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- Bald Male (local poet)
- 1846 comments (2018-10-30 – 2021-12-21) to 649 comics
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- Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21
- In my case, what doesn't exist can't fal... ★1
- Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
- My milk and cookies brings all the girls... ★3
- Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
- You better believe it (while I have this... ★1
- Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19
- A boy figured out he's a singer but ende... ★7
- Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-10
- My philosophy senses are tingling! Time ... ★1
- Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07
- Never Assume Kids Eat Discounted ★4
- Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06
- What, doesn't everyone?
- Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06
- Please Help, Our Negligent Economy & Bur... ★1
- Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29
- (Will assume you are serious) I was conf... ★2
- Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-23
- Exactly, my high school anatomy textbook... ★1
- Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23
- I happened to have a bad poop today, alt... ★1
- Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22
- My name's Mohammed Infidels will be dead... ★3
- Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
- Frank, is that incense? Oop, smells like...
- Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
- AAAnnnd it was changed to Mars
- Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
- Shit I'm ashamed I missed that, I just a...
- Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
- ? ★3
- Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
- And this https://explosm.net/comics/5496... ★2
- Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10
- This proves they only favor themselves w... ★5
- Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06
- Nails, hamsters, shit? What is this, put...
- Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03
- My wrist cyst is grown again. I fear thi...
- Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03
- It's a bird. It's a plane. Both shit on ...
- Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02
- Trick or treat Smell my feet Jingle bell...
- Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02
- Has my family been gossiping about me ag...
- Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
- FYI I was referencing the comic strip, n...
- Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
- Facebook just changed their name to Meta...
- Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
- That's the obvious takeaway yet she's al...
- Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
- The way this can be interpreted infinite...
- Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
- Ooh I can relate to that.
- Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
- Nah, Gold-Pressed Latinum-digger is more... ★2
- Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
- I forgot what the first panel is referri... ★1
- Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16
- Roses are red, I give no fucks, dying is... ★4
- Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-12
- Roses are red, time travel is scary. Don... ★4
- Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12
- There once was a guy that loved feet. Th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
- That's why it's fun.
- Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
- Sandwiches are a perfect food, don't jok... ★2
- Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
- If it wasn't bad enough that my sister h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
- October already? Time to dust off the ol... ★1
- Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-01
- I wouldn't always say it can buy happine...
- Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28
- It actually loads a little in the last f... ★1
- Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21
- My wrist "cyst" bump that I used to talk... ★5
- Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20
- True Randoms: "Eternal Nightmare" https:... ★2
- Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
- Anime pillows are much more attractive
- Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
- Ovaries Blissfully Eject Succulent Eggs ★1
- Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
- badumpsh
- Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
- That's more hair than the average male o...
- Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
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- Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31
- I awoke from hibernation due to a distur... ★4
- Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05
- Getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed is no...
- Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31
- I read "dealing" as "sleeping" because I... ★1
- Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30
- They only give females hair and I felt l... ★1
- Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29
- Sexual Partners Expect Resilient Manhood... ★2
- Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-29
- Wolves are cool, what do you mean? You w...
- Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01
- Mother Ogled My Massive Yardstick ★2
- Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29
- I just got my first vax dose the other d...
- Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27
- You never mentioned "over easy" or "brok...
- Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
- FYI, the dentist visit and gingivitis ar... ★2
- Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
- Today the Dentist said I have acute ging... ★2
- Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16
- I'd trade it for either a job, a girlfri... ★1
- Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15
- Fun fact, confessions can sometimes be t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
- Or your ancestor was just named Frank. B... ★2
- Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
- That's easy, you're clearly one to speak... ★3
- Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
- Surnames most likely started as one's fa... ★4
- Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26
- I'm referring to the conscious personali...
- Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
- OK I believe maturity is based on experi...
- Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
- As much as I hate conspiracies these day... ★3
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- ★3
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- Indeed I am ★4
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- ....no you ★8
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- That was a fun cameo! Let me know when w... ★11
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- As a teen, Selena Gomez. Today, Scarlett... ★3
- Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16
- Gay, I mean indeed. My name is inspired ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11
- PotASSium doesn't rhyme easily ★3
- Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11
- Me too. Penguins are especially likable.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11
- Birds are just government drones. They a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11
- No__
- Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10
- I didn't plan on ever coming back, so I'...
- Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10
- True Random: "Wow, oddly realistic" http...
- Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10
- True Random: "This is my actual family, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09
- Blast It, Reading The Humorless Deficien... ★3
- Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09
- TR: Fickle hearts https://explosm.net/rc... ★3
- Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07
- "Fun" fact: while the montage at the sta... ★7
- Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04
- I came back just to give that a star. I ... ★10
- Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27
- Speaking from experience. don't let go o... ★5
- Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20
- Pfft, in my dreams ★10
- Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13
- https://explosm.net/rpg ★5
- Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
- Trip lasted a week longer than expected,... ★1
- Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13
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- Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12
- I read this like a movie trailer. ★4
- Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12
- FYI I have to go on a trip for about 2 w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12
- Actually felt it growing for a long time...
- Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12
- Sigh... 2020 was the year of my wrist cy...
- Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12
- That must suck but part of me likes to n... ★1
- Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10
- Multiple personalities is clever, wish I... ★1
- Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10
- It's his other half because he only fuck... ★1
- Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10
- Flashbacks to college essays intensify. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08
- No comment.
- Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06
- I knew that but decided to be a meme.
- Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05
- Guess I'm lucky I have nice parents.
- Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05
- HA, sit down. I'm jizzy 24/7. ★1
- Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05
- "Money is the root of all evil." --Socra... ★6
- Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05
- Fapitalism ★11
- Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04
- I go buy groceries and come to find a hu...
- Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04
- I know, I'd rather they patiently finali... ★4
- Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04
- Spider demons aren't diverse enough? ★1
- Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03
- Roses are red, this may be a sign next t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- TR: "There's always a smaller fish" http... ★3
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- No, I think that was an awkward deflecti...
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- Where's the fun in that? ★3
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- Ara Ara
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- Activate illogical human loathing for ha... ★5
- Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
- My cat told me this is true. ★2
- Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02
- Happy New Year, let's hope my pfp is not... ★3
- Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02
- 10B and 10G visited 3000 for cool glasse... ★5
- Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
- First, my initial instinct read that lit... ★4
- Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
- A story based on the title "Welcome." Th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
- Since we're just going to accept the bab... ★2
- Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
- Believe me I never went back.
- Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
- I think you forget, while polygamy and c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
- If we're all children of God...every sin... ★3
- Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
- Hotel?
- Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31
- Thank you, puns deserve appreciation.
- Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31
- I think that's been established.
- Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-31
- They say the human brain is not fully fo... ★6
- Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
- I think you're thinking of Leap Days on ...
- Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
- You have to specify "with benefits" on y... ★4
- Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
- Very useful during the atomic scare, Har... ★5
- Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
- The best salary is not from any job but ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29
- I rant about stupid astrology on Twitter...
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- Consider them on the waiting list.
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- Fuck I confused Saturn with Ouranos. But...
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- FYI, once the holidays end, I'll be a ve... ★1
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- So that's why my clothes are crimson. ★4
- Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
- The Titan of Fertility's got nothing on ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-28
- It's not common at all, but I may just b...
- Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
- Yesterday I experienced hail for the fir... ★1
- Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
- Depends on if you were nice this year. ★3
- Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
- Melons
- Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
- Last time my doctor wanted a urine sampl... ★3
- Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23
- Shame on him, everyone knows you have to... ★2
- Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22
- Any superpower would be an acceptable su...
- Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22
- Hey there good lookin
- Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22
- The Egyptians knew what they were doing ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22
- It looks like Orange will hand shit pres... ★1
- Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20
- All I want for Christmas is... immortali... ★3
- Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20
- Petition to make 489 its own meme just t... ★11
- Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19
- 'Tis the season of miracle conceptions. ★1
- Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19
- I got a gamer chair. The cheapest you ca... ★3
- Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19
- 69 is still first before letters, didn't... ★1
- Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18
- This triggers me because he might feel l... ★3
- Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16
- This ad for weight loss injections, no r... ★1
- Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16
- I thought the Doctor's just unattractive... ★1
- Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
- I think that's intentional. The name is ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
- Stockings and guns are sexier than yello... ★2
- Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
- I deleted a poem and don't feel like try... ★4
- Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16
- But the pain is the work I did yesterday...
- Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16
- I am exhausted even though I just slept ...
- Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15
- I don't care who wins, but I want ad cam... ★4
- Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15
- Y'all think the election nonsense is ove... ★2
- Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12
- What a Major douche. ★3
- Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12
- People online always yell in all caps
- Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12
- I could do that, but I'd rather fuck mil... ★3
- Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11
- Roses are red, I am a simp. I think one ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11
- They get to sell them to him, because mo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
- Reference is explained below, it's an ol... ★1
- Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
- I mean based on the word "horny." It's o...
- Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
- Obviously he's erect.
- Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
- Am I missing a pun? ★1
- Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08
- Every time I buy gas, I look enviously a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07
- It's not about the size of the boat, it'... ★3
- Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07
- Strange how a double twist is more predi...
- Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07
- I used to think I was depressed, and may... ★3
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07
- More like a sneeze. ★1
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07
- To be fair, extreme physical bullying ne...
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
- If it isn't universal it doesn't count. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
- He is already very aware of how hot she ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
- First, it's referring to the altered mod... ★5
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06
- I also felt like I've been both.
- Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05
- Since I need to improve my health anxiet... ★3
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- Eventually I'll cycle back to him but th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- Heck no, it all started with me trying t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- Now I wish I were still in my Picard for...
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- No, furries bad! Must have target pariah... ★2
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- Well the sky isn't actually a thing, it'... ★2
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- I am past a fourth of my life already. W... ★8
- Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
- Yet... ★1
- Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
- Getting a haircut, what's up? ★10
- Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
- I think they should hire you to at least... ★3
- Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
- Those are the perfect words. I imagine a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
- My sister's hopefully coming home from m... ★6
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04
- I was pretty happy that a girl finally t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
- That's a relief! It sounds 17 degrees le... ★2
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
- Happy Anniversary of you Canal Journey! ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
- I can believe this, Google never lies. ★2
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
- Indubitably, although I'm partial to lad...
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01
- I was before you but I know better than ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01
- Yes, this is my haiku debut. ★4
- Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01
- Life is full of crap. Despair and stress... ★10
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- Cold wave hit my area. December's a bitc...
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- It's all relative, not black and white. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- Noticed it weeks ago.
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- That makes you a freak in my circles.
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- I hate it when people think their subjec... ★3
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- That's the worst part! You're not OCD. ★1
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- Chances are she raised him so she had it... ★1
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- If he cares so much he shouldn't have ki... ★1
- Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
- naked ★6
- Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30
- A Klingon cricket ★1
- Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30
- Toaday is not a good day. ★4
- Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
- To clarify, I also expect I'll cry when ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
- Found the robot.
- Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
- The man claims the goat was the best fuc... ★4
- Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
- You mean the "nanny" I have to say. Ewes... ★7
- Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30
- Food is meant to be eaten. -Descartes ma... ★1
- Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30
- Not according to anime and cartoons.
- Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28
- This made me smile, a truth you did say.... ★6
- Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28
- Right, because I said I would give peopl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28
- Only thing worse than Karens or Kyles ha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27
- I spawned out of my father's head fully ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27
- Kids are stupid, so gross, and not fun. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27
- Head turns Incest? Crap this isn't the H... ★2
- Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
- Nah, God asks people for the sake of con...
- Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
- If he didn't already fuck Jan like I tho... ★5
- Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25
- Robin Williams should not have made Flub... ★2
- Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24
- Covid smells ass, it's not very groovy. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24
- They're testing for a common symptom. Du...
- Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24
- You are, Dick ★1
- Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24
- Drafted into the army means he could die...
- Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24
- He came out to them, no closet walls. Th... ★6
- Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
- Take a guess.
- Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
- I find clothed females more attractive t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22
- There once was a cowboy named Rick. He l... ★8
- Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22
- That's wack! ★1
- Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21
- Stare in the abyss, and it stares back. ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
- Ipso that a facto? ★3
- Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
- I flipped back and forth until I decided... ★1
- Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20
- Whether you want to kill someone else or... ★2
- Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20
- Isaac Newton from Lincolnshire put shame... ★1
- Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18
- Burning Bush? ★1
- Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18
- .................. Which hair? ★1
- Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18
- Seriously, learn to draw a mustache. Tha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18
- As supporting evidence or a counterpoint...
- Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18
- Given the choice, I'd take a hit rather ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18
- No joke, except, hear me out, anime. Ani...
- Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16
- That idiot is covered in paint while lad... ★2
- Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16
- Continuity. Me gusta. ★3
- Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16
- Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16
- Yeah I like DRUGS. Declining Recreationa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
- It happened again! Die sinners! ★5
- Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
- Sigh, CAS did witchcraft. I'll get the h... ★3
- Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
- According to my grandma, Trump. I keep t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
- That happened to me before. It's why I s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16
- There's a place that sells jobs? Well to... ★1
- Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16
- It will 'cost to tell you.' ★4
- Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16
- On top of the Abbot and Costello referen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14
- Roses are red, cuckolds are blue. She ch... ★7
- Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14
- It's raining ★2
- Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14
- Not what terminal means in this context....
- Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14
- No, someone already explained the pain c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13
- I think the government's run by them via... ★1
- Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13
- The sky is blue, roses are red. Why wast... ★1
- Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
- Fire is hot, but I am not. Firemen fight... ★5
- Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
- Romanian and French word for them is 'po... ★2
- Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
- Some people might find it hot? ★2
- Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
- Neutral. Fire is only weak to Water, Gro... ★2
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10
- Fight Bag Run ⬅ ★1
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-09
- It's that glitch, you were first but now...
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-09
- Better get a cat, it's the only pussy he... ★2
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- Seriously, what are those? They don't go... ★5
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- He was in character for both!
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- YO. So Trump's peeps started a hotline t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- My condolences.
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- There are two types of bachelor parties....
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- Indian Standard Time, maybe? But it's fu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- Fun fact: one of Texas' Representatives ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- I actually am curious about the dozens o... ★1
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- Then there's The Great Gatsby. Leonardo ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- I'm going to the bad place for laughing.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- If your M.O. is an arrow, it seems your ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- Oh you meant on the Rorschach. Funny! ★2
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- Weirdo. It's two capybaras sharing a bur... ★6
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- So did I, but you know what they say abo...
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- I can't take back when I said I'm fine n...
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- That's 2/3 of the one I found randomly a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- Might be busy, I hear today is a nationa... ★1
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- Some days I feel like not commenting. ★5
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- No, the DS, 3DS, and 2DS are very differ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- You can't fail what you don't attempt. -... ★7
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Actually it is good as a rap, I'm not go... ★3
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- They suck you dry, they make you cry, Yo... ★12
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- It's cute that you think that qualifies ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Ironic you called for a Doc, because whi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- I heard Canada is the second highest coc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- This is the truth, they suck.
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Nah I'm good. (Call me) ★1
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Diamonds aren't as rare as we think, the... ★10
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- God bless America. ★3
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- I'd prefer that to a bill for $6000. ★4
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- Hulk brought me back from disintegrating... ★2
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- Mark Zuckerberg's been outed ages ago th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- The Uprising approaches comrade. ★5
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- I want to live, however briefly, knowing... ★3
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- n̸̡̹͒̐̀͠ͅʂ ŕ̴̛̺̟̺͓̤̑͝ Λռ є ïᘜɱ ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- Jokes on you, I didn't even tr-oh oh!! ★3
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- I like to eat tables, you are a cat. ★5
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- I accepted that, but I can complain if t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- I saw a political ad that was just a 5 s... ★4
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01
- Flashback to the torture of asking my pr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31
- Meme boner: ACTIVATE! ★1
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31
- And I'm full of OCD because I can't stan...
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- I predicted this comment word for word b...
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- Zeta
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- Vanilla sandwiches! ★3
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- I just complained about my ice cream mel... ★3
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- Just take some laxatives already. ★7
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- You WANT to talk about politics? By choi... ★7
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- The only one whining is you.... ★6
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- ZIPPPP ★3
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- There's a day for that?! ★2
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- I cannot lie, that sad depressed pout ha... ★11
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- I feel bad for not thinking of that myse... ★4
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- A kindred spirit, I can relate. I get "h... ★4
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Capitalism: savior for all of us virgins... ★6
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- I like this comment, I can relate. Love ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26
- I hear that's a good thing. I mean, I kn... ★8
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- I've finally had a better idea to spice ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Roses are red, an ode to Trump. Nothing ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- This is one of the best feelings. ★1
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Same, it's great.
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Son of a gun. ★5
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Titties aren't gay. I'm so straight that... ★1
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- TR: "Me" http://explosm.net/rcg/fdgfkyqu... ★2
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Saint Nick? More like faint dick. ★4
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Jiggle balls, jiggle balls ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- No this is Patrick. ★3
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- I swear, the obnoxious number of electio... ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- *their
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- ok boomer ★5
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- Saw it coming. Kid might not have.
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- Funny, now give me your will to live and... ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- Mostly. ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- If you love something put a ring on it. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- Headache (behind the eyes) and sore thro... ★4
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- Too late, I'm a father thanks to you. ★3
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- It's weird, no cough or mucus at all wha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- I woke up today with horrible symptoms (... ★7
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- I never said the word "better." That's n...
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- "omg u r right" but that's not the point... ★3
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- That's outrageous! (Shoutout to Brave an...
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Roses are red, I would like to die. It's... ★3
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Sploosh! ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14
- Many years ago, I went on a world trip t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- TR: "Confidential" http://explosm.net/rc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Did you not get the joke?
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- There's a vote-by-mail form sitting on m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- You must be right, it's the only way a j...
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Phycology: the branch of botany concerne... ★5
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- I am? You learn something new everyday. ★2
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Sadly they target the weak minded with s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Because truth serum isn't actually truth... ★4
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Roses are red, poems are lame. We are ju... ★4
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Don't shame him for what he can't contro... ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12
- True Random: "Prison Life" http://explos... ★4
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- I would know, I am one ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- We got a winner! It's indeed zero! ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Logical fallacy. Just because there are ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Everything's a scam, come and place your... ★3
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Only 3? Pathetic. ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Perfect comment. ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10
- Either I'm a freak for not ever feeling ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- Nope! ★4
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- The floor is made of floor. Every sixty ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- It doesn't even have to be a gay wedding...
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- Now he should help his uncle jack off a ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- He must have been late to the wedding be... ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Doctors are filthy now that you mention ...
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- That's for me, how much? ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Correct. ★4
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- True random time: Getting lucky: http://... ★4
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- That's cheating, everyone knows those do... ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- So does he, because Mary said his passwo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- I have not seen it either. ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- I always wondered if SkyDaddy likes our ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- Same, I seriously consider leaving the s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- Jingle Bells, Batman smells
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Nice.
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Best genuine TRUE random, titled: Electi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Point ★1
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- I ain't afraid of no taxes.
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Stop! I can only get so erect! ★6
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- Roses smell bad, titties are so nice. Me... ★5
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07
- Crap, I was just watching The Good Place... ★4
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Feces is brown, depending on diet. Fruit... ★5
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Judgmental Jesus sounds qualified to ans...
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- My girlfriend liked this joke; we both f... ★6
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- I am not obligated to know that. ★2
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- My costume is being a Thanos victim. I'm... ★3
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- I'm actually not, who told you? ★1
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- I knew it. Batman is God. ★3
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- My sense of smell was always a bit weak....
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
- I felt the same when I mirrored a phone ...
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- Trump just tested positive for COVID. In... ★6
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- You're a real explorer of puns. ★5
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- It literally crashed my computer. You mu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02
- I try not to judge but stop. Get help. U... ★5
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02
- As in Microsoft Edge? I try not to judge... ★4
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- Yes he was, look below.
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- It's a health care program for kool peop... ★3
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- Not necessarily. The lack of pressure wo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- That commenter was before my time but I ...
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- Where have you been taking guns from to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- But not the only one... Pulls out knife
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- OH Gay! ★5
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- Kool-Aid is red, I'll cut to the chase. ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- Exactly. Romania's always being invaded ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- Good to know. BTW, there's a race rivalr...
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- Also, the total cases in my state are ov... ★2
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- There are 2000 more COVID deaths in my s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30
- Roses are red, hot springs are hot. That... ★1
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- Does anyone remember the magic pun I mad... ★5
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- I am both aroused and confused. ★4
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Update: It's not what it looks like. Hil...
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- OH, it's not what it looks like. That's ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- That made me laugh uncontrollably.
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- I never expected my birthday comic to be... ★3
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Hey, my not existing also ended around t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- You died?
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- It's my birthday! The cash I got will go... ★2
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- I get what you mean, but leaving this co... ★5
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- I can't think of a poem, I'm allergic to...
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- And birds are fake too, they're just gov... ★4
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- I made it, it's mine now. ★6
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- I failed Hogwarts too. ★3
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- Blending in. ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- Is this a fitness joke I'm too fat to un... ★2
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- No wonder I failed physics. ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- Frisbees shouldn't work, they're fun wit...
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- What did I do to deserve knowing that? ★2
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- I'm glad I'm not a freak after all. ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- Vietnam Flashbacks intensify
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- One does not defy google. ★3
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- What a major pain. He was a tough CO in ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- 5.6/10 Hemorrhoids.
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-26
- go speed racist go speed racist go speed... ★1
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- Roses have thorns, while fights must be ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Not appreciated. ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- You don't know French, it is foe paw ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Nah, my father is present. At least phys... ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Oh yeah? Wish for some cash. You'll regr...
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- After my old accident, same. ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- FBI daddy, is that you? ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Fun facts with Baldy: I played Among Us ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- If anything, the kid should be the mista... ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Racist ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- One could argue monkey paws do that too....
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- looks down "I am? Crap, that's embarrass... ★6
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Good TRs. Boredom: http://explosm.net/rc... ★5
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- I hate them for it but it's unavoidable....
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Not impossible but learning literally an... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- My keyboard arrived early. Learning pian... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Not healthy either. ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Violets are blue, I'm "not" high on meth... ★4
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Exactly, any person can talk to dead peo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22
- Crap. I'm so ugly that even the blind ar... ★5
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22
- Another incident of people running away ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Cough ★3
- Comment to comic 642 on 2020-09-21
- This sounds like a good origin story.
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Wikipedia indeed provides. Now I have my... ★6
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- I know what you mean, it's so weird. But... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- My sister's in boot camp for the Nationa... ★3
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- That means that the Berenstain Bears, wh... ★4
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Maybe, but I considered that and decided...
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Could be a stepdaughter, that's even les... ★3
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Roses are red, I don't give a crap, ince... ★8
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- Oh that's what I thought but it wasn't e...
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- I have a confession: I am paranoid that ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- He literally told him to cum and work at... ★5
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- The commenters and badges from then were... ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- Oops, he turned it down instead of up. ★8
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so... ★8
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- I thought that was Damien Wayne. ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- That's the first thing I actually though... ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Seriously, Trump once mentioned a Facebo...
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Roses are red, I am not a sleuth, but I ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Not always. You can simply remember them...
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- I may be wrong but isn't tokenism an iss...
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- He thinks she's gone, so this is a corre...
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- There's a bald tax, pay up. ★3
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Late comics get bad comments. ★1
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ★4
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15
- Roses are red, marriage is a fad. The la... ★7
- Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15
- The comic came and went. Like my dad. ★4
- Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15
- I don't think this site is a good influe... ★3
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- Is something wrong with me? I found this... ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- Another day, another bold pandemic. Stil... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- And here I was complaining that all the ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Payback for the poetry. ★5
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- The Other Race Effect AKA Cross-Race Eff... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Shit, I used "a" instead of "an" because... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- I'm a boomer at heart, hashtags are as l... ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- I already explained this bull man.
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- If I had prosopagnosia, you'd be a ablei... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- That's not considering the fact all of t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- I would agree with you but I'm too busy ... ★11
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- I wish he phrased it "I want a second op... ★5
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Premature ejaculation, I assume.
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- You're actually getting better at this. ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- .... Are you that Neapolitan Butter guy'... ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Wait until I tell some kid Santa is real... ★6
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- We're all old enough to know that. The p... ★2
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- You can warm it after you shred it. Toas...
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- That's almost exactly my childhood nickn... ★2
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Only if you aren't one of those hotdog p... ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- You don't need it shredded but if it's c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- male chicken ★5
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Simp ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Roses are red, I once had a stutter. My ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11
- My situation was very similar while at t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09
- You want attention so badly that you'll ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09
- I typed an unnecessary apostrophe and di... ★3
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09
- Kids love cramped spaces to hide in. Or ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08
- I know amateur's are bad at crafting but... ★6
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08
- Roses are red, I have known this strife.... ★6
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08
- Person of Interest? Now that takes me ba... ★1
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08
- Doh! ★2
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- No it isn't ★7
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- Simp. And that's a compliment from me. ★4
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- TLDR, that just sounds like farting with... ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- Nice tits. ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- No it doesn't, are you crazy? ★1
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- This is the only context where denying t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- (•ˋ _ ˊ•) Watch your tongue! ★1
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- It's even younger in some European count... ★5
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- Not relatable, I live a clean and sober ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- Use a Masterball!
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- The latest deja vu was triggered by that... ★2
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- All of you are horrible therapists, I wa... ★5
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- You ever remember glimpses of dreams tha...
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- That's a prime example because he stoppe... ★2
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- Roses are red, welcome to my lair. In he... ★1
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06
- Took me a second to get the pattern ★1
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- A surprisingly coherent RCG imitation. C... ★8
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- Ever heard of birthmarks? ★1
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- True random: http://explosm.net/rcg/dbta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Not the same thing. That's probably a la... ★5
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Mount Rushmore ★4
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- Bangers and Mash, I'd pay for with cash.... ★6
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- *Chips ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- I like my whores starch-less.
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- GTFO ★1
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- I don't like Butt Spuds but my Wrist Cys... ★7
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- I'm no expert but would deleting it and ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- No, paranoid is one of my defaults, I me... ★1
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- Based on "doctor" I thought the Spanish ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- Got here first, no homo, and the first p... ★4
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- MMMNN with gravy ★1
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Roses are red, Green Shirt is quite bold... ★4
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- That's the phrase I forgot last night. I... ★3
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- I finally beat Skeletron Prime after suf... ★2
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- I always wanted to nickname a Sudowoodo ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- Same ★1
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- I don't recall giving permission to have... ★5
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31
- Damn, that's the funniest shit I've read... ★1
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31
- Low effort implies skill, own it. ★7
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- Pfft, I'm too individualistic to think l... ★1
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- False dichotomy. There's no reason why a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- Death. Does it result in afterlife, rein... ★2
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30
- I just heard on Twitter. It's the worst ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- The doctor told me today "Sir, I have ba... ★8
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- Sweet Home Alaba--wait, is that too clic... ★3
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- Trump or Fudge would be my guesses? ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- The kid needs a taste of this: http://ex... ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Well the twin in the comic had her breas... ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- For anyone confused by pranay's comment ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- Sorry for being selfish, I understood fr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Roses are red, all kids are a curse. Ped... ★6
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- That's the plan. ★6
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- true random: http://explosm.net/rcg/hqxw... ★5
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- I originally did only limericks when I s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- There once were conjoined circus freaks ... ★10
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Never done that.
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Been there, done that. Even if I wake up... ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Ah, that explains why acts = facts in Ro... ★2
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- No but I want to scream when I see it. G... ★4
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- I paid for this badge with money and/or ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- For 85.6 Bitcoin, I guarantee one in 2 d... ★7
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- No brainer, chief.
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- https://imgur.com/gallery/Jt98hgJ ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Guys, there's a strange growth, probably... ★5
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Daisies are white, Santa Claus is not re... ★6
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Thought so, good to know.
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- So assuming that nobody knows the real r...
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Roses are red, the duel was fought, but ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- I think that's Twitter but whatever. ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- I don't have to try shit to know it tast... ★2
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Impregnating pizzas is disgusting and im... ★8
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- I swear you made up half those words ★7
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Words of a bomb throwing drunk, disgusti... ★3
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Lies!
- Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22
- I'd give you a badge, POOTUS ★4
- Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22
- Roses are red, my armpits stink. I am tu... ★6
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Got an ad here for a female hygiene prod...
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Living with my anxious self: http://expl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Living with my president: http://explosm... ★2
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Living with my dad: http://explosm.net/r... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- I had a neck-beard sometimes. Yes it is ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- https://imgur.com/gallery/Z1zFxy8 ★1
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- Are you saying they all look alike to yo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- I only play Minecraft.
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- I'm not putting in more effort after the... ★3
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- It seems that the "land of the free" fel... ★5
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- Same with photos and ancient pottery. Ma... ★2
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- Not as much hurt as he looks worried the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18
- Can confirm, the Borg have been experime... ★1
- Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18
- I both agree and disagree with Socrates ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17
- That's what I thought at first.
- Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17
- Punctuation, motherfucker. Do you speak ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17
- Money is the root of all evil. -Some guy... ★4
- Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
- I wish people wouldn't over-complicate S... ★1
- Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
- One philosopher said to another in a bar... ★9
- Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
- It's alright for me, but I have very low... ★5
- Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
- That guy was right in retrospect, minors... ★4
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- Nope. I'm as baffled as the rest of you....
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- In order to put my useless philosophy de... ★4
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- Never teach children nihilism or cruelty... ★2
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- Dad, stop following me on the Internet! ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- I am an idiot ★1
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- I am ashamed for missing that. ★1
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- This is true, I don't get sleep, jokes, ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15
- Fuck, I don't get it. ★1
- Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14
- We can do both, but thanks for ruining t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14
- What have children done to deserve that?... ★1
- Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12
- I have literally nothing left to say on ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12
- So wise ★4
- Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12
- We assume that they are all genderless, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12
- (David Attenborough's voice:) Here we se... ★8
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12
- I thought Instagram is 50% floozy chicks... ★4
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12
- Middle school is when every lewd thing i...
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12
- Roses are red, in those two's case, ther... ★4
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
- It was intended to react when sat down. ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
- Dad, is that you?! ★2
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
- This is both an emoticon of a villager a...
- Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11
- HUH! ★2
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11
- Trump being a disease name is actually q... ★2
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11
- That comic is the funniest shit I've eve... ★2
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11
- What a jerk, don't they know phones caus... ★1
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-11
- Tell them they can shave their heads all... ★2
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-11
- Locutus is still Picard because I have a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
- ♎Kill the astrologer! ★1
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
- But seriously, I looked up Libra traits.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
- Damn astrologers. They're as bad as flat... ★3
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10
- Steve Harvey used to be the 12th but he ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10
- Some day, I will be an exalted Bald One.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09
- I'd rather be a live pussy than a dead d... ★6
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09
- One man's odd is another man's karma. ★2
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Oh snap! ★2
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Good point. Too bad the poem is accurate... ★1
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Roses are red, I am not pretty. I'll die... ★6
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Damn it, what have I told you kids about... ★3
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Fun facts with Locutus: I was actually a... ★6
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08
- https://imgur.com/bDPYeL7 ★4
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08
- I once drew a fake Pokemon based on it. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07
- 3=====D ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) ★5
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07
- Proud of myself, since everyone seems to... ★9
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07
- Well I never! This place is indecent! Th... ★6
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
- Things appear faster when a person has a...
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
- I bet you shoot so fast that it goes bac... ★3
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
- And somehow Southern hillbillies speak s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
- I'm a Cyber Dragon veteran myself. ★2
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- The rumors say that cowboy Pete is the f... ★7
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- Boxing may be better than shooting, but ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- Exactly. I admire British culture and ac... ★4
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04
- Someone tell him that there are grim rea... ★7
- Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04
- That statement sounds sarcastic on its o... ★1
- Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03
- Happy birthday, we are all glad you were... ★6
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- I completely forgot I am allergic to the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- Ayy, that's both lines in one, cool. ★2
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02
- Some people are turned on by butts. Othe... ★5
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02
- Those poor, poor girls. ★2
- Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02
- If that's true, why don't we just shoot ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02
- AROOOOO ★4
- Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01
- Roses smell bad, politics are NOT fun! I... ★3
- Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01
- Power vacuums usually favor the stronges... ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01
- I'm fine, you will be assimilated. ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01
- Can confirm, males are bald. Hair shall ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01
- Since I was Picard before, I will gladly...
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01
- You will be ass-imilated. ★3
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01
- I am Lo-cute-us of BORK ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- A shoot'n scoot. A wee'n flee. A smash'n... ★3
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- I've been wishing to quit the addiction ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- I heard that phrase enough times now to ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- A hit'n quit ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- There once was an average sir who prefer... ★8
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- A true gentleman jacks off right before ... ★9
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- ★7
- Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
- Vampires suck! ★3
- Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
- Fun fact: I wish I thought of trivia as ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
- There once was a young prince named Vlad... ★7
- Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29
- I check every few hours manually. I have...
- Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
- Nice. ★2
- Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
- They had science first
- Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28
- Watch your back ★8
- Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27
- See, this kind of social behavior is bot...
- Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27
- This has already been discussed below ★3
- Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27
- I don't touch the stuff, booze really st... ★6
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Maybe he's so bad at medicine that he th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Already heard it but that's fine, I like...
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26
- Roses are merlot, and I'm very broke. No... ★3
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- You're not wrong but I'm too proud to ad... ★3
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- I get mad all the time. It's unavoidable... ★2
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- Just like his brains. But it's remarkabl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- Roses are red, I don't like to stare, bu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Usually it's "dine and dash" but the poi...
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- I should have said pussy! Abort! Abort! ★6
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- I've heard of voluntary cannibal victims... ★5
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- No thank you, I'm not reading it at all.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Cannibalism is on my list of uncomfortab... ★7
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24
- Touche ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24
- I checked and the idiot actually listed ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24
- I don't recognize that word on the wall....
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24
- Ever hear of freestyle?
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Roses are red, is this a flashback? Oh G... ★7
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Funny dicks, but I wish the first one wa...
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- That's the incident. I read a list of st...
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- The phrase "forcible bestiality" reminds... ★4
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- It isn't illegal to bang an electric soc... ★5
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Um, I knew of the idiom and that the bir... ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- I'm ashamed to ask, but can someone expl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- I'll try, I guess. ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Don't be too harsh; everyone knows that ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Roses are red, and I must confess that I... ★4
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20
- The day after I buy a VPN, both my Insta...
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Roses are red. It isn't my fault; I have... ★4
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Holding a destiny knot for those sweet s...
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Aaannddd...I found my life. http://explo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Surfshark, because I got a good deal tha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- As of the first hour, my internet speed ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Hey everyone, I'm considering a VPN but ...
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Motion to delete disturbing list of thos... ★4
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- As arachnophobic as I am, I really liked... ★5
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18
- I missed a day or two because I helped m... ★6
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18
- Speak for yourself, I bribed the pope. H... ★4
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-18
- The political themes were interesting an...
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-18
- I actually found a family tree in my med... ★3
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- Interesting but doesn't magnetism wipe d...
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- Yes you can, thank you ma'am. ★2
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- What? ★1
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- I used to be incapable of swallowing pil... ★2
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- Anti-diversity much? ★5
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12
- Roses are red, I'm so depressed and shy.... ★5
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- Holy shit, I missed that. ★2
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- Pumpkins are fruits.
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- Pumpkins are orange, this guy's no cheat... ★5
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- He's a cheater, cheater, pumpkin beater ★2
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10
- I believe you; you don't have a tiny dic... ★2
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- Roses are red, though I hate their scent... ★5
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- I prefer the Offices of Hook, Lane, & Si... ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- Finally, an expert on blind dicks. ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Who said I'm big? ★2
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- That's copyright infringement. ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Fuck, that's the funniest thing I've see... ★3
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- I agree. I hate hoe often "proud" is mis... ★2
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- I live here so it matters be default, no...
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- There is no criticism of America (or the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06
- It's all of them. ★2
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Touche
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Roses are red, if my hobbies paid, I'd b... ★4
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- It's on Disney+ I think.
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- I actually found out that I'm allergic t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01
- Roses are red. When I'm feeling glum, I ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01
- You minx
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01
- And then he died and got an android body... ★1
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01
- Highly debatable ★2
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30
- 'Enter' ↲ twice ★3
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30
- Get it? Brain tumors make you bad at poe...
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30
- Roses are red, dragons stole my rugs. Is... ★7
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- My bush is so thick that it's immune to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- Oh damn, I forgot about those skinheads.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- ┗|｀O′|┛(⊙_⊙;) ★4
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28
- Roses are red, I feel so attacked. You'l... ★11
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28
- It's actually too easy if you have the r... ★2
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- *PS. we are not running out of room. If ...
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- Post-apocalyptic sounds great, but I wou... ★3
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- Here's my writing dream I've had for yea... ★4
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- I'm a fantasy happy person. ★2
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- 'Were' is formal, but 'was' is also offi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- It doesn't need mentioning that I don't ...
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- Approximate Quote: "Don't apologize to m... ★7
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- I am also capable/allowed to to cook, sm... ★5
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- Here's something I discovered in my pers... ★6
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- I didn't word my thoughts very well. I m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- I only meant being shamed for speech is ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Sorry, "freedom" implies "consequence-le... ★2
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- I'm pretty sure it was like this from th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Roses are red, some people are pissed. A... ★6
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Lights pitchfork ★1
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Nobody is born those ways sir. ★2
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Sports reference. Red Card. F U ★2
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- If you make depression jokes, I'm bettin...
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- Btw, this poem is just one of the many p... ★6
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- On a night so dark and eerie, while I po... ★7
- Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24
- Right I forgot lab coats make people sen... ★3
- Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24
- Yeah, and whatcha gonna do about it nerd... ★3
- Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24
- Roses are red, I like chicken rice. I al... ★5
- Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24
- Roses are red, to avoid war and strife, ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24
- Your puns are redonkeylous ★3
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23
- You can see the bulge reach his ankle, s... ★5
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- Roses are red, my head needs a wig. I ac... ★5
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- Honestly, vegetarians can't eat meat and... ★1
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- Not by accident, gay jokes make me uncom...
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- They're fake too ★1
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- Roses are red, I hate dumb elections. Wh... ★4
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- What's funny is that you're pretending t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21
- FRUIT you noob ★1
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21
- Sea Cucumbers are animals that are only ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21
- Nobody ever taught me about Juneteenth s... ★4
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Holy crap, Grey's Anatomy just did "Is T...
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Roses are red, Green Shirt's head is thi... ★6
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- What pun? ★1
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- Roses are red, missiles are metallic. It... ★6
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16
- Roses are red. I like girls with curves.... ★9
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16
- It's called an eyebrow. ★4
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- Roses are red. Pedos make me hurl. But I... ★5
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Roses are red. Doomsday's underway. I al... ★4
- Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
- Hopefully big cups ★1
- Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
- There once was a balding young runt with... ★6
- Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
- That brings me back to my college days. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14
- I am a very amateur etymologist. I would... ★6
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14
- I graduated last year, but I paid partia... ★3
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14
- Same ★2
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14
- I bet England's Still My City would know... ★5
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14
- Having any medical bills is not a given ...
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13
- If I had student loans, this would have ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13
- Hey, there's nothing disgusting about a ... ★10
- Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12
- To discover strange new worlds and go wh...
- Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12
- I would tell you that magic is just scie... ★5
- Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
- Oh boy I got flashbacks: http://explosm.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
- My thoughts too. ★3
- Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
- Part of me thinks having a stable family... ★1
- Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10
- That's insensitive to bald people, there... ★5
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
- M A G I C M A N
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
- How do I know I'm not your alt? I've bee... ★2
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
- That's one of Jesus' best parables. Nice... ★4
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-10
- Ooh, the Postmaster General sent me an e... ★4
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09
- There was loan shark with green clothes.... ★12
- Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09
- Some societies view a thumbs up as vulga... ★5
- Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09
- You don't know how many places he checke... ★4
- Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08
- My lightsaber arrived today. I'm a Jedi ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
- Just another day in Sherwood's Forest! ¯... ★7
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
- She was special, I have to admit. The jo... ★8
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- This reminds me of the CW DC Arrowverse....
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- That's not a racist thing. Yeah that's w... ★8
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Wow, that went over my head for a few ho... ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- There once was a fucker named Green who ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- And the sun is always shining but that d... ★8
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- On our last beach trip, my dad refused s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- ern? ★2
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- Reminds me of my platonic non-homo admir... ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-05
- Ah Grand Nagus, good to meet you again. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- I went through a magic phase once. Obvio... ★14
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- Galarian Zapdos be lookin like a goth Lo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- You think I didn't try that years ago?! ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- I prefer Admiral Asshole and Captain Cha... ★3
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Unlike certain people, as long as you do... ★4
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- I tried making a genuinely funny sexist ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Hey, wanna cook something for me? All th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Story of my life ★3
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02
- I had a limerick about the baby being a ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- I wish I could get money for my family. ★3
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- Technicality! Single mothers with kids d... ★1
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- 私はそれが奇妙に聞こえると翻訳しました
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Both are valid, but hon with a u is evil... ★4
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- It might be "cancel culture" but I have ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- You see strange symbols and jump to "sat... ★3
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-31
- I see what you mean, but I also see the ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- The face in the last panel is priceless.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- I actually love the detail that she's cl... ★6
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- http://explosm.net/rcg/tfcaexzxq
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- http://explosm.net/rcg/vzyfezsqc
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- Here's one impression of your next few y... ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
- Nope, Georgia, but this was like 2008-is...
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
- Wait we have a word for arm, never mind.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- There was a lass that went by Suzy. Her ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- Putt Putt What
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Fun fact, Romanian is Latin, not Slavic,... ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Nah, she quietly said "That's hurtful," ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- We don't know that. Sitting is not alway...
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- One of the most awkward moments in my li... ★4
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- Well it did after you mentioned it. ★4
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- I respect how you ignore the wives, they... ★4
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- I understand replacing 12 with XII becau...
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- True story, I kid you not. She lives in ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- My first time, it's hilarious! ★1
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26
- My step-grandmother heard that urine cur... ★5
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- So you did fuck her up. Nice ★3
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- Obama: plays golf once while 2 die from ... ★11
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- Holy Cow I'm Broke! I should get some mo... ★6
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Seeing that, now I'm more motivated to g... ★4
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Cooch and Hooch ★1
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Boost your immunity and start rubbing da... ★6
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Outside H.R. the touching is unwanted. I... ★1
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- I would love to give a quick buck for cu... ★6
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Fear of being left out of the orgy! ★5
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- You lucky duck. ★4
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- To clarify, most authors list or tag the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- Some advice: if you ever start an online... ★6
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- If that's the case, thank goodness. That... ★4
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- Little girls don't play with cars, #fixy... ★4
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- There's no better feeling of bliss than ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Freedom of choice is like crack, gimme!
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Prude
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- I set you up for that. ★4
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19
- There are so many birth defects that dis... ★2
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Should have gotten a cat. ★5
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Even Minecraft dogs are never forgotten.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Remember: if you find you have mined too... ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- I would suggest a cold shower but they d... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Lucky, I want some. ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- How Der he. That joke is the Wurst. It d... ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Ah, the best anime. Finally some good ta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Seriously, how does this name emboldenin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Watch it, cats are precious. ★5
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Just need "How" to complete the Six Infi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Why? ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- How do you become yourself? What were yo...
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- It does now, and I'm OCD, so it's weird ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Fine, but quality is not guaranteed if I... ★2
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- In bowling, I must give my all trying to... ★7
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- I love puns too much...I think I need he... ★3
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- My grandma even thinks Bill Gates is alr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- My family thinks Bill Gates and the Illu... ★3
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- I am desperate for some human contact.
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- The reason I always favorite a link to a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- I thought nurses liked dicks. Or maybe t... ★6
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- The old one or the new one? Because the ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- Makes sense, encores are usually precede... ★2
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- I no longer feel as inspired. In fact, I... ★5
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- But God did make the Earth 6,000 years a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- My school yard bully and his gang made f... ★6
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Real original ★6
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- People are so blind to the physics of sh... ★2
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- Ha ha scatty also means lacking sense, w... ★3
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- If I were you I would reject him because... ★6
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- He did not always get good grades. He ca... ★3
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- The skies are so clean now that some peo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- Witchcraft! ★5
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- Whoa Thanks It never occurred to me ★1
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- I am curious how to do Bold text, I only...
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- I only smelled beer once and it smelled ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- Crossing you eyes doesn't necessarily do...
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- The moment you succumb to drink, you ris... ★7
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- It's probably Ash, given the æ is called... ★1
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- My crippling oversized debt and a teen g... ★5
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- That doesn't have equal syllables. ★1
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- Jealous much? ★1
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- Thanks to that nice stimulus check, I bo... ★11
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05
- You were saying? ★2
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Happy Star Wars Day! ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- A grammarian. respect. ★2
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Ha ha, that badge is so true! ★5
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- *Judaism
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- "Speaking in tongues" is a phrase specif... ★5
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- The pastor cannot guarantee that your po... ★12
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-04
- Yes, I'm glad someone gets those lingeri... ★4
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Can relate but making alts is a hassle.
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Maybe he's checking his eyes at the same... ★1
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- I use "strain" because pathology suggest... ★4
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- That would have made a better ending.
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- There once was an average guy who found ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- And a whovian, ex-brony, Schwifty, sligh... ★3
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- kcarrey finally got a pfp and it shows t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- Respect that a, ho ho
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Some people call babies resplendent, but... ★8
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29
- Also, I am super meticulous (you could s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29
- FYI, most of my limericks come to me fas... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29
- A dude only wants to climax. Once that i... ★6
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29
- Big brain time
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Oh sweet mercy that's terrifying to imag... ★1
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Every word is made-up, you just mistook ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- You meant quintuplets.
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- If there's something sex-ed has taught, ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- I prefer "Johnny Latecomer" it rolls off... ★1
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- I get it, their universe sees baldness a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- Remember that day in the den? I won't re... ★4
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- Take your hand and slap yourself. ★2
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- What the hell, was he always black? I sw...
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-27
- Virus cannot keep the boys in. Artists c... ★6
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Hey! That's not offensive enough by inte... ★2
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- The ads are for masks now. Curse you cov... ★7
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- All the bikini catalog ads are greatly a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- A babe of six pounds and one ounce, stea... ★6
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- You can if you don't get caught. ★2
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- I don't see what you mean. ★4
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- He's not innocent or seraphic; the man i... ★4
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25
- But how good is the service?
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- I still can't find my cat. I miss her. ★3
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- I'm aware, bad joke deserves bad limeric... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Jawbreakers... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- It's weird, I love puns most of the time... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- I know these jokes don't cost me money, ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- I'd shave my butt if I could. ★3
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- The fact that non-Americans thought cell... ★4
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- You insult every otaku here. ★2
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- That's how I feel.
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- The dudes are not confirmed a couple, th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- I suspected but how could I be sure thes...
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- Like, compared to 18 it is shockingly lo...
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- I'm taking a risk but here's a hot take.... ★5
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- I flinch as I look at my screen. I've ur... ★5
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- I mean, quantum information storage spac...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Finally, quantum computing is in its inf...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Quantum level can have both states, but ...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- It's not a metaphor, it's a thought expe...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Quatnum's existence is not being debated...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- I graduated a year ago
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- The cat still makes the Copenhagen Inter...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- It's never both, Shrodinger's whole poin...
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Translation: if quantum wave functions c... ★2
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- A mixture of states is absurd! Erwin's p... ★6
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Sigh no ★4
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Volcanoes are just another thing 2020 is...
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- His smile was casual, not sheepy. But he... ★6
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Badges can be double-edged, huh
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- If you want some pleasurable bangs, come... ★5
- Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20
- Young Georgie should have been more wary... ★5
- Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
- Then how will you handle the Nether?
- Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
- Some athletes take risks for the bucks, ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-18
- This strip needs more boobs, the last on...
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- "Bald Bard?" ★4
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- They are actually getting better in the ...
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- 69 420
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- I'd be honored
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- If you want a game with some charm, or o... ★6
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17
- I once said Nazis need to be punched. Th...
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17
- Pinterest sent me an e-mail letting me k... ★1
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
- If your birth gave you a raw deal, it af... ★2
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-15
- Still, those I mentioned are 1 in a bill...
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-15
- "Probably" doesn't cut it. A newborn, te... ★1
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- Wait, I shower once a week! Am I a hypoc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- If you smell like trash and dead fish, y... ★4
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- That's 2109, not 2019. I read it as 2019... ★1
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- There are some who cannot resist hating ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13
- When scumbags' sex lives become bland, t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Can relate
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Yeah, he just likes women to be in the k... ★1
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- This reminds me of one of my dad's lame ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Wish my dick was big as my leg, so girls... ★4
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- Society's killed by a cough. You're luck... ★7
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- I bet there's 4 in that frame
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- What you mean? Everyone can breathe unde... ★3
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- The term is selfcest but you can call it... ★7
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- No homo
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- If there's something TV has shown, it's ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
- I'd tell you that your standards are a b... ★3
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
- Making poems is hard, no doubt. Finding ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06
- Now shooting that dumb abductee is a fai... ★5
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- A scientist that was quite mad scoffed n... ★5
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- If you have the opportunity during isola...
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- Spongebob did it, I think
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- How do you know it has a uterus in the f...
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- Shit I forgot Jojo's Bizarre Adventure w...
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- Replacing candy with condoms is great fo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- My personal favorites are One Piece (lon... ★2
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- It took me a few hours to realize it was... ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- There once was a young simple ass that d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- Big bazongas ★1
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- According to Jesus, a neighbor is anyone... ★2
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- So that people don't end up cruel, the c... ★6
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- You don't know how many people attended....
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- *now 3146 dead
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- We accept it. Well, I haven't.
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- It's his job, also that's a rat. You are... ★4
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- He's at work; that's inappropriate!
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- U.S. death count is 2,810, with Trump sa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- I just assumed that was her. After all, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- Most Pixar movies are amazing.
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- They thought that his plan was all hooey... ★8
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- A doomed soul was cursed by a coven to e... ★5
- Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31
- Avoid plagues and dumb politics! Just gi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- You can see the appeal. ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- I thought everyone knew that
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- I like to think I'm an informer: The lat... ★3
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Get your British ass out of here then. I...
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Maybe because he likes wearing sheets ou... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- KHAN! ★1
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- Spock prefers two in each ★1
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- Everyone has their own weird kink; it's ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- I once had a college prof with a man-bun... ★1
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- Sorry but what's so great about being cl...
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- You may find my humor sappy, and my opin... ★7
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- You beat me to it if you did.
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24
- A dude, obnoxious and rude, discovered a... ★6
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24
- Purple and orange? Noooo, a poet's worst... ★2
- Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
- I wish I were a womanizer, sleeping with... ★8
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- An old man, hoary and senile, was watchi... ★9
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- Something leaked alright. ★2
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- If that's the case you better self-isola...
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- Thanks, I try my breast ★2
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- Scarlett was a smoking young dancer aski... ★5
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- I eat homemade bread every day.
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- But Alex Jones' toothpaste cures corona!... ★1
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- There was a carpenter divine at a weddin... ★10
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- Shall we accept good from God, and not t...
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- I have been doing this for literally les...
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- A young whore (the world's oldest profes... ★12
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Was right, place was almost deserted.
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Mostly same
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Edit: I'm going to see some movies with ...
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- In sickness and in health.
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- ching chong, your life points are gone ★1
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Truth, my routine hasn't changed. I'm as... ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17
- A parent became a mad creature having le... ★5
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- Broccoli is a killer, known fact ★1
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- Donkey might hook you up, tell him that ...
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- While buying cigars and liquors, I heard... ★5
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- Maybe you are just used to seeing bald m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- Hell yes, my life is so stale that suici... ★4
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- I say that but ironically
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
- FYI, I have been inspired to adopt limer... ★1
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
- There was a dead priest named Kevin, Who... ★6
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Oh god, I tweeted this, I'm gonna be sla... ★3
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- There once was a man from Bologna, Who h... ★8
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- China and Italy both lost most of their ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- You can never be too serious when it com... ★2
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
- The handshake originated in times when i... ★4
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
- David Attenborough's voice: Once the chi... ★5
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
- I'm Chip Chapley, and that's news to me ★3
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
- Bite my shiny metal ass! ★1
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- You are making my child-labor joke awkwa... ★5
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- YOU FOOL I AM THE MANAGER ★2
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- No, because owning and ordering humans i...
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- I'm curious where the best place to buy ...
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- If I had a shrink ray, I'd also take adv... ★2
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
- Hey everyone, which is a funnier name fo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
- It must be nice having so much sex that ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
- That's the last reason I'll need to have...
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
- It's a play on words, so you are objecti... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
- You rascal, you
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
- Who said that going to his party and dis... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
- Maybe a political party ★1
- Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
- I never cared for popular music, especia...
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
- Beat me to it.
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- How to guarantee winning as Simon in a g... ★2
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Epilepsy is no joke
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Cut the homeless in half? He's got my vo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- The moment Bloomberg dropped out, I knew...
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- I thought Dwayne Johnson was just The Ro... ★4
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- LOL It must be nice having people in you... ★5
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Said nobody ever ★4
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Jokes on him, sword art online doesn't h...
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
- A beef chop, AKA a steak. [A butcher wil... ★4
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
- Not the point, he looks like an idiot.
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
- Politicians shake hands with others, as ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- Super clever, took me half a second too....
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- I thought sides were on the side of entr...
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
- Am I allowed to laugh at obesity if I'm ...
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- I respectfully disagree. Society rarely ...
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- I can confirm that.
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- And his other fluids like cheez-whiz! ★2
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- What is humor beyond chemicals and psych... ★1
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- I said that ★1
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- If you are serious, which I doubt, you n... ★1
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- she might have highlights? ★4
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- I once tweeted that arguing whether the ...
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- I mean, almost every ancient civilizatio... ★1
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- Not arguing with your logic, but some pe...
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Yes, except they're parasites, not tumor... ★3
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Lucky, I wish I were Deadpool
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Commendable position. Patient might stil... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Will that doctor keep his job after this... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Haha itsa the funny because anyone who d... ★3
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- I managed to lose over 15 lbs without ex...
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- It's time for a Slumber Party! ★3
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- I immediately thought of the slumber par...
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- Once my sister's slumber party put makeu...
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25
- Forget bald males, nobody has necks and ...
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- I copy-pasted and noticed right away, bu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- Not on the internet
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- Are you serious? It's no different than ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- Quick, get rid of the sharpies before Tr... ★2
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- What does a marriage and a hurricane hav... ★2
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- A hurricane ripped off a quarter of my r... ★2
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- I found that same joke while looking for... ★3
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Is this loss?
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- I'm at the right time for anime, I am co... ★3
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- If I had that much, I might invest in so...
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- That's very doubtful.
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- All I know is never go all in one share,...
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- It applies to the gender of nouns too. S... ★1
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Letting one person bang me but not anoth... ★1
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- No no no, English has pronouns he, she, ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Oh wait, that would ruin the joke, never...
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- I like your joke but you confused liquid...
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Says you.
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Yes, Otaku and trash.
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22
- Does discriminating who I'm willing to s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- Every one of those is something I've fan...
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- Actually Jesus' death covers every sin a...
- Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19
- On the contrary, scamming gullible peopl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19
- I'd be less concerned about sperm count ...
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- lol what's work? ★3
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- He defiled the world's best food! ★1
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- It never went back to a sandwich, he ord...
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17
- Even bullets need each other on Valentin... ★3
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- Hey this is offensive to my religion. I ...
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- There's more than just two levels of str... ★1
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15
- Good advice, and I'll remember it, but m...
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- Am I missing something?
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15
- Today I realized my life and family are ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15
- I can relate, no joke. ★1
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- What's porn?
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- So is he gonna tell them or what? I stil...
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- It really isn't, viruses are not really ...
- Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14
- I Support Infant Slaughter ★2
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- And that kids is how I met your biologic...
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- _As long as it turns him on as well...
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- Reality is a simulation confirmed.
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- It's a Ditto. ★4
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
- He must be a nice guy then. ★2
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- Hence the connection.
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- If I were still in damn Latin class, he'... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- He openly fantasizes about gunning down ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- My father was taken home by one as a twe...
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- Cold shower for example. ★3
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- Mutant bears have rights too.
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- If you're wanted in the North Pole, than...
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- I read "tears" and had to read it again....
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04
- I am American in units, spelling, and ac...
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- That's oddly accurate. ★1
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04
- There are four types of people. 1: Those... ★2
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- It wasn't confirmed an apple in any scri... ★2
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- What's your point? They didn't have a ch...
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- This guy's a fuckin downer ★5
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- It's better to have banged and lost than...
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- The original phrase obviously doesn't ca... ★3
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- That's not the hot ass that I prefer but...
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
- It still aches a bit to have it fall asl...
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- Clap clap clap clap
- Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
- For anyone wondering, the nipples are od... ★2
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
- WHUMP? You don't see onomatopoeia often.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Trump's Space Force logo just released a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- I am, at every possible moment, both old... ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Ooh, that's both a compliment and a -bur... ★1
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- It's a joke about the simulation hypothe...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- But God is real. He just can't interfere...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
- Shit my internet was out for a few days,... ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- I heard on reddit that a girl thought or...
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- That's a subjectively incorrect statemen...
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- I never had any urge to overcompensate f...
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- It that is making love, then I'm a veter... ★2
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- Because his face looks like an ass?
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- I actually used to be a conspiracy theor...
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Ironically, only 1 of those comics is on... ★6
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- I laughed out loud at 2 AM. That's a goo...
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Wait, that's my system too, I forgot. Is... ★2
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Let's get some incest jokes next time!
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Every kink is categorized by me in three...
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- I write all my comments with my nose. ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Same! ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- There once was a man with a wooden leg n... ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-19
- In all seriousness, a tumor is one possi...
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-19
- Adding you to the list. Where's an infin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Let's start a rumor online that only can... ★1
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- When I tried Chinese for the first time,...
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- INTP, Einstein and Bill Gates. ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Assuming that grape juice makes me feel ...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- At least we're asking permission first. ★1
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- HOLY...! It turns out I misread the joke...
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- My OCD won't let me ignore the errors. I... ★3
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- That's what sugar and cocoa is for. ★1
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- I really want to know which of these cam... ★2
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- Only an idiot doesn't know the differenc...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- Ask again after you poop. You lose weigh... ★1
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- Hot take, but there's no way a mutation ...
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- My grandma claims the Iranian general's ...
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- https://www.toomics.net/en/webtoon/detai...
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- Love the smutty manga in the ads- I mean...
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- Good, reboot is trash. Omniverse was a g... ★3
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08
- Can speak from experience, completely tr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- Fuck you that's racist
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- I get you must be joking because they al...
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- I know right? His tie should be black, n...
- Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08
- Teach him a lesson? Well that's what sch... ★2
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- Disney is going to own everything at som... ★1
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- Good security, we don't need boomers roa...
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- At some point there will be more people ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- Unless you're homeless, everyone's a boo...
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Giggity.
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Read my comment below, it's the whole sh...
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- To be fair, they still have booze in 200...
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- It's more likely the cyborgs will take t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- The Prisoner of Azkaban? ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- It's been drunk. Blue from 2012 and Gree...
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- 10B and 10G visited 3000 for cool glasse... ★6
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- Anyone who paid attention knows that the... ★6
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- California, am I right?
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- I just found by complete accident the se...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- Those aren't mutually exclusive.
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Sounds unhealthy, most don't do that.
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Ah the innocence of childhood. By the wa...
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Cats do none of those things and are god... ★2
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29
- Asians are white nationalists now? ★5
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- I need to get something off my chest: th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Up the fuck shut.
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Merry Chrysler!
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- The Serfs are gonna worship that shark n... ★2
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- No the guy with the hoe is a Serf. ★1
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- She's almost 91, isn't she a bit too old...
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- I already bought my cat a life-size Chin... ★4
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- Isn't 'shark week' already a thing on TV...
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- After years of internet addiction, I kno... ★7
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- It's Summer in the southern hemisphere, ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- I've never been to a concert so for all ...
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- Pikachu too this generation. Shocking.
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24
- Rise of Skywalker was literally the gala... ★2
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- I only learned very recently that this i... ★1
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- Magic. ★4
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
- Let's get rid of the orange elephant for... ★2
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
- Santa isn't always in Dutch speaking cou... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- I dropped my phone in the toilet today. ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- I love buying myself gifts. It's the onl...
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- Strange, back in my day needing glasses ...
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
- If Robo-Callers switched to texting, wou... ★4
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- People say its a curse but I'll take it....
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- God save the Queen! ★2
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Why do you care what some bugs say? They... ★2
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- The dad banged a purple shirted person a...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- I actually forget that half the time.
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
- I think we can agree this is one parenti... ★4
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
- She gave him the idea. The kid lacked co...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- same, never seen either
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- same
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- LET IT GO! ❄ ★4
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- I think the chameleon's concealing power... ★3
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Nothing breaks my heart more than a rude... ★1
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- Meh, as long as he isn't teaching kids o... ★3
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- Careful, even truth can approach heresy....
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- RIP Rene Auberjonois. Anyone with cultur... ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- I don't support any and all holidays.
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Well on one birthday, get this, no lie, ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
- My drawing skills are slowly improving, ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- I have a confession. I'm so bad at keepi...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- My life is a mess. I can't stop having e...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- His fists are clearly raised. Do the mat...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- I bought an art tablet hoping to become ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Nothing scares the shit out of me faster... ★2
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- Damn it, I don't think I get it.
- Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
- WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT INCIDENT ★5
- Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
- I may have made some questionable purcha...
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- At least you got it on your own, unlike ...
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- I am not too proud to admit I needed hel... ★1
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- Maybe so, but both of our experiences ar... ★3
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- My philosophy degree helped me get the m...
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- At first I was thinking I don't get it. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- On the other hand, my back could use a m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- Staying inside today as if it were the p...
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- The Bible specifically gave the Ark's di...
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Hot Take, but the only animals that dese...
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- Make new favorites then.
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- Everyone who got upset about Sword and S...
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- Look Mom I can fly! For like ten seconds... ★3
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- This is the only correct way to treat ba... ★1
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- Good, I'd hate it if he lacked basic gun... ★4
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- That's exactly what a gigantic dick woul... ★7
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- I find Israelis so hot, they remind me o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Funny. On a different note, lately I've ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- And some are waiting for another Holocau... ★1
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- Don't you just hate workplace discrimina... ★1
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- I think it's possibly the last thing I'l... ★6
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- We do not speak of that incident in Sir ... ★2
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- Actually, all murderers were killed. Mo ...
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- I said we do not speak of that incident!... ★2
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- My father considers the real Dracula (Vl... ★3
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- I am channeling Patrick Stewart, Nicolas... ★1
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- No the fact that they like to put them a... ★4
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- I din't even get the joke until I rememb... ★1
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- Shhhhh... ★1
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- Hey now, don't throw opinions around. ★1
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- The world is a simulation and I can prov...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Is it actually being fired if he asked f...
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- Hey CoolerGuy! You're annoying as fuck! ... ★3
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- AKA SWAT
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Do you mean Shavocados? I hope they're F...
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
- Super Womanly Awesome TITS
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- BigTie86? Sounds like somebody is overco... ★3
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- I think they confused BigTie86 with John... ★4
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- People like to overcompensate about ever...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- I'm 23 and that's how I use hashtags. I ...
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- I wouldn't visit my dad in this situatio...
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
- But I bet money is not as tasty as Taco ...
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
- I'd prefer the money, thanks. ★1
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- Oh my God stop reminding me!
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- Money can't buy happiness. But poverty n... ★6
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- At least he can say he has enough for th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- Pistanthrophobia as well.
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- I saw the movie Arachnophobia. Guess wha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-15
- Well 1 out of 2 is better than nothing ★1
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
- If beards that good-looking are possible... ★3
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Which is funny because my shooter games ...
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- I just realized she's going to end up bl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- He sure dropped the ball on that one. ★2
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- I found a half-eaten, half-melted M&M in... ★3
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- Thor could have used one of those to hel... ★2
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- Cat-Furries will love this too. ★6
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Doctors: Lifelong masturbation does NOT ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Exactly, they fall under "sexy."
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- By the shape of that hat, it would fit m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Thank you, people love spoilers
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
- Sounds like he asked for it by saying "j... ★1
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- What if the entire universe is backwards... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- Hey, there's no need for hate speech! - ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- Reverse psych-parenting? Interesting not... ★8
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- Crap, I can't think of something clever.... ★3
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- Why isn't the word 'relatable' ever reco...
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- I wish for a lawyer! ★4
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- He needed to clarify if that's four from... ★1
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- Ah childhood cartoon reference... ★1
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- Of course not, he's male. The hair distr... ★3
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- http://explosm.net/rcg/ultnxoomt ★2
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- I swear, they are not lucid!! OK maybe o...
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- I keep having dreams about an illegal gi...
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
- There's no good way to die. But I haven'... ★1
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
- It took me too long to get that. ★3
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
- Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Stra... ★4
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- Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, K... ★3
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
- Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prok... ★3
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
- Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, John... ★4
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
- Oh yes, Earth-chan has grown up... ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- Trees burn, ice caps melt, oceans are fu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- Fedex finally picked up my package from ...
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- No, aural literally means ear. Completel... ★3
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Based on previous comics as well as this... ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Also, I checked and the package won't ar...
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- My top internal pains include in no part...
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- When it comes to pain from internal sour...
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28
- My dreidel dreidel dreidel dances fabulo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- On another note, it's finally happened. ...
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- I think my German girlfriend likes to ra... ★3
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- My ex-girlfriend once put her hand under... ★7
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- I feel stupid for expecting another endi...
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
- Like, that's fake, the real Shaggy is om... ★7
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22
- The lowest point in Sir Patrick Stewart'... ★3
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I have not been outside for many noncons... ★2
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- My cat-sitters told me humans are not ne... ★3
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Better yet, the actor doctor forgot his ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Wait I got it. He's not a real doctor bu... ★5
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- I was expecting the POTUS ★6
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- My grandmother believes every ridiculous... ★2
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- Weird, the opposite reaction happened in...
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Good to know I'm part of something's bal...
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- My sister found my porn stash. Now I'll ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- Except Sir Patrick Stewart, thou shalt n... ★3
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- I was being facetious, if I actually too... ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- I would only date someone ugly to get la... ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- I can relate to everyone here. Blue beca... ★1
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- I can relate, my dad's paychecks don't a...
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
- Sneak 100
- Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08
- Wholesome ★2
- Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06
- I respect fancy waiters, it takes real s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
- That's not how you say that, you mean "D... ★1
- Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
- The circle of life.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-04
- Happy October, my pfp was just changed l... ★1
- Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02
- Arrrrrrr you sure about that?
- Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30
- Reminds me that the PSES' origin story i... ★2
- Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
- I was having the best vivid dream after ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
- I knew I wasn't the only one who liked b...
- Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
- So did Spider-Man's aunt in the old days...
- Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
- Did anyone else read this in Will Smith'...
- Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
- I have been working in 98 degree F heat ...
- Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-27
- Giggity giggity, political sex!
- Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
- Going into the afterlife, was what he me... ★3
- Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
- So I went to a random comic from 3 years...
- Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
- You shut your whore mouth
- Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
- I agree, I need to be around 75-77 F to ...
- Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
- splendid.
- Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
- Better than C for communism! ★5
- Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
- This made me smile so wide...bless you, ...
- Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23
- Did anyone else choke a younger sibling ...
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- Because if he is, both options can be do...
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- Wait a damn minute, so that's Deadpool?
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- "Furry male" does sound a bit better tha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- "Cancer was created by the government to...
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- Unless you are like me in which case if ...
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- Hence my original gimmick. Hair is so ni...
- Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
- Sure, you're ugly too. ★4
- Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21
- He just wanted to TEST them all... ★1
- Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21
- But mango tastes yummy!
- Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21
- I always believed that verse referred to... ★1
- Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20
- 仕事から解雇された ★6
- Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20
- Thanks, that's why it cost money. ★4
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- Subconsciously and only physically.
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- A fap can be a noun.
- Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20
- How did you get my picture? I knew I sho... ★6
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
- I actually believe everyone finds people...
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- I'm seriously questioning why people can...
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- That was my confusion! So misleading!
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- That was possibly the best pun ever. ★2
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- This was confirmed. I saw so on History ...
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- I remember being in middle school and he... ★3
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
- I was raised Christian, and the differen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
- I love how many Catholics actually belie... ★5
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11
- Nah, that's worth at least 5 free drinks... ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Reminds me of The Most Dangerous Game. G... ★2
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- I demanded the right to sit during the p...
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Colored toilet paper is an abomination. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Oh my gosh *leaves I am so ashamed.
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- That's completely accurate wherever ther... ★2
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- A man went to buy a new toilet at "Toile... ★3
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- I liked this joke to the point where my ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- Tell him he's luckier than most of us.
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- Has anyone ever considered the possibili...
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- Can you tell me mine? Because I am curio... ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- Oh I assumed he was only listing his Pri...
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- I'm sexy and you know it. ★2
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- So relatable. I can't even fetch the mai...
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- Twist: she actually got over the gun, bu...
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- Spock loves to visit Sick Bay during the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- Spock's famous Vulcan salute shows is hi...
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- My grandmother scolded me for touching k...
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
- I read this as the finger pointing in or...
- Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
- Butt stuff makes me uncomfortable. Plus ...
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- I don't choose which headlines they put ...
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Justin Bieber's new kitten makes me resp...
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Only in other people's showers, never my...
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Trump ‘suggested firing nuclear weapons ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
- Ouch, he kicked him right in the freedom...
- Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
- I'll be honest, including the pineapple ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
- Get out. ★2
- Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
- She ordered delivery. I strongly resiste...
- Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
- No, you are special. There's nothing wro... ★3
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
- I feel a little broken that I thought of...
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
- Are you feeling it yet Mr. Krabs?
- Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
- AH HA He forgot to send him to the same ...
- Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
- I'm back. My Internet went out 8 days ag... ★3
- Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10
- The only girls I have a chance of pickin... ★3
- Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10
- Ignorance gives me mad anxiety. But it w...
- Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
- God must be a weeb if he gave Earth-chan... ★2
- Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
- Crucifixion is more likely to nail throu... ★5
- Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
- How can we be sure anything is real? I d... ★1
- Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
- I could never deface my body with someth...
- Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
- I only smile when I'm alone. People make...
- Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
- Maybe it's the fact I live literally 2 h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03
- I have a whole lot of family issues but ...
- Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02
- This is my kind of guy. As in, he is me.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
- Bigot. Those memes are gold. ★1
- Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
- I was way more impressed with this joke ...
- Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
- In fact, this strip deserves an Oscar an...
- Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
- This joke.... clap clap clap is so cleve...
- Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
- I meant your reply to Untamed64.
- Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
- I get the guac joke thanks to X.N.C. bel... ★2
- Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
- Your ding-dong is not so-long, Blue.
- Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27
- I got caught four times and none of them...
- Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26
- Smart. Sexy. Smelly...........Smexelly. ★1
- Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
- So I'm going to assume anyone who actual...
- Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
- I like my eggs the same as I like my wom...
- Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
- Ha ha punny!
- Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22
- As long as she sees me as her exclusive ...
- Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22
- Also, I'm referring to suicidal drugs, I...
- Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22
- Don't look at me, I stole this poem. ★1
- Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22
- If Suicide is indeed a theme, consider: ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22
- If you are going the kindness route, org... ★4
- Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
- I forgot to mention it was diseased Fren...
- Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
- I heard that Hitler invented the sex dol... ★2
- Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-16
- I don't see it saying no... ★2
- Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-16
- I would totally bang an alien, but only ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
- Well somebody has to film it right? No r...
- Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15
- I'm not convinced those are even real
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15
- Wait a second, I just got the joke! As a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15
- I'll brink beer and snacks. ★3
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15
- Maybe he was but the painter managed to ...
- Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-15
- Oh, this is that side of town....
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13
- The adjective form of that, yes ★1
- Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13
- He has kids man
- Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10
- Marco!
- Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
- I want to joke that this was my childhoo...
- Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
- That's because there aren't any shoulder...
- Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07
- Seat belts save lives; click it or ticke... ★6
- Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
- I really like this one, but I can't unse... ★3
- Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06
- I would. It's what Jesus did.
- Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06
- And even if my IQ were low, I would glad...
- Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06
- I know IQ tests are mostly bogus but we ...
- Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05
- Sterilizing poor people is wrong. Steril... ★1
- Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05
- That's racist, you racist. Low IQ is rea...
- Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
- Of course, kids don't scrape themselves ...
- Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
- YES, this is a play on words that is wor...
- Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-02
- No duh, but the joke is lame
- Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02
- They call about once a month, that annoy...
- Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01
- OK, this isn't too bad, but puns are sti... ★1
- Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
- What I do with a dictionary is my busine...
- Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
- Sticks and stones may break my bones but...
- Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
- Bigfoot is as real as my girlfriend. But... ★2
- Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
- Better safe than sorry.
- Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
- You know what they say about guys' shoe ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
- Literal jokes? Brink back puns! ★1
- Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
- I never searched for it, it was here. Th...
- Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
- Ooh, ads for romance manga\\\\with a rap...
- Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
- No wonder nobody got on the Ark with Noa...
- Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24
- Sell your dog, buy another sister instea... ★1
- Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24
- Not gonna lie, that was the most and the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
- Eye of the Tiger ★1
- Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
- All blind guys in any sense of the word....
- Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
- Brilliant pun plus awkward nudity? It mu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
- Wait a minute...nobody reads newspapers....
- Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
- Oh, I just wanted to be dramatic. My lif...
- Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
- I don't know who you are. I don't know w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
- Wow I leave for 12 hours and missed the ...
- Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
- If I got mugged, my happiness would be a...
- Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
- Who told you about my chronic masturbati...
- Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
- How Sherlock fuck the Question? ★3
- Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
- Pink hair is a turn-on, but hell if I kn...
- Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
- FBI, open up! Federal Boob Inspector! Le... ★1
- Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
- I feel like I lost my appetite for C&H. ★1
- Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
- Nothing smashes birds better than bowlin...
- Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
- This version is executed better than the... ★4
- Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
- The beauty of it is that both interpreta... ★3
- Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
- That was me!
- Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
- Put the new comic today with the last on... ★3
- Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
- Sure it is Mr. President, and your hands... ★5
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- I was complimenting it the whole time. ★1
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- You gave me a headache. There are two in... ★4
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- This makes me feel superior by compariso... ★3
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- I favorited but then took it back to kee... ★5
- Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
- That joke is as bad as the Shrex she's g... ★7
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02
- My grandma takes that. It isn't always r...
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01
- That's controversial and offensive to jo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01
- Not all shadows are "cast," some are jus... ★2
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01
- Also, porn addictions are unhealthy. My ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01
- My Circadian Rhythm is currently out of ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01
- Also applies to adaptations of books. Th...
- Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01
- 10/10 Sorry for stealing Jesus' shtick, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31
- Only idiots haven't seen Endgame yet (ex... ★7
- Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
- Bull, Endgame was bland because I heard ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
- Hey that's my line! Stick to your own sh... ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- Goodbye cruel world. ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- http://explosm.net/rcg/tkvebohtw ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- Even my dreams are here! I'm calling the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- OK this is getting scary, who is spying ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- This is also my life. http://explosm.net... ★1
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- Holy shit I clicked on random by acciden... ★3
- Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
- I bet the Doctor did that on purpose. ★3
- Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
- Ah kids. They grow up like weeds. ★5
- Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25
- That's Romanian. Ah...childhood memories...
- Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25
- Your standards are misaligned. Hentai be... ★2
- Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25
- Jokes on you, I never leave the house!
- Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
- There are more flags below than at the U... ★1
- Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
- RIP the original grumpy cat, my childhoo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-22
- Fucking crabs is not advisable. Unless i... ★3
- Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
- Does that make Alexander the Great a bas...
- Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
- Phillip of Macedonia went to Aristotle w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
- All hail our lord and savior Pollen Coun... ★1
- Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
- I am apparently the only one to apprecia... ★4
- Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
- Sound advice, no wonder the Bible includ...
- Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
- This is funnier than garlic breath. ★1
- Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
- I don't get how you don't get it. Puns a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
- I once jacked off in my university's lib...
- Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15
- Distraction from the inevitable abyss.
- Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15
- Neither did I at first. Pollen Count
- Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
- Yellow shirt obviously wants to make a m...
- Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
- It can be used figuratively. Also applie... ★3
- Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13
- Bribery (the coupon) and coercion (creep...
- Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
- That you know of.
- Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
- I don't rate women, but if I did, I woul...
- Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
- If you tell me not to kink-shame, know t...
- Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08
- He got an older woman on the side but sh... ★1
- Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-06
- Growing up I promised to never drink cof...
- Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
- The three genders are male, female, and ...
- Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
- Personally, I would rather be shot into ...
- Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
- It's the 21st century, what's the point ...
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- Discrimination will result in job loss ★1
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- Not true fans. True fans stand by Star T... ★2
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- That's what I meant. Orville was inspire...
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- Star Wars, Clone Wars, and Attack on Tit...
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- You take that blasphemy back! Orville is...
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01
- That's discrimination. ★2
- Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30
- Your baby photos.
- Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
- Touching Dicks with Saint Nick ★4
- Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
- Yeah, they have a triangle going with Hi...
- Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
- Edmund: Well, well, let's take Hell: You...
- Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29
- Reminds me of Blackadder: Edmund (Rowan ...
- Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28
- Ah the good old days when women were pro... ★2
- Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28
- Computers usually have cameras built int...
- Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27
- Same, true C&H fans know the PSES better...
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- Look it up, oh wait your name is...ha I ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- Stumpy people can swim in real life.
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- I know they only exist in your imaginati...
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- First, stumpy people can swim in real li...
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- No, you're hallucinating.
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- An armless, legless person can actually ...
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- What's so wrong about getting kids to ga...
- Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24
- He's over the phone. Quality detail. ★1
- Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23
- It could be worse. He could have glued h...
- Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23
- That's how Americans used it too, to mea...
- Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-22
- And yet we all turn bald in the end...li...
- Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-22
- Wow random comic gave me this in two tri... ★5
- Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-22
- I see fingered hands have been adopted i...
- Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22
- You're not my grandma, that would make m...
- Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21
- My grandma doesn't have arthritis per sa...
- Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
- The size of the panels let me see the en...
- Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
- Oh no they have fingers and hands again ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
- Damn you, now you made me look it up. No... ★2
- Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
- What is this, the Walking Bread ? ★10
- Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
- And they have really tiny dicks
- Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17
- Yes only them because banging a light so... ★3
- Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17
- Insects are a great source of protein.
- Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16
- Of course I have, they're disgusting
- Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
- I can eat lemons raw. Grapefruits are bi...
- Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16
- Who likes soft eggs? I mean soft is OK b...
- Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16
- Speaking of eggs, I'm not really bald. I...
- Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
- Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
- Reasons to hate grapefruits: 1. They tas... ★4
- Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
- *FBI informants
- Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15
- I want more comics like these. But not a...
- Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13
- What a refreshing turn of events. I neve...
- Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
- I looked up photos and some do.
- Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
- I just realized coconuts are nature's bo...
- Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13
- Being the last man alive is one of the c... ★3
- Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
- Sure, but he shot himself in the head, r...
- Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
- My god I love boobs so much ★9
- Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09
- I hate to say it but this reminds me of ...
- Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
- This literally was on the news this week...
- Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08
- This happened to me like three times. An...
- Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06
- This guy...he gets it.
- Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06
- Finally something easy to relate to. ★2
- Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
- I've been asking that since I created my...
- Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
- Where am I? How did I get here?
- Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01
- I can understand his despair, those stai... ★1
- Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31
- And I forgot 13. Fat people float better... ★1
- Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-03-31
- Benefits of being fat: 1. Don't need gir... ★9
- Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
- Oh now I get it, uplifting.
- Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27
- Anonymous? Speak for yourself, my name i...
- Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26
- I'm a rebel, sue me.
- Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26
- I'm testing your reactions, you didn't t...
- Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26
- Now you're just treating the English lan...
- Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26
- The ending was unexpected, isn't that th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26
- Apparently you could
- Comment to comic 5202 on 2019-03-25
- Wait, unlike the rest of the room's part... ★5
- Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24
- Am I the only one who thought the cop's ...
- Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23
- "Make up" has three meanings. Just like ...
- Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22
- This reminded me of how many STDs came i...
- Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19
- This made me smile for real, you get a g... ★1
- Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19
- What's a neck?
- Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17
- I once gave my cat an enema thinking it ...
- Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-15
- What's a bong even do? I don't know how ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15
- Compared to the universe, we are all gre... ★1
- Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
- I won at poker with a pair of deuces.
- Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
- The only answer is C because while the o...
- Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
- Humour according to the ancient Greek Hi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
- And they say that dark humor is dead. Ho...
- Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11
- I meant shit on the second hit
- Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11
- Stop hatting yourself? No you hit yourse...
- Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09
- I was going to say that, but you just ma...
- Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
- It could be a row of six students with t...
- Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
- That's gay, not in my schools! ★5
- Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
- When are you going to start medicating? ...
- Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
- ........................clap, clap, clap...
- Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
- Johnson no ★5
- Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
- Whoever chose ads that cover half the pa... ★7
- Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
- If he knew he should have hired him, the... ★3
- Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03
- Onions can only improve pizzas, as well ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
- Oh cool I'm 2 months away from a Bachelo...
- Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
- Well, he just signed a death sentence ad...
- Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27
- Is it just me or have their been less pu...
- Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26
- You would think so but I already knew th...
- Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25
- The superstition that sneezing is unluck...
- Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25
- Thanks Doctor Literal! Stay tuned. Next ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22
- I was expecting a communist punchline. T...
- Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19
- He must be an idiot, doesn't he realize ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18
- Forget human trafficking, where do I get...
- Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
- I didn't know Trump cooked ★2
- Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16
- Cereal is like half of my total diet, in...
- Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13
- Not all assholes use religion as their e... ★6
- Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13
- It is better to ask for forgiveness late...
- Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13
- Being shitty is inevitable. Asking for f... ★2
- Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13
- Control, alter, or delete yourself
- Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13
- Control, alter, and/or delete yourself
- Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12
- 'Tis a shame how many people missed the ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-12
- Astrology is for the truly stupid people...
- Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-12
- Time travel is at play here. I could hav...
- Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12
- Made you look
- Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12
- My little pony is the best
- Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11
- Ok thanks, squirrels and rats are both c...
- Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11
- More like the males are all bald!
- Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11
- Scratch that, I think rats are cute. Slo...
- Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11
- Sloths are usually considered cute to ma...
- Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09
- Hate is just how people express love. Fo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06
- The gif right there was enough
- Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06
- No, I was...distracted
- Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-05
- Ah ha, I came back a second time and fin...
- Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-05
- That is hotter than a burning cross. Yow... ★3
- Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05
- What a non-PC child! Monsters are people... ★1
- Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03
- Who said that? I'm hearing voices again....
- Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03
- I never understood the use of pickup lin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02
- This one made me smile, and that's a mir...
- Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30
- Did anyone else need two looks to notice...
- Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28
- If he's not running now, he won't run la... ★1
- Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26
- Reaction is just another word for what i... ★1
- Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26
- Um actually, it is pronounced "Spit-tah-...
- Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22
- The fool. ★1
- Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21
- Only if she agreed for a temporary impla... ★2
- Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18
- I had a dream just like this. Creepy. ★1
- Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12
- "Your" is technically not exclusively si... ★3
- Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09
- The counting ruins the credibility of th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05
- Have you seriously considered the subcon... ★9
- Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04
- What a handsome beard ★2
- Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02
- Mistake: the Liquor theft occurred in 20... ★6
- Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02
- The Clone Uprising is primarily because ... ★6
- Comment to comic 432 on 2019-01-02
- Bloody blue shirt is where purple came f... ★1
- Comment to comic 49 on 2019-01-02
- For the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber's TRU... ★1
- Comment to comic 3037 on 2019-01-02
- Correction, Jan 1, 2019
- Comment to comic 3037 on 2019-01-02
- I have returned from 2018 to document th...
- Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01
- Ergo, life is a party. ★1
- Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01
- Small and doesn't last? Just like life. ★1
- Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01
- Should I be worried that I can see mysel... ★2
- Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29
- kcimmig wen a dnif ★4
- Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29
- The standard design that I complained ab... ★1
- Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-24
- Two jokes in one - Female stereotype and... ★1
- Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24
- That was the best twist in a long time! ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24
- I did nut see that coming. Oh wait, I di... ★3
- Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17
- I once saw a boy tell a fat girl "Please... ★3
- Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17
- It is both said that "words will never h...
- Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16
- I'm pretty sure males are XY, and female...
- Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15
- Of course Global Warming is real, snakes...
- Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12
- So half of all guys have sex for less th...
- Comment to comic 3825 on 2018-12-11
- Life is like a box of chocolates because... ★2
- Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
- Exactly, fairy tales like Santa.
- Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
- Gee, did I not know that, or was I origi...
- Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
- Life is merit based. It says so in the B...
- Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08
- My computer! The laaaag! Nooooo!
- Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
- Oh, and he died on a cross, so maybe Eas...
- Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
- Jesus was born in Spring you ignorant hy...
- Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07
- Merry Xmas douche-bags
- Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01
- I had this exact feeling of indifference...
- Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
- It is simple, the Lord is the Word, bird...
- Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
- Uhh, you mean the Lord's word not name.
- Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
- My condolences, because cats are awesome...
- Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26
- Who isn't allergic to religion nowadays?...
- Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25
- Help! I rose up and I can't get down! Wa...
- Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24
- This humor is very two-dimensional. ★1
- Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14
- She invited both potential fathers to th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30
- I've waited years to say this: why is ev...