comments by User #74967

User #74967 (Thanks for the dick sucking ;))
1990 comments (2016-03-18 – 2018-12-18) to 292 comics
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Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18
Your brother died from blunt force traum...
Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18
Afismouth, the new sex craze of fiting e...
Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18
Only cunts update their pfp for Chrismas...
Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18
Moron, he meant rape him with the words....
Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10
I ment so say her, sorry for my failure....
Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09
What happened to him?
Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09
A cheese filled French delicacy. ★2
Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09
So your favourite is Cropsy? Maybe only ...
Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09
Speaking of naughty, I abandoned this we...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-06-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9Wg... ★2
Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20
Don't ask for what you cannot have.
Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20
Up to criticizing your shitty grammar.
Comment to comic 4949 on 2018-06-08
Reminds me of a poem by Mark Twain, The ... ★1
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25
This is why we need to see how many peop... ★1
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25
Police has committed a thought-crime. ★2
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-23
I wanna rock! ★1
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-22
I'm glad real pants don't work how they ... ★1
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-22
It's not? No wonder I'm a worthless piec...
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-22
Mr.Johnson has condition. I knew that bi... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-05-22
Wire cutter, cheese grater, shit stain, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-05-22
After I leaked it.
Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21
Holy shit, their water is contaminated!
Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21
He would die instantly. My theory is bul...
Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21
Don't punch to hard or he'll literally m...
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20
Do you wanna watch my lame ass come-back...
Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07
Tell, ya what. I'll become an Ultra Mega... ★2
Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07
****
Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07
Speaking of torture, my social retardati...
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
Looks like a Rick and Morty season two e...
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
2052 after the last rich fucktard hiding...
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
And one too many duel santahatheads.
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
Dude, you were the worst offender. ★2
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02
Contrary to popular belief, genies have ...
Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01
The thing is it needs to be funny. http:...
Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01
http://explosm.net/rcg/rgzsrcqyi ★1
Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01
Recent happenings. ★1
Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29
One last thing to say into the pool of b...
Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29
At this point the comments section is ba...
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25
W Now give me my wumbo.
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24
Hey "KillFaggots" at least he didn't mak... ★4
Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24
Did they finally get that asshole IP ban...
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
I want to rip this bitches eyes out thro... ★3
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
He'll probably be back soon, but for now... ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
Delinquent days are here again.
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
Oh fuck me, that retard is at it again. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
Bucket list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
Comment to comic 4912 on 2018-04-23
5575 Comments I somehow was absent when ... ★1
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23
If the Victim looks at the circle, he lo... ★3
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22
Well the store-bought bullshit, biscuits... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22
No, I'd say it's built on a type of brea... ★2
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
Cock Tickler Enjoying Kids Luxurious Irr... ★4
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
That seems a little extreme. Maybe vasec... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
¿Que es "minitick"? ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBfgQvM7... ★2
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
You think that's bad, try taking sexual ... ★3
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-21
I realized this can be taken as telling ... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
I prefer cryptocurrency, so a lot of min... ★5
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20
Facts probably don't exist. I hate it wh... ★1
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16
The Zimbabweans had it so bad, doctors a... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16
So the pants and underwear are stored wi... ★6
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
A female getting caught for killing in t... ★1
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
Yeah! Jim's a misogynist for assuming a ...
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
Sorry to make a shitpost, but this remin... ★2
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
Mondays! ★2
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-16
I would not like to see a man with hands... ★2
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-15
It appears thou hast forgotten the diffe...
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-15
Welcome to the club. ★2
Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-15
What a jagoff. ★2
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-15
Roasts are generally funny, but I guess ... ★2
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
Jimmy boy, no need. I leave without warn... ★2
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
That's how I looked until Christmas of 2... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
Neither boxes or vaginas have doorbells.... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
I bet you'd be sterile in seconds. ★2
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11
I think murder is the worst one on one c... ★2
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-11
Sorry to offend, unless that was a joke.... ★1
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11
Why is he still working there? I would'v... ★4
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
963 Comments? Those fucking degenerates ...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
I don't like the have to get used to asp... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-04-10
Mine now. ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
If you comment, please make it relevant....
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
Probably not. because a hacker would hav...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
The comment section looks weird with it ...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
If it were hacked it would be obvious.
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
The website just changed. I prefer the o... ★4
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
If gay is a negative number this is stil...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
Samantha
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
Aiya! He won't be for very much longer! ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
May I step in. How is it racist to ask q... ★1
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09
How is he talking?
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Holy fuck-balls. I hope this will be gon... ★2
Comment to comic 4753 on 2018-04-08
Welcome to the club, we have 7.5 billion...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Let's hope.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
There will be a meeting at comic 0, abou...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
The "mystery" has been solved for a long... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
I think it's a new fucker.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Nah, It'll take a few days.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Derek will though.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
My suggestion is, we ignore the "hacker"... ★3
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
this reminds me of something I saw on TV...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
No, I am not the hacker, but I know how ...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
Hey there, I'm the faggot they call two ... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
IP ban the bitch, please, if you can.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
There would be a glowing box, were it Kr...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
That's not how it works. Try passively t... ★1
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
That makes sense, seeing as it was the o... ★3
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
If you do bullshit, I'll call you out on...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
I don't hate you, or anyone, but I do di...
Comment to comic 3470 on 2018-04-08
The correct answer is death.
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-04-08
Why does everybody think this is the fir... ★12
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-04-08
Why don't you reach way deep up into you...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
I don't approve of terrible shitposters,...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
A shitposter always thinks they aren't a...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
"I apologized for the comments on last c... ★3
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
2016.03.18
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
If they ask, I agree, but if they don't ... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-08
Because the hat made his head also big f...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
If you want a badge, don't be a shitpost... ★2
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
They always tell me "Ha-ha, oh my god yo... ★4
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
Yes, who's not to say they'll forget unt...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
We ran out of hat puns? Well, I guess th...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
a? A? fucking A!? More like 12. ★3
Comment to comic 4701 on 2018-04-07
Yeah, like how you are retarded at sarca...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2018-04-07
How is this physically possible. My IQ m...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2018-04-07
You sure do argue with yourself a lot.
Comment to comic 4418 on 2018-04-07
You are a fucking idiot.
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
I feel like we are a community of weirdo... ★3
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
You referred to me as, "the shittiest of... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06
Thanks bollocks; I'll try that. ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06
Sorry I guess you could call me an ass-h... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06
And here I was thinking, that you didn't... ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06
Because the hat made his head to big for... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
I don't mean to gloat, but Puma, Brothrb... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
Yes, that's not what it's called but mos...
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06
Hey, at least you don't have a dent in y... ★4
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-04-06
"If" thrice? I'm fucking retarded durdur...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
If god were real, I would rather be in h... ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
Better than most alternatives. ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
Most flat-Earthers don't believe there i... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
You do realized there is not 100% proof ... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
You get nothing! Good day sir! ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
Nah just kidding I like my badge. ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
Be careful what you ask for. ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04
Nah man, I'm a lazy shit for not changin...
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04
While we seem n-word happy why not parod... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04
My keyboard is a little shit.
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03
What I've gotten from this is, if it won... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03
Why not all three? Thrice he fun. ★2
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02
I was being petty, but she didn't see it... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-04-01
I refute this claim despite my tardiness...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-04-01
What a bunch of dick sprockets, You all ...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
They still have wholesome adds though.
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
Jesus entered the temple courts and drov... ★6
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
It was boiled, I would like to add.
Comment to comic 438 on 2018-04-01
He's fucking illiterate, apparently.
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
Some require surgery.
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
Wasn't god the first lord, if the bible ...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
I had an egg fall on my sister.
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
I'm 99.9% sure that that man's ones, and... ★1
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
Antisocial : fucking lunatic. Asocial : ... ★1
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
They have no life. ★2
Comment to comic 4894 on 2018-04-01
Aiya! You forgot the comma. ★1
Comment to comic 3138 on 2018-03-31
fucking pandas, always ruining my gay se... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31
People board the ISS are currently falli... ★3
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31
You'd be dead, seeing as the didn't crea... ★1
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31
The reason a penis is in strait porn for... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
I Know true happiness.. PFFT I fucking s... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
It's called reverse psychology, they gav... ★3
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
I won a badge for sucking dick, cum one ... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
I fucking admitted defeat, and then succ... ★2
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
I also heard most geniuses often doubt t... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
You guys actually read the comments, I t... ★3
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
Well kids I guess it's true, sucking doe... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
I'm sorry, but I only take candy from va... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30
They might as well include me, and state... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28
Wow, I'm a fucking idiot. ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-28
Sounds like a good time to me, except th...
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
My jocular pursuits often make people th...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28
Have you ever found a shirt with a note ... ★1
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28
It's a double win, no responsibility, al... ★2
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
Penis, meaning banana, and vagina meanin... ★11
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
Who is Surely, or Sherly, or however the... ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
I don't see why the externals have nothi...
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
I want to stick my penis in her vagina, ... ★6
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28
I don't that's like putting a CD in a re... ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27
We had to terminate him. ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
Then you probably wouldn't need it, and ... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
I think public school should be an optio... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
I prefer pure maths myself,, but I wish ... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27
Ok try teaching someone that got indoctr... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
I don't see why though. People seem to t... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
Fed to the news, you hear the ground rum... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
How can one forget an event that one was... ★1
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26
Or to a married man you could say, Are y... ★3
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25
Or, are you JFK, because I hope you're r... ★2
Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25
Hey baby are you my dick? Because I woul... ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25
Your guy's words hit deep. Why don't you... ★2
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25
Freud, is that you?
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25
Johnson's a real nutter. ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
If there is country that isn't a scummy ... ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
Wow this world is so different from the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20
I see him when I open my freezer. ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18
I'm glad that shitlord User #74967 final... ★2
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-03-18
Sotty I've been gone forever but I think...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-03-18
The final step for securing bottom is va... ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27
Why do I have cubical ads? are you spyin...
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18
Jesus fuck, has this place turned into t...
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18
Why doesn't he back up immediately?
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-28
When you get full-blown dipshit you'll k... ★1
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28
Wow, a photograph in the news paper of w...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-16
I'm kind of glad you exist, because you ... ★1
Comment to comic 4826 on 2018-01-14
You violated that multiple times.
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-08
Nothing is as easy as it's made out to b... ★1
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08
~3 months off.
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08
But your glorious holes never will.
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
Jesus' severed foreskin! Your mouths are...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNi48f5...
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-07
It is not.
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-07
Deal, fucko!... wait how can we tell whe... ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
That sounds like a shitty situation, to ... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
Yo mamas so stupid, nine months after sh... ★2
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...
Comment to comic 1490 on 2018-01-06
but pansexuals have the finest selection...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06
Keep in mind a majority of commenters ar... ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05
Yes.
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02
And I'm even sorrier for leaking it earl...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
Either that or 2009.
Comment to comic 391 on 2018-01-02
98 favourites
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02
The point was to get you pissed, sorry m... ★1
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
If you aren't particularly fond of comic... ★3
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
Who says that's how it works in C&H, als...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02
Damn, seven off.
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02
Neither humans nor horses have dick bone...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02
But it lost something vital, something i... ★3
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02
It happened in 2012, and no it was from ... ★1
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01
If there is consent, (which I don't thin... ★2
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01
Don't do oral.
Comment to comic 15 on 2018-01-01
You wanna bet, bitch. ★1
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01
It depends on the drugs; and for the lov...
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01
Put on two hats.
Comment to comic 4814 on 2018-01-01
Not only can you not fuck a year, at lea...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
It would be a new one, and I did not kno...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31
No, this is not a shitty pick-up line si...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30
Make your profile picture a silhouette, ...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30
I agree with that, the first part.
Comment to comic 3460 on 2017-12-29
You can shove that right up your ass. ★6
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27
I wonder where Matt went, I think I foun...
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27
That was deep .
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27
http://explosm.net/rcg/iqncerjrt
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27
How is that elf pissing through his clot...
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27
That's why all of the rowdy kids were so...
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25
Nut in my butt.
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25
Cashier: "Is that sexual harassment!?"
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25
His moth looks like a sideways, dilated ...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-24
Not every.
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
About the cost of a pocket-watch.
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
I hope you enjoyed the break, mine was 5...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
What about my "gonna die next"?
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
Is this encoded English, another languag...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
I prefer the giant gay orgies, but to ea...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24
IS THAT A SNOWFLAKE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
To get out the wrinkles.
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
My mom is so scattered, you're breathing... ★1
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23
Neither can I, my mom is dead. ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Waiting for the next comment, Self -refe...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-12-22
I own this place, fuckers! ★2
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Emotional damage! That's two law suits o...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
No, I get it, it's the hokey pokey. You ...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I ca...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
They are more rare.
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Wouldn't it be cut seeing as it would be...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
I wouldn't... I'm actively not actually....
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
What does it do? Did I use it incorrectl... ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
+300 -26 +42 -I wanted to see how this l... ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Impersonating my I'n™ with a cheap rip o...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
I can't even tell what that's a cover of...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Why did you put the signs after the numb... ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
Often times a critic can't can't create ...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
That's what I'n wondering. So why don't ...
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22
What a very strong butterfly, and resist...
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20
I hope he does, that's why I have my pan...
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20
Eww! there's no shit! d`Does he never ea...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-20
That's why I have a bulk supply of pacif...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-19
I think it's the arms not melting.
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-19
lern 2 inglish man
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-19
With dangly bit's and more holes.
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-19
I believe that is has shoulder in in the...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-19
Hypocrite!
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
They can decide how quick the internet i...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
It already happened, a few hours ago.
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
I got a computer the fucking day before!...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16
Only if my lord and savior tells me to. ...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
Half way.
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
with a little dog meat on the side. ★2
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13
Like my death. I rose from the grave wit...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
I just looked trough all of the comics I...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17
Guess who's back.! Here's a hint: It's n...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27
My fucking hat, bitch.
Comment to comic 3885 on 2017-09-24
Semen.
Comment to comic 4472 on 2017-09-24
Seminal fluid!
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
I is a good boy, so fuck me! I deserve i...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
"Nope.
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
Looks more like something Hilary and com...
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24
No, he just likes to smell the roses, bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23
not so many you can only have a finite a...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
There! Goes! ATHENS!!! ★1
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
He's an air-craft, and air-crafts are no... ★1
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Um, wasn't this exact comment chain here...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23
Incorrect.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23
I meant grammatical. Mathematical is all...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23
Nope.
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
III, IIl, IlI, Ill, lII, lIl, llI, or ll... ★1
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
One time I fought off a group of horny w...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
No. it's the plerpu shmiterd i stubr.
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
But if it kills you, you get the rest of... ★2
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23
Then why don't I have to use a microscop...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
To quote Noodle "User #74967's milkshake...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
You don't understand; we're it's "user b...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Mathematical or scientific intelligence ... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
You don't even fucking understand the sh... ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
What is this, the retarded Rick? You can... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
I mean this, fucko.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
Race this, fucko.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22
No, it's Thursday. and enough with that ...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Yeah, don't you just hate it when you ha... ★7
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Kinda like my di- oh never-mind It's alr...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
YOU'LL GET THEM ANYWAY! ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Yes, so is being raped, and being murder... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
God damn it, I meant to delete this befo...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20
Oh yeah? Well, today this kid asked me f...
Comment to comic 3509 on 2017-09-20
I'm ok with gay people, I'm bi actually....
Comment to comic 3509 on 2017-09-20
No fag, front butts.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Only silent porn in mute club.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
I swear that if you do that again, I wil... ★1
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
I don't have a response.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-19
DEEP SUCCULENT MOIST HOLE FILLED TO THE ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-19
Did you say salad? You know what that re... ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Nope, gay as usual.
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Be weary of Mary Carry, if you ever go t...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
The CBA (Child Blinders of America).
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Victims of the matrix.
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
No, you do not understand. He rapes peop...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
Wow, you are picky. ★6
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19
What a good citizen.
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-19
It got eradicated, all of my hard work! ...
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to ... ★2
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
One fish to rule them all. ★2
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19
I understand declining, but why be such ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-09-17
It's all a waiting game, BitchBear. ★1
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
I can see the past, and I knew I should ...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
thumped
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
Twice.
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
Twice.
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17
Well it depends, can you piss out of you... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
I guess you could call it a not so shitt...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-15
Bitch! Did you really think for even a s...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Popular opinion: The most fuckable thing... ★3
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
I'm an illegal anal traveler by water. ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
What about the account number? Boom, bit... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Yar! Har! Fiddle dee dee! being a butt p... ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
The female ones are bi. ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Oh, that reminds me, I lost something re...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
No fucks were given. ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Rape me.
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Lieutenant Obvious said something not ob... ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
Get the fuck out of here.
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15
I think you're a 7.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-12
Why don't you suck a bulging chode? I fu... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
R.I.P. for the second time. ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
What's the difference between a dead bab... ★3
Comment to comic 3581 on 2017-09-12
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Shit, I meant "feels."
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Stupid usernames are also a clichè... Sh...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
I tried that once. Warning: soap is not ...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
I'm gonna put a baby in you, if you don'... ★3
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12
Blue shirt: Oh I see where you're going ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-12
*it'll God damn it, I'm such a fucktard....
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
We lost our freedom a long time before t... ★2
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
Human powered heating can't melt steel b...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
The party is always on at comment 0.
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
Want it? Bitch, I need it. ★3
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
Are they fucking idiots? just use beybla... ★1
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
R A P E M E ! ★3
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
Oh look it's that guy who stole my hat, ... ★7
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12
What a fangot. ★1
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-11
Thist
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-11
Gay!
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
The word they cannot bear to hear? what ...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
Either way I hope it's full of blood. ★4
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
Imma stuff your holes. ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
His father slit his wrists. How non-trau... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
God damnit Kris, I should have known you... ★2
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
I said likely, it starts for most men ov...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
You skipped over the end.
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
Maybe you don't belong to us, but we wil... ★2
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11
But he likely isn't even yet capable of ...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
It did, and it was one of the most terri...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
Very, but I didn't know what crabs eat. ★2
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
It feels to good.
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
Good luck avoiding Johnson's Johnson. ★2
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
Do people not realize how fucking ironic... ★1
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10
This is my favourite comic so far. ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
It was at this point my friend setting b...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
Sorry to pulling an Astrophysicist/lunar... ★3
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10
No time (that we know of), but cult lead... ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
No, he's gonna have to fuck his wife for...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
I would kill The Long Island Killer. It ... ★1
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
I have seen worse porno plots. ★2
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09
I saw that you put that hat on under you... ★3
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
I didn't think I killed it. What was it ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
dich i tri n i tri har!!! fukew ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
to, nullion, and the giant dumb-ass dare...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
Where did you get that link from, fucko?...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
DetectiveBabyCage, you mean Alt+F4
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08
Why not welcome him? Also, we are a dyin...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
But it's right under your space-suit.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
There are multiple wifeless Jims in the ...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
MY NAME! IS NOT! RIIIIIICK! ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
Well, this is a shitty link in the comme...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
It's racist the white peopled should hav...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
sad is He
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
STUPID ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06
just make it look like murder, and the t...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
[Beeeelch] Ugf man, excuse me! sorry, yo...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
In Mother Russia, mother fucks you. ★2
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
When Astro nuts in me.
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Hows about we just assassinate the great...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
**"Existenee is pain!" - Mr. Meeseeks.
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Put a Christmas hat under the suit so yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Another Dick Cutting War you say? Lord h...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
It or lt? ★1
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Yeah, but the sun is quite hot and we ha...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Remember when the bees were dying out, a...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06
Your dumbass tweets are the best.
Comment to comic 1329 on 2017-09-05
If anyone sees this, I forgot to delete ...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
MUCH TRY SUCH FAIL
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
Gay-sexual!
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
not necessarily, it could mean you like ...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
How would we even know how intelligent t...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
(Insert dog noise here)? ★2
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
Bi-sexual!
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05
Why wouldn't they, and how would you kno...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04
The dog had scientifically inaccurate la...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04
Here's a better way, (if they understood...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04
First!
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
How didn't I get that for so god-damned ...
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
Comedy is built in a similar manner to t...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
Most, but if you wish to join the elite,...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
(Nicholaidus is a lying bitch, I am the ...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
It's more than false.
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04
Poor Jim, he always gets the short end o... ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
Compared to you I'm like that little old...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
What? From the way you say that it sound...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
*cheicken ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04
****
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-03
Woo, finally. You non-timetravelers are ...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
I can't wait any fucking longer!
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
He said both.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Mine now, BitchBear. ★3
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Thanks for the flesh-light.
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-03
"David does the actual coding on the sit...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
I bet you $1000, Dragon pun here.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
I swear to Satan that If you do that aga...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Is it Nickelodeon slime? ★2
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
smoqueed.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
You're a shit, and you've only been gone...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
The line was busy, we all called it.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
It's Ctrl+Alt+Del, and what does this ha...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
lazy You fuck
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03
Munchausen syndrome, people with this di...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
I'm sorry that was plane wrong to ruin t... ★2
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
What, do you live in AntiZimbabwe, or so...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-02
You have gotten yourself into a battle t... ★1
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-09-02
Damn, it came out wrong.
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Fuck off! ... I'm sorry, it just makes m...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
No, the crime was not recognizing his vo...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
You guys do realize it's September first...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
I thought you were actually just banning...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Back, I'm bitches!
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
I'm never gonna suck another dick for a ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
So after years of searching I finally fi...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
It took me hours to think of that guys, ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02
Unorgininal comment,do not steal
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
I am.
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
Why nut ?
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
No, just four consecutive comics relatin...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
To be blunt "I don't see why just becaus... ★3
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01
gramer mutherfuker!
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
Tightforeskin.
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
I thought you were 16ish.
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30
I guess after he broke off ties with his...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
More like ∞ **Σ____1___=x** - **1=n** - ...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30
I've been patient for 2 minutes and noth...
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29
Get the hell out of here you shit-gobbli...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
Hello, gay, I'm bi. ★1
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
Me too, it's straining typing "gay" so m...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
That's the only way I could conceive of ...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28
What did she do wrong? Have a child with...
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
But 3x-1 is -3. ★2
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
Do you really think that, or did you jus...
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
The rock.
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
First™
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
Thank you Lord Satan in Hell for letting... ★1
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28
He returns the favour and nuts in them.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-26
Now I understand the anger.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
I'm fucking with you, which I'm sure you...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
Use pixlr.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
Assfight!
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
Unless you are really weird and close fr... ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
y u spek w/ da hard werdz
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
It was initially to bastardize the Ameri...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26
don't hate you. My suggestion is to ditc... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-26
Actually you are wrong. Is this your fir...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-26
They make you seem like a saint.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-25
I would, but then you wouldn't be pummel...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
wudda fuk is a profishinsee ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Do you realize not everybody has had eve...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
The gay bar.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
All of the shits are coming back.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
lunarLegion thought "friends" was referr... ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25
Why doesn't the seller sport one, it wou...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-25
We have new shit posters (it may be one ... ★9
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
So the English teacher punishes you afte...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
A name with an emoji in it. What has the...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Double nope!
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
And it's what the English teacher plays ...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
But keep sperm in a sperm bank so you ca...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
wel tha yers star cumin an the don sthap... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
There was a kid that liked to eat sand H... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
You're just a little to Fuctional200y.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-23
Not for long. It is mine and will be for... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-23
It wasn't. ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
There once was a man that went strollin'... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
It's sad to say that you are better than... ★3
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Plot used the sword of Amemnon to defeat...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
CHICKEN!
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Give me a "G!"
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Unclear antecedent killer.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
wel sumbudy ned to or it gonn fal! ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
That would be cool, but they have a lot ...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Do you mean parody Shakespeare in binary...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
He is cruel.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
You missed the giant celebration. They e...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
*Þe Back when they didn't have the lette...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23
Best. Ad-on. Ever. ★2
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
@Prince peanut this one has tits.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-23
I think I'm gonna stick to my normal com... ★1
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-23
I try in vain, maybe I should give up an...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-23
It wasn't his fault for all of that judg... ★1
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-23
We may be "cancerous," but when we find ...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-23
Aren't you the one that told everyone to...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
*comper
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Well, it would crash every time, but I'm...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Google chrome doesn't even work on this ...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
So many porn pfps.
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
They're codependent! ★1
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
last time I saw something this gay, Fran... ★2
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
User #74967: How do I get a badge? Robot... ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
That one person in my 5th period class. ...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Leader of the Grammatical Third Reich.
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
firefox.exe has stopped responding is a ...
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Put your abuse to good use, and help us ... ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
DEPORT THE AMERICANS ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
Because you are a dip-ass.
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
At least you don't flag your own comment... ★2
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23
There is a difference between hardware a... ★1
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
If you fail once try, try again... I mea...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Fact: at least 5 of these fucks aren't s...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Yeah, what is he, like mentaly dubm or s...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
*n tindid
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
They got the best of it.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
IT BURNS!!!
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I skipped to get to the line of totality...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
I solar few. ★1
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22
Even with a circular sunset?
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
fo da gammer motha fokerr duz u meens ly...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-21
These comments are getting funky looking... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-21
Sounds good to me. ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
The kind that have perpetual sex.
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Why the fuck don't I see that Christmas ...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
No, that's a lunar eclipse.
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Even if they reform, you would condemn t...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
That would be 0.
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
So it matters just as much as BrothrBear...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
So was the one from the pet store comic....
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
I want a refund. ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
BrothrBear, and Mrfrogman99 Just don't f...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
Look at your comments before last week, ...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21
How did he flip it with one hand?
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
Congradu-fucking-lations!
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
why do you like all of your comments?
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
I guess the bartender knew you were goin... ★2
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-21
I went to look up a binary translator be...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
That's why I do balance, it maximizes fu... ★2
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
Tell me what isn't.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Oh cool, were did you get that name from...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
Unscrew it put your hand on top and brea...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
My family is made out of edgy people. We...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
You're really harping on that relating t...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
I find it weird that I can't think of an...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20
Everybodies life sucks. My philosophy is... ★3
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
I did, they can be.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Frobo.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
I guess I'll have to delete my comment a...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Not Fact_Core and it needs to have a vag...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Yes, but he did not kill 300 children, h...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
But not the most how many people did he ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Then it's not just him. Context clues, p...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
You haven't been here for a while well, ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
It took me to long to get it, thank good...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
Two hops next time.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
What about Je0ma, Elder Fuck is my sugge...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20
A fucko; The worst of all the fucks, a p...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
If you're new here just waltz in like yo...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
I went back in the internet achieves to ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Emoji is an annoying gimmick to people w...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Racism is not bigotry, and it's bad for ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
I missed you too, let's fuck.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
The time you were gone, I was known to p...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
You try to say something funny and then ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Or do it like how they do in Charlottesv... ★4
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
It looks like we have a winner of the Sp... ★3
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
I always think of Albert Fish as being t...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
He's the new me. I was the new Dragon. I...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
He's been being kind of a fuck of late.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
It's thicker than his wall.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
How would you know, it's not like you're...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Here's mine. Apposing a person, or group...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Yeah, why do they always use the giant d...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
You have no nose.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
My problem is the non-moving head, mushr...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
This is one of the only websites my comp...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Fact_core and Gangrene laying in their p... ★5
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19
Is it gonna be a tall joke week. My comp... ★3
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I remember something like this but the o... ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Punctuate! ★2
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Fick, Fack, Fuck you; Quit spamming
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Put the Christmas hat on, you fuck.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Why not? And Hitler has a mustache.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
They asked for one. But I the great the ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I must have dropped of the map when you ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Also people complaining about complaints...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Damn the faggots, to hell with the the d...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I can't refind it though. ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Most of the people here now are alright....
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I 'member.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
T E L O. Your sentence did an English.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
To "all" of the commenters under me: We ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Looks like a flaggot swept through.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
The Kool Kids Klub doesn't tell their se... ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I should have known this was gonna fuck ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I'm not disagreeing with you; I think he...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
I want to ask trump to sign a copy of Me...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
"Eat "my long" Johnson ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Finally, a profile picture whose source ... ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Oh wait he punched a Nazi. Am I fucking ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
It's Barbaric, and it was clearly Englis...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Don't punch a Nazi unless you are talkin...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
Is it pornographic? I ask because I won'...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18
You better put a Christmas hat in. If yo...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16
The only black person to appear on a com...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Even if so, why can't they help themselv...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I lost my mom when I was 12. I assume lo...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Fuck you! Her friend committed suicide a... ★1
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Here's my tip. Don't fuck it up. college... ★1
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Same as last time; acquire a Christmas h...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Write "GRAMMER LOVER" on your forehead. ...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Why can't rapists and sex offenders be h...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
*succ And I did. I didn't leave that lon...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Why does almost everybody eventually lea...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I'm gonna stick a flag down that flaggot... ★3
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Why am I cursed with the random?
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I fucking did!
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
You're the same fuck that copied me aren...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Dat taking bear.
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I hate that glitch where they detect you...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
That's it you guys! I'm fucking leaving!...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
You mean Duracell, Hulk Hogan and Jimmit...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Use a PC you dirty fucking whipper snapp... ★2
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
This is progressive it passed the Bechde... ★1
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
I think you leaked your fetish. ★4
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16
Why does everybody say that stuff within...
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
Je0ma, the gigs up. Time to give Functio... ★1
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
*thind
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15
Penis for your twats?
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14
Then fuck off, spammer.
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-14
Anything in the third dimension can tear...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-14
BrothrBear Maybe using he is a little ar...
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-13
That wasn't funny, or insightful.
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-13
It's cyanide, morons.
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-13
The upload schedule is so fucked up.
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
That is actually proper grammar. If you ... ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-13
thims up id u cri ever tim
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Vice first if anything. ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Fooled ya. I thought nobody was gonna sa...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Wait, that's not a short.
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Oh, I get it because god is everywhere a...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Also if it were 2d photons would tear th...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
If you put all of any 3s thing in 2d spa...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
And myyyyy piss bottle!
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Do you not know how to play this game?
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Nothing to say, eh? Yeah, that can be an... ★2
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Sparky then promptly stuck his tongue in... ★4
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
I beg your pardon, I resemble that remar...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Never have I ever eaten meatloaf. ★1
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
But you have not ended the transmission....
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13
Reminds me of this short http://explosm....
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-13
No, I guess no one here knows MSI.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-12
Am I?
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-12
G!ay
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-12
my name. ★3
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-12
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-12
You would have gotten it if you were her...
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
The bass!
Comment to comic 2917 on 2017-08-12
Never seen a guy so...Obedient.
Comment to comic 2917 on 2017-08-12
Yeah! Go deep or go home.
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
Explosm diarrhea. ★4
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
INJECTED ★4
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
Technically not first. ★1
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12
My .
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Please tell me which one you are, and ha...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Also my mom has been dead for long enoug...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Nah, I forgive you. Just please stop, or... ★1
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
What's the difference?
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Yeah, the new comic... That's what you w...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
I'm not even mad at this one.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
I don't even know what rochambo is.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Is that a dog jerking off? What the fuck...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
I hate to be an ass, but it's like 5PM a...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Get your fancy ass hats outta here. I go...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12
Aren't you trolls trying to harm my rep?...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Hey you fuck face, I swear to god I'm go...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
By the way, he's the imposter, not I.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
No, but I did
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
The trick is doing both at the same time...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
You don't get the internet, do you?
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Drive to the police station and ask to u... ★2
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
People are often proud of stupid things.... ★3
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Yes and they have a butt baby named Jimm...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
I'm sure they hate you too, I'm only hal... ★4
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Middle click the profile picture. it wil...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Take me on!
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
It would look more like to 0's wrestling...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
Riddle me this mother fucker. What's my ...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
I'm bi, fucktard.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
You made it commit suicide after severe ...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09
That is a terrible survival strategy.
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Incorrect, I couldn't find it until I wa...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Why not both?
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
I talk to myself a lot actually.
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
That wasn't, me it was some asshat imper...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
When I changed my pfp I had to change my...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Bring a Christmas hat so you can role pl...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
A hacker is going around sullying my alr...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
C'mon man I know you don't know my passw...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
Hey asshole, I'm well esucated enough to...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09
What the fuck, I didn't say that. I've b...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
My comper can only do 180p, and no sound...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Yes. I fucked shit up again, let's hope ...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
How not?
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Why no caps lock? ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
It's also better than alcohol. ★1
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Weird, I'm re-watching House.
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08
Dave, is there something you're not tell...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
But his vice is Pence.
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
I thought you meant "My hand, and I am d...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
I think it would be mundane after being ...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
Grammar, mother fucker. ★1
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
But he does still have a giant mouth.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
Fine, I guess I'm in side then. ;) ★4
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-08
Weird; last time I tried deleting a time...
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-08
5 know the secret.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
Significant advancements in comment scie...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08
People are still commenting on comic 469...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
Maybe he only likes them for company.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
This is C&H, not your to-do list. ★11
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08
I'm the other side
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
I have, I just forgot most females had h...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
So it's just an odd coincidence then?
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
I get that problem a lot.
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
No, I can't find the image of the Christ...
Comment to comic 5678 on 2017-08-07
@Dragon pun here on comic 1234. It isn't...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
Is this a joke on the simplistic charact...
Comment to comic 3987 on 2017-08-07
There's been dumb asses since the beginn... ★1
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
I choose dare.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-07
Why not say it now and delete the other ...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
Stupid cry.
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-07
I hope that was a translation error; I'm...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
It's a male.
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-07
Everything is probably fucked up with ti...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
I promise I won't undo your do this time...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07
They are way fucked up.
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-07
I hope so, but It will be sad, because m...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-07
I just remembered I tried that at first,...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-08-07
Until my comper died, leaving me with a ...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-07
Actually I'm a dirty public whore. Hand ...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-07
Are you exited because you did the time ...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
On this comic actually.
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-06
What the fuck! Did you forgot me, asshol...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
You're a quick learner.
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
I'm a dick, sorry I made you delete your...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06
Correlation is not causation.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-05
I have.
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
If you understand how this works then le...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Let's just say I'm first a few more time...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
The first time I did this was a few mont...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
Welp, time for the comment apocalypse.
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
No, I'll be frustrated because my new co...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
You must have not been following closely... ★1
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05
That image disturbed me, I have been sep...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Why is your avatar bald, but the charact...
Comment to comic 3166 on 2017-08-04
Plot twist the hierarchy of Hitlers is f...
Comment to comic 3166 on 2017-08-04
Plot twist the hierarchy of Hitlers is f...
Comment to comic 3166 on 2017-08-04
Plot twist the hierarchy of Hitlers is f...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
I know you won't, but what if someone do...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
You're right, I considered it.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Why not speak this way The way you've to...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Hello 911 I want o report a person by th... ★8
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
I think trumps daughter gets the best pr...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Why would anybody wish to ask something.... ★1
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
I like hardcore... porn that is. moonspe...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Never have I wanted to fuck my computer ...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
You are a bad pun.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Let's play fuck the C&H.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
I do, mentally. you have nice nipples.
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
I don't want anyone to get the wrong imp... ★2
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Anyone at all. This will spread like wil...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Correct!
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
If you tell anyone when you find it I sw...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04
Happy today, Kris.
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02
My comper died, be back some time.
Comment to comic 1695 on 2017-08-01
um... 7?
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
It would be like throwing a tic-tac down...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
As do I.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
Some shit happened between me, nullion ,...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
I don't think a 400 comment shitfest abo...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01
Also speaking of houses, let's play fuck...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-08-01
His name his nothing to do with it. His ...
Comment to comic 3262 on 2017-07-31
I don't take kindly to those that do tak...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
Well, he is on a road.
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-31
I despise gimmicks, especially like this...
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-31
He was here first.
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-31
It would be hypocritical to tell you not...
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-31
We love the first, or highest, or smalle...
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-31
With a nuclear device.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
wy dont we just spell þings fanetikly in...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
Here's a thought.Fucking don't then. and... ★1
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
Did everybody decide to come back at the...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-07-31
I fucking love doing that.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-07-31
Good damn it, I missed this whole thing....
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
But why would he be standing? if he was ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
Vagina ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
Hey dumb ass it was intentional, and dum...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
that's an apt description.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
I'm going the opposite way.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
Man I always feel weird when people say ... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-31
It's not always to get in the first plac...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-07-31
886 Comments! What unholy shitstorm went... ★1
Comment to comic 340 on 2017-07-31
You don't know the meaning http://explos...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31
Astro, can I ride your spaceship? if you...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31
Fact:You mean like 90% of the things you...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31
Fact:Please just stop.
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31
Do you promise that you make no promises...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
Fact:Hampster balls gimmick is annoying.... ★1
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
You are the grammar Hitler.
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
Interesting, most of the time when newco...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
Light amplification by stimulated emissi...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
o mu ger u gerna kert r garmer agin
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
You could conclude that you read Dark Lo...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2017-07-30
Says the guy who forgot the comma.
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-07-30
apparently so much you misspell tardo.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-07-30
That you stole from me.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-07-30
I for one. It's not my favourite but it'...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-07-30
They can help too.
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-07-30
it's still doing this bull shit to this ...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-30
He said "I do know what I'm talking abou...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
Five comments and the comic has been up ...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
You could have just killed her... Oh, yo...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30
Incorrect; from her erect stance and not...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30
Yes, referring to nullion saying hot ass...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30
He is actually an AI that got all of its...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
My grandfather learned that the hard way...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
Damn, I only got a nub. ★1
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
MUCH PEDO MAN AFTR SON
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
He's probably just getting his lube.
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
Well maybe you shouldn't be leaving the ...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
Astro can you help me out? Because I thi...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
*Cumcunt
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29
You did it right then.
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28
Or green and blue had a teal butt baby ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Are you Nicholaidus the Great alt? becau...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Oh come on, I'm so thirsty, just a sip?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Sorry, I was just a little angry still w...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Agreed.
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28
Running is futile, it's miles and miles ...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28
The sand on that beach is the purest qua...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
"I await your replies", and you never re...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I came here only two months after you, b...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
You mean like you did to me?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Yes.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Actually I'm gonna try not posting all t...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I spend to much time here so I make a to...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
no, just assholeish and sarcastic, maybe...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I would gladly lick your applesauce.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I'm not gonna quit posting all the time,...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I don't "comment for the sake of posting...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Give it to me space-man!
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
The line is blury but I just was super p...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Yeah, but I was being a petty asshole.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
If stain said this I would have done the...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I never meant to deviate from that, like...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I don't really have a change of heart it...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I will be like how I was but not just do...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I have a code of ethics and Cteklite sho...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I think it will.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I didn't want to make the C&H comment se...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I'm sorry for being an asshole and makin...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
These are genuine concerns sorry for bei... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
And he could put it on his calendar or j...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Is the antidote stored in Astros semen? ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
MY keys letter are almost all gone.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
I do that a lot when I'm pissed.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
You two line-jerks? What does that mean,...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Pops on the pray thing and all the other...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
You fucking wish.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
we were just talking eventually I strawm...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Also I believe nullion does have quality...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I believe so too, but the point was that...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Address the large amount of comments? I'...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I don't think he would remember it that ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
How was I being hostile or having a big ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Only the runner up for most posts the la...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Yeah, I'm the almighty Shit-lord, lord o... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Wait, I have no clue what you were talki...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
And also 9 billion replies by me
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I mean when! Fuck me.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
That was great, what I'm talking about i...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Oh, you were saying if.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
nullion said clit, not asshole.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Evo-mptherfucking-;ution.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Nope only the ones I wan to reply to.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
How do you remember anything you do then... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Wait he said shit? I have to see this!
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
let's sort out the soon to be dead from ... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
fuck I was saying utter, god damn it.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I don't care about my rep after this, I'...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I fucking love it. I'm livid to rip thes...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Oh come on, is that the best you can do?...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Nice ad homonym there, fucko.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Let's talk some shit, this is gonna be f...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
It didn't work I only reply to comments ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Every fucking body is turning on me for ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Hey all you fuckballs saying shit about ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I like myself, maybe I'm a little biased...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
You little bitch, you think I'm afraid o... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Hey Natsuki Subaru anime isn't fucking r...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Don't worry, I always carry a big fuckin...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
What did I ever do to you?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Which is mainly water and carbon, and al...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I love how you complain about me when I ... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Also speaking of fellow assholes, lets p...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Well my family hasn't moved for generati...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
It's the buzz! ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
It's better to be openly Malicious than ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
What, you wanna suck my dick now, is tha...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
No it is inverted, but the one I'm talki...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
We need to go through a passage in the b...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I like the last one, the experience last...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
That's more of a disadvantage, it makes ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Both.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I was gonna write some witty comment, bu...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Thank you; Nicholas just turns into Jizz... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
They might be fit enough.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
No, but my body does make that emotion a...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
why would he turn though?
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Speaking of fat cops, let's play fuck th...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
You can eat my ass, the reply button isn... ★2
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Police are innately lazy in the C&H worl...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
No, he just wrapped it around his neck a...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Last week on Discovery Channel's "Most c...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I'm a bundle of water, carbon, and some ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I don't molest them, I help them explore... ★1
Comment to comic 385 on 2017-07-26
Or maybe when Kris started it on Deviant... ★2
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I've done my research most don't have ha...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
That's not a pentagram you need to flip ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
I have a graph I want to show you. http:...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Yeah, all those black people getting sho...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Shoot him in the spine so he can't use h...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Go to Peru, they will never find you the...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26
Or more so he would die, and not have to... ★2
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Some people would be well served by usin... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Lack of origionality pisses me on
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Curly girl changed her profile picture.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
This comment JACKS me off.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
~23.73%
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Like a typical American, he gets them co...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
So your brain goes into you brain stem w...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
alk is blue putting green on a cross, ha...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Don't worry, I always carry a big fuckin...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Fuck your big meaniness.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Don't you mean he wouldn't have zero int...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Show-off
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
They don't, but birds are actually dinos... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
actually it didn't ruin my day, I forgot...
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
nothing, good it doesn't work anymore
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
ok now what happens
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
almost there
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
well, lets see anyway
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
Oh wait I don't think this is a thing an...
Comment to comic 1745 on 2017-07-26
Me to 1colonelsanders
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Now ~23.38% because there are three more... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I made ~23.16% of the comments on this c... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Nein, wir müssen in Russland eindringen,...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Thanks, Captain copypants.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
That's a little hypocritical. ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I support my message. ★2
Comment to comic 3409 on 2017-07-26
15th dick in my ass.
Comment to comic 3408 on 2017-07-26
Wrong!
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
I do that to, that's great, and it sound...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Sorry I didn't mean to strawman you, and...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Nah.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
We never ever do that anyway. ★2
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26
Damn, I just got out my cross and nails
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-26
Heroine is a chemical dipbag.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-26
No, I should have said was.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
How do you know, it's not like you have ... ★3
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
This statement is not proven. Is it then... ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
A bullet ant crawled in my ear once, it ...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Wow, maybe it isn't that hard to ruin my...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Can you either leave, or not do this ple...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
It always was, take off your rose colour...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Just because you can't prove anything do...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
And ticks, cacti, and Bessie. Have you s...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I'm in it for Astro, sorry buddy.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Just give it a blow job, I'm sure it wil...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Yeah, is that tick gonna be ok, I'm at t...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
What if I don't want to, have you seen B...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Some have one, others 10, get used to it...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Jack shit, you are among good company.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Maybe they left out a few panels.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
All of your old friends are gone, except...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
just get a new attachment.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
*was ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
That was god level comedy right there, I...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Here's a "fact." You can't prove anythin...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
They introduced turkeys where I live a f...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Yeah, fuck those bloodsuckers.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Make stain's look like applesauce.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
It's pretty hard to ruin my day.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Hickorussmikeruseruptingdickacerus dock
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
http://explosm.net/rcg/fxbqnpbtw
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Lucky me then, I win. ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I bet there's a story behind this.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
PETA is PETA, so this makes sense unlike...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Excuse me, but can you stick your giant ...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
You show me your boobs and I'll show you...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
I prefer Lymon disease. ★1
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Vegans are vegans, not retards.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Speaking of wood and tick, let's play fu...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
As much tick as a tick tick could tock i...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25
Yeah man, suck that blood.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Jesus, that comment is longer than my mo...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Hey don't tell anyone, ssshhh. http://ex...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Yes, but intersect in this scenario.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
I hope so, you;re better than Pence, unl...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-25
I found it http://explosm.net/comics/373... ★2
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
http://explosm.net/rcg/okthatwasrandom
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
You just told us not to tell anybody, an...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Vegans are vegans, not herbal remedy peo...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Got a microscope?
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
He'll never get tired again because he'l...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Why don't you eat yourself. ★1
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Did you know there are less serial kille...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
Dude, if it rots you made it wrong.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
man da jus don mak N E sents
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
SHEPE IS A VERY BUTIFUL SHEPE.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
One, two.... That's all I got. What do I...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25
That statement is a little hypocritical....
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-07-24
@Profess good luck
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24
Sleep is for the weak. I would know I sl... ★5
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24
Let's hope for the last one. Who doesn't...
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-24
Yes you can, you are likely to die after...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
The only reward I need is Astro's gigant...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Yeah, I stopped trying that years ago.
Comment to comic 2420 on 2017-07-24
A blooper made it through. ★1
Comment to comic 1056 on 2017-07-24
I think one just tends to agree with one...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
I'm not saying I approve of this, but wh...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
oopsies, maybe a direct link to the imag... ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
He's not knocked out.
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Story of my life in a Christmas hat .......
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
I accidentally kicked myself in the face...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
They went to Mars. That Elon Musk is a d...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Then what do 'flesym etah I," and all th...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Yes, but not in a levitating dust cloud....
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
My brother lost his life to a grey cloud... ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Here's another one http://explosm.net/co...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Feet and arms look almost the same in Cy...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
I never actually heard anything about fi...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
You fucking ableist! Get the fuck out of...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg55...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-07-24
Let's do the time warp again! ★4
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-07-24
Question everything. ★2
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
I approve of your... face! Ha take that ...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
No, fuck me. At least give me something ...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Fuck you.
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Opinions are intangible, so no you can n... ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
An impossibly contorted flying body in a... ★1
Comment to comic 4392 on 2017-07-24
That's like saying why isn't it illegal ...
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24
Is this an unofficial depressing comic w...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
I've been gone for two fucking days and ...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Bye
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Dollies'N'Drinkies
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Have you seen my new badge?
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
Is it die? I hope it's die.
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
That would explain a lot about this guy....
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
That's hypocritical.
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24
I'm glad you will never use that again.
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Bippity Uhh Boppity God yes BooOOH FUCK ... ★2
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
How would you know that unless you... wa...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
, that you probably think this song is a... ★1
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
That is extremely rare,I believe more pe...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
I completely forgot about you.
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
When are you just gonna get bored of thi...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
What the fuck is faeces?
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Then don't say that it's a waste of time...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
You fit so much dirty in such a small pl...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Everybody stutters one way or the other....
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
My gimmick was being an asshole to assho...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-24
Tri
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-24
Woo!! I'm gonna win.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-24
Was my usage of the word incorrect?
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-23
It is the person the rest of the people ...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23
In the second panel he doesn't even care...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23
Wait... Why is the doll talking about hi...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadada...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Sorry to be Frobo, but: "Twice."
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Or not, I guess.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
I think I won though.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-21
Dude, quit with the spam, please.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
That MEANS it's not funny.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
I meant censor.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21
Misspelling you mean, oops I messed up.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19
Stick it in me spaceman!
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
I don't think they would ban over that, ...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
That's the fun of the game, the one who ...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Twice. ~Frobo
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Dickthorns
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-19
Congrats, I don't care.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
I meant of
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
You sir, just started a shitfest.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Twice? ~Frobo
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Sandstorms
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
We don't know what happened.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Hey cunt, give us the sky water, you're ... ★1
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Is a Chinese hoax! ~Trump ~Pinkie Pie
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Let's play fuck the cactus.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
What the fuck are you talking about?
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
The tears if a thousand lost opportuniti...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
what's with people misusing the word "te...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Maybe some animals ate some of the carca...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19
Woo, everybody died. I love it when that... ★2
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
The Derek showed up to ask about wanted ...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
No I said "The Fucking man himself" also...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
The letters on my keyboard are slowly di...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19
We are the past, the future is always ye...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
*You
Comment to comic 3489 on 2017-07-19
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19
Who flagged me? what did I do, other tha...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19
No. We are starting something with Astro...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
That was a classy as a hooker named clas...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
Who likes my old profile picture?
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
Says The Fucking man himself, Stain.
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
Bitch! What the fuck did you just say ab...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19
I don't think you're gonna get many frie...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18
e were talking about an elephant, not a ... ★7
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18
I just are him. Out of sight out of mind...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18
Why not? Switch some elephant anatomy wi...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18
I know right, who wears a light teal shi...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Are you an alt?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
I would say that that qualifies as a gli...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
A rhetorical question doesn't require a ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Both it takes many an hour to get near t...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Except that way.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
You put me between Astrophysicist and Jo...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
That was a little douche bagish of me, y...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Even me, you don't even show up on this ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Are you ever gonna fix this bug?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
So...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Ok at first I thought you needed to suck...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
There is another way to up the comment c...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Why don't you, you invasive parasite.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Maybe, but why not offer.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
Computers are a million times better, I ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18
I don't even have a phone.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
I have one more comment/reply about this...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
Who?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
I'd gladly moderate.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
That first one only happened once, and t...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
Zogaridan, you just linked us to your cr...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17
Holy shit I just realized that TV has al... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-17
I thought you said was it me oops.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-17
Because you can't with your penis.
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
Hence the "or so"
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
That's why I'm a registered sex offender... ★1
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Why do I still do that sometimes.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
My youtube avatar is like nyan cat but i...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
And probably bones.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
The higher there link in the political c...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
That's my second favourite kind. ★1
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
God fucking damn it, I misspelled it, th...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Can you get deep fried kitten tails ther...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Real insightful there.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
That's still relevant, totally.
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17
Gross! No commandments on the guinea pig...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
You're a year or so late buddy. ★2
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
Yeah, that's a shitty board game, shoots...
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
And 6 pounds of meth.
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
No one cares what you approve. ★5
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
The other guy get's his lungs sucked out... ★1
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
Welcome to Cyanide & Happiness.
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17
Double ended vibrator?
Comment to comic 2214 on 2017-07-16
I just found the shittest C&H comic ever...
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
That's why I don't do it.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
The bonus joke was the only good one.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
said twice
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
You that.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
Maybe his fetish is self control.
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
Incorrect, software is held in the hard ...
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
If you have an erection for four months ... ★3
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
Who gives a shit. ★1
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16
Oh my god! A ghost!
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16
You know what, you can't have fun withou...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
I got it wrong the first time, turns out... ★1
Comment to comic 3739 on 2017-07-15
it really is the first... evr amazing. ★2
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
He's not a pussy, he's the apposite, a n... ★1
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-07-15
and you got the fucking badge, great. I'...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
Here's a tip, read URLs before you enter... ★1
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-07-15
Fuck, I thought that was an L.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-15
but a fractal is always rough so either ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-15
I've tried, it was to cold.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-15
there is no infinity in the real world.
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
Have a snickers, you're not you when you... ★1
Comment to comic 617 on 2017-07-15
First comment in millennia.
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
I would say the same but I fucking love ... ★4
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
If you post an RCG at least make it good... ★1
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
This is the shittest one this week. ★3
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
Yes. ★1
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
actually it's just that his esophagus wa... ★1
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
Do you eat bread? ★1
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15
That's some strong spaghetti ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
Only you know.
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
:)
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
if it's resilient enough to not be disso... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
Shit the fuck uo.
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12
Tooth paste.
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
Oopsy.
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
if it tastes grapey, either you've been ...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
Jesus Christ, you guys.
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
Upload it to Photobucket, or equivalent,... ★1
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
3 but it was 40% eggnog so 1.8.
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy! I got cum in my tum... ★3
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12
I have actually.
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Oh, nice joke there.
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Can you give me an example?
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Why has nothing been typed for almost 3 ...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
You have never seen a storm cloud then?
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Tell the troglodytes that.
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Have you been hacked? ★1
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Shhhh, you're not supposed to tell anyon...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11
Holy shit! a talking cloud. ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-07-09
Weird we both checked this out at the sa...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Is that self demotion?
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
http://explosm.net/rcg/depsrcxkt ★1
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Wait, but they are connected so are the ...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Well it is a liquid, so I guess.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
But you're not there, nor am I.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
And this little piggy wants to put there...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Yes.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
Incorrect "Now I know I've got a heart.....
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
What's with the asinine puns?
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Well, it was big and hard.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
SNES, please stop.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Yeah, you need to fit it up there in pie...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
If it wasn't to wet.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09
Nice code-word.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
I see you also looked up the wiki list f...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
Your payment is the badge if you're "goo...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
Apparently I "wasn't good enough."
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
Tin man got sick of Dorothy's favouritis...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
You need to suck robs dick.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
seconds? minutes?
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
it should look more like an American one...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-07-09
@zog Wow, I just found a chain before an...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
Who says he's ran on JavaScript?
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
What a shame, that would be the first ti...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
What are you talking about? This is like...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09
It would probably say indeterminate, or ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
That was the opposite of funny.
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
I half expected to remember what MGW was...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
http://explosm.net/rcg/hylxnvmqi
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08
Do you know everything about this websit...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
*gametes ★1
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-07
If I were serious, I would email them. I...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
Shut up, you're not JeOma.
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
You know what? Bowling week doesn't seem... ★3
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07
What the hell, how do you have no profil...
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
Unless you're at a male Speedo party.
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
He clearly has at least one arm.
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
God damn it, we'll never get rid of thes...
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07
You're commenting on a cyanide and happi...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-05
I thought that was a middle finger thing...
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-05
geologically speaking I meant, and I don...
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
People are saying we should do a guest w... ★2
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
*shabs she shoshun and a shoshel ★1
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
It's nice, warm, and juicy too. ★1
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
Do what musicians do when they run out o...
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05
This explains bowling ball week. ★9
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
For the fetus.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
A little nutty too.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
Wow, you left a long time ago. I thought...
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
*Dose
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
My house isn't made of dead bricks.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
How is this mistake even made?
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04
How is this mistake even made?
Comment to comic 4818 on 2017-07-04
Oh yeah! I just remembered. Sorry for hi...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2017-07-04
I know I'm close to the time traveling c...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2017-07-03
Am I early?
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-03
He seems really high
Comment to comic 39 on 2017-07-03
That's because it isn't the first comic.... ★1
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-03
What is the difference between a baby an... ★1
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-03
You can't fix this though. ★2
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-03
actually it van beat plank length; have ...
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
But who can complain? It's not bowling.
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
USAs chair.
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
I like woks and sauce pans personally. ★1
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
I don't give a fuck though.
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03
But it isn't really China anymore, they ...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03
http://explosm.net/rcg/lvrxbcqej
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03
Did you rattle her coin purse?
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03
The Chronicles of Sir Richard Hurtsalot....
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
That doesn't make any sense, why would h... ★4
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
it already came and it wasn't about bowl... ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
This inspired me to make something. http...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
even harder than last time
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02
Triautofellatio ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-01
Fuck, it doesn't count if you delete it....
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-07-01
Time to delete two of my old comment's t...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
I've only one question. When I'm long go...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-07-01
Get the fuck out. ★2
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
God damn it! I forgot another comma.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
You are right, and that was A proper; pl...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
That was an improper sentence dumbass.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
interesting, that escalated more quickly...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
Just type "fuck you," it's easier and le...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01
For the love of fuck, please tell me it'... ★3
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Dammit Astrophysicist, I missed when you...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
"... for you, Lois." What about that?
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
I'm gonna go straight to the server room...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Well, that escalated quickly.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Let me try something.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
It's Kris's comic.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Weird phrasing, anyways, the planck leng... ★2
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Ha, dic.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
I think they have went retarded.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
What do you mean?
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Do you monitor everyones grammar?
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
It made him harder.
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
That short on Thursday better be the bes... ★1
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28
Finally, some good bowling ball penetrat... ★1
Comment to comic 4482 on 2017-06-28
Capitalize and punctuate you little bitc...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-06-28
That is still accurate how much of a tar...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-06-28
AW Fuck me!
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-06-28
It really friggin is noodle I stop conce...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2017-06-28
*definitely you fucktar- oh wait... fuck...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-06-28
I assume no one else will find this 4 mo...
Comment to comic 1781 on 2017-06-28
a joke retard
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
You're either a giver, or a taker. It is...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
You tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Dandy guy?
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-28
Yar! Har! Fiddle dee dee. Being a butt p...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-28
Only a true Grammar Nazi would use a com...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Because it is just humans and horses all...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
You little bitch.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
How does liking a show make you an idiot...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
You do realize those first three were th...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
It's probably your penis seeing as you s...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Inside joke, or inside troll I guess.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-06-28
Thief! I stole bottom fair and square. ★1
Comment to comic 4211 on 2017-06-28
Happy one month anniversary. ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
) I had a better Idea, check the first c...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-06-28
I just had the best Idea. (
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
) take that nullion
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
(
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-28
69*3=207
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-28
So does the green guy, his puns are ding...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
What does that mean.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
I'm sorry; I had to make that joke.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Great scot! those women are hardly cloth...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
No I have kids.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
I always thought it was a type of car.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
No it desensitized me so much a have to ...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
If they do that you're gonna get slaught... ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Just look at comment 76320.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
I heard of people calling back to comics...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
I've got you trapped bitch.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
It's still a better st- Oh, I see you ha...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
They made them better. ★1
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
)
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
(
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
This to stop has
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-28
Error: Well, first you right click the f...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
The story I read it was sesame seeds.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
No one gives a shit anyway.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
2004
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
they're working up to ten.
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Are you just trying to get your most loy...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
(insert reference to (insert x pun here)...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Not even their commenters know what they...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28
Oh come on, that's basically a repeat.
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Error: Me replying without a reply butto...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27
life in 2017 http://explosm.net/rcg/pnel...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-27
Stops copies me.
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Coke and nose bleeds. ★1
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
that's not how it woeks
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
No..
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
There were nine and that's golf.
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Use a paint brush.
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27
Wouldn't he tell him what happened?
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
On her forehead.
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
Cotton Heads is my favourite and the two...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
207
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
Never heard of diamagnetic cobalt.
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
*Cumming in
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
Well you got it half right.
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
I think being raped by a long time famil...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
There is one in my head now.
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
They would probably be destroyed by her ...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
wouldn't it be 6
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
You are trying way to fucking hard.
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27
I bet my sweet bippy it's gonna be the t...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
Reminds me of Wonderland By: Caravan Pal...
Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26
looks like a pain in the eyes. ★2
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
Have you tried this wonderful stuff call...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
The one good bowling joke here.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
That's a face not an ass.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
There is this really cool thing called r...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
That meme is dead as roadkill.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
In the holes
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
I can see the passion in your words you ...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
EHH! look at me I'm a vagina I have two ...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
What an innovative comment. :omg. the co... ★1
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
I think they see so manny jokes making t...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
I think it's pen, I also like sending my...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
isn't that where you got the name from?
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
I know who you are, a shit stain on this... ★2
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
Oh cool, so sorority girls like chicken ...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26
I think it's Doo, doo, doo.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-06-26
Hey look I'm complaining about people co...
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19
Jew jitsu. ★5
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
It's a h*cking meme you normie mother fu...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
*fucking
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
You may be against Muslims, but sometime...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
Penis
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
Then he drives home and gets a fender be...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
I think he's getting to much oxygen to h...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
I inspected that once and I still don't ...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
http://explosm.net/rcg/pneaibbae and no ...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18
Wanna here a better joke? how consistent...
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-17
Beat him up.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-20
Wow! Nobody has made another comment yet... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-20
You are a fucking genius. ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-20
More like 2 months fucktard. ★3
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
Anything is cute look at this https://yo...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14
D) My baby is the only good baby.
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
I meant the
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
I would vote for 4th trimester abortions...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
Even to host doesn't know.
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
even if they are identical you could tel...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
All babies look pretty simaler I thought...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13
no more arguments.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10
The name.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
I wish that dido-gun were my penis.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
I chose B.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10
People who like pink.
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
What the fuck?
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
Long live King trump ★1
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
What the fuck do you think this is, Twit...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
I've been around a year and some longer ... ★1
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
144p
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09
That's what we call mind fuck.
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
You approve of that cowardice "monster."...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
I'm just gonna use that as an excuse to ...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08
I guess he came on too hard.
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
-.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. -.- . / - .... .-...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
I'll leave it to you, sense you already ...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
I think you cant not be that because tha...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
.-- .... .- - / .- -... --- ..- - / .- /...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
I hate fomophobes. ★1
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06
That's some peoples angry face, and it's... ★2
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
That sucks please, get some help or some...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
I would suggest calling 1-800-273-8255
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
Almost as hot as solid nitrogen.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
That sounds like it makes no sense, even...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
It's lit AF boi.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06
I didn't know ill was a thing.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05
Don't ask.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
So did I until I was sixteen.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Short shriveled and always to the left.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
other fucker ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf-EPhNR...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Thank you
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Did you mean "man what a JERK! "
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
An asexual person that wants kids.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Because he couldn't get his hand in his ... ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
01000001 01100011 01110100 01110101 0110...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
maybe they uploaded it early.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
It's also a stroke of penis. ★4
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Newgrounds A rated games.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
I got enrolled into kindergarten when I ...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
No need to pay.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
Why not just fuck the bodies?
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
I went to the theater one time and there...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03
That sounds painful.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Tm8geW91IGdvZCBkYW1uIHNlbGYgcHJvbW90ZXI=...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
God damn it I forgot the comma.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Millennials make less than that
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Thank god you're not a real doctor, oh w...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
With the help of friends.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Fuck it suckers.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03
Gives no fucks ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
I feel like a retard, how the fuck didn'...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Ha Aroused, I'm so fucking mature.
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
On the other hand, this statement is fal...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Who is Gary Larson?
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
The Id and the Superego is a Freudian cr...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
I'm the most humble mother fucker in the... ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
You'd be surprised what some Christians ... ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
*Doesn't get the reference or how to ita...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
no but I have something green against my... ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Wow you kept the doge gig for two years ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
I have just one question for you, is tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Sex?
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
WW91IGJldCB5b3VyIHN3ZWV0IGZ1Y2tpbmcgYmlw...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
Why not both at the same time?
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02
So is he the ego?
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-05-01
H̦̬͎͚͔̠͈̘̠̥̣̖̀̐̎ͫ̿͋̅̉͛̿̈́ͭ͂̈͐̍ͩ͒̀͘o̊̇̍͊͑ͮ...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
I have to restore mine weekly, all I dow...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01
you need to get yourself some gloves.
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
it's like cherries and brownies, eat it,...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
I ment "They" I'm fuckin iliterate or so...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
01001001 01100110 00100000 01101100 0110...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
the wrote in English to just with a diff...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
I had that coming. ★2
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
That's pretty fucking cool, I thought yo... ★2
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30
That Is not at all how origami works.
Comment to comic 728 on 2017-04-29
It's even more sad when you realize he's...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-29
But it's so blatantly obvious this time....
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-29
It's morse code and yes you can type bra... ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29
Yes, yes he can.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-04-28
I got that joke
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Haven't heard that twenty billion times ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
.... - - .--. ... ---... -..-. -..-. .--...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
You comment a lot more than you used to....
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Matt was the best, sorry Kris, Rob, and ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28
Well you got the being a dick part down ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Go fish. you got 5? ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Lol, i found that a few months ago.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
I'm guessing something to do with your p... ★2
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Not in the slightest.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
I thought Astrophysicist was going to sa...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
A filthy casual.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Don't trip ;)
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Finally you're gonna do some good.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26
Well that sucked. ★1
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
It is better to be pissed off than pisse... ★1
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
That's a pretty shitty idea.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
I'll carebear stare you with my bladder ...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Why is there skin inside of his mouth?
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Nope, just disappointed.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
Is that when you spit out piss.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
That's exactly why, and I think the real...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26
That was the second most retarded thing ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
You know we all fucking thought I becaus...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
♫You can fuck yourself if you think i'm ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Why aren't you? ★2
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
I guess that is one way to look at it ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
it is kind of weird now that you mention...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
I wasn't talking to you.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
It looks like it wraps all the way aroun...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
No it was god, and if the bible is real ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Looks like plain caramel to me. I really...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
At least it didn't start with an N.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
That was probably what they meant by sca...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Does your house have a roof?.. If so the... ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
♫Oh come on you weren't even trying!♫ ♫I...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
Purple wasn't even a dye at the time.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
That's probably the colour of skin he wo...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
they kind of are ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
You realize Allah means god, the same go...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24
It's pronounced gif, not gif. ★8
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
He does it for the kids. ★4
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22
At this point I'm only here for the comm... ★1
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
I love seeing those beautiful rectangles...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19
I also have a hardon for juggling.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16
You didn't use the head model you always...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
You're welcome.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
And the tasty tocos.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12
The love only a mom could give
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-12
Land ★1
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11
That makes no sense.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
if they did that evry day that would be ...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
how do you not know what a c-section is?...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08
lol, but it's head isn't big enough for ...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08
I bet you're not new and just bored ★1
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
looks like Anti-Drug Bear was right
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
that's not how it works but your blood a...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
I'm always ready for space.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
Well, he is broke.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
How did you know he was talking about hi...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
Oh, so it's not to boost your giant ego....
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05
*To Nope never mind, I'm stupid. ★2
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
Maybe nothing at all. Just a suggestion.... ★1
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
And I thought I was a sarcastic asshole....
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04
How long is this genie week? ★1
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03
Probably something you would like to see...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01
that is not matt.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
that is heat death. everything will be e...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
no it's Clorox Bleach.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
You don't know what featured means do yo...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
*phantorgasm
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
You better not throw my furry sausage aw...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Head and shoulders, knees and toes.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Back space, ever hear of it?
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
It's never opposite day. Figure that one...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Selective, so you can only see part of i...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Hairy Uterine Pickle
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Geopolitical debates.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Actually it will be extremely hot hence ...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
You just then "... I wasn't" Astrophysic... ★3
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
He could be alive anyway. why don't huma...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27
Except there are animals that are easily...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of th...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
yoU fuckinG normieS witH stupiD capitols...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
You can shorten it to phantasmagoricalic...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Good luck fitting all of us in a trashca...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7NXRJw...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
144 = 1 gross. it's a term.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
I'm not a hipster, and I can reply to yo...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Another thing that is fucking gross is a... ★3
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-03-26
99999th comment
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
that's weird it happened to me too.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
I may be in the business, but at least I... ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
Being pinned to a ceiling is pretty obsc... ★3
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
I hope it was an accident RIP DickRider6... ★3
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
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Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
I am actually pansexual. I prefer frying... ★6
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
I heard swallowing cum prolongs your lif... ★4
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-03-26
not lazy that's what we call detication
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26
What a passive aggressive way to shorten...
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-03-26
are you daves friend or are you just mag...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-03-26
This person isn't a wizard.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2017-03-26
I'm a bitch and not in the tv show "oh m...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-03-26
I want to put my head though a wall.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2017-03-26
no I'm fucking 16
Comment to comic 4481 on 2017-03-26
Wow I'm a dick.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2017-03-26
I was right I have proof I'm still a ret...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2017-03-26
And you most defiantly have.
Comment to comic 4471 on 2017-03-26
I'm sorry, I get my dog to right my comm...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2017-03-26
Why am I a retard? it's machines. MACH-F...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-26
The Matrix is the world that has been pu...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-26
I just keep looking back at old comments... ★2
Comment to comic 4459 on 2017-03-26
I shud rely lern 2 perf reed lol amirite...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2017-03-26
Why would I type they're? I kind of get ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2017-03-26
I thought I was educated but then I foun...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2017-03-26
I feel like an idiot
Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-03-26
Why am I such a fucktard?
Comment to comic 4479 on 2017-03-26
God damn it
Comment to comic 4479 on 2017-03-26
I meant my dad. he is straight
Comment to comic 4479 on 2017-03-26
Why did I say that? It was totally unpro...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-26
Lol, do you guys think I'm serious?
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-26
I'm the longest one here. take that as y...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-26
That's Sir Mr.Captain User #74967's to y...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26
Have you never read [insert religious bo...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
God damn it I forgot to say something wh...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Hows about you put a little Christmas ha... ★5
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25
Touching a bald girl's tit's?! WTF! he s...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
You didn't link it but I think I found t...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
You to buddy.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
I'm using a mouse dude.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Hail Dogler!
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
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Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-25
Who flagged me ★1
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
I'm also magic.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25
Says the person with Weeaboo in their na...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
it's that one dude with the comment at t... ★2
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
I am not a jew I'm a...."God damn it Nat...
Comment to comic 3768 on 2017-03-24
I think that is an impossible feat but I...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-24
I believe I found the first comment ever... ★2
Comment to comic 3768 on 2017-03-24
I'm gonna find it
Comment to comic 3768 on 2017-03-24
you are second I'm fucking one away.
Comment to comic 3769 on 2017-03-24
I'm on a search for the first but I can'...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
There could be a serious threat in the f...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-24
This is the most accomplished I've felt ... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-24
god damn it so close just one comment of... ★2
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-24
It took me so long to find a glitch so t... ★2
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
it has like 3 frames. WTFriga-frag Rob?
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
periodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperi...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
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Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24
Why waste it on him?
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-03-22
There are only 62 users between us.
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22
Do you have a problem with that? Why are...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
Odd you don't have your hat on and are s...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
hows about no.
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22
Is this depressing comic decade.
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19
The thing I'm wondering is, is your prof...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Youtube is invading.
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Well dippity dur dah dippity day, you do...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
They use liquid soap... but you can stil...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
It makes it easier to classify, so why n...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
Because the cell he had was to big to fi...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
does everybody learn that in school?
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13
What would you even call this kind of co...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12
Peeling bananas feels wrong now; thanks ... ★1
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-12
It was only an observation I wasn't expe...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
Jesus Christ a three day hiatus and I ca...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10
I wonder if they were ever aware of thei... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
I wonder if Obama would tap that.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
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Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
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Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
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Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
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Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07
Cool a highly unrealistic death threat f... ★2
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
I don't think they should pick us I just...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06
No comment today.. Oh wait never mind. F...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
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Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
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Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
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Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05
Ed gros.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04
the man who can sit anywhere
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04
You my friend are a self righteous dick....
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04
He only makes $2.35 per hour in his job....
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04
I've had it since christmas
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04
That'd be like fucking a brain dead rain...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
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Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04
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Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I rate this 5/10 cause I'm bi ★4
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
Actually fruit, poor banana.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
F. More done than a burnt steak.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01
I prefer 'em unconscious.
Comment to comic 4085 on 2017-02-27
Public indecency.
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27
that's magic how it's not fucking explod...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-25
we would have liked an announcement that...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25
You remind me of some jackasses at my sc...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22
Me too?!
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22
Rob: I have an Idea. Dave & Kris: What? ...
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-21
Lieutenant Obvious got something obvios ...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
I'm sorry I shouldn't have assumed that ...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
They call it genderfluid you regressive ... ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21
Are you assumed he assumed you assumed y...
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
I'm always kind of half in half out.
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20
Cool another random ass mother fucker th... ★2
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20
But especially you.
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20
Did you just assume Siri's gender? ★3
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20
I know you guys gave up a long long time... ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
you know it's bad when edgelords and int... ★5
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
where's another middle finger at, two is... ★9
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19
As are most if not all politics. most de... ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-18
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Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
A treetop if you can climb trees.
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
I see a beetle with its back end ripped ...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18
Uranus, the sun, the super massive black...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17
No they are quantumly entangled pfft som...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
The chemo therapy didn't get rid of all ...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
Synesthesia.
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17
Wonder what's inside?
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17
last time I checked 74967
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
YEAH! Screw the law of conservation of m...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17
This is why everybody hates you.
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
This person is a dick-nose. ★1
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
"Momma the hut" is a human and only one ...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
Unless you're me and have such a tiny di... ★3
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15
2017 Cyanide and Happiness's year of fat...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
after four iterations of people who have...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB2Q0zq-...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14
And congratulations we made a catastroph...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14
Astrophysicist's mom. ★4
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-13
why don't you get a fucking dictionary.
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-13
that explains why I'm such a cunt.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
exterminated life as we know it
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
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Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
you would know ★2
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
so was my grandma.
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13
Your birthday present from me is a reply... ★1
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-13
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Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
copying me? I don't really give a fuck i...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-13
wrong comment dude. go down one
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12
*asswritting ★1
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12
why did he write it backwards? ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
Don't be sad through your own party.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
they needed to add fish to compensate fo...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12
You can still eat it. Extra protein.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-11
why is that lame-ass teaching at cool sc... ★1
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
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Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
I hope you get better soon until then R....
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
never heard of him.
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
Oh god does DetectiveBabyCage not know? ...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
sorry thats my extra chromosome acting u...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11
funfact:blue4029 self esteem is so low w...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2017-02-08
*is opps
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
the person is "Noodle."
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
oh come on. I need to learn to scroll be...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08
Hard on. lol. I'm so fucking mature.
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-05
maybe opposites don't attract after all....
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05
I feel like a frigin idiot maybe I shoul...
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04
no you not knowing how to use the word I...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03
wow how the fuck does one keep track.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03
Click 80 then 0. Some people just make m... ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03
here's my suggestion go to the minecraft...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-02-01
some labs have white floors dingknob
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31
quit abusing your portal gun and do your...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-29
Comic sans lives matter
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-29
The worst part is it was for Soliciting/... ★6
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-29
You too?
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-29
Jesus we got some commentologists up in ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-29
not neccisarily it useed to be linked to... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
ok acceptable
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
How about a petition for you to be banne...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28
you're right Hi-Kick almost seems respec...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
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Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
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Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21
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Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-18
soulda got him in a choke hold
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-18
don't ruin his dreams.
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
不能理解這個詞或翻譯
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
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Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
the dogs in the background look kind of ...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
Behind your eye. Have fun guessing which...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
he could have tought him how to find inf...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-17
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Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-17
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Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
voldemutt
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
yeah the dude in the yellow suit because...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17
No because all of humanity would be ensl... ★3
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16
What's wrong with having your elbows on ...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09
And I don't like these grammar nazis to ...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09
He forgot one what? There is nothing lin...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
what did the nascar say when it was the ...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
Shut the h*ck up we can say what we want...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
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Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
you kidnapped PokeMom Trainer's dick nos...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08
it's long after chrismas and I atill hav...
Comment to comic 1853 on 2017-01-08
the axehead was metal
Comment to comic 1853 on 2017-01-08
Was, RIP.
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07
bipolar much
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-28
thanks I thought he died or something.
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-28
Does this come as a suprize?
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28
*pay-back's a bitch pay-backs a bitch I ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
pay-backs a bitch ★3
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
You offend me. Be prepared to lose your ... ★2
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
hens are female chickens are roosters or...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
it's a pony
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
that is deadly
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
I see one
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
what, I thought he ment sufficating a bu...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
wait wait wait I just peiced it together...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
No, they just have invisible skin tight ...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9Wg...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
Go fuck yourself. And by that I mean you...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
neither, say crazy carols
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
ohh you nazis and your gay hating ways.
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25
I wonder what ever happened to matt.
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
what is the difference between a baby an... ★2
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
well I didn't get it from your mom soooo...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12
tastes a little irony.
Comment to comic 77 on 2016-12-10
I almost replied thanks captain obvious ...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06
your name is accurite
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-05
ok we're both u(dd/tt)er fucktards
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
K, why?
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
that's what I thought everytime I saw it...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
here's a joke. Your entire existence.
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
Did you just ask what Newgrounds is?! oh...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
like I don't give a shit
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
ay astro happy b-day
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05
how depressing and motivating
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04
I guess you're spending all your time on...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
opps, it turns out I'm an utter fucktard...
Comment to comic 2804 on 2016-12-03
I don't but I just started 9th a semeste...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
well, look at the upside only 75% of peo...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03
I thought about the car crushing the hor...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
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Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
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Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
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Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I deserved that flag. I'm a dick. ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Aim.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
You can have one of my secretaries -User...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
http://explosm.net/rcg/kissfvgxz
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
http://explosm.net/rcg/kzjtnelyo
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I was thinking of the right response as ...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
With a moving star maybe.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
let the children boogie ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
Like your moms virginity?
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
my dads nice and so are my freinds dads....
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
that's racist you ritter asshore
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
I am also extremely enthusiastic. as you... ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02
You know what else is gone? My mom. She ...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-30
the comment directly below yours is exac...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-30
Twice daily, why?
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-30
I've been here for years
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
His dick is so little you can't even see...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
I think it's his dick.
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
That is why you touch yourself at night....
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
better keep your hands on that observati...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
It's hard to fit your name in everything...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28
wow... just WTF
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25
the opinion that all lives matter is the... ★2
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
wheres the wish bone
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-23
third
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-23
that escalated quickly
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-23
rick roll has a Q in its url, oh togathe...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23
I prefer Lojban. it's so much more logic...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23
middle
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23
yeah no matter who it is it would happen...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23
did you mean dyslexic
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23
the pfp of someone who wants attention
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
an american school
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
at least the earth won't turn into a big...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
Did you mean Y is for You're Fucking Dum... ★1
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
not smart enough to know that money dete...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-22
we're still just animals, we're seen as ...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
Initaily american students thought e mea... ★1
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
F actually
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
I'm dislexic it takes a shit-load of tim...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22
amazing he never got an f before.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
grey area in between
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
I wonder what it looks like when you sne...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
let me be the second to say No one misse...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
yeah they fucking suck.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
BBBB
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
if your his father than ThatGuyInTheGutt...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
also for calculating macheins.
Comment to comic 2587 on 2016-11-21
I wasn't a big pan.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
User #74967
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21
if you use it right it is.
Comment to comic 3079 on 2016-11-16
Yeah, whoever thinks wishing wells are t...
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
Red Carpet Grave?
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
It's worse than sand
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
Me and TheCurlygirl will always be here ... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
I was 4. ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
doesn't mean your opinions are right ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-15
you actually care. what a moron.
Comment to comic 1790 on 2016-11-15
no nobody
Comment to comic 1786 on 2016-11-15
and there it stayed until I came along
Comment to comic 1786 on 2016-11-15
holy shit
Comment to comic 1784 on 2016-11-15
and last it apears
Comment to comic 1781 on 2016-11-15
what a provocative asshole. ok this joke... ★5
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15
I thought it was deppressing comic week,... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
well so far not.
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08
I hate both but I want the stack market ...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
Cyanide Overdose
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
ignorent
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
very
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
Are.
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07
Yeah, why don't they just take they're p...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30
nice trump mask. ★3
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18
I liked the book better. ★1
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26
I don't understand at all.
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
didn't know it was national skip day
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
he got old quick. no tattoo stretch mark...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
It is over a month until halloween.
Comment to comic 324 on 2016-09-03
blandest piece of shit on the website
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-08
That face
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28
on the second frame that looks like him ... ★1
Comment to comic 392 on 2016-03-18
It can't be scrabled that way