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Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
I believe its called The Snowblower. ★2
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
Are they depressed because someone stole... ★2
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
Like my Grandma always used to say, "You... ★1
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
You're working on making him swing, righ... ★1
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
Panel 3b: Purple is on her knees sucking... ★2
Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19
I don't think greenshirt knows words lik... ★1
Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19
Greenshirt's language doesn't pass the u...
Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19
Me green. Me no talk good. ★1
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17
I vote for Dysfunctional Erection. ★5
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17
Ah dun care bout yer beeleefs. Jes gimme... ★1
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17
Only you. Best check you've still got yo...
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
DIE, BITCHES!!
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15
More gay
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
It does if you eat the wrapper. ★3
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
No, that's art. What's gay is me jacking... ★2
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
Got it. Thanks. ★1
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
I'm impressed. Leave it for a day, so I ... ★2
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
If you can make my pecs flex, I'll consi... ★1
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
I was hoping for a vulgar revolver divul... ★2
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
You're having fun, aren't you? ★1
Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14
slow appreciative clapping That'll do, M...
Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14
A Robstitute, if you will.
Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14
This is Canon. ★2
Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14
Glad to hear you're still one of us, Fal... ★1
Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14
"It looks you've had a miscarriage"??? W...
Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14
Jack it a bit, and he'll be a shooting s... ★4
Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14
Git Lit On Roofies! Yeehaw! ★2
Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13
I didn't know you could have sex defensi... ★2
Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13
You can tell she's a clairvoyant because... ★1
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
Hubert's friend here; oh, so you're sayi... ★1
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
LET ME HIT HIM, SHARON! ★4
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
At your age I think you should have draw... ★2
Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07
The other thing is the medical bills. ★1
Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07
Ironically, that can make it easier.
Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06
Naked bullfighting. :kinky: ★1
Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06
Well there's your answer. Superman doesn... ★1
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03
"The death of Matt Melvin" -Feb 9, 2014.... ★11
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03
Sure, go for it. What's the worst that c...
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Blech
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Only in Florida.
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Nice work on the gif. What software did ... ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Did u get back to us about straws? I did...
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
He's shiny, and chrome!
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Harsh
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
- "How am I doing today, DaGa(r)yB(use)y... ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
****buttfug
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
TR: "Never hire a xenomorph" https://exp... ★2
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
70 days. We're talking furries.
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
Hey, you're back! Good to see you.
Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-29
- Walter Pearly Whites ★2
Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-29
Netflix and drill. ★5
Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29
I think Docker container is a better ana... ★1
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29
He's spending time with Kris. ★1
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29
Grand Nagus will be furious. ★1
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28
"10 years later" https://explosm.net/rcg... ★1
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28
Sexy People Enjoy Naughty Diversions ★1
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28
Only if he's buying guns. Lots of guns.
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28
Then you must love the comment section. ★2
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-27
Plot twist: Orange was in so much of a h... ★1
Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27
Yes.
Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27
Basically you, with 90% less fucks. ★2
Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26
But bump-stocks!
Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26
I guess he's just going with the fact th... ★1
Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26
Gun violins is a pun. makes BanAnus an o...
Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26
Plot twist: It was Shooter McGavin.
Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24
La-bee-ah....? ★2
Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23
Sounds like The 12 is made of The "Wrigh... ★1
Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23
And Pluto pissed on the carpet. ★1
Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21
Hang on, just let me cut my balls off...... ★2
Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21
:spicy:
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-17
Mothra* ★1
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-17
Yep. And KKK members fwiw. ★1
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
- Harder Daddy! - What? - What?
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
That's SPIT, but good attempt.
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
Yes, bring back the poop ratings. They'r... ★2
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
The loving caresses of a cat o'nine tail... ★2
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16
LITS IF YOU DELETE YOUR SECOND COMMENT T...
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
And Monster Hunter's bent guns. ★2
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
Wincest.
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
You all seem the same to me. Just saying... ★1
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
Really? I go into beast-mode myself.
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
Fine. Be that way. hands back a pile of ... ★2
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
So looking for a real man, huh? Flexes g... ★1
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
He's incensed because greenshirt didn't ... ★1
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
It was a phantom pregnancy. ★1
Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14
I just want to say, those are some impre...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
Gets my vote.
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
Fellating Lophu Analizing Gabe [it's an ...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
It's Pope Latin.
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
You win this one, Nebula. But I'll get y...
Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10
Eisner nominated? More like Ass ner nomi... ★2
Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10
fingered* ★1
Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10
Good luck with the insurance claim for t... ★2
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Sir Kolbath alt confirmed.
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Slightly disappointed there wasn't a fai... ★2
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Muffin Jokes Matter! ★2
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Like predator vs aliens.
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Ytf would it say that?
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
In your area. ★1
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07
Hey, where is cuntmuffin?
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06
Ahhhhhh! ★1
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06
See. This is what happens when kids are ... ★2
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
From Lophu's Poutine And Firearms Empori... ★1
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
Some cockgobbler who absolutely hates Da... ★1
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
Like most of us, he only lasted 3 days. ★2
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
If the oven's a-rockin, don't go knockin... ★2
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02
He'll last longer if she sticks him in t... ★2
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02
Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it... ★6
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02
Far Hill Silent Cry First one sounds lik...
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01
At least he's smoking filter tips. That'...
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
[cuts rubbish bag with switchblade] [dip... ★1
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
Stay true, brother. It's all fake news. ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
You seriously need to get that sheet hem... ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
Sounds like you've contravened the Jeep ...
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
[citation needed] ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
You should have stayed a rabbit. ★2
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
I heard he makes sneakers for Nike now. ★2
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
Thought it was an Amber Alert for a mome...
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
thots and praise
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
She always was well rooted. ★2
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
Very original. Have a star. ★1
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
All I get is prison sex, so..... yes. ★2
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
Watch out for finger shivs too.
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
Doc's 'arrow eye' looks weird af. ★1
Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
Green just came out of the closet.
Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25
Just read a few of The 12s comments. He ... ★3
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25
Are you okay, Hubert? ★1
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25
Chairman Mao fucked it up. Again. ★1
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25
I'm always careful to keep a 2-week back... ★1
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
IMHFC is so disappointed he can't even b... ★3
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
Good to see Johnson's old boss has a job...
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-24
An entitlement of Karens is also accepta... ★1
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-24
Shiiiiiiiit....
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
Just want to say that cumsploder's new p... ★4
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
Pretty good artwork tbh. ★2
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Whoa, he's got the infinity stones. He j... ★3
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Skidaddle, Skidoodle. Your dick is now a...
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Better take a step back, to avoid eye co... ★1
Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-19
Don't know why people are hating on this...
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
Open wide, here comes the Polar Express!... ★1
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18
Pretend it's a popsicle and suck it for ... ★1
Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18
Comic suggestion: Dr Who steps out of th... ★1
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17
Ok, and for bitey little cocksuckers. ★1
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-17
Do yourself a favor; don't turn around. ★1
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17
Blueshirt has a point. Funerals aren't f... ★1
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-12
Don't forget to spit. That's very import...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
I bet kcarrey is refreshing the page con... ★2
Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12
a fine mess
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
I bet the sphincter was smuggled into pr... ★1
Comment to comic 227 on 2021-10-12
Dave, an Irishman saying "third" is not ...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
Fuck sake! You nearly gave me a heart at...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
A tight fit, I'd say.
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09
I'd like to see a Dave re-make of this c... ★1
Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08
This sort of thing happens more often th... ★2
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
phew. I thought my laptop was dying unti... ★2
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
Is it true that you're called The 12 bec... ★2
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
He's worried by reports of the Naked Ass... ★4
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
It's a legit link btw. I took a risk and...
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
In case you missed The12's last post: lo... ★1
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
Looks like The 12 is off his meds again....
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
semen would be better
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
Sweet Pussy Excites Real Men ★1
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
Plot twist: They're not fantasies. This ...
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
Yep, that's prison life in a nutsack. Yo...
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
fwoosh Orange was not the impregnator ★1
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
Low-key entrance, CAS. Welcome back.
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
Feisty little fella, ain't ya. I like th...
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
Seems legit.carry on.
Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28
I tried to make contact with one, but al... ★2
Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28
What is this "dial-up", of which you spe...
Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28
Cucked ★1
Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28
Got that Kindle working again?
Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28
It's a Boozi. ★2
Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26
Press X to Doubt
Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26
Well spotted, Sherlock.
Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26
Has always been C&H's motto.
Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-24
Well boys, looks like ribs is back on th... ★6
Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22
Technically , "chicken dinosaur" is a ta... ★2
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20
Operation Buffer Overflow is a success.
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20
I too like to pack fudge until they bust...
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20
Siege of Toy
Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18
I don't know what that means but it soun...
Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18
Okay then.
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18
Gray shirt has a purdy mouth.
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17
Congrats on the badge. Hang on, Dave is ... ★1
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
I concur.
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
Is that because you're crap at killing p...
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
Reminds me of this far side comic. https... ★2
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
F ★3
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
He's obviously an illuminati.
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15
BUILD THAT WALL!! BUILD THAT WALL!!
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
Flagged. Reason: I'm in this comment and... ★1
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
*vege.... ahh! I see what you did there.... ★1
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
Yep. Not even gonna bother googling that... ★4
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
Still having those hot relations then?
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
Did she have mono too? ★3
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
"Thinking of you" ★2
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
IT'S A TRAP! https://www.youtube.com/wat... ★1
Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12
That party needs some nacho cheese to li... ★1
Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11
He's saying what we're all thinking! ★2
Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11
One's left handed and the other is right... ★2
Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11
Well you'd be a dick, wouldn't you?
Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11
They hate him because he has hair. They ... ★1
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
Looks like we have short-delayism this w...
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
Shower thought: is a normal pillow a bod...
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
Judge!!! Hey Judge! Judge Fudge!!! Where... ★1
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08
At posting #2s ;)
Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08
Well I guess I don't invite mine round f...
Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08
Are you assuming drug dealers can't be f... ★1
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07
NERD!! ★2
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07
Don't ever get vaccinated. You're perfec... ★4
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07
Oof. Right in the feels. Just look at th...
Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07
Mos Def.
Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07
Because he doesn't change it? ★1
Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07
Plot twist: The kid's name is Deaf
Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04
Mine tastes like pineapple.
Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01
Fussy Eating Causes kwashiorkor
Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01
Wow. Poor bastard landed the trifecta.
Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
The best kind of comic week.
Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31
Hubert Appreciates Naughty Dancing ★1
Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29
You must be American.
Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29
He hehe hehe Hehe hehe he
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
By the look of his cheek, I'd say a game...
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
Or he's found a new way to play the vuvu... ★1
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
I find them repulsive, personally. ★3
Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26
If I ever get a robot, ima call it Ferro... ★2
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
As a bonus, it's trained to check your p...
Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26
Far too busy to deliver. Pick up your ow... ★4
Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26
You're supposed to use a dick pick in th... ★1
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
Get some help. Seriously. Putting whiny ... ★5
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
Do you need a banana for comparison? ★3
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
Because they're obsessed with their wand... ★1
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
Jesus! What hellhole has ants that are 5... ★2
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23
Hmm... that's odd... rubs chin
Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23
Panel 3 is giving me PTSD flashbacks
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23
NERD ALERT !!!
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23
There's fires on the moon?!?
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23
I can't even ★1
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22
One of these days LITS, bang! zoom! stra...
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
They're great for smuggling drugs into p... ★1
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
I can't even remember my username. ★3
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
Ok, i googled cis and it turns out I did... ★2
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
Pope was here a couple days back. I wasn...
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
Ha, I just threw that in to see if I cou... ★1
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
Way to propagate the stereotype, buddy.
Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21
Nice to see some diversity in C&H. Not a... ★4
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
Was that IOTD or just a statement of fac...
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
https://explosm.net/comics/5826/
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
Jesus got a sweet ass too. https://explo...
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
She keeps it in the freezer. For stiffne...
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
Great Abs Yahweh ★4
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19
Proud of you. ★3
Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12
Aight I'm outta here until The 12 stops ... ★6
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
spider pig is never wrong!
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
spider pig.
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
*orphans Because Angelina Jolie
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
Unfortunately I ran out of fucks to give...
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
Translation for The 12: no it's not you ... ★1
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
I disagree, since his attitude is upbeat...
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
Comic name is dan-11.png. Does this mean... ★1
Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10
Awww...?
Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10
I'm more in the "butt-fuck and boast" ca...
Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05
Ha. Since when have you been concerned a... ★1
Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02
tl;dr fuck ★1
Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31
Nani?
Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31
ಠ _ ಠ ★2
Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30
Anyone else miss the spambots? I miss fl...
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-29
Why not go all the way, Omega AF.
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27
G
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27
Been watching Evil Dead, have we? ★1
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27
You already know the answer to that ques...
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27
That's "Doctor Nerd", thank you very muc... ★1
Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26
and the verandah over the toy shop.
Comment to comic 5311 on 2021-07-24
Also, never stick your dick in crazy.
Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24
I got one year and twenty-seven days to ... ★1
Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24
Lol fag
Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24
You'll be there soon enough Rob. One of ...
Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-24
Congrats on the new job.
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24
Breaking News: Several Hours Ago Militar...
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24
Thx.
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24
Wouldn't he be supplying sham-sham-poo?
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24
Why did the hand explode? I like the sto...
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24
Wake up, sheeple! This is Fake Poos.
Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22
The technical term is 'comicus uninterru...
Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22
Did someone drop an f-bomb? (Falun Gong)...
Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15
Preferably a black hobo. Cops definitely... ★1
Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15
I'm hooked. Can't wait for the Netflix a... ★1
Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15
Those answers look more like they're for...
Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13
Filmed using a HandyCam.
Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!! ★1
Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09
True, but that's because your cum hits t...
Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09
If he's smart, he'll phone The Gringe. S...
Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09
Flashplayer is dead but there are replac... ★1
Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09
In American Football parlance, Greenshir... ★1
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
Yeah, right on. Cos I totally know what ...
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
mind. blown.
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
Or don't look at replies. They're genera...
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
She should be arrested for benefit fraud...
Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06
Dunno, but he's definitely Brazilian. he...
Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06
SMOKIN'!
Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29
Just a patriot exercising their right to... ★2
Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29
Add some crushed pineapple to really mak...
Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29
The color of type 2 diabetes. ★1
Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29
Rip and tear. Until it is done!
Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29
Aliens. Scary Stuff. ★1
Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22
Blasphemy!
Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22
... Barb Dwyer, Hans Grenade, Miss Aisle...
Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22
FBI Agent: Oh, Billy...
Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22
Hmm. That comment sounds like a thoughtc... ★1
Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19
Maybe it's because rabbits have poor dep...
Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19
Can't believe Jew just said that.
Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19
Kudos on the username hack. I was this o...
Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19
DoN'T kiNK sHamE! ★1
Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
Yes to both.
Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
well you already know you're supposed to...
Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
The notion that a badge gives you some s... ★3
Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15
Aloha Snackbar
Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15
Hardly needs saying that it's also the b...
Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12
I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12
Gold.
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09
Anne says don't forget the nieces. ★2
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09
He's not around, but pedobear says he's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09
Something Something Something Dark Fudge... ★1
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09
You got many features.
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08
I'm XXL. * wink *
Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05
Surprisingly Unfunny Comic Kills Everyon... ★5
Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05
Doom 2016. I do both. ★6
Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05
"ZZZZzzzzzz......" ★5
Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-05
Bonus Hidden Joke #1: What's the differe...
Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01
I pre-date the internet. I was there whe... ★1
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Totally forgot that dude existed. Pretty...
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Lol fag ★2
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Wut? I thought your name really was The ...
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
I bet you've seen a few Wangs though.
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Breakfast in bed. ★3
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
No, but I am the last Josh. ★1
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Pierce was never an option. ★2
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Lips have never spoken truer words. ★2
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Thanks. I took one look at that wall of ... ★1
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Or telecommunications.
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Are you one of those trick vaginas that ...
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Don't be such a cunt. ★2
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Well that would explain her vodka and bo...
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Bye, have a beautiful time! punts lophu ... ★3
Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
Spunky l'il fella. ★1
Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24
Well my parents would spank me with a tr... ★3
Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23
Stop it. You're krilling me. ★5
Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14
I always suspected you were involved. ★3
Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14
Pregante!
Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14
I used to be a mime like him, then I too... ★2
Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04
America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency R... ★4
Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04
If you are looking for ransom, I can tel... ★3
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24
That's solid. ★3
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
You and DaConnaTwuk both. ★1
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
Some questions weren't meant to be answe...
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
Time Travelling Travesty ★3
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
The Gringe? ★2
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
Plot twist: "Fluids are the only thing."... ★1
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
Serious props for your pfp work. ★3
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
laughs in Nokia 3310 ★5
Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23
returd
Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20
You know it. ★1
Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18
You got a purty mouth. ★2
Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18
Is that a threat?
Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18
I'd say mustard myself.
Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18
pervins on the drums and pg on drums? ★2
Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18
hate it.
Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17
I'm the roadie! ★2
Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17
DESTRUCTION: 100
Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13
I was sure this was Poverty Ghost taking... ★2
Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12
$30,000. Those are some grade A leeches
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12
TR: "LMFAO" https://explosm.net/rcg/szfg... ★1
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12
Bugger. I was expecting to see your pfp ... ★1
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12
Isn't it time you hacked LITS's pfp? You...
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11
Worth it just for Mark Hamill's Joker. ★1
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-11
Just don't go off-piste.
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
dafuq are those black circles on the sof...
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
No, no. Let me help you. punts FlimFlam ... ★3
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
Could have been worse. I was worried she... ★1
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
Must be a bit of a let down, now that PG... ★3
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
Too soon, man. Too soon.
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
For some reason I find her teeth scarier... ★1
Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11
Zion Initiates Aggression
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10
same answer fits "Why don't vampires mak... ★1
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10
RIP Phil the Greek ★2
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10
Never played any of the Super Mario game... ★1
Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09
Hey Kris, petition to change Poverty Gho... ★6
Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06
He's spitting venom in his denims. ★2
Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06
Another 17 and he'll be a teapot.
Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29
Hallux alt confirmed. ★4
Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29
Gross. Keep up the good work. ★1
Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21
I feel ya fam. I need a crowbar to get D... ★4
Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-20
Underappreciated comment of the day.
Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20
And is then traumatized from having sex ... ★3
Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20
Dump or be dumped. ★1
Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20
"Personal, Medium or Large" "This time i... ★4
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16
https://explosm.net/comics/894/ ★2
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16
Kryptonite Really Incapacitates Superman... ★1
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16
The writing was on the wall that this wa...
Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08
Start your engines? ★3
Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08
You beat me off to it. ★3
Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08
What's the difference between a bad job ... ★2
Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05
Flagged. Reason: I'm in this comic and I... ★3
Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05
Balls of Steel. Yeahh!
Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01
Wondering if he's also allergic to deez ... ★5
Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01
Fair call. Merlot is shit. ★2
Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-03-01
Whoa, Twilight Zone For Dummies.
Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28
I've got plenty of time to say, not on y...
Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28
Five? Five is right out! ★1
Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27
phew. thought you meant me. ★1
Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27
It always pleases me when kids know thei... ★3
Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22
He's just a hanger-on. ★2
Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22
Scrambled goat? ★1
Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22
Should have used Gorilla Glue. No-one ev... ★6
Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21
Nice one. My mom said to say hello, btw.... ★1
Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21
Have you done a youtube game review of M...
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21
TR: "OK now me" https://explosm.net/rcg/...
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21
TR: "Buds" https://explosm.net/rcg/qzaan... ★3
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21
TR: "One for Pervin" https://explosm.net... ★1
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21
Yes. ★1
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21
Hey girl would you care to fuck me on my...
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20
He's not saying that at all. fap fap fap... ★1
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20
Aargh, she's clogging our snazzguns with... ★1
Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19
Weird answer, but no. ★1
Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17
So you're Soylent's DM irl? One heck of ... ★1
Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-16
That sort of trauma plays buggery with y... ★1
Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12
Unless they have a giant tumor. ★1
Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10
UFC-258 ★1
Comment to comic 5745 on 2021-02-09
Yes?
Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09
Ha! Rob always quacks me up. ★1
Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06
Fap Rashes Are Gruesome ★4
Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06
I assume F&^% is for Frag, thus making t... ★2
Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06
That kid's gonna have Arrested Developme... ★5
Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05
kthxbye
Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05
Why is it that when I go to put on a t-s...
Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03
which old Kris? The shit-faced Kris
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Jim Beam
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Worst. Poem. Ever. ★8
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Stay frosty.
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Yep, boyfriends and livestock work equal... ★1
Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03
Boner donor? ★3
Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-02
guhhhh!
Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01
Kris' Balls: Gorilla Hairy ★1
Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01
This is a comic of mass destruction. Ame... ★3
Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26
Only parts of them, specifically their a... ★3
Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26
Just like when you dump your parents at ... ★1
Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26
I bet Kris wishes he thought of this ins... ★2
Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25
I can't bear children either. By that I ... ★1
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25
TR: "Well that escalated quickly" https:... ★2
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25
Get off my lawn! And stop shitting in th... ★1
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
pussy ★1
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
That's the only thing that makes him hap... ★2
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
Your butt?
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
That wasn't funny either. Dave alt confi...
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
Trump's Gone, Motherfuckers ★2
Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24
500$ to 700$ / hour from home! Who the f... ★3
Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24
Dave's been watching Monty Python. https...
Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22
I can see him. I see him all the time.
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
TR: "What are you doing, step-son?" http... ★1
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
TR: "I want one, now" https://explosm.ne... ★1
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
TR: "Well if you insist" https://explosm... ★3
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
TR: "What would she know?" https://explo... ★1
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
Haven't seen him around lately. Things o...
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
They're cigarette burns. ★3
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
And you just know that the diaper has to... ★4
Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20
Wow. What a rollercoaster. ★1
Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19
"The Stove" is what we call Dorothy's tw... ★1
Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19
No-one expects the Spa.. err.. Beavis an... ★1
Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19
Flatulence Is Nasty
Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THE LAST ONE"?!? I DI... ★1
Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19
I think you're having flashbacks of you ...
Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17
TR: Lophu and spy https://explosm.net/rc... ★1
Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17
Cup holders. ★3
Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17
Public transport is temporarily banned d... ★1
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
But an egg cock is fine?
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
*maple syrup
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Don't you mean I like your hat ?
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Lead flavored lead colored lead based bo...
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Rudolph. In the back seat of the sleigh....
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Rumour has it, there was a finger trap "...
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
*Orgasms
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
It's streaky bacon, you fool.
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Yours would have to be dinosaur eggs by ... ★2
Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16
Best comic for ages. This one's going in... ★1
Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16
Aw shit. Here we go again. ★1
Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03
Hey Gabe! Does this count as furry?
Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02
So was he?
Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02
Not really. The best I can suggest is th... ★1
Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02
Sooo... everyone died? ★7
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
I think he's just super chuffed that he ... ★2
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
INCEPTION!
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
Yes. ★7
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
Witness the arrival of Kris' new, infini... ★1
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
No, I'm giving that title to DarkyMcSpoo...
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
He's several thousand years old. I think...
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
Did not see that ending coming.
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
B L A S P H E M Y ! ! !
Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
"Bob, I heard you got fired. What happen... ★1
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
It's actually a real horse. They work at...
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Fun bag
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Or if you're Dorothy: Pony fucking mothe... ★2
Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25
How old is this comic? Twelve?
Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
I thought it was a huge tattooed boob.
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
TR: Hard to find a good wingman these da...
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
TR: It's a trap! https://explosm.net/rcg... ★1
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
TR: Flashback to Dave's Depressing-est "...
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
"Girls Gone Wild" ™ origins ★2
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
surprised it even needed to be said tbh.... ★1
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
I'll pack my things. ★2
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
What's cooking, good looking? ★1
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Looks more like retarded on main to me.
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07
Deadshot origins. ★1
Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-07
I just blame it on light pollution. Mode... ★1
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07
Everyone's a w̶h̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ winner! ★2
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
I actually meant the sight of Dorothy ha... ★1
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
I imagine it would be like watching a ru... ★2
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
Same, but you don't hear me bitching abo... ★2
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
I just realized that it isn't a nipple o... ★1
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
Can..cer ? No you can't sir ! ★3
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
urine trouble now, FlibbleFlabble. ★2
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
It's not your fault that they made you f...
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
Have to admit that for personal reasons ...
Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-02
Are you truly unsure?
Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-02
They're definitely a couple. Explains th...
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Followed by Junk Jacking January!
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Can picture lophu3, lying on a hospital ... ★3
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Hey young feller! Why no animated pfp?
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Do you even adblock, bro?
Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
He's well trained; I call him, and he co... ★1
Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
TR: The risks of returning to face-to-fa... ★2
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
I want candy
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
No it's Mr Bob From The Gas Station, sil... ★3
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
lube* dammit. ★1
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
You're now a shadow of your former self ...
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
I thought PS1 Haggers was always relevan... ★1
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
Nope, less resistance that way. As long ... ★1
Comment to comic 5344 on 2020-11-25
Ch....ill?
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
Ali asses ★1
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
And those of us behind bars, starved of ... ★2
Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25
Doc's got that worried look cos he rippe...
Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25
Better check. ZIIIIIIP ★1
Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25
Pussies already covered that one.
Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
http://explosm.net/comics/2653/
Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21
More like cursed, going by the look of t...
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
Hubert did. Welcome back btw
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
Jesus take the wheel! ★2
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
https://xkcd.com/323/ ★3
Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-21
Wiping Angles ★2
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
This is fin
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
This comic reminds me: Fellatio Del Toro... ★3
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17
No, that's the Big Smile reference, not ... ★2
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17
For reference: https://www.youtube.com/w...
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17
Tapeworms. ★2
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16
BIG SMILE! 0/ BIG SMILE! 0/
Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16
praline?
Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16
By "them", you're referring to the kids ... ★2
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16
Welcome to another episode of... The Sca... ★8
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
Yes, he can easily reach the top shelf o... ★2
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
And like this http://explosm.net/rcg/mes... ★4
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
How Job Centers operate http://explosm.n... ★4
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
Good thinking Dad. Put a ski mask on and... ★3
Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13
Dead, like IMHFC and Icee. ★1
Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13
Hey! Thought I told you to stop looking ...
Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13
Trumpcare? ★1
Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
You're far more eloquent in real life th... ★2
Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11
He fucked them in the ass.
Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
worn by some first responders. ★5
Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
I would have given you a star, but you m... ★7
Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
Ah das hot! Das hot! ★1
Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11
https://www.oglaf.com/sheela/
Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11
*amal
Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11
Plot twist: He fucked the dishes.
Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
Shit just got real, muthafucka! ★2
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
drops to knees, raises eyes to the heave... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
TR: "Heterophobia" http://explosm.net/rc... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
"Nobody likes a show-off" http://explosm... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
Wow. Much drama. Many paddles. ★1
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
TR: Sike! http://explosm.net/rcg/tfctqhq... ★4
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
TR: it's not you, it's me. http://explos... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
snige btinoos Nice. ★1
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
drops to knees, raises eyes to the heave... ★8
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
No. No. Ice cream is important. What fla... ★7
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Somehow I'm able to comment thrice on ur... ★2
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Somehow I'm able to comment thrice on ur...
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Somehow I'm able to comment thrice on ur...
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
I bet you've got a lot of trophies. NERD... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
yOu fORgoT tO usE SArCasM fOnT. ★2
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Why would I care about where a mole live... ★3
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Ahem. Golden Girls was never funny. ★2
Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
Get pucked! ★2
Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26
He came last. ★4
Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26
Doesn't matter. Had sex. ★5
Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
You've weaponized his comment, you fool!... ★2
Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
Well said. I got your back fam. Don't wo... ★4
Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
Phew. Glad I don't idolize hookers. ★4
Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
Hey, gimme back my t-shirt! ★2
Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
Snowflakes with benefits ❄ ❄ ★2
Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
Lizard Of The Day: Donald Trump. Google ... ★6
Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
Nobody's going to space, mate!
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-17
Tr: "but they keep on sucking me back in... ★2
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
I always type <IWishToCreateAnEmptyComme... ★3
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
Tr: "Sorry, not sorry" http://explosm.ne... ★4
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
Empathy has a short half-life http://exp... ★3
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
It's their Leaden anniversary http://exp... ★1
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
Silent Bob origins ★4
Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
I bet he never misses leg day. ★1
Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
that sounds lile something an alt would ... ★6
Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
fanbase confusion intensifies ★5
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Don't sweat (unless you like sweating, i... ★2
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? ★2
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Welp i wont be commenting any longer on ... ★6
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Just think of your mom. Thinking of your... ★5
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Now I'm getting ads for bed wetting prod... ★2
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Yes, we're ★6
Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
Flagged. Reason: I'm in this comic and I... ★3
Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
Bummer. ★5
Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
Gay bedding. ★1
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
Cum. It's cum. ★2
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
BrockCrack Mountin' ★4
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
rockhardware* ★3
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
#DarkMatterLives ★1
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
Pepperidge Farm remembers you ★3
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
IRCHWIP are you okay? ★1
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
That'll teach them to go fooling around ... ★4
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
Neck romancer. ★2
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
Depressing true random week! http://expl... ★4
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
Gay! http://explosm.net/rcg/zxqutkqmf It... ★4
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
A lot less than my coming rate. Badum Ti... ★1
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
Its true. #FixYourComicDave.
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
As MR. TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON would... ★2
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
http://explosm.net/comics/668/ ★2
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
Scarfield
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
fwiw I've worked with quite a few dicks ... ★1
Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
B O Y L E !!! ★2
Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
Kris is on safari. ★5
Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
COVID-Preteen ★1
Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
Well that's roit. It is! Always apprecia... ★3
Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
I felt the same when I lit a fire in a c... ★4
Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
I harbor a deep suspicion that " going o... ★11
Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
relevance, Your Honor? ★1
Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
Is she blind? He's obviously holding it ... ★2
Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
Looks like one of those magic-eye pictur... ★2
Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
Tuatara: scissoring since 200 million BC... ★2
Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
mops perineum ★1
Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
Whoa, here's a blast from the past. how ... ★1
Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-26
Struggle snuggle. ★4
Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
Definitely in my top 10 Dave comics. Pro... ★2
Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
Then another fight. ★3
Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
Why not both? ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
I'll give the ol' college try. ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
It's shit. It's shit. It's shit. It's sh... ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
Tweaked version http://explosm.net/rcg/r... ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
Robert's got a quick hand He'll look aro... ★3
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
That made me expel a small amount of gas... ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
Check out deez guns. ★3
Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
Roberta -> Rob. ★2
Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
You crazy Texans, you. ★2
Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
no, but i wouldnt kick it out of bed if ... ★3
Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
Rob even called the file duringsex.png, ... ★4
Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
new short is out. Can't watch it, of cou...
Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
Ahahahahhahha. cut to fiddlediddle's cor... ★1
Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
Yes, that's what i meant My bad. ★3
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15
If you look closely enough, you can just... ★3
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
Shouldn't Dave have been playing Rapture... ★3
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
I thought it was called four-ex. ★2
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
The 1 2 Punch is a self-referential meta... ★2
Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
Now that I've read the comments, and che... ★1
Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
reminds me of the receptionist in Trial ... ★1
Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
sips whiskey Good times. Good times. ★3
Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
Two words, my friend... Ad Blocker. ★1
Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09
Holy shit you fucking killed him dude! ★7
Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
pro tip: never teabag the immolated. ★5
Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
and my name's not John. ★2
Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-07
I thought the same thing. In my mind i s...
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
shhhh! ★3
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
In light of today's revelations, I've up... ★4
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
Ethiopians. ★2
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
"or a life" would be painfully accurate.... ★7
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
Thanks for the non-badge btw. Doing good... ★6
Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-06
Now we know the real reason his comics a... ★12
Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
Kris' comic design process http://explos... ★9
Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
Two words, my friend....
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
Fuck sorry, meant to flag you, not favor... ★2
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
I did. shit, wrong alt ★2
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
Fly, you fools! ★2
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
But, but... ★1
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
No no. It wants you to drill your family... ★4
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
Seen plenty of tongues go in asses. That... ★3
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
WILSON!! ★1
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
*nob 'ell ★1
Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
Bollocks! How would ★4
Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
Really? i would have thought gun images ... ★4
Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
Blue shirt should count himself lucky th... ★1
Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
I'll save you the effort. Google always ... ★6
Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
Nothing you said there rhymes. Bad poet!... ★3
Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
yes. Please send 7.5 bitcoins to 3J98t1W... ★7
Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
Try going to a regular therapist instead... ★9
Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
She must have been prescient, describing...
Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
Oh and i almost forgot True Grit (2010) ... ★3
Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
Unforgiven if you want to watch a film w... ★4
Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22
Meh is a whatever drug. ★4
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22
Too far. ★1
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22
Tragedy in 3 panels http://explosm.net/r... ★4
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22
Let us know how that works out. ★3
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
http://explosm.net/rcg/wrisaoqmf ★3
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
Still gives me the creeps. ★1
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
Aghhhh! The mannequin has come to life! ★2
Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
Fatal accidents are always funny! ★2
Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18
must be one of them Walbiri fellas you w... ★4
Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18
UN-ACCEPTABLE! ★1
Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
* weird fanbase noises intensify * ★3
Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
Maybe clean its paddock once in a while.... ★3
Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
#JeSuisPinkShirt ★1
Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
Tell him he's dreaming. - Darryl Kerriga... ★1
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
i hAven't got the fAintest ideA. ★6
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
He also looks like the scammers from Ben... ★1
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
Is it true that he now refers to you as ... ★1
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
Hers wouldn't be that great. She'd have ... ★8
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
The ultimate skullfuck. ★4
Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11
They were playing chess. Chess boxing. ★1
Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
It's "so happy", to you buddy. ★1
Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10
"See, there are three kinds of people: d... ★6
Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
He's grim because his girlfriend told hi... ★3
Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-03
Dunno, but they're probably less weird t... ★3
Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
So if I give someone a pearl necklace, i... ★4
Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02
Try fucking Deez Nuts.
Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
★2
Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
"doing it with porpoise" ★7
Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
A cum and go. ★2
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
He can't moon anyone in daylight or it w... ★3
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
You were arrested on one count of sexual... ★3
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
A monster finally shows up, and Monster ... ★7
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
Always thought there was something dodgy... ★1
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
Dave continues to demonize the Green man...
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
I vant to suck your cock! ★4
Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
No need to be polite on our account. ★4
Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
In the biblical sense? ★2
Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
Kid looks like he could use a drink. htt... ★5
Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
But organic shitbags are all the rage. M... ★6
Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
They're called colostomy bags. ★5
Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
Not as good as this guy's http://explosm... ★4
Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
Philosophers have been debating that one... ★5
Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
So fucked is now a euphemism for lame? ★2
Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
is IMHFC still keeping a death count?
Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
Is it we are ?
Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
Yes Daddy. ★1
Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
It's cool. We're all friends here, right... ★2
Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
I guess it could be a coincidence. http:... ★3
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
It's the hill they want to die on. ★9
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
Don't forget the Great State of Texas! ★5
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
*orificer ★2
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
Please don't take off your belt Daddy! M... ★5
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
It's funny I guess. ★1
Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
So you live in Washington D.C., huh? ★1
Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
Cheer up! http://explosm.net/rcg/nitzrkw... ★3
Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
Anyone else like to read FDT's comments ... ★4
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
**play
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
Wax on. Wax off.
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
Retro comic of the day! ★3
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
It does suck. I got hearing aids last ye... ★2
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
Panel 4 looks like Green shirt is jackin... ★1
Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
Haven't seen Meeks around here for ages....
Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
Funny how people think they make the gun... ★6
Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
Dude, you are straight up scary the way ... ★3
Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
Fuck. I used the wrong account. ★2
Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
Then you'd shake it all about. ★2
Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
I think you're fission for comments. ★5
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
The magic of badly formed HTML. spooky .... ★1
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
ngl. Had no idea that was actually a wor...
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
You own a Finnish rock band?
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
Oh the irony. The Postmaster General doe... ★4
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
Big ups to my bro Green shirt.
Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09
Greenshirt's a loser if he has to pay fo... ★2
Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-08
really liking the pfp. Makes comments li... ★3
Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
Did you not see 3 comment boxes appear? ... ★3
Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
The suggestion of putting the rules in t... ★4
Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
Nice callback. ★1
Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
Plot twist. Mustard shirt was holding an... ★2
Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
Maybe there's still hope that they'll cl... ★5
Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
Whoa! Regulars getting thumped. Apparent... ★4
Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01
★5
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
Some of my minions have not been looking... ★2
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
FINISH HER! ★1
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
Damn blue shirt is fat. I'm out of breat... ★5
Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
Loser. Like anyone here ignores all the ... ★3
Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
Hope you weren't wearing them at the tim... ★3
Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
★5
Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
I bet Gerfird could have come up with a ... ★3
Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
*abuse ★2
Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
I think he's simulating sucking a dick. ★1
Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
Wait to see what he can do with that Fle... ★1
Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
Holy fuck. I never knew that existed. I ... ★1
Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
It was a really lame spam attempt, not e...
Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
And what are you afraid of most ly here ... ★2
Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
This blows my mind. No, wait, it just bl... ★2
Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
That's insane. ★2
Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
Or having your account deleted. ★3
Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
Boy, that was quick. ★1
Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
Congratulations, felicitations and salut... ★5
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
Imma get all my alts to favorite this. ★3
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
Jihaad noises intensify ★4
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
F ★1
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
She was there, 3000 years ago.
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
You?
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
Who's ass? ★2
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
Nice one Kris. Have a great SHAMBALA CHI... ★6
Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
F ellatio B utt I nspectors ★6
Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
Baby doesn't know how to spell foetal. *...
Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
No, you're not blind. You're stuck with ... ★3
Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
Maybe you could just give them the tip? ★3
Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
First? ★1
Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
I'll have mine warmed please, with some ... ★2
Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
*bigheadedness ★1
Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
I thought he looked like you tbh ★4
Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
Backwards Man alert levels intensify ★5
Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
I'm surprised that the shark didn't get ... ★6
Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
The weebs aren't impressed either. ★2
Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
Smutty doesn't rhyme with money/funny. M... ★1
Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
Wonder if you can play Candy Crush on it... ★2
Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
*I'm ★3
Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
It's just Winston Zeddemore making sure ... ★1
Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21
So it would just be cockademons then? ★2
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
69 comments. Niiiiice. Wait. Dammit. ★5
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
Nope, you overlooked that one. Feel free... ★1
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
http://explosm.net/comics/5018 ★1
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
Looks like he's using sports to get over... ★4
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
Did you count 5530? You didn't do a comm...
Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
They'll be okay tho. They're wearing the... ★2
Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
POIDH
Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
I wondered what happened to Special Ed's...
Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
Penny Trator. ★1
Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
The original Grandma Nasty® ★2
Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
drops trousers My God, you're right! ★2
Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11
*snot
Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11
Or, now stay with me here... or they're ... ★3
Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
And look what that got you.
Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06
Uplifting Comic Week! ★4
Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06
noice
Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
That's actually the popular misconceptio... ★4
Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
Prison life in a nutshell http://explosm... ★3
Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-04
This is what happens when he doesn't wea... ★2
Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-04-01
It's the only option. ★1
Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
You can leave your rat on ★5
Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
Got the dick burns to prove it. ★2
Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
Now that's a camp fire, if ever I saw on... ★2
Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
Two more victims of friendly fire. Press... ★5
Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31
I think that's a bit of a stretch. ★4
Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31
Great chat line. 9/11 would ring again. ★3
Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
'kay, 'kay, 'kay. ★2
Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
By D, you mean Dumbledore, right?
Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
I, too, am extraordinarily retarded. ★6
Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
If anyone's interested, I've uploaded th... ★4
Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
Off topic, with the imminent lockdown he... ★4
Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
You know it, bruh.
Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
Aw shit, here we go again. ★1
Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
That's the next panel. Jesus gives him C... ★3
Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
Jesus turned water into whine. ★5
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
Whoa. We have a literati in our midst.
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
Bro u really suck at limericks. ★2
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
Meh.
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
Can confirm. Just created another alt an... ★1
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
made me laugh. have a star.
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
Cool, there's exactly 100 comments. Hmm.... ★1
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
Speshul Source.
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
An Italian with coronavirus.
Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
What's up with the face in panel 2? Look... ★1
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
An ass isn't supposed to look like that?...
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
And then you all fucked, right? ★3
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
Would have been more realistic if they h... ★1
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
\o
Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
Well if it ain't Fiona Apple, I don't gi... ★1
Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
Lifehacks? ★1
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
Panel 2: C&H commenters waiting for a ne... ★3
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
Beat me to it.
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
Um, i think he's actually referring to S... ★1
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
You are now my enemy.
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
Sure, we all know that, but Rock has a h... ★4
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
Backup slogan "Together we can lick dick... ★3
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
So, not a gamer?
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
None of 'em beat shotgun.
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
A kowateka
Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
Nice tits. Shame about the face.
Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-02
Don't get mad. Get even bigger tits. ★1
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight...
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
That's some hardcore Dave face. ★2
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
Idiot. Should have invested it all in Bi... ★2
Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
Jesus never farts, cos he's got no Rs. ★2
Comment to comic 3801 on 2020-02-21
Prescient.
Comment to comic 3801 on 2020-02-21
In my book, he can do whatever he likes ...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21
Brian has a history of selflessness. htt... ★7
Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
The filename is cheesesandwich3.png, yet... ★1
Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
In Russia, you don't get joke. Joke gets...
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17
Homedy.
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17
Me'ico!
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
Fuck me. 16 votes and counting, and i on...
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
That's cold, bro. Icee cold. ★1
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
Maybe he's just bad at Math? ★2
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
My balls. http://explosm.net/comics/1465...
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
I need new glasses. I read that as Japan...
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
You can start by benching 400lb. Worked ... ★2
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
Two guys, one cup.
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
Works for Batman.
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
So he was the protagonist, and you were ... ★6
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
*Graypeshirt ★1
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
That kid needs some eye bleach. ★1
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
Yep. You'll die.
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
I vote for pen is; mightier than the swo... ★3
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
Remember: Fuck me, fuck my bois. ★2
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
Hmmm... Fuck.
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
Cutting remark. ★1
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
Pedobear gettin' less subtle in 2090. ★1
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
Most indeedy! strokes beard . Merry Chri... ★2
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
Only if he rapes the pigeons. ★3
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Asshole. ★4
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Fuck yeah. That's better. I'll wait it o... ★2
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04
This comic just makes me angry for reaso... ★2
Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
Asshole. ★2
Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
Asshole Week confirmed! ★2
Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
fuck nose. ★1
Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
Asshole. ★5
Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
Or just cut to the chase and call it Ass... ★5
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02
Sticking those peppers up his ass rectum...
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
Some Icee cream. ★2
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
Peppa Pig.
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
aaaaaaaaahhhhhaaa ah. das hot. das hot.
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
There definitely should have been a bone...
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
I'll set up a GoJokeMe page. Please give... ★4
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
Lol fag. ★2
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-02-01
???? ★1
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
Were you aiming to evolve into a plushie...
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
You don't even have a nose, which makes ...
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
Roger that.
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
Are you O-Gay Ani? ★3
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
PTSD intensifies
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
Starring Heath Ledger , as the skeleton ... ★2
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
We're all Doctor Shirt. ★1
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
Heh, this is like really funny. ★1
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
Down to F. ★1
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
Her Funt.
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
Yeah, and where's Sherlock? ★3
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
The missing 4th panel shows blueshirt fu...
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27
Ta Da! Username changed. ★1
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
"When life gives you lemons, don't make ... ★2
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
fan-base disappointment intensifies ★1
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
Holy Guacamole! These boomer comics are ... ★3
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I saw it after I...
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
Mario? ★2
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
I thought Stan deflowered you. ★1
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
Given your badge, I'm not surprised that... ★1
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
Pretty sure it was China,
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
GET TO THE TOOOMA! ★1
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
And so...
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
yeah you like that don't you, bitch?
Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
good comment for the next comic. ★1
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
Aw shit, here we go again.
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
Nah stay. I get off on your shit. guh ★1
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
DCW confirmed! ★2
Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
fuckable...
Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
turdlettes
Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
And taking a piss is very different to t... ★2
Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
This is how I imagine a typical day for ... ★4
Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
Ah what the heck, it's New Year's Eve. Y...
Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
Hogwash. That's like saying gays don't c... ★1
Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
That depends; does your dick look like a...
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-31
..Toss a coin to your Führer, oh valley ...
Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
Well it would help if you took your cock... ★1
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
Crumbs! No new comic yet. Here's an rgc ... ★2
Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
He stopped throwin' horns. Big mistake. ★1
Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
OK. Merry Christmas. ★1
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24
But, Santa!
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24
Breast implants and labiaplasty. She sho... ★2
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
Egg nog is Santa's cum? ★3
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
Get tusked. ★2
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
*suck it poofta*
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Does that make it a poone? ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Whoa! Whoa! Don't bring that irl bs in h... ★5
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Robonacho! ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Equally importantly, did you buy a poopr... ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
A Jimbie. ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Thanks Kris, the thought of a gap in the... ★4
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Kris, this is mailman8 but there's no ma...
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
canned laughter intensifies
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
He's selling penises?!? ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Cha ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
He's alt-right. The best kind of right. ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Dave left that vibrator up his arse too ... ★2
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
We are all alts of The Dorothy; ergo, we...
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
Too chicken to call it RoboDave. ★2
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
I think you've been reading too many of ... ★3
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
Yes.
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
Looks like the robot is missing a screw.... ★3
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-16
So he's The Highlander. Deal with it. ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
But there may be benefits. http://explos... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
I like the way he's misty-eyed only in t... ★4
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-13
Weird Gex but ok. ★1
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
She's also had the most comments favorit... ★2
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
https://pineight.com/cnhsearch.py?detail... ★1
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
Annie are you okay?
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
and then you realised they're just frien... ★1
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
This one? https://pineight.com/cnhsearch...
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
Je suis Jim.
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
some assembly required. ★4
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Are you..... Orange Shirt? ★1
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Is this Jeopardy? If so the question is:... ★2
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
You say shit like that all the time ★1
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
She deserves to be un conscious.
Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
Yeah, it's overrated.
Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
Doinaldh!
Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
Oooh, a new cellmate. Tasty. ★4
Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-11-30
wElL iF yOu SaY sO ★2
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Even.
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Pow! Straight to the Moon! ★1
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Shoulda named him Red Bull. ★3
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Those fingers make Green Shirt look like... ★2
Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
Now lookit you've done, idiot. You've wo...
Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
Hey shut it you! We've been told to say ... ★2
Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
Bart's in his teens now.
Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
We're pleading the 5th on this, your hon...
Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
Panel 3: tfw i post under the wrong alt.... ★4
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
Can't.... ★1
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
I counted 124.
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
Correct. It was a right cock up. ★2
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
Fleshlights?
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
1st 2 panels good. Last one a bit meh. ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
Welp, I'm out. ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
Looking forward to watching this ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
So who drew "spooky" on your face?
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
Damn autocorrect. *douche. ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
Touche.
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
Soylent covered this a few hours ago. Th... ★2
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
Kris does not return the wave. Kris is s... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
I better get my eyes tested; I was sure ...
Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
Care to explain the meaning of 'borkin'?...
Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
Bye bye oxygen_theif once the mods get a... ★1
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-19
http://explosm.net/comics/268/ ★2
Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-19
Can't wait to see what she does with her...
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
Your last sentence made me laugh. ★1
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
I thought that was kept in a small brief... ★5
Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
CoolerGay? ★3
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
Anne Frank's ashes. She got fired too. ★5
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
Burrito
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
When flagging CoolerGuy, I'm selecting O... ★3
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
Joak. ★1
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
If the son said "knock knock" rather tha... ★6
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
Do you even lift, bro? ★1
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
You tit. ★3
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
Forget to wear your bra again? ★1
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
Looks like Zsasz lost all his money gamb...
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
Two guys. One cup. ★3
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
You can either do the lazy-ass option an...
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
I think there's too much violins in TV s... ★3
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
Full Stop! ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Oh my! ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
splat
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Do not speak dead of the ill ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Your face is Hot. Wait.... ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Here I sit, broken-hearted. Paid ten cen... ★1
Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
CaNe AnD dIsAbLeD wEeK
Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
Interesting. This comic is hippy2.png, a...
Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
You'll be fine. It's a minor affliction.... ★3
Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
Eaasy killer. We're not looking for trou... ★2
Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
So he's got eyes in the back of his head... ★4
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
Don't knock petty gratification! That's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
He squeezes them to see if they're ripe ... ★3
Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
when you put them side by side, I find t...
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
Would you like to supersize that for onl... ★1
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
Looks suspiciously like the back door to...
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
A real man uses autocorrect. ★4
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
Guys Who Give Birth? ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
It's funny cos it's true.
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
So she's 111 years old.... hE's FuCkInG ... ★2
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
Lets take a pole. ★1
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
Remember the Flying Dutchman? ★5
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
I cried the whole time ★1
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
I heard she wasn't that great. Always in... ★1
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
SpiderDick, SpiderDick; does whatever a ... ★3
Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
freakin' head off...
Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
Ah shit, here we go again.
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
★1
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
Thanks. That will insure that I don't ma... ★1
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Do you really think that will effect the...
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Not me and mine. My comments are way dow...
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Here's the full video if you're interest... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25
Only alts. ★2
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25
It's ok, honey. We can work it out.
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
I wonder if this is Dave's reaction to t... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
Applies copious quantity of Clorox
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
So a colostomy bag would be analogous to... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
Panel 4: He whips out his eggplant and g... ★3
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
She needs to kick that piece of shit to ...
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
I thought 14 and 88 was more your thing....
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Not so bad when you've got a pet rabbit.... ★3
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Dora the Explorer? He pawed 'er?
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" ★3
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
I initially thought that green shirt was...
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
UPLIFTING COMIC WEEK! Also, first bitche...
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Especially when you waste all your time ... ★2
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Or an elephant head g-string? https://ww... ★1
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Hai Chris o/
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Hardcore. none of that pussy 220v shit. ★2
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
All four at the same time, which coincid... ★3
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Thank fuck for that. Please keep it. ★3
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Who took the pube from the pube jar?
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
Clocks don't come in cans. Spam comes in...
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
I'm not biased; I hate them all equally.... ★6
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
"Climate change isn't real" . Sounds lik... ★6
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
Aha! I always suspected that you were a ... ★5
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
Sounds like one of your special moves. ★1
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
She must be one hell of a slow mover if ... ★1
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
Personally I'm not surprised. Consistent... ★5
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
What? What? What? - Kyle's Mom
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
The only explanation for this comment is... ★2
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Just stating the facts, Ma'am. ★1
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
We haven't seen what he does with the co... ★1
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Make Ted Bear 3!!
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Hey DCT, welcome back. Where you been? D... ★5
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Plot twist: It's a shark in a bear suit.... ★2
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Don't forget the short http://explosm.ne... ★2
Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
filename is easy ; should have been 2gir... ★9
Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
You're a 10" tall doll. What would you e...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
He just phoned in to say that he's busy ... ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
A teenager with an excessive knowledge o... ★2
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
...at the same time. ★3
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
Awww fiddle diddles!
Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08
AAUGH! Thumbs and fingers, thumbs and fi... ★2
Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-07
One square meal a day, roof over his hea... ★1
Comment to comic 2442 on 2019-10-07
Much
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07
It would explain why your boyfriend's le... ★2
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30
eh ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30
That's the royal "we" isn't it? ★2
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
I'm afraid of heights ★1
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
This made me laugh. I feel like favoriti... ★1
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
All I know is that it's NOT SHREK!
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
If it really is XNC then it will be all ... ★3
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30
Eye didn't see that coming. ★5
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
And she will fucking kill him.
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
AND he doesn't understand, which makes h... ★3
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
She identifies as a bullfrog, you gender... ★2
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Thug life referenced this 108 comments a... ★1
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
I think it's very rood of Blueshirt, not...
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Bojack Horseman. ★1
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Hi, not "proud.". I'm Dad! ★1
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Was she offering free drinks?
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
Caution: contains nuts ★6
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
nobody cares. ★3
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
Thanks for the review. I've added it to ...
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
That would explain why most of my posts ... ★2
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
Is that where BWAH! has gotten to? ★1
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
Scout falls to a clumsy, eternally painf...
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
..faire? ..vivre? ★1
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27
That's odd, mine usually matches yours. ★5
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27
is now. ★6
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27
Are..are.. you Donald Trump irl? ★2
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
He said Captain...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Or your soul
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
*Hosey
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
just curious, cos I have nfi what I aske...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
U illagerin' me?
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Mmmmm..... microbeads
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Sweetie
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
sharpens pitchfork
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
and been dead for 30 years ★3
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Check for microbeads. CYNTHIA! may have ... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Maybe this is how he started out. If it ... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
are you ok, DragonY?
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
And cat shit if my cat's anywhere close.... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Death notice update please IMHFC. ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
*brokener ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
True. I forgot that you've been secured ... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
No fair. Most of your yelling is cries f... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25
I use my ventriloquism skills to make my...
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Scout dies a fiery, painful death ★1
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Stop! Hammer Time! ★2
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23
Noice ★1
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23
Yeah, but everyone made it back alive fr...
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Oh shit. Peace day. wonders what to do w...
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Don't throw your life away, son. You onl... ★3
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
She's menofastforwardal.
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Solid defense. Worked well for the Menen... ★2
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Looking at you Tomb Raider. ★1
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
repetition!!
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
repetition!! ★1
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Bludgers all on the dole again.
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
The wad of paper looks (to me) like a cu... ★8
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
Ah! That explains all the sucky jokes. ★6
Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16
nice badge tho ★1
Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
About quarter to three?
Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
No, I think you misunderstand. I W A N T...
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
She dead, bro. She dead. ★2
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
?
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
Lazy Susan ★4
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
On an unrelated note, it looks like Gerf... ★1
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
Absolutely. But I'll need you to put dow... ★4
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
and how'd that work out for ya? ★2
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
Well if he's carrying Ideonella sakaiens...
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
Nice find. Good review. I really want to...
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
You didn't call in sick, so still gonna ... ★1
Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-14
Yeah. We all know the cat is an asshole....
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-10
http://explosm.net/comics/5347/
Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
Is it... you?
Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
Plot twist: Green shirt is the company c... ★2
Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
Toilet humour. Rob's happy place.
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
Ma Pappy calls it Hillbilly Face Cream. ...
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
That and the fact that he keeps a pair o...
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
I know, I've seen the videos. All of the... ★2
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
Alvin Purple ★1
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
Absolutely
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
Once rigor mortis kicks in, you'll be se... ★2
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
I find your lack of will disturbing. ★1
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
The LEET comic!! ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
I'd say they have a grainy texture. Prob... ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
That's not a nightstick. THIS IS A NIGHT... ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
CAS are you okay? ★2
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02
I get the impression that Dan doesn't ha...
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
Buttman ★5
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
( . Y . ) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) ★3
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-09-01
This is not the ass you are seeking
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
Boom! ★2
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
I''m quite excited now.
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
Void bastards? Sounds intriguing. Tell m...
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
classic episode. ★1
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
Ow Ow, it's still going. ★4
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31
This is the only reasonable explanation
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31
Curried Lamb? Yes please!
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
One up the bum, no harm done! ★5
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
Fuck, why not? Okay
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
Last panel should have been an animated ... ★2
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
I like the way that the hand falls from ... ★2
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JymfHFT...
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Huh. I thought you were the king of Wipe...
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
ey? just working on my Canadian accent ★1
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Um, doc, I think you just overdosed him.... ★1
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
That's the third time. You'd think he'd ...
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Sounds like a gas. ★3
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
We're all good. ★3
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
BUDDHAMEH DAVE! ★1
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Here's some ★4
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Thanks ★2
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
They cut your cock off?!?
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Did u forget to use irony font?
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
Probably Wild Turkey. That stuff tastes ... ★3
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
Mr Lahey was Hercules?
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
Simple solution: stop sitting on whisky ... ★6
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
ASS WEEK!! ★2
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
Woah! No need to get all racist.
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
I don't know what you just said, but I f... ★4
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-24
Fuck you. You made me squint.
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-24
hahahaha! I swear I didn't even realise ...
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
No Cómo ★2
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
Word of the day: owns ★1
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
Literally ★6
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
I thought you were referring to this htt...
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
Yuo muts bee def too hayt spech?
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
Soo the English Mafia are no more? ★1
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
I hate smug bastards. Not a joke. Just p...
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
Greedy little bastard took three slices.... ★4
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-23
That's 1896, for those playing along at ...
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23
Sure. As usual, I'll supply the cream.
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23
Tempting, but I've got enough already . ...
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
Initiating Kerb Stomp Protocol
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
That sounds like a job for Robot Jesus, ...
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
★5
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
Ah come on, I bet Jew did. ★3
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
? ★2
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-19
Here's a good place to start https://e-h... ★2
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
In Panel 4, Blue Shirt's mouth looks mor...
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
But are any of them worth living? ★2
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
You sick bastard.
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Whoa! Whoa! Settle down there Kim Jong-u... ★1
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Nope, it's a crass sell-out. The origina... ★2
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
No, but you'll get some hella chafing.
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Fuck me, that's an actual game. Is there... ★2
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
They're being farmed for gamer pee. How ... ★2
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Sounds like your AI is having an existen... ★3
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
Sorry not sorry?
Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13
*facepalm* How did I not see that? It's ...
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11
How many times must cuntmuffin look at a... ★4
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11
But that was the last thing he said. ★2
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11
"What are you doing, you little twit?!"
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Better test it for AIDS.
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
3/10
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
On my phone that finger's about a quarte... ★2
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Oh I see. Trying to pull the old we're i...
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
(sip) dies
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Tricky little bastards imo
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Right up until the point where they come... ★1
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
I just like to be entertained while I'm ... ★2
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
This ★2
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Karen are you ok?
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
And I'm sticking with it.
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
But aren't you nailing Anne Frank? ★3
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
U mean Satin?
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
The Judgmentals ★3
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06
Oh. Well, carry on then.
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06
Does that mean the end of sir positive? ... ★5
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
Yes.
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06
Heey, you're back from the dead. Coincid...
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06
Probably Italian. ★1
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
Drink antifreeze Beverley. ★1
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
Panel 2: mfw when my meal contains shell...
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
Did know that king Leopold II never visi... ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
Those clips don't fill em selves ya know...
Comment to comic 4845 on 2019-08-02
Vote Dog! He's a good boy!
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
It's like that movie Multiplicity. We've...
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
Sure am. But thru God's grace I will be ...
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
You killed my Something. Prepare to die....
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
u mad?
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
dude gotta have downtime sometime. ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
Anne's what he's now named his right han... ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
buys lophu8 a new mop ★2
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
No disrespect to LOL_REX (R.I.P.), but t... ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
It makes me want to puke. Please never c...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
aww snap ★2
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
This comic is breathtaking! ★4
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
I think she did too; I was parodying it ...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
Yay for bad things happening to bad peop... ★1
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
How on God's green earth did you get 2⁴?... ★2
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
*morality
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
satisfying, isn't it?
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Ah what the hell. Go for it.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Our pennyfarthing horses? http://explosm...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
After the Pulitzer, he'll be in line for... ★1
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Please don't.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
I always thought he was a planktonic cop...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
I'd hit the roof.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Alka-Seltzer
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Doesn't take Nostradamus to predict that...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Well there you go, I never knew there wa... ★1
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Good find. I'm guessing that this is a n...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Bro, like an asshole after a bowl of chi... ★3
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Double-whipped.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
My money was already on this being an al...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
This is seriously getting better by the ...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Meh, it's already 5 installments past it... ★2
Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
extra thot.
Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
Hot out of the oven? ★1
Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
I'm really liking this theme. Please don...
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
Every time I read this comment I imagine...
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
Fucking hell. How could the poor bitch s...
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
*inserts penis in rectum
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26
Ban OC!
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26
You'd be surprised how often I hear that... ★1
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
Couldn't find any shrimp, but I do have ...
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
Go watch a Ben Affleck movie marathon.
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
Fuuuuuck, now the bar's underground. ★3
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
*rigid
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
Not setting the bar real high there ★1
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
Comment of the day? ★2
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
Sorry to pull the rug out from under you... ★1
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
Or a prostate exam?
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
Suck my ══════❥❥❥❥❥
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
No he couldn't have. Mitch actually exis...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
That only works for "professional" hangi... ★7
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Looks like the headstone is throwing gra...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
FORGET THE SEX! No way man. No. fucking.... ★1
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Stop it! You're making it hard for me no... ★3
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
no boner? ★1
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
so close!
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
...while performing autoerotic asphyxiat...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
please sign here..... NOoooooo!!!
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
...bitches are gonna be dust.
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Can't be. It doesn't start with that fuc...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
*weak ★1
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
What's so funny about a car museum?
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Shouldn't you be taking Niagra ? or are ...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
Now your good to go.
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
Even funnier without the last three word... ★1
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
So what if he smells? Some people can't ... ★2
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
Thank fuck.I was getting worried. Also, ...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
Say that in German!
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
Maybe just me, but I think flagging BWAH... ★4
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
looks at watch Spammers are late today. ...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
Admit it. You just want to see her strip... ★1
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
No, but the molluscs were off the fuckin...
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
Was he hit by a flying cumwad?
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
Hey IcedBibster, don't be afraid.
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
I've got my Ghettopoly board.
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
FOR SPARTA!!
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-13
So you're an asshat?
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-13
Israel Folau does not approve!
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-12
That was a totally sincere comment. I'm ...
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
That joke is re pulse ive. ★1
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
that's from when she got him with her di...
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
Dammit! I brought party favors.
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
I'm most surprised that you have limitat...
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
What's this behind your ear? sound of lo... ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
Vale lophu8! Your barely decipherable po...
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
But they wouldn't be using Shrek's image...
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
Is scunt a portmanteau of scout/cunt?
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
No he just has ADHD.
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
Nicely nuanced nearly non gender-specifi... ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
On the other hand , I would definitely b...
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
sniff ...they grow up so fast. ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
James says you weren't supposed to tell ...
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
DO THE MATH, MOTHERFUCKER! ★1
Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
This is facts.
Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
You missed a BWAH bro. ★1
Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07
Whoa, whoa! Remember the whole loss of m...
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
*flog
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
Totally agree with the 'no ironic userna... ★4
Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02
I'm not convinced that you did.
Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02
Spoiler Alert!: it is ★2
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
Harsh but fair
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
No way, get bucked, buck off!
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
angry noises
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
It's from a manga story called 'Gyo Ugom...
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
An enlightened individual that the illum... ★1
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-29
I've already got that one. Get your own ...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-29
Hoes chris?
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-29
Yes I do, because this has been covered ...
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
Feeling lonely?
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
Maybe.
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28
Seems way out of proportion in panel 3. ... ★3
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28
Nicely done on 5183. I thought we were g... ★2
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
Poidh
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
Where's Clorox Bleach when you need him?...
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21
I don't know how to respond to that. So ... ★1
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21
Do you even lift bro? ★3
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
Just think of it as a cock with bonus ti... ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
For some reason I expected your comment ... ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
Of course. Dave only draws futa. ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
Go back and read all of FunnyStuff6969's... ★4
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
Yes.
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
Looks weird without muzzle flash in pane...
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
My nipples explode with delight.
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
Money wasn't the issue. It's a really ni...
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
Comments like "One life is bigger than t...
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
Pretty sure Bill's got Dave-face right n... ★3
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-14
Gimme water, gimme wine Gonna show you a...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Also said members. Ha Ha.
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Sure can. How do you think I got these b...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Why do I have the feeling that this is o...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
There you go; I always envisaged Ed as a...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
and Snipr's AI stories ★3
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trai...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
thanks for fucking the comment layout.
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
np. Just get James Charles to lick it fr...
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-10
You can't go! I heard it's going to be B... ★1
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-10
I may have failed geometry, but I know a... ★7
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Perfectly. Well done. ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
We've evolved while you were away, old t... ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Good ol' Lorena didn't actually kill Joh... ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
That's what I said. I'm trying to get a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
That new pfp is really fucked up. ★2
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Going by the level of action taken on 99... ★3
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Gay
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
I think dad's regretting having kids and... ★1
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
What you talkin bout, Willis?!?
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
I think this captures the essence of thi...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Haha! You said bottom.
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Edgy ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
that's the joke!
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-06-05
To the tune of Two Little Boys... Two li... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
His parents probably caught him posting ... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
It's not racist if it's true.
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Gang... bang? ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Licensed to Thrill
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
It does feel good to be out of the rain.... ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
I eight it when that happens. ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Don't forget to invite Poopcatapult ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Mother Superior.
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Plot twist: You are! ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Darkness, my old friend ★1
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
In the tits. I hear they like it there.
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
"The Moor the Merrier" Tag line for Othe... ★2
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
DURR ★2
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
No, it came in the 2nd place.
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Of course, 7.62 cm would be an outrageou... ★1
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
this is why the metric system wins. If g... ★1
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Tablet strong ★2
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
I see what you mean; you both have green... ★3
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
D ick
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
You're not half wrong there, chum. ★2
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
Where did you pull that one from? Oh wai... ★5
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
He's baaack!
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-06-02
No. naM sdrawkcaB is worse. Much much wo...
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-06-02
Lead slugs in the Land of Hugs ★1
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
Aw Man!
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-06-02
married to the mob
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-06-02
so close
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-02
Dorothy has three!
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-02
From looking at old comments, that feeli... ★1
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
silent screaming
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
This is how the whole "monster in the cl... ★3
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
Haggord as got imself a bagge!
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31
I kinda thought that would bring you out... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
No need to worry about naM sdrawkcaB any... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Spoiler: The next comic will be a Rob. ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
No, it's The Rachel. My mom is a huge Fr... ★2
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
I do like this one https://www.reddit.co...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
a new one.
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
I...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
Heresy!!
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
oh snap! ★2
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
You've got to watch that stuff. One too ...
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
SILENCE!! ★1
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
The backstory for McNuggets? ★1
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
2, 4, 6, 8! IcedBibster's gonna masturba... ★5
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
my dick is so anti-social, all its frien... ★1
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20
I don't want to judge, but whatever you'... ★2
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20
I've always pictured you as a swallow
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
se banditry is the way of life for meee!...
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
He let you win. That's part of his groom... ★3
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19
AF (Also Funny) ★2
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19
Basically by using the same hack to repl... ★4
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
wtf, you've already posted a 'day number...
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
nothing wrong with a verandah over the t... ★2
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
Shiiit! now we need another Cynthia! sup...
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
Kill Bill.
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
The GummyBears Handbook? ★1
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
The Man Who Loved Children ★2
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Yes, and he's probably got the dick to m...
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
That's gonna be the saurus cock by tomor... ★2
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-14
Fag sat rosily!
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
https://morsecode.scphillips.com/transla...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
*engorge
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
you are the joke . ٩(^‿^)۶
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Probably why we haven't heard from the p... ★3
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Vainui vinaka e nomu volau
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
I like your pfp tho.
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Kids don't pay taxes! Those pesky little...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Nice post, but I've got to ask.. did you...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
You created an account just so you could... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Don't make eye contact! It will enrage h... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
:spicy:
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Well done. A 4-star achievement.
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Well I was referring to the ones who wer...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
So by your reasoning, the 9/11 jumpers w...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
wouldn't know. I don't get invited to pa...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
ok. my bad.
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
Let's see who blinks first hahahahaha
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
Uh Oh. Looks like he's still reading the...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
That arsehole wouldn't know a good joke ... ★1
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-13
Hopefully he wasn't flying in a 737 MAX.... ★1
Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13
while doing the dishes. You want more 'd... ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-05-13
An act of greed on a mountaintop treed. ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
I know bronies don't have a sense of hum...
Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-13
what sick sort of shit is that? You need...
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-13
Are you saying that's not normal? ★2
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
Hey baby. Feel like a tenty-ʇǝu? ★1
Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13
Probably stopped to install a toilet cam... ★2
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12
.. and a neat little red box, you ungrat... ★1
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12
Krieg is the playable Psycho class chara...
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11
Fistr
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11
85/100
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11
That and "what the fuck are those creepy...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
Well that shattered my delusion that you... ★5
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
nice, dude
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
*retarded
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
Holy mindfuck, Batman! I thought he was ... ★1
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
I have my doubts that the old reverse-ps... ★2
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
Thank You! I thought I did too.
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
I like to think that the flaggot chose r... ★1
Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08
Fuck Off!
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
Oh, and first and foremost gay af.
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
Ha Ha! No peener!
Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08
Feelings of... ravenous hunger .
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
Shouldn't there be tentacles if it's hen...
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
You sure that's a gif? I've been staring... ★1
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
Fuck sake! That's 5 in a row.
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
Edgy choice. BTW, you appear to have Cro...
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
Neck not thicc enough. Bad baby!
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
google "uruguay flight 571"
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
I just checked with Dorothy, and she sai... ★2
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
We had an agreement not to mention it. T...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
Yes, but with a blowtorch of course.
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
Yo might even say he was shit scared.
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
Not true. My first thought was that they...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
OK, so you did click it. I preferred pan...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
sucks air noisily thru teeth
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
Admit it. You didn't even click on the l... ★3
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05
Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes ...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04
or , and this may sound cray cray, maybe...
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04
Ah, fullstop week, eh? Got the grammar n...
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04
I thought he had picked a gnome up by th... ★2
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04
Dental work, most likely. Even those mar...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04
I'm sorry for your loss. ★2
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04
I'm sooo tempted to favorite and flag yo... ★2
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03
George was a violent criminal, so orange... ★2
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03
Looks like he's buried in cocaine. So, m... ★1
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03
butt ugliness makes me queasy
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03
Or, you could bludgeon them to death wit...
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03
I thought his dad was Hitler? Now I'm co...
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03
That was more egregious than terrible. ★1
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
Plus an old car engine they wanted to ge...
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
*Polarbears
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
Roblox itself may not do ads (wouldn't k...
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
Hey, at least it's not roblox
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
I like to think of spurious flags as the...
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
itz fuk
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
C'mon, do you really want to go around s...
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
Bit too cheesy for my tastes
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
No, you're not entitled to a discount.
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
George Carlin's stand-up routine about t... ★4
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
Yeah those roblox ads give me the shits....
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
Thicc ★1
Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
Ditching the ladies in Hades ★5
Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
Dead dude is obviously into bears.
Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
You like that, don't you Bitch!
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29
You're high, aren't you? ★2
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29
Perhaps you could use the Bristol Stool ...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29
You telling me they're not anymore? Agit... ★2
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26
Yep.
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
Your dick has a zip?
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
以免我们忘记
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
Latte!
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
No problem! If you like that one, wait t...
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
You should know better than to start tha...
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
Don't you mean ¿?
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
They shall grow not old, as we that are ... ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
I thought you were gonna say it was one ...
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
So his mom is Mother Fuckers? ★2
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
Although you do lose points for trying t...
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
Nice work on the hat shadow.
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24
anal fisher
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24
Just kidding! Your shit constantly surpr... ★1
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24
No, they're all just my new alts, and th... ★1
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24
Gay is redundant in that statement
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24
Channelling Special Ed today, are we? ★2
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23
Meh, it's not that big a deal.
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23
Who says?
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-04-23
Shot to hell in a place that sounds swel... ★1
Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22
nailed it
Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22
nope. hand staying down
Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22
Dude you just get better with age. Like ...
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
Which Shrek could do easily by painting ...
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
Or maybe a Shrek/Rick and Morty crossove...
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
So basically Edward Penishands. https://... ★1
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
*bum
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
*in
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
I'm a mountain man and I love mountain w...
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
shakes violently
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
Try giving more blowjobs. The cum helps ... ★1
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
Just these guns ★4
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
And they solved my Rubik's cube in 8 sec...
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
Ain't nobody got time for that shit! ★2
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19
Dammit! You beat me to it. I was going t... ★1
Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17
You actually got a hard-on?
Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17
kiwi fruit most likely, given his gay-as...
Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15
Poopcatapult & IMHFC are to blame for th... ★5
Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15
*gore
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
Yes.
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
If you look closely at Covarr, you will ... ★4
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
I tried to have sex with a sheep. it wen... ★3
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
Hey Dorothy! Can you help this poor guy ... ★3
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!! ★2
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
hYuk, hYuk, hYuk!
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
Still running with that one? Good for yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
Dave is af
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
For the next comic, my money is on him g... ★2
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-12
Soooo, next we see sentient bowling pins...
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-12
Good luck on the next one, Dave. You fuc... ★2
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12
Shoot straight, Tommy. Don't let the bas...
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
I just checked with Art; he disagrees.
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
pulls pin ★1
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
I thought polaroids we're created when a... ★2
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
I expected Sonic to be a lot faster than... ★4
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
Hey buddy, I think you need to come down...
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
I find shutting the browser and restarti...
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
★1
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
or buff ★1
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
№. Just №.
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
Interesting theory. Most interesting. st... ★1
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
That's Mr. dad to you, Sunshine.
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
Nor I
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
Hi, confused! ★4
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10
I was going to post a comment but I deci... ★1
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
The fact that you spelt it 'fortnite' ju...
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
citation needed
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
P.s. this comic would have been a darn s...
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
Meh. Kid's better off without that deadb... ★2
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
I too would do damn near anything for a ... ★4
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08
Nope, just too hungover on Sunday mornin...
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08
Clear cut case of child abuse
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08
,...GUHHH ★1
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08
alleged friends. What have they done for...
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08
AND AND THERE ARE OVER 300 LETTERS IN TH... ★2
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
This comic isn't depressing. Sitting at ... ★7
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
yes, and not on other people either. ★1
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
Twice! Those fucking French were sadisti... ★1
Comment to comic 1673 on 2019-04-06
No. No they wouldn't.
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
What the hell sort of wood do you work w...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
Your cock can talk the talk, but can it ... ★2
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
Fuck that clone of yours. Now anytime yo...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
I love the internet. The place where you... ★4
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
You are correct. Have a shiny gold star....
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
I can't fight this feeling, deep inside ...
Comment to comic 5066 on 2019-04-06
An electrical apprentice! That's shockin... ★1
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
Jim, not Jim? I'm confused.
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
Just used Pino's site to check and there... ★1
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06
'Ello son. Better watch yer mouth, or I'...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
Nope. Looks like he's sticking to his gu...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
bahaahaha! Here, take all my stars. ★2
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
yeah. what;s up with that shit?
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
UN.AC.CEPTABLE
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
Probably landed on his yeezys and reboun...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
He got taken out by a cracker with an AR... ★4
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
Did you succeed? ★1
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05
It's a bowl of his own cold piss... fed ... ★2
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05
Sorry brah, my bruh isn't the smartest a...
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05
Rang the bell and kicked the bucket. He ... ★4
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05
I think the joke is that his Dad used to...
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05
Given half a chance, cancer would kill K... ★1
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03
Needs more survivor bell. ★9
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
Btw, you don't remember but we're lovers... ★1
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
They always do. sniff
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
No! God NO!
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
... Dorothy's not in the kitchen making ... ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
Seriously? You blew the back of your hea... ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
Sure as Hell will be now, with that God-...
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
Blech!
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
That one's definitely loaded. ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
Hope you get ogre it soon. ★3
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
more pics. Definitely more pics.
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02
NOW that's more like it!
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
Flaggy. The hero we deserve, but not the...
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
Totally agree. I think that the comic's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
Fair enough
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
hai to me ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
Dad's distraught 'cos have you priced am... ★1
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
Maybe it was one of those joke guns, and... ★3
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30
I think he's just letting the pfp do the... ★3
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
Hell is other commenters
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
right now, I have to go with lophu8. Rea... ★1
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
Like X.N.C.'s heart.
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
FBI ma'am. Care to explain how you know ... ★2
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
yes?
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
No.
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
Mom's are the worst, aren't they? ★5
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
If they're happy turning out this stuff,... ★1
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
2019.03.29 Mark it in your diaries, peop...
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26
I'm not sure that some dude with a pfp t...
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
and then grind them, and make some bread... ★2
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
K
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
Should've.
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
It.
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
Yes.
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
You don't happen to resemble a chocolate... ★1
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
I was going to say B), but the fucking c... ★3
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
The one I remember the most is where I w... ★6
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
You do seem very smart, so it must be ve... ★1
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
no?
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18
Never heard of it. Sure you don't mean o...
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18
What's a hollander? ★2
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18
I second that motion
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17
...cos you missed a step on the stairs ★2
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17
Constipation is never pretty
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
Like tears in rain.
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
No shit! A cousin of mine lives in Queen...
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
What's a bong, got to do, got to do with...
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
What's your town, if that's not too pers...
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
go back to sleep....go back to sleep...
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17
sounds like pretty much every addiction ...
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Well his dad will be in Scotland before ... ★3
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
No, we said rapping So bitch stop flappi... ★6
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
I find that it helps. Sort of gives a pa... ★1
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Shouldn't they be edgy, though?
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
I'm turned... on .
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
At your age, shouldn't you be trying to ... ★2
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
I hear tobacco is more fulfilling though... ★1
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Wouldn't dream of it, sweetheart. I like... ★1
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
*cock-gobbling ★4
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
*weird fucking ★2
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Worst. Shrek joke. Ever. ★9
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Yeah. I thought fucking christ in the A ... ★3
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Dad's sad cos the kid stole his bong.
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-16
*prison
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
sure, go for it ...........
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
...tricks? But you said your "training s...
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
Eat shit ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-15
Dude why are you fucking a 99-year old? ★3
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-15
“Give a man a fish shop and he’ll flound... ★1
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
You're thinking of whisky
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
>_> <_<
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
There's a finite number of shrek jokes o... ★2
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
certainly not quim
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
So at 1am, you'll think of what you shou... ★1
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
Hey, why haven't I received this week's ...
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
to.....
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
Sure, why not? Wait, what?
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
That makes two of us, brother. That make...
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
I keep envisaging panel 5 with a Benny H...
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
That's... just...like...your opinion, ma... ★4
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-15
Exsanguination in a perfect location ★1
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
Just wait until Mervin's domineering mot... ★2
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
I know, right? No hat! What sort of poli... ★3
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
Prefer this officer Green meself. https:... ★3
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
The kid's also part abo, so he doesn't s... ★1
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
Aaghh! Rock spider! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
Ohhh.. so it's not a selfie, and you're ...
Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
When I eat too much popcorn, my shit squ...
Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
I think you need to find another Serbian...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Drinks Spanish Fly
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Was that the one that Dr. Seuss illustra...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
I think there's a cream you can get for ... ★2
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Why do you call your penis your "humor"?...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
★1
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Made me chuckle
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
I was going to say *tendency, but upon r... ★2
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Regurgitator - I sucked a lot of cock (t...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Not likely. Jesus has been around for yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
I know what you mean. If I had those inf... ★2
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
Please never stop posting these.
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
B, you fucker.
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-12
Commas are for chumps.
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-12
Have a great trip! Btw, it's spelt Yea. ... ★2
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
No but the difference is that I can beli... ★1
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
I agree. It's almost as bad as when some... ★3
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
http://explosm.net/show/episode/42/speed...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
I'm pretty sure you've never seen your b...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
Kermit the Frog - It's not easy being gr...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
Vampire Clown! ★1
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Oops next comic. Nothing to see here, mo...
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Glad u clarified that; I was looking for...
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
It wasn't very good. Let it go.
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
Slightly nauseous
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11
Looks like Shrek to me!
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Grammar motherfucker. Where's the apostr... ★1
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
*wanking
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Pfft, amateurs. I'd be on my 4th by now....
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-11
12-gauge rounds in bucolic surrounds ★1
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Bugger. Thought it was a Shrek comic for... ★4
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09
Keep up the good work!
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
*disappointed as in "I'm very disappoint...
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
Might be my new burn phrase; "Go exult y... ★1
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
don't you mean Genesis 19:5, or maybe Ro... ★1
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
O O O BURN! ★1
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
welcome back btw. You've been gone awhil... ★3
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
Looks like she's giving him the old Live... ★1
Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08
Why not?
Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
That uterus looks like it's showing off ... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Don't forget Hallelujah, sung by John Ca...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Or just fucking with us. Nah, that doesn...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Actually the gun was in his waistband, n...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
shudders
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Yeah, I googled and found a musician and... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
I have a feeling that if you post all 32...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
CAN YOU FEEL IT TOO? I CAN FEEL IT AH-AH... ★2
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
I'm impressed. I've heard of not one of ...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Loved that movie. Updated 5183 too. (gon... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
futa ftw!
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-06
There was a young soldier named Carl Utt... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
There's a suspiciously large number of '... ★2
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
They are basically walking sperm-guns.
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
And someone else's skin ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Well according to Wikipedia, he did illu... ★2
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
He does have wood, so I guess that makes...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
No, you're thinking of Ivana Pikyadikov ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
He should have called Ivana. Ivana Kutch...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
Well, I guess I have been thinking about... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
shitpost. just shitpost.
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
That is literally called a choker.
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06
sniff
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
*ew
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
.... nah, I can't be fucked. ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
Thanks. BTW, I've updated 5183.
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-05
Wiseguy GI dies surprised by crack Wehrm... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
You'd call the cops?
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
and the porno is cursed...? ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
Or maybe green shirt should have given h... ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
OT: Where's Cropsy gone? Juan Corona die...
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
in TEAM. Go TEAM! ★1
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
A mcguffin!
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Again, why are poor innocent young cattl... ★2
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Over to ye on 5183
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-05
Victorious SS makes a mess of squabbling... ★1
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Her Uterus Shrivelled Because A Nasty Dr... ★2
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Why are you involving livestock in this?... ★2
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Prefer the milking table meself
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Maaaybe...
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Phew.
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
Fuuuck. IMHFC are we gonna go again?
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
I sincerely hope she didn't kill him. ★4
Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05
*my
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Why fight you, when I can pay someone to...
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Dwayne Johnson, of course! ★3
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Full metal shreds Carl et al. (Also 5180... ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-04
Wanton bloodletting in an idyllic settin... ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Hitler's goons slaughter blathering buff... ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Panzer extravaganza stifles rifles ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Messerschmitts hits little shits ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Kraut rout during verbal bout ★3
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
You're quick, but it's your turn again. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-04
Blood spurtin' like a fountain on the Bi... ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
..on 5180 ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
Here, have a star. And this elephant tra... ★2
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
(ಠ▄ಠ)/ ★2
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04
v funny. Your turn. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-04
Minced like mice in Paradise. ★1
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
Frenemies
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
Where all the NPCs are PC.
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
Good. You'll have to. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-03
By a soldier slew, in Xanadu. ★1
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
mostly faggotry.
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
You are a con, O Sir. ★3
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
Nice one. Your turn. ★2
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
A bit of a yes-man, are we? ★3
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-03
Split like a banana in the state of Nirv... ★1
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com...
Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
5180 updated. ★2
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-03
Shot from afar in Shangri-La. ★1
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-03
Yeah, that one crossed the line. even fo...
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
fomomo: fear of momo
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Nice. getting tough now
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Did you just assume that it was alive!
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
I honestly didn't see that coming. That'...
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
I like my women. Shout out to all the la... ★8
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Eat Fresh! (it's your turn back on 5180 ... ★1
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
That's cold, dude
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
star shrek
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Shot in the brain in the Land of Cockayg... ★2
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Bloodshed and pallor at the gates of Val... ★2
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Well I'll be damned!
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Dyin' on Zion ★2
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
What type of fuel? Just wondering. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
*morally inept enough
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Look harder. It's camouflaged. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Most generous. Tell me again, why did u ...
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Where's Cropsy when you need him? He'd b...
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Still better than the latest short.
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02
Holy crap, why does this comment have 7+... ★3
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
I often have to resist the urge to walk ...
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Freudian slip?
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Dahmer
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Time flies by in the yellow and green St... ★3
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Not to mention the clan of cave bears th... ★4
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Seagull man? ★3
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
OK, you can have this one. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Had to google that. For a while there I ...
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Oooh, topical. ★1
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01
Not hard to figure out why it was delete... ★2
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27
LOL
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27
Nice try, resurrecting that old chestnut... ★1
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27
C'mon now, don't undersell yourself. I c...
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26
Looks above board to me. ★3
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26
They're probably already on dateskaters ★1
Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26
In the 3rd panel, either the baseball ca...
Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22
You've got a keyboard? I always imagined... ★1
Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22
What's your next request? ALL CAPS BOLD ...
Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22
I was around in that era, and I still di...
Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20
Well done. Keep this up and you'll make ... ★1
Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19
No problemo, Jesus.
Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18
Shouldn't you say 'bad hells'?
Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18
You got Bampersand? That sucks ★3
Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18
Don't mind me, I'm just practicing my it... ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Thanks for allaying my fears, Jesus. Btw... ★2
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Hmm... No reply in over an hour. I'm sta... ★2
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Now that's what I'm talking about! ★3
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Something. Anything. ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
and.....? ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Oops, forgot about the whole 'missing ja... ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
It's great that you still got the energy... ★6
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Hi Jesus, it's me . I'm just wondering w... ★3
Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13
*deserve
Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08
I'd just like to point out that Dave has... ★1
Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08
According to legend, if you look in the ... ★2
Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08
That's always been my theory.
Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02
Might have something to do with the ciga... ★2
Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02
*I'mma. At the same time.
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
Too busy gassing the Grammar Jews?
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
There's a blast from the past. ★1
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
I hear that Dorothy smokes Cubans.
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope S... ★2
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
How did you even type n between a and l?...
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
Who says you have to stop claiming. Da C... ★3
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
Yours?
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
And his balls. He's going thru a "Buffal...
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
Did you just assume Shitflinger's intell... ★4
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
How are young Phil and his Mom these day...
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
I figured the authorities finally caught... ★1
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30
I wondered what your first name was; hi ... ★3
Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22
Bed it and wed it
Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16
I think you need to get out of the house...
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
No, my FuckBuddy page. What the hell is ... ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
And spell check, by the look of it. ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
Can confirm. ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
Oops, meant to post that on my FB page. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas one and... ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
She moves among the shadows She moves me... ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
My knees went weak, I couldn't speak, I ... ★1
Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26
Exactly. It's the same as how I've never... ★1
Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22
Why? ★2
Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22
Why?
Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22
And it wouldn't be a big deal if the dog... ★3
Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22
Too soon. ★1
Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18
ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?!! There's no wall ar... ★3
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
️ Actually that song is a little bit rap...
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
Bit like your dick
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
Was that ever actually a thing? The summ...
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
Will Smith has a lot to answer for.
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
More burnt orange than smug, but that's ...
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
Yes, you are fucking stupid. ★1
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
Ah Donald Trump you intellectual genius,... ★3
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Nope, not on this site, sister. If you f... ★2
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Like a dead rhino's hide
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I can see how you would be confused; the... ★1
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I knew it! Santa's a cunt!
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
AAAAGGGHH!!!
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I have a cat named Lillie; she's a nice ...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Yeah nah, Santa wouldn't be involved in ...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Never!! YOLO! ★2
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I don't know why there's a hold up then.... ★3
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
And toxicity.
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-12-14
We've been waiting ever so long for you ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-12-14
*crotch. I'm impressed by the 43% typo r... ★7
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14
Good to know. Won't go see it now.
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14
There's a new comic, and we've all moved...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Among Equals
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Then why are you complaining??
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I actually read SAC's comment the way th...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
I've got a pretty good hold on my knob a... ★2
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Still waiting for the twatsplant? ★1
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
The force is strong in this one mmmhh
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
The first three panels could be used for... ★1
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
Santa says no ho ho homo ★2
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
*altitude
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14
The ambiguity of short sound bites can l...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
Yeah I know. I just wanted to see if you...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
Don't oversell it, you almost missed las... ★1
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
On behalf of my developer brethren, I ca...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
On behalf of my developer brethren, I ca...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
On behalf of my developer brethren, I ca...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
He looks little, but maybe he's big unde...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
You would probably be shitting black lum...
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
Domino's/Subway? ★3
Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12
Cropsy would have posted links. Cropsy i... ★1
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
HeHe
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Can confirm. My mom hides out with ceili...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Can I take the poopcatapult instead? It'...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
It will probably come in seven seconds. ★2
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Wow, we have a President who's lazy and ...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Nothing worse that when the poopcatapult...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
He only wore them on Casual Good Fridays... ★1
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
That's not what you told us. You said, w...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
How was CAS?
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
@IamhfC, I approve of your deletion and ... ★1
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Yes, yes it is.
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
I can see them now, cunts like caverns, ...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Why, do you need somewhere to put your g...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Please don't change the subject. ★5
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
You're late...again. what's the excuse t...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Can confirm. :( ★3
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
That is the script; it's a seven-second ... ★3
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
That gives me a great idea for a movie: ... ★2
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
I thought you were more poly than mono.
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
He actually sits to piss. His really sma... ★1
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Well I am currently down on my knees, so...
Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
Fuck off
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12
Tell me about it.
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
I like ceiling cat; gives me something t...
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
shakes fist
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
Use more lube
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
Holy guacamole! ★2
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
But even at that age, it wasn't a small ...
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
I think he's talking about you and CAS, ... ★3
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
Kid sure doesn't look good. Santa made t...
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
You should start shopping elsewhere for ... ★4
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
*lesbinium, if you prefer en-GB spelling...
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
That was the second best joke.
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
...Niggas need nunchuks?
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
Most indeededly
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
What was the best joke? I bet it was tha...
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
You scored well. Usually it's a less pal... ★2
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
The antidote is right here in my pants. ...
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11
Pearls before swine, I'm afraid.
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11
Please speak up, we can't hear you. ★5
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10
I would also have accepted Magic
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10
Yep, that works.
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10
"Hi Anne. I'd like you to meet our new g...
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10
Both cas and dct posted before me but my...
Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10
I did Nazi that coming
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
I have nfi what an opossum is, but here ... ★1
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
Ok u got me, the lack of musical note em... ★1
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
Heydontuknockmybrohesdointhebestthatheca...
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
Ahahauhaha fuckin lold for real on that ...
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
mind boggles
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
Your browser's cache must be messed up. ... ★3
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
Advice to live your life by.
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Maybe I was being meta? Hmm...?
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
jaw drops
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Getting beat up every night by your dad....
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Sure do. Ran over plenty of the little b...
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Do you even type, bro? ★4
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Citation needed
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
*rapist
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
Blue shirt looks like a koala in the 3rd...
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
They're made of the right stuff.
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Sounds like it's more of a ball-peen ham...
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Three
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
More
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Than
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
What have you got against dark people, y...
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
I want a black kid called Mark, so I can... ★1
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
You tell em, bro.
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Maybe if you stopped calling him sledgeh... ★1
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
*has
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
The Whinger of our Discontent
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
By way of that comment, you definitely g...
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Brakedancing?
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Puberty....sure, let's blame it on puber...
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
flap flap flap ★3
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
So did I... so did I.
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05
Are you assuming that they are his under... ★3
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04
....at Rapture Rejects.
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04
I've got a mind to file a hate crime law... ★1
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
So snowmen are really just Dorothy stand...
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
And this little fella http://explosm.net... ★2
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
nice
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
squeeze
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
Hey Dorothy! Is that one of you butt-plu...
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
She sucks in a sucky way? But that would... ★1
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
Didn't you already post this next month?...
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
Looks like Santa doesn't know which end ...
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
Bugger. I was going to ask Santa to get ...
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
And Dorothy, in particular.
Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03
Hey, not all of us released a shitty bat...
Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03
Too busy counting all the money they're ...
Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03
There's something about God.
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
Listen mate, I'm often told I've got the... ★2
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
No you don't.
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
So does my shit. (Just felt I needed to ...
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
More gums! Less teeth!
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
https://youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c ★2
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
Where? Starbucks? Guess that explains th...
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
Maybe that could be your new sig. Sucks ...
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
Cornholio?
Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
Or, he could be West of Nebraska and the... ★1
Comment to comic 4599 on 2018-12-01
Walked into that one. ★1
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01
I expect that spurs and a safety helmet ... ★2
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01
Bugger. For a moment there I thought you...
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01
Probly say that the Cookie Monster is yo... ★2
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01
I imagine the experience would be akin t...
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30
Snapshots VM, Connects to VPN, Fires up ...
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30
Yes, he needs to keep his strength up fo...
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30
We're good either way. ★1
Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28
All your ass are belong to us!
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
Hmm... Decisions, decisions....
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Well...I guess I do like tic tacs. ★1
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Pretty sure that's incest and pedo. Impr... ★3
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Your surname wouldn't be McCrevice by an... ★2
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Seconds after Don? Offer declined.
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
FFS! How many times have I told you to s...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Remora
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Based on your username, it's not hard to... ★4
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Gonna get ya, get ya, get ya ★1
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
If it's not Fiona Apple, I don't give a ...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Haha. Country
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Never heard of it
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
One Way or Another?
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Doom or Destiny?
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Die Young, Stay Pretty?
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Only until he nudes up with the rest of ...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
That Mulan dipping sauce. They'll be que...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
No-rapture November
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
And unlike the rubber ones, you can make...
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
Wrong comic, old girl
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Fuck me! That was a quick one. The comme... ★1
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26
Must be comic 5100.
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
Hmm.. He disappears. You show up looking...
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
*testicles ★1
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
Except Falert; the lone voice of reason ...
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
I told you to never contact me while I'm...
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
Zombie Jesus was a bit of a prick as wel... ★2
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
This is a blatant political statement th... ★4
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
You're one fucked-up little puppy.
Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
Bet he now wishes he said something stro...
Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24
Scissor ★2
Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24
FUCK!
Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24
Whoa..2.1D comics. What an age we live i... ★2
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
I think it would be fair to say that eve... ★1
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
..'s ass. ★2
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Got jizz? ★1
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Well cum
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
As in "I done wonders what the hell happ...
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
T R I G G E R E D
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Just incel dinos. Incelosaurs should be ...
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Ubermetabolism. That's where it's at, my...
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
I wouldn't be caught dead in your bush, ... ★4
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Bigly!
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
I still am. Just confine my lurking to b...
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24
Or, a picture of Santa's sleigh being pu... ★4
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23
Don't you find the whole concept a littl... ★1
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23
It took me about 5 minutes to set up my ...
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY BODY SHAPE??
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23
Ooh! OOH! Is it me?
Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23
Not convinced that Dorothy was ever a ch...
Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21
Yes, a lower level.
Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21
#treetoo ★3
Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20
I hope he's using protection, i.e. sandp...
Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20
K...
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
Have you taken a look at some old posts ...
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
Arse-bandits
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
In fairness, Kris's comic was a bit shit... ★2
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
I'll say. I was just getting on a shitpo...
Comment to comic 5093 on 2018-11-20
#jesuissmile
Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20
Everyone appears evil when you've got yo...
Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14
It appears to be some sort of human/angr...
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12
Nah, I'm gay. It would have to be a big ...
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12
That last panel really should have been ...
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12
t b ;dr