comments by Nicholaidus the Great

Nicholaidus the Great (Who Do I Gotta Suck?)
2347 comments (2016-08-19 – 2018-05-04) to 841 comics
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Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04
Don't be absurd! My hand is. ★4
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04
Don't be. The pain kind of helps, in a w... ★1
Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-04
Good. Survival of the fittest. ★2
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04
Know what else is pretty messed up? My p... ★4
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
"A Flat Chest is the Key for Success" I ... ★3
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
Wait shit I replied to one please don't ... ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
The fuck is this retarded shit? ★2
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20
Apparently Orange doesn't believe in the... ★2
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
That's what you get for using Bing, fagg... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09
I wouldn't call any of those things bad ...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09
Doesn't matter. He's dead now, I guess.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Even better! ★2
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Hey, wait! The fuck did I miss? I swear ... ★4
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Heh. Same here. ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
All these puns are pretty cap py.
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
I'm fairly sure the point is to make fun... ★3
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
I have the same problem, but I just assu... ★3
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
You... you're aware it's a joke account,... ★2
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
nullion's right. I hope you're a hands-o... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
His puns really tower above the rest ★4
Comment to comic 2770 on 2018-03-23
Meh. Tits are better anyways.
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23
That's what I've been saying!
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
I think you can stop blatantly stating t...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20
Waldo is like my dad... ...they both wea... ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20
I'd be scratching my head too if my scal... ★1
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14
It's okay. No one's pefect. ★3
Comment to comic 2900 on 2018-03-12
Don't be a smartass. ★1
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11
Yes. ★3
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11
Good maids dont wear pants . ★3
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10
" A Certain Futanari Girl's Masturbation...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10
But if God fed everyone, we wouldn't hav... ★2
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10
Dave forgot the pot belly on his starvin... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10
I don't get it. How can you guys bitch a... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Ching Chong Wasabi Bonsai. ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Not sure if this is supposed to be a jok... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
And know where it's from.
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
As in I've read it.
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Obviously that'd be me, but I'd hate to ...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
The new Jurassic Park movie looks great!...
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07
I put my wood in you ;) ★1
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07
Sounds more like a solution to me ;)
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05
*choice ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05
You almost forgot.... pregante ★1
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05
Guys can have long hair and boobs withou... ★2
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28
I think it's fair to say my life revolve...
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28
I'm starting to think I'm the dim one he... ★8
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27
Are you ready for my Second Cumming? ;) ★2
Comment to comic 3436 on 2018-02-20
Wow, these new DKC games sure have gotte...
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20
Filthy straights gettin' married in mah ... ★2
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18
Ooooh, the hunter becomes the hunted! In... ★2
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18
I tried to make an alt, but it said my o...
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17
Lucky...
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16
Oh? "Vintage" games aren't your style? T... ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16
YES. ★8
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16
You say that as if you have a choice ;) ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16
Hey! You can't rhyme "blue" with itself,... ★4
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16
Not this time ;) ★2
Comment to comic 4851 on 2018-02-13
Speak for yourself. I'm having a grand o... ★2
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11
I bet those tits are yours, aren't they,... ★6
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11
You called?
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-07
Hey, I'll go for anything with at least ...
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-07
Hey! I'm not gay! I eat my jizz and the ...
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-05
It's finger-lickin' good! ★4
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05
And gorillas.
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04
Ew. YES.
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04
I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31
I wholeheartedly agree, I just wish more... ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31
Also, it was late and I was bored and I ... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31
Less about Christianity and more about h...
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-01-31
The only thing I find remotely entertain... ★4
Comment to comic 102 on 2018-01-29
I like to imagine that the clown is just...
Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-29
That's not funny, Anne Frank ly I won't ... ★5
Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-29
Considering how many of us there are, th... ★1
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29
Nah, more like Dingalingalingalingalinga... ★2
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29
The guy above you was closer. His name i... ★1
Comment to comic 4218 on 2018-01-24
Or "wot".
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24
It was a joke please don't ban me like a... ★1
Comment to comic 3783 on 2018-01-24
...and you wake up to find your gay love... ★1
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24
I prefer the fashion police to the regul... ★2
Comment to comic 500 on 2018-01-24
Jesus Chrysler
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
Whoever gets that reference wins a free ... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
(Ribbit ribbit) I have a passion for the... ★4
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
My oui oui will make you scream "wee wee... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
Cuck spew ★1
Comment to comic 3381 on 2018-01-21
You mean you didn't know? ★2
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21
For example, I'm currently playing Secre...
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Are you implying that you're free? ;)
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Top Hat Guy is an animorph. ★2
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16
Are you sure about that, Cheesy Boy? You... ★2
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12
Oh, sure. You can have sex while hiding ... ★2
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12
I've done it before. He stops when he's ... ★2
Comment to comic 2384 on 2018-01-12
Probably because they don't have enough ...
Comment to comic 2383 on 2018-01-12
Presumably someone who loves Make-A-Wish... ★5
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12
I find making your holes fondle my junk ... ★5
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09
Self-vore, I guess.
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09
Plot twist: that ass doesn't belong to B...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08
Haha yes! Chew on my reflective iron bot...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08
Really? I'm pretty satisfied with myself...
Comment to comic 1168 on 2018-01-08
Ah, he must be Japanese. ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
I agree! It's about time these comics st...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
Don't fucking use that goddamn shitty-as... ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
Yeah, that kid has some gargantuan knock...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
Fine, but don't you fucking dare start d... ★2
Comment to comic 2402 on 2018-01-02
Yeah, that was a real downer too, wasn't...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
Imagine how many McDonald's burgers you ... ★5
Comment to comic 4641 on 2018-01-01
Mine;)
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01
But what if they're dead when I fuck the...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01
Blue needs to stop horsing around, and t...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01
Scat isn't beastiality. Scat is fecal po...
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01
Or anything, for that matter.
Comment to comic 4816 on 2017-12-31
The only drugs winners do are steroids. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
You wouldn't believe the number of snowj... ★1
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
A thesaurus.
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
I think you're underestimating how much ...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
Yours isn't?
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30
Well, anything can be fucked; it's just ...
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29
That's different. That's a mental diseas... ★1
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-27
Aiyaaahhhhhnnn~ ★2
Comment to comic 3822 on 2017-12-25
Actually, she has tits, so she'd still b...
Comment to comic 2946 on 2017-12-25
That dog is the fucking scariest thing K...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
Yule regret this!
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
On the bright side, now he can call the ...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
That one just got eradicated, apparently... ★2
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
Yo mama's so fat, she could give you a t... ★1
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
More like T Y P E 2.
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
$12.99 + S&H ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Is one of those "arousal"? Because it is... ★2
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20
Nonsense! I wear clothes all the time! I...
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20
You mean that's not how pants are suppos...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18
Now Family Guy is gonna be a Kingdom Hea...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
Oh. So it's closer to a used condom then... ★1
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
The real joke is that the kid likes Emin...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
I did ;)
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
Not you. I had the feeling I should've s...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
Time will never heal the broken heart I ...
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13
Excessive piercings and plastic surgery....
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13
I hate the idea of relationships; I just...
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13
Some men are actually into being cucked....
Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13
I like various cheeses. But there's only... ★1
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-13
There are Mani Mani Earthbound reference... ★1
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-13
I plead the fifth.
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
The baby looks dead outside .
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
I'm guessing you've never fucked a guy, ... ★4
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
Yeah, but he landed on his soft spot. Th...
Comment to comic 4172 on 2017-12-10
I did Nazi that coming!
Comment to comic 4172 on 2017-12-10
"Entertainment" is a strong word.
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10
*wet nightmares
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10
*wet dreams
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10
I want Bluff to huff and puff on my muff... ★4
Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
Mom? Dad? I have something I need to get... ★3
Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
Well, looks like The Fuck rate is declin... ★3
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09
Vape Douche Canoe? Oh, wait. That descri...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-08
If you could, mine would probably stay t...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-08
Hmm... garbage-related, huh? How about S...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06
Even better!
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06
The bottom half could fart for help.
Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-05
This interview is certainly taking a lon... ★3
Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03
If anything, I thought orange was the ne...
Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03
"Hey, girl. Are you Viagra? 'Cause havin... ★5
Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03
Both of those mean the same thing, as fa... ★5
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-03
If I were to recommend good game soundtr... ★1
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-03
His brother's name is David the Downer, ... ★4
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02
Yep. Lighting the menorah, stealing from...
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02
Alternatively: Happy Holidays Merry Blac... ★2
Comment to comic 3263 on 2017-12-01
If you think that's funny, you're pretty... ★1
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
Depends on where you live, I guess.
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
If that's true, then I must have more th... ★2
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01
★1
Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29
It's a game about fantasy monsters stuff... ★1
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-29
Steel rod in the penis? Sounds terrible!... ★1
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-29
You wanna do it in my butt? (In my butt?...
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28
And our hymens... ★2
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27
Mine is crying because it yearns for you...
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27
Mine is spitting.
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
*Cheese I swear autocorrect is fucking r...
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
I took Killer Chesse's virginity to this...
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
Yes.
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
No no, Blue shirt . ★1
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
Also, it's apparently illegal to go out ... ★1
Comment to comic 1057 on 2017-11-27
But not before the third one. ★1
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27
People like Blue are the reason I don't ...
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-27
Mr Johnson, YES!
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
It's a holiday where you dress as a monk... ★4
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
Cut off half of your pfp. ★3
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
How much do I pay for 100% of a whooping...
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
A time traveler walks into 1945. He is t... ★2
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
I don't know about that. I've stuck my d... ★3
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
*All Friday http://explosm.net/comics/44... ★3
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25
Cheese is my man of the evening, if that...
Comment to comic 1377 on 2017-11-25
That'll teach that bitch not to touch hi...
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22
And not in a good way, either.
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22
This comic reminds me of myself. I also ...
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-21
Never heard of that, but it's waaay bett... ★1
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-21
We all masturbate, but masturbation isn'...
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20
Well, now I have an erection. ★1
Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19
Because the grass really is greener on t...
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19
That's a lotta daaa-midge!
Comment to comic 4183 on 2017-11-18
Can confirm, as I've already seen that m...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18
I don't celebrate No Nut November. It'd ...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18
*mental illnesses ★3
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17
Her soulmate looks a bit like a Dave cha... ★4
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17
Hm? Hey, I'm no saint, but I've definite... ★1
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-17
They should've put that on the classic i... ★2
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17
But the bible is boring. Give her a book... ★2
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-15
But fairies are real! They even have the... ★2
Comment to comic 2971 on 2017-11-15
Anyone who constantly bitches about how ... ★2
Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-11-15
Passion of the Christ 2: Escape to Afric...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
The accounts didn't get deleted, just ba... ★2
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
Not only that, but Pino's beliefs are mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
Yeah, right! And I suppose next you're g...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
( Notices another comic involving religi...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
(Looks down) Well, that was convenient. ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
(Continued from below. Or above. Whereve... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
Posting rebuttal here. URLs are being a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14
More like "super facial ", amirite? ★4
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
No, you cry over life for those reasons.... ★1
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
That's what I said, but I still got arre... ★2
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-14
"YEAH!!! FUCK RELIGION! Christians and R...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13
Hooray! It was a joke. You can shitpost ...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13
More real than our want for your input.
Comment to comic 4041 on 2017-11-12
Watersports is a thing I like in my porn...
Comment to comic 4041 on 2017-11-12
Typo. I meant "hot".
Comment to comic 3010 on 2017-11-12
Kingdom Hearts, fill me with the power o...
Comment to comic 536 on 2017-11-12
Get it? Because hookers don't like it wh... ★2
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12
He may have just removed his own rib, bu... ★4
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12
Actually, he removed that second rib so ... ★10
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
That song can eat a dick. Preferably min... ★1
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
And then we bone ★2
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
Also, I'd like to point out that when I ... ★5
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
Hmmm... I'm no scientist, but aren't cat... ★1
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
Oh, Welsh .
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
Gay!
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
My dick isn't beaten half to death if I ... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11
I see how this could be confusing to som... ★3
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11
...I wish it was still possible to refer... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10
Who's also a Jew in 1945 Poland. ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10
A) Wheelchair guy is Blue's husband, and... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10
that gay's pretty
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09
White everything problems, from the look... ★3
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09
Holy hell! I didn't on purpose. Gay!
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09
It's depressing because Wheelchair Kid's... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
fuck
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
If the Internet is out, masturbate to yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
I liked you better when you used those p... ★3
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
I need friends... ★2
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
Where do you get all your double comment... ★1
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09
Asking for a twice? ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07
He's dead serious. ★2
Comment to comic 89 on 2017-11-07
He used a stranger's bathroom and didn't... ★5
Comment to comic 2531 on 2017-11-07
Better kill him and try again.
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07
I don't know about that. You make a pret... ★1
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07
What brand of beer is "Debl"?
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
People who constantly act depressed don'... ★2
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
Equal to.
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05
Especially in May! ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05
He'll get over it after a few minutes in... ★6
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05
Hooray! ★5
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05
I feel safer when I see that they aren't... ★1
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05
My thoughts exactly. ★3
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05
I feel like the KKK has a better sense o...
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05
Have you ever heard the butthole be refe...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05
My walls are just full of glory holes. I... ★1
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04
Yeah. As in "mea not". Come on, you knew...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04
I'm a man behind Killer Cheese. ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04
I don't get it, either.
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03
Because it's supposed to be a punishment...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01
But poaching is what got him into prison...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01
The fact that you're curly disturbs me.
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01
You should try to touch yourself more of...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01
I only came here because I'm a quickshot...
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01
Pffft! Women! ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
Happy Swalloween! ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
*scrotum scope ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
Eh, it's basic, but I'll manage. ★3
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-31
There's BDSM and anal and squirting. ★1
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-31
Just like the presidential election! ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31
Nope. Just in the mood to get sucked by ... ★2
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
"I'm not your buddy, guy!" ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30
Whoever says that can suck a biiiig crus...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
"Dat's one baaad recipe if it's got gran... ★4
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
It's also impossible for people to squee... ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30
they were shocked when they received a f... ★4
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30
The swing was broken. Swings were always... ★4
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30
Why did Sally fall off the swing? ★1
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
Pray you can pull it off, lest your priv... ★2
Comment to comic 3811 on 2017-10-29
Great Brown and the Pumpkin, Charlie It ...
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
Well, human jizz consists of microscopic... ★5
Comment to comic 3706 on 2017-10-29
Congratsturbations!
Comment to comic 2645 on 2017-10-29
The Law of Conservation of Mass states o... ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
Maybe so, but most people here hate happ... ★5
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
I'd imagine that this theoretical child ... ★1
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
I'm assuming that this is meant to appea...
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
(5th panel) Four-eyes comes back "Well, ... ★4
Comment to comic 845 on 2017-10-29
And thus, the story of Aquaman is born. ★2
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-29
I figured that they must've misspelled "... ★2
Comment to comic 3454 on 2017-10-29
TASTES LIKE CRAB, TALKS LIKE PEOPLE
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-29
That could be a very obscure reference t...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28
Always go for the harem ending.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28
My suggestion stands. The otamatone one.... ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28
Backward Hat Boy proved Professor Man wr... ★5
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27
Thasa scaemweb saet ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27
No, but lethal injections are.
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25
What does it mean to be stupid? ★2
Comment to comic 2016 on 2017-10-25
She likes the water really hot. ★3
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25
It's not something I jump for joy over, ... ★1
Comment to comic 1834 on 2017-10-25
Omicron
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25
I love it. ★1
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave... ★4
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25
Bread and wine doesn't sound that bad.
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
What circle of hell do you live in? ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
Yeah, they really didn't stand a ghost o... ★1
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
I just realized I could've said his spir... ★5
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
Two naked people wrestling in front of a... ★2
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
His dreams were squashed. ★4
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
Some people just can't come to terms wit... ★3
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
Next time I get an erection in public, I... ★2
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24
Hmmmm... that would make a good badge...... ★5
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23
Is that why you put them in "showers"? ★4
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23
And for those of you who think I'm makin... ★2
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23
Then this is the perfect opportunity! Th... ★1
Comment to comic 1541 on 2017-10-23
Trump Administration? (Since Comedy Cent... ★1
Comment to comic 1072 on 2017-10-23
Ew! What are those hideous things? ★2
Comment to comic 3415 on 2017-10-23
Blue was born yesterday. Also, he and Gr...
Comment to comic 1447 on 2017-10-23
Nah, you were right the first time. Mole...
Comment to comic 1243 on 2017-10-23
By the doctor.
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23
I'm a interneter
Comment to comic 1201 on 2017-10-23
Referring to Goombas, or Poison Mushroom...
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22
https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22
If the mother wasn't part snail, then ye... ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22
I don't see the problem with pfps like t... ★2
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22
Speaking of which, I saw that video of t...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22
"I'm calling the local authorities." ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21
Mall Cop , on the other hand, is what's ... ★1
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20
And I'm Stephen King's Tit .
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20
Not new. ★3
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20
You wouldn't believe how many residencie...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20
*heck
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20
Try not to die too hard. You're still yo... ★5
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
Ooh! I wonder what it could be!
Comment to comic 3806 on 2017-10-18
The 3DS can take quite the punch, in my ...
Comment to comic 1144 on 2017-10-18
The new Ghostbusters movie.
Comment to comic 2248 on 2017-10-18
You mean to tell me that diabeetus makes...
Comment to comic 2248 on 2017-10-18
Rub, rub, rub...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2017-10-18
Knives don't run out of bullets.
Comment to comic 1592 on 2017-10-18
Yes, yes, we already know what cops do. ... ★2
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
I use the Super Scope myself, but there'... ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
Those are the colors of Halloween! Spook... ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
Those silly Jews! They don't even celebr...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
The guy below me Falcon Punches privates...
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17
Please don't Falcon Punch my privates...... ★1
Comment to comic 4212 on 2017-10-17
Starting to see why everyone hates you. ★2
Comment to comic 1917 on 2017-10-17
.... Are you trying to sell us something... ★2
Comment to comic 1066 on 2017-10-17
You have double comments, though.
Comment to comic 3373 on 2017-10-17
It's really funny to imagine what this w... ★1
Comment to comic 3486 on 2017-10-17
The sexuality of every character in that...
Comment to comic 499 on 2017-10-17
Neither of them had tentacles, that woma...
Comment to comic 2515 on 2017-10-17
Especially Scooby. ★3
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17
Well, aren't your beliefs just meaningfu... ★2
Comment to comic 3445 on 2017-10-17
Looks like Gramdma's fleas found the boy... ★2
Comment to comic 1825 on 2017-10-17
Nor yours. Mine is, though. Complete mis... ★1
Comment to comic 971 on 2017-10-17
The only problem is that it's pretty dif... ★1
Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17
I hear it'll be one hell of a tour. ★6
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
I fucking love you. ★1
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
As was I. This tends to happen from time... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2017-10-17
Wow, sounds like everyone is just a fuck...
Comment to comic 1658 on 2017-10-17
I don't think "brand new" would be a goo... ★1
Comment to comic 663 on 2017-10-17
He does? What sort of fucking loser does...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
I feel I should specify by saying I mean... ★1
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
That, and the four words to describe 201...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
I'd scream too if a pumpkin squirted ink... ★4
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17
Owie wowie... my delicate ass.... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17
'Cause, you know, lack of gravity and wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17
Everything floats up here! ★2
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14
Suggestion #2: The bat from https://yout... ★3
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14
A skeleton disguised as the sun. ★2
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14
ah, ye S , w E lcome to our fa N cy comm... ★5
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14
I'm guessing Aiya! Part I wasn't release... ★2
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-14
Pop-up book chestburster!
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-10-13
Shit! Where are you?
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-10-13
Both terms work.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13
Mine is porn. It doesn't count.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13
How fucking dare you say that to me you ...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11
Is that where black people come from? ★1
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11
What about "Gray's Anatomy Wine"?
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11
I may not have tentacles, but by golly d... ★2
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11
Not that I recall. They mostly seemed to...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11
"Stop quoting me." -Someone who wished t...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10
Remember what happened to SirAmphibianBo... ★1
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10
How about we just kill all the giraffes?... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-10-10
Two Trumps? I must be in a nightmare! ★2
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-09
Not on rough terrain.
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09
I'm a clown. Boo.
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09
But that's not a- ohhhhhh.
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09
It's more of a joke about how stupid rep...
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09
It's fine! It was a country music concer... ★1
Comment to comic 4147 on 2017-10-08
We can comment for free. Just in case it...
Comment to comic 4147 on 2017-10-08
Yeah, right! And I suppose next you'll b...
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08
It's fine. The were ruined the moment th... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07
Seen stuff like that before. It's actual... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06
So am I, but you don't hear me bragging ... ★4
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
You fools make me laugh.
Comment to comic 2562 on 2017-10-04
Doesn't work. Tried it one time when the... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
"Dab on them haters." "SHARON, FOR THE L...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
However, I've heard the first joke befor... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
I keep reading the final panel in Randy'... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
dabs while running away, then trips and ... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
100/10 best jocke
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
Because meme-ers are inherently attracte... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
Congrats! It wasn't Killer Cheese who co... ★4
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
Haha lol XD bruh 420 blaze it rek'd n00b...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
Yeah? What about it?
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
Also, if it's a pop-up book, then ol' Ch...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
4?
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
Love the new pfp, by the way. ★2
Comment to comic 1824 on 2017-10-03
That shouldn't be hard; chicks love piss... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
I don't see what sheep have to do with a...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
He'll be fine! Zombies are very resilien... ★2
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
The cheese speaks reason! ★2
Comment to comic 1666 on 2017-10-03
.... Go to your fucking room.
Comment to comic 1628 on 2017-10-03
I want her on my dicc.
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-03
Now, now. That's not very considerate of...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-10-03
Whoopsies, you're're're right.
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03
He may be a book now, but that's not gon...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03
As did I.
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03
No, but we don't tend to get torn as eas...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03
If everything popped down, I'd have to f...
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02
I wish I had a dad... ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02
Maybe he wanted soda? ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02
Do the pages still feel like saggy dad s... ★3
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
The Jews attempt to steal the sun (excep...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
Especially the "When people beg you not ...
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
Fans of FNAF love this game!
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01
Yeah, or I could ask and have someone el...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01
"Why do you want me to deepthroat you?" ... ★1
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01
Wasn't he in the 'Grave Plot' one as wel...
Comment to comic 1133 on 2017-10-01
Do you have an electrical issue?
Comment to comic 4230 on 2017-10-01
Humor. Color. Flavor. Favorite. ★1
Comment to comic 1241 on 2017-10-01
I don't get it. Seems pretty win-win to ... ★1
Comment to comic 1242 on 2017-10-01
Huh. Saves me the effort of trying.
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30
My fantasies are anything but little.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
Not it!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
And you're username is funny because it'... ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
Nice one.
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30
According to every business I've been to... ★3
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30
(Grope)
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
No it's not! After you've done your busi...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
That's another thing I don't get about J...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
By "western hentai" I mean cartoon porn ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
I wonder what your button does.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
I, on the other hand, like to blow my lo...
Comment to comic 389 on 2017-09-30
Not Kris'.
Comment to comic 3086 on 2017-09-30
That mirror is reflecting the image as i... ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
Pfff! Nonsense!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30
What do I do with this knowledge?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29
Oh, verb my noun, baby! Verb my noun! Oh... ★3
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29
This may come (hehe, cum) as a surprise ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
My Asian looks like a pornstar's penis' ...
Comment to comic 2519 on 2017-09-27
Not if they're playing the NES. Thing on...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I have a you fetish.
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Your original, but with a mosaic over yo...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Assuming the former, but hoping the latt...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I'm disappointed with us. I can assure y...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I concur. All the good ones are censored... ★1
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
No may mean no, but that doesn't mean it... ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
"No shit, Sherlock" ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Twice!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Twice!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I don't care what it is, as long as it i...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I've been forced to resort to that many ... ★3
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
I wanna cover my naked body in margarine...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
Gay! ( Gets banned ) ★2
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-27
Your pfp gave me a fourth-dimensional or... ★1
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27
Anyone would've done the same; it's quit... ★1
Comment to comic 431 on 2017-09-27
Actually, it stands for "Accelerated Rea... ★1
Comment to comic 3577 on 2017-09-27
insert my dick ★1
Comment to comic 3577 on 2017-09-27
Actually, all are true except the third ... ★2
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27
Why, I'd love to. Aw heck, WILLIES FOR E... ★1
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27
Last time I was this early, I disappoint... ★1
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27
Your house has some pretty convenient wi... ★4
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Close. She's submissive, makes kidnappin... ★1
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Saying "science" as an explanation for s... ★3
Comment to comic 3150 on 2017-09-26
Blue never specifies what end is near. P... ★1
Comment to comic 2004 on 2017-09-26
And then Mew appears and everyone else k...
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Or maybe Rob payed so much attention to ... ★3
Comment to comic 3425 on 2017-09-26
The Powerpuff Girls has a black now.
Comment to comic 3290 on 2017-09-26
YES! And they're nuthin' but trouble, I ... ★2
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Wow. That was a lot quicker than expecte... ★1
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Why? Men's butts are just as fuckable. U... ★1
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
This has been: Counting with Commenters!... ★3
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
Flubber
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
So the door got charged with sexual assa... ★3
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26
radical
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26
I used to think a brothel was a type of ... ★2
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-09-24
Meh. Close enough.
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-24
He's too busy being inferior to regular ...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
Oh, yeah? Well, your mom had sex with yo... ★3
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Especially since it isn't white. One get...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
This is Halloween. ★1
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
No, this is Patrick! ★3
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Read the comments of http://explosm.net/... ★3
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Is this what Animorphs is like?
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Oh, well, at least your bowel movement w...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-22
I'll show you a full circle. ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Angry? ★2
Comment to comic 4156 on 2017-09-22
Another 11 months later and this mystery...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Well, I certainly think so. Maybe I just...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Also, say shit like that again and I'll ... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Combined reference with insult is glorio... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Well, at least we're sexy retards.
Comment to comic 2845 on 2017-09-20
I already have. Twice.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
It didn't work out too well... It was a ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
And my equivalent of a good time. ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
So, in summary, the Emoji Movie was an a...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Ugh... Just knowing that someone had to ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
But Trypophiliac isn't a hero. He's the ...
Comment to comic 474 on 2017-09-20
Blood and egg bits don't taste like frui... ★4
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Or, rather, his current lack of one. ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Ooh! Ooh! What is: 'fornicate'! I, perso...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
According to him, its 'cause he's lazy. ... ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
You bet your sweet, scaly ass it is.
Comment to comic 1444 on 2017-09-20
Well, it's certainly easier on the ass.....
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
I'm the exact opposite of that. Earlier ... ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Sounds like your day's going pretty well...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Or, you know, his dick could just have f...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
I lack a reply.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
The fifth rule of mute club: there is to...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
You can't see if you're dead! ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
He's flavored with 100% real berry!
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Chloroform. ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
"becoming" ★2
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
Whoever flagged me, your a meanie who mo... ★2
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
Also, there are those parasitic fish or ...
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
Fish scat. Please?
Comment to comic 2996 on 2017-09-17
You must be fun to be around.
Comment to comic 4000 on 2017-09-17
4000000 is a big number.
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-17
See comment section of http://explosm.ne...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16
You're damn right it is! And that's how ... ★1
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16
You can't? Then I guess that means you p... ★1
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16
Hey, better to let them live for about t... ★1
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16
Hooray for science!
Comment to comic 1912 on 2017-09-16
Yes. Just yes.
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
I'd say I'm quite fond ue of them, mysel... ★4
Comment to comic 1713 on 2017-09-15
Gosh diddly-darnit, can't see a goddamn ...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Blast! Foiled again! I'll get that botto... ★1
Comment to comic 4448 on 2017-09-15
Churches do have wifi, or at least the o...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
A butt pirate does what he wants 'cause ... ★2
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-09-15
That boy sure loved his milk, by golly! ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
And I've already figured out who it was ... ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Weh! ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-15
Gregg salad ★1
Comment to comic 5675 on 2017-09-15
Hooray, DCW!
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
F U Boss Man! ★1
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-15
And their pfp for me is outdated by, lik...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
I was gonna do it regardless. ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Nonsense! I've been getting erections si... ★3
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
He's happy there's a banana in his pocke...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Montgomery
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Actually, according to you, mystery in t... ★3
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
... Very well. You'll do nicely. Or, rat... ★3
Comment to comic 3094 on 2017-09-12
Also Zelda.
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
America, Fuck Yeah! ★1
Comment to comic 2258 on 2017-09-12
*yeees
Comment to comic 2021 on 2017-09-12
This flower smells like wet dickfarts co...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
Happy holidays! As you all know, today i... ★8
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11
Recently I saw a video where a guy was s...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
But who will I vent my sexual frustratio... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
The link's hidden at the top right corne... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
If by 'heart', you mean 'dick', then yea... ★3
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
Ahhhh, nothing like sitting with your no... ★3
Comment to comic 2447 on 2017-09-10
Yeah, but Microsoft owns them now, so ev... ★3
Comment to comic 1796 on 2017-09-10
Yaaaaaaay!
Comment to comic 2954 on 2017-09-10
I know, right? I need to figure out if I...
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
Shhhhhh.... They don't have to know...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
Then a chocolate dog came down and threw... ★2
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
Gosh confound that rascally Internationa... ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
http://explosm.net/comics/1433/ ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
https://pineight.com/cnhsearch.py
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
my Uncle Dicksworth who lives in the Pro...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-09
Presumably hidden within today.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
He's not referring to you, Darkar. He's ... ★1
Comment to comic 4999 on 2017-09-08
First!
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-08
Sounds close enough to consent to me. ★9
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-08
At least he got my mind off child porn.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
It's Thursday.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
SUCC
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Around the same time his heart stops bea... ★5
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-09-06
Wow. Impersonation on this site goes a l...
Comment to comic 4313 on 2017-09-06
The sexual ones? Seriously, it seems eve...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
He mentioned a cuckoo, which is a bird. ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Force of habit.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Sounds more like food for squirrels. ★2
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Super Horn! ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
The squirrel isn't the biological child ... ★6
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
I thought Several Hundred Bees was stran...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
@lunar Heh. More like Mothr bear, amirig...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
The whole continent !? But Antarctica wo...
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-09-06
Crever. Very crever.
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
But I love that song!
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
IMPRESSING COMIC WEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
The bomb joke IS the truth
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Yellow Star ★1
Comment to comic 1341 on 2017-09-06
(Insert Japanese text here)
Comment to comic 4382 on 2017-09-06
That, and tattoos located on or near gen... ★5
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Astro's not human. He's an astronaut. Du... ★2
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
I love you.
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
I noticed that, too. Come on, Explosm la... ★2
Comment to comic 1498 on 2017-09-06
I'm not quite sure what I did, but I'm h...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
What about "english perfesser"?
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05
I guess you could say you... cut the che... ★1
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
You're right, my Wisconsin wiener warmer...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
I can't just let that pun skeet by. Coul... ★2
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
Careful with that, Dragon. Might hurt so...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
Twhat?
Comment to comic 1626 on 2017-09-05
BA DUM TWICCCCE
Comment to comic 750 on 2017-09-05
In the hole in the bottom of the sea!
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
B-sexual! ★2
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
What about his armacy? ★2
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
Alright, I'll keep that in mind.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
(Insert comment-chain-ending silence her...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
And 105% fake statistics! ★2
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
@Toadboy It's a collar, not a bar, but w... ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
It's just whenever they feel like it, un...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-03
Making a big deal about trivial matters ...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Not sure if Jackie would appreciate that...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
You win! Take anything you'd like off th...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Or, better yet, "they" could stay in the...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Or, more likely, Darkar was just being D...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Darkar might've been referring to color,...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
It doesn't say fuck you, but I still had...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02
Well, whatever it is, it certainly promo...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
I thought that, too, until I saw that Fr...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Blasphemy!
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Shhhhhhhh...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
*doesn't I swear autocock's broken or so...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Or, if doing absolutely nothing doesnt w...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
*You're you lout. Fucking autocorrect I ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Unoriginal steal,do not comment ★1
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Make C&H mediocre at best again! ★2
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Not if your as naive as I am.
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Don't blame the moderators for what misc... ★3
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
What do you want them to do, be tight as... ★3
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Also, they seem to be selectively blind.... ★1
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Darn it, wish I had one....
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
It just... came back. As quickly and sne...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
I woke up and saw I was banned. I'm gonn...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
For you, maybe. I have to spend all day ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
It'll be back in a bit. It did for me.
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
I was also banned, and I'm assuming it w...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
I'm back, bitches!
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
Makin' me feel less special...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
PUN
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
Trampledforeskin ★2
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
To answer those in order, Yes. A penis, ...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
Plot twist: The hammer wasn't supposed t...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
Bizarre innuendo aside, that doesn't act... ★1
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
And patents are the path to copyrightenm... ★2
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29
I once tried crossbreeding these with my...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29
Find out in the next episode of Dragonba... ★1
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29
We can comment for free now!? I must ale...
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-29
TM™
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29
Only if said goat has an animal persona ...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29
I can see Bleach in bed. Because my bed ... ★2
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
Nah, I've got stuff (people) to do.
Comment to comic 3885 on 2017-08-28
I don't know about that pubic hair thing...
Comment to comic 3885 on 2017-08-28
He's right, though. When it comes to goo... ★1
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
You can't make me stop! Have you ever fe...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
I've almost got my license for offending... ★1
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
Hello bi, I'm a registered sex offender.... ★1
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
Or was it 'grisly'?
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
And myyyyy axe! Nah, wasn't worth much, ...
Comment to comic 3469 on 2017-08-27
His hamster learned to speak while in th... ★4
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
Right, but would a single breeze end his...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-27
KILL HIM LUNAR. ★1
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
I walnut quit. ★2
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
Three times zero is still zero. Small di... ★6
Comment to comic 3460 on 2017-08-27
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27
You look like Tingle.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27
More of an explanation for he who does n...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
Mine try to bite me.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
He favorites himself.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
Catfight!
Comment to comic 3198 on 2017-08-25
Hooray!
Comment to comic 3198 on 2017-08-25
S
Comment to comic 3198 on 2017-08-25
T
Comment to comic 3198 on 2017-08-25
I
Comment to comic 3115 on 2017-08-25
Digimon sux dix. ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
He means that for every two Fucking Days... ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Facebreathers?
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Yeah, but his consciousness has been mov...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
@lunar I also receive blowjobs for free....
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
But not as much so as the lovely young c...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
(Sighs)
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
@me In response to the bottom of this ch...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
If she had eaten nothing else within the...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
I hope so. I put up quite a show.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
@Reynolds Wrap That's what a trap is.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
.... ...I like it.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
And I have to write a 500-word essay abo...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
thu wurled wuz gunnoh rol mi ai ant thu ... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Seems someone's flagging your comments. ...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
0/10 Vomit isn't green
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Yes. ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Can't reach the bottom but I can still b...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
PAN!
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Really? The way I read it ended with Jim...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
K̴̙̳̯͎̩͎͔͍̬̼̯͎͔̦̺̀͠.̶̧̺̝͇͎͟͠͡ͅ ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
On it! ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
I call my dick "The Plot". ★3
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Because they're mammals, Cheese. Mammals... ★4
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Fuckin' finally! But, unfortunately, you...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
That's no excuse and you know it!
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
I'd love nothing more, but doing so migh... ★2
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
And none of em are any good. ★1
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Billy West doesn't have a British accent...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Let that be a lesson to all you kids out...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
I don't know. Can it?
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
What else could make a wiener grow like ...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
God bless you and your work, Lieutenant....
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I get that, but is the name referencing ...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
No wonder you don't have a badge.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I'd be more aroused if I got the referen...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Dagnabbit! I was hoping you'd consider j...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I was hoping for it to be Darkar (haha p... ★3
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Haha he r stooped rit gies
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Guilty as charged, baby.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I mooned your sun.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
It's not acceptable to be a NASCAR drive...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
As you can see, I ended up getting the w... ★2
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
I see. Then I shall grab my spears and t... ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Will the darkness during the eclipse be ... ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
The father ordered a mislabeled mail-ord...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
Probably that you're toaster is a Jehova...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
Oh, and there were about five or six acc...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-21
Oh, Cheese. It's never too soon to laugh... ★1
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
Bear decided to be an attention whore, F...
Comment to comic 43 on 2017-08-20
Don't do that.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-20
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-20
DAYUMMMMM!!
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
In hindsight, he never said that one of ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Heh heh... Mushroom . Comedy is glorious...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Gorgeous. ★1
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Dickception! ★2
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
K.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Oh. I've never seen a soap opera. Do the...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Sounds like every other soap opera ever,...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
No, but we're thinking it loudly.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Punch a dog, pet a grandma, help a Nazi ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Oh, yeah! I've read that one before! On ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16
Love the pfp. ★2
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16
I just found out about that today. Can't...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Also, guns go Bang! , not Boom! . Get yo...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Ah! I digress... How many of you are the...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Yes. Especially in the works of Juan Got...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Oi... It'll take a while for this fad to...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Most likely.
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
My bad. I felt like wearing a fuzzy pink... ★3
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
*Trebuchet Unless trebucet is a thing, i...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
My choice is the same as last time http:... ★1
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Who... who would even... take the time t...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
No, but it means the same thing.
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
A grammatically correct pebble gun. ★2
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-15
Amber's a stupid, slutty bitch in need o...
Comment to comic 558 on 2017-08-15
Just as a heads-up, I only tease Brawl, ... ★1
Comment to comic 558 on 2017-08-15
You put an unnecessary 'the' in there.
Comment to comic 2917 on 2017-08-15
You are what you eat. ★2
Comment to comic 137 on 2017-08-15
Prolapse did.
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
Pennies for your thots?
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
*thith
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
For more information, please see the com... ★1
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
It's from some hentai I found.
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15
"probably"
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
The man speaks reason!
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14
Nah. She wouldn't let you if that were t... ★3
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-13
Don't get the wrong idea, guys. She'd li... ★4
Comment to comic 2541 on 2017-08-13
Why can't uncircumcised people do it? Do...
Comment to comic 1346 on 2017-08-13
Sounds like a Matt comic to me.
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
@Bear I still don't know how to reply ha...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Dearest Snazzy.eagle, First off, how dar...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Just one?
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
The coffee went in the wrong hole. ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
[insert inevitable 'ha ha bekuz it duzin... ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Somewhere in Schrodinger's ass?
Comment to comic 2464 on 2017-08-13
Nah, he looks like an obese Fire Mario. ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
I'm guessing that dog wasn't gay?
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
I agree, I bet you have a beautiful read... ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Excuse me, sir. I restitute that remark,...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Constantly. ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
And myyyyy axe! ★1
Comment to comic 4238 on 2017-08-13
Stop it, Rooooooooon....
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
A man can dream!
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
I was referring to myself, but if Kris d... ★1
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-08-12
*HIGHLY PROVOCATIVE
Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-08-12
Know what else is about to be far too de...
Comment to comic 1435 on 2017-08-12
*Democratic Republic of the Conga
Comment to comic 4267 on 2017-08-12
Wait a minute, that's not a real link!
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
As true as all of those may be, I just w...
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-08-12
Thanks, African American Sonic!
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
Technically first!
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Addendum: Why must autisticorrect change...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Yeah, but it's not as fun when they don'...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Rob got superherpes from the last guy wh...
Comment to comic 674 on 2017-08-12
;)
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
I'm cool by my standards...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
He couldn't please his dad. Loose asshol... ★1
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
I'm gonna hump your skull. No homo. ★3
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
That one's real.
Comment to comic 1790 on 2017-08-09
Speak for yourself, buddy. ★1
Comment to comic 4058 on 2017-08-09
Them's fierce assrapin' words, pardner.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Do they end up having Cowboy Buttsex?
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-08-09
I think. I may be wrong.
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-08-09
Were you referencing Starbomb? If so, I ...
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-08-09
'Sonic E On Elunar'?
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
IN A GAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dadada du...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
I would, but my schedule's swamped with ...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2017-08-09
Gorgeous. ★1
Comment to comic 4046 on 2017-08-09
You're old as FUCK!
Comment to comic 727 on 2017-08-09
I like how Orange just looks mildly disa... ★3
Comment to comic 860 on 2017-08-09
When I say "shittier", I mean by a large...
Comment to comic 860 on 2017-08-09
Ah, yes. Why play games like Super Mario...
Comment to comic 3003 on 2017-08-09
Ngr?
Comment to comic 4184 on 2017-08-09
FURRY FIIIIIIIIIGHT! ★2
Comment to comic 2118 on 2017-08-09
Don't knock it 'til ya try it.
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Yeah, I thought it was weird of you to t...
Comment to comic 1331 on 2017-08-09
I still haven't seen the first 5...
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-08-09
More like Skank Engine...
Comment to comic 353 on 2017-08-09
The sad thing is, it's still funnier tha... ★2
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
That would be awesome. Sometimes I go in...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Sedatives to keep your roommate under so... ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
As well as Señor Cleanfist. Señor Cleanf... ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Oh, that's simple. Just get their tubes ...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
And, if so, can Dave be in charge of the... ★5
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Really? I thought it looked pretty enter... ★2
Comment to comic 3396 on 2017-08-08
FALCON... PUNCH!
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
My Thunderbolt is disabled.
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
Is tomorrow's word 9/11?
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-08
Fun.
Comment to comic 2551 on 2017-08-08
The sexy kind, not the money kind, that ...
Comment to comic 2551 on 2017-08-08
YAY FOR INFLATION! ★1
Comment to comic 4075 on 2017-08-08
I know. I've watched more than my fair s...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
Maybe it's just me, but whenever I pass ...
Comment to comic 2812 on 2017-08-08
I might jerk off to this later. ★1
Comment to comic 2973 on 2017-08-08
Don't knock it 'til ya try it.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
Fine. Guess I'll be front, then.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
@Pinkie Full honesty, I know nothing abo...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
Twice haha ★1
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
I didn't realize that it wasn't Cropsy u...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
One would g uess you'd norm a lly judge ...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
Huh. I guess I just learned something ab...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
"Now that's progressive!"
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
If not, then provide us with the real re...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
How does your reason correlate to your a...
Comment to comic 1768 on 2017-08-06
Not if he fucks a child. ★2
Comment to comic 2770 on 2017-08-06
I remember that! When Karl gets butt-pre...
Comment to comic 421 on 2017-08-06
SECKS
Comment to comic 421 on 2017-08-06
Misty likes the fisty...
Comment to comic 421 on 2017-08-06
B-But.... but look at it... ★2
Comment to comic 421 on 2017-08-06
So did Hitler. What's your point? ★5
Comment to comic 1763 on 2017-08-06
And you never will. (Since I don't have ...
Comment to comic 186 on 2017-08-06
To be honest, I just wanted an excuse to...
Comment to comic 186 on 2017-08-06
Ehhh, minus the dildo controllers. And t...
Comment to comic 185 on 2017-08-06
Pffft! Please! A woman president? As if ...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
No, it means cancer is partially made up...
Comment to comic 4190 on 2017-08-06
Why? Also, *fucking
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
No need, Bear.
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
Can't say I blame them. Dabbing is fucki... ★5
Comment to comic 1268 on 2017-08-06
How about yes ?
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
That pfp rivals the the works of Van Gog...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
Pardon?
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-06
Well, I didn't try google. I tried explo...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
He wasn't explaining it to you, so why d...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Sign me up, baby! ★1
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Of course it's a Matt comic. ★2
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
I was gonna put up a link to that Dave c...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Unfortunately, I'm good at visualizing w... ★3
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Scroll down a bit.
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-08-05
If there's anyone out there with the exa... ★1
Comment to comic 1562 on 2017-08-05
I'll pay twenty dollars, sixty-eight pes... ★4
Comment to comic 2844 on 2017-08-05
At panel 2 I could've sworn they were go... ★1
Comment to comic 1349 on 2017-08-05
But his suit looks great!
Comment to comic 4187 on 2017-08-04
If you got the joke then you'd know that... ★1
Comment to comic 4469 on 2017-08-04
Isn't that a good thing?
Comment to comic 1869 on 2017-08-04
At least he got to be black for a few se... ★2
Comment to comic 1429 on 2017-08-04
I don't know...
Comment to comic 652 on 2017-08-04
Some of Kris' comics don't.
Comment to comic 977 on 2017-08-04
Entire multiverses .
Comment to comic 717 on 2017-08-04
c) An extensive yet incomprehensible pen... ★1
Comment to comic 3419 on 2017-08-04
W...we don't? Oh, no....
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Shhhhhhh.... Not in front of the Birthda...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Why does his character's hat levitate wh...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
(Spooky music plays)
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Just so you know, I'm actually naked und...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Merry Kris -mas! Hehehehehe.... ...I'll ... ★5
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Happy Krisday, birth!
Comment to comic 3131 on 2017-08-04
>looks up chlamydia because that's my fe...
Comment to comic 374 on 2017-08-04
I had a dream like that one time. ...I t...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-04
That's how all memes should be. ★2
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-02
According to this site, your comment was...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
Yeah, you might get some scars on your u...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
I believe that would fall under Rule 36,...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
And by 'idea', I mean 'erection'. ★1
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
Look up 'urethral sounding'. It won't al...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02
Followed by fierce assrape and a commemo...
Comment to comic 2254 on 2017-08-01
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
Comment to comic 1966 on 2017-08-01
I bought tickets to the splash zone. Can... ★4
Comment to comic 3450 on 2017-08-01
Tuba Scoot.
Comment to comic 2819 on 2017-08-01
Exactly what it sounds like. Sex underwa...
Comment to comic 2619 on 2017-08-01
*shit
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
Actually, reading that comment got it ba...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
I can't seem to get it up lately, either...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
I fuck like this.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
You can't know that. What if Green was b...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
Right idea, wrong demographic.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
That really confounded me, too. Glad I'm...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-31
Awww, don't be such a Negative Nancy. ★1
Comment to comic 4036 on 2017-07-30
MYAAAAA!
Comment to comic 3835 on 2017-07-30
I'd throw various forms of currency at i... ★2
Comment to comic 935 on 2017-07-30
Pfff! Speak for yourself, underling. ★2
Comment to comic 1230 on 2017-07-30
testicles
Comment to comic 3002 on 2017-07-30
you.
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30
Won't stop me.
Comment to comic 1858 on 2017-07-29
I've gained at least two.
Comment to comic 2968 on 2017-07-29
Even better! ★1
Comment to comic 736 on 2017-07-29
Not necessarily. For example, I'm right-... ★1
Comment to comic 1780 on 2017-07-29
Actually, he just has a gargantuan ass. ... ★1
Comment to comic 1775 on 2017-07-29
Clitless behavior?
Comment to comic 2868 on 2017-07-29
Clam slam!
Comment to comic 2124 on 2017-07-29
Traces of nuts? It's fucking trail mix. ... ★3
Comment to comic 779 on 2017-07-29
I stuck my cock in a Minecraft dirt bloc... ★1
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
Instructions nuclear. Instead of typing ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29
"Dimentia" actually sounds like a cool n...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29
The final boss is dimentia!
Comment to comic 3381 on 2017-07-29
Gonorrhea.
Comment to comic 3381 on 2017-07-29
I like sexing at daycares, too. ★1
Comment to comic 352 on 2017-07-29
Homosexuality? Yeah, I agree.
Comment to comic 3995 on 2017-07-29
The old guy hates his family, and who co...
Comment to comic 617 on 2017-07-29
Neither does the priest. ★1
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
Well, I certainly have no objections.
Comment to comic 1199 on 2017-07-29
I see where the inspiration for Bowling ... ★3
Comment to comic 1278 on 2017-07-28
8=D--, Sorry, that doesn't usually happe...
Comment to comic 3611 on 2017-07-28
Dirty whore pineapples...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Nah. Mario's recovery move sucks. Bowser... ★1
Comment to comic 322 on 2017-07-28
Of course he does, just look at that ill...
Comment to comic 1363 on 2017-07-28
Nananananananananananana BAT RAPE!
Comment to comic 1075 on 2017-07-28
Fapfapfapfapfapfappityfapfapfapfapfap Oh...
Comment to comic 1588 on 2017-07-28
"Mom! I have splinters in my urethra!" "... ★1
Comment to comic 4201 on 2017-07-28
So that I could pretend that my hand was...
Comment to comic 1818 on 2017-07-28
That's my fetish. ★1
Comment to comic 3694 on 2017-07-28
Ah, yes. The one in costume is the witch... ★3
Comment to comic 1590 on 2017-07-28
And it's there he shall stay!
Comment to comic 3943 on 2017-07-28
Well, buckle up, bucko. I have at least ...
Comment to comic 2987 on 2017-07-28
What? Of course I've read a history book... ★3
Comment to comic 3025 on 2017-07-28
In panel 2 the cover looks like a carrot... ★8
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-07-28
30 total or 30 each?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
They were amputated by Jesus.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
As do Japanese people, according to my p...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
There was an odd number of people. I was...
Comment to comic 1849 on 2017-07-28
Scratch 'n Sniff
Comment to comic 3132 on 2017-07-28
If the roles were reversed, this comic w... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
My Sweet Sixteen was exactly the same as...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
@ProfessA Right, but that's not their sl...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I'm not in a seat, do I just give myself...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
The thing that pisses me off most about ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I thought it was 'Channel'. I, however, ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Oh, Nullion's right, it's 'meat', not 'b...
Comment to comic 2120 on 2017-07-28
Chowder powder.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
@Stain I think it would've been easier t...
Comment to comic 1670 on 2017-07-26
I know I did.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I'm not taking sides, but I will say tha...
Comment to comic 3000 on 2017-07-26
I was inside of you for a little bit at ... ★1
Comment to comic 2013 on 2017-07-26
That's great, the dead baby and all, wha... ★1
Comment to comic 3222 on 2017-07-26
I did, but instead of aspirin, I just go... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
@User Don't forget Troll Bridge. Always ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I'm going to live in a Muslim country no... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
It's not a problem for me. I'm able to j...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Would you say it was udder ly disgusting...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
What the hell is happening here?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
@User Jizz-Face McGee... I love it. ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Is 'joy' among the 'other shit'?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Dora the Sexual Explorer? ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
It's not fair that Oklahoma got that lim...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I'll get my Link to reclaim your Master ...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
In hindsight, this was a bad conversatio...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I support this message. ★2
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I use hbrowse.com. Unholy hordes of ads,...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Ahh, I just love my "research"...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Bitch Harem by Somejima. Chapter 8, page... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I've found that that works too.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I read that whole thing. Now I'm scared ...
Comment to comic 3775 on 2017-07-25
Well, the kids are, at least. ★4
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I was thinking along the lines of simple...
Comment to comic 3095 on 2017-07-25
Can't deflate pillows.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
A penis that sucks itself? Now I'm jealo...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
This is why we need a dislike button. Al...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Fuckin' finally! Also, that whole ants t...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Yeah. Now I'm gonna have to deal with th... ★4
Comment to comic 1781 on 2017-07-25
*fuck *fucking *pedophile ★3
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I refuse to believe in anything that tel...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I may not have a needle dick, but I do h...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
But...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I guess you could say he's... quick to f... ★4
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Aren't chakras some type of throwing wea...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-07-25
Same here. Incidentally, I'm typing this...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-07-25
God no.
Comment to comic 4464 on 2017-07-25
I like you.
Comment to comic 154 on 2017-07-25
Like a free comment adventure? ★1
Comment to comic 154 on 2017-07-25
COCK TADPOLES!
Comment to comic 1239 on 2017-07-25
I don't see why he's so sad. The dog was... ★3
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
You'll be fun.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
I thought you were only several hundred....
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Hmph. Maybe I like it when it rots.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
STREEEEEETCH
Comment to comic 354 on 2017-07-25
Congratulations! Your NERD evolved into ... ★2
Comment to comic 3969 on 2017-07-25
His age, maybe?
Comment to comic 1525 on 2017-07-25
Not really, as the dollar sign comes bef...
Comment to comic 1045 on 2017-07-25
I have no idea if that's true or not, bu...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
As you can see, I still 'don't know whos...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
I didn't realize chloroform was an herba...
Comment to comic 1474 on 2017-07-25
I must say, he has great taste in 'artic...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Free question mark handout? I'm game.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Nothing beats a flesh couch! 'Til it sta...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
I can tell you from experience that it's... ★1
Comment to comic 1379 on 2017-07-24
After that, he received the best Freedom...
Comment to comic 1379 on 2017-07-24
This is what we stupid Americans think F... ★2
Comment to comic 664 on 2017-07-24
Croissant. ★2
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-24
I'll take two.
Comment to comic 2381 on 2017-07-24
I think you'll find it's spelled 'fuck'....
Comment to comic 3408 on 2017-07-24
Hey there! I'm the Not Gay Bottom! Sound...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-24
Really? I just let mine swim around in m... ★2
Comment to comic 4426 on 2017-07-24
The winner? The viewers. ★1
Comment to comic 2261 on 2017-07-24
'A conga line of buttfucking". I love it... ★1
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Insert any of my old pfps here
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Huh. Couldn't help but notice that none ...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Hi!
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Not at Barbie's Dream Bar.
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
And of course I had to be absent that da...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Hey, guys! I'm a sheriff now! Check out ...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23
That 'a' got there by unknown means, but...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23
Just noticed your badge. Did I miss a so...
Comment to comic 3942 on 2017-07-08
Haha yes, I am familiar with the sportsb... ★1
Comment to comic 3396 on 2017-07-08
Ahhhh, simpler times.
Comment to comic 339 on 2017-07-08
I'm just worried that my underwear will ...
Comment to comic 2527 on 2017-07-08
. . . . . . . . . . . .
Comment to comic 2527 on 2017-07-08
S/he's making a Squirtbound reference as...
Comment to comic 4280 on 2017-07-08
Sorry for the fashionable lateness, but ...
Comment to comic 1336 on 2017-07-08
Because neither of them are jerking off ...
Comment to comic 3284 on 2017-07-08
Particularly among Japanese people. ★1
Comment to comic 4253 on 2017-07-08
His kid must be a really good dancer. ★2
Comment to comic 1170 on 2017-07-08
I would love to. ★2
Comment to comic 3129 on 2017-07-08
....
Comment to comic 314 on 2017-07-08
It just means he's an expert.
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
You forgot to misspell 'yourself'.
Comment to comic 607 on 2017-07-08
This gives me an idea for a new pfp... ★3
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Here. Take this Nobel Prize. You deserve...
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
Yeah, but some of us want a guest week r...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2017-07-05
...and myyyy axe!
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
Just stick it in the microwave for a min... ★2
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
So it could chew it's way out of the wom... ★5
Comment to comic 1004 on 2017-07-03
So that's why he does it!
Comment to comic 3230 on 2017-07-03
Dark Blue Shirt looks pretty interested ...
Comment to comic 644 on 2017-07-03
6...
Comment to comic 772 on 2017-07-03
Unagreed.
Comment to comic 772 on 2017-07-03
Very stylishly.
Comment to comic 3076 on 2017-07-03
It's really bothering me that 'Step 1' a... ★3
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
It'll be Next Week! ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
And if you so much as mention Fidget Spi... ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
I won't throttle you if you can name a m...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02
Including the lack of capitalization in ...
Comment to comic 197 on 2017-07-01
As well as some sexy ass 12-year-olds.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-01
Hey, guys, check it out! The comment cou... ★2
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
It better be a seven season comedy drama... ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Well, flaying of the flesh doesn't neces...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
It was the first and last time for me. T...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Ha! I escaped! Take that!
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
There's something hard in my clothes.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Has this stop to
Comment to comic 2411 on 2017-06-27
It's pedophelia, but it's a female preda... ★4
Comment to comic 4474 on 2017-06-27
Thanks, but, judging by your pfp, I don'...
Comment to comic 1417 on 2017-06-27
How oregano. ★1
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Error: Error overload.
Comment to comic 4132 on 2017-06-27
He and his friends had a non-con homosex... ★2
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-06-27
Well, if I wanna pray on a towel, then b...
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-06-27
Must've been a big spider. ★5
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27
Who doesn't?
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27
....If we're thinking of the same thing,...
Comment to comic 2322 on 2017-06-26
That. \/
Comment to comic 734 on 2017-06-26
That face in panel seven really translat... ★2
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
Doesn't sound too bad, actually...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
Especially with Zoidberg hiding in Green...
Comment to comic 3806 on 2017-06-26
I might steal that.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
Those eyes could've been anywhere...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
Three times more than previous.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-06-26
Hey look, I'm an egg! Har har, I'm so or...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
The ones I've seen all have a lisp, but ...
Comment to comic 3921 on 2017-06-16
Yay! Science!
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-16
Well, based on some of the porn I've see...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16
Addendum: Oh. Comment . My bad. Yeah, it...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16
I think s/he was making a joke. ★1
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16
I didn't realize that abortion clinics w...
Comment to comic 2201 on 2017-06-16
Whatever comes after three, with a "th" ...
Comment to comic 1895 on 2017-06-16
It's not a sign at all. It's a box.
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14
Not really edgy, just happened to involv... ★2
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14
Nah. I think Kris nailed it.
Comment to comic 4452 on 2017-06-04
...of the ads...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2017-06-04
The adtack ...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-04
Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't un...
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
Shit! He's onto us!
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
As someone on the internet, I take offen... ★4
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03
The form of the comment made me think th... ★1
Comment to comic 50 on 2017-06-02
*fuck
Comment to comic 3371 on 2017-06-02
For anyone who doesn't understand, Karen... ★3
Comment to comic 3371 on 2017-06-02
I can see why you're regarded so highly.... ★2
Comment to comic 3370 on 2017-06-02
I'd watch a ten minute grainy video abou...
Comment to comic 1585 on 2017-06-02
WWII jokes aren't funny, Anne Frank ly I...
Comment to comic 2576 on 2017-06-02
Only pussies and schools use safe search... ★4
Comment to comic 2602 on 2017-06-02
If she didn't end up having sex with the...
Comment to comic 2927 on 2017-06-02
Mmmmmmmmmhhhh... ....So do I....
Comment to comic 2147 on 2017-06-02
OH"""''"''G"""OD W"""""'H"""'Y"""?"""""'...
Comment to comic 2698 on 2017-06-02
He shit in the dog's mouth because he ha...
Comment to comic 3645 on 2017-06-02
Fapfapfapfapfap rip Oh no! ★4
Comment to comic 3996 on 2017-06-02
Sniff He's getting caught fucking angel ...
Comment to comic 3999 on 2017-06-02
Blue can't, he's too drunk. ★2
Comment to comic 4001 on 2017-06-02
Unless his real birthday happened to fal...
Comment to comic 4000 on 2017-06-02
Agreed. Never leave your pot roast in th...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
Somehow, I don't think I've ever heard t...
Comment to comic 4002 on 2017-05-31
Where?
Comment to comic 3602 on 2017-05-31
"I'm a Spider Man!"
Comment to comic 826 on 2017-05-31
Free comment adventure?
Comment to comic 4477 on 2017-05-31
D-Dad...? Is that you...?
Comment to comic 2764 on 2017-05-31
I know how you feel. I used to get my fo... ★2
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-31
"Procrasturbator". Yeah, not very specif...
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
Now you can call me a dumbass.
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
Also, *dumbass One word, not two.
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
Don't be so presumptuous, Brandon. Autoc...
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
You rectum it could be impor taint ? Tha...
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
What's it a-butt?
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31
I think a lot of people here live in dif...
Comment to comic 4038 on 2017-05-30
Hmmmm... sounds intriguing... Hey! Kille... ★1
Comment to comic 1304 on 2017-05-30
Also, only the green ones do that. The r... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Congestion!
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Shit! I was gone for 30 minutes. What'd ... ★1
Comment to comic 2819 on 2017-05-30
Well, it's a bit like using the term 'po... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Beautiful.
Comment to comic 2132 on 2017-05-30
"Well, I don't like fucking you, but we ...
Comment to comic 3776 on 2017-05-30
I'll watch the shit out of some Billy & ...
Comment to comic 4026 on 2017-05-30
Or a man by the stiffness of his covers.... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Dragon wasn't stopping you from stating ...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
I as well. You as well. ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
No, the correct terminology is 'wasteofm...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
Someone flagged this. Gonna assume that ...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
Did you? I didn't see. Or maybe my shitt...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
They're secretly relieved that they don'...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Makes whatever gesture is considered rud...
Comment to comic 2381 on 2017-05-30
HAHA! So hyooo-mer!
Comment to comic 2383 on 2017-05-30
Make-A-Wish is like a genie: you gotta b... ★7
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Dick spinning videos used to be way more... ★1
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Ya know what? Let's make that number a b... ★1
Comment to comic 1782 on 2017-05-30
Give em an inch and they complain that y...
Comment to comic 1780 on 2017-05-30
Fuckin' noob.
Comment to comic 1777 on 2017-05-30
@Noggit Dominatrix relationship.
Comment to comic 1776 on 2017-05-30
This would be a lot more depressing if t... ★2
Comment to comic 1775 on 2017-05-30
At least this means she'll stay relative... ★1
Comment to comic 1781 on 2017-05-30
...Too far? ★3
Comment to comic 1781 on 2017-05-30
This'll do. (Unzips)
Comment to comic 2110 on 2017-05-30
I've willingly fapped to worse several t... ★2
Comment to comic 533 on 2017-05-30
The little kid's face on the far right c... ★4
Comment to comic 1316 on 2017-05-30
very trelaf ★2
Comment to comic 2438 on 2017-05-30
I think Matt was speaking for all of us ...
Comment to comic 4077 on 2017-05-30
This guy/female gets it.
Comment to comic 3717 on 2017-05-30
....and did. ★3
Comment to comic 3717 on 2017-05-30
I can. ★2
Comment to comic 2109 on 2017-05-30
Unlike bigdickbitch.com, which is real. ...
Comment to comic 1284 on 2017-05-30
I just made protestines! ★1
Comment to comic 1284 on 2017-05-30
You mean outestines?
Comment to comic 270 on 2017-05-30
Eh, 5/10.
Comment to comic 1150 on 2017-05-30
This'll do quite nicely... ( unzips ) ★2
Comment to comic 780 on 2017-05-30
Hentai is anime, just with less plot, an...
Comment to comic 2309 on 2017-05-30
It looked a bit like a SNES cartridge, s...
Comment to comic 3470 on 2017-05-30
The real bitches are the ice levels, esp...
Comment to comic 3470 on 2017-05-30
Nope. The final level is Bowser's domain... ★1
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-05-30
D-A-B-S-A... What could this mean?
Comment to comic 2301 on 2017-05-30
And the syphilis cums free with every pu... ★1
Comment to comic 2301 on 2017-05-30
That just means it's a quality item.
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
Oh. Well, that's just no fun.
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30
You're not the hero we deserve, but by g... ★2
Comment to comic 4120 on 2017-05-30
Insert nervous demeanor
Comment to comic 3218 on 2017-05-30
And the ends would be shaped like dickhe...
Comment to comic 3218 on 2017-05-30
If it were hentai, there'd be a lot more...
Comment to comic 3653 on 2017-05-30
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." ★2
Comment to comic 3467 on 2017-05-29
Or just for fun. ★1
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-05-29
More my personality than my username, re...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-05-29
Insert WWII joke here
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
You really are bamboozled, huh?
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
Depends on how much your child shits its...
Comment to comic 2491 on 2017-05-29
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman... HURK! ★1
Comment to comic 2491 on 2017-05-29
You beat me when no one's looking...
Comment to comic 2491 on 2017-05-29
For the sport.
Comment to comic 975 on 2017-05-29
It's just the AIDS diluting it. ★1
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
Did somebody say... "Fisting time?"
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
As well as all the time you save by not ...
Comment to comic 4258 on 2017-05-29
Although I agree with Zog, I want to con...
Comment to comic 4194 on 2017-05-29
Me likey...
Comment to comic 1371 on 2017-05-28
.....
Comment to comic 3828 on 2017-05-28
Welp, better go fuck my cousin.
Comment to comic 1946 on 2017-05-28
Matt missed a perfect opportunity for a ...
Comment to comic 523 on 2017-05-28
The dad's a chocolate facehugger. ★1
Comment to comic 2344 on 2017-05-28
Thanks for going back in time 11 months ... ★1
Comment to comic 3697 on 2017-05-28
I'm gonna verb your noun so adjective
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28
I have. It's why I'm not allowed at zoos... ★2
Comment to comic 2127 on 2017-05-27
He failed, and Cyanide and Happiness pro... ★5
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
AAAAAAAAGH!!!
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Fine, but I'll only let you borrow . You...
Comment to comic 715 on 2017-05-27
Hey, just passed by. Water you guys doin...
Comment to comic 1204 on 2017-05-27
No... I don't see that ...
Comment to comic 1204 on 2017-05-27
T...wice....? ... ... ..OHHHHHHHHHHH.
Comment to comic 2001 on 2017-05-27
I saw a hentai like this one time. Excep... ★2
Comment to comic 4224 on 2017-05-27
As do at least two of yours.
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Are you proud of yourself? Now you have ...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Were you planning on making the comments...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Well, if I were to make an anime pfp tha...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
My ass still hurts...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Yes. Except scat porn. I always go in th...
Comment to comic 2011 on 2017-05-27
He was making a... Never mind... ★1
Comment to comic 372 on 2017-05-27
All of those fall under wish two. The ot...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-27
!noitsegiD ★2
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Went to a feminist rally and tried this.... ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
We should probably abort it. ★2
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
I'm glad you did, too... Mmmmmmhhhhhh......
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
Squeezing is conceiving. ★2
Comment to comic 1733 on 2017-05-26
Gotta look pretty for tonight when Big J... ★9
Comment to comic 2215 on 2017-05-26
Stop clubbing baby seals! Stop clubbing,...
Comment to comic 4132 on 2017-05-26
A wise man once said: "Buttsex is like b...
Comment to comic 4133 on 2017-05-26
No, they're the distraction. I'm the rap...
Comment to comic 4133 on 2017-05-26
DA DERKA DERR!
Comment to comic 2428 on 2017-05-26
That's du- ... ...Huh.
Comment to comic 3767 on 2017-05-26
Reasonable.
Comment to comic 3767 on 2017-05-26
You're right! I thought it was a hair tu...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Ahem. Speaking of which...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I'm gonna start saying "Fuck you, handso...
Comment to comic 2458 on 2017-05-26
I've jerked off to weirder.
Comment to comic 4068 on 2017-05-26
"Good talk, buddy."
Comment to comic 1257 on 2017-05-26
Unlike me. ★4
Comment to comic 1241 on 2017-05-26
He blows for blow. ★3
Comment to comic 1243 on 2017-05-26
I'm back a month later, and I already fo...
Comment to comic 3952 on 2017-05-26
And Comment of the Year goes to...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Did you say.... grime?
Comment to comic 844 on 2017-05-26
*hilarious ★1
Comment to comic 3769 on 2017-05-26
Ahem ... ...Huh? Oh, sorry. Just had som...
Comment to comic 3769 on 2017-05-26
So there are.
Comment to comic 336 on 2017-05-26
Eh. Close enough.
Comment to comic 4463 on 2017-05-26
Quit bitching and jerk your sorrows away...
Comment to comic 1341 on 2017-05-26
You and everyone else in the known unive...
Comment to comic 2013 on 2017-05-26
"It's okay, ma'am. You know what you nee... ★4
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Oh, yeah. It has to be both square and a...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
The hot, voluptuous age of 70...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I can feel my clothes tearing themselves... ★3
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I heard the premise was wieners.
Comment to comic 4377 on 2017-05-26
I gained one.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26
This many!
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
@Nixinkome Well, some are made of plasti...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Nah, it's fine. Besides, my... advisors ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
In that case I- ( looks closer ) Oh. Rea...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Or something. Whatever.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Seppukuuuuuu!
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Drops army's pants
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Don't care. Kill 'em all. It's 'Murica.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
192 is max for me.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Whoever's hotter.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Sorry if that first sentence was incompr...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I know right? Just fuck 'em up and be do...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
@Brandon I don't hate the spinners reall...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
I'm not sure how widespread that abomina...
Comment to comic 4397 on 2017-05-26
You're supposed to eat it so that you're... ★2
Comment to comic 4397 on 2017-05-26
Despite what DeviantArt says, Jeff the K...
Comment to comic 3896 on 2017-05-26
Fucking stupid ass cunt bitch Tourette's...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26
Still not as annoying as Fidget Spinners...
Comment to comic 939 on 2017-05-24
Too late! I'm imagining his dick!
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
That would make the cop 70. Not judging ...
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
Well, shit.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
It's fine. They'll leave soon enough, or...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Cop 1: Your body. ★1
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
I may not ever be able to claim bottom, ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
I was considering it, and I think it cou...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24
Cop 1: More like 12/10...
Comment to comic 3647 on 2017-05-24
And glitter!
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
I do.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
http://explosm.net/comics/1259/ ★3
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-24
This... is true art.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
... Ew....
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
( Ghrope )
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
I will, but only if it's consensual. Rap...
Comment to comic 1535 on 2017-05-24
I prefer solemn dick sucking, thank you....
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
Sixteen.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
Your pfp makes me want to party.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24
Killer Cheese! Final answer!
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Agreed.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
No, just regular cream. Whipped cream is... ★1
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
It's technically true.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Really? Well, if you'll excuse me, I mig...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-23
My school's currently burning, too. ★2
Comment to comic 3674 on 2017-05-23
Right now, Polly wants to get his dick s...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
Yes. ★1
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
This guy gets it. ★1
Comment to comic 658 on 2017-05-22
You hate a lot of good things, food-wise...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-05-22
You're a gun case I can fap to.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-05-22
....
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
That explains why it's so stiff, too.
Comment to comic 1269 on 2017-05-22
This is oddly turning me on... ★1
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-22
Scooby-Dooby Doo, where are you...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
I meant vertically. Didn't feel like ret...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
It physically hurts to look at your pfp,...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
I know what it is, and I still stand by ... ★1
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
Anything can be porn if you're desperate... ★1
Comment to comic 2350 on 2017-05-22
Those also teach us to love. But it's a ...
Comment to comic 2350 on 2017-05-22
Sounds okay to me.
Comment to comic 1044 on 2017-05-22
Oh, come on. It's not that bad...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
You might be right.
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-22
I did too.
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22
He had to pay extra, though, as that was... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-21
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Comment to comic 828 on 2017-05-21
First!
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-21
The person behind it claimed to be lunar...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-05-21
Your friend is a great cheese.
Comment to comic 2267 on 2017-05-21
Well, you're the one bragging about his ... ★1
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
Also, fuck you and your uranium.
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
They can reply now.
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21
'deactivate_phishing_filter'? Something ...
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-05-21
ACKCHUWALLY , Jews, Christians, and Musl...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Oh, but JD is still here.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Oh wow... They're all dead. Heh. Good. ★3
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Dph's hand ★1
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
The voices constantly assure me that not...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
The only recent Death Panel feeding I've...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2017-05-20
*Gates
Comment to comic 3874 on 2017-05-20
How dare he assume his dad's gender!
Comment to comic 3034 on 2017-05-20
"No, son, that's your mother, eagerly wa...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
I thought it was porn for women.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
!kcurterif a ekil em kcuF
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Or don't.
Comment to comic 1043 on 2017-05-20
You need to stop. Think of your family. ★2
Comment to comic 2041 on 2017-05-20
Yes?
Comment to comic 3206 on 2017-05-20
....
Comment to comic 3142 on 2017-05-20
Grape Rape. ★1
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
I bet that shtick never got old.
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
...right?
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
Because AIDS.
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
Twice McLice.
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
Einstein was a Hydra.
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-05-20
....
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
Nonsense! He can give birth if he tries.... ★1
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
I didn't flag him.
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
They probably just can't grasp the conce...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
I'm not accusing you. I'm just answering...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
B-R-O-T...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20
*heed
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19
...They cancelled a Popeye movie? For a ...
Comment to comic 2211 on 2017-05-19
I'm assuming that your username is what ...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Thanks. 2 was the only one I knew.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Oh yeahhhhhhhh.... I've seen your pfp so...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Oh yeah, and Goggles, too.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Those were all I found.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
BROKBRAK?
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
blue4029?
Comment to comic 1063 on 2017-05-19
...'cause, you know. I'm last.
Comment to comic 1063 on 2017-05-19
I shall now proceed to fuck thee in the ...
Comment to comic 3392 on 2017-05-19
The fuck is this? It's flagged. ...I don...
Comment to comic 3592 on 2017-05-19
"Much better."
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
He said he was lunar in a spam post.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
A Caucasian male.
Comment to comic 2763 on 2017-05-19
And the priest says nothing, as he's con...
Comment to comic 2763 on 2017-05-19
But he was the pornstar.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
That was a run-on sentence.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
You're not lunar, you forgot the full st...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Dicks.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
That's not much of a hint, especially th...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
You don't choose badges.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19
Yes! I'm a douche! Maybe now I'll know w...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I had logged into his account for a brie...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
You were a lot more bearable when your p...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Or maybe you're a ten year old with wifi... ★6
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Yar har fiddly-dee...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
*unnecessarily ★1
Comment to comic 4142 on 2017-05-17
I prefer drawing them, that way I know t...
Comment to comic 2175 on 2017-05-17
Top as of FOREVER!
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Don't leave me with this...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
In case anyone sees this and gets mad at...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Oh, God, here we go...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I'm still signed in. I could make the pf...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Yeah! Make all of them have penis profil...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Maybe you broke her brain, too... Niiiii...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
No, because he said that the cookie lied...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Normally I do, but I figured it'd be eas...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2017-05-17
Yoshi's Island The SNES one. Not the shi...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2017-05-17
My thing
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
( Starts to argue, but stops and cries i... ★4
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Level up!
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Maybe it went bad.
Comment to comic 3939 on 2017-05-17
I brought my F-Zero to your F1 race!
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I forgot to add a period. My apologies.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
When I was about 11, I got caught jerkin...
Comment to comic 40 on 2017-05-17
All those sexy broken bodies must be dis...
Comment to comic 40 on 2017-05-17
I'd rather U fuck, if you catch my drift...
Comment to comic 3089 on 2017-05-17
*debuff ★3
Comment to comic 1779 on 2017-05-17
He spilled jelly on his head and fell as... ★1
Comment to comic 1779 on 2017-05-17
It's fine. I did instead.
Comment to comic 1779 on 2017-05-17
I as well.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
I'll claim your bottom for a nice feelin...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Opaquely heterosexual. ★1
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17
Am I the only one that imagined him sayi... ★1
Comment to comic 4004 on 2017-05-17
First solid plastic head up an ass I've ... ★1
Comment to comic 4246 on 2017-05-17
Alright. Let's fuck. ★3
Comment to comic 4457 on 2017-05-17
Make an autism joke.
Comment to comic 4457 on 2017-05-17
Good job. Change your pfp.
Comment to comic 4495 on 2017-05-17
That was one of my favorite episodes eve... ★1
Comment to comic 4495 on 2017-05-17
You evil BASTARD! ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
Also @Bear Would Gorgons count as demons...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
@Bear What, you think I wouldn't know wh...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-05-17
I know, dude. She's a complete psychopat...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-17
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Comment to comic 195 on 2017-05-17
"Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' ... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-17
I saw it. And I deeply appreciate it.
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
At first, I read line 3 as "I wanna be y...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
@fishing Not even if it's a Chuck E. Che... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
It's slightly above her eye level.
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17
In panel two, the female's slight hair b...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-17
Hmmmmm... Something tells me you don't l...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-05-17
I read through all of this torture, and ...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-05-17
A lot of us don't debate it, we just don...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-05-16
Judging by your username, I'll assume yo... ★1
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-05-16
That last line did nothing for you, as m...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
Isn't that why we have that Trump accoun...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
The most heh.
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I love it.
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I treat my women like eggs - beaten. ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
'You can't triple stamp a double stamp!'...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
It was good enough, though, as my iPad e...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I don't care how immature this makes me,... ★4
Comment to comic 2923 on 2017-05-16
Thank you. It's the only kind of fuck I'...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
Made Jackie speechless, apparently. ★3
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
Well, now I see why Christianity is so u... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
( Insert ejaculation joke here )
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
Pfff! I beg to differ. ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2017-05-16
*proves
Comment to comic 4502 on 2017-05-16
*Pokéball
Comment to comic 4502 on 2017-05-16
So Brock's into beastiality? ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
I would do you.
Comment to comic 2016 on 2017-05-16
She's taking a shower with the bathroom ... ★4
Comment to comic 2015 on 2017-05-16
She's dead outside.
Comment to comic 3322 on 2017-05-16
Hit B.
Comment to comic 498 on 2017-05-16
The Original Emo ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16
They do if they're loose enough.
Comment to comic 599 on 2017-05-16
I saw a video like this once... ★1
Comment to comic 599 on 2017-05-16
Huh...
Comment to comic 599 on 2017-05-16
Look at STea's comment carefully, then y...
Comment to comic 1259 on 2017-05-16
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Comment to comic 1259 on 2017-05-16
Same here.
Comment to comic 4382 on 2017-05-16
I'm not one to be picky, but I can't sta... ★3
Comment to comic 1877 on 2017-05-16
*ass
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I like my women like I like my eggs: una...
Comment to comic 3817 on 2017-05-16
Wait! You mean it's not December?
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
I like my women like I like my eggs: wit...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
No human being could hate scrambled eggs...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16
Well if you're thinking 'forced into sub...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2017-05-16
Meh. Never stopped me before.
Comment to comic 1763 on 2017-05-16
When I saw this comment for the first ti... ★1
Comment to comic 4277 on 2017-05-16
I shit you not, I lost my virginity to m...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
He will after he finds out how disgustin...
Comment to comic 1778 on 2017-05-15
Meh. ★2
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15
But then your dick would scream constant...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-15
It's Mr. Meeseeks from Rick and Morty.
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Nah. I like it. As long as it's a pun in...
Comment to comic 1876 on 2017-05-15
This is my exclamation of escalation! ★1
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Maybe... That doesn't mean that it isn't...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Incidentally, before I knew what porn wa...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
You were also carrying a "potion" at the...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Actually, if he started his journey at t...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
I've dropped my iPad many a time because... ★2
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Ha. Ass Ketchup. From Phallus Town. ★3
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Oh, yeah! And the Mew v Mewtwo movie who...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
I wasabi The berry best Like no bun ever... ★3
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Barbec-you better stop that...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Except Noah completed his goal in only t... ★2
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Ash Buttfuckem I know it's irrelevant, b...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
They also keep creating stronger Rattata...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
If I'm wrong, tell me, but I believe he ...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
Actually, he would be Noah, as he's tryi...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15
I've seen maybe one or two. But not enou...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
Since it's relevant here, I enlarged my ...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
...Wow, I really know how to horsera-dis...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
Mustard we do this? There's no need to r...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
*This, of course, doesn't include porn d...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
Nowadays, I just keep the same team thro...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
He got rid of Charizard twice, didn't he...
Comment to comic 2510 on 2017-05-14
Just follow your nose!
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
Use Explosion!
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14
Hu-mon.... hmmmm... sounds more like a d...
Comment to comic 3291 on 2017-05-14
.... Hear that? That's the sound of me g... ★1
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
Your username resembles that of the bots...
Comment to comic 2875 on 2017-05-14
That looks more like a tilted doilie tha...
Comment to comic 1078 on 2017-05-14
The same thing happened to me when I cam...
Comment to comic 1994 on 2017-05-14
Lead is a heavy metal, yes. However, it ... ★4
Comment to comic 2228 on 2017-05-14
.... ...Do you... ...Do you need me to c...
Comment to comic 4145 on 2017-05-14
But she's a girl ! ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-14
I don't wanna mine for any 'old butt gol...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-14
I just got that... good job, you sly bas...
Comment to comic 3923 on 2017-05-14
MC Burger? I love his music! ★3
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-05-14
( Shakes head at Brandon ) Jaundice vict... ★1
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
So yeah. Just like its mother. ★5
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
How else would you judge a baby?
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
They look like cone-headed old men. ★1
Comment to comic 4112 on 2017-05-13
*fuck
Comment to comic 4475 on 2017-05-13
YEAH! ";O" isn't a website, dingus!
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
Yes... I didn't choose this.... I'm scar...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
( Insert angry comment about antiviral s...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
The lovely anime female was implying tha... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-13
Ohhhh, it's roads, isn't it? ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
Pretty much. I can't even read it.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13
Meet my friend Moe Lester here... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
[This comment is only available to users... ★3
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
That's what you get for trying to own mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
My day was exactly the same, minus the i... ★2
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
Mine is Pete O'Fial.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
In response to overheating.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
If you've ever had a rubber glove on for...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12
*hot.
Comment to comic 2515 on 2017-05-12
Actually, those last three aren't useles... ★1
Comment to comic 2515 on 2017-05-12
I saw that episode. ★2
Comment to comic 2995 on 2017-05-12
D is the answer.
Comment to comic 2995 on 2017-05-12
Do me instead! ★3
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
That doesn't really solve it, that's mor... ★2
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
We all knew it would happen eventually.
Comment to comic 4350 on 2017-05-12
Up there, in your comment. ★1
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
Why did the bike fall over? It found out...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
I remember looking at this comment and w...
Comment to comic 3542 on 2017-05-12
UuuuuaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Comment to comic 3542 on 2017-05-12
Get a fat chick to crawl inside and set ...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
If I ever have to run from an angry shoo...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Actually, you'd be unable to stop attack...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
It would make me feel less lonely... Als...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
It's not gross, it's acquired taste.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Hurts self in confusion ★3
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Make it hardcore porn.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Maybe he's actually Japanese.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Also, it'll only do missionary.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Yes... Action figures... I guess you cou...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Better watch out, that blond one is in a...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
Indeed.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
KABOOM!!
Comment to comic 3437 on 2017-05-10
Or the orchestrated version: 'Your wife ... ★1
Comment to comic 3436 on 2017-05-10
But none of us will care.
Comment to comic 3849 on 2017-05-10
I'm standing under a leaky ceiling. It's...
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-10
Pokémon GO burn in hell! ★4
Comment to comic 2582 on 2017-05-10
I bet it's fun bein' the caboose...
Comment to comic 2921 on 2017-05-10
...Then I wouldn't have to waste my time... ★1
Comment to comic 2921 on 2017-05-10
If only everyone saw from Green's perspe... ★1
Comment to comic 3996 on 2017-05-10
Just masturbate a lot. That's what I do.... ★4
Comment to comic 3997 on 2017-05-10
Begins to speak, but stops and walks awa... ★4
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
... ... ... Ohhhhhhhh, you're British.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Oh. Pink shirt . Well, that kind of ruin...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Well said.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Sunburnt porn stars
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
My personal favorite is Water Sport ... ... ★1
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
More like high nope.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Makes 'eating out' joke in response to B...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
I concur! Do another daily fetish! ★1
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Or that. Just pretend I said the thing t...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Don't forget Horn Drill ★1
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
How do you make your letters bold like t...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
I like you... But don't you fucking dare...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
Mmmmhhh... I hope there's a search invol...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
:T Nicholaidus, realizing that this is a...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
The best part of that joke was when Mort...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09
It was very quantity. ★2
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09
I lost my virginity to my hand.
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
It's only the GREATEST THING ON THE GODD...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Quantity
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
I don't know, Unnamed One. Everyone else...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-05-09
There's something I like about your pfp....
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
@Dragon Shove your arm up your anus.
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
My facial expression is now the exact sa... ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-05-09
Making fairies immune to dragon was a di...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Unfortunately, it might be a little hard...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
When I saw 'Dead men tell no tales', my ...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Turns out that dance isn't as safe as ev... ★2
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Plot Twist IV: There was Never More than...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08
I'm dying of laughter right now!
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
And it's innocence.
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08
WaitAminute (Sorry, couldn't resist), wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08
I knew nothing about that. North Carolin...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08
Well, The Man here was putting commas in...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
Bigfoot.
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
I think he got flagged this time because...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
Five in a few minutes...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
I see what you did there...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
I only watched porn four times today.
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
Yep!
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
'Twas the night before Christmas, and al...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
But you'd only need to buy dinner for on...
Comment to comic 4067 on 2017-05-08
I strike you with the back of my hand. H...
Comment to comic 795 on 2017-05-08
1 and 17. Or rather 1 to 17. ★2
Comment to comic 2465 on 2017-05-08
Don't just stand at the door and watch; ...
Comment to comic 2465 on 2017-05-08
Twicest
Comment to comic 2465 on 2017-05-08
Twicest
Comment to comic 734 on 2017-05-08
*Reincarnation as a double cheese pizza
Comment to comic 734 on 2017-05-08
Double kill!
Comment to comic 733 on 2017-05-08
Knocks on wall All that noise is making ...
Comment to comic 729 on 2017-05-08
He felt something grab his wee-wee. ★2
Comment to comic 728 on 2017-05-08
Is your pfp a semi-naked woman hanging? ... ★2
Comment to comic 728 on 2017-05-08
I want the dad's face in panel 2 to be s... ★2
Comment to comic 1823 on 2017-05-08
Both. ★1
Comment to comic 1823 on 2017-05-08
Yes.
Comment to comic 2559 on 2017-05-08
Isn't this how that one McDonald's game ...
Comment to comic 1895 on 2017-05-08
IMPOSSIBLE!
Comment to comic 2610 on 2017-05-08
Clothed sex is a fetish. And kind of a b...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
Once you spend enough time watching inte...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
It's just sparkly green midget porn.
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
What about ear-rings? Ba-dum-tsss! ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
Some prostitutes are women.
Comment to comic 375 on 2017-05-08
( Looks at more recent comics ) Oh shit!...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
It would be assisted homicide, because f...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
Also my iPad has a one in eight chance o...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
Oh. They never told us.
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
I managed to replace approximately one f...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
*four hundred million. ★2
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07
Reverse vore, really. Blue's the one tha...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
But no one uses urban dictionary for any...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
Whoa! I can't tell if it's a pun or an a... ★1
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
I'm gonna say Pepsi, but only because it...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-07
Doesn't matter. You're not real.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-07
Chrome crashed on my iPad and now I have...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07
I left for a couple hours. Glad to see I...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
It was Blue !?
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
Whoa, dude! No fomo!
Comment to comic 1528 on 2017-05-06
Slide us on her penis...URK ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Again, I'm sorry for accusing you. It wa... ★1
Comment to comic 3790 on 2017-05-06
With the Frizz? No way! ★2
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Forgot the other apostrophe. My bad.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Yeah, now that I look closely, some of h...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
It doesn't really sound like any regular...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
And a partridge in a pear tree... ★2
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
As in, it's the same reason. I wasn't ac...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Also, as much as I would love a flame wa...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
I'm surprised you got away without any e...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Ohhhhhh, you!
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
AIDS.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Oh. My bad. Ignore that if you will.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Just the fact that you're able to take t...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
You have a gift, you know that? ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Why do people create shitstorms on the I...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
It's time to be d-d-d-d-depressed! ★4
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
He's showing that drugs cause you to spo... ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
Wait. Nope. It's Dragon.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
ProfessAdeath/thought?
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
Yummy Pie! ...Sorta. It's a little diffe...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
I meant it as a joke. Personally I'm fin...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
You're not the guy below you, so yeah, y... ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
I saw that porno already.
Comment to comic 517 on 2017-05-05
'Course he is. Listerine's fucking sexy.... ★2
Comment to comic 512 on 2017-05-05
God yes , Internet...
Comment to comic 3451 on 2017-05-05
I'm Christian and I masturbate. And I am... ★1
Comment to comic 1433 on 2017-05-05
1st reply.
Comment to comic 2857 on 2017-05-05
Didn't need it at the moment.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
Uh-oh, he's getting angry. Quick, put hi...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05
That is inappropriate, young man!
Comment to comic 4002 on 2017-05-05
And thus, thanks to Alfred's valiant eff... ★3
Comment to comic 2819 on 2017-05-05
Watersports Wednesday.
Comment to comic 801 on 2017-05-05
I saw this movie with your mom, too. ★3
Comment to comic 801 on 2017-05-05
Twice... sorta? ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
That's President Captain Sherlock to you...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I thought this was gonna be a meaningful... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2017-05-05
Thanks for warning us. Saved a lot of my...
Comment to comic 3377 on 2017-05-05
My dick does. ★1
Comment to comic 2655 on 2017-05-05
Well, at least now everything he does is...
Comment to comic 2498 on 2017-05-05
'You get mildly ornery when you're hungr...
Comment to comic 2498 on 2017-05-05
Hell, at least I did.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I see what you did there you sly bastard...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
Nixinkome thinks you hate gays.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I wonder if he knows what Rule 34 is. I ...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I'll get you next time, Dragon!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I think you mean 'un cum fortable'.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
You're ability to get flagged for everyt...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
I concur.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
It looks like that kid wanted to turn th...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
That wasn't a pun, I was stating that th...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
It's a form of cosplay, which is a fetis... ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
You've never done anything to me persona...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Unlike me.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
The Conan Otherwise Show ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
And lastly, step 34...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
You're an artist .
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Technically pedophelia.
Comment to comic 4271 on 2017-05-03
.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....wincest...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Like my sex dungeon.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
What I find amusing about this is that m...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Would the Donald Trump account be an exc...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Mine did a looong time ago, and I'm stil...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Someone out there hates you...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
I'm not the best judge of stuff like wha...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
I'm saying I've never seen an account li...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
( Gives sticky thumbs up )
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
I got the reference.
Comment to comic 1678 on 2017-05-03
I feel like this comic came from a rathe... ★4
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Can't say I blame you. Bears are warm.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
( Cue emotional reunion music )
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
There you are!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
By Jove, you're right!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Whatever appears under the 'Random List'...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
No, he's not! Stop pulling our legs! ★2
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Except for that.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
You're a sick man! ... ... But you're al... ★2
Comment to comic 977 on 2017-05-03
Shit! Much like my dick, I was beaten!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
The whole jerking off on her body was pr...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
I've tried going a day without masturbat...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Beautiful.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Can't say I blame the fellow...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Oh no!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
What if I feel like masturbating more pr... ★4
Comment to comic 4118 on 2017-05-03
'That's right! That pill bottle is cover... ★2
Comment to comic 1402 on 2017-05-03
I know I'm 9 years too late, but he forg... ★4
Comment to comic 4222 on 2017-05-03
You and you're complicated backstory...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Do bees get medical care?
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Or if you called me condescending becaus...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
I wasn't being condescending, that's jus...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Truckfucker... I like it.
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-03
Also probably a doctor of sorts...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2017-05-03
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2017-05-03
Hmmm... I'm gonna say.... ñø?
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Then, I guess he's a (presumably male) h...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
IT. ★1
Comment to comic 4463 on 2017-05-03
You can tell by the unique profile pic t...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
... ... ...Wait a minute...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
With your parents' permission.
Comment to comic 2798 on 2017-05-03
I really hope you're not actually a 'ska... ★1
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
A commenter, I believe.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Makes Mega Man fight eight more robots ★2
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Twenty dollars. ★1
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
They aren't his; he was just borrowing t...
Comment to comic 3374 on 2017-05-02
Better go jack the shit out of my dick. ★1
Comment to comic 3373 on 2017-05-02
Life's short. Maturbate. ★2
Comment to comic 3373 on 2017-05-02
Waaaaaay ahead of you.
Comment to comic 1931 on 2017-05-02
Too bad they didn't have photoshop to ma...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-05-02
And so a legend was born... ★3
Comment to comic 167 on 2017-05-02
Look ouuuuut...!
Comment to comic 2686 on 2017-05-02
So? I'm exactly the same, and I couldn't...
Comment to comic 2668 on 2017-05-02
Eleven.
Comment to comic 598 on 2017-05-02
What? Shut up. ★4
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
When somebody says "you don't hear me co... ★7
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
"And myyyy axe!"
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Yours is an envied life, my friends.
Comment to comic 4336 on 2017-05-02
I don't think the below comments emphasi...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-02
No, just stop watching porn on a shit de...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
On the other hand, there's an ornate cof...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Well, in Earthbound, there was a cult ob...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
S&M!
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Both.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2017-05-02
Le gasp!
Comment to comic 4476 on 2017-05-02
As tempting as it is, I'm gonna say no, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
You make me laugh, Blue! You think mere ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
* Makes Earthbound reference
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Yay! Domestic abuse!
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-01
The comment, not the comic.
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-01
Like S&M fetishists!
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-01
I love it.
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-05-01
Now I feel guilty for laughing at it...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
Pffft, more like phallus -ophy. ★2
Comment to comic 4035 on 2017-05-01
He said magician instead of wizard. Whil... ★12
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
That's quite a fall.
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
I think it's because he appeared on the ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
( Looks at username ) I like you. ★2
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-05-01
I say that people should do this.
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01
And not entertainingly retarded, either....
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
It would feel wrong if I didn't favorite... ★1
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
Yes.
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
There you are!
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-30
I'm very politically incorrect, but it's...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-30
I was kidding...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
If you know what I mean
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
If you're gonna do something like this, ...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
No one who speaks like that has that kin...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
Mmmmmmmmmhhhhh.... So ya wanna play it t...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
Where does he keep the lighter?
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
If a sea turtle exhales, will it propel ...
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-04-29
....You're making a joke right? That's j... ★4
Comment to comic 967 on 2017-04-28
And you're comment is redundantly repeti...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
I heard burning to death and drowning to...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
That pun's already been made.... it's a ...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
Five's a number.
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
Holy smokes! ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
I'd like to ass a few questions... ★2
Comment to comic 2824 on 2017-04-28
Neither did that live news station.
Comment to comic 2824 on 2017-04-28
Krazy Glue. Lots of it.
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-04-28
Watering...
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-04-28
Dick joke ★1
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-04-28
Both.
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-04-28
I guess you've got life planned out, huh...
Comment to comic 789 on 2017-04-28
Yeah, everyone knows he must've meant 'w...
Comment to comic 2144 on 2017-04-28
But what about the fully blind? Honestly... ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
Not only was it relevant, I'm incredibly...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28
"Blow it out your ass!" ★2
Comment to comic 4127 on 2017-04-28
Your username is a fun time 20/.0001
Comment to comic 941 on 2017-04-28
Nothing said in that entire comic was fa...
Comment to comic 941 on 2017-04-28
Hmmmm... Do your ovens happen to smell l... ★1
Comment to comic 3227 on 2017-04-28
Later, those pants killed an entire Syri...
Comment to comic 2517 on 2017-04-28
Super effective!
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
My pfp changed already? Well, that was f...
Comment to comic 1243 on 2017-04-28
I'm laughing regardless
Comment to comic 1243 on 2017-04-28
I... um... well, yeah. I guess that is t...
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-04-28
I eat pornflakes for breakfast.
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-04-28
xvideos.com
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-04-28
hentaihaven.org
Comment to comic 3680 on 2017-04-28
Laughs in an unoriginal manner
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
I uploaded one a while ago, just a matte...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
>insert joke about how rimshot sounds li...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Billy Mays was a goddam hero, and no one...
Comment to comic 1004 on 2017-04-28
Migration instinct.
Comment to comic 2473 on 2017-04-28
Gets me off. ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2017-04-28
He's far too young for that.
Comment to comic 807 on 2017-04-28
.... Yep.
Comment to comic 3719 on 2017-04-28
I would be donor of the year if I'd take...
Comment to comic 3951 on 2017-04-28
Don't do drugs, kids. Because they're du... ★1
Comment to comic 918 on 2017-04-28
[insert dank dick here]
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
That was a deep and well thought-out arg... ★3
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Someone out there is really flag-happy.....
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Fap ^100
Comment to comic 2076 on 2017-04-28
It rammed his soft spot
Comment to comic 2076 on 2017-04-28
Like my penis.
Comment to comic 2982 on 2017-04-28
Gotta go fast.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
That's what I'm saying.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
We're trying to be optimistic here.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
My favorite thing to put in tea is dildo... ★1
Comment to comic 1986 on 2017-04-28
.... .....*amateurs.
Comment to comic 1986 on 2017-04-28
Judging by your username, I'm assuming y...
Comment to comic 666 on 2017-04-28
I give this comment 666.66 thumbs.
Comment to comic 238 on 2017-04-28
Your name... is fucking amazing....
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
If someone flagged this, then I'm guessi...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Would probably feel nice to some people....
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
I don't know if anyone pointed this out ... ★4
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
To be fair, given the circumstances, he ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Incidentally, it's exactly where I found...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
That's... depressingly accurate. ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Looks more interesting than the previous...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Huuuuuaaaaaannnnnnhhhhh...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Whoops thought you said color.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Cyan cancer is my personal favorite.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Also, that seems like something dangerou...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Yeah, if only that were true. When's the...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
What was that? Oh, my waffles are done. ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
... I'm not... I'm not going near that.
Comment to comic 4433 on 2017-04-26
Zeee...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
You can't prove that that isn't what tha...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
They're lovers who are into potty play. ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Is that how the movie went?
Comment to comic 933 on 2017-04-26
Geek.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Wanna know what I see on my incognito ta... ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Sounds really fun for the other person. ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
All of them.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Interesting thought. ★1
Comment to comic 1482 on 2017-04-26
It wasn't magic, it was vore. ★2
Comment to comic 3452 on 2017-04-26
He forgot to duck and cover.
Comment to comic 3452 on 2017-04-26
Slydexic
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
It's really hot ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
And that's saying quite a lot.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
As in all of us nubiles?
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
What do you call a man with no arms, and...
Comment to comic 1730 on 2017-04-26
Swallowers are followers!
Comment to comic 1730 on 2017-04-26
The more you know an' shit...
Comment to comic 1672 on 2017-04-26
In fact, take two.
Comment to comic 2095 on 2017-04-26
Unlike the man in your profile picture. ★7
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-26
After seeing a comment about Bee Movie, ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-26
Really high on life. Wasted on life.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-26
Meh. It's average, I guess... ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-26
I want to feel offended, but I can't... ...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26
I prefer the Ham Burgler.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Nope, this guy got it. "An endless suppl...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
HM05, correct?
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Indeed.
Comment to comic 3023 on 2017-04-26
His acne sure does clear up fast... ★1
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
That favorite wasn't spam; it was me sho... ★1
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Super defective! ★3
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
No favorites? There's no way I'm the onl... ★3
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
I concur. ★1
Comment to comic 1657 on 2017-04-25
More of a meat porridge.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25
He's not the hero we want, nor the hero ... ★1
Comment to comic 3638 on 2017-04-25
According to panel 4, that's already bei...
Comment to comic 3638 on 2017-04-25
You got scales...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Infinity/10 best jok evar.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
AIDS and cancer.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Fight! Fight! Fight! ★1
Comment to comic 4102 on 2017-04-25
Same egg group, I think.
Comment to comic 1022 on 2017-04-25
Inspiring.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25
That pun had a pee sed me. ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Insert my penis
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
How do you stop a baby from crying? Hit ... ★1
Comment to comic 4240 on 2017-04-25
Hell, at least I do.
Comment to comic 4240 on 2017-04-25
And that username... is a thing of beaut...
Comment to comic 133 on 2017-04-25
Also, this comic was made by the most re...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
And the ass represents the smoker! And t...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Low prices at Costco. ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Poot chute
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-25
Way to give me an erection lasting more ...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Congrats! You passed !
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
The fuck kind of backstory is your usern...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Happens to all of us from time to time.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
If he's dead tomorrow then yes. ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25
Yes. Exactly. ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
I refuse to believe that a man with that...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-24
Think again, Bear!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-24
Rockman ain't got no dick.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-24
's 'cause it's Rockman
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Ass... cloud.... strife?
Comment to comic 366 on 2017-04-24
Best. Comment. Ever.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
I think they were asking if any of 'em h...
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-04-24
Great for opening anuses, too. ★1
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-04-24
Your profile pic is the best thing I've ...
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-04-24
I'm in.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Or did Hitler become God? He must've won... ★6
Comment to comic 3312 on 2017-04-24
"Buttsex is like broccoli: if you're for... ★2
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Dat gas doe ★3
Comment to comic 4041 on 2017-04-24
You think that's gross? Try gore.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
And God held a match up to his ass.
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-04-24
Oh, I guess you did do gore already.
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-04-24
[Insert my penis]
Comment to comic 3776 on 2017-04-24
Have you ever eaten raw flesh before? It...
Comment to comic 3284 on 2017-04-24
Sexy.
Comment to comic 3673 on 2017-04-24
Or maybe it gives good head .
Comment to comic 943 on 2017-04-24
Now I'm wet. ...With tears. Very compell... ★1
Comment to comic 976 on 2017-04-24
It's not rape if they can't say no!
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
I, on the other hand, don't hate people ...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
COMMENT LEVEL: 9999 ★1
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
I do have to agree with this; self-favor...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
The point-of-impact was the doctor's che... ★1
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
Does whatever spam can? ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Gesundheit. ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Look out fuckers, it's the comment of th... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21
Constructing a wormhole?
Comment to comic 1487 on 2017-04-19
Not if you don't get caught.
Comment to comic 3216 on 2017-04-19
Acne waits until you're 14 to come on yo... ★1
Comment to comic 3216 on 2017-04-19
What's the difference between the Pope a...
Comment to comic 624 on 2017-04-19
Depressing Comic Week and incest jokes.
Comment to comic 624 on 2017-04-19
Sub sandwich. ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
You have to be very mindful of their sti...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Glad I'm not the only one who reads thos...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
A sex dungeon?
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Oh. That kind of ass-kissing.
Comment to comic 1097 on 2017-04-19
The image name is... incredibly relevant...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I don't think that one's evil, Bear. If ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Nothing! What has dinner ever made for y... ★7
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
I like you.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
(Raises finger as if to say something, t... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Tell them they look nice. ★1
Comment to comic 1957 on 2017-04-19
Mel Gibson...
Comment to comic 1826 on 2017-04-19
Jizz.
Comment to comic 3969 on 2017-04-19
Unless they're Spinies. ★2
Comment to comic 3828 on 2017-04-19
The Reverse Deckchair
Comment to comic 2194 on 2017-04-19
Or a match made in Matt's basement.
Comment to comic 3573 on 2017-04-19
... Ah!
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
This looks... promising.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
(Blank comment) ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-19
I just now noticed that the blue shirt i... ★1
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
The weeb's right, you know. ★1
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
(Stares at 'Flagged' icon next to DPH's ... ★2
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
Shit, he found out... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Probably the same person that flagged th... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
You lied to me.... ★6
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
's beautiful. Just... beautiful. ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
And apparently that now includes mine...... ★1
Comment to comic 1315 on 2017-04-19
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation can involve a n... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Anyone else notice that this commenter's... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
A lot of people in this comment chain ar... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Works for me. ★1
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
I'm implying that 'on this site' include... ★4
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
Six?
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
It ain't easy bein' cheesy
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
My, ow dick!
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
Incidentally, my pfp IS from porn.
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
Maybe his cat was inside him...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18
I almost did it, too.
Comment to comic 3912 on 2017-04-18
Comical depression week?
Comment to comic 4106 on 2017-04-18
Just like the price of gas, AMIRIGHT?
Comment to comic 4106 on 2017-04-18
This. This right here. This... gentleman... ★1
Comment to comic 3965 on 2017-04-18
Uhhhhhh, yeh.
Comment to comic 3609 on 2017-04-18
Ow! My dick!
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-04-18
Simon says 'TáKę ïł ø£F...'
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-04-18
Your pfp is giving me a seizure.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-04-18
Teenage mutants?
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-04-18
I didn't catch any roll-playing vibes fr...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-04-18
That was my attempt at a jontron referen...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-04-18
Hey, now das just inappropriate.
Comment to comic 2735 on 2017-04-17
*Congratsturbations ★1
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Wow, JD. If what you said is true, then ...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
*ßû7tsêćkš
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I'd love to.
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Also there's the risk of Russians huntin...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Not if it's Japanese. Because they have ...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I know some people like to hold back for...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I know a scalene is a type of triangle.
Comment to comic 592 on 2017-04-17
AIDS, because it's crawling around every... ★3
Comment to comic 2604 on 2017-04-17
That's why incest is nasty to some peopl... ★1
Comment to comic 2604 on 2017-04-17
Of course! Girls pee out their butts! Ev... ★1
Comment to comic 2143 on 2017-04-17
Too Much Yeast ★1
Comment to comic 41 on 2017-04-17
You're gonna hafta root through a ton of...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I've just now discovered that, even thou...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Indeed.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
I won't harass you too much, though. Tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
Yes, the Jersey Devil Angles, I know the... ★1
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
If it's the latter, I understand. I enjo...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17
I don't know what you're talking about; ...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I didn't even notice there were more unt...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I love chicken miggets.
Comment to comic 1270 on 2017-04-17
It's mine.
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Careful. This might just be the calm bef...
Comment to comic 947 on 2017-04-17
As do I.
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I think you'll find that stuff under 'Pr... ★2
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
Also porn, though.
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
I mostly use incognito tabs when I'm loo...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17
An equally unbearable curse.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
I'm certain that every porno with Mona L...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-16
You have true talent, you know that? ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2017-04-16
Eh. More of a half-rhyme.
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Also, unless you're talkin' chicken, I t... ★2
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
No, I assumed you had guests. ★2
Comment to comic 4350 on 2017-04-16
(Applause)
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Maybe I am, but like I said, most of the... ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Never mind, it seems it's being taken ca... ★2
Comment to comic 1397 on 2017-04-16
I'm not seeing much armor... not much of...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
This is my first experience with such an... ★2
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
There are ads currently plaguing the com... ★2
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Like, 4! ★2
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
You know how many guests you could invit... ★2
Comment to comic 1085 on 2017-04-16
Am I missing something or did you mean H...
Comment to comic 3335 on 2017-04-16
I'm into women with a nice, big, bouncin...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
Roastmaster! ★1
Comment to comic 2352 on 2017-04-16
Good thinking! Eventually the loss of bl...
Comment to comic 3610 on 2017-04-16
He's just wearing a skin suit.
Comment to comic 302 on 2017-04-16
You're brother was a true lyrical miracl...
Comment to comic 3065 on 2017-04-16
They're resourceful, I'll give 'em that....
Comment to comic 2689 on 2017-04-16
Especially chicken breasts!
Comment to comic 2689 on 2017-04-16
Just jotting the above fellow down in my...
Comment to comic 2689 on 2017-04-16
No, the assless fur suit is a must.
Comment to comic 855 on 2017-04-16
Only!
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
He must have exceptional tolerance, bein... ★2
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Hey, you made a comment that didn't get ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
Masturbation.
Comment to comic 47 on 2017-04-14
My title for that comment: "The Day He R...
Comment to comic 48 on 2017-04-14
To this day I have no idea as to why you...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14
NoooOOOO!!!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14
Ew...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
He should've brought an ad blocker. This...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
I've got my wiener out right now.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
Maybe she uses teeth.
Comment to comic 4406 on 2017-04-14
Hallucinations aren't a power, I don't t...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2017-04-14
on your life?
Comment to comic 2874 on 2017-04-12
That's why it SUCKS! Nah just kidding us...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
JD probably didn't foresee this, because... ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Actually, I believe they're a couple day...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
'Kay.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Elmophile
Comment to comic 1443 on 2017-04-12
That name is a Jaboody Dubs reference, i...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-12
Satellite TV. When it rains, it disrupts... ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Most likely.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
When I first saw this my eyes just skimm...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
I don't think whales lay eggs.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Have fun!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
I ship it.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
I know! And you can't sodomize them anym...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Good idea. Maybe they'll go easy on us i...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
If that's what you're into, I guess...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Make dick jokes
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
It's like everyone who was fighting off ... ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
Plot twist: There was no plot twist.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
That's the fanciest Chuck E. Cheese's I'...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-04-12
Oh, I remember this. Getting deep and em... ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-04-12
Knock knock! Who's there? John John who?... ★1
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-04-12
Oh, yeah, this was back when you were do...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-04-12
No one else may have gotten it, but it's...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-04-12
Ha. Get it? I did. Okay.
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-12
Hmmmm... that doesn't sound like somethi... ★6
Comment to comic 623 on 2017-04-12
Thank you.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Penguincest
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
And the guard dog. ★2
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Ba-dum tsssssss...!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Actually, these results would make your ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Well aren't you just the spitting image ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Actually, if she was 5 when she gave bir...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11
Dolphincest?
Comment to comic 2172 on 2017-04-11
It silences the explosion. ★3
Comment to comic 558 on 2017-04-11
Proof! If a console doesn't have Earthbo...
Comment to comic 558 on 2017-04-11
No company could compete with the superi... ★2
Comment to comic 47 on 2017-04-11
You forgot to say it twice.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Neither does a man whose orifices consis...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
I know I've been there... and still am.....
Comment to comic 3758 on 2017-04-11
Super defective! ★1
Comment to comic 4474 on 2017-04-11
Definitely eat my hands. Money is contro...
Comment to comic 631 on 2017-04-11
Greetings.
Comment to comic 3636 on 2017-04-11
That child's pecks are astounding.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
I would imagine that each ear performs a...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
'Specially when the pornographics are on...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Covered in tears. Even though there's th...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Telepathy
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
Cause of all that arm fat weight
Comment to comic 4182 on 2017-04-10
But we lack the talent!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
You mean that one show that never should...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
He's not all ears. He has arms and legs ...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10
Also we would have no defenses
Comment to comic 4443 on 2017-04-10
I can't believe you didn't ask about how...
Comment to comic 1951 on 2017-04-10
I want to make a gore porn joke, but I c...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
This comment chain is swimming in puns ★1
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
Ghost fish
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10
Something gives me the idea that he wasn...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
I'm Christian and I couldn't care less a...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
When you say "biggest of the big", do yo...
Comment to comic 3762 on 2017-04-09
I once raced a gay guy. He gave me head....
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-09
It changes size because it's breathing. ★1
Comment to comic 1049 on 2017-04-09
Yeah. It killed 3 people.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
I left the moment I read "Fuck those bab...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
You mean no one's ever come up to you an...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09
"Dick salute" sounds better than a regul... ★1
Comment to comic 4381 on 2017-04-08
Oh my lord I'm on fire
Comment to comic 3806 on 2017-04-08
And that one shitty Mario game no one re...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
Also, instead of reaching the child's st...
Comment to comic 2496 on 2017-04-08
Can't spell "fornicate" without, like, a...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-08
Also why do you say it twice? I can hear...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-08
An old comic?
Comment to comic 3262 on 2017-04-08
Comin' again to save the mother fuckin d...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
But I'm not pregnant.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
Oh, that's the issue! The people I was s...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
Mine is 96.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
Got it. I'll lower all of my defenses. ★3
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07
So when a bee busts a nut, his organs fl...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07
I mean he would have to move quickly to ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
Very quickly
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-05
Who flagged this?
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-05
Thank you for the Starbomb link.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05
"I have AIDS" is a great safe word.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
Well, you did it right, so we know it wa...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04
Kleboid and Harris used explosives? Not ...
Comment to comic 2858 on 2017-04-04
The nihilist says "Fuck it, who cares" ★1
Comment to comic 2858 on 2017-04-04
Good to see you're doing well
Comment to comic 1497 on 2017-04-04
I agree. Fish are for meals, not feels. ★1
Comment to comic 2280 on 2017-04-04
Out of all the other outlandish shit the... ★5
Comment to comic 2280 on 2017-04-04
It's quiet here... ★2
Comment to comic 40 on 2017-04-04
How many of your kin are there?
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Even if you did, it apparently wouldn't ...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Ha. Hind -sight.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
A hot one I guess.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Yes. I completely understand and agree w...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03
I bet Rob's pretty proud of himself righ... ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
You had me at "Up the Ass" ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
What's that awful stench? Oh, it's just ...
Comment to comic 1067 on 2017-04-01
Is this like a Zalgo thing?
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
How is it?
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
The fun way
Comment to comic 474 on 2017-03-29
That's it... Gotta keep a straight face....
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-29
I know shitposting is bad, but is it sti... ★1
Comment to comic 41 on 2017-03-29
Are you still going or did you die halfw... ★1
Comment to comic 40 on 2017-03-29
And I enjoy it!
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
Fine, but it's gonna cost one of your wi...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
"...get your inner troll ready" .... My ...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29
Make him pay in services
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-28
Meh. I've heard better.
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28
And if it's the kidneys, I'll buy
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28
Sell about four kids on the black market...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28
If you look at the fifth panel out-of-co... ★2
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28
Have you done cuckholding yet? Scat? Wat...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
He looks like he's trying to steer out o...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Quick, beat it! ★4
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Is it me?
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Hovering Under the Prostate
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-27
That's hot. ★1
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
I'm taking one now and I still have no i...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Why aren't you?
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Do you believe in magic?
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Pets are great...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Helping Uncle Pee
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
That's not a bad idea actually... ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Best excuse to drink I've ever heard
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
If a ghost climaxes, is it called a phan...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Only if the participants are old
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
It's okay, that wasn't his cat, it was a...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
I dunno, sounds like a perfectly reasona...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
Touching... get it? ...I'll see myself o...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
Golly, that's awfully presumptuous of yo...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
Plot twist: that's the real Donny Trumpe...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
More like dad touch
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
I'm gonna start calling them that from n...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Ha. Kid diddlers.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Then illegalize it, then re-legalize it.... ★1
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Sorry, I don't take financial advice fro...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Legalize gay midget marriage!
Comment to comic 214 on 2017-03-25
It just got better for me
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Here's a graph I want to show you Just k...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
My least favorite class ★1
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Weeaboo has a lot of vowels. 'Specially ...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Sounds like a fun.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Kill his family
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
How do you make a mime cry?
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
And they all lived happily ever after. F...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Like Stephen King's!
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
'Twas time well spent
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Oh my
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Eff for effort ★1
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
...Sorry, I guess I'm in the wrong place...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
I'm favoriting this because of "rape rep...
Comment to comic 999 on 2017-03-24
I think you mean you drew two pictures o...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Okay. Just remember to have fun
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Mmmmhhhh... That's right girl, shake tha...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
Oh, darn iiiiiiit...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
Hey guys how's it goin- JESUS CHRIST WHA...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
Not to start an argument or anything, bu...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
WINNIE THE POOH'S NOT REAL?!
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
Is that the one where the guy looks thro...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
Why does everyone ignore my advances...?...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
So... Weather's nice today isn't it...?
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
Okay!
Comment to comic 2109 on 2017-03-22
I know. It's hot, right?
Comment to comic 2109 on 2017-03-22
Even I'm scared to see if that's real
Comment to comic 3839 on 2017-03-22
Quit talkin outta yer... Someone already...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
Super Mario World death sound plays
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
They're fresh for as long as the package...
Comment to comic 2141 on 2017-03-22
I'd be pissed too if a group of people k... ★4
Comment to comic 3377 on 2017-03-22
Getting fat is scientific ★1
Comment to comic 3374 on 2017-03-22
.... Well that's a load off my mind.
Comment to comic 3696 on 2017-03-22
At first I thought that was a gilf sex j...
Comment to comic 3696 on 2017-03-22
I'm not sure if you meant for this to be...
Comment to comic 1163 on 2017-03-22
Butt weight
Comment to comic 2690 on 2017-03-22
I don't get what his problem is. Sounds ...
Comment to comic 2834 on 2017-03-22
That book had mixed reviews, so I won't ... ★5
Comment to comic 2359 on 2017-03-22
If doctor 4 farted, Harold would go deaf... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-22
I've met men with many a great name, but... ★3
Comment to comic 2980 on 2017-03-22
OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR LET...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
It's a bit of a stretch, but you could d...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
It's still looking at him...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
Ba-dum-tssssss!
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
Wait, people read your comments?! Shit! ...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
.... ..... OHHHHHHHH.
Comment to comic 2636 on 2017-03-21
Pfft! Science isn't real ! ★2
Comment to comic 4050 on 2017-03-21
You know, you can tell a lot about someo...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
Seinfeld jingle plays
Comment to comic 2567 on 2017-03-21
He ated poopy ★1
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
My handshake involves the use of various...
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-03-21
How can people be in so many places at o...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-21
Daddy! ★1
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
I do that handshake at least thrice a da...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
As hard as you are?
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
....Oh yeah. ★1
Comment to comic 1799 on 2017-03-21
Is it me?
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
Immediately after posting this comment, ...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
Am I the only one that's concerned that ...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Fine, but don't tell anyone
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
I believe heliophobia is a fear of the s... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-19
Cranberries ★1
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
*your
Comment to comic 2012 on 2017-03-19
Is your profile pic JonTron's face?
Comment to comic 3287 on 2017-03-19
I noticed that too, and I love it
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Not if the head trauma was so bad that y...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Yeah. Why's it censored? Oh, is that not...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
I also enjoy you're name
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
Therapist = Person paid to judge your li...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
That day, Yellow Shirt was fired from hi... ★3
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
After being on this site for 5 seconds, ...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
Ah, Saint Patrick's Day. Let's not forge... ★4
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
It's okay. I got the reference. If that ... ★1
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
If you held a convention for lollipop lo... ★1
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
It's fine, we'll get there eventually
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Catchy name
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
I still don't know how to reply hack, an...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Well, to be fair, it was an innocent mis...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Don't use hentai as an insult...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
I'm assuming that the prisons you've bee...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
You're a hero ★4
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
How lovely, putting cute puns in there, ...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Never mind. I guess that's something tha...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
I was disoriented for a moment because a... ★1
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07
My favorite mythology is Scientology
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07
I'm sorry I didn't mean to be racist.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07
It's always those damn pineapples! ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
It's not a grapefruit, it's a computer v... ★3
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
WHAT IS THIS TWISTED TURN OF EVENTS AND ... ★2
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
If that's what youre into, I guess.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
You did all that work, might as well wat... ★3
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
She looks just as excited as they are ★5
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27
Smart choice
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27
It's a catchy song
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
I'd desecrate his temple...
Comment to comic 1635 on 2017-02-26
His dick must've looked like a hairless ... ★1
Comment to comic 4275 on 2017-02-26
What is weird is that he had an erection...
Comment to comic 2866 on 2017-02-26
And I've caught it for you ★4
Comment to comic 4170 on 2017-02-26
Speak for yourself...
Comment to comic 1733 on 2017-02-26
I sexually identify as someone who was r...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
Can I reply to the comments?
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
Also gore porn, which is just as hot ★2
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
He's reading with his eyes closed.
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
Some would say friendship is an addictio...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
This is my favorite part of the comments... ★3
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
My bad. It's Sparrow Prince and Frog Kin...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Actually, if I may interrupt, it's Frog ...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
You call that a reply to a reply?
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
At least she didn't see his baby penis.
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
They release spores.
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Heh... Swizzle Stick
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18
At least they're good at giving advice.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
I don't know about everyone else, but I ... ★1
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
Both lemmings and emos kill themselves w...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15
The mountain's shape in the last panel s...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
Fetch me the harpoon!
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
Get liposuction, then use the excess fat...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
Applause are in order, good sir.
Comment to comic 3563 on 2017-02-13
The file name for this comic is quite le...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
The cake was actually a chrysalis and th...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
I've been there. You're just about to en... ★2
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
I like to think it's a hybrid made by th...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
I don't know... He seems cool enough, bu...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
It's not a party unless it ends with a d...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
A dido doing an anime run cycle. And the...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
I know that one is indeed the loneliest ...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31
There never was one. Kit Kats have exist... ★4
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31
I can't sodomize my victims? Preposterou...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
In Melee I main as Bowser or Mario, in B...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
The reason people took you seriously was... ★3
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29
They haven't AGED well though. ★2
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
My looks have been described as, " somet...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
No, it,s not. Happy Meal toys are the fu...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27
Unfortunately for him, it seems there's ...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender ... ★3
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23
I know I do
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23
The same thing happens to me when I type...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
Science! ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
It doesn't have to be... (Hungry Eyes st...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
I fortunately have never come across the...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
Try to seduce them with treats such as m...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
Or maybe your lawn is unkempt.
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
March on Washington? Wouldn't it be fast...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23
Nope
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Well I do enjoy a nice basement.
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
I liked that story. It even had a happy ... ★1
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
I didn't make one, therefore I cannot fa...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
To this day I still can't get over how g...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
You think that's bad? Try watching a GOO...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Come to my place and it will be.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
That's why we never figured it out befor...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Not to be confused with necrophelia, als...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
They don't have mouths in frame three. T... ★4
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
Anyone else remember when the comments s...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Me too! My feet are really big.
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
It would be weird if you weren't ★1