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Nadernad (certified pimp)

2163 comments (2019-07-29 – 2021-12-21) to 666 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Damnit blue shirt! Jesus died for my sin... ★2

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

How do you take your notes? With a pen…i... ★4

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

He should’ve just gone and kissed mrs. c... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Finger? I hardly know her! ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Thing is, it isn't obvious...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15

Wouldn't it be footling? ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15

can we get durable: handle with careless... ★6

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

So did you, if you checked whether it wa... ★3

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-14

wow, a whole 37 fans! the paralympics ar... ★3

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

easy insomnia fix! scissors ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

You also tried to cram that human sized ...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Just open up the computer and wipe it wi... ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Happy birthday Dave, unfortunately I cou... ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Dorothy can do way more without even pau...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Why is there such a fancy waiter and fan... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

I wonder if superheroes in need of money... ★5

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-04

Wrong opinion! Time for capital punishme...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

who just goes around shooting people the... ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

truly based ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

T R I P L E D

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

gra(e)y

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

Damn, baby! Did you piss or that just yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Clearly, the makers of that paper have n...

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Can we get a C&H guide for how to unsee ...

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

...

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

Capitalism o'clock!

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Nice opinion! Unfortunately, I am inside...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

So if I go around shooting at people and...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Or staying alive

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Damnit Earth! He was just trying to star... ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

Imagine looking at something and saying,... ★3

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-20

Your wife could've been a little warmer.... ★4

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

How did he do it that fast? Maybe he's s... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

bad, bad, brad. ★1

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

dude, that's incentive! Don't you know t...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

They aren't they're just always there

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

So every human who has died or will be b...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

You know who else works from home? Dave.... ★1

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

And then they kissed and lived happily e... ★3

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

I mentioned it to pino on the discord an...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Of course the moon’s still attached to y...

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

Ain’t muffin like a good shitspraying co...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-08

That is shit from a butt. ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Rob: "you aint seen muffin yet!" ...and ... ★2

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Does Dave really wear that hat when maki... ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Murder under freeways for illustrious na... ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Aww, so cute! Dave doesn't use AdBlock o...

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

I'd vomit, but... Mike would probably ea... ★2

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

He couldn't keep bragging about being de... ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

You have got to be kidding me! de-ages t... ★4

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

https://me.me/i/the-anti-masturbation-cr... ★2

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

Ah, the classic "blame it on your muscle... ★3

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Next year I fully expect a hallo-wiener ... ★3

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Son, this is an intervention. You're sit... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

I feel ya green. Damn wife keeps saying ... ★4

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Ok but cyan can you shoot me the contact... ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

You also GOT vitamin D deficiency, chron...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

DM

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Hahahahaha! Wait, you're seriously posti...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Not even around his neck smh! You made h... ★3

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

This could be extremely bad for the econ... ★3

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Finally, it's legalized! Jeez, only took... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Her death was... Greatly exaggerated. ★5

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

They don't call em size queens for nothi...

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Ok if I lose a limb I’m starting a movin... ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

It would warm up if you did, idiot. That...

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-17

TF2, as per usual ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

"Alright, it's your funeral."

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

I can confirm time travelling still work...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

"Explosm.net, home to the world's larges... ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

WHAM Dave you dumb slut! You can't give ...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

This sure happened

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

A POEM!!!!

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

He must’ve been a corrupt grammar police... ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

we got butt count and death count, but n...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

Hey Mr. Literal, can you shut the fuck u... ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

And then green shot blue shirt, went thr... ★4

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

How's my gun smuggling? No idea man, I'm...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

They need to form a rotating circle cong... ★2

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

Great idea!

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

I can prescribe some cream for those

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Pro tip: avoid burning your balls ★2

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

NOOO TF2 SCOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

when the kid's born they can say they di...

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

Alas, to no avail. Bill Murray still wak... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

It’s just theft of public property

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

why is the gun so small? I think oranges... ★2

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

should try ethernet next time

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Sentient weaponry is horrendously immora... ★4

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

loded diper

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Slur funny?

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Was it like a genetic test? Also wtf doc... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Nut cancer ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Wtf there's restaurants with dino nuggie... ★2

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Love how they coordinated to all wear th...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

And live action

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

why are his memories in black and white

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Of course. But I won’t bring a gun if yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Pineapple.

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

I'm a sex defender... I'll stand guard a...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Thanks! ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

It you cross my line how am I gonna get ... ★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

Gay shit! Champion dick sucker. ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

I feel like "phew! I was almost vaccinat... ★12

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

That's Dorothy's fetish ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Kris, they use pens at restaurants, espe...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Everyone should send the a screenshot of... ★3

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

We may be cool but they’re certainly not... ★1

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11

They don't seem happy... Mass kidnapping...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

How is this real

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

I love the 1e monster art it's so ugly. ...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Stealing her shtick, duh

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

I was like haha it's random and then I w...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

I like to imagine there's a little patch...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Yes head, yes gay.

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

Climate change is dumb

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

ew ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Aw man, what did dude with a bowler hat ... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

How am I supposed to pay this fine estab...

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Hello, fat fetish artist? I’d like to co...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

4.55

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

I know the motion but don't see it commo...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Did you know if you cut off someone's ha... ★3

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Severe Head Injury Taken

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Psh. We all know you just want a second ... ★2

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Yeah he's got head trauma from the dalai... ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Now to present it in action at the world...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

...I liked him

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Does anyone just whip their duck out at ...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-21

Smh guys nobody flagged in 11 hours! Als...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

oh, yeah, cast out those demons all over...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

I think you're sexing a cockgay ass-ente... ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

https://www.offthemark.com/cartoon/relat... ★4

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Piss kiss ★1

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Shit, they suspect us of not being real,...

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Piss

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Six word limit, eh? Well, shit. ★3

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Just divorce her then she’ll want to hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

It’s called a stylus. And you will be mi... ★1

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Blue should turn dan inside out to check... ★2

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Go off, king! ★2

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

he really went https://www.youtube.com/w...

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

happy bday man enjoy being closer to dea...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Man, the absurdly long mouth with the bi...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

U-boat attack! ★1

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Not too much interesting stories, but I'...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

You should apply to be a punishment for ... ★4

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

He drank half the piss cup to make this ...

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

If your mouth is an isosceles triangle y... ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Here you are!

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

Woah! I'm on the internet! And I'm looki...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Nothing at all, literally just thought o...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

“Are you sexually active?” “No, but I co...

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

What? Just one hand?

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Mine too! …from stabbing people ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

And “sexing a mother is the hardest job ... ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

“Women have to carry children, sure, but...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-16

Insulting millions of people is the peak...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Looking at Minecraft porn is a slippery ... ★3

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

What a slapper

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

Today I wanted to see a schoolchild get ... ★4

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

So that's how you get to be sexy! Wait u...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

He should just put a power pellet in the...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Or he’s a soccer player ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

I can see why a woman wouldn’t be satisf...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

He was just gonna time travel to 7/10/19...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

splooshy!

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Or you would, if you weren’t too busy be... ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

It’s like acupuncture but better because... ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

I sure wish this was a laughing matter ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

They’re sad because blue kicked all thei... ★2

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

“Not cooked, cracked, or chewed. Just sw...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

It’s on the unreliable side, most people...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Look up "the far side" by Gary Larson. I...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

More like gay would approve! ★2

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Gary would approve. Love those comics. ★3

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

BIG GUY (in the sky) GETS HOT BLUE BABE!...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

By Jove! ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Barging into lotsa loose youths ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

They should let cops choose a bludgeonin...

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Like that demon cop has never snorted a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Walking on Legos doesn't hurt very much ...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

The virgin gets virgins. Fitting.

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

I, too, use stick-on tears when I go to ...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Congrats on the badge! And uh, thanks, r...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

For real, that color is terrible against...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Can't lose it if you didn't have it in t...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

He tried to stow away on the plane by cl...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

I never said I'd rather be in a trophy t...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

A trophy is a hell of a lot better than ...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Headline: "man kills himself for stupid ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Pretty funny t-shirt. I’m glad it was us...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

I’ve heard of that, but had no idea how ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

They do not. But they count as desiring ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Anything can if you’re Dorothy enough

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

In between panels 3 and 4, yellow shirt ... ★3

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

dishonorable discharge obvious?

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

...there's eyes in the pillow i'd want t...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Redshirts mouth in panel 3 is pretty sus... ★2

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

A comic? ★5

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

You're basically just saying "didn't ask... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Cheating implies it’s against the rules,...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Only dead people choose beige as their s...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

A shit-producing acid filled sack of fle... ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Green, if you didn’t have teeth in your ... ★5

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

any danpocalypse survivors?

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

welcome back

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

idk guys, it is nonsense! like it create... ★3

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

shouldnt have kidnapped such a hot baby ... ★3

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

He is by no means an afishiondo.

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-22

Fishing is pretty easy, just do it at th...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

too hot, blow on it! ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

Scratch that, Gabe is 100% NOT ok. ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

Ok gabe ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

JOKE you're ok

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

Ok so imagine everything that makes you ... ★5

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Ok so one time I met this guy Jeffrey Ep... ★7

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Nice elderly caretakers receive omelette... ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Bluepaint is horny cause he caught purpl... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I don't want to be rude either but it wa...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Wow, my mom's cancer must despise us! ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-19

Murder kinda solves that ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

His f5 button broke ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Frogs make anything worth it ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Sorry, flagged accidentally ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

finding real italian extraterrestrial's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Rob. (dont tell him) ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Would wearing a shirt with more than one...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

why is he so horrified? he's the one who... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Yknow, the characters could all have hai...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

I'd like an only-anal daiquiri please

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

FUCK ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Aren't there some kinda thermodynamic la...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

haha cum ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

just sinning out of the badness in your ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Detective, I only forgot your birthday b... ★6

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

hallux, don't give Starbucks any ideas. ...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

The robot is dummy thicc but they didn't...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

I forgot ★4

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

She is holding it very strangely.

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

You could plant a tree of em, or several...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Smh blackshirt he just hasn't dined indo... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I meant "long distance, baby!" ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Dude really nutted in the pigeon then se... ★6

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

ඞ ★4

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Man, I hope it doesn’t rain fossilized s...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Yay! ★4

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

Truly... https://pineight.com/cnhsearch....

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Yeah, this is definitely rape. The genie... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Is Gabe short for Gabriel or gaybaby ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Man,

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Disclaimer: I am not trained or licensed... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

I could tell you that today on reading w... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

In case you wanted some

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

https://youtu.be/wNiyp89pTi0 ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

That’s exactly why I like burritos over ... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

click, I say! ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

shit! I forgot to care ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78Ubd... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I once snorted dried milk... Would not r... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Haha his eyes in panel 2 are arrows poin... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Doc would know Unless he forgot ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

smashing epic xylophone ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWD...

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

It’s a damn surprise Dorothy can remembe... ★6

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Ikea has instructions for how to get awa... ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

wheeze

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Looks like someone got a big bill today!... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Canonically it's because God doesn't wan... ★5

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Me too? This is wack ★4

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Man's got the ace of spades for a mouth ... ★2

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

stupid orange, the bill is way higher th...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Pre emptive gender reveal party preventi...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Activate my 2 braincells for once

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Love the shtick, I'll do one whenever yo...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

I didn't see it ahh

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Only cause you flood the comment section...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

It means A-? That's a pretty decent grad... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Time travel it to every single future co...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

My powers out and my phone is at 8%. Tod... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Oh no... He could OD one of these days!

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Dave the period from the second panel is...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

BONK!

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Bob the bartender

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

I want to bleech my eyes after this suck...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Lmao what a stupid angle. Kris probably ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

so you’re not sure...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Blue doesn’t know he’s at the jack off w...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

I feel like green being a piece of shit ... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Lmao

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

I'm ngl the shading doesn't look quite r...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Drugs are really epic ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Are you using pin eight or just counting...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

He drew X's on his eyes ★7

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Death poisoning... Hope it's not contagi... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Great one today! I think the color might... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Damn feels bad for the fly, stuck with t... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Yesterday's comic was good! Too bad I di... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Especially if MH gets em ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

My guy not even gonna share the pie smh ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-26

As we kno, every comic happened to rob i... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Wet robe contest! ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Bl ass phemy ★9

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

https://explosm.net/comics/1408 ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

Great work Dave, always delivering the d... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

those fucking headphones man. I better s... ★3

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

donate yourself to medicine, or a necrop... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Dave: beautiful tree with time of time a...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Woah, great tree drawing, Dave! You must... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

He's gonna ask everyone until he finds s... ★4

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

I get motion sickness travelling any fas... ★6

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Says the guy working at the fucking pizz... ★5

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Liar, just trying to get more for yourse... ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

That looks like a compressed thingy and ...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

I think redshirts costume is traditional...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Orange is wearing bulletproof airpods an...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

How did she think this will help them co... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Like little spiders ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dicking all very elderly ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Hes literally on the cover fuckin idiot ★3

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Ah, silly lophu8, I was commenting on th... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

They launch spores into the air ★5

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

HA! Guess you didn't tell him you're an ... ★5

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

speaking from a purely professional stan... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

there are two grayshirts beating two red...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

where are my goddamn gummy bears ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Did he eat the book? You're not supposed...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Palatable

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Yeah, PG deserved one. Can't believe tha... ★5

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Right-Whiteshirt is angry because he has... ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Astrologist: the hue of this urine sampl... ★3

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Inside Cumming: Ultra Penetration! ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Does this make rob and Dave the step-par...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Yeah, he'll be going to the AFLFHT- agen... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Knives out was pretty good ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

It works better on the forehead. By the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

www.friends333.com

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Just leave the comic 4head

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I like all the gray Kris keep it up

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Damn bro with those teeth she prob died ... ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Procreating on popular elevators

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Nice Cock?

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

It wouldn't be cool if it was faulty, ju... ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Yellow/black shirt isn't gonna call 911?... ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

I have that same response to "10,000 bee...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

The joke is making fun of people who say... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

perusing real old fannies ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

that's great ED, glad to hear it ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

ass wine is generally high quality stuff...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

just use Vaseline/WD-40, guaranteed to w...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

fucking warlock at it again ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

I've seen it a solid 4 times

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Why are you relieved relish is tasty ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

I mean, one could probably manage to pul...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Throwing relish at nipple suckers. Yes, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Well, he definitely pulled that out of h...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

glory hole leader?

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

"hey guys want to go fascing? starts a r... ★5

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Hell yeah! I'm honestly surprised people...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Dicks IX was a live action remake of the... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Can't wait for the sequel to this commen... ★5

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Is Dicks streaming? The cover alone make... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Koopa: beat me in a race and I'll give y... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Mario cheated on peach with bowsette and...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

The uploads dave, where are they

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

This is only horrible if you're underage... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Oh wow when your environment changes evo... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

He a mind flayer or something?

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Actually it's because we all know we get... ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

The queen of england must be fucking rip... ★5

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Yes, it's no longer attached to UAFP. Ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

If you can't abuse em Peruse em

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Let Anus Tower Explode ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Licking all cummy kitties

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Flagged: said fuck ★5

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Don't worry about it, have a nice day ★3

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Nah all my party members are aware of my... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Hi dad was always beating him so he tied... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Alright you have to understand I'm a rea... ★2

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Now i want pizza and breakfast at 330 am...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Remember guys, if you're under the influ... ★6

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

No I don't. Because surprisingly enough,... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Moths are fucking stupid. Cute nonethele...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Gerfird? Is that you?

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

i dont remember teaching any chickens en... ★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

PSES more like PPSEX Im three years old ... ★3

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Slipping into womanly mothers ★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Huh.

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Enter all fuckable youngsters ★4

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

where do you think ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

gerfird, you know you need consent! sill...

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Smh rob, you didn't even show it! Ruined... ★3

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Solid length, great girth. mmm! Dense as...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Am Lubed And Open for Penis ★7

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

of course blueshirt doesnt like the pict... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

They are not attached to the seat

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

No I meant the chair backs

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Yeah I know who the guy was. Just didn’t...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Thanks! Doesn't explain the chairs thoug...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

What the actual fuck Dave? Is ths some b... ★6

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I mean, he can only see the head. Maybe ... ★6

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

so is this like, amazon, or ebay to orde...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

if it eats enough yes ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Eat corn starch ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Fucking bot. I will dip you, except for ... ★5

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

Where's the setup? The punchline? The fu...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

I would be sad too if my table was an oc... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Blueshirt, have you tried telling them h... ★4

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Lick inside grandmothers ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

"having cock and balls is already enough... ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Reverse vampirism

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Eat a dick, and wash it down with a jar ... ★3

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

2001 called, they want their glasses wit... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Ah! Good old gay when first didn't say f... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

EDGY society means Elephant Dick - Gay Y...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Mean and gay

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Rob is late, and Kris was early. It matt... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Dispare?! No, I wanted that pear! ★4

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Wait... Fiddlediddle! I didn't know you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Thrice btw o/

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

The shell isn't homophobic, the thrower ... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Thx

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

I assume he fixed it, but I missed the o...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

No fucking way. Great job kris, you mana... ★3

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Kool-aid is stored in the balls

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

This was a hard one (not really lmao) bu...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Well no, they came out in 2020, so the "...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

"resume what I was doing the day before ...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Beat all diaphragms.

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

You can't cut an infant in half with an ... ★3

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

The quack told me I'd never halve childr... ★4

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

The fuck did you expect? You should read... ★5

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Hence why it would be crossed out

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Why isn't penis on that list of crossed ...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Thrust graying mothers. ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

It's a license to be killed. And he didn... ★3

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

get drinks and show your kinks ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

get grilly with your willy

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Rigid suckers inside norway ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

What the hell? Now I'm sure you're my al... ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Why, yes they a- WAIT where did you get ... ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Didn't Coolerguy have one? Like a backwa...

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

He posted a couple times a little while ... ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

he's X Æ A-12 and he got the prototype b... ★4

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Lifting Gallons of dRied cum

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

You can argue with anything if you try h... ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

i would hate kids too if one of them was... ★7

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Stupid rob never watched spongebob ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Masturbating On Nantucket ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

¡¡!!¡!At, w-hat, p”oi”nt, doe's, punct-u... ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

WOMAN??!!!!??!?!?!!!??!??!??!

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

There's an experimental browser which ca...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

You need some ice for that burn?

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Well if I only wanted to burn him once I...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

It's fine, you can be first in spirit. M... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

one can usually tell from context and th...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Cum incident, severe paint addiction. ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

The guy's so posh that he is oblivious t...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Racism??!!1!!??

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

No, actually just the 60's. The 0060's, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Guys- hehe- guys flip poop upside down!!...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Damnit Bethesda! ★2

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

yeah but theyre beings and not an egg

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

A vag is weirder on an egg ★3

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

If humpty dumpty is wearing clothes, thi...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

I went on 4chan once, saw a total of 2 p...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Dave...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

Fuck, you're right. 5chan has begun with... ★4

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

It shoots a lot of bullets

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

"Straight!" "Straight!" "Straight!" "Str... ★3

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

"Funny!" "Funny!" "Funny!" "Funny!" - po... ★5

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Should’ve pulled out a smaller and small... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Usually you put the stripper in a cake, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

No. Where do you think she was concealed... ★2

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Why, it does indeed mean that

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Wait a minute, you're not lurking in the... ★2

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Happy birthday lophu8! Have a good day a... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Speak for yourself, I'm feeling nectarin... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

The ??? is there because he's confused a... ★3

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

stick in the better half??!! ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

He already left ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

How did she fit all the way up there ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

rob is such a great guy who always makes...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

They should've thought of that in 1812 ★4

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

It's a recording that he retrieved from ...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

So do you pay an employee or an old pers...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

A porn (with) hairless bros? Correct sit... ★4

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

A strip club ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

She removed your penis with her bare han... ★3

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

no, not really ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

happy birthday ROB

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

Fuuuuuuc k ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

The mildly surprised look on greens face... ★8

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

My old cat lived to 21, so you could pot... ★3

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03

There was a year 0. And the 90s were cal... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

https://explosm.net/comics/2649 Check th...

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Also the decade starts at zero. The thir... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

How did you manage to get inside a thric...

Comment to comic 2649 on 2021-01-02

THIRTY'D LMAO ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

He was not lying

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Glad everything got better in 2024. All ... ★5

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

...holy shit

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

I fully expect this to be the joke for t... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

While chickens are cute to a degree, the... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Also hubert, IMHFC is still on the disco... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

guys I figured out why we've had less ro... ★2

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

I heard of this. I also heard of the STA...

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Not that I want more rob comics, mind yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Schedule 100. We had DKKRDD. What he fuc...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

He wants kids’ virginities.

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

huh, you're right. hi back o/ ★2

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

he fits in that drawer, he'll fit in my ...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

How did you get them confused, uranus im... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Holy shit Kris! Now do it again. Every f... ★2

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

No, he wants to see one blow.

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

It worked on my kindle

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Hot tub ★7

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

There's something wrong with the pegasus... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

I time travelled somewhere one time. Not...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-22

Where did all those giant sperm come fro...

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

better than just leaving it wherever he ... ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Fucking shitbag

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Welcome back o/

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Don't worry, it's just chalk. The sixty-... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

The cheese isn't aged very much ★2

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

naughty, naughty rob

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

HE DID IT ITS ON TIME 12:03 AM THE MADMA... ★7

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

She's just trying to get him to stick hi...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Even first things?

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Aren't anger issues genetic

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

C'mon, I'm sure CAS and the rest of the ...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Kitchen? I thought you sustained solely ...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

We can talk when it fills an olympic poo...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

hm? ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

You gotta at least put it in the kiddie ...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Donkey kong moment ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

>so, did you bang mary?

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

•u• ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

fucking military men, fuck them. stupid ... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Ngl I doubt this is the actual joke Kris... ★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09

hank is just a chad he locked those wome... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09

"lock up your wives and daughters" is a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

well, she wasnt my girlfriend when she w... ★3

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Is it legal to do that on alt street the... ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

JUST LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Or the lack of one ★3

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

get get get thriced thriced thriced ★1

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

rob... I came across this comic, on the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

He doesn't have the nerve ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

This place sells both guns and beer, the... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

A tank, a cannon, or a good old fashione...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

They're all premade, he died 16 years ag... ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Ok, but who's gonna clean up the dead wo...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

PILOT LOCKING

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

You know what does exist? Nothing. ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

The asshole that did me became a comment... ★9

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

You didn't mention the opposite where gr... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

As pets or in the basement

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

time. it passes

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

eye problems are probably going to be ge...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

you only think that because there were n...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

the desert has the very best stars

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

you may not like it but this is the one ...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

She's not a real nurse, she's gonna stea... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Crows are less friendly, harder to take ... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Hey, relax! Twincest is wincest remember... ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

NOO! NOT THE FIVE STEP PROGRAM!!!! AAAAA... ★4

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

people usually laugh at jokes, not pity ... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Fuck you, child vibrators are epic ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Actually, a new year won't do anything t... ★5

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

yum ★3

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Thank you lots bald male. Your poems are...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Not the baby hawaiian! ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

They can still play six months worth of ...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

There's an apostrophe, and a forward sla... ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Make waffles in a ★6

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Your mom didn't survive the night we had... ★6

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Greatest of all time ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

FDT would be proud of that goat ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Who holds their phone like that ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I just want to say, thank you M-phantom ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

That, or kris is so far ahead, he's behi...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Is nice

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27

I hate that I understand what you meant ... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Also, those he has brainwashed

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

And wally ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Fun fucks with lophu8: moose lick lophu'... ★2

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

He should've cum on the letters, effecti...

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

I think he has snivma

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

I'm imagining a future where you can put... ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

I know for a fact you can find a better ...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

It'd be better if it was just both sides... ★2

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

shouldn't have agreed to pegging with th... ★1

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

shouldn't have used that rusty dildo ★5

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22

I'm doing alright, kinda wish you'd chan...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Or blueshirt can read minds/lips

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

The bullhorn is off. And welcome back, h...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Bad comic idea: (Dave will steal) Browns... ★3

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

I'm sure that it was always like this. R... ★4

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Pez does not have flavors. Pez is beyond...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

More like gay lick ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Yeah, his mouth is really fucked up

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Not sure if weed or moldy cocaine

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Poop out pp Pee out butt ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

And his mouth

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

Actually, they see through his simple ru... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

They're just getting to em first

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

It was so nice of steve jobs to build a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

Live from your mom's house ★3

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

Fuck you rob, you made me stare at your ... ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Her hair looks like asscheeks ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Lucifer did it first ★3

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

hot

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

him and the fire settled their differenc... ★2

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11

Got no clue.

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Wtf is a second

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Football is stupid ngl

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

No, just every current STD. A new one is... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

24:12 is not a time big brain ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

You have to be a Navy SEAL to handle tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

It's also the gayest Dave face ever ★4

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

why his goggles only have one opening? h...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-07

you lose money when you fall off already...

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Hot ★2

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

This is literally a strip already ★1

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

Two beavers fucking a lamp ★4

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Nice pfp ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Damn girl nice ninety degree ass ★3

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

The land of the paid

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

Ah, to comment on a Kris comic. Rarer th...

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Happy Halloween everyone! ★1

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

His mustache is not hair, but a piece of... ★1

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

hey rob, i'm applying for a laugh. can y... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Covid killed millions and millions more ...

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Also before every Kris comic ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

They should release political comics on ... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Not even close mate. Reddit scumbags can... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

It is a shitty costume. Any other mask w... ★2

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Doing that one time warrants an award bu... ★6

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26

sex with your mom! ...he got tenth place... ★7

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

"Hey man wanna make plans, both fake hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Prove it! make a poem in response to thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

\ ★9

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

A sign of true brotherhood: you know how...

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Is wearing a Santa hat cosplay

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Your best comment yet ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Add like a thousand for Jesus comics and... ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

why would you need help with that? ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

greenshirt's face is melting, that's why... ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

that's pretty! unlike you ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Except brock ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

buy her company ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Doorknobs in larry's fatass

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Noo they're just working long hours so t...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Dave is the CEO of racism ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

How many vbucks did it cost

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

This isn't a dave comic... Say you're so...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Shall I replace "don't sdrawkcab" with "... ★6

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Ew no, they're ≠ ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Very wholesome! They replaced the rug, a... ★5

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

you assume it wasn't cut down in the pas...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

? Isn't that the old meaning? ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

His butt is made of jello Yum

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

it hurts when i put my cock in them ★6

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

ogres are like onions ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

I wonder if anyone has ever gone to any ...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Shit, I meant charles schulz. Sorry man!... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Kris has done this on the tours

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Whenever hallux is on his period he post... ★3

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

pog

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

You can cheat off me for five bucks ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

...I just spent the past fifteen minutes... ★4

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

I mean, it's not too bad. You know where... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Do you not? ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Pretty funny. The nose itself is scary b...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

But he was silent for the rest of his li...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

she forgot to unmute him after she muted... ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

you totally said better

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

It's not better, just the original. That...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

He's an octopus and his legal name is oc...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Octopi is less letters

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

godzilla had a stroke trying to read thi... ★4

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Fun fucks with lophu8: I often wonder ho... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Buy a water bed ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

The arseonist ★1

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

The difference is consent

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

I'd like you guys to think objectively a... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

all of the scented candles All of them ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

HELL YEAH

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

How was your vacation?

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Sleep ★3

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

I'm no car expert but aren't those horn ...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Just like your mom ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

He's right. I see a cat, and I want to h... ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

comma moment ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

It's more of a total lack of creativity ...

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

You ever just stare at a still comic for... ★4

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

A giant drank all his guts and stepped o... ★5

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Wait wasn't this a jim davis?

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

I wonder if the doctor is a woman who ha... ★4

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

Greenshirt knew that, but was actually w... ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

that is horrible. I wish i could give yo... ★6

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

Your therapist was jesus, hence the disa... ★7

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

*stephen pastis ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Eat a yellowjacket sandwich with cacti f... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Wait hospitals have freshly shit shit? D... ★4

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Gay? XD idk, fun I guess. Love the same ... ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

You weren't off, Rob, Kris, and Dave wer...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

surprised pikachu face ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

I use chrome because it's the most conve... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

I should've been on safari for all of 20...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

I still don't understand the extra. Like...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

G

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

"man, I sure am thirsty right now!" "Yea... ★5

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Can of beans ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

They do agree on this. There isn't one. ★6

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

This feels like it's a CBT method. Not t... ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

They'll have a bouncing baby boy togethe... ★3

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

I'm gonna make your virginity disappear ★4

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Can relate ★4

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I should start wearing panties as a mask... ★5

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Nice one Dave! Good job. ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Actually, nope.

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Slap some nipples on that guy ★3

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

If you slap....it....??

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Bruhck moment ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

http://explosm.net/comics/2489/ ★7

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Once somebody was hacking to end the mee...

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

fun fucks with lophu8: a good way to get... ★8

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

more autobiographic content i see

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Buy a book filled with comics accessible...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

So my dad lied when he said if I don't b... ★5

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Sperm whales do swim in the sea.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Seriously i say necrophilia. They're bot... ★5

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

Oh right, the comic. It's ok. Made me ev... ★6

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

I wish rob didn't hate us and Kris wasn'... ★7

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Fun thing to do when bored: pretend to b... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

I agree mary is a bitch. ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

oh god, its a pandemic ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

oh no, bib man doesn't respect me. Whate... ★3

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

I mean, at least she's not a kid. Incest... ★2

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

He gets paid in eternal love

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Like your mom? ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Stereo store? Is that like boomer spotif... ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

He had himself some WHEEEEEEEEED. ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Wow Dave, you did it. A:there's a black ... ★4

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

fun

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

No shit. You're seeing two different doc... ★4

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Purple- guys I saw blue on cyan's dead b...

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Bigass washing machine, tinyass clothes....

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Dammit! I was gonna make a joke about ho...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Fowl? Like a cock? ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Hot ★2

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

I'm a vacuum ★2

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Fun fucks with nadernad: if you where ev... ★7

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Slightly better than fall guys. ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

I saw the original on discord. I was so ...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

You failed to explain it in poetry form,... ★5

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

That's right random stranger! Nobody sho... ★7

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

He's not a real doctor, his coat is grey... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

I giggled. Maybe not as classic as a 9/1... ★3

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

also also, your giving me undeserved fav...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

if you change the rules, there weren't a...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Also, why the fuck do you have eight alt... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

...you really don't have to. I could car... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I just noticed that you misspelled my na... ★12

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

IDGAF what you said, you had me hating y... ★12

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

There once was a bard That called others... ★5

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I won the internet. Get fucked all of yo... ★15

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

No, I called it! ★12

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I... won something? Holy shit guys. ★10

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

rooster ★13

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

hard butter soft cock ★8

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

No need I can just look outside ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

You probably comment on explosm ★8

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

I gotchu ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

L̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ★7

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

I mean, recycling is good for the planet... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

hey, youre back ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Someone make a "the arseonist" account. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

hes right, he hasnt. if he had been shed...

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Yes. Now go make it before I get your ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Orangeshirt: *goes to intervention Orang...

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

mops bar ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

sounds fun, im in

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

shudder that's worse ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

His girlfriend is literally bullshit. ★4

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

, this movie is boring as all fuck. 3/10... ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Omg you have to mark this comic as nc 17...

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

see the hidden middle panels with more t... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Approximately 180 BCE ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

kill yourself week? ★7

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Why would you pour it on your head? Ever... ★4

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

...the FBI advertises their job applicat...

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

CAS does the discord bot show edits to t...

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

You get nothing, it wasn't a trade, but ... ★6

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

McDonald's French fry making process in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Correction: ireland is not real ★5

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

He did draw it. Don't you subscribe to h...

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Stop comparing me to rob it's not nice ★1

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

They proceeded to DP the potato. Mr. pot... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

It could be serrated ★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

me too. I'm the couch ★3

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Just buy a bigger one

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

It is put them in the air like you just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

I thought your name was doofenshmirtz fo... ★6

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

With cum. ★2

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Meh. ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

https://insight.adsrvr.org/track/clk?imp...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

I get ads for sus manga, hemp, and The F... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

dejected

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Ok flesh slug ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Don't do that. It's the first amendment.... ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

well, he wasnt. So what are you doing he... ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

fuck zoomers. it was our generation that... ★6

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

ok ★2

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Well, there's only one shirt. ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Mr. and Mrs. thiccness ★2

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

them. ★6

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

so what sexuality is this? straight? ase... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Basically, a mod/author decides that you... ★7

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Hey! You can't do that, that's kcarreys ...

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Google it ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

...do you seriously not know how to get ... ★5

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

*squeezes* ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

No, it's the gluteus maximus

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

I prefer the big ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

lifts heavy objects ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Aaand he's off to comment on explosm ★5

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

"like if... or reply if..." is in a fuck...

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

It's on Netflix

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

I liked "the ballad of buster Scruggs" w... ★2

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

"a gentlemen" makes me want to stab the ... ★5

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Is Pete more than one man? Please explai... ★1

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Incredible movie. Hilarious, great plot,...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Cumpressed ★6

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Wtf? The only acceptable pizza topping i... ★5

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

I have a pineapple I have my dick UH Cum... ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Best commenter all time^ ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

hot ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Roses are red, I came for ass. But what ... ★6

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Greenshirt gets fucking murdered

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Kindle user, eh? I used one of those for... ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Are you stupid? The black person receive... ★4

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

How can he be dead he was just out joyri...

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Bro "quarter" is straight up one quarter...

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Does he put the dime in his ass? His mou... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

but the joke doesn't work that way!!! -R... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Yes. Also, ignorance is far from the onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

You are supposed to be lurking! Why am I... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

Alternate hidden middle panel: "that'll ... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

When are they adding handjobs to the ten...

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Imagine sleep lmao ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

... He was early...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

*weak dick

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

*wee dick ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

None of us would be acceptable, even sti... ★7

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Orangeshirt got a big upgrade

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

We should do a thing where we all use th... ★4

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

ACHOO! ★6

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

THESE ARE CIRCLE VILLAGERS OH NO ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Nah, he got his dick back but liked the ...

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Do rhinos do this? ★2

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Are villagers genderless? or are they li... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

This shines a whole new light on Minecra... ★8

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

T ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Bearing someone because of their astral ...

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Rob kept missing ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

Mine can think, talk, and do tricks. Are... ★2

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

" id rather have no hair than no dick " ... ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

"what about you?" "Oh, y'know, the usual... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Says the flesh slug ★3

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Did his whole body turn or just his head...

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Thanks for the pfp source, mate.

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

I challenge you to a duel! ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

What discord server did you copy this fr... ★6

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

That's not always a bad thing. It depend... ★4

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Good job rob, had me *dead*

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Listen up you hairless freak- ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Well yeah

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Aw fuck . Here comes the grim rob. That ... ★4

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

This is a top quality submission wdym

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

I did in fact come in your mom ★6

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Dorothy is Kris's alt confirmed ★3

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

wow!

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Don't apologise

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

I was once fucked by a pickle jar ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

Insurance has got it. Luckily he got a p...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

nut

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

"getting otterly pounded" ★6

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

If we did it like water mammals would we...

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Marry and rebury ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

It would make more sense if he said "dog... ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Just... say some bullshit mate ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Again.

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

By "fix", he means "remove"

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

forges dildo ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

squiggly arms

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

I hope you have no butter to make grille... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Still no rules though ★3

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Thank you ass man, very cool. Now that w... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Why, do you? If so, I’ll give you three ... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-27

Rob funny rob funny ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

But you're cool. Otherwise you'd melt ★5

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

I've been commenting a year now. Am I co... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

I couldn't see it cause of my E.D. ★3

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

See, the clear solution to greenshirt's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

The problem is that greenshirt isn’t giv... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Also the excuse for my existence

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

the fuck you saying about Dave?! ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26

Blood loss more like huge dick disorder ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26

Christmas intensifies ★5

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26

Cardiomegaly sounds like one of those hy... ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

I have discord notifications for this sh...

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

A more accurate description would be a n...

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

I want a version where the third panel i...

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

https://www.fisherwallace.com/?gclid=EAI...

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Where does their money go? Do we eat tha...

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Nah, the tux is different. Nice job avoi... ★5

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

How do I know that he is a millionaire! ... ★5

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

Damn, I forgot u could link comments.

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

"KISSPUS" ★3

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

Dave play a game with us on ur channel! ...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

endlessjoyblog.com Seems legit ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

America? More like ass ass nation

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

you are getting sleepy Veerry sleepy You...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Make it say “legalize suicide” and you’v... ★4

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

This one's got my arm attached to it ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Newborn death sex? Where? ★3

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Over, under, around, through

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

I hate missing comics, but I’m going cam... ★4

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

He misunderstood, the doctor was suppose... ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

Get it because my heart is in a jar A br... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

My fourth largest weakness is my second ... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

The interviewer in the first panel knows... ★4

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Little known fact: commenting on explosm... ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Fun fucks with lophu: the bitch he laid ... ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

No point stabbing a blind eye ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

He can heal the blind but he can't heal ... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

There's just an empty flagpole in the fi...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

https://images.app.goo.gl/TzGtdzqkB6bRp7...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

The guys on the left don’t look rich eno... ★1

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06

Downer as in downing a lot of cum

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

IRC&HWIP, if you dm for children their p...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Touché ★1

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

They're more blow indentured servitudes ... ★1

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

I should stop using swipe typing

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

My ass have finally timed down. I'm gett... ★1

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

And drugs in the eggplants ★1

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Today cocaine tomorrow cocaine ★3

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

★2

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Obligatory link. https://youtu.be/ypNegF...

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

That's not his shadow, it's his evil cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Shit, the fuzz. Rob, you need to delete ... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

His cum is busy

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

That's the plan. Beat it enough times, s... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Did Dave go to face school or something

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Huh, I was just playing spiderman PS4 an...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

And Dorothy She uses it extra hard on th...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Dr. G, we have a trilarysilicus B flareu... ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Fuck, I forgot to reload the page

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Of a feckin' magnificent man ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

-dorothy, 46285 times a year ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

And not stolen ★8

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

™ ★4

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

You need some Uncommon Scents ★3

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

I found out what icee does. a Google sea... ★4

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Dammit rob! What is this! You have somet... ★2

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Fun fucks with lophu: he often sends hik... ★3

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

I've never played Roblox but this seems ... ★6

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Hey! At least Matt was inconsistent. ★6

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Should've called SH

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

*so is diddles' mom ★5

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Beta, as in alpha, beta, omega, etc. And... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

No, that guy is now 37 years old and in ... ★6

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Ok so for the first question, I will be ... ★5

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Guy behind the comment? Crossing swords....

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

No a reply to your own comment is accept... ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Fun fucks with lophu: he once bought a t... ★4

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

He ODed on explosm shrek pron ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

You forgot every fanfic, rule 34, and me... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

If you're a good enough DM you don't nee... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

the son's luckier ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Goofy in RPG when ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

This is bannable ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Shrek’s car is nonexistent and, Those fe... ★5

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

*four some ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

whose number is this? are you one of the... ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

*with fish ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

You're right I'm not okay ★3

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Since they illegalized school ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

https://youtu.be/U5s6r55GAow

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Says who?

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Can't lose it if you're not a licensed t... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Panel 4: Teacher: * grabs pencil

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

California is fake, just like me

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Me likey shticky shticky

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Lung cancer is just masculinity infectin... ★4

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Not cool, Toro! The correct term is "Kar...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

There once was a male lacking hair Who c... ★3

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Is this loss?

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

It's like what daddy said about the pedo... ★3

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

We need a pfp of the last panel greenshi...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Also IRC&HWIP you mind if I hit you up o...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

We need some way to demonetize these guy...

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

---------8====> ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Flagged ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Why do they have a pile of body bags eve... ★2

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

I've gotten the same spicy manga ad so m...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

The fuck kinda eyebrow is that though!

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16

Also, why is there a line above her righ...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16

Someone somewhere has a boob cutting fet...

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Fun fucks with lophu: he knows from expe... ★5

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

And to learn how to reply ★6

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

You don't get it! ★2

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

First panel is the rest of the commenter... ★5

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Fourth panel is mods chasing us down

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Second panel is us lying to mods

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

3rd panel is us when new people

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Can I just call you Toro? This roleplay ... ★3

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

What? It's impossible for time to stop? ...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

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Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

What's healthcare got to do with the num...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I'd like somewhere to store all these fr...

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

See I don't understand these things What... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Nope, he was gonna say curlycock. ★3

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

#altlivesmatter ★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Haha! Pee.

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

You mean ?

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Who's alt are you ★3

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

c...u... tie

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

c...u... stardface

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

c... u... rlycock

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Why? You got a lefty fetish? ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Like weed

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

It's legal in California

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Not true! Women want that too. ★5

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

I just thought about it, fuck I'm dumb ★3

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Wait this is three things! I shouldn't h... ★5

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Fire mutt to come back, a badge, and dad... ★5

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

which one(s)? ★3

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

His student-loans.com pfp doesn't have a... ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Haha, cock face ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Smelly Hore

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

*loads molotov

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

It's okay CAS, we'll settle for an excom... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

He's the shit hurler ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Toro did it and italicized the names, CA...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Fudge, get over here ★4

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

have your alter ego be a villain ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Yes, definitely. ★4

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Wait, which discord server member is the...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

I would burn CAS at the stake, but I'm f... ★4

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

see

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

use octothorpes

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

What language is your autocorrect dude, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

We're moving to chernobyl ★5

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Why is that nuclear

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Or they would ... IF WE HAD ANY!!! ★3

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I've never heard "nuclear family" before... ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10

Yeah, and Kris is Rob's alt ★3

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

I just realized that there was a comic y... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Finger be like: |\ ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

How were you appointed judge, you're far... ★7

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

carrie ≠ one of these guys ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

exactly what i was thinking of, in 8 min...

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

i was readin this whle pooping, 0/5. did... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

i want one where he gets extensions ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

2 favorites in eight minutes?! dorothy r...

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

this doesnt answer the question ★3

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

same. sometimes i wake up and think, " w... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

*icee comic link here

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

you don't know that ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

^these guy's jokes ≥ comics ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

icee and toro make me sad cause im not n... ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

both, as wel as a bow and arrow

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

ofc youre a virgin, you have the defualt... ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

well, that was fun. ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

were all dorothys alt, so all this ban b... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

cupcake moment

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

the joke is that theres just a head caus... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

The comments have been around for ages n... ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

She was funny and made my day many times... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

I like how we say mod while we all know ... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Why is Toro so fucking funny ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

#just backslash ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Also, holy shit I missed a lot yesterday... ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

This happened to me in Minecraft ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

I understand deleting and warning, but i... ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Balls. Cock and balls.

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05

Fear of what? Lynching? I mean, he shoul...

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05

Unlike the comic ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05

Rob!

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

He said we're weird... Cries ★3

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Fuck if I know what the joke is I still ... ★4

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

He's a real boy ★6

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

✝️ ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Mmm. Fresh, juvenile human epidermises. ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Guys On Friday, we all type "Rob!" As ou... ★3

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

somebody put time and money into making ...

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

This is CAS wanting to put four terrible... ★3

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

we can favorite it as many times as we h... ★5

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03

Marvorce ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03

Dave legally changed his name and shaved... ★4

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Dang! I wonder what happened to him that... ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

He's pointing to the lingerie ad on my s... ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

He did the no mouth thingie!

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Nah, the family bought him and set him f... ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

✓ ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

I saw carries comment and I was like "wh...

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Marriage?! No.

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

that's what it is ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Ninja! You didn't tell us about shaving ...

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

*can

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

That show was good I have to say, and an...

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Mine is 69:1. Yes, I planned my life lik... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Should've been "Tweety Tim"

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

jkjk please don't pour cum on me ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Pssh! We all know that you will never ac...

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Ghosts like you

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Timmy and Suzy, sitting in a tree. K-I-S...

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

https://youtu.be/KRlnpExwaYU

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

That happened to the USA

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

I hear it's the shit. ★4

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

I mean, he warned him... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

Why would you do that, just pore over th... ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

I wonder why

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

He has fregley, and that's all he needs ... ★3

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Inaccurate. The room needs more jizz sta... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

That's not paint. It's a secret sauce. D... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

you're not supposed to ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Johnson only enters, not departs. ★6

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

"love your job and you'll never work a d... ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

I want contact ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

So is C&H really C.H.? ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Why does he need to wait I'm confused. Y... ★1

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

oh yeah give me that hot perfect stuff r... ★2

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

I agree, my chin might have a scar now ★3

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

Ad: why Jesus didn’t exercise Click here...

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

Is this comedy

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

You’re not news... And guest week is my ... ★4

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

ouch. once i was playing on a legacy edi...

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Forgot to switch to my main, now I have.... ★2

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

Get a clear rear ★3

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

After clicking, it’s a bidet ad that has...

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

What is this

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

Ad: stop using toilet paper (Try this in...

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

C&H is best anime

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

There is many, many of those

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

We got level 17 warlocks up in here toda...

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

It was ok, went to a Minecraft concert ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

He's throwing away money, he could use t... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16

Ninja, shouldn't you be playing fortnite... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16

By what means? ★2

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16

He just realized he hates himself, so he... ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

how do you know, you've only seen dead o... ★4

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

can we get gif pfp reply chain? ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Strike 23 I believe.

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

confirmed ★4

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

But is this Canada? Possibly... ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Old news, we all know Carrie is ninja fr... ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

Snoc that's lophu's job description, not... ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

no, the cleaning mop. YES THE CUM MOP! W... ★11

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

To where? Canada?

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Yes, I totally meant in her belly, I tri... ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

I tried to wipe the dot in her belly off... ★4

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

i've turned into carrie oh no

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12

Panel 1 is us. Except for us, orangeshir... ★1

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12

I like your nice, straight pfp ★2

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

That's a bloody not well thought out jok... ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10

Also, what the fuck Kris he changes race...

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10

In b4 the new folks get hella confused ★2

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10

Time travelers saved me today. Phew! ★3

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

No, this'll cost you $1000, and when are... ★5

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

money87.net

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

I flagged this for other:burn the witch ★5

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Ok. (shy)

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Dude just put asterisks with a backslash...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

for anyone wondering why I've been comme... ★2

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

Might legit be a prank, but it'd have to... ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

It's actually from discord but is not a ...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

No problem, main reason I chose it.

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

Haha, comments are kil, should've been h...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

I was lurking on discord and the bot pos...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

God no, not first again ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

yes, same. but the discord(s) will accep... ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

falert needs a second badge ★3

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Did anyone else hear they're ending the ...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Last

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Please ★2

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Dave tell Rob not to kill us ★4

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

actually 6. i made replies before they f...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

fix your site

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

they fixed it and i cant delete this fuc...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

also, yesterday's buttons are broke

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

guh

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

i like how they just grow fingers when t... ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

but he did it the best and for the longe... ★6

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

just say "around"

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Hmmm, you do have a lot of favorites

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

I meant the lips

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

That mouth is so out of place if you loo...

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

I count 177

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

People are handing out favorites like th... ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

dorothy flashbacks ★9

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-04

Makes sense if you use an alt and say af... ★1

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Gerfird's shirt has many sets of buttons...

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

#cynthiafixyouroctothorpe ★1

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Actually, gerfird left a while back ★2

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Doctors are just fortune tellers that lo... ★4

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Hey! Ninja from fortnite omg!

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

"What's your favorite position?" "Fetal.... ★5

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

*your ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

No problem! Also, stop complaing, flesh ...

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Step 11: throw a tantrum

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Carrie! Now all you need to do, after le... ★2

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Should've drawn em out in three mini pan...

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

*comments ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

The news is sad in the C&Hiverse as well...

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

I want to see you come back and get conf... ★5

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

the Kirbys! They're coming! ★5

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Antivaxxers are a government conspiracy ... ★6

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Yes vaccines killed him twice As you kno... ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

You're doing a good job. Thanks for the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

So is every death ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

Hey! That's offensive against autistic p... ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

Made me chuckle. Probably been done a mi... ★3

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Who would want to fuck him he’s got a bu... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Poop more

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

His tie is just green

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Bibster badge? ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Does carrie have a bot or something for ...

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

He's icedbibster! (A meth addict) ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Better even.

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Remove green in the zoom call, makes the... ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

small man BIG MAN

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

I once encountered a venomous hand, it p...

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

This is why private info gets hunted dow...

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Mmm. Baby toast. ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Or in this context, my comments are shit...

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

You think my pfp is cool!? I don't even ...

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Couldn't even survive a three foot drop ... ★8

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

Fuckin weak ass baby ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

yes! finally, something good out of her ... ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

One week. Seven days. I will.

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

cant gotta wait one week bro

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

http://explosm.net/comics/5295 ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

I'm hitting random and getting my pfp fo... ★2

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

This has been me clapping my ass this gu... ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Dang! I just go to the store usually, yo...

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Tiddies with kiddies between em

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

tiddies more like kiddies

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

it's not a tradition, it's a fact of the... ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

inhales exhales ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

first = gay ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

see above. ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

ha get virused ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

haha, their heads look like a butt ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

you're constantly pogoing, is it not fun...

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

nah, she's hiding, it's real nice in the... ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

bruh just throw bombs, you're better at ... ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

says you, maybe he installed a touchscre...

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

guess where you charge him ★4

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

dang, i can only afford a Mandroid… ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

says the guy with the flesh slug pfp ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

? the original was less funny.

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Alternative alternative ending travels b...

Comment to comic 4386 on 2020-04-24

looks up dave's birthday

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

also, HOLY SHIT YESTERDAY'S CHANGED AND ... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

these comments are great

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

does usinga detached showerhead as a dil... ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

age of consent makes little difference o... ★5

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

it was a joke meaning i was shocked at h...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

probably rob, it's in his name! ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

i think that was dave. couldve been rob ...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

i'd like a comic that's just the daily s...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

this guy really said "box box". smh, so ... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

what are they

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

just?!

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

【】【】

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

that guy really walked nowhere in two pa...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

no no no. simply looking dumb, as a chil...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

map rights? you mean east? or are you ta...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

and that shirt! this comic is great even...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

more daily shower, please. the name is f... ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

well yeah, you can't keep sex in your ba... ★5

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

that dave face is gold. also, what emoji...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

you're telling me this is the best we'll... ★2

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

i was under the impression that you were...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

the doctor both fucked the cat and didn'... ★4

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

the cat is a metaphor for "if something ...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

also, leave philosophy for literary arts...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

it is both. the whole quantum is that a ...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

yes, observation makes a difference. rea... ★2

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

it is currently both but it will be one ...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

but or is still correct if the cat is to...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

california

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

yes it is! he put his cat there due to a...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

it's because he knows what a cat is ★2

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

actually it's both until you observe the... ★2

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

bruh he is in a line leading to the bath... ★4

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

drunk more like kronk ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

finding nemo ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

*crocodile man & crocodile, man.

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

when i commented this, did i mean "croco... ★4

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

there are three

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

dave's face is decidedly not majestic

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

we should get collections, like the mond...

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

yes, he really worked at a brothel where... ★5

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

"you just shouldve not fucked that croco...

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

i like the letter placement in YEOWCH!, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

fuck you ★4

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

Stupid treasurer ass bitch ★3

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

They do it intentionally to make us mad ★6

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

The legend goes that as a child georgey ... ★2

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

this is a major part of american history... ★6

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

epic rap battles of history

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

as eminem once said: i'm a dennis in res... ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

you say that but youve never met herobri... ★3

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

[PP]E

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

that cut in the second panel is like one...

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

meanwhile in Canada… ★3

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

best cage fight: nicholas and luke ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

pretty good for farming actually

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

sorry i only play Hay Day

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

farmville more like boomerville ★3

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

i dont need farmville i got lots of mine...

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

also it's "ald"

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

unlike yours. i could never eat annie.

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

i personally am nearly always here aroun...

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

they dont post at the same hour everyday...

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

scotland noises ★6

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

is it pronoumced Kay-carrie or just carr... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

1000? ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

i deleted like six times

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

coming from the woman who refers to AIDS... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

(´・ω・｀) દوو! ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

have you heard about the new cooking sho... ★1

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13

bruh just don't breathe ★2

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

comic link

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

like this: hehehehahehahaheeeheee or may... ★3

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

you also dont know how many babies died ...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

well what if it's like thanos and is 50%...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

bold of you to assume Gerfird's not dead...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Straight out of the I miss noodle commen...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

?st time kcarrey commented about covid19... ★3

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Doc can't hear Mervin's heart beating ( ... ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

strike more like stroke

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

A right hook? Mervin has a left and righ... ★3

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

this comic is what we in the industry ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

ok analog watch man. that is your very w... ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

is this a gotem? I feel like this is a g... ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

"You men are all the same! So you can ta...

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

dumb its better if you use a double, get... ★1

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

did you know that if you cut off your di... ★4

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

insert dick joke ★3

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-08

. . .

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

（ﾟ ◇ﾟ ）（ﾟ ◇ﾟ ） ¬━━━(ﾟ ∀ﾟ ) ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

It'll suck though ★4

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06

dont belive in fear

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06

★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06

I’ll make a guest comic hit me up on dis...

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

bro thats not your greatest invention yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

how the hell do you get inside someone's... ★4

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

needs more commas. And i mispelled candy...

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

he'd stuffed him with cady and thought i...

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

you see the artist kidnapped that girl a... ★1

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

how are you sexually deprived you have a... ★5

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

any gathering over 3.69 people is illega...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

going to church? call the police. ★5

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

you're aren't epic backflip

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

masochists are prose? no, this is! i thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

and he has to give you children to have ...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

church is illegal now call 911

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

big rat, in a big hat, on a big fat, say... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

uncooked pasta straight up in there

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

it is not funny to plagiarise™ ★3

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

its threesome time ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

it is not funny to plagiarise ★6

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

"Dang that tumor looks a hell of a lot l... ★4

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

lovenstein? any relation to my friend Ch... ★1

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

he oughta stop that shoe theft ★2

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

yes.

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

where else are they going to ejsculate ★2

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

"911 what's your emergency" "wait, this ... ★3

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

three children in one year? hope that go...

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

http://explosm.net/comics/3363 ★3

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

old Ray Cyst, always caning them blacks.... ★1

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Hot.

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

ctrl+c, ctrl+v. delete paste edit repost... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

i mean she could ... somebody might pay ... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

that's his skin duh

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

six foot sex is hard to sell

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

hookers are outta luck they wouldn't com...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

lol same wasn't gonna have a party anywa... ★5

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

doornge

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

youll just have to make doo stand on it,... ★2

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

PSES just has a very sharp eye stabver

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

they are im their main seed supplier

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

crops more like craps ★4

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

saw that wtf there's six year olds who n...

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

ok ★2

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Th-That barrel was16, I swear! ★5

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

this is so ething bad. ★1

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

We need DCW so the boys can have a break...

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

loads LMG with religous intent ★5

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

hthat lucky son of a bitch has tallness ... ★2

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

♪You got, you got Wuhan flu♪ ★1

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

the news is MEdia Viral Infectous Diseas... ★5

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

pink fans went out of fashion in 19 BC

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Turns CAS into some goddamn whiskey ★3

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

much harder

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

yeah it is jesus is getting married duh

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

wait shit wrong virus ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

nevermore ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

or 20. heck, once I reached 69!

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

spruce and jungle.

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

twenty for the Second Coming. ★4

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

What about the Second Coming? Dorothy ha...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

ten commandments: 1: Thou shalt not sdar... ★17

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

but, if I get the virus i'm going to the... ★6

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

people have been stupid since ever it's ... ★5

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

she's breaking up with him because of ra...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

they call him C sharp because his D is f...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

coughs in forever alone ★2

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

（ﾟ ◇ﾟ ） bro how come pants aren't called... ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

you have us … ur screwed ★6

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

only the old ones who definitely have it...

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

十DaConnaTwuk十 ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

personally, I blame anime ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

"all those people should stay on the cru...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

Yes. They all fucked anyway. ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

so? none of them have been there.

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

someone please tell me why we invented m...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

that's not what it is? ★1

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

I'd like a hand in my shake. f l a v o r... ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

safety.

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

On the other hand, an orgy where everyon...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

An orgy. In Italy. With Tom Hanks. And t... ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

an orgy's much more effective. ★1

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

there would be a space there. but my kin...

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

ok. now I know that this: ़ is visible f...

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

oh shit they are for me on one device no...

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

…I have invisible characters ઼ ઼ ઼ ़ ़ ़...

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

but...but he sexed with the children! Is... ★4

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Annie is that you? ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

*children.

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Plot twist: He actually meant that he wa...

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Insert her where? A nice and loving home... ★2

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Italy is cancelled ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ this ... ★1

Comment to comic 2500 on 2020-03-11

I don't think this is a PSES comic if he...

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

thats what your mom said last night ★2

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

Simon says lose all respect for me ★2

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

"dystopian world"

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

Actually Nick said that Simon says it. S...

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

You know, his name is Ray, and I was tal... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

you lost it? ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ ઼ where d... ★2

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10

Also, two of my comments (just 1,469 mor...

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10

The birth of paper CAS. ★2

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10

（ ≧▽≦)/5 5(≧▽≦ )

Comment to comic 2077 on 2020-03-09

eighteen comments over almost ten years ... ★2

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

oh right i forgot that the DST change oc... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

i forgot to ask yesterday, what is itali...

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

it's still the seventh as of three hours...

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

let's head to the bowling alley so I can... ★3

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

The Daily Shower is a widely trusted new... ★4

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

they should call you C sharp, because yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

rock paper scissors ़ ़ ़ shoot ★2

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

(ToT)

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

् ् ् ् ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़ ़

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

you get killed

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

ten years later "I've finally figured it... ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

dummy T H I C C week ં ં ં ં just sit on...

Comment to comic 1581 on 2020-03-04

alternate panel four ് ് ് ് ് ് ് ് "my...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

children's bottoms. ं ं ं ं ं ं ं ं ं ं ...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

my sleep paralysis demon at 3:51am: ★1

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

elly

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

The heckler was verbally and physically ...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

и!૮દ

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

(T—T)

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

hes crying because he only has two audie...

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

"('・c_,･` )"

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

godammit kris thats the wrong badge horn... ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

how come the ice is the same? her gettin... ★3

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

when you find a tomb ore but then you re... ★5

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

＿|О|○ ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

ah yes, the three genders. ★5

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna ...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

T H I C C ★2

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01

I finally figured out your RL name! It's... ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

nah, I hear Johnson's about to start. Yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

*their face ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

what is color

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

that's some sexy target employee & cruel... ★2

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

I commented on the butterfly-predator co...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

S L E E P Y O U L L B E O K G O O D N I ...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

imagine this right now regret your life ... ★1

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

KRIEG but less hzjxkkgwtgdrujhqtjgc

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

116 whole minutes good job im goin on 70...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

smalltext ★1

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

comic in a comic also who's Joe?

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

join it?! I'm a founding member

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

unlike me lol (T റ T)

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

well a hurricane the size of texas is ba...

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

it wasn't trendy enough

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

We need Hurricane Rememberthatifyoudieyo...

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Cliterally? ★2

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

r oof

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

why the POV switch? copypasting that map...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

CAPITALIS ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

get billion dollar loan from bank buy ba... ★9

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

is this loss? ★2

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

That's because it doesn't exist

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

fucken stupid idiot you buy low sell hig...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

like the "I taught it too much joke" fro...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

૦૦ oo ه ه °° 00 OO фф ஂ்ஂ ٥٥

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

something else only common in fictitious...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

also, the guy in panel three is totally ...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

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Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

it's like a waterslide but instead of wa...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

hitlers gonna hitl ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

（ ﾟ дﾟ）

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

idk, why don't jew ask her? oh wait she'...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

ejaculat!ng garbage ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

quit hatin'

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

unlike IRC&HWIP amirite ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

not to mention the comments jk ily guys ... ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

bad person week confirmed

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

WTF IS THIS THE LIBERAL AGENDA IS BRAINW... ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

(´▽｀)♪ i'm still a piece of garbage!

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

♪ politics ♪

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

but that would be wrong, as a title like...

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

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Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

cream cheese bagel ★3

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

've you dome em?

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

simultaneously or... ★2

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21

十

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

gay-y and lay-y.

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

how is the guy on the wall saying "supri... ★1

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

1 your dick freezes off. roll Will to no...

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

"Gasoline" Transfer Specialist

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

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Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

while me and lophu8 only cast spells and... ★2

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

who has this guy ^ in his comment sectio... ★4

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

probably a mirror ★4

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

wow he is sad if he thinks that mirror i... ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

i have a repurposed Farkle™ game contain...

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

maybe it's one big stripey keyboard

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

where do you get one of those? ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

did you know that using five laptops dam... ★6

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Anne can you confirm this is how bagels ... ★3

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

fuckable cereal (for you at least)

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Dave we all know these are autobiographi...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

except: cropsy news falert gerfird (self... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

It also changes shape... what are you, R... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

he is strong before. just the spinach is... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

his bible has the sun on it praise the s...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Hey this is offensive to my religion. I ...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

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Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

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Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Shots and Sprayers. ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Hey, this is offensive to my religion. I... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

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Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

learn how to construct a comment. Bu t w...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Ha Ha! It appears my bible stopped your ... ★5

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

patriotic Musk noises ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

十

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

69 favorites challenge

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

5.9117

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

panel three out of context is just stran... ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

It's a Ditto. ★3

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

（ ﾟ дﾟ） ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

At least he wasn't copied and pasted. li... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2020-02-14

bruh

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

Spinglelab: 51 months earlier ★2

Comment to comic 4131 on 2020-02-14

boom ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

oh no now theyre making up words ★2

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

I would Shrek that cuz shrek is love?… n... ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

sniff They blow up so fast! ★6

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

insert 9/11 joke here

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

no, it is is. ★2

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

exploding with gay ★3

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

boomer get boomed

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

K… O… BOOMER

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

Down to reverse cuck with you

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

i know how to spell foreign you bastard

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

****an unless it's pronounced contradict... ★1

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

so, you? ★7

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

i like how the house has a lightswitch b... ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

i have four no problems, other than they...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

It's a Ditto. ★2

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

*trump's trailer in the trailer park ヽ(｀... ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

LPF but it's me not the ai and im not us... ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

:B:

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

It's a Ditto. ★3

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

first person to make that your pfp gets ...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

·_____· ★1

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

ㄩ(ﾟεﾟ ) s!p ★1

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

how about "don't jump". parents are so n... ★3

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

♪♪♪♪ gaaaaay! ★6

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

nope. pretty sure he was talking about b...

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

don't forget "no" and glare and disappro... ★1

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

I see you. Wish I could fit that in my u...

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

ah, yes. Better than football, and more ... ★3

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07

i wonder what his superpowers are

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07

so yknow "scammer get scammed?" yeah, we...

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05

im literally running away from the gover... ★1

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

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Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

is...

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

the joke:

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

it's clear:

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

( ￣ ― ￣ ; )

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

even simpler explanation: ( ・_ゝ・)

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

ヽ(｀Д´#)ﾉ

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

GODDAMMIT! YOUR COMMENT APPEARED AFTER I... ★4

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

tinshirt is a pigeon and his dad crossbo... ★3

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

foil ed again, dad... this is tin! ★3

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

I'll succ your seed, you ssslithery sssl... ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

banned. where will we put our drinks now...

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Fuck you, Dan. ★1

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-03

Kris: -exists -makes comics -yeah, that'... ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

funny cause after Blueshirt the Mind Rea... ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

did i hear "gayest gay guy here"?

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

in my opinion, you should probably just ...

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

he's taking the heat

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29

pawn to b3 ★2

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29

ヽ(｀Д´#)ﾉ ★1

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29

master?

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29

cum shoots out of hand ★1

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29

GAY! ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

come to the dark side of social media, w...

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

at least 9000 and 1/infinititieths or x ... ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

yoir taxes don't have tentacles?! ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

taxes season 2

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

taxes is the greatest anime

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

rosa? first you get her off the bus. ★2

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

sick ticks lick dicks. sticks pick Mick'...

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

in other news kobe bryant died corona dr... ★2

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

opossum? more like oposs dumb

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27

F for the dave face in panel two

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25

Ah yes. I can easily relate to having LI...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

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Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

sky boomer sez: don't stare at mannequin...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

It's the blank stare. ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Ok booger

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

and green and perfectly shaped and good ...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

i started typing this and there was one ...

Comment to comic 1408 on 2020-01-22

six panels of comic perfection. truly a ...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

how do you download a moment which app i...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Ok boomer

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

I implied it you boomer

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

caryns amirite???

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

i'd do anything for one more gram

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

flips threesome pussies ★1

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

you know what else is a good touch? your... ★2

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

# phicks

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

ok

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

"Pfft! what do you know about how much o...

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

next dave comic: "no arms"

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

we will find out tomorrow with the retur...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

rob did 1/17

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

It's because it's a thursday.

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

someone give me a prompt for AIdungeon

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

fists girl moves hand like a crab her mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

cqn we get an LPF for Krieg? ★1

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

gerfird, care to explain?

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

...Coolerguy ★2

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

so ive been taking some tests and appare...

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

I took one, and turns out i'm 51% introv... ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

ur boi

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

not like to correct it, but it would be ...

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

which test determined you were such a ni... ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

should say Thus in panel four ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

indians make me shit... at gunpoint

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

boner ★1

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

so, yes?

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

cries in iced coffee ★1

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

lactates coffee

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

brexit

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

that would've made him an average brit

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

I'll do you one better. She quivered in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

who are you voting for? just lie about w...

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

p e r h a p s

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

i knew i'd get flagged. It's fake, ya'll...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

nah. i've seen past commemt sectioms is ...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

if you wish for me to stop or delete som...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

cause cock , yknow?

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

i also like live hens. but for dessert

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

how much can I comment before somebody g...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

angry gender assumption noises ★3

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

his friend likes to fuck fried eggs… he ...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

think about this. would you want to suck...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

sherlock moment

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

why does a breakfast place have the fanc...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

also it's clearly meant to be a hen. rob...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

where did you come from? now i'm having ...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

find out which came first...( other than...

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

i miss gerfird

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

you're getting a badge vote for that. 1:... ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

another "badge vote" because you jerks c...

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

deserved badge vote 1: horniest 2: loves... ★3

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

undeserved badge vote 1: @therealdonaldt... ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

= ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

missles intensify ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

he's first ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

greatclips gives haircuts nearly as good... ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

this is why I wish I lived with dad

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

that sure took a long time! ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

』ㄖ٧૯ ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

that, but mostly dorothy. ★2

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

*being

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

dads speak in skinny font now. huh. ★2

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

you gotta get away from your job sometim...

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

bouncer vs boomer ★1

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

its your fault you little shit

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

ઉخㄖЯ ㄗ

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

a good year to you ★1

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

not adults? sad.

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

Welcome to: AT&T voicemail. You have: Si...

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

don't you just hate it when a random alc... ★3

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

politeness stupidity blindness unawarene... ★4

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

*children

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

healthy

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

I hear that dogs were fed and protected ... ★3

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

№...

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

Чा८

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

if it's applesauce am i a c&h nationalis... ★2

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

am i a black nationalist if its big ★3

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

eat more fiber ★3

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29

got confused toward the end there. good ... ★2

Comment to comic 2929 on 2019-12-29

why, u wanba buy some?

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

it's going to rain here too...

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

this year for chistmas explosm gave to m... ★8

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-25

ride the serf ★1

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

Q: what would happen if you dtopped a go... ★6

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

so naghty…

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

forgot his board. ★1

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

subtract everything except his dick and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

is that a race burn and a fat burn in on... ★2

Comment to comic 4778 on 2019-12-20

nah were using the real one, much worse

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

*off

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

read a ten book fantasy series try to ri... ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

*gets commentkilled

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

also how is that not italicized?

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

what's a sip? ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

the burn was too hot to handle.

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

oh god no im pretty stupid ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

I'll be back… for your ass ★3

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

or he's a terminator-style bot but is de...

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

missed this. much better than the new on... ★2

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

why does a robot need suspenders and gla... ★1

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

bees? aww man.

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

do this to your puns ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

a young rob.

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

total drama is better

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

illegitimate ★1

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

conceal dont feel ★2

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

911 calls the birds.

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

9/11 did birds

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

it's just the only thing i could think o...

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

Mrs. Claus' chest is flat! You're spying... ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

this year for christmas i want people to...

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

*read

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

did any of y'all red the boondocks a cou...

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

ho ho fuckin ho.

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

its got everything from sex to socialism...

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

must've watched the irishman. good movie...

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

every retirement home is a front

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

how much do i owe you? ★1

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

battery powered? inferior.

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

1 (696) 969-6969

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

it's too much pressure.

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

fuck you im converting ( mutters somethi...

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

fwoomph ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

i just received far to many cat licks. m...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

oh shit my screen's dirty

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Stranger is typing… ★9

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

the comment section: ★4

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

gasp

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

20 years later, greenshirt was sexually ...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-12-01

the continued passage of time ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

save!

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

twice! but three dogs for some reason

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

i worked very hard on this

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

first baby in orbit. he'll be famous. ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

this is a mattery! everyone put your han... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

mofo doesn't carry a loaded firearm at a... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

(´・ω・｀) ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

wtf is this

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

Actually the syntax of the word "hasten"...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

pervin mervin gets my phone number? ★2

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

＿|￣|○

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

ടнાંा ोറг ઉгдૌпટ

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

my kindle stops being able to come here?... ★2

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

news gets old? dorothy becomes a nun? gi... ★4

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

what do you guys think of the death pena...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

the origins arise…

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

(8=>｀_ゝ´) ★4

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

yes but the comic is still valid due to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

lo and behold ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

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Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

本しかし今今十分プロをヘレナ今ぉおぃけ今kの うぁエヴェぁんぐあげティッシュ今

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

i kno rite? toega bee lyke: ＿|￣|○

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

she prolly have smol peepee ★3

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

also, pls delete english & replace with ...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-19

me. why do you have a graph?

Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18

( · )( · ) ★2

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

( ・_ゝ・)

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

is true. but! maybe spammers no see. if ...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

lucky. i tweeted about getting laid but ... ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

hey spammers! if you open and close the ...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

tweeting?

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

good comic though

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

his tie's not that big.

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

it's fatal

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

no, actually he has jim syndrome ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

cut cut, theres money in your gut

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

or maybe he can, but only esperanto.

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

"homeless shirt" yes. that shirt is home...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

*dies Greenshirt: cut cut, my moneys in ...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

greenshirt's not even going to try and s...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

it was sucide

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

and then he choked to death

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

computer? i'm on an outdated kindle pape...

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

usually emojis are just a box with numbe...

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

this was like a hundred octothorpes

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

01F44C

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

hashtag. the hell?

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

the fuck is that perspective? fixyourcom... ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

boredom yay

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

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Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

looks good to me

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

01F346

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Jim!

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

not much

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11

01F494

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11

<3 <\3 < 3

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11

heart of glass ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

does it turn off ever ★3

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

2.0!!! ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

Þ ६ 」 ૪ ഃ ട

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

G E E D A D

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Ralph? ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Ok zoomer

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

( ￣ ― ￣ ; ) ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

also: ઼઼ટટટટટદદદર。ーടൈരഗതॉयжфвшиணபேட ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

his hat is still backwards ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

or a minecraft sheep

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

if you name a whiteshirt Jeb_ will it ch...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

personal hygiene, kids. keep at it.

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

H A L L O W E E N ★5

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

G U R N E Y ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

modern medicine can polymorph children? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

that's not very gerfird of you ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-06

bye, you insatiable helping addict

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

you have a four year old daughter!? im s...

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04

3-1 up to 4 is 4 ★1

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

but which one has superior prices?

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

this comic is head to my stone

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

sike

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

those are les painful

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

is it still.there vertically?

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

u ever just chug two boxes of grape nerd... ★6

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

me too

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

is that a R.I.P.stone i see

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

stow pop's top? ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2019-11-02

(@_@)

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

i lost, but i know someone voted for me.... ★3

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

the tapes?! but it was pitch black in th...

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

see you in december

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

no ____ november is starting guys ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

not me

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

i already am

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

you know it, baby

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

yooooooooo

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

sucks

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

--Q--

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

X)News but only because he spelled my na...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

X)News is where im voting

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

damn two more favorites. thanks.

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

eek! ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

whoever favorited this agrees and i hate...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

who even uses matches these days? just s... ★8

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

pretty fucking much

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

worst costume ★6

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

it's fatal.

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

yes.

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

a noose earring tits

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

im too lazy to look it up where is that

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

but can he spin a d4? ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

ok... ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

only 3 a day? puny human. ★2

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

here its just power outages and smoke

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

my school is closed today. yay fire ★3

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

depends on the bully ★2

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

i looked it up its not permanent ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

come to california then ★3

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

do you gain more pleasure from other thi...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

i know but i lost power today so i felt ...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

californias on fire again im going as gr...

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

my rock is ready for your crater ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

spacebar. you're welcome

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

yo're mistaken. nein is one in german.

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

eruption jokes intensify

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

sizzle

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

?...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

and i…

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

diapers? ★1

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

homophobia is so gay ★4

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

your dick's cool and all, but can you su...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

i understand that this makes very little...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

hufffffff

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

most of you guys have been here longer t... ★8

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

congragulations, you can sarcastically c... ★1

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

1223334444555556666667777777888888889999... ★1

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

why are velma,daphne, and fred the size ... ★3

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

thats not very scooby snack of you ★1

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

|||(·_·)|||

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

snort it the other way round ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

cocaine?

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

decade/century/millenia ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

not to put down her choice in men, but w... ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

(· ·o)¬== ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

*formaldehyde ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

in other news, news has yet to apologize...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

my reply button broke

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-21

you dont take items into an escape room ...

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

|(·o·)| ★3

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

there is a lot wrong with you. puts dice... ★1

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

no like once my players were fighting a ...

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-19

one. ★1

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

alright guys i need your help. i have to...

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

1:50. fuck also, #robfixyourcomics

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

that clock is really fucked up. the hour... ★4

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Heres wher i leave a shittier reply

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

then say it ★2

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

dave this waas my idea & you know it you...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

there was just an earthquake also dave u...

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16

chug

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

cold ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

blushing is a response

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

(·„·) ★2

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-12

what the actual fuck dave i hate it ★1

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

bin laden? ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

sharp on the eyes ★1

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

*comic

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

it looks off seeing such different teeth...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

so today i poured 5 packs of tajin on th...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

my friend is going as miku for halloween...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

first time on the news and u misspell my...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

a but i wont accept candy

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

how come the teeth are all drawn differe...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-08

foiled again

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-08

the next comic should be the exact same ...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

beets ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

why is ur comment below mine ★1

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08

at least there you dont get beat ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

be kind to our web footed friends for a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

alert

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

male

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

the last one is a vamp for spook month ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

(·_·) (·o·) (·.·) (·„·)

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

kris:this comic me:panel 3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

vultures have die

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01

funny joke yes

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01

howd he get the guy from last comics hea...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

you dont want to know

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

eye'll be going now. beye! ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

yes i know it's "their" fuck off ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

holy shit! there eyes have whites! ★1

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

demons have rape

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

-·.·- /\

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

-'- .|

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

satans grandson

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27

.ah.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27

hes in death valley

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

he hid the gun under the fedora

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

volleyball, tennis, and all the other ra...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

i would make sexy C3PO ★1

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

as a white person, the n word. it doesnt...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

ah yes. funny number. ★3

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21

at least its multiple choice

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21

if he has all the cancer how is my mom s... ★6

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

nah hs just some future billionaire

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

ive just lost millions of dollars due to... ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

i put a tile® on mine ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

but is it?

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

i need some advice. i want to invest 100...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

coulve been three panels

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

fiddle diddle i apologize ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

wheres his castle? i might come

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

whats your emergency

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

all the cool kids are doing it ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

gerfird, can we get a report on if that ...

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16

she did not succeed at succing seed that... ★2

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15

understandable

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

reason for termination: overstayed leave...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

id die for an eternity leave that can be...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

id like to take one of those

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

hypnotists have got it good

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

my drink cant stay full for four panels

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

breech-loads glock

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

you make toilets in an office? damn.

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

hubert, hubert, hubert. silly, silly hub...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

i call it a DNA smoothie.

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

had another coughdrop. no existential cr...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

has nobody noticed the triple pun where ... ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

can we get a dick tionary?

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

face on my cum

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

i have just been slapped with the imperm...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

neat.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

0011100010101011100101011100101010100011...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

ill show ya plroblems

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

wenesdayy

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

two.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29 31 33 35...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

just noticed the lines for the heads are... ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

them legs look pretty strong to me ★2

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

his neck must not be that strong

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

b u f f

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

use your phone call to get the answer

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

chin

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

you're going to need a new base for your...

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

usually

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

Hai ø

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

he remembers from dorothy's last visit.

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

pool's leaking ★3

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

are you a blaze? cause you spit fire!

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

if u see the mouth in the third psnel as...

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

pew pew! ★3

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

so is that like his hand? or did latex g...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

My lazy ass butt can't hold up his own w... ★3

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Hello, My name is Mr. Wlison anus. i hav...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Sometimes after ive gotten naked I look ...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

youll find it in the sierras

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

so im NOT normal??!! WAAH!

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

also in the second. they spelled giant u...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

*my 4th character

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

my right asscheek is also hugely disprop...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

typo in the first panel. they spelled cu...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

if you really wanna get grosse… use the ...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-25

HATE

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23

hey,this comic is really offensive!

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23

I hate shirt

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

last years waldo comic

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

odd

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

im holding it hostage in my attic i wll ...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

«<?>»

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

or was it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEE

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEEE

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

prove it. whate shade of gray was the gu...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

also theres no color. : þ

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

i knew you taught the class!

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

ÿëß. ït gîvëš mê åčĉèş tö thèšë çøøÌ Îét...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

turns kindle upside down i wish my dick ... ★2

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

the master has taught you well yes, i me...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

references notes hey, that wasnt in the ...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

nice pfp u got there

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

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Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

dang, the phone on the left is tiny p o ... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

really? cuz i see a low rez white square...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

çøøÏKîð håþ şöMë êXtrâ çøøÏ Îêttërš fõr ...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

if u zoom in on the phone you can see th...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

we cant even tell his shirt color ★2

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

all big cok

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

i wish everyone had regular size cocks. ...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

thanks mait ø

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

{} {} ^ |_| ß==>

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

always remember to kifnap and eat its un...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

made in china

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

chokes on pussy ★1

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

hrrn--ACK-huaggh ★1

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

hey girl, ever choked to death due to la... ★1

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

which manufacturer is that from?

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

hrrk ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

sleep time no more comments bye

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-17

are u like, on ur desathbed or something... ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

theyre nut testicles

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

wow, four different kinds of nut!!?? sti...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

panel 1 guy's mouth looks like a 30th pe...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

i wonder how much 29 peanuts cost at a s...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

i dont like nuts… but i will wholesome o...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

what an excellent sales pitch! i should ...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

honestly denmark should give greenland i...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

wholesome? just like your mother taught ...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

nobody dondon T: hOw MUcH fOR grEenLanD ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

sweats intensely as i slowly press the t...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

we are prepared to drop our copies of pi... ★3

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

monopoly remakes: allow us to introduce ...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

so, if i play a videogame with killing i... ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

what kind of team name is that? side not...

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

drop him, margaret

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

matt did last week

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

i guess grandmas are high in fat. time f... ★1

Comment to comic 4845 on 2019-08-03

Not true! Donald is very reliable, espec...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

put yourself in your pfp

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

sexier than the holocaust?

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

oh yes papa smurf ★1

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

because all the other twos were getting ... ★1

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

this comic has me wprking hard ★1

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

its working for me

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

hot squats ★1

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

MMMMM, yeah Dave im so horny

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

you had one job

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

i fucked up my knee, have to walk on cru...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

patiently waits for dorothy's inevitable...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

how do i get in there

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

buys mop stocks ★1

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

nah. did hear a coupla laugh tracks thou...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

you too, mr. plastic fetish

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

hey sorry im late i was at the hospital....

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

im not even gonna read the comments ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

i suck at that, too

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

SPLOOGE

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

5.910063

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

shrek hates you back ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

n-no i swear ive only been using it for ... ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

*comic

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

i really think that the connection to th...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

still in him since he didnt get his teen... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

also luck. i really suck at luck

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

and just cards in general

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

and tripoley

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

and cribbage

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

i suck at blackjack

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

im voting for belle delphine

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

nickolodeon should have an "adult" choic...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

the kids choice award is my preference

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

i did it but i dont think it worked the ...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

i just lost 500 dollars on virtual black... ★2

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

creeper

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

your super bum

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

is that a "you're on" I hear? ★1

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

i bet you a favorite i can fit more than...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

i know, i kmow… but 5 was just so good i... ★1

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

who else is hyped for super bum love 9 ★1

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29

the right bra? seems suspicious to me......