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Martian Cthulhu
874 comments (2015-12-01 – 2017-07-11) to 224 comics
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Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
I'm a fake man, and I find this offensiv...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
Sounds like a pornhub title
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
And you are...? ★1
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19
Is this that game Spongebob and Patrick ...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19
Inconceivable! ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Right?
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
So I'm straight.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Not first.
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22
Yeah on second thoughts, maybe just 19--...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
@Explosm I've come up with a way to dele...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Yea. ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
Lol. Badges. I remember a young and chee... ★6
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
Twice!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
@ProfessAdeath Jesus was actually brough...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
Yes. Yes it did.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
"I'm challenging your communist pussy as... ★1
Comment to comic 4246 on 2017-04-14
That movie was great.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
You change your profile picture too ofte...
Comment to comic 3418 on 2017-04-12
Trevor!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2IPAOxrH7R...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
5/9.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
Then again, our curriculum is the second...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
B is bad for you? I got 43% for mathemat...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
For a maths teacher, he doesn't know man...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
Yeah
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
@Noodle Why is your avatar of Cyborg Noo...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
*that that old Genie OR that Old Genie
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
It is done. I flagged all the spam, All ...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29
I wish I could wish for more wishes
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27
Dandelo. Or Pennywise, if you haven't re...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Nick pls
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
I've been waiting SIX YEARS for this mom...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
What?
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Who needs men when you have Heroin?
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Damn right.
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Why would you even have guy friends? Men...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20
Wow. I am amazed at your extreme intelle... ★1
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19
I'm wasted on it right now, sorry if I c...
Comment to comic 3775 on 2017-03-19
Kids you put on your dick? That's fucked... ★1
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19
My favorite video game is heroine. Choos... ★1
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
You can't pay the bill if you don't know...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
What's with all the rorschach-blot comic...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18
Native Americans discovered 0, not the p...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17
You don't listen to Gorillaz??? Blasphem...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15
Got fucked by when you stole the cash li...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Okay, so we've got a Rent-Boy, like, and... ★3
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Yah mate, you mighta got clean like, but...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Nah mate, imma let 'Im dig 'is own grave...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Pedophile killer's coming for you next y...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
@MemZA you pedophilic hentai-loving auti...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
What the fuck does that mean? Are you as...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14
Where's the joke?
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14
I just want to start... a flame in your ...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
You can't go to Juvenile detention if yo...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
No Ron.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
Clearly you haven't watched the movie.
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
I had a craving. ★1
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08
I approve of your appreciation for fruit... ★1
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-05
She can't reach. ★2
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-05
He mean he could... transgender? ★2
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
She's a girl.
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
Thelegend27?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
It's pg 13.
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
They're called BENDERS for a reason. The...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
Contrary to popular belief, gasoline is ...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
Just beat the devil out of it.
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
You are mistaking Australian mannerisms ...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Wow, here I was thinking it was Thursday...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Is that a threat?
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Awooooo! Nyaaaahhhh! Leedle leedle leedl... ★3
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
It's Thursday
Comment to comic 4377 on 2017-02-21
He turned off the monitor. ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
Cash me ousside...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10
Alestorm is my favorite band.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
I have word of another settlement that n...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
You're a disease, Mrs. Anderson. And we....
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
will you marry me?
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
I'd go for a *Dragoon. My life for Aiur!...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
Inb4 they fix the random line on the tre...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
Good one.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
Your pun makes me periodically want to k... ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
Watch glowing 1000 degree knife vs my wr...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
*Spelling Intensifies
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
Stolen joke.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27
I have a tag, it's just invisible. My do... ★2
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27
I love the video for loan-digger.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27
Oh the things that become memes. ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
2 whiskeys!
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
OR GET TRUMPED BY HIS POWER ★2
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
In Australian prisons, prisoners would d...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
A) I'm back B) I'm not gonna do polls an...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-03
Maybe in YOUR country.
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-03
Compulsory Poll of the day: Is abortion ...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
Compulsory Poll of the day: Have you bro...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
Compulsory poll of the day: New Year's R... ★2
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
I'm back from vacation, and am now capab... ★1
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
Status report: I will be going away for ...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
Hey, I've seen the bulge. Does he keep a...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24
Pffft humans ★3
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
Why is his dick so small? Oh yeah and- C...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
The cliffs of insanity! ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Meh ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
A girl with no nose will murder you at m... ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
I hope you didn't make an account for th... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
That's just me begging for a tag. ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
*never will I'm too cool for a tag (prov... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Uh... Sorry? ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Compulsory Poll of the day: Greatest inv... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Wow, that's the first time you've ever c... ★5
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
The actual parents. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
http://explosm.net/comics/3042/ ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
Like a barber's poll?
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
Compulsory poll of the day: What do you ...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
2 eyes
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
Everyone in Gorillaz is Damon, minus the...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
CORRECTION: You're supposed to capitalis... ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
How 'bout you turn on the light?
Comment to comic 3580 on 2016-12-20
This actually does work if you have the ... ★5
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
Okay, um... *too *More *comments *means ...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
Hey Mr. White: The cat's in the bag...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
It's called a tag, and you don't get one...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
You said help me out, so I feel obligate...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
Compulsory Poll of The Day: Are there to...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
*woman
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Sorry?
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
vampirism is an STD ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Compulsory Poll of the Day: Worst STD: a...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
His father was also his mother's uncle.
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
All I'm finishing is your education: *he... ★1
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
Hells yeah, Mr. White!
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
I got the joke. Do I get a reward?
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
I will not be uploading a poll today as ...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
Is it commenter?
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
...?
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
It's not ice, it's cocaine.
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
Compulsory poll of the day: Write your o... ★2
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
I just noticed: If you drag someones pro... ★2
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
Also, if you're gonna talk about the sec...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
Your name's actually Brian, Brian.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
You didn't own the car wash. You worked ... ★1
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
OK so it's official. High-Kick is the wo... ★8
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
It's actually a list of the most frequen...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
;) You got it.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
You were better in Malcolm in The Middle... ★2
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
If it's me I'll leave forever.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
COMPULSORY Poll of the Day: Worst freque...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
I've got a good poll. When the next comi...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
*across the road
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
...and now you can't delete that horribl...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
*adoption
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
And I have a tag because, oh wait...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
fuck
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
What?
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
You are a disease, Mr Anderson.
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Learn to speak
Comment to comic 836 on 2016-12-13
Ents are not actually trees, contrary to... ★1
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
*Veal A veil is traditional facial attir...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Compulsory poll of the day: Deadliest di...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
What a terrible story.
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
I'll do another poll when they do anothe...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
We should go out, that's my favourite co...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
I dunno, is Minecraft gay? Wait... I fee... ★1
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
a, b, c, d, i, l and n are all colours.
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
*That child ate something inedible. ★3
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
Compulsory Poll of the day: Best colour:...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
It's not... What?
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-12
I'm hurt
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
I wish you hadn't come back. ★1
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
Really? That's weird, cus my Generic Bra...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
Little known fact: I'm actually the "lit...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
Compulsory poll of the day: Are family r...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
@TGITG Nice Profile Pic
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
What? ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11
*Britain
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11
His face
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11
*? Sorry
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11
Like that time I couldn't post the poll ...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
@C you know what to do.
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
What?
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
Compulsory poll of the day: coolest occu...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
I fell into the river Lethe. :(
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
Autobiographical?
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
Compulsory Poll of The Day: By request o...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
Compulsory poll of the day: Leo's Oscar ...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
"Oh god, why are you naked?" "I'm raisin...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
And now for our feature presen- uh I mea...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
*sucks ★1
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
LunarLegion! Why would you do such a thi...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
Okay thanks. It was a question, really.
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
Compulsory poll of the day: Is Blackmail...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Well Imma wait for the new comic before ...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Is the man in the closed panel dead or a... ★1
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Compulsory Poll of the Day: IS CaPitalIs...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
That one's not very funny. http://explos...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
Yeah, that's my favourite too.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
Compulsory poll of the day: Best C&H com...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
BOLD ITALIC TEXT INTENSIFIES
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
wut?
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
GHOST COPS!!! fuk yea
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
No, his Mom would go to a fancy restaura...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
I'll just say what you probably will do:...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Fapfapfapfapfap
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Johnny Bravo all the way, m8
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Well just think, if all it takes is a ci...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Also is there a reason why the police of...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Compulsory poll of the day: The CREATE Y...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04
Uh... No?
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04
Why?
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
Hm. Your answer has been accepted by the...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
I got better.
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
We all see it. Clear your cache.
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
I'm back to the normal Martian Chicken C... ★2
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
Noodle wasn't even born in the 80's. I d...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
No shi- Oh wait, it's you.
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
Compulsory poll of the day: Worst time p...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I've been a little busy with work-stuff....
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
That was actually the poll, by the way.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I forgot to comment yesterday. I feel te...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Uh... I... Guess that's... Twice?
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
420 blaze ultra cool super mega oh mom g...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Jesus, God and The Holy Ghost have had a...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Can't you just fucking give it?
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Compulsory poll of the day: Christmas is...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
But not white men.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
That would be crazy, but also not at all...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
This one: http://66.media.tumblr.com ? C...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
In original text, the angel Helel was th...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
10 points to Gorillaz
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
She ceased to exist after she gave birth...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Compulsory poll of the day: If God was r...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Are you James Watson in disguise?
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Your vote has been registered for- Huh? ... ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Compulsory poll of the day: Has science ...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
One of my friend's tenants is Les Claypo...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
"I just think we should see other people...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
Compulsory poll of the day: Favourite Co...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
Compulsory poll of the day: Which is mor...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
I am the plan I am the man Who tells you...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Uh, i guarantee that no one will no who ...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Nope, more polls coming bois and gurls.
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
That explains why it wasn't funny ★7
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Y'all need more Jesus in your diet. It's...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Compulsory poll of the day: Is MC runnin...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
What did it end up as? If it's any conso...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Nopleaseyourpedostacheistoogreat
Comment to comic 2243 on 2016-11-27
Pls no
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Of you google it, it gives Zack Ryder ac...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Gigantic dildos. Probably ★2
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
Compulsory (and depressing) poll of the ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
By being able to afford stuff, you mean?...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
Compulsory poll of the day: Should there...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Your tag doesn't say 5/5 for nothing. ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Compulsory poll of the day: ____ was wor...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Bowser shell
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
No No
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Um...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Wut. Oh well. Gay
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Kinky
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Probs
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
Awful
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
I'm not dead anymore, so... Compulsory p...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
Thanks!
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
No poll today because I died. Sorry for ... ★2
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
Whatsapp group
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
Not much. He's more active on the group....
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
It's funnier if you read it in a posh Br... ★3
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
The answers to yesterday's poll: a) Sadd... ★1
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
Compulsory poll of the day. Favorite chi...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
Ahem, do you even read? Last name 1 chan...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
Daily expose: High Kick and Astro are th...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
Compulsory poll of the day: Worst leader...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
A Krissard is never late. ★2
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
And you in mine, guy who can't spell.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Compulsory poll of the day: Will Putin b...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Please die
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
It's freaking me out
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Please stop watching.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
I prefer audiophile, which is what I am....
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
I read Calvin and Hobbes so, yeah, I kno...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Kinky
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Compulsory poll of the day: Best word in...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
hashtagShamelessSelfPromotion
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
It must be really hard to use a computer...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
If you found his, then you should be abl...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
I rate 10/10, It tastes much better than... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
Who's Mike?
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
Do you even Shorts, fam?
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
*not
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
Compulsory poll of the day: TRUE or FALS...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
I'll drink to that.
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Ahem Mobile Skype with sign language.
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Compulsory poll of the day: Is Islam a r...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Well you were blamed for your significan...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
@Jimmy I watched the new mini and do you...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
And your soulmate gave you your phone ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
I know
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
My man ★1
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
It's more of a lifestyle.
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
Pastafarianism was started as a joke, an...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-15
Well stolen. Please create original joke... ★3
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
Compulsory Poll of the day: The best rel... ★1
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
Well I think that we can all agree that ...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
Compulsory Poll of the day: Quentintin T...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
Cus life's a piece of shit, when you loo... ★2
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
Don't cry for me 'Cus I'm disabled
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
God spoke Hebrew.
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
Look who it is! Itsa Vio! THE GREATESTA ... ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
Compulsory Psalm of the day: Blessed is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11
Compulsory poll of the day: Favorite dis... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
@Noodle. You look pretty good in the new...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Tow the materials
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Because we can get a concrete one for ar...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Do you want to be my Chief of Security?
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Do want to be in charge of Research and ...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
. Just
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Compulsory poll of the day: Should our p...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
At this point, Remnant is better than Am... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Check again
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
For all you Americans: I'll make space f...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Compulsory psalm of the day: America's f... ★2
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Compulsory poll of the day: Who's gonna ...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
Compulsory Poll of the day: When someone...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
Compulsory Poll of the day: Which is wor...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-06
He says yes.
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
It was actually a 4D tesseract hypercube...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
"TELL THE WORLD, WHAT THE ANGELS MEANT, ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
Shit- I'm late! Shit! Shit! Shit! Uhhhhh... ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
My brother solves these. He thinks that ...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
So that'd be Noodle, then?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
God forbid
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
Compulsory poll of the day: Best comment...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02
Compoolsory pool oov the dee: I'm not ga...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
Eh hem
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
Compulsory poll of the day: Comedy is: 1...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
There are usually 2 posts a day: a QOTD ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
Compulsory poll of the day: Do you even ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
m8 my phone's broken email me that shit
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
It's not Serious Question expecting Seri...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Thought of the day: Joc, please stop bli...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Actually it's wool
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Compulsory poll of the day: CTEK-LITE It...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Question of the day: Is there a god?
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
Batman?
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
Thoughts of the day: I really like Itsya... ★1
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
Compulsory poll of the day: What is your...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
Question of the day: Favourite C&H recur...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
ARRRRGHHHHH DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE RAW!...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Compulsory poll of the day: Which is mor...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Hardcore Henry. I second that.
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
qUeStIoN oF tHe DaY: Favorite movies?
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
@C please stop changing your profile.
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
What if I say "Please"?
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
Found a Halloween costume for TGITG: htt...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
According to Astro's list, I'm not relev...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
Please marry me. Your profile pic is ver...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
Question of the day: Is Deathwing gone? ...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
It's under neath my skin. It comes and g...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
I'm allergic to Ocean Bacon
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25
That's the point of Pratchett's Death. H...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25
No one lives there.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
Question of the day: What are YOU allerg...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24
Compulsory poll of the day: Terry Pratch... ★1
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24
Full stops are everything
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24
Ayyy, I love that movie.
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24
Question of the day! What is the maximum... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24
Ahem. It's on dailymotion.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
Compulsory poll of the day: Is the Moon ...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
Is... That... Fire... Holy Shit!
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
Question of they day: What is the meanin...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Question of the day: Why are Polish peop...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Wasn't that meant to restart today?
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Shut up. That movie sucked ass.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Compulsary Poll of the day: Chip packets...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
They take our daughters and our sons to ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21
As of 2 weeks ago: 18 to 24 working days...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
Compulsory (and topical) poll of the day...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Holy shit it's Leafy. Kill me.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
*cornflakes
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Doo doo doo doo DOO doo. / \
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Me likes metanfootamun.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Question of the day: Considering anyone ... ★1
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Complulsory poll of the day. Am I a wast...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
What he said. ⬇️
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Well you'll never have to worry about th...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
But what are the roots that clutch, what... ★1
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Oops, autocorrect! I meant to say: inb4 ... ★1
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Inb4 Cancer
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Interesting art style. Semi-creative plo...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Line one movie actions, by Dob Reyblkene...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Wait, shit.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Now I'm gonna be hip and cool like RIPa8...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Uhh... What?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Compulsory poll of the day: Is China rea...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
You?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
RIP Noodle 1990 - 2016 Didn't get the co...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
The way the Trump fans see it.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
You capitalized someone. Who's Someone?
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Compulsory Poll of the day: A ruined nat...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
@Jimmy Hate to twist you mind, but God a...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
When a star falls it turn into a Strange...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
^ when you log into the wrong account so...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
wait- are you trying to trick me? Is thi... ★1
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
I love me a little Avenged Sevenfold.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
It lives!
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
Question of the day: who is The Coon?
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15
actually the joke is that they are Lesbi... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-15
"Within 18 working days."
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
Stop. Please.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
Question of the day: Who is the new blok...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-14
Very good. You left out the part when yo...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-12
Jacksfilms reference.
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Here's a challenge for Noodle. If you ar...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Well Noodle is 26 now so it only makes s...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Oh shit that means it's time for [Commen...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
That'll be my Question of the day .
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
P.S It has nothing to do with the comic....
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Time for another question: What am I doi...
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07
Question of the day: Why do middle finge...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
Oh yeah? So if his wife is fucking someo...
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
Reminds me of Jemaine. Hurhurhurhurdehur...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Fuck you ★3
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
wild applause
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Muahahahahha!
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
It shall be I
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I will be the one.
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I will reach the bottom.
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Gay!
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
No that's August 9th
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
I miss rubber-arms man. :(
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
*Virtual High-fives sent. ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
I spew my shit everywhere: plooooooooooo...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
He's got broads in Atlanta
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Nope
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Well, that's where I got mine , anyway.
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Online
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
He's been doing this for months.
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
I thought you were leaving?
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Steel fuel can't beam me up, Scotty. Jet...
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
Just stop. ★1
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
Stop. ★1
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-07
I feel like this is a follow up to the l...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
I think that the reason my tag is taking...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
Was that the joke?
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
With a hashtag
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
killyourselfinasuicidepactforharambe
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
Racist!
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
Sorry.
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
I'd do the news but I don't give a shit....
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
My intestinal worms died. :(
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
I'd trade lives with the wizard, because...
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
I didn't like the others, they were all ...
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
The magic of (weird) autocorrect.
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
A better place.
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
"What's the time? It's quarter to 9! Tim...
Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
No. No. Please, no.
Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
I hate crime.
Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
Shits lit, fam.
Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
Hang yourself with a guitar string, lose...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
@Z for Rising Against the flow of commen...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
@C, it's good to know I'm not forgotten....
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
How do you know I'm not black?
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
Did somebody say crack?
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
@C. You forgot about me. Or don't I coun...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
They send our daughters and our sons To ...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
Welcome to the news with Martian Cthulhu... ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
I'm glad I wasn't here for THAT . ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
*Dead inside ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
What about his back? What's wrong with h... ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
Also also twice ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
What buck teeth? ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
3 + 1 is 5 confirmed. Doo Doo Doo Doo DO... ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
I've come to sleep with you again. ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
Your tag should be: Thinks too much. ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
*Penis parries your penis sword with my ... ★1
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
The only Important News with Martian Cth... ★4
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
Obelix
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
We should JATO-Frag party: https://www.y...
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
No!! Make it go away!!!
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
Why settle for a 12 step program when yo...
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Monty Python, The bridge scene. Sir Gala...
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Oh my dude, you just got pranked.
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
News time! More like about time. Haha. -... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Wow. I just encountered Trumps Wall of t...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
No. No.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01
To combat seep deprivation insomnia, I'd...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01
Time to read this... Lol, never mind.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Nice badge.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Too many comments to sift through
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Until then...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
More news with the new comic, guys.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Aw, thank you!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
*extended shitpost.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I'll catch the first flight to chernarus...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Do you guys enjoy the News or should I k... ★3
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
That awkward moment when you have no fri...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Shit! And I'm out of silver bullets!
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Sorry for the delay with this one, had o...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Thank you, Sans. And now- the maybenotev...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
More like multipltimesadaily news show.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Welcome back to the Daily News show with...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30
He owes you nothing. His words, not mine...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Hashtag hashtagsdontworkamiright?
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Fuck you the news is mine! ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Gee was I inactive today. Sorry for that...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
No, it's: Bye, friend. Get it right. Idi...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
You... you're from Mars too? And you're ...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
News time! -PinoBatch hates the comments...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
CTHULHU WOULD WIN
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Lol, wuts a badge?
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Fuck yourself. Happy?
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Windmill, Windmill for the land Learn fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I'm a chicken from mars, and I hate him....
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
You are watching DjokeAlert, with Killer...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
My gender is the number 11 Also I'm a po...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
That's too many references for me, thank...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
New news with the new comic.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Never ask a question OSAMA: question?
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
News time! -Magical Hobo likes porn. -Th... ★2
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Not another Sans. Why god?
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
We know.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Dickstar is a compliment. It gets autoco...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Which ever makes you feel comfortable.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
He died from eating too many cheetos and...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Welcome to the second News Chunk of the ...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Bingo
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Next time. Have a favorite so I'll remem...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
@C The truth hurts.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Your name includes a hyphen, and my hyph...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
@MGW, Cteklite, Noodle, Overused Meme, S...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
He watched The Lion King like 8 times. ★4
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Kill yourself
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Now that Keemstar is gone, I have to dou...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-27
Hmm... Maybe you're right.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Soon.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
I live in the eastern hemisphere so it's...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
@MGW + Ctelkite + Stank Taters + Noodle.... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Humans...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
I'm gonna start a live chat room for the... ★1
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-26
No! Not you Jackie!!
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Welcome to today's NEWS- wait... Forget ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Preaching apocalypse is my thing.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
@N I meant to write a book once. So much... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
AJ makes a dated reference. Applause. Fa... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
*yawns
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
-and I'm still waiting on ThatGuyInTheGu...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
Boom! reference!
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
Welcome to the C&H Daily Comments News s...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
There are such things as time zones.
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
You missed the part where I said centera...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Welcome to the Mid-Afternoon (Central Eu...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Welcome to the morning (depending on whe...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
theyalreadyfixedit.
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
You aren't a very good anti-drug bear.
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Martian Cthulhu's daily update: Cteklite...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
A Judgemental bastard, you are.
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Boom, REFERENCE!
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
The cyanide and happiness version of Met...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
"KNEEL, OR FACE CTHULHU" -Me
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Are you sure that a chicken didn't eat i...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
That awkward moment when you high as fuc...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Here's a joke: what did the whale say to...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
NOW KNEEL is still my thing, btw.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
This guy knows it.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Or you could just go with the flow and t... ★2
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Good job, Jimmy.
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
That awkward moment when you think to yo... ★4
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
Giant Country
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
Do you want to send me $$?
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
That awkward moment when a random homele...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Oh no! Now it's verbs too!
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
This is really Patricking my gears.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Oh whoops sorry. Slip of the mind finger...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Which one?
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
That squidward moment when you realise t...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
mOBSCENE = illuminati confirmed
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Ha haa! He said poo! @JH: eat up.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Why Marilyn why?!?!
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
We, the audience, hear several more bang...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
PKS, I swear...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
It isn't about shitposting. It isn't abo...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Agreed
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
@F maybe.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
@F you think this comic is funny?
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Did you say something? Look closely at m...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Beats me.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Youtill?
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Thoroughly so.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Good to know. I'm F. Just F.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD BUT THE CHILDREN WH... ★2
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
@MGW below: OK. Sorry if that was the fi...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
FUCK. Send
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
@MGW Dunno what JD is or if Im missing s...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
YOU STOLE MY LINE! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR VIC... ★1
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
To MGW; Below: The frantic madmen Who sp...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
That awkward moment when you realise tha...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16
Oh shit...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16
Meh.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Once a week The spirits speak They say t...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
I do believe he commented twice Excuse m... ★2
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Why am I always left out of everything? ★1
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Makes very sad face. What about me? Crie...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Everyone who ever would have watched it ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
I'm so glad that I live in the eastern h...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
At least I didn't give the whole chapter...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
Anyone know what this is from? No? Yes? ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
I know
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
From my mortal body, I'll need to get a ...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
Go fuck yourself, puns are a distant sho... ★1
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
I just lost 4 years from my lifespan whe...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
http://www.today.com/id/11714379/ns/toda...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
"If she wasn't my daughter, I'd probably...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
There my quote for the day.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
"What are the roots that clutch, what br...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
BULLSHIT
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
This is relevant. I'm talking to YOU, No...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
"Just as I had set my mast and sail, and...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall in...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Well that was obvious . I'll show myself...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I LOVE YOU!
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Then I should get a tag that says: Worsh...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
You're right! But I'm one step ahead, as...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Their best one was Pain.
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
THE ONLY LORD AND SAVIOR IS PETER GABRIE...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Insane people? Whatever do you mean? KNE...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
:( *Cries
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
David Bowie, the Goblin King; Labyrinth,...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
:) XOXO
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I'm not DEATHWING.
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Wanna go out?
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
HOLY MACARONIS SPELLED POSSIBLY INCORREC...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
KNEEL
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I'd flag your comment for being the pola... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I meant to make it on lines, you know? B...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I've always been a chicken, but the qual...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Peter Gabriel = Cthulhu > Followers. Gin... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
....
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR CTHULH...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
The number on his door is 207. 2 + 0 + 7...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
I didn't google them, Disturbed is my 2n...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
As for me, I'm not cool, funny or cool-f... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
"Do something cool, funny, or cool funny... ★2
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
That awkward moment when the comic write... ★2
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
So, are you breathin'? So, are you breat...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Oh, yeah and now you must KNEEL
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Where's the anti-favorite button? ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Sounds like you really need to reach you... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
LOL
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
If you keep referencing your profile, I ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
You are my new favorite person.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Lol ok. I, uh, I mean KNEEL BEFORE CTHUL...
Comment to comic 3454 on 2016-07-12
To any unlikely enough to view this: bel...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12
Ikr, right?
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
It's just some harmless preaching, now K...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I kneel only to the great malevolent sav...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
*cries
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
You nailed it.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
YOU FOOL, YOUR BLASPHEMY WILL NOT BE TOL...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I dunno...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
SUIT YOURSELF
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I miss Trelaf The Wise ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
KNEEL
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
KNEEL BEFORE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CTHULHU...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
KNEEL BEFORE CTHULHU
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Oh! Cteklite just got ROAAAASTEEED!!!!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
*shows Katana collection
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
KNEEL BEFORE CTHULHU
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Oh, go complain to Murdoc and Russel. ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
No no no. You've got it all wrong. It's ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12
Yes all our brothers are the same for we...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Sorry, mate.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
*remembers that disciples of Cthulhu can...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Okay! *takes out gun
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
And you can't even defend yourself.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
That awkward moment when you aren't prot...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Well I'm learning Japanese from the Rose...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
RIP ripoff comic series. ★2
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist... ★2
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Try using cranberry sauce. Cthulhu will ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
That awkward moment when: You shit your ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
So it turns them into Mexicans from Trum...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
For your convenience, sir, the lyrics.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
How can you see into my eyes like open d...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
SAVE ME!!!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
You should make a second account called ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Yeah
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Eat feet Motherfucker!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Muslims!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Muslims!
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Why did Jason fall off the swing?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Gat out of Hell was the biggest disappoi...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28
"I'm thankful for my cat!" - green shirt...
Comment to comic 4336 on 2016-06-24
clap clap clap clap
Comment to comic 4334 on 2016-06-18
I bet he didn't predict that one coming!...
Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-14
STOP!
Comment to comic 4329 on 2016-06-13
The first one drinks piss and the rest d...
Comment to comic 4329 on 2016-06-13
Happy Family Stickers!!
Comment to comic 4328 on 2016-06-12
What if green shirt is actually the gree...
Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-11
I live in a box. It is called the pain a...
Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-11
New Mission: put a marble down your thro...
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24
Lol jk, your father was killed by erecti...
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24
" of course, Luke. For I am your father....
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24
Well memed, sir.
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24
Can-Can't get up - get up!,,
Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-22
Or his finger love...
Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-21
Anything at all.
Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-21
But I can't remember.
Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-21
Hmmmmm. I think I used to do this in hig...
Comment to comic 4297 on 2016-05-20
Grinded
Comment to comic 4297 on 2016-05-20
I'm not a grammar nazi, but that really ...
Comment to comic 4297 on 2016-05-20
Dude. This is explosm. Please stop.
Comment to comic 4294 on 2016-05-09
Take away your wee wee privilages
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
No, "please don't kill me, I'm pregnant ...
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
So does that mean Leo is a moon?
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
Don't you mean Satan Lite™
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
So what?
Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06
Oh. Gravity, huh? Orbits? I get it. Well... ★1
Comment to comic 4287 on 2016-05-05
Didn't you know? He's dead
Comment to comic 4282 on 2016-04-27
I am afraid I shall have to decline your...
Comment to comic 4271 on 2016-04-16
You've made sure of that, my friend.
Comment to comic 4271 on 2016-04-16
/o\ !!
Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16
Fuck you
Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16
was he murdered by his autistic emo son?...
Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16
An Australian proctologist
Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-12
Can we share our special place?
Comment to comic 4266 on 2016-04-09
I can't figure out which dot is the brui...
Comment to comic 4264 on 2016-04-08
Plato talked about a cave in which peopl...
Comment to comic 4258 on 2016-04-02
Hail cthulhu
Comment to comic 4257 on 2016-04-01
Same here
Comment to comic 4254 on 2016-03-29
Though the plants mainly just try to sel...
Comment to comic 4254 on 2016-03-29
I can relate to this because I am a schi...
Comment to comic 4251 on 2016-03-26
Thanks google!
Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-13
I am now infected with cancerebolabetes....
Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-12
Why are there so many new commenters? Do...
Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-02-27
....
Comment to comic 4215 on 2016-02-19
And he's white!
Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17
No. You are new here. Leave the comments...
Comment to comic 4213 on 2016-02-17
....
Comment to comic 4209 on 2016-02-13
This is what my cat does to me.
Comment to comic 4205 on 2016-02-09
Oops. Ipad is acting up
Comment to comic 4205 on 2016-02-09
His !
Comment to comic 4204 on 2016-02-08
Hashtag Watchers
Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-07
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhutthefuckup!
Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-07
The lamp represents his erectile disfunc...
Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-05
Well said
Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-05
That's called pastafarianism. No really,...
Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-05
Cthulhu is the only God who treats us al... ★1
Comment to comic 4195 on 2016-01-30
Spoken like a true capitalist.
Comment to comic 4194 on 2016-01-29
Shutthefuckup!
Comment to comic 4186 on 2016-01-28
I want to play guy faux simulator 2017
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-01-26
OoohhhhhhhhOHhHhhHhHhhHh! Edgy alert! Ed... ★1
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-01-26
That's how all c&h comics are made
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-01-25
I want to say: well meme'd, but this is ...
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-01-25
He's giving mixed messages because he's ...
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-01-25
There are some moments when the only thi...
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Spoken like a true communist ★1
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Never mind
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Semen
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Peaches
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Peach
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
*spiech
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
Wow, such *speach
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
wow, spot on! My uncle did jizz green se...
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
How's fire-mutt? You guys still living i...
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-24
You need to see a doctor, my friend.
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-24
I swallow my words
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-24
Then blizzards buzzards buzz the baby bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24
There has been a complication: it seems ...
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22
He goes to buzzfeed. Goes To Buzzfeed. G...
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22
Step 1: get large penis genes from your ...
Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-15
I preferred your old avatar.
Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-15
Who was recently murdered by his daughte...
Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-15
In loving memory of dad.
Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-15
whistling
Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-01-13
*run
Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-01-13
Never stop saying no!
Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-01-13
Always say no!
Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-01-13
Just say NO!
Comment to comic 4177 on 2016-01-12
You say that as if it's a bad thing... Y...
Comment to comic 4175 on 2016-01-10
10/10 ign
Comment to comic 4165 on 2016-01-07
What if this is what everyone means when...
Comment to comic 4171 on 2016-01-07
dont discriminate against the customs of...
Comment to comic 4170 on 2016-01-05
I don't recommend the comments section. ...
Comment to comic 4168 on 2016-01-03
Evagway!
Comment to comic 4166 on 2016-01-01
And everything
Comment to comic 4166 on 2016-01-01
Everyone will end when New Years stop co...
Comment to comic 4166 on 2016-01-01
Time for everyone to enjoy the moment of...
Comment to comic 4163 on 2015-12-29
Christmas is over. Get to it with the Ne...
Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29
Perhaps, perhaps not. Is the house made ... ★1
Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29
He's on planet Asia.
Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29
And, unfortunately, lots of Pokemon.
Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29
Gee sorry. In case you didn't realize we...
Comment to comic 4163 on 2015-12-29
Uh...
Comment to comic 4163 on 2015-12-29
Not third and not gay!
Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-28
Wait, Far Out 4 is just the Chinese vers... ★1
Comment to comic 4161 on 2015-12-28
And his face can burn in hell
Comment to comic 4161 on 2015-12-28
Literally everything you type in the com...
Comment to comic 4159 on 2015-12-26
Roam the range, ya fifty vegetables
Comment to comic 4160 on 2015-12-26
That was me until Adblock came out.
Comment to comic 4157 on 2015-12-24
Word
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
*23rd
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
Wtf where's the comic for the 23?
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
The dad is wearing a grinch-pelt shirt
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
I guess we'll never know... ★1
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
Is the grinch made of anger or is anger ... ★1
Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-22
Who's on first, what's on second, I don'...
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21
Ser_kong has anger issues.
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21
Pass the eyeballs, m9
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21
I am Cthulhu, when you leave this buildi...
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21
Bready for more? Very smell.
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21
Is he your brother too?
Comment to comic 4144 on 2015-12-17
Do you boo? Boo I do! How do you boo? I ...
Comment to comic 4144 on 2015-12-17
Stop crying
Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15
We get that you don't get it, so stop no... ★2
Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15
Truth truth the glorious truth
Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15
If it is a good painting I will bang *it...
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Oh sorry. Autocorrect. I meant to say ep... ★1
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Of history ★1
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Am I right? Am I right? cries at poor kn... ★1
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Why do you like Stalin AFTER the Cold Wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Shhhhhhh! Pretend we all missed him!
Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-14
Bloody wankers... Ew... ★1
Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-12
*adolf
Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-12
You should write a Charlie Chaplin - Ado...
Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-12
You like historical figures don't you? S...
Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-12
I just read your cv for the job applicat...
Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-12
Why don't you sacrifice my dick to Cthul...
Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-12
I counted 3
Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-11
That's weird. My alphabet soup just told... ★1
Comment to comic 4143 on 2015-12-09
Horraaaayy! We will all miss him, won't ...
Comment to comic 4141 on 2015-12-08
What's did Hitler say to Freud? Hi
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-06
What are you, racist?
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-06
You shut up, mother rabies
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-06
So he's still in his mom's basement? Do ...
Comment to comic 4140 on 2015-12-06
If you kill him, sacrifice him to our lo...
Comment to comic 3230 on 2015-12-05
Here we see the extinct fire-mutt. How s... ★3
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
Do you think he went to Pokemon heaven, ...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
I think Fire mutt is indeed dead.
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
It's official, fire mutt has been brutal...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
I am rail quicksand fez bean
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
have you seen number 100 yet?
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
Ahem-YGS-Ahem
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-05
I do hope I am not cancerous, I am simpl...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
He got a 53 percent aggregate. He pretty...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
Just fake your report card
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
I mean second when compared to Cthulhu w...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
Einsteiin was smart and great. If the at...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
He didn't discover the things leading to...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
. = ?
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
How did Albert Einstein fail everything ...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
While I forge the blade of eternal darkn...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-05
Why is everyone so angry on the comments...
Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-05
You're alive!
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
Or am I overthinking things?
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
No, he meant B. Right? Cause = volume - ...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
100% for poetry when I was at school. Ar...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
if (offended): (Offended).(stop); (GrowU...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
But then an angel appeared, and summoned...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
Earthlings, where!? I invited no earthli...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
you see a wild Martian Cthulhu. He tells...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
Neither have I seen Dman. I think I see ...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
And 0/0 good at maths
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
I'm 1/2 Cthulhu, 1/2 Martian and 1/2 hum...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
I haven't seen fire mutt for a while... ... ★1
Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04
"What I mean is: I don't see mathematica...
Comment to comic 4129 on 2015-12-03
You know, what's funny is that while the...
Comment to comic 4136 on 2015-12-02
Cyanide is ideal for dealing with lightb...
Comment to comic 4134 on 2015-12-02
As dr Raymond Soulies said: whether or n...
Comment to comic 4136 on 2015-12-02
"You have selected the large box, but yo...
Comment to comic 4134 on 2015-12-01
His human instincts are telling him that...
Comment to comic 4134 on 2015-12-01
Maybe he has trouble sleeping because hi...