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Gangrene (c[▄])

2068 comments (2017-03-25 – 2021-01-02) to 499 comics
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Comment to comic 5751 on 2021-01-02

That is beautiful. ★6

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Only on the inside! ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Hahaha! You thought I had a job. ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

The pornhub remake of that one Twilight ... ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-07

Holy shit... This is beautiful.

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-07

Huh.. Finally found a use for that buffi...

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

This reminds me of that time my employer... ★2

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-31

You should already know how fucked you a... ★3

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-28

Haha. Fuck that. While everyone was hoar...

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

You could start by wiping it off your ch... ★7

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

It's the end of the world as we know it,... ★3

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-24

Coffee makes everything better. A little...

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

Was hoping for some viral comics. I’m no... ★5

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

You can run, but you'll only die tired..... ★1

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-13

This is much more like the school system...

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-13

Eventually, they betray you too.

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

It's not the coffee, you're just full of... ★4

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

I like my coffee like I like my women. W... ★7

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

Mmm... Coffee.

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

I wish I could send my shark minions aft... ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I'd be crying too if I had such an ugly ... ★5

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupc...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I want nachos..

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Your mom, huh? That reminds me.. I need ...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

You're an idiot.

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I hate you. Fuck you. You're a fucking c... ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I'll light a black candle for ya. ★2

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

No, I was merely advising it. ★5

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Probably trying to sell vital organs to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

The one that asks the question. ★5

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I'm not everyone, but I don't trust anyo...

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

The majority of fuckers out there really...

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

It's your call, Dorothy.

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

OH, such stinging commentary! ★2

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

Leave your sex change out of this. ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Oh shit, it's the cops! ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

He'll be getting something off, at least... ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

You wouldn't be the first! ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Or, a line to pick up a welfare check. ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Aw, you deleted your comment. You should... ★7

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-15

That's one of many diseases you could fi...

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

I thought that agreement was made some 2... ★3

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

His life really flashed before his eyes.... ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

I don't know about that.. A solid white ... ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

These days you'd be better off writing "... ★6

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

I miss the old days when they actually h... ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Jumpstarting the kid's creative spark. ★6

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-11

Hey, Dave. Go fuck yourse...Oh, nevermin... ★3

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-11

Nobody gives a shit. ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

I hope a pigeon shits in your face while... ★4

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

So, a Lieutenant once said to me, "If a ... ★4

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

At least I'm always right. ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

I'm rather experienced. I can help. The ... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I read the first sentence.. Pretty sure ... ★5

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

My army of caffeinated spiders will soon... ★3

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

You're never safe. ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

God damn flatbills. ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

That's probably syphilis. You should get... ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Careful, never know what you're going to... ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

A fleshlight is certainly less expensive... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

It's time to double up on the Halloween ... ★4

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Speaking of fleshy wind bag.. How's that... ★5

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

I don't want you to live either. ★3

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Any way that kills you fuckers is good e... ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

What costume? ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

With a chainsaw! ★5

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Saw the user pic and thought Jackie Chan... ★5

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Time to set the bear traps out.. ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Now, on the day you were born The nurses... ★4

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-30

This must be San Francisco. Or, Canada.....

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-30

Gangrene Will Guillotine Babypapajoe1

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

It comes naturally with cranial-rectum i... ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

You're a fucking retard! ★3

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

I refute your logic. Your body is compos... ★5

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

Meanwhile, in Denver.. It's fucking cold...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

This is beautiful.

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Well, that's just racist. #BlackShitsMat...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

There are no real people anymore.

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Well, that's enough internet for today..... ★4

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

It's Chipotle, what did you expect? Do t... ★2

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Certainly on my "Fuck it" List. ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I had one as a kid until it was cooked f...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Yeah. I much prefer the meat filled pets... ★3

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

You know you're in bad shape when you're... ★3

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

It was a really nice Oldsmobile.. ★2

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

You should try some coffee!

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

A firing squad? ★2

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

The stench of death and the trail of wri... ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Haha! I'm not wearing pants either.. ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

This guy takes today's Bag of Flaming Sh... ★4

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Have you looked in a mirror lately? ★6

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

No, no.. That's Hell. ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

I had eight shots of espresso this morni... ★5

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

Depending on who you ask, it's above or ... ★4

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

Oh, don't be bashful.. I think there's a... ★1

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16

Alcohol makes an ugly baby less ugly.

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16

*laughs at people*

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16

I never had a problem lifting my coffee ...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I feel the same about your comments. ★8

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I was expecting a guy in a priest collar... ★7

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Have a "Fuck You!" , you've earned it! ★2

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

The word of the day is Enucleation . ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

The fuck is this shit?

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

I never make that promise with a loaded ... ★3

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

Get the fuck out. ★5

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

Sounds like you need to take a good long... ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

Them fuckers are weird about beer, sex a...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

A bit longer in the oven and she'll be r...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

Go fuck yourself, you god damn cockmonge...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

In that case, you just need to put your ... ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

Probably one of those fancy internet doc...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

The whole book, huh? Hardcover or paperb... ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09

"Load of shit" ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Booooo hisss...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

I'm inserting my arrival. Wait...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Fuck you and your time of need! ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Nope, definitely not my worst childhood ...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Couldn't hurt to read a few of them your...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

It's hard, but sometimes you have to app...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Haha! Nobody loves you.

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

I like to spice it up with a dash paprik...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

I often get that feeling on Tamale Tuesd...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-07

Preach it..

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-06

I'll cremate the fucker that offers me d... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04

Just my usual caffeinated face, nothing ...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I hope a bird shits on your face today. ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Just think, a few more years and your ba... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04

It wouldn't be the first time.

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04

It's good to be that accepting of your u...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04

I try to remain a notch under homicidal ...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

However, nobody likes you. ★4

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I'd bet this guy really meant to spell a... ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Foreshadowing the overshadowing.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Keep your hopes up little man. Hope will...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Obviously, it's the children that got st... ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Kansas Wilderness It's hard to believe t... ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

F.F..F...F....F.....Fuuuuck You! Sorry, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Maybe some fucker just left the ashes on... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

I guess that's less frightening than wea... ★4

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Throw a trash bag over yourself and you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Maybe..

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Dead babies never go out of season. Espe... ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

You fail at life.

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-02

You'd better have more than one.

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-02

Only when I don't get my coffee.. ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

That's what happens when you copy/paste ...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

You're like the end result of a monkey f... ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Check the ash tray. ★7

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

honk honk

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

Ah, the classics..

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-30

God fucking dammit.. You see what happen...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Your parents were just killed in an acci...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Fuck you!

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Most sports are just a bunch of guys pla...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

His frappuccino melted.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Yes, but I have a sneaking suspicion tha... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Your idea of "that works" is like pissin... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Dishonestly, I care.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

You can take my life, but you can never ...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Rob the cunts ★4

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

It'd be too fucking hot is what it'd be!...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

That explains the smell around here.. Ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

He just needs to give up on Mexico and w... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Hate is such a strong word... Yes. ★7

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-28

Fuck no!

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-28

Soaked in the kindness of lemon juice. ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Not fast enough.. Those people are still... ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

I’d kick you in the teeth, but I'd reall... ★6

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Fuck that.. I like it cold, like my hear...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Holy fuck, the cheese factor just hit a ... ★7

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Burn California ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

That would be an amazing coffee.

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-27

TLDR; blah blah blah

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-27

That moment when you learn what everyone... ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Must be amateur hour.

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

High fructose porn syrup ★4

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Dig a hole and bury that fucking cat. ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Worm food! ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Even this cock gobbler gets it. ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

This is the wrong kind of indecisiveness...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Sorry, no fucks in sight. ★5

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

That's chemical warfare . You'll need mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

I hope you suffer a thousand papercuts. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Not as dark as my coffee. ★3

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

No.

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-23

They're sticking a bit more to the right...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

Yeah, those.. Not even worthy of the eff...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Dick move.. ★6

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Lies.. The only noises married couples m... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Those long table cloths allow for stealt... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

I feel like there's an innuendo here, or...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

You've already wasted up to that point i... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

God damn, motherfucking millenials.. ★1

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-17

It'd make more sense than the bible.

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-16

Are ya dead yet? ★3

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

The comics still have their moments. ★3

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

Hahaha! And people here thought you were... ★10

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

What the fuck.

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Well, that was a dick move. ★10

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Dorothy has substantial stock in citrone... ★1

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-19

https://tinyurl.com/bpjpy2t

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-19

Boobs so small you can choke on them..

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

It's the brains of the operation after a... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

The knife was just to help with the 4g r... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Last time you did that, it took three vi... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

They can just hold the head up higher wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Any good roll in the hay should end with... ★5

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Faster than Dorothy? ★4

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

No one ever had to make you get the hose... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Someone tried to erase the evidence.. ★2

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Use your head, man.. Geez. ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

I'll bring the popcorn, you grab the coa... ★4

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

Fuck you!

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

Nobody needs to be watching you to think... ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

You morons are worse than the spambots. ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Queen of Chlamydia ★1

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Furries are not people. They fall into a... ★3

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Lightweight

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

GET THE FUCK OUT! ★2

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Don't look at me like that.. ★2

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

People like you are the reason we have m... ★5

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

How many times before you figure out it'... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

If you're that far into the list and hav... ★6

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

That's not a choice, that's a declaratio... ★7

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Only on the inside! ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

You make me sick. ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

http://explosm.net/comics/89/ http://exp... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

I try to, but you cuntnuggets keep bring... ★5

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

Jesus is kind of a visual error.. I mean... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

Eat shit, cuntwad. ★4

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-06

The only good meme is a dead meme.. Wait...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-06

If you replace weekend with every day, i... ★1

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

Smiles are for serial killers, clowns or... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

I'll introduce you to the back of my han... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

Your face, motherfucker. ★1

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-06

Short end of the dick, eh?

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-06

Mmm... Caffeine.

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

You get a stab, and you get a stab... Ev...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

I buried my wife a few days ago.. When d... ★1

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

He's not wrong.. For once in his miserab...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Ohhhh. I know where you got that one! "W... ★4

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Kill yourself.

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

The fuck you say?! ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

I want to stab those fuckers right in th... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Totally missed opportunity to comment ab... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Huh.. Traded a muzzle loader for a handg... ★4

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

*saggier

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Haha.. It's called stopping power for a ...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Three shells she fell, now she's on the ...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Jokes are like a fart.. If you try too h... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Thanks for the fuckin' play by play! ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

*Contagious FIFY!

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-24

Shrek spotted. http://explosm.net/comics... ★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

All you fuckers need a full time job. ★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

You must have been shopping for sex toys...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

I see the future, and it's full of shitt... ★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

In his case it sort of stands down. ★2

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Get off my lawn, motherfucker! ★4

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Kind of makes sense.. A lot of you fucke... ★10

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

You payed enough in suffering merely by ...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Coffee. ★4

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

I was expecting this to be about a face ... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Jesus walked into a motel, put several n... ★13

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

I see you achieved your cameo.

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Laws are made to be broken. ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Now you're just a pathetic loser on some... ★2

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Your happiness needs a bigger dose of Cy...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

★7

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Bubbles 1, Punk 0.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Easy. Stop commenting. ★5

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

*Fuck.. FIFY

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

*sharpens the guillotine* ★5

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

The sheer stench of a bowling alley is d... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Pretty like your mouth, boy.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Ah, Dorothy.. Always in the gutter.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Hahaha! Fuck you. ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

This is why you shouldn't type one-hande...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Not the one in the comic. Get your fucki...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Also, sanity. Don't forget sanity. ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

“Sleep, those little slices of death — h...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love... ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Shit.. You took it! Well played.. ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Having to constantly refill my coffee mu...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Haha.. You're old. Oh, fuck.. I am too.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Age? Haha, you guys can't even count tha... ★4

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

I'm amused by the sheer number of homele...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

You can pry my coffee from my cold dead ...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

At least in the maternity ward.

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

"high-ranking intern" Is that an oxymoro... ★6

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Get the fuck outta here! ★3

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

It's a bit ogreated .. ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

d̶i̶s̶g̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

So, uh.. Did the animal swallow? ᴼʳ, ʷᵃˢ... ★4

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

The two are certainly not mutually exclu...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

On the day I was born, the nurses all ga... ★3

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

"For whom the bell tolls; it tolls for t... ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

"Fuck you!" ―God ★2

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

A dumpster. Organ harvesters .. You have...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

Wherever you go.

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

TL;DR The only long posts I read belong ... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Ah, so it's really referring to your cli...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Dorothy doesn't count.. ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Haha.. Many would call that a serious re... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

If you took the stairs, you'd be dead by... ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Smack your screen repeatedly with a larg... ★7

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Yeah, drink the cool-aide.. The orgy of ...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

*ever ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Right? I mean, they put so much effort i... ★9

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Was that your stage name back in the day...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Her victims sure wish they didn't. ★3

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Should've transferred some energy to wak...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Did your parents ever ask you to run awa... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Someone's competing for the "Cuntmuffin"... ★6

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicid... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I'm not one to judge.. I mean.. Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to... ★8

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

It's like a huge weight was lifted from ... ★6

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I wouldn't put it past them, but it fuck...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Mine's under my pillow. ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Oh, put your skirt down.. We're not that...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Heaven's a lie! ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Fuck off!

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

A noose is cheaper, less mess and quiet....

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Damn, man.. I just spit coffee all over ... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

You're in the wrong neighborhood, son.. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

You guys are the heroes we need today.

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

You leave my dick out of this. ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Oh shit. ★5

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

Gotta keep the polls open.. Just be sure...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

I don't consider anyone here as my enemy... ★2

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31

People may say I have poor taste, but I ... ★9

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Can I put the nails in too?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Anyone that asks "What's going on" is mo...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

That's hot.

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

You and the rest of your alts can fuck o...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Explosm's Orgasmic Cumpilation

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

But, a cunt without a muffin is just ano... ★2

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

Haha!

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

TL;DR Blaaaaaaaarrghghggghhlrlrfffffff ★5

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Haha.. Like I'd allow them to live to tr... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Don't fuck with the crows, man.. Now, a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

They are multifaceted tools. They also w... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

This isn't about your sex life. ★11

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

You're a disgrace!

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I saw that.. Kid's gonna trip over the s... ★2

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

These uplifting comics make me sad. I li... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Like anyone here knows what a life is. ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

You have some fucking weird camping trip... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

I did that to some punk in grade school ...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Dinner. ★5

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Not the happy ending he was anticipating... ★7

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

They all actually talk out of their asse... ★3

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

I'm sending a month old, molded banana a... ★1

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

Oh, I didn't say I didn't believe. I mea... ★2

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

The number of souls consumed by her vagi... ★5

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Not bad, but I'm cool with Demons.. Woke... ★4

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

That kid's about to deepthroat a fucking... ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

One word. Robot

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

This is why I told CAS to keep you on th... ★2

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Around here, I thought it referred to th... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

This would be a divide by zero thing wit... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

That's what I'm talking about! Sharing i... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Yeah, those were the times.. Ah, the 80'...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

That's like asking if I brought my two l... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

That cupcake couldn't stir shit with a b... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

A mere glance brings children to tears a...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

“It's only after we've lost everything t... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Just stopping in to reinforce my hatred ... ★9

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

Ask your girlfriend.. Ohhh, right.. ★2

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

Keep trying.. Someday you'll say somethi... ★4

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

Maybe they really meant E.D. and you wer... ★5

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

Nullion put it best.. Everyone dies. Not... ★2

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

A stalker would say that. ★3

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-17

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave.... ★1

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-17

Wait a sec.. So, who gnawed off an arm f...

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

a zombie... ★1

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

I once slipped in dogshit on a patch of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Safe.. Just like that condom you found i... ★7

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Cherish that moment.. ★4

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Oh, and you're both alts of DPH, right? ... ★3

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

This place is heavily constipated.. Shit... ★1

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Whoa... Whoa..!! Gentlemen, you can't fi... ★6

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Should've given her lead pois.. er, a gr... ★3

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

mmm... Espresso..

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

There's certainly been a string of those...

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Haha... Look at Sherly acting all edgy n... ★7

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

No shit.. This isn't fucking Reddit. ★5

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

Sanity prevails. ★7

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-16

How's that changed any? ★4

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

I should take offense to such associatio... ★4

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

Thought that was Cornhole premium.

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

So, how'd Dorothy take the news? ★3

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

I fear you guys have actually been tonin... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

We'll just have to agree to disagree on ... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

I wouldn't want anybody to feel left out... ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

I sure use a shit ton of coffee filters....

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Fun Fact: Majority of Christians don't k... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Someone has quite the death wish.. ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I don't lash out at people, I merely des... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Trying to hit me in the feels with mommy... ★3

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I miss the good old days when you guys p... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Huh... I thought it was called education... ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

You're a testament to your words there, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

This shit's nearly as bad a gimmick as b...

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

Didn't think I'd ever favorite one of yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Just you wait til she runs out of toilet... ★2

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

I'd probably start by not looking for ad... ★3

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

There's a lot of half-asses around here....

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

I hate your fucking hat, hippy. ★1

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

I hate your will to live. ★1

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

Two of me? Imagine the possibilities....... ★2

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

Equilibrium

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

Fuck you and your ugly hat.

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

I don't hate people.. I just feel a lot ... ★4

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-09

"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer o... ★3

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-09

I might've been appwalled if you didn't ... ★2

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

The war to end all wars. ★2

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Alright.. Everyone else I can understand... ★2

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

I'm not sure I believe there are any fem...

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-08

Hahahaha!

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

Holy fucking shitballs... Look at that w... ★1

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Fuck you. Also. Anyone who ever loved yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

Dorothy's kind of fruit cocktail

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

That's what I do when I have a boner tha...

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

Get off my lawn, motherfucker! ★2

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

The roses have withered The violets are ... ★3

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

Those are usually only at the top of the... ★5

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

This is not a rare occurrence around her...

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

The grass was greener.. They have better... ★4

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

Always loved how those would blow up kil... ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

Roses are red Violets aren't blue There ... ★4

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

How deep into the recess of your ancient... ★3

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

I can see this one being read to a jury ... ★6

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

Probably having another cup of coffee.. ...

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

Free healthcare for all Americans that g... ★1

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

We just need a bigger asshole to surface...

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

It's never too late to go fuck yourself....

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

The same people that use inflatable furn... ★1

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

The best kind of coffee!

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

What are ads?

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

"Life can only be understood backwards; ... ★2

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Bonified. ★1

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Those aren't even real people. ★1

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

However, never anything that has to do w...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Dorothy, Dorothy... I'm appalled to have... ★2

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

There, their, they're..

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Yes. It's a wholesome children's film fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Haha! Go watch The Plague Dogs some time... ★2

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

That one made me want to gouge my eyes o... ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Oh, that's great! Now, show yourself the... ★9

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Not a fucking chance!

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Watership Down The original, none of tha... ★5

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Realistic or Realism.. Let's consider th... ★2

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

http://explosm.net/comics/5079/ ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Careful, that's Dorothy. She only does "... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Haha! That's funny because you're Sherlo...

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

He always managed to keep his pants on i... ★4

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-23

He needs some coffee.

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

We all know your gene pool could use som... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

A shovel is far cheaper than a divorce. ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

You hear that, Sherlock? If you feel the... ★3

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

That's entirely debatable.

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

Ugh... Ugh! What the flying floppy-cock ...

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-22

Gonorrhea Milkshake?

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

The best part of him ran down his mother... ★2

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

If I were slightly more twisted, I'd hit... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

"What if..." Said Bigfoot as a police ro... ★5

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

I'm sure your dad would love for you to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

Meanwhile, deep within the cavernous aby... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

The cyber-bully can. http://explosm.net/... ★4

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

*Cough* *Cough* Stop! My Allergies! Haha... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

I was expecting him to walk through a do... ★3

Comment to comic 4211 on 2019-01-19

God dammit, man. I miss this kind of com... ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

I'd say Trump would dictate that on plan... ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Botox injection gone wrong. ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Shouldn't you be somewhere else? Like a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Trigger finger twitching ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Around here I call them "Brodozers" . ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Sharing is caring! ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

*deep gravely voice* "My pain is my own"... ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

On the upside, I'm sure I watched a numb... ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

If you sounded anymore inbred you'd be a... ★5

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

I wish my eyes glowed red like that afte... ★3

Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

Better yet. Invest in a bigger, better, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

You would be proud of this man. http://e... ★3

Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

Like this? http://explosm.net/comics/214... ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Queef I'd Like to Forget ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

You're a sick man, Mr. Cuntmuffin..

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

You guys are lucky. I didn't really have... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

This coming from a guy that may or may n... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Only if I'm wearing some amazing beer go... ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Oh shit! It's a wig! Surprise motherfuck... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

That's kind of fucked up.. I'll go out o... ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

https://bit.ly/2FzaPp9 ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Take that cock out of your mouth when yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Don't forget the donkey.. ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

I agree. Marriage is an ancient traditio... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Only once? I find that hard to believe. ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicid... ★3

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

I'm certainly not in the closet about my... ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

You sonuva cuntnugget!

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Twitter. ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

That's one fucked up threesome. ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Guess who has no life! Hint: his usernam...

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Stop getting your fucking hopes up. ★1

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

Cause cancer? ★2

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

There's a spider on you. Here's some gas... ★1

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

Oh shit! I just dropped this bucket of f... ★3

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

The fuck is sunscreen? The sun wouldn't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Bet it feels amazing on the head of my d... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

If you put every dick in the Mariana Tre... ★4

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Ghosts? I thought you were suppose to be... ★6

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

"Swamp Thing" Ya know.. That's another n... ★4

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Hello. My name is Gangrene and I FUCKING... ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

With my axe! ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

It should have at least led to manslaugh... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Mexican's are attracted to bright colors... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Only when I had the wasabi.. ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Have you ever seen the back seat of a De... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

It's tough when they usually only write ... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Like a pressed fruit bowl. ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Like anyone new to the field, you're you... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Just imagine peeling apart a grilled che... ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Sherlock has no friends, ergo there are ... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

I hear they drank some bad cool aid at a... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-12

I know. My correction is just much bette... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

I'm sure Dorothy is around here somewher... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

We don't talk about fruit week. ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I like my coffee like I like my women. W... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

I have icon suggestions just for you. Yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

You got yours fittingly enough at the ti... ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I thought this about earning your red wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

*Imperator cast ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

"explain my existence, hmm?" Well, alrig... ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

That's the kind of optimism I like to he... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Fromunder cheese. ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Wow, what the fuck.. You just made a fun... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Holy shit, pants! Or, well, I meant it's... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

You often wake coughing up fluid with hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Once a feculent shit trumpet, always a f... ★2

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-09

I bet... You haven't worked a single ver... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Sound advise that will always fall on de... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I make mine in the Gimp.. The program, n... ★4

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

Haha!

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

If only you'd keep those thoughts to you...

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I like the old icon better.. This one lo... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

That's like 3x3 pixels. Should we call y... ★5

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Looks like she's been using my special h... ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Every time he looks in the mirror his di... ★2

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

If Dave or Rob did this comic it would b... ★5

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

How imaginative! ★4

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

If you spot a drone closing in fast just... ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

New year, still fucked. ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

For an anti-drug bear, you're clearly sm... ★2

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

People still listen to radio? ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Hahaha! You're a choir boy! ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Does he blow out the candle next? ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-05

Not for the love of god! ★3

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Rob's into some freaky shit. ★3

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

A few survivors utter the tale of the da... ★3

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

You can always keep a good man down! ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

None of that crazy talk.. ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Nobody needs to answer that one. ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

You need to stop hanging out in that dum... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

They talk too much. ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Young? I think the kid's talking about b... ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Fuck You! ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

"Hope and Faith..." Said the fuckin' Eas... ★5

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Either you need to be drinking more, or ... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

I don't need time travel for that.. I ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

I expected as much.. It's really impress... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

It varies with the level of oxygenation.... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

You're at least six months late with tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Fuck your 2019 into 2020 you jizzbiscuit... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Does this look like the fucking Netflix ... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Should I be looking that up on Urban Dic... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Well, you more than likely qualify in bo... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

I always have the voices in my head. ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

You're well on your way to making that l... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

You're a questionable individual using a... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Fucking "hoverboards" still have wheels!... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

God dammit... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

How do you know it's a happy one? ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Haha! Like the good citizens of this cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

The precum or the straight to anal editi... ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Yes. For marriage is a trap that will dr... ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Shit... I kind of want that on my tombst... ★5

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

Don't worry, we haven't forgotten you're... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

I'm sure we can agree you're a "No Trick... ★1

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

How's that wall looking? Ohhh...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Think of it like flies on shit. ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

That's what happens when you try looking...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

It is kind of a gravity well of endless ...

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

It's the 26th here. The festivities are ... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

So help me, if this song shows up in my ... ★2

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Bah fucking humbug to you, Pink Eye!

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

This pun should be il-leg-al. It is cert... ★2

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

I'm more amused that this guy is standin... ★1

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Wouldn't she likely be carrying those in... ★2

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Those "distant relatives of Cteklite" we... ★3

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Sure.. What good's a "stiff" without a "... ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

That would make one scary looking Eiffel... ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

That was beautiful, man. Don't look at m... ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Probably got it at one of those "Gravebu... ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Maybe he's a pussy... Maybe he's another...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Sent dick pics?

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

She's a real gold digger. ★1

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

She only got the tip. ★2

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-19

Angry, decaffeinated, socially inept and... ★1

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-19

Someone needs to drop this fucker off in...

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

He's just learning, you don't want to ju...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

I'm offended by these celebrations. Fuck... ★2

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Well, Merry fucking Chrihanukkwanza to y... ★3

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Amateurs.. You never hide a body, you di...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

See? That's the holiday spirit I'm talki... ★4

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

I prefer the Crescendo .

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Yeah, you would be the creepy fucker giv...

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Never to be seen or heard from again. Ac... ★3

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Woah, hold the fucking phone! How'd you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

That kid's going places. Head first.. ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-17

It usually only occurs at the bottom of ...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

I'm trying to get in the spirit.. Pretty...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

I hear the forecast for next week isn't ... ★3

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

You tell yourself that, but still cry yo... ★4

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-17

We're that far already. Or, at least tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

That bloodied confused look in the secon... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-16

You could fit the fucking Partridge fami... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Who the fuck had time to watch cartoons ...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

We need a new case of SIDS in the world.... ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Not in my drink. That's not quite as ent...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Was it a penetrating cold ? ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Did you just assume that XY or XX gender... ★4

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

I think this problem is more prevalent t... ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Ohh, a mom joke! We wouldn't want you di...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

My penis.. ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Lies... Only when it's removed.

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Fear not, only Snow Globes will be impac... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Get your head out of your furry asshole.... ★3

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14

Get out of here you fuckwits. ★4

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

You'll regret those words..

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

You need to adjust the vertical hold on ...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Your reality sucks.

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Looks like you get the shaft again. ★4

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

Ha, that's one carcass I think even the ...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

A long dead plant, the remnants in soil ... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

There's certainly enough room. Fuck, tha...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

"You'll shoot yer eye out!"

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

You're still only working with an inch a...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

Where's that super-virus I asked for? We... ★4

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Some things should not be put into words... ★2

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Well, there was that time I was trying t... ★3

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

I’ll get the tobasco sauce..

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Sounds like Dorothy’s nether regions. ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Ask your pappy!

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-08

Oh, fuck no!

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-08

This is awesome.. Has Kris been reminisc... ★1

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-30

The good parties have historically been ...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Lies.. You haven't been able to see your... ★2

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

I once considered a barbell set seen on ...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

It's one of the stupidest words.. ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

You can work hard all night, but if the ... ★3

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Coffee.. Lots and lots of coffee! Trust ... ★2

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Fuck you! ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Watch it.. I’ll unleash Jormungandr . *Z... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

In your case I’m thinking these three ar...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Not quite the epic explosion of commenta... ★1

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

That's like not using enough paper the f... ★4

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Of course. America isn't the same withou... ★3

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Haha.. If any of us had better ideas, we... ★2

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Did you get her number? ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Most dogs do this by nature.. “Gee, I th... ★2

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-03

That was awesome! ★3

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

He could fashion a strap on. ★2

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Such quackery.. ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I’m freshly caffeinated with Salem’s fin...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

God damn youngins.. ★1

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

This is an affront to Darkness everywher... ★2

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

It doesn’t make “coffee” so it can fuck ... ★1

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Oh, I understand *drinks coffee from a 5... ★2

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-23

"Get off my fuckin' lawn!" ★3

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

"reigion" ... Is that like a religious a... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Fuck you, weirdo.. Go drink your protein... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

That sounds more like my dream come true... ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Caffeine!

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

It's okay, I only drink iced coffee. Wou...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I've considered this.. There's far too m... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

What a fucking nightmare... How would it... ★3

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I never see their faces, just their phon... ★3

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Hot..

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Or his one true love.. ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Always assume the worst.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

This guy gets it.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Yeah.. Fuck it. I'm drinking two liters ...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

"Remember last time you woke me for a co... ★5

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

The minority opinions expressed by some ... ★2

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

You forgot moldy and stale.

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

I know.. I just wanted to use that line.... ★1

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

Speaking of copy cats.. You're no Cropsy... ★4

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

Sounds like number three should've moved...

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

Also, "HIV virus" is rather redundant. ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Black coffee Magic.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

I need to pick up some more coffee today...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-20

Here... Find a better one. https://octod...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I'm not usually critical of the comics, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I leave nothing to the imagination.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Guess you weren't putting your talents t... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-19

Oh, that shtick hasn't been tried before... ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I don't know if it's a commonplace thing...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Fuck.. I need coffee. Typos.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

There's a difference between invisible a... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Good thing I'm a soulless bastard.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I'm stopped trying to figure that out, t...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

You're actually mostly correct this time... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

When aren't you? ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

That would be like Dracula spilling bloo...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

It's good that you get it, but yours is ...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I laughed... Stupid humans.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I might try a cup one day, but I sure as...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

You are confusing scary with douchey .

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Watch out for the one that eats John Goo...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Wondering what he did with the nip... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

He was... He was.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Die.... Painfully .

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

!

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Clearly, you haven't taken a good look a... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Right? My charming personality more than...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

“I believe that there is an equality to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

If by raisin you mean your shriveled up ... ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Fuckers had enough trouble seeing a gree...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I liked it better before it was legal he...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Aw, come on. It's a holiday special!

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Remember this next time you attempt to m... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

I'll give you a reason...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Hint.. It's nothing like Vegemite.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Well, shit.. I don't know what your comp... ★3

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Aw, fuck.. There's a visual that'll make... ★2

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

At least with Pornhub, you can find some... ★4

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Oh, really.. http://explosm.net/comics/3...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

That's... Wow, that's.. *drinks coffee* ★1

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I'm gonna fist your face with a sledgeha...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I don't go anywhere without my poking st...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

He's pushing up Daisy.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

I'm not for eyes. I'm against them.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

Being the Designated Driver is like pull... ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

You need to stop reading "Better Homes &... ★2

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Hey, get the fuck back in the basement a... ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

The real Monster are owners of any bar t...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Vampires.. Only when they sparkle. Werew...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Yep.. http://explosm.net/comics/3117/

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Here ya go. http://explosm.net/comics/12...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I was nearly out of gas at 2am once in a... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Worse drivers I've ever experienced in t...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Oh, you'd be correct. This area has some...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Good, now get back to your indoctrinatio... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

In partnership with Pornhub! ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

It's not a half bad way of giving your d...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

We don't take kindly to optimists around...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Fuck no... Denver. Annnd. It's snowing n... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Let's go with he turned around and there...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

When I was a wee one, I left treats for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Every post breakup line ever.. Well, may...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Check your underwear drawer..

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Fucking raining all week... I'm burning ... ★4

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

It's for the best. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

It still remains at one . ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

It wasn't merely the fact that it was a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

You finally have one thing going for you... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

My guess, his line was crossed somewhere... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I'm sure there's a YouTube audience out ... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

People that ask stupid questions. *walks... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

"Cunty McTwatMuffin" I think that one ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

When referring to the internet for sourc... ★6

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

There's always the solo.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

There wasn't enough coffee to get me thr...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

My keyboard brought my comment here by w...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

To be fair. I came up with shlop. It was...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I still think you're a twatwaffle .

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

How are you able to identify a "gay look...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

If it isn't good for laughs, there's not...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

I don't know about the doctors, but they... ★2

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

It's like a predate inspection.. You get...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

I don't think he wants a "call in the mo...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

The easily triggered snowflake strikes a...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

This is worse than the shit Sherlock com... ★1

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

You're all over thinking this.. After fu... ★3

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

Sure, why not.. Unless you're a Hitman ....

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

Thought you guys were having a DoS attac...

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

Most things in life tend to be. "That bu...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I think my gmail account is older than h...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

Hahahaha.. Oh, my ribs... ★7

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

Technically, it's suppose to be used and... ★4

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

Always good to see your broadcasts resum... ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Nearly did this to my phone earlier... F... ★5

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Heads and shoulders above the competitio... ★2

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

You have a character? ★4

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-05

You're a brave soul.. Last time I saw he...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

I also wish you could do that. Reach for...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

I filter any email with multiple exclama...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

I feel this really needs a sound effect ... ★4

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Believe in yourself, kid!

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I was referring to the previous time I w...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

I love those inflatable chairs, Kris. ★4

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I attempted to make this point recently....

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

You kiss your mother with that fucking m...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I'll have some of that in my coffee, now...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

The Death Patch™ Come on.. It's not rock...

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I think it should be pink, or brown. Pin... ★1

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I believe an earlier comic had the gener... ★1

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Well, you can carve the face you want in... ★1

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I didn't necessarily mean it was a bad t...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Such horrors should never be mentioned.

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I feel like there are people, things or ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-03

Much obliged! ★4

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Sonic, you're fucking slow. ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Fuck you!

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

You're a bigger failure than the douchep...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

All you fuckers finding this shit depres...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Move on? Yeah, the fuck that'll happen! ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

GTFO

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Sounds like you got the adhesive backing...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

It's called copy & paste. That extra com... ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

While we're on nut puns.. Here's an old ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Before canning, it was a sordid history ... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

You have nut butter all over your face.....

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

If your idea of dark is a vanilla milksh... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Don't worry, I'm sure the oxygen supply ... ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Yeah, but these taste better. ★4

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Most of his seem like the work of a ment... ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Shut your fucking cock gobbler! ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Probably BEAR NUTS®

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Fucking lightweight. ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Nuts being stuffed into a can is probabl... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-01

These puns are going fucking nuts.. ★3

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-01

He's selling the family and moving to th... ★5

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

She looks like she'll return a gift that... ★1

Comment to comic 1878 on 2018-09-30

Of course you'd be here..

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

Shh... http://explosm.net/comics/1878/ ★1

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

So that's what brought Sherlock here. ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-30

Are you a dog person, or that person?

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

That was a cat-astrophe. ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Grilled frog legs aren't half bad.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

They are ideally flat with radial tread ... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

This person clearly lives alone with twe...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

You are kind of a pussy.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

It wasn't the significant other..

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Right? That's why the Taxidermist will h... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

You're wearing combat boots... Kick that... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

You're the fucking joke, you twat-tamale... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

So many fails in there, I don't know whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

It needs to be on by default. ★3

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

I miss Cropsy.. I hope he can come out o... ★3

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

For future reference... If you're referr... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

The coin slot of course... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

That would be a very elaborate fail.. Al... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

He didn't put the quarter in yet. ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

Yes.. Every major platform replaced it w...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

This guy instantly wants to put his dick... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

I know I used the "It's alright, I'm als...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

Better Answer: Be gone, bunglecunt!

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-24

You're lucky, otherwise it'd be the shot...

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-24

You'd better stop eating at Panda Expres...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Molotovs for everyone! ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-24

Hell, you would easily be the richest ma...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-23

What an ass... ★2

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

It's one of the few remaining groups I f... ★4

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

This guy gets it.

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

It's fucking disturbing that anyone woul... ★2

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

Quick.. Send him into the next comic con...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Ladder... Haha... Here, I have a spare r...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Get off my fucking lawn! ★4

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

You're a fucking piss gopher. ★2

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-22

Stare deeper into the abyss..

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

I think you should've left that one out ... ★2

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-19

That usually equates to "Man Hands" ... ...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Oh, the good ol' days when Gangrene was ... ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

You need to clean your fucking monitor. ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

There's a party in your pants and everyo...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

I'm getting the spray bottle.. ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Unlike yourself, I have more than a sole... ★2

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Well, usually one plays bitch.. ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

When a fat, naked man ass on explosm is ... ★1

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

Step away from the keyboard.. ★3

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-18

Sounds about right.

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-18

I'm pretty sure I'm the combined age of ...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

I cooked up a basket of chicken wings on... ★2

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

Huh.. I'd argue a true man would destroy...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

^Probably still twelve...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

OH, this guy sure did though. http://exp... ★5

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

Not this guy... http://explosm.net/comic... ★3

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

This place went to the birds long time a... ★4

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

I wouldn't go near that bear trap.

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

This is often how I feel about the comme...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-15

A bit late in the game for that, next ti...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

That's an opinion. ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

It's more likely you watch too much fuck...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

Probably the only way you'll find a peni...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

If you have to ask...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

Hahaha.... The whole fucking species. ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

That's a high ranking title. Big shoes t...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

No, but for putting your trust in a squi... ★2

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Well, thank God I don't follow that! The... ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

"There can be only one" ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Because #fuckhashtags that's why ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

A fat mom joke. We're really stepping it...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Pull your lip over your face and swallow... ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

I think this merely proves you were real... ★2

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

Happy Horseshit need not apply in this a... ★1

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

If it wasn't known already, he reinforce...

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

404: Life Not Found

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

"Cockmothering Twatwomble" has been my g... ★3

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

It's no less random than most of your co... ★3

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

We've got ourselves another choir boy......

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

*years ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

* Fleshlight™ Fixed it for ya.. ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

ysssssuuuuppp! It's a sound effect in it... ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

You're the disease! I'm just cleaning up...

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

That guy needs some fucking decaf... ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

"When did explosm become a sign of white... ★4

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Sounds like every day in a fourth of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

I was trying to represent some physical ... ★1

Comment to comic 5031 on 2018-09-09

It makes me happy.. Because I know it's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5031 on 2018-09-09

Ah, the American dream. Fucking idiots. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

This is plausible. ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

I think you meant nanometers , not miles...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-09

That's not going to help with the mornin... ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Here's the link on google earth. ★6

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Obviously.. You just check the damn odom...

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Sure makes those long distance relations... ★1

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-09

What I think ruins this place more than ...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

Oh, are you gonna ask a girl out? ★2

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Bastards.. Now, I'm hungry..

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

I shouldn't even have to say it.

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

I certainly hope you're not coming here ... ★1

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Probably a furry.

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

It might tickle a little. It's probably ... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

We're all still hoping you would stay in... ★2

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Woah, woah... You're interneting wrong! ★1

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Probably depends on the rope, but you'll... ★5

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

I think the "California Proposition 65" ...

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

Living in the mile high city I now cring...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

There's a visual that would make a great... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Oh, Adderall.. The caffeine that could b...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Fuck you.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

You must be a detective.

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-03

It is cancer.. But, it's like malignant ... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Fucking shitbricks, the lot of 'em.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

He thinks his comments are gold , but I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-03

You don't want to waste any time getting... ★1

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-03

Fuck you, Cuntcornucopia. ★3

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-03

Go take a fucking Walkabout. ★1

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

So, basically sex with a vagina that spa... ★1

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

It all started with a paperclip, two dea... ★1

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

You never know what you'll find with all...

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

You are seeing a very incomplete view of... ★1

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

It's the dictionary, therefore it's vali...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

That's one way to be prepared for a "sho...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Ohh, look at you.. Said the man that's t... ★1

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

And you think user names are overrated? ★3

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

No, no.. I'm a cold-hearted bastard and ...

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

You could learn a thing or two.

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

You are physically able to love the dead...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-27

This is a rare occasion that I agree wit... ★1

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-27

I don't know about your alts, but I neve... ★1

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Your facts suck harder than a Thai hooke... ★1

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

You jizznugget.. Take it from me, it's b...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Congratulations. You're a basket of necr...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

I'm trying to strike that from memory, b... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Straight from the guy with the "unlovabl... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Do you ever look at the vomit that comes...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Using the phrase, "in reality" when talk...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Since you mention it.. http://explosm.ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Infants, responsibilities? Those will br...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

When it comes to babies, only one rule a...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Darkar prefers them shaken, not stir-fri... ★3

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I didn't specify how that trade would go... ★2

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Quickly! Eat him and you'll gain any res... ★4

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Call it what you will, but I'm pretty ce...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I want a million guns. But, I don't get ...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I want my coffee mug infinitely brimming... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Choke on a piece of imaginary cake, you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Rehab is for quitters.

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

I think the internet already decided the...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Not quite.. http://explosm.net/comics/27... ★2

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-22

"It's on Twitter" Everyone enjoys a bit ... ★3

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-22

It would take a lot of crayons... ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-22

Molly's

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Does it? ★2

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

"I'm arguing with a Trump supporter" I h... ★7

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Conclusion: It has nothing to do with a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-21

The one I had they pour the shots over a... ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

I'm really liking this shade of red... G...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Look, you fucking jizztrumpet, nobody si... ★4

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-20

You know, a Guinness with several shots ... ★2

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-20

You have failed "Life Lessons 101".

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-20

The snowflake gets it!

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

Oh, quit being such a cockmothering bung... ★3

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

The joke is that reality is always at yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

You just need to stop meeting new people...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

The belly of Spider Snake.

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

Aw man, I feel triggered by this one. I ... ★5

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

You're going to be reincarnated as a cra...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

Congratulations. That still makes you lo... ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

Cropsy! This place really sucked without... ★3

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

That sounds like an invitation, Function... ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

That bowling team sounds ideal for the n... ★4

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

That depends... How would you rate the "... ★2

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

So, when I go to Hell.. er I mean Heck ,... ★9

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

Well, they both taste like ass. ★2

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

c[_] I was at the coffee shop real early... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

This guy really knows how he wants his d...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

I think you're more of the Bowl of Assho... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

That fucker's always leaving the damn ov... ★5

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

Sometimes Falert, you go above and beyon... ★4

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

The truth is, his father was an Oompa Lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

Fear not, your mom succeeded in stunting...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

I was up way too early today, standing i... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Come to the Dark Side.. We have cookies,...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

I'm not sure I'd agree the pendulum is s... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

You should maybe crack a window.. If tha...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

If this were a Kris comic, the end would... ★4

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

You can almost guarantee any costumed ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-13

He was dropped on his head at birth, rep... ★3

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-13

My caffeine tolerance is higher than the... ★1

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Perhaps I should've stayed with the "Her... ★1

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

"A flaming assfuck with shit and fart on...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Should've used a knife and cut that artw... ★2

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-11

Well, that's not how a blowjob is done. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-11

Bill Gates looks like a hobo most of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-11

All you fuckers and your alts. It's like...

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-11

That's what I say about coffee and caffe...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

As long as it didn't have any words in i... ★2

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

The Well of Lost Souls , of course. ★1

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-10

Looks like an ass with teeth. ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Fuck! That... That is nasty. Did you pul... ★1

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-10

A teddy bear full of rusty razor blades ... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

People that use the phrase "silly goose"...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

So.... How exactly does your mom protect... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

It's a good idea not to make promises yo...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

More than likely just another dude with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

A sledgehammer and a pair of steel toe b... ★2

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-08

It went from sniff to wipe with less sno... ★2

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-08

Hold your breath and count to 300.

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-08

You're about as wrong as the drunken bac... ★1

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

c[_] c[_] c[_] ★4

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

There's not enough coffee in the world r...

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

Is that Ethan Couch?

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

Take two steps back, introduce your uppe... ★4

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-07

Where the fuck is Cropsy?

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

You really need a new icon... I've had p... ★1

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

We're all really dead on the inside. /de...

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

If that comment came from anyone else it... ★1

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-06

Next up, "Explosm" and a giant dick pain... ★2

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

Ireland's always been a bit sideways if ...

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

Pangaea... Fuckin' time traveling weathe... ★4

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

I find that temperature refreshingly fuc...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

Maybe they just want to make their own S...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

Maybe he'll be abducted by aliens.

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

If only we could find a way to use child... ★1

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

I'd had my second or third morning coffe... ★1

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

Congratulations.. That icon contains one... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-05

Reverse the role and someone gets pissed...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-05

Yeah, that right there. That's the quali... ★2

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-04

Fuck you!

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Watch out folks, we've got a badass here... ★2

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Referring to that piece of fecal cabbage...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

I see you're still a complete cuntwaffle...

Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30

Anyone ever mention you resemble a queso... ★1

Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30

Come on now, is there really a differenc...

Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30

Cataclysm: a momentous and violent event...

Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30

Wealth may be found in religion however ... ★6

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

A fat male slob using a stupid female ic...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

Well, you're fucking right about that!

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

The only time I hold my breath is when I... ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

Bah! Damn kid's already have it too easy...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-30

You're just now feeling stupid? ★4

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

It's kind of like the vagina during birt... ★1

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

I'm only replying to point out that you'... ★1

Comment to comic 672 on 2018-07-27

You had one job... ★2

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Maybe those answers come in the form of ... ★2

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Seepy swallow?

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Rope burns are a sign of a good time, bu...

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Back in the day, the government mandated...

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-25

This is the comedy that keeps me hanging... ★1

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

I can drink tap water and piss out a bet... ★1

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

She strawberry shortcake outfit probably...

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

The hole can always be dug deeper still....

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

You're so fucked. At least enjoy the phy...

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

Maybe it's really just transparent, or p...

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

I spent the past week keeled over the to... ★2

Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-23

She really spelled that out for him.

Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23

, ! ★7

Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22

Fairy tales... Kind of like trustworthy ...

Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22

How about instead we replace any referen...

Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20

It should be illegal to have your child ... ★2

Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20

Finally, someone that keeps their damn k... ★2

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-20

I didn't hear it, but I can read it in t...

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

Who needed that other detective. ★1

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

I sense that any remotely depressing com... ★1

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15

No, no it wouldn't.

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15

You're not up to the task if you cannot ... ★1

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15

Apparently, "fuck you delete button" als... ★1

Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15

Hahaha.... Go stick your head in a toile... ★1

Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-15

Yep, you're spot on. ★2

Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-15

He's taking the Tardis... ★2

Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-15

You should to learn to conduct yourself ...

Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-15

It's been full of people selling themsel... ★9

Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-13

What a train wreck.

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-13

It's rarely if ever, entirely chicken.. ...

Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-13

Oh, political correctness.. I have some ... ★5

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-13

You can bet your pancreas on it. You hav... ★1

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

Don't feel special. I judge everyone as ... ★2

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

That was the end of your sugar daddy. ★1

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

Falert, In many instances here I'd agree... ★2

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

I think only the black mass would want t...

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

Like my dick, rising to the occasion. ★1

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

It's an improvement, sure.. But, I don't... ★2

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

Trust that guy, he's so full of shit he'... ★3

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

This new level of screwing with the bron... ★1

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11

It sounds like the colon should be gift ...

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

Well, there's just shy of 200 countries ...

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

Eh, I just scatter wood planks with nail... ★1

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11

Yeah, I mean... What the fuck kind of sc... ★1

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11

Yeah. You've been far off the rails sinc... ★1

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11

Crash and burn sounds ensue

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11

Right? Like god? It doesn't mean they do...

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11

Yeah! Let's burn all the millenials! ★1

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09

Not that one. ★1

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09

Get off my lawn, motherfucker!

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09

Those windows, man.. I think that plane ... ★9

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09

I'll get the lighter fluid.. ★2

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

Go fuck yourself! ★5

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

Cumming up a bit short, eh? ★3

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

She's considering a blowjob. ★2

Comment to comic 4948 on 2018-06-05

They need to sharpen the copy and paste ... ★2

Comment to comic 4949 on 2018-06-05

Ohhh, look we have another of those edgy... ★5

Comment to comic 4949 on 2018-06-05

Fuck you! That's not darkness, that's a ...

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

Blood smeared faces... Trainsgender's he... ★1

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

An Amtrak derails after twenty paces...

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

All that garlic bread, burned to a crisp...

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

Traveling back and meeting them should s...

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

I'd put in a few change orders for extra... ★1

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

Wait... Who are you and who are you on a... ★1

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

Indeed.. Planning is for expectations. I...

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-06-02

Shit. Also, a shit magnet it would seem.... ★1

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02

That's getting to the root of the proble... ★2

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02

She's barking up the wrong tree. ★1

Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-30

My life goal is to live somewhere I can ... ★2

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30

He's really striving for number one shit... ★1

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30

You're full of shit. ★1

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30

But, it's not circumcised.

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-30

I fucking loved lawn darts as a kid... N...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28

I see you've become the new/alternate/na...

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-28

I hope so. He's one of about three I tol... ★1

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28

Swords don't kill people, but they suuuu...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28

Comic artist by day, aspiring assassin b... ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

I'll hold out for the smart car that can...

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

Amateurs. ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

I don't know, Falert.. If it weren't for... ★3

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

I'm just a shoe in.

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

Those poor soles . ★1

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

The 1891 Cotopaxi train robbery typified...

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

That's a risque name for a prosti alrigh...

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

Queue the cock sucking noises, Bob. ★1

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

Ah, so that's what happened to That Guy ...

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

Fuck you! ★1

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

I have disabled license plates. But, the... ★2

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25

"I was only pulling your leg." ★3

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

Get off my lawn! ★2

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

Oh, but there were many, many indeed... ... ★2

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

I'll fucking kill you with a USB stick t... ★2

Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-22

Well, they call it that for a reason. Yo... ★3

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

Apparently that only works with two or m...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

It's a good thing all parents are law ab...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

And you'll both be having a come to jesu... ★2

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

It seems to remain a mystery. Mine chang...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

Haha! Ohhh. I'm probably suppose to gues... ★2

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-21

There are some things we'll just have to... ★1

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

Where the fuck is Nullion?

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

Right? What the Fuck , this is a christi...

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

Damn Falert, that last line was like a c... ★8

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

Removing her tonsils, that I could under...

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

*Twatwaffle

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke sh... ★2

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

I came into this world kicking and screa... ★1

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

Actually, I consider myself a realist. T... ★3

Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11

It's a futile existence.. The horror tha... ★2

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Can we strike that? ★3

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

*Emohead333 ★1

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

The coyote ugly that should make one ser...

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

It would be called Extinction . ★1

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

I think he just wishes he was a girl. I ... ★3

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04

Ah, getting closer to some of my old emp...

Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-02

Hmm.. I can't even remember the last tim...

Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-02

Here's a joke: Christianity Ohhh, I'm ju... ★1

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-02

A wood chipper is an excellent companion...

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

You really, really want to ruin a good t... ★1

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29

I can't wait 30 years for the world to e... ★1

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29

You're the "World's Worst Detective" .

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29

It's all good. I took it apart and hit i...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Mmmm... Donuts. ★2

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Haha... I'd argue it was everything afte... ★1

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Thanks man. I just finished cleaning the...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Shhh... It's a pacifier . ★2

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Microsoft will be releasing a Windows 10...

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25

At least the creative effort was stepped... ★3

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25

This face reminds me of Pokemom Trainer.... ★1

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

The night is young. ★2

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

You'd at least be living up to your user... ★1

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Maybe a few more weeks and you might hav... ★4

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Hey... Pssst... Shut the fuck up! ★3

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Someone summon me? ★1

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

That's never going to happen if you keep... ★1

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Looks like someone has been doing some h... ★7

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

Reminds me of some AIM chats from the 90... ★1

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

Hey, it's cool man.. I'm not going to ar... ★1

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

Colorado has such a fucked up tax code t... ★3

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

Enough of one to correct my spelling of ... ★1

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

There's probably less than a dozen. ★4

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

Think bots = spambots . Soliciting/Self ... ★3

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22

The answer is in the name. It is a roll ... ★2

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21

A bronie with a fake stache is still a b... ★2

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21

Nah, sorry. I never joined up with any o... ★3

Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-21

Ahhhh... The bright colors, they burn my... ★3

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21

Where's this comic? I need to check it o... ★3

Comment to comic 1242 on 2018-04-16

God doesn't exist. ★1

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

http://explosm.net/comics/1792/ ★4

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

I'll take the kidney stones over that an...

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16

Wait, wait, wait a minute... You, you? D... ★3

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

Don't suppress those feelings! It'll fes... ★4

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

I am always honest. ★1

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

Those are some rock hard shit feelings. ★1

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

That's not the sandbox I remember.

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

My mind might be in the gutter , but it'... ★3

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

Perhaps not, but one should receive a se... ★4

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

Hmm... No. Actually, your overuse of cap... ★4

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

This must be the meeting for the new " R... ★6

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09

When comforting a Grammar Nazi, I always... ★4

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09

I believe your god is dumb. ★4

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

http://www.cannibalssmokeshop.com/ ★2

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

For a man that knows his shit . You'd th...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Damn... Sarcasm or not, this happy pillo... ★2

Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08

Like most of the shit you post, it never...

Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08

I think I remember this one from 1990.

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

Oh, he even got the cowboy killers.. Goo... ★6

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-08

Well, shit.. That's the first reasonably...

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

There's uh, man goo dripping from your p...

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Who are you?

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

That's awful nice. I wouldn't mind dying...

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Well, you've clearly stepped up your gam... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Boo-Fucking-Hoo, Motherfucker!

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Now you can give him a pressed fruit bow... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Actually, considering the placement of h... ★3

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

That'd be a beautiful gag product. If it... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Good. I hate that predictable happy, sap... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

There's not a lot happening in that town... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Yeah, there's a lot to like. Always like... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

The Catholic priest called, he needs hel... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

http://fav.me/d5l3jc1 ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Relevant on both accounts! http://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

One might think this was a pun derby .. ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

"D" for "Don't make it gay" . ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

I have a sneaking suspicion your mouth w... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

Fear death? That's the grand finale! The... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

Well, of course. There's always room for... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

Rotting in hell is a week with kidney st... ★5

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Red, black and green... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Confession.. Haha! Those are my sins. Yo... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

I was expecting this to be a Bob comment...

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Huh... Some strange glowing things appea... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

If it becomes red, Rejoice! I've never u... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

I hope you rot in nothingness! ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Ah, Religion.. "Do as I say, not as I do... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Attempting to read your shitty grammar a... ★3

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03

First to be eaten? http://i.imgur.com/An... ★3

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02

The sun can kick your ass or kill you. I... ★2

Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02

There's sure to have been a number of th... ★2

Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01

I've been trying to wrestle a kidney sto...

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

When they're dead, they're just hookers!... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

Huh.. Kind of like? " Oh yeah, who's the... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

Happy reckless exchange of genetic mater... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement ... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

7.6 and climbing.. Woo, look at us go! v... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

Haha.. There's plenty of gay in that cul... ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Maybe not, but I think I did get a shitt... ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Right? Wait.. Where the fuck am I?! ★2

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

I slaughtered my first chicken at age fi... ★3

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Sometimes the kids just aren't ready to ... ★3

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28

Quick, get the fetus-swatter ! http://ex... ★3

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28

Haha.. That reminds me of a classic. htt... ★2

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28

Little known fact. No human babies have ... ★4

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-28

Moral of the story: (Sherlock) lives wit... ★5

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Milkman Dan would be my hero if I believ... ★1

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

Because no hospital maternity ward shoul... ★1

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

"Abort, Retry, Fail?" "Abort, Retry, Fai... ★6

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

I don't think that one ever made it off ... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Do you carry that grade? ★3

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

The sad fact is events like the guy that... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Humanity is a lie! ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Haha.. ALF http://j.aufbix.org/plif/arch... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Not cool, guys.. My trigger finger is tw... ★7

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

Millenials fucking is rather disturbing,... ★4

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

I'm hoping it signifies extra caffeine. ★2

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

Yeah. It changed colors. ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

How about this? https://imgur.com/8XM0ai... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

You know you're getting old when there a... ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Sorry, man.. I was expecting a fart, but... ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Nice legs. What time do they open? ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

' ' ' ' I mean.. Uh, lies... Whatever, m... ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

"Ever kissed a bunny between the ears?" ... ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I jus... ★5

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

These are pretty bad already, so I'll th... ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Fuck you, James. See what I did there? ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Every time I see this comment I imagine ... ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Leave it to the guy with the username of... ★7

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

That's why we like Cropsy. ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Yeah, I fear with that one a blender mig... ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

What we have here is a classic case of t... ★4

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

Johnson might be a loose cannon , but fi... ★4

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

Here ya go. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos... ★3

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

There's a bar around here called the "Gr... ★3

Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24

Yes, because this is the comic where the... ★4

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

Kris, I must congratulate you on this be... ★16

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

You just need a two for one deal on thos... ★2

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21

Two weeks later, the twitching, battered... ★3

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

I believe finding myself would result in... ★3

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

Get off my lawn! ★1

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

TL;DR Fucking hell, you need to edit tha...

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

People are a sad, pathetic mass of self ... ★2

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

The only chance of a better future is a ... ★3

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

Just the other day I was having some 5am... ★1

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

Picture, if you will, the largest shit y... ★3

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

Well, I did once threaten to split a sin... ★1

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

Rule 36: There will always be even more ... ★3

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

Well, even Satan has his shortcomings. ★1

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19

People will fap to anything these days. ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

Yes, we get it.. You're channeling a dea... ★7

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

Be sure to download the full size versio... ★3

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

SIDETIP: Unless you're Cropsy, Pino , an...

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

Apparently, Anosmia is what you're looki... ★1

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

You stopped being cool in my book when y... ★1

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

I don't need to get to know them for tha... ★2

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-17

I feel like you are insinuating somethin... ★1

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-17

Comments like that and this fucking atte... ★1

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

I take pride in my trigger discipline. ★3

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

*stealthy perv

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

When you consider how many comics involv... ★4

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

You don't even count.. You're just shit.... ★3

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

I kind of get that.. I've seen dogs chew... ★3

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

Dogs supposedly have this amazing sense ... ★3

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

You're as bad as that damn frog. ★4

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

This shtick isn't really working out for... ★2

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

You need to drink more coffee before com...

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16

"Two in the drink, one in the pink!"

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16

I'm starting to understand how it is tha... ★1

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Look, it's a fuck's given , and it's loc... ★1

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Lead by example. ★1

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Looks like mommy wouldn't buy this kid a... ★2

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

In other news.. R.I.P Stephen Hawking. ★8

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Ohhh, how edgy.

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

"Married With Children" is a wholesome f... ★2

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

The Internet ★1

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Huh.. A lot of my insanity comes from ev... ★2

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

*isn't! ★3

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

I called Mr. Bob. He's going to douse yo... ★2

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

I giant shit appears in a comic, and loo... ★4

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13

Grammar. The difference between feeling ... ★3

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

I recall a few English teachers I wanted... ★2

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-13

I've been called a ray of sunshine on oc... ★2

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

He not only beat you to it, he beat you ... ★1

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

I bet this guy was/is the hall monitor i... ★2

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

I know. I stayed in bed until noon today... ★1

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12

Let's not even joke about that being an ... ★2

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-12

Fuck you! ★7

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12

They are all shit. ★6

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

I'm guessing you have never attempted to... ★2

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

You should douse yourself in low grade a...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Dead 30 times over by use of burn . ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

I had a burrito last night. Let me tell ...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

This man makes a sound argument. ★1

Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10

That's some sound advise you should take... ★3

Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10

Hey, what the hell is this shit! Look at... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

Yes, absolutely. The only other guy that... ★1

Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10

That's not a minority, that's an unfortu... ★2

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10

This one would necessitate all of the ab... ★1

Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-10

Woah, woah. Way to fucking stereotype th... ★2

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

I kind of liked that movie. I just reall... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

I'll show her how much a ray of sunshine... ★3

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

Go deepthroat a cactus, you worthless fu... ★4

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10

If it makes you feel better, I think it ... ★2

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10

You're always late to the party. ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Shut your cock washer before I slap the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Ribbit ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

It smells like frog in here... ★6

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

"Contributing" Thanks for the laugh, Gec... ★4

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

That sounds like an opinion. ★3

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Seeing both of your avatars in a comment... ★3

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

That avatar reminds me of a scene experi...

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

By keeping your fuckin' mouth shut about... ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Gone, but not forgotten. http://j.aufbix... ★4

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Got me on a nostalgia kick. Relevant. ht... ★3

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Kris likes to wing it now and then. ★4

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Check your anus. ★3

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Clearly, you've run out of comment ideas... ★6

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Destruction of a demeaning childhood ico... ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

You live an unfulfilled life. ★3

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-07

I really like that quote.. I'll have to ... ★1

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

Go fuck a cactus! ★2

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

I'll kill you 'til your dead, then I'll ... ★4

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

What's with wrist cutting these days, an... ★3

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Touché ★1

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

*Wrist For fuck sake, we're not summonin... ★4

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Jim is dead . If hell existed, this woul... ★4

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Garlic bread, period, full stop. I think... ★1

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

I've accepted my hopeless existence. It'... ★3

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

I hope that isn't Thailand. ★6

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

I remember a relationship once where eve... ★3

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

Charles kind of reminds me of past relat... ★3

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

You can always copy, delete and paste. I... ★2

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

Not a chance in my house. ★4

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

Seems you were a bit slow on the draw th... ★1

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

God damn millenials. ★2

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

You seem rather excited? ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-28

Props if you can type with your tongue t...

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Around here just about anything that goe...

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

It's certainly been fucked for a while. ★3

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Are you saying the cake is a lie ? ★4

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Oh, actually.. That was a pocket pussy ™...

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

* No Returns or Exchanges ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Distraction tool. Used one on my dashboa... ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Oh, don't start this badge shit again. ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

With the hole, or cream filled? ★1

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

A doctor proficient at oral examinations... ★1

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

Why the fuck would I want to imagine tha... ★4

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

It's actually very rarely fatal, and not...

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

TL;DR "Blah, blah, Fucking blah". ★1

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

Almost everyone? Who's still carrying th... ★3

Comment to comic 1622 on 2018-02-26

My favorite knife has one blade but also... ★1

Comment to comic 615 on 2018-02-26

Burglary in Canada? ★1

Comment to comic 2367 on 2018-02-26

A once reoccurring character I'd really ...

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

Endless fuckery ensues.. ★3

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-26

Bottom of the barrel again. ★1

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

Fuck that shit. ★1

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

I think he's just slow minded. ★1

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

That's a nice stream of puns you did the... ★2

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

You suck. ★1

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

Die young! ★3

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

I feel so inconvenienced when you're lat... ★7

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-24

Make no bones about it, I now know exact...

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24

Perhaps that's too much to expect nowada... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24

"Our fathers were our models for God. If... ★2

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

If everyone had the opportunity to choke... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

That's what happens when I read from the... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

One of the few movie endings that ever b... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

Don't wait up. ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

My favorite was a bunch of bible quotes ... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

*Bile ★1

Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20

Haha! Zero is not only your value as a l... ★1

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18

This is a fact. ★3

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18

Bask in fervent luck, for your overwhelm...

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17

A happy face is unacceptable! Replace it...

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

How many birthday spankings is Mommy get... ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

That's what I named the epic shit I flus... ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

Unfortunately, there is no noticeable de... ★7

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

I sense Metalhead is really a butthurt t... ★3

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

If it isn't already blatantly apparent, ... ★5

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

I see you've settled on the title for yo... ★4

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

A bear trap. ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

Wow, look at this Happy Go-Lucky Motherf... ★3

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

Go fuck yourself. Can you feel the love ... ★4

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

Joe then proceeded to smack the inflatab... ★1

Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-12

They make me want to kill the poster. ★1

Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-12

I hear this is what millenials are now c...

Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-12

You can't keep a good Johnson down. ★3

Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-12

It is appallingly obvious that you have ... ★4

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

He's just an empty shell. ★3

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

Maybe he's had some time to cool off.. ★3

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

Dead Meme: this is why you don’t have fr... ★5

Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10

Boobs..

Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10

I claim the right to tell you all to go ... ★1

Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-10

Falert The Dim, has been enlightened. ★1

Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05

I want a fridge with a clear door, so I ... ★5

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

This business model has its ups and down... ★9

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-02-03

I just realized that if you exchanged th...

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

If there was ever a date to be late for,... ★3

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

That was the opposite of funny. ★4

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

Thanks to rigamortis, he'll never need w... ★3

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

Woooooooooosh! ★1

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

It would probably resemble gay porn.

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

I think the B&W Twilight Zone episodes a... ★1

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

Holy shitballs, you're a toddler. I shou... ★1

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

I was imagining the creaking haunted doo... ★2

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

Or they just stuff explosives in the rib... ★2

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

That's hardly the strangest thing to hap... ★1

Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02

There's a point where you should just st... ★2

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

I do!

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

Soon, he'll be using words like "Bro" an... ★1

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

Did anyone see it? If the answer is to t...

Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-29

Good to have you back. I might have to s... ★1

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

Fucking bottom feeders, I swear.. ★1

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

What, you've never been black out drunk ... ★1

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

There goes the neighborhood. Ohhhh.. Rig...

Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21

Nope, but "Fuck You" always pairs well w... ★5

Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19

This made me laugh like a classic Kris c... ★3

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

You can rest assured that the shit alway... ★2

Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12

Shit. ★7

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

This could very easily turn into porn.

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

While true, they tend to be soft and hav...

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

Huh.. That's a well done animation. It's... ★1

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

While that's been debated about transgen...

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-05

He's a furry.. They don't really count a...

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-05

Your hope will be stomped like shit down...

Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05

"One down, one to go.. Then I can get ri...

Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05

Boy, you must feel really fucking retard... ★1

Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05

Thanks for the play by play. Oh, you spe...

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

Any problem can be solved with a heavily...

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

Volunteering at the home for the blind a... ★6

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

The first batch of Malformed Millennials... ★2

Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29

It's nearly 2018... Where's that super v...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-29

Precisely.. A vast amount of resources s...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-27

Anyone forming a thought using funny and... ★9

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

Some art forms should remain lost and or...

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

His hair doesn't get cut; it is fed...Of... ★5

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

When the Death Match begins, who has the...

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

The bad news is, your girl now looks lik... ★4

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

That's right. Happy Fucking Holidays. ★2

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

It would be more equivalent to erosion g... ★2

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Huh... Is that what I'm sneezing now? I ...

Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19

Alcohol ★1

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-13

She should've stuck to blowing. Life wou...

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-13

Fuck you and your overplayed gimmick. Sh... ★3

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12

Wait... What. Did Kris make a comic with... ★5

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-12

I see the apple didn't fall far from the... ★1

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-12

This is a fact.

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

Fuck you!

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

People sure say some stupid shit around ...

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

That's the stuff of nightmares right the...

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

Well, I was hoping for the Obituaries, b... ★3

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

A rolled up newspaper may still be used ...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-10

Damn right I did.

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

Happy fucking holidays!

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

No, not that one...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

If you've seen many habitual smokers att...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

Are you kidding? Philip Morris should be...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

Fuck you, Zalgo.

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

Guess her worries aren't long for the wo...

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

First time I had a cigarette was after a... ★2

Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09

There's a comic about vaping that I real...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

It looks like the "shit end of the shtic... ★1

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-12-02

You're only here for the gaping asshole ...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

Bah Humbug. Fuck you! ★1

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

Your comment is as useful as the flaggin...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

Actually, it's Theodore and that's just ...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

I used a buffer in the garage the other ...

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

It is precisely the result of what happe... ★2

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

Have a star. ★1

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

You mothercunting whore.

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

Time to look at the clock, motherfucker....

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

That's not the time, that's a fact.

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29

I can't be assed to read the comments la... ★5

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-25

Username failure by use last statement.

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

Rule 30: There are no girls on the inter... ★3

Comment to comic 573 on 2017-11-22

Happened to me once in a quiet office bu...

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

We had a shitcan earlier in the week. Ju...

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

The required prerequisite is for the dec...

Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17

You missed your period. ★1

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

They've sucked for the last five days. A... ★4

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

I wonder if people in a certain church i... ★2

Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-14

Either I'm simply becoming a more desens... ★1

Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-14

401 - Unauthorized: Access is denied due... ★1

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Also, all those fuckers with gimmicky na... ★1

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

This is not a fucking star!

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

Three words that when not used as a phra... ★2

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

The sad reality is that your life is so ... ★3

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

Yep. Fortunately, there's darkness at th... ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

Fuck your couch! ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

My motto is simply "Relax and enjoy the ... ★2

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

TL;DR Blah...blah..blah... ★2

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

It seems your bucket list is more a tric... ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

Hey, Captain Caveman. Fuck You! ★2

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07

Damn. It really sucks when you snap out ... ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

I'm not depressed. I'm bitter and fuckin... ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

Would it help if some random internet co... ★2

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

Ew... He really doesn't care about himse... ★1

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06

Hey, it's Depressing Comic Week... Get i... ★3

Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05

He's really giving him the shaft in the ... ★2

Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01

I only came here to make this comment.

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

Mostly shit and tears. ★8

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

I think there may be a few chemicals und... ★2

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30

Student loan relief. ★5

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Subconsciously suicidal tendencies manip... ★1

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

My loins quiver from ptsd. ★2

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28

I'm treading on you. ★2

Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28

You FOMOs... ★1

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28

Haha.. I like this doll. Kids are alrigh... ★2

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28

That was a piss-poorly executed attempt ... ★6

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

This is a rare moment where your use of ...

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

S h u t t h e f u c k u p . ★3

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

Sheltered much? ★1

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

Her pfp tells all.. Drunk, high, ugly as... ★1

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

It's all in the stuffing . ★1

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

I've been upping my fiber intake this mo... ★2

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

There's no investing in the homeless, at...

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

http://fav.me/dblv3ii ★2

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

I keep hearing mention of it, but I don'...

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

We just call it knowledge hair these day... ★1

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

I want to rip those fucking 80-year old ... ★2

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

The spambots really have a leg up on the...

Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22

Aiya! Get your face right! ★2

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22

The fuckery has already begun out there ... ★1

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21

That man is a liar. "Your art sucks!" Th...

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

Ha! I've never heard that one before.

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

You have something dripping from your ch...

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

I see we have a new shitposter in town. ...

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

That is a blatant insult to Satan... ★2

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

Too fucking long; not reading it.

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21

Cheer up, kid. It could be worse... You ... ★4

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20

I'm stealing that line for my next docto... ★4

Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18

Most don't even know it's legal currency... ★1

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-17

I wish his head lacked sensory organs. ★2

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

He couldn't find a point in his I.Q. ★4

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

I'm just a belligerent caffeine addict w... ★2

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

Nah. I died a long time ago.

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

It's a cup of milk, you fucking milk dri...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

I never miss.

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

Some burn holes now as well... ★3

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

His face is still better than yours. ★3

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

He came from a white background . ★14

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

You putrid armpit-licking, mental midget... ★4

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11

In my training it was simple.. If your f... ★2

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

For a facelift! ★2

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

I don't believe in marriage, but it does... ★1

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

Yeah, kind of like your fat, round face ...

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

You should stick to stealing jokes. ★1

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

I remember putting a bear trap in the fi... ★5

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

Fuck you.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

An inverted cross, on fire. ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

How original. Clearly, you strive to ris... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

Have a fuck you , and another fuck you ,... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

That is fucking beautiful, man... ★2

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

There's no shortage of tourists flocking... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08

Fuck your pfp in the face. We want the o... ★4

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08

The herd of sub-mediocrity grows at an a... ★2

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06

Yeah, and DPH only has one account.

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06

Your face is unacceptable... Are you try... ★3

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06

It appears to be fecal-brain excrement..... ★2

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

What a coincidence.. You have the natura... ★2

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Your ass is jealous of the sheer volume ... ★1

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

Pfahaahaa... You haven't seen dark. ★3

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

Always thought the names were pretty dam... ★5

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

This concept is alien to me. ★3

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

This sounds curiously similar to that st...

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Your existence is a rallying cry for the... ★6

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

You cocksplat... You couldn't roast a ma... ★1

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Go deepthroat a cactus... ★1

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

I'll poke your fuckin' eyes out with a s... ★1

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Well, isn't your life just a world more ...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

I hate both the player and the game. ★2

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

That just happened.

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

You can get more than just your dollars'...

Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27

He's long since been demented... ★1

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Try somewhere else. ★3

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

There was that one time I killed a Bull ...

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

I wonder what the world would look like ... ★3

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

He does like his backyard filled. ★1

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Every homeless person I've seen has an i...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Fuckin' hell... Now I want a cupcake.

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Coffee is so fucking overpriced... Godda... ★2

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

You're not terribly picky are ya?

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

Don't worry, it's already written all ov...

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

Yes.

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16

I can see you're still a fucking shithea... ★1

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15

Well, considering your head is an ass......

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15

Yeah, I'm sure we'll still be seeing you... ★2

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

I prefer the Murder of The Day, by Crops... ★7

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

That's Dr. Back Alley Bob. He's not real...

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

It's called the Guillotine . You will be... ★5

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

Explosm logic-vacuum ★2

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

We're all a bit corrupt at the core here... ★4

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

People that use the word "bro" should be... ★2

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

Unfortunately, no matter how far ahead y... ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

The Cyanide is missed on this one. ★2

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

Days like that are when you really know ...

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

In that few weeks you've moved with the ... ★3

Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10

"Sorry... I don't even want to know wher... ★1

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

Go forth Darkar and share the wisdom tha... ★3

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

Sometimes I think this needs to be an ol... ★3

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08

What more would you expect from shitbear...

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

Fact: There's a delete option. ★2

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

Humanity being taken down a notch or two...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

Well, then... Here I sit, same as ever T...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

I hope you meant to say fog , unless due...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

Get your head out of your ass.

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

Silent But Deadly (SBD)

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

Oh, I've been keeping my fingers crossed... ★1

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

Not really depressing... You see, Jim ha...

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

It's called dark comedy . Scenes involvi... ★1

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

For fuck's sake people.. It is called Cy... ★6

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

Yes... It's the sense of normality I com... ★1

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

When you are well hidden with a sniper r...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

I'm guessing that makes looking in the m... ★1

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Cleverly disguised as PornoBatch ; the b...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Oh, not dragon... You poor guy!

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Oh, if I had a dime for every time I use... ★1

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Huh... Kind of tempted to read the news ...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

That's what I always tell her... ★1

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

You're off to a great start there, space... ★3

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

Every time you think you're rid of it, i... ★4

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Think of how you feel about Charles righ... ★7

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

What's that you say? I can't understand ... ★4

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

I was hoping for zombies or zombie werew...

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Grammar. The difference between knowing ... ★7

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Knock, knock? ....Ohhhh... Right. My bad... ★6

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

Neither does spelling.

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

Is that an inflatable chair?

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21

Completely relevant and fits your descri... ★2

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20

This lowly attempt at fitting in has fai... ★6

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20

Oh, like you haven't given thought to th...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19

Just had a truckload of compost dumped i... ★4

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19

Leave it to the Grammar Nazi to use an i... ★4

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18

I wish you would stay in the past. ★4

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18

Get off my fuckin' lawn. ★2

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

I don't think Kris wants The Clap from y... ★3

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16

His jaw also appeared to be on a direct ... ★3

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

Last Amber I knew. First time I got in h... ★2

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

I'm not speciest, but why are they Human... ★6

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

It is also an alert so overly used and a... ★1

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

Whatever floats your corpse . ★4

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

Estes Park... I lived up there for a bit...

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15

Congratulations! Here's a cup of shut th... ★2

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

Haha! Once she off feet I am tall man in... ★2

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

Yeah, yeah.. Boo-fucking-hoo.

Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-13

THE ★1

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

Pfahahaha..haha..ha.. coffcoffhackhack .... ★1

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

Consider yourself lucky that wishes aren... ★1

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

And myyyyy mug! ★1

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

Both... For true zesty Italian tradition... ★3

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

I think most of us wish you would disapp... ★4

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

No... ★2

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12

The scale contains a pebble on one side ... ★1

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12

It's good to have a thick skin here, but... ★1

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

The one in the mirror. ★3

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

Congrats. Press ALT+F4 for an instant fa... ★2

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

It's in my pants... Been there all along...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

I've often been compared to House.. "You... ★1

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

Mmm....Vicodin.

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

Indeed.. Destroy the robots! several sho... ★1

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

Or a morning after pill. ★1

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

http://explosm.net/extra/comments/comic-... ★2

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06

No... ★3

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06

Hey, BrothrBear... You missed your perio... ★4

Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06

I usually only indirectly call people na...

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-06

You should wait at least until your ball... ★4

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05

So, if I were on Discord I would be able... ★9

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05

No holes left unfilled...

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-04

Mmmm...Coffee. ★2

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-04

In before the storm. ★2

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01

There's only one kind of happy ending I ...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01

Just the usual orgies of stupidity. ★4

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

Well, shit... Have a star. I'm glad ther...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

I can think of a few choice words. Go fu... ★4

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Nope. Nobody gave a fuck.

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Brain is trying to work, but instead tak... ★3

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Something fucked up about the person abo...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

I feel the same way about people. ★1

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

A black man is usually pretty easy to sp... ★1

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Mostly shit , though.. ★3

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

I prefer the advantage of getting head.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Did a cat just piss on your keyboard, or... ★2

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

You're on your own with that one, you si... ★2

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

My meanness is unfuckwithable..

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

Fuck your RCG's.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

All you need now is one big fucking hamm...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Shit, he's probably at least half the fu... ★1

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

That moment when you realize you went fu... ★3

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Congratulations, you can count to two. ★4

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Hey, can you imagine how charming I'd be... ★3

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Go to sleep! ★1

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

This morning, I let my dog eat a burrow ... ★3

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Your secret is safe with me....and the r... ★4

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Neither does spelling. ★6

Comment to comic 45 on 2017-07-24

I understand this man..

Comment to comic 45 on 2017-07-24

No..

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-24

You fucknut. ★1

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Yeah, that must've been the early days w...

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Fact: Core malfunction I'm sorry to info...

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24

I thought you were quoting a Linkin Park... ★2

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24

Hey, the kids need to be dropped off at ... ★3

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

Wow, another post about a fucking pfp......

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

I wonder what kind of bar you go to, bec...

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23

JeOma, did they remove the brain tumor? ...

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

I figured it was because he was using yo... ★2

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22

The shitfest turned into a skidmark. Kin... ★1

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

No wonder all you fuckers keep coming to...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

There's a beautiful irony about this com... ★2

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

Fuck you and your random, randomizing, r... ★2

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

Huh, I don't know really know.. I'd say ... ★2

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

No. Fuck you. Haha.

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

Now you're sounding more like a Californ...

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

Haha... "No". *Wife ★1

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

I sense your words speak from extensive ... ★1

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18

Fucking attention whores. ★4

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

I see the assassins have failed..

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

I'm going to slaughter a cute little bun... ★2

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

Haha... "No" . ★3

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

One more and I'm voting for bamboo shoot... ★4

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Wow, I think I just learned of a Califor...

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Myspace called; they miss you. ★1

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Way to jump on the bandwagon.

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Zog is in possession of a donut and blue... ★2

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Maybe take this a step further and build... ★3

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

How about a simple "Back to the top" lin... ★2

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

You should find another website to troll... ★2

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Wow, way to point out the obvious . ★1

Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17

Oh, so, you're not dead or behind bars. ...

Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17

Can these characters really qualify as H... ★2

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16

A wise choice of the Carbonara over an A...

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16

Hey, go fly a kite. Maybe it'll drag you... ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16

I like to think if there's one I can alw... ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16

Live the dream, dare to soar.. There are... ★2

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16

Motherfucker, it's not my health that sh... ★6

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Your quality commentary sucks. Oh, and, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Actually, the spaghetti was hollow and n... ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

I didn't start yesterday and I didn't fi... ★7

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Fuck you, because they both suck as equa... ★2

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Fuck you, Random person and your randoml... ★1

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

You suck. ★2

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Probably something like this: http://exp... ★2

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

It's the Vagina Dentata legend come true... ★2

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Oh, I'm sure they'll figure it out. ★2

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

I think in his case he's been probed. We... ★3

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Like one of those orange looking ones wi... ★4

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

The heat needs to be removed, but heat c...

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Clouds from diesel stacks, BBQ and burni... ★2

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-09

Really? I figured the Came-in Islands.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Haha people still remember you as a douc...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Go fuck a rock in a hard place. ★1

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Go fuck a cactus. ★4

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-08

Yes, hanging from a tree while a bunch o... ★4

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-08

That outfit needs white sunglasses to co... ★4

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Pretty sure green's just a dick. A dick ... ★2

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Just delete the damn thing and redo it n... ★1

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Go piss on an electric fence. ★5

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

I know, I know.. But, I get bored so eas... ★1

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

Well, we have to be certain.. I'm a firm...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

The insinuation alone is punishable by f...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

Hey, I know exactly where I'm doing. I m...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

Optimists... Pfffhahahaha. ★1

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-27

Go join a happy hippy church community i... ★1

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Yeah, that's how it starts.. Soon, you s... ★4

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Well, I'd wager he's down for sushi quit... ★2

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

You could always become a nomad in the m...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

I'd bet Harry is really glad his twin is... ★3

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Haha. Look at this self-censoring giant-... ★2

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

May you choke to death on a fat hairy di... ★2

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Maybe he's a ghost sperm... ★1

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

I'd like to drop you in the middle of a ... ★3

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

Well, if it were an American cop he woul... ★2

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

W.T.F. Where's The Foreskin? ★8

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Haha...ha...haa... Eh, fuck you. ★4

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Maybe put a little more effort into it t... ★6

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Hey, that's almost your current maturity... ★1

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Fuck you and your comment chain. ★2

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

I think you have an issue with a lack of... ★1

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

How about a nice bottle of " Savior Wine...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Are you serious? Who's the biggest oppon... ★4

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-16

The fuck is this?!

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Uh.... Your fucking cake is a lie. In th... ★5

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

I can see why you make bleach jokes now....

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

Sometimes I like to spike my coffee.. ★1

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

Lose the toupee. You don't see him weari... ★3

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

Well, aren't you just Captain Premature.... ★3

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

The few dph comments that make me laugh ...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

I remember bayonet training...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

I see a black eye and I want it painted ... ★1

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Wait, what? There's two of you?

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

An abortion can take the childbirth away... ★3

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Fucking Legos, man.

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Somebody finally gets it. It takes true ... ★3

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

I guess someone cut the Cheese ..

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

Sounds more like arm ageddon. ★1

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

Because a complete stick figure would ta...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

He crashes, though hoping to land in the...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

They will not give a flying fuck. ★1

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

I take offense to this. ★3

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Yeah, but the fact that they lack a neck... ★3

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Quick, with a Spartan kick to the balls....

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Anyone that leaves their mom's basement ...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

I doubt it.. He's only interested in the... ★1

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

There are a few nitwit nanny's on C&H. I...

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

I've got it! "The Consumption Tax": Tax ... ★3

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04

It's already too late for most of you.. ...

Comment to comic 797 on 2017-06-04

Not really.. This comic was drawn in 200... ★5

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03

Yeah, yeah.. Fuck you.

Comment to comic 3895 on 2017-05-31

Wow.. I'd hit that like a baby seal. ★1

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

Guess you had to pay for them somehow. P... ★1

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

Always wanted to give someone a bouquet ... ★1

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

My opinion said your opinion sucks. ★1

Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-05-30

I'll have to save this for a rainy day o...

Comment to comic 741 on 2017-05-30

No nose; no boobs either. Poor Charles.....

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

The Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber is an Exp... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Magic eight ball tells me: "Outlook not ... ★2

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

I sleep in a foxhole. ★2

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

Fire at Will!

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-28

Obesity runs in her family, nobody else ...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

The problem with that is, the feminists ... ★3

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

This comment thread needs to die faster ...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

I'll bid one fuck . Wait, let me double ... ★2

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Average women love it when you ask them ... ★1

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

All that swelling caused the water to br... ★2

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

This coming from you, I just got a horri...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Aw... That's cute.

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Believe in yourself; it gets you nowhere...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

You should have taken that hint and did ...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Based on your username, I think you'll e...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Never said the boat had to arrive. Shipp... ★2

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

That's because thirty years will pass an... ★4

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

You'd think he might, I don't know, mayb...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

I have numerous weapons hidden throughou... ★2

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Are you taking the place of DPH for trig... ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Maybe we can export them to China.

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

I had some weeds to trim.. And, some ann... ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

Nobody every knocks on my door.. Then ag... ★4

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

I adblocked his pfp.. I wish I could adb... ★1

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Is this what an emo Canadian sounds like...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Someone's in the emo phase! ★3

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Fucking kids... Get off my lawn. Well, e... ★3

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Yes, because the sooner I can get the VA...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Hey buddy, are you feeling lonely? Well,... ★2

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

I think the only time that comes close t... ★2

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

"Read/Write Error: Unable to load floppy... ★7

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Starfish Soufflé

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Pinkeye Salmon on the menu? ★1

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

The lizard appears to be having another ...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Hello, Spammer McFuckface. ★3

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

Beats being married! ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

One of them just jumped the gun . ★2

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Will you pilot this boat?

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

In C&H, reaching the top is easy, becaus...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Wetness wouldn't stop me. My body is mad... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Spoilers man! ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

*simultaneously

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Grammar Motherfucker! ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Adult-diaper wearing internet jerkoff. ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

I'm certain they would prefer you to hav... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

You should really follow your tip from a... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Of course.. Just, don't do it here. It d...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Your logic makes about as much sense as ... ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

It doesn't appear that Orange shirt swin...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Well, on the upside.. You'd be all the r...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Pull out? It should be said more often.....

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Relevant.. http://j.aufbix.org/plif/arch...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Perhaps he just really likes baby pictur...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Well, hopefully he didn't eat a plate fu... ★1

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

Challenge Accepted

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

Let me guess, your mind is going to be d... ★4

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

I much prefer whole bean , but when I'm ...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

I'm tired of this punny shit; I'll be ta...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

I don't dance, but if I cared to find my... ★1

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

Stop with the puns.. I'm coffin up my co... ★1

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Too bad you were always alone in said be... ★4

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Trying to put yourself in the same class... ★2

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Seriously, get with the internets . ★2

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

He was preparing his Mangina for action....

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Could it be considered autofellatio when... ★1

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

He probably got himself a girlfriend. ★2

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

Welcome to the C&H Support Group For Way... ★2

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

Probably want to stay far away when he h... ★3

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

Roses are red, this much is true. But, V... ★4

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

Said the man that likely hasn't been abl... ★3

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

You can spend hours browsing porn, but a... ★1

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

I slept in most of today. That was my pr... ★1

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

You only like him because he makes you l... ★1

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

Breaking Douchebag ★6

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

I am disappointed in Death's taste in fu...

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

She was kind of a bitch; never really li... ★2

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

Finally, a plausible reason to use Corta... ★2

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

That's good news. It also reminds me of ... ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Beats me... ★3

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

"Couldn't keep it up. Business ran dry."... ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

So, you're the catcher, huh? ★4

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

Fucking Millennials... ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

Lieutenant Obvious is presently mistaken...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

I don't think that's quite the wind of c... ★2

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

I'm rather disappointed, Astro.. Normall... ★1

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

You smell that? Yeah, I bet you do.. I j... ★2

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Wait.. What? Shit, how'd that get in the...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

That might be awkward for the female cha...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

Aw, that's cute. Cheers to that!

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

( Applause )

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

So much green! ★1

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

After regaining consciousness in the ER,... ★1

Comment to comic 1776 on 2017-04-22

First comes love, then he turns savage, ... ★1

Comment to comic 3769 on 2017-04-22

I see two stick figures arm wrestling in... ★6

Comment to comic 4403 on 2017-04-22

The third time's a real charm. "Daddy's ... ★2

Comment to comic 3794 on 2017-04-22

To see this in a slightly different ligh... ★3

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

Agreed. It should be required before Dra... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

One could always attempt to ask the Bumb... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Dammit, Cropsy.. I actually enjoy your l... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

With your finger on the launch button, w... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

My take on a pep talk. Back when I was i... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

That's the point when I realize I just n...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Aw you, no wonder you're fictional.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

It's feeling a bit emo in here today. Mo... ★3

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

I may have been guilty of this on occasi...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Look at all of you.. Shooting blanks. Yo... ★3

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Way to be a downer, Gary. Go take your h... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Probably your alt.. But, Zombie-Christ o... ★6

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Dr. Feelgood McLovin isn't known for goo... ★2

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Gravity got you down? Need a little plac... ★2

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

This one is having difficulty charming t... ★1

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Stop clicking on those sexbot links.. ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Fortunately for you, on this holy of hol... ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

That should've been obvious the first ti...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I prefer a mild degree of subtlety.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I've seen the "Slow Children" signs. Can... ★2

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I want it as a magnetic bumper sticker t...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Shh... Are you trying to bring about The... ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I think just a picture of your decaying ... ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Let a good silent fart rip as you leave ...

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

You know what I would do to those sheep?... ★2

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Oh, shit... I spilled my mug. ★3

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Fail! ★2

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

I have discovered your identity.. http:/... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

I thought you went away.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

The purple-shirted one-eye sucker? ★2

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Being from the internet, you know how ma...

Comment to comic 2342 on 2017-04-12

"Also, I spent all our money and maxed o... ★7

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

I've grown use to ducking the flying shi... ★3

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

If that were to suddenly become a rapidl...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Perhaps you should change your underpant... ★4

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

So long, and thanks for all the fish. ★1

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Chinese turtles must be downright odd lo...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

I've encountered enough low rate teacher...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Gas bucket challenge and your best rendi... ★4

Comment to comic 3142 on 2017-04-07

Excepting that half the folks on this fo... ★8

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Maybe because he's a douchebag..

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

And as seen in this case, sometimes the ... ★4

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

If it's a further step backward, should ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Here, have an old Genie comic.. http://e... ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

This doc's a real dick. http://explosm.n... ★2

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Lame... ★7

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I don't know... He still got medical car...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I don't think they care to acknowledge a... ★2

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Doubt it. The only Caucasian folk seen a...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

The teacher was on the other side of the...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

He did not say "I wish". ★2

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01

Who wished away Genie week? ★2

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

All these folks wearing crosses around t...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Stop this madness.

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-29

Wow, such... Eh, screw it.

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

I think you're right..

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

That cat did not land on its feet... ★3

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

It's alright, you'll have your turn.. ★2

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Sometimes it only takes two to be gross....

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Time's up Dragon...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Such silliness... ★2

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Oh..

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Finally, someone that knows how to prope... ★2

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Hey, go back to your cave or whatever. I...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

That is clearly a pedostache in the last...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

What is this happy-endy shit? I'm half e...