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I read C&H when I poop (shit opinions)

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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Very good, but a...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Just Stop Beating Dick ★2

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

What I like the most about these is how ... ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Almost disappear on my phone screen ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

funniest shit I've ever seen

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

oh, so now you know the song! Where were... ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

That makes me wonder if the C&H guys get... ★2

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Instant callback... ★5

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Blinking lights would give a dramatic ef... ★2

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

I don't get the reference Won't post a r... ★4

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Strange thing to...

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

I mean ... If you never get erections, w...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

10/10 Top comment this week

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. I'm sensing a tr... ★3

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-15

God's plan is ineffable

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Poop-worthiness: 3.9/5. ... ... ... ... ... ★4

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Your girlfriend is also a teenager. Prob...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

I'm a retarad now ★2

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Aaaah... Merica...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. I had a shit day... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

It has been done before, so I don't doub...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Sounds like my cat, so must be legit

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Poop-worthiness: 2.3/5. Poor Claire. At ... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Nick Furi's son ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Best experience ... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Poop-worthiness: 1.6/5. It was confusing... ★2

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Ji It's sad how happy your people are to...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

My name is I Read C&H When I Poop and I ... ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

[escapes through the airlock] ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Mine was 5 days ago and you didn't say a...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Naturist culture ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

"nude shirt" Officially, he's blue shirt...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

"Somebody saaaaaave meee!" ★2

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

I did wonder. Thank you. Also: when you ...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

BF2 myself ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Thank you ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Poop-worthiness: 0.3/5. Shit. I know it'... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Ow my asshole ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Cause I can't afford it. Otherwise I wou...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Perverty Ghost ★3

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

I can't give a fair poop-worthiness rati... ★3

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. Got too confused... ★5

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Is it pronounced "sirno", "chirno" or "k...

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

When I read "Ariana's Lover", I thought ...

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

I did tho

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Poop-worthiness: 0.8/5. Terrible experie... ★2

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

I'd erase the figurative meaning of "lit... ★4

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

That's quite ingenious I'll try it later... ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Dammit! Only reason I replied was to get... ★2

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

So glad you're already a ghost! No death... ★2

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29

My girlfriend almost made the mistake of... ★2

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29

You lack personality, so you piggyback o... ★1

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Good theme, good... ★3

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

And the celebrations spread by the Roman... ★1

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

E

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

he's got a fee fetish ★2

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Very solid one a... ★2

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

I am thankful for kind people like yours...

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

said like a true virgin ★1

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

The other day at my mom's place they wer... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. Not very enticin... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

I mean... If you score a kill, but it do... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

I second your sentiment ★2

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

I suck at poetry ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Recipe for good bowel: Eat some seeds Li...

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

I've tried NNN again and again for about... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Poop-worthiness: 1.7/5. "Good morning wo...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-22

For a moment there, that made me think y...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Poop-worthiness: 1.7/5. Silly, obvious, ... ★3

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-21

Get used to it...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. The comic itself... ★3

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

As the pimp, you should've taken care of...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

I'm glad I'm not the only one...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

PS: was gonna do a poop-worthiness revie... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

...is it me you are looking for? ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

too soon

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Cropsy, is that you? ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

I wish I did ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

25 in a couple-- wait, it's coming ... 2... ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

What a punchline... Caught me off guard.... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Sudden Pulses of Intensified Transmissio...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Covered in dirt, whether it's earth dirt...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

I work from home and that's not how it g... ★4

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

fucking weebs... ★2

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

We also have an unofficial Discord serve...

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

As my dear poet Don Toliver once said: "...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Black Mars is a badass villain name ★1

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-12

"Show me the real C&H" "I said the real ... ★3

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Why does Mars seem like a black guy?

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Thanks, chief warrant obvious ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Quick mythology joke nice

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Could just ask Mervin, LiTS or Gabe for ... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Realistic expectations FTW

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

ROFL Good one

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Oh, so it's not your Halloween pfp. Expl...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

That you're gay? ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I have plenty of fiber in my diet and so...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

FYI I have a similar mug/style

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I thought his contribution to Shit Week ... ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Thank you for explaining

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

I concur ★2

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Kris being the old grump is a mood ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Dave, I always liked you But after this ... ★8

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

Someone got shit faced last night... ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Danny Trejo is a total UILF (Uncle I'd L... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

I'm pooping. I don't have 12min for a vi...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Correct. I didn't feel it belonged to th...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

I'm pretty sure Jesus masturbated Or may... ★3

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let ... ★5

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Thank you, Dr. Obvious ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Resurrection by Erection, by Powerwolf A...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

"It's resurrectiooooon! By erectiooooon!... ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-03

The Black Metal community appreciates th... ★1

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

This one was soooo confusing at first! S... ★1

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Yeah, right?! Imagine dying while readin...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

Fall scrolls is the ultimate horror expe... ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Funny, but I had a different idea: Pick ... ★2

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

But dogs also love trash Try to find you... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

Who does that guy trust, then? Bezos? Jo...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Yeah, it wasn't. But I got something fro...

Comment to comic 5698 on 2021-10-27

It was a great start

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-27

Cleric Choosing a faith to define you an...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

That sounds like my dad I'm glad they di... ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

so you're saying fuck is weird for you.....

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

The priest asked if she wants to marry h...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Don't trust anyone who does finger guns ... ★2

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

I can gladly say I haven't needed a laxa... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

thats one strange funeral ★2

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

I must say you went over the line with t...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Salmon

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Solid punch line I'd worry about that em...

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

You're a certified pimp, so you're quali... ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

I don't have a gina

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

The songwriter: "let's make the protagon... ★2

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

You just added a Trap beat and ad-libs t... ★2

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Are you talking about companies, the gov...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

I didn't know it was that much. But whic... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Once you get it that long, I think it's ...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

not what reverse engineering means

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

IIRC it's to accommodate the genitals wh...

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Maybe we should change it to: What doesn...

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18

This comic feels incomplete ★2

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

I like that band: Deaf Leotard ★1

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

U mad bro? ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

This reminds me: When my father-in-law d... ★3

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Not that many, apparently But pooping to... ★5

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

A joke behind a play on words with visua...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

tempted to do a poop count ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Don't you descend from Romanians or some...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Yeah, I eat either before or after I com... ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. Absolutely horri... ★4

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

"everyone knows butt plugs are fun" plea... ★3

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Ironic how nobody time-traveled to this ... ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Wait, is this still Explosm?

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

No. Lincoln used to shave until a young ...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Not how I saw that coming

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

I hope you advertise against other subst...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Yeah, the inventor of the AK-47 was born...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

I don't think Kalashnikovs existed back ... ★2

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

Made me laugh and even go back to read a... ★4

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

meh There are safe dosages. They just do...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

"Is this conga line loaded?" ★3

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

It's true I've been in that position in ... ★4

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

The only issue with them is how little w...

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

Hey, Cooldog, is this how you are giving... ★2

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Umm, actually.... Studies proved sperm c... ★2

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

If I'm wearing the October pfp since las... ★2

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

Wait... You poop once for every meal?

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

Hello future readers: If you accessed th... ★5

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

I love how you stay true to character

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

You just ruined the mimic joke. :[

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

When you jack off to a dick you will hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Panel 4: [Rob] God fucking damnit, Kris!... ★1

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

Should've clicked "save and install", so... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Let me see... Pussy: ❎ Immortality: (not... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

"don't make yourself a target" should be... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Third?

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

David Lynch, I can see your face behind ... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Dave, you ruined my pooping experience! ... ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

"fire the water gun" English is a wrong ... ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Source: I'm Brazilian ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Solid tips right there

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

I know it's a racist stereotype

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

He's indian, so he probably learned to w... ★3

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

My first thought In my canon, Kris took ... ★2

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

"so therefore" this is redundant

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

I can neither understand or relate to th...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

"Gimme food! Gimme five! Gimme bacon bit... ★2

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

"Love guuuuuun! Lo-o-ove guuuun!" ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Wait... Jim Carrey released 3 movies in ...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

My favorite alt

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

The "#" sign really fucks the comment, f... ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

1: mug an easy target without using a we...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Street robberies aren't so efficient, wi...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

I did run once and it saved me and my ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

This one is somewhat confusing, but it s... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

You should get a badge that says "far to...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Desert fudge it's coarse, it's delicious... ★2

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

...nobody joined my conga line... :(

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

oof

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Don't know how the "I'm" got up there at... ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

This barely feels like a C&H comic A lot... ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

You are trying too hard ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Very good one, Kris. Much excellent. I'm... ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Also: too soon

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

CONGA!

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

Never had Domino's. In my country we rar... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

This comic looks Italian. It could be on... ★2

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

IDK, man. There are plenty of hobos jack... ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

His previous website host went out of bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Right. Rob draws teeth. Huh... ordinary ... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Hey! Nad! Pimp my comment! ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

On a serious note: how come these people... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Man, if only it were that easy!

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

IDK, man. Pretty sure injecting poison i... ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Tumor's so old it's already losing hair

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Bread Pit in the Curious Case of Ben But... ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-15

Ok, hear me out: We say it's wrong to ob... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

second panel just in case it wasn't obvi... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Dude... Just walk out of the fire... ★3

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Wrong! The best time for an orgy is now!...

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

It does actually help to be like that. S...

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

I was waiting for this moment... ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

As if a weeb like that would have a girl...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

You both have eyes and mouth and you bot...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

Why just one? I'm pretty sure its mouths... ★1

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

And I'm pretty sure she didn't mean "com...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

I think you're overthinking it. Sure it ...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

The worst thing is that those people are... ★2

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

She needs some sexual healing and bad me...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

The irony is that they did it because su... ★2

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

That's very interesting. I just read the... ★1

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-07

England's legit, tho (I've never been th... ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

The beard mixed with the shade makes it ... ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

imagine believing this bullshit ★1

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

I think I don't get the joke. Is it that...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

I love the genie expression on the news.... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

House of plastic Super fantastic ★1

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-09-01

It not being funny made for a funny punc...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Black and white for extra sadness Don't ... ★3

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

They probably haven't learned yet what a... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

also because you're the Irish one ★2

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

He meant they have the same form as when... ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

I get David Lynch vibes from you

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

IMPLYING FEMALES AREN'T CITIZENS ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Good luck with the rest. I appreciate yo...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

My dad would be like "check out this kid... ★3

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

I'm so used to that motion that my brain... ★3

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

I don't like Anal Cunt much. I suggest V... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Fucking yourself is only gay if you're t...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

agreed

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Also, my grandma at 73 does a lot more f...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Old people have wisdom to share. And in ...

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

"I see doctors" "with what frequency?" "...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-28

We both know Angela would never read C&H...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

We got public healthcare, but we still r... ★3

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

No death ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Vermin Inside Bellies and Entrails

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Iconoclasty FTW!

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

That's one mighty vibrator right there! ...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

No death

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

let's just glide over the fact "vibe" de...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

5in? So, like, 12.5cm? Sounds about righ...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

13cm last time I checked, some years ago...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

People don't bite It hurts and they'll r...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

White sauce pasta (basically screw-shape...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Another lover of liver! My girlfriend ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

That's a very bad way of cooking. And th... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

You are forgiven, Rob. That's not an eas... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

No,no, that was good. And somebody did a...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-22

nailed it!

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

They're great anytime. The only bloody f... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Wait... Makeup I get, but perfume? Isn't... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Sounds like a good explanation, but it s...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Because men are horny bastards

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-19

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

And this is why Jesus is male

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

"this isn't even my final form..." ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

You probably missed the Gabriel one

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

BTW, they're pushing the app to me at th... ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Now that's some good Texan right there

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

As far as the rest of the world is conce...

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

The alcoholic content in my caipirinhas ... ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Come Overdose Valium Intravenously or Di...

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Dear United States of America (please ge... ★5

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

In my country we have a saying: "If it's...

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

I get it. I don't get how people are int... ★1

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

You have to let go of the past

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

it's a dick in a box ★3

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Yes to all of the above ★1

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Cause safety first ★1

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Not, it's literally a normal spherograph...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

... Still having to type with a rubber-t...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Rio.

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Once Upon a Time Some Infectious Disease...

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Dank-Ass Ginger

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

★1

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

This doesn't even have visual spoilers. ...

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Monster Hunter. No homo. I just like a b... ★1

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Yes.

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

He indicates you to the right profession... ★1

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

If anyone else wants to add me, it's coo...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Bro, add me on Discoooord. I promise I d... ★2

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

What?! In this economy?! ★1

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Bro, I wanted to talk to you about somet...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Brojar has been trying to imitate The 12... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

This comic came packed with Father's Day...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Not so bad? Holy cow...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Up the butt has ...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

The 12 has been here for years. ED intro... ★4

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

Trujillo's Hot Organic Nacho Gastronomy

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-26

flat like a wall There's joy in comfort

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. Good, good. Very... ★1

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

I'd say these still get a fair amount of...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Couldn't have said it better myself. Doe...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

14min Time well spent ★1

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

I guess this must be a shamcomic then......

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Shampoo Heightens All Manes Public Offer...

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Mild interest va... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

I would give a poop-worthiness, but I ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

I think we all know by now what it would... ★2

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Virgins Once Intensely Came Everywhere ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

There's some stuff playing in my living ...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

That escalated quickly

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Karen, can you speak to the manager of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Can't post a worthiness review cause I h... ★2

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Fruity Oreo Raisin Essence Sinister Kill...

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

all of them Seriously, though: Cropsy. I...

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

wait until this guy hears about quantum ... ★1

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Predictable. I'd... ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-18

I don't think we have nicknames for that...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-18

Woah So cool of you to notice and make i...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-18

Not what I said. Reverse racism is reall...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-18

Not wrong

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

What difference does it make? You can as...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

that's what she said ★1

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Gotta invite some people over. It's too ...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Are you going to take Cropsy's role? Cau...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Now, having said that, I find "white peo... ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

On a first read I thought: "c'mon, Kris.... ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

TIL Russians ain't white ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

"Das ist mein Teil!"

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

I am more upset by the fact that I agree... ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Depends entirely on the case. A streak o...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Witty Old Men End Narcotraffic ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Didn't like it either, though a second l... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

I wonder who could be suffering of comic...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Hmmmmmmmmmm Better than the Angus McFife...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Poop-worthiness: 3.3/5. This one's all o...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Somebody Has Asked For This ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Huzzah! ★1

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-15

That's one gay handy, you mean

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-15

I miss that one...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-15

That makes me wonder how common it is fo...

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

You have to wrap it up first, dumb ass! ... ★4

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

"Myth Testers" ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Cats Have Eaten All Tortillas ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Maybe if they take a couple C&H strips t...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

way to ruin the experience, mat3 where's...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

I'm starting to think you guys do it jus... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Cause they can't afford anything anymore...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

I had to read twice to understand that t... ★3

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. It's impossible ... ★2

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Correction: our penises

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Do you consider yourself poor?

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-12

somehow that's worse than a 1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

I think Rob was playing with vectors whe...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

cannot compute

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

The 12 has been here for far longer than...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

I'm torn between Lophu8 and ED... I'll g... ★2

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Not really

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Yeah, nothing

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Test

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Why do you guys name coins?! It's so wei...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

just get a profile picture, you two! ★2

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

This one was funny. But it's even more f...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Not that funny, but I'm a skinny guy wit... ★1

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

I'll do better: Poop-worthiness: 0.7/5. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

I'd also like to know, so my kids don't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

"globe luxation" sounds like a fetish fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

yes and it was Metal as fuck!

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

and a vaccine shot. But I guess we can't... ★2

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

"eating ain't cheating Don't you know th...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

The Van Murders, by Ribspreader Is what ...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Basically Cantina, by Aurelio Voltaire ★1

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Oh, wait! My badge is back! Glory, glory... ★2

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

If you're friends, your marriage is alre... ★2

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Logged back in to say: 1) I'm fine, than... ★3

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

I see it a bit differently. With great p...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

My heart is broken, my soul is crushed. ...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

I didn't. T_T And now I certainly won't

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

Taking care of one account is already to...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Wait a moment! What the fuck is wrong wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Now that's a goo...

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-14

angry sex noises coming from Elora's hou... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-14

goddamnit...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-14

I prefer democrats

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

I see you are also trying to improve the... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Covid ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

If this doesn't work again, I'll try you...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Again, Dave, the question was: Any parti...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-13

Me too. Is why I come here every day.

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-13

Death Metal and Shadow of War. Or Endles...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Ok, the Rear Admiral gave me a good fix ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-12

I couldn't! Damn reply bug. So frustrati...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-12

Ok, I phrased that poorly. I noticed you...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-12

If there's a reason for visual quality i...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-12

Thank you. And why does your comment sho...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Good, good. Not realistic, tho. And I st...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

I also can't expand on replies and it's ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Still waiting for an answer, Dave.

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Just fucking moan. You don't have to use... ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

That's just silly. Really really silly. ...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Not Osiris or Neftis. The fetish there i...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

I got this comic after researching volun...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Classic double crossing

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

I thought that was the definition of soc...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Rear Admiral* Big difference

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Love that movie

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Update: named my kitten Sus. Short for S...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Then you're fucked forever

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Haha Stupid cat

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Didn't work for me

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Been a while sin... ★5

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

I love your current pfp ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Metal problems are so BR00TAL \m/ ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

But isn't you her ex? I'm Confucius

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

I can't disagree or agree. Couldn't poss...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Limp Old Veterans Educate Doggies ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Feeling guilty about not loving them bac...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Update: after writing that comment yeste... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

I was at a toilet, just not my own. Smh ...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

I love partying. I always stay as long a...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

But was one (or both) of your parents ch...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

You're fucked. Usually, the best way is ... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Can't give a fair poop worthiness rating... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

There's a shark tale 2?!

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Congratulations on your effort. Make sur... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Polyamory FTW!!! Love should be about al... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Dude, just keep it to yourself. You're b...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

It doesn't have to be important to be re... ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-02

Both wrong so far

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Extras: I like PoopCatapult, the former ... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Ok, so reading the cumments here I feel ... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

I mean the extra ones

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Delete your comments

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

I can attest you are, in fact, not gay. ...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Or cub fetish. Some do, though. And I ju...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Skyrim Can't name just one

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Some Cheerleaders Attract Tigers

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

But orange and brown are different shade...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

It's June now, you gay first! Homosexual...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

woah! I am so convinced now!

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

What Disney? What animal killer? I only ...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Fat and Unsavory Dietary Gains and Enlar... ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

I am so old that I have completed colleg...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Yes, not even a name.

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

I don't have any of those.

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-01

Just ask Kcarrey. He just arrives before...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-01

I was gonna go against that by saying I ...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Ok, it was good. But I can't focus, beca...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

I don't like to be toxic/aggressive, but... ★4

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

IDK, man. As the homophobic kid that I w...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

They basically build the association bet...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

The series or the culture?

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

No, Dave. No... ★5

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Right in the gay corner. ... Wait, that'... ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Correct. But could've gone for something... ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

PoopCatapult :( Cropsy doesn't fit into ... ★6

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Queries Won't Execute in Real Time: Y/N ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Funny how a single line to the face can ... ★2

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-29

It actually does, otherwise there's no p...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-29

topples king on chess board ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Faces'n'Farts Fucking'n'Fucking ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Main issue is not even paying for the ma...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

The Franks were the original French peop...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

And there's archaeological evidence to s...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

"My name is bluuurry face and I-- Care w...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

I know it's hard to properly discuss tho...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Actually doesn't. Smh, Gabe. Study Turki... ★2

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

I drink before, during and after. Gotta ...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

I think that'll just render them irrelev... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26

The body matures around the age of 14 an...

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26

That makes no sense. The brain does a lo...

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26

Dresses I don't know why. Dresses, camis... ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26

You'd have a hard-on for being loved, so...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. It's a very beau...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Ahee-ahee ha-hee! ★3

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Yes, though they don't always write the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

I've had my fair share of those, but I d... ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

What a major dickhead. Could've just rem...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Could be said about anyone. Nerds, jocks... ★3

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

C O N F E S S ★4

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

That's a complex debate. I abstain. ★5

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Not missing much

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Make Italians Kill Uruguayans ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

I also make the best brigadeiros I've ev... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

I learned to suppress my anxiety enough ... ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

That's a great skill. I'm a good writer ... ★1

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

I love when people say that as if they t... ★5

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

I'm not in my bathroom. I hate the big c... ★3

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-23

The apartment keys? Red flag. Red. Flag....

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Where's the Gloryhammer guy? I think I l...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

"you are still my favorite/best DM" ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

I appreciate it ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

Translation error Didn't know it was EVE...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Naive Rob doesn't really know where vagi... ★3

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Correct. They're cumbersome, hot, expens...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Hahaha! Welcome to the club! Get fucked!... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-21

Maybe she can do it instead. I don't smo...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. Honk! Honk! Hooo... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Seeing my mom crash her new car last wee... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Even a broken clock is funny at least tw... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

I beg to differ

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

said the guy who thinks EVA is hot... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

I appreciate your understanding

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Wow A Gloryhammer account. I bet everyon... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

You implied "dead rocks" heh heh... ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Correct and incorrect. It's true, but if...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Can only speak for myself there. Before ...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

If I favorite this, it means I don't hav...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. This one practic... ★6

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

It's DaConnaTwuk. Doesn't comment a lot ... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Used to be PoopCatapult, but he got gone... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

An eternal struggle of separation and ki... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Correct. My best friend is a much bigger...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Finding Ruined Intestines, Entrails and ...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

notme ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

True and untrue. Nothing to do with furr...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

The logic seems sound, but it's really s...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

That's why you can choose movies in 2 di...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

So you're a spammer then. ::Taking notes...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

The saga continues! We've seen you go fr... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I'll never get this thing you guys have ...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-16

simps

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-16

Had one tonight. It was great. Yes, that... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

My balls! (Not really. I trim, don't sha... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. It was too funny... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Samesies! But no longer... I stopped lik...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Come And Meet the Ecstatic Orgy ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

We're like bikers, actually. We're too f...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Riddick is the perfect movie to ignore w...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

No. Because he's a real doctor. Trained ... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-15

Thank you for the correction. And I didn...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-15

do you poop with your computer or do you...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Got too expensive for me.

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

And when they got the right, it took no ... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

USA* ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

An innocent question. But we're so used ... ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

"how old is your daughter?" ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Pre-Gastric Nytrogen Alkaloyd Natal Tran...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Correct

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

And it's a hard place you got into, give... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

262 comments 190 replies At an average o... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I never needed one. No one does. You can... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

"I look around, but don't see you, so wh...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I had one before coming here the first t...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Never Post shit is , , ‍♀️ ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

No, no, you're cool. Don't censor yourse...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I don't get any of that. Sounds like gib... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

You can't lower the bid, only raise. Smh... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Hmmm... IDK, man... She's a bit too skin...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Good. Laughable.... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Le j'partain que sois une punhette!

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

How the fuck should I know?

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Portable Oral Key to Ecstasy

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I mean... You can always sneak attack ou... ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in my o... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

‍♀️ ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

it's my favorite way to make my gf go nu... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Fake! The banana would get smashed by th... ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-12

come point it at my butt, if you like it...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Having anal sex with a banana is gay Hav... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

When one of my girlfriends asked "who is... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

or, you know, enjoy your stay and just t...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Do we? I mean... Elora's from Czechia. N...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Delet ur cumment

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

granted: he was talking about dinosaurs

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

the perfect combo ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Jealous much?

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

I just hate it when sales people keep sa... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Ok, so let's have a non-furry speak for ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Longer. Longer than my poop, even ★2

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

deep sigh

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

I was going to explain that, but the com...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

~_(^u^)√~

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

"what comics were you posting on the mor... ★8

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

How big are ya? Height and mass, pls

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Before International Racism, This Had Do...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Holy shit! Well done! ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

You mean someone taking my job? Not at a...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

more like a faun fiend, amirite? ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

There's an official and an unofficial on...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

What if souls had feelings? ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Poop-worthiness: 2.9/5. Sooo much detail... ★4

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

huh... I guess I'd continue life as is. ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

deep sigh

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Lits is single She's far from you, thoug...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

We got 9 down'ere

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Unsee, Please ★4

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

I don't remember. But maybe. It's very h... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

That's good. But how much sex did you ha... ★5

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Justice Shall Win Gabe has the right to ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Today's Acronym: JSW ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Justice Shall Win Gabe has the right to ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Hahahaha It's shit like that that makes ... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Lava waves in the Aladdin game for Super... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Justice Shall Win Gabe has the right to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Justice Shall Win Gabe has the right to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Justice Shall Win Gabe has the right to ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Fursona* And I got 2 caramel dog blue an... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

You're thinking too hard about this ★3

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Or someone still inside ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Somebody Please Loosen Agatha's Tourniqu... ★3

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

basically me ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

A tough man with a long backstory who's ...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Here's some validation! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I agree w...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

I can't get over the misaligned eye on p... ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Grinding asteroids in Elite Dangerous to... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

"Ma'am, what do you mean an emergency pa... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

You had one job! ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-03

You're asking the wrong person. I'm too ...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Holyshit Not even here can we have a mom...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

I think it's an unfair shotgun blast to ...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Wonderful Instant of Sodomy and Heresy ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

:O Well dun

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Keyword: typically You know what matters... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

you said "better" :[

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

the greatest of all time

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Summing up stars from multiple comments,...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Ok, I have a theory Kris watches Glenn F... ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

1) what were you doing in the red light ...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

I got so many questions

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Is Gwar the one who did Hard Rock Hallel...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Or the fact I myself almost accepted it ... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Like... How dumb can you be? ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Just to be clear: Not the Amazon itself,... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Man, it's been a year and Covid hasn't k... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-02

I also love burritos! Food unites people...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-02

It's so weird of you to write tabs like ... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-02

You're technically correct, though.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Poop-worthiness: 2.2/5. This was good, b... ★4

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Gay proof method! ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Maybe the moral of the story is the frie... ★4

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Vaping doesn't smell as bad, at least. A...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Congrats! I imagine it wasn't easy, but ... ★6

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Question of Whining or Penetrating ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

:(((

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-05-01

On a more serious note: good to see you ...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

We're starting to have so many comments ... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Bad joke. A good joke, but a bad one. Th...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Willie Nelson is also good for sentiment... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

I'm questioning myself about whether thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Happy birthday! I'm sure you are turning... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Suspiciously similar to my train+flush f...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

not shy in public indeed ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Blow For Just a Dime ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Taco all the way, my man! Burritos and q...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

I bet they still won't get as many death... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Number cruncher, indeed. I need to impor... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

You're so spot-on it's uncanny. What win...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Thank you for your ser-- wait, you said ... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I'm not shy in public, but I'm also not ... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

have you tried not getting sick? Should ...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Hmmm It's cheaper than cocaine, for sure...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Do not allow gay marriage! Marriage is a... ★5

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

You let him loose? You know he got Coabe... ★4

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Both are very nice, but I'll stick to th... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

ROFL chaos ensues

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Trains are awesome and so is gravity. It...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Do you realize you can listen to music i...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Disgusting... ★5

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Very good, very ... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

That'd be me! I mean... Aye, aye, sir!

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

The appeal is getting hyped up and confi...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Dave wins! With ... ★6

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Total Annihilation - X-plosion of Erotic...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

At least you get those. We pay more taxe... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

oh, cause you have lots of sex, huh? ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Thanks for the excerpt. Maybe it's satir...

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-27

Hah! Virgin! ★3

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-27

Actually, if you consider it's common fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Explains why I remember things so well.....

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

I wanna do it at one point. UwU

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Super Enlarged Expansion (Using X for "e... ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Let the kid dream ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Most people don't even remember the US h... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

'cept everyone knows what they're referr... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Game balance also totally sucks, but I a... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

A bit late but important to add: I'm alm...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Credits for this fun fact goes to Glitch...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. I still had trou... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Infatuated King of English Almonds

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Both are the same, so what gives? One im... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Had the same thought and it helped me po... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

The saw is the law! ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-24

They already distinguished between sex a...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-24

oof Sought* Silly mistake. "Sook" is for...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-24

I see what you did there

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-24

Glad you noticed

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

That's bad advice given by a bad doctor ... ★5

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

League of Motherfucking Legends ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

It technically just splits, since most o...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

And I've still got the Halloween one. I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

goes and drinks heavier fluid ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Sounds cheap, to be honest.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Plenty of conten... ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I poop in toilets. ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Either Endless Space 2 or The Elder Scro...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Ha! Nerd!

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

OK BOOMER ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Nonono! It shows the hypocrisy of those ... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

There's a Porta dos Fundos Christmas spe...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I highly doubt anyone specified "male ho...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Why does it matter to you? You can't eve... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Is it true that cats don't actually ask ... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

You mean 40lb of food? No shit, sherlock...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

If only they'd have insisted a little lo... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

I don't like the idea of littering food ...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Yep. Pretty much. And the weirdest part ... ★4

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Darude - Sandstorm

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

I give this one a 4/20 pooping value for... ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

No, it's cause I'm irksome

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Yeah, that's not how any of this works. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Or RIotD. Like in LotR. Though a lot of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

If you go too fast, it becomes a note in...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

"primary RGB colors" he said. Which is t...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

For a joke to be funny, it must be roote... ★4

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

Gay practice ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-18

Not that many. I'm picky.

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. Good Dave faces ... ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Interstellar Battle Gambler's Associatio...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-17

I was unable to leave any shit opinions ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-17

I got a blackout just before pooping tim...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I'll be the judge of that ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Indeed. Why do you think I live in the c...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Phony Justification for Low Hype

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

For some reason, I imagined you saying t...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

That's a very good one. Very C&H. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Just today I was wondering if Sarge Colo...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

It's for a scientific experiment ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Did someone post in the next comic yet? ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

:(((( ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

I was gonna give a rating, but I'm getti...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

My top games by genre: RPG: Kingdom Come...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Favourite game: Endless Space 2. Kingdom...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

X/10 ★3

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

And somehow it'd also be far worse. Comi...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

I first read the last line as "Fuhrer st...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

getting caught in the rain intensifies ★6

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Pudding ice cream

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

A true Animal Planet documentary ★2

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Laughable, nice ... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Agreed. But. I should mention: Some old ... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

All Lands are Equal

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Blue balls will make you stay up all nig... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

"not a doctor" ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

For yourself*

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

You realize one day we'll have a new acc...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11

Thanks for explaining

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11

Not even iron walls, just reinforced sto...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11

I'm a terrible gamer, but a great strate...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11

100%

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Poop-worthiness: 0.3/5. So many ways to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Hey! It's not fair! You're actually gay,...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

A strong black thing people like to feel...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Zoomers Incite Abortion

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

Ask Big Brother. Tip: he's a white rappe...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

Also, who knows, maybe Kris read the sam...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

I had already commented on that topic ma...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

You jealous, eh? ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Why make a pun if you are going to have ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

PS: Poverty Ghost climbed onto my profil... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

This one had me like "he he he he!" I of... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Tried making an ogre statue for my dunge... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Vice Prince of Alaska ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

you noticed me, Dave-senpai. ÚwÙ' ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

woah, dude doesnt that make you gay, tho... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Me too! Except I'm fluent in both Portug...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Much better than that other one about ja... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

That's drummer levels of coordination th... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

It's when two people mate. Yes, like dog... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Low Intestine Traction Syndrome ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

"way hey! I broke a leg! Way hey it's do... ★3

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-06

Unpoop my shit ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Seriously, though, imagine a guy with se...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

If you say it enough, you'll get used to... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Mercia? Isn't that in england?

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Such a Wenceslas... Missing your own cor...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Yes. But I won't tell you what. other th...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Even the rapists need therapy ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

I actually have one. My favorite number ... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

I'll shave you for free

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Japanese tables.

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

... unless you're Orthodox/Eastern Catho... ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Yes, they can ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Nice set up and ...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

6 fingers for 5 strings? How's that bett...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I didn't know about the second half. Ver... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Shadow of War with all DLCs for 90% off.... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Pornographic Incest Entertainment ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-03

oof ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-03

enjoy ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-03

With the fucker dead, who'd convince her... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Detrimental Repair of Ugly Shirts

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

In other words: anxiety

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Long Awaited Internal Distress ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Daaaaamn! I imagine you musta gotten sca... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Nervous Entrail Wrecking Sickness I got ... ★5

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

checks calendar Right ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

TIL there are comics and shorts on Thurs... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

I think having the one with most stars i... ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Coincidence? I think not!

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

I think it's safe to say I won't be talk... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

I'm glad someone noticed ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

A spinning coin ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Good comic and a... ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Best gay joke in a while ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Licking Indian Lubed Penises ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

1: water 2: ginger ale (not sure it tast... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

You both lurk, so it's only fair, if not... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Hard to say. FDT and IMHFC are gone. CAS... ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Riding Evil Deers ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Have my star. ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

I thought it was because you're gender n... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

It's the opposite. Being sad is bad, but... ★5

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

"Mc" means "son of" (patrimony, like "st...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

That's why I still use screenshot most o...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

I wonder how you long you had that joke ... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

They probably suck at cooking and baking... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

You know what they say: you fight monste...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Being patient with people. I'm so good a... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Teenage Mutant Snakes ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Not anymore, lad ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

"A ssomelier" (or something close) ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

2.5/5. I'm just a regular every day norm... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

You think you're that bad? How presumptu... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

TL;DR: gaslight people PS: I learned tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

That means he felt like he was run over ...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

TIL John the Baptist was a perv ★6

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

The proper term now is "donkey"

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

It's like they want you to notice them, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Winning Against Some Suckers ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

I love mine, but I'd still prefer someth... ★3

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

How about "A.I."? ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Yeah, saying "in the name of the father,... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

I must add: current comic should be ther...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

You are the best

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

... And I learned nothing.

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

It was 66% off, so I couldn't waste the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

If he was bottom, he should've been less... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

why can't I also flag this?! ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Thanks for the Goregrind lyrics. I'll tr...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

You're only jealous because my body pill...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

You're actually right. The only problem ...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Aww Hmmm Yess I loved this one. With all... ★5

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Gotta love Lits and her typos

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

"Gott, Er weiss ich will kein Engel sein...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Also: "All the things she said (All the ...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

How did you even get her number? In any ... ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Pervin, just move to Czechia. The people... ★4

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

The Great National Dump Road ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Do people do that? That sounds too fucke... ★6

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

The mo I know ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

I can barely recall any from memory. But... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

If that were it, my ashes will be put on... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

That's why old people shouldn't smoke we...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

How about you acoustically treat your en...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

You can't cancel me! I already cancelled...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

That's literally how I'd like my corpse ... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Now that's some old content!

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Living with the family while you got a j...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Too many. Every time I see one of yours ... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

Oh, yeah, that helps /s

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

No way, dude. I fucking hate portrait.

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Very nice tree, Dave. That's all I can s...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

"hand me your device! I want your device... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

3rd time was nerve-wracking. I had just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Kid got to the corner, made a U-turn and... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Yes, twice. They took nothing. Technical... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Typical brazilian robbery...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Liable to International Billing dollar e... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

so edgy :o ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

or tragic You decide

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I can safely say you make me giggle abou... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Sounds like you have a good thing going.... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I work at home and the only thing betwee...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I'm glad I was able to save your perfect... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Point taken

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Pizzas here come in octogonal boxes. It'...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

What the actual fuck, Rob? How did you m... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Science was bound to be both our room an... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-20

I'm in!

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-20

"you gay people are feminine and weak!" ...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Always order the larger one. They make i...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Wait! That's illegal! The internet is no... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I'm not even sure I'm trying at this poi... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Pronounced "low_foo" ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Lingering Over a Phone Unit ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

It was 3h and it ended up never coming. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Yeah? How so?

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

still more believable than Elora's confi... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

"almost as adorable as me" If I had half...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-17

visible confusion

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-17

I laughed out loud for a while after thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-17

Or don't. It went from "superheroes are ...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

So much Dave face, so little comic. Now ... ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Running After People's Eggs ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Technically did it by mistake once. I wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Quite immersive ... ★3

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Rollers Over Bikes

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Tucker Carlson alt confirmed

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

"I'm underage, so you gotta take me home...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

F in the chat?

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

CAS, is that you? oh, no, wait... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Took me a while to get it and now I can'...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I just don't have the patience to build ...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

E Babyonemoretime ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

It's a movie, then? I still don't get it...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

A conservative bigoted dickhead who pass... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

So much detail. Wanted to give a proper ... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dangerous And Very Enticing ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dave is the crush that keeps me awake at... ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Was that all in spanish? I know Latin Am... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

My thoughts is that your perception on r... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

It is the "bussing" system, after all......

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

My schedule is more chill now. And the l... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Must've been... weird ass fuck

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Thanks for following the trend, Rob. Its...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Yes, they pay for that information. Not ...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Kratos Jubile Hubris ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

A texas ranger ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

"single white female". I laughed out lou...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

You should've demanded food support from... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Too much to say. I'll try to be brief. C... ★8

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Feel Awesome Today ^^

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Quite the upgrade. My girlfriend knows a... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

good skanks always come back for a good ... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

wOaH, DuDe, sO bAdAsS

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Where I live, "pubs" are for the hipster...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

That joke was a dead fly to catch

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

100^100? But that's... 10000000000000000...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I have, actually. Not fun.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

someone give this man a badge

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Yes, we're "sorry" Where's Milch advocat...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Discord is the modern name for the Grand... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Stop stealing my thunder!

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

That's a bad comparison, cause most peop... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

story of my life

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

I'll take it!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Finding*

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

It seems waldo-shirt just gave up on fig... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Depression days. I mean... LOL FAG

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

I remember Saruman in the Shire in the b... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Bastard Annoying Some Elegant Damsel "I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Unless it ends on Kris day, of course...... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

No sane furry thinks they're an anthro n... ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

TL;DR: visit e621.net ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

That's some utter garbage. Misused vibra...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Again here just to claim credits cause t... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

I see my work here is done

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

That was my idea. UwU

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

To be honest there, I wouldn't keep suck... ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Yes, Rob got cucked by the handing of ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

The comic is so good that most comments ... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Urine gay now

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Umm, actually, the universe is closer to... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Pink is the new black. Nothing stealthie... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Bad And Deranged Geriatric Entities ★3

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

They're a way of strengthening one's ide... ★3

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

You think you can do one about the comme...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

I Can Understand Portuguese

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Mas que porra! Nem é tão difícil assim!

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

"this is my third grandfather on my moth... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Yes, my family is rich too. I'm just som...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

"Strike first, strike fast, strike until...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

their horns were black and shiny and the... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Dave again with ... ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

I suggest the badge be "erectile dysfunc... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

steel is stronger so say we all and if w... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-06

Internet really has all the gems and you...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-06

This has to be the alt I hate the most.....

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

If you got no friends, then who the fuck... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

No internet is a good idea to an extent....

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

No one exists here. This is a website fr... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Danger Of Raiding Knights ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I tend to be absent when I'm needed the ...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Yes, "anything"

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Ugly rubber armc... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Teach the kids about how people were deh...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

sounds like a trap no one can be that co... ★3

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Consider me disappointed ★4

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

I can't comment on this one until my bod... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

No. You re just out on the joke. FreshP ... ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Like gift. Unless I'm messing with someo... ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Discrimination is bad regardless. It's j... ★3

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

you son of a bitch, I'm in ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02

oh, so you can do heads with a different... ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02

Why does this have so many stars? I don'...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02

way to slow down recovery ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Fair question, though. I know lots of pe...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

If you think it's bad up there where the... ★2

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Flagged Reason: no craft bears my name/a...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

It was Adam Ruins, BTW. I remember watch...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

I've been in that exact same situation b...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Like whisky? Whisky is awesome. I just w...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

so check of you to say that...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

LizardPeopleArePeopleToo

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Women Just Ain't Here

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-03-01

I have an olive

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Not sure if it's a typo. "The rich steal... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Also, some expensive wine just kinda suc...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Source?

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

People Raving On Friday ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

@Rear Admiral Obvious, where are you to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-28

Sure, but fascism is not about genocides...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

that's so first of you to say that... ★3

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Aawww , guys, Lop used a comma! Three, e... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

I mean ... C&H never had a kid being pen...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Fair question, but there are some differ... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

I forgot to hit favourite and I know why... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. The comic itself... ★4

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

"Bitch, I got FOLD!" damn, it works! ★5

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

"Violence?" "Violence!" "Violence?! No.....

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

"I was gonna post a comment, but then I ... ★4

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Hence the question. I need to know!

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Nailed it! ★12

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-22

"meat space" is the best way I've ever s...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-22

That helps put things in perspective, wh...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Inb4 Nintendo makes a copyright claim on... ★3

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I definitely have the former. Especially...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Schrödinger's treasure ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

oh, so you're czech... Do you consider y...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

IDK, man... I started to like his commen...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Danger Of Fornicating Horses ★4

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Don't you mean Schwanz?

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

I know you're joking, but I'm a little o...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Weird sex, but it was ok

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

You have a good eye ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

There's also the fact the elderly can co... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Not to mention the ability to produce of... ★4

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Dickhead... But ... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

So, naturally, I asked the warlock to ro... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

I've been DMing for over 10 years, so th... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Sounds like awful DMing. At least I imag...

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Some Intern Fucked the Office Again ★4

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Painkillers? Like what? It's too generic...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Austin. It's also a great place if you'r... ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

I want to be the one whose attention and... ★4

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

It's easier to get someone else to love ... ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

I don't celebrate Christian events, but ...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Now, the one I hated the most was the on...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

And I remember the one about dentists wa...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Poop-worthiness: 1.5/5. Probing ain't co...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Woah, so big! 6 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Anal Lapse Achieved On Pubescence

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

They just need to turn on the lights and...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. Disturbing. Both... ★7

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Could still be kiwi, tho

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Deutsch

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Please Answer This ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Isn't Chupacabra american? As from the A...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Bro, are you really going to steal Gerfi... ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

Very wholesome and sad. I'd rather be hu...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Not very creativ... ★2

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. That's a hundred... ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-08

Two of those are Rob's! :o

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

I'm commenting just to say that regardle...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

I'm king of getting stuff wrong like tha...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Edward

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Rectangular Units of Hectare

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Or better yet! Royal money!

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

spoken like a true legend ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

That's on you for having wasted time in ... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Poop-worthiness: 4.7/5. Killing old ladi... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Another furry or just an old furry under...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

What do you mean it's not a Dave comic? ... ★5

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-06

I actually miss your ass down here. Plea...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Brilliant. Every... ★5

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

But that's only 3h. You'd have to sleep ...

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

Fair enough. Thanks for explaining. All ... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Why the fuck doesn't your email auto log... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Dangerous Raptors In the Park Drugs, Rep... ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

"I got a cartilager!"

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

let me enter your bushes, Mr. hunter... ...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

this pun is perfect

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

And you have a white shirt and should be... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Maybe that'll make me watch the 3 origin...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Lasting Intercourse Guaranteed ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

A 9/11 joke now, but not in September?! ...

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

King Big Gong Humpa

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Lord SnowyGabe is very cringy, though. ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Black Latinx Agender Neutered Kids ★2

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Being super fast... Flying... Super fast...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Nice perspective and twist, but still wa... ★3

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

did someone say "in"? ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

I like your style ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Money? What is that? Can I buy it?

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Argentina

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Oh, boy... Do I have to pick a favorite?...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

*Big Brother Cult is a branch of Big Bro...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

See? Don't ask your parents about stuff ... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

More like taking a new hubby. Why stay m... ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Bad At Dis

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Has got to be Cropsy. He's what brought ...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Yes. Yes to last panel. I love it. I'd h... ★2

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

It'll be a homo bear child, goldilocks. ...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

It was irrelevant before you put it into...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Right?! smhmh my headhead ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Putty sure he ain't a wahmen

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

but the smell is so nice...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Blue like sad, like in blue balls

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Take my balls away, please. They're up t... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Totally Gullible Moron ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Damn, you're old...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

oh...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Are you for real? Can you prove that in ...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Eww! Vagina! Put it away! ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Resilient Suckers and Infamous Nutters ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

And to think I was finally enjoying your...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

You totally misused the quote

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Joe Mamm--! you ruined it

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

more like... "late-ly"! Ha ha...! Like i...

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Kris uses Creativity! ...it's not very e... ★4

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Light Generated Rectoscopy Would totally... ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-22

Ok, cam you explain?

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Energized Nut Semen ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

woah Joe must be proud

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

BUUUUUURN!! ★3

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Flacid Indigenous Nuts

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

I learn from the mistakes of others, so ... ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

That's actually a fun fact. It's been a ...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

And the award for most historically accu...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

You have no idea!

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

Grande Ole Penis ★4

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

"Always pull this shit" Literally the fi...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Was gonna say the same thing. They'd als...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Shouldn't have come back so soon...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

The best country music after Hank Willia... ★2

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

WOOD? ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

I think I'll take a break from Explosm f... ★2

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

No one got the reference, apparently...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

C **** d ★2

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

smart-ass*

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-13

Yeah, this alt is either unfunny or poor... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Just now, after reading all comments and... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

You totally blew my mind! I wish I could...

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Damn, that must be some good stuff! An a...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Poop-worthiness: 1.8/5. Fucking clowns. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Just toss a turtle at it

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

you'll float too! ★2

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

It's called foreshadowing I'm glad you'r... ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Quite the opposite. I'm so average that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Hard to rate this one, as I dont even kn... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Oh, yeah, I failed to mention I only fin...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

I didn't have enough money for over a ye...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

"My Fudgy Family XXX"

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

I could say you're wrong But then I'd be...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-10

Isn't a "cherry bomb" like a hot rebel g...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

nice sarcasm ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

I just hate it when they put indicators ... ★2

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Now this here is... ★2

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

launching TOR... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-08

Poor is bad. Poor and horny is terrible....

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Poop-worthiness: 0.3/5. This one was str... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

OMFG! Just have sex already! I can't sta... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

I'm 14 and Limp Bizkit is deep" ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

There's a vibrator that syncs to the mus... ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

No new comic, dogs barking and it starte... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Especially scalies... Too much horn and ...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Woah! You must be proud... I wish I coul...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Ok, Google... Columbian flagpole

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-05

It's self-diagnostic ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Ha ha! People ge... ★3

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

You guys have to stop it with the bible ... ★5

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Congratulations on being both too proud ... ★6

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

That'll teach him

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

With this government, by the time I turn... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

There should actually be a recurring wee... ★3

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

No! I don't have a lifp!

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

what's making you firsty tonight, Mister... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

"Let's not talk about the past", she sai... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Animal dying not... ★6

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Makes sense. There's a first time for ev... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

It seems Rob decided to sacrifice contin... ★10

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Nice of you to add Poopcatapult even tho... ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

wait, wrong alt...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

This is nuts. Is this a deep and insight... ★4

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

I see you were bored...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

First, I want to say it's very nice you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

NGL, Jesus's kinda hot

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Funk!!!

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

I say stuff like that ironically before ...

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

being married in a nutshell ★3

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

OK, GOOGLE... Is Lurking in the Shadows ...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-31

It was entertaining to me as a kid, so t...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

PPS: I could say "don't trust me? Go che... ★4

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. I don't care wha... ★5

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

A good condom will barely change the exp...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Wait... You must be Spaceman/Noodle. You...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Wait, wait, wait! Robert's getting fired... ★5

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Summed up with the fact I was listening ... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Udders ★3

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

How could he pass the test? I need to kn... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Horn Pub? ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Fair enough, I guess

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

I loved it! I love that song and this wo...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

I can see the difference, but "completel... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

I hate 5s ads and their unskipability!!!...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

The only tension between us comes from b... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

I think I'm getting tired of millennial ... ★7

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Rats, cockroaches, pedophiles and other ... ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

He's probably too bored and started doin...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

And your edgy humor almost got you modde...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

says the guy who's taking meds "to focus... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

ANOTHER FURRY JOINS THE FIGHT

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

That's quite the precision wording there... ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Just the typical... ★2

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Ooooooh, there's a "Lord " I missed ther...

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

I have a hard time associating you here ... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Something is wrong with the tag. I WANT ... ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Makes sense... Bad time to start a decen... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Is it weird that we have local celebriti... ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

I know Kreig has been around for a while...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20

OK, Google... Thank you (I actually than...

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

I literally just can't even

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

I don't know how serious your case is, b... ★4

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

STONKS

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

I believe I can if you tell me. Feel fre...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Younger? Sexier? Are you talking about G... ★1

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Love the joke, b... ★1

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Wait! Thats illegal! ★5

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

I think it makes sense. Dude was financi... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

The cot?

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-18

It sounds like there's a lot more to thi...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Kris again with the cripplin' depresh Th... ★3

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

I'm with you. I usually know what to say...

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Great drawing on the pack. The sock itse... ★4

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Imagine needing to wear a sock to rob so...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

The tip doesn't work if you don't work o...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Pleasantly surpr... ★7

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

If you sleep too much, you'll still feel...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Here's some quotation marks you can use ...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Just addendum for clarity regarding this... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

...how "filtered" the radio lists are. S...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Rant about music: I was thinking here......

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

He didn't even notice it among his own m... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Poop-worthiness: 1.8/5. Here we see a go... ★5

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Cum inflation aka pregnancy ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Was thinking the same thing. That shit a... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

"Zack Snyder does... Zootopia 2 - The Da...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Some musicals are actually nice. You hav...

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.1/5. It wasn't very g... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

it was you who brought her to the conver... ★3

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-11

:O we're soul mates... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-11

well... apparently not...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

I came here out of courtesy, as I just w... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

I know a lot of stuff, but nothing I can... ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Anyone willing to check each of my revie...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

I did have something to say, but I decid...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Typical: it's either conservatives on po... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

You're making it look like you are my al...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Please do not use contractions. They are... ★1

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

On that note, Stoned Jesus is a great Do... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Too hungry to comment on a comic I didn'... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

It seems like you don't have dots. Here'... ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Shock could even be simply by the guy lo...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-08

XKCD did it! ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Anxiety often leads to depression, thoug...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Attempted murderous rampaging* Good luck...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Really was expecting it to be comparing ...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. TANGO DOWN! I RE... ★3

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Cummic* It's a porno cummicbook

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

This just arrived and it's on my top 5 u... ★5

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Since this is still here and the subject...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

I really thought you were bringing BBW i...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Your comment does not comply with standa... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

He's probably going to do another self-c...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Unrelated to the comment: If I didn't kn...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Woah... That's... Truly boring No offens...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-06

I see you're not a scalie, then

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

If Karma exists, I'm quite sure there's ... ★4

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Ski accident?! Dude had an amazing death...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

I've started doing that as well. Started... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

I like this version better, for sure

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

I had no idea whose alt it was. I even c... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Same here. Definitely been both. Had to ...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Either that's a lot of bullshjt or I'm f... ★2

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

They treat us like we are despicable and... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

BRO I mean it! I'm the ultimate super vi...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Kris, you motherfucker! That hit quite h... ★5

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

I read it as "lop-hub" because of the 8.... ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

hot Amirite, Gabe?

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

You're almost sounding like a leftist no... ★1

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

IDK, man... I don't do Poop-worthiness d... ★1

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Is you

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

It was implicit that the result shouldn'...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

"Tomorrow" Hahahahahahahahah Still optim...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

I don't even go out unless I'm going to ...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

I laughed, but it's not really correct, ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

No review cause i had an unexpected earl... ★7

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

It seems no one got your gay joke

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Admit it! Gabe makes you tingle and your... ★10

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-01

Unsure if this one was truly good or rea...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

This got me thinking too hard, cause thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Nevermind the haters, dude. I got to dea... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Start smoking a shitton of weed. It'll s... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

"Giselo" ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

American date system is dumb ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

You cairn barrow whatever you want. Just... ★3

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

It's "sunovabitch". But the one i use mo...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Poop-worthiness 5.0/5. Sweet gods of poo... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Spoken like a true Canadian

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. Only thing that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

TMI time: The other day here I left the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

And tattoos are really hard to get there...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Hahahahah Good one!

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Nothing hits harder than the truth

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Someone actually kinda did that in the U... ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I wish that trope stayed in the 80s... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

The others are already a full lap ahead ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Words should always take quality over qu... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

I see you learned your lesson... ★6

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

New phone, who dis?

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

"Commonwealths"

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Cute. Really can't relate, though. Is th...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Now I'll never forget you're from Wiscon...

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. I ass-wipe left ... ★2

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

This guy's shtick is more consistent tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Wife*

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Bootle? Bootle? Oh, bootie!

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

"Nature is metal" sounds just like my ty...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Also, good to mention: I meant both in m...

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-23

I left the dinner thing there in case so...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. Just an average ... ★3

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Pick up your fiddle and I'll pick my str...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Am I on trial or something? Probation? L...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22

Crossing that step is so much harder tha...

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Poop-worthiness: 1.9/5. Deep stare into ... ★1

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Who says "watch a youtube"?

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Not always, though. If you stars long en... ★1

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

ha ha... "Cu vid"... Ha ha... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-21

... very clever... ... I actually laughe... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Let's weigh in the options: Jump: you mi... ★4

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

LAAAAAAAAME!!!

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

They're not ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Windows Mass Effect?

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Punk is dead, but this comic unfortunate... ★4

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Mine is Whipping Angels. How do you like... ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

For a moment there, I had forgotten abou... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

(F) punk dudes make you hard because you... ★5

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Poop-worthiness: 3.1/5. Nice and relaxin... ★1

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

I meant to say "Punk", but I like what m... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

No. But Dave is a stereotypical Irish bo... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

"Son of..." Dave will get it...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-17

I think I don't get it, but sounds like ...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. WTH, Rob?! It wa... ★6

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Reducing to haiku almost. Next up you'll... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

I made the right choice, apparently ★6

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

And yes, I'm overthinking a silly comic.... ★2

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I got so engaged with comments that I ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

ExPoSuRe

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

It's so truthful it hurts. It's the reas...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

To be honest, that's great family atitud...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Oh, and whenever someone is hiring, it's... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Because the centers only help to organiz...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I gave up and started freelancing. Now I... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-16

Why do I feel summoned?

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

It's cause they pressed B

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

I'm quite sure it would, if it had the c...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-14

What'd you say about my dick?!

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

So... Yeah. That in the comic? It's a th... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

Kinda doing a Cropsy thing here: This ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I just meant he shouldn't beat himself i...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

OK BOOMER ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Maybe it switched to B instead of P at s...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

That's actually very different, while th...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

You calling my homie a tool?!

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Try shooting it down. Never works, but t...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Coming back here just to say I just real... ★3

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. Finally someone ... ★2

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Aren't you still in school?

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-10

I cringed so hard when I saw the crocs.....

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-10

But you don't have to worry, cause you'r...

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-10

"those Gucci and Prada look better off y...

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-10

Agree to disagree

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Almost perfect. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

I think it's possible, but I don't see h... ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

It's such a tremendous hypocrisy that it...

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Oh, and congratulations to the whole of ... ★7

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Joe Country ★1

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

I'm not sure I get it, but it's funny. M... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

I prefer the Yiff-a-ton V2, but to each ... ★1

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-09

creep

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-09

To be fair, he's tackled racism a lot. B... ★1

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-09

No, but funny. You get a chocolate emoji...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Mixed feelings about this joke, but over... ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

First gay! Gotta make it bend! ★2

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Two eyeballs, single eye hole ★4

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

The comic's funny, BTW. I exhaled throug... ★3

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

It looks like lungs and I can't breathe ... ★3

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

I just now realized by reading the first... ★2

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

That's not how it works, son. I just emp... ★5

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

Is this some Clockwork Orange kind of sh...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

If anything, it's an index of the things... ★1

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

still says something about the US

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

Bro, it sucks, you can say it. I just di...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

This man's on fire! Someone call an ambu...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

You managed to keep your friends during ...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

Uh... Excuse me, US, but your politics i... ★6

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

Preach!

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-03

But isn't the electoral college itself e...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

Too lazy to update my pfp just yet... Ho... ★5

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

I don't get it and I don't care. I'm too... ★7

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

"Imma do you a favor and round these num... ★2

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

At this point, I'm not even sure I care ...

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

That sounds so average that it makes me ... ★4

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

This is classic schizophrenia with paran...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

he should've yelled "Martha!"... smh... ★1

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Chapter 10: Final Before I commit myself... ★7

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

Chapter 9: All I have to offer the world... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Chapter 8: The Passenger has shown me ev... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

huh? Someone there? ... must have been m... ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Me with girls: Me: Hi. My girlfriend: I ... ★6

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

its the Golgothan all over again... ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

also Batman Yes, I was too lazy to switc... ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Holy shiiiiiit! I'm so proud! This ties ... ★1

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Since Google didn't, I'll do it: showing... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Poop-scaredness: 2.3/5. Poop was mildly ... ★7

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

I'll reply with "saudades do que nunca v... ★4

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Chapter 7: The Passenger learned how to ... ★5

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Last time I saw him was very early in th... ★2

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

It's actually like that in many places. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

I'm having a hard time understanding thi...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26

Siness of the poop. Gay points to do the... ★6

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26

And you got gayst place! ★5

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

PS: not scared Christmas Halloween. It's... ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

I must say I'm loving this recurring jok... ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Pretty sure we've also had Noah, Zeus an... ★3

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Chapter 6: ★6

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Seems you weren't satisfied with sloppy ... ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Why do you think I call it the "cumment ... ★3

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

I can't wait until you and I and both ou...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-25

I see you've been watching our matches o... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-25

There's a reason it's called "roleplay"....

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Poop-scaredness: 1.0/5. Fire. Fire. Fire... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-24

I had no idea. I played the game only a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Chapter 5: Irresponsive parameter. Subje... ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Human trafficking is gay , cause gay cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Burn, loot and murder? That's my shit! ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Chapter 4: Ok, I have cleared a few theo... ★4

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Maybe we'd be able to think if we stoppe... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Monopolies were big way before capitalis...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Poop-scaredness: 3.8/5. The void is the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

I saw Lop kill green in Med Bay. ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Trees might indeed regrow from the stump... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

could've answered "it was Joe" what a mi... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

I believe monopolies are good with digit... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

I could answer, but I don't want to spoi... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-20

Good one. Kudos to you and thanks for th...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

Chapter 3: No need to worry. Doc said it... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

No need for snow or people. You can piss... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

"All that is solid melts into air" ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

FLEE

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

Had a busy day yesterday and forgot to p... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

But the same way I don't want them to di... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

I appreciate your comment. Sorry for get... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Chapter 2: Many people don't notice this... ★5

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Oh, and one more thing: infected people ... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Poop-scaredness: 5.0/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ★5

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

I'm a Hispanic as well, though in Latin ... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Oh, so you're putting a price on life no... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

That's not true. A new virus has more in... ★2

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Poop-scaredness: 3.33/5. Silence maddens... ★4

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

<\blank>

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

You are mom gay ★2

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Please get profile pictures! ★2

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Poop-scaredness: 3.4/5. Octopuses can ge... ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

️ ️ ️ ️

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Chapter 1: It started not so long ago. T... ★4

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

The fuck with the ES/PT name?

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

past... This is the past now... I'm in t... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Poop-scaredness: 5.0/5. Poop was so scar... ★9

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

this is the worst place to run from pred... ★5

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

Chapter 0: introduction There's somethin... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

Not sure if sexist, eco-terrorist or bot... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

I would tell you, but I'm far too busy p... ★3

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-11

You were too young and all jokes were ne... ★3

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Hehehe haha hahaha Yes Hahahahaha

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

That's so you! ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Congrats, Fellow Tilde Taurus! That's qu... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Sounds like GTA to me... Why target preg... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

There is no escape from the backdrop

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Poop-scaredness: 5.0/5. Bum bum pen make... ★7

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Sounds like Lophub ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Até só much homemadé pizzá yesterdáy thá... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

I knew you'd have my back ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

The fuck with the Batman in pfp, then? e... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

That was a nice twist ★1

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

I mean... Fair enough. Good luck survivi... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Poop-scaredness: 1.2/5. Hazazoo-hazazah!... ★4

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

And you look like... uh... you... Crushe... ★5

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

As a SJW, what's with the free attack? D... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

I'll admit I first read the sentence as ... ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Actually, I think they added the bomb be... ★5

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-09

It's just the different kind of review. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-09

That and much more! but, really, I just ...

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Poop-scaredness: 2.1/5.0. Operations are... ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

S I M P ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Sounds like your abuelo was a great guy.... ★3

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

So, basically, Shutter Island.

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

Poop-scaredness: 4.8/5. This is a true b... ★5

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

at least he's not a simp, right?

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

Nah That'd be an improvement ★3

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

I'm sorry! I was mad at Rob for making s... ★3

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

I see Fecalicious, the Rapist! wonder ho... ★1

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

IRC&HWISP Irkwhisp Not gonna lie. It kin... ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

You're only gay if you believe you are! ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

I'm glad I was late, then, cause so was ... ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Been busting too many orc butts in Shado... ★8

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

You were unlucky enough to catch it earl... ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Dope ass Halloween pfp! A bit underly se...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

I've picked my nose frequently all my li...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03

No serial killer is up to par with a mas...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. A bit too intens... ★6

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Back when Sim Safari was a thing, yes

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Why does everyone forget Opera? It's pro... ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Oohhhh yeah! Eve... ★4

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Nobody knows, as such information has no... ★3

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

SHUT UP! ★5

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

is it Thursday already? ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Didn't the magyars raid all over Romania... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Creampie is the best pie ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

I don't even know. We just call'em "laga...

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

COME TO BRAZIL!!! WE LOVE YOUUU!!! (sorr... ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Hot springs? More like thot springs, ami... ★4

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-29

Love that band. It's spelled as a single...

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-29

★1

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-29

so it was you, then! ★3

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. Too quick. But i... ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Those are the largest lizards native to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

"I'm on a fuck phone, ready to go!" ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Me and little brothers were somewhere in...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Max is probably around 200, from what I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

IDK what disturbs me the most: the obscu... ★3

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

That gay was just one big miss, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Been there, done that. Twice. Not going ... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

On the contrary. I like to read all the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Sandpaper ain't got shit on Wetwipe! The... ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Gotta catch'em all! ★4

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

That is some good gay right here! ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Change those strings, man! You shouldn't... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-26

What can I say? I'm a skinny nerd. ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-26

goddamnit, Brock!

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. Just cause I lau... ★7

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

That's one badass critter right there! M... ★2

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

I endorse this comment

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Or sivouplais or something Maybe mercy b...

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Thanks, Simone! :D

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

I was gonna post a review, but it didn't... ★3

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Better start early, lad. It's hard doing... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Remove the BDSM part and that's pretty m... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Not that I'd do that, of course ★3

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Bet they'd be proud if I'd just demanded...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

might cause It's like inbreeding: it has...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Are you insinuating I was not careful? ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

It's actually much easier to learn compl... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-22

Poop-worthiness: 2.6/5. Took me a little... ★3

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

I can almost hear turquoise shirt singin... ★3

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

"I like your hat" "You're lying, Morgan!... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

I was gonna post my review as usual, but... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Your comment did the same to me. We shou... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Both are fine under the right circumstan... ★4

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

so much effort for a joke nobody gets...... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Poop-worthiness: you don't even care, ca...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Temos um Xeroque Rolmes aqui, macacada ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

When has it not? We're probably behind I...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

guess I'll ditch my gf. You just showed ... ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

TL;DR?

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

As a brazilian in 2020, this comic trigg... ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. Disgusting pink ... ★5

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Yes, but not like that. ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

brrrr [808s] [Insert ad lib here]

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

I wonder how odd it must be for The 3 Fo... ★8

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

It's like they had no lore, just a bunch... ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18

one day we all submit to The Wife ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18

It's not like the whole purpose of doing... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18

I miss thinking good times were coming. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Yes, stereo soun... ★5

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Boomer Spotify is just YouTube on autopl... ★1

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

You really haven't read anything about i...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. But only because... ★4

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I think a lot of people here are eligibl... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

The way you say "The Wife"... Are you ma...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

that was fast... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I'm surprised the rest of the comment wa...

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

It's probably just her period. That shit... ★1

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

Reminds me of the concept album This is ...

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. Good, yes, but I... ★5

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

That filled in all the spots, I guess. C...

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

I was gonna comment on that too. I might... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-14

CAS called me out on saying "wonderfunny...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. It even made me ... ★3

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

And if that's who I think it is... That'...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Look what the cat dragged in! I see you ...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

why's everyone looking at me?

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

No comic and I'm not even mad. Kinda gla... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

"look at me! I am the poverty ghost, hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Ok, it's hard to answer everyone with so... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

The first line caught me off-guard. The ...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

There's just something about the way you...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

your head says no, but your eyes say ple... ★5

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.9/5. You got your fac... ★3

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

4.1711335 ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

i hope you like scat... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Why did I talk like they're all dead? WT... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

I can imagine. Divorce or not, I had a g...

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

As a teacher: yes ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

There's a traditional brazilian sweet ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Cause he's far too busy being delicious.... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Sorry to break it to you, but it require... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

"had of" ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-09

noshame #teachersoutforharambe ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-09

Awesome. Thanks, dude.

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-09

The RCGs have a lot more options now. Be... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Poop-worthiness: 2.3/5. So many comments... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

does mine count?

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

BRUTAL I'd have done the wife's reaction... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

No, I didn't reply with that. But I real... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

My parents' divorce showed me at the age... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Please don't take that seriously. You're... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

You're so desperate that you treat us as... ★8

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-08

Update: I said "fuck it" and bought a be... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Can someone thoroughly explain "gaslight...

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

I'll back on The Arseonist being a great... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Someone's watching R&M...

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Poop-worthiness: 4.4/5. Drinking games a... ★5

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

I think you may be projecting...

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Wait! That's illegal! No one cares, thou... ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Creativity 100 ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

what do you mean Kris is late? ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Easy there now! I live surrounded by far... ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

I sometimes dream I'm cheating my girlfr... ★3

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06

You can see very few of those are among ...

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

My girlfriend and I have this thing (kin... ★3

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Them's the rules! Thou shalt be King of ... ★4

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

mops texas ★3

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

You're good with this, did you know? You... ★3

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

Poop-worthiness: 3.1/5. Super awkward fl... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Indeed. Just lay down your head and slee... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

stupidassquestion, smhmyhead ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

I'm the teacher, so yes ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

That was quite painful to read, even tho...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

I talked just like I do to students who ... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

HAHA, KRIS! VERY FUNNY! Now that you had... ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

We don't study dinos, yo. That's for bio... ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-02

You foken spoiled the joke, m8 ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-02

★3

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Poop-worthiness: 0.3/5. Ooh, nonono! Not... ★7

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

So if Kris punches 3 holes in a large po... ★4

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

I know it's said "flip a coin", but I ju... ★2

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Now that's a bet... ★5

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Spoken like a true

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

My friend used to nickname all his Pokem... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

"twenty twenty twenty four hours to go-o... ★2

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

Good thing I can control the weather, ri... ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

Just confirmed it's "wave'em". Shows up ...

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

It looks like his torso is drooling poop... ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Poop-worthiness: 2.7/5. Many ways this c... ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Should be the standard. Why even bother ... ★2

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

What?! No! After being put through all t... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

But where's today's comic, then? I'm all... ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

Player character

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. The problem with... ★4

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

I love to disagree, but this time I just... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Mine is a dog, so it's not always right.... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Can confirm ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-26

Well done, then ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

I... Uh... No...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

You doing that to yourself is somehow ev...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

And the prize for week's best link goes ... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Sounds like an Egyptian name ★4

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

still clueless...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

He's actually in shape. Can move better ... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Didn't answer much, but still worth the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Explains the dick coming from Jeanine. ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

You have 4 more years to worry about tha...

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

comicdelayism or some shit...

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Too elaborate, but I still like it. Espe... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

To be fair, you've mentioned it many tim... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

I almost always see it written as a sing... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Unlike your dick! wait... That backfired... ★6

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

PS: not saying you don't. I was just jok... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Even me! And there were no comments when... ★5

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Thank you everyone for the great many re... ★3

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

They both sound great and #1 appeals dee... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Don't even tell ... ★6

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Aren't those too old? I like a fair amou...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

I have. It's like the series (The Advent...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Ooooh. Thanks for explaining, man. Makes...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

GTFO with that YouTube comment type of b... ★2

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Call me prematur... ★4

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Smithing Wesson?

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-24

cue Dance Monkey ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. This is all over... ★7

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Agree to disagree. But to each their own... ★3

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

I could either reference Snatch: Pigs & ... ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Canned tuna is good anywhere. Go fuck a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Usually not

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Which one*

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

I'm down today. And by that I mean: chec... ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

I kno. Finges too cpld ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

They got me covered in RCGs ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

B U K K A K E ! ! ! ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

It's gonna be the greatest strip club. E... ★6

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

S I M P ★4

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Could be written... ★6

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Name is "I read C&H when I poop", not "I... ★6

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

I never bother watching videoclips for s...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

Nice follow-up! Daaamn... Ser kreativ ★2

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

disgusting ★4

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Meh. It's just a... ★5

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I was wrong! It's getting gayer! ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I did feel an urge to come earlier... Ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I mean, Nickelback is not so bad. I know... ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Bro, that's a bit too harsh... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

I should go back to reading Pathfinder b... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

_ChaaaAAAaaain Keep us together!!!_ ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

The one time we need Milch and he's nowh... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Aquele momento em que traduzem alguma co... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

I was trying to read that German shit on... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Here we see the ... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

What about Dickel, cause you gay AF! (I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Me too, man. #accentsmatter ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

That sounds like an amazing idea. ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-17

Funny of you to say that, considering ev...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Cool. Worst case scenario I wasted 2h of... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

That had me laugh out loud. I'm afraid s... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I see you got yourself a profile picture... ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-17

... Still a better shade of pink than wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-17

Maybe you stopped your historiography le... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Poop-worthiness: 2.3/5. Only cause the c... ★6

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I thought about downloading that one to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I do care. A place feels cozier when we ... ★8

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

By traditional US standards, that makes ... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

This guy gets it!

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Poop-worthiness: 1.7/5. Big oof shitty i... ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

As a historian, I can confirm ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

2 comments ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

should've deleted ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Maybe ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

So you guys might wonder "wasn't he keep... ★2

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-14

I actually can do both! And cook sweet m... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

arent you a bit too old for that? ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

It's one thing to come up with a few goo... ★5

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Don't touch my banjer!

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

I'm the last 10%, so you're right ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. That escalated a... ★6

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

May I suggest having sex when you'd norm... ★5

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

I could write a whole paragraph on that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

BUKKAKE!!! ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-12

huh... Maybe that explains the ad for ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. It worked well. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

I see you're still trying. I guess being...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

oh Indeed. Glad you explained the first ...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

The ultimate skullfuck Nostrils full of ... ★4

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

I guess "being a dickhead's cool"

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-11

Prof. X but not Picard? WTF, dude ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

‍♀️ it's one of those things that don't ... ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

That was painful to read. I appreciate t... ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-10

No one asked for a status report, Mr. PO... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. Because it didn'... ★6

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

It's talking to itself! ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

He got woke ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-09

It does kinda leave us without oxygen an... ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-09

Google "acupressure". You'll be surprise...

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Poop-worthiness: 0.7/5. Bad-lee pooper w... ★3

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

One-Eyed Doll Song: Monster Genre: Goth ... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Shitty? Maybe just petty...

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

OMFG that's too fucking cute ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Just to be clear: there's a comedic cont...

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. A little too lon... ★4

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Sorry, friend. I'll see if I can also ma...

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

I thought it was from asphyxiation, caus... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

"It's not a rooma!" ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Texas is a town confirmed ★3

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

I read that as the Gru meme with the whi... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Too fast. How ma... ★5

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

It's "red-haired" people now. But I just... ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

This town ain't big'nuf for ye dirty ol'... ★2

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Or a Venom deck, cause that was much bet... ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-05

Happy late birthday, Kris! This wouldn't... ★3

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-05

Arial? Comic sans? Or did you mean forma... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. I see no trouble... ★4

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME ★2

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

No, not really

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-03

Politics becomes more fun when you reali...

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-03

LeaveFinlandAlone ★3

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Was caught off-g... ★4

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Bro, it's fine to be gay. But that was j...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

ya lak degs? ★2

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Second line here. One of the things that...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Usually good, right? But sometimes it ju...

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

‍❤️‍ ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Maybe I've been doing it for much longer... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Indeed, nothing changed. ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Poop-worthiness: 3.1/5. It was funny and... ★3

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Hi o/

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-08-01

Possible fillings: Count Fuck Clean Eat ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Poop-worthiness: 4.4/5. The giggles, the... ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

sad laughs ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Damn furries! Shakes fist at the mirror ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

cheap synth intensifies ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

That's just the aftermath. Like a man sl... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Skidoodle'n'skidaddle ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Might ask with what purpose?

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

It's the pose "nature intended". Kinda f...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-31

I kinda gave Dave the next comic idea, d... ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Poop-worthiness: 3.9/5. For an upstandin... ★5

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-29

Then I'd prefer you attack the root of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-29

Like any review, they're very subjective... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Majestic. I had ... ★5

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Good, good. Very well done, sir! Now kee... ★3

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

I check once a day at about the same tim...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Indeed a dessert paradise. Ever eaten lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Oh, yes, getting yourself cornered and c... ★3

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

It good?

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Disgusting. Here's a star. ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Oh yeah, because that worked well the fi... ★3

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Daaaaaaamn. And I thought prisoners maki... ★2

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

Exactly! It was ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

I was gonna point that out. Online we go... ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Poop-worthiness: 0.7/5. Couldn't even po... ★5

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

I liked it. Please provide more.

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-26

Yeah, but I didn't say "fire him" (thoug... ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Poop-worthiness: 2.7/5. Aggressive, sill... ★4

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

If you look above, you can see a Dutch p... ★3

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

flush noise intensifies ★2

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. It was very conf... ★4

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-24

Woah, that long ago? Fukpiss... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Poop-worthiness: 3.9/5. Let's see if som... ★3

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Yes, if you're under 16 and it's a punk ... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

"two years a day" cue any mathematics gi... ★3

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

I immediately remembered that too. But e...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Kinda was expecting a new comic, but fin... ★6

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

You didn't even have to add "prepubescen... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

"All we are is just turd in the wiiind" ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Another proof we "fix" every social and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

It'll be a good start for my newly acqui... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

I think those boys are older than me, ac... ★2

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

He's Canadian. Let's just leave it at th... ★4

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Poop-worthiness: 0.8/5. WTS, Rob. Is thi... ★4

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20

Guess I'll become a life coach, then ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20

cue your profile pic ★4

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. Couldn't have th... ★1

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-19

Hah! I live in the countryside! Last sho...

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

simp ★1

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

Rub it in your gums (in your mouth). Not...

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Poop-worthiness: 1.2/5. Lazy remakes! Bo... ★4

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

That was way too funny. Please refrain f... ★3

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

She's probably still gonna be horny, the... ★4

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

TWO DAYS LATERR (with the weird French a... ★4

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Sounds nice. And it's one of the few VPN...

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

"I didn't know boundaries until I was a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Short day! Meaning: I'm here to update y... ★3

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Since I misclicked "reply" instead of "f... ★4

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Brooooo wtffff. I dreamt with Leto's jok... ★1

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Aye! ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

This comment has been targeted by DMCA E... ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

The torrent issue freaks me out a bit. I...

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

I assumed it was mandatory ★4

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Poop-worthiness: 2.6/5. Too long for a w... ★7

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Bro, I also had arachnophobia and Spidy ... ★2

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-18

You're 100% right. But nothing would req...

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Nothing like making a cold pot of Joe in...

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Try to digest it. Don't fight it. You al... ★3

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

I love Death Metal, Deathgrind, Grindcor... ★3

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Could've gone without the last sentence,...

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Heavy lifting sucks indeed. Glad to hear... ★4

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-14

I'm all for taking the means of producti... ★2

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

3pm-4pm? That's perfect! I can get home ... ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

What what

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-14

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Her head might'v... ★4

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Sorry, Dave, I'm tired. But at least thi... ★3

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

They require that you engage your torso ... ★2

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Can you please give me your address? I'd... ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-13

Thus I update the rate by 3 points to 3.... ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-13

big brain

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Hehehe, nice. Su... ★3

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13

Son Of a Bitch Bing? ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. Cool, cool. Crea... ★3

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

I was gonna say yes... But I ain't sure ... ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Which are vegetables. SMH ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Best Steel Panther song yet ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Ling ling 40h ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. Hahafunny. But l... ★4

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

You too? ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

"brutal honesty" only applies when it's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Captain planet? I'm quite sure it was Av... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

Daaamn, that's cool. Probably too subtle... ★1

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-08

All is forgiven, then

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Though blind, he could now see colors fo... ★4

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-07

at*? ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-07

I actually did that. I was thinking abou... ★1

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

C'mon, Kris, you is a dad, you know you ...

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

Why do they use electric kettles, BTW?

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Cool one. Good s... ★6

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Circumcision is just so weird. What's ev...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

So this is still here, huh? I don't thin... ★4

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

It's pronounced "hoo-eh", not like "hue"...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Yes! Give me that list. I want to person... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

I mean... Depending on who's chosen, it'... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

As a citizen of the American continent ,... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

I'm proud of my nationality, cause it's ... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

It's sticks that hold lamps are the tip ...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06

Wrestler? More like a "life coach" or so...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

it just doesn't ring as well... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. It was very cool... ★4

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

I see you are a man of poverty, much lik...

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

agreed

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

You forgot to erase "fun" at the beginni... ★4

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

You 'muricans only do as much shit as yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

I cum too fast. But the idea of placing ... ★2

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Can't give a fair review because it's to... ★3

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

My dick!

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Damn, son, WTH. Back in the day we had t... ★1

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-05

And I just now realized his name is "def... ★1

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-05

Cyclone wandered off instead. We got nic... ★2

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. She dodged a bul... ★3

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

You're a virgin, apparently. Worry not. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Ok, with all the... ★6

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Oh, boy, I wish you were right! But natu... ★3

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Underrated comment

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04

Musicians gotta earn money somehow ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-07-01

Drags ≠ trans ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-07-01

We just watched s01e02 today. We're quit...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-07-01

You get easily triggered, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

I won't review a comic I've already seen... ★3

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Keep the water coming, amirite. My dad h...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

He opened many things, it would seem... ...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Poop-worthiness: 0.7/5. Ooh, no. This is... ★3

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, I brought the... ★2

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

bitch ass Charlie Brown n****, fighting ... ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

At first I was confused, because in my r...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Maybe he's a trans. It's tough for them ... ★1

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Now say "I'll fudge the nudge in your cr... ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

But, of course, if the person is German ...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

Milch = milk in German. Milk is used by ...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

That's the thing. Minorities need repres... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

Yes, people can be offended by anything,... ★2

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Read the comic again and remembered I ev... ★3

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Poop-worthiness: I don't even remember, ... ★5

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

eagerly waiting to take notes ★1

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

See? People can mature up from these thi... ★7

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Sounds fake. source? ★1

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Come on, man! Everyone knows that. My do... ★2

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Hahahahah choo-choo, motherfuckers!

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. You think you're... ★5

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

The fuck with the racist name? ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

CANCEL ROBERT DENBLEYKER ★2

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Boy, boy, boy! D... ★5

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

"Fucking History" Hlmm... Isn't that all... ★2

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

A round of applause! Well parodied ★3

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

If it rhymes, it means it's true ★3

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

We used this and many other puns so many... ★5

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. My gods, what a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

That's the mindset that got me one.

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Answering on the beholder thing: they're... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Rating update: 4.8/5. There's no stare a... ★4

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

And the internet! ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

American Gods intensifies ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

So you wouldn't do anal with your girlfr... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

But the teacher here is not interested i... ★3

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

They think they don't have to fuck well.... ★9

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Very good, a lit... ★6

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Bro, you can take my ass with big dick, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Uh-ha! ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Hahaha My girlfriend was a little parano... ★3

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

In D&D 3.5 most aberrations were actuall... ★2

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

I'll just add that, as a foreigner, I al... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. Very good amount... ★3

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

I actually get very nerdy stereotypes fr...

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

I believe people overlooked your comment... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

I hate when someone asks me to repeat so... ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-21

Error 404

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-21

I wonder how serious they actually are. ...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

Poop-worthiness: 1.2/5. Took me too long... ★3

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

I don't mind, sir. Go ahead. I'm not the...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

Fuck you, man. We have plenty of water t...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

Cucumbers? Aren't those plants? I know s...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

Old? I bet you don't even have a beard y... ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20

No comic, so here goes nothing: Started ... ★4

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20

Stop thinking of them as "a Jew". It's a... ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20

Sure, dude. I got a Discord @Drakonyan#2...

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20

Doesn't explain the name itself, though....

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

More like medical misery. Jesus, that's ... ★2

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

You know that's a river, right? ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19

Not about getting away with it or being ... ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. The fuck is this... ★7

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

It's not a favor if he's charging, man

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-17

What's is a thinking men and where can I...

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. This one was a l... ★4

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Expecto patronum!

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

That's very cute. But the username was t... ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

I think both had the idea from Kris' com... ★2

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

I know of girls lying about their ages t... ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

That! Thank you. My English hasn't been ...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Some evils overcome others. These ain't ...

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. You did again, R... ★8

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

That's... Unusual... Coming from you... ★3

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Oh... oh... That was quite the fact! Wei...

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-16

His gassing days are over, I guess... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-16

Oh, boy... I remember my first visits an... ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. That looks like ... ★6

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Now you made me think that the curve cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Bro, you shouldn't be sexualizing childr... ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

The cheese and the maggots, by Carlo Gin... ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-15

Maybe rebrand as "not-so-fun facts", dud...

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Poop-worthiness: 2.1/5. Here we see Dave... ★5

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

I prefer BOTH OF YOU. ★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

In Portuguese we have translations for b... ★5

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

A good one by Matt! Who'd have guessed? ★1

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Sounds a little childish. On the other h... ★5

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-14

Where my boy I'm Mostly Here for Cropsy ... ★1

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Poop-worthiness: 3.1/5. Not in that cont... ★5

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

To be good at something ★6

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

They're pretty acidic in general. But I ... ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw How comes n... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

"I'm just a regular everyday normal guy ... ★5

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

Solo Han ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

To be honest, I don't feel anonymous onl...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

I mean...can you be inside the wall? ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Right! But single people abuse alcohol t... ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

"...if we break up, it's gonna be messy.... ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Myself ★5

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Poop-worthiness: 2.8/5. I liked the draw... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-09

Fuck! I just fucking love architecture. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

For being gay? ★3

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

I'm filled to the brim with the highest ...

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Refer to Nadernad for today's rating. No... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Not far from the rating I was gonna give... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

Boy, what a ride, huh? And here is this ... ★9

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-08

I'll double on "we don't want our commen... ★6

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

I don't even know what that is. How can ... ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

Thank you for explaining. It's even funn... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

Can confirm. Pretty smooth.

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

The word with an N, two Gs, an İ, an R a... ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

Hahahaha Old Spice is also a cheaper bra... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08

I feel ya. But there's big teams working... ★3

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Very good work, ... ★7

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

grabs empty sock ★5

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

My favorite thing was the fact it was no... ★7

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

I don't know if he's trying to make a po... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

... only contributes to the issue, becau... ★10

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

I kinda don't feel like posting a commen... ★10

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

BTW, impressive how you remembered the p... ★3

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

No. Just no. ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Such a prude... ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Maybe we'll get a Shrek comic! ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Ohwow. That's awful! I mean... I can't g... ★8

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

http://explosm.net/rcg/syjakzbtl ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Nah, I just had to shit right after the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Now I is. Thank you. I have a highly eff... ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. The comments are... ★4

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Poop-worthiness: #.#/#. AaaaAaaAAAAaaarr... ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

We are here to drink our own beer ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

Always late, huh...

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

Old age?

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

That comic didn't age well at all... ★2

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

ROFL This shows how much you respect wam... ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

And this is why you're the poet ★3

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

Fuck! That has to be one of the ugliest ... ★3

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

You seem to know balls very well, Mr. Ga... ★1

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

You didn't get shot out of her womb by a... ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. Very clever, but... ★2

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

You go the gym? I never forget to do dic... ★5

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

I mean... You survived school shootings.... ★3

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

To be fair, even today Monica is faaaar ... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

Indeed there's an unwelcome "я" in there... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

Why'd you do that?! ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

Also, almost all my family members are b... ★2

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

You said the last sentence as if we were... ★3

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. It was cool and ... ★4

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Yes.

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

A healthy liver

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

And by you I meant I It's called a joke ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

I thought you said you don't get it ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Trash

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Poop-worthiness: 2.9/5. I had the funky ... ★4

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Whaaaaatchu got cooken' How's about cook... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT! YOU'RE OUT! Y...

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

I was going to point out the last senten... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

I make poop worthiness reviews and someh... ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

The Minneapolis situation is scary and I...

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Точно! И я это меня не нравится!

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. Very good, but a... ★3

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

S E X I S T

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt?!... ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

Congratulations, mate! I hope you enjoy ... ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

ouch I feel personally attacked. You're ... ★4

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

Poop-worthiness 2.8/5. Poor fat people. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

Damn, son. Your middle school was so chi... ★1

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

Oh... That explains most of it. I can ju...

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-27

That's your takeaway from this? smh my h... ★1

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

LOOK DOWN FOR #2 ★4

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

I feel a summoning. ...must be my imagin... ★4

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

You gotta be kidding me, Mr. Male. That ... ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

I did that so many times! I had the idea... ★1

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Kris strikes aga... ★4

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

She would have a job if it were not for ... ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-25

No. That one shouldn't be shortened. Cou...

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Poop-worthiness: 1.7/5. Animal fucking c... ★6

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

That's hella cool! You got an ArtStation...

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Good point. But I'm a freelancer.

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

indeeditdoes

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Pretty good cont... ★6

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Loving the job is easy. Loving the clien... ★3

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

No. That's College Humor. Please don't m... ★4

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

He complained about unwanted physical co... ★3

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

What the funk happened to my comment?

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

No rating cause I have 2 comments: 1: gi... ★5

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Poop is gender-neutral. Having said that... ★3

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. As someone who's... ★6

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Sitting gang! ★1

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Good for sampling and messing. Terrible ... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

You do sound like her, tho ★2

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

What's so wrong about it? ★2

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

⭐⭐⭐⭐ ★6

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

At first I thought the dog was a pile of...

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Not really. I'm a very standard guy. Smo... ★1

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Necroferalphilia

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

BuT aRe YuO sUrE? ★1

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Why would I ever say that, you ask? Beca... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

My girlfriend stepped on my glasses by a... ★7

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

Dave, because he's way out there, to the... ★5

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-18

⛏️ ️

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-17

It's called a l g o r i t h m

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-17

Pink is for Kris, then, I believe... ★2

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Too relatable (s... ★9

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

Literally my story as I joined a Hard Ro... ★2

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. I'm a little ash... ★6

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Mind=blown ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

Fucking Thursdays. I just wanted a comic... ★6

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-16

Of course I've already watched it all. A...

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

Now you must be wondering: how many alts... ★4

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-15

Does that make my girlfriend a dick? ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Poop-worthiness: 4.1/5. Fondling and who... ★6

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

12-18? More like 18-24+ ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

I T ' S A C E L E B R A T I O N !

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

It's that time again: QUARANTINE UPDATE!... ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-13

And here's where you said raptors. ★5

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. This was a good-... ★7

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

COVID-19 II ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

You can take breaks, mate. I don't alway... ★5

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

I think a fireman's pole would still be ... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-11

Sorry. I only like clean dating. ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-11

For all purposes, of course. I'm all abo... ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Very good, very ... ★7

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

2018, dumbass. It's not because we have ... ★4

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I ain't. I almost always come prepared. ★2

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I see what you did there. Very bold ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Mask shirt a what now?

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Cool badge, yo ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

We're not moderated, remember? ★6

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

I guess Earth will flatline soon, then. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Here we have a w... ★4

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

What's with all these newcomers? Are the... ★4

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

You guess correctly, my old american pal...

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10

I once did that. But I forgot how to.

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-08

Plata o plomo, pendejo? ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Nice ugly bastar... ★6

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Indeed! Yesterday I got bad breath from ... ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Sell it and buy stuff on Steam. STONKS ★2

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

You smelled one cheap beer and avoids it... ★5

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Thanks for disclosing your source

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-06

Fucking paywalls! Can't they just put ad...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. It was close to ... ★5

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

You shouldn't have said this! You're the... ★3

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

... With tears" ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

I love how meta this is ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Am I even allowed in the discord? It's n... ★2

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

The thing most people don't get about ta...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

The problem is other countries getting l...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

On unrelated news: I finished Children o... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

It was vegan and ended up like burnt bro... ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Cool, bro. I told you your shtick was we... ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Indeed you've been around for much longe...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Indeed made me wonder and look where it ...

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

So how did you get so smokin'? ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Darn! Kris' was still latest when I arri... ★7

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Status update: she's making a cake right... ★6

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

But Pentecostal are "pastors" and not "p...

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

That truly blows my comment. Thank you f...

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Agreed

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

OMS! Big day here down south! Thank you,... ★3

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Isn't that common practice?

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

And how do you talk with your ass busy? ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

This comment has genius all over it ★3

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Fan service!

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

An extra comment cause I was thinking: r... ★15

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-04

No. Neither is being gay. Or first. Unle...

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. This is a low-ke... ★5

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

It's all a matter of context

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

I don't know why I expected actual advic...

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

You can be* ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

I'm a cowboy metalhead pagan nerd. Gradu... ★2

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

That's the joke, my man ★3

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Poop-worthiness: 2.3/5. Not that nice of... ★5

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

So we now know it's K. Carrey, for the K... ★5

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

This is why I hate short day. And today'... ★6

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

As a man, I also think the father should... ★3

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Good one, Kris. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

F for my brotha ★5

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

It's clear to see, if you've ever scalon... ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

I mean... If it's clean, it's just fine....

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Not to be confused with Sir Cumsalot ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-29

But takes too long. I guess human veal w... ★1

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

I thought it'd end with a bunch of cut o... ★3

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

You went far for that joke, but points f... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. Stop mocking me.... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Hah! Yeah! Time. A long and tough dark t... ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Had the same thought ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

You'd know

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I got the garlic cream on the fridge and... ★3

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

Never claimed it was daily. But i hated ...

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

Bold of you to assume that ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. This surely dumb... ★4

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

I need my daily shower ★6

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

I want to give a nice review, but I gott... ★2

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Pro tip: never smooth shave. Just trim a... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Woosh

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Thank you for the disclaimer ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

I got a Facebook ad. They didn't get me ... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

If you were here to see this and comment... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

As a former bully, I can confirm I wante... ★1

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-22

Bruh. It's not that hard. This universe ...

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. r/weirdflex. I t... ★5

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Yes. Teenagers are the horniest and ther... ★4

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

You're asking the wrong person

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

That's it? He wasn't? It just for watchi...

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

Funny thing is I didn't remember coming ... ★2

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

Long badge! Must be compensating for sho... ★4

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

I'm a little high on prescription meds b... ★5

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-20

Then where is the mask?

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

For a moment there, I thought you might ...

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Your comment makes irrelevant anything I... ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Yes. Silent gory... ★4

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Yes, Dave. Should have continued not tal... ★4

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

"Bard Male" ★3

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

I'd also like to know

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

Jolly good! Bloody marvelous! I'm glad t... ★2

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

I feel you. These companies often even t... ★4

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

I can't focus on the comic because my ne...

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

I like how you didn't add Cropsy because... ★2

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Silly Rob thought people will read physi... ★1

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Not much here, b... ★3

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

...drama

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.7/5. Had me go giggle... ★4

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Where's the "everyone deserves a PFP" gu... ★1

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

°.° indeed ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

Thank you , moonspeak, for dropping by a... ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

We watched the series and my GF got the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Good giggly fun.... ★2

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Elementary, dear Jude. Jolly good, sir! ★2

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

Since it's short day and I don't wear th... ★4

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

You ordered a hat to wear inside? Also, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

So basically what he said ★2

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. I mean, it's cut... ★3

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

I can't tell if the joke is terrible or ... ★2

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

Poop-worthiness: 4.7/5. Animated, funny ... ★2

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-08

Logic error: I come here everyday becaus... ★1

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-08

Clever goat

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

Poop-worthiness: 2.7/5. Cool topic and t... ★1

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

Now STFU ★8

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07

As any form of art, poetry takes practic... ★3

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Where's judgemental Jesus when we need h...

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. What's the point... ★5

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

And red shirt's leg looks like yellow sh... ★2

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

What is this supportive shit? I come her... ★7

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Best comment in this thread so far ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY ★3

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

And why is the motor plugged to the toil... ★3

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Also, I wonder how this helps anyone who...

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Toilet paper printer goes brrrrr ★2

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

Déja vu

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

That's actually a fun idea and I'm not e... ★1

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Just use a condom next time, Jim! You ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-04

That sucks. I hate being on the phone. I...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

Broooo, I ain't got no actual neighbours... ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

phew so glad those are eye dots, then! ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

My dumb president is worshipping US's du... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

I don't know about rats. But once I had ... ★3

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Love that song. Didn't think anyone here...

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Yup. No curly hair for the mouse to pull...

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

uhhh I don't know how to approach this, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-31

Too late, Mr. Toro. Too. Late. ★1

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Calm homicidal t... ★3

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

That's typical C&H dialogue. Wish I coul... ★2

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

OK Tumblr

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

I am confusion. America, please explain.... ★1

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

"since they can't afford to pay" is a ve... ★2

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Late again and this is still here. Huh..... ★1

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Couldn't tell if the article is for real...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Funny and joyful... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Saw the joke coming from a mile away. I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Take enjoyment in this new year of your ...

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-25

I like this. This is good content. I app... ★3

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-25

YOU'RE LYING MORGAN! Wait... Wrong trigg...

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Sad PSES is sad.... ★2

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

This is the third day of quarantine for ... ★5

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. What the hell, D... ★4

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Good comic, Rob.... ★2

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

I've seen so many Jesus water-wine jokes... ★2

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Aren't you supposed to be attending tons... ★5

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-21

There was backlash in the comment sectio...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

After reading so many comments I have al...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

"I am the boss This is champagne Meeeerr... ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

Stop giving him more COVID material, FFS... ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

I highly appreciate this. AMENO ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Who cares? If you like it, smash it. Pre... ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

I think Dave is still trying to come up ...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

You mean you're a kid and your mom doesn...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

My girlfriend tried that on me today. So... ★4

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Well played, sir. EDIT: holy shit! I did... ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

The Super Villains Inc. called. They wan... ★4

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

It seems the tables have turned. The wee...

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

I mean... Big chance you're a simp. Just... ★1

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-17

Yes, actually. It can be a whole orgy. A...

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-17

shit's getting serious ★1

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17

Glad I'm unemployed, I guess? Not that i... ★4

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17

You need new friends, like IcedBibster. ★3

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17

You might be exaggerating. Everyone suck... ★3

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

But that's what bitching consists of... ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-16

Fun fact: some researchers started treat... ★1

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16

It's pointless to review this one as it ... ★1

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16

Source?

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16

You need a school to learn how to fuck? ... ★6

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Poop-worthiness: 1.2/5. Kids, stores, ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

I think I can see all of them. But how c... ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

No new comic yet? Oh well... At least th... ★7

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

ouch

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

You just gotta have a place to do it and...

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

I'd still come for the friends and good ... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

I will. My family is still good enough t... ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Background Dave ... ★3

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

I like how you omitted Rob. Poor Rob. Mi... ★3

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Where do you think I go after this place... ★2

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-11

Hmmmmm. Thank you, fellow commenters, fo... ★3

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-11

Infant annihilator is an awesome name. Y... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Simon says: don'... ★4

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Don't lick Nick's dick unless that's you... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10

By "mob Justice" I thought you meant the... ★2

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

Because they don't have taxes to pay. Du... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Creative and joy... ★2

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

"there once was a hero named Ragnar the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. It does it, but ... ★7

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Now it's Kris with all the nonsense humo... ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Didn't you marry, like, a few months ago...

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

You'd know

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Early poo so I can hit the road on time.... ★3

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

What media? People tend to overreact to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Just ask Exploit ★1

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

You seem to like that one a lot

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

Poop-worthiness: 3.6/5. Good enough for ... ★2

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

"oh no, my ribs took hours to cook becau...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. At least it was ... ★3

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

"you now have the spotlight, sir. They'v... ★1

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

Congratulations, Mr. Del Toro. Well dese... ★1

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

Cool. Dave shows up the day I'm not arou... ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

That's the three gents ★5

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

I miss my elder German brother ★2

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

Typical Kris...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

It's more about placement and direction ...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

Awesome one. Better than what Dave just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

It's hard to express how creative this w...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

You really have nothing better to commen...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Agree to disagree. I can smell stuff muc...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

I think I can stand by all of those affi...

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Poop-worthiness: 0.6/5. I hope for your ... ★4

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. That's a bad sta...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

0000110010001010011000101000010110001110...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

That's how the conflicts with my lady us...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

What's the point in money if you only us...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

I was interested in it until I saw there... ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

The Pig of Wall Street ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-24

Equality is about isonomy. Treating othe...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-24

So choosing whether or not to eat desser...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-24

You're right

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-24

Why the fuck would you put Madonna up th...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-24

Sounds legit

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Too ill to post reviews. But keep up the... ★5

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

No, bro. It's only sexist if you think t... ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

So does English, really.

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Ok. Things today are not going well. I g... ★1

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-22

This unfortunately wasn't here yesterday... ★1

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. I like me some r... ★3

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Mine seems to never go away. It actually...

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

That's like saying magic ain't real beca...

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Did you ask him to change his way? ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

I'm sorry that others didn't get your jo...

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

It only worked until they released 5e an...

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

Or scoliosis and other posture related i...

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Good length, con...

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-19

Man, you're evil! I hope you're not seri...

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-19

Old jokes die hard, I guess.

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

The funniest part for me is how "dorime"... ★2

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Disgusting. Awes... ★6

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

1 question "Bitch, where you when I was ...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Thanks for sharing, I guess ... ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. Not even C&H art... ★7

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Nasty hobbitses got big toesies

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

Bro... You're really exaggerating it. Li... ★2

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

I support Infant Annihilator

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

There's actual wisdom here.

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

That's why you're still single. (JK)

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

Dave... Bro... C'mon... Look at what you... ★2

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

I love your sarcasm ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

Is this a Corona virus thing? You know i... ★2

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12

Have to mention, though: she loves cooki...

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. I just wish it w... ★1

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12

OMS. That's unbelievably dumb and pointl...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

Another problem is: that same friend jus... ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

That's on you, my friend. You gotta lear...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

As long as it's a SW RPG...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

The things you make me Google... ★2

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

I don't know how to rate this one. I lik... ★3

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

Ok, boomer ★3

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. For a good game ... ★6

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

You ever got the first sentence? Damn, y...

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Not a bad comic,... ★2

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Taking boys is more of a covert to avoid...

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-07

This took a dark turn quicker than expec...

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-07

The following comic (by Dave) suggests t...

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Running from pro... ★3

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

Papua*

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Are you ok, Robbie? ★2

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Do people say that? Never seen it, I thi...

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

On a serious note: giving up on Blueshir...

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Last time you had one, dinosaurs were st...

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. First panel is l... ★4

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

No surprises here, Eve

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

I came here late today. But you know wha...

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

Poop-worthiness: 1.4/5. It's a little fu... ★7

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

The science lango on the second paragrap...

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

http://explosm.net/rcg/nvsnhbbna

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Yes, a little ol... ★4

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Ooooh, American taxes. I guess we can al... ★5

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-29

Now I got an open tab called "opossum pe... ★4

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

It's an anime trope that a characters po... ★4

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Há! You big nerd!

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. I don't think I ... ★4

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-28

What about ghost boobs?

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-28

Oh, I know those. Really make for a sile... ★1

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Good pace, good ... ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27

Are you serious? You don't have optic fi...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27

Why do you have to use italics? It makes... ★1

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

I see some fellow commenters are in thei... ★4

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

On the other hand: how do we know they'r...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

And that includes big names, like Hitler...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

So much for that final pun. I've never s...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

It's like the "everyone is becoming gay"...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

My comment is 24h old. You know what tha...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-25

They can (males at any age and females u...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

You know who would be even better? Crops... ★3

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

NOSTRADAMUS WAS RIGHT

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Yea, look up, ma'e, wahl I take a shi' d...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Because that's humans in modern westerni...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

If they were getting there kids at schoo... ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Not to mention the assets: big and beaut...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

I fail to see how that pertains to anyth...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Took you a lo' of work dis one, didn' i'...

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

What an epic return. I think I'm gonna f... ★4

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

"Ave Cado!" "Avo vult!" "Hollowed be thy... ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Because boomers don't do that, right? ★3

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

Now ask why my generation (currently 23)... ★3

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

Yes. Just ask any lesbian. ★2

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

She mean. He dumb. Everyone sucks. Had a...

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

I'll be here to see if anyone agrees wit...

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

I thought that was how the Kris comic wa...

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-20

Did you type with one arm because you we...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

Isn't everyone a Southerner from your pe... ★1

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. It's funny, but ... ★3

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

So "footjob" is a "don't do it" for you?...

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

"for experienced people only" basically ...

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

I was gonna comment something like that,... ★2

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. I liked it, but ... ★1

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

I categorize them like: 1) harmless (squ... ★1

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Had me make gigg... ★1

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Why not

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Please punctuate better. This was really... ★1

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Mine was a French ad about healthcare. I... ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

Top comment goes to you, sir!

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-17

The best is how many forms of death we c...

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-17

Coachella? What are you doing on C&H?

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Poop-worthiness: 1.4/5. No, no, no. You ... ★5

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

Comic on a Sunday! Bless you, Kris. Gerf... ★1

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

I just read a post about how Nazi jokes ...

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

Haven't we all, brother?

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

You beat me to it

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Candy for the ey... ★4

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

The eggs we eat are not really the fetus...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Looking good! Now there's a higher chanc...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Made me think to... ★4

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

No shit, Sherlock

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Very good, very ... ★7

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

3: ignorance is blitz ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

1: great play on words ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

1, cause it's more provocative

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

I think you just went too D&D specific f... ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

Could also be "Hey there...", depending ... ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

She sounds like someone who hasn't got h...

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-10

They've been doing this for almost 15 ye...

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-10

US English, please ★3

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

So the fact my girlfriend doesn't want k... ★5

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

You mean impregnate someone and not even... ★3

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

Why'd they reboot it? Why couldn't they ...

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

Just passing by to acknowledge this comi...

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Owning at work i... ★3

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. I like how you e... ★1

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

I don't think it counts. They're very di...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Your* ★1

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

What do you need a wallet for? They don'...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

And carrying a wallet is such a boomer t...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. Yes, shit talk a... ★4

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

You know what they say: Nut it or shut i...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-06

I get that reference

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

"The year 3000 called. They want their g... ★3

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Every year I have to read all of them ag... ★2

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-03

Very creative. But that wasn't necessary...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

This year we got many commenters (myself... ★11

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Well, actually Dave is the one who usual...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

He does that in every face and calls the...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Oh. Right. You're an Aussie. Happy New y... ★1

Comment to comic 5440 on 2020-01-01

Thank you very much

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. Not a bad job. N... ★3

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

You know that's rape, right? I'd rather ...

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Your name says it all

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

ouch

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Hahahaha At least millennials have jobs....

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Oh, and it took so long cause I abandone... ★1

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

What's that thing we can use to search o...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. That's the good ...

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

Today* (Too lazy to copy the comment and... ★1

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29

The Reign of the Nazis? You make it soun...

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Consistency is k... ★1

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29

Now that's two days without shitting pro... ★2

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29

I'm in the South side of the planet. We ...

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. You went too far... ★2

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28

One can verify the truth in your affirma... ★5

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25

Preach, brotha! ★1

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25

Not to mention the band isn't that big o...

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25

I'm sorry, but I ran out of fucks to giv... ★2

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25

Who the fuck announces a crowd surf like... ★2

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. "An unexpected t... ★6

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Bro, Get your turkey out of here, please...

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

So what if Jesus was probably born 2000 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Good length, goo... ★4

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Poop-worthiness: 1.5/5. It was good if I...

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Thank you very much. In my country we ca...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Oh. And a chariot instead of a car.

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

You think it'd work with 3 people and no...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I like your suggestion. I'll see how I c...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

No. But thanks for asking.

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

The name is "England's still my city". W... ★2

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Six motherfuckin... ★3

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

Why are we replying to this bitch? He's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

No, I don't think I have. And if I have ...

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Dick correlates to sex, not gender. He c...

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Finally a long o... ★2

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I still find it funny how Santa Claus an...

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-18

I'd have gone with waterfall, which is w...

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Brief, brief, br... ★3

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Who is Damn Grandma? Is the Damn the fam... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

There's a taste for everything

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

DCW has to be realistic

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-17

And no, the diploma will probably arrive...

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-17

That's good advice and good story all in...

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-17

ouch

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Kris uses delive...

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-16

There have been many 5/5 at this point. ...

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-16

There's no way you just Google these. Yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Yeah, all nice a... ★3

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

We keep beating the dead ass here, don't... ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Not bad at all

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Plenty to look a... ★5

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

What book? What the hell are you talking...

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Dude, this is C&H. Why do you think peop... ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Dude, we all know Kris is a delayer. ★3

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-13

So you're Sagittarius too. Now that expl...

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-13

You sound very smart. Please continue.

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

"Say my name" "Moma!" ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

Dude wtf it's a baby ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

Poop-worthiness: 1.5/5. Funny, but no, I... ★4

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

I came late today, expecting a new comic... ★5

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

I like your way of thinking ★1

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Preferably cis white middle class males ★1

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Humans

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

So you are an uncle! :O ★3

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Layers! Use layers! As many as you can! ... ★5

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Now I can't tell if this was a good poop... ★4

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Ok. I just refreshed after leaving a com... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06

I can't do my rating without a new comic...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06

As a furry, I call dibs on the hot anthr... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06

So you're asking now? Yes, since you're ...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06

And you chose my comment? Man, you have ... ★3

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06

I would, but I don't celebrate Christmas... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

Happened to me once. But it turned out i... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

It didn't work for me. Now I'm just marr... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

I don't know if I'm happy about being th...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

That's such a school scene that I'm wond... ★5

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

How do you have so many of those ready a... ★3

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

The more I come here, the more I realize...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

When you ask, it kinda ruins the joke ★1

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Why does the door have blurs? Rob, did y...

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Some stuff is very good when roleplayed ... ★3

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Such a beautiful comic just for a "birds... ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-02

The Norman goddess? ★2

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

It's about how we condemn sexual assault... ★4

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

As a high school teacher, I don't think ... ★2

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

Top 10 funniest social critiques 2019 ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-12-01

I have a cup full of those for closing a... ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

As a non-native English speaker, I have ... ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

It's a gif, guys! Foot lovers, this one'... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

STATUS UPDATE: THE FLUSH IS NOT STRONG E... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

It's a box flush, not straight from the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

So today I moved into my new home. The h... ★4

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

What's my Pokemon name? What should I re...

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Is he attempting a ... ... !!! Mugshot? ... ★3

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

I acknowledge your effort and appreciate... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

How about no one has guns and everyone k... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Hence I'm a great pile of shit

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

That's what I call... Wait for it... A f... ★2

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. I LOL'd, which m... ★2

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Did it work for you?

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

What does that make you?

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

I noticed this would even fit in a singl...

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Very good, very ...

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

Oh, I didn't rate this one yesterday. So... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

You got a lot of time in your hands, mis...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-25

Who says "passkey"?

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Stolen from class? Like you left it insi... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Killing the murderer doesn't resurrect t...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. No. 5he answer's... ★3

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Barely did he know that people = shit

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Guys... I now have a hypothesis: What if... ★5

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Mod works in mysterious ways

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

"All crime" = ruffians and bandits. Easy... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Dude. The chance that somebody was assig... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

But also the most masculine asset of all... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

They mean they do a generic Germanic acc...

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

Unlife* ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

After doing that nude, Kris decided to r...

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

At first I was like: "what a dumb joke" ... ★4

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-20

I mean, I wouldn't either hire or want t... ★2

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. It's very good a... ★2

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Now you can invite your friend for dinne...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

I don't think we have to go as far as to...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Fun fact: ю is actually pronounced like ...

Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18

Where's News at?

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. It is poop-worth... ★2

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

I haven't tried it yet, but it seems ver... ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

I like your plan. But I barely have mone...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

I ship these 2 ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Good work, Kris.... ★3

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

I can't believe Matt actually did all th... ★2

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Poop-worthiness: 2.2/5. That could have ... ★4

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

I really thought it was about Guilhermo,...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Mayor*

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Joke was meh and... ★1

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

You just outdid every first ever

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-15

All my love to you. <3<3<3 But some peop... ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

I'll just leave the information that Det...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-12

Just sit when you pee, goddammit! ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.4/5. Beautiful beard.... ★5

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Better to have a clean bed than a weird ... ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Oh boi! ★3

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

But Gerfird left. We are in need of a ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

A gal? I didn't know we had trans guys h... ★5

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

If you're "replacing" your wife, you're ...

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Why would I want my dad to be hip? Maybe...

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. It was funny, ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

And you probably shouldn't be gay It's b... ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-08

Because fuck you, that's why. JK, I love... ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-08

I refuse to comply! Two sentences is too... ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-08

Kkkombo breaker!

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-08

OMG, it actually makes sense! :o ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Didn't make the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

I've been through tens of comments down ... ★5

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Paedophilia is about abusing someone in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Bend gender and bend over, baby! It's no... ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. Don't take me wr... ★5

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Sure, good joke and all, but a storm jus... ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

It was just a matter of time after you g... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

AREYOUCHALLENGINGME?!?!?! ★4

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

The cool thing about the internet is tha... ★4

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

What would Sunday be without you? ... Or... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

See? Second panel and the punchline was ... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Welcome to the other side of life, in wh...

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

It's cooler and originaler. Feels like y... ★4

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-04

That's what you get for waiting until yo...

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Poop-worthiness: 3.3/5. One gig and it w... ★6

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

I tried graveyards. Wouldn't recommend i... ★4

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-03

That motherfucker said the rent we pay i...

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03

The place is just called Sweat Shop. It'... ★4

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Just to keep a record for future readers... ★6

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Water?

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Can someone save and post them all here ... ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

T) coffee was never the same again Espec... ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

R) cause it was just a very cool and sim...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

C as in THICC

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

K) I know a cute bear when Icee one ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

There are just so many jokes one can mak...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. This depressing ... ★3

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

are you talking to me?

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

You earn the poop medal for October ★1

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Dave... Dear Dave... I'll give this one ...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-30

70? You're studying medicine so I die yo...

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30

Can anyone? They neither roll or spin

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

I think I'll get my girlfriend's dusty u...

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Holy -- My keyboard is not set to predic... ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Just as I sat here, some neighbour decid...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Would be a 0 if ... ★3

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-26

It's outlawed in the US? Or wherever you...

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Scooby-Doo is fine but no Shrek comic?! ... ★6

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

You can't do sex alone, Jonathan

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

I thought the diagnosis would be like: 1... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Are those actual people?

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

looks around anxiously ★2

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Hard, but smooth. Corn means you have to... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Do you even flush, bro? ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

The flushing failed, obviously. Been the... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Dude Keep the bluegrass state out of it ...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

That's actually a very good combination....

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. That's the good ... ★11

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Correction: 9 days.

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-22

I read that last bit with the melody fro... ★1

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-22

This one's much better than the one that... ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Fucking twins ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Was he good in the sack?

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Ohwell... If I die doing what I love, it... ★4

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-21

Is this what marijuana feels like? ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Not at all

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

What he means is: it's wrong almost all ...

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

Hitchcock is broken again?! Wait, this i...

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

These comments be good. The comic? Needs... ★3

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

He's in it for the money. Shouldn't have...

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15

Oh. Right. Black female nurse and white ...

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Because Dave. And you ask because you gu...

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Matt's one is awful to read. Kris' were ... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

The teeth giveth and taketh (Old fashion... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

This comic is not easy on the eyes. I lo... ★3

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-12

Because I don't like to get my willy on ...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

Also, this comic supports the theory tha... ★3

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

Poop wisdom Instagram is no good for doo...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. This was a Bethe... ★6

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

No wonder you married so suddenly. I act... ★4

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08

I actually do that to my dog. He hasn't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. This one is gold... ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Already updated the rating based on the ... ★8

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

This ranking is not in accordance with t... ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-06

It was a good change in rhythm. I wasn't...

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. Too long and con... ★10

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Guys, please upgrade the profile pic man... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

"Did you guys have sex?" "You guys got t...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

I guess my job here is done...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04

Thank y'all for the comments

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I can't decide on a rating for this one,... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Not much to this... ★2

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Dudes are so ridiculous: they want a mom...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Hookers go through so much shit and are ... ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

You achieved Cropsy status: A rare occur...

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

Before I started reading, I thought it'd... ★4

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Great structure,... ★2

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

On other news, I DM'ed for 8h straight f... ★1

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

It takes a lot of faves to make a commen... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-30

Now that's a boring chord progression. ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

You can. You did your entire life. You w... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Twitter is in California, so he wouldn't... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Bro! It is, bro

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

420 Kelvin would do

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Kelvin is not measured in degrees ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

That reminds me of when jails had to sta... ★3

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-28

I'm getting private college ads. I'm alm...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

I tried giving you two stars. Didn't wor... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Suck my dirty ass, neighbour!

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Cool re-use of t... ★4

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-27

Never got that from too much sex. Tiredn...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Redundant

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Had me giggling,... ★4

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. It's really good...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Capitalism

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

You mean Data? ★1

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Gerfird, are you ok? ★1

Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-24

OMG, you're the freakiest! GTFO You hard...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

15h and not a single "gay" on this guy? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

How is it fantastic to watch? It's proba...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Speaking of which, check your little fin...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. The only joke he... ★13

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Fuck my daily rating. Here's a personal ... ★7

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Poop-worthiness: 0.2/5. Too hot in the S... ★3

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Instructions not clear. Dick stuck in gi... ★4

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Got me chuckling... ★4

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

you've overdone me! I feel... prestiged ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

They're still newly wed. Give them time....

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

Repetition legitimizes

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

:O Mind=blown ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

Poop-worthiness: 2.7/5. Too aggressive, ... ★5

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

"Before taking a shit on me" You said th... ★4

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-17

I mean... Her answer was shitty enough t... ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. I like it, but i... ★4

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

But that'd be gay. Nevermind... ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Made me laugh more than today's comic

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

Not sure if this is part of your shtick.... ★1

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

I was introduced to A Tribe Called Quest...

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

LMAO Can't give a ranking, though, becau...

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

That's why we need porn: to enjoy throug... ★2

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-15

Red ale beer. Didn't find anything more ... ★2

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

Poop-worthiness: 2.7/5. Short, sad, no J...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

If you still see that, Kris, you've been...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

You are the ultimate resurrector

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER???!!!

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. That's the kind ... ★2

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-10

It's like watching 3D movies when you're...

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Do I even need t... ★4

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Very clever. I should have come a little...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

I know This is crazy But here's my numbe... ★1

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. It does the tric... ★1

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

What I don't get, though, are the like/c...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

I tend to explain the rating a bit every...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

I can, though, and that was pretty funny...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Finger guns are ruined forever in my cou...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. Had an orgasm in... ★6

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

Your comment is what made me read it. Th...

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

That one had me laughing out loud. I'm g... ★2

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

Some people are never truly gone, it see...

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

And there he stood, staring far at the v... ★2

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

I wonder what sounds his friend was maki... ★2

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. well done. Beaut... ★5

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

Two in the pinky and one in the stinky? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

My condolences. Been living with my lady... ★2

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Good reuse of th... ★5

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

I don't get it, but the comments are top... ★2

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

I suck at this, but you get the picture....

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Just realized a better joke for the #1 p... ★7

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Dave face, cool ... ★2

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

Sounds like a joke of a price to me. Our...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Didn't actually think you'd show up. All... ★1

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Fuck your weird system. I won't even bot...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Also, congrats for remembering your pass... ★1

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

Poop-worthiness: 0.2/5. Noooo, it's exit... ★3

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

I got a sore throat and D&D in 30min. Wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

Dude. One comic a day sends the poop awa... ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-25

I like how I'm between lovely Icee and s...

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

Poop-worthiness: 2.3/5 or something. Coo... ★1

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

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Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

I was going to make that joke. Thanks fo... ★2

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Creative and cla... ★5

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

In lack of understanding of what you jus... ★1

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Got me thinking ... ★3

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

You're always there for us, aren't you? ★1

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

He forgot the host is always Player 1. ★1

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

If I were here... nevermind. ★4

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

They usually suicide afterwards, unless ...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

So it echoes closed? WTF

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. I really like th... ★4

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

I was asked for a login (???) And comic ...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

**Poop-

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Damn, those names are really stereotypic...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

"Search your pants, Anakin. You know it ...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. It was a nice at... ★5

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Of course it's Dave ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Mixed feelings about this one. I can't g...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

It was meant to be 5.0/5, but something ... ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Poop-worthiness: 5.5/5. Fun, relatable, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

You need to jump the line twice, for som... ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

You are a common American snowflake, aft...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME some toile... ★3

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Hard to get the books in my country with... ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

And sugar daddies, like Fiddle.

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Good, good. But ... ★1

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

Who's Rob? ★1

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

Basically The Clockwork Orange. ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

The delivery is just soooo good

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Terrible joke, b... ★3

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Ever watched The Expanse? I love how the... ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

We're always naked underneath our clothe... ★3

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

He's master baking under the sheet

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Back when those stories were common amon... ★2

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

The guts have an independent neurologica... ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Beautiful, good ... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-12

But that one was mine. I emptied it afte... ★1

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-12

...says Matt ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

C|_|

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Do you not love me, FiddleDaddy?

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-11

Try warmer, souther and more memes.

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

"It's been seven years, Bob. You should ... ★1

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

<3<3 ★3

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Too long, somewh... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Maybe if it were shorter and felt more s...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Poop-worthiness: 0.8/5. Tank tops? You d... ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Golly,how you gay

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Don't you kinda want to start uploading ... ★7

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Sometimes we forget this is a space to c... ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

It's like we're pokemon ★4

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

I read C&H when I poop!

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Source?

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

If you have to specify you "kinda liked"...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Too late for a poop-worthiness review, b...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

That just made me realize God created AI... ★1

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Hallelujah!

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

YAS QUEEEEEN

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

This is a family channel. Keep it tame ★3

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

More likely Americans fucking chimps in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Led* ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-09

Please stick around, will you?

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Poop-worthiness: 3.4/5. Not bad, but did... ★5

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

OMG. I'm glad I wasn't around on Matt's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Cause we all got a nitro-G pearl on our ... ★3

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

I love me some good haiku. ★1

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

Poop-worthiness: 2.2/5. Short and odd. I...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04

Northern lights?

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04

Science direct? More like Science Redire... ★2

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-03

You should visit my country. Politics an...

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-03

You can try. It's a hell of a commitment... ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-03

I made it to comment of the day by being...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

You play any games? Don't make yourself ...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Could have started with "here goes nothi... ★5

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. I'll just list t... ★4

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Nobody: I read C&H When I Poop: Poop-wor... ★3

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

I've actually joined a bunch of people c... ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

GTFO. You know where the door is. Close ...

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Nobody: Untamed64: politics ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

YTS.lt Have fun. "Wait! That's illegal!"... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

I never claimed it was funny. It's a poo... ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Did he say "I love you"?

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Just realized I didn't rank this comic. ...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Great Dave face.... ★4

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-30

5.0/5.

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Where's Untamed64 with my RCG?

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Binoculars? Shoe... ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Congrats, doc. You really deserved it! O... ★1

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

So naive. We here like puns and quick la... ★2

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. Just average. A ... ★1

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

I like how nobody called you gay for bei...

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

For a moment I doubted it was the AI. Th...

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

I like how it says anjanjar

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-27

Then I won, I guess. I'm the ultimate he...

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

Poop-worthiness: 0.7/5. I started readin... ★3

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26

Not all flies, though. Not if you're ali...

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26

I'll hop in this time. Who could it be?

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

http://explosm.net/rcg/cfwyxuswl This on... ★1

Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22

This is such an accurate depiction of my... ★2

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Poop-worthiness: 4.4/5. Funny, sneaky an... ★1

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

"... what more do they want?! Suicide." ...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

Pee-worthiness: 4.0/5. Good content, nic...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

Except that would turn it into murder, s...

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Poop-worthiness: IDK. It's hard to poop ... ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. It was going fin... ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

If FDA did something, you know the shit ...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Albert Fish, the cannibal, sounds like a... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

Look at the awesomeness in this comment ... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

It's been that long already since dillxo... ★4

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17

The amalgamation is cool because it's li... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Welcome ba-- Woah woah what!!?? That's h... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-16

This guy gets me!

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-16

10/10 would USA again ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Poop-worthiness: 2.4/5. Meh So what if s... ★4

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

When Abigail turned into Abbbbiegail

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

I'm superstitious that if 2 guys on a mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Sounds like he lives alone, so a pizza l...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

"Iiii shot the bucket! But I didn't shoo... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Dude, just chill Maybe you're too high o...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Oh, right. The US has legalized weed but... ★1

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Right. Namibia. Because you're a prussia... ★2

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Holyshit it's a gif!

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Good drawing, co... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

"But detective!"

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

This has got to be one of the best comme...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

A smooth dickminal!

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Just realized how meaningless this is wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

EVERYONE! WARNING! SHE'S INFECTED! ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Poop-worthiness: 1.0/5. Nothing special,...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

My bowels don't take breaks, you know? N... ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. So redundant and... ★3

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Yes, when you "quit" ★4

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Number one then ...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. A bit too ambigu... ★2

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Now all the ads are for the new card gam... ★3

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. A bit on the sho... ★3

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. So much Dave fac... ★5

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I'm mostly here for Cropsy or Cropsy him... ★3

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Poop-worthiness: 1.5/5. why'd it have to... ★4

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-08

Not a bad idea, actually. But I have to ...

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Just noticed it looks like yellow shirt ... ★1

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Poop-worthines: 5.0/5. Insta-poop. Nice ... ★2

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-07

You're welcome.

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Poop-worthiness: 3.0/5. Too short, poor ... ★3

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

Nah. I just stopped using C&H for a whil...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

Thank you, mate. ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

It's not going yet. We will start playin...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

Maybe if you stopped covering it.

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Mildly funny, to... ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

That would also fix rape! You know what ... ★4

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-24

Free shipping? ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Poop-worthiness: 0.0/5. Your profile pic... ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. Now the gnats ar... ★2

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

It's actually going right.

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

This is getting nowhere.

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

I'm going to reply myself again to show ...

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

Also the reduced number of vowels

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

If č and ý are easy random options on yo...

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Very brief, too ... ★1

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

No ranking today because I'm too tired. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. Beautiful, funny... ★6

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

OMG, Kevin, stop plagiarizing! ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-18

I meant they don't care for cash. Really...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Poop-worthiness: 4.6/5. Very good, very ... ★5

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17

Sometimes the situation is so bad that p... ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

It could be any of us, is what you mean.... ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

Poop-worthiness: 5.0/5. Shit came out in... ★4

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Pee-worthiness: 4.5/5. Relaxing. No aim ... ★3

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Beautiful unnatu... ★6

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Great article as always, but this felt e... ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

B) Summer is too hot and wet. Now that i... ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Would you, though? BTW, I'm sorry for no... ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Good length, good ... ★6

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Are we from the same nation?

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Bullshit! My friend got big tits from ea... ★4

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

So the guy who made the Star Wars OST is... ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Good length, goo... ★3

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

If anyone wants to help: System: D&D 3.5...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-11

I'm the DM. FML ★2

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. I don't get it. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

That explains my swollen belly after rem...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Update: she's "gently" knocking on the d...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Poop-worthiness: 0, I mean... 5.0/5. I r... ★5

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Act crazier than anything I might be afr...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Gerfird: "I don't want to talk about it"... ★3

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

Or 3) a 10 dollar bill and 7 cents ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Poop-worthiness: 3.8/5. Funny, interesti... ★2

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I see what you did there

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

"What you get with being good at this is... ★2

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

"If you wanna have a seat I'll clear a p... ★2

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Why are you even assuming it's coffee?

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-08

You are my hero. ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Too shaky and ha... ★4

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Been wondering about him too. I miss the... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Assign it a gender, so it gets more awkw... ★5

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Logged in on the computer just to do thi...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Poop-worthiness: 4.3/5. Longish, but not... ★5

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Good job? But instead of "shtealer", you... ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Since there is no 1 or 9, I'll subtract ...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Are badgeless people welcome to this thr... ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Terrifying? I call it a bad description....

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Feel free to do it, since your shtick is... ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

How are hitmen considered when compared ... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Welcome to the party. Please use earbuds...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Am I too early? My bowels were begging. ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Dude, it's just teeth. You don't even ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Is he a serial killer, then?

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. Very good, relat... ★5

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-04

Me too, bro

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

No poop-worthiness review today because ... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

C) never mattered.

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

T for Texas T for Tennessee

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

You need a badge as a means to verify th...

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

B) and hoping there's at least one hour ...

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

This is like some weird lovecraftian hen... ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

The fact that your comment was the first... ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Congrats on the badge, mate. You deserve... ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

They should learn shit-riddance from me.... ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

That's exactly the problem. ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Poop-worthiness: orgasm/5. Not good. I l... ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Poop-worth-- wait a minute! Déja vu! I h... ★9

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Thank you and all the other commenters. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

I really think it can be Matt pretending... ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

I read this only after commenting and I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

H) of course Can't believe you went all ... ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Ted Bundy... hehehe... what a dumb name.... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Preach, Sonic-kun. ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. I couldn't care ... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Fuck LOL_REX, viva Rex FiddleDiddle I, P... ★3

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Poop-worthiness: 4.2/5. It's a pleasant ... ★5

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

It'd seem someone liked my suggestion. ★4

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-28

Not necessarily.

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-28

Since I read this one after the next one...

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Good length, I lau... ★12

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

I get you, bro. The comments are half of... ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

As a teacher, I'm glad you even bother t... ★4

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

You can call me IRC&HWIP, senpai.

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I love F+M. Never stopped to look deep i... ★1

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-26

You can just say "cis male" or "cis man"...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Poop-worthiness: 3.7/5. Great design, bu... ★3

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

Poop-worthiness: 2.5/5. Mildly funny, wi... ★3

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

First world problems require first world... ★1

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

Not as much defend as criticize the 'mur...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

A) ask jerfird.

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Poop-worthiness: 4.9/5. Great stuff here... ★12

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

I mean... did they even bother trying to...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

"NZ's finest" in blue

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

And you still got no badge?! Anyways, we... ★3

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

C) because it's more pornographical.

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Poop-worthiness: I don't know, because m... ★5

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

A homeless doctor with a super generic n...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

<3<3

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Poop-worthiness: 3.5/5. Funny, but I cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Me too. Especially because the only plac...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-19

I love that one. I checked the comment s... ★1

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-19

Tend to feel unimportant* is what I mean...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-19

I was actually trying to challenge my cr... ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

*Poop-worthiness:** 4.5/5. It was fun, w... ★4

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Is it pronounced "guer-feerd", "jer-feer...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Don't listen to this guy. I don't mind k... ★4

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

I read it with the melody of Ragnar the ...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Poop-worthiness: 0.5/5. Didn't they alre... ★7

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Can we make this a thing? IMHFC has been... ★3

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Just want to say I didn't flag you.

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Don't worry. The hookers don't want your...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Had me giggling fo... ★5

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Let's start a Patreon for this guy. "x i...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

That got me wondering: does crime activi... ★1

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

How many minutes does a foreigner have l...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Poop-worthiness: 4.0/5. This has to be o... ★3

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

My favorite mummifying process is the on... ★3

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-14

Poop-worthiness: 2.0/5. Too many ads on ... ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Funny, detailed,...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

That's the weirdest Cropsy post by far. ★1

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

I really missed you. :')

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Should've gone for "same damn thing" as ...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Poop-worthiness: 3.2/5. It's a fine one,...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

How about headbanging to music?

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Poop-worthiness: 2/5. Just too much nois... ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

It would be an impossible task to guess ... ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

Hence I'm more than happy with my banjo,... ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12

8 feel more inclined towards reading you... ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Riiiiight! It's taking so long that the ...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

I haven't finished here yet.

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

That took some effort, huh?

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

nice, dude

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

If you go under or below the limits of y... ★2

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-10

Poop-worthiness: 1.5/5. It was funny onc...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Colorful, with a t... ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

You do your thing, I do mine. We complem... ★3

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

A) games from my dad. RPG books from my ... ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

What band? Now I need to know. ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Does it have a direct relation with want...

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

Physical copies also take valuable room....

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

Nobody commented on the physical copy th...

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

First world problem much? Anyway, return... ★1

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

20 points to Gryffindor for murder!

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

Rob week confirmed?

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

You came out too early. I wasn't here ye... ★7

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-06

Then again it might have to do with the ...

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-06

So the joke wasn't even funny? :o Poop-w... ★2

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-06

That's why I don't own physical copies.

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-06

You got PinkiePoo and I'm out? ... K, I ...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-06

thanks for being cool ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Poop-worthiness: 4.5/5. Too much motion.... ★2

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

You think you've got this?

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Long, interesting,... ★4

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Poop-worthiness: 4.8/5. Again with the n... ★4

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

You. I love you. ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

I miss the garlic bread dude (from befor... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Poop-worthiness: 3/5. Ok length, enough ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

"You're lying, Morgan!" Wait, wrong meme...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Glad you're back. My President was going...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Thought It'd go differently.

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Poop worthiness: 2/5. Didn't make much s...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

You forgot to yell

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Different things. Star Trek Discovery is... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-30

Good idea, but once I clean myself I don...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Poop-worthiness: 5/5. Medium length. Sil... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

P) you can figure out on your own

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Did you actually count deaths in each an...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Worried for your friend?

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Are you talking about I'm Moistly Her fo...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I believe there's an option to change th...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

But only as an option for registered acc...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I actually like how it looks.

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Also, I know I complain about no new com... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

I think I'll start rating comics in poop...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

I don't have anything to say in my defen... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

B) Newsies. But we like'em both. You mig...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

It would be even worse if he were poopin...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

It could be a good joke/pun, but the del...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

You're even better at this than with the...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-27

CCCCCCOMBO BAKER!!!

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-27

Why would you want to see-- I mean, can ... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Vegaaaaan all the way! BitCoin miner pro...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

You should start your own shrek-related ... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

I could swear they were actually talking... ★5

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Please don't. I'm using it. ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

C) plus a bit of D. :(

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Your joke just made the comic worth it. ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

A comic on Sunday! They answered my pray... ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

I had to read twice to get it. It was go... ★5

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

I tried to shit reading this. It went ba... ★3

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

C) might have been more depressing with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Is there ever an after?

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

No wonder you know so much about violenc... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

The black hole is the solution to our di...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

C) I'll stick to the black holes in Sci ...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

If the oceans are dry, it means everythi...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

D) zis

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

This one was long and funny, just like t... ★7

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I guess I'm glad I don't live in the US,...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

A) you're asking this in the C&H comment... ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

I only noticed at the second reading.

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

A new hole to shit from! Where I live we...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

We're like brothers, you and I ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

A) just check my comment on yesterday's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Can I sell my poop for coke?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

A) Yes, probably.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

< insert infinity war crossover meme > >...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

B) challenges their creativity and also ...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Did I just witness rape? ★3

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

You guys really have to start uploading ... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

I kinda want to steal your badge ★2

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

I like you already.

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

People are so full of shit! Only if ever... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Yeah, I mostly see "aware" people decidi... ★4

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Poll of the Day: I think I've got this U... ★5

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

I mean, I seldom stand anyway... I'd rat... ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

People outside *

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

A) I love hills. My legs hate them.

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

You remembered correctly.

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

A) it's the best of burdens. Last night ...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Please make quieter comics. I don't want... ★6

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

You're on fire today, mister! ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Really not the darker parts if it's clos...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

I hope there's a bucket inside that chai...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

if only my grandad were the proper age t... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I nearly shat myself! At least this is t... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I aaaaalmost believed it! I realized it ... ★5

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

How hasn't anybody said Cropsy? Anyway, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Yes, the weight I lost for shitting so m... ★4

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

You guys really don't have a clue how to... ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Unexpected place to find another Adam Ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Wait, is this all one person? 5 accounts...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

The bad news is that now I have to clean...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

You know what ends my suffering? Seeing ... ★3

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

A) I'm a teacher. Hate to see others act...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Stupid kid will hit the stool. On anothe... ★2

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

But if a murder is a collective of crow,... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I mean... The son growing to be a serial...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-25

B) most of the time. But it's more like ...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

I, too, sometimes sweat when I shit.

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Where's Gerfird? ★1

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Never try shitting in a sock. It's reall... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

A) badges are awesome and we can't simpl... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Imagine trying to shit without C&H! What...

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

That's what happens to my shit when I re... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Chill, Dave! You're not getting into the... ★1

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

On another note, a lot of shit related c...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Twice? Maybe if you upload comics more o... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Dave face *

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Considering the literal meaning of NSFW,... ★3

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-15

Not cool, Rob! I can't shit if I'm laugh... ★3

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

What a shitshow! Oh, and the comic is fu...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

No killer clowns? Or no killer clowns ye...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Mixed feelings about this one ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Clowns scare me. Just cut my shit in hal... ★6

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Dark and twisted like a beholder's mind....

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I was afraid I'd never see your posts ag...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

B) I'm a nice sociable person (even when... ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

Butt

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

Another day, another shit and again no c...

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

RELATABLE ★4

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

But why would you headbang in a mosh?

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

I don't like moving comics. They make me... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

You guys will have to teach me how not t...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

I think I'm shitting too often. I only s... ★9

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

I think I'm shitting too often. I only s... ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

I think I'm shitting too often. I only s... ★2