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I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter: 498 comments (2014-12-14 – 2015-11-03) to 476 comics
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Comment to comic 4106 on 2015-11-03: Why do you encourage him.
Comment to comic 4104 on 2015-11-01: *he hasn't nailed.
Comment to comic 4102 on 2015-10-30: Did Randall Munroe ghostwrite this one?
Comment to comic 4101 on 2015-10-28: I'm not racist, but I think the 50-meter...
Comment to comic 4101 on 2015-10-28: Been playing Undertale recently, I see.
Comment to comic 4084 on 2015-10-12: The true animals are the ones in the com...
Comment to comic 4083 on 2015-10-11: It's no use! They're churning out way mo... ★4
Comment to comic 4081 on 2015-10-10: As opposed to now, where it looks like a...
Comment to comic 4081 on 2015-10-10: You displease me.
Comment to comic 4078 on 2015-10-06: Talk about premature ejaculation. ★1
Comment to comic 4075 on 2015-10-03: [This is what anti-gay marriage proteste... ★2
Comment to comic 4071 on 2015-09-29: New to the world? Hm, maybe he used the ... ★5
Comment to comic 4071 on 2015-09-29: Shit like this happens all the time in t...
Comment to comic 4070 on 2015-09-28: What a strange way of spelling "Psych".
Comment to comic 4066 on 2015-09-27: Gotta admit, a disposable laptop would b... ★4
Comment to comic 4068 on 2015-09-27: It was the knife.
Comment to comic 4068 on 2015-09-26: Comedy knows no gender.
Comment to comic 4067 on 2015-09-25: Haha! Infanticide.
Comment to comic 4064 on 2015-09-22: Or to put it simply, bugs are stupid as ...
Comment to comic 4062 on 2015-09-20: Oh wow, a comic worth favoriting! It's b... ★1
Comment to comic 4060 on 2015-09-18: If Radio Dead Air taught me anything, it...
Comment to comic 4058 on 2015-09-16: Well, NOW there is.
Comment to comic 4058 on 2015-09-16: Them's tautological words, pardner.
Comment to comic 4058 on 2015-09-16: Wow, silencers in the early 1900s were r...
Comment to comic 4056 on 2015-09-15: A lifetime supply of condoms would be us... ★2
Comment to comic 4054 on 2015-09-13: And since a steppe is a type of flatland...
Comment to comic 4054 on 2015-09-13: I think this guy needs to join a 12-step...
Comment to comic 4050 on 2015-09-09: And that's how Billy the Kid got his sta... ★1
Comment to comic 4046 on 2015-09-05: Did Colbert shave his head again?
Comment to comic 4045 on 2015-09-04: Jesus was Jewish, dude. ★4
Comment to comic 4045 on 2015-09-04: God: "Uh, you know I can just wipe him f... ★2
Comment to comic 4043 on 2015-09-02: You know that Harry Potter was a book se...
Comment to comic 4043 on 2015-09-02: Jesus Kris, what the fuck. (Again.) ★2
Comment to comic 4041 on 2015-08-31: Now that's what I call a case of mournin... ★7
Comment to comic 4040 on 2015-08-30: I definitely don't trust number 4. He's ... ★1
Comment to comic 4039 on 2015-08-29: Well, you can't prove he's NOT 112.
Comment to comic 4038 on 2015-08-28: Actually, a fetish is an object of magic... ★2
Comment to comic 4035 on 2015-08-25: "'Ang on, is this the Dursley residence?... ★13
Comment to comic 4033 on 2015-08-24: This is why we need downvotes. Not upvot... ★1
Comment to comic 4033 on 2015-08-23: HAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID CREAM, AND THERE'S C... ★1
Comment to comic 4033 on 2015-08-23: The active ingredient is Slowpoke semen.... ★1
Comment to comic 4030 on 2015-08-21: In the Explosm universe, this is the lea... ★1
Comment to comic 4029 on 2015-08-19: We'd have called sooner, but with the go... ★3
Comment to comic 4028 on 2015-08-18: "How come he don't want me, man?!" ★2
Comment to comic 4023 on 2015-08-14: We can't stop here. This is Dave country...
Comment to comic 4022 on 2015-08-12: From the very first panel, I knew what t...
Comment to comic 4021 on 2015-08-11: Wow! It's like you're actually there! Su...
Comment to comic 4018 on 2015-08-08: I've never seen something that was so en...
Comment to comic 4018 on 2015-08-08: Science time! Orbiting is something that... ★2
Comment to comic 4010 on 2015-08-05: You can get more of what you want with a... ★1
Comment to comic 4009 on 2015-08-04: I was going to make a sarcastic remark a... ★2
Comment to comic 4007 on 2015-08-02: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND I WANT TO KIL... ★3
Comment to comic 4006 on 2015-08-01: No respect, I give no respect to the dea...
Comment to comic 4004 on 2015-07-31: Wow. This household is about as progress... ★2
Comment to comic 4003 on 2015-07-29: "So... your special power isn't blowjobs...
Comment to comic 3999 on 2015-07-25: If that's literally the only way you can...
Comment to comic 3995 on 2015-07-21: This is me: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
Comment to comic 3994 on 2015-07-20: You failed Sunday school, didn't you Dav... ★8
Comment to comic 3992 on 2015-07-18: The joke is fine, perfectly par for the ... ★2
Comment to comic 3991 on 2015-07-17: It's like comic #2441, only less funny.
Comment to comic 3990 on 2015-07-15: Seriously, who is making all of these ra...
Comment to comic 3989 on 2015-07-14: Ceres used to be a full-fledged planet f...
Comment to comic 3988 on 2015-07-13: Actually, Bill Gates hired an assassin t... ★1
Comment to comic 3987 on 2015-07-12: Look in the lower right corner for the a...
Comment to comic 3978 on 2015-07-05: A man walks into a bar. His alcohol depe... ★1
Comment to comic 3977 on 2015-07-04: What about butt-to-mouth?
Comment to comic 3976 on 2015-07-03: As if we need to muck up South American ...
Comment to comic 3976 on 2015-07-03: Yay! You got the joke! ★1
Comment to comic 3973 on 2015-06-30: jesus rob what the fuck ★6
Comment to comic 3972 on 2015-06-29: That's your clitoris, actually.
Comment to comic 3969 on 2015-06-26: Okay, back up. ★1
Comment to comic 3969 on 2015-06-26: Um, what? Are you suggesting that 6-year... ★2
Comment to comic 3966 on 2015-06-23: Good to see you're holding yourself to a...
Comment to comic 3965 on 2015-06-22: On the plus side, at least we don't have...
Comment to comic 3964 on 2015-06-21: Slime beneath me, slime up above! Ooh yo...
Comment to comic 3963 on 2015-06-20: Don;t worry, I feel exactly the same way... ★1
Comment to comic 3962 on 2015-06-18: That was one hell of a short.
Comment to comic 3959 on 2015-06-14: Thanks to my time machine, I'm able to g...
Comment to comic 3952 on 2015-06-09: Gesundheit. ★1
Comment to comic 3950 on 2015-06-07: We apologize for the fault in this punch...
Comment to comic 2238 on 2015-06-03: Looks like someone got themselves a new ... ★4
Comment to comic 2931 on 2015-06-03: If someone actually says this to you aft... ★1
Comment to comic 3943 on 2015-06-01: Maybe you should take care of the massiv... ★4
Comment to comic 3943 on 2015-06-01: Look out! It's the Mauve-Shirted Cheek S... ★1
Comment to comic 3941 on 2015-05-30: Boy, he sure made an ass of himself. Wel... ★1
Comment to comic 3938 on 2015-05-26: And yet they'll risk life and limb for a... ★1
Comment to comic 3936 on 2015-05-24: Can we ban this guy yet?
Comment to comic 3935 on 2015-05-23: And that, kids, is why you never self-di... ★2
Comment to comic 3933 on 2015-05-22: Something something Spiderman 3
Comment to comic 3932 on 2015-05-20: "No, Grandpa, you're just remembering th...
Comment to comic 3929 on 2015-05-17: That is indeed The Treachery of PNGs.
Comment to comic 3929 on 2015-05-17: Ceci n'est pas une perceuse. ★1
Comment to comic 3463 on 2015-05-16: Left Guy: "My oath of celibacy is on rec... ★1
Comment to comic 3928 on 2015-05-16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjaDqf6...
Comment to comic 3926 on 2015-05-15: Meh, the Amanda Show did it better. http...
Comment to comic 3922 on 2015-05-10: It seems like it would be a generally go... ★3
Comment to comic 3917 on 2015-05-05: So, early onset emphysema is apparently ...
Comment to comic 3911 on 2015-04-29: He should have quit while he was ahead. ...
Comment to comic 3909 on 2015-04-27: Don't worry, that spider's going to be a... ★2
Comment to comic 3903 on 2015-04-21: By the way, the old comic featured in th...
Comment to comic 3902 on 2015-04-20: Those salmon have met with a grizzly fat... ★3
Comment to comic 92 on 2015-04-16: A bowling ball, probably.
Comment to comic 2356 on 2015-04-16: Wow, wheelchair guy is a master at this ...
Comment to comic 3895 on 2015-04-13: Makes sense. What would a fish need with...
Comment to comic 3891 on 2015-04-10: There are nine levels of Hell, Rob. But ... ★2
Comment to comic 3889 on 2015-04-07: "It's so hard." That's what SHE said! Th... ★4
Comment to comic 3884 on 2015-04-06: 1.) First you go like this. 2.) Spin aro... ★1
Comment to comic 3879 on 2015-03-28: I'll just leave this here. https://www.y...
Comment to comic 3877 on 2015-03-27: Error 404 - Father Not Found
Comment to comic 3876 on 2015-03-25: More like "dumb solo." AMIRITE? Amirite ...
Comment to comic 3875 on 2015-03-24: Kris. Kris, it's not Depressing Comic We...
Comment to comic 2552 on 2015-03-23: Because fuck free speech.
Comment to comic 1680 on 2015-03-18: Don't mind me, I'm just visiting.
Comment to comic 373 on 2015-03-18: By that logic, Wonder Woman, The Flash, ... ★1
Comment to comic 2665 on 2015-03-18: There are times when being judgemental o... ★1
Comment to comic 3865 on 2015-03-15: Quick, someone send this guy an email. ★1
Comment to comic 2133 on 2015-03-15: Is that meant to say "Kris Wilson"?
Comment to comic 3502 on 2015-03-15: I'd bet even money that Mr. Rouse's firs...
Comment to comic 1172 on 2015-03-15: And people say religion and science are ...
Comment to comic 2504 on 2015-03-15: Dead puppies are no laughing matter.
Comment to comic 3865 on 2015-03-15: Tossed, obviously. ★1
Comment to comic 3865 on 2015-03-15: Oh noes! How will Cyanide and Happiness ...
Comment to comic 3859 on 2015-03-09: You're the kind of person who explains t...
Comment to comic 3859 on 2015-03-09: The only reason he even started an autob...
Comment to comic 3853 on 2015-03-03: Maybe instead of obsessing over wordplay...
Comment to comic 3852 on 2015-03-02: Nice rack. ★4
Comment to comic 3851 on 2015-03-01: Vincent van Gogh never had the balls to ...
Comment to comic 3841 on 2015-02-17: How does one steal their own baby? ★1
Comment to comic 3835 on 2015-02-13: Well, can you at least tell us how many ...
Comment to comic 3832 on 2015-02-10: How can he even tell it's his money just...
Comment to comic 3830 on 2015-02-08: Brilliant! Why that idea would sell like...
Comment to comic 3826 on 2015-02-04: I'm going to force-feed you my shoes if ...
Comment to comic 3821 on 2015-02-02: Stay away from my wiffle ball, you freak...
Comment to comic 3818 on 2015-01-31: Pretty sure there isn't one. ★1
Comment to comic 3815 on 2015-01-29: *finger A minor.
Comment to comic 2174 on 2015-01-26: That clone is obviously dead. ★1
Comment to comic 2924 on 2015-01-26: "I dunno, I'm feeling pretty uncomfortab...
Comment to comic 1278 on 2015-01-26: X-D.
Comment to comic 3817 on 2015-01-25: But it's Sunday.
Comment to comic 3816 on 2015-01-24: It always brings a smile to my face (and...
Comment to comic 1971 on 2015-01-22: A matry-whore-shka doll. ★5
Comment to comic 2294 on 2015-01-22: That's one hell of an O-face. ★4
Comment to comic 3103 on 2015-01-22: That last panel makes me want to throw u... ★1
Comment to comic 3451 on 2015-01-21: "Named after downward motion of an actua... ★1
Comment to comic 2526 on 2015-01-21: But trees are what give mouthbreathers l...
Comment to comic 2918 on 2015-01-21: He's got a face only a mother could love...
Comment to comic 1913 on 2015-01-21: I'm starting to figure out how he lost h...
Comment to comic 2293 on 2015-01-21: See, if soccer -- oh, I'm sorry, "footba...
Comment to comic 2932 on 2015-01-21: I imagine this is what all environmental...
Comment to comic 2891 on 2015-01-21: Dad of the fuckin' year. ★1
Comment to comic 932 on 2015-01-21: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY CHARADES YOU CHU... ★3
Comment to comic 2261 on 2015-01-21: "So I'm a good singer, then?" "No, you'r...
Comment to comic 2531 on 2015-01-21: "You are the reason I drink."
Comment to comic 3547 on 2015-01-21: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my lun...
Comment to comic 3100 on 2015-01-21: This was a dick joke just waiting to hap...
Comment to comic 3170 on 2015-01-21: Not the wisest move, trying to falsely s... ★2
Comment to comic 3812 on 2015-01-21: That's small potatoes compared to the ot...
Comment to comic 1968 on 2015-01-20: Ladies, weigh in: Would this procedure b...
Comment to comic 3422 on 2015-01-20: That's the funniest joke you've ever tol... ★4
Comment to comic 1802 on 2015-01-20: Hey, this joke was pretty fifsamomamovom...
Comment to comic 2876 on 2015-01-20: So what sort of black magic is the ventr... ★1
Comment to comic 2664 on 2015-01-20: "...where you'll be sold into child slav... ★2
Comment to comic 1911 on 2015-01-20: I've seen hentai for this exact fetish.
Comment to comic 2391 on 2015-01-20: Clearly, Orange Shirt has never met Tall... ★2
Comment to comic 2796 on 2015-01-20: Congratulations, you know 8th-grade phys...
Comment to comic 3102 on 2015-01-20: "Our child was going to be born brain-de... ★3
Comment to comic 786 on 2015-01-20: At least four people found this funny. F...
Comment to comic 1805 on 2015-01-20: "Well I'm no coroner, but I'd say your b... ★2
Comment to comic 2087 on 2015-01-20: Smoking kills.
Comment to comic 1545 on 2015-01-20: Heh, what a couple of blockheads.
Comment to comic 1768 on 2015-01-20: "No, no, it's okay. Your balls are small... ★2
Comment to comic 2870 on 2015-01-20: He then asked about using his first and ... ★1
Comment to comic 2616 on 2015-01-20: Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a ph...
Comment to comic 1071 on 2015-01-20: eXKCDplosm ★3
Comment to comic 3289 on 2015-01-20: You just described the setup to "Oliver!...
Comment to comic 2501 on 2015-01-20: "But if you're not real, how am I lookin... ★1
Comment to comic 1797 on 2015-01-20: Thank you Based Jobs.
Comment to comic 3008 on 2015-01-20: "I mean, I'm still using it, though."
Comment to comic 61 on 2015-01-20: More importantly, why would Mr. and Mrs.... ★2
Comment to comic 1678 on 2015-01-20: Unless this is part of a mutual agreemen... ★1
Comment to comic 643 on 2015-01-19: That's just a Simon game, asshole.
Comment to comic 2991 on 2015-01-19: Party soft.
Comment to comic 2446 on 2015-01-19: Poor Tall Justin.
Comment to comic 3810 on 2015-01-19: "Well on weekends, I date complete assho...
Comment to comic 1142 on 2015-01-18: Translation: WHAT THE FUCK [pencil] [pen... ★1
Comment to comic 3259 on 2015-01-18: And that, kids, is what an unbirthing lo...
Comment to comic 551 on 2015-01-18: Drats! Sad comic. I'm OCD, asstard. ★3
Comment to comic 3494 on 2015-01-18: Try saving the comic to your computer fo...
Comment to comic 1137 on 2015-01-18: AUGH! AAAAUGH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!
Comment to comic 3192 on 2015-01-18: "Sir, why are you even here?" "Because I...
Comment to comic 3393 on 2015-01-17: Implying you ever write comments with bo...
Comment to comic 2802 on 2015-01-17: Work on your pick-up lines, bub.
Comment to comic 304 on 2015-01-17: He messed with Texas. And it turns out T... ★9
Comment to comic 3050 on 2015-01-17: It's Hot On Your Trail George Romero's D...
Comment to comic 3439 on 2015-01-16: Enjoy never losing your virginity, then....
Comment to comic 2835 on 2015-01-16: But where's the happiness? ★1
Comment to comic 628 on 2015-01-16: Try using a Bulbasaur to catch a Moltres... ★2
Comment to comic 3432 on 2015-01-16: Man, no one wants to see yo' pasty white...
Comment to comic 2343 on 2015-01-16: Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
Comment to comic 2058 on 2015-01-16: I'll just leave this here. https://www.y... ★2
Comment to comic 2759 on 2015-01-16: "Boy, it sure is convenient that I decid... ★7
Comment to comic 3605 on 2015-01-16: What are you, some sort of freaky Stanis...
Comment to comic 3088 on 2015-01-16: Also, TVTropes. ★1
Comment to comic 3807 on 2015-01-16: He's mad! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD... ★1
Comment to comic 2947 on 2015-01-16: "Please go away before I call the cops."...
Comment to comic 412 on 2015-01-16: Quit being so modest, it's suspicious.
Comment to comic 2342 on 2015-01-16: Yeah, you... sure showed her...?
Comment to comic 1781 on 2015-01-16: AAAAAUGH NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE N... ★2
Comment to comic 2159 on 2015-01-16: And just like a chicken, she too was abl...
Comment to comic 2299 on 2015-01-16: Patient Zero is highly contagious. I rep... ★4
Comment to comic 2253 on 2015-01-16: That doctor, always losing his patients....
Comment to comic 870 on 2015-01-16: I actually prefer straight mozzarella, a...
Comment to comic 3581 on 2015-01-16: *have
Comment to comic 239 on 2015-01-16: I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE ★1
Comment to comic 3232 on 2015-01-15: You astronomers are all the same!
Comment to comic 534 on 2015-01-15: Implied parental incest FTW.
Comment to comic 1744 on 2015-01-15: You'd think he'd notice that while buyin...
Comment to comic 3806 on 2015-01-15: Not true. On the other hand, you can't s...
Comment to comic 2030 on 2015-01-14: Can't read the comic? Right click and se...
Comment to comic 101 on 2015-01-13: Just like you, first-posting all over th...
Comment to comic 3023 on 2015-01-13: "Wait, how do I get back to the present?...
Comment to comic 1541 on 2015-01-13: But to answer the original pineapple que...
Comment to comic 2868 on 2015-01-13: Cunt punt! ★6
Comment to comic 3126 on 2015-01-13: That's the Adventure Time-iest face I've...
Comment to comic 3354 on 2015-01-13: That's stupid. Ant farms have ants.
Comment to comic 3057 on 2015-01-13: "Mom, Dad, you two better sit down. This...
Comment to comic 1525 on 2015-01-13: Well, that should fetch a pretty penny a... ★1
Comment to comic 3802 on 2015-01-11: You misspelled "fucking".
Comment to comic 242 on 2015-01-10: Damn you, Zaheer!
Comment to comic 172 on 2015-01-10: Oh, "bull shark". I thought you said a "... ★6
Comment to comic 2978 on 2015-01-10: And then the average IQ went down 10 poi...
Comment to comic 2985 on 2015-01-09: This is what you get for listening to a ... ★2
Comment to comic 2517 on 2015-01-09: Funny, they don't look Korean.
Comment to comic 75 on 2015-01-09: It's almost 10 years later. We need a se... ★1
Comment to comic 2251 on 2015-01-09: Well, she's clearly not your girlfriend ... ★1
Comment to comic 3131 on 2015-01-09: I get it! ... [sob]
Comment to comic 2515 on 2015-01-09: Fuck you, you don't do that to the best ... ★1
Comment to comic 259 on 2015-01-09: Well, she's made her choice, and she cle...
Comment to comic 1130 on 2015-01-09: Well, it's been nice talking, but I gott...
Comment to comic 1653 on 2015-01-09: Gosh, don't you just hate it when you ca...
Comment to comic 290 on 2015-01-09: Time for an Omelette du Frottage.
Comment to comic 3525 on 2015-01-09: Waaay ahead of you. ★3
Comment to comic 2684 on 2015-01-08: Okay, someone needs to translate this.
Comment to comic 1229 on 2015-01-08: "Welp, I'm convinced."
Comment to comic 1778 on 2015-01-08: Cool story, brah.
Comment to comic 3294 on 2015-01-08: "And after you move the couch, you can s...
Comment to comic 2035 on 2015-01-08: Don't worry, you will in a few hours.
Comment to comic 969 on 2015-01-08: [insert Rejected quote here]
Comment to comic 2653 on 2015-01-08: How did this kid get to the top of the n... ★1
Comment to comic 2614 on 2015-01-08: So considerate.
Comment to comic 2403 on 2015-01-08: 48 dollars? JACKPOT!!
Comment to comic 2727 on 2015-01-08: "So, uh... can I have that $50 now?"
Comment to comic 3575 on 2015-01-08: Seriously, what the hell gender are you?... ★1
Comment to comic 974 on 2015-01-08: Is your superpower using equals signs in... ★1
Comment to comic 2185 on 2015-01-08: "I don't understand! How is it even poss... ★1
Comment to comic 2685 on 2015-01-08: I find it a bit worrisome that someone w...
Comment to comic 1135 on 2015-01-08: In a few minutes, you're gonna have some...
Comment to comic 2264 on 2015-01-08: This kid's gonna go places, I tell ya.
Comment to comic 2634 on 2015-01-08: "Wait, isn't the president black?" "...n...
Comment to comic 3459 on 2015-01-08: It's simple: He lives with his parents.
Comment to comic 2996 on 2015-01-08: Give up on your dreams, kids. They only ...
Comment to comic 2374 on 2015-01-08: Assuming you're going to live to next ye...
Comment to comic 3426 on 2015-01-08: When I think I'm fapping too much, I jus...
Comment to comic 2979 on 2015-01-07: "I haven't had this much difficulty voti...
Comment to comic 2773 on 2015-01-07: You heard him. He wants a cock in his as... ★1
Comment to comic 3373 on 2015-01-07: That's what you said last night.
Comment to comic 2553 on 2015-01-07: SCIENCE!
Comment to comic 40 on 2015-01-07: Keep your hands to yourself, creep.
Comment to comic 1763 on 2015-01-07: These are the noises Dragonome makes whe... ★1
Comment to comic 986 on 2015-01-07: Anyone who uses that line has clearly ne...
Comment to comic 60 on 2015-01-07: Cancer does not work that way. ★1
Comment to comic 3376 on 2015-01-07: You just unzipped your dick. I think you... ★4
Comment to comic 837 on 2015-01-07: A surprise is the last thing someone wit... ★11
Comment to comic 3798 on 2015-01-07: That angel's going to lose his wings ver...
Comment to comic 921 on 2015-01-04: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Comment to comic 1950 on 2015-01-04: "This isn't what I meant when I said I w...
Comment to comic 3346 on 2015-01-04: Oh god... there's a skeleton inside you ...
Comment to comic 1987 on 2015-01-04: I tried this and got fired. THANKS EXPLO...
Comment to comic 1961 on 2015-01-04: No one in this comment section is clever...
Comment to comic 2683 on 2015-01-04: Continuation of: http://explosm.net/comi... ★1
Comment to comic 2097 on 2015-01-04: "bptpblbtpltpth" (soldiers are killed by...
Comment to comic 3248 on 2015-01-04: Mmm, Korean cuisine.
Comment to comic 2151 on 2015-01-04: Poor zombie's gonna starve to death.
Comment to comic 2110 on 2015-01-04: Twilight porn, eh? How is it?
Comment to comic 2548 on 2015-01-04: Monotony is also the state of being with...
Comment to comic 2696 on 2015-01-03: "Sweet! Free stick!" (slips on body and ... ★2
Comment to comic 357 on 2015-01-03: "Huh. No wonder it feels like my stomach... ★1
Comment to comic 1676 on 2015-01-03: You shouldn't let your friend try out yo...
Comment to comic 773 on 2015-01-03: Oh god, it's my worst fear! Leprechauns....
Comment to comic 1311 on 2015-01-03: Let's get some lame-ass comments up in t... ★1
Comment to comic 2126 on 2015-01-03: Shh, no one tell him what a penis is mea...
Comment to comic 2194 on 2015-01-03: An actual, kind-of-heartwarming comic? W...
Comment to comic 2206 on 2015-01-03: Hey, it's not his fault you thought it w...
Comment to comic 3532 on 2015-01-03: But what do you call a group of Gregs? ★1
Comment to comic 3132 on 2015-01-03: His actual job description is to constan... ★3
Comment to comic 2140 on 2015-01-02: OVER THE LINE!! ★2
Comment to comic 3302 on 2014-12-30: Callback to this comic: http://explosm.n... ★1
Comment to comic 2649 on 2014-12-30: Dead, will be dead soon. Same thing.
Comment to comic 3178 on 2014-12-30: Newspaper text: In a stunning display of... ★10
Comment to comic 2046 on 2014-12-30: And yet the adults that put a baby in ch...
Comment to comic 854 on 2014-12-30: I see nothing that could go wrong with t... ★1
Comment to comic 2171 on 2014-12-30: Shit like this is why medical bill repri...
Comment to comic 3246 on 2014-12-30: "I'm starting to think this wasn't worth... ★1
Comment to comic 2910 on 2014-12-30: He's so black, he doesn't reflect any li... ★1
Comment to comic 2485 on 2014-12-28: So, what's with the little branch, exact...
Comment to comic 1894 on 2014-12-28: "Can you be a better daddy than my real ...
Comment to comic 144 on 2014-12-28: "No."
Comment to comic 1193 on 2014-12-28: Considering how short all the characters...
Comment to comic 3165 on 2014-12-27: This is manly as shit. ★1
Comment to comic 3727 on 2014-12-27: Well, the off part's easy.
Comment to comic 2013 on 2014-12-27: Your bedside manner needs work.
Comment to comic 985 on 2014-12-27: No one in this comment section is clever...
Comment to comic 2590 on 2014-12-27: It's a lot less depressing when you real... ★2
Comment to comic 2476 on 2014-12-27: "Well, I was planning to wake up early t...
Comment to comic 2435 on 2014-12-27: This should probably be raising a few fl...
Comment to comic 45 on 2014-12-27: It's been almost 10 years, and she's nev... ★1
Comment to comic 2027 on 2014-12-27: Welp, he's a keeper.
Comment to comic 1804 on 2014-12-27: Aww. He doesn't understand that his deci... ★1
Comment to comic 2708 on 2014-12-27: "Sir, I'm afraid we'll have to confiscat...
Comment to comic 963 on 2014-12-27: Push him off. No jury would convict. ★1
Comment to comic 2712 on 2014-12-27: "look i can talk wif my mouth close." ★1
Comment to comic 3070 on 2014-12-27: "I have no mouth, and I must sigh in fru...
Comment to comic 1855 on 2014-12-27: This is how all fantasy footballers are,... ★1
Comment to comic 2880 on 2014-12-27: oh my god that poor kitty ★3
Comment to comic 105 on 2014-12-27: Violent sexual assault played straight. ... ★7
Comment to comic 2424 on 2014-12-27: gasp The FIEND!
Comment to comic 3019 on 2014-12-27: I have Omniscient Morality License.
Comment to comic 206 on 2014-12-27: Little bit too happy there, dude.
Comment to comic 3058 on 2014-12-27: Who fucking burns their blanket? ★3
Comment to comic 2631 on 2014-12-27: Why would the boy be disappointed if he ...
Comment to comic 2345 on 2014-12-27: Or anywhere, really.
Comment to comic 2121 on 2014-12-27: Try this on your (soon-to-be-former) fri... ★1
Comment to comic 3789 on 2014-12-27: You spin me right round, baby, right rou... ★3
Comment to comic 968 on 2014-12-26: "Also an exorbitant bribe to PETA." ★1
Comment to comic 2954 on 2014-12-26: God, you are such a creep. ★1
Comment to comic 2705 on 2014-12-26: Ohh, you mean like how Americans speak I... ★3
Comment to comic 1996 on 2014-12-26: I think he means he wants to be a nihili...
Comment to comic 1995 on 2014-12-26: No, AARRGGGGHHHH!! is the second-string ...
Comment to comic 1993 on 2014-12-26: Who do you think you are, Lil Jon?
Comment to comic 2968 on 2014-12-26: "Also I'm, like, 12." ★2
Comment to comic 1669 on 2014-12-26: In retrospect, we probably should have k...
Comment to comic 1645 on 2014-12-26: Spoiler: It doesn't. ★1
Comment to comic 1641 on 2014-12-26: That's a real nice 'S'.
Comment to comic 1624 on 2014-12-26: Oh great. Now all of us above-average sp...
Comment to comic 1621 on 2014-12-26: So you DO know how to use it, you liar!
Comment to comic 1605 on 2014-12-26: It's Droste-tastic!
Comment to comic 1595 on 2014-12-26: The bottom caption is Irish for "St. Pat... ★15
Comment to comic 1583 on 2014-12-26: 9 out of 10 basement dwellers recommend!... ★1
Comment to comic 1578 on 2014-12-26: Your sympathy is touching, really.
Comment to comic 1554 on 2014-12-26: No jury would convict.
Comment to comic 1496 on 2014-12-26: Continuation of http://explosm.net/comic...
Comment to comic 1506 on 2014-12-26: Continuation of http://explosm.net/comic... ★3
Comment to comic 1452 on 2014-12-26: In case you don't get it: http://explosm...
Comment to comic 1438 on 2014-12-26: Pfft. Artists.
Comment to comic 1394 on 2014-12-26: I mean http://explosm.net/comics/1376/
Comment to comic 1394 on 2014-12-26: Continuation of http://explosm.net/comic...
Comment to comic 1376 on 2014-12-26: Continuation of http://explosm.net/comic... ★2
Comment to comic 846 on 2014-12-26: O-ho, Bigfoot's breaking the internet.
Comment to comic 2613 on 2014-12-26: Should've gone with the Phoenix Down.
Comment to comic 2379 on 2014-12-26: SCATHING SOCIAL COMMENTARY
Comment to comic 1316 on 2014-12-26: But his mouth works just fine, it seems.... ★3
Comment to comic 3787 on 2014-12-25: Pfft. Pussy.
Comment to comic 3186 on 2014-12-24: Uh, whoops. Let's try that one more time... ★8
Comment to comic 3186 on 2014-12-24: Full comic: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.ak...
Comment to comic 1846 on 2014-12-24: This comic is mislabeled; it belongs und... ★5
Comment to comic 2594 on 2014-12-24: Next time, go with cremation.
Comment to comic 2650 on 2014-12-24: Hey, let's all head down to the new Fire...
Comment to comic 1612 on 2014-12-24: She needs whale semen to live! Don't you...
Comment to comic 1891 on 2014-12-24: Brilliant, officer.
Comment to comic 1220 on 2014-12-24: It's not the size of your figs, it's how... ★3
Comment to comic 733 on 2014-12-24: Depressing Comic, Wheeeeee! ★1
Comment to comic 650 on 2014-12-24: I had to go to UrbanDictionary to unders... ★1
Comment to comic 2076 on 2014-12-24: There's no way that cone could have been... ★2
Comment to comic 2398 on 2014-12-24: Wrongful termination lawsuit, ahoy! ★1
Comment to comic 1099 on 2014-12-24: You sank my Trireme! ★3
Comment to comic 3567 on 2014-12-24: Dear Explosm, Today I learned that 47 is... ★7
Comment to comic 3371 on 2014-12-24: Christ. What the fuck. ★3
Comment to comic 3127 on 2014-12-24: This was the most merciful outcome for t...
Comment to comic 2874 on 2014-12-24: They call him Nerd Jim, because only ner... ★4
Comment to comic 1851 on 2014-12-24: The glass slipper is pretty fucked up, w...
Comment to comic 2479 on 2014-12-24: Actually, she's gaining weight because h...
Comment to comic 2069 on 2014-12-24: He's more retarded than his watch! ... S... ★3
Comment to comic 3786 on 2014-12-24: Oh my god, this thing exists. I thought ...
Comment to comic 3781 on 2014-12-24: Have a decent Christmas and a deficienc ... ★1
Comment to comic 2450 on 2014-12-22: Poor Tall Justin.
Comment to comic 1415 on 2014-12-22: Wait... you played Russian Roulette EVER...
Comment to comic 1416 on 2014-12-22: "I dunno, what nationality are we again?... ★7
Comment to comic 1423 on 2014-12-22: Previous (because you're probably random... ★1
Comment to comic 1435 on 2014-12-22: Previous: http://explosm.net/comics/1423...
Comment to comic 2295 on 2014-12-22: Thank you, Darwinism. ★3
Comment to comic 2371 on 2014-12-22: I tried Turtle Tails, I tried Snitchy St... ★15
Comment to comic 2006 on 2014-12-22: To be fair, she's never told us. ★1
Comment to comic 1559 on 2014-12-22: "Yeah. I only witnessed one victim of a ...
Comment to comic 1323 on 2014-12-22: Haha! It's funny because they slowly and... ★6
Comment to comic 1100 on 2014-12-22: Another comic ruined by automatic resizi...
Comment to comic 2113 on 2014-12-22: "Wanna see my dick heil?"
Comment to comic 3681 on 2014-12-22: I like turtles
Comment to comic 3705 on 2014-12-22: Well, they don't anymore, but it used to...
Comment to comic 3749 on 2014-12-22: I think you mean "BOO-AUGHT-SHAAK"
Comment to comic 3751 on 2014-12-22: It can if you have a hot body and good b...
Comment to comic 3765 on 2014-12-22: Phew, I guess I don't have to worry abou... ★2
Comment to comic 3773 on 2014-12-22: "You are NOT the father!" https://www.yo...
Comment to comic 3775 on 2014-12-22: abortion debate goes here
Comment to comic 3780 on 2014-12-22: "Spy. Guy Spy." ★1
Comment to comic 3785 on 2014-12-22: That... I just... ...Okay, even by Cyani...
Comment to comic 1816 on 2014-12-20: DOUCHE
Comment to comic 2628 on 2014-12-20: Fucking cloppers, man.
Comment to comic 1318 on 2014-12-20: Godspeed, PSES. Godspeed.
Comment to comic 2209 on 2014-12-20: Continuation of: http://explosm.net/comi... ★1
Comment to comic 2205 on 2014-12-20: Continuation of: http://explosm.net/comi...
Comment to comic 1941 on 2014-12-20: I'm alarmed that you think giving a chil...
Comment to comic 2575 on 2014-12-20: OH NO!
Comment to comic 1288 on 2014-12-20: "Dad, why are you a greasy hobo, anyway?... ★1
Comment to comic 586 on 2014-12-20: Witty comment. ★1
Comment to comic 1265 on 2014-12-20: "Nunchaku, bitch."
Comment to comic 1701 on 2014-12-20: SHIT SHIT SHIT I READ IT WHAT DO I DO
Comment to comic 1274 on 2014-12-20: "Dammit, ANOTHER leprechaun!"
Comment to comic 3139 on 2014-12-20: You need to get your panic reflex checke...
Comment to comic 2354 on 2014-12-20: "I swear! It was just on the one date, a...
Comment to comic 2326 on 2014-12-20: "Specifically, a huge black dick connect...
Comment to comic 3014 on 2014-12-20: Bullshit. First three panels, the artist...
Comment to comic 3250 on 2014-12-20: Crisis averted, I guess.
Comment to comic 441 on 2014-12-20: What a lot of funny things there are!
Comment to comic 3779 on 2014-12-20: "Oh, I took it down so I could do this j... ★3
Comment to comic 2412 on 2014-12-16: That sandwich is a jerk. He didn't even ...
Comment to comic 2199 on 2014-12-16: That's a real ass-backwards way of super...
Comment to comic 2436 on 2014-12-16: Ha! Autofellatio.
Comment to comic 2890 on 2014-12-16: "Hi ho, Silver Standard, away!" ★2
Comment to comic 2350 on 2014-12-16: But Kisses teach us how to love.
Comment to comic 2217 on 2014-12-16: jesus Kris what the fuck ★3
Comment to comic 1775 on 2014-12-16: DOUCHE
Comment to comic 3554 on 2014-12-16: I mean, if you're into that sort of thin...
Comment to comic 1820 on 2014-12-16: "For the third time, Peter, no."
Comment to comic 1471 on 2014-12-16: What's the big deal? Knowing sanitation ... ★1
Comment to comic 754 on 2014-12-16: ˙uʍop-əpısdn pɐəɹ oʇ ɟləsʎɯ ʇɥƃnɐʇ ı ƃuı...
Comment to comic 1412 on 2014-12-16: "Speak down, I can't hear you." ★11
Comment to comic 2041 on 2014-12-16: nope nope nope nope nope nope
Comment to comic 3105 on 2014-12-16: What a tweest!
Comment to comic 2651 on 2014-12-16: "I just meant that you're obviously high... ★1
Comment to comic 2287 on 2014-12-16: Don't do it, man! Comic Sans is guarante...
Comment to comic 2899 on 2014-12-16: Just to save everyone else the trouble, ...
Comment to comic 1224 on 2014-12-16: "Yes, but I'm not IN love with you." ★4
Comment to comic 2885 on 2014-12-16: Aliens are dicks.
Comment to comic 1345 on 2014-12-16: Well obviously his legs weren't that unu...
Comment to comic 3374 on 2014-12-15: Christians, take note.
Comment to comic 3628 on 2014-12-15: This guy could give Onigiri-sensei a few...
Comment to comic 3631 on 2014-12-15: Well, she's a keeper. ★2
Comment to comic 3645 on 2014-12-15: I tried playing tug-of-peace with an arm...
Comment to comic 3648 on 2014-12-15: Well that's one way to organize a threes...
Comment to comic 3670 on 2014-12-15: Christians, take note.
Comment to comic 3677 on 2014-12-15: OH SNAP
Comment to comic 3678 on 2014-12-15: "Sorry, sir, but we have a strict 'No Ti...
Comment to comic 3680 on 2014-12-15: Eyeballs: apparently not protein.
Comment to comic 3703 on 2014-12-15: Cut off the first four panels, and you'v... ★1
Comment to comic 3706 on 2014-12-15: Believe me, Green Shirt, we're all disap...
Comment to comic 3705 on 2014-12-15: Because they want to support indie devel... ★1
Comment to comic 3715 on 2014-12-15: Someone should make a working clock out ... ★2
Comment to comic 3725 on 2014-12-15: Blue Shirt's pretty spry for a 94-year-o...
Comment to comic 3732 on 2014-12-15: Have you seen bees up close? Trust me, t...
Comment to comic 3737 on 2014-12-15: Oh look, a couple of Ayn Rand fans.
Comment to comic 3739 on 2014-12-15: God, Kris, you are such an attention who... ★2
Comment to comic 3744 on 2014-12-15: Moments later, the man in orange was app... ★2
Comment to comic 3746 on 2014-12-15: Have you tried boiling yourself alive in...
Comment to comic 3752 on 2014-12-15: Perform for our amusement, silly stick f... ★1
Comment to comic 2373 on 2014-12-15: Junk Mail: Getting your dick plucked off...
Comment to comic 3754 on 2014-12-15: To be fair, that pot did deserve to die ... ★3
Comment to comic 2335 on 2014-12-15: A C+H comic where people are nice to eac... ★3
Comment to comic 2977 on 2014-12-15: Your Bob days are fast approaching, Mr. ...
Comment to comic 3758 on 2014-12-15: minutes later WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
Comment to comic 3766 on 2014-12-15: There are only two ways the phrase "bang...
Comment to comic 3243 on 2014-12-15: If it weren't for webcomics like these, ...
Comment to comic 2751 on 2014-12-15: No, you definitely said "pretty widespre... ★1
Comment to comic 512 on 2014-12-15: 2british4me
Comment to comic 1475 on 2014-12-15: I think we can all agree that this was t...
Comment to comic 1764 on 2014-12-15: I thought Dan the Downer wore orange.
Comment to comic 1998 on 2014-12-15: Just according to Keikaku.
Comment to comic 3036 on 2014-12-15: This makes perfect sense. ★2
Comment to comic 1004 on 2014-12-15: Harry, you fool! Greater men have been d... ★1
Comment to comic 2522 on 2014-12-15: Well it could've been worse. You could h...
Comment to comic 915 on 2014-12-15: Oh boy, I'm there! clicks to the front p... ★3
Comment to comic 1365 on 2014-12-15: "...who threw me into a woodchipper." ★1
Comment to comic 184 on 2014-12-15: Classic Kris logic - "I can't see, there... ★5
Comment to comic 3403 on 2014-12-15: If the joint was striped like a candy ca...
Comment to comic 289 on 2014-12-15: "Sooo, is that a 'maybe', then?"
Comment to comic 2093 on 2014-12-15: Yes, because no-one could possibly notic...
Comment to comic 3370 on 2014-12-15: I PUT MY EVIL INSIDE YOU.
Comment to comic 2720 on 2014-12-14: Well played, pyromaniac genocidal rapist...
Comment to comic 288 on 2014-12-14: This joke makes no sense unless you've s... ★5
Comment to comic 1021 on 2014-12-14: "Well I don't know, Dad! Why did you thi...
Comment to comic 392 on 2014-12-14: This comic is rubikulous.
Comment to comic 56 on 2014-12-14: Early C&H was pretty fucking stupid.
Comment to comic 1903 on 2014-12-14: She's just disgusted by his freakish abi... ★1
Comment to comic 2539 on 2014-12-14: They're actually shocked because he has ...
Comment to comic 3297 on 2014-12-14: A more accurate comic would have them ac... ★1
Comment to comic 159 on 2014-12-14: Hit spacebar eight times. Works like a c...
Comment to comic 3366 on 2014-12-14: "Also, I don't like the way you act when...
Comment to comic 322 on 2014-12-14: Ick.
Comment to comic 3774 on 2014-12-14: Dave got shit-faced and forgot to write ...