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ThatGuyInTheGutter (from the streets)

1118 comments (2015-10-11 – 2021-07-09) to 435 comics
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Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Fun Fact, Horny Jail is also the word of...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

I remember reading Far Side when I stole... ★2

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Just taking a nap like the rest of us. I...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Finally stole a new charger. ★6

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

He should have known, kids keep marriage... ★7

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

What if I'm just a huge weirdo?

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Time to see how long it takes to spawn.

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Yeah but he had to walk around a lot and... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Jesus, the man who literally turned bein... ★5

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Only sewers, it has all the flavor. ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Google "Fake church money" ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

https://explosm.net/comics/1288/ ★7

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

This reminds me how much I hate those pe... ★9

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Only to reveal in the end that you are n... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Please scatter my ashes into various gut... ★4

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Real Rookie numbers right there. ★5

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

It's only a slight chance, usually they ... ★4

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Listen anything in a dumpster gets devou... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Yeah, but I can always steal one.

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-17

just need a door and the sewers would wo...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Feeling Old.

Comment to comic 1288 on 2021-03-15

God I used to look so good ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Damn. What are the requirements needed f... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

But I have no house? ★4

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Yeah sewer chargers are a hard to find c... ★4

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

This isn't Waldo... ★3

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I wish I was wanted like Waldo. At least... ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

TAKE THAT BACK, I LOVE BOWLING WEEK! ★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Guess you need that Gutter space sooner ... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Waldo Week

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

...or the shadow demons whispering sweet... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

...or the bath salts

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Waldo is inside us all, but no matter ho... ★6

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

if by rent you mean half finished whiske... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

I'll make some room in the Gutter for yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Honestly for pulling something out of yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

What do Nagus mating appendages look lik...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Honeslty. I can see what you mean.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

I just took a while to find a new phone ... ★4

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Never take anything reccomended to you h... ★8

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Alright. I think I ate the wrong type of... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

That's a fairly common sound. ★5

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Wait, the blood is wine colored. Did he ... ★2

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

and sometimes it's all 3. ★3

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

A large man feeds you longer than a skin... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

And if you are wrong, you get a free bed... ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Yeah see that's how they get you. First ... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I swear we've had comics with sex before... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-06

Fuck Existence to assert dominance

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

They never check the gutters, try there.... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

I played Runescape long ago. It's very r... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Amateur. Why stop at animate objects and... ★4

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-05

True. Plus all Gutters are my territory ...

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-05

Sauce? ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Why do people keep talking about getting... ★3

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

I keep my body at peak homeless potentia...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

I only get asked for feet pics, so it al...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

If only getting a free hat was really th... ★5

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Literally everyone from my era of commen... ★7

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Yeah I miss Firemutt ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

I mean as a flavoring. But Blood Sausage...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Well I mean you can make some good grub ... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

That man is missing out on the hanging s...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

TRUE

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

TRUE

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

TRUE

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Someone isn't screaming at children enou... ★4

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Honestly the inside is a lot less full t... ★2

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

How else will they build character. Smh,... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Ah yes, the Crouching Python technique. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

A lot of shit goes down on Alt street. L...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

I recommend screaming at passing childre... ★5

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

TRUE. I'm still in the Gutter and that N... ★3

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

No one is outside so stars are my only f... ★5

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Honestly I lurk all the time, I just can... ★4

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Listen, there may be no heaven or he'll,... ★2

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Same with the homeless. ★5

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Why is the sky black. ★3

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

I loved you in Hollow Knight. ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Dick Long Better than Hottest Women aged...

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Wasn't he already fired? I remember havi... ★6

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

The dementia is finally settling in. ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Wasn't he already fired? I remember havi... ★3

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

I played this after finding it in some d... ★7

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

I don't really have much to say about th... ★4

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

As literal Litter, I get that. ★4

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Back off, that's my change. Almost have ... ★6

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

( ·.·) ★6

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

I met her in the Gutters last week. Craz... ★6

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

Account -> Funny little pencil by Accoun... ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

My father wanted me more than my mother ... ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I mean... Free food. ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Ah, I had this happen to me before. Hone... ★5

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Wait. I did it. ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Never, apparently. I've tried uploading ... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

[][] ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Does gutter water count? ★3

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

I've been deported to there once, never ... ★3

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20

I remember when the city threatened us w... ★4

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Next you're going to tell me he's playin... ★7

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Who even owns a classic watch anymore? N... ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

This reminds me of a story back in my ol... ★4

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

I think I was just mugged by a bowling b... ★9

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Uplifting Comic week is the most depress... ★6

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Well all my problems have just been solv... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

You ever just sit... Doing nothing. Wait... ★6

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

sigh I'll get my ladder. ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Our top scientists realized it's in the ... ★3

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

He is your mom. ★6

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

So, you have the booze already? ★3

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Ha. I can't even afford vaccines. ★2

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

What if I have nothing?

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

Wonder if God would thaw me out real qui... ★9

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

I know, currently frozen to the gutter f... ★6

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Has no one noticed that it's the Purple ... ★7

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Probably looking for the bathroom

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

I too, would like some food. But I guess... ★1

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

He should have questioned why they were ...

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

I love a happy ending.

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

Fake and Second!

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

That's depressing. ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

Dammit. I had a bid on the next fight. ★3

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

They should just invite the homeless bra... ★3

Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21

Hi. The laptop I stole to post here stop... ★3

Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21

Looks normal to me.... ★8

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

To another year of loneliness on the str... ★5

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

I see the quality in the comics here has... ★11

Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24

He looks rich to me. I cam only afford n... ★4

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

Now we just need them to defeat the rema... ★1

Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01

I'll take any drugs if you don't want th... ★1

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

Better get it done illegally before ever...

Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27

Merry Christmas, Losers. Nice to be back... ★4

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

I used to have brown hair. ★2

Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23

Wait a sec.....That's MY sign! ★4

Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17

It expensive. ★2

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

I know right? I'm just a homeless guy. N... ★1

Comment to comic 3023 on 2017-10-14

And I bet she still won't prevent 9/11

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

Finally. An army that will appreciate my... ★6

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

I'm so confused.

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

So if they retreat we charge them head o...

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

I can see that.

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08

I'm homeless. What do you want from me? ...

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

He only spammed us twice....

Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04

Dad should have 360 no scoped his ass an... ★1

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

That doesn't look so bAHHHHHH.... ★3

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

You're looking different today....

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

I believe Cyanide and Happiness is tryin... ★13

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Hawt

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Kids these days and their Asian picture ... ★7

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Yeah. Also there's actually a secret hom...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

THREW IT ON THE GROUND! ★3

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

I can still hang out in the back alley o...

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Realistic.

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

Make them mute

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

But can you sign?

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17

And yet when I shit out my messages on t...

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

Something something Homeless joke follow... ★4

Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12

Remember when I did weekly profile pic c... ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10

Well that was depressing. Look at the se... ★1

Comment to comic 962 on 2017-09-01

I remember playing this.

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

A Übërsnäüt.

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

You can pick your nose, You can pick you... ★1

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-25

666th comment. Hail Satan. ★5

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

Not it. ★3

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

Whoa he even got the morph....

Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23

Only a year supply of food. ★1

Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23

Damn it. All that time and reasearch was...

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

At least you aren't Yellow Star. Plus ar...

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

I am really liking this new Cyanide and ... ★1

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

I don't think we can see each other anym... ★6

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22

There's pros and cons. Pros: If I get si... ★3

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21

And if I hear one more homeless joke I'm...

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16

I have a Fire_Mutt alert app. It never g...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

Strange. The last time I was given pills...

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08

Good for him.

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-02

Happy birthday, at least you know when y...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29

I was there. I just don't have anything ...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

That too could have caught up if he used...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

I am dead inside

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Robin who?

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

I bet he charges an arm and a leg. Oh wa...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

Heroes never die!

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

Robin

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

So he is the ghost bees knees?

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

Fuck, he is back, back again, milk is ba... ★3

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

They are trying to challenge the purple ... ★8

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

The milk has returned.....

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03

For the next few Wednesdays as promised ...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

Who's there?

Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-05-31

Pfft. At least he didn't do what homeles... ★1

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Wait. This is the exact same comic as th... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-30

Clearly it was another phantom pregnancy... ★1

Comment to comic 473 on 2017-05-26

It's still alive?

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Now I am gonna wait a whole week and ran... ★4

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Knock Knock

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

You can tell it's an otaku comment from ... ★3

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

And then he sucked him off.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Is that what they were for? Gays to have... ★3

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Sex joke. ★2

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

I'm just pretty hard... ★3

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Mention what? ★2

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

2 girls, 1 mime, DPH's hand, and the tai... ★4

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Uncritical died. I don't even think he w...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Damn. She is soaked... ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Because that worked out great....

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

You can't choose a badge, the badge choo...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

I bet it's a girl...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

And think of all the dead ones like MGW ...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Gutter used Takedown.

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Yes....a "super potion".

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

I was caught..... Apparently I am level ... ★2

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Baby swap was cancelled after this episo... ★2

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Worth it. Also people give me money and ...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Of course he does. That's why the mob we...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Must be nice to be an accountant there. ...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

It looks like Bubble buddy ate a guy.

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

I was the friend with the camera. ★1

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

throws roses

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09

Remember, it's five o'clock somewhere, S...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

He blew his mind twice that day.

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Hawt

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Fucking Bubble Wrap

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

Telesexual. Can't get horny without a co...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

All of them.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Based on the episode yesterday it is uni...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

God, I'm glad people got the reference. ...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a handy ... ★7

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

M_ ____ Fill in the blank

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

Present

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

high-five

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

Super Death comes and also visits Death.... ★2

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

Poor death

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

Happy end ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

I think surprisingly Cteklite is about a...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

Yes. Yes he can. ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

You ever notice how everyone is slowly t... ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Brb. Have to try that.

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

1:Cropsy 2:Frobo ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25

What.... ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Is it God week?

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

My new gif pfp is finally done. ★3

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

Well Fuck you too Allah.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

Help...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

He is secretly draining me of my quality...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Story time: The light sat in darkness......

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

404: Cannot compute.

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

So pretty bad?

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Jokes on you! I already peed myself earl... ★4

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

No, the high(4/20) Senate disagrees. We ...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

>-|-D;

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

What I gathered from Cteklite's comment ... ★8

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

I SHOWED YOU ALL MY TERROR CELL BASES AN... ★4

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

My lawyer was found having sex with a go... ★2

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

My homeless lawyer has advised me not to...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

How dare you insult my military operatio...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Unless you wanna show your privates

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

I mean he's not wrong.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Pfft. Then I must suck when I make actua...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

This is actually pretty neat ★5

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

What else for?

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

I owned a Flaffy back in my Pokemon Jani... ★2

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Wait......

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Remember, the internet may look nice, bu...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

1313 comments....

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

What. I was eating a sandwich while look...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I ate some food, watching. Who cares abo... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Upside down it looks like some 30 someth... ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I used to be funny... What the fuck happ...

Comment to comic 1403 on 2017-04-12

Immortality? Not needing to eat much.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Good Dad, he wanted to be a part of all ... ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Can't even dine with your own kid anymor...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

And the entire comment section claps aft...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Huh, Curly got a badge right after she d...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

I think he lied. ★1

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Day 3 in the ocean: The submarine was de... ★4

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

I have homeless right to be wrong and al...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

Professor Guy disagrees. If there are 10...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

1000 dead as the S.S. Characters Left ex...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

I think it's based off content. Light bl...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

Just say the word and I'll activate the ...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

That sounds like something a Jet would s...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

He gave up after pure disgust from seein... ★2

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Day two in the shit proof submarine. We ...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Seems reasonable. Want to see my terrori... ★3

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

You probably read either a Greek Myth or...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Or just make others pressure them into g...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Some sort of Seer or Oracle? A sage mayb...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Man we are drowning in Shitposters again...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07

Guys, let's be serious..... 69 ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

I win due to years of experienced Homele...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

DAMN! THEY FIXED IT!

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Sorry, I mean Sshrew up.

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

He needs a C- for that teachers screwup

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Yes I am original.lanigiro ma I seY

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Wish away the shot?

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

This Tomska reference would have been fu... ★4

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

If your God why did you create such a ho...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Very effective genie uses #64.

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Who are you again?

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

I guess you aren't lying... ★1

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Dicks

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

I read the yesterday so I was only disap...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Yet you all ignore mine...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Clorox Bleach, the official drink of the... ★2

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

God, and you haven't?

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

I realized I was the person to usher in ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Okay.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

LBJ?

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

As a homeless man I am a big researcher ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

No. Mine was correct. Gypsy not genie. I...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Today is a bad, bad day. I have aged ano...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

I prefer the soul box that old Gypsy gav...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

2 men, 1 lamp. ★5

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

His style of comedy isn't far off from t...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

But what if he only has $49?

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Butt what do you think the hooker owned ...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Thou dare question thy divine ones?

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Don't you dare say the same guy who made...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Go away sinner!

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

A lot of good feels comics lately.

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Not the best trickshot though...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Story: the man was known as a idiot in a...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25

Just like my Dad, but the judge taking h...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

Oh yeah.....that was confusing me even w...

Comment to comic 4028 on 2017-03-25

I wanted to fit in with other people fav...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

And if you are wondering about the other...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

I was the PSES this whole time.... If yo...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

I am totally ThatGuyInTheGutter, what ar...

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

Fuck

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

Comment story: There was a lady and

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24

What an amazing arm flail.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Shitposters are self sufficient so they ... ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Who didn't?

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Or is it! >->

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Why do I even bother on this site someti...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

So I am the 30th top commentor, 12th mos...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Great, now I need to spam and like a bun...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Or a Butt Shark.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

God, I can already tell what a shitposte... ★8

Comment to comic 39 on 2017-03-22

http://explosm.net/comics/4572/ ★7

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

At least he didn't become a dick like al...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

THERE IS NO BARN! THERE IS NO TURTLE! ★2

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Drug Cartel

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Damn Right!

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21

Dick ★2

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

But who's been hard the entire time?

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21

I never knew Cteklite joined a club. ★3

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

I feel young again. Who are you people?

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

I sexually identify as a Old Homeless ma...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

He seems legit.

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

People in this comment section actually ... ★2

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

I have nothing to say for this as I am h...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

I mean I guess Cteklite already beat us ...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

Who wants to go fuck themselves?

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

He fell for a person in the comment sect... ★2

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

Who are you again... ★1

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

As everyone knows, if someone doesn't we...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

Now if they were just on a plane.... ★2

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

Anyone want something?

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

No. Your Heisenberg

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

I am the best. Which means it was probab...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

If you don't know why am confused, this ...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

The comments are fucked up. They keep sc... ★1

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

They knew I would do this ★1

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

I literally even posted before you?

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

How?

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

What

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Peefrct

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Tcefrep

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Perfect

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Perfect

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Perfect

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Perfect ★4

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

astronaut inception ★2

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Zer0 is the only cool one..,

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Colour

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

I'll just be here....alone.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Yellow star can finally be accepted by s...

Comment to comic 3374 on 2017-03-14

D-,;

Comment to comic 3782 on 2017-03-14

I can eat it for safe keeping, or possib... ★1

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

*asshole

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

Hey but technically that doesn't mean he...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

"Dammit Robocop, this is why I like Mall...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

insert something because a soap based jo...

Comment to comic 1170 on 2017-03-12

Here

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

Life is great.

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

I wouldn't be surprised if this already ... ★2

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

Need any info?

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

He doesn't look as shitty now for some r...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

So I can fuck fruits? ★4

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Fruit week has been great. ★2

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

Not bad.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

That sounds like a waste. Imagine how sa...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

What else is it for?

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

So guys....I want to make the star destr... ★7

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

App store.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

Well that's true. ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

It's on the app store.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

I'd probably be able to remake my a agin...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

You can make a pretty amazing Purple shi...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

*minor edits not included.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

My new pfp, courtesy of the Cyanide and ... ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

And the old guy is dead so Russel uses t...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

Gutter Questions: What is your favorite ...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

(This comic has been emoticonized.)

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Once. It was a good 30 seconds.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Same.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

I went to the comic section after readin... ★2

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

I'm not allowed to make to bitter jokes ...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Do you still hate my screw ups in gramma...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

No, you have been sorta funny lately so ...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

| | | | ★7

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

No. I don't think so.

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Hey, who here do I hate or who hates me?...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

What sour mood it has...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Yes. I am talking to the Cyanide and Hap... ★2

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

I bet he doesn't want to be such a bitte... ★1

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-06

I will kill you one day...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Ha...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Hawt.

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

What's creepy is when i tried to gif it ...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

Diarrhea ★1

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

You don't even want to see the 3rd guy..... ★4

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Good review

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

People don't get that I'm joking about p...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

It really is just rude.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

I mean jeez. Let me have something. Give...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Also I am sensing some real tension for ...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Someone did it for you.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Took this

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Also...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

How?

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Cteklite?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Inception: Astronaut inside an Astronaut... ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Maybe it means I'm both #1 and #2.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

7 2 3 4 12 6 1 8 9 10 11 5 13 14 15 16 1... ★2

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

I will concur if it makes 12th the new 5...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

I wonder if he is Kosher....

Comment to comic 1288 on 2017-03-01

What? ★2

Comment to comic 1288 on 2017-03-01

No one may know.... ★1

Comment to comic 1288 on 2017-03-01

Shh..... ★3

Comment to comic 1288 on 2017-03-01

Yes... Indeed. ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Fuck. ★4

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

You have me the idea of my new one.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Hmm............what for my next pfp

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

This one?

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28

A person greater than any God.... ★4

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-02-28

More court? Last time is saw this many w...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27

Better of the two options.

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Trashus, the God of the homeless....

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Mine is the body of homeless God.

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

1.pull out gun. 2. Check that it had amm...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

I love story time. There was a man.... ★1

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

You can't change the ways of the homeles...

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

I mean of you drink like that, I can see...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

It means "They" do. ★1

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

You have made even Jackie silent. This i... ★5

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

As long as you don't post RCG's, steal o...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

I meant 2nd but the result was so amazin...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Also fun fact: The one day I was inactiv...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

I was finally cool enough to be recogniz...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

I see some idiots in the comment section...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

So how much have I failed you all lately...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

How romantic.

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Siri can't answer everything, I know thi...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

You fool. Ignorance is bliss.

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19

My bed is made of rotten tomatoes, I do ...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-17

Plain shirted stabber stabber?

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Nah. That's my nephew.

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

You like my special appearance in the ne...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Lies. Technically we could forcefully hi...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Buy?

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

No, no, no. It's clearly Canada. ★2

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

So what's everyone's favorite ice cream ... ★3

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Don't forget to also make a radio announ... ★3

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

sobs silently in the cold Well.....time ... ★6

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Fun fact: Most homeless are either gay, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

My newest gif broke, so probably not gon...

Comment to comic 2344 on 2017-02-15

Didn't he also ask it to prom? ★2

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

That's enough fat to feed a Gutter of 20... ★4

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Why did the guy have to look like he was...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Since when have you respected me?

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Grandma got run over by

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

And Starbucks.

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Send this message to five people or a fu...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Gmena

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Gw Men

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Goran

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

There once was a fish who...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

Better than a rat. ★1

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

Done

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

Fish.

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

The.

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

With

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

Day.

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

New make a story: There was a cake that....

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

K. Took the bottom.

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Let's make a story: There once was a pro...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Who wants to try prostitutes with me?

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

She just came right to the point. ★1

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Today ★1

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Exist

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

That

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

More

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11

Shame! Shame him! ★1

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10

I question the comment section sometimes...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

He loves the life he loves.

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

Well I'm a Gutter Guy

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

I understand.....

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Pretty sick

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

One of the famous last words of a French...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

At least you have cake. ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Basically politics.

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Holy shit! A ghost! ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

Wow. The super bowl was death itself. No... ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

He broke his promise.... HE MUST BURN IN...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

It didn't work.

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

I feel like this is the one comic a blea... ★1

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Don't think that's how mathworks.... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

I could split it up into over 100 pfps w... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

So, as one of the older commenters I hav...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Better version: https://youtu.be/eCiFO7q...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Oh shit it's Crawl.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly a...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

My sword these are the knife st puns I'v...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

I feel this would have been funnier with... ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

More money, more problems. We all know s... ★4

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

It was part of the homeless rebellion in...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

So who's having a shitty day?

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

Looks like he "came" under the pressure.... ★4

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

I was expecting cops. ★1

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Free once again to make the same mistake...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Now backed to the discovery channel. Tod... ★6

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Oh yeah that keyboard.

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Remember that part where none of are fun...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

K....

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Don't B A D , Don't U C ? ★1

Comment to comic 3605 on 2017-01-25

Hail Stan! ★2

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

http://explosm.net/comics/3605/

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

WHATS WRONG WITH HAIR GOOD SIR? Have you...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Don't be a D .

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Holy shit. I just noticed what was happe...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

My parents were a Nigerian Prince and a ...

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Depend if you are on the toilet or in th...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

"Y?" ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

aeiou (And sometimes y)

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Stan

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

aeiou

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Anyone need a homeless plumber or pool c...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

Alright whatever the next 3 comics are I...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

FUCK YEA

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Great impression.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

That was gay. They kept trampling me in ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

...and let me and the Lord watch... ★2

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

The really question though......is it am... ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

Is it scary to think George Washington w...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

No, that's just an ass

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

The moon is just the asshole of space.

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

I don't care. Unless Trump does a Gutter...

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Also the reason why you set fire to an o... ★3

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

As in I am currently borrowing a Gutter ...

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

That white one. ★1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20

*In person. ★1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20

Welp, I watched it with my own eyes. Tru... ★1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20

Clearly someone doesn't attend homeless ...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

You just suck. ★2

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

To the extreme.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

Idiots. They could both just team up on ...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

Hello pieces of Trash and Gutter people....

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Don't even get me started on this one ch... ★2

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

I was sick. The Roof people poisoned my ...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

So if I get a bunch of dogs and shades, ...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Sit, sigh, suicide. ★1

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

I understand. I've been sick too, that's...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

If you can.

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Hmm. I guess the antichrist is a virgin ...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Pfft. I am with every gutter in the worl...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Clearly you should have listened to the ...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Before you did all those drugs, ruined y...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Of course.

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

I mean a full time membership can be bou...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Good. Good. He would have wanted us to s...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Idk. I guess.

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Fire_Mutt was anti human. Goats are fine... ★1

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

So I am considering building a cult to F... ★2

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Fags.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

I think that's right...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Yeah. I had to kick that thing loose to ...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

This is why you have kept the warranty.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

I learned how to secretly patronize some...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I felt like it was something you would w...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I am a man of the people.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Then clearly we eat the weaker species.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

*Amateur surgeon.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I have to say High kick is the only one ...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Nah. I need you to make more polls about...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

This world has many captain obvious's. I...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Euthanasia just takes a lot of money and... ★1

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

Jeez. Some people just don't get it...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

I always get pelted with Christmas fruit...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Nope. Still laughing. ★2

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Thanks

Comment to comic 3954 on 2016-12-11

Yep.

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Yeah, next thing you know they will want...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Oh. You still exist? ★5

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Who said Britian.

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Thanks

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

G) Royal concubine: Sex with the queen 2...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Makes me,wonder how hard he was hit. Was...

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

I love how you just ended on Aiya ★4

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

g) ThatGuyInTheGutter asking Martian Cth... ★4

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Go get a life! Heh heh heh. Stupid comme...

Comment to comic 3486 on 2016-12-07

This idiot,meant to reply to Fire_Mutt b...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Next poll ask what my next pfp should be...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Putin.

Comment to comic 4031 on 2016-12-07

71 favs. There is no hope for humanity.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Antarctica. Too cold.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GLORY SAFEST COUNTRY...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Ha, ha, ha. That's not Blackmail, this i... ★1

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

http://explosm.net/rcg?1=znp&2=vob

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Don't worry pal, keep at that and you'll...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

I know this too well....

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

A combo of cyanide and Happiness comics,...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Basically a nudist colony? ★2

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

This will be a long one.....

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

My new pfp shows the intro to my Homeles... ★2

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

More food than I'll ever eat...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

C and D are closely tied for me.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Yes.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

This was a dark time for me... 80's.... ...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Now this is depressing....

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I'm so glad you can remove rcg comments ... ★2

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

The secret order is being discovered...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

You known my favorite thing about my my ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Wait... You guys actually try? looks at ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I guess that's why he crashed.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I guess you could say....

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You wanna fight? You, me, street brawl, ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

We hit 420 comments. Time to ruin it.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

That one took way more work work than I ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Roll in bleach. CLOROX FINALLY HAS A USE...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

I still have oldest active account witho...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Thanks.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Chinese. The majority of earth is Chines...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Hopefully my first Christmas skin will u...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Oh, great lore master, I have a question...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Yep.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

There's plenty. Just go through the old ...

Comment to comic 419 on 2016-11-30

I love the little: "So I raped him" at t...

Comment to comic 4001 on 2016-11-30

Wow only two months a left?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

When you realize that God may not be the... ★1

Comment to comic 2216 on 2016-11-30

Continuation of : http://explosm.net/com...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

God, WTF man. We have a golf game at 5 a...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

When Billy met Sally, And soon after met...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

He said out, not in. Implying that an Ir...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

>~> <~< silently nods in agreement

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

He doesn't,he wants to be called big mon...

Comment to comic 1403 on 2016-11-28

As a professor, I agree.

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

But what if you don't have skin?

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Wait until it gains sentience...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

I can.

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

Happy Fire_Mutt remembrance day.

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

No. No I am not.

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

I was a Nigerian prince's cousin...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

Was there a point to this?

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

I got a hot tub installed today, at my G...

Comment to comic 1913 on 2016-11-26

Every homeless man's dream.... ); ★3

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

See you with facial hair in a week then.... ★1

Comment to comic 332 on 2016-11-25

Old me! :D ★3

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

2 more days. 2 more days until a sad eve...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Black is the new colored. No wonder my t... ★1

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Also, the boo's instead of booze part wa...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Good job, bonus points to you. And also ... ★2

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Well when my new pfp loads, can someone ...

Comment to comic 1825 on 2016-11-23

I mean, he's not wrong.

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

It's that time of year again, no wonder ... ★1

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Great mate.

Comment to comic 3182 on 2016-11-22

Not me.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Yes... No relation to me what so ever.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

See. Now if I was his teacher he would h...

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Well made..

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

No, no. East West Korea. Kanye rules tho...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

Repeat.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Not so silly now, huh? I've learned the ...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

The only thing juicy up there should be ...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Gross...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

I wish I could have anything to eat....

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

At at at the the the the air sit sit sit...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

Gutter simulator is much better. Spam sp...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

And my pfp's are always awesome too..

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I've sacrificed over 500 and also never ...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

He wants to give you free iPhones. It's ... ★2

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Obviously this is Kris rubbing in our fa...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Just remember, if you never find the lov... ★2

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

What if you have cannibalism fetish, wou...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I just want a nice girl who appreciates ...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Because you did but it takes 6 years for...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

This is about as empty as my Gutter on H...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

"I'm gonna do it!" Adolf Hitler, April 3... ★1

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Cult of Cthulhu. ★1

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

We all know Rob just wanted to skip out ... ★1

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

Isn't that the same old man from a few D...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

Screw it! I shall descrate any holy site...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

Sigh When I dies I want my ashes to be p...

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13

God_, your depressing.

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13

Sigh... ★1

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

inaudible grunting sound followed by som... ★1

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

What did he think would happen? He didn'...

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

That wasn't that bad of a joke. Are you ... ★1

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

HOLY SHIT ITS TIME!

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

America? Psh. Glory to Astrotzka ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

All of these riots about Trump make it s...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Obama care was a disaster. Bumped all ot...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

I remember the "Oil drenched seal black"...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Maybe we can finally removed the PC cult...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Vanguarda sounds more of an island count...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

So I can firgure out why the comic was l...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I live in a gutter in America but laws d... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

It's kinda ironic that when I changed fo...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I just noticed that. I thought it was a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

And I could care less even though I am A... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Do you want It out of shit so you feel a...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

So far Trump by a very small percent.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Imagine if my beard was the trump toupe?...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Yes.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Wall is impossible anyways, also most im... ★2

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Enjoy Brexit.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Member berries?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I wanted Deez for President. He was a ma...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

How pigeon combat works: 1.Kill a pigeon...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Why can't government take example from t...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Listen, if you can't at least forge a di...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Don't you mean everywhere?

Comment to comic 815 on 2016-11-06

I want a hobo buddy... ★1

Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06

Improper use of a little friend, would h...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

What about one of those robots that cost...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Think of me when you do this: I broden m...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Homeless

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

That's how I solve them? How else would ...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

"Said the Anime Dweeb" ★2

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

YOU just had to tell everyone I use Nano...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Oh right. Btw how is what you are cuffed...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Demon Magic.

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

If I had shrinking face disorder instead...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

I don't really hate any of them so 1-4

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

"Friends forever and ever." ★1

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

It's a mock up of a aging pfp I want to ...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

That's saying something...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

312415168738377:

Comment to comic 3105 on 2016-11-02

.....stop it.

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

If you think about it, since she didn't ...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

14: Lion-o 15: Adolf Hitler 16: That Guy...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

You're right....There isn't any gate in ...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

My uncle has a saying" Do what ever it t...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

At least it wasn't two spiders....

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

*Wouldn't Don't worry I am planning for ...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

If you look close enough the hobo appear...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

So how do you like my pfp of me visiting... ★3

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

Racism towards the Homeless is what I th...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

So what? Me and Martian Cthulu still don...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

Viagra?

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Do you think this entire time Darth Vade... ★1

Comment to comic 1729 on 2016-10-31

I'm surprised to not see any profiles of... ★1

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

I don't get it. I read this fine.

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

I understand wanting to die after meetin... ★1

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

I'll dress as a wizard as not to scare t...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Probably.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Due to how long it takes to load. Enjoy ... ★1

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

And the homeless still get nothing. Clas...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Realistically terrifying.

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

But I'm homeless and scared. What could ...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Yeah but sometimes it won't always break...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Genius...

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Also the new Halloween costume #3 : The ...

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Oj with Bj?

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

BEETLE JUICE!

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Hmm. I have two more Halloween skins I p...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

It's just a Homeless horror show with me...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Yeah they died of AIDS.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Herbert is a jerk.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

No numbers? Such an unprotected password...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

I totally already didn't make a mock des... ★1

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

That would be a 4th skin so maybe.

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Well since I can at least finally see th...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Molestation, because why not f**k

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Homeless

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Now to wait 3 days for my next Halloween... ★5

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Death was a pedophile this whole time .....

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

The . at the end makes me hate your exis... ★2

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Who the f**k are you?

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Butts.

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

How did Lefty already get shot? He sucks...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

Wingman saves the day again!

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

It wouldn't really solve the problem due...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

Probably someone pissed off that 4443 go...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

Seems like everyone noticed it.

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

Huh, she usually charges $5 for that on ...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

That's fighting words!

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Congrats: You unlocked 1 out of 3 of TGI... ★1

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Not really. I think of you like an ancie...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

God dammit! Everyone only gets one copy ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

You don't look like an Explosm fan. Wher... ★2

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

At least it wasn't yellow.

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

She's smokin.

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

It also says something like I am power. ...

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

I bet he also can't wait to drink his fi...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

If you catfish a man, he is fucked.

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

Nah, the women avoid gutters, tend to st...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

The lesbian sex act of oral is called Ea...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

"I'd recommend Asian or European instead...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

So that's why doctors love teeth with ca...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

Doctor Dave and the top 10 ways to roman...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

He was showing his true Dad skills.

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

I guess you could say, He got BURNED . (...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

I studied this during my younger days. T... ★3

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

And that's what started the great pun wa... ★5

Comment to comic 3981 on 2016-10-11

It's HIM!

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

Also there wasn't some random GIF either...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

I am actually two people here.

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

You motherfucker! It's my money! Mine!

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

You got me. I am actually a Nigerian Pri... ★3

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

This joke has been used too much. ★1

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Genius.

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

And use those Aids to Fuck more things. ★1

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

Just Fuck everything, a life lesson from...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09

The basics of the Homeless Gentleman's s...

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

Yep.

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

Man, I am excited for Halloween, I alrea...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-08

Would it make it even more impressive to...

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

I think it was the Rob Dave part

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

Do you think if he pulled in and out twi...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Pretty soon he will be a Homeless Dick ★1

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Your a saint!

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Yes.

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

I imagine that afterwards he tucks him i...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

No. Better people than you don't have th...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Ditto.

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

And that's why they call me Greasy Tom.

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

That's what a medical degree gets you. A...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

Body shaming is wrong. Right, Hitler Imp...

Comment to comic 3952 on 2016-10-01

nice

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Dicks.

Comment to comic 1963 on 2016-10-01

I never noticed the text below saying he...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Reminds me of the weekly homeless brawls...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30

;-; And me.

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30

I wonder if this is why they started giv...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

I wonder when people will realize I am d...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

So when they say your as drunk as a hors...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Me and that horse used to hang out. The ...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Horses don't drink so it's saying that t...

Comment to comic 4260 on 2016-09-27

Brother?

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

There was a hidden innuendo in this.

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

CrazyTom does that often saying he's a h...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Hmm.... Possum?

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Hmm. K.

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

It's an RCG?

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Or the Wizard's of buttfuckery.

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

This is why I didn't join the Boning soc... ★1

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

No they would finish at awkward momments...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Yes, but sometimes they grind for so lon...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Until death.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Honestly I have my other option in flagg...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Who do you think killed Fire_Mutt?

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

It's cut on an arm. Not mine, Frank's. ★1

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

;-; Remind of my Birthday at the dog fig...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

I got one of those on my head. But his i...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Said no one who lived past 50.

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

It's scary to think some of these new co...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

I am gonna be honest here. The only reas...

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20

He was crushed by the horde of people wa...

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

And never will.

Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19

I usually don't celebrate Halloween. Peo...

Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18

And thus, ThatPedoWhoRobsBanks won twice... ★1

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

At least I am a unique commenter and not...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

I feel like Explosm is trying to kill me...

Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17

Now we just need Cletus to take the rest...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

My midget keeps f**king up and changing ...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

Heh.

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

Living hell

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

A lot of people getting shot there in th...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

If you didn't see the previous comic's h...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14

;-; The sad origin story of ThatGuyInThe...

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

I personally recommend broken glass, vom...

Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13

If only I didn't break the vile containi...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Easy. Wait for a guy to go to the bathro...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

What password? Also writing things with ...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

I did that earlier.

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Yeah but do I know you are? I lose my me...

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Unless it's crack or marijuana, it's wro...

Comment to comic 1515 on 2016-09-12

And that was the last we saw of Fire Mut...

Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-09-12

Gross. Who eats kids? They are way too s... ★3

Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12

Store_My_Junk (when directed towards a f...

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

My ideal job: Anything

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

Oooh.

Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11

Who's Jesus?

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

praises PSES Gives him power with wizard...

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

....

Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10

I get knocked down, I get up again, ain'...

Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09

What do you think a homeless party is? ★1

Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09

Burger king ★1

Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09

Just jump in the street with a few ketch... ★1

Comment to comic 4407 on 2016-09-09

Me thinking about Deathwing everyday. ★2

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

Wait, wasn't ThatGuyInTheExSpecialForces...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

I have a phone. But not anything else.

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-09-06

And: http://explosm.net/comics/2433/

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

So many comics a homeless person like me...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

But, won't that fall out eventually?

Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05

I recently bought 3 kids and a trench co... ★1

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

I feel like we only gained more shitpost...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Homeless riot.

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Remember: Don't make the same mistake. G...

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

I pull a lot of things off for money. ★1

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

°^° The secret of universe has been reve...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

°^° Milk...... Not cow's though.

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

I wonder if the waiter will get 2 tips?

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Is that blood in the ice cream? Looks de...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Fuck him. I created that idea, but he st...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Do you think in Explosm's Seasame street...

Comment to comic 1233 on 2016-08-31

Change.

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-31

Continuation of: http://explosm.net/comi...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Spare Change.

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

I was a fake professor once. I had to le...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

No one here ever reads my book series: H...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Child, that is count Cockula, Cock sucke...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Count Cockula. He sucks something....

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

No. Its Count Cockula. Get your facts st...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

He is just that good.

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Count Cockula?

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Makes sense. So you are a genius.

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Well Fuck you to then.

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Down with society! Burn the authors! Ana...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Are you a genius?

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Blood.

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Pfft. They wipe? Gross

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

6.,...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

You ever notice how 80% of the comment s... ★2

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

This comic seems original. I am scared. ...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Me 3. I am homeless. It isn't that hard....

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Bear with me here. I liked this comic.. ...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Cteklite how does it feel to have so man...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Isn't that Say No To Drug's kid?

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

What friends are for.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

;-; Poor Blue. He should have come outsi...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

That's the wrong type of choke he was ex...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

He's been smoothed!!!

Comment to comic 1918 on 2016-08-24

Uncle ThatGuyIsNakedInTheStreet! ★1

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

What's an Elbino? A black Albino?

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Damn. They got the shirt I loaned him bl... ★1

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

No! ThatGuyInTheExSpecialForces! ★1

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Why would you care either way. You're a ...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Ah, you love bich ass white gurl too? Sh...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-23

In the last panel he looks like a bald S...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

I am having a homeless party later. We a...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Do you think of he lets the dick go it w...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

I have a phone now. Will people treat me...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Hate anything is awesome. Like people wh...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Titanium you need to learn from this. Ne...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Tissue anyone?

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

Genius

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

A rival dojo has appeared.

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

Jackie Chan want to work together to mak...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

He learned Homeless Karate, it's like re... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Yes.

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

I'll let it slide today. But next time, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Who? ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Tall Justin? HE'S BACK! All the spare ch... ★1

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

I understand where he is cumming from. H...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

Alright, you seem new around here. I'll ...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

Green proceeded to get on his knees and ...

Comment to comic 2111 on 2016-08-17

ThatGuyInTheGutter-@wannabedabest It's b...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

When he said peasant it made me feel imp... ★2

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Favorite for my insightful commentary.

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Boop ★1

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

What a clumsy guy.

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Also didn't it happen in the past?

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Who?

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

If I could afford to make an Android I w...

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Because he raped himself he will build a...

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

My cousin?

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Dammit Rob, you made me actually laugh o... ★1

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

A Deathwing comment that isn't a shitpos... ★2

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

I'd make a comment. But we all know what...

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15

You screwed it up. Are you kid ding me? ★2

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15

What a weirdo. eats roadkill ★2

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

I miss the news. It was the only news I ...

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

Your missing that weird black appendage ...

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

And thus with the teens never entering t... ★3

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

I feel unwanted. Like no one cares. Alon... ★1

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

I still can't believe he stood me up.

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

A lot of people want me gone. That is to...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

And I you were under 20 I would F them s...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

He looks familiar. Somone back in the ol...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

I'd F any of them under 70.

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

I wish I was a Professor so I could f my...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

Now he can't f anyone, anymore.

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

Grandson? Can I live in your basement?

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

Back in my day I was still homeless!

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

This

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

I was in a coma once. I thought I was a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09

Yeah. What he said.

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09

Captain Jack Sparrow vs the Scarecrow?

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09

I play the old man in this movie.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

You copied the Homeless's joke?

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

But Hobo jesus can turn water into whisk...

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

NOT THE BEES!

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

And as he rose he said: "Lets take this ...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

I don't know. The last time someone offe...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

How does that work...?

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

Homeless people marry into poor people f...

Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05

It's not even hump day.

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I DONT HAVE MONEY SO I C...

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

Yep. It lets you not have to exist on th...

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

You have the best badge, Derek.

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

My neighbor, ThatGuyInTheSewer was even ...

Comment to comic 2848 on 2016-08-02

I wish I was either of them.

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

What is that thing...?

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Nah. I give you 4 hobos out of 5. ★1

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

No. You beg like homeless person. It's a...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Badge. Badge for the homeless? Can anyon...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

This gives me an idea....

Comment to comic 4294 on 2016-07-31

This is probably my favorite C&H comic.

Comment to comic 785 on 2016-07-31

A mythical PSES comment. Wow

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Mr.meekseeks misinterpreted my wish.

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

I shall miss you. You were oneoft he few...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Someone likes me?

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

But only 190...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Hell

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

It's the only news I can afford.

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Legs get shipped off for leg day, hands ...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

I see a lot of factory reset products do...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Won't that mean he has to kill you? Whic...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Good thing he didn't check under the pen... ★2

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

I showered in the car wash and drank hea...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Oh, great. One of "these" people.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

I totally haven't been drinking. ★1

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

It was that damn dog. My beard is staine...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Alcoholism is always the answer.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Deal.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

I hate that dog. It can always get to an...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Pfft. Cthulu drives people insane? Homel... ★1

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

...Undertail is definitely worse than FN...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Welp, starting a religion I guess. PRAIS...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

I think we all just need to sacrifice to...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-29

I just realized this is the same kid who...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

I can't afford to do leg day.

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

So back to genocide. I think Deathwing i...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

Dad...? ★1

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

Man we are already at 390 comments. It's...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

sips dirty gutter water

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

We honestly just need to kill half the c...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

Huh, that's the same kid who throws rock...

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26

I plead the 5th! It's a conspiracy I tel...

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26

I can't even have insurance, let alone a...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25

We all want rags. That's how I make clot... ★1

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25

Look at mister fancy pants and his lemon...

Comment to comic 1726 on 2016-07-25

This guy has the right idea.

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25

I knew it. That's what the super zombie ... ★1

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

I always wanted to go on a plane. Travel...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

Warning. Both of these are boring! This ... ★1

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

Can I have one to eat?

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

Chapter 3 °Use bullet points to get your...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

"Got any spare change now, sir?" -Me ★1

Comment to comic 2097 on 2016-07-23

It's a girl! But we are in China.

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

This got me my job at the gas station.

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22

I am laughing so much that I am ch oak i... ★1

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22

I did the same thing as the tree. I was ... ★1

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Yeah, what he said.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Still sipping water

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

quietly sips a glass of water

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Feel better

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

It's like IPhones. Always upgrade to the...

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18

I knew it. I haven't seen him since he k...

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18

Bob? Is that you? ★1

Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16

Questions how to make a porno out of thi...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13

Wrong Door: A sensual porno experience. ... ★2

Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12

Am I the only one waiting for the eventu... ★6

Comment to comic 1833 on 2015-11-05

Well that escalated quickly.

Comment to comic 1409 on 2015-11-05

Dem furries be watching you.

Comment to comic 4100 on 2015-11-05

Okay

Comment to comic 4100 on 2015-11-05

*woop

Comment to comic 4100 on 2015-11-05

Wool doesn't hurt anyone but things esca...

Comment to comic 861 on 2015-11-05

Dry cleaners accident

Comment to comic 3634 on 2015-11-04

Intercourse* ★4

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

Why are you blaming Fire_Mutt? It was Me...

Comment to comic 2880 on 2015-11-04

Somewhere out there....a Fire_Mutt is la... ★1

Comment to comic 1049 on 2015-11-04

At least not them all at once!

Comment to comic 2503 on 2015-11-04

No. She can it's just like climbing a mo... ★2

Comment to comic 2040 on 2015-11-04

Never even made it out of the parking lo...

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

Trouble with the family?

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

Whoa Swiss watch replicas for such cheap...

Comment to comic 1971 on 2015-11-04

You dare speak to the original ones? ★1

Comment to comic 2517 on 2015-11-04

I could eat.

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

DOWN MEME GENIUS WANNABE! DOWN!

Comment to comic 2116 on 2015-11-04

I'm gonna let it shine...

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

Obviously he didn't have enough gym badg...

Comment to comic 4107 on 2015-11-04

Never! ★1

Comment to comic 1979 on 2015-11-03

So he just walks around in a Captains ou...

Comment to comic 1233 on 2015-11-02

It's sad to know that those games will p...

Comment to comic 853 on 2015-11-02

Relax, it's just MENstruation. ★6

Comment to comic 1938 on 2015-11-02

One of those ads where the dinosaur appe... ★1

Comment to comic 4102 on 2015-10-30

Stares in English

Comment to comic 421 on 2015-10-30

Ash leave that Gardevoir alone. Remember... ★3

Comment to comic 596 on 2015-10-30

I got one. It BLEW me away.

Comment to comic 3716 on 2015-10-30

(´･_･`)

Comment to comic 4102 on 2015-10-30

Guys, Stop talking about how Well that e...

Comment to comic 4099 on 2015-10-27

I like my women like I like my life, dep...

Comment to comic 2732 on 2015-10-26

So ashamed.

Comment to comic 1224 on 2015-10-26

She didn't have goat milk. Obviously it ...

Comment to comic 2160 on 2015-10-26

I feel this is a predicted metaphor for ... ★1

Comment to comic 4096 on 2015-10-24

I wish commenting was more limited so I ...

Comment to comic 1218 on 2015-10-22

Puns.

Comment to comic 1260 on 2015-10-18

You....I don't like you.

Comment to comic 1581 on 2015-10-18

The cliffhanger. Will we ever know where...

Comment to comic 2109 on 2015-10-18

The Brazilian I assume?

Comment to comic 3217 on 2015-10-15

You know people married pokemon right? I...

Comment to comic 4080 on 2015-10-15

A new religion

Comment to comic 4083 on 2015-10-11

When you realize all the new commentator...