comments by Clorox Bleach

Clorox Bleach (dead meme)
862 comments (2016-08-12 – 2019-01-08) to 284 comics
896 likes received

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Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08
divorce lawyer: "so let me get this stra... ★9
Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04
watch as this comment that doesn't add a... ★7
Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04
its raspberry jam. ★1
Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04
oh no! would you look at all those stain... ★8
Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01
you used shenron. when you should've use... ★8
Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22
Boy: "dad, whats cancer?" Dad:"you'll fi...
Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24
that butterfly is way too white... I don...
Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-20
i stole this joke. I know not from where... ★1
Comment to comic 4985 on 2018-07-18
I am entirely tired while writing this j...
Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13
how many white people does it take to ch... ★3
Comment to comic 4959 on 2018-06-18
I was gonna type a pun about gold but I ... ★1
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
this comic implies that something is wro... ★1
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
heres a 1 sentence joke. girl: "mommy, w... ★6
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-30
And now a joke. Guy:"excuse me sir, what... ★1
Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22
I know just the thing that will clear th... ★5
Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22
I'm still here tho... soothsayer, howeve...
Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21
heres a funny joke. a woman is strugglin... ★8
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22
question of the day would you say that a... ★11
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11
the way forward into the future is FUCKE... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03
heres an original joke wroted by me. so ... ★4
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03
how many black people does it take to ch... ★9
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
fuck, marry, kill. snap, crackle or pop?...
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25
why do you look like dr.frankenstein?
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25
whats the difference between a politicia... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21
how many black people does it take to ch...
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21
here's a racist joke that's so racist, I... ★10
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30
plot twist: all those bottles are from t...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08
heres a joke I thought of. so a gay guy ... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-08
perhaps you are not man enough. ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
but its from another guy so he's disgust...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
judging by that face, i'd say he's getti...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06
who has a bed? seriously, why doesn't ev... ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06
hey now, my brother cyanide may be adopt... ★2
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06
I know, right? where is that lazy fucker... ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06
RIP? oh shit, who died? I bet it was a l... ★3
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
that's me, actually. I thought I told ev... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
so, I'm a child murderer now.... you can... ★6
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
wait, what was it like 2 years ago?
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
so, someone please tell me that this isn...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
and now a death joke. a kid is laying on...
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10
why are north Koreans so good at drawing... ★4
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-08
sorry about the discoloration, guys. I h... ★7
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26
but then it would be jeff bezo's wife......
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26
the richest man in the world is bill gat...
Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21
I have met SEVERAL buckets in my life! t...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18
so bill cosby walks into a bar... he the... ★6
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17
heres a completely original joke! so a m... ★7
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13
wow that napoleon guy sure lived an inte... ★1
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12
would you rather drive as an Asian or dr...
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07
curse you, badge gods! ★11
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07
how about, instead of trying to make us ... ★3
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06
remember when DCW was depressing? rememb... ★1
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05
and now a question. would you rather joi...
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04
and now a joke. what kind of family does... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03
also, none of them are drunk, so it coul... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03
didn't they STOP using the electric chai... ★5
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03
tell...my wife... oh wait, I don't have ...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03
I created this account In 2016...
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
clearly he was in the womb for much long... ★3
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30
reminds me of my birthing... I was water... ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
I cry bleach, I bleed bleach, I pee blea... ★1
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
well, do you cum cheese?
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29
i cum bleach. that's not a medical probl... ★3
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28
is THAT what you've been masturbating to...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23
daredevil. the Netflix series.
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22
ben Affleck has played as a blind guy fo...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18
why did you cut off my skin and wear it?...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
and now, a socially offensive joke! who ...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11
lets hope it was full of bleach so we ca...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10
remember that scene from lord of the rin... ★4
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09
you should stick to your marriage. fucki... ★6
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09
I stole this joke. so a guy enters a bar... ★8
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07
do one on TRUMP.
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07
joke. a man walks into a bar and says, "... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
Here's a normal joke to take the ease of... ★5
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
I once copy/pasted that as a reply to so... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
yes.
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
I'm a bottle. I don't have a mouth OR an...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
I'm sure everyone LOVES my "well, that e...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
why did the boy drop his ice-cream? beca... ★5
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04
hey guys, I just thought of something fu... ★6
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
you know what would be a funny, hypothet...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01
I'm the bottle of bleach that's inside t...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01
i just realized that all the main human ...
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
where do hawaiins go when they need info...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
why is his mouth flesh colored in the ot... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ★8
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
brothrbear pretending to be intelligent.... ★2
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
is superman circumcised? since he's an a...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
FUNFACT:under lunar's hat is actually 10...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
there only victims until AFTER you rape ...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
why did you have to remind me of that? e...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
their eyes were dirty. ★5
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
thanks for giving me a cameo in this com... ★11
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17
well, looks like I'm needed for the last... ★8
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
don't know what dashcon is? its all in t...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
hey guys, I just found out that somethin...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
hey guys, did you hear about the new uni... ★4
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02
great! now we just need soothsayer back.... ★1
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29
the comics have been coming late... just... ★1
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27
still a better love story than fifty sha... ★7
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27
im glad I don't have a nose! otherwise, ... ★5
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27
wheres your proof, detective?
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
like in Austin powers?
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I just thought of something funny again.... ★6
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
its funny because grammar really doesn't...
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
what if we could insert our sperm and eg...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
This comment was made by a non-shitposte...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
I am mostly water so I feel offended.
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
they get a badge for ONE post on their 1...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
I've never seen you before but you must ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
i thought of this joke by myself.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
I just thought of a funny joke. a group ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
I just thought of something funny. somew... ★3
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14
can she continue to do so?
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14
ooh! another one! an astronaut lands on ...
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14
hey guys, I just thought of something fu... ★5
Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
wow rob, what an unrealistic comic, bott...
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
an amish school? did they know what a gu...
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04
as an inanimate object inside a bottle, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
I got this from the INTERNET. ★1
Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04
why is photography considered "art" if y... ★3
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
he likes to borrow things.. ★4
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02
hey now! windex is a good friend of mine... ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
i never actually left C&H, I've just bee...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
accuses a person with an overwhelming am... ★7
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12
what do you call a snobbish criminal goi... ★4
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
fuck! I haven't posted something to say ...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Betty White is so old she starred on a 7... ★6
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
and now a childhood story. when I was in... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
what if Disney only titled the movie "fr... ★2
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16
pokemon=fantasy animals digimon=fucking ... ★2
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
actually, we would be the slytherin.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15
lets face it, at this point, C&H is pret...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14
it will take more than bleach to clean o... ★4
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12
when a racecar drives backwards it becom...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
what if there was a guy with the last na... ★7
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
if pro is the opposite of con.... does t... ★2
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
That's a double negative...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01
What is whitney houston's favorite type ... ★4
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
yay! i'm the mascot now! ★1
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31
what's the difference between napoleon B...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
how to be a confusing farmer:name your c... ★4
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
And now a joke. The entire twilight fran...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
This is a joke. So a group of 3 explorer... ★9
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24
and now, a childhood ruiner. Winnie the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
Lt. Obvious has stated something obvious...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-21
so a couple are arguing about the weathe... ★11
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15
I miss soothsayer :( I miss my love :(
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Don't you hate it when you drink a milks...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
Not sure if that's an actual picture of ...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
Well, my father was water. ★1
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
Rob! WHY WOULD YOU KILL BOB!? That water...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10
What if there was a sequal to "UP" calle...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Does anyone know what this image is from...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Even refreshing the page doesn't work! T... ★3
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07
I am also an armless object! The pineapp... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
How many kardashians does it take to cha...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
Inanimate objects can't think, rob! It's...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06
Joke time! So two gays walk into a bar, ... ★7
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
HOW DARE YOU WASTE MY TIME LIKE THIS, KR...
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
Wait....she wore a skirt AND a blouse?
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05
Funfact:hitler actually washed his hands... ★4
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
You're back, my dear! The bed has been c...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
Why don't they sell fleas in flea market...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
So a man kidnaps a guy to keep as a host...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03
I sleep alone without Ss by my side....
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03
Are you trying to copy astro?
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03
Know what I hate? Episodes of TV shows t... ★3
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I want to clarify that I meant the plane...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I don't have eyes, who won?
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
The planet uranus with a pocket knife.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Starbucks messed up kate's order. Kate i...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01
The fact that disbelief in something can... ★3
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28
I just realized something.... Atheism me...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28
The judge and everyone involved with the... ★9
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
You've mentioned your atheism more times...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
I just realized that it's called a "vira... ★6
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
Here's a joke. So a lady is in the hospi... ★8
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
A 90's sitcom ★5
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
How many optometrists does it take to ch... ★3
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
So a man is sitting in a bar with his dr... ★7
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24
Ooh nice
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24
Ever notice how elves are always depicte...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
I feel things with my handle. I can see ...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
I don't have any X or Y chromosomes
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
Everytime i get an ink blot test i say t... ★4
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
Another ink-blob test comic?
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Hello, my love. i just want to see your ...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
Hey guys, it's time for a joke! So an am... ★3
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
His office is an office that you snuck i...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
How the hell do you not know what siri i...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
So a duck walks into a bar and asks the ... ★7
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
Just like a clownfish!
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
Does china have American restaurants?
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
Different countries have different cultu...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18
Hey guys, guess what! Fluoride Uranium C...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
I probably have a vendetta against you,
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
For my joke, Why was the boy crying? Bec... ★4
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
There once was a woman who had 100 kids,... ★10
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
Then we don't have interstellar travel.....
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
I'm mad.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15
So a man walks into a bar. The bartender... ★6
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
....I'll be your valentine. ★4
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
What if pornhub has premium membership j... ★4
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
What do you catch an i master with? ★1
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
why hasn't donald trump been on jersey s...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
She didn't say anything. She was just a ... ★5
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
That's how my dad proposed to my mom!
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
Clorox's daily joke! So a man is standin...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
Why would you invite the fat guy to the ...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicop... ★1
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
R'amen
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
Lieutenant obvious related to that one o...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
He said, "I'll have a drink!" So a time ... ★5
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10
Blue4029 has gotten MASSIVE amounts of h...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10
So an unfinished sentence walk into a ★1
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
So an irish man, a scottish man, a russi...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
If you're a cleaning solution, you can g...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
Billy mays was such a mentor to me...i s... ★1
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
Reminds me of my days in cleaner college...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
I'm not a capitalist, I'm lower class ★1
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07
Incredibly offensive joke inbound! So an... ★1
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06
I reckon it's about time fer me to be ma... ★2
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06
Wait, is his arm socket covered by his s...
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06
Remember vore fetish?
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
She does her reviews late now.
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
So a man walks into a bar The man says, ... ★5
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
Calling your cat "whiskers" is the equiv... ★1
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
‍♂️.....yeah I got nothing
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04
Either one.
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04
Remember those celebrity "who would you ...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04
You're an onomatopoeia!
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
Because I'd clean it? Is that the joke? ... ★1
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
When i was A young boy My father took me... ★4
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
Joke. Hey guys, i signed up for a race t... ★3
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
What's the difference between a cactus a...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
The zodiac killer used a gun
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
He was an airplane pilot and he watched ...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
I stole this joke from pearls before swi... ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
All stains. I completely remove all colo...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
Never fear! I am here to clean stains! ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01
Jokes for the joke god! So hitler and a ...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
What kind of voice changer did 2D use to...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
Sorry, not enough friendship! 卍卍卍卍卍卍卍卍 M...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
Damnit! I found this on a copypasta webs...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
Hey guys! I made a windmill that represe... ★6
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
Funfact:telling people to kill themselve... ★6
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
I did!
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
No, it started on January 1. 2017.... ★2
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30
Someone already told a daily joke but I'...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29
And now for today's black star comment a... ★4
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
I want to throw a molotov through your w... ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
That's not COMPLETELY wrong.... That's a...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
This is a full cup. _/ Now, shut the ful... ★3
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29
Time to do what michael jackson did and ...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28
That's his dad-tie
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28
The curse of fatherhood? I guess alot of...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
Hi-kick shitposts on PURPOSE. He KNOWS h...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
What do you do if your in a room full of...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
Well then do it correctly
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
Why do people say "P.S.S" at the end of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
Funfact:edison was a dick. He stole the ... ★3
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
What the flip did thee just flipping gab... ★1
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
What the fuck did you just fucking say a... ★2
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
Jokey joke! If you don't watch a whole s... ★7
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
Believe what you want to believe
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
If I don't post a comment, do people mis...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
Know whats odd? Tin foil is something yo...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
Joke time! So donald trump and a racist ... ★8
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
You have an interesting face....
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23
Which came first? The day or the night?
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23
The sad thing is that richard C. Hellman...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22
And now, the emo test! What's your favor... ★4
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22
Oh so now you're cheating on me with cha... ★1
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
Hey that's disrespectful! What did hitle...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
Eyes in the sky, gazing far into the nig...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
How did the business man lose his job? B... ★2
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21
Why was there a panic at the disco? Beca... ★2
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
Who's house did you break into to watch ...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
I reformed from my shitposting ways, i t... ★7
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
I didn't watch it because my bottle does...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
You jumpsuit wearing commie! ★1
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20
In the 1931 dracula movie, dracula and v... ★5
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
Nailed it!
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
I have no comment to make....hmmmmm........
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
Where the hell is poverty ghost? ★4
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
You're a special kind of stupid. ★1
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
Joke of the day! What's orange, has craz... ★2
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17
I didn't think you could get any blinder...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17
No he isn't! He said "fuck".
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
And now for today's joke! Justin bieber'...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
Severus shibe
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16
But wait, if he taught the dog magic...t...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16
But wait, isn't a cannibal a TYPE of sav...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
The facepaint represents the team colors...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
Would you rather give wolverine (the mar...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14
That doesn't seem like good advice....
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14
I typed this joke while pooping. So a la...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14
That's dope, bro.
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11
Just remove the face....
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11
Blue badges are given to peasents who do...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11
sigh... If you think the color of a badg...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
That was red-badge comment.
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
You are both assholes ★1
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
I can assure you that I'm never out of b...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
If you think the color of a badge determ...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
What an uninspiring comic. I have no jok...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
That's called being a cuck
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Would you rather.... Be burned on a cros...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Pimpin' song
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09
At this point I'm not even gonna ask you...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09
So they wear tunics, gloves AND have ret...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09
There's a webcomic called "blaster natio...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
Found it http://explosm.net/comics/3894/... ★2
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression an...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07
So soothsayer, we have been shipped appa...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07
Dewott and houndoom aren't even in the s... ★2
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I can't believe i just pasted that...but...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07
What the fuck did you just fucking say a...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07
I have nothing to write here.
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
Atleast he didn't help build the hindenb... ★3
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
Why......
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
Well, i was originally water. My grandfa... ★1
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
Alot of people like to joke about the ti... ★5
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
C&H is the ONLY website where I'm clorox...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
You don't have to fear suicide jokes any... ★1
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
That would imply you have fucked hi-kick... ★1
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
If you're in a plane traveling from Flor...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06
Here's a question When you travel to a n...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04
And now a joke. What's worse than a baby...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04
"I have found the relish that mr.badguy ...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04
I want to see an anime that takes place ... ★6
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04
That's a stethoscope you dumbass
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04
But is the plant alive? If it doesn't ha...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
From an article about julius: July was n...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
Funfact:january is named after the roman...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
Ha! Nerd!
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
Why is pluto an actual dog but goofy isn... ★1
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02
But....there should only be 10 of them f...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31
Let me tell the REAL joke of the year! a... ★1
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Thirst ★2
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I....what does "rer" mean...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
Just finished watching watamote and the ...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
You live in space, I live in a jug! I gu...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
What IS the sound of silence?
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
Yeah well atleast I actually FIGHT stain...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
You can be a BLEACHED sofa.
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
Though windex and the other cleaning pro...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
The descision to change my label to a le...
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It all went downhill when my molecules b...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28
Did i ever tell you how I used to be wat...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
My jug was made in china!
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
You misspelled "yes" Its spelled with 3 ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
Hey guys! Like my new label?
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@itsyaboy being an asshole BACK wont hel...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
See this? You're the reason why he does ...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
I was more calling out his "insulters" b...
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This is not the user who writes obvious ...
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See this? This is what happens when you'...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
Did you just assume genders? Why does th... ★3
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I wish I could think of a Christmas joke... ★6
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
Hello! ★1
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You can tell that dave is the irish one....
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
God of course!
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
Someone once asked me, "if you could hav...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24
Wait, how old is the thinker statue? Is ...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Or i could watch the news and do....pret... ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
A dead baby wouldn't provide a burden. A... ★3
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Donald trump and hillary clinton are on ... ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
I wonder if..... ü î ¿ C&H supports symb...
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It's ice fog. The misty stuff for when i...
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What food other then onions can make you... ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20
And now a reverse joke because it's much...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
MCR isn't cancer. Screamo is.
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Going down on syndrome
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Because 7 is a registered six offender ★6
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If a vampire sucks the blood of a person... ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Herpes!
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
So a waiter walks into a bar. ..... .......
Comment to comic 4294 on 2016-12-18
3 pm? Newborns don't sleep that early!
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
@moonspeak Not if it comes from satans b...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
Yeah but it doesn't taste good
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
Yes. ★1
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
And now, "would you rather?" Would you r...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
You fucker.....
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
You don't get the joke because the punch...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
So a priest walks into a bar. Before a j...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
Know who else had a bad childhood? Hitle...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
Fill in the blanks P_n_s F__k Boo_s Did ... ★1
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16
Liam neeson was a teacher who got fired ...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
And now a joke! So a girl has ovary canc...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
What about pokemon? You have to calculat...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
Or surgeon simulator. Though the hundred...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
The sims, more specifically the 3rd one....
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If it happened a few days ago then why s...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
What if all c&h characters are forever l...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
What does genetics have to do with anyth...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
Are those the only two jobs you can thin...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
If you could become the things you play ...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Hey chad, are you a fatty?
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
It's a life cycle
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Fuck off! ★3
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Brings me back to when i was just a litt...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
There was an old lady who sat on a rock,...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
Hey hi-kick. Thanks for being my only fr...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
Hey now, I'm a bottle of bleach! That wo...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
And now a keemstar joke. What do you cal...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
I heard jehovah's witnesses don't celebr... ★5
Comment to comic 4272 on 2016-12-11
American healthcare is better than canad...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11
Accdriong to a sudty, our barins raed wr...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
Aye wunn deer wye! ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
I remember graduating from cleaning coll...
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Raisin bran is the shittiest cereal ever...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
Remember that episode of friends where r...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
That joke was the BOMB
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
Then they made my bottle out of my mothe...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
I chased MY dream of becoming bleach! I ...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
I don't like posting comments within the...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
OJ simpson was originally cast as the te...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
Personally, I don't think blue4029 is a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
And now, three jokes! What's the cheapes... ★2
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
The lack of punctuation wasn't a mistake...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
If your uncle jack helped you off a hors...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
According to all known laws of aviation,...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Hey Ss, am I a beautiful snowman?
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
A story of googling adventures I googled...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Alot of people don't want to kill babies...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
At least you have two legs...I can't phy...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
That joke was so unfunny that the laugh ...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
When you put two characters (usually fic...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
And now a joke! Man:"they finally legali... ★6
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
With 2-D?
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
The reason why most C&H characters don't...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Remember that one news story where a man...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04
No, my mother was a bunch of recycled pl...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Most countries do lethal injection now. ...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
I was JUST at that comic.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
Know what would be even more savage? If ...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
My "mother" is a pile of plastic that be...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
Has my pfp updated yet?
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
You stole from sad stickman!
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
So a man was walking down the street whe... ★5
Comment to comic 2264 on 2016-12-03
It's only plagiarism if it's someone els... ★3
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
Should I keep my current holiday themed ...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Is dave the only cartoonist around here ...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
And a scarf!
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I don't think ANYONE remembers general o...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Interesting... the two comics also have ...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
12 hours from now, you will see my new p...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
So I guess MGW and my dad have something... ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Are you actually chinese?
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
And now a joke! Why did the alzheimers p... ★8
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
I'm assuming all of fake noodle's commen...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Wait, sansthesuperior? Oh shit...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
That light you see in the sky? Those are...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Okay so, 2-D and russel are strapped to ...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Well I guess in your case it would be sp...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Would you rather be neutered by a pair o...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30
Anyone can reform! Just stop mentioning ...
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
No 72 virgins for you. ★1
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
When I was a kid, I thought the PSP was ...
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
5:0 fuckin' clock, rob!
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
A plane is about to crash and the passen... ★4
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
And now a joke! An irish man walks out o...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
How many times do you suck MGW's dick?
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
Telling me to drink myself because I'm a...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
That is legit my favorite eminem song.
Comment to comic 387 on 2016-11-28
Happy hour saloon?
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
I don't understand why some people are t...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
Bones are white, shadows are black, bloo...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
And now a joke A man brings his chameleo...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
And now a question. Would you rather get...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
What's with all these "bad father" comic...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
How did you afford it?
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
I was planning on making an account name... ★2
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
Lets see...we have Astro:the guy who tal...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
You're name is damien and you wear that ...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Oh look, my badge is blue, i am now OFFI... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Thanksgiving, the day we celebrate by sp...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
I'm thankful that I reformed and became ...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
The bartender was talking to the panda a...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
2 nerds walk into a bar, the 1st nerd sa... ★6
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
And now for yet another "walk into a bar... ★2
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Well OBVIOUSLY Canada celebrates it! It'... ★2
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Is that a mark? That's gonna hurt by Chr...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
I'm just gonna assume you're 1000 years ...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
The internet speed at NASA is 91gb per s... ★3
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
So a horse walks into a bar The bartende... ★5
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
Want to see something scary? Look at who... ★2
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
"I am a strong, independent black woman"... ★1
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
Today was a boring comment day...no inte...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
That guy must have a VERY thin neck
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
Juicy is a word that's usually written o...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
I think I'll offend people by saying the...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20
Why is KRIS always late to make a comic?...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Christians and muslims have the same god...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
No, the go to their own separate houses,...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
So a muslim and a black guy walk into a ... ★6
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
I wonder how many things people here hav...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Jerkjob? Shittiest insult ever 0/10
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
You don't want to be back, run while you...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
During the war, before hitler ever becam...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
I didn't steal the hitler joke you swine...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18
I did nazi see that coming, anne frankly... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
We are, we are built from broken parts O...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
So two mormons walk into a bar Oh wait m...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
The joke is that donald trump IS the sex...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
So a liberal, a liar and a criminal walk... ★4
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
So a racist, a sexist and a homophobe wa... ★7
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
To quote the famous words of albert eins...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a r... ★4
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
I hate it when i lose my black friend in...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
"2+2=4" Albert Einstein
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hop... ★4
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
It wasn't implied as a sentence, more of...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
I like to imagine it just shrinks and gr...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
I hate it when a sentence doesn't end th... ★1
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
His shirt is covered by a blanket...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
His corpse is still a bunch of burned as... ★1
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13
I don't even...know what to say about so...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
Cantelope juice?
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
You have nothing to fear...you're past t...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
I'd hate to see a good joke of mine go t...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
The hardest part of eating a vegetable i... ★3
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11
And now for a joke! A lady is talking to... ★7
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11
I remember that! His hands were very swe...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11
matt left. Trump won. DCW started. Famou... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Everyone says that Trump's idiocy will s... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09
You're both wrong, it's linkin park ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09
What about rape? If you don't want a bab... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Too many adjectives that don't describe ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09
You clearly don't understand, Another op...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Donald trump's presidency in a nutshell ★3
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Abortion should be a choice amongst pare...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
People's reaction after trump wins:DEAR ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Trump may be the president but there's o... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
You are mom?
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
A 5/5 review today? That's rare....
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
And now a joke So a vegan, an atheist an... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Okay we get it you're an atheist, it's a...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
Hey rob, nice drawing of donald trump on...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
MGW is russian.....
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
The country with the highest education i...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
There are adults, kids, teens, pre-teens...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
Why would he put him in a bag....
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
So I'm guessing kris is the reason why c...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
Rubiks cubes are easy to solve! Just pee... ★4
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
You can still be allergic to peanut butt...
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My most important possession is this epp...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
The Bible supports slavery and homophobi... ★2
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
The best way to deal with a rubix puzzle...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
After going back a few comics and readin...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
Because you touch yourself at night
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
How do you keep reviving?
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
Me, I am the best commentor
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
You should TOTALLY get married
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
Wait...he cuffed his right hand to HER r...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02
5:00 in the afternoon, kris?
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
I also heard he's thinking of proposing
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
How do you know the FMITA MGW said stood...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
He's buying you an anniversary gift
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
I thought of a new internet slang! FMITA... ★2
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
Why do people hate hybrids?
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
@NS It was a donkey, disappointing as I ...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
He tried to rape a goddess but was thwar...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01
It was part of the god's lore. His dick ...
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There was once an egyptian god with a go...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
You're not supposed to focus on the word...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
All the cyanide and happiness comic make...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
I got a dig bick. You that read wrong Aw...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
Classic irishness!
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
He must be the ultimate vape lord
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
How can you be so sure?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Greasy gary is a rob comic but you edite... ★1
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Imagine opening your closet door and you...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
Is that supposed to be a bunch of real l...
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I remember when I was that stupid...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
I like to think they wear jumpsuits or u...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
The crow flies at red dawn. Mysterious a...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
This is me being a bottle of bleach
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
This blows job
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
$10000 for banana juice? Too overpriced ★1
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Linkin park you say? I PUT MY TRUST IN Y...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Your pfp uploaded at the perfect time
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Pots
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
The orange will know
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
Ironic how?
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
TOO edgy, Jesus.
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
I changed it during the "wave" where eve...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
But I am the most recognizable bleach ac...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
No keemstar, i am not you. I only had 2 ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
All your favorite animals are on the ver...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
Are you mxm?
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
Because you're a cunt
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
That's CLEARLY because his arm is bent u...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
If you got banned, how did you change yo...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26
I grew a mustache!
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
Perhaps there is hope for me...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
Bleach. Ironic isn't it? ★1
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
And where was THAT picture of noodle fro...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
They have a free one...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
I'm late because I have nothing to say a...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24
Why is the grim reaper always interprete... ★1
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
Reminds me of when I went under a new al...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
I wonder if rich people ask servants to ...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
A585 is a dude? I always thought he was ...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Wait, lucifer?
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Which one of the MILLIONS of songs about...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
Made of pants your mask are?
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22
That reference has nothing to do with th...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
You're dating him, but he's not dating y...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
@zogaridan I am, but that doesn't mean I...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
Fuck you non-badge haver
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
But I said it REALLY blows and also I ha...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21
This comic really blows
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
"I'd I could" considering how you added ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
And I don't have time to type down some ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
What's an "adam"?
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Best metaphor ever 10/10
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
There was once a man who found two ident...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Not alot to work with for this comic.......
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
But I'm no longer a shitposter!
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Will people even give a fuck now if i do...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Wait why didn't sad larry ever drink...s...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
A comic about suicide? No... I am past t...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
Aaaand you just became an INSTANT shitpo...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
God.
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
That's not the ORIGINAL reference though...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
You should probably tell us
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
How does a 2D animated band preform live...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17
And now, a joke! Why did the CoD player ... ★2
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
There are hundreds of clorox bleaches on...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
Are you an eyeball?
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
I once originally thought that bleach wa...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
Is it blue meth?
Comment to comic 3460 on 2016-10-15
He left, all the c&h guys are close frie... ★4
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15
Do not try to tempt me, I've given up on...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15
I'm beginning to regret my choices of ma... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15
Oh look a lesbian joke...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
I do have an alt. Account, im talking ab...
Comment to comic 673 on 2016-10-14
I like cleaning things.
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
I've been thinking about that for awhile...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
I actually haven't BEEN telling people t...
Comment to comic 1907 on 2016-10-14
Or 2100..,,
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
Toki pona is all you can say to me becau...
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
What if he was just CARBON dating it? Li... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
CLOROX'S QUESTION! Would you rather be r... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14
Wow, his tooth was so bad it was YELLOW,...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Looks like murdoc needs to do the michae... ★4
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Shut up you fucking sofa
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
[comment only available to bleach-drinke...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
The real challenge is....is russel ANYON...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Reformed, eh? I'm just out of bleach jok...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Yeah, you really should change your pic....
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
He never had a shot to begin with
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
You refer to me as a "he" when I clearly...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
I'm offended because they're BLACK cats!...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
And I can't stand not being able to make...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
you spend your days on the internet corr...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
You have millions upon millions of bacte...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
I'm not one of your alt. Accounts but my...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
I don't think depressing comic week is o...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
At first I thought you were his alt acco...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
What's the point of giving him 5 apples ...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Very regularly
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Ha no. My alt account is a person who is...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
No actually i made it myself
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Most people only donate to charity to fe... ★3
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
You haven't posted in 2 days
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Time for my non-bleach joke Where do web... ★5
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
A cteklite comment that's been ignored e... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
But what hand does he masturbate with wh...
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
Man i fucking hate those idiots who try ...
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
People who roleplay as bottles of cleani...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
You knew it was called "spit roasting" c...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
Actually, it's a spit roast
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
There isn't a fluid in your body that ye...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
I believe the two men are doing a sexual...
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07
Whoa, that's a VERY creepy short, i thin... ★1
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07
I wanna know how he turned it into a .gi...
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07
And now for my non-bleach joke Why did t...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
They really should ★1
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
Not gonna do depressing facts for this o...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
Actually I do have an alt account....you... ★1
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
.....who are you?
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
It's sad isn't it? Whenever i make a ble... ★4
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
The day i became bleach, I remember when... ★1
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
Being incredibly skinny is more unhealth...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
OOOHHHHH HE JUST GOT BURNED! Drink me to... ★1
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
Hey review lady, have i told you to drin...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
Most laugh tracks were recorded in the 5...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
Says the person who needs to drink bleac... ★2
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
I heard bleach can stop friction ★1
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
A bottle of.....soda so I'll never be th... ★2
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
Lamborghini's break down easier If all o...
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
I don't favorite comments, not even my o... ★1
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
That is physically impossible
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03
There are BETTER ways to kill yourself! ...
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
I have been inserted ★1
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
Here's a depressing fact about the swast...
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
I hope his body can still drink liquids.... ★1
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
For the love of clorox, drink me ★4
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
Well, it sure took a long time for THIS ...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
Underwhelming....
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
The majority of clorox products are clea...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
I'm GLAD i read this comic! Don't let th...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
Mine is a BO-TL5 EOF64 BLE-1.23 ACHi7
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
Yes....
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
Cats have lead many birds to extinction ...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01
Those guys should drink something ★1
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
As do i
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
A girl in africa died of diarrhea one Le...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
It's a reference to bleach drinking ★1
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
And i was a bottle of bleach since you'v...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
Hello fellow badge haver! ★1
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
Doesn't OM have a red badge...cteklites ...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
The gods have blessed me with a badge! I... ★1
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
You cannot cure the madness that insanit... ★2
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
So low its 0
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
If I had a badge it would probably be "A... ★2
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
I AM the most hated person in C&H
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
More then half of the worlds species are...
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
I wonder what liquids are in that cup? C... ★2
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27
It's times like this i wish i had a dick...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27
Trump's wall would cost $25 billion Mars...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
And now for my non-bleach related commen... ★3
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
World peace? Over HUNDREDS OF NIPPLES?
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
If you could choose between world peace ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
Nows my chance for subliminal messaging ... ★1
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
Thanks for the publicity, bitch ★2
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
Bleach kids are smaller bottles, bleach ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
Do you like BLEACH BOARDING? Neither do ...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
It seems that having bad grammar here ca...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
Black people are supposed to pick cotton...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
THEY ALSO NEED TO DRINK SOME BLEACH ★1
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
Those people need to drink some.... Wate... ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Damn, blue is getting more hate then i a... ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
My god...it makes sense now
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
You've been on this same page for 3 hour...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Bleach sause! ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Yeah, i do make the same bleach joke ove... ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Bringing bleach to any fight gives an in... ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Fire mutt left because he drank too much...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
I bleach exhaled!
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
I bet he laced it with bleach
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Gun fight? Have a bleach fight! ★2
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
The TSA doesn't stop terrorist attacks M...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
Since I'm a shitposter anyway... http://... ★1
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
ANOTHER tattoo comic? Better bring out t...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
Along with a pedo mustache
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
I wonder what MY ratio is... ★1
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
I have one large tattoo across my body, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
He's 15.....
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
I can bleach the tattoos away ★1
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
If bees earned minimum wage, a jar of ho...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Bill gates dropped out of harvard and re...
Comment to comic 4136 on 2016-09-20
The employee is a black man, this comic ...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
He drank bleach. Drinking bleach sends y... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Atleast he isn't covered in BLEACH ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
7 hours and no replies? Drink me fgt
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Damn, didn't think you liked my comments... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Pour bleach over your PhD to get rid of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Let's have a bleach drinking contest! La... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Bath salts
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Did someone say my name? ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
30 seconds? I can do it in 30 hours! ★1
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Then why does it have TWO stars? ★1
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
My favorite superhero is ichigo! see wha...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I would like to tell everyone that no, i... ★9
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Every celebrity has already accomplished...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I'm going as a bottle of bleach ★1
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
☠ smoking kills
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
On july 17th a car horn will honk and th...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
When I'm involved, everything is white ★1
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Good thing he's not drinking bleach, oth... ★1
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Pumpkin carver? Now we need a movie titl...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I was never planning on returning to the... ★2
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Toki pona is a failing language
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Am i the liquids INSIDE the bottle, or t...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
He was black, i just bleached his skin l... ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Drinking bleach solves EVERYTHING ★3
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Why, one drink of course! Refresh yourse... ★3
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
If you drink me fast enough, the dollar ...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Better hope you have a bleach-runner, cu... ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
That bouncy castle is way too colorful, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
If anything here's gonna kill you, it's ...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
Caffeine is a drug Bees produce honey! W...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
Maybe if you drink more bleach, your aut...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
Your comic made my ears hurt...but i rea...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
All this arguing and nothing to drink......
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
No, you're on bleach.com Now drink ★2
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
I wonde if jesus could turn water into b... ★1
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16
Thats the hand he uses to drink bleach
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16
Hope she likes ovens :)
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Did someone say my name? ★4
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Drink me to gain immortality I'm not tec...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Actually bleach is my favorite DRINK, my...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
It's both
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Bleach ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Drinkblech Oh sorry, typo Drink bleach*
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
It's a virtual jumble of 2D words on a w...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
I smoke bleach! I drink bleach! I eat bl... ★1
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
But it doesn't work because i KNOW I'm a...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Yes, i am a shitposter, but atleast i ad... ★1
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
I've been here all week....
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Why does everyone think i have an alt ac...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Nobody even knows who that is
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Can you guess what i want you to drink? ...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Being a bottle of bleach. See that? I ca...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Nice profile pic, you really drew my bod...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Be more active and own your title
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Hey guys! I'm a bottle of bleach!
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
One swig of me should kill the baby AND ... ★1
Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09
Here's why bleach and serial killers are... ★1
Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09
Suicidal? I'm here! ★1
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
Invest it all in bleach, bleach is alway... ★2
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
It's a metal wheel...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
Bleach can defend against the robots! Be...
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
It's the expression you make after drink...
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
How dare you summon my arch nemesis!
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
Yes, i do make the same "joke" atleast o... ★1
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
BECAUSE REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
It's as much of a drug as mayonaise is a...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
Been doing that everyday, cteklite
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
He didn't say anything, he typed it
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
It comes off even faster if you drink......
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
Hello, my spiritual brother, im here if ...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
I'm not going to tell you to drink me, b...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
The reason why I roleplay as bleach is b...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
[insert unfunny comment about bleach her...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
If i drink myself do i get empty or full...
Comment to comic 3244 on 2016-08-21
Glug glug
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
Call me keemstar because WHY AM I STILL ...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
If you ever get mugged, offer the crimin...
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
There called "refills"
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
Sir, you do not need to invest in me for...
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
Tall justin needs to drink me...but he's... ★2
Comment to comic 4065 on 2016-08-19
Is that the guy from greenday? ★7
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
Also, you must drink me
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
I don't want to see that, who wants a dr...
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
You are profile picture sucks? Someone n... ★1
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
Let the kids drink me and start over! ★2
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16
Yes? ★4
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16
I wish i could go back in time to when i...
Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15
But I'm a whole gallon!
Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15
Those kids need to escape that car...QUI... ★2
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14
Hope that's not a lake of bleach because... ★2
Comment to comic 4313 on 2016-08-13
Step down.
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
Your basically begging for me to come do...
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
Just begin passing me around...
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
Don't worry, I'm here if you need me
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
One swig of me should fix that ★1
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
This kid needs a drink ★2
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Because I haven't been in them :)
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Drink me, please ★4
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
I'm sorry, i just made this account :(
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
I'm a container full of cleaning liquids...
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-12
Remember kids, don't eat applesauce, dri... ★2
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Wow, that teacher needs to drink more