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usernamesareoverrated (blueberry cunt)

1443 comments (2018-08-04 – 2021-07-08) to 785 comics
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Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Dorothy is the warden.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06

Nothing kinkier than a ride on the elect...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

The lunch box is a nice touch.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Just swallow a few condoms! It worked fo...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Does GD count?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

The shading is appreciated, Dave. ★2

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

You guys hear the new Tyler, The Creator...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Because I absolutely don’t get this comi...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

This is the precursor to http://www.expl... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Literally 1984.

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Just smoke more and it’ll all cancel out... ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

I feel like any random dude blatantly as... ★4

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

This is the aftermath of screaming at yo... ★4

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

So it’s a win win?

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Man drinks emotion juice to mourn death ...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

I’m trying to resurrect Gangrene so I ha...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Is this a Spirit Airlines commercial? ★5

Comment to comic 1000 on 2021-02-21

This is relevant.

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Reminds me of https://explosm.net/comics... ★5

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

I can see the pain in his soulless eyes.... ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

I’d say he passed with flying colors. ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Uh oh, he better explain himself. ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Should’ve said just over there and then ...

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

I don’t like where this is headed. ★3

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

They set their kid up for succ ess. ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

The blur on this makes me feel like I ne...

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Kinda hot if you ask me.

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

I’m disappointed there isn’t an egg on t... ★2

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

He’s probably angry because his dad won’... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Is Rainbow Dash in there? ★5

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

I bet it’s because it’s pretty “gouda” h...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

First panels remind me of https://explos... ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

My uncle was arrested for horny on 2nd. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Mans had to aim way fuckin high to be ab... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

He just needs to get the basketball down... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

This may be the realest depressing comic... ★8

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-04

Well, at least no one died in this one. ★5

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

At least he probably didn’t die of coron... ★7

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

It’s funny how depressing comic week is ... ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Haha, his tear looks like a sperm. ★1

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

This is good. ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

I read this in the voices of the judge a...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Eating is overrated. Wanting to eat but ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Real ones ask for birth pics. ★4

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Is this like a Death Note type situation...

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

How Gerfird picks up dates. ★2

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

17 has a reputation for sniffing.

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

Dickless chap is a good insult. ★4

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21

Gerfird straight outta med school. ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

It’s a win-win situation.

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

I thought that was nose for a solid minu... ★2

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

“They’re completely oblivious! My plan w... ★7

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

If all the kids stay away from drugs, I ...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

While I’m not going to listen to that al... ★4

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

http://explosm.net/comics/4995/. The abo... ★4

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

This comic is a foul . ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Humor as a coping mechanism.

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I was expecting him to piss on it and fr... ★3

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Who’s Joe?

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09

“He’ll be too busy fucking the crocs to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Not enough veins. ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Which Rainbow Road, though?

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

The shadow on the back of the doctor’s h...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

I mean, at least it’s better than the el... ★2

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

Six thousand is a clean number. Could be... ★5

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

This is the plot to every AI gone bad sh... ★1

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Is it just me or does something about th...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

Top 5 comics this year.

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

I goofed. ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Bro, don’t costume-shame. Not cool dude.... ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

http://explosm.net/comics/4451/

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Plot twist: http://explosm.net/comics/33... ★3

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Judging by the silver, he finished secon... ★8

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Beautiful. ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Santa got an ass though. ★2

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Firefighter by day, murderer by night. ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★6

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Stretchy ass lookin’ ass. ★2

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

I appreciate the outer glow to emphasize... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

It would surely leave a lasting impressi...

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

“Which wife?”

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

It’s like dickless underwear. ★2

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

This guy had a nice thing to say! http:/... ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Orange just got served. ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

As opposed to making fun of people who a... ★16

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Truth serum does wonders. ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

What a fitting license plate. ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

I saw that coming from a mile away. The ... ★6

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

He looks like a crushed soda can. ★9

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Her teeth are just too perfect. http://e... ★3

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07

This reminds me of a Pearls Before Swine... ★1

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

I like this one.

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

“Alright, that’ll be $4,000.” ★7

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Arm day all week, baby! ★4

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

We gettin’ fancy with the fonts in panel... ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

She got that spring-grip pussy. ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Damn, she’s gonna draw blood in the firs... ★5

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

I’m gonna pretend I know what this means... ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

If people see them without their masks o...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Looks like a Roman.

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

This is an interesting process. ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

I’m faux laughing. ★11

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

He didn’t even check for a pulse first! ... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Where’s his cool proof vest? http://expl... ★5

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Some people have that dad kink. You gott... ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

They look so distraught. ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

He’s the next C&H superhero.

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Object permanence week.

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

They have the absolute GALL to charge yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Love this. ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Quinck, for short. ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

Currently watching S2E8 of Person of Int... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Orange Shirt is Elon Musk when he was 26... ★5

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

He’s a genius. ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Adulting isn’t as fun as it sounds. ★2

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

He got the mushroom dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Mans hairline is absolute gas. ★2

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Why are his gums above his teeth??? I di... ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

This is why the Irish had the famine in ... ★11

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

I’m pretty sure Green Shirt came before ... ★2

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Two negatives equals a positive. ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Damn, his gun really just went flaccid i... ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

2020 has everyone like this. ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29

He got the moobs. ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

He could’ve said ok boomer. He could’ve ... ★7

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

I was expecting a human centipede situat... ★6

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Horny dictionary. ★2

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

He’s an honest nice guy.

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Pineapple on pizza is hella good though.... ★5

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

I just wanna know what kinda drink that ...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★5

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

I think a visual would’ve helped. ★6

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

I’d like to imagine that the reason dime... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

Reminds me a lot of http://explosm.net/c... ★8

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

You can see his pain in the first panel....

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Long motherfuckers.

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

This is just Chase week all over again. ... ★7

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Brings a whole new meaning to a runny no... ★4

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Let’s play tic tac toe. ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

Isn’t it odd that the biggest dicks have... ★4

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Would have been better with a crack. ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07

Erotic. ★4

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

This one made me giggle. ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

I get it! Ion get it.

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Small things come in big packages. ★3

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

Haha, he said nuts. ★5

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Independence Day 3: Election Year coming...

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

What’s that blue thing in his pillow? Is...

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

Sesame Street was never the same after t... ★6

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Being named Ricky in 2020 must suck.

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Is this a meta-commentary on how some me... ★6

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26

Gerfird likes to have fun. ★3

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Damn, he’s got an arm.

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

So like, is he stuffed with a million do... ★6

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

His stache is covering half of his mouth... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Imagine the itch. ★2

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

This one’s very cold. ★4

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Reminds me of Goldilocks. “This girl’s u... ★10

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

Horny as F! U! C! K! ★1

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

“The body I helped you hide was pushing ... ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

I read this comic like it was the theme ... ★2

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Coffee made with ashes is the new wave.

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

“All women are queens!” “If she breathes... ★3

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Blue Shirt’s getting ready to Karate Kid...

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

He doesn’t look torn at all. http://expl... ★4

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Motherfucker’s checking his imaginary wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10

Is this how flies jerk off?

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08

Honestly is always the best policy. ★1

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Jesus is the new Oprah. ★2

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

Snip snip. ★3

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

This is the most topical comic C&H has e... ★1

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

He looks like he’s seen some shit.

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04

It took me a bit but I like this one.

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

“Haha, show me your orgasm face.” What t... ★3

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Hey, it’s better than dick tumors! Who a...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-28

Fuckin’ Charlie Brown lookin’ ass. ★3

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Comic writers are fantasy writers. ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

That’s a fancy fuckin’ printer. ★2

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

The librarian was in on it the entire ti...

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Isn’t that the fucker from Toy Story? ★2

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

They did it. They fucking did it. ★8

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

I want ProZD to voice Goofy in a C&H vid... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Ah look, it’s Gangrene. ★1

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

The duality of man.

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

I love this. ★3

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

Gerfird at it again with the off kilter ... ★4

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

This kid’s a genius. ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-15

Fantastic news! It can’t get any worse t... ★5

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★6

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking... ★7

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Good ol’ dril. ★4

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I thought the joke was gonna be that the... ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

In 20 years, they’ll be the same thing.

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★4

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

The dudes switched places from panel 5 t... ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

Looks like a nice ham. ★3

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Ha, fuckinnn lightweight. ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Pale motherfuckers.

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

http://explosm.net/comics/2028/ ★4

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

He wants to saw someone else in half. ★4

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03

He must’ve gotten tired of sticking his ... ★5

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

I dunno man, if being a misogynist gets ... ★8

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01

Careful! It might be a bomb!

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

The pawn shop sign feels off. ★1

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Nothing to say except for who the fuck s... ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29

Duck Duck Slut. ★1

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27

The fat dude looks like he has a backpac...

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

I saw the punchline coming from a mile a... ★4

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

I feel like Dorothy has some knowledge o...

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

What the fuck are those yellow things on... ★3

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

I’m getting a sneaking suspicion that H.... ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

Phew, he really saved himself in the las... ★5

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

“Pssssssssssss.” “Alright, sounds health...

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

Who wants to play tic tac toe? ★3

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

What kind of soulless kid forgets about ... ★4

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

http://explosm.net/rcg/dvzwczsbl Fixed i... ★3

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16

Oh is that what the red color means? ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16

I can’t think of a funny comment so I’m ... ★2

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

This comic is a strike. ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Don’t you guys hate it when you remember... ★6

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Mans has an upside down cross on his for... ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

He could use the mic stand as a pole. ★1

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

This looks like the setup to an episode ...

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

Kinda hot if you ask me. ★1

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

I thought theatre kids were supposed to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

The third panel sorta looks like she’s t... ★2

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

“I’ll fuck you if you lower it to 6.08%.... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-06

What have you done? (Also, mod gods, if ... ★5

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I’ve been feeling less cuntmuffin and mo... ★7

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Congrats to all the new badge owners! ★8

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

This is fucking excellent. ★3

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Now this is my kind of pathology report!...

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

It’s even better if you do all three at ... ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

Basically just a late abortion. ★5

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

No jokes today, this is just really funn... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Saw that joke coming from a mile away bu...

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

It bothers me that the mic stand is on t... ★4

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★5

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26

I’ve always been put off by people who s... ★11

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

Hey fellas! It’s my 17th birthday which ... ★6

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

Prop hunt. ★4

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Ah yes, the Daily Shower. Something I do... ★3

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

http://explosm.net/comics/4773/ http://e... ★4

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

The number one rule of pissing is you mu... ★3

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

Two magnificent Dave faces.

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

As far as we know, this could be 100% hi... ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

If only Cropsy were here to tell us abou... ★7

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

I will pretend I understand this comic a... ★3

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Slow cooker sounds like a euphemism.

Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13

I like the subtle middle finger in the l... ★4

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

I mean, I get it. That's pretty much all...

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

I feel it would be appropriate to mentio... ★7

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

http://explosm.net/comics/5004/. ★7

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

He looks a little torn... http://explosm... ★7

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

Leave dabbing in 2019. ★4

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

Same dude from http://explosm.net/comics... ★6

Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07

Adopted children have a hard time in C&H... ★6

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06

Now this is the kind of wholesome conten... ★2

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

This reminds of that one meme that goes ...

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

I recommend reading this in Patrick Warb...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

Reminds me a lot of http://explosm.net/c... ★6

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Ah, so this is the unrated cut of Ratato... ★5

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

http://explosm.net/comics/4412/. ★3

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

Damn, we got fuckin Mr. Fantastic over h... ★3

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

I never thought I’d google “dead baby Mc... ★10

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

When she said she wanted to ride him at ... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

I mean, it’s not the worst lube I’ve hea... ★3

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

That’s some soft ground.

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

Shit joke. ★5

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Jism? I’ll have to use that one sometime...

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

http://explosm.net/comics/4713/. ★3

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Jesus looks so defeated in the last pane...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

Coronavirus month??

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

Ah yes, Coronavirus. My favorite comedic... ★4

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

You gotta keep the underwear locked away...

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

This is a fucking god tier Dave face. ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

That’s way too much drool. Fucking anima...

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

Same store from http://explosm.net/comic... ★5

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Ah yes, the daily shower. Something I do... ★3

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

That’s an oddly specific thing to ask fo...

Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10

I’d just like to point out that I can’t ... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

This looks like a TNT miniseries. ★1

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

Paper/Scissors sounds like an edgy punk ... ★3

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

Somebody had to say it. ★2

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

Cowrate mooster?? ★6

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

This reminds me of John Mulaney’s bit ab...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

So it’s like a Hobo Johnson concert. ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-02

Hey moon, you’re tiny! ★2

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

This is actually pretty clever and funny... ★3

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

This feels like one of those videos on Y... ★5

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

This is a combo of http://explosm.net/co... ★6

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/XylYKN-vc... ★1

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25

When I read the first panel, I got disap...

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Damn right. Get on it, WMO! ★2

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

I feel like hurricanes should have scari... ★8

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

These are some good Dave faces. ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Garbage comic week???

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

How thoughtful!

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

This is Eyes Wide Shut but less funny. ★1

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

You’d think that if psychics could actua... ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

So the joke is that he fucked a cheese s...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

This is the equivalent of taking off you... ★3

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I sure do love mitosis! ★6

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

A Shrek comic would be great for Valenti... ★4

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

This is a win win situation.

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

Ah, so this is what the What Women Want ...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

Man looks like he has a smile on his che... ★7

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

Nice guys finish last. ★7

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07

He's actually helping him by preparing h... ★4

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

Biting social commentary. ★1

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

I feel like this is the birth of another...

Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04

You can’t just disagree with Morgan Free... ★4

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Green Shirt has fuckin’ minifigure looki...

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

http://explosm.net/comics/4432/ ★5

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

Man, this is pretty hot. Haha, get it? ★4

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Orange Shirt looks so inspired.

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

I just remembered we never got a Shrek c... ★4

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

This is like really funny. ★5

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

The “heh” really solidifies him as a jac... ★3

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Oh my GOD this is so me!! ★3

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Oh yeah, I could knock a few off to this... ★3

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Ah yes, the avocado cult. The avocult. ★5

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

The pink hair is a really good touch.

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

Kris continues to be the best C&H cartoo... ★1

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

I really would like to know how these ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

Inside jokes are the best! You get to la... ★3

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

http://explosm.net/comics/603/ http://ex... ★5

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

The real tumor was the friends we made a... ★3

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Damn he lookin kinda thicc.

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

Man oh man, I sure can’t wait to see Via...

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

Hot coffee. ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Nothing complicated about this. Man, I s... ★5

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

That’s an awfully small bed. ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

This feels like a very specific comic. Y... ★1

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Disneyworld and skiing? Sounds pretty si... ★1

Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08

Jim finally has a kid!

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Why do they have this secret service loo...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06

For a second his wallet looked like a ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Time is a social construct. ★2

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

How can they look back on how fucked up ... ★2

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

http://explosm.net/comics/4399/. ★3

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

Wearing a wife beater and shades is not ... ★3

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

The son looks older than the dad. ★3

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

I’m pretty sure you can remove the maybe...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

I’m pretty sure you can remove the maybe...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

I’m pretty sure you can remove the maybe...

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

You know that feeling when it just won’t...

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

Well, it beats another shark eating some...

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-25

You know what they say! Third time’s the... ★1

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

I don't mind not having Christmas comics... ★5

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

This is pretty funny.

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

His teeth are horrifying. ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

In the numerous years I’ve been alive, I...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

Quite possible the second funniest your ... ★2

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I feel like an absolute idiot trying to ...

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

http://explosm.net/comics/4208/. http://... ★3

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

This is just the bee version of Charlott... ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

I really like the sideways purple guy in... ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

Uncultured baby.

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★3

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

What do you mean birds? The goddamn clou...

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

I mean, this one’s just sad.

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

Happy birthday, Dave. It looks like you'... ★5

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

It looks like he’s readier to punch his ...

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

It looks like he’s readier to punch his ...

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

I thought it was a toilet at first. In t... ★2

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

http://explosm.net/comics/1764/. ★2

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Reminds me of http://explosm.net/comics/... ★13

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

This is pretty hot. ★1

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

It would’ve been better if it was two be...

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

Am I the only one who just really doesn’... ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday and... ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

I just realized that we’ll never get ano... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27

I really appreciate the dog. It’s a nice... ★8

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Well, let’s hope he glued his baby toget... ★5

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

I’d prefer to die to the bullets of an e... ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

That goddamn sentence sends shivers down...

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

So he’s a priest and a pedophile? C&H is... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

Nah, that looks like at least a solid 6 ... ★2

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Anytime someone says “What’s the worst t... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

Not much to say here.

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

This made me physically recoil. ★1

Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18

I would’ve liked a cop more. Shoot first...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I guess he can 86 the big tie. You know,... ★4

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

He’s gonna throw his pot of boiling hot ... ★7

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

This is actually really clever, I love i... ★3

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

I mean, what did Green Shirt expect?

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

I’m not even safe from that here?

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Very much no.

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Gerfird out here breaking girl’s hearts ... ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

This will help with not pissing all over... ★3

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

Those are excellent finger guns. I was l... ★6

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Honestly it just looks sideways. ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

The dad looks pretty pleased with his wo...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

At first I thought it was one of those m... ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04

Wishful thinking won’t get you far in li... ★2

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

Depends on the moral structure of the pe...

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

Who names their kid Timmy?

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Aptly named.

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

The average amount of water in the human... ★3

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

The disease name involves hearing, but t...

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

Obvious joke but it made me smile. ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Wholesome. I like it. ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Can I just mention that the hole where h...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

I’ve never heard someone say “you’re jus... ★4

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

Fred needs to lay off the roids, Jesus t... ★7

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Ah yes, constipation. My favorite comedi...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I did that thing that's like not terrori... ★1

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

Ah, my favorite style of criminal recrui... ★4

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

He died while being alive. My man Blue S... ★1

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

How can you tell if a clock is hungry? I... ★6

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

“I’m sorry, but you’re about to die from... ★2

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I really don’t like Orange Shirt not hav...

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

What does the bottle say? I’m seeing “De... ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

I don't get it. Also, I realized I don't... ★3

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-12

I mean, I don’t have much to say about t... ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

So respectful of him!

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

Reminds me of a game called Feed Me Bill... ★7

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-08

There are some things I wish I could uns... ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Who knows? Maybe his fetish is waiting u... ★3

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08

Oddly wholesome for C&H. I’m digging it.... ★3

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

It legitimately took me a second or two ... ★3

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

She’s for sure eyeing his ass. They’re b... ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

“Did you get to do sex?” is one of the m... ★5

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Creative. I like it. ★5

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

The more I look at this the more questio...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

How gracious of PSES to let Orange Shirt... ★8

Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30

I’m so glad I don’t understand this refe... ★4

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Why the fuck does he have gums? I really... ★7

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

It’s really bad that the first thing I t... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25

Doesn't seem too sudden to me. I mean, h... ★1

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Today I wore dress shoes, white socks, l...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

I would’ve liked for this entire comment... ★5

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

I don’t think I like his options. Can I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I have absofuckinglutely no idea what th... ★2

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

This feels like something straight out o... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

I’ve seen weirder names, but Jesus man.

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I assume this is just standard military ... ★3

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16

Like a wise man (or woman) once said: “A... ★7

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

From the way Green Shirt is looking at t...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

You’d think that the boss would be the f... ★2

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

Yeah, I’ll pay you in exposure. ★1

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

This is what happened when Gerfird and C... ★5

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

At what point does the boss think it's r...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Judging by her face in panels three and ...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Sounds like the beginning of a Bill Wurt... ★3

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Damn bro, you didn’t have to do me dirty... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I would’ve said I can’t even with this c... ★3

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I’m fairly sure one of the basic require... ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

It looks like his shirt is painted on. T... ★1

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

http://explosm.net/comics/1337/ ★5

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

His face in the third panel is beyond ag... ★6

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

I don't know how it would make weird noi... ★5

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

I mean, if that’s all you need to do to ... ★10

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

I request one Star Trek themed proctolog... ★1

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

He should step up his game and become a ...

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

He didn’t even look up, but he knew. As ... ★9

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Those things are too flimsy to fit insid... ★3

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Don’t you mean the Kool Kids Klub? ★6

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

His ass kinda looks like a face. ★4

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

He's establishing dominance over all the... ★9

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

Combined with the fact that I haven’t sl... ★8

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23

If he hates speech, that also means he h... ★4

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Who cuts their pizza like a fucking bask... ★6

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

Gerfird in action.

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I’m shocked that Johnson’s boss is compl...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Why is there blood splatter under the he... ★6

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Like a dick but smaller. ★3

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

I honestly don’t think I’d believe they ... ★3

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Excuse me, it’s called a Tanooki. ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Sailor Moon Monopoly lookin’ kinda fresh... ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

No, that’s the no warp zone run. ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

What about a pacifist run? A pacifist ru... ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-13

She was very positive too. ★3

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-13

The team was happy to oblige. ★3

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

I’m sensing the start of a story. I’m fu... ★4

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-12

There is no conceivable way she could te... ★4

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

You sound like if you gave Gangrene a ch... ★7

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

I like how he wrote “no” next to one of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

It’s a horse that had his balls impaled ... ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

The shticks around here are getting more... ★4

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Why’s this fucker wearing a hat the same... ★8

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Sorry, I was just counting nostrils, ear... ★1

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

All 7. ★4

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Well, now I do. ★2

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

Yeah, usually you have to fuck it to get... ★3

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

To be fair, I don’t know the back of my ... ★6

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

That’s called the door. ★6

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

I’m not sure I like that face. ★1

Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05

The holy trinity.

Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05

He not only has a dick tattoo, he has a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

This comic is hardly working for me.

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

I feel like Rob, Dave, and Kris have all... ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

I only agree with Big Chungus and Nobody... ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

I like the lighting in the last panel.

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

I read this 10 times and I thought there...

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29

I’d rather not pay extra.

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-27

Why would she what? I don’t get this com...

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

Who actually pays for adult films? The o...

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Ohh, so that’s how they do it.

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

I was not expecting a Marvel reference, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

Isn’t that what everyone does? I poach m... ★3

Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22

I don’t see anything wrong with that.

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

I got tons of hentai ads today, so that ... ★4

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

I was going for no laugh, but I didn’t g... ★4

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

I mean, I get the joke, but that’s about...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17

Wow, why does he have a boner? Eating as... ★3

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Ah, breast inflation. Good ol’ breast in... ★4

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

He looks harmless enough.

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

What’s he stealing from that poor fucker... ★5

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Mine’s definitely Premature Ejaculation ... ★3

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

Looks like they stitched him up pretty g... ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

I mean, I’m pretty sure puke counts.

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Not even shaking his hand in the last pa...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

You might wanna check your math there, G... ★7

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

He has a wallet and she has a purse? So ... ★1

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Not a very good present. Unless you’re D...

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

That is way too much drool. Fucking anim... ★7

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Oh, I get it, they gave them shirts with... ★2

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Oh, I get it, they gave them shirts with...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Oh, I get it, they gave them shirts with... ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

What lovely parents!

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02

Self awareness. I like it.

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

He looks terrified of the food in panel ... ★1

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

Thank you, England’s Still My City.

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

No, but you can take a video. ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

“Small enough for you!”

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I bet she's gonna cover his ground. ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25

Poaching your own children? That’s cold,... ★2

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Later that evening, Bill started to thin... ★3

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

One day Bill complained to his friend th... ★3

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Ah, puns.

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

So he’s attracted to a glass jar that pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22

He looks so fucking roided out. ★1

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

Haha, I get it. It’s a blind guy! ★1

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

Goddamn it Jimmy!

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

He looks so determined.

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

He said take them off, not rip them. Now... ★3

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

“Woah!” isn’t quite the response I’d giv... ★3

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Technically it’s not public urination, s...

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Ah, ok. Thanks. ★2

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Maybe my ever so slowly deteriorating gr... ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

The American dream. ★7

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Why’d Orange Shirt put his hand in front... ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Wait... you’re saying there’s a differen... ★4

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Shh.

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Less funny than it is sad.

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

I mean, I get it.. It just isn’t funny. ★6

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Satanic cops, bad puns, and rape. All th...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

There’s really not much I can say about ...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

I bet he has a baby dick. ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Woah, three new badges! Congrats guys. ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Where’s the shadow on his face coming fr... ★2

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

This better be table pun week. ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Why is he covering his eyes after he alr... ★2

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

So she’s in bed with him, and she’s neve... ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

I’m pretty sure this is how the plague s... ★7

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Stoner parents are way more chill than t...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

What is that thing? Is there a resident ...

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24

C&H exists within C&H? Does this mean th... ★5

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

I can't believe we got Garfield before w... ★6

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I’m pretty sure every doctor in C&H is a...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Took me a second. Like many others, this...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18

I’m sorry, auntie. You’ve been copied an...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-17

Seems less like a support group and more... ★2

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-14

This is not funny.

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Speaking of not blinking, I have story t... ★3

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

This is it. Trump lost it. Everyone get ... ★4

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

This gag would’ve been better with under...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Honestly I expected Dorothy to be more o... ★2

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

So he has a wife, and she wants a puppy....

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

http://explosm.net/comics/4979. ★2

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I feel like this is what happened to Kri...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

I mean, at least he isn't starving.

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

I'd like to imagine that he was just wal...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Why do old guys in this universe always ... ★2

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

Out of you who've seen Endgame, what did...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

I turned 16 last week! Now I’m legally a... ★3

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Don't keep Dorothy loaded around childre...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

This is everyone who bothers to click on... ★3

Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27

Obvious punchline, still brought a smile...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Why is the boss’ font different than the... ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Idea 8/10. Execution 2/10. ★2

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Haha! You got me there, Rob! You really ...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

This is without a doubt the scaiest zomb... ★2

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

She'll give you money if she doesn't sat...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

I was expecting either a Hitler comic or...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

What the fuck happened to the bully's ri...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

If he’s “fullbred,” then why is there bl... ★1

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

He prefers to eat the eggs as the chicke...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

I just realized I hit 1,000 overall like... ★4

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

The people want regular comics. ★5

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

JNDPT’s house is covered in cum. ★2

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Facial probe.

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

Not surprisingly, this isn't the only fu...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

I did, I just haven't gotten around to j...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

First we had black hole r34, now this? I... ★2

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

What the fuck. ★1

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-12

Can someone give me the link to the unof... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

JNDPT is in a constant state of creaming... ★4

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

This is gonna be the best week of my lif... ★3

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

This is fucking art. ★4

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I'm ready for DCW to end to I can return...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

There's not much I can say about this. I...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

Glad you enjoyed, my dude! ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

Day 2 of helping LOL_REX with his Shrek ... ★4

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

Being cared for? Attempting suicide? Ora... ★3

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Men only want one thing and it's fucking... ★5

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Why would they have the bell right outsi...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

10 hours of soft loli breathing is easil... ★6

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Alzheimer’s isn’t real. Like you just ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Update: I took a shower. I feel slightly... ★7

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

I figured it out! God, I feel disgusting...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

As DaConnaTwuk said below me, welcome to... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

April Fool's! Blue Shirt isn't actually ... ★6

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Hi mostly here for Cropsy, I’m not sorry... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

No, but they have tried to lose me in Wa... ★7

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Only on Thursday. ★3

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

You need to lay off the vegemite, mate. ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Short answer: yes. Long answer: I feel l... ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I didn’t choose the cuntmuffin life; it ... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Just for the sake of this, I’ll tell eve... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

With curious cat, everything’s anonymous...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

My sister took me to see Captain Marvel ... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Well, after a week of being uplifted, we... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I'm bored. Ask me anything.

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

None of these are even remotely lofi, bu...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

usernamesareoverrated's first and probab... ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

I have a pretty nice love/hate relations... ★6

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

This may be uplifting comic week, but ye...

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

You can take the muffin; I'll keep the c... ★7

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

It's times like these when having a badg... ★5

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Hey guys, there's something that I've be... ★13

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

So she sent the dog to an amusement park...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

This is actually depressing because the ... ★11

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

Yesterday, I had a conversation about pe... ★5

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

I'd have just said thanks. What was your...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

What situation were you in when this hap...

Comment to comic 5202 on 2019-03-25

Out of you fine fellows who've seen Capt...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23

Those are some serious manboobs.

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

I was expecting a punchline about fuckin... ★2

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

I do.

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

I did it guys! ★4

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

The next day, riding home on an incredib... ★6

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Everyone collectively decides that Parke... ★4

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

That night, probably around 30 minutes b... ★4

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Who wants to hear the story of how I los... ★4

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

B) I know approximately 0 comment tricks...

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Just the middle. I’m considering posting... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

What do you call a deer with no eyes and... ★5

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Baskethunting: the blackest white sport.... ★2

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

My trip to DC went by without hitch; unl... ★1

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Glad to hear it, my man!

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

http://explosm.net/comics/2276/. ★1

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Hey IMHFC, what'd you think of those moo... ★1

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

Debatably better than http://explosm.net... ★3

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

C) Arse Cola. ★2

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

A demon walks into a bar and says: "͚̼̥̟... ★10

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

There's only one gender. It's nerf or no... ★4

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Everybody shits on comic sans. It’s not ...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Lord Farquaad has also entered the drago... ★6

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

This made me audibly laugh.

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Washington, D.C.

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Hey fellow hell dwellers! I’m gonna be g... ★5

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-12

That is the face of nightmares and all t... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Some people laugh at it, others just ask... ★6

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Julian Calor - Space Flute Marina and th...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I have some songs fast enough to match u...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

How you know this?

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Gill Chang - Story (feat. Cimo Fränkel) ... ★2

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

relaxedcreeper - eyes zaphyre - fall apa...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

People are the root of all of my annoyan...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Spirited Away - One Summer's Day (JKuch ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Define cunted . ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

NVTHVN x ok2222 - Fuck U (ft. zamir & pa...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

Alexander Vasilyevich Alexandrov - USSR ... ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

Koraii - An Empty Frame AK & Sublab - Sa... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

maxd & JKuch - Liquor Hudson Lee & Frequ... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

I’m feeling bored, so I’ve given myself ... ★1

Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11

Just cracking open a cold one with the b... ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

Poop = shit joke. ★4

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

First and probably last day of posting a... ★3

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

It’s nice to see some San Holo appreciat... ★3

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

That’s a weird way to come out as a scat... ★1

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

Thanks guys! I honestly wasn’t expecting... ★3

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

You have a very refined collection of mu...

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

Do you guys have any tips for public spe... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Plot twist: the teacher is the kid from ... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Everyone who frequents this website. ★3

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Looks like ol’ Teach over here is compen...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Aha, I see what you did there. Also, htt... ★4

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

By artistic, I assume he means writing t... ★3

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Also http://explosm.net/comics/4764/. ★3

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

This feels like the beginning of a cop p... ★1

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

A Jewish girl asked me for her number ye... ★5

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-05

I don’t know why my German girlfriend ke... ★7

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Immeasurable. English, motherfucker! Do ... ★1

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

My disappointment is immeasurable, and m... ★3

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. ★1

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03

http://explosm.net/comics/4352/ ★3

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Here’s something I don’t get about the w... ★6

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Prudish 12 year old boy. ★2

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

It also makes Gangrene a caffeine intole... ★6

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

This is like IMHFC's Valentine's Day pos... ★2

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Sometimes I wonder if everyone on this w... ★9

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

A surprise, to be sure, but an unwelcome... ★6

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26

I feel like this is the new http://explo... ★3

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

I can’t wait until channels like Fox New... ★3

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

http://explosm.net/comics/2242/ ★5

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Would’ve been funnier if instead of Gerf... ★3

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Send nudesf?

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

I’m pretty sure any greeting ending with... ★1

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Plot twist: Yellow Shirt is just sentien... ★4

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your lo...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

Booo you suck. ★2

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

There's just a random fucking wall in th... ★6

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Is this the start of wholesome comic wee...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

They don’t call you a Real Doll for noth...

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

Plot twist: this is actually the chef's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

Can somebody explain the beef between PS... ★4

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

So this is why men have nipples. ★1

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

Having your dick walked would presumably... ★4

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

What the fuck is up with her lips? They ... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-15

I'm a big fan of oil filters. I run myse... ★5

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Merry Valentine’s Day, you meme loving f... ★3

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I'll take all of your coffee and burn it... ★3

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

http://explosm.net/comics/5000 ★4

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

You're like if Amy Schumer fucked a room... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I hope your mom dies when you love her t... ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

From this I can only assume that God run...

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-12

"Yeah. Underage hookers tend to be tight... ★7

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12

Cracker.

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12

What happened, Rob? Did all those Facebo... ★5

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-11

So anything that the head mirror looks a... ★2

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

How dare you assume its gender! You insi... ★1

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-09

This would’ve been so much better if the... ★3

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

This accurately describes the internet. ★1

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-09

I’m appwalled at both of you. ★1

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-09

Untweetable? Twitter disagrees. ★2

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-06

Loss 2.0?

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

He’s getting off to her titfucking Caspe... ★3

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

lunarLegion is rolling over in his grave... ★3

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-05

Acceptance in the streets and racism in ...

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

Thanks for the kind words.

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

Cocaine*.

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

Would've been funnier if the kid ate the... ★1

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

Roll credits! ★1

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

I feel you, brother. Every time I walk u... ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

Bluecifer has risen!

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

This is how Falert The Dim will die. ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

I, too, love watching a man choke on a f... ★7

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

So, nobody isn't your friend? lunarLegio... ★1

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

I just noticed that it says ventrioloqui... ★3

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

You don’t participate in strap-on Saturd... ★1

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Plot twist: This is a Dead Silence type ... ★2

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

What I want to know is how does he have ... ★4

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

Because she has extremely dumb guys fall... ★2

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

I'd say 18+, but I know full well that t...

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-02

Admittedly better than these: http://exp... ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

Sir, this is a Christian website. Please... ★4

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

Is your neighbor's name Gerfird? ★4

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

I guess they never miss, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

He never answered her question. ★1

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01

With that mustache, I think otherwise. ★2

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

So this is what the 2002 R Rated Scooby ... ★3

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

http://explosm.net/comics/4492/

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Just like my dad. ★3

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

What I like to do is run while eating a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

Never would be the baby not dying. Ever....

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

Not for Dorothy. I'm like 99.9% sure tha... ★4

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

There's a headline, it's just written in...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Pizza. ★2

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

http://explosm.net/comics/4979 ★2

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

Reminds me of Uzumaki. ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny." ★4

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

Who are you to call anyone "kid?" ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-23

With that face, I’m not sure her pussy i... ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

I noticed your absence when I saw you in...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Since when do these guys have fingers?

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

"My cancer squeezes, and my AIDS tickles... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

He got promoted from no teeth to all tee... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn’t ki... ★2

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

This is making the assumption that peopl... ★6

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

Maybe it’s a little girl with cancer. ★1

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

Now these are the premium comments I com... ★3

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

So this isn’t how you handle an incontin... ★3

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

This is my favorite The Santa Clause 3 f... ★1

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

If it means I get to fly, I'd rather not... ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

Get back in the basement, slave! ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

You must be new here.

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

You know, some people's comments make me... ★9

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Maybe on his planet it’s spelled express... ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

http://explosm.net/comics/4743. ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Since I have no idea how to reply to the... ★4

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

former hero's lingering, fair dawn & shi...

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

It's good to see another Chillhop Essent... ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Story time with Aunt Touchy! ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

This is the opposite of Christianity. He... ★3

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

Good luck on your road trip! Where are y... ★3

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

So Skin Cancer has Skin Cancer? ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Minecraft.

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Is anybody going to Fire Festival? ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Second time’s the charm! ★1

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

No, babe. Our carriage. ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

http://explosm.net/comics/4530/ ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Happy birthday, you salty grape! ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Jude_Nude_Dude_Prude_Twode coming Febuar... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Crab juice for everyone! ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

You're a doctor, you aren't God. Don't b... ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Never has an occasion been more deservin... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

His avatar is gone, along with all of hi... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

JNDP was banned. This is a time to rejoi... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

They're doing recycled joke week. Anythi... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Here's to the end of one era, and the be... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Gangrene's everybody's favorite teddy be... ★5

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

To be fair, cuntmuffin is just about the... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

http://explosm.net/comics/4365/ ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

With the power of Flex Seal! ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Have you met Dorothy? ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Ironic, isn't it? ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

What does power taste like? ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

http://explosm.net/comics/2605/ http://e... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Call 1-800-COPYCAT and ask for the “Orig... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

http://explosm.net/comics/3563/ ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

I was right! It is reusable joke week. ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

http://explosm.net/comics/2481/. ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I'd rather have one that says "has no id... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Being a trap implies that you’re effemin... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

So it’s that easy, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I'm not sure you know what a trap is. ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Judging by the noodle of a dick Red Shir... ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Is it reusable joke week? ★4

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

You're a god among men. ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

Stegosaurus lookin’ ass. ★3

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

There’s a difference between shitposts a... ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. ★2

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

I was expecting a joke about robot serve... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

Tits? ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Hey, look! There’s a red dot on my shirt... ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Something about getting a kid who isn't ... ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

New year, new me! That’s what my parents... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

I just found out that my choir is singin... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Huge, thick, fat, voluptuous personaliti... ★5

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Jesus Christ, Rob. I could’ve gone at le... ★4

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

I’m fairly certain any comment in the Sp... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

That’s weird. All alcohol brought my unc... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

At first glance I thought that he was th... ★4

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

http://explosm.net/comics/1758/ ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

If someone told me that they’re a hopele... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

I bet Matt will come back to make a Grea... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

What about a kinkshaming kink? ★2

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Gary fucked his girlfriend. Just kidding... ★2

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Why does he have a fucking bush on his h... ★3

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

http://explosm.net/comics/2531/. http://... ★1

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

http://explosm.net/comics/2990/.

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

You don't need vaccines to get AIDS, you... ★3

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/3926... ★2

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Seeing you three in Santa suits is inord... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! ★3

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

So as soon as he realized he skipped leg... ★2

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

http://explosm.net/comics/2554/ ★2

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-24

Would’ve been better if the genders were...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

http://explosm.net/comics/4810/ ★1

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

This is essentially the plot of The Sant...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Is this not what the Nutcracker is about... ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

This is fucking beautiful. ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

http://explosm.net/comics/342/ ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

I have: http://explosm.net/comics/2138/ ★3

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

I, too, enjoy having a squishy ottoman. ★3

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-19

Not yet. ★1

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18

Numbers can also hurt people. http://exp...

Comment to comic 1678 on 2018-12-18

I mean, anal fissures aren’t that bad.

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

You make a grammar related mistake and s... ★1

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-18

http://explosm.net/comics/4764/ http://e... ★4

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

http://explosm.net/comics/4986/ ★2

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

How dare you! Not all of us are Kwanziaa...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

You dirty fuckers! The snowman's obvious... ★2

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

I assume a sad ending would entail no se...

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

This is Jim’s overtly rapey son.

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18

Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/2264... ★3

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

http://explosm.net/comics/986/. ★2

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

2 ears, 2 nostrils, 1 vagina, 1 asshole,...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Probably all 7 at the same time.

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Reminds me of https://meatlights39.files... ★1

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

http://explosm.net/comics/4058/. ★4

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Checkmate, atheists. ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

He probably grunted into his wife's vagi...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

How can global warming be real if our ey... ★1

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-12

Is this what Dom/Sub relationships are l...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

But have you tried having sex every seve... ★4

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

He looks like an avocado had sex with an... ★3

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I was referring to the previous comic.

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Damn! We went from the best joke this ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Never mind.

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Also the funniest comments.

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10

This is the funniest comic this year. ★5

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Abandoning this den of depravity isn't n...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

I’m confused. Is this not what normally ... ★2

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

I’m honestly surprised Rob didn’t make t...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

“You’re so lame, I can’t even see you!”

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

Thanks.

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

What’s the joke?

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

I feel violated, offended, and slightly ... ★2

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

http://explosm.net/comics/2756/. I’m pre... ★3

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03

It's all cocaine! ★3

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-03

I can wholeheartedly attest to this. ★1

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

God is such an asshole.

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Fuck you, Carol. ★2

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Dorothy would.

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Nebraska: the best of both worlds!

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

I'd like to think that we all played a l... ★1

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

This reads like an actual Trump tweet. ★2

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

What awards show is this? CMA? ★3

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Goddamn it, I was gonna make that joke.

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

I feel like Trump has never actually see... ★3

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Green Shirt failed.

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Rapture Rejects week?

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

If there’s one thing that I’ve picked up... ★3

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

I love Dave’s face.

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

I thought his proof was fairly convincin...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

Shhhh... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

What an original username you have, Aver...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

When you give someone a favorite, the st...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

This gave me a good chuckle. You, sir, g...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

He obviously stole the semen from one of...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

To a water level, the hardest of all lev... ★5

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Haha, more like cums out, am I right?

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20

This image will be ingrained in my soul ... ★1

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

This pun has been made three times now.

Comment to comic 5093 on 2018-11-20

This was obviously only to bring back lu... ★1

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Okay. ★4

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

I got an ad for a cyanide dectection kit... ★1

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-19

How does one say “:(“?

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Jackpot! Pacemakers sell for like $6,250... ★2

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

This is why God hates us. ★1

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

You seem like such a nice guy!

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

Can I reply to your reply?

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

“Will you get on your knees?” ★3

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-16

Would’ve been better if he’d asked if he... ★3

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Sorry, dad.

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

It’s cocaine, you imbecile. ★3

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Sorry.

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

The seeds made babies! ★2

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

I always find out about the nicest thing...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Well, this week is just full of surprise...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

That thing looks like Chewbacca got a do... ★2

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Sounds like a pornstar who specializes i...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Were you even trying?

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

I was gonna see Hamilton, but then I rea...

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-11-13

Hey baby! Are you my dick? Because I wan... ★1

Comment to comic 2287 on 2018-11-13

Comic Sans isn’t that bad. If you really... ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Hey, that happened to my grandpa!

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

I’m pretty sure sex on boats and farting...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

He isn't drawing a good portrait of Gree...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

This is in reference to http://explosm.n... ★2

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Instructions unclear. It melted. ★3

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

And a well rounded mouth.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Seems like a well rounded guy.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Would've been slightly funnier if he’d g... ★1

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

I wonder what superpower he’ll get!

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Shhh! They can hear you... ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

haha he said lmao he said lol he said ro...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Looks like Kris didn’t quite think outsi...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

That could be said about everyone in thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Is that why your face is eternally orang...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-07

You're right, I probably won't see this....

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

It's Megadeth , uncultured swine. A mega... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I like a lot of older stuff, like Journe... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I’m a fan of just about everything. Elec...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Tame Impala is great. ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

What kind of music are you "guys" into? ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

No, it's because you look like a creepy ... ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Like your tommygun from 2004?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Both? That sounds perfect! ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Sure, Dorothy. Sure.

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Why'd he have to get surgery? Knives are...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Ok, listen. I know this was a bottom of ...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Looks like someone's on his period.

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

I don't get that either.

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

Explicit means uncensored or hardcore, w... ★1

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

Aspectrum is my favorite gender at the m...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

This is Gangrene if they had a kid. ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

Or maybe my comments are just that bad.

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

I'd consider "BONK!" as a stupid or awkw... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

That’s my favorite iCarly episode. ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Welcome, CAS, to the upper echelon. ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

I'd like to toss out this comic. ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

This is incorrect. They have one picture... ★6

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

The simulation is breaking. ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Who keeps flagging my comments? I know t... ★3

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

How is his limp arm grasping his dick? ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I guess that explains why you do it inde...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Brewed in the well of lost souls?

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

She’d fuck him for free. ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Why doesn’t anyone in this comic take of... ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Shady link of the day. ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

As soon as I saw the first panel, I thou...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Badges are overrated.

Comment to comic 3726 on 2018-10-29

These are really weird superheroes.

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

Looks like Dorothy got to him and he was...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

If we're all under the weather, why don'...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Who's the fuckface who keeps flagging co...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

The joke is that the skeleton thinks tha...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Dorothy is getting so many different rol...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

“Don’t worry babe, this is all for show.... ★3

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

You, my friend, get a yellow star!

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Please be patient, I'm 9 years old.

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I nominate Tommygun2004 for "humorless c...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

And your username makes us sicker every ... ★3

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Ah, but you took the time to reply, ergo...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

http://explosm.net/comics/3602/ ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

And this is why we can't have nice thing...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-24

I mean, at least he's not the slowest sh...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I didn't know ol' dickwagon over there s... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-23

What happened to comic #5071?

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

He's walking in circles around the manne...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-23

And now we come to Thot Stuff, exhibit B...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Honestly, I think it's 7. ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

You can have that badge and Time_Theif c...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Petition to remove erections!

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

It warms my fleshy insides. ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

With a needle.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

But it’s so fun to imagine their visage ... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

You might get a badge that reads "trigge...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

They probably aren't.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

They make their face disappear with hair...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I assume they all decided to join a Sata...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Bonus! ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-23

Reply.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-23

Twatmuffin is a compliment, cuntmuffin i...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Petition to remove eradicated comments a...

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-10-23

I use them until they fall apart and the... ★3

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-23

Son?

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-23

He's barking up the wrong website. ★1

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-23

Now I am.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

That would explain the inordinate amount... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-22

By “kids”, I meant you. ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

Green Shirt is walking in circles around...

Comment to comic 3552 on 2018-10-22

Thanks, Obama!

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

You remind me of a kid in my neighborhoo... ★3

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

I guess it's too late for him to save fa... ★7

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Sounds like a psychological thriller. Ma...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I suppose we try to suck our own dicks, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

What do we do now, Someguy69? ★2

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Who said anything about liberals? We're ... ★3

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

What’s a coincidence? I reserve the term... ★3

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Damn, you really are a cuntmuffin. ★1

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

He's a heavily used fleshlight from 2004... ★3

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Are you really complaining about his spe...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

“Goddamn kids bothering you from beyond ...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

No shit...

Comment to comic 2528 on 2018-10-22

Gasp!

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

My official nickname is cuntmuffin.

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

He moved to Argentina. ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Dave didn’t add an Oxford comma in betwe...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

You’re more of a cuntmuffin than me. ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

I’ll Hiroshima your mom. ★1

Comment to comic 2819 on 2018-10-22

I love amputee porn. ★1

Comment to comic 2314 on 2018-10-22

The condom’s gonna be bloody after he’s ...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-10-22

I didn’t see what he did there.

Comment to comic 910 on 2018-10-21

Practice and determination. ★3

Comment to comic 910 on 2018-10-21

Which is why it’s used.

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

This is 100% my yearbook quote. ★2

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Nuke me daddy.

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

That was the point of this whole thing +... ★1

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

That would be the most ambitious crossov...

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

Cropsy's the best murderphile out there!... ★2

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

I commend your work.

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

"Copycats" An unknown person murdered 7 ... ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Sounds like a bad case of kids being fuc... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

You just described Facebook in 15 words....

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Well, I'm Gangrene's alt. CAS created Do... ★1

Comment to comic 3882 on 2018-10-20

"I've literally only had a little bit of...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Aren't you 14? What fucking school do yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

But only a snowflake who's common and Am...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Killing two birds with one stone. Christ... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

It's 2:30 AM and my eyes are burning lik...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

You know what else is spooky? Having a c...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

It reminds me of Kathy Griffin. ★3

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-19

That's five times! I've never seen anyth... ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Nah, ass hair.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

You're a dick. ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

They came from within.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-19

How hard can it possibly be to capture a...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I hate hearing that. I'm 6'3 and every t...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Also a skinless bastard.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

No, I just show up to random houses and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Oh, you thought I was going to be a stri... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I get "So, what are you gonna be?" a lot... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

That explains a lot.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I only agree with one part of your theor... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

This comic may be soul crushing and horr... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Jesus Christ, your profile picture is sc... ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

You're right.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Stop targeting me, Dave! ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Kinky.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

The two aren't mutually exclusive, are t...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I won't be changing my profile picture f...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

c[▄] c[▄] c[▄] c[▄]

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

You should be somewhere else.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Which holiday? Your birth? ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Seems like a nice guy. ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Your new profile picture is... Dare I sa... ★5

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Copiously.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Another hint.. It’s nothing like Gangren... ★1

Comment to comic 1980 on 2018-10-16

Yabba Dabba Damnit. ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

How would you know? You’ve never tried i... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

I was waiting for you to show up.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Sentient foot diseases with matching C&H...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Both. ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

I think Gangrene will have something to ...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

This... this was actually funny. Am I dr... ★1

Comment to comic 3014 on 2018-10-16

Goddamn you Orange Shirt!

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Can I sacrifice you to the gods?

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

That's not a badger's ass, you pseudo-in... ★1

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-16

This comic was a grave mistake. ★2

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Damn lesbian.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

I don't get it.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

At your Tommy gun? ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Did Gangrene, the foot disease who gets ... ★4

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Not my proudest fap.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

God, I love C&H theories.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15

Also because this comic made me gay hard... ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15

Or maybe it’s all a dream.

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15

I'd like to discharge this comic. ★5

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I suppose.

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

He could’ve been... ah, whatever. I stil...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Why did he say he’s not visiting? And wh...

Comment to comic 1307 on 2018-10-15

Double cucked.

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Heh heh...shit.

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I hate it when that happens.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

Wait, so are you the one jerking your bo...

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

Johnson, later.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

Is anyone's profile picture on this site...

Comment to comic 627 on 2018-10-14

This is practically necrophilia. ★1

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

You’re not wrong.

Comment to comic 2119 on 2018-10-14

I mean, he’s not wrong. ★1

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

Would’ve been better if this was just hi...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

"Slightly" is a bit of an understatement...

Comment to comic 211 on 2018-10-13

I’d rather die by getting beaten to deat...

Comment to comic 2590 on 2018-10-13

Haha, more like she got fucked up.

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

I agree. ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Thanks for being cool. ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

The best subcategory.

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Yes, but this is a bad joke, not a good ...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

I'm just surprised that he has teeth.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Yes, REX_LOL.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

What’s a school?

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Pussy.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Apparently all of the rpg/rcg comments g...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Obviously Alchemy 100.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I wasn’t going to join the fray, but the... ★6

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Hey, I didn't come up with your badge. Y...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

What do you mean, not ALL of them? I sai...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

It'd be like squeezing the last ounce of...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I wonder if he’s tried turning it off an...

Comment to comic 4761 on 2018-10-12

How many drugs are you on?

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-12

[salty crepes]

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

You’re such a salty grape.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

What’s an optimist?

Comment to comic 4110 on 2018-10-12

Subtlety & Sadness.

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

But then it’d be revealed that all of my... ★4

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

How did the kid see that his dad has no ... ★5

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

It’s a beer sampling. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

There are comics? ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I just realized that your profile pictur... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Ok, Sherlock Holmes[salty grapes]. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Thank you for your opinion, Iplayfortsuc... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

The joke is that a flight is a beer tast... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Who the fuck just walks away after askin... ★1

Comment to comic 3765 on 2018-10-10

He looks like someone puked on a period.... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

You have the charisma of a Chipotle enem... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

I didn’t know lesbians could procreate.

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

They have lots of adventures.

Comment to comic 4239 on 2018-10-09

I read this right after reading Sunday’s... ★1

Comment to comic 4239 on 2018-10-09

Wow okay.

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Everything’s related to porn.

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Would've been better if he had said "Hi,...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

But he did fart, so therefore saying no ...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Thank you, my lesbian comrade.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Yeah, no shit it checks out.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

A l t h o u g h , twatmuffin has a reall... ★1

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Thanks to the gayboy who changed it to c... ★1

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Thank you, BigForeheadLuke.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I fuck with that. ★1

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Although, I prefer the term cuntmuffin.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Thanks for the nickname, whoever did tha...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I can get into that.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Haha, references.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-07

Would've been better if it was a complet... ★2

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-10-07

You? A ray of sunshine? Hahaha good one.... ★1

Comment to comic 1379 on 2018-10-07

Have you ever had freedom sex? It’s like...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

No, it’s obviously suspended in midair.

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Thursday was short day, you silly goose....

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

I bet the doctor is hung.

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

You have to commit sodomy with Kris.

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

Has anyone seen the Battleship movie? Th...

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

It's only a hit or miss because you're a...

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

This comic is a miss. ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-07

I was talking about the presidential ale...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

Self-decapitation? Of course.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

Who has admin perms? We need to stop reg...

Comment to comic 1950 on 2018-10-06

Outfield.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I wouldn’t mind seeing more comics makin...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

You’re not wrong, my friend.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I kinda fucked with the message until yo... ★5

Comment to comic 2292 on 2018-10-05

I, too, am confused by this.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

This isn't your normal personality? That...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Is the joke that white people have detac... ★1

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

At least you're not the slowest shitpost...

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

North Korea: once you come in, you'll ne...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

The two aren't mutually exclusive, are t... ★3

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

This comic makes me want to drug myself ...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Sir, that's very gay.

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

This would've been better if instead of ...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

You're first, and that's cool. But are y...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-03

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that... ★3

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Looks like someone hasn't had their coff...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Pee is stored in the nuts.

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

There are comics? Cool. ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

There are some fucking terrible puns ben...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

The joke is that they’re out of ideas.

Comment to comic 3995 on 2018-10-02

Or was it...? ★2

Comment to comic 586 on 2018-10-02

I mean, you’re not wrong.

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Ah yes, he turned his family into "Count...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

It’s hard to take.

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

It's hard to take you seriously when you... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

She spent all of her money on her scat f... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

What’s this behind your ear? Nope, still... ★2

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

There are many things I’m okay with. Pol...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

Shhhh. Gangrene might hear you.

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

How do dogs fap?

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

He looks like he's about to slap the poo...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

Anything's better than bowling week.

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

That’s not very depressing.

Comment to comic 513 on 2018-09-30

What in the everloving fuck is this abom... ★4

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

You're not very good at plot twists. It ...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

It's getting to the point where I'm laug... ★4

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

You’re a very slow shitposter.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

No shit, Sherlock.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Ah, my mistake.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

I'd recommend not starting your sentence... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

The barf made it look better.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Is the joke that white people have small... ★3

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

Wait, if the dad's playing, doesn't that... ★6

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

The best player kills her. ★1

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-26

Dad practices everyday to become the bes... ★3

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

^^ further proof that women are stupid.

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Damn, I’m pretty good at that! I’m guess...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

I bet she didn’t see that coming!

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

The shines are obviously part of the tat... ★3

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

So basically you like lesbians with dick...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

I thought you were a lesbian. ★2

Comment to comic 2643 on 2018-09-24

Nine times? That’s gotta be a world reco...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

I’ve said it in the past, and I’ll say i...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

A lot of dicks will go in your ass. ★2

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

This gives an entirely new meaning to th...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-23

Would’ve been better if he got the butte... ★3

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

His skin tone is hot. Physically hot, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

And handsome over there felt cummy.

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

For a lesbian, you're pretty funny.

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

You should all be fucking ashamed. ★1

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

“I’m cumming!” “Hi cumming, I’m Paul.” ★1

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

At first I thought he was gonna make a j...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Same.

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-18

I'm confused. Is this not how everyone g...

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18

“What about the area code?” Then she pre...

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18

I’m pretty sure that makes you gay.

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

I’m pretty sure every imaginable charact... ★2

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-18

Pregnant². ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

The man from Subway? Like, Jared Fogle m... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

I'm assuming the majority is edgy tweens...

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

Join the dark side. We have milk and coo... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

I’m shocked and terrified. ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

The two aren’t mutually exclusive, are t... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

God fucking damn it now we’re doing vore...

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

The serial killer idea sounds funny.

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Jesus Christ is a lie, praise be to Alla...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

There ain’t enough room in this here tow... ★2

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Thanks for sharing your story, brother.

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12

Stars make a lot of fucking mistakes, Je...

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

What a fitting joke for 9/11. ★1

Comment to comic 974 on 2018-09-12

This is my alltime favorite comic.

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

Sour grape is my new favorite insult.

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

Are you the next Jude?

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

Would've been better if they were all hu... ★1

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

What would I do without you?

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

It's called an unbirth. ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Sounds like every fourth of July ever. ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Oh hey you’re the guy who likes Dave’s f... ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

If you don’t stand up right fucking now,... ★3

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

I agree.

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

Goddamn it Mike WazowskYEET, talking abo...

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

Goddamn it guys, talking about not knowi...

Comment to comic 5031 on 2018-09-09

This is atrocious levels of not ok.

Comment to comic 5031 on 2018-09-09

Man, you really fucked up there, didn't ...

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

I'm pretty sure he meant picometers.

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

How long before this becomes the new Por... ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Donuts are tasty.

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Tremors 7: The Cumback! ★3

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Hippity hoppity women are property. ★3

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-08

Would’ve been better if he was a farmer ... ★6

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Actually it’s pronounced eggs benedict.

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Something about horrifyingly broken Engl...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

I understood that reference. It's becaus...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Why does you leave that comment? ★1

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Honestly, when am I ever funny?

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

This is still 100 times funnier than his... ★1

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

You're like Jude but hyperactive.

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

Haha, this is a funny joke... ...but it'...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

SMHing my head off.

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

It's probably one of those "made in a fa...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Damn gluten always ruining my suicide at...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

I’m gonna draw this later.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

I have an idea. First panel: A pregnant ...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

You must be new here. ★2

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

hacker voice I'm in. ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

You need to complete a strenuous three d...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Your profile picture just gave me a seiz... ★2

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Your badge is accurate.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Haha, more like Heroini , am I right guy... ★2

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Well, you are impossible to offend, and ...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-02

Can you explain the badge system to me? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-02

She's obviously just using her friend's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

I pray to Phil all mighty that you take ... ★2

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Premature Ejaculation Man is my favorite...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Wait why does the back of Gerald’s shirt...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Haha, I see what you did there.

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

What a profound and truly insightful com...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Scary Carrie.

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Tall Justin, Petite Patty, and Wide Gera... ★1

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

A curtain with legs and arms.

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

This is how Baby Geniuses should have st...

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

I’m pretty sure everyone does that.

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

It's like Westworld but with body pillow... ★1

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-08-31

There's a benefit to having a pillow gir...

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Then you grab 'em by the pussy, right ol...

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Haha! You were laboring under the misapp... ★1

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Nothing works. Believe me, I've tried.

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Law 102. ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Go back to whatever hentai game you were... ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

What would ever make you think such a th...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

My face and asshole are fused together i... ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

I came to Jesus the other day. Pornhub h... ★2

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

Holy shit guys, I totally fucking misrea... ★3

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

Because his ass is fucking godly. ★4

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

I don't remember that scene in the Bible... ★2

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

I don't believe in guns.

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

Goddamnit I keep describing myself.

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

gan·grene ˈɡaNGɡrēn,ɡaNGˈɡrēn/Submit nou...

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

That smug little bitchface looks like he...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-27

Did you mean... niggardly?

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

When it comes to bowling puns: three str...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Sure. Everyone dies alone. But if you me...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

That wasn't a very fun fact.

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

You know what I'm offended by? The fact ... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

In fictionality, he used a counterattack...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

What kind of fucking porn do you watch? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

It's a ninja baby, so the rules are diff...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I want to gingerly make love with Amy Ac... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

In reality, his opponent used a countera...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

You mean the Power Rangers porn parody? ★2

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Your life choices are all white? That ex...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Go fist your eye with a needle that cont...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

The people demand answers.

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Plot twist! The ninja was the chair this... ★2

Comment to comic 5016 on 2018-08-22

What about an anti social social club?

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

The people want a link. ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Your soul has been darned here for etern... ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Waiting for Gangrene to reply saying “Yo...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Get a badge that says “I don’t understan...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Shit’s lukewarm. ★3

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Golly gee Batman, that sure is a bad wor...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Is it a coin? Nope. Still cancer. ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Is there a joke here? No, seriously, I’m...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Don’t cuss in my goddamn motherfucking c... ★2

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Breadsexual.

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

Why do you and cancer have to be mutuall... ★1

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

Is it a comic that doesn't mention cance... ★2

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

I'm gonna take the dad's side on this on...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

"Here in Heck, we have a wonderful assor... ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

Most likely, yes. Maybe you'll have that...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

Tastes like chicken.

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

I’m surprised that a Christian account i... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

I’m waiting for Gangrene to reply saying... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

Soft, of course. They have to be yummy w... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

I value you to an extent that no mere mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

Honestly, I'd rather have a plate of dii... ★3

Comment to comic 5011 on 2018-08-15

"Girl's O face will leave you gasping fo...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

Ok , Mr. "I'm a pedophile from the 50s",...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

I didn't know you could stunt your child... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

I’m somewhere around -7 years old. I sto...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Still think he's done? Please, don't mak...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

After that he mentions the fact that his...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

If you gracious "humans" don't mind (and... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Your badge doesn't make sense. You're ab...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

You look like me but less rapey and more... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Much like Bill Clinton having sex with M... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

This could definitely be a movie. Imagin...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Holy mother Mary you’re an actual snowfl... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Lol, Rex. What an insightful and floorsl...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Caffeine overdoses are a thing, right? M... ★1

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

How many needles do you sacks of rotting...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Your profile picture says "Have you ever...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Modern medicine will work its magic.

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Not YouTube. They don't have children th...

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

So we've had fruit week, depressing comi...

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-11

Someone give this man a medal!

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-10

It's only casual sex if the television i...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

The only thing I can think of when someo... ★2

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Ah yes, I love the part in the comic abo... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

No, nobody else noticed the other mom, y... ★2

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Are you Captain Obvious' mentally handic...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Of course it's from a unicorn's anus. Wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Obviously. How else does one protect a f... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Here's your venti, half-whole milk, one ...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

You cannot discuss about. You can discus... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

What an accurate description!

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Hey now, I may be Ken Ham in disguise, b...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

So now, not only is my mom protecting my... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Who puts picture frames on refrigerators... ★1

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Considering that the family picture was ... ★4

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

He drew a picture of a computer with a d...

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

No, we have a sad ass over there. ★1

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

I'm sure he's a big snuggly teddy bear o...

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

At least you didn't say ligma balls. I a... ★1

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

This would've been slightly funnier if t... ★4

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

Instead of going to a doctor, I pray to ...

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

Plot twist! He's a magician.

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

What is ligma? I haven't quite caught up... ★1

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

I can't think of a witty or insightful c... ★1

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

I didn't think weathermen had wives/girl...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

This would have been a great comic if no... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-05

Judy Blume's new book is shaping up to b... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Judging by the number of people that hat... ★1

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

First comments always suck. Mine is no e...