this similar to the silliness po...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: It probably was for the person who made ...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: The fact that it's metal?
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: @JC: Does China use the Metric System? I...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Like how Garfield loved to mail Nermal t...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Pairing people or characters in a romant...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: For future reference, this is Jon Lajoie...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: That feels like it should be a Mad Magaz...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: That's what she said. ★1
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Yes. People seem to really like shipping...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Wait, no, maybe this one. http://explosm...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Also, happy birthday, Astrophysicist! ht... ★2
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: I will never regret this.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: "Son, I've got something to tell you... ...
Comment to comic 4289 on 2016-12-05: And thus, a legend was born. ★3
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: And because the animator suffered fatal ... ★1
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: *Nickelback
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: I still remember a time when you and I w...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: I think your username answered that ques...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Or to keep your lady-parts warm, dependi...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: We usually never see pants here.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: This comic is contradicting itself again...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Why do you say this? Are there anti-funn...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Nice Christmas-themed icon, JA.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: What's wrong with guys having long hair?... ★2
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Hah, fooled you! I'm not having any kids...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: MGW!
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: I mean when it bitch-slaps you big time....
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Super obvious.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Maybe they're under the impression that ...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: WIN.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: I didn't.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: NoodIe/Nood|e. Also known as SansTheSupe... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Oh god... Well, there goes any sense of ...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: I'll have number nine... number nine... ... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Sometimes, less is more when it comes to... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Yeah, brace yourself for when life event...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: SansTheSuperior, a noted shitposter from...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: The only things I know about execution a...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: That's what I thought, too.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Well, now he won't be able to fit in the...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04: Same. Plus I thought we all agreed that ... ★2
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: @PB: I think the former, though I may be...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: The day that happens is the day I quit G...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Exactly. Then again, Get Lucky is alread...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: I blame the film rating system. Since pe...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Nope, so did I.
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Honestly, I feel like grunge has had a p... ★2
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: This was an edited screenshot from the B...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: I was actually thinking less Grease and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Yep, and they actually had good music an...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Hey, bug off! '80s glam rock was the bes...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Try it with asterisks. In side.
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Hey, wait a minute! Is that Olivia Newto... ★1
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Hey, bug off. The '80s were awesome. (Go...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: @PG: Nice new icon. And nah, as JA said,... ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: @SS: Damn you! I was about to post that!...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Nah, I just find pre-made GIFs of Noodle...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: ...you dick.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Makes a man take things over!
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: I need to watch that movie.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Who's more better at being redundant? My...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Be the Personal Space Invader! http://ex...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Fair enough. I was just being nice and a...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Yeah, and not any of the ones we want to...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: But Major Tom didn't crash, at least not...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: It looks similar at least, though the pu...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: @IYB: Another one?! How many bloody Time...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: Pretty much that.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: @a858: Confused there? @SS: Huh, cool. I...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: @C: So basically, four legs good, too le...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: [[v vv[ v[v vv[ [v [v[v [v[v v[vv vv[v [...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: @IYB: Yeah, I wasn't a fan of the ending...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: @IYB: Well, I am a bit of a huge music n...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: The trend of bad parents continues! By t...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02: I think there are sites where you can do...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: But he thinks he'll blow our minds ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: @PB: Wait, how did Clorox know about tha...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Same.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: LOL. I always had a hard time understand...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: @IYB: Wouldn't I get a magical phone boo...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Just out of curiosity, any particular re...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: No, what he just described is Emperor Ca...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I don't know if that would be a good thi...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: LOL, nope. More recently. (It's coded.)
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Ten points to Gryffindor! Speaking of wh...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: That depends. Do you like Black Sabbath'...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Thanks! I enjoy uploading animated icons...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Oh, I wasn't saying you were. I was just...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Ah, I got it. :)
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: See, when I think of the word "Trinity,"...
Comment to comic 2824 on 2016-11-30: If only he had a penis, it would be even... ★3
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: That's Allstate, Sans. Are you in good h...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Wow, I believe it.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: That usually happens depending on what p...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Pretty much. Besides, even if the people...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Let me check... https://pineight.com/cnh... ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Wow, NoodIe/Nood|e was SansTheSuperior? ...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: The imposter's name was NoodIe (spelt wi...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Thankfully.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: @IYB: I wanna be a Time Lord. :(
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Pretty much this. Once the real person g...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: "Noodle's gonna flip when she sees this!...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Basically, NoodIe came on responding wit...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Fake Noodle (first spelled NoodIe with a...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I see it!
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I'm uploading my new icon. Should take a...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Fair enough, but how many furries are th...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: LOL, that's actually pretty funny.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Actually not that bad a thing to be, con... ★4
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I can confirm that I'm not from Philly. ...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: What, you don't totally believe that I'm...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I guess that explains why your current i...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: C! Nice new icon for the holiday season!...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Kris, if you're reading this, may I just... ★3
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Yeah, which old commenter? (Here's hopin...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: In case you're wondering about the refer...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: But they aren't strapped to a chair, the...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I assumed that, yeah, but still, neither...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Uh, neither?
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Well, someone's been listening to Leonar... ★3
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-29: I miss Fire_Mutt and Dragonome.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-29: Huh, cool!
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: Just imagine, only three more panels and... ★3
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: Rude.
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: Is that another bleach joke I smell?
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: "Cut that out! You're not going to do a ...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: I would make a complaint, but I actually... ★1
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: The end is a little too long, yeah. Besi... ★1
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: What, like in Rock of Ages , where they ... ★2
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: I'm more of a singer than a rapper, anyw...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: One of my favorite jokes was when he wen...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Right? Though it helps that he doesn't a...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: If they were, they masked it really well...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Love that song.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: How ironikkk.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Thank you. I need to brush up on my lyri...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Primus? I saw them once. Les Claypool wa...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Really? Believe it or not, mine has to b... ★1
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: I feel like his penis would sound like E... ★2
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: " ...that's a dick! " - The Cinema Snob,... ★2
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: For a second, I thought you were writing... ★3
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: i) The correct ordering of numbered list...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: 'Dem other boys don't know how to act
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Such a dick move.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: I'm friends with the monster inside of m... ★1
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: But what about Doc Brown?
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Maybe the kid watches gay porn? ★1
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Where did you go? We missed you.
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Purple is best!
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Maybe an employee was lazy that day? I m...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: He/she was a really cool commenter who j...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: For once, someone here uses "Bleach" and... ★5
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Well, he did say he would grab it. He ju... ★3
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Hey, no shame. Beards don't seem to be p...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: @C: I don't know if you recall this, but...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: @C @IYB @Z: It was weird watching that m...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: @IYB: I can still hear you saying You wi...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: But why did you flag them all?
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Hmm, I must have missed that. Which comi...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Someone is still doing it, too, and I pr...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Who would that be?
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Maybe he's too young to have one. Or may...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Oh, right! I need to watch that show.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: It would have just been 300, but a group... ★1
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I didn't flag you guys, I promise.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Nor did they flag MGW when he posted his...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Hey, people didn't flag MGW's fan comics...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Not as well as I'd like.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: When was she impersonating m... Wait a m...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: "I think not!" Can you tell that I rewat...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: It's a strange bug, like the 301+ club o...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I mustache you where that quote is from,... ★1
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Money don't grow on trees
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Or as my comic is called, Sleep Is a Myt...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: Hey, what's wrong with Weird Al?
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: Herr Drumpf is a disgrace to Cheetos. ★1
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: Oh god, don't tell me! (One check later....
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: What, not the one from Karate Girl ? htt...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: Plus, he's the only one who can pull off...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: Yes.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Nice mustache. I see that even Explosm c...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Nah, we cut it up and eat separate piece... ★1
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: @CO: I was looking for that, thanks! @Z:...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: I didn't figure it was. Besides, if you ...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: If Brian May dies this year, I'm going t...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Are you really that surprised? Do you fo...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: [Insert ZZ Top singing "She's Got Legs" ...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Yeah. I was even interested in the new c...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: I was fighting undead pirates in fighter...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Or three children disguised as one man, ...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Nah, rape-related comics are as bad as i...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: I miss Matt, though I'm probably the onl...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: " All lives are matter. " - Neil deGrass... ★6
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Of course, I'm wearing a dress. This was...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Fair enough. And sorry for overreacting ...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Either way, I mostly only know her from ...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: > Cyanide and Happiness >No comics about...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: It's interesting finding out what the ot...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Russel and I love to eat watermelon toge...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Who the hell liked this comment?
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: They're probably out to buy the new Gori...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Nah, this guy needs to be as fat as "Wei...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Kris, pls. What r u doing. No political ... ★4
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Well, damn. Now I feel like this year is... ★2
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Don't forget the girl who talks about mu...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: @LL @Z: Thanks for that info. That's a c...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Um... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE! I'm changing... ★2
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: @Z: Here, let me translate it. "So you p... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Don't worry. You will be the baby of the...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: So C is a timelord? Cool! ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Heh. "Special sauce."
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Good to know. :) I think this site has a... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Hey, it's officially Thanksgiving now! T...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: @C @Z: LOL. But hey, it's almost Thanksg...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: It's better than mass commercialization ... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Aw, it's nice to know that we have left ...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: The only family I have is Murdoc, 2D, an...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: This saddens me, and I'm not even Americ...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Ouch... Hey, it's still better than Chri...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: " Don't be stupid Be a smarty Come and j... ★3
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: It's still better than Christmas, though... ★1
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23: Either that or Malcolm McDowell's portra...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23: You're a dingus. (Also, all of this is s...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23: The first one is right. Thanks, JA!
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23: Wurm fgt?
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Yay! Friends doing stuff! "You got the s...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Caligula?
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Didn't something like that already happe...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: You know too much...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: woopwoopwoop ★3
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Actually, why does the grading system sk...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: No, that's not what the F is for, either... ★2
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: @MGW: But then people will know my phone...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Combo breaker! WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPW... ★1
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Weren't we all?
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: If only I could think of a spork-related...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: How have you been? I missed you!
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Hobbes! You're back!
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Ah, so this kind? https://upload.wikimed...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21: Now both are updated to the latter.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: So he plays a lot of video games?
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: @MC: Ah.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: The group?
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Does he still comment here?
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Asians were responsible for a bad Michae... ★1
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Dude, too spoon. http://explosm.net/comi...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: But is there a joking hazard warning?
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: On my phone, it's the guy from "The Peni...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @C: If only I watched Archer ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Hi, Nicolas Cage.
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @C: So basically, most My Little Pony ma...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: It's a Monty Python reference. Actually,...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: There needs to be a rapper called MC Scr...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: ERRY TAM AH DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Ah, so normal colors would be blonde, br...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: I think that counts as normal.
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @IDEK: Well, it's something to be happy ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @IYB: I wasn't entirely sure this time, ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: New icon, SS?
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Oh yeah? Well, I'm really going to say i... ★1
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @Nix: I know what he was referencing. I ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Duck?
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Also, Comic Sans.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-20: @SS: Good ol' Google Translate, making t... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-20: Ah, got it.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-20: @TCG: Honestly, these days it's hard to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: @blue: The Darkness? You mean like this ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: You forgot the part of having sunshine i...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: People with no taste?
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Go look at the very first comic and you ...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-20: @JA: Thanks for explaining it for me. I ...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: *Niccals
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: You know, the punchline of the first com...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Hey, at least he didn't spell it Harambe...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: *Gorillaz And aw, thanks. :)
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: I know Murdoc (or, if you insist, Murdoc...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Murdoc!
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: I doubt it was helped by the usage of th...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: No love for purple hair?
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Doubtful. Unlike Matt, Kris was an OG. (... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @CO @PG: Thanks! I'll post a link once I...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @C: They feed it to police officers? @JA...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @Astro: And I suppose they will just loo...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @PG: It's not like I had any control ove... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: So wait, if you guys did care, does that... ★2
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-19: Aw, thanks! I'm working on my next one r...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: @IYB: Just like the cows launched by cat... ★2
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: Now you're just taking all my puns, you ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: @C: That line sounds like it belongs in ...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @PMT: Of course they can't see the diffe... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @CO: Ah, so you wouldn't want to bang Ca...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: 大きなペニスを消化してください！
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: The real question is, what is the plural...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @LL: I doubt you checked mine. If you di...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Who is that on your icon?
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: I would respond, but I only have two wor...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Or maybe you're too young.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Why, thank you. Do you love cats, too?
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Originality.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: .WAV has better sound quality, dude.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Nah, this one is the best. https://m.you...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-19: @PB @PG: I know that a certain alt rock ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: Probably as many as when I linked a pict...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: @PB: Ever seen Monty Python and the Holy...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: @Astro @C @Z: Whoa, slow down, guys. I'm...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/2322...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Pics or didn't happen.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Ailurophile. Or, in normal people's term... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: "Hey! How unsophisticated!" "Alright, so...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Anyone else remember when dictionaries a...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Hey, just add some ketchup and I'm sure ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @PB: At least it did until their redesig...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @Astro: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIII... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @C: It seemingly isn't available on the ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I bet those types of people also hated K...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Agreed, I really liked that short, espec...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: "BUNNY BOOBIES?!"
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: For anyone who is reading, definitely ch...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: All the Evil Dead movies are on my Netfl...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @LL: Don't jinx it.
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @Astro: Hello!
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Believe it or not, I have met a few peop... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: We aren't Göring to do this again, are w... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I don't think YouTube shows who you're s...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Thank you for your commendation. If only...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Soothsayer! Good to have you back. Now I...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: *drum and cymbal
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Other commenters will just Goebbels up t... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Jeans are overrated. Now skirts (or kilt...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: That's practically the motto of 2016/201... ★6
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Odd how Japan went from being allies of ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: You're right.
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I have seen exactly two of those movies....
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I don't think these puns could go any fu... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Maybe he prefers sweatpants.
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Male strippers, not mail strippers, thou...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I think 2017 will be Depressing Comic Ye...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: False. Phantom of the Paradise , hands d...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: We're going to heil , aren't we?
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Please stop this Reich now. These puns a... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I'm so out of politics that for the long...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: "You're a good drawer!" http://explosm.n... ★3
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Nice one.
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: LOL, sorry. I do enjoy plenty of British...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: @PG: DM is my band. I'm the keyboardist/...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: We are... the universe Observing itself ...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: @PG: If only I had enough money. Murdoc ... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: @Z: Ah. See, I'm the opposite. I miss a ...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: @Nix @JA @PG: Yeah, I spent a lot of tim... ★1
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: @LL: No, it's just the ending to Some Li...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: @C: Pretty much this. While I'm under th...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: The intended joke was that Noodle is a b...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16: @LL: True. If I recall correctly, the ma...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: That wasn't intentional, I swear. It was...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: "Be careful, Donny. Young girls can be m...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: "That was sleazy!"
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: http://66.media.tumblr.com/05542f0fdcb52...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: But The Matrix was made before that ever...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: This means that that movie could never b...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: My alleged immortality does not affect h...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Went to school and I was very nervous No... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: "Oh god, I'm a huge asshole!... However,...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: How unfortunate.
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: But what good is a phone call if you're ...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: I need a hug...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: And I find it kinda funny I find it kind...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Thanks. Only one more day and we can get...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Is this week over yet? Dammit, how many ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Noodle is still a girl. I am not. Does i...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-15: No more of a monster than the authors th...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-15: Eh, bacon is overrated.
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: @C: Cause when the world needs heroes on...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: "Her." I find it funny that people here ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Why, thank you. Just out of curiosity, w...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I wish I'd sent the Dead or Alive song a...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: @Z: LOL. It was bound to happen at some ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: @blue: Never! https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Thank you.
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Hey, to be fair, I am really a singer, g... ★1
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: @C: From their tower, they can see it al...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I didn't know you were still active here...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: " Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy. " - Geor...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Fine, fine. Here. https://www.youtube.co...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I like a858. :(
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I want to break free I want to break fre...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: And how would you know that? Are you Sno...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: "No, llama, no!"
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Here's one of my videos: https://www.you...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: "Just you, me, and the moon." "HEY! YOU ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: It reminds me of the final lines of Some...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Eh, he goes through more name changes th...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: But in all seriousness, regardless of wh... ★2
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I thought we all agreed that I'm Snoop D...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: TELL NO ONE - asdfnoodle
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Hey, if Rob can leave his comics blank, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I'm pretty sure Rob just made the comic ... ★2
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-15: Thanks. Anything I can do to distract fr...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: I don't think we're exactly going out on...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: I beat you to the hanging puns, man.
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: So many people who favorited this commen... ★4
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: Please stop it.
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: Why wouldn't they look forward to making...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: Nope. Can't even make a joke about this ... ★12
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-13: Yep.
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-13: @PG: Huh.
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-13: Now that I think of it, I can probably l... ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-13: @PG: I wonder.
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-13: I'll bet.
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-12: MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-12: Oh god, now that you've said that, I rem...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: It's hard to tell with him. He's kind of...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: @UC: Am I senpai?
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Hilarious. Wish the audio didn't go dead...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Everybody do the flop!
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: You know, I actually first heard that so...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Always look on the bright side of life! ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: I didn't know that competitive suicide w... ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: That seems like an oddly satisfying mean...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: I get knocked down But I get up again Yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: My whole existence is flawed--you get me... ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: *their For the Son of God, you really ar...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Maybe he was aiming for an open manhole ...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Didn't something like this happen with S...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Closr?
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Attempting suicide can lead to failure. ...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: As much as I want to favorite this comme...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Chocolate, please. I was originally plan...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Damn, the whole US election thing has me... ★2
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Thanks. The commercial's director said i...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMeDW1ln...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Look, maybe things aren't so bad. Maybe ... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: But how?
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: @BS3: And that it's awesome and shouldn'...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: An advertisement on the side of the scre...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: http://explosm.net/comics/2308/ "Can I h...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Pence for your thoughts?
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: What, no love for "gorram it"? More peop...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Mwahaha, the punning will never stop. ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: If only you were around to help Russ whe...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Hopefully it's Crystal Pepsi. I hear tha...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: And let's not to forget to spike the pun... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: If you were a Greek goddess, would you b... ★3
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Whenever I browse the Explosm mobile sit...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Let's beat him to the punch.
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: And apparently he went bald. I wonder wh...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Oh, and apparently I'm first. Yay.
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: How did I know that today's comic would ...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Hopefully 1.
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Gary Numan. Here in my car I feel safest... ★1
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: That's funny. Usually by now, the author...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-07: True. I guess you have met those qualifi...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Don't you... forget about me Don't, don'... ★1
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: I honestly really like that album. I don...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Eyy!
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Maybe if I'd said "pasta sauce" instead....
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: I sense a possible regression. Then agai...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Hey, I tried to push him in the right di...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Apparently, all it needs is a good amoun...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: I like that one. And apparently, this is... ★2
Comment to comic 3683 on 2016-11-07: I was going to make a Fire_Mutt joke, bu... ★3
Comment to comic 1313 on 2016-11-07: Later to be ripped off by My Little Pony...
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-11-07: I thought that went to remote controls t...
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-11-07: Not even close.
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-11-07: How old are you, then?
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-11-07: Red red. Green green. Blue blue.
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-11-07: Imagine if he hadn't bought it. Then who... ★1
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-07: Murdoc.
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Maybe he should finish it like how that ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-06: Batman. At least he's had four good movi...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Of course it did. After all, Tony Montan...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Not even close.
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: This is the tale of Tony Montana Cubano ... ★1
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: I suddenly want one.
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Still better than the original Scarface ...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Now is not the time to make puns. Now is...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: He was , yes.
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Even Green Shirt is sad about that. ★1
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Poor little guy. That took a sudden turn...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Who wants to see them make a Rubik's Dod...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: They need to make a Rubik's Dodecahedron...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Why, yes. Yes he did.
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: I suppose. We've only seen him once, of ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Well, great. Now you're giving me Bieber...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: @C: True. (Though I kind of chuckled at ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: That was kind of crappy planning on God'... ★3
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: @AP: OOOOOOHHHHHHH... wait, that wasn't ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Thanks, Astrophysicist!
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: @NS: Thanks for the info. I only know ab...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: The Butthole Surfers?
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: LOL. I would have written like that, but...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Yeah, alright. You can credit me if you ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Congratulations! You have achieved the a... ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: *Shyamalan
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/2817... ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: But it doesn't directly mention it withi...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Some passages are worse than others. Che...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: I wonder if there is a bleach allergy.
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: That was a good idea. Maybe now it will ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Sure. It's not like it's copyrighted or ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Hint, hint.
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: You're welcome, though who do you RP as?...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: @CO: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics... ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: As I said, type as your character would ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Please do. Do other things besides menti...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: But that joke doesn't even mention feces...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Considering the colors on the side, I su...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: At least he's thinking outside the box .... ★2
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Gwwaay.
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: If all of these prove tiresome to you, m...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: I remember trying to solve one of those ... ★6
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: No problem, C. You're one of the least s...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: "...you have to admit that it can be sca...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Imaginary characters? Please. You guys a...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: I miss Dragonome and Fire_Mutt. :(
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Does anyone else here RP as a member of ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: I believe I fit that qualification?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Aw, I love you too, babe!
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Here's hoping I count!
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Says the person who identifies "D" as a ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Do I even want to know?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: That and anal.
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Until MGW confirms this, pics or didn't ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Hello, Henry VIII.
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: He really didn't think this through befo...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: I thought it involves thirty alligators ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: It's still better than the Star Wars pre...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Is that a reference to a thing?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Wasn't there a guy in one of the episode...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: My Little Pony ?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: So it's either Casablanca or I Spit on Y...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: And Flash.
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: So who would this world's Jessica Rabbit...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: I give my ⅓.
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: 1 and 2, though if I chose 5, it would h...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: When has the C&H crew drawn normal-looki...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: What's Tiniface, though?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: That's what I was thinking. Handcuffs se...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: I would respond with another pun, but th...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Uh-oh. Am I missing something?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Wait a minute! What if the blue shirted ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Yikes, the guy's head turned into a bowl...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Why can I suddenly imagine you with a No...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Those early comics were weird.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Same, even if most people think that the... ★1
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Jocko homo. Are we not men?
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: It's okay. It's not exactly a well-known...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: At least most of those pretend to have a...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Rapture-Palooza , actually.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: I think BS3 was referring to DarkestHunt...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: A lot of fans certainly like to believe ...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/3505...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: It must be easy to huff, puff, and blow ...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/4405...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Are you sure about that?
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Not to this particular comic, though.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: No, pirates.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Stanley Kubrick was no help. Seriously, ...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: They couldn't post it immediately due to...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: What's love got to do, got to do with it...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Nah.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Like rape-themed ones. Now I wonder if y...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: It's evident to me that Kris copy-pasted...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: He's no Spider-Pig, though. https://www....
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Relevant: http://paxtofettel.deviantart.... ★1
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: WE'RE BUILDING IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: So Southeast Asians are basically Klingo...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: +2.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Maybe there's a rock inside it, though w...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: What, you think he'll turn into the Huma...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Who is a sexy beast? I am a sexy beast! ...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: What a wimp. If it were I, I would have ... ★2
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02: Twice!
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02: I know, I was being cheeky. :)
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02: Nah.
Comment to comic 2143 on 2016-11-01: The good book wanted it that way.
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Lovely.
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Potatoland? You mean Uncyclopedia?
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: If only it were longer, I would believe ...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Dude, we already beat you by a long shot...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Here is how they would have said it back...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: You summon the what?
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: So what's the noodle dick all about? ......
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Nah.
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: What, no new comic? I feel like the new ...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: How would mummified applesauce even look...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Hey, at least it's not mummified applesa... ★1
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Remember when we used to just break out ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: http://explosm.net/comics/629/ And thank...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Rent a flat above a shop Cut your hair a...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Of course I get nighnightmares. I also r...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Well, that's just ducking stupid. ★1
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: You know that when smoking was a thing i... ★3
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Dun-dun-duuuuuuuun! Honestly, I don't mi...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: I was just feeling nostalgic and decided...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: *vape Or was that intentional?
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Hey, look! It's every character in Mad M...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I remember "hot dog!" and that's one tim...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Considering that this was posted eight h... ★1
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: If I were to create a secondary account,...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: So you're Hi-kick? Why am I super not su...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: What hump?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: You're never too old for fun.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: That's more likely.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: So you think this person is the same as ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Does anybody actually use Seesaw? Or wha...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: It's happening... ★2
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Flagged for impersonation. Next time you...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: But does his crotch look like applesauce... ★5
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @BS3: One time, I did a Google Search fo...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Liar! I always use proper grammar, punct...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Yay! I'm 26! That's... not really much o...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Cyborg Noodle, maybe.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Thank you!
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @BS3: I just read the entire response ch...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: *better spelling, not better grammar. Th...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Oh. I must have missed that part of my m...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I need to go back and re-watch that show...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Well, that was the reason I got the badg...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @YOG: What clued you in on that? Was it ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @BS3: Cyanide?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: But tomorrow comes today! (Yes, that's a...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Oh hey, a green badge. I think I'll be g...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I love it.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: These puns are giving me a haddock .
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Exactly.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: But that was a spelling error. He said "...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Still not a beard.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Huh, I guess it is. Also, I've seen demo...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Is that a reference to a thing?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Also that. Some might say I'm obsessed, ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Another possible contender would have be...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Look up "jason goes to hell jason talks"...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Oh hey, you're part of the Purple Clan n...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: How?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Science!
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Explain Jason Goes to Hell , then.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @C @JA @BS3: You are all correct in that... ★1
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: There is no god that allowed the thing i...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Don't fool yourself, girl, it's looking ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: You fish they did that? How cod you make... ★1
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: That new icon. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I guess we can now add something else to...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Everything is better than that. Even rea...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: NEVER!!! People will crane their necks a...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Alas, we see the mental struggles of som...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: But she is best Titan!
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Sexually identifiception! ★1
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: The "Conga!" guy.
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Thank you. That's one less relevant comi...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Hey, if you want to join me in my punnin...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: You're just chicken .
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Do you sc owl every time you see one?
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: But did I rustle your jimmies?
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Your icon is winking at me. That's distu...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: [Insert Jimmy Russel here.]
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Oh my god! Fire_Mutt?! Oh wait, no, it's...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Yeah, he's technically a Tim Burton char...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: I was just guessing. As long as it's not...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: What a horr wren dous pun. This comic is... ★3
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Your current icon is Jack Skellington, a...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Joseph Gay bbels!
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: What's even more surprising is that the ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @BS3: Billy Corgan is the lead singer of...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @CO: Apologies! I do have a lot to keep ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I don't know what that is requesting, bu...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: From what I've heard, aren't you a pedop...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Don't forget, "Is Noodle a real member o...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I have a hard time keeping track of the ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Re:Zero ? That sounds like a reply to an...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Nobody ever does. Just sit back, make li...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: It wasn't a beard, you know. ★1
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: You're not fooling anyone, MGW. Nice try... ★2
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I love it. Greasy Gary would be proud(ly...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I thought Subaru was a car? I distinctly...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: At least you didn't have to see it in pe... ★2
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Ah! Welcome to the Purple Clan!
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: The real question is, why was she on her...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Imagine how that scene would have played...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I remember when they used to be in norma...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Is it shaved on the sides and only in th...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Well, that's a rather morbid WiFi passwo...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Oh my god, Ctekhulhu! You actually did i...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Who is that on your icon? :O
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: @BS3: C&H headcanons for the win! I neve...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: @IYB: Funny, the comment I left above wa...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: Check my name. I spell it with a lowerca...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: I was going to say that. I definitely fi...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: Or Jerrid Fogle. Or Dolan Drumpf.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26: Don't worry. So far, all my icons are ju...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: No! Do you realize what you have done? D...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: This must be rape week at the C&H headqu...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: @IYB: Did you ever notice that that book...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I can't imagine bananas and spaghetti go...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: If I survived being shot down and having...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: It's my design from the upcoming album. ...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: It's an uppercase I. NoodIe was one of m...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Ever since the incident at Plastic Beach... ★2
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I will never die. El Mañana should have ...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: It's my Phase Four design for the newest...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: @MGW: You're welcome!
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: He's a fictional serial killer from a ho...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: See above.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I mean in the comics. Look at the guy in...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Plus, over half the guys here don't even...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: As I said, Noodie.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Funny. Every five years, my hair changes...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: This guy gets it.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: So legit. You're like the next Noodie/No...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Ctekhulhu needs to be your next icon.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Sure. Let's play a game. - Jigsaw Noodle...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Is that what pleasure looks like? It loo...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Are you an enthusiast of feline companio...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: The fifth one couldn't answer because he...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Two out of ten Noodle fanboys!
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: This comment detour was brought to you b...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I see you have been doing your research ...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Are you sure it wasn't the call of Cthul...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Wait, C? Is that you? You're looking a l...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Spam. Considering that, it makes me wond...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I think we should bring back the spinnin... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25: I'm looking forward to it with anticip..... ★1
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Ooh, relevant! https://www.youtube.com/w...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: And in conclusion, spam, spam, spam.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Molestation! That's always good for a la...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: I love that movie.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: A grave one at that.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Magic!
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Depending on how good he was during life...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: You could try drawing Greasy Gary yourse...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Tim Burton: Pee-wee's Big Adventure , Be... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Ah. That makes sense. (Tim Burton was ju...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: I had to look that up to find out what t...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Magic. Duh.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: I love messing things up.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Segway!
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Agreed. I could upload a new Noodle icon...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Me too! Though I went half the movie bel...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Your icon is fitting with your comment. ...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: We also need a bigger boat.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: *hours
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Maybe he was cryogenically frozen? It's ...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Homosexual!
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-24: I wonder if Dave Face is contagious.
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-24: Now you're just somebody that I used to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-24: DEATHWING happened.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Maybe he's sitting on a high stool.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Don't most people just wear glasses? I c...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Hi, Shamus the Plug!
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Jimmy got soul!
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: It will never get old.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: I knew that was familiar!
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Remove 5:00 and you'd be closer.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Anehweh, hau's yah sex life?
Comment to comic 1876 on 2016-10-24: [Insert Alice Cooper lyrics here.]
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Alice Cooper? WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NO...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: But are they handy?
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: I remember when Kris's avatar looked lik...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: @PB: OH GOD.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: But that's 54. And yes, I know what you'...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Or, in the words of Black Sabbath: Polit... ★1
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: Your mom is a hologram! - Immature Noodl...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: I love it! :D
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: You said it better than I could, C. Who ...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24: With that context, this comic is much fu...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Hey, look! The doll looks like one of th...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: Jimmy! :D
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: I can't think of a joke, so instead I ha...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Apparently, you missed my last question....
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: I do, since it's also my birthday! - In-...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Don't bring that up here! We're in a web...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: It could be 2, 3, 1, 5, 4. Also, bonus p...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: No, that's not true, that's impossible!
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: Hey, it's not that uncommon. Cteklite an...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: So many cat enthusiasts these days. ★2
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: He's been cursed with the Dave face.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Gotta go fast! - Sanic
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Last I remembered, Fire_Mutt didn't have...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: I need to watch that show.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: He likes me, doesn't he?
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: The only Gorillaz line I can think about...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: @MGW: He screams, for he does not know. ★2
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: Just wait until we get to comic #5555. T... ★1
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: I read those as 2, 3, 4, 5, 1. Was I cor...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Whoa! I didn't recognize you for a secon...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Nope. I'm the Invisible Man I'm the Invi...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: Wait, that pick up line worked?! Well, d...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: I was hoping that she would actually be ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Yes, actually. I use it with Adobe Potat... ★2
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: @Z: It's even happened to me. There has ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: You're welcome. Also, what I described i...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: It was pretty good. Keep it up. I would ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: I was afraid people would assume that. I...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: @C: It's on Tumblr, so I could get a ton...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: I can just see it now: Lesbian incest be...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Don't worry. For the time being, at leas...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: That would have probably been more fitti...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: I'm actually considering lightening thei...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: The joke is that college is just as craz...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: So, you know the lore.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Thanks. I'd be interested in seeing thos...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Don't worry, I don't plan on inserting a...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Thanks. I just hope people don't misinte...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: I was only doing it because JackieChan f...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: That's odd. It works on my end. Try this...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Aiya! Apart from the last frame, at leas...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Only this time, he didn't create a giant...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: I commend you for taking a new twist on ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: The good news is that if you look really...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-18: @a858: Surprise me.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-18: Oh, Russel...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-18: Is there ever any actual explanation for...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: Derp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: What am I doing wrong? Fine, here, this ...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: Congratulations, a858! You win! Your pri...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: Yeah, I probably should have warned that...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-18: I told him. His response was, "Didn't fo...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-18: He was a guy who harassed a lot of users...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-18: Would you like your brain with a side of...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-18: Not. Even. Once.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-18: @PG: Dammit! And reboots often suck, too...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-18: I think we should sue the creators of th...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-18: It's okay. That pun was bad enough to ma...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Not for a long time.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Tell me, Mr. Cteklite, what good is a co... ★1
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: He may get knocked down, but he'll get u... ★1
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better! (S...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Or Kool-Aid. That should work, too.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Another fiftysomething who is also a per...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: So how did she get in? Plot hole!
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: But what about Fire_Mutt?
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-18: They made him sit in the Comfy Chair.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Hello, Elmer Fudd!
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Or simply unlocking the door and making ...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Wait, can't you just unlock the door?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: You're back!
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: So in other words, 69?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Neither! I live in England! Ha! Wait, th...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Shell gas station?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: While it isn't the most practical way, i...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-18: Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-18: That and the fact that it has never been...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Don't worry, miss. You'll be saved by Sa... ★1
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: So basically, the dad is Murdoc in the D...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16: It's an island made out of a large colle...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-16: You're right. I've actually been Snoop D...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16: Hey, at least this will come in helpful ...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: But I thought we were already married.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: L-lewd... @SJ: Maybe he has cloned Cybor...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Basically, don't be a dick, keep being a...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Food.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: "Cumming to our wedding."
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Well, I'm Asian, so...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Ahem.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Hooray! I'm a true gangster!
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: They're a lot less fun and a lot more bo...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: This is your brain on drugs.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Hey, as long as they aren't ghostbusters...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: What a twist!
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: DEATHWING? ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Alright, Billy Mays.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Who isn't these days?
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: You have a badge! Also, welcome to the P...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: I've never figured out what lesbian marr... ★4
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Mary Sue is an overused term, as far as ...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: I actually liked that comic. It's a sham...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: See above.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Crap! I meant to post this one: https://...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: That incident kind of scarred me for lif...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: And the barbershop quartet performing su...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: "Rear grinders" sounds oddly sexual.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: He doesn't look like a bitch, that's for...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Tell me, Mr. Referencator, what good is ...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Or you could do what I did and just be t...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Yet he's still convinced that he's a sex...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: The mods grant us the tags.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Let's see... So far, we have neglectful ... ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-14: Basically, Murdoc is the source of all o...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: He would have called the cops on him, bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Hell, at least he isn't this guy: https:...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Not even once.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: At least you don't eat poop like MGW use...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Best response ever?
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Can jet fuel?
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Tell that to Murdoc.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: You had a different red badge at one poi...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: He probably just waited there until he d...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Apparently this guy.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Well, now we can add perverted dentists ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I've always found that weird. I've also ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: First of all, I'm 25. Secondly, Murdoc c...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I wouldn't be surprised, though his lack...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Though Murdoc will claim a number of dif...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Not yet. I turn 26 on October 31.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @BS3: Nope.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I've lost access to that ever since we w...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @PG: Jaguar racing, specifically, but ye...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Not sure.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: The Sheriff is a Klansman! I knew it! No...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @BS3: Just look up the Gorillaz lore. I ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Boom bam bop, bada-bop boomp, pow!
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: What is Blue Shell, anyway?
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: You think that's something? Just look at...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I will have 420 pounds please! ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Yep. Character redesign (again).
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-12: @C: We're all scum here. No big deal.
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-12: @S: And I was playing along with it. :)
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Hot dog!
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I think not!
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Hmm, at least you don't mention Bleach i... ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Are you sure your gimmick isn't just bei...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I've seen more surprising things.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Puns.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Poon before pun. ★2
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot t...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Or both.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Thanks. Jamie Hewlett gives me a lot to ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: No, baby chickens can't understand Engli... ★4
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Psyche; that's the wrong number! ★3
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @C: Sorry, I'll scale it back together. ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I wouldn't know. I don't play those game...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @C: "Is my pussy crying or am I just gla...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @C: Ah. Yeah, this is my newest design. ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I had a dream... I was freaking flying! ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Yeah, yeah I would. I need some tips on ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Face reveal?
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @C: "Those pants look good on you. It wo...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Said every Gorillaz fan who saw my newes...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: They were all murdered by DEATHWING.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @Nix: Thanks for that explanation. This ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @HK: Thanks a lot. I really needed that ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: @HK: I never said these lines would actu...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: You'd be surprised.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Some women love responsible fathers. Oth...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: "Hey baby, there's something wrong with ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: What are you even talking about?
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Eh, I guess everyone needs a gimmick. ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Maybe it means you're a psychic?
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-12: Soylent Jello is right. It's just a regu...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Applying real life logic to Cyanide and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I guess she was just too hot for him. ★2
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I've heard better. In fact, I might just...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: If the guy's name is actually "Cute," th...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Ba-dum-tsss.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Never mind...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: At least she'd be better than Kristin Wi...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: The day all of that fits inside a woman'...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: That type of behavior was likely to get ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Uh... your mom?
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: A shot? You mean like an AIDS vaccine? I...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Or will he?
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Oh, hang on. Where did she hide her flam...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Don't count on it.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Seems about as awkward as most commenter...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I'm still working on this whole cartooni...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @PMT: But really, can you blame him? ★1
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Beard?
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @S: Our drummer is black. How can I be a...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: Isn't molestation always involuntary? ★3
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @C: I'm kind of emotional right now.
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Well, this devolved quickly.
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @CB: You're right. We should have referr... ★1
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @BS3: I'm not thinking straight. And thi...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: What have I done? D:
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Technically dark gray.
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-10-11: Nope.
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-10-11: I wouldn't know. I don't listen to that ...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @BS3: Because I just told you...?
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Nope.
Comment to comic 3145 on 2016-10-11: The real question is, why would the comp... ★2
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: @BS3: Sadly enough. I'm sure I'll get at...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Because I was too lazy to reply.
Comment to comic 1485 on 2016-10-11: This is someone's fetish.
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-11: Who the hell does that? That's so weird....
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Eh, I'd still rather read it than Ctrl-A... ★1
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I might post some of the pages here.
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: My thought was that this way, nobody cou...
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-11: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Ah. I've tried to get into that comic, b...
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-11: Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-11: ...Because you love Jesus? (Anyone who g... ★2
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-11: We don't need no stinking badges!
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Don't apples actually have cyanide in th...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: One. Am I the only one?
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Didn't they have two DCWs per year once?...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Is that a thing? Also, what is your new ...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: They're actually based on two cats I use... ★2
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: " I love it. " - TomSka Seriously, thoug...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Well, close. It's actually called Sleep ...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: Then again, the other person is not okay... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: Uh... your mom? ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: That's actually pretty funny. You should...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: What if Noodle was actually Damon Albarn... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: I don't get Mr. Drumpf's obsession with ...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-11: So, uh, would this be molesturbation?
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I honestly assumed that that was part of...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I don't blame him. He probably has more ... ★1
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Not even Daily Mail readers.
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: And now, instead of having your Watamote...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: So you are, Mr. Penis. So you are.
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: @PMT: I had to look up exactly what that...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: @OM: He says, while talking directly to ...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Because if I only did that, it would get...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: @HK @PMT Watch out; I have killed before...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: You don't see me constantly making Goril...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: No? I mean, I did survive the El Mañana ... ★1
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: @HK: Uh, no he's not?
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: And if you said this life ain't good eno... ★1
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: I wouldn't be caught dead doing that aga...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Hell, I still remember my first icon! No...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: If you really think about it, Jerry woul...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Uh... Depeche Mode? Danger Mouse? Death ...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Overused Meme? Dead? When did this happe...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Clearly, that man must be a celebrity be...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: You know who else is cute and loveable? ...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: I wish you were still purple. Hey, remem...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: 眠りなさい。
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: 眠りなさい。
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: For this comic, I dub thee unforgiven.
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Uh, no he didn't...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: And I just now realized that someone bea...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Hey! That's PSES's job.
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: WAIT! YOU'RE BACK?!
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Sting? MANY MILES AWAY SOMETHING CRAWLS ...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Did your badge change again?
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: The fact that people died under his care...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05: Oh no... what have we done?! D:
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Sting? ROOOOOOOOOXANNE!
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Ah, necrophilia. Always entertaining. Th...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Boy, have there ever been good doctors i...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Make a new joke, please. ★3
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: This again? Really? I disappear for a fe... ★1
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28: Ah, okay.
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: Hey, I'm not saying it isn't entertainin...
Comment to comic 78 on 2016-09-28: Hey, considering that you're the Purple-...
Comment to comic 50 on 2016-09-28: Happiness?
Comment to comic 45 on 2016-09-28: Can't say he doesn't deserve it.
Comment to comic 1429 on 2016-09-28: One second. (Listens to 2112 .) Yes, yes... ★2
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: I like this one better.
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: Isn't re-purposing old memes the entire ...
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: I think you have filly ed up your pun qu...
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: Neigh.
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: *comment
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: なぜ我々は日本語で話していますか？
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: I can't mane age to think of another hor...
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: I love it!
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28: No, the lyrics are, "It's not gay when i...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28: *yes
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: Is it just me, or did the bartender's fa...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: No, do not be. I only do that to people ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: If only I were Canadian.
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: @MGW: Alcohol!
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: @BS3: Last I checked, the site had been ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: If you incest. ★2
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: I'll never hear the words "lemon" and "p...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: That certainly explains your current ico...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: The people have spoken.
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: I'm sorry, but the Canadian Kennel Club ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: The people have spoken. If it uploads, m...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: You hear that, feminists? James Bond! No...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Let's not, mmkay?
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: @C: IT'S A TRAP! (R.I.P. Admiral Ackbar....
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Is it better or worse than Goatse.cx?
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: This was me escaping from a ship that ha...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Consistency is overrated.
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: So this comic is pretty accurate?
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Hooray! ...Do I remember you?
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: Not all of us are American, you know. I,...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: True enough. Still, you sometimes make f...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: '80s references are never late.
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Confession: I've never actually been to ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: @MGW: Ah. I clearly need to brush on my ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: Nice to know.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: My body is ready.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: You're a commenter on this site. You're ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27: Exactly. And now we know that his true i...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Has this comic ever had consistency? Als...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Oh, so now you're questioning the logic ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Seriously, why hasn't the site contracte...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Baby right round, like a record baby rig...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Aw, what? No love for the Lonely Island?...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: ♫ Doin' us a chick, helicopter dick! And...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: And thus, Meatspin was born.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: @MGW: John Lennon, actually.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: @C: Your eyes already look a lot like 2D...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: You're welcome.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Actually, you're right. Stank Taters was...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not t...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: They make DEATHWING look sane and ration...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Wow, it's like the pot calling the kettl...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: It's time to stop. Please come up with n... ★4
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Put it in better words than I could have...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: My bowels are full of SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Well, I didn't see that coming. Kudos, D...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: 2D? Is 2D here now? Now all we need is M...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: You're back! :D
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: Source?
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: As an Asian, I would be offended, but th...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: I'm not. Time machines can be fun.
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: Are you sure you aren't thinking of the ...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25: Jontron?
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25: ba-dum-tsss
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25: I wouldn't even know. At this point, it'...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25: 840, you mean.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25: Weed!
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: Sadly, Sad Stickman beat me to the "Firs...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: If they keep this up, one of the next co...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: "My erection is already longer than thre...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: Damn it, you beat me to that joke!
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: I didn't know that anybody here had seen...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: *daughter
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: I also comments as an Asian guitarist fr...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: What's your interpretation of me?
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: That icon though.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: [Insert flag here.]
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: I wouldn't know.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/2166... ★2
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: A bigger question is, who brings cake to... ★4
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: Technically, this was from the Plastic B...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: And I say heeeeey-aaaaaaay-aaaaay-ay-ay,... ★1
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: You seriously need to come up with more ...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/3222...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: I would say that this comic was ass , bu...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: Good luck.
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAD!!!
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: Oh, so you're Jehovah's witnesses?
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: The question is, is he also a licensed s... ★1
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: And who art thou that want me to join so...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: Regretception.
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: Well, considering that your icon is a ca...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: Faved for the song.
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21: The question is, was it still playable?
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21: I see your problem now. You have split p...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21: It's too late to apologize! It's too laa...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21: How long did it take you to come up with...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: You make it sound like you're a register...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: If your only regret on your deathbed is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: It's called underplaying. Also, penis pe...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: I thought we had something, Ctek. :(
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Yes, I am! And it is the real me, not No...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: So what are we?
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like i...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Total Recall ? The one with Ahnold?
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Now this is something we can agree on. ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: It's only a flesh wound. I've had worse....
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: I feel worse for the piano, honestly.
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: I vaguely recall there being another com...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: These jokes fall flat.
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Nah, you must be thinking of Paula, our ... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: How did an injury that bad even happen? ... ★1
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-16: More Bullet for My Valentine lyrics?
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16: There's actually a character in a novel ...
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16: If you really wanted to do that, you cou...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Are you calling Kris a degenerate?
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: But apparently you still love it.
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Don't forget that Rob has his share of f...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Thanks! I went on a short holiday from c...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Indeed I am. And I see you have a badge ...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: I am.
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: So she's a zombie? That makes sense, tho...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Hooray! Someone noticed!
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: She probably survived the fall the same ...
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: Just think: If this were a Dave comic, t... ★2
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: 2D! You're here! :D
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: I'm glad I red that comic.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: I can't see you as a gigantic black guy,... ★1
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: There's porn of you?
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: *are Sorry, my grammar Nazi tendencies a...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: So that's where his icon came from!
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Not counting the one time that we banged... ★1
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Dare I ask who was eating me?
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Rule 34: There is porn of everything tha...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Me neither, DEATHWING. Me neither. (Hugs...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Or drawn porn, in my case.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: He really does.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Sweet!
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: ...pfft. I was actually referring to Rus...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Well, that really depends on where you l...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: So... between me and Stank Taters (Murdo...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Oh, so you're just being cheeky?
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: What was your badge before this?
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Ah, yes. Now onto the scores for competi... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Same.
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: I meant Nine Inch Nails as in the ba... ...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Congratulations! You're part of the club...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Hooray! I'm not cancer! And someone reme...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Ah. That's really stretching it, as far ...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Like mine.
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Teach me how to make the best puns, o wi...
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01: Not my favorite Weezer song, I must admi... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01: Found.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: "Sir, I'm not just some token bunny!" "T...
Comment to comic 3087 on 2016-08-01: That's bizarre. Then again, Japan has st... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: If she did, I sure could have used that ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: Wouldn't it have been funny if he'd said...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: I'm an ordinary guy, burning down the ho...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: I've tried to make less of a habit of th...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: Did you miss me?
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: So his reaction to my return was to do a...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: I miss Fire_Mutt.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: I was actually going for a Blur impressi...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: "Sh-shut up! You're a fat basement-dwell...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01: You would be correct.
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: So since I was never called out by name,...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: [Insert Nine Inch Nails here.]
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Oh crap! MGW is on a roll!
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Yeah, I didn't get this one.
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Is that a bad thing? It's certainly bett...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Blue shirt is really foam ing it in. Get... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: To quote Zootopia (or Zootropolis , depe... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Cyborg Noodle?
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I'm back!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: "Goodbye, cruel world, I'm leaving you t...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Woohoo!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: That's my reaction!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Yay! Someone likes me!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: "Go away, Noodle! You're gay! It's not l...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Creative differences, apparently. He had...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Since I don't know how to continue this ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Probably people who haven't discovered t... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Yeah, some of the other commenters expla...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I see. I sure wish I could've done that ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I remember floppy disks. They were surpr...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I see. Must have been before my time. Ei...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I got that part. It was the punchline th...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Personally, I'd rather not be killed aga...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: I actually don't get it, but maybe that'...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Poop.
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Sorry, I keep forgetting that this site ...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Self awareness = -20%. ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Why wouldn't that italicize?
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: [Insert *2001* music here.] ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: God is dead. Dog is also dead. ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Thanks for the info!
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: The shitposting.
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Is that how that works? XD ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: My god, there's no end to it.
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Dressed in a leopard mink, girl standing...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: I can't believe I'm having to explain th...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: This way, everybody wins! Well, except f... ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Ah, right.
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: He's sure to have a ruff time. ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Didn't someone here have a badge that sa...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Ask Cteklite and he might give you permi...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: I noticed... Now I guess those of us who...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: I guess not...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: I'm the windmill woman.
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: But which of the two of us is the one wh...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Just because I disappear for a few hours...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Is it, though? Watch any of his movies w...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: [Insert Noodle.]
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Brilliant.
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Now you're just embarrassing yourself.
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: BIG JIM SLADE!
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Proudly sponsored by Quentin Tarantino!
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Just read any of his average comments.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: @MGW: Then I just spoiled a major plot t...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Even if I wanted to bribe Daddy Derek, I...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Double-up or quit, double-stakes or spli...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Ew, no. Dinner and a movie first.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: It must contain a Star Wars reference.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Thanks for the info. I will probably cha...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Thanks, though I might have to remove it...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Also, "d.a.r.e. certified"? You know I h...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: You can't tell me what to do! (Smokes a ...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: You're welcome! Also, maybe my current G...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: What the picture isn't showing you is th...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: ...O_o Could he be... my father?! DUN-DU...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Ahem.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: "Everybody Hates DEATHWING" needs to be ... ★3
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: "Like a Japanese schoolgirl just found h...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: His prime competitor is Daffy Clinton.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Nope, I just love referencing past comic...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: At least you didn't go with AR.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Badge.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Hey, everyone! Jeff isn't dead! He just ...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Replace Bernie Sanders with Dolan Drumpf... ★2
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: LOL, FAG!
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: This comment needs more cowbell.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: Oh, cool! I'm finally in one of your com...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Ah, so he's more of a newbie than me!
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Correct. Cool Cat Saves the Kids , a.k.a...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @C: I figure people just skip over my co...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @C: Fire_Mutt commented there. Now I'm s...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: What do you think of Poverty Ghost?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: (Hangs self.)
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Does apple pie also contain butt jokes?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I love your username and icon. :D
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: He was probably caught.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I do what I can to help.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I'm only 50% sure I should be offended.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @P1231: Was there ever any doubt?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Is that a good thing?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @P1231: Right? It has that compressed, s...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Hey, thanks for the free advertising!
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @JA: You're correct. I used some of 2D's... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Hey, you actually want to forget details...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I'm surprised that he didn't go with "Da... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: This is indeed true. Compare my appearan...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: This is an officially licensed character...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I don't plan on leaving anytime soon, ei...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Finally, someone got my name's origin co...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Hey, if you get to make random insults a...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: So either Feel Good Inc. or El Mañana.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Remember, kids, quack is whack! Also I'm...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: You're the Wheat Bread Man! http://explo...
Comment to comic 1906 on 2016-07-26: What time is it? It's MUFFIN TIME! SOMEB...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Drugs and earplugs. Hey, that rhymed!
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: As am I. As are all of us.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I always get horny at the drum fill in "...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Why yes. http://gorillaz.wikia.com/wiki/...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: That was actually Darkwing Duck , I thin...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @P1231: You mean On Melancholy Hill?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Ha! Nerd! - Hypocritical Noodle
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: It became handicapped by going to a Def ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Well, you know what they say. Small shoe...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: He is the terror that flaps in the night...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine, ge... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: [Insert sexy as fuck sax riff here.]
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I actually wear a pretty small shoe size... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: At least Pyromania makes a good Def Lepp...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Why else do you think Wikipe-tan exists?...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: How about Billy Idol? I've been away for...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: A bon er , more like it. ★1
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Is it wrong that when I first saw the ot...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: I want my MTV!
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: With the lights out, it's less dangerous...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Teach me how to be as cool as you, o lor...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Super relevant! I was thinking the same ...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Opinions, fuck yeah!
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: I don't know who fire_mut is, but Fire_M...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Dave comics simply wouldn't be the same ...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26: Have characters here ever been shown wea...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: You've been a white knight enough, C. No... ★2
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Indeed I am, my good man! [Insert Pearl ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Did you really have any doubt? Within a ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: No offense, but I think I would rather h... ★2
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Aha! A fellow British musician! Nice to ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Still funnier than any of DEATHWING's co... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: Yeah, I'm sure he'll stop because some r...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: I go one day without commenting and I'm ...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: @C: We should be looking for some better...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: It is also an opinion that many of their...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: I still haven't, though. I never will......
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-24: Don't even think about it.
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-24: Someone called?
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24: @PB: Ah, thanks for the info. I was just...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: This is getting deep, man.
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: Hey, don't lash out at me!
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: I know this because of Risky Business an...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: Explosm is the Master of Puppets, pullin...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: You're back! :D
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: Please don't.
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: I can feel it coming in the air tonight,...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: At least the joke didn't fly right over ...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: I haven't seen any puns cornea than thes...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: And he deserves it too. Great job.
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: I only know what it is from another Cyan...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: Ugh, that was just plane gross. ★1
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: You would be able to tell if she were me...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24: @PB: Hey! Why hate Depeche Mode?
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: "Reach out and touch faith!" - Depeche M...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Aww, kittens! :D Good luck!
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Sometimes it can get up to five. :)
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Your tag is fitting with this comment.
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Oh no, Noodle has disappeared! Now who w...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: But what about purple hair?
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Tags define us. Just like how MGW eats p...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: And I liked you better when you were pur...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Uh, well, I also miss Hobbes.
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: We are on the cutting edge of pun creati... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Sorry, I'm used to you voicing your nega...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Oh look, Stank Taters says he doesn't li...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: I don't know. Maybe these puns will help... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: It looks as though your icon is already ... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: That will certainly make it easier to do...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Did I ever tell you how I got these scar...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: I can see it now: your tag is going to b...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Hey, I just realized that a certain D.W....
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Who's JDH again?
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Really? I never saw it on my end. It jus...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: @PB @MGW: Thanks for the info!
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: These tree puns are getting ridiculous. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: I'm possibly thinking of making an edit ...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Also, that tree face. You know what I'm ...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Oh, a badge? Or a tag?
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Beg for a subtitle? Unless you're a fore...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: You beat me to it, so I was forced to ma...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Damn. The poor sap . I cannot be leaf sh... ★3
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: You're not late, guys. DEATHWING is clai... ★1
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: For what? Being a dick?
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Oh, that... that's rich. You, the guy wh... ★3
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: R.I.P. Fire_Mutt. I guess he was finally...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: And it's entirely applicable.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Psst. Hey. MGW is summoning you in the n...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: I love this! Can't wait to see more (pos...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: @Jimmy: I wonder what you're going to do...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: I could also tell that to DEATHWING.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: @C: It appears to be both bold and itali...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: Maybe he wants to do both.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: And I don't even get the logic of this o...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: Silly Cteklite. This comic begs to disag...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: A. You spelled "here" wrong. B. If you h...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: That's what you get for messing with Noo... ★1
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: And this is why I haven't left any comme...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: Much to our chagrin, yes.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Or to the obscure lore of a British cart...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20: I blame DEATHWING.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: If only it were that easy. I could then ...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Well that's lovely.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: If this helps, here are all of my past i...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Allow me to respond to this post with a ...
Comment to comic 2146 on 2016-07-19: Harsh, man.
Comment to comic 3853 on 2016-07-19: Like me? :3
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-19: Your tag disagrees with you.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-19: I am an antichrist I am an anarchist *Do...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-19: Nights in white satin, never reaching th...
Comment to comic 2000 on 2016-07-19: Or Shit, GTG.
Comment to comic 1953 on 2016-07-19: From the company that brought you Sharkn...
Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-07-19: Why do you feel a need to censor your sw...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-19: This comment makes no sense with my curr...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-19: You're right, it surpassed the "Window o...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: @C: Fair enough. The picture only shows ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: ERRY TAHM AH DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Hahahahahaha you suck Noodle and I'm gon...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: @Cyn&H: He especially seems to have a ha...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: @MGW: I did not kill him! It's not true!... ★1
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: :D I love that movie! The "Who Wants to ...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: He just sounded like an idiot before. No...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Hah! DEATHWING clearly just wants me to ...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-19: @NAGN: It's this damn reply limit. I gue...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-19: We already had sex in the comments a whi...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-19: @PSESR: Wow, you actually remembered the...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-19: Actually, I wouldn't be entirely opposed...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-19: Is it any wonder I've got too much time ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-19: I wouldn't expect anything less from the...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-19: Well, that's racist. Wait, no...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-19: AR approaches you.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-19: Fair point. XD It is one of those ending...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-19: Fair enough. Oh, also, Darth is Luke's f...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-19: @MGW: I was thinking of that Disney show...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-19: Your link appears to be screwed up by th...
Comment to comic 2453 on 2016-07-19: The only ones I've memorized are rule 34... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-19: The sign says, "You've got to have a mem...
Comment to comic 3832 on 2016-07-19: Let it burn while I cry 'cause I heard i... ★1
Comment to comic 3895 on 2016-07-19: True enough. I hadn't thought of that be...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: @PB: Thanks for the info. Also, thanks a...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Still a better song titled "Photograph" ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: What a funny story, Mark.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Damn. Guess I'm no longer a waifu. XD
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Such a compliment.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: >implying that I'm male
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Forgot about that one. Also relevant: ht...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Cteklite remembered you.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: And half of them don't even make sense.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: And about five of them are insults aimed... ★1
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: True enough. Oh wait, also: [Insert Orig...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Radios are pussies just waiting to get f...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: @C: So can I assume that you somehow fou...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Thanks, that is such a compliment. XD I ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Now baby baby baby why ya why ya wanna h...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: And before the comment reply limit: [Ins...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: The amount of people criticizing the com...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Hey. I'm a female virgin. As far as you ...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: You sound really snobby all of a sudden....
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: If anyone gets the song/movie reference,...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Where's Fire_Mutt?
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Well, that's a little hypocritical comin...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: As I said below, it's hobophobic.
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Et tu, DEATHWING?
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: I think you should go home and rethink y...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: Probably because DEATHWING doesn't find ...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: I like trains.
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: So you mean you will respect me and stop...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: People who spam the comments section in ...
Comment to comic 4194 on 2016-07-19: But he's not ginger, nor is he making a ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: But the iPhones also simultaneously get ... ★1
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: I love that! Though I only remember two ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Ain't that some shit. So although there'...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: [Insert someone complaining that the jok...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19: How does one tell if I'm a commenter you...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: The joke is that I said "hobophobic" whe...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: I think you and Original Totes would get...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: It's a kind of magic!
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: Ian McKellen, you mean.
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: That's not surprising from a guy who hat...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: [Insert Shyamalan here.]
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: Ugh, Explosm is being hobophobic. And I ...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: Well, I have no idea what a "contry" is,...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: It's the end of the world as we know it!...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: Even Noodle hasn't made her customary ap...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Psst. Hey. I answered your question on t...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower That you...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Ugh, rude! Could you at least be subtle ...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Call me N. For "Not Actually Made of Spa...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Pronounced "bee ampersand." Wait, no...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: One of the weirdest and simultaneously c...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-16: Ugh, I just noticed that. Damn. Guess no...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: I would have mentioned him/her, but coul...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16: I don't remember when I last changed my ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16: I don't get it.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: They clearly morphed into the album cove...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: That's not true. There's Fire_Mu--oh, wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Never mind, you changed your icon back. ...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: So I guess he'd like Soylent Green, then...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Maybe it's because of your creepy facial...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Oh yes. I am.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: I'm in too much porn. And I don't even r...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Or stab him there?
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Even Murdoc would be a better candidate ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: I don't think I can add anything else to... ★2
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: It's kind of like how I got to Plastic B... ★1
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Robinson Caruso ?
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Cow doodoo.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Your tag disagrees with you. :D ★1
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Okay, here. Here's a good joke: DEATHWIN...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: That new icon. It's glorious.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Do you, though?
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: I knew it! I knew you would do that! Fun...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: What are we supposed to expect from the ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: You know he will.
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15: Wait, seriously?
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Ah, Dave, always one to deliver with the...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Hey! That's not a pun!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: May the man who sold the world live on i...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-13: Derp. I'm too tired to think of a cohere...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Hey, if you know my real name, tell me. ...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: You remind me of the babe.
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: No, then there would be dozens of sockpu...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Hey! We missed you!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Sarah, go to your room. Play with your t...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Don't worry, you'll get used to it once ...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Do it, Explosm. Make a plushy of a guy i...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: I would've gone for H-U-M-P-I-N-G, but t...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Don't forget "husbando of Noodle"!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: True. Besides, they're no worse than Ste...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Hooray! It's what I've always wanted...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: You'll have to seek asylum from the shit...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: It was, originally. It was covered by Di...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Yes! I was right! 2D now owes me 69£!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Indeed, hence my icon.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-13: Wait, seriously?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-13: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / --. .. --. --. ....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-13: That accent doesn't do anything for peop...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Probably DEATHWING. ★2
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: I was thinking "brony," but whatever.
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: And these comments are insane .
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: I can tell that you're pretty mad about ...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: And the people bowed and PRAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Ga--no... Bi--no... Um... equinesexual?
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Aw, crap! Kris beat me to it!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Huh, Kris left a comment on his own stri...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: You think that's bad; the alternate cut ...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: It's like the signs that say, "Do not di...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Thinking about getting banned?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: .-..-. .-- -....- .-- --- .-- .-.-.- .-....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: -... . ..-. --- .-. . / .... . / -.-. --...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: "How do you plead?" "Horny!"
Comment to comic 4314 on 2016-07-12: Thank you, General Obvious!
Comment to comic 3723 on 2016-07-12: Marion Ravenwood?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: It's almost as if you guys think that Go...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Nah, less, but still a dick.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: (High fives again) And now you're pregna...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Blame me, Cteklite, DEATHWING, and Origi...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: There must be something about the server...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: LMAO BUTTS!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Bring back Trelaf! #MakeExplosmGreatAgai...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: "Stop me now because I'm having a good t...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Might as well. Pazuzu owes me money, so ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Why did the pervert cross the road? He g... ★3
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: YOUR MOM NEEDS TO CALM DOWN!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Fair point. We invented it because some ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Here we are! Born to be kings, we're the...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Was there ever any doubt?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Aww! (Hug)
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Thanks, and I don't even try! Though wit...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Gung vf, hagvy gur zbqf qrpvqr gb ona hf...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Heh. I'm just wondering if this is a ban...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / ... -- .. .-.. ....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Without the censor bars, though?
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Hah! I get it! ★1
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: The next comic is relevant.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: It's no more shocking than watching of a... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I love how we're just casually writing p...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: --. .-. .. -. -.. .. -. --. / .... . .-....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: That's an interesting bit of history. No...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Or E-3: The Extra Testicle .
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: But I thought that Murdoc is God? Or at ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: So wait, Cthulhu wrote "Sledgehammer"? N...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I think most people here look like that....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Pics or didn't happen. :D
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: That was a real thing? (Looks it up) OH ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Nu, V frr. V thrff vg qbrf ybbx yvxr "in...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: It is now, Worm, your honor.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: It's inescapable.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Ooh, you're right! I never thought about...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Almost makes me wonder why this comment ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Oh, right! I changed my icon! Sorry, it ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Correct!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: They're both in the studio and I don't w...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: "Stop Me Now" just doesn't have the same...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: ... I wanna go home! Take off this unifo... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Something is different? What are you tal...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: What does this have to do with anything?...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Sure.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: .-..-. -. -. .... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- /...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: We can just grab Mario from the "Social ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Fine, sorry. I watch a lot of Cinema Sno... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I should probably go back to bed myself....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: .... . .-. / - .. - ... / .--. .-. . ......
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: 問題ない！
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Christopher Lambert?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: You're on. .-- --- --- .--. .-- --- --- ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I don't actually know if that's true, to...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I was actually referencing this: http://...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I can't come up with anything else. Even...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: V riraghnyyl qrpvqrq ntnvafg vg orpnhfr ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: .-..-. .. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -....
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: And Beaver and Buttface .
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: And My Little Porny: Fucking Is Magic .
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Qnza! V jnf bevtvanyyl tbvat gb tb sbe o...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: And despite the racisms and general anar...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: (High five's you) Gave you cancer!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Ah, yes! ... .... . / -. --- -.. -.. . -...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: The STDs, you mean. Or VDs, or STIs, or ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: There can be only one.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I see it now. And if he pulled out an ac...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Lbh pna ernq guvf? Jbj.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-12: Man, making these puns is a piece of cak...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-12: No, it's just that kids in the States ha...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-12: This is true. Murdoc nearly blew all our...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Go watch it! It's really good, though he...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: From the same creators of Super Hornio B...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Really? I tried looking it up and found ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: And if he were a Jamaican playing poker,...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-12: ... .... . / ..- -. --.. .. .--. .--. . ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Gay!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Wait, I thought that was Dolan Drumpf?
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: The twist is that it won't actually be a...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: That someone needs to go sit on a cactus...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Doo-wop, doobie-doo-doo-wop, doo-wah doo...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Me included. Derp.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Wow, seriously? Huh. Though I'm more tha...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Touche.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12: Ahem, you mean a normal Noodie comment. ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Okay, that's a pretty good one. Of cours...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Where the hell is his nose?
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: "Do you have an active sex life?" "I com... ★1
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Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / .-. --- .-.. .-....
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: That awkward moment when: You have to re...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Oh, telephone line, give me some time, I...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: I'm sowwy. :( - Sad Noodle
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: .-..-. --- -....- --- --- .... .-.-.- .-...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / -- .- -.. . / -....
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Onions! ★1
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Close enough.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: .... . .-. / ... - .-. .. .--. . -.. / ....
Comment to comic 1206 on 2016-07-11: Purple-Shirted Baby-Feed... um... Animal...
Comment to comic 4039 on 2016-07-11: Is that even possible? Can a company leg...
Comment to comic 4039 on 2016-07-11: Eat Fresh!
Comment to comic 3018 on 2016-07-11: A+ work there, kid.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: I think we should bring it back to the g...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: How are you? Have you been alright throu...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: This comment section is big enough, alre...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: And more perverted!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Nooooooo! Not Noodie!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Opinions! Also, you're back!
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: .- / -... .-.. ..- ... .... / -.-. .- --...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: Bring back Obese Maurice! ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-11: We may be nerds, but we will have our re...
Comment to comic 2199 on 2016-07-11: What a butthead.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Can't think of a clever pun, so instead ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: See, now I'm pissed. I was going to say ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .-..-. -.-. - . -.- .-.. .. - . -....- ....
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: This discussion needs to lighten up .
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Correct! Or more specifically from the u...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .... . / .- ... .. .- -. / --. ..- .. - ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: This is a pretty heavy discussion.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: All my dreams are lost, And I can't slee...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / -. --- -.. -.. ....
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Is that a good thing?
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Don't worry; you're only five years off....
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: But it's only been eleven years since th...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: -. --- --- -.. .-.. . / -... .-.. .. -. ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Whoops, I did it again.
Comment to comic 1247 on 2016-07-10: To think, this joke wouldn't have worked... ★2
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .-- --- --- .--. .-- --- --- .--. .-- --...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: How about no?
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Wasn't there a comic about that? http://...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-10: Now that I think of it... yeah, it does ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .. - / .-- .- ... / - .... . -. / - .......
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: First comic reference FTW!
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: I wasn't even born until 1990, and even ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: You're welcome!
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: And we played the first thing that came ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .... . / .--. ..- .-. .--. .-.. . -....-...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Sweatiest?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: He was finally inducted in 2011.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: I didn't know that you and Calvin played...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Thank you. Now... SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Please don't cook me.
Comment to comic 4210 on 2016-07-10: Roses are red, My hair is violet, My Tom... ★4
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: I love messing things up.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Absolute anarchy.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: "And if you don't like it, you're a sexi... ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Hey! How can I be a fat man if I'm not e...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .-- --- --- .--. .-- --- --- .--. .-- --...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: .- ... / - .... . / .-- .. -. -.. / -......
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Hey, I couldn't just let his grammar go ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Blame dillxox123. And the imposters of m...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: I have decided that to lead the other co...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: Oh! Oh! I got it! I got it! It's Star Bu...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10: Here, let's throw in some Ghostbusters '...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Uh-oh, he's onto me! Guess I should chan...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: In Soviet Russia, Explosm comments on No...
Comment to comic 1258 on 2016-07-10: This is someone's fetish, I just know it...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: In the expression "kit and kaboodle," wh...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: When you play Skrillex in reverse, your ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: You're back!
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Not counting Totes Original, though I do...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Like, even 2D knows it's touché. Even I ...
Comment to comic 2987 on 2016-07-10: The Irish have suffered through a lot. R...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Someone called me?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: Hey! We haven't even kissed yet! Also, "...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: They've both been banned, you know.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Fist.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: \/\/00P\/\/00P\/\/00P ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: So about that sex RP... ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Please don't.
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Nope! Just Gorillaz roleplay, bad puns, ...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Again, what did you expect from an Explo...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Side note: this comic is kind of dumb. R...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: What did you expect from an Explosm comm...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP... ★2
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Well, if you get to reference obscure st...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Yet another thing that will be sadly mis...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Well, I give up. I know zilch about Star...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: It's sad but true. Then again, that's no...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: I still have vinyl records.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Phew! I already have enough troubles in ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Klaatu, verata, Noodle? Fun fact: A grou...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the only th...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: I'm torn on how to respond to this. One ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Thanks. It was the only way to prove tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: From whence you came, you shall remain u...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: "We get this guy laid, we won’t have any...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: http://explosm.net/comics/4056/ This is ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: A glaring flaw in the system, I say.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Hey, I was asleep all night. You had you...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: I don't think any of us want to let go o...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: What about Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: No, I mean Crawford, since he originally...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D W...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: What wrong pattern? Are none of the comi... ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Okay, fair point, but still. Those ads g...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: I think the plural is technically "waifu...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: "I have seen shit that’ll turn you white...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: GET BOMBED TO DEATH ON MY WINDMILL ISLAN...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Next comic, I'm bringing back woopwoopwo...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: The Nostalgia Critic, Todd and the Shado...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-09: Hey, to be fair, we used to live in Kong...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-09: What the hell goes on in that game that ... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: It's pretty hard to remember English whe...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Thought I would like what?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: VCR? The hell is a VCR? ...okay, yeah, I...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Which one, Pinkie? The kid or the mom? O...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: I think they technically count as apes. ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: There's probably even porn of the ads on...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Seems legit. Needs more "WOOPWOOPWOOP," ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: "That's a big Twinkie." ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: We have a deep lore that I could explain...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Oh god, why did I go to that site?! It's...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: See you there. I posted links to all of ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Hey, so do I. iPods suck!
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Okay, I went back and found all of the 2...
Comment to comic 4156 on 2016-07-09: #MakeExplosmGreatAgain ★1
Comment to comic 3992 on 2016-07-09: Guns don't kill people, nuh-uh, I kill p... ★1
Comment to comic 3954 on 2016-07-09: ba-dum-tsss
Comment to comic 3932 on 2016-07-09: Huh, the cyborgs must be related to Cybo... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: What about the one guy whose icon now sa...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: I'm not sure if I would count. I mean, I...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: I also hate it when bands that are not r...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: How many well-known commenters have been...
Comment to comic 4068 on 2016-07-09: Silly woman! None of the C&H characters ... ★1
Comment to comic 3898 on 2016-07-09: You sexist pig! Say the people who have ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Reference?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Was that an actual Journey music video?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Hey, with me, we already have the member...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Well, can't top that!
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Never said I wasn't, though I killed Cyb...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: Show them Young Jesus's comment, yes. Th...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: You murder me every day? You must not be...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09: High five! Gave you cancer!
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!! - Noodle quoting ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: By the way, there's a spammer here sayin...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: My name isn't actually Noodle, of course...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Not first, but still gay!
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Knowing the Explosm mods, they will prob...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: [Insert Jeff here.]
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Finally someone let me out of my cage!
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: And until this one, I hadn't posted any....
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Hey, to be fair, he never would have fou... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Holy geez! A new comic was posted? And t... ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Imagine how traumatic it must be for me ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Trust me, I would know.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: BRB, browsing all 2015 Rob comics.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I didn't realize it wasn't.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I think our original name was just Goril...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: So will this S&M gear come in handy afte...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I'm having such a good time, I'm having ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I only want to see you underneath the ph...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I might. Then again, it helps that there...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I'm the secretary for the Department of ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Oh, don't worry; deviantART got a head s...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: And thus, 10,000 confused Christians kil...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I would guess Jeff, but I'm pretty sure ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: One I found was "Violet Love Machine."
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: http://explosm.net/comics/3202/
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Department of Redundancy is located in t...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: The critic doesn't always get paid. Just...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Don't forget a strong... uh... I got not...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I wonder what waifu you could possibly b...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Fun fact: Purple Poop Dogs was the origi...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Critic, shitposter, they're both interch...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: So instead of the KKK, it's the GGG?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Actually, the name came from this strip:...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: You mean Jack Sparrow? Yeah, that was qu...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Your shopping list? Uh, yeah, sure... (L...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: "You complete me!" - Noodle quoting Jerr...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08: _ also makes italics here, like on YouTu...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08: Does Cteklite even have a mustache?
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08: Too obvious.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08: Well, the band's headquarters are in Eng...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08: LOL. I don't know if you'd be into Cybor...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Say something funny. Or get a bunch of i...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Soooo... does this mean that Dave is bri...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: The better rhyme is, "He grabbed your di...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: I'm so sorry. If I'd known, I would have...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Don't call his name...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: But have you met Space Ghost?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: But doesn't cyanide kill you?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Phantom limbs, I think. So Michael Crawf...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Even more than that, he was voiced by Ad...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Wasn't there a Batman character called t...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Hey, it was bound to happen due to my pu...
Comment to comic 1069 on 2016-07-08: Gotta love how his shirt changed color f...
Comment to comic 1028 on 2016-07-08: Not to mention the seeming lack of nippl...
Comment to comic 1028 on 2016-07-08: You can! Well, you can now.
Comment to comic 4148 on 2016-07-08: If you incest. ★4
Comment to comic 3873 on 2016-07-08: My sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes...
Comment to comic 3873 on 2016-07-08: Mama, just killed a man.
Comment to comic 3873 on 2016-07-08: It comes in handy. Also, totally forgot ...
Comment to comic 542 on 2016-07-08: I'm sure they're less intimidated by tha... ★1
Comment to comic 3895 on 2016-07-08: Why would mermaids need to nurse their y...
Comment to comic 4002 on 2016-07-08: Oh, so a Bat-dick is too far, but Bat-ni... ★1
Comment to comic 4343 on 2016-07-08: Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw....
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Either that or Poverty Ghost.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Klan ghosts!
Comment to comic 3839 on 2016-07-07: Little does he know, he is suffering fro...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-07: Found it! http://explosm.net/comics/2388...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Level up!
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Well, only one, but the rest of you guys...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Not of the two of us together, mind you....
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: The key was that the system thought that...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: So I did, Derek. So I did.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: How I used to speak: https://www.youtube...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/4275... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Hey, I can't be everybody's waifu! Or ca...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: My reaction: http://explosm.net/comics/3... ★1
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: Indeed! Asian girls are hot! (Poses subt...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: We were all wrong.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: We were all wrong.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: And now I have a tag anyway. Cool!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I'll be back.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Don't worry; even if it were Cyborg Nood...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Evidently, you're not David Byrne, eithe...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Internet Exploder better than Firefox? S...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: E-lo! Mai naehm is Noodaru! (How I used ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Ohhhh my.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: For me, it was probably because of the i...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: You were right.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: "real af" Well, this should prevent any ... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: </depressing comment section week> Hopef...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: You start a conversation; you can't even...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: I sure wish you'd made this comment soon...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Searching for "purple hair fetish" on Go...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: It's been years since I've seen that sho...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: How did you get "hot dog!" as yours, any...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Certainly not Kristin Wiig or Melissa Mc...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: And even there, use your bare hands to d...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: It crashed when I loaded it on Firefox.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Why did I go to that link?
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: So it wasn't already dead to begin with?...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: That's why I need a tag. It will make cl... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: #YouGottaHavePurpleHair
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-07: Her? Which her? Me?
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: People are too sensitive these days, any...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: ...Do it. Give me a "waifu" tag.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: Or the woman would kick him in the nuts ... ★1
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: It looks like a pregnancy test to me. No...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Even if it's against my own will.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I'm one of the 37, if it makes you feel ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Blame the douchebag who thinks it's funn...
Comment to comic 40 on 2016-07-07: :D http://explosm.net/comics/807/ Also n...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: Never.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Hey, what can I say? Sharing the same ch...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: I did.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Go to sleep.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: On a lighter note, you gotta love how th... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Feel Good Inc., actually. But close enou...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Watch the way I navigate, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: I don't remember. All Explosm characters...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Ah. Will the real Noodle please stand up...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: I love how you're quoting yourself.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Like the shipping art of me and Cyborg.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: OG? What's that?
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Well, I'd really rather not have someone...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Please stop.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: ...mmmmmaybe? :3
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Let off some steam, Bennett.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Unfortunately, it seems as though the re...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Most of them are just me, Cteklite and J...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: My username isn't changing, so I'm stick...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: They really aren't. What, do they think ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Thanks for the info! Hopefully I'm not b...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: I have no idea. I mean, what did I ever ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Do you think you're somehow being clever...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: This isn't funny.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Attention! There's someone else here who...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Stop it.
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Okay, I don't know how this happened, bu...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: >a bunch of kids 2D: 38 Murdoc: 50 Russe...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07: In C&H , yes. Either that or kick the wo...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Right, thanks for the advice! Though if ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Opinions!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: #Triggered
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Ack! I'm allergic to shitty grammar!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Actually, Poison. ...Why do I know the l...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I'll probably get the rape face from thi...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Because a vision softly creeping left it...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I read "ComicSins" as "Comic Sans." Just...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Touché.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Joke's on you; that's actually Rob's fet...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: The fact that you posted that comment tw...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I think this is the top one.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Ain't looking for nothing but a good tim...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I don't doubt that I already have five m...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I was actually quoting this comic myself...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I'm overjoyed.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Both. Now I wonder: do Pokemon have diff...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I see you've been doing your Gorillaz re...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I knew that. I was being cheeky. :3
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Not to be confused with the GN'R album, ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Indeed! It's like a match made in heaven...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Maybe it's just my tired state, but this...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: LA-DI-DA-DI-DA, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Amen. As for me, I've promised myself no...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Murdoc Niccals!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Smoke? As in, weed?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: It's not over until we get to the big 42...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Well said, I'm actually Cyborg Noodle. K...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: [Insert "There are no girls on the Inter...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: And the butts. Gives hug of sympathy ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: CGI? Really? You're really selling out t...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Is there even an emoticon for that type ... ★2
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: So you're the person who flags everythin...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Hello, darkness, my old friend.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: People want to be cool, it seems. To sta...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: How about... no?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: SOMEONE. IS. BEING. A. DOUCHE.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: It takes a few minutes.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Maybe he has a foam fetish.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: I actually sang that line out loud when ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Santa Claus really is a perv, isn't he? ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Whenever I hear "Stop," I have to wonder...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: [Insert GradeAUnderA saying "Ya immature...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: It was because of your icon from this co...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: This is tinier!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07: Fair enough.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Right, Uncle Max.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: I could tell she liked me by the way she...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hell, even Susie Derkins moved on and go...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hard to say. We were supposed to release...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Somehow, you telling me that is actually...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: You have a sex dungeon?!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Gotta catch 'em all, right?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: True. Just look at Japanese girls.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Are you still planning on doing the thin...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: I thought that the filthiest shit you co...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Fine, I'll stop. ...Hammer time. :D
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: What kind of school did you go to where ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Ugh, LOL Flag is my least favorite C&H s...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Espresso noodles? I might have to try th...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Speaking of which, whatever happened to ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: You're right, but Dave will still have t...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: I don't know, but apparently she's got i...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hey, since you're Hobbes and I'm Noodle,...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hey! I'm not a perv! ...okay, yeah, yeah...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: That would certainly explain why Fire_Mu...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Good luck fitting all of those into one ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Huh. I could use that as my next icon. M...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: What if his reaction is one of indiffere...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: You deserve an award for that comment. ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Maybe he's referring to dillxox123?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: More like My Little Pervert , unless you...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Whoever keeps flagging all comments shou...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Or, in my case, both. Hey, I'm just foll...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: In both this comic and the last Rob one,...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Well, unless you count Jackie's.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: But then what if you change your icon ag...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: So Espresso's/Hobbes'?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/2654... ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Sorry, first grade. Derp, I'm still tire...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: That's as good a continuation as any. ★1
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: That's lovely. I would take my icon from...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: Too predictable, I say.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: ahem Butts. Hey, I did promise I would m... ★2
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: And none of them are racist! Yet.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Right? He has to have known you for over...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: How have you been? People still swearing...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: But whose?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: It's evident that he must have eaten som...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: I didn't recognize you for a sec!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: ba-dum-tsssss
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: But it also shows it as being black! I m...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Holy momma, you changed your icon!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: That's what I said!
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Also, who were you in that scenario? The...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hobbes? Is that you?
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: ...Hobbes? ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-07-06: Ah, back when the C&H writers were low o... ★4
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Unless you've seen me with my hair out o...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Actually, no.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: "His back." Yeah, I'm sure that's what h...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3yCH5SK... ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: And almost half of them were from me! Al...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: Samuel L. Jackson is badass. Enough said...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Are you the reincarnation of Rocky Balbo...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: waifu From Japanese ワイフ ‎(waifu, “wife”)...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Poor guy. How I pity him. And this is co... ★1
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: Asian people, everybody! And I can get a...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Oh. When I saw this comic, my first thou...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Huh, I didn't think I would actually tri...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: I have no idea what mine would be. Proba...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-06: You're deader than Cyborg Noodle. Only a...
Comment to comic 1165 on 2016-07-06: Believe it or not, this is what I though... ★2
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Hah! Here's my favorite from that week: ...
Comment to comic 1165 on 2016-07-06: In other news, water is wet.
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Don't bother. It's actually creepier tha...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: As I said below, Rob is channeling Matt'... ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Which episode?
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Here are some boobies for your viewing p...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: I see that Rob is channeling Matt again.... ★1
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-05: Maybe it's just because I don't use Face...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-05: Hey, wait a second! If you're John Holme...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-05: It redirects to a different site on my e...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: I must. Then again, I haven't seen enoug...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: First of all, that's a catchy song. Seco...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Wish granted, I guess?
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: The key was that it wasn't actually in a...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: So if you don't have a life, does that m...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: There's an easy way of finding out. Simp...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: I think they do, hence why so many paren...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: How is a train a metaphor for a penis?
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Suit yourself. Hey, it will prevent you ...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Your tag would be, "I ruined YouTube."
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Hi Caitlin.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Somehow I can't imagine that.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: We all were.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: But apparently we can't get a life by be...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Or, in the audio book version, what Samu...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: No wonder their population was declining...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: You know who's gay? Y-- gets hit by a tr...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: And you used to wonder what friendship c...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: But let's not get into that debate right...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Not all women want to go along with that...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: And now it's 6 AM. I should do what Jeff...
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: It makes life easier.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: It's almost 5 here, causal.
Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-05: Was it worth it?
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: What Facebook thing?
Comment to comic 4343 on 2016-07-04: He looks like the white version of Georg...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-04: ...I just now got that.
Comment to comic 801 on 2016-07-04: Eh, the play was better.
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-07-04: Can creepypasta killers even get laid?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-07-04: Teeny tiny.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-04: I'd rather not. I hear people die there....
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: Me neither. Just roll with it.
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-04: I'm just going to leave it at that befor...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: You're not going to spank me twice? I do...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Let's see... Asian girl who once went to...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Judging by my icon, what do you think? :...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: And why am I supposed to care about the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: I think you've turned into a scratched v...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Okay, calm down, Wayne Campbell.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Okay, John Holmes.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Hooray!
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Who said it was soft?
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: The Land Shark sketch will always be one...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Yes.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: But between Ron Jeremy, John Holmes and ...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: And all I had to do was make some bad pu...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Indeed, my fellow colored-hair commenter...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: He's actually a vampire.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: He'll start writing "I'm zigzagged" inst... ★1
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: I don't think he cares what we think and...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: So I guess the mustache came with the jo...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: Eyyyy!
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: Yes it is what I said. And I meant it to...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: ba-dum-tsssss ★1
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-04: I made that joke before you, man.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: That is amazing. :D
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: Is it wrong that I first read that as Du...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: I've seen things like this a few times, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: For comments, that is. ★3
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Challenge accepted. (Not really. But Mur...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: But are you also punk?
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: 2 Girls 1 Cup style?
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Why thank you, I try. Takes a bow
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Pesto? I like that on pizzas.
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I'm sure it's a messed up place there. P...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: That rustles my jimmies.
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: And I'm sure you come all the way.
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Green shirt: Gladly!
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: As I said, someone's being a douche!
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: And someone is being a douche again.
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Hah! Seriously, though, I have no idea w...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: Ba-dum-tssss Actually, I'm looking for t...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: Oh, I'm sure someone does. Specifically,...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: Our girls are hotter and never appear to...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Ha! Genius of Memes, we summon thee!
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Fair point. I don't know why you would a...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-07-03: Ha! Joke's on you, I doubt you can even ...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I think over half of my life felt like I...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-03: It's alright. I prefer my windmill islan...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: No, I think I understand. The guy was Ba...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: And then you have to purify yourself in ...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: You have assface syndrome!
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: They do, but the problem is that wheneve... ★2
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: Japanese is better. ;D
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: You'd love to know that, wouldn't you? :...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Like sweet corn? I remember that GradeAU...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I would love to have seen that. It almos...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I think he said "blue shirt," like your ...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I say we should vote for Russel Hobbs fo...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: True. This is basically the opposite of ...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Then whose is it? Blue shirt's?
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: I came in like a wrecking ball! Strips d...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: But you were thinking it! ...Okay, no, I...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Or the person is just too dumb to get it...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: It shouldn't be that hard to understand....
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: The joke is that you eat poop, just like...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03: If they did, pretty much every comment w...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Gay! (as in happy because of how high on...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: You're a bit racist, aren't you? I'm gue...
Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03: Hey, look! Green shirt is Meme Genius Wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Head dick?
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Did you do this? ★1
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: That's the best way it could have ended....
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: [Insert Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber refer...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: And someone flagged this comment. Someon...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: And that was also after his career escap...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: There we go! He needs a bigger mullet, t...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: And a significant lack of Escape from Ne...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Also, whoever went around flagging all t...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Oh wait, now I get it.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-02: Harsh, man.
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: What reference is that?
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Judging by the fact that we haven't seen...
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02: Gasp! Madman! No having fun!
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: That's correct! How did you know?
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: That's pleasant.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: It seems as though all comments are flag...
Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-07-01: And how the hell did that bitch ass oran... ★1
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-07-01: Implying that there's anything wrong wit...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-07-01: He says he does, which should be good fo...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Also, it seems as though someone has bee...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Dick cheese?
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Dick cheese? ★1
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: That's the shtick, yeah.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Also, why is your comment flagged?
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Careful, I once shot two fighter planes ...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Ah, I got it.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Sounds like a sketchy board to me.
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: And who is Tony Jaa and why is he better...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Also, for whatever reason, zero is group...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: If we wanted to get wedgies, we'd just p...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: "Nighnightmares." Apparently that's a th...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Isn't that what Enlightened Pyromaniac j...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: You're telling me. One day you could be ... ★1
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Hey, I liked it. Just because it didn't ...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Or, if we're going for old school Intern...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Why do you keep a wedgie board at your h...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: What's he doing now, anyways? I know tha...
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Still bound to be better than that stupi... ★1
Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-06-30: Eyy!
Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-06-30: You're a weiner.
Comment to comic 2937 on 2016-06-30: Couldn't he just bust out of prison and ... ★1
Comment to comic 1336 on 2016-06-30: Now there's something we don't have in J...
Comment to comic 3664 on 2016-06-30: Unlikely. Also, gay. ★4
Comment to comic 1537 on 2016-06-30: It's Cyborg Noodle's brother!
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-30: Purple-haired animated guitarist erotici...
Comment to comic 1708 on 2016-06-30: It works for me, my similarly-named fell...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-30: Gorillaz creepypasta?
Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-06-30: It's like all the dialogue in Dolemite !...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: I see. Doubt I'd have found that out on ...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: No love for roleplaying Gorillaz charact... ★1
Comment to comic 2317 on 2016-06-29: Mine too...
Comment to comic 3190 on 2016-06-29: [Insert Tumblr calling this comic transp...
Comment to comic 3798 on 2016-06-29: I thought his job was to watch over him?... ★2
Comment to comic 2228 on 2016-06-29: 420.
Comment to comic 2000 on 2016-06-29: My question is, why didn't she run while...
Comment to comic 2418 on 2016-06-29: Lesbian?
Comment to comic 2387 on 2016-06-29: But the question is, which one were you ... ★1
Comment to comic 2453 on 2016-06-29: This is someone's fetish, I'm sure of it... ★2
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: But is your purple shirt any match for s...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Found out what "metrosexual" means, or a...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Can't imagine that ending well.
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Are you saying that all guys wearing tea... ★2
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: The Flaming Eye that eats poop?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Nobody cares?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Hungry and angry?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Metrosexual? Whatever that means?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Lesbian?
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Now what did I do to offend you? Unless ...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: Aw, crap, I was beaten! Damn you, slow I...
Comment to comic 4345 on 2016-06-29: [Insert "First!" post here.] [Insert som... ★1
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Other kinds of spam, however, are comple...
Comment to comic 3965 on 2016-06-28: Well that looks painful.
Comment to comic 4215 on 2016-06-28: As someone with purple hair, I'm offende... ★2
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: I used to wonder what friendship could b...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Mew. That is all I have to say.
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Its impotent to has gud gramer, speeling...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: What does that have to do with--oh...
Comment to comic 1994 on 2016-06-28: This doesn't work when you read it aloud... ★1
Comment to comic 2575 on 2016-06-28: Reality ensues!
Comment to comic 575 on 2016-06-28: Well, he's not wrong...
Comment to comic 3878 on 2016-06-28: Now that has to be breaking the Hippocra...
Comment to comic 2800 on 2016-06-28: There's always that one song that sublim... ★2
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Not much. And thanks!
Comment to comic 1674 on 2016-06-28: There are nekkid Cyanide and Happiness p...
Comment to comic 1429 on 2016-06-28: Hey! Canadians gave us Rush, at least th...
Comment to comic 4313 on 2016-06-28: Guess that's why Jimmy Page had to settl... ★4
Comment to comic 1275 on 2016-06-28: Jason Voorhees: serial murderer, 8' tall... ★4
Comment to comic 1731 on 2016-06-28: No, not the bees! Not the bees!
Comment to comic 4107 on 2016-06-28: Holy mama, it's the same dog from this c...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Oh, wow! For those of you who don't know...
Comment to comic 4218 on 2016-06-28: You called me?
Comment to comic 3509 on 2016-06-28: I blame Fred.
Comment to comic 4266 on 2016-06-28: I would make a Donald Trump joke, but si... ★2
Comment to comic 78 on 2016-06-28: Don't worry, the honor of "Worst Comic E... ★2
Comment to comic 105 on 2016-06-28: Early Depressing Comic Week? ★5
Comment to comic 45 on 2016-06-28: How long has it been since we've seen a ...
Comment to comic 801 on 2016-06-28: Eh, the play was better.
Comment to comic 801 on 2016-06-28: Eh, the play was better.
Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-06-28: No! Stop it! Don't you remember what hap...
Comment to comic 4280 on 2016-06-28: Funny, this comic was shown in "More fro...
Comment to comic 910 on 2016-06-28: It's been over nine years and I still do...
Comment to comic 1673 on 2016-06-28: It's raining men! Hallelujah! ★1
Comment to comic 3853 on 2016-06-28: If their relationship was so easily brok...
Comment to comic 1699 on 2016-06-28: So that's what happened to Jon Bon Jovi!...
Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-06-28: Looks like the same dog in this comic: h...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Looks like the same dog in this comic: h... ★1
Comment to comic 2561 on 2016-06-28: Audition Inception? Auditionception? ★3
Comment to comic 1103 on 2016-06-28: [Insert Silent Night, Deadly Night refer...
Comment to comic 2260 on 2016-06-28: To be fair, this is one of the less desp... ★3
Comment to comic 2146 on 2016-06-28: This comic begs to differ: http://explos...
Comment to comic 3832 on 2016-06-28: But the question is, can money bring you... ★1
Comment to comic 2194 on 2016-06-28: Heartwarming Comic Week?
Comment to comic 4090 on 2016-06-28: He finds it more entertaining to chase y...
Comment to comic 2440 on 2016-06-28: That's a fair ASS-essment.
Comment to comic 2864 on 2016-06-28: Have sex with bullies? Got it.
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Or are you? Whoops, I meant... or IS you...
Comment to comic 932 on 2016-06-28: I thought you couldn't talk during chara... ★2
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: And thus, 100 more people's childhoods d... ★1
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: What's updog? :3
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: No. If that were the case, the dog would...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: To eat poop?
Comment to comic 1704 on 2016-06-28: Aww, I love you too!
Comment to comic 1704 on 2016-06-28: You say goodbye and I say hello. Hello, ...
Comment to comic 1704 on 2016-06-28: Is there anybody in there?
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Ah, got it.
Comment to comic 1423 on 2016-06-28: Conga!
Comment to comic 4143 on 2016-06-28: Somebody called me? Oh wait, Mr. Noodle....
Comment to comic 122 on 2016-06-28: You could say he got... burned.
Comment to comic 122 on 2016-06-28: Sick burn!
Comment to comic 50 on 2016-06-28: That's probably the most fitting answer....
Comment to comic 304 on 2016-06-28: You're not alone. ★2
Comment to comic 1269 on 2016-06-28: Jar-Jar? Is that you? ★2
Comment to comic 1614 on 2016-06-28: And what's even more, all three of them ... ★2
Comment to comic 2610 on 2016-06-28: This is exactly what it was like when 2D... ★1
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Out of curiosity, why does it say you ea...
Comment to comic 1623 on 2016-06-28: I went to hell once. It was less bad tha...
Comment to comic 1070 on 2016-06-28: Must be Asian. That's kind of a big thin...
Comment to comic 1953 on 2016-06-28: Eh, not so scary. I think 2D would be mo...
Comment to comic 3087 on 2016-06-28: I think the better question is, why was ... ★1
Comment to comic 1006 on 2016-06-28: Blaze it!
Comment to comic 3969 on 2016-06-28: Best dad ever? I think so. ★3
Comment to comic 2498 on 2016-06-28: And thus, vore fetishists everywhere imm...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Old Yeller anyone? ★1