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IcedBibster

1414 comments (2017-07-31 – 2021-11-08) to 713 comics
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Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Damn. It’s a Monday.

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Here before the weirdos (basically every...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Funny story actually, this reminds me of... ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Hoof. When I see redheads, I just start ...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

He is, in fact, a character from the OPM... ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

I’ve noticed a drastic increase in comme... ★5

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Jesus Christ ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Speaking of elusive characters, it’s me,... ★4

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Ah yes, Miyamoto’s main theme in the Mar... ★4

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-16

Gay lol ★7

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Hello there folks, Just came back to say... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Hey guys, it’s me IcedBibster. Your favo... ★5

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

My family and I had Covid, I personally ...

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

That’s just the sound of his zipper ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

just wanted to remind you to stay positi... ★5

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

Judging by their seemingly high cognitiv... ★5

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

About a week ago or so, my friend and I ...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Just got through the season 4 finale of ... ★5

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Yeah, people often cite it as the best s... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

I’m watching Breaking Bad ★4

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

happy new years everyone ★7

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Funny. Just a few minutes ago, I realize... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-16

I know, my brain has taken a complete u-...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

That's disgusting. ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Well, that's actually fairly accurate, b...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Me, I’m the pimp.

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09

I have the exact same effect on women. W... ★3

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

It’s so interesting how shock can be cau... ★3

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

We got like 3 realistic depressing comic... ★4

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

I'm also a deadguy.........................

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

“ I need to go shoot the annoying woodpe... ★6

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

I forgot to leave a comment on this one ... ★7

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Funny, March was when I left all my frie...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

If this is what you consider “Depessing-... ★5

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

I cut my left thumb when I was trying to... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

I apologize on behalf of the Gen Z, for ... ★4

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Then it’s not getting a little bigger, i...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Haha, Texas sucks. ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I wish this were an 80’s movie, cause th... ★3

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Bob is a nickname for Rob, and Claire rh... ★8

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

I took 1 allergy pill, 2 of these other ...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-25

I love the end of a football match, not ...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

I’m more than certain it’s China, though...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

There are actually pants for children in... ★2

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Ah yes, itchy eyes. I can truly relate t... ★4

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22

I can't come up with anything clever, so...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

What is this, Oregon? IcedBibster, here ...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-17

Based explosm.net comics?!?!

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Better to be labeled a shitter than a se... ★8

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I applied for a Wendy’s job like 2 weeks...

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

This comic upsets my caveman brain.

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

No problem, Monster Hunter, go hunt thos... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

It’s one of those “every run is differen...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

I’ve been playing a lot of Spelunky late...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

I get it, “Mindblown”. ★5

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Hold on, you’re paying people to give yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Speaking of fired, I still don’t have a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Earlier I relived some childhood memorie...

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

This is offense to my Spanish heritage, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Yesterday I stayed up till 7:30 am, toda...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Wholesome 100

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Fuck fuck fuck. Just listened to some Sk... ★5

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

The best part about this comic is the ac... ★4

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

This country sucks so bad, like, real ta... ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Since Halloween was pretty lame for Edwa...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

This is like the most “How do you do fel... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

There it is folks, confirmation that bal... ★7

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

I believe you mean Sad Larry. ★1

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

I thought this was the same one, but it ...

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Damn Kris, didn't have to get real with ... ★5

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Who cares about sex, when I can just ord... ★6

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

My friends do this all the time. ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Christmas sucks, Halloween is totally be... ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Need help finding a reason to kill mysel...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

It’s true, so good thing this doesn’t ap... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Downgrade, BUT IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING IN... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

It's true. I frequently do this at retir... ★6

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21

I come back to an actually decent comic?...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

I don’t get it. That’s all there is to s... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

I leave to go do 30 assignments of homew... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

My nose looks like that, because I’m a d... ★4

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

I never thought about it this way. Usual... ★1

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

I forgot to mention that, but I did put ... ★2

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

I've decided to take a break from social... ★4

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Good, I don’t like voting or politics.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Congratulations, this is the worst comic... ★4

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

I wish I had premature ejaculation, so t... ★5

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

I am awake now, dear friend. And you kno... ★6

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

I was very tired when I wrote this, and ... ★5

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

I wanna go home, this sucks.

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Sigh, predictable as always. I remember ... ★6

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

The important thing is that they made a ... ★8

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

I hope so, and nice profile picture btw....

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

I only know what this word means, becaus... ★9

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

To respond to all of you, Thank you for ... ★11

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

Well it’s like they say, you can’t love ... ★11

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

I was watching my friend’s Roblox Horror... ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Yesterday I screen mirrored my laptop on... ★6

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

It is, and it’s just a loosely-based 80’... ★4

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

What is this, a partial flaggot? ★2

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

I’m going to like your comment, because ... ★3

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

I’m not even gonna look at the comments,... ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

If this is what “checking out” really wa... ★3

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

The Amazingly Randy from South Park alre...

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

I was in an Among Us lobby, and there wa... ★6

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I don't get it, a grown man and a small ... ★3

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Oh please honey, if you’re even just sli... ★4

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

More like I- gay -na. ★7

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

If that were my behind, the crack would ... ★6

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Makeup sex, that’s what I call it when I... ★7

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

You don't have to be old to be an uncle,... ★5

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

I’m too young and full of life to unders... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Insert joke about Americans with guns an... ★4

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

The only cool blind man to exist was Col... ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Except their race was used as a joke thi... ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Every, the answer is every. ★7

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

I’ve been so busy with narcolepsy and sc... ★3

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Considering the stereotype for deep Sout... ★3

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

An incest joke, huh? Pretty fucking disg... ★9

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

The very little respect I had for you, h... ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Kris is putting pieces of his origin sto... ★13

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

No, but you should ask Dick Long. ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

No. And it was my cousin who did it. Poi... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I’ve never got on a wheelchair before, d... ★4

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Sex Offender! ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

I did, he had the same condition because... ★7

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

That’s called overshadowing. It’s usuall... ★4

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

There was this cop that had the same con... ★9

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Me when my wife lets me get away with mu... ★6

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

This is fucking disgusting. I may or may... ★6

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

At least it’s not another premature ejac...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Don’t worry, if I set the stakes and don... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Seven, actually. And that’s a tale that ... ★4

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Still sucks here in heart of the US, and... ★5

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I saw, and I appreciate the contribution... ★3

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I am genuinely upset that you were the v... ★4

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Congratulations.

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

You Aussie fellow, how our times are so ... ★4

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Well, Nadernand wins my mini competition... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Don’t worry, you’ll always be Salad Fing... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Christ, I don't know what worse. That ha... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

I bleed red, white, and blue, you think ... ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

So far, this is the funniest one to me, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

This is good, but I get decrepit, middle... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

That's not even an insult, that's just a... ★8

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

You people are too kind, I honestly did ... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

I forgot to leave a comment on this one,... ★8

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Rob’s comics are the best. Not because o... ★10

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Holy fuck, this is just too real. Like, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Happy Birthday child, you are now of age... ★5

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

You need to calm down mister. I understa... ★10

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Nah, I just have a lot of college work o... ★4

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Well, at least here in Texas, we don’t g...

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

I wish this would happen to me . Just ki...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Kris is now canonically a burnt marshmal... ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

Dave, the iconic ass man? Messing up an ... ★6

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

I’ve done this before, and I’ll tell you... ★9

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

I hate this game, it’s rigged for me to ... ★7

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Even though I also have a disappointing ... ★10

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Yeah, that’s 2020 for you. Speaking of w... ★6

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

They're basically the same thing, YOU FA... ★5

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

As a representative of the Zoomers, I ha... ★6

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

I mean, I’d do the same, what is she gon... ★7

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Oh no! I hope you don’t combine them and... ★7

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Exercising and Eating Healthy?!?! That’s... ★8

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

With that last panel, I thought that was... ★4

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Happy Birthday to Edward.

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

I’ve came on many things in my lifetime,... ★5

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

My dick is curving to the left, which is... ★2

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

A flaggot!!!! What a loser.

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Hey there, it’s been a while since you d... ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Don’t even include the year, because it’... ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Die. ★4

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

How coincidental, my birthday is next Su... ★4

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Both true statements. Mainly because I o... ★5

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Yeah, Americans are ignorant pieces of s... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

I don’t even want to claim first, becaus... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

Looks like the new running gag is an all... ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Oh my god, I don’t know what’s worse. Th... ★11

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Too relatable, the flagger thought Bald ... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

The real question is why were all the gu... ★6

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

I appreciate the support. ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

That is almost true, since I’ve decided ... ★3

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

This is what I do in real life. ★2

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Tempting for sure, but you’ll have to do... ★2

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

I haven’t masturbated, and no matter how... ★8

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

A dawter goes up to papa and say “daddy,... ★7

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

8/10 It’s clever, relatable, punny, topi... ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Man, stop making fun of us ugly guys! We... ★7

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Not in front of the kids.... ★3

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Gross gross gross. I don’t want to see C... ★5

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

More like GAY-NGER WEEK! No, I’m not say... ★5

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

As both a Texan, and a fast shooter of y... ★4

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

It honestly makes me sick that people li... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Hashtag relatable!!!! Right? Because tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

I don’t know what’s worse, this shitty p... ★5

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Thing is, kids have naturally small dick... ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

No fair. Every time I give this gift to ... ★7

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

I just finished watching “Train to Busan... ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Yes it’s true, but they’re also both ped... ★4

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Same ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

I’ve now doubled down. I deleted my hist... ★4

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Aaaaaand I failed. I feel like dogshit a... ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Speaking of cumming quickly, I decided t... ★11

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

Well no duh?! I obviously escaped and it... ★3

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

I can’t believe my life story is actuall... ★3

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

˙ǝᴉqɹɐq ǝɥʇ uo dɯᴉɹɥs ǝɯos ɹǝʌo sᴉɥʇ ʞlɐ... ★7

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

I didn’t need to see this in my life spa...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

I reckon that’s a bloody Brit I just fou... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

The last time I was neck deep in some pu... ★9

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Commentary.

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

You’re asking for something that demands...

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

I need Gerfird to explain this to my tro... ★4

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Haha! Lol! Like Ralph and Morto!!!

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

This is fucked, like this is just fucked...

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

This is what I do to my s.o.n (some orph... ★7

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

I once bought a 50 gallon barrel of lube... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

That’s fine, because “Minor Attracted Pe... ★4

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

That mustache man probably referred to h... ★3

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

For once, your profile picture isn’t a p... ★3

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

You must be super horny, because nobody ... ★7

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

I would love to do what Spiders do. Gett... ★4

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

You’re like, really cool. Like, seriousl... ★3

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Then again, what do I know, I’m just som... ★7

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

I don’t want to overshadow any comments,... ★3

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

How dare you ★7

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

Nice, I’m early to one of these again.

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

I just finished watching “The Legend of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Really now, that’s interesting.

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

My grandpa has really bad hearing, and I...

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Not monetarily cheap, cheap as in poorly...

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

I never understood the appeal of strap-o...

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

I started watching “The Legend of Korra”... ★3

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

There are too many syllables in that acr... ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

That hasn’t stopped me before. ★6

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

The only consistent masturbating traditi... ★6

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

I can relate, except I don’t see my brut... ★3

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

How dare you mock Jesus! He’s our lord a... ★4

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

At least you have a big, uncircumcised d... ★3

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

I’m part of the Non-Cut Gang, because I ... ★4

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

It’s almost like that’s the joke. Gay. ★6

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

I will say, although this country is a c... ★6

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

This is too depressing for a regular com...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

You must know about deep hobbies , consi... ★3

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04

That’s because you’ve been eating it wit... ★12

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04

I thought the joke was that pussy tastes... ★4

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

I thought you were far too busy being de...

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

At this point, my orgasm face is a sligh... ★5

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Hnng!!!! GAY!!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Tumor is our word, but you can have Tuma...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Same. All I do on Roblox is destroy noob... ★5

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28

The last time someone made this threat t...

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

really wants me here. So, I’m sorry. I’m... ★5

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

On a side-note, I just took a revisit at... ★5

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Shit, never mind, I’m not first. I was t... ★6

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

First?

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

Nah, don’t worry about that. Like I said... ★4

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

I find this comic ironic for being ironi... ★21

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

A shitty cartoon channel, filled with In... ★2

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

I hate living in this god-forsaken count... ★4

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Ok, this time you deserve to be called g... ★4

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Stand there with my pants down, apparent... ★6

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

This basically summarizes the Explosm co... ★5

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

The day of the Shrek comic has finally a... ★7

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

This comic feels so out of place, and I ... ★9

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Since when has it not been? ★4

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

I wish this exact moment happened to me ... ★4

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Here in Texas, unfortunately we represen... ★5

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Dick Long, my complete opposite. ★5

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Fifth Panel- Blue Shirt: “Where’d you ge... ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20

This sucks so bad. ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Good lord, I looked up what that meant, ... ★7

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Protest and riot means no virus. ★2

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

This is what I always tell the officers,... ★9

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

I thought the twist was gonna be “ICUP”,... ★4

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

That’s gonna be Pinkie Poo in the future... ★6

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

I honestly don’t really care. I mean it’... ★7

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

For the longest time, I thought you were... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Alright, which one of you filibusters de...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

I think that applies to any rational hum... ★4

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... ★5

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Two things: Cyanide and Happiness. ★11

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

That’s how you know when the world has g... ★5

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

In the third panel, the daughter doesn’t... ★6

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

It just means one father, one mother, on... ★6

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10

Of course you’re not one of my alts. I’l... ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

You terrorist! Witch! ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Shit I accidentally rhymed, that’s not m... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Dorothy would love to meet this guy, at ... ★1

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

My alarm is the same one from Groundhog ... ★2

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Like Toro said in my previous comment th... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

I feel like if my soul was fished out of... ★6

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Due to the recent events, I’m curious as... ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Well, now that Dorothy has confirmed tha... ★15

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

*real girl ★10

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Pfftttt, pathetic. I can shoot a load wi... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Speaking of minorities, I guess I’m in t... ★3

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

I haven’t genuinely felt sad in a long t... ★6

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Either I’m braindead, & don’t get the jo...

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

He probably left because of those saggy ... ★5

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

I just want to play Minecraft Minigames ... ★3

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Gayless second ★5

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01

Beneath this comment, there lies 2 Broad... ★4

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

I’ve been gone long enough for me to hav... ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

The only news I listen to is News. ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

The same reason I have a vast collection... ★5

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12

I would pay any amount of money to be gr... ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12

Green shirt just needed to see some tits... ★5

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

I will not confirm, nor deny these accus... ★5

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I’m most afraid of running out of toilet... ★5

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

From everyone? ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I love being a slightly old member of th... ★3

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

The truth that everyone knows, but nobod... ★6

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

Who needs love, when you have Dorothy. S... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

You call a man with a gun “stupid”, and ... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

Call me stupid, don't actually do it , b... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

You really are drunk, like, I have no id... ★2

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

For all the new folk here, I just want t... ★10

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

See, that’s the beauty of the Covid-19; ... ★6

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

Depressing comic life. Also, why haven’t... ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

Argh! Rustle! Kaplooey! I am so hecking ... ★4

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

Amateur hour, I do one hand on dick, dic... ★13

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

She looks like she’s from the Victorian ... ★3

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

You seem like the type to check every fi... ★4

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

What do you call a Mexican drowning in M... ★5

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

You deleted like 2 comments of this chai...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-06

What about “Children of the Corn”? ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

College, what a complete scam. It’s only... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I’ve definitely studied some of my prede...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Copycat account attack? When has that ev... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Reverse psychology, you sly dog ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Blue waffle? ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

3 to be exact

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

lophu8 cake, sounds like it’d be filled ... ★7

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

A Jew hating money. And after seeing Dor... ★6

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Not very cuntmufffin of you, but it’s a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Does it matter what we pick? It hasn’t s... ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Not as high as The Great Badge Handout o... ★5

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I’ve been using cheat codes for an advan... ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

You never fail to amaze. Also, that can ... ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I guarantee most folks here would help o... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

They basically got every exciting potent... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

So 2 deserving individuals have recently... ★5

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Jesus Christ, this new Rick and Morty ep... ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

At this point, it’d probably give me the... ★5

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Guys guys, badges are just indicators of... ★5

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Who would ever do such a thing... ★3

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Christianity is so weird Jesus rose to h... ★3

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Must be an avid commenter on the Explosm... ★2

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Depression? That’s just what attention w... ★7

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

Gay? ★1

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

It’s ironic that Anti-Vaxxers claim vacc... ★6

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

I like to edge, because my name is Ed. ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Dude, I’ve been on here for like 3 years... ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

He looks like a Meth Addict ★4

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-27

No wonder every Explosm character has nu... ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I was on a Watchlist once. Then one day ... ★4

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I really hate how corny this joke is, li...

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Can’t blame me for ordering them, it get... ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

Must be like a jungle down there

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

Guys, I shaved my wretched pubic hairs f... ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

I would watch that, but SNL is as gay as...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

I really resonate with that kid, short a... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

But just don’t tell Anne Frank

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

That does sound pretty mediocre, but I a...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

I’ll summon the lad. “MONEY DELICIOUS MO...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

I don’t understand this, I’m not good en...

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

When I’m in a urinal, I just do what tha...

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

Nice badge

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

Was that The Bite of ‘87? ★11

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Finally, a comic I can relate to. I’m ju...

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Why is this Quasimodo looking freak kill... ★2

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Why, lost your job or girlfriend or some... ★9

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

Cool

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

I never played Farmvile, so I always jus... ★4

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

I grew up with console games and flash g... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

I was about to comment about your existe...

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13

Oh stop it you! You’re making me blush! ★1

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13

In about 5 days, it’s gonna mark 1 month...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

That’s fucked up, how could anyone laugh...

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

This seems like a Reddit joke

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

Obviously ★2

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

That looks like an animal wiener ★1

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

Still never tried this, because it felt ...

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

Insert gay ★3

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07

Well, she’s not the biological mom, sooo... ★2

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Just do what Dorothy would do, grind on ...

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Bike Cuck amirite?

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

No, don’t you remember catching every dr... ★4

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Jesus Christ, I was jerking off for 2-3 ...

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

What a sticky situation ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

No wonder the PSES is the way he is, tha...

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-04-01

Guess I’ll die ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

This looks like the old animations, most...

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Too bad, it doesn’t say Guestravaganza, ...

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

In the future, I will be able to say tha...

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

Haven’t cried since I watched Click for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

Can’t believe I have to go back to schoo...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Why is grey shirt like 5 foot 20? ★2

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25

She’s actually kinda hot, I might beat m... ★4

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

PSES, what else can that acronym stand f...

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

When I read this, I have like a Dodo bra...

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

That’s the exact reaction I had the firs... ★3

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

This is gay

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

“2080” by Yeasayer

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

Welp, my school’s been cancelled till Ap... ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

This whole coronavirus thing doesn’t inf... ★4

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Guys, I’m either paranoid or right, but ...

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

I’m done with my “friends”. I’ve been pl...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16

Close but no, my friend was texting the ...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

My friends and I were just clowning on t...

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

I can’t believe Anne Frank, BWAH! and ES... ★6

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

This isn’t funny

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

You know, his name is Nick, and green sh... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

What a bone-chilling thought! It’s fine,... ★4

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

I’m assuming paper spent 500 million oth...

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

I can’t figure it out! This is bullshit ... ★3

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

Guy 1: Eats fries Guy 2: Notices fries “... ★5

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

First

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

After having a heart attack, because of ...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

Haha, he’s fat! What are you gonna do no... ★6

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

This is how a lot of people in my commun...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

You’re one to talk, I know what those ca...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Fat people make me sick to my stomach, w... ★5

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Why is green shirt so short?

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

I have to politely decline, I’m fine wit...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Man, I just want to rape so many people

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Jokes aren’t inherently funny, it’s just...

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Stop, don’t say that

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Fuck, I live in Texas

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

This feels like the type of comedy that ...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Those are 3 pronouns, not genders ★4

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

Well, you see, I don’t care about your m... ★4

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Of course! It’s the perfect excuse! Now ... ★5

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

Woah! What the heck? How did my dick get... ★8

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

He forgot the part where, worst of all, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

This shit always got me paranoid as a ki...

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

The heck, when did you come back?

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

I have yet to fuck a piece of food, and ... ★4

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Apparently he forgot the funny too

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I thought Amoeba dad’s stache was his mo... ★7

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

First, I am exploding with joy!!! ★2

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

Cucking is not for me, I have to be the ... ★3

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

No dick?! And worst of all, NO BOOBS!!!!... ★3

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

I have a motto: “You pierce your ear, yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

Must’ve been a Sausage Fest, because the... ★2

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Give him the ol’ reach around afterwards...

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07

Too dry, ironically ★3

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07

Child, furry, adult, elder, anthropomorp... ★3

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05

For some reason, this reminds me of “:th... ★1

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

On a serious note, I don’t get this one ...

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Boomer: This youth’s comedy is ridiculou... ★4

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Gay! ★1

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Twice

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Once

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

Of course not, all women are stupid, bec... ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

That reminds me of the iconic actor for ... ★3

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

First cool guy here

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

In my opinion, it smells, it’s dark and ... ★4

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Take it back ★5

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Third, and also not homosexual, even

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

I shot my load and it landed 6ft away ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

I remember when I was barely going throu... ★2

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

I have yet to try this, so I’m more than... ★2

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

This is even cringier than the deprived,... ★2

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

This is like that Family Guy bit, where ... ★4

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Definitely

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27

I drew something I shouldn’t have, and n...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Anne, you’re on fire! ★5

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25

This whole self-diagnosed depression thi...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

I don’t know what it is about this speci...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

A very short moment

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Yes, it is true; when I grab my phone, I... ★3

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

God fucking damn it! It was just a few d... ★4

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

If a chick told me that, I wouldn’t do a... ★7

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

Nice

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

Is Untamed64 gonna keep Johnson or switc...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

If this wasn’t on Explosm, I would think...

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Premarital sex? I think I’m gonna be sic... ★3

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

I don’t get how tumors can develop their... ★2

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Guys, apparently my personality type is ...

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

I don’t need viagra, at least, not yet, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

I fucking hate coffee, it tastes like sh...

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

You are quite the young chap

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

What kind of degenerate goes to a restau... ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

So after Jim divorced Nacho Kid’s mother... ★5

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

Guys, the other day I finished binge wat... ★5

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Yeah, I was out, but I left a comic for ...

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

Based off of Jim's old age, I'm assuming...

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Look everyone, it’s a WWIII veteran ★5

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06

God damn it! I was hoping that this was ... ★3

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

God damn it! I hate having to wait an en...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Haha, I get it, because New Years Eve is... ★6

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

Bad idea, he’s gonna dox you now

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

This is why I plan on never willfully dr... ★3

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Obviously

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

My dick is pretty average sized, but all...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Nice.…dick

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

Twice

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

Once

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

What a shitty comic. Get it? Huh? Do you... ★4

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

Merry Christmas everyone, I sincerely me... ★3

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-25

Is this like a play on words, that I’m t... ★2

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

That’s right ★1

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

Surfing Week, Shark Week, Not Christmas ... ★8

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

Guys, don't make fun of me, this isn't a...

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Damn, that sucks, especially in this day...

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

This reminds me of that Rick and Morty e...

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

All I want for Christmas is a badge and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

You’re gonna regret that shit, because n... ★10

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18

Burn the witch at the stake! ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18

Oh Jim, your punning prowess is both a b... ★3

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I come here for one reason and one reaso...

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Saw it coming a mile away

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Listen, us humans have no control over w... ★4

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

I saw it coming a mile away

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

Happened a while ago, but every time I t...

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

````````````````` . . /. ))) . . . . . ....

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

This reminds me of what one of you goons...

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

Yes, “watch” these comics, let me watch ... ★3

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

How else am I supposed to get laid? ★6

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

That’s just our society, we all want cha...

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Honestly, if you line up the doodles int... ★4

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

I haven't either, also, on an unrelated ...

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

I don’t see what they think were gonna d...

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

I think we’ve gotten too tolerable with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

Could also be a library ★2

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

What if Dave actually just sits at home,... ★1

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Therapy, my second choice of a career; i... ★1

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Tell me the most lewd, vulgar, crass thi... ★3

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Man, that face she made is very punchabl... ★5

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Oh god, I hate this stupid roleplay garb...

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Like I said, I had to realize that that ...

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

I was going to write another scathing in... ★6

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I was Mike Tyson Mysteries at 1:00am, wh... ★4

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Welp, I guess it’s time for me to make a...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Ok then

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Oh my god, what is that cow? It’s just s...

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Ah yes, the exact kind of content I came... ★9

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Heh, I like this one

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

What a bunch of lazy rat bastards ★4

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Oh shit, you’re right. Everybody say: “T... ★6

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

You know, it took me a bit to even notic... ★4

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Need to get my nut somehow, might as wel...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

These jokes are not funny, they keep for... ★7

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

I WOULD approve of this comic, but that ...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

I mean this gay ass talking IS annoying,... ★5

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

For a second there, I got my hopes up th... ★3

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I got jebaited into thinking this was a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18

Nice

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Woah! I don’t think I’m genetically pred... ★4

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

If I had a dollar for every comment that... ★13

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

I once saw a homeless man, and I said : ... ★2

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Can relate; I never kill spiders, in fac...

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

This is a good comic right here, it’s or...

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

That reminds me of this time where this ...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

You ever play Call of Duty: Black Ops zo... ★4

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

KSI beat Logan Paul ★3

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

I guess this confirms it’s Backwards Hat...

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Okay BOOMER! Yeah, go play Candy Crush, ...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Like, a gas shower?

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Dude, I’m 5ft 3 ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

So, is he an adult? Because he doesn’t l...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Guys, today is Gender Bender at my schoo... ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Well, good luck to you bud, I sincerely ... ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Reminds me of Norm McDonald’s “Fairly Od... ★5

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

Barely legal? What kind of loser waits f... ★3

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

My pleasure

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Reminds me of the game: “Façade“ ★5

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Okay ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Ummm yes, I’ll take two jars of little b... ★8

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

As you may or may not know, I've lived i...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

I’ll join, so that the person who’s gonn... ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

Don’t call me a retard, please, don’t ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Damn, Johnny Witherspoon actually just d... ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

These puns are becoming too frequent for... ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

My friend ordered some Junji Ito sticker...

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

IDK1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Maybe you aren’t THAT much of an asshole... ★4

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

This one time I lost a bet, so I had to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Holy fuck! You just reminded me of this ... ★3

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Well, you shouldn’t have told me that la... ★3

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Peace equals prosperity, so why is every... ★2

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

It was like 2:00am, so I didn’t want to ...

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Remind me of the Flying Dutchman

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

I have a bunch of disgusting, filthy dru...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

That’s cool and all, but can you suck my... ★4

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

And then an inmate said: “Yo Fred, I’m a... ★6

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Just got here, and it’s not me, I only l...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

It was a pause in the sentence, and it w...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

I’m assuming that gun is filled, with su...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Rob overshadows Kris, then Dave overshad... ★5

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

What a shitty fucking comic! ★3

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

God damn it, when will you goons learn, ... ★7

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

So apparently directly copying something...

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Guys, here’s my original joke: “Pfffffft... ★2

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

Oh boy, political humor! My favorite!

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

dEpReSsInG cOmIc WeEk. That’s what impat... ★2

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

God damn, last time it was a trench coat... ★2

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

I’m more surprised that that child could...

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

mi

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

With you? ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

I don't get it, I'm too uncultured ★3

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Woooow! That’s quite the original commen... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-12

New pfp, fellas ★3

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

Purple Shirted Eye Loser?

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

Future teller. You’re gonna pay for this... ★4

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

Awww fiddle sticks! News got overshadowe...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

This reminds me of a scene from Adventur... ★7

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

As much as I’d like to say F), I’m proba...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

Aw sweet, my first time on the news. Don...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Nice cock

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Die! You fiend!

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

I have her for like most of my classes ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Man, I’ve had my eyes on this girl for a... ★3

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-07

Would the human equivalent version of th... ★2

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Fuck you, Mary ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

Reminds me of these: https://youtu.be/R1... ★4

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

I was insinuating your arrival

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Oh no! I have no links to the other geni...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Dang, only 62 years-old? Poor guy

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Of course you can! Simply go on this web...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Nah, I just naturally look like a pedoph...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Nice profile picture, looks like they on...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Dang, I guess the fellas ARE getting int...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Probably nut into some candy, then forgo... ★2

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Alright

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Hssssssssssssssssss! My skin! It burns!

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

I already know someone is already going ... ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

WAIT!!!! Comment of the gay. Think about...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Relax with these rapid fire comics! How ... ★3

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

So I’ll give you what you deserve

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

I’ll give credit where credit is due, th...

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

Well, as long as you’re happy, I’m happy... ★3

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

Ahhhhh, so I see the fellas are prematur... ★6

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Don't make me get my Muon Trap, you spec...

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

This may come as a chilling surprise, bu... ★4

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Yes, except the genders are switched, so... ★1

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Wait, which asshole are you in the story...

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Nobody calls me a bitch! Puts on lipstic... ★6

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

You must be new here ★1

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Top 10 most original jokes ★1

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Reminds me of how my friend felt in the ...

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Speaking of Anti-Christ, just earlier to... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

I’ve been in a room with myself, this me...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

You know what? 69°C is not that fucking ...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Nah dude, I need that Baby Gravy

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Cover me in hot, juicy, sticky, deliciou... ★2

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

“Gay”

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Well, at least I have a heart

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Nᴉɔǝ

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

Not getting, I’ve BEEN sick of myself ★2

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

I’m getting sick of these immature, self... ★1

Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23

What kind of soy boy, middle school, sup...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Wait, I never kept Spam in my fridge, do...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21

It’s true, doctors DO have this power. I... ★6

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I gave 3 options, which means that D) wo...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Maybe it’s my lack of culture, maybe it’... ★3

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

Huh, that’s kind of a meta joke, I like ...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

I could always adopt

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

I kinda wanna do this when i get old, in... ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

You know who else does drugs to be cool?... ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16

Holy fuck, I’ve got pressure to get here...

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16

Definitely been noticing an increase on ... ★4

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15

Shoot man, as long as my eyes are closed... ★3

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

Strangely. It did in fact, show that I w...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Don’t acknowledge my typo, I just wanted... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Wait to cuck me, I thought this was gonn...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

Ahhhhh! A comic that properly depicts th... ★7

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

Welcome back, dear comrade! It’s good to... ★1

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

Let’s not have this start ★1

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Who caaaaares, this world sucks anyway

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

No, I was just in the street, talking to...

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

I was going to ask what the comment was,...

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

That’s not what you do with toilet paper... ★4

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Update: He told me that he did it again,...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

One of my good friends told me yesterday...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-08

I didn’t need to ask a doctor for that, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-08

Me tired ★6

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I agree, because I’m not he dominant twi...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

At least flag the bastard, geez, people ...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Where’s News been?

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I guess I should live life like this, be...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Much better than before, since now I’m a... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

I was playing Roblox with my friends, so...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Damn, I’ve been busy with school, so I’m...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

Catcalling has been a problem since the ...

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

Haven’t seen you around

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02

It’s a harsh reality, where fanbases are... ★6

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

Welp, it’s obvious a certain robot wife ...

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

Does it matter, with your standards? ★5

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

Hmmmm, even though my birthday was like ...

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

Congratulations, welcome to the real wor... ★7

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Yeah, and that’s 1000x better than a bad...

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

I just love when the fellas do this, whe... ★6

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

Also, what happened to Ass Week?

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

They say that rain is just god taking a ...

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-30

I don’t know, maybe the attic? ★5

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

I remember when I got a prostrate exam, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Sigh, the flaggot is still active

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Hey, I remember when Steve-O did this, i...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Yup, looks like the end is coming sooner... ★1

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

That’s just our ridiculous human psychol...

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

Ehh, she’s alright, but you know who IS ...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Suck my tiny American cock, while I read... ★3

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Nah, just means the fellas are doing the...

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

That’s not a slice, THIS is a slice! ★3

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Depends, you like to dance a certain way...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Hey, have any of you seen a Dorpathie? S...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

I’ll increase each comment by one, so th... ★5

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

Mr. KRABS lives in Bikini Bottom. You ca... ★9

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Nice, back to the classic all comments r...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Pardon my retardation, but what are you ... ★6

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Considering we’re expected to reach a po...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Jesus, I take it all back

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Interesting, I had refreshed the page to...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-19

Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite recurr... ★2

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-19

First, I guess

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Hey neighbor, could I borrow some sug- U... ★5

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Figured, but it’s quite the difficult fe...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-18

I’m more curious on how he managed to di...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

At this point, I’m not even shocked anym... ★2

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Snaps into a chick’s Pussy hole

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

I can relate, my cock is very insufficie... ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

What exactly are you trying to translate...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Okay, good night

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

You need to calm down mister, you’re pos...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

A salt ed ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

Alrighty then, didn’t need to see that ★5

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-16

Meta Week?

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

That’s the American Dream

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Perhaps today?

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Aka, Dorothy’s Dungeon

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Thanks, I’ve learned so much ★4

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Ever heard of water levels? ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

When in the fuck? ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

I want to think that you’re being ironic...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-14

Yup, I love to eat Wild Mushrooms and Am... ★6

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

As if I could score such a piece like yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

*Member 4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

You seem like the type of person who’s b... ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Give it to me, wait ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Yes, it is an STD ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

I have an STD, it’s called Small Dickiti...

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

I’ve been meaning to ask a burning quest...

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

Well, I’m not denying or confirming anyt... ★4

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

Strangely enough, yesterday my older bro...

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Oh look, the Queen of Cobwebs and Dust, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Interesting, where are you in the world?... ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Yeah, pussyfoot (I don’t know why that’s...

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

Weight Week? I like the alliteration

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

So how’s Japan? Are you almost done with... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Well, that explains the profile picture

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Oh shit! You just showed me a new trick!...

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Ohhhhhh wait,you got paired up with her,... ★3

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Pffft, I’m not looking to be in a relati... ★3

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

I can’t fathom what your profile pic is

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

IcedBibster Edward Scissorhands Funnystu...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Yeah, I mean my grandma genetically has ...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

That’s rough

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Whatever, we’re all gonna die like in 20... ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Can’t really say, I’m too much of a lazy...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

I have a pretty fast metabolism, so even...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Oh boo, there’s a flagger this early

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

What do you mean? There’s a lot of pelvi...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Whatever, Dorothy’s already desensitized... ★3

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

I hope that once I wake up, this is stil...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

You’re the reason I come to this comment... ★2

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

Yeah, I guess when you think about it, a...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

Someone?

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

It’s a natural habit, I say it adds an e...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

Don’t forget the Parade Shooting.

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

Interesting description, but I like the ...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

So aids was created near the West Coast ...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Pffft, I don’t know........I guess Tommy...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

You can’t tell, but I can assure you his...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

BWAH! or England’s Still My City?

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

I don’t wanna toot my own horn or anythi...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

You’re so nice, and you know what? That’...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Nah, it’s just they started streaming li...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Welcome back, it’s good to see you again...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Damn, I missed a lot; here’s a favorite ... ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

He’s close to 100 million, so that’s coo...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Sorry I’m late, I was watching a 6 hour ...

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

Just another commenter that became an in... ★6

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

She might be with “BWAH!” and just won’t...

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

It certainly adds an extra kick to it ★3

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

At the time of writing this, it is 12:17... ★2

Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05

I don’t get it

Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05

Man, this country is ass; just yesterday... ★5

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

That dad certainly has a dapper mustache...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

Well, looks like Jim’s already recuperat...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

If you want, I could take possession of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

This reminds me of Odysseus, and how he ... ★3

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

You have to do it, that’s perfect

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Honestly, I was about to get so pissed o...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Appreciate the sentiment

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

The answer is 1 ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Well, yesterday was the day the whole fa... ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Appreciate the news as always, but this ... ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

If you’re serious about getting that mad... ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Oh, looks like they did the Ol’ Switcher...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Nice badge

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

............ cock ………………………………………

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

I’ve got Lipton Tea; “Home Sweet Home”

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

No Illagers that is, but I come back wit...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

No Illagers that is, but I come back wit...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Let’s be honest with ourselves, we all d... ★2

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

At least I don’t ejaculate ectoplasm

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

I’m not alt, I can guarantee you that. I...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Awwww, man

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Yup, Icee (wiener) beat you to the punch...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

:~|*

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Oh crap! Everyone get on your horses!

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

If only Jude were here to take this advi...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

It’s hard getting it up on Hentai and Ru...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Number one, The Pulitzer Prize is a priz...

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Yeah, bots have fake names, whereas, thi... ★3

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

Guys, I’m dead serious, this is not a bi... ★4

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Wunz

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Tuaiz

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Thriez

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

That’s a shame, could’ve been like my da...

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Good news! My daughter just graduated fr...

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

I’ve never had Eggs Benedict, also I’m F...

Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22

In the last panel, her left tit is being... ★3

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

I’d rather be the Ring Master in the Cir...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

Man, I don’t want to go back to school, ...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

There’s YouTuber that I’m a fan of, who ... ★3

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

Anne accidents locked herself in the att...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

A bit late to the party, don’t you think...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

Is this a code?

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

Purple, pink, magenta, blue. Purple, pin...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

For the record, I’m probably the younges...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

Oh ok, thanks for the clarification

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-20

You know I never thought about this, may...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-20

Kay.

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-20

What the hell? Currently there are 5 com...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Ha, that’s a new take on an old classic

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Yeah, I guess that makes sense

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

So do you want it in other Metroid games...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Agreed, and I mean I don’t think anyone ...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-19

Gotta give the boys some credit, these p...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-19

Is it a digital box? Containing, I don’t...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Interesting, I always felt I had a conne... ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Oh, so this is who everyone was talking ...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

You went to a hentai shop? You bought so... ★4

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

All I’m hearing is: “Blah, blah, blah, I... ★5

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17

Run! Dorothy’s on the loose! ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17

Maybe, go camp ing

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

I can secure that title, with a little a...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I don’t really understand the whole Step... ★3

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Funny, just this morning, my brother got... ★2

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

Ha, you’re right, that adds so much more...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

I like the straight forward method of th... ★3

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

Gay.

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

That kinda sucks, you should get it repa...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

That’s fine, but do I still get the peni... ★2

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

I wonder how many super heroes there are...

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

Annie, Da fuck? Are you okay?

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

I taxi dont want to talk about it

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

I don’t know what’s cooler, being commem...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Raep

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

I don’t like water sports or bodies of w...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

I’ve always wanted to see what human fle...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Cool

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Y-yeah, fuck you and what not. I was alw...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Shit, shit, shit! I’m late! God damn it,... ★2

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-08

Yippee ki yay! It’s everyone’s favorite ... ★2

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-08

Oh cool, it’s Poopcatapult’s old pfp

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Sure, why not

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Ha! I know this ad is bogus, because it ... ★3

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

This comic pisses me off, because it rem... ★5

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Listen here, you cock-gargling cunt munc... ★3

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Well, you got this entire comment sectio...

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

It’s your turn to die

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-06

Typical Johnson

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-06

Well, good thing you wrapped it up ★4

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-06

Just try not to be too awkward, and try ... ★3

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

That’s not possible in Mario Kart ★2

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Watch out losers, I’ve got a Bullet Bill...

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

I can’t even get one chick, and this fel...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

You’re breathtaking!

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

God damn it, I saw that shit coming a mi...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Dont do it, it’s not worth it

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

I wish you the best of luck, pal. And do... ★3

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

You mean Gojira?

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Mein gott, I forgot to search EVERY orif... ★2

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Go suck on nuts, you ReneCuNtt ★3

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

This is some dystopian shit right here, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Gay, but without genitalia

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

I have a feeling this isn’t even a bot, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Now it’s appreciation for Junji’s talent...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Just leave then

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Yeah, my facial hair grows in little pat...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Don’t worry, I’m not. I have like 6 alts...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

The story made me amazed the first time

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Guys, what if I told you………I was just an...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Oh no no no, I’m not an adversary of fam... ★2

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Why?

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

What?! Someone being bewildered by a com... ★5

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

God damn! I just finished jerking off an...

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02

It’s only a little, it’s not as bad as t...

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02

Just die please, I can’t come up with an... ★5

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02

You disgusting mongoloid, typing in “$se... ★5

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

Wasting my time updating my profile pict...

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

Congrats, you’re first and you’re not ga... ★1

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

Oh shoot, I didn’t see your comment belo...

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

Speaking of scammers, this website has b...

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

I hope you sit on Pinocchio’s nose, whil... ★7

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

Once again, if any of you have suggestio...

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

I don’t know if you’re getting closer or... ★5

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

Don’t judge me or anything, but I’m more... ★2

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

I got bored, so I updated my profile pic...

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

I hope your mom gets you Duplo instead o... ★2

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

Sylvia, that’s a lame name

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

I hope you get “hit2day” by a 7ft black ... ★1

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

I hope you end up like the Bjork Stalker...

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

Damn, nice Gyo profile pic ★3

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

Hmmm, not as weird or edgy as what I nor...

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Oh shit, you’re right

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

I don’t wanna be that guy , but have you... ★5

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Even as an itty bitty grasshopper, my co...

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Imagine a world where Sasquatch is your ...

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25

“Favourite”? I’m not used to these Europ...

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25

Either this guy is a badass mutant or a ... ★5

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

That’s what I said, you didn’t make it i...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

The fuck dude?! You didn’t even make it ...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Get your diamonds thrown in lava ★1

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-24

Hey guys get ready! I’m gonna make a hil... ★3

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Yes officer, he was a NORMAL cloud, not ... ★5

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Normally, it wouldn’t be for sale, but b...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

I’ll be the active audience. Go IHMFC!!!... ★6

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

You don’t think I have? I’ve done so at ... ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

I mean, I have no right to judge anyone ... ★3

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-23

God damn, you never fail to amaze ★2

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21

Interesting

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21

Nice job on not calling first

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21

I like this one

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

And for the record, I’m not the Flaggot

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

I never thought there’d be someone more ... ★5

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Welp, how long did I last? Like 6 or 7 m... ★1

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

But if it’s a nuisance, then I will get ...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Eye see what you mean. Also gay

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

I’ll have you know I only have 7 alts, a...

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

Looks like X.N.C is gonna have a good ti... ★13

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

SCP-3000’s Jelly should do fine

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

Nice, nice. You’re all moving up in this... ★4

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Wow, what a coincidence! I just started ... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-06-01

No, I haven’t even watched Infinity War.... ★1

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31

Hey! I’m one of those, woah! ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

I haven’t seen it, but I wouldn’t consid... ★6

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31

I thought I would finally have a charact... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

I’m here before the masses flood this th... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

I suppose ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

That too. Jordi El Niño Polla and Diamon... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

If you say so ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

It’s at the end, don’t worry ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Okay, modern movies; I’ve somehow develo... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Whatever, I’m never going to watch Endga... ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Wish you the best of luck, still have yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Interesting, since Bowl Cuts go around y... ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Hey flaggot, I was once just like you. I... ★6

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

This is……mildly adequate

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

God damn it Dorothy, if you aren’t the m...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

I don’t, I, um, excuse me? I don’t under... ★2

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24

Woah, this isn’t your standard continuat... ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

Holy fuck! I didn’t expect Garfield! Thi... ★5

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I had similar situation with a doctor on... ★6

Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21

Holy fuck! I thought he was just reversi...

Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21

Jesus fucking Christ, I’m getting sick o... ★5

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Hmmm, I wonder what Black Wine is like. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Remove yourself from this immediate loca...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18

I already know some dilweed is going to ...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I was hoping that the dialogue would sta...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

No wait! Don’t be such a dick ! Huh? Did...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Hahaha, I’ve got funny original joke! In...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-14

But I mean, where did the blood come fro...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Oh shit! I thought you were being seriou...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

I’m already pretty vison impaired, so th...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

I’ve always had the ability to go on for... ★3

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

No, no, no. I meant full proof, that I s...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Got to a comment that you CAN delete, th...

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

Holy shit! This is a such a good idea! I...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Just do the delete hack

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Oh come on, that flag was unnecessary ★3

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

I remember when I made a bunch of alts, ...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

This reminds me of the “Beer Run” short

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Isn’t it obvious? These past comics have...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Buzzfeed

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Not that it matters to me or anything, b... ★5

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

This is not an explosm comic, this is so...

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

What a shitty comic

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Wait, so I wasn’t supposed to be shaking...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

I mean, I love to laugh at starving chil...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

I’m assuming I’m the only one who’s jerk... ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

Well, I’ll give ‘em credit where credit ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Wait, so is hat his grandad or some rand...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Woah, someone cared enough to flag me

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

Ahhhhhhh, it burns! He got me too good!

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Lucky bastard, if I went to hell, I’d wa... ★5

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Well, I guess I’m not gonna be able to s...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

It’s been a while since I genuinely laug... ★3

Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27

It’s everyone’s favorite recurring chara...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

I’m not understanding the premises of th... ★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

What kind of fuck shit is this?! This is... ★12

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

I just talk to myself in the mirror ★1

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

I hate super gluing stuff and then getti...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Here, I revised your sentence for you: “... ★8

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Man, Jesus is one impressive bastard, he...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Granny’s right breast is a lot thicker t...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Hey look, I’m early

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Damn, this comic may just be another pla...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

Hey, I can relate to this, when I was......

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

It’s Shitty comics week ★8

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Le Telepathé anyone?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

You guys with badges are straight up bal...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

I’m curious, will there be several theme...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Let’s be honest with ourselves, we can a... ★7

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

The fact that they’re still willing to c... ★4

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Just goes to show that even if you someh...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

At this point, it’s not even depressing,... ★3

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

God damn it, I got cucked

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

A) Yes, procrastination ★12

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I mean, you still got your clothes there... ★17

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Ha, beat me to it ★14

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Humans are selfish assholes that have de...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

It’s real, but not my story. I just past...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

When I was 38 (now I’m 42) I broke my ri...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

That’s a good one

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

What kind of asshole would make alt acco...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Dang, I’m sorry for your loss

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Lady Luck works in mysterious ways

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Lung cancer, I had to have a machine hel...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Yeah, but I’m fine now ★4

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Pfft, I wish ★4

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

I used to have cancer for 6 years and it... ★7

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

Worry not, we all make simple mistakes w... ★2

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Excuse me dear sir, but it appears you u...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Hilarious ★4

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Well, at least the Depressing Comic Week...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

This is why people don’t care about vete...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

There’s this sophomore in my class who’s...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

At least that boy went out smiling ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Rejoice rejoice! The day we’ve all waiti...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Icee, for being a voice of reason Doroth... ★4

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Its just I realized how much shit I brou... ★3

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Yup, I’ll admit I’m the Flaggot and the ...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Tbh, I never had anything against you. I... ★3

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Can confirm, that’s not one of my alts

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

You see, there’s a problem. They never s... ★10

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

I said I would stop, because I realized ...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Yup. Like I said, I’m a man of my word

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Also, it was me all along

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I don’t know why I didn’t see that comin... ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Yesterday, there was a Flaggot and today...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Icee pointed it out earlier

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Guys, we all know that this ass face jus...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Oh okay, so then you’re not a phony

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Okay guys, before this whole Alt Account...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Oh shit, you’re right

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Yeah, Poopcatapult and X.N.C have one to...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Awww man, I want one too, unless this is...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

What do you mean?

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

I’ve been deriving a dystopian like feel... ★5

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Jesus Christ, it’s like you just gave me...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Oh shit, you’re right. But if it was him...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Dude, I’m Special Ed too

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

My mouth is dry

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

How peculiar, that woman’s breasts appea... ★4

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

It’s one of Junji Ito’s cool ass stories...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

At least you were honest about it

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Hell, I’ll take all at once, but anythin...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Dave, how dare you give us a comic that ... ★5

Comment to comic 5202 on 2019-03-26

Well I mean, he doesn’t have the hair

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

You know, I never realized how much I ap...

Comment to comic 5202 on 2019-03-25

This is 100% the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka... ★3

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23

I feel for Big Tittie Blue shirt, life i... ★3

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Finally, a comic I can legitimately rela... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Yes, we already got the tits

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

No, I just check the website after every... ★3

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

First step ahead of you, I always make a...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Guess I’m gonna have to do the cheat cod...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Damn, that last panel really makes me po...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

I mean, we’ve seen tits before

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Son of a bitch, I was so close to being ...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Ummmm, I don’t wanna say

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

What is this, only black people play bas...

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

It’s like a chicken, in the sense, that ... ★3

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Does that mean that every C&H character ...

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Comic Sans is for uncomic fags

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Probably because I always finish first, ...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Like 6 inches, but then some hoodlums wi...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Hahaha, that’s what people called me las...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Well fuck my mom and call me Bill Cosby,...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Hahaha, I’m the first one here, and this...

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

I appreciate the sentiment, but I deserv... ★5

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

And of course, I can’t delete for whatev...

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Every fucking time, my comments always d... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Everyone loves to like their own comment... ★2

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

And that’s why I prank phone call 911

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I swear I’m not laughing. snicker snicke...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I wish I planned that far ahead, but the... ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Oh shit, I didn’t notice ★3

Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11

Ah Yes, necrophilia. Mein favorite act, ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

That was completely barbaric, there was ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

Damn, he got burned in the argument and ...

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-11

I’m reality, she’s just saying no

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

That’s a bit more up front than most com...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Hey, my name is Ed, and this is pretty o...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Is that Johnson’s cousin? ★2

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Purple shirted eye fucker?

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Do her breasts feel like a black man’s c...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Wait, so he killed his comrade because h...

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Everybody wins, including his wife

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Yeah yeah, go ahead and act oblivious, J...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Ooooooh, too soon

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Nice mannequin impression you got there,...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

http://explosm.net/rcg/fmgtorlrn

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

http://explosm.net/rcg/yrqgxrkmr

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

Great, now his DNA is on it, now we need...

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

HahaHA, their heads look like a butt ★3

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-24

This reminds me of this story I read onc...

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-24

I’ve been busy, so I was late to this co...

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

I love Hannah Montana

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

This reminds me of that episode in Spong...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

Woah! A D+?! Now I can finally please my...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

That principal is a real brick

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19

I believe there is a certain word to des...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Don’t ask why I’m asking, but where are ... ★3

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Hopefully this granny isn’t a sexual dev... ★7

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Son of a bitch! I was so close to being ...

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

You know, my name begins with “Ed”, and ... ★3

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Shit, now I’m thirsty ★4

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

Well I mean, he already got the boner, s...

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

Cut her fingers off, she stole your choc... ★8

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

Well, I just got out today, and my surge...

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

Damn, I’m touched ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I actually asked the surgeon if I could ...

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Thanks, for some reason I appreciate it ... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Yes siree

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Just got my appendix removed, it hurts a... ★2

Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-13

I’m more of a Virgo person ★2

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-13

In the last panel, where did the dot in ...

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

Maybe she was too young

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

In the last panel, it kinda looks like s... ★6

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

Wow, this comic actually has a fairly ey... ★4

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-06

I mean, I don’t think that guy should be...

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-06

I mean, at least you still got some favo...

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

I kinda looks like he’s about to bite of...

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-06

Nah, it’s probably that one fuck head th...

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

Racist rapist

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

You just had to say to flag your comment... ★3

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

Is Donald Trump a monster? ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

In that case, the only one that doesn’t ... ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

I hate the ads that pop up on this websi...

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-04

Wrong about what? Wrong for thinking I w...

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

Green shirt was pretty fishy , he probab...

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Well, why else?

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Someone name all the recurring commenter...

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Nice top hat, that would give him a pass... ★2

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

The line from her body is overlapping th...

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-02

What are the general age ranges around h...

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

Why is there an ad for sex offenders? No... ★4

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

Bestiality, my favorite snack ★6

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

tricks ★1

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

Clever girl ★3

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Damn it, I’m always too late to these go...

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

Jokes on you, I don’t have a significant...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

They look like Ogre mushrooms

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Sigh I wanted some quality content ★4

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

pulls out meat scepter ★3

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

What happens if you stick your engorged ... ★3

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

Hey, you’re right ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

He looks like a Sound Cloud “Rapper” wit... ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Why is Blue Shirt drawn so primitively?

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Answer the question

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

Well then, at least that’s how I interpr...

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

insert somewhat funny remark :D ★1

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

And women wonder why they get payed less... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

Wow, an ending that isn’t stupid, ridicu...

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

Damn, I wasn’t early enough

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

Why is that boy jerking off to piss bein... ★5

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

Damn the internet

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

What if Jesus Christ was just invisible ... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

I mean, at least no bullies can reach hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

This reminds me of this one seven in Clo... ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

That son of a bitch deserves death, how ... ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

What a terrorist ★3

Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

Those stairs won’t limp themselves, onwa... ★6

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

She kinda looks like she’s wearing a wig... ★2

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

Insert edgy unfunny joke about cancer ★4

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

Man, people with Skin Cancer are so stup... ★5

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-13

Good idea

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

I try it every it day ★2

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

It’s my little brother’s birthday, but I... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Which one of you homosexuals flagged thi... ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Oh wow, I’ve never heard that one before... ★2

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

In animation form, I might add ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I mean it’s not official until he lifts ... ★4

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Heeeeeeey, you’ve already made this joke... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

No, because I could like getting correct... ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

I don’t whether to cringe or applaud, so... ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

For your information, orange shirts and ... ★5

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

Just waiting for someone to photoshop th... ★4

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-05

For the love of god, stop being pieces o... ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

I bet that sleeze bag’s name is Chad ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

That’s it, not even a cliffhanger or any... ★5

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I was thinking that as well

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

Why are her jugs bigger than usual? ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

My dad and my mom have been on the brink... ★6

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I went to high school with Greasy Gary a... ★3

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I love the Banana Boat Song ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

The best character has returned ★3

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Daaaave, what did we say about grabbing ... ★8

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-26

Fucking gold digger ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Oh no! I skipped dick year! erectile dis... ★2

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

And his nut cracking habit

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

So the chick is just there for motivatio...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

And his butt eating habit

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Man, Dave has really let himself go

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Why is the TV so freaking small?

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

So if she hunts black guys, are they Big... ★3

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

I bet her catchphrase is “I’ve got a bon... ★4

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

She’s already used it, why is she still ... ★3

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Is that Santa in the window?

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Would you belt or hug that kid? ★1

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Wait, is he gonna make himself climax or...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Great, there goes 10 minutes of my life

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Saint my ass! That holly jolly piece of ... ★3

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

How can Christianity be real?! If Santa ...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

I’m guessing that Elf is a naughty kid i...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Pfffft, amateur. I can do it in 4 second... ★5

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

You’ve been a naughty boy, so now I must... ★4

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10

Anned so the young female Jew’s adventur...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-09

Does he shove the joystick up his ass? ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

They need to turn that red shirt into me...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Aaaaah, I’m having epilepsy

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

That’s the only reason people actually h...

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Ho ho ho

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

If you lower the last panel, you’ll see ... ★2

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

That’s not everything, lose the underwea...

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03

I got a new profile pic for the holidays... ★3

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03

Jesus, I was only gone for one day ★3

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-02

God damn it

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Fuck you god, you’re a piece of shit ★3

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Wow, so then what would be the green lig...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

SIEG HEIL!

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Screw you guys, I’m an atheist

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

The only distinct feature the aliens hav...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-27

I’m surprised he’s so egotistical, witho...

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-27

That’s not how the rapture works, you at...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Lucky bastard, usually you get be headed...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Woe, look at how flat his ass is

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Does he blindfold her, then turkey baste...

Comment to comic 5093 on 2018-11-21

But he didn’t even take it out yet

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-21

I wish I was blue shirt, but I’m not

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Why would they leave? Look at the last p...

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

Noooooooo

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

That’s one of the dead Golden Girls

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

I can’t think of any snarky remark, so I...

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

8008135

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

That’s not a no

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

aCtUaLlY, tHeY nEeD wAtEr ToO, bUt He Di... ★5

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Her lips are really flipping big

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

I didn’t realize that I was the one who ...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

I'm pretty sure that the dad is still sm...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Everyone calls first, but nobody calls w...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

; – | )

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-11

Jokes on you, I’m not afraid of spiders

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I didn’t know green shirt was telepathic...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

I can’t get a badge, because I’m not pop...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

I don’t why, but I really wish this kid ...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Well it wasn’t enough, because that’s no...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Usually these comics are just clever, bu... ★2

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-04

You can tell when it’s about to happen, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Whale that could’ve gone better

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Ahhhhhh, dude I’m gonna have a heart att... ★5

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-31

Don’t flag me, support me

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I thought Leprosy made you into a leprec... ★3

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Why I never

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-29

I need pictures for possible posterity p...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Where’s the motorcycle huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

The worst pain is not burning, being dum... ★3

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

I meant to put a question mark

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Did he bite his grandma or something!

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Wait, why does the kid get excited when ... ★2

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-23

Could be, I mean these guys have strange...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

How foolish of me not to notice

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Wow, an actual reasonable answer to my q... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

Is he sliding around? Because the other ...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

But why is he only glowing in the last p...

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-22

It all makes sense now

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

I don’t believe in superstitions

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

Wait, is this a prequel or a sequel?

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Holy sheiza, get it? Because Germany was...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Will do

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Me too, I really want to be known as gay...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I should get awarded for being first

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

That’s a weird pumpkin

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

That explains it

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

I’m not gay, I suck women too

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Homosexual?

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

No need to get hostile

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Climax by physician ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Why did he only go after one guy?

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Don’t reply to my comment, or I’ll suffe...

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

Racism shall not be tolerated

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I’m assuming this is a regular occurrenc... ★1

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

What about the bowling ball week?

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

It means Johnson in New Zealandian

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

You can read this backwards

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

That hand kinda looks like mine, wait a ...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

You’re right

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Of course they do

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

I mean the bartender can just pull out a... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

I hate when this happens ★5

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I am confusion ★2

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

http://explosm.net/rpg/krl82d25f

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Donald approved this comic by this comme...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

Well, that’s for the viewers to decide

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

I love attention

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

This Jim story will never end ★2

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I bet none of y’all know what that is

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-08

Jesus, I was just curious

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

How do you get a badge?

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

That clears things up a bit

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-05

Almost

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Wait, is this a daily thing?

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

The last one is a troll

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

Phew, that was a close call

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I don’t see any pumpkins on there

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

Shit, I’m late

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-01

Damn, he must be really bold to sell his...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

What is she gonna do? She’s poor

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-30

No, not really

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

I’m a fan as well ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Dang, are you sure you’re Sherlock?

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

So are cats

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Cats are for homosexuals

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-26

What a dog ★3

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-26

What a dog ★3

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-26

What a dog ★3

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-26

She doesn’t have any breasts

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Oh no, a dark era of unfunny comics is s...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-24

Meaningless?! I thrive on that schmutz

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-24

I’m confused

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Yeah, I like it

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Wait a second, he said dad in the way th... ★4

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-19

We don’t know that was her fist

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Damn, lucky

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

Pardon my French, but I don’t get it ★2

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-18

Yeah, I guess you’re right

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

Well, pull him out ★1

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

Yeah, I’d watch these

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

JIm is not a mistake

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-12

His story will never have a true ending

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

He didn’t answer the question

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

Is this Jim? ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

There’s a slight bit of disappointment o...

Comment to comic 5031 on 2018-09-10

Those kids seem surprisingly happy

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

Why did he wait ten seconds, to say that...

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Don’t look back ★2

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

I can relate

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Interesting factoid

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Yeah, I guess your right

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

Why did he look at his watch then? ★1

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

(Comic contains millennial bs) PTOOEY ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Alright

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Alright

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-01

I mean they’re just stating facts ★1

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

That was a good idea

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

You did this to yourself ★1

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-28

It’s alright, she was a millennial anywa...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

If Jesus wasn’t there, they’d be damned ...

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

She needed to know

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

I see why you think that

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

I mean I don’t know what to say, I’m jus...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

But I mean Quan Chi got killed

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I mean, his family WAS killed. So now he...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

What a pleasant sight

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

I see what you did there

Comment to comic 5016 on 2018-08-22

Pretty accurate

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

I don’t know how to feel about this

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

Poor Aron

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

Hmmm, that’s a new take on an old classi...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

Thanks for the correction

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

I’m not much a fan of pancakes, so that ...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

What’s his problem, I’d love ordering th...

Comment to comic 5011 on 2018-08-15

God damn it, you can’t fucking bring bac...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

I have mixed emotions for your comments,...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Well said, I’m disregarding the third pe...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Me too

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Finally, some good food

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

):/\ >

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

This reminds of that one time, where we ...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Only on the weekends ★2

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Oh ok ★4

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Guys, I just photoshopped my avatar to l... ★3

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Why are the teeth mentioned?

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-13

Yeah, everything was right, except I did...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Huh, must be pretty skilled

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-10

What about business casual?

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

That’s a laptop

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

So Jim was upset, because the kid talked...

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Why was he crying? He should've been the... ★3

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12

2 days, including today, without a comic...

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

He actually kind of has boobs

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31

That's another reason why I'm never gett... ★1