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moonspeak (SweetMeat)
1159 comments (2016-04-11 – 2021-12-21) to 755 comics
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Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-21
God damn* melody ...god damn it
Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19
Fuuuuuuck me that god melody is already ... ★1
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15
*Actual FedEx driver footage. Not an act... ★4
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15
Third ★1
Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13
Clits love all inbound raging erections ★2
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08
Dave's representation of sexy women is f... ★3
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
I give this review 5/5. Very apt and agr... ★4
Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-08
This is the shittiest week theme they've... ★1
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
This one's just the right amount of meta... ★1
Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08
2 meta 4 me
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07
What an odd thing for a muffin to say. ★1
Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
Panel one ought to be someone's new prof...
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
Question of the day: Why do boomers love...
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13
If the clit ain't smokin, u ain't gettin...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-13
This is the kind of corny humor I cum he... ★1
Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
That toilet is missing a large portion o... ★4
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08
It's now been a day. Hope you are doing ...
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06
It's been 8 hours. How are you holding u...
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06
Every day will bloody, that's for sure.
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06
Yup. Here's the original: https://files.... ★1
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
Sad dad gets fingered in the shower. Dav...
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-04
ThAt'S cAlLeD a CaLLBaCk
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
Best C&H week ever ★1
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01
Old phone?
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
You've become first, and of course it's ... ★3
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
Yay, I love Loaded Gun Week! Wait are th...
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17
Probably for the best.
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-17
ㅤ ㅤ ★1
Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-17
No ass left behind!! ★1
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
Fuckin weebs and their sex pillows and m...
Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29
I wouldn't mind being high on cannabis f...
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
Yes, I am a proud orgasm donor.
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
Thanks for keeping track.
Comment to comic 3539 on 2021-08-28
Thanks for keeping track.
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
That's a good one
Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23
Oh shit, it's Will Smith! ★2
Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17
Who Whom Whomst Whomst'd Whomst'd've
Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17
Dang, jus when I thawt the bots cleah'd ...
Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17
What?
Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17
I greatly appreciate this absurd humor.
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
Yeah, that'd be nice. I'm tired of havin... ★1
Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12
He's Dan the downer when he drinks, Dan ...
Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09
How a schizophrenic convinces himself to... ★2
Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09
Sometimes it's brown or black though... ...
Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-07
Ah, I can tell you live in Florida as we...
Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02
Damn it, Johnson!
Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-29
When in doubt, nerd out!
Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26
Heh! Good one Rob!
Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-26
Heh! Good one, Kris!
Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23
If that ain't the sexiest pillow talk ev...
Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20
Actually funny
Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12
Maybe he'll get over it if he looks at t... ★1
Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12
I wish my head looked like that, but ins...
Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09
Whoa bro flash is malware condemned by G... ★1
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-09
I was on mobile when I ran into the issu...
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
Anyone else unable to open comment repli... ★1
Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08
This new style looks old. I hit the late... ★1
Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04
Omg, I watched that movie several times ...
Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04
Sea below ‎ ‎ ‎ ️ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ... ★4
Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-04
Wow a I didn't know there was a pentagra...
Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29
And I'm all outta time... ⚰️ ★1
Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27
Really makes you wonder why, and also if...
Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27
This is an anti-comic if I've ever seen ...
Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22
Today's homework question: Why was Billy...
Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-14
Hah, that was a good one.
Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-13
That one's pretty real these days.
Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-13
Judge fudge is back!
Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09
Infertileating
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Good work, Kirs.
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Hah, nice catch. I definitely know how t...
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Here, eat this mixture of randomly crush...
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Yeah, Kirs, good one. ★1
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Uhhhh.... What?
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
What the hell is a dm?
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Yeah and what the hell is a dm?
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
wut? ★1
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Wrong. Kicking is with your feet. And th... ★1
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
If it's fake, why does it feel so real?
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Grug Rarely Understands Grug How bout a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28
Realistic theory on how last names were ...
Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26
Saw the punchline coming from the second...
Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
You have no idea how to do this, do you?... ★2
Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
My Incestuous Kiss w/ Uncle ★1
Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25
Not necessarily incest. The man and the ...
Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-25
Stupid Pigs Are Not Kosher
Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21
Ok Gabe, time for your lobotomy. ★5
Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21
You said "the person", not the comment. ... ★5
Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11
Damn that fucking speck!
Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02
Let's just agree to disagree.
Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02
Very predicable punchline, but I still c... ★2
Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02
Oohhhh, that is pretty neat. ★1
Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02
Depressing comic week came early, just l... ★3
Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28
HOO YEE! I say that when I fuck, too. ★1
Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26
Thr-I actually don't have anything else ... ★1
Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26
Twerped
Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26
Ounced
Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21
He sure wouldn't've'd!
Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17
OH SHIT DAYUM, GOTEMMMM!!!
Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14
I don't think we needed this today. The ... ★1
Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-14
Can't argue with that logic. ★1
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10
Honestly, this could actually be more gr...
Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09
Yes guys, that's literally what the joke...
Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-06
Let's make this egg the most liked comme...
Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03
"Best" is hard to quantity. They've all ...
Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03
Damn, as an anti-drug-war advocate and g... ★2
Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26
This was a good one. Love those soaking ... ★1
Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26
We've decided to shoot the messenger any... ★5
Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23
That was a stupid fucking joke. ★1
Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21
Either one works. Gray shirt emphasized ...
Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21
It's okay. I forgive you. ★1
Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21
That tree is uncharacteristically detail...
Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-20
I love eating ass, so I'll claim this sp...
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-20
Or possibly, spider anus
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-20
Spider dick*
Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-20
Jfc.
Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14
Wow that left hand literally is a spider...
Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14
Welcome to the WWW! No, not the World Wi...
Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-14
This is an accurate depiction of all the...
Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10
You are what you yeet ★3
Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07
Serves him right for only thinking about... ★1
Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-07
So, what's your plan for banning anus?
Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-06
‎‎‎‎
Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02
I feel the emphasis is on the wrong word... ★2
Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-02
It's Marmaduke for me.
Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12
This would have been fucking hilarious t...
Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09
What comic? There's comics here?
Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09
Othis was oddly and unexpectedly wholeso... ★1
Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06
Or it's just a bald little girl.
Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06
Or asexual, or transgender since apparen... ★3
Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03
Hah! Here, have my utterly pointless fav... ★2
Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03
That would not feel good. ★1
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
In other news, did y'all see they announ... ★4
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Not needing sex sounds wonderfully benef... ★2
Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03
Believe it or not, you can have sex with... ★4
Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20
Actually pretty funny.
Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-13
This comic proudly brought to you by Dep...
Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12
It might be because of the edibles I ate... ★1
Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10
No u ★1
Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10
Orange doesn't look very excited. Green ... ★2
Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04
Roses are red, but not all the time. Som... ★5
Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04
Oh man, we've all been there!
Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
That would be gay, I mean first, I mean ...
Comment to comic 39 on 2021-01-03
Commenting on the first comic is so main... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-01-03
Gay!
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-01-03
Last: 1/2/2021 - ?
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-01-03
1/2/2021
Comment to comic 5406 on 2021-01-03
Same
Comment to comic 5406 on 2021-01-03
I don't remember making this comment. I ...
Comment to comic 5406 on 2021-01-03
Little did Kris know, that would be the ... ★1
Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03
I guess it's depressing comic week again...
Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
Don't forget gym memberships! ★1
Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
Like I wanted to be upset about this, bu... ★2
Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
It's funnier than the average C&H comic ... ★2
Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01
Definitely yes.
Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01
It's crazy how some of these have been M... ★1
Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
Jesus Fucking Christ... And I mean that ... ★2
Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
Possibly....
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
It's not where you went, it's when you w... ★2
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Well first you need a flux capacitor ★3
Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25
Heh, that was a good twist. ★1
Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20
N i c e !
Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18
Yeah who wants to live in a white void w... ★1
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-15
Whoa paradoxical!! ★1
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Thanks. Twitter-specific humor is so ove... ★1
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Didn't even know there was an app
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-09
So when is depressing-pst comic week? Wi... ★3
Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09
Asses Monthly is a subscription I'd pay ... ★3
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-09
Nice.
Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07
That actually made me laugh! The "karma ... ★2
Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
Nah, that's probably society's fault. ★1
Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
Maybe that's why we become jaded pieces ... ★1
Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-12-04
This comic would have been a lot better ...
Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
or else what? Tell me all the dirty deta... ★1
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04
I feel like they're usually not that ine...
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Damn, Dave. You fucking depressed genius... ★4
Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25
Maybe you're allergic to allergy pills. ★4
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-23
Wow, first, lol.
Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18
This is a poor stereotype! Of all the pe... ★6
Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18
This is so damn dumb but I'm so damn hig... ★2
Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16
I don't get it and I'm not gonna look up... ★5
Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11
I love how stupid this is. ★3
Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
WeLl tHaT eScaLatEd qUiCkLy ★2
Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-07
Oh, I think it does
Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
Also, I see two birds having a party, da...
Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
Heh! I like this kind of silly ironic pu... ★1
Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
Suscriii suscriii suscriii cherdleysss
Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-06
How to feel something, a guide for psych... ★2
Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
Okay we get it ★1
Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
Double dicker, you say? ★2
Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
If everyone in these comments got a trop... ★4
Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
True friends never hang out together ★5
Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-26
Your be surprised. My cousin lived in a ...
Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-26
Cumming earlier than expected does often... ★1
Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-26
Yeah never meet your heroes. Meet your m... ★1
Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21
No it doesn't. Name one layer that it ac...
Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
AAHHHHHH, A CHIN DIAPER!!!!!!1 ★7
Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
He's a good listener though. ★5
Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
I heard these comics use humor as a defe... ★4
Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-11
No way!! You fucking liar!!! ★2
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
It's funnier if you omit the third panel... ★5
Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
I don't have much to say this time, but ...
Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
Thanks, I was curious! ★3
Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-28
Let this be a lesson to all the children...
Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22
So dumb. I love it. ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
Careful, he's gonna come talk to you nex...
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
Check it out I drive these brothers craz...
Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
That wasn't a very good sentence either ... ★2
Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT???? ★5
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
This comic is piss ★3
Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
Yeah it definitely seems like an xkcd jo... ★1
Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
...and two! But why was this duplicate c...
Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
One...
Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
I enjoyed learning about this fellow. Th... ★2
Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
But no one makes enough money. ★7
Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06
Absolutely hysterical!!
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
This is the best. So meta. I love you, K... ★4
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
It takes more than a bowtie to be fancy!...
Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
Just when you thought the C&H boys could... ★9
Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
I don't see Yoshi in this comic. That's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
True. ★5
Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
The boner is a nice—and very distinctly ... ★6
Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
Comment if you love boobs, Favorite if y... ★3
Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
So how do you peeps who seem to hawk eye...
Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
THEM!
Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
I sure hope so
Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22
Love his facial expression in the last p... ★4
Comment to comic 1903 on 2020-08-17
Are we not gonna address how this guy sw... ★1
Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17
Mmmmm, Buddha. That is a type of cheese,... ★1
Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-15
In that universe, alternative rock is ju... ★1
Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12
Ok, I see it's Dick Week now. ★1
Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12
Hhhmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnggggggg...... ★2
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12
How did I not know about this generator
Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12
Hmmmmmm
Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11
D ★3
Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10
This is such a weird one, but not so wei... ★1
Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
Fuck, now there's 70. ( ಠ╭╮ಠ) ★5
Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
There's 69 comments. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★4
Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
Same. Very much appreciate the twist on ...
Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
This is so dumb I love it ★2
Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-03
​#literallydead
Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
This got a very loud "HA HUA HEHEH" out ... ★6
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31
Kangikcountma? ★1
Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31
This got a loud "HAEH!" out if me. Good ...
Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27
It sure has showered me in laughter ★3
Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
You're shaking your head your head?
Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27
He sure has a negative personality
Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
So unrealistic. A millionaire would be a...
Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
Apparently you were missing, but now you...
Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
I've noticed that as well, but it's been...
Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20
Ya got bamboozled ★4
Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
Oi oi oi oi oi oi! ★1
Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
Hehe, anal sex.
Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10
Not this one. ★1
Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10
Nah. ★1
Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
Well I ain't your guy, buddy! ★3
Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
I ain't your boy, pal! ★4
Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-04
That was a good game.
Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-30
THIS... IS... SPARTA!!! ★3
Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-30
wHaT hAiR?
Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
That's not blue
Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
diddles fiddle ★1
Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
She's got her priorities straight.
Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24
Skipped ahead to V0.1.21... Fatal errors... ★6
Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-24
This is the kind of a absurdity I come h... ★4
Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22
Grades aren't the only thing that will b... ★1
Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20
Chuckle
Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-17
Don't do what people tell you to do ★2
Comment to comic 4810 on 2020-06-17
I don't get it
Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
It's called a bussy. ★2
Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
To be fair, Nickelodeon didn't call him ... ★3
Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
Whoa, that's quite the comic! ★1
Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
The assman
Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
I'm not wearing any pants! ★3
Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02
Hey, I read your comments for poop-worth... ★3
Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
bUt tHe faMiLy iSnT iN tHe tHiRd pAneL
Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
Ah beat me to it. I'm keeping my comment... ★1
Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
Why would he want a discount on somethin...
Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-30
This is so dumb. Just like me. I love it...
Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-30
This is so dumb. Just like me. I love it... ★2
Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-30
This is so dumb. Just like me. I love it...
Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
Kris doesn't do a good job illustrating ... ★3
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
Judging by your username, I'd think you ... ★1
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
He's doing that thing that people do whe... ★2
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
How do you sit in someone?
Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-30
Top comment.
Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
I don't even like fishing or bug catchin... ★1
Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
Please stop controlling me. ★1
Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
I'm red shirt ★1
Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
This ain't BuzzFeed ★4
Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
Thanks, Mr. Owl! ★1
Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
​​ Green shirt = C&H writers Orange shir... ★10
Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
Or really hot, depending who you ask ★2
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
SPARTA! ★1
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
No it's that ★1
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
It's such a fun glitch.
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
Lies. You did this on purpose.
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
You don't wanna fuck it?
Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
Hmm. ★2
Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-15
Yes, and now you know you're gay. ★3
Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
"Damn. That's hot." —Boomers, probably ★4
Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
Glad to see you didn't get a badge. I do... ★1
Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
As funny as your username ★2
Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
Eeh, it's a thing I guess. ★1
Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25
I'm always amazed when y'all have these ... ★2
Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-18
The middle one ★5
Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
Only if you like salmonella ★3
Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
You'd be amazed what you can do with two... ★1
Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
Thank you poop guy, very cool ★2
Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
FiddleDiddle? More like Kid Diddler, ami... ★5
Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31
Long arm is loooooooong.
Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
Sex, drugs, alcohol. You can help me do ...
Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
moonspeak sweet meat Less than a minute ... ★2
Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-28
So what's the numerical poop-worthiness ...
Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-22
I just wonder how the fuck Dave feels as... ★7
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
It's okay
Comment to comic 4400 on 2020-02-19
Because you touch yourself at night
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
As many as Rob decides to create.
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
I get the feeling not a single person he... ★3
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
Pork chops ★1
Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
I eat opinions like a fat kid eats cake.... ★1
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
The faces in the last panel really do it...
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-29
Haha, this is like really funny.
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-29
Same
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Seriously. I laughed hard. ★1
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Thi... ★2
Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
Two comics in one night. Awwwright that'...
Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08
Ok, I'm waiting... What did you flag me ... ★2
Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08
Haha, stupid nerd! He probably reads cya... ★4
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
New year, new pee
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. ★2
Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
Bear week!
Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
It says 5 comments but there are only tw...
Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
What the shit? ★1
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
A shark ate the cookie. It's name was Sa... ★6
Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
What
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
What the cuck is green shirt doing with ...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
Zing! and a miss ★1
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
Robots need lovin too
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Kris and the others are gonna die one da... ★2
Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
What about women butts? ★1
Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
A swarm full of queens? Nope, not possib... ★2
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
What's all the buzz about??
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
Welp, problem solved!
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
And then he can eat a sandwich when mom'... ★2
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
We out here ★1
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
He gave a shit. ★2
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
Finally, parenting done right! ★2
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
Do you use your asshole instead?
Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
No time 4 spelling wen your bout 2 bust ★5
Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
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Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
At least one of them is. Probably both a... ★1
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23
Shit, good point.
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20
I'm sorry son
Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
Cool
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
He's also bad with spelling. ★1
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
"Bad with hunny" — Winnie the Pooh ★1
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
Nope, Spongebob didn't invent the "world...
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
That's a new perspective
Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
And (☞ﾟ( ﾟヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ ▽ﾟ)/ ৵( °͜☜(⌒☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ▽...
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-06
Who are you?
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
Makes sense ★4
Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
Depressing comic week
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
You weren't in the vote, but you win for... ★8
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
Too lazy to check all of them
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
*Florida.
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
WOP
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
Tasmanian Devil. ★2
Comment to comic 3100 on 2019-10-28
I love this. They just look so silly in ... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
First!
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
Yeah, autocorrect is definitely a dick. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Ah. I love how this is on theme for the ... ★8
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-23
No, obviously I meant maps. I want him t...
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
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Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
I wish you'd do that thing that's like s...
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
*2006 ★2
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
​#fellatiofixyourcocksucks ★2
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
The Earth is flat.
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
Yes, Kris' illustration of her facial ex... ★1
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
Eh, wat? ★1
Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
Oh w. Three in one thread.
Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
This made me literally laugh out loud. M... ★1
Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16
Laughs
Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
Poetic
Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
With you? ★3
Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
Damn, this is wholesome.
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
So stupid. I love it. ★4
Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
Thirty-third!
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
Best reference comment
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Not enough penis either. Plenty of scrot... ★1
Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-09
Hilarious. We need more C&H self parodie... ★1
Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08
They bring him to the pound? ★2
Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08
I guess it is cuz I was expecting some p... ★1
Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08
Sort of ★1
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
No, Queen sang about others who had but ...
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
Have they really? ★1
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02
Wow, that's a lot more effort than usual... ★3
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02
Hahahah, stupid boid. ★2
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Your website is spam
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Yes.
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23
What the hell is even that
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23
its a joke joke
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Dot matrix game
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Sure Dorothy could help you with that
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Yes​ it does ★1
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
Yes​
Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21
I love when these guys parody themselves... ★1
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
I'm curious to see if your reverse psych...
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
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Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
But I hate repetition!! ★2
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Heh, I see it.
Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-17
Eat pant.
Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-17
Actually laughed pretty hard at this. Aa... ★1
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
I had the same expectation.
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
Not well, Jim. Not well. ★1
Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
Good pun.
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
Oh shi-
Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
GOD DAMN IT THE SCAMMER GOT GAY AAAARG ★3
Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
Yes.
Comment to comic 3211 on 2019-09-09
Heh!
Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
Hmm
Comment to comic 2759 on 2019-09-07
The person in disguise kind
Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
Thanks for the heads up ★1
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
Hmmm ★1
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03
Dorothy may beg to differ.
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03
Hmmm
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
Finally, the self aware comic we've all ...
Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-03
Hmm
Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-03
Die in a fire ★2
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-03
Kys.
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
Hmm ★3
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
My heart is yearnin' for some urine.
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
Tomorrow's comic will feature a man in t...
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
That is God's golden urine. He should fe... ★5
Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
Hmm
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
I didn't even notice them.
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
Who looks down at their peepee when they...
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
Hmm
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
And the big first. ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
Hmm
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
Agreed. Plan is good. ★3
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
Hmm
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
Looks safe to me
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
I'm infected. You are terribly afraid.
Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13
I don't mind them. Hai back at ya o/ ★1
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10
Agreed. But this way, it's the typical k... ★4
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
Top o' the mornin' to ya o/ ★1
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06
Nice? You think this is NICE ? You sick,... ★1
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
This was good. This was real good. ★2
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03
I'm sending this to people every time so... ★3
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
Only once? Don't be so modest ★2
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
It's an ironic play on the previous comi... ★1
Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
Botanically, yes. Culinarily, no.
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
That's eggsactly what I was thinking. ★5
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Unless, of course, blue shirt was schizo... ★1
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Yes, good catch
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13
7.294^E
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
Probably
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
Gay!
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
I'm surprised it's not a copy and paste ...
Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-06
It's my dick in a box¡ ★5
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06
I would wager it's because the word comi...
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
TWO FISH
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
I'm pooping right now ★1
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
Ok​​​
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03
I think I get it—thyeve been fixed like ... ★1
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
An insult, no incest is.
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
+1 point for the word "emoted" ★1
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02
thatsthejoke.jpg ★1
Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-02
At least it's not frost
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
Bet you did flag, you fuckin doll
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29
Also flurbst
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
V close mate. V close.
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
* favorite
Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-25
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Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-25
No peeking! ★1
Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-25
Drink an entire gallon of orange drink, ...
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Weather gay
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Legend of Zelda: Spirit Racks ★2
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Get chopped in a wood chipper ★1
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Never! ★1
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23
A hot fly slut bottle.
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Change your avatar back.
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21
I was a wimp until I got anchor arms. No... ★1
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-21
Nice job on not calling gay ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-21
Will you tell us that your okay¿ ★4
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Mom's spaghetti ★2
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Gay first!
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
I like to think it's someone who made a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
But, e-penis size is everything. ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
Who's the god damn flaggot up in here?? ... ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Too late
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Hey, that's pretty good.
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
yvan eht noij ★3
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
I prefer cummed.
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
Pull it out. Now it's a poopsicle ! ★4
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Good thing I saved it before this. Now I... ★1
Comment to comic 170 on 2019-06-03
୧(✷‿✷)୨
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
Also this is a similar one I found by Go...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
Real question: how do you guys always fi...
Comment to comic 3384 on 2019-06-03
A boy wearing a pink shirt? Unacceptable...
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31
Ohhhh, this comic is punbelievably punny... ★3
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
WHO DID THIS???? ★2
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
Thanks Qualidee, very cool
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
There are SPAMMERS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ... ★3
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
How's he browsing with no keyboard or mo...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
Oh my Garf.
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
Aw, I thought we were doing pun week. ★4
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-22
What do this comic and the Power Glove h...
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18
Is auntie histamine supposed to be a pun...
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
Hi, Dad. I'm high.
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Damn it in the ass! ★2
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Gay.
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
This joke deserves to be flagged. ★1
Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13
Malfoy
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
This is actually one of my favorite comi...
Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-07
Same. Stay frosty dude.
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
Yes.
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
Yes.
Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27
Wrong, he stabbed blue shirt straight th... ★4
Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22
Change your avatar back. ★6
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21
I didn't have to explain it.
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20
Haha. This is ironic because you thought... ★1
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
Yes. ​ ​​
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
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Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
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Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
Lord of the fags, yes. ★5
Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
Idk, I liked this one. It was unexpected... ★1
Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16
Hidey hoe!
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
I'll take one piece of fuck, please! ★3
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10
Or a bowling ball. ★1
Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09
The detail in the last four panels is ju... ★5
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
Meh, I'll call now tomorrow
Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08
Cocaine: it's that good! ★1
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03
I won't say twice, but I will say I disa... ★3
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03
Daaaammnn, LOL. Even though I've lost fa... ★6
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
I'm sure it's a lot more difficult to ha...
Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
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Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02
Stop hitting the comment button multiple... ★1
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
You can see it on the floor behind the b... ★1
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
I really was expecting some sort of mast...
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
Goodbye
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
And also don't shout at me please.
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30
Yes.
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
Of course, those forced smiles are a rep... ★4
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29
I think he meant demon women. Wemon. ★2
Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25
No, that was just the money holding his ...
Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23
Plz stup don't do the travelation of tim...
Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23
Well I don't know about you, but I do en... ★1
Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23
Him?? "No, I don't assume people's gende...
Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23
It is if you're a lady, unlike Dorothy.
Comment to comic 771 on 2019-03-23
Hyuck ★2
Comment to comic 1153 on 2019-03-23
How dare you
Comment to comic 513 on 2019-03-23
W̶̢͎͎̝͚͔̙̗̔͛h̴̢̪̲̲̾̆̀͑̄͝â̶̬̞̥̳̯͔̰̣͖͎̓͑̓... ★2
Comment to comic 660 on 2019-03-23
Thank you, private!
Comment to comic 660 on 2019-03-23
Yep, they did these once upon a decade a...
Comment to comic 3828 on 2019-03-23
The moon is flat.
Comment to comic 2901 on 2019-03-23
No, it's % factual real life story. Base... ★1
Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-22
Totally right. We're all bloodthirsty mu... ★1
Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20
Damn, they use this premise a lot.
Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20
No, not Dorothy!! ★1
Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19
Bloodthirsty murderers, I mean hunters r...
Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19
Hm, they actually gave a shit about cens...
Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17
Fourth!
Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16
Why is he literally eating the bong? ★3
Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13
Well, that exploitated quickly.
Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
No, it's incorrect. The a/an distinction... ★1
Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13
Well, that excremented quickly (again).
Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12
It's on.
Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-11
Well, that decrepitated quickly.
Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09
Well, that excremented quickly. ★4
Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06
Hah, goteeeeeem
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
reply. just reply. ★2
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
You must be new here. ★3
Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05
Penis pain. Cool. ★4
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
That killlsss peeeeoplllle
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
Yep.
Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-03
Yes.
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Nice.
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
I like my women like I like my women. Sh... ★2
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
No, she hadn't learned to speak yet. ★1
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Especially loud.
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02
Both and neither. It's a jumpsuit.
Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27
Your face is hell. Ha, gotem. ★4
Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25
Heh.
Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-22
The other 70% is penis and butt jokes. ★3
Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-20
The answer might shock you. ★2
Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-19
It's not my fault! Facebook asked if I w... ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Now where my damn penis joke?! ★1
Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18
Same. It's unusually clever for C&H, whe... ★3
Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13
This is very good. 10/11 would laugh aga...
Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-12
I bet those same teachers never gave 100...
Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09
No, I'm second.
Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09
Or maybe it's actually early for tomorro... ★4
Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-05
I also came two times. ★4
Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05
Aw
Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04
Last
Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01
Haters gonna hate. Rapers gonna rape. ★2
Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-01
Good pun. ★6
Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28
Never late than better!
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25
/r/whooosh
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25
So Kris didn't have to draw a massive ph...
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25
Wut. ★1
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25
Hahahaha Android jokes in 2019 are all t... ★2
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25
They called ? How ironic. ★4
Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23
Nah, later will be fine
Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22
Wait... ★3
Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22
Don't tell me what to you. You're not my... ★3
Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18
Should have given him some yellow hair ★3
Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-18
Nah.
Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-18
I think ittts funny
Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12
He'll never know just how lucky he is. ★2
Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12
Piss, again. ★2
Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12
Is this floss? ★1
Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12
Yesn't he dided assumeded it. ★2
Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09
Ever. ★4
Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08
Yes it is
Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05
Racks? More like... Racks ★3
Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05
That right there is the perfect woman ..... ★3
Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24
scrOtum
Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11
Because this is a dark comic. ★1
Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05
That's sexual assault! Can't be doin tha... ★1
Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04
That would have been much funnier.
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30
Yes. Proof: https://me.me/i/jesus-fuckin...
Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30
Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe th...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
As someone who works in digital advertis...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
You may not find love... but I hear a lo... ★5
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
Yeah, most webs of lies are confusing. ★1
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27
Orange shirt: So how come you didn't get... ★2
Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26
He also said hard.
Comment to comic 3430 on 2018-11-23
Same, until I read your comment. I think...
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
Or they think we're stupid and don't rem... ★1
Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20
Ok. .
Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19
God damn, why does this site always have... ★6
Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16
zing
Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16
Good man
Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16
I think because he said the F-word.
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11
Too much bold; didn't read.
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11
Like any other chest-hearing person
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11
You may be right. And I may be drunk. ★3
Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11
ｉｒｏｎｙ
Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07
Xenu
Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-30
oh shit, u caught a glitch in the matrix...
Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-30
I like how his shirt has leprosy as well... ★2
Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28
It's always such a strange feeling... as... ★1
Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28
Good burn
Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28
Good man
Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28
Haha, this is a good comic.
Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27
Oh, God is alive, but he will still fuck...
Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22
Whoa, what an unexpected twist. Depressi...
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15
Also hard because this comic made me gay... ★2
Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15
First
Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15
They probably died together in a tragic ...
Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14
But then again, there's that guy to the ...
Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14
Yeah, and he's got that doofy look on hi...
Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09
This Donald Trump is approved by the Uni...
Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07
Hm. .
Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07
I was expecting that to lead into a sham...
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05
Yes!!! Omg, so cringe!!!!1
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05
It's an old technology. I believe they c... ★2
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05
This is exactly how politics make me fee...
Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03
You misspelled spoopy
Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02
I don't
Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29
Cool, another guy who also reads SMBC.
Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12
The only one that matters anyway. ★2
Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12
I kant be willed
Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-12
thatsthejoke.jpg ★2
Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05
GAY!!!!!!!
Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01
This may be the weirdest C&H yet ★2
Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26
SECOND! Second time I've seen a comment ...
Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20
It's humorous because of his misfortunat...
Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20
Hahahahah goteeeeeemm
Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20
Oh that's so sad but so well executed. ★1
Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19
Good men
Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18
Also, Rocko's Modern Life did the "heck"...
Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08
Yes, it is.
Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06
Bout time we had another depressing comi...
Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05
That'll teach him to look up to his dad!... ★3
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-01
TARDIS, dev tools. Yeah, basically the s...
Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01
Gay pan ★1
Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01
Shhhhh!
Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29
It's 2018; we have smart homes now.
Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25
I think he was actually referring to the...
Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24
This gave me a real good laugh. Probably...
Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-20
Also you weren't first because time trav... ★2
Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-20
Gay again
Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13
Grey sock?
Comment to comic 4975 on 2018-07-07
This could have been just as funny witho... ★1
Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01
He wouldn't say that.
Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01
Irony.
Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-27
And my cock is up... on the roof, cockad...
Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25
Gay! How sexual!
Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-25
Font week! Let's go! ★3
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-22
The latter of course.
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
Who's actually saying "Dang!" here? Plot... ★3
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
That's not perfectly clear. That's trans... ★1
Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20
It should be illegal to have. ★2
Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-11
I guess you could say that worked sex ce...
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
Damn brony ★2
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
I'm laughing too. I bet weed enjoy the s... ★1
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
I like your meth od of making puns.
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
First person to smoke meth on a plan, he...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
In this context, it's a postpostition.
Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-05
Haha. Green shirt is so content.
Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30
An A+ in that test? ★1
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26
This comic is a display of irony, you se... ★1
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26
Homosexual!
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25
I'm glad you posted a follow up. I would... ★3
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25
Refrigerator ★3
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23
Ahahaha. It's funny because it's ironic....
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20
It would also appear that doing this and... ★4
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20
So I just discovered an amusing little q... ★3
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-18
I forgive you.
Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18
You mean Alt + Left arrow
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
I just want to make one more comment so ...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
What's an aestheist?
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
It seems the boss was having a stroke th...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
The whole thing is a very forced pun, bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
What, you don't say "have a come to Jesu... ★4
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16
The flames allow him to strum faster. ★1
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Pain itself is meaningless, therefore it...
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Does this mean... Depressing comic week!...
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09
This is 100% fact. ★1
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09
Ditto
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09
For Daddy detilly
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04
Great segue.
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04
° ◦° ★1
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04
Heh!
Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-02
Is that you, Pickle reeeeee?
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02
Wow, hello past me. You took me by surpr... ★2
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02
I really appreciate the disgusted facial...
Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-05-01
Spank me, detective
Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-05-01
I'm sure they're not totally stupid. The... ★2
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01
That genie is not a good man ★1
Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-01
Rob is a good man.
Comment to comic 4920 on 2018-05-01
Good week
Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29
Good man.
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28
Good man
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-23
Good man. ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
It had been ages until now
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
That's a crusty mattress. I bet it makes... ★15
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13
How about a rump roast? That shirt looks... ★1
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-13
Wrong!
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-11
Is that was "box"ing day is all about?
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10
With Johnson's record, the boss man real... ★3
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
The redesign is not terrible, but there ... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
Looks like they attempted a redesign, bu...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
Allow me to grammar Nazi your screen nam...
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03
First? ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03
It truly is quite a turn of events!
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-30
Communist! ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28
I can't like this comment. This site doe... ★5
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
Dayyyuuummmmm. They said nevar forget
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
Anyone else get that really really tall ...
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19
Also, gay... I guess... ★1
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19
Next week will be run week
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18
I get the he's not familiar with the Whe... ★5
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-17
Don't be a noob. Follow the RSS feed for...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13
Yes, light mixes differently than pigmen...
Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13
Yes, that joke sucked, but was the visua...
Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13
Awwwww, poop. That's some shitty timing....
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12
I like em easy
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07
Where muh stick figures?
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28
NEW COMMENT
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28
A penis is still a penis, but C&H doesn'... ★2
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28
Wrong comic. Go back one day. Do not pas... ★1
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-27
This is probably the least bad penis com...
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27
Well Shit! It Seems You Are Correct. ★2
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27
I Don't Have That Problem.
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27
Did you just assume someone's gender??? ... ★6
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26
Real and third
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26
"Do you have any idea what time it is?" ... ★7
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25
Imagine if C&H emailed you whenever some... ★6
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24
Same reason I hate myself and play with ... ★4
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20
How do you own disorder???
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-20
Lucky schmuck. And here I am trying to p...
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20
Also blue shirt said what we were all th... ★5
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20
Fuck you, time travelers ★5
Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20
First
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-19
This is a good trick. I know from experi...
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-19
Shoulda kept your pants on Mr. Bob
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17
Did someone say Fuck Off Man ??!
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14
No dicks. Disappointed. ★2
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13
How did Rob even think of this? Consider... ★13
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13
Blue shirt and I shared the exact same f...
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11
beewwwwwwwwwbbbzzzz
Comment to comic 4849 on 2018-02-11
FINALLY! Some C&H bewbz!
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
http://explosm.net/rcg/pgvqkgeho
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
It's not really eating out per se.
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
You're just a copy of a copy of a copy
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07
No shit, Sherlock.
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05
Booooooo terrible human booooooo ★1
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05
I'm drunk and this is funny
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30
You do know that a well is not the same ... ★2
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-28
Green shirt, obviously.
Comment to comic 2093 on 2018-01-27
I concur.
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24
You can't make a cents. You can only mak...
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24
SO bad. So bad... That's it's... Good.
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-21
The dyslexia is strong with this one ★3
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Also, "evil guy"? Did you just assume th...
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Including the one in your avatar.
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
What if I told you that all of Kris' cha... ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Gotta be fancy when you fancy a murder ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19
Bloody 'ell!! I mean, Bloody Thomas! Tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16
Time travel wallet
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16
No one ever leaves. ★1
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16
Dave is on a roll lately. Another gold o...
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12
Wrong comic. Go straight to yesterday. D...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08
Gay ...is what I'd say if you were actua...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
Irony
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-07
Nah, magic ★1
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06
Dave, I'm impressed. This is my favorite...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06
GAY.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2018-01-05
Last
Comment to comic 4661 on 2018-01-05
Last
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-01-05
Hello future people including future me ★2
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-05
First
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-05
First
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-05
Hello from yesterday
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
Not Clorox because the bleach in the com...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
Not a method; a function.
Comment to comic 4816 on 2017-12-31
Nah, that's all lies propaganda that the... ★1
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30
Indeed.
Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-29
THANKS AJIT PAI
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-24
Butt but
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-24
Remember when C&H wasn't filed with awkw...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
You're a copy of JustThatGuy
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
I can't understand your my username
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
Your "gonna die next"
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
Welcome black!
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
You know who else is enlightened...? MY ...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19
How is babby formed? ★1
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19
Zombabies ★1
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-17
First!
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
Also first and second. ★1
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
Am I having deja vu?
Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13
I enjoy that you enjoy his enjoyment of ...
Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13
That better be one seriously premium THO...
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
Fourside
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12
Threed
Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10
Yeah, President Oh, how did you miss it?...
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09
Haters gon' hate. Satan's gon' sate.
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09
Hate babies to what?? ★3
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09
Yes.
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-01
Also, Gay!
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-01
HAH. Had a good hearty laugh at this one...
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-11-29
WHAT TIME IS IT?! ★5
Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29
Holy shit, a shit hole! ★4
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-24
Don't be sorry. ★1
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-24
Hah. ★1
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19
FALSE. I'm already a murderer, so killin... ★5
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15
So God allows his creations to suffer an... ★1
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-14
Now she will get raped instead.
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09
Hah.
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28
First
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11
WOW MEME SO DEAD
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11
Zing!
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08
Nice South Park ripoff. ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04
I think we all knew a kid like that. And... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
Nah. ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
The show must go on!!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03
You're stupid ★1
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02
What about corn?
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02
Jews did 9/11.
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27
No butts today. Disappointing.
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26
Anything to draw a butt.
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26
Anything to draw a butt, eh?
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
I don't believe you truly are a human be...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Shut up
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Sounds like a good club. Glad I imagined...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16
New fetish ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
Nope, it's best you know... http://files... ★2
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
D'awwww, Cyanide & Happiness !! Rawr X3
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
First
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
"Well you're still gonna have to pay for... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Why do you gotta suck?
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
And being rejected
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
Jim is a good man. Keeping his head high...
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
I'm alright without your grammar advice.... ★2
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Thanks for the recap.
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
Too bad it's not very comical. ★1
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01
MAKE C&H GREAT AGAIN!
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
Ecstasy can also cause major horniness a...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
Poor Jim. I really feel for him, ya know...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
Damn, I'm glad I waited for that!
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29
Gay gay ★2
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29
^ Shittalking asshole HEY, FUCK YOU, COM...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2017-08-25
This is quite deep. ★3
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
ねえ！ 矛盾した月の言葉は私のものです。 馬鹿げた言葉は私のものです。
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Stop sniffing cocaine. Put it up your as... ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Can't favorite. I have raging hardons wh...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
You can't touch music, but a priest can ...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Wow such dead meme. Very 2012 ★2
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Guess I'm gay ★2
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15
by choice
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15
Forever alone
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-09
Good damn, I don't have trumpophobia, bu...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Uhhhhmmmmmmmmmwathappened to my internet...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
Ahhhh, my trypophobia!
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-05
This is one of the greatest comics of al...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-02
Happy birthday, Kris! To celebrate, this... ★4
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-02
I beg to differ...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
What an unfortunate name. Dick's parents... ★2
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
You have to have a needle dick to do so
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-08-01
I see it's the opposite to this: http://...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01
Zing
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
I like how he got paler in the third fra...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Haha the cop is fat
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Did he changed it already? Or does ctekl...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
He doesn't not love himself... or maybe ...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22
Oh shit look who got a fresh new badge t... ★1
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22
You're so gay
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
I think giving me a badge would improve ... ★5
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Hah.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
I laughed even though the their frame wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Blow it out yer ass!
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
I'm too drunk to understand this shit, b...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
What did I do in my life to deserve this...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27
This is gradually becoming trypophobia c... ★4
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
First and gay
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21
I'm a recurring character!
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17
An elephant, a horse, and a velociraptor...
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10
Heh.
Comment to comic 2257 on 2017-06-07
You brought me here
Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06
Why is that milk so lactose intolerant t...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
Yeah, fidget spinners aren't realxing at...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30
How many times will an animated dick be ...
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
Nice hat ★1
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
It's a not joke. Very nice!
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
.....not!
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29
First!
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27
I appreciated that shtick quite a lot.
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23
It will not. But I'll get a bagde for in...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
I'm drunk and this comic is a good man.
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
This comic is a good man.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02
I see no train(s).
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Yeah, it's titled Cheat Yourself to Dear... ★4
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Your pun is bad and you should feel bad....
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Dat sass doe
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Do you hate them?
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24
Why do you subject your kids to such tor...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
The gift a life: with a 100% success rat...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21
Now if only the grammar police would sho... ★4
Comment to comic 3954 on 2017-04-19
This is still one of my favorite C&H com... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19
You wrote, "Hello ?ssholl". You need to ... ★4
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14
To keep up with incest week, I'm going t...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
*Covered in tears.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
Wow, I think he's gross too. Nasty.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
It's an improper reaction to an improper... ★1
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
VERY 2013. ★1
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
Beautiful middle ground.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07
It's also funny because the fraction can... ★3
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-04
My prediction almost right.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Way to give us ebola.
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03
Tomorrow, a red shirt will rub the lamp ... ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
Honestly, that site form had me far more...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29
K. Looking forward to it
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Same. Well, maybe not any amount... Mayb...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Hm...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Well that escalated in a rather quick ma...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
I have the suds. ★1
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
Same. ★1
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21
Thank you for sharing, but no.
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21
I find it fascinating that every time th...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15
She's... hot. ★4
Comment to comic 2484 on 2017-03-13
Whoa time travel
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13
According to Linkin Park, no. ★6
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-11
Fruit week is amazing. ★1
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11
I liked this. ★3
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Last!
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
arewedoinitrite?
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
amidoinitrite?
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Nice
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Nice
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
I'm stupid, so it still got me despite a... ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
They do if the apple was previously a pe...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
Nice Dreamstime watermark, btw. ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
I wonder how much analytics data and tes... ★3
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08
With all the usual nonsense in the comme... ★7
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07
Inb4 someone becomes Homicidal Pineapple... ★3
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06
Me too. And his comics. ★3
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I can't cum up with a better pun for wha...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28
False. You cannot create energy.
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28
Mehhhhh, why would he want to make less ...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28
Why not? Pussy.
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27
Okay
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
I just reazlied its called shitposting b... ★3
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
God damn Olds McFart
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26
This wasn't a depressing comic.
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
Why does anyone comet suicide? ☄ ★3
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21
No, you're not allowed.
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20
Should have asked Google Assistant inste...
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
His face reminds me of my face. ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Hey shitposting is my job
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Wow, didn't think of it this way until y... ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
Someone should kill your English teacher... ★2
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-18
Tragic irony or ironic tragedy?
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-18
Only some? Damn it.
Comment to comic 2416 on 2017-02-18
Hah.
Comment to comic 2414 on 2017-02-18
Damn no sides. Boring restaurant
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
Well as long as we're being grammar Nazi...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
"I've got a pain in my back. Can you tak...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
New phone, who dis?
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15
hEy all! My mom's dog made $35,000,0000,...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15
I'm on the top of the bottom! The best o...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15
This has 4 stars, but I'm still too lazy...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
Hmmmm. I wanted to like this joke, but t...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
Bu da psssst.... Is that a drum set tryi...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
HahahahhaHahahahahahhhshahahahahahahahah...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
Favorited because everyone else favorite...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
I really thought this comic was gonna go...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12
Is it Depressing Comic Week again alread...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
I just wanted some attention.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-11
Poor fatty. Now he's gonna starve.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-11
I can help it. G444444YYYY!!!! Not jk. ★4
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
Yes, but in the end a poor count's decis...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
That was a shit pun. This is the worst C...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
And thus C&H's Motivational Comic Week c...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07
That's one rad dude...
Comment to comic 1163 on 2017-02-06
He's really digging a tunnel right into ...
Comment to comic 1159 on 2017-02-06
That's a really tiny cow. More like a ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06
I think this is the most fucked up C&H c...
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
It's ironic because you thought he was g...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03
In after.
Comment to comic 4366 on 2017-02-03
Til the very next day
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-02-01
Yo dog, this is Snoop
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-01
First!
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-01
Unrated director's cut: http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-01
How that comic was made: http://explosm....
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-01
I hate you.
Comment to comic 2576 on 2017-02-01
I assume you're colorblind ★3
Comment to comic 2576 on 2017-02-01
Would like to know also. C'mon, tell us!... ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01
Officer Prick, reporting for duty.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
He's staring at green shirt.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31
You soiled it, Walt. SOILED IT. SOILED I... ★3
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
Fifth from bottom!!! I'd like to thank a...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30
Your friend is right. ★4
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28
I think Kris just wanted to see how many...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28
Gay!
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27
Kill chip before it can suck eggs!!
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27
I, for one, enjoyed the gross imagery. F... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27
Same here! What's your tag say? Mine say...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25
Who are you? ★2
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
Who are you?
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
To clarify: the joke is ironic (and awkw...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
You better be sorry... because you didn'... ★1
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25
Yeah, definitely. I would recognize if t...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22
I flagged this comment for irony. ★4
Comment to comic 1274 on 2017-01-20
Oh damn, is that how it's done...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20
poopsicles
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18
Collectively, the back of orange and gre...
Comment to comic 773 on 2017-01-16
How was this posted in 2007, yet the sig... ★2
Comment to comic 1350 on 2017-01-16
Unfortunately for him, nobody. ★1
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-15
I agree
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15
I like how he even painted the inside of...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
That's how you not do it.
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10
Gay. ★1
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Let's not forget salvia and Shrek.
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Proud of you
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
Good pun
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10
GOT ERRRRRRR
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09
It explains nothing. ★6
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-03
TRIGGEREDDDDD
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
I live in Florida and can confirm the ac... ★2
Comment to comic 4505 on 2016-12-31
Welcome back
Comment to comic 4505 on 2016-12-31
Cool
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
Silence... It's a silent killer.
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
私は、筋肉の記憶によってその頭字語を打ち切り、脱調する必要があります。
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26
C&D: Now 90% jokes about penises
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
Oh, you guyzz
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
I don't usually care for dead baby jokes... ★5
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
Man, these puns are the warts! ★1
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18
False. Nutella always tastes good. ★1
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17
Hah.
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14
okay
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13
Were you an easy swallow tablet?
Comment to comic 71 on 2016-12-13
Eleven-year-olds should not be reading C... ★3
Comment to comic 835 on 2016-12-10
I just realized that C&H has favorites..... ★3
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10
Green shirt has quite a round fist.
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09
I have nothing of substance to say, but ... ★3
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07
It ain't gonna suck itself.
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06
Shoulda duh dah kickstartar sauce
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
Thought this was gonna be depressing com...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
Nah fam
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
I like how his shirt seemingly disintegr...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
That's not sad.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
OH SHIT SON. C AND H FUXKKIN RECYCLING J...
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
And she's a necrophiliac, so that's why ... ★6
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29
She dotted the "I" with a heart though..... ★2
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27
Slayed.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26
Children are a terrible investment of mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
I applaud this political correctness.
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
Are those French fries??? This is a very... ★6
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
Let me be the third: AAAIIIIIYYYYYYYJJJJ... ★2
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19
Rob is a jerkjob
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Yes. That's a rock fact!
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Dewitt. Dewott. Wott dew... Wot dew you ... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
Dewitt lied!! :O
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16
You lied!! :O
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14
dat liver disease yo
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12
It's always best to hit the ground runni...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11
Look fun! I hope I one day will not be a... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09
Hump day, Trump day ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
I'm with Trillery.
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
much
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
whom
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
a buncha gross, smelly, unattractive
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
having sex with
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
testing italics...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
F) All of the above
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06
Straight
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
I give this pun a C- for effort. Boxes a...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05
This is the comment I've chosen to crown...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04
That's exactly how I got all my six wive...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02
Turd
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02
I prefer 500 in the poon.
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31
We get it, you rape
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29
Heh. I pleasently enjoy a fine comedy jo...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28
10k is a deal where I come from
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25
C&H is slowly but surely becoming my "go...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-24
Someone out there will be triggered and ...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23
Well....
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19
Ayyy, that's called the "blow my balls" ...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
Love me some of them carbon monoxides.
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16
Eat a man's fish and hell punch you in t...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Much like my dick
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12
Swing and a miss
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
Yeah, apples are a source of cyanide... ...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11
:OOO U SUM SORT OF SYKIQ OR WAT???
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
Slowly, but swiftly.
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!11
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
うんち！
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
I'm blue, da ba cheese da ba die
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08
I had a good comment, but then I couldn'... ★3
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05
すごいです。スーパー ＺＩＮＧＥＲ！！ /╲╏•̀•̀۝•́•́╏╱
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04
それはここに置くための巧妙なコメントがあまりにも多くの仕事の考え方です
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02
Well... I did Nazi that one coming! ...b...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
Hey that looks like me ★1
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28
Walp I officially dun get it. ここでは、代わりにい...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27
I'm more of a counter cockwise guy mysel... ★2
Comment to comic 3335 on 2016-09-26
goteeeemmm
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
It's a Product Safety Engineering Societ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
It's not your sense of humor; it's your ... ★1
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25
Woah.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
Oh c and h, u so silleh
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23
Award for most creative punny comment.
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
The perfect crime! ★1
Comment to comic 3074 on 2016-09-17
butts
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
Gay!
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16
The new iPhone 10X... now PAPER THIN!
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Heh. Quality chuckle. Heh.
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
No feet, no dick. Poop.
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
Does anyone else find it really difficul...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
I actually lol'd
Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-02
It's all fun and games until someone mak... ★3
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-18
This is my favorite C&H comic ever
Comment to comic 4267 on 2016-04-11
Bad Grandpa deleted scene