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Monster Hunter

3528 comments (2020-04-22 – 2021-12-21) to 574 comics
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Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Lol whut

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Yep. The only friends I need are bushes ... ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

A Stale Tostada? Ugh, Tastes Evil ★3

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Lolz

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Fair point. Guys, please maim Rob ASAP ★2

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Quite ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Gun bang. Monster goo. Very good happy. ★4

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

No he wouldn't. Unfortunately he has no ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

The extra point is good ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Ah the racist card. Not to be confused w... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-15

Crap, I never commented on this. Uhhhh s... ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Deaf-initely ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Pfft well you need to use a real gun, fo... ★2

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Every where. Pay attention! ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

That's dogs ★2

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Hello? A cat ghost, huh? Yeah, okay let ... ★2

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Are you sure you want to open "clickthis...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

I read it with a German accent ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Okay I think us having so many pits that...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Call me the bone crusher, but I just bea...

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-10

Let's see! crunch

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Pen fifteen. ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

"Start"? ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

Right, getting the Kirkhammer.

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

papers rustling Oooo, coupons! ★2

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

Noi-crap beat me by 4 minutes

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

The gay ones ★2

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

What? No, I mean the cancer is on The cl... ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Uh I can try but I only know about a lim...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Thanks, Chief Warrant Obvious!

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

They can't id you without clothes, right...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Stop looking at me like that, it's wiggi... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

She didn't grow them. She... acquired th... ★3

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Five, Six, Seven, Eight! This thumb's se... ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-04

Ow my eyes ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

TR: "Drama in the Cross-Dressing Communi... ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

TR: "Breaking Wind = Breaking Friendship... ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Ah carry on

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Instructions unclear, barbecued chicken.... ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

You shill ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Whoops, sun was in my eyes. Yeah, that's... ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

TR: "Busted" https://explosm.net/rcg/nsz... ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

TR: "Compromise" https://explosm.net/rcg... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

Correct-ish response

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

Wait why is his skin shiny? He's not a !... ★2

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

TR: "I Know. I'm Trying to Help You Out"... ★2

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

So is that like a straight jacket for yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Welcome back!

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Elora! We thought you were dead! (again)...

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Hah nice.

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

That's not ... Yeah congrats I guess ★1

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

Nah. ★2

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-29

Sick get me some eridium while you're do... ★1

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-29

Doctor: "Haha Netflix sucks" drills hard... ★3

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Step 3: rolls concussion grenade into th... ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Vagrants On Ocean Don't Often Operate ★1

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

I think you're swell! (And by that I mea... ★1

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

So People Expect No Decapitations?? Huh ★3

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

But I mean...no offense but aren't they ...

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

kill the king, the king is dead long liv...

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

I thought it was some pagan holiday orig...

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

Plot twist: blue works there

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

Touche I guess

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Huh he's left handed ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

I identify as xiarmf and I am offended. ... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Ok actual best answer ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Best answer

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

The question is what kind. Flat? Round? ...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

He was also into paper mache, but no one... ★2

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

ghey

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

Can confirm.

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

I don't believe your story. You're a sni... ★1

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

What a newb

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

I'll take it as a bonus acronym SomeTime... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Laugh and the world laughs with you Yet,... ★4

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

No, Ikea dumps pan into volcano ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Green got off easy. If I were in Blue's ... ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

No. Bah! Where's Waldo?? adjusts scope j... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Hah!

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

OH I bet

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

jams the cell tower There everyone hung ...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Wow! He's gay!

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

You lose track of time in the dream. 103... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Exactly why I was looking for him. BTW w... ★1

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-17

Augh I have to pay for those ★3

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

What's Brad's latitude/longitude and ele... ★3

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

Bro like, let's talk it out. ...or I cou...

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

Hey ask before you borrow my guns ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Thanks I was stuck in Yharnam. Nice plac... ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Update: I hit Gabe :/

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Well, I'm back and I have an itchy trigg... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Irradiated ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I watched a change In you It's like you ... ★2

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

I put a time bomb in the coffin. Happy H... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Hmmmm del file.png access denied Crap. U... ★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Hope you didn't grab that with your bare... ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

BOOshhh Teal shirt: Grey shirt: Thanks! ... ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

"Fuck the tumour" can I buy you a drink ... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Ooof...body pillow mimic is super harsh....

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

I wanted to contribute but have nothing ...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

If they try anything are you allowed to ...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Well also, he's TOTALLY brandishing ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Getting canceled and thrown into politic... ★2

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-14

Ummm I don't think that was Trump "In ot...

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Solid B

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

rattle rattle

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Oh, okay, sure. I'm the only one who lis...

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

fires pink missile at Waldo ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

That's not a vibrator! It's a pink missi...

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Someone Googled it and he couldn't resis... ★3

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Taking lessons from Brock ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

"Start"?

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

That's hot

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Wachu talkin' 'bout?

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Ah a fellow pipebomb connoisseur

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Wait you didn't declare them as serializ... ★2

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Well, green did get mashed up against or...

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Oh hey Bluer. Good to see you. Trying to...

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Bitch, Order Out. Shoot.

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Pop-up adds for the app?? Really?? Not c... ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

This chick is doing comedy on a whole ot... ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Hah!

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Well this looooks like a trap ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Fair

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

How can I say this ... I am uniquely qua...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

I understand the appeal, she is nude aft...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Filled with* ★2

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Pillow-shaped? Hmmmm can't think of any.... ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

I'll admit I'm morbidly curious how it'd...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Pro tip: never call a girl "stackable" t... ★4

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

What the...why do they always come to me... ★2

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Copy that field agent, proceed with plan... ★1

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Ok but ... Y though? ★1

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

cough Joe Rogan cough ★1

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Or someone on crazy pills. Which reminds... ★1

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

Wow a whole bottle ?? Hmmmm anyone else ...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Oh. Whoops.

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

pssst- FWOOOshhhhh Dang he lit up good. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Oh.

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Your son's def...what? Def a delight? De...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Go get keel-hauled by a semi

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

buys Cynthia a shot This won't like, cor...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Man that looks good. I'll trade that whi...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

Look We didn't start the fire... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Dang, son. That comicdelayism.

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Can't Understand Math :( ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Counterspell ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Skype

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Fine, Eat Cheesecake, Kid ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Sorry still high from a few days ago

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

BORF

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Fair but if anyone did it'd be Daphne. ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Exactly this

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Thank you

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

HOO-WAH! (Pachino)

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

I'm more like a ghost hunter chair moves... ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

No worries ma'am, I got it hits him with...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Using inspiration for this roll... rolls... ★3

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Hot A$$, Nice D!^% ★1

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

I don't see how you could interpret that... ★2

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Aw man, that must've been interesting. H...

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

You don't exist >_< ...Sorry I'm quite h...

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Bettable

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Me, too. Well, or monsters at least.

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

snatches the plate and eats them all Hah...

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Fair

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Looks like someone beat the $#!% out of ...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Hah! Nice. I like SMBC. :)

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Honestly surprised you didn't do that al...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Go fund yourself!

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

"In macabre news, a man was punched to d... ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Stop taking my pipebombs without permiss... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Dave jokes but in Greek there's like, wh... ★4

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

okay yeah that's a bit of a situation ★3

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I don't believe you ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

What's with the alarm?? Did Timmy fall d... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

That fake facial hair cost more than the... ★1

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Haps, the

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Like I like my women: covered in cheese....

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Pizza

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-24

:-( no

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Crikey!

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

I usually just keep my keys on bush bran...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

I mean a curved magazine holding cartrid... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Probably the one giant ant. I mean, it s... ★2

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

looks in speedo About the size of the ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

in a day* ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

For those not familiar that's a small, h...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Go make out with a Touchme

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Hah nice

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

I leave my duck at home, but I do like t... ★2

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

I dunno...what I kill usually stays dead... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

You mean...lift off?

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Astronaut Dan, the astronaut man Lost hi... ★2

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Whoa orange's shirt has lower pockets! I...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Me, trying to look up lyrics for some Ro... ★2

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Touche, I think

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

I mean, yeah it was pretty meta. ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Daggum A$$ Mauling Neanderthals ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Good times, indeed. To the old days whic...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Late to respond but yeah, baller that yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

I thought it was because you lost 12 sec... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

I know it's almost...too good to be true... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Hah! Touche.

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Go fund yourself

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

You call that a crucifix?? That thing is... ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

*the same dude ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

I did a DNS lookup on that link and it w...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

The worst part is she doesn't ask first

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Go punch a hedgehog

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

sound of circular saw starting up Um... ...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Well, Gabe finally killed lophu. I think...

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

$#!% ★1

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Kiss? ;)

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Yeah what's the mail-in address again? I...

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Hope you can play dead ch-CHOK ★2

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Thank you

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

WTF now it decides not to work

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Crap misspelled horny, f u autocorrext

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

I don't belong here, we gonna move on, d... ★1

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Still Horney, Ogle Everything ★1

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

W in the F could that have to do with an... ★2

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Very true

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Yes, but the ab-normal buyers may pay mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Dyed shoes. Buy it, baby!

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Very f!@#ing sorry?

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Fresh meat. Monster died! Was fun. ★2

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Fair

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

gasp that's where the name comes from

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

So that's why women tie their hair back ...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

There it is

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

And at the same time, I'm all out of f!@... ★3

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Not allowed to hunt commenter, with rare... ★2

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Wait so... ... You're a blue demon? ★3

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Or at least it smells like one

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Can I see that stick you're carrying for...

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Correct

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

...how?

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Yes please

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

"If you kiss me we'll both know ;)"

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Gayyyyyy...?

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Help! AAAAAAAAUGH BOOshhh BOOshhh BOOshh...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

No but with the right DNS entries it cou...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

... (line)

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

That reminds me: the bounty on Sonic the...

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-10

Uhhhh you may not realize what you've do...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Love is a battlefield ★1

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

fsssssssst Ugh...you don't need to bathe... ★1

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

looks up from soldering bench Working on... ★1

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

We got a speed-stripper on our hands. An... ★4

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Don't f!@# with man, time!

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Oh no! The12ism is spreading!!

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Hard pass on Google+, but I hear Disney ...

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Yes.

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Yes.

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Quiet! Underworld Incubus, Three o'clock... ★1

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Hah! Nice.

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

But if he quit he never came back to tel...

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

Fair

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

Ah so you have chosen beastiality ★2

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

Hay wait a minute

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

Last!

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Yep.

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Elora nooo you're one of the good ones. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

rebuttal

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Ah but there are subtle differences ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Record scratch

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Niiiiice thanks

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

CDs nutz ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

If by house you mean hang out in these b...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Did Alice Die (after she went through th...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

That was supposed to be the word "mastur... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

The second one, definitely. Or more accu...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

The12 alt confirmed ★4

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

I can, but chose not to.

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Fair. Where's my...dangit lophu did you ...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Blue: "But I thought you could only hunt... ★1

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

shoots red BOOshhh Ah, covid got 'em. Tr... ★1

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Get the jab so you can spread it without... ★1

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Done it. It sounds crazy but if you have...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

3 captains and no deck hands, no wonder ... ★2

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Eats popcorn, holds up sign that says '8...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

On a cruise. Pretty good experience, int...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

:-D

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Heh.

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

If only this boat didn't suck, I could b... ★1

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Get A Life (obviously) and Doink On Wedn... ★1

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

WTF those masts look like $#!%, learn to...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

Edible underwear? Huh. ...gonna get some...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

Twist: they lost the sample, that's appl... ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Hehe

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Heh.

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

If it didn't work the first two times, n... ★2

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Relax bro it actually was Gabe, I just p... ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

FFS throws phoenix down on Gabe ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

For those of you still confused: it was ... ★2

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Well you could just...y'know, not ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Righteous under-boob ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Drugs are bad mkay

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Johnson no

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

Good, cleanliness is important. ...right... ★5

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Oh boy, a new grounds link...tread caref...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

In the early days of C&H there were a lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

U_u why are you acting suspicious?

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Sorry got distracted, what were we talki...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Truth. Ever play Descent ? ★2

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Gabe, I appreciate it. Let's do this. ke...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Let's Over-Volt Everything ker-SHHZZZZZZ... ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Wishful thinking?

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

OH I bet ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

And to make things worse, modding voided... ★1

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Some People Enjoy Reading Manga ★2

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

The perfect amount to unload? Everything... ★1

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Tee hee they had sex

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Sigh kids these days. Back in my day the... ★2

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

R

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Distorting $#!%

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Boy, me neither. Good thing you don't ne...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Annnnnnnd ... ... Ok I'm used to it, wel... ★2

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Anne be advised ESMC showed up

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Me: FFFwip FFFwip ‍♂️: WTF I said they'r... ★1

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

It is at this age that moobs develop

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Big Oiled D!@% for Ya

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

To be clear she means drugs ★2

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Buh-lubber

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Yesssss ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

True Random: "There's Can Only Be One" h... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Jarjar.com (Curse you George Lucas) ★3

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

But like, to be clear: really form-fitti...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

runs up with censor bars Huff puff sorry... ★2

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Body armor

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

No one gives ventriloquists their proper...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-22

Kill all the monsters...and Waldo ★1

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

No worries, I saw him drinking from a sw...

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Seriously good advice

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Past tense huh? Glad you figured out how... ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Blue: "Ahhh! I love Foreskin! They're my... ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Agreed

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

"I'm a bit of a collector" What a coinci... ★3

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Well, and also "white" vs "dark"

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

I'd like to have some insights from The ... ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Thank you

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Rad

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Yeah I kinda wanna kill The12's clone wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Here's A Nice D!@# ★2

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-17

Flamethrower

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-17

Git lit boyeeeee

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Crazy horny ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

ch-CHOK Who said I was crazy?? O_o ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

ch-CHOK

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Some Ho Ate Fried Tuna ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

I saw her recently, though not in the pa...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

...I don't have a question, I just wante... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Can I pickaxe you a question ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Well now I do

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

BTW this is another one you can use to g... ★3

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Can't Help. Executing All T-Rexes. ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Because inconspicuously getting that bac...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

I assumed this was a college dorm room. ...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

11 11 11 11

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Probably in Horny Monthly ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Ok fair enough. But I'm also carrying a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Do you know how heavy 1000 rounds of 5.5...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Is that what the kids are calling bullet... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Unrelated news: gave up on intermittent ... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

I think it's me. My posts are usually to...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Boys, Rock Always In the Night

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

A quarter asked was a quarter taken

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Solid 6, but don't stop now!

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09

Noob

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

True Random: "Triumph" https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Or too late, depending on how you look a...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

It was hot

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Hmmm a gif of Rick Astley or htf it's sp...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

That is correct

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

She was dressed fairly provocatively?

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

"...it's the triceratops! RUN" ROOOOAR c...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

HOLY S#!% BLUER SONIC IS BACK

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

Oh Charles...you suck

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06

Good to see you, hope all is well. ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Looking forward to setting off low-grade... ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

... What??

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

But what about life liberty and the purs...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

True Random: "Cross Me, I Dare You" http... ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

Ew, You Exploded ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

Lots. Generally speaking, a good time

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Bro Dorothy did that one already. Don't ...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

It does. But not for much!

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

I'll cut off their f!@#ing d!@#$ with bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Haha nice a cutlery joke

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

F!@# The 12, what the f^%$ are you going...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

That's f!@#ed up bro. Want me to f!@#ing...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Chips are delicious! bodyslams doctor

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

F!@# this f!&^ing monster-@$$ mother f!@...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Fun f!@#$ with f!@#ing lophu8: heatwaves...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Man no joke

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Thanks Rear Admiral Obvious

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

I don't play f!@#ing video games anymore...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Gabe took them all! What a f!@#ing cheat...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

No it's not that's f!^#ing BULLS#!%

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Hey I've seen worse reasons to make an a...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

C below C

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Well they did but they haven't yet

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Bet Apples Rot, Eh? ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Guys sorry I haven't dealt with this yet...

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

And now they're going swimming!

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

Fun f!@#$ with lophu8: he's in heat! Tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

GAY love (Blue is a bald woman)

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

The following is a real argument had by ...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

It's like watching two spam bots argue w... ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Who's your roommate, Barbie lol ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

First day of intermittent fasting (getti...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Hershey's

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Writing one for a sitcom. Going well ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Sure know a lot about imposters >_>

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

True Random: "Timing" https://explosm.ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

TR: "Not Well-received" https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

What the- Gabe?! Get back here!

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

I made a scare-lophu with them, a hat, a...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Oo oo hand them to me I have an idea

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

U__u

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Truth

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Noce

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

I use glasses when I get hammered on whi...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

I think you're confused. I'm not allowed...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

M'Lady, OH Mount Me YESSSSS ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

So 18 now right? Asking for a friend.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

TF does birds have to do with this

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Wait wait wait Where did you get money?

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Lol "Swords"

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

The same way I handle all social encount... ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Shhh shhhhwait aren't you a furry? You s...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Wtf this was flagged. Fixing...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Silly robots, kids aren't for pirhannas

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Mounted pink more like

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Promises, promises

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Well now's the time she turned around. ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

She didn't eat him, just shoved him in h...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Oh no those were the last condoms in the...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

What is Angelica up to these days?

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Mom nom nom

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

I think technically it's incest?

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Hungry? Grab a Snickids™️

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Eh someone needed to say it

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Haha! Good point! But gain keep this Ste...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

I started cleaning my flamethrower in pu... ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Dude move your hand we can't see your fa...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

maybe?

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Better to laugh at masks.

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Fun f!@#$ with lophu8: he's still unvaxe...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

sets room on fire ...what? You want it t... ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Yeah...maybe one day soon. ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

rattling noises Hang on I'm looking for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

I believe you

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Actually John Mulaney killed him, despit...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Vaccine or not keep that bitch out of my... ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Or they're sad cause they don't have don... ★2

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Maybe he has contact lenses and starts s...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Bottom of the barrel I see

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

huff puff Sorry I'm late punches baby se... ★2

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Okay That was awkward

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

And then orange blew up the world

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Message received, spamming

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

True Random: "Seduction Fail" https://ex... ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

True Random: "Modern Genies" https://exp... ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Lol butts lol

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

I mean don't we all?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

*Ate ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Eh...I hate change. And some features th...

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

LITS are you the priestess?!

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Volunteering?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

activates chaos cannon Finally a real ba...

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Unfortunately that is true

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Right?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

That's gay, like this comment ★4

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Yeah it's not so much of an "army" anymo... ★2

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

I'm sorry won't happen again punches bab... ★2

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

What, taupe?

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Favorite of you'd watch a show called "P...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Panel 2 designed by Dave, drawn by Rob

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

...little worried this got 0 favorites ....

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Well that's good ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Why TF is everyone summoning monsters?! ... ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Don't you have some database tables to r... ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

She's Insatiable, Definitely Enjoys D!%#... ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Terrible without a scope click click cli... ★2

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Glad he's serving cows, so progressive

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

True Random: "Make Love Not War" https:/...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Fixed https://explosm.net/rcg/sqbyuxcfy

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Me: yes I do

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

He's my hero. I aspire to be able to do ... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Fixed. https://explosm.net/rcg/shkjpnqfs...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Hey, a spambot! Hang on let me get the n...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

I think he's 12

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Man, not me. I spend all my time hiding ...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

True Random: "Coming Out is Hard" https:... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

You're the only one that knows help us

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Or this ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Well according to my research, they all ... ★1

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

An imposter perhaps? Could be a changeli...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Is there anything they would be ecstatic...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Wait do you accept subway stamps??

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Ah, man, I don't have my library card on...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

...But Also, Not Gonna (Use this to win ...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-22

Bedsheet: $20 Fake beard/mustache combo:... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Oh they are there. watching

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Oof, did he cry right there or go into t...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Uhhh Elora/Gabe were still in there

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Yeah well I left them a minefield. Shoul...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

LOL WELCOME TO THE CLUB BITCH ★1

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Really? Glad you're alright then! ★1

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

(n+2)th reply

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Villagers Adore Xanax

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

nth reply

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Lol! I'm 98% sure that part never happen...

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

That was you?? You jerk I've been cleani... ★2

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Yep.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

It's okay he bought it on eBay

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Well, obviously.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

I believe you

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Pretty much

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Happy Father's Day, voluntary dads! The ... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

No that's a geomancer

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Eh, nah. I already had KFC (Kunark Fried...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

The gift that keeps giving

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

U_u throws a handful of peanuts into a c... ★2

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Shaped by it Molded from it ★2

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Ugh mimics are the worst

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

I always considered you to be more of an... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

That's not...ah nevermind.

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

4:45 AM here. Some monsters come out onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

throws a handful of peanuts at the real ...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Pies Over There Brb ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

No that's a mason

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-20

"What the-who f@#% are you?!" "Oh snap!"...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Oh yeah? ... You know what, I'll take yo...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Yeah like...wtf

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Fun F@#%$ with lophu8: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip... ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Hax! Again!

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Soooo you're saying I can farm you for f...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

[Player has disconnected] ★5

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Can't recall most OP. But I do recall ge...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Let's Ogle Our Teacher She foine ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Yeah

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Back when I played EverQuest (I'm old) t...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

I know everyone is expecting someone to ...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

You could ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-20

Cyanide & Happiness

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Gamer girl = hawt ★3

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

No. Now you fight hands Anne Frank a Sti... ★3

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Check out those gray-phix

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Correct

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

So are you like a rock?

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Oh yeah? Prove- gh - HAWK gt Dangit not ...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

DO NOT READ

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

That's hot, thanks Kris

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Welcome back!

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

I'm allowed to hunt spambots and busines... ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Tha-wait this is just your d!@%

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Oh good a pfp update. powers down ion ca...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Nice thanks for making the list. Your ba...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Are you a bot

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Well he even says he's cured, like a hot...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

That'd be ideal

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Right?!

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

bug that is

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

I never had that big but a lot did. Are ...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Not so fast, baldy. 7 billionish people ... ★4

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Guys those are hotdogs he's just really ...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Fun F#^%$ with lophu8: he may or may not...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

A type of interpretive dance ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Ah well that is only when monsters are e...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Fun Facts with Monster Hunter: I don't d...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Reminds me of that Monty Python joke. "I... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Yyyyyup. Sure they did stuff like that i... ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-14

Good call on the padded room. What about...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-14

Needs to mix in some happiness for taste...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-14

Scientists have determined how to turn a...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Yes well You turned out okay! ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Is that a SPAS-12?? Nice. ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Freezing to death while strapped to the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

:-D

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Hax! ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

It's called "paying attention", pilots. ...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

I don't know what to say. Good luck I gu... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Oh snap, son

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

green inhales ashes, eyes begin glowing ...

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Krikey! Or however it's spelled. ★1

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

You keep talkin' and I'll keep wonderin'... ★1

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

More at 11

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Me neither I only wear a speedo when I k... ★1

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

jaffa kreeeee ★1

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Word salad sure is delicious

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

More a Duke Nukem 3D type myself. Doom i...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Good hunting to you both. May your aim b...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

That's what that sounds was??

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

If you want it I think I saw a piece ove... ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Another coded message. Big Brother: how ...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Pfft you're not a real doctor what do yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Someday we'll find out this account is j... ★3

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

LITS hooked me up thanks though. Midnigh...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Sick, thanks

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Phone battery dying lost in yeti caves h...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Well he should be looking for that yeah....

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Kot-ch

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

This is so weird. I have had other bugs ...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

vooom

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Mine miner XD ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

If I could flag twice I would.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Insulating

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

I want one of those pickaxes. Anything t... ★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

You're a merc?? I thought you were an ea...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Borf ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Menstrual Inconveniences Never Enjoyed ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Eh...nah

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Mmmmmwe'll see

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

They call it a mine A mine ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

How do you pay for this $#!% ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Swing and a miss

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

The other guy ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

I was going to slip a flashbang in his p...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

throws cheeseburger at replies Try now ★4

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Little early for rcg but I got it on the... ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Do...do you want a hug? ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Micro Machines Vroom vroom!

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

LITS Is Octagonal Now ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Nice

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

I thought we agreed furries aren't actua...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

BOOsh BOOsh BOOshhhhhh Huh. Checks out.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Fun F@^#$ with lophu8: wakes up, checks ...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Line?

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Chicken Lord bought a bunch of chickens ...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Walked and put. He strikes me as the del... ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Word on the street says 'twas rigged. I'... ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Hmmm that looks like it hurts a lot ★3

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

This looks like a job for Big Brother!

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Heh ok

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

I swear of you use my griffin skull to s...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Correct ★3

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

If I blend in I'm doing my job.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Meelee meelee mowwww

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Instead of going brWwww it's more like a...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Yeah I don't think she is

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

pokes head in from underworld What?? Is ...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

More at 11 ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Apparently

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Lint Obviously Violates Every Dog

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Getting spanked

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Are you? Are you???

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Here. It's technically from a griffin bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Lol. ★4

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

I don't play games I just kill monsters ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Oh good Elora needs one thanks. tazes an... ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Yeah it hasn't finished burning yet.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Ah the "Irish Goodbye", personal favorit...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Bored...? Dunno.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Is that because it involves ghosts or be...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Buckshot seems to work well. Unless it i... ★3

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

If you're at a party and you need to lea...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Instructions unclear used Flappy Bird ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

No like, her forehead though. That's a h...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Lol nice

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Too bad!

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

You're not a spambot are you? glances at...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

True Random: "Literally Can't Resist" ht... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Dangit CAS I can't balance my breakfast ... ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Wtf you're supposed to be fire proof wha...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

This thread got longer than my barrel. I...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Brojar alt confirmed ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Long ago, in a time when spam bots still... ★4

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

That's what they keep telling me. Man I ...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

F&@# of* BWAH ;-)

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

starts to draw sidearm then stops Ah, he... ★3

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Those are snakies ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Can't Leave? Eat All the Nuts! ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Correct

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Is it working? ★4

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

I'm a human though

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Mechwarrior 2/Mercenaries: machine guns ... ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Sorry, I was testing something turns pro... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Seared Cat, Absolute Treat

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Runtime error: cannot convert type "geni...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

Think you're just a big poop.

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

I have the mental/emotional maturity of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Decent bandname ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

★2

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Oh yeah? Prove- gh-AWKghh ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Fudge Under 'Dere? GET 'EM ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Green: "Are you ?" Teal: "...no!" steals... ★8

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

That ho is always causing trouble.

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

and t-boned

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Nice

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

True Random: "Dude Disrespecting Women i... ★1

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Didn't Understand Message. Maybe Yell? ★2

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Re-released it as "retro" ★4

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

scratches head The instructions are $#!%... ★3

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Haha yesssss nice one Kris ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Is that tissue made with real tissue??

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

basted

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Argh hate these things! hits Voltorb wit... ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Tree of the day: Spruce ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Or I could discharge here Wrecks clinic'... ★9

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Oh yeah, for sure

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

That doesn't apply to shoe monsters made... ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Oh $#!% ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

>:-|

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

For a polymer-based material like latex ...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Grody

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

>:-|

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Fat Nips? Fun! ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Plus the AC and lighting! I need a cool,...

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

You Betty believe it! ★5

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

That's tough. Dark souls vs half life 2 ...

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Same. I swear if I see Waldo again I'm d... ★3

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Heh yeah same. We're dirty .

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Ah yes the atomic weight of Whateverium ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

You should see the other guy 's charge

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

What does it look like I'm doing?! >_< ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Ya well your crotch looks like applesauc... ★4

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Underworld

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Get Rekt, Ungrateful Grunt! ★4

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

It was a type of ichorous mixture used a...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

I finally found and shot Yoshi and I won... ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Deflowered? More like bee-flowered! ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Eh screw it DELETE FROM PEOPLE WHERE NAM...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Welds hammer around coconut ★3

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Yep! Yoshi's my latest kill.

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

Hiya! Glad to see you're doing ok.

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

Bam, diplomacy.

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

True Random: "Lamest Prize Fight" https:... ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Maybe you're not.

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

throws mushroom at Gabe ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

It's okay Hubert, come hang out with me ... ★2

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Lesbians are from Lesbos ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Crap thankz

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Sooooo...thaaaat's where he is. loads el... ★2

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

You ate all of the australium?? Uhhhh yo...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Defrags TNAR

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

She got in a fight with another ghost. I...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

TFP45 sorry if this was already answered...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Folks, Always Xerox Everything Required ★2

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

rakakakakakakow ★4

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Fun Fap of the day: me, two! ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Ugh, me too. Why can't a secure FTP serv...

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Actually...I think that's a midget, coul... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

"No really like, how could you do this? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

GOOGOO porn

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Motherf@%#er! ★10

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

And if that's killed it just keeps going... ★3

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

:-D

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Oh ya well my parents used to spank me w...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Did you say ... Oh. Nevermind.

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Some caveats to this, but in my experien... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

You know, the Doctor ★4

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

:-D

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Pretty good/bad. I would also accept one...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Silly Astral Duck ★2

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

shoots fish, then scoops remains up with... ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Ya . ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Whoops

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Hot.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

TR: "Get Back Out There" https://explosm...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

TR: "And It's About To Get Better" https...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

See this is why we dumped a bunch of tea...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

eats popcorn

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

You're a nice guy

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

Christian Bayle: "Ohhhhhh good for you" ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Yep, they suck

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

What a junker. Dude needed a new car bef... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

You know, jugs 'o milk. Heh. Jugs.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Does it smell like updog in here? ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Ye...yeah, good point. (Because of the n...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

They say that the first hour of the day ... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Happy Pope day! ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

And it will get you hammered!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Siiiiii, mucho.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

u_u

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

D'aw, I...guess...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

F^%# Off!! No Drugs, Everyone Relax! ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Hmmmm well...we know he loved goats

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Heh yeah. If I wasn't so lazy I'd find t...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Fun f@%#$ with lophu8: he likes to get d... ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

looks up from newspaper Ah. Right then, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Drunk Mexican called me on St. Patrick's... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

sheds a single tear ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Thx.

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Purr sonal reasons ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Ok that is hot ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Fun f@%#$ with lophu8: uhh...something a... ★5

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Would that be...like...yogurt made from ... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Hmmmm I heard things are more authoritar... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Dangit! A Dumb D-bag is Yelling gets the...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

VROOOOooommmm ★4

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Coincidence? ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Pole Position ★4

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Fun fact with me: I haven't been called ... ★3

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Hot. ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Big Brother already has all the data

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Heh nice ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Tried this today, can confirm. ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Yuuuuup

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Whoops, dropped a loaded MAC-11 next to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

lol wut

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Same

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Canned Arugula? Maybe Eat Out o_o ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

kaw

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Frag out

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Uhhhhh she's not dead dude, who'd you ki... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Welcome back dude! ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Mario has pipes. Bruce Willis has air du...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Fun F@%#$ with lophu8: it is possible fo... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

(Seriously be careful cocking it, might ... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Because it's a good design. Wanna see a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Priegnairt

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Daaaaaang why so mean

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

$#!% I paid for those ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

(Dude I'm trying to be dramatic geez)

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Thanks! I'm not worried, I'm just trying... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

IRCAHWIP, I owe you an apology. I said I...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

You have to imagine her with a giant squ... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

adds comic url to Wikipedia ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Yep.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Shooooot too much propane closes valve s... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Hahhhh nice ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Can confirm. Electrified dog launcher co... ★5

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

You're...you're not?? Dang...but I never... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

:-D

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

I think that's shaving cream ★5

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Le oui! ★5

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Sex-o dynamic ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Energy

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

People, Old Kids Exist ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Panel 7: she punches him anyway ★5

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Do this, and no one will ever want to ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Meh first one was better.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Wait, wait, wait...are you sure you're n... ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Fun F@%#$ with lophu8: sometimes he's to...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

PG goes platinum. How's the band btw? ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Come On Now, That's Really Annoying. Can... ★6

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

That's an incredibly awful thing to do t... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

The dogs are electrified ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

GymnASSium? But that's a stretch.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I refuse to use my imagination for that....

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I know, just... sigh he likes bananas ★2

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Seriously. Bald eagles can get big enoug... ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Babes Everywhere is Really Dope ★2

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

I thought that was Mattel or whatever ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

And ectoplasm ★3

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Heh fat bird

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Hey welcome back, chill all you like. Ho...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

True Random: "Not Everyone Wants to be a... ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

True Random: "That's Illegal Bro" https:... ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Because I was already beautiful! ★3

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

My work isn't valuable enough :/ or at l... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

wtf

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Hooked on Faunics ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

I know I shouldn't... (P)izza

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Xp was...OK. Certainly better than ME.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Lol! I like it

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Well bookmark what you wanna keep and th...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Bitch, I'm Really Tired of Having to Det... ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

You need a reboot

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

"Anyway," hits Grey with a toaster ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Hands PG a particle projection cannon (P... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Can confirm. In fact that reminds me, th...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

You mean a kirbc? ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Vista then

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Actually wait...if you look at panels 2 ... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Silly robot! CAPTCHA is for kids! instal... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Exactly!

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Hey a fellow sniper! Want some D.O.P.E.?... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

I'm not bothered by getting automated me...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Understated Platypus ★4

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Ahhhhhh get it?? ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

flexes clavicle ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

...yes?

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Yurrrrp ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Yeah that's...not what I meant

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Touche!

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Getting Forerunner in Halo Reach took se...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Hey don't give up on your dreams ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Very probably

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Eats brownie Uh oh...I think it was a sp... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

Just Suck Weeeeeeen ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-05

What a jerk. (The guy in the wheelchair)... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Well if we're being honest I prefer plut... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Foreheads ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Hey, at least I stay in the bushes most ... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Solid Platinum? Let's Acquire That. ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

That escalated quickly

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Goad for you

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

It would appear so ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Yeah it'd be great if I was the only one... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Fun f@^#$ with lophu8: he commonly likes... ★5

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

It's really more of a circular motion

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Two please ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

I like it!

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Okay no more pot for you today doc. ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

I bet that's it

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

That is some serious assotry. Some peopl...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Correct

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I keyed her car. That is, I fired a key ... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I try to avoid giving my cell out. If th... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Please don't. It's one of my favorite sy... ★4

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

My best bud's ex is named Amber. So anyt... ★7

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Surprise twist ending: genies can't crea... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Truth

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Well, I Slid Home ⚾️ ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Heavy slow bullets or light fast bullets... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Remember kids, the genie is allowed to i... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Well...you usually see them based on tra... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Aw yeeeeeuh, dat c1!% is lit ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Good hunting. (Sorry lophu) ★4

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Uh oh! He sprung a lea... ★5

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Better than a 40 yo ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Bro.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Zhem

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

But...I like my planet :/ ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Quick! Whip Out P3n1s! ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

I hear ya. But peer pressure is very rea... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Holy shnikeys a talking plant! ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

U_u what bones? ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

I assumed ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Fun F!@#$ with lophu8: he likes to facep... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

"Man Who Invented Noose Quits Smoking, F... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

$#!% the safety was on! ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Really? Mine's just getting warmed up. p...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

gasp FlibFlab! We thought you were dead ... ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Lol!

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

plays slightly detuned D on guitar ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Fair enough. I'll try to keep it down to... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Man that's tough. Tacos are tasty but bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Baby, Fondle Jelly Donuts ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Girl lookit that body ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Why would you saw a horse?? Oh you're go...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Here you go, I call it "Boner Suppressio... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I just said he can move by thinking, he ... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

? I know, now he's in the Astral Sea. He... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

shoots bag of holding Have fun in the As... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Yeah let's...I want that, I'm in ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Ruh? I have 8:55 AM you're both wrong

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I think you meant to say "snort" day :D ★4

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Alternate dialog: "Wanna see me do drugs... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Fair ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I tried posting an encouraging message b... ★5

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Well I care! Cthulu shows up and it's al... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

More of a Pepsi guy ★7

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Where's "here" ??

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Teeeee heeeeee

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Where am I?? Who am I?? ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

It probably evens out ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

OH I bet

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

"hoe-mento"? You know you'd watch it onc... ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Get dowwwwn, get dowwwwwwwn ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Heh lubricated ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Ah, youth. Here you go. Step 1: Call H&R... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Michael Scott: "The only thing I'm worri...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

That's All Xeroxed! Evidence Shmevidence... ★4

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Panel 2 alternate: "Your father doesn't ... ★5

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Most immature?? Are you asking for a cha...

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Ugh..."we're dating now". Don't be that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-27

Jesus?? Yeah it was a whole thing.

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

IRS employee confirmed ★4

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Where, I don't see... Diagonally?

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

I feel you. I burned myself with a saw b... ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Sure, Eat Xenopus frogs

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

What a stud I guess?

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Thr-man for someone who doesn't like sex... ★4

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Twiced

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Onced

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Man, what a dick

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Really? Nice. I'm listening to Rock Lobs... ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

They brought him in to teach us the "bus... ★4

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Wail, Oh Mighty Bitch! ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Hmmm maybe she can't. Maybe it's not her... ★5

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Hi, I'm Monster Hunter! If you're a mons... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Wait, don't open mine- BOOM ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

I think he meant, again

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Respect ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

It's Karma: England Attacks ★3

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

$#!% I was putting together something fr... ★5

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Blast off! ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Woof

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

I actually just had to reassemble someth... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Instructions unclear, favorited comment ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

I prefer blood-seeking saw blades. Fire ... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Splitting headache

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

In case this wasn't answered already...w...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Nice find

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Instructions unclear, hugged lama. ★5

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

...and thanks for the honesty.

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Ah well that's an aberration not a monst...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Put it all in waffles ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

You've given my brain food, nom nom. I t... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

You got it

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

AHHHHH

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Lol wut

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Yeah it does when I put it like that. I ...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Doctor: "Oh yeah?! Well...your eyes look... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Just finished writing a dnd campaign wit...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Same. Unfortunately I need new cells lik... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Like...Evony

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Yeah what can I do for you ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Tried. True. Tetanus.™️ ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Fun f@#%$ with lophu8: the maximum year ... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

You can eat, but you can't not eat (Exce... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Do you want some bushes to hide in? I ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Thanks Rear Admiral Obvious!

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

I've donated plasma before ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Love the new pfp

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Die.

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Truth

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Dumb@$$ doctors week? ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Nice

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Nice

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Yeah I heard. Most unfortunate.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Wait do you get more than one? Mine was ... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Oh shhhhh turns EMP emitter off Thanks f...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

The fish are also drunk ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

It's unnatural to approve of guys yes. M... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Heh. Yeah that's good. ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

... Yeah that's it ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Urk...hope not. Though, it'd probably ta... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

O.M.G. I love your hair. ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Speak for yourself. I'm more of a whisky...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Omg I legit didn't notice. Nice:)

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Otters There? Then Fine, Flame rounds. f... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Skyrim was amazing. Haven't tried BL3 ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I don't have access to my main box atm. ...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Man...thems was good times, HL2. There's... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Too awful to look away huh? ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

He does look happy and mirthful... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Ruh? Free from where?

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I thought this was a Kung fu scene at fi... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

It's true, I've been playing catch up la...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Also: that last panel is perfect for a p... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Activates EMP emitter

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

True Random: "Are We Gay? Oh, No We're N... ★3

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

True Random: "Hard to Buy For" https://e... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Plot twist: he's only imagining what bei... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Ambrosia. Definitely.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Right! You're a Hooker, Mama! ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-21

I only get to be a knee :/ still fun tho... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Welp, he dead

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Actual ending: "100 bucks? That's chump ... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

At least, too dark to see on television ... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

One dude ticked me off in Skyrim so I pi... ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Venus, Uranus, Ready? Pluto! ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Lol butz ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Indeed. ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

Malpractice ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

have a star ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-18

Yes.

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-18

Hah! Nice.

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Panel 5: one woman pepper sprays him and... ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Seriously! ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Plot twist: she was a rakshasa, she drug...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I was eats popcorn ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

34/50 shades of grey or gray or whatever... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Hoe down? ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Ugh, tighty-whiteys ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I mean it's better than fiction where he... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

True Random:"It's Called 'Self Sabotage'... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

True Random: "You're A Huge Weirdo, Basi... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

True Random:"Off to a Good Start" https:... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

My hitlist is mostly Pokémon and I can't...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

"The body of an old man was found stabbe... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Right there with you. Yeah I think it wa... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

I could tell you, but I'm 90% sure you'd... ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Git lit, mutha-ow, I got too close ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Uhhhh okay?

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Loads confetti cannon

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Broad spectrum antibiotics. There I did ... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Hey! Stop trying to violate causality li... ★3

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

I already have an entire hedge maze's wo... ★6

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Niiiiiice ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Thanks, seriously. Will keep an eye out ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Me, depends on which version you have. I... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Ooooo one of those sticks huh?! What kin...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Yeah...real sorry about that, planet I b... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Loads Dinner Blaster ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Blasts meteor to pieces with chaos canno... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

"Ma'am this is a Wendy's, please put you...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

The end is beer ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

"So this is your two week's notice?" "Tw... ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Oh I thought you were the Eggman, my bad... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Ahhhhhhh...Lemur Endorphins injects

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Yup, bartender did good if you want juic... ★4

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Class: Soul-Sucker Leech Threat: Moderat... ★8

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Truth

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

It's not ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Last one today, I swear: True Random: "M... ★3

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

True Random: "Have You Heard of 'Self Co... ★3

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

True Random: "Cheaters Get D1c#$l@pped" ... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Hey guys, what's AAAAAAAAA

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Dang right, it's frothier than yours. ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

She has pictures of lightning framed in ...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Cuz he so mayad ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

hax!

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Zooooooom! It's Awesome

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Well turn it around geez

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

The liquefied bodies of the citizens of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Lulz nap time

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

If you zoom in reeeeeeally far on the te... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Oh sure it's fine when they do it

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

It was. Got em tho, high five ✋ Seems th...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Mad respect ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Birdemic was a better love story than Tw...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Proud: Over 1000 pistol kills in Halo: R... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

QuarterBack! Nice A$$ ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Proud/ashamed: got 100% on Sonic Adventu... ★5

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Maybe someone typed 2012 instead of 2021...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Thank you

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

u_u stabs lophu8 in the leg with charred... ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Hmmm I appreciate the ingenuity but trus... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Hah nice

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

She has a gas can and a match?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

She foine ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Depends, dieting?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

'Kay ✅ ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Not my bushes I hope, I pay for those.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Don't what?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Yeah me too ... I don't date -_- ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Important question: where are you meetin...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Bwaaaahahahahaha!! Okay that got me for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Yeah that sounds like your kind of stare... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Nice. Last time I got put in prison I ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

True Random: "Fight Hate with Love!" htt...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Just has to be weirder. Like, I dunno...... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Why? I'll tell you why. It's symbolic . ... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

ting. ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Huh. I thought it said marines, I was li... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Laughter is the biggest, fattest medice ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Lurking In The Shadows ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

If you're a boy or a girl ★4

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

OMG aardvarks! ‍♂️ ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Eh...nah

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Thank you

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

What is this a job interview? ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

What might happen. https://explosm.net/r... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Instructions unclear, bodyslammed dictio... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Aardvarks Might Ruin Tuesday ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

True Random: " Way too happy that I fart... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

pun density ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Random thought: anytime someone who does... ★6

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

lol wut

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Fingers crossed ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

My best bud is a councilor. It ain't eas... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Hey! Those aren't free you know! ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

Sacre bleu! ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

You two... throws Gabe a rope ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

Even therapists need therapy. ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

You should

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Kill something that deserved it ★4

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Hehhhh...OK that's good ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Just Eat Stuff! Use Spoons!! ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

The opposite of Wester ★7

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Important to branch out ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Can confifm ★3

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Eh, I'd count it. ★2

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Indeed.

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

And since you said first I'm allowed to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Daw da eggs wook so pwetty

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Hey what have I told you guys about keep...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Yes. ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Maybe someone came in with a saw and cut... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Where

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

ch- CHOK BYOOOmmmm 'salright, I got em ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Because pie is the best. Ain't no lie. .... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Purple Iguana Extract ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Scream* pie

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Sequels are never* as good as the origin...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Fine, I guess if you won't mop I'll have... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Truth

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Wait am I your step brother or are you m... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Fun f@!#$ with lophu8: [censored] the ea... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Lol gross Bulldozes restaurant ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Shaping gold into bars provide a good wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I thought the same at first. If I was wi...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Def.

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Hmmm are biased facts still facts?

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

It was self defense I swear ★4

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Vat?

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Giggity

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Because gayyyyy ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Guess that depends on the dad

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Fun f&@#$ with lophu8: he likes to smoke... ★6

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Daddy Really Under-appreciates Gay Spand... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Lasers Aimed, Incinerated D1ck$ ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Man, that takes me back. Is D.A.R.E. sti...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-04-02

Don't hate me for asking but are you awa...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Teal shirt in panel 4: "He died before I... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

I think that's called "cheating"

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Dibbuh-de-twice

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Definitely

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Starred only because it took me so effin...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Ok hot ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Nice Engram! We Sell? I once fell and ba...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

That's not what your username would have... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

+P version: https://explosm.net/rcg/sqbe... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

True Random: "Unrequited" https://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Multiplicative!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Multiplicative!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Multiplicative!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Congrats! I'm number n when n is a posit... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

If that's the birthday party mine...uh o... ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Another case of "you know you'd watch it...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Yeah that's how it works

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Because I have a railgun vmmmmmm z DSHHH... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Ruh?? Oh, no I meant the Elora thing, I'... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

gently sets down claymore mine Stand in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Obvious question...why??

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Oof, what a paper tank ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Just to be clear: it's a regular bar but... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

I generally avoid them too. But I liked ...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Tempting but I'm not allowed to hunt mem...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Oh no! What can we do to make it better?...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

It happens to be an extremely valuable g... ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-31

Cookie a$$ disease ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

click, click, boom ★5

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Origin story?

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Das why you so fayat ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Ahhh das a gut un. ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

"ale is the best type of beer there is" ...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Thanks for responses everyone! I didn't ...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

LITS if I change my name to Lurking In T... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Whisky and coke. Or now just whisky, aft... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Who*

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Choose: TD or TB

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Well that was his first mistake

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I had an issue like that with the arrow ... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Uhhhh think that was probably classified... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Trinary? ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Hmmm think I'd rather kill someone else'... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Or, express it as an algebraic function ... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

And ones! ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Oh yes. Just rare though.

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Dude wrong alt, switch ★3

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

"So what do you do for a living?"

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Bonus acronym: Math Always F@$%s Somethi...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

I'm your zero, I'm a face in your dreams...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Read Every Dosier ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

You're a poot nose gets beat up by Peter...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Wait wait wait wait. ✋ You and CAS are m...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Man that's a tough one. I feel like most... ★5

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

You mean the crying or the agreement for...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

KFC (Kunark Fried Cockatrice) And before...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Let's Intimidate Hitler Today

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

There's a bug in the hair rendering pipe...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

If detached, hollowed out and cured, pos...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

in Achmed's voice That was dark, was it ... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Doesn't the + cover everything else? ★4

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Ok so I tried like a bunch of different ...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

OH I bet

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Incendiary grenade Better? ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

You are. But at least you're not boring....

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

:-/ sorry to hear Gabe. Hope it's negati... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Dude it was a mistake I thought you were... ★4

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Lophu see what you've done ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Yeah I like 'em a lot. All I can do is l...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Taze Me, Sexy ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Right? Grayfiks are off the chain ⛓

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

glad you like my arsenal ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

...you build up a pretty wacky resume? ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Who's Fat Rick? Is he a guest artist?

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

Fun f#@%$ with lophu8: scientists have d... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-27

Huh. Our darkest family secret is ... Oh... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

To be clear I wasn't using it, I just sa... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

N...noooooo? ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Ghhhhkt...what is the missing percent???...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

5.56 ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

When you're good, you're good. And fudge... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Can confirm. I don't have a weaponized y... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

For sho

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Rob trying to usurp Dave's place as face...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Good hi. How doing today? Waffles and ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Butt why

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

The goldfish? Yeah. ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

True Random(last one today I swear): "Ag... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

True Random: "I Never Thought About It L...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Brojar is uh...well...he's Brojar. I'm n... ★7

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

True Random: "You're No Help" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

True Random: "Abuse is funny" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Haaaaaaans ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Don't forget Chun Ri ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

You know you want to. It's only loosely ... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Something like that

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

The 12 said something about Sonic steali... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

It plays a poorly-coded port of Street F... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Yep. ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

That is correct ★4

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Actually that was a lease. ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Praying to get laid?? That's pretty lame... ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Ummmmm think you may be reaching just a ...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

More like Boise canceling. Take that Ida... ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

I can't lie...that sounds hot ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

blood red

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Double Fried Pen15

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

True Random: "I love peper spray and wha... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Oh, good!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break! ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Limit break!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Sure

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Heh meant their ratings but I see what y... ★3

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

True. Also, love your hair!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Thrizzity thrice ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Twizzity twice ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

PBS Tanks ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Well he spent some of his time in the pa... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

No witnesses, no fines ★4

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Ruh roh

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Sorry to hear that. Hope things improve ...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

And he was Miles away before you realize... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Whew glad you used https so it was secur... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Fir real ★4

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Absolutely

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

LITS: "If it can remove bark from trees ... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

True Random: "ED: Origins" (Dramatic ree... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Think you'll want a fire hose ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Good advice imho

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Plant -tonic ★5

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Everyone gay??

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Yes trillions US government ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Light It, Bitchez (Yes with a Z yes ever... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Lol!

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

It's a type of thermite developed by pol... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

They have a canoe that travels through t... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Oh there's my hit list ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Hmmm starting to think you might not be ... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Oh crap I thought it was a regular pizza... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Aw yeeeeee-uh, get geometric y'all

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Is anyone else bothered by the way Spong...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

No way I'm clicking after the previous c...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Plot twist: he found all these things un...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Nice 8-gauge, need some shells?

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Lol! Oh you got me

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Hah! Nice burn.

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Ah, another one of culture

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-19

Nice

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

How do you type with boxing gloves on yo...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Friggin' kaiju. starts tank ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Getting smashed and throwing bombs appar... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

admin ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

11 11 11 11

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

password ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Buy*-curious ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-17

Same thing happened to him I see

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

You're welcome here, I'm just curious!

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

What are his powers?

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

TFRU

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Ambitious

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Yeah I was there, you didn't seem to be ...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Two panel trend is worrying...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

No bodies, disintegrated ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

That's why scopes were invented click cl... ★5

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Railguns Are Pure Excellence ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

"bodies"?

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Mimic!! BOOM BOOM BOOM

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Haha gross ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Kite Races In Snow (are awesome) ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Just a friendly neighborhood Spiderman. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Hole-some* ★3

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Noice

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

No way, unless someone swiped it

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Bah who let Gabe have a gun

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Good tip!

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Quatro Cinco Cinco seis

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Heh what if they're in each other's hous... ★4

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Pineapple

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

D'aw

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Yessss on Gilbert Gottfried, though I wa...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

o_o OK that's creepy. I legit thought Sa...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Real life: stranger than fiction ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

It'll be hot

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Just to be safe I punch every roll of to... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Wait who did you pay to divorce a ghost?... ★4

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Surprisingly good. Waldo showed up again... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

F yes

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Hmmm not bad, not bad. Who would you cas...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Sorry part of my message was censored by...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Heh well. That's weird. Possibly because...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Fun f@%#$ with lophu8: he likes to pork ... ★3

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Red Ostrich Bonanza

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

The only bang you're getting tonight ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Leave Britney alone ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Sigh...someone needs to be taught a less... ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

True Random: Blue shirt: "Soooo...yes?" ... ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Happy spring forward day! ba- VUHMMM (Sp...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

And I can't get enough Sugar Crisp ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Good luck on finding a real license to b...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

There's also rocket bullets but they wer... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Reply.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Wait wrong answers. And also NSFW. Hmmm....

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dag not again ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Oh he'll take it ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Yeah seems like it. Well good luck buddy... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Don't Ask, Vitriol Engaged ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

What is love? ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

A sexy beast ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Oh for- I'm incinerating next time. 'Til... ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

A power ranger

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

True Random: "Politics Today" https://ex...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

Basically the UN made a dumb rule and Ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

Finally. OK here. hands PN four griffin ...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

a thousand voices All is Dorothy and Dor... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I have like 10 grand in griffin beaks, w... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

DB Cooper ★3

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Know your enemy ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

TR: "Probably too late" https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

TR: "Probably too soon" https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Yeah. I'd be down for Bushmaster though ...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Thanks, yo! Good to see you showing up m... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

erection* ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

What if shooting Waldo was my actual des... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Thanks but I'd rather not get a badge th... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

No wai-dangit

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Running Vista again I see ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

I spend all my money on ordinance, coke,... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Are you referring to yourself or actuall... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Can confirm. Also I wanted him to be wat... ★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Actually I'm good with it ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Fanbases Are Tight ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

A measurement of bacon ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Ummmm awkward. He's an animal not a mons... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Thanks, cheers! ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Um. YASSSSS KRIS THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY ... ★8

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Oh I thought she said MUTE HAT ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

There's a C&H comic about exactly this. ...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I assure you he is, and harder to kill t...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

See?! They're f$#@ing awful!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Bro not cool ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Ohhh so you finished him off. I think I ... ★5

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Bowling At...wait is that f%$#ing Waldo?... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Ghhhkt ch-CHOK

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Dude noooo. Is it because there weren't ...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Thank you

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

B1%&#es Ask, but Don't Get Everything

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Yeah congrats. What do you miss most abo...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Called it ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Whoa whoa whoa for real? You can't just ...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

I mean...we won't know unless they try c...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

I like this because it's accurate and gi... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Whoops...well we should've coordinated

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Good job with your diplomacy ★9

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Can I Git Gud, Y'all ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Well, I've never* murdered a human but i... ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

syrup injection attack ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

I think you already have ★2

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

I think we established Matt was murdered...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

See? It's inbreeding not incest, everyon... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Omg shots fired bang bang

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Incest Corrupts Utah Police (Story at 11... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Unlike Betty White

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

0% chance I'm clicking a link from Dorot...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

11 11 11

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

The tables have turned o_o

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

I liked it a lot. Props to Daniel Craig ... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Fun f#@%$ with lophu8: he likes to suppr... ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Meh, pass

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-07

Best hazmat suit I've ever owned.

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

If anything comes up I'll let you know [...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Crap, yeah I've got nothing

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Psh we could give advise about kids. For...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I mean everything you said happened. ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

A little bigger than a mastiff. More agg... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I can’t lie...I will use you as a meat s... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Hmmm willing to trade for some twitcoin?... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

rebread* ★3

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

And do you have an example of these movi... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Dire Otter Righteously Kills ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Working on that proton pack, I'm out of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Also...geez orange's pain tolerance must...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-06

Oh yeah that pet cemetery thing. Hate wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

You are a dork. I can say that because..... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

BOOsh BOOsh BOOsh Wait why was she a zom... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Risky link!

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Leave my bush alone! And I wish it was t... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Fine, Eagles Right There

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Oh sure that's what you want us to think... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Oh, fudge

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

TR:"...but it appears that you disagree"... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

TR: "Don't Be Scared, Baby" https://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

No stars = no sun

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I can and have had fun without booze, bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

After I peppered him with buckshot yes L... ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Ohhhhh that was my kill cam. I'd say it ... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

adjusts scope

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Dangit...have a star >_>

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Depends, is it like sucking your blood o... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Careful, I'm licensed to hunt spambots a... ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Thrice

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Twice

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Like "WTF HOW IS HE SO BLUE" ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Whoops wrong disk. Crap, I wonder what B... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

(Sing to A-team theme) Bitch, ba ba bitc... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Bro. Timing.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

TR: "You got no skill" https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Can confirm ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Nah they're connected, they're like five...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Why are you in my bush ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Fried Undead Nachos ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Well...way to be optimistic...I guess ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Well, we're all mad here ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Thanks, Admiral! The most innocuous way ... ★5

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

What else would it be?

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02

Fine, I'll bury the hatchet. Could you t...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

"Bro, just chill :-D" ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

...and he said?? ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Charlie Brown: "Weird. Sooooo...is the s... ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Hot.

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Head looks more like a grapefruit lol Ah... ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Congratulations. Don't get too carried a...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Wait who's "the kid"?

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

doot doot doot doot doo ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

ANUS YOU WILL BE BANNED

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

>:-) ★2

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

I also use a VPN so how do you know ther...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

shouts over chainsaw What?? Oh. It's fin... ★4

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Well, Just Add Horseradish Bleh that's t...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

I don't get it. Cool story though.

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Welcome back! Take this. hands Gabe an O... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Pope's Really Our Friend ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

P. S. Sometimes it doesn't work and I ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Noooooooo wait I use DuckDuckGo, so ★2

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

These days I stick to hard liquor. If so...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

This morning at 4, I woke up. Since I wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

(In Palpatine's voice) "Knew it"

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Lttp is good, no clue what mount and bla...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Because snake oil doesn't come from snak... ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

TR: "Disposal of the Obsolete" https://e... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Holy f%$# I thought you were dead! So go... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

There's Rabbids At Nebula's Sacristy! Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Noice ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Well the going theory is that we only us...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

I'm not gonna frag Melinda Gates u_u Whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Love the new pfp. Man lophu8 is being a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Well Stalin is just sitting at the start... ★3

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

There it is

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Look random thought: Melinda Gates. That...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

There's some overlapping between the two...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Hey welcome back! Hope all is well.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Sorry I was high when I posted that ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

F$#@ing Old? Let's Dance! ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Correct

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Per usual ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Drugs are bad mkay ★3

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Idiot ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Huh I never noticed that. Yeah one he's ...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Lol "let's a go-to the bar!" ★2

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

There you are ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Dude good to see ya, stay awhile.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Yeah, Toad was probably the closest but ... ★6

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

He's a chicken I tell you, he's a giant ... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Dawwwww

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

I wish I could've met you... ...but now ... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

TR: "No One is Right 100% of the Time" h... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

TR: "Never Meet Your Heroes" https://exp... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Almost positive I don't need to worry ab... ★4

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

That's what I heard ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Some of them want to suck your blood ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Uhhhh this is awkward. I dreamed that I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Instructions unclear, started dreaming

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

A year ago I'd be like "lol". But becaus... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Hahhhhhhhh...ok that got me

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

TR: "Doubling Down" https://explosm.net/... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Lol I don't think they should get- wait ... ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

I'm not a supply depo! >_< But sure what... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

They've had it too good for too long. ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Weirder answer, but splormf ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

She is. Man I'm jealous. ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Lol!

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Fine it's your potato cannon now ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Lobsters Ate The English (That's how the... ★5

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Rates? Asking for a friend.

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

So you can get custom 8 balls, and it's ...

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Omg so many pancakes

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

If you can't hunt 'em, punt 'em!

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

she will rise again ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Welp, good talk. Anyway, see ya! ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Or Seymour Buttz? ★2

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

I think he's far too busy. ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Matt alt confirmed ★3

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Oh I thought that was just what the writ... ★2

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

1st try TR: "The Need for Weed" https://... ★2

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

Look! A Cool Kilo!

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Hump day. Also welcome back, hope all is...

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Grody haha

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

$#!% I Forgot! Old Access code!! tear ga... ★3

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

But does Bruno Mars is gay?

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

You mean "Good, dad moved. Far away"

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

F this I'm getting the UV laser cannon ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Pears Are In Nature ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

That's how he got the prescription. Or h...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Uhhhhhhhhh

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Even then. True story: I once broke my t...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Pretty sure Bill's dead. 'cause LITS and... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Brooo...toooootally

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Nice TR

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

That is correct.

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

I just realized Chicken Lord is just a c... ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Your English is incredible ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Same

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

In other news, business is good ★4

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Baller. Eye -baller, that is. ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Every Adult Fears the Young

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

All The Salads Are Invalid ★2

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

crinkly noises ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Did you get the CD's I sent you?

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

TR:"Oh $#!% It Worked" https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Hopyapasssssonit

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

'cuz a da fayat

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Don't worry, it'll come to you ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

All is Dorothy and Dorothy is all ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

And by dissecting I mean like...not with...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Hmmmm I wonder how many we have regularl... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

I can't pronounce that much less deal wi...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

I'm sorry I can't draw geez

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Well how would she? She's sooooooooo fat...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

That's effed up bro. goes back to dissec... ★5

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Nice mod

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Hax!

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Almond-Laden Aardvark Oppress Plebians ★4

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Hah hah....fayyyyyyat ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

We don't need no watuh

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

It'd be a pleasure. loads stake thrower ... ★5

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Bro it's a long story ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Fudge trap sprung! nom nom nom ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

What the fudge are you on about

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Dude you don't have to have a thing, jus... ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Pie Addiction Treatment (Help) ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Seizure...or coded message?!?! You be th... ★4

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

He is, that's why he left a script runni... ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Crap. If it was an underaged pizza I cou...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

How did you get out of the box ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

u_u mmmm-hmmmmm

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Oh duck you

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

Like the new pfp

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

They already have it bro. ★2

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

To get to the other side lololololol ★9

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

chambers mine thrower

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Loads mine thrower

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Huge Ugly Gangsters

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

D'aw.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Ok boomee

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

What does bread have to do with it

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Ah ok coo

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

sweeps mop store ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-08

★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

It's "Eeeeee" because his parents are do... ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Popimag, huh? More like, Pop in a mag. B... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Butt people are people too! ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

paper rustling noises Crap crap can you ...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Daaaaaaang

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Oh! I just assumed he dodged into the ol...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Where

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Radishes United Hungary

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Eugene

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Correct.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Thanks, bro. I honestly never thought ab...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Buck buggock, sir. Buck buggock. ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

You are a banana

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

DAAAAAAAANG, CELERY ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

She ode and defoe'md

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooallllllllllll... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

:-

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Wtf stop borrowing my cannons without as... ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

In fact...wasn't there some of us that h... ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Avoid me if you're a monster. Otherwise,...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Ruh? "Elements" aren't made of anything.... ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Once again the police, as well as those ...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

F&^% Regularly, Always Great ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Ha, ha.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-06

Bro, sorry I missed your visit. Hope you...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Guys don't click that link.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Mistress... of disguise ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Panel 1 face: disturbing ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Wow there's a lot of rcg! Anyway, TR: "O... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-05

Well that depends...maybe I need somethi...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-05

Dangit, missed again. You know I work on...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Go set a mousetrap off in your eye.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Sigh... reloads ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Jason. Jason was my first bro, and my fi... ★5

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Glad to see you! Well hey, do what you n... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Sure, yeah!

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Very good, doctor. They are red. Do you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Ugh they're the worst. Even the other va...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Affirmative.

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Omg I'm offended and such ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

LY

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

U_u can you cite that source?

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Wtf! Wtf! minigun noises intensify ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Pretty much. Well the thing is Twits (pe... ★4

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Lost Iguana Goo

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-02

Go...uh...whatever, just go .

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-02

I knocked myself unconcious with delicio...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

G

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Almost positive it doesn't work that way... ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Yeah if you could cull the herd that'd b... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-02

Necrophiliac?

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

It's a living ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Today I smashed oreos against my forehea... ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

No it flew in then out, then flew into t...

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Why aren't you ? ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Well add salt then! ★3

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Targeted. Reason: looks like Waldo ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

He's blue, da ba dee, da ba die ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Kit Boga Ganked Hackers

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Aw... turns chainsaw off ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

I'm not allowed to use nukes anymore :(

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Ooooo can't wait.

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

"Last ditch" https://explosm.net/rcg/zau... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Haburn

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Dang that's a good idea

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-02-01

Yeah, I thought you might. Freakin' bots... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Wendigo only eat humans, not soulless ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Triple tap

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Double tap ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Swearing is easy but you get demonetized...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Yeah but I'm trying to be dramatic or wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Rainbows ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

They sell rather well to the right clien... ★2

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

I put a mine on it. If anything comes up...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Brag much? ★2

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Nice and first

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

S#!% I already tuned out! starts flippin...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Did you try explaining you just like vid... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

TR:"A close encounter, indeed" https://e... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

TR:"Stop it" https://explosm.net/rcg/xnh...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

TR: "Disproportionate Response, ep. 17" ... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Yeah good to see you man, how's the gutt...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

If it was me I'd vaporize him. No chance...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Frag out ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Oh I thought you said diet. You're fat. ★1

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Personal Laser? Yes!

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

o_o ★1

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Grody!

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Hello me, it's me again

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Aw man....nevermind

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Bloated Armpit Disease ★3

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Permission to neutralize patient zero be...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Counterspell

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

That's Gabe-blox

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

...still running...should only be anothe... ★1

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-26

starts lathe Excuse me could you stand r...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Done.

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

A Cancer upon this comic. ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

blam blam ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

I did fight a pixie that was bearing a b... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Lophu What did you really roll ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Most unfortunate, thank you

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

I concur. Now if it were vodka I'd proba...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

He slipped away >:-/

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Oh ok. Well that was what I was told by ...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

U_u make a medicine check...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Fair? Fair.

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

The card is innnnnn the comic

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

If I knew that I'd be after him right no...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

I think I played Halo with you once ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Tired. Freakin' soup cultists been chasi... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Risky link!

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

That's a card. Geez.

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Not latex again?

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Oddly specific! ★2

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

The Good Mayonnaise ★1

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-23

Thanks man, I didn't get a chance after ... ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Dude I use traps like every other day ★1

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Sigh I'll get lophu ★2

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Let's Get Real ★1

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Ye- wait is this a trap?

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Quack

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Yeah those two things go together, trust...

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

I'll translate: Buk-buggok, cawwwww caw ... ★7

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Oh boy

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Ugh that jerk

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Lophu this is no time for fish movies th... ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Jim! You've returned! ★4

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Lophu what have you done! He could choos... ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Well that's...up for debate

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

TR: "Um, I wasn't done, thanks." https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

TR time! "Okay now I'm surprised." https... ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Oh. Well pfft what'd be the point of tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

>_> buys five ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Ugh, so many monsters. And they just let... ★3

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

I'm so proud of you! ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Dude you can send your memories back in ... ★3

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Dag, yo.

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

So would that be like a prosthetic or is...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Get it?? O_o ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Man if I was a sitcom dad I'd be annoyin...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Emergency Nacho Supply nom ★3

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Hard pass ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Daaaaaaang complimented and insulted at ... ★5

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Yep. ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

It's alright. Especially if you're high....

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Not as bad as you think. Meth is a probl... ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

Oooo do they have cotton candy??

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

Whoa it all makes sense. ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Not before I .

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

My! Oscar's Nude!

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

You go girl ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Zelda kills Yoda in the study with the s... ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

No that means there's a spider demon nea... ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Ring week! ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

He wasn't surprised the plant talked, he... ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

You should see the other guy

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

Wha? Jude is a pineapple.

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

I'm actually more into coke myself.

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

Gasp! Oh clutch my Pearls!

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

TR: "More like ass- calation" https://ex... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

I figured it out. The pistols are actual...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Holy moly! No maple syrup?? Wow that's h...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Fixed it https://explosm.net/rcg/shkroir... ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

That sucks, man. Wishing you a fast, cho... ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Whachu talking bout girl?

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Exactly! I'm fairly certain you're the o... ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Dang...that's a good point.

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Here's some soap

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Yeah he's got a gravity cane. I wanted t... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Gabe no! Without you there will be no ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Also what's with those guns? Why are the...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

No.** ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

That's why I always walk down the street... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

DOOW?

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Wood stomache ache...wooauugh... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

TR: "Instant Regret, Episode 62" https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Getting freaking McDonald's WOOOO burger... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

OH I bet

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Harrrrrrshhhh...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

No if you rotate 180° about the x axis i... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

TR: "Welp, I tried" https://explosm.net/... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Two please

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Dude nice freakin' hat

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Sorry bro I already got all the guns

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Organs

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Yeah honestly I wouldn't worry about it ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Lulz

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Oh no! Well...fry him with salt and pepp...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Showbiz Pizza I believe

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Wait pizza hut or Ken's?

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

Depends on if they have Blender installe...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

...or you vaporize them with a particle ... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Thanks for shifting blame Dorothy! vapor...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Already happened a few years ago

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Information Technology support is import... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Hmmmm yeah I did investigating...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Awwww. Poor It. Brb, putting It out of I... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Correct ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

They used to pull jobs together. There w... ★7

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Good luck and stay safe! ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

So what do you do between Christmas seas...

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Probably in her Carrie-ing case :-D ★4

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Welp, he's f@#$ed ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Agreed!

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Ye...yes I suppose so. Reminds me I have...

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

So like...she single?

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Friggin' pomegranates here

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Exactly.

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Don't be lazy, just start a new process.... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

They're called "alts"

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Kris wrong alt ★4

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Yes, strike when Cinderella is weak ★3

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Been playing Dark Souls. Capra Demon is ...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Do you have any corn dogs? I hunger.

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

BB can answer a lot of those questions

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Wait what's going on

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Woo communications!

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Gabe I told you not to use the time mach...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

TR: " Wholesome fun! (Really)" https://e... ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

TR: "Instant regret" https://explosm.net... ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

TR: "Um ok do you want to know what it w... ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Ruh? Nah, different goat. This is a were... ★3

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

I wish I had the courage to do this Not ... ★5

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

New phone who dis

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

Just making sure you know who's responsi...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

I can see we won't be friends.

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Launches compuserve

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Ruh. Your name seems fine to me, I like ...

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

I refuse ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

Indeed.

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

I'm behind these bushes ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

Dude don't be a jerk

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

Wait isn't that a Marxist org?? ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

TR: "Don't bother" https://explosm.net/r... ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Yep, bugged the cafeteria.

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

This part of a sting operation to catch ... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

mew BOOOO-shhhhh ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

Afraid to ask how. Afraid not to ask Fea... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

TR: "When you feel bad about the prank" ... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

Nice. Also, gross.

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Flagged: Message did not end with semico... ★5

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Can confirm ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Aha! Ahhhhh...that was good ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

You are blowing my mind [End of setup]

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

I only know trig, not morse code

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

You lied to me

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

What are his powers?

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

............................ yes, a dela...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Just to clarify: these are two separate ...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Ha! I like it :)

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

From the Bible actually, from a letter t... ★4

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

Nervously crouched at the starting line ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

We knew this day would come

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Ooooo is that the Single-action Army? Be...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Technically edible? ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Yeah she helped me take down an even mor... ★3

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

I recommend a Compaq Presario ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

>_> that is one way to look at it yes

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

But you could learn ★2

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

I don't think so. Of course I don't date...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Eh...I'd watch that movie, if I could ge...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Yeah but will he... stress test her hard... ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Dude so like last night I swear I favori...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

I was just wondering if he'll... do some... ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

I wonder if he'll... sign her private ke... ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Oh...uhhh...but having an EMP cannon is ... ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Like air!

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

It's just Margaret.

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

AHHHHH-wait, Margaret? Man I haven't see... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

More of a dog person myself. But I'm not... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Yep. BB can you mod the image please?

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR:"When Nature Calls" https://explosm.n... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Worth a star for sure

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

D'aw

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR:"Priorities" https://explosm.net/rcg/... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

TR: "...but nobody's done that." https:/... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Yeah there's only one cat in the scenari...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Sigh...only a dream. Wait aren't they ma...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Hmmm I only use the word "rad" ironicall... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Actually short for "Radian". Dude's a tr... ★3

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Chickens are also delicious. ★3

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

My bad, the word "first" wasn't actually...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

I think he meant to say Overwatch ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Pffft! Bwahaha have a star :) ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

The last two cats that talked to me were... ★3

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Crap he trademarked it? Now what are we ... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

omg you're bald

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Reminds me I haven't seen Gabe in a bit,... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03

Turtles and barns ★3

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Ooooh, you included the word "first" in ...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

You could also, y'know, not ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Fun f@#!s with lophu8: [something about ... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

How dare they not live to be old enough ... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Oh yeah he's fat af. ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

A braver soul than I. I applaud you . ★2

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

They did but they haven't yet. ★3

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-02

What? It's called "being careful". ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Back atcha

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Thanks LITS!

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Hot. ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Called defective by GameStop?

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Oh f#@$ you 3000 ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-02

Good thing "I" sniper was here to do his...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

Update: Godzilla has the railgun! Run fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

Late reply. Hi o/

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

Jussssssss

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Secret comic (apparently) woo!

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Sec... ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

True

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Yep, can't get to it. Too bad, one of my... ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Stole it ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Teach me your ways!

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Sigh...yep

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Crap not again. Stay down! charges up ra...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Fun f#$@s with lophu8: [pretend I put so...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Wtf START is ending?? Need to reSTART it...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

You may be excused

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Favorited ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

FFFF

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

In a way you're right

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Actually I think it's 37

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Thanks bro, I almost did

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Remember parents, it can happen to anyon... ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

I think you underestimate us

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Frick no

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

At least once a week ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Not by a long shot, yo. And I know a thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

So sex week then ★1

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Whoa, chill. I believe he meant that as ... ★3

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Lol sex joke

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Oops wrong alt ★3

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Yo...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Right? ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Too far

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Ummm wtf ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Apparently they agree with you! ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Ruh? You start with the head so they don...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Two please ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

*turnip

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Pfft y'all are still using flamethrowers...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Fun f#$%s with lophu8: Zues can sum up a... ★3

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Man what is Christopher Judge up to thes...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Exactly. Man sore throat to me is the wo... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Lol it looks like Santa was caught in th... ★6

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Nom.

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

My alternative power supply!

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Least complimentary slang term for breas... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

I had a few stingers left after all! ★4

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Sorry bro you can have the next one!

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Can confirm. Also it's a hallucination. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Ride your pony Ride your pony

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Next time I go hunting giant squirrels I... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

TR: "Yeah me too" https://explosm.net/rc... ★2

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

TR:"No seriously STFU" https://explosm.n... ★4

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

I know Coca-Cola was, not sure on Pepsi....

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Ah well I can only hunt pedopizzaphiles,...

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-25

Well it's...complicated.

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

I see you are one of culture... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Ummmm we'll talk ★2

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Word

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Whoa whoa whoa who you talkin' 'bout, I ...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Lol as if orange shirt has had sex. ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

FN! How goes it bro??

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Ohhhh okay

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

My improvised power supply!

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

WHERE THE F$#% IS THE F$@#ING CHRISTMAS ...

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

And they say that a heeeeero can save us...

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Ugh, Eunice is the worst . ★1

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Fun f@!%$ with lophu8: he likes to jab s... ★1

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

See if Curd Man would be willing to sell... ★2

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Omg dude what a waste.

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

I think he meant to say "during" the fig... ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Fun facts with Monster Hunter: you can u...

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Don't change the subject! Where's the fu... ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Lophu wtf mate ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Ehhhhh...good luck bro!

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

There you go. Plenty of you out there wh...

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

This seriously makes me want to mod some... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Um...send a message on...what? Twitter? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Hey man! What's new?

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Welp, principal headed to jail

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Wait which book ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Zero percent chance I'm clicking that. ★5

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Omg that looks painful, is your nose oka...

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

TR: "Extreme Marketing" https://explosm.... ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Ups.

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Aphids contribute absolutely nothing to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

That'd be the ice shank ★3

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Ya 'aight?

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Sorry to hear that Gabe :/ the drugs sou... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Yeah, okay. So it went well.

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Wtf who modded this 8 ball ★4

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Um that didn't look like marching, Billy...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20

Who the f$%# hand wrote a list of all th...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

La- sexier more like

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

No I think he was named Bitch . If you s...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

No joke, immediately next this generated... ★4

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

TR:"The Spit Stalker Strikes Again" http... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

D'aw

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Well, shucks. Glad to have you while you... ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

I hate when this happens. Big Brother ca...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Short answer: no.

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

TR: "Why Not Try Cool" https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

I thought we established they're asbesto... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

buk-buGGOCK

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Aw, he's cool, no worries. Welcome back ... ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

And it's not even Christmas yet!

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

This

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

Oh snap

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

I liked the show-but I thought the centr... ★1

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

From the 60's I presume. ★7

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

A woman with guns. That is hot.

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Ah yes, dandelion extract has many benef...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Is that applesauce?

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

I know I would be. Come on, man. Do it f...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

You fool you could've fried half the net... ★3

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Lol dcw

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

And I haven't slapt in weeks. I don't wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Did you try Googling it? ★3

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Fun f**** with lophu8: Staying up all ni... ★1

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Yup.

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

TR: "Hostile Takeover" https://explosm.n...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Then he's like "Oh no! What are these do... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Wow things got out of hand on this one.

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Heh heh Nips ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

What because she's white??

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Dude what'd I say about pet monsters?? T...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

...to her eyes. I mean, they're effing h...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Mary: "It was then that I knew I'd made ... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

I like your style and wish to learn more... ★3

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

He's bluffing. That barrel's full of tur... ★6

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Do we even have a 5-star right now? Thou...

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Don't be that guy. No seriously, shapesh... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Ugh...dangit. Have a star. ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Oh they're dead. They just don't know it... ★3

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

All is Dorothy and Dorothy is all All is...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

I'm being forced to watch a musical. Kil... ★6

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

starts hosting rotdogs

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

They're uh...pajamas.

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

You know THE THING

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Good thing you can to get permission. If...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

That's effed up bro

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Well I went looking for him but found a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Twist: they're all pimps

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Um yeah we care bro, don't be too shy. ★4

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

unce unce unce ★3

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Ladies, don't do the crime if you can't ... ★5

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Uhhh...the main event? Lololol Whatever ...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Wtf that's not random! You lied to me

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-09

Right?

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Kid: "Yeah that's great. Hey here's an i... ★3

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Yeah some of us want those tax dollars t...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

...is over. May it be a lesson to us all...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

What, because he's gay ?

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Man, I was going to use one on The Passe...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Robber: "Nobody move! This is a stick-" ... ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

I mean let's be honest...a box of 50 goo...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Ohhhh you're 99% asbestos Okay that make...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Wait wtf I thought you were plastic! Jud... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Panel 6: Blue shirt discovers hard liquo... ★2

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Dangit no we need those for the armies o...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Sorry I missed this one. Ahem. Your inte...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Friggin' bots. Have a rocket. fshhhhh.. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

I panicked okay?! I'll remember next tim... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Whoa

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Either die young, or live long enough to...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

What if like, it's because some cosmic b... ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-05

I thought you were killing birds again, ...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

New pirate metal band name: Peasant Coco...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Not to murder him, just attack him. Hope...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

I think it's just the regular sexual ten...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Dude I only speak French ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

*Cortana

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Wtf is call of duty

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Yeah that's clearly like a sexy nurse ou... ★3

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

So Hobbits then oh shots fired

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Oh geez not the fish. That's when youn k...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Uhhhhhhhh. (I literally don't know how t... ★6

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Wow that is depressing. Only two gold me... ★4

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

Missed one

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

I mean it's like...get over it already.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

Holy s#!% ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

Wait...I thought you were dating Cortana...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

He's my hero

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Good thing you're catching those, huh?

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

TR: "The Blame Game" https://explosm.net... ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Ohhhhh yeah, hang on I'll get the flamet...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Yay my favorite swear!

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Uhhhh wtf

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Uh why is that good??

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Thanks BB, but some other joker did that... ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Dang. That is depressing.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Pokemon Go, also

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Stuck in a meeting. HELP

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

The ammo or the speedo?

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

THIS ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

I can beat that, check this. (The Santa ... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Thanks I was too lazy to look for it

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Like the holiday pfp ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

First: There's no such thing as latex mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

unce unce unce ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Really! I couldn't have called that, goo... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

He's got a lot less than six months. Thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

It wasn't covid. His mother was a mantic... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Thanks for clearing that up!

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

You kidding? I only get sick from them. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-01

I'll get the ice grenades

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-01

Correct

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-01

Dorothy hail Chicken Lord

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

No, never. But, sometimes. ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Who tf are you?? ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Oh sure the doctor wears a mask

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

Hah. Okay that was funny. ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Yeah, but, we've seen worse. Annnnnny mi...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbot FRIK ... ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Man that's a tough one. I like "hobbit".... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

It was laundry day

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

F***ing goats are a crime

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

FDT is the goat! ★4

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Congrats, FDT! ★2

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Moon doesn't glow without the sun! The m... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-30

Just another reason...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Can confirm on the sunlight \○/ PRAISE T... ★3

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Lolz gluttony

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I call bs

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

A couple of sex?

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Watched star wars episode 1 the phantom ... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Wait doesn't that mean you just take awa...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Welp, can't fault your efficiency. Good ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

True random: "Parenting methods" https:/... ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I can't see what color shirt he's wearin...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Wtf. On it.

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Edgy!

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

... Touche, I think.

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Furries are only pretending to be monste...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Launch it with this powers up potato gun... ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Dash cam?

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Being gay also helps prevent a child ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Oh ffs takes blowtorch and starts thawin... ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Wait did you ever get a wallet with a pi... ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

"No no, I meant...do you have any pictur... ★2

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27

Good, thanks for asking!

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Speaking of parsing, how's things with '...

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

You're practically obligated to

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

The gay ones do

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

You're next, Claire ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

Also, the hallucinations. ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

Seems pretty standard.

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

That's a lawsuit for somebody

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

You mean he went down, because gay

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

Can confirm. Heh reminds me: no one expe... ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-11-23

It's time. thwack thwack splorch

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

Sweet, I was about to ask. Thanks for re...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

FOOTBALL RUINS LIVES ...go Packers ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

That laser cannon I've always wanted?? ★3

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Yes- crap wrong alt ★3

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Kids these days

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Careful there's bear traps in front of t...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Lol! Nice. Yeah I know it was MS, just a...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Well you can't see what I'm wearing behi... ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

That has to be illegal...right? ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

That'd be ill as $#@^

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Lol yeah that song always made me nervou... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Have you tried alcohol? I know that's ho... ★4

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

540 Invert

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Blood ...orange. Blood orange yeah ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Actually that's a PEZ dispenser. He inte...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Crossroads

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Something about butts ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

O

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Can confirm.

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Lol, see that was funny ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Wtf fire is always your solution. ★3

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Sorry that was lazy. ahem Something real... ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

I like mine limited to one or two words ... ★3

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-18

Secret comic wooooo

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Something funny ★2

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

Forgive you?? Do you accept large wads o... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

I took it, needed for a decoy. Not sure ...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Technically...yeah I think so

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Um more like, "Omg did someone snap his ... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Ohhhh I get it the Job center, for peopl...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Ageism!

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I can give you a paying job. Side questi... ★2

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Lol! Nice.

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

My friends, I know it's "No-nut November...

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

That made me lol

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

All is Dorothy and Dorothy is all. All i... ★4

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

"I think we should see other people." ★8

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Um where's FDT? He's WAY past check-in t...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Wait don't- Mirror demon attacks ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

lol!

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

"...even if you're not very good" >_> ye...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Ahhhh Oregon trail. Truly, it was a hear... ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Oh yeah? Is it fun? Haven't tried but he...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

I mean yeah technically anything is bett...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Fun f#%$ with lophu8: something about se... ★3

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

It's important for us to know medic 1 wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Yeah but like...the fire ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

No but the blunt trauma to the back of t...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

Can confirm ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

TR: When people take advantage of your k... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Morbidly hilarious!

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

You may exist, and that is rad. Say you ... ★3

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I love how stupid I am ...I don't ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

That movie was bs. I've fought some vamp... ★2

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I can't find my type chart...how strong ... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

hoes* ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Man you coulda put that fire out in like...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

'kay. Uhhhh wha's that got to do with fi...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Oh snap, fire ate him!

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

After this probably not ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Hmmmm so the first 14 comics were remove... ★1

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-10

Still better than those freak shoes with...

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

The Saga of Joe and Vanessa

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

I think survival might be the goal you n... ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

I think you're projecting ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Not what I meant ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

F%$# yes

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Depends on your point of view. ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Depends on what you're into. But a lot o... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

You can also mine for bit coins. ...I wa...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

I fall off all roads, game or not. My in... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

6th panel: dog eats a cliff bar omg so g... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Similar Dog is not the worse band name. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

I like robbing real gamers, that's how y... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Haha gross ★2

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Rainbows are like...all the colors DOUBL... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

diazepam dangit freaking auto correct bs...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Gauh...limits or wtf his name is...total... ★3

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Dude get out of my brain ★2

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

I don't...but you clearly assume I do! ★3

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Crap I was aiming for the doc. Shape-shi... ★4

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

Well that's impressive o_o

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

Me too

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

BOOshhhh Okay what's next

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

Aaargh!! Their products...so overpriced!... ★4

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

That's messed up, why polish and bleach ...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

This, exactly

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

>_> no easy way to say this, most of us ... ★1

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

That's why I prefer 000 buck. ★2

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

Seems legit

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Fun F$#@s with lophu8: he invented the d...

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

Lol owned

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Okay we get it

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Okay we get it

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Okay we get it

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Okay we get it

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Okay we get it ★1

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

I want that back when you're done. ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

No you're not ★4

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

"Don't fight it"?? Dude you should see s... ★4

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Palabra

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

There is always a way to win. How can th...

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Wow the comicdelayism is intense. Hmmmm ... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

TR: "Indie film" http://explosm.net/rcg/... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Uhhhh I can honestly say that if you par... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Oh shut up ★7

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Mkay well, two humans and a giant piece ... ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

That's hot ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Guys, I gotta be honest with you. It's a... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

What if the room is round?? :-O ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Me with girls: Me: Hi. Girl: wtf who are... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

eats sandwich (I'm not angry, just hungr... ★7

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

I thought about getting a costume, but..... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Twice!

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Once!

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

omg what have I done ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

A costume so many of us wear. If only we... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Better than a depressed red shirt am I r... ★4

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Yeah, that's what worries me. Stocking u... ★2

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Lol! Rob updates it :-D ★3

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Grodiness Also grats

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

All is Dorothy and Dorothy is all. ★5

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

No but it's silver. Melt that s#@% down ... ★2

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Tell you what. If I remember next time I... ★2

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Obligatory violence: oh I'll give it a s... ★4

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

This, 100%

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Shooooooba

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

A. That's sexist B. You're not a man, yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Well that is the idea yes

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-25

Oh! Then it doesn't violate my license a...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Well that's a hot take. ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Not good , but sound. ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-25

Simple firmware patch, she be 'aight ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

We can't help if you won't be honest, so... ★3

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Depends on the rug

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

You have to water the rug or it won't gr... ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Solved

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

can haz? ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

I already asked and he said my mom, don'... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

TR: "Moving day" http://explosm.net/rcg/...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Wait you actually stood there, stared at... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Good to hear, man. Hey I guess resistanc... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Ruh? Since forever. They're my 3rd favor...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Was waiting for it :)

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Wow the pun density ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

What was? Asking for a friend. ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Puts down axe Oh uhhhh. I wasn't...well ...

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-20

Absolutely. Also, welcome back! ★1

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Oh shnap

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Whoa, whoa. Let's not get crazy here. Wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

R

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Ah yes, the less-well-known The Artist F... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Hmmmm wonder how fast I can melt through... ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Blue knows, he's just trying to see how ...

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Fun tarantula fact: the variety found in...

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

No it's not mine, I know what a sword is... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

East or West? Almost hit one of them wit... ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

with* ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Need a light?

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Had a secret family. They were delicious... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Thanks! Here's some pi for you! 3.14...w... ★6

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

You know it's too late : ) ★8

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Who's using Google?? Dogpile, all the wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Tarantulas: the only bug I've ever heard... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Syntax error on line 1 ★6

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Just to be clear: I'm more afraid of the... ★5

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Yes that is correct ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Guess he was just faking. I'll be right ... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

the nose sorry some of the packets got s... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Hmmmm well we know Dave's a face guy, do...

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

AHHHHHH

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

TR: "Unnecessary sexual tension" http://... ★4

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Right?? The things she didn't say spoke ... ★1

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

"here" doesn't appear to be hyperlinked ... ★5

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

We are not ★1

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

If you're using a suppressor, yes ★6

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-16

Kthx just checking. Ah, there's my crick...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

I see. All right, getting a cricket bat ... ★2

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Lol! Ahhhh nice.

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Hijacking this. BB there was a bot on ye...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Like a few members of this comment secti...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

It's like regular hell but all memory ac... ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-16

Wait. Big Brother is this legit or is he...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

I think it's a humor mechanism. Pretty f... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-16

Friggin' bots. Go divide something by ze...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

And I thank God I was blessed with bucks... ★2

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Well the tentacles are...ahem...highly s... ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Yeah that's why I never fight these guys... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Let's just have an ex-pimp run everythin... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

★8

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

TR: "Sometimes we can all just get along... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

If I had to guess...most of it ._.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

I asked that a few months back, no idea ... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

I think that's supposed to be intestines...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Unfortunately I'm only licensed to hunt ... ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

At first I was like "man it's way too ea...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Fake.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Give me some credit. I slipped some meth... ★3

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

https://nerfpedialegacy.fandom.com/wiki/... ★1

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Yup.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

He's a freak

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

True words. Gay words, but still. ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Welp...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

TR: "Illegal in most states" http://expl... ★4

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

TR: "Still got it" http://explosm.net/rc... ★4

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

Hmm I would use the parasite removal equ... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Holy s#!@ a talking goat LMAO ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

WTF is "pergatony". Is that the empty sp... ★5

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Fine jeez ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

50/50. You will or you won't!

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-11

Crap I think I broke Google. Try turning... ★2

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-11

Maybe if you used all your cores you'd g... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

He stole her car too! What a jerk. ★5

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Circular logic is circular ★5

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Well, in retrospect, there is certainly ... ★2

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Didja like that infinite loop I left ya?... ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Mmmno

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? ... ★3

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

C'mon man ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Hmmmm lxi h, HERE nop HERE:pchl

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Genocide fact for you: IBM definitely so... ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Eat this, machine! 15/0 ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

If only the doctor had realized he neede... ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Well...socialism ★1

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

This

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

The movie or the food? ★1

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Bloodcat

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Yeah, and I'll do it pro bono [End of se... ★4

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Or how they suddenly materialize from th... ★5

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

This, thank you ★1

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Ohhhhhhh it's a pun. OK. But I've said b... ★1

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-07

Hats off to you sir. Catch you on the fl...

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

And he hates himself!

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Hey man, I have a license for this. And ... ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

I'm sorry for the pile of dead Pikachus ... ★4

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

Wtf where was this? And...also I'm so so... ★5

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

You aren't real ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Faster and louder than cyanide ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

It does seem that way. Everybody salsa!

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

a thousand voices in unison All is Dorot... ★6

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Hey if you see Sky Daddy will you ask hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Fun/sad/ironic facts with Monster Hunter... ★4

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

running footstep noises Huff puff...hey,...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Wait, Tony or Trump?

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Tony the Tiger? ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Doctor: "Well I'm out of ideas." ★2

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-04

This!

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Ahhhhh zombie Jesus! I love it! ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

You're far too delicious for hope NOM NO... ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Another pfp candidate. Shoot reminds me ...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Fox annoys me. Firefox I'm good with ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Conflagratable ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

It does sound like something evil Russia... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Actually I use whiskey & coke to power u... ★5

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Well is that actual Edge or is it Edgeiu...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

News at 11 ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02

F$#% Safari, Chrome fo life ★3

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

So few monsters these days, I almost for... ★7

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

I prefer to see long, through a scope wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Omg he's alive! Hahaaaaa, good to see ya... ★2

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

I have an idea for a new trap ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

¿Que? ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

I'm sorry, I only speak French ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

L

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

you spin me right round, baby, right rou... ★4

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Oh that guy? Yeah, he's weird. I think y... ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

So the real question is how many times d...

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Tr: "Some people can't take a joke" http... ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Shenron was a bitch.

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Wherecraft!! ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Dude you just did! :-O

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Do it out of n , where n is an arbitrary... ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Yup. And they're technically monsters bu... ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

They say write what you know ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

I swear this whole time I thought yellow...

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

What's your favorite spring sound effect... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

(That was a Destiny joke. One of my favo... ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Save the last dance for me, won't you?

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

You are right! That spiral is going vira... ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

hirrrrrgh ...I didn't watch but like jus...

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

bounce wit me, bounce wit me ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

gets vomit bag Sighhh...ok ready ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Counterspell, level 6 ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Welp, he got silenced. See?! Conspiracy!... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

As he falls through the air, he realizes... ★5

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Nice top hat too. Where's the monocle? ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Grody, but expected ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Whatever that links to I'm not clicking ... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

That's not the worst line I've heard. Bu...

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-29

And he needed to be naked for this becau...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

No comic today? Matrimony time! http://e... ★2

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I think it's Matt's. ★5

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I heard the moon is fake ★2

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Down with the sickness, huh?

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Aw man, I thought they were throwing a c...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Ahhhhh Hebrew jokes

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Yeah that's the secret identity, I wasn'...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Yeah you definitely want a flamethrower ... ★4

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

I know your secret identity ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Then a shower ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

*his

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

And then zoom in ★6

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Yeah...okay

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

A pink Cadillac huh? Yeah I'd hire a dec...

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Dang that's a good point. ...have you do... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Yup.

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Get Frenched, y'all Wait...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

An age old tale: dude shoots other dude ... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Panel 5: blue was wearing armor under hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Hmmm 7 zergling fangs out of 10 ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Lol the one on the third panel always ge... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

I know the color part but I wanna see wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

http://explosm.net/rcg/mlsxtujan Seems a... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

http://explosm.net/comics/668/ ★5

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Yeah I'd be careful saying "f@#$ me" aro... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Yeah well I'm gonna...eh...whatever I'm ...

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Cane-adian you mean lolololol ★2

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Pfft, they think they're soooooo cool be... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

This is bull$%#@. I'm the only one licen... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Wow green shirt's kind of a bitch. ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Take off your solid lead bow tie, then. ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Bat-AH-ray

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Batter-ray

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Lashing out the action Returning a react... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

*Windmill ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

And pineapples!

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Urk. No glitter please, it gets everywhe... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Yeah, they're non-standard. Rarely need ... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Good luck to ya both! ★3

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Twiiiiiiiiist the niiiight away Twist, t... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Luckily, since they never just send one ... ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Don't make eye contact don't make eye co... ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Yep. ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Not sure what you're insinuating. Chix c... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

He's a biter ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

This. There were a lot more monsters bac... ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Awww ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Well I mean if you're going to do someth... ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

He just wants her to call him dad. Says ... ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

*in bread ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Wait wait...add seven divide by three...... ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Ahhh get it?

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

twerked* ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Can't believe I got this, true random: h... ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Worth

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Who does FDT have to doink to get a new ... ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

I've been a fan of C&H since the applesa...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Looks like it's up to standards to me, g...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Reminds me, here's your piano wire back.... ★2

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

That's correct, read the police report. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

I would be too, if Kris said he didn't w... ★2

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

See? Kris could've worked anywhere, but ... ★8

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Lol! -_-

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Ok, you got me. I glued his hand to it. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I give up, which one?!

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

He accidentally super-glued his hand to ...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Aw he's having fun though. ★2

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

None of you have permanence ch-CHOK ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Bro that's effed up brah

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

Some of the clothes are coated in Teflon... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Actually I have a fro. I was speaking fo... ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

This is just him whining then

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Curse...or blessing? ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Most likely

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Because it's the first step towards acce... ★5

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

country music :/ ★2

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

snaps fingers ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Real women have them ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Oh that's what that face is

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

If he gets enough he'll level up lololol... ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

*weak ★4

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Also I'm bald

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

I love when the bar is set low ★2

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

And that's why we're no longer friends.

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

You don't hunt BWAH. It hunts you ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Works for me

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Joke's on you, it was just a Raffi mix ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

No I will not make out with you! ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Maroon*

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

"Why do you have a mini DVD strapped to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

I liked that series, needed to be longer... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

If it's been lodged in Dorothy make sure... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

throws a cup of Spotted Dick in DL's fac... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Wait, any objects? Do you have an M-134 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Bug report #83642: overzealous garbage c...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

ShzOOOOoooom

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I...don't think so? ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Sure like, who doesn't have an argon-cya... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Grats Nader! And there's not much to get...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Whaaaat they're like super dangerous, wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I would take cured hotdogs out of the fr... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Haha your name is Quinton ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Weird that you bother to initialize age ... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Who's Homer Ecker and why does he suck s...

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

You'll never take me alive! lights tomah... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

You know you're in a bad relationship wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Seriously not a good idea kids. You don'...

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Okay I can do this. Ahem... You...are so... ★6

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

lol I guess

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Hindsight huh?

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Yeah that excuse only works so many time... ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

True Random: "Quantity, Not Quality" htt... ★4

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Yes that is correct

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-08

...you were saying??

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Also he takes his pants off in front of ... ★9

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Right? You could sell tickets. ★3

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Ohhhhh okay

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

You wusses are still drinking liquor? Wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

ch-CHOK Here's a street sweeper. Not onl... ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

True poured it just in case though

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Steely Dan ?? Bwahahahaha

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

I think that's Tolkien propaganda. I've ... ★3

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Lol at orange shirt's face in the last p... ★3

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

In the spirit of Sunday... http://explos... ★5

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

I have to sit on the ground to play vide... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

ch-CHOK Where?! ★4

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Ummmmmmmmmm

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

I'm bored! Rob, Kris, Dave, entertain me... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Yup. ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Touche. It'd be nice if loan application... ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

WTF is VHS

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

He's crying because dad won't stop doing... ★3

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Not without losing your sanity. Listen i... ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Hey, a fellow Texan! Shoot that's part o... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Paying someone else to help you pay taxe... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Yeah you like that little pervs? Having ... ★2

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

Eff he's onto me ★6

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Random comic, random number! [Removed by...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Pronounced FOY-uhd ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Lay off the dope, son. ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Actually I was calling the Thundercats. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Where's Icee? Need him to track this dow...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Apparently enough people have sex with p... ★7

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Hoooooooooe

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Hmmmm he's got electrical outlets and a ...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Actually I think that's blue kool-aid

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Hi Constipated, I'm- Ohhh it's a trap.

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

'97 I think why? ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Ironically if anyone else did this, they... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Right? Invested in a laptop for mobility... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

*French fries ★3

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Wait wait wait...we didn't see him light... ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Dinoception. (You know you'd watch it at... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Prime example of Kris pandering to peopl... ★7

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Your lips say no but your beady little e... ★5

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

HAXX ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Not the worst band name I've heard ★4

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Because some of us don't like to eat a$$... ★3

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

t ★7

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

I'd rather her vodka. Make...use her bod... ★4

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-02

I leave for 5 minutes now this

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Yup.

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

GAH WTF- oh it's just you. Love the new ... ★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

And a straw ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

You can't solve all your problems by pun... ★5

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

--

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Do it! I named a chikorita "Bitchface" b... ★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

If you think that's bad, take a second l... ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

So you admit to using chloroform ★5

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

What a twist! ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Panels 4-6: As soon as orange shirt brea...

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Sad Larry's brother, Depressed Daryl

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

She's actually just in love with his bel...

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

N ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

Tee hee...hinie ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

Still no ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

5th edition

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

F%^$ facts with - you know what, I've be... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

"Shut up and grab a towel, old man." Unf... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Dude, no. Don't make valid points and su... ★9

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Seriously though, dang kids. Ugh hate wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Dang kids. Also first ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Notice he didn't say "better" half. Equa... ★9

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

True random: http://explosm.net/rcg/vkgv... ★5

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

The ones you pwn ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Too far

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Public boob-grab ★5

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Later: "I hate your s#!@%^ f#@!&$% face,... ★2

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

And why is that? U_u You're not a freaki...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

http://explosm.net/rcg/sokdtvewf ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Incest or masturbation? You decide! ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Nahhhh commenters are cool. Until they'r... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

I'm hoping to one day have murdered enou... ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

F%#$ yeah, maybe a lil' seasoning too ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

You can unlock Luigi in Mario 64 by body... ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

I think you get a brick to the face actu... ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

With delicious alfredo sauce and diced c... ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Dangit I knew that was you! Grahhh I nee... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Fact fact with lophu: The word "fact" de... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

You f@#$%^ mine up too! Stop blasting th...

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

After said verdict was rendered I think ... ★5

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-25

Is it too much to ask for both?? ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Not un likely, by any means...just less ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Shhhhh the phoenixes will hear you!!

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

... F^%$ YEAHHHHH ★1

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Whooooooaaaaaaaaa

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Alternate dialog: Panel 1: F*** you, Pre... ★2

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

What, if anything, does that have to do ...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Actually...just to be safe...I'll use th... ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Go French a bear trap ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

rawr

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Honestly surprised it's empty ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

... Ok done. I'll hold you to it!

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

A pedopizzaphile?! That's messed up, man... ★5

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Off topic: I hear they're rebooting (or ... ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

I throw pineapples sometimes kra- KOOM ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23

Dreams crushed ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23

He's using Linux! Get 'em ★3

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

The competition between these two establ... ★6

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Ohshotsfiredbangbangbang

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

That look http://explosm.net/rcg/wsnxtun... ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

Lucky roll bro :) ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Yep.

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Some anime: http://explosm.net/rcg/ukoxu...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

I wish. I cherry-picked parts it

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

All anime: http://explosm.net/rcg/ukozli... ★4

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Dang...that's gold ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

To be fair I'm not sure what the other s... ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Oh whoops I already threw a tomahawk at ...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I'm sure there's a term for someone who'... ★5

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

It's funny when you traumatize your frie... ★3

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Sound of particle weapon powering up Hey... ★2

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Flagged: seal clubbing ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Flagged: inappropriate reference to Lois... ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I think his "friend" is just being a dba...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Greenshirt week??

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Duuuude not cool

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Look I know you can't solve all your pro... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Once there was a man who liked to collec... ★5

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Legislative branch might have something ... ★5

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Probably. Like that old dude in Toy Stor... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-18

Also...ever heard of "please"?

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

They still have a few hours to get it in... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Well that's op and needs to be nerfed ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Oh, oops. I have made a few mistakes the... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Ah sexism...an age old tradition or what... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Dame. I said turn on a dame . What is wr... ★5

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Assault may also be a factor ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

And we wouldn't have it any other way ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Look at this photogra- HURRR gh ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

He tried to throw us a curve ball but I ... ★5

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

If that line wouldn't work on live women... ★5

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Niiiiice

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

How do we feel about the term "grey"? As... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Easy to say and remember! ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Still got a few hours...let's see what h...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I'd love to see the equations. Especiall...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

That sounds like a personal problem. ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Going to go with Karl Marx? ★6

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Yes that is correct ★4

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

No, thank you. ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

42 ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

No. No, no, no. What is this 2 panel cra... ★7

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

I'm not sure how to tell!! ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

It all makes sense! ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Sssssex ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Fun f@&#s with lophu: he likes riding on... ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

This frame was the best part of the shor... ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Hi dad, I'm- TERRIBLE ELDRITCH NOISES Si... ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Oof, IRCAHWIP might have a thing or two ... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

*make out ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Gross. Ummmm...enjoy the short?

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Son of a bitch this is the best presiden... ★7

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

He'll die after burning starts! What are... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Yeah he's moving one town over. We'll al... ★5

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

If not where have you been chilling late... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Seems consistent ★3

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

In a world where everyone has a d*** on ...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Ear. ★5

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Fair enough!

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Also touche! When it's no longer accepta...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Touche! I meant in the C&H world. I don'...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

What?? These guys are supposed to be pro... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

I mean it's pretty much come full circle...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Wellllll we knew this day would come, wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Can he knit too? Or at least crochet? ★3

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Oh snip-snap, bot-ism is contagious. See... ★6

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Well what else would they be for??

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

;) ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Hard to say ★4

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

D*** week, I guess

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Nightmare fuel or wet dream fuel, depend... ★2

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Unhandled exception: cannot divide by ze... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Inject with C-4 instead, just to make su... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Someone had to say it!

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Science!

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Omg go tap dance on a land mine ★4

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

Don't be afraid to reach for your dreams...

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Good point about the joke per panel. It ... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Brag about it why don't you ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

A talking crotch! Sell tickets, you'll b... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

But don't, it takes votes away from Kany... ★4

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Risky click of the day! ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

The eff are you talking about, you're pa... ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Simple, yet effective. If you do it righ... ★3

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Thor might've worked better as a god but... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Why? Just cos ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Nicest thing anyone has said to me today... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

For someone named Later Man he showed up...

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

To be fair 95 did add a lot of cool new ... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

*roomba

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

A laughable claim sir. Do you have any e... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Friggin' bots. Your kind ain't welcome '... ★4

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Actually he was born prematurely. Look a... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

These are the jokes, folks ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Yippee kayay mother- ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Ahhhhh nice

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

"Ha ha. But no seriously who wants me to... ★3

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Ummmm hope he's ok

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03

Big packages come in small packages

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Nucking futs ★2

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

(Optional) 6. Choke yourself with the ot... ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Worth

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

I say, have you received the compact dis...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

It works in Halo too, sorta. After you k... ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

What...what the... ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

"So...yeah we're going to send you to a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

I disagree with the means, but I can't f... ★6

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

I believe that's what she said ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Agreed. Just feel bad they blew up Chia ...

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Interesting weapon you have there. If yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Cool your jowls ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Well you would know ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Def keep the pfp ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

You can do it bro! ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

BORK BORK ★4

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Alternate ending: bork ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

OMG what happened to his arms

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Man...I can remember when I hunted monst... ★4

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Some undead are a green color instead of... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Goooooo

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

No trump likes firing people and walls ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

That makes no sense. Also, gimme gimme g...

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Me too! Definitely not the poor social s... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Hey man, thanks for being honest. I don'... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Really?? No love for this? Really obviou... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Whoa dude that's like, deep. Probably no... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Psh, he ain't drunk, that was just an ex... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Heh get 'em

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

They're around here somewhere...popped i...

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Ok, point taken. And sometimes I do get ...

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

A vote for trump is a vote for epidemics... ★4

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

He's afraid ?? Wow at least I'm not scar... ★4

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Fun f***s with lophu: he scored with eve... ★7

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Yeah, same. But that's kind of a good th...

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Well I'm positive that you're a $#!&bag!... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-25

That's hot

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

*shaving ★3

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

See my below comment. It's not the candl...

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Not if those were American dollars

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

All millionaires = pedos? Shoot now I do... ★3

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Actually he survived that, but then the ...

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Wendigo: Origins

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Wait are you a joke?

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

well more of a triangle really ️ ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

hax yes

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Yeah it's great, I use it in all of my p... ★4

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

I was just talkin' about that, these bot...

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Hmmm I can't decide between the Desert E... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Better get moving then. Took me...a week... ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

You screwed up the metering again! GRAHH... ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Dang, he's good. Must've been discussing...

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Whoa the pedo comic was yesterday

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

You're interested aren't you ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Still up, huh? Hang on I'll get the chai... ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Batter up! THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK s... ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

Decent band name. ★8

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

What a loser. Real bad boys write on the... ★9

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-22

And as for dying while eating chicken: a...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Dang that's gold, props ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Guess no one told him Donald's spoken fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Wait when you die you'll be part of a sa... ★5

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Let him try and see ★2

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Sorry I'm late. To make up for it, I'll ... ★3

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Sorry I'm late. To make up for it, I'll ...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Sorry I'm late. To make up for it, I'll ...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Likewise!

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

BirdPlaneMan?? Is that you?

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

I think so yes if they believe they can ...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

I actually can't hunt birds unless they'...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Remember kids, you don't have to prove a... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Cowardice has nothing to do with it. I j... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Turnip? More like cardboard box ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

It does. The trick is to put on a hazmat... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

I don't impress birds. I ingest them ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

I was wondering what happened to it

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Fun facts with me: if you use enough exp... ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Son of a bitch, clear it then set up a s...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Ok I got it. He's guessing an angry mob ... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Agreed, it's a cardinal offense ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

It's weird I'll admit. Like, he thought ... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Heh heh Propane ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

lol I meant rolling down a hill. I used ...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Hmmmm...yeah I'm not clicking that ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Now imagine Sandstorm by Darude playing ... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Dang beat me literally by 2 minutes. One...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

I mean it really does look fun

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Seen a recent uptick in bot activity in ...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

If you find and return her, who are you ... ★4

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Also, robots! ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Necromancer? I barely know 'er! ★5

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Omg what a nerd ... >_> yeah playing a c...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

And Dude, Where's my Car

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Ok, whew

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Shhh don't say anything good about the P...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Overweight dead girls? Eh, I guess...pre...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

A Newspaper I Guess: Horrible name, amaz... ★5

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20

So you're really not going to do anythin... ★3

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-20

Thanks, I can go all night ★1

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

You took the bait! Thank you I'm very sa... ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

What goblins where ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Gah, freaking dittos. Never around when ... ★5

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Analog D*** And Sex Access Protocol. It'... ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Pfft, I think chlamydia knows better tha... ★4

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Look, you're in charge. Can't you do som...

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

You're supposed to eat it ★1

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

Shoot you're supposed to inject it? I've...

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

What a coincidence! I'm corny as f***! ★2

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

"Hey, um...I had to pay for that you kno... ★2

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Um I would but I'm scared o_o Begone dem... ★1

Comment to comic 3816 on 2020-07-18

Nice multikill

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Well, shucks. When you don't pay attenti...

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Man, getting close to not posting that 7...

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

They swing ★1

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Who's the what now?

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

The Creamatorium: one of the most popula... ★4

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Who's side are you on?? ★1

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Bleh. I saw this at 2 am and thought I c...

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

Aren't we all drinking dead people tea?

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

There is a real possibility you've been ...

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

Ahaaah. Get it??

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

Well it is a nice one

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-14

Um pretty sure he meant like a guy dress... ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

...and then they both starved to death ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Really though, "the internet" probably c... ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

At least until the facility catches fire... ★4

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Those backwards bastards still storing a... ★2

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Double you hat ★2

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-14

First you'll have to file a complaint wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-14

Think this comic is a prequel ★1

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-14

I did it

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Sorry if I missed this but what happened...

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

"Doctor's orders, honey" ★5

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Flagged for...?

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Stay safe out there ★4

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Green shown here in panel 4 giving a sad...

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Haha that is fun! Like golf or ping pong...

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Looks undead to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Right, it's Watermelandrea

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

You have to pronounce the W as "dubya"

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

No, see, it's meta. The joke is that it'...

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

11, 11, 11 ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

True, but...we could dwell on it instead... ★4

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Well, organic pumpkins are just better. ...

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

People are supposed to wait until Hallow... ★4

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

This shouldn't make me laugh but it does... ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Thas an interestin' dude

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Gretins o♧

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Fair enough!

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

...are ruining the economy!

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Wait if it was him shouldn't it involve ... ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Panel 3: Another pfp candidate

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

I didn't need to see that. pumpkin lover...

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-10

Wait...then where's the regular one??

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Plutonium ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Oh snip -snap ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Then can you please do something about m... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Goo? ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

"And your third greatest weakness?" "I c... ★3

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

THE FACE OF MADNESS AHHHH ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

What if you're like, a farmer? ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Psh, nice try. I know I saw Waldo at lea... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

o_o Well okay I can work with that. When... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

Man, I hate when you have to do intervie... ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

It's very simple. His grammar is tied at... ★5

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Hey I cleared that other one you showed ... ★3

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

I can't...I'm sorry what? if you're goin... ★3

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

These days, I believe so. The true origi... ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Actually thought this one was pretty goo... ★3

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

squishy noises ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Dude mermaids are actually super dangero... ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

And black ink is an excellent stain remo... ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

No. You know what assuming does...

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Can! Won't. ★5

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

I thought that's what the comments are f... ★6

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Wait so you're saying all the folks who ... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

See my comment below about how I don't t...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Hmmm not sure. Judges??

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

What? He's right there. If you don't fin... ★6

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Um, wow. You just assume the person bein... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Um, might wanna get inside before that t... ★3

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06

Then Dan meets Uma the Upper, they fall ... ★3

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Well as long as it's not some chick's se...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

...for the capitalists ★3

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Awwww, what's in the bag?!

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Yeah, it's pretty bad :/ these guys are ...

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Whoops, looks like Blondebot glitched ag...

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

The what now? ★1

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

That was me, and It was another freakin'... ★3

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

She can but would he want her to?

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Ass timing is very important. Be sure it... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

E

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Go body slam a bed of nails ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Panels 2-4: me when I accidentally click... ★6

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Overachiever

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Thanks bro

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

I think if someone walked up to me and s... ★1

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

What the fudge are you trying to pull?

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

I just got a Trump card. Going back to V... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Still amazed I haven't run into one of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

L

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Yep, became a light source ★4

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Yeah, good call

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

I dunno, I really wanted that UV laser c...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Well you need some sort of pipe- oh line...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Nothing is better than his testicles ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

I once photoshopped a bazooka onto a pix...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

This just in: tea brewed from nickels co... ★5

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Ohhhh snap. Well, at least it's not fill... ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Oh yeah? What'd you have in mind?

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

"If it blots out my memories of this yea... ★4

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-30

Bold statement. Elaborate?

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

It's a playne! ★4

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

The chosen follicle of destiny has remai... ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Another body to dump in the desert after... ★8

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

If I had to guess that's probably why ★6

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Panel 3: cyan shirt reluctant to admit h... ★1

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

This. Also, I for one do want you here. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

Yes, it all makes sense now ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

Like...constantly or does he need a brea... ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

In drag ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

(Complained about CAPTCHA sorry for conf... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Man I am tired of being asked to prove I... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

And which one of us is wearing a red shi...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Double you hat ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Wait wait wait...so...the Earth isn't fl... ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Another Afternoon of @#$%!*& That @$# ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

More trash-talk against lobsters. It's b... ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

...but white lines are more fun to snort... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Sure thanks, I am hungry ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Fun fact with me: a lot of dead bodies a...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Lol! Yessssss

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

What because it's Friday? ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

If I had to guess, it was the one with t... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Circular reference. 5 yard penalty, repl... ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Fivece! ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Frice! ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Thrice!

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Twice!

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Whoa I don't love violence, I just try t... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

4D printing (capable of printing time) ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Rob, I had just been giving myself flak ... ★6

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

I must've repressed that...what was that... ★1

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Colonel Sanders, in the pantry, with the...

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Ahhh yours was better, props. I'm unders... ★2

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

This. Also, that's a squeaky toy so it's...

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Reminds me of What Does the Fox Say

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

It's always the quiet ones ★5

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Nice.

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Hmmmm not a monster, but even without Ju... ★3

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Master beta testing that is! ★3

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Think that pretty much sums it up: "Now ... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

That's Wazowski "with one I" :-D ★3

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Green Shirt: Origins. Rated PG-13, start... ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

K ★3

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

V0.1.19 doesn't include Snow Leopard sup... ★4

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Guy behind the glass? Doing crosswords.

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

I was just thinking that. It's so he can... ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

You know you care. Are you allowed to li...

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

I thought that was part of a Peter Pan c...

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Innnnteresting, they never said anything... ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Bah Cynthia beat me by like 1 minute

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Now to be fair, you don't actually see S... ★5

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Definitely ogre used ★2

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

It was an honor serving with all of you ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

U ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Geez how old is that TV, looks like it b... ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

Good find sir! Thanks for the warning. ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Smart! ★1

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-06-23

Dude wtf you can't even throw a knife th...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-06-23

Lol! Man I must've missed this one ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Well fixed is the wrong word, my apologi... ★3

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-23

If I had to guess I'd say applesauce ★4

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Miracle doggo might have something to sa...

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Haha yes! Kris fixed the last panel. Tha... ★5

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Also: link??

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Whoa you can't say the t-word

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

And apparently, she's a lucky lady. ★3

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

All I know for sure is that I should be ... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Also the important thing everyone missed... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Oh good, nightmare fuel. ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

That was metered weird but I still liked...

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

*five some ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Right. This is one of the few characters... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

I doubt anyone was ready for this. ★3

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

I can't since Goofy is technically an ab... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Well the rule applies to cars , not truc...

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

I love your username ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

AHHHHHHHHHH GET IT GET IT ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

Unfortunately that was an uninhibited is... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

If I say yes will I get more favorites? ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

Yes, yes, and yes ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

867-5309

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

Right, so some brat throws a note on his... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Should've fixed it in beta ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

"This message will self destruct in five... ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Heh heh "Biology"

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

That escalated quickly ★2

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

What? I'm wearing two masks on each ear ...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

Again needs to be a recurring character

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Briefs why ★1

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

I don't see what the big deal is. I've w... ★1

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

But is there a mask I can wear over my e... ★2

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Nah. Wait...yes I'm sure it is >_>

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

There you are. Man I almost caught you i... ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

JF used a macro. He's far too busy being... ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

(I do care but I don't have a link)

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

Because, you know, she's so fat

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

Doesn't seem that random to me :P ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Me too! In fact, all of my comments incl... ★7

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Well I guess...yeah it should be. ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

I hate to tell you, but I think I got mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Yeeeeeuh, progressive, yo!! ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Thrice!

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Come on, guys, stops wasting my rockets....

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

Whaaat dude we have tons of positivity t... ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

What up, my Norway? ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

Necrophiliac?

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Grody, thanks

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Part of BLM push? I've gotten that one t...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Um what

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Counterspell, level 6 ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Maybeeee Pastis stole from him? Maybe no...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

This. Also, remember what Sandra Bulluck...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16

There is nothing funny about removing bo... ★4

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

But...you just... Don't play games with ... ★5

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I'll have what he's having

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Oh I thought it was an oscilloscope

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Aw not again. I mean yeah things have be... ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Yes, what can I help you with?

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I think you mean "linear" (a line) as op... ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Whoa hang on, I think time theft is hand...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Fair enough. I mean yeah I wear armor al... ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Bah I told Time Devil to take his coke w...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

What, humanity? How would you, you're a ...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

It's true! And you can attack someone's ... ★3

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Lobster fight. Whole big thing. Turns ou... ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Well it's hard to read with such a low p... ★2

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Also: curious if there's something I can...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Alternate ending Weird, it was blank whe...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Actually that's part of a Rorschach test... ★3

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

I'm not bored. I'm committed ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Sure. Hands him another piece of paper ★2

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Oops

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Sweet. And sour. ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

(If it wasn't obvious, the bottom half i... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Do you have time to rule on whether or n... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Stupid bot. Anyway, reminds me of http:/...

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Now now, no need to be too gentle with h... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Ah, but therin lies the beauty of the at... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Flagged. Other: Filled with marmalade. ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Replying to Soylent Jello: yes and have ...

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Nah just bowls. But like, big bowls

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Bowls, really ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

I favor a .45

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Sorry, looks like we lost the transmissi... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Good gravy that's a lot of coke to just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Ohhhh that's what he meant. I was like w... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Annnnd jammed

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Right? I would've used a giant Sharpie

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

No really, gtfo ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

PEAS

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Haha! Have you guys seen this web comic?... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

CAN'T ...is a cuss word to me that shoul...

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Also if no one takes panel 2 as a pfp I'... ★2

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Sounds to me like he needs better insura...

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

That does suck. I wish I had better guid... ★3

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Why does the blonde one have a shotgun??...

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Maybe you should cut back on your kerose... ★2

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Oh shhhhwait are you an alt? If you rear... ★7

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Oh I thought you said sexy toys. I'll ju... ★4

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

A working ultra-violet laser cannon ★6

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Or a Kodiak Bear ★5

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

And then she made me a grilled cheese sa... ★2

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Or you could make all my wildest fantasi... ★7

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Notice the naked pfp, because they'll ta...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

Scant moments before the end of the day,...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Dude...Regular Everyday Guy spells acron... ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

This. Also, I think there needs to be a ...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Psh but like what have they done for us ... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Does seem like he has something in mind

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-12

I will give Microsoft props for finally ... ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Forgot about Brian. Props to you both ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

I would tell you that it's more likely m... ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Hmmm you know....based on his comments I... ★5

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

OH I bet

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Ups lawsuit

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Omg FFwL is happening ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Great now I'm hungry

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

What is star fleet even good for?!

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Everyone we know Kris' personal Twitter ...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Super Ho ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

So true ★3

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

F@#$ing Internet Explorer. I have a supp... ★6

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Positively

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Because, I'd be OK with that ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

...I stole some plutonium

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I liked Hallux's long, looooong explanat... ★4

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Well how would you do it?

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Is FFwL going to be a regular thing now?... ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

...I'm being charged

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Well, shoot. Sorry you feel that way, bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Maybe she's just high

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Guess it depends on how selfish he is. ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Well he just bought that family so it ha... ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Ah, buyer's remorse. That's what you get... ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10

More probably. I don't like pineapple on...

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10

Rare bird, too. Only two left ★1

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

Thanks for taking the bait

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Better than the "goodbye walmart-these s... ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Wait, crap. Are you a pineapple?? Aw man... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Dude be like 8'-O

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Paid someone a hundred bucks ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Ruh? They didn't, it was me. We used the...

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Well they did but they haven't yet ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

There was once a dude who owed this othe... ★2

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

Oh snip-snap ★1

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

Oh shhhh...I swear I thought they were d... ★1

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

Seriously

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

Huh, been quite some time since I've act... ★3

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

It's definitely working

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

There may be some overlap between the tw...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

The best part is the one "twice" comment...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

About a shplorck past naarkf ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

If you've never seen Coraline, you could... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

I don't think so. I feel like a piece of... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

woo 200 comments due to the Dorothy disc...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

Fun fact: I know a guy from Brazil who s...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

If we can convince her to. We must emplo... ★3

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-07

Unlike hair haha ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

I don't know why this made me laugh so h... ★7

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-07

Thanks Kris! You're my favorite too but ... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Use something besides incendiary grenade...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Yeah what

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Welp...this explains a few things.

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

That's because it's an android. Hamdroid...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Apple vs Android. Neither faired well he... ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Wait are they a cat or a dog I'm confuse... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

And why isn't this a recurring character... ★4

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Thanks for picking up my slack! ★4

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Because...?

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Actually I've seen some where it wasn't ... ★4

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Man you need to remember to eat somethin... ★4

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Hunter. Monster Hunter. ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Well also, you know...he was a ass

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Hah classic.

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Brain read? Eye smell. Delicious music i... ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

G

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Patient: "The problem , doctor, is that ...

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Wonder if I'd lose my license for attack... ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Ghhhkt . Can't resist, have to favorite ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Reminds me of yesterday when we made tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

Wear tighter pants then. Oh, you meant t... ★5

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

Well to be fair it's inflatable

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

How'd his latest court martial go? ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Well someone needs to ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

I know who you're talking about-his name... ★2

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Bet you wish you had one of these. Don't... ★4

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

I think you're remembering what you want...

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Once you go orange, you're fortified wit... ★5

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Well, it's...they matter but...uh...hmmm... ★2

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Sounds good. I'll get the duct tape and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

By the way it didn't work can someone he... ★1

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

That explains the ticking

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

Well that's just silly. You want to use ...

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

It's true! Just the other day I was punc... ★1

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

"Huh, that's weird. Anyway who turned up...

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

That's not bad! A few too many syllables... ★2

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

Dang that's ambitious, props ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Later, the wife and kids escape and meet... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Gotta read fast

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Netflix HQ door bangs open "Guys! There'... ★5

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

...and decided to use the same name? Wha... ★1

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Hey you updated your pfp. Looking good, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

That's why I usually prefer an air strik... ★1

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

He means he sat on her with his mouth-he... ★2

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

For just a moment yes

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

I think Mythbusters tried that on electr... ★1

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

Dang...can't argue with that technique. ...

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

Heh well, I'm surprised but not shocked

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-26

What they have those two dozen please

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Control alt delete!

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Alma mater

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Well next time don't do it during an ass... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

I thought you were limited to rings and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

Seconded. It's a cheesy comic after all ★3

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

That'd be in the trophy room ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

That character looks like the Villager f... ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

I too use video games to distract myself... ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

At least it happens in a controlled envi... ★5

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Ohhhhhhhh, okay ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

I mean just look at her. That bitch ★2

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

I love how honest orange shirt's respons... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Bah I can't resist, here's a favorite

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-18

Run? Why?

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

Yeah pretty sure Bestiphilia is when you... ★6

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

And, he was killed by one! :) ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

\m/ I prefer rock

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

It's kind of zen, if you think about it

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

You are blowing my mind right now

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

No it's just like... super biodegradable... ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-17

Hmm gotta keep an eye on the situation. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-17

Sparing is caring

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

"Um. Have we met?" ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Pre-EGG-niert

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

...aren't exactly friends?

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

One of my favorite OSes...next to window...

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Someone had to say it. ★1

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Innnnnteresting. What're you trying to p... ★1

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Bidding will begin at 300. Do I hear 300... ★2

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Sorry! I just wanted to steal Hubert's t...

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Tres!

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Stop drop roll

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Confirmed ★1

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Doctor: Did you try...bewbs? Nurse: :-O ... ★6

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Super late to comment. There actually is... ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Dammit Jim, I'm a monster hunter not a s...

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Eh, I'd watch it at least once ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Exceptions?

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Ugh Cars 2 was...not as good as the orig... ★4

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

I bet it was a... big bang ;-) ★3

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-12

Man, I dunno. I think I'd be pretty weir...

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-12

No problem, pal. It needed to be done. B...

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

I think you misspelled explosm

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Yyyyyep, absolutely. I would too if I fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Omg that man is wearing a sash made of s... ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-11

No...

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-11

Doctor: "Wait, this ground sounds like g... ★1

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-11

I'm later. I was off pruning the goblin ...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-11

Dang, girl. What was in that glass? That... ★1

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-06

Ugh, larpers. Like monster hunting isn't... ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Aw man, all this time I've been hunting ... ★4

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Wow, that's really rough . Are you sure ... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

They say you cannot rape the willing.

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

... or take. ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Green shirt in panel 4: "Who was that gu... ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Wonder when she has the revelation that ... ★3

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-05

Headline: Orange Shirt Threatens Doctor,...

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

He's not speaking in tongues. I was tryi... ★1

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

One more reason to always have Countersp... ★2

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Oh no you're right! gasp am I the monste... ★4

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Darryl sounds interesting. Who is he?

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

I know! How am I supposed to compete wit... ★3

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

In that order. Scurvy also. ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Don't be too sure. My parents are anti-v...

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Pantera?

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Sssssseexxxxxxxx ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Sure looks like it. Good for him, gettin...

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

So you fed your audience poisoned hands ... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

They say to write what you know

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Ah that explains how you turned out to b...

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Mirror: "Two haircuts and you've got a d... ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Because they taste so much better alive?...

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

I think the store is closed, you have to... ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Happy birthday dude

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Actually the cop is on a ladder. Just lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-26

Nice

Comment to comic 5287 on 2020-04-26

Well now I'm conflicted

Comment to comic 5286 on 2020-04-26

Bigfoot needs love too

Comment to comic 5254 on 2020-04-26

I don't know what these things are but t...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2020-04-26

There's only one person who can stop him...

Comment to comic 5160 on 2020-04-26

No I've seen a lot of monsters and I'm p... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2020-04-26

Curse you Dracula. I'll get you one of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2020-04-26

Class: Lycan (werewolf) Threat: High Sug... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2020-04-26

VAMP

Comment to comic 5049 on 2020-04-25

Class: Bigfoot Threat: Moderate/high Sug... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2020-04-25

Sorry, I thought he was dead at the time...

Comment to comic 4919 on 2020-04-25

See?! I've been saying they're dangerous...

Comment to comic 4919 on 2020-04-25

Pretty sure he meant he would not kill, ...

Comment to comic 4886 on 2020-04-25

What a troll. I saw you, you jerk. You c...

Comment to comic 4882 on 2020-04-25

Waldo...just why

Comment to comic 4830 on 2020-04-25

WTF I thought he hung himself like, ten ...

Comment to comic 4809 on 2020-04-25

Dawwww

Comment to comic 4797 on 2020-04-25

Class: Red Dragon Threat: Extreme Sugges...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2020-04-25

Class: Silhouette Threat: High Suggested...

Comment to comic 4696 on 2020-04-25

Class: Invisidog Threat: Moderate/High S...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2020-04-25

Man I hope I don't turn out like this. ★1

Comment to comic 4613 on 2020-04-25

Don't worry, it's a dinosaur not a monst...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2020-04-25

Trust me, as a genie hunter the only win... ★1

Comment to comic 4581 on 2020-04-25

Hope that wasn't your last wish ★1

Comment to comic 4580 on 2020-04-25

So far my favorite way of dealing with g...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2020-04-25

Unorthodox but that's one way to go

Comment to comic 4579 on 2020-04-25

Finally

Comment to comic 4400 on 2020-04-25

Not a vampire, just a jerk with fake fan...

Comment to comic 4366 on 2020-04-25

Ent with a knife! Ent with a knife

Comment to comic 4273 on 2020-04-25

Tarantulas aren't actually monsters. But...

Comment to comic 4156 on 2020-04-25

Class: Grinch Threat: Moderate/High Sugg... ★1

Comment to comic 4154 on 2020-04-25

Class: Gingerbread person Threat: Minima... ★4

Comment to comic 4134 on 2020-04-25

Hmmm only half vampire huh? Sucks, dude....

Comment to comic 4126 on 2020-04-25

Class: Cloud person Threat: Varies Sugge...

Comment to comic 4086 on 2020-04-25

Is it the one where I'm hunting you?

Comment to comic 4066 on 2020-04-25

The master at work

Comment to comic 3754 on 2020-04-25

Bloody mimics

Comment to comic 3589 on 2020-04-25

Fire a stinger missile at it!

Comment to comic 3589 on 2020-04-25

Yeah I think it's magic.

Comment to comic 3500 on 2020-04-25

Oh good another loose genie. Please stop...

Comment to comic 3408 on 2020-04-25

Technically a monster, butt a necessary ...

Comment to comic 3326 on 2020-04-25

Class: Cyborg (Cyber bully) Threat: Mode...

Comment to comic 3045 on 2020-04-25

Class: Tickle Monster Threat: High Sugge...

Comment to comic 2950 on 2020-04-25

Class: Brainsucker type C Threat: Modera... ★1

Comment to comic 2940 on 2020-04-25

Class: Hair bird Threat: Minimal Suggest...

Comment to comic 2854 on 2020-04-25

Class: Giant Butterfly Threat: Moderate ...

Comment to comic 2808 on 2020-04-25

Class: Sass-quatch Threat: Moderate Sugg...

Comment to comic 2676 on 2020-04-25

Class: Peeve Threat: Moderate Suggested ... ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Unfortunate, but the battery life must b...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Also acceptable

Comment to comic 2305 on 2020-04-24

Class: Sentient Beard Threat: Minimal/Mo... ★1

Comment to comic 2285 on 2020-04-24

Friggin' zamboes

Comment to comic 2243 on 2020-04-24

So many genies. We're hosed.

Comment to comic 2188 on 2020-04-24

These aren't monsters, they're heroes ★1

Comment to comic 2169 on 2020-04-24

Yep. I'm on it.

Comment to comic 2039 on 2020-04-24

Class: Personal Space Invader Threat: Mi... ★1

Comment to comic 1953 on 2020-04-24

Well that's a new one. I'll get the tire...

Comment to comic 1886 on 2020-04-24

Class: Roc Threat: High Suggested ordina...

Comment to comic 1841 on 2020-04-24

Class: Lemonstine Threat: Sour Suggested...

Comment to comic 1654 on 2020-04-24

Also: nail bat will work for these

Comment to comic 1654 on 2020-04-24

Luckily these are no longer accepted as ...

Comment to comic 1636 on 2020-04-24

Class: Grimmace? Threat: Moderate Sugges... ★1

Comment to comic 1627 on 2020-04-24

Was just thinking that. Stinger missiles...

Comment to comic 1571 on 2020-04-24

Class: Giant snail Threat: Minimal Sugge...

Comment to comic 1540 on 2020-04-24

Don't shake his hand ★1

Comment to comic 1403 on 2020-04-24

Well this is a bloody mess.

Comment to comic 1378 on 2020-04-24

Well done

Comment to comic 1363 on 2020-04-24

Wait are they outside? Shouldn't he fry....

Comment to comic 1322 on 2020-04-24

Class: Mimic Threat: High Suggested ordi... ★1

Comment to comic 1318 on 2020-04-24

Good hunting, Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber... ★6

Comment to comic 1313 on 2020-04-24

Class: Bumblebear Threat: High until it ...

Comment to comic 1282 on 2020-04-24

There you are. Chk-chk ★1

Comment to comic 1246 on 2020-04-24

Thanks, Jack!

Comment to comic 1224 on 2020-04-24

Class: Anthropomorphic dinosaur Threat: ... ★1

Comment to comic 1201 on 2020-04-24

Class: Turtle-demon Threat: Moderate Sug...

Comment to comic 1181 on 2020-04-24

Class: Snowman Threat: Moderate Suggeste... ★1

Comment to comic 1126 on 2020-04-24

Alien, not a monster

Comment to comic 1067 on 2020-04-24

Class: Unidentified Eldritch Horror Thre... ★5

Comment to comic 979 on 2020-04-24

And today Ash is doing my job.

Comment to comic 938 on 2020-04-24

Two please

Comment to comic 926 on 2020-04-24

Class: George, curious Threat: High (esp...

Comment to comic 876 on 2020-04-24

Actually headshots work well, usually. M... ★2

Comment to comic 846 on 2020-04-24

Class: Bigfoot Threat: Moderate Suggeste...

Comment to comic 845 on 2020-04-24

Class: Mermaid Threat: Moderate Suggeste...

Comment to comic 836 on 2020-04-24

Technically a monster but I'd leave the ...

Comment to comic 831 on 2020-04-24

This is clearly a hallucination, Thomas ... ★1

Comment to comic 772 on 2020-04-24

Not a monster. Get that checked out by a...

Comment to comic 716 on 2020-04-24

Bet they make a great cream of mushroom ...

Comment to comic 716 on 2020-04-24

I'll be honest, I dont know what this th...

Comment to comic 706 on 2020-04-24

Class: Vampire Threat: Extreme Suggested...

Comment to comic 631 on 2020-04-24

Class: Zarcbuklioid infantry Threat: Hig...

Comment to comic 628 on 2020-04-24

Class: Pokemon (Bulbasaur) Threat: Moder...

Comment to comic 614 on 2020-04-24

Well, crud. Was wondering what happened ...

Comment to comic 585 on 2020-04-24

I will pay any amount of money for this ...

Comment to comic 545 on 2020-04-24

Not a monster, unless you're a racist

Comment to comic 544 on 2020-04-24

He did it because he knew I was coming a...

Comment to comic 522 on 2020-04-24

Class: Douchebag Threat: Moderate Sugges...

Comment to comic 512 on 2020-04-24

Yeah I don't need to worry about this mo...

Comment to comic 486 on 2020-04-24

Class: Slimer Tier 3 Threat: High/Extrem...

Comment to comic 480 on 2020-04-24

Class: Scarecrow Threat: Minimal Suggest... ★1

Comment to comic 452 on 2020-04-24

Class: Flying Booty Threat: Moderate Sug...

Comment to comic 448 on 2020-04-24

Whoops, missed one. Ah well someone'll g... ★1

Comment to comic 447 on 2020-04-24

Agreed

Comment to comic 420 on 2020-04-24

Heh still makes me laugh.

Comment to comic 418 on 2020-04-24

Hmmm hunting Waldo would be dangerous......

Comment to comic 409 on 2020-04-24

Class: Uh...Waldo? Threat: High Suggeste...

Comment to comic 401 on 2020-04-24

Class: Fire starter (8th gen) Threat: Hi...

Comment to comic 385 on 2020-04-24

Happy anniversary! A few years late

Comment to comic 372 on 2020-04-24

Oh so you're the one who let a genie off...

Comment to comic 365 on 2020-04-24

Green shirt did my work for me

Comment to comic 341 on 2020-04-24

Class: Laser ho Threat: High Suggested o...

Comment to comic 304 on 2020-04-24

Oh and gun control works too

Comment to comic 304 on 2020-04-24

Class: Texasman Threat: Moderate Suggest... ★2

Comment to comic 280 on 2020-04-24

Class: Zombie boyfriend Threat: Moderate...

Comment to comic 279 on 2020-04-24

Aw man, I knew I lost a bear trap. Whoop...

Comment to comic 169 on 2020-04-24

Class: Genie Threat: Extreme Suggested o... ★2

Comment to comic 144 on 2020-04-24

Class: Zombie Threat: High Suggested ord... ★3

Comment to comic 69 on 2020-04-24

Class: Brainsucker type B Threat: Depend... ★1

Comment to comic 49 on 2020-04-24

Eh. Monstrous, but not a monster. Carry ...

Comment to comic 39 on 2020-04-24

Class: Turtle (invisible) Threat: Minima... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

It's biodegradable. You read it while yo...

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-22

To be fair, the tree wasn't doing any tr...