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ProfessAdeath

1470 comments (2016-11-27 – 2021-02-09) to 178 comics
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Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

No ducking that jab ★1

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

Spoiler alert ★2

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Cue Aerosmith ★2

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Johnny Come Early a.k.a. Johnny Ample se... ★7

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

:edge, eddge, n eddgy: ★5

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

I bet JCL goes through a lot of pants. O... ★4

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

He could come up with a better username ... ★3

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

`θ°θ´ ★3

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

But he's also a masochist who likes it

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

It most definitely is.

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

(But it's not poison)")

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

Muh muh muh my, Corona ★2

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

Don't tempt the flagots

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

He then got that haircut by breaking the... ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Tasteless ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2020-04-26

I second this

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-26

It took me being completely out of it to... ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

You are now ICP's lucky number. Congrats...

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Favorite for nothingness

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Well at least you're already in the bath... ★2

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

flashbacks ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

This ass has been pinched ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Now he can get laid

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

it's just something that I used to enjoy...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

I didn't feel like making new avatars on...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

At least you're surprised

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-17

Orange you glad it isn't a bowling ball?... ★3

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-15

Ahead of his times.

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

I think he's being used.

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

It's decent.

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

And back into your lane

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Wait for it...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

knucklear war ★2

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

Presentations usually aren't that hard .... ★2

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

You can hide them if you don't want to s...

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10

You are not the guy to tell me. You are ... ★1

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09

Blue tiful metaphor. ★3

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

I might try. My brother and I used to di... ★1

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Some come ready with a pin-on mechanism ... ★1

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

I brought no cigarettes.

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

The fuck... ..Is there an infinite land ...

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Hat ers.. ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

He only flaunts it to hide his tiny ball... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06

Yeah buddy! After a year of crawling thr... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Crucify him! ★3

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-07

Where you at Bear? ★1

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Going with who's currently directly abov...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30

Evidence #99; Suspect #6 jp

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Fuck bitches, get funny.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29

What are you supposed to be, a modded Ni...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Some douchy comments don't work outside ...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Take a knap..

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

No, but you want to push in that directi...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

@MrVioletRose Yeah, you bissh. Quit tryi...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

No, I meant nuggets ..

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

Yeah, honestly I've enjoyed plenty of yo...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

You keep using that word "fact"... ..I d... ★1

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

Nah, hoe.. ...wishes are for bitches lik...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

It's an old slogan. It helped popularize...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

I really do like this comic. ★1

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

I asked who to kick in the crotch and yo...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

So you two line-jerks are the same perso...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

How? Because I'm better than you..

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

It's: Wendy's "Where's the beef?"

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Where are the flaggots when you need the...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

My memory deletes garbage, sorry I'm not...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Stop demonizing yourself. Your hammer ta...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

That cop must live in a world of nuggets...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

He'll slow it down. I'm back.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

What bullshit are you afoot with now? Fu...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

kicks User #74967 in the crotch with bon...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

I say, "Go ahead and favorite yourself..... ★2

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

Favorites himself

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

I disguise as I motherfucking please.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Nah, in the future it gets better. And t...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

It's lame down here nowadays.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Tick = Tick Tock / 2

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

I know who that used to be; What's he go...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Actually, I think this might be the one ...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Nigga, that ain't no fact. Go back to tr...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Alright... Who's crotch do I need to kic...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

I'm honored.. My mom will drop the money...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Once... ..... I tried to comprehend. I t...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

I

Comment to comic 3938 on 2017-07-25

ICP is actually hardcore about perspecti...

Comment to comic 3938 on 2017-07-25

Favorite, but fuck you. I wanted to make...

Comment to comic 3937 on 2017-07-25

Now that's what I call commitment to the...

Comment to comic 2464 on 2017-07-25

[You flopped]

Comment to comic 937 on 2017-07-25

Cyber Bullying: The Metaphor

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

I'm spamming this.. ...everywhere.

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-25

Because I don't find the living as sacre...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

Ay yo, my man wants to talk to you.. See...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

I keeping reading it in StrongSad's voic... ★1

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Yes, he doesn't not.

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been on much l... ★1

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

"I'm a consumer whore!" "And how!"

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

HAPPINESS_IS_DEATH ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Pasta matter wit him? ★2

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12

Shut up, Dragon.

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12

You got it...

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

He's anal retentive.

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-12

Breaks fourth wall You're late.

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12

Here you go. ( user ) A miracle. (loser)...

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12

"I am a banana!" ★1

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

I drew that.

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

The annals of anals.

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Based off of the children's storybook.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

That tree was planted in my space .

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

FINALLY!

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-02

You're good.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Just look at that form!

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

feeling. Kind of like a panicking deja v...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

through that new door.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

, eager to see what lied ahead, closing ...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

a door.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

in a room.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

The rare "human self-socket".

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

No audition necessary!

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-07-01

Gross or not....

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-07-01

No one else? Sees the 69?

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

That's a hard on(e) to laugh at.. ★3

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-27

↑My Name Is ProfessAdeath↓

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-26

Say hello to my little friend! ★2

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

C&H!daily

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24

The passing avatar was of a ghost lol

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-23

I understood it : 3

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

I feel like I probably should've picked ...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Dang..... just dang ..

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-23

......?

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-23

This has been done before.

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-23

Sally, Dwayne, Anthony, David, and Frank...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-23

throws throwback joke backwards

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-23

And these are all things. Ideas of conce...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Hint: I 'like' when people point that ty...

Comment to comic 3740 on 2017-06-23

That's why I'm a pharmacophobe..

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

And then your friend. ★1

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

Yes. Then I hunt you down.

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

It said PEW?

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

This conversation could go on for infini...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

No.

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

You're still president?

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

The paradox is: We likely have achieved ...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

*0.34 ★1

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

....when you least expect it.

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

Ooohhhh, maaan. That took too long for m...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

I'm not sure, I was sort of thinking som...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Tachyon speed is achievable, just also i...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Sure I could. Just didn't.

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Thanks, Captain Unoblivious.

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

That's because you don't have a nose.

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-21

I'm totally going to ask my wife later i...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-21

Yeah that's about right, as far as what ...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21

NOT MY MOM AS YOUR MEME!

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

What was the previous bid? Okay Drew, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Mr. Bean. ★1

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

FOR THE BOTTOM [QFT]

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

You are sooooooooooo ooooolllld.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-20

Woah, okay bro don't lose your composure...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-20

stands on top I really hope I don't get ...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-20

Hey don't stand there until....ooOoOOAAO...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-20

Yeah! Silly nigga.

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Who in.. the fuck are you?!! [;D] I've s...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Sure, I'll help you get going this once....

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Terrible Human #0.9999+

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

Way jew soon for so many bad jew jokes. ...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-19

Say no to Flaggots.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-19

An S Tree D?

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

The two phases you don't want to hear af... ★4

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-19

I always get told I look like he could o...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

He's one ballsy doctor!

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Order now! For mediocre jokes!

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

for the bottom<]

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

[>Enemy concept here

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-19

That was my Daddy!

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-19

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfuc... ★3

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

COME ON, COME ON

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Resists adtitional boob joke.... ... fai...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Error.

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Selfish Shellfish.

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

, in fact: No harm no foul, Gangrene. I'...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

that are one-time deals

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

innocent little

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

people like

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

the hell

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

This ain't fruit week...

Comment to comic 2692 on 2017-06-18

Millennial Bro's backstory. Lol

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

boiii ★2

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

like mine

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

comment chains

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

you kill

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

do

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

How

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

stores tears to sell to Nestle

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

And faints..... The bar was not tender.

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

Ha!

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

I don't even drink or appreciate alcohol...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Yeah sure, yeah sure, three bags flull.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Come again...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-17

Corny.

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-06-17

Shitpoostew.

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-06-17

You are not the father..

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

"No shit"

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Jesus shit! Didn't even notice that was ...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

It's called tree rectile dysfunction.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Is good shit.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Pardon my French.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Lacrosse joke has been done already.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

That is Groot.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-16

An ambiguous pun.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

too concerned with the pineal-like thing...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Anybody want some of this.. ...Kool-Aid?... ★1

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

You're not Ron.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Blah blah blahck sheep.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Well, he had to rig those "miracles" som...

Comment to comic 1500 on 2017-06-14

That's fucked up.

Comment to comic 1500 on 2017-06-14

I'm not alone. ★1

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-14

The rust is real with this one.

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-14

"That's what they said."

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-14

Huhhh...you thought of a tiny woman too?...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-14

This turned ugly fist.

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-14

Why me?!! Why is this so fucking funny t...

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-14

Nigga, how are you gonna be lost enterin...

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-14

Spelled a little different: https://play...

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-14

Will the real Slim Reaper, please stand ...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

"GAY"

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

I once peed on it.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

Don't you start getting biblical again.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

STAIN GRENE

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

Nah; fuck it. You pass this time, but in... ★1

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

Yah! (My last chance to be involved!!)

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

The Man Himself, again. waits to see if ...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

I like how this comics number jumps back...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

@My name is Death C- A lot of punctuatio...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

But can you see why kids love the taste ...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

How low.. ...can you go?

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Why the fuck would Will even care??

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Alright, auction is still open! Dragon p...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

SOUL EATER

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

No, go ahead, I don't think I've heard i...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Because I'm still here... ..nigga.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Unless they're already fat.

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

You're such a rebel..

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Nice speaking voice.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

The only anime I could ever legitimately...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-27

Grabs Munty Dylan's foot with one-way ta...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

BOO!!!

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Twas @MajesticCoconut only.. ;P

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-27

I would, but saying "no homo" after ever...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-27

@Bran Man No. For 1: I ALWAYS HATED ALCO...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-27

* floats off

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-27

He's been skipping class lately, this is...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-27

Seriously... ..why does everyone think e...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-27

I don't pity hot air blown from a Dragon...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-27

@DV It's cool... I ain't going no where....

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-27

Thought so... Well... you.. ....better s...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Being is perceiving. ★2

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Or a goat.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Yo momma's so fat, she permanently chafe...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Bottom comment up for auction! Make your... ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Did someone say some once?

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26

Okay, Yellow Star's creator. ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

retrieves stash

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

hides stash

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26

Jk.

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26

Lol you know what my friends made me do ...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26

The ones that survive end up being expos...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-26

"Didn't see that coming." How many Drago...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that's just...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Holy shit, I'm almost thirty ...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Hey guys, I found out ProfessAthought(Th...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

...........................................

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Is English your second language?

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

New conspiracy triggered.

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

This comic's on flea k.

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Play balls!

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Almost thirty.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

You'da alt, brotha! clicks tongue and fi...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

http://explosm.net/rcg/hplunwhpl

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I'm complacently okay with that assessme...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Brandon The Weeaboo Dragon punned here t...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-23

I found you, somewhere else.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I will never give up on this site. This ... ★3

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I'll never make that mistake again.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Fux witme.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Depression is a side effect much more ma...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Yeah, as an alternative to potentially h...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Get medicinal cannabis legalized federal...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Happens all the time... I watch the line...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

To this comic.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

(period pun)

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

A case about the attention two spammers ...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I love Cyanide and Happiness I'm glad th...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I'll probably be the last commenter to p...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Foolstop. ★2

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Haha that's what I was trying to get at ...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

I think it's because it was a stale pun ...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-22

"..as long as that holds true, ..." gg

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-22

Gusto

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

I don't know if I detest you..... ..or r...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

@Nicholaidus the Great In case you don't... ★2

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Okay, and now even I miss the old niggas...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Does that make the 'Pain Olympics' porn?... ★2

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

"2nd to last."

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

http://explosm.net/comics/2910/ ★1

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

My nigga, what is a reputation? ★1

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

This is becoming a real rump roast.

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Try saying that much until you find some...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

"I'm totally trippin', bro!"

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Cl ass ic.

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-22

I'm always just fucking playing, any ol'...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-22

........................one day............

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-22

taps on left shoulder of Dragon pun here...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Idk why I keep reading "zoidberg". ★1

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Penicillin & Depression

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

@MVR: ...this guy... http://pineight.com...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Well... loads scale -piercing bullets Ti...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Maybe everyone's to nice these days and ...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Watch out, he might become the next Dph ...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-21

@Brandon TW Who were you talking to?

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Who, my wife? ★1

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

[Never mind... ..He's bald] Golllllllldb...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-21

* Flaggots ★2

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-21

Why, because I've mistakingly called you...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

"Your time is up, my time is now!" "It's...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Not Mick Foley. All four of his gimmicks...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

ProfessAdeath's comment for Mni Death of...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

That is sexually explicit.... pretend fl... ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Subverting History.

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-20

IT'S-JOHN-CENA!

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

lunar's running it allegedly, but still,... ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Don't make light of mental disorders bro... ★2

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

He for sure encouraged the lifestyle.. ....

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

No one mention anything.... Just let it ...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Not now!!! WooooooHoooo!!!!!!

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

I am the realest nigga on this site, bab...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Oh, is that what we do now?? Make alts a...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

That doesn't mean shit coming from you, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

You fucking knew better. You conscientio...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

God damn it, but I never took you as a s...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

That was a love story?

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

That either, nigga.... ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Where's the fuck?!

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Fuck you lunar. ★1

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

That is nomosexual as hell...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

I bet making spinach an entertaining eli...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

A Bikini

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Sucking

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

*Fifth

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

Seventh.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

You're cool, man. I'm just sharing the -...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Still, how annoying...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Yup, breezed right past that....

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

"Not Another Judgmental".

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Shit, are you Astro?

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Ate Mile.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

You really do favorite yourself, don't y...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

@MniD You know it's not a trillion perce... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

What the hell do you mean by that anyway...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I would say, "Put down the gun, bro........

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Just don't even bother reading this shit...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I really don't even get it....

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Of course not, have you ever even checke...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I didn't call you evil, I simply called ...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

At least you know I mean well. Bless you...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Well, I've lost a lot of weight recently...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Why anyone? What kind of throw away logi...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

No.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I'm still ignorant as to what discord ac...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I'm really trying not to repeat myself, ...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Please.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

So it's all in tone perspective . (Doubl...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Do you not follow any of my posts? I'm d... ★4

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

And now we have to wait a full 24hrs to ... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Have a favorite. ★2

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Succubi? They're actually just "dude" fa...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

So I gave a shout out to lunarLegion.......

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Passes

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

I'm really trying not to. The son of a b... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

No.

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Ahem, it was a transgender chicken. ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I know right, but I use asterisks becaus...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Do you even still have my first clone th... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Actually, thanks to my wife pointing it ...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

And this has been _12302_MinmusxMinmus's... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

I like my women like I like my dick........ ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

That's oddly one formality I'm not sure ...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Like, "just be yourself", kind of cool. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Just be cool. ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Disc lame r. I didn't actually "touch" h... ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Sorry if that's true, but the irony is a...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-17

TAXIII!!!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-17

[In his own jhole.] ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-17

PUSHES kaidkaid02 BACK OFF

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-17

Steadily thrusting rocks at you while yo...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

So I know of course Dph is temporarily "...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

@NtG Just delete it and repost like I do... ★3

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Translucent asexual. ★1

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

The future is infinitely in a state of s...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Fuck you.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Touching Judgmental's link... ★3

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Oh, is that your daughter? ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-17

Now kneel before zog

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

... word? 0.o

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

It's okay, properly named one. He doesn'... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-17

I can't replyhack yet, so....

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-17

meh gg

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

Eggselsior! ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

@HowDoYouDoSpace? ""

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Which is why I don't trust mental health... ★2

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

That's the power of not giving a fuck! ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

I feel ya.

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!! W...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

If anyone saw my comment that was here b...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

" Aiya better run!" ★3

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Actually if you were to be a demon out o... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Tell me the difference in how they used ... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

........ ...nigga I've been saying nigga... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Thank you heavenly father God, who's som... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

The chick in question watched a hentai h... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

You're an eggdiot. ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

@Dragon Stop fishing for favorites. Stop...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

^^^then blossoms this^^ Him responding t...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

I notice those guys get steadily flagged...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Back to back to back to back to back at ...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

shines light in the dark ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

You've been really getting noticeably be... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

These niggas be niggin'. ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

The Man Himself.. ...bro.

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

No, he was around quite a while after th...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Except goldfish. ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Hive five!! ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

That's specieist... Besides that's based...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-16

There's suppose to be an Earth shatterin...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

How much pun does a Dragon pun here drag...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

I'm the type of guy that'll laugh at a f...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

I miss my boy, lunarLegion! ★1

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-16

Wait, is that a good or bad thing?

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-16

Nvm I get it now...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-16

I didn't realize there's an actual black...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-16

Do you play online poker?

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Sure you do: cut this

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-16

Twhwat?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-16

I'm sure he welcomes you...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Everybody's touched that ass... ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Congrats mothersucker, you figured it ou...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

I were eating from our local ditchline y...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

....Have I ever crossed this.. ......lin... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Dragon pun here, simply calm the fuck do...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-15

You're one year older than my dad if tha...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Monster Hunter fanboy, eh?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Depends on the individual species assign...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

High Explosive Pigeon used Explosion... ...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

The effectiveness's works out perfectly:...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Where's that damn line....

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

It's time to play Explosm's favorite gam...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

That's honestly two different versions.....

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Ash is quite like Jesus. Even sacrificin... ★1

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

" Crucify him!! "

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

"Fight the void, Bob!"

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

f u t u r e - s p o I i e r

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

I - m e a n - b o o s t e r - g o l d s'...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

h u n t e r

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

Obviously a flying/ground type.

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

else. ★2

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

You're Worce-stershire than two puns in ...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

Fuck, seriously? That's weird. No Cactur...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

He seems rather immortal... Although, hi...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

J-E-L-L-O

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

I'm sorry I always seem directed at you;...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Nope. Why, something worded awkward?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14

Gays = Shinies ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-14

Smurf rape?

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Now this is how not to shitpost. There's...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

...Don't breathe this. ★1

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

And twins only come from twincest.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Can't stop. Won't stop.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

I, Adolph Oliver Bush..... ★3

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

"You guys."

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YA MAKES YE STRONGER !...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

I kind of want him to.. ?

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

From sweat...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

BrothrDrgnCage Great Or Fists of Furry

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

* http://explosm.net/rcg/lcmqkguts

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Wade Motherfucking Wilson.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

And a slow, stupid way to drown.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

I'd tell you .....

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

I tell ya, it's been a lucky feeling and...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

His middle name.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Well... .....I agree with you for once.....

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Bare ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Brothr ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

That ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Fuck ★1

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Found it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

@below That's fucking hilarious.

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Nope, you are?

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-12

P rofessAdeath l ifts o ut t he T hin w ...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-12

* Shows Millennial Bro his heart.

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-12

And I.. ...instruct soul wraiths, for a ...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-12

Either I'm extremely fucking CRAZY or I'...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-12

@NtG Just ignore him.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-12

* Pisses extensively upward ★1

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-12

I'd never try shrooms because they say y...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

@ Brandon below: Me 7. Get well soon, br...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

No wonder I often don't find your humor ...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

You're fuckin' horrible...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

Curiosity: @User & KC If that number, co...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

Commend this.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-12

Apparently "you are" your profile pictur...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

"Hi, yes... .....I'm looking for a Huggi... ★1

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-12

Fuck guns. No puns. I'd rather be a shog...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

...It's a 3-way pun.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

The only death that ever mattered: http:...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

"Professionally".... ;|

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

I think somebody ate it...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12

Unrelated: http://explosm.net/rcg/oybnif...

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-12

Do I know you?

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

* decapitates BrothrBear * looks for Dra...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Reminds me of that random song from the ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

* Kills Not Dragon's Tibia character

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

* ponders today's short...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Favorite +1 Originality.

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

I almost did until my dude friend I was ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

By THIS account I mean this one only. I ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Yeah you've definitely lived up to your ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Hey, the God damned flag system isn't a ... ★2

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

What about the mentally handicapped?

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

After today, I'll be finished with quitt...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-10

Reality http://explosm.net/rcg/fgslpbbfi...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

* clit mactic

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

Land of the D's , home of the yanks.

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

Should I fight this guy s ?

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

Noooooo! I was going to make that joke, ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

I still need to play that.

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

Better late than never, I guess..... ......

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

I really think so...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

This story, is the story of young Pokemo... ★2

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

I'm going to have to charge you guys att...

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

I don't think that word means what you t...

Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10

* throws origin of joke

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08

* throws down an A-bomb

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08

I don't think anyone, except maybe brief...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08

Wrong. Unless you're not trying what I'm... ★1

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-08

Late... ...as..... ..fuck.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Or a South Park character.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Ye probably should of reworded this befo...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

I recently discovered that I'm GoPromose...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

It's fuckin' hard nails on a chalkboard ...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Why the fuck are you crying?

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

You suck balls...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

I taught him.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Woahahaha! So know if you happen to post...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

@Pyrolight "...but don't call him a dick...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Hmmmmm......... . ..........

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Hey! ...Is this the sign up for the deat...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

It's all good, brethren.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

I'm the punber pun fan of this comic!

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

For real Nicholaidus? You see me as this...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Jello worms.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

Hell no. .......I was about to guess Dra...

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06

It's always been a thing in the hip hop ...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

You only know one reason why.

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

Flaggot attack!

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

I don't get what you're saying.

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

...I'm not sure how to handle this.... *...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

*Speech impediment required.

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

Thanks, Captain Sherlock!

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

N ah I nuit, g et g one a nd w alk h ome...

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

Pineapple express + Online gaming refere... ★1

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

I Am confused.... ...about how Nicholaid...

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

What's that tell you guys about the newe...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

and not read

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

&M's ★1

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

There's a myriad of unconcieved people i...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

glares at the sun

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

Middle.

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

All ingestions of the human centipede wi...

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03

Of sound mind, body, and spirit

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02

Ok... ... GET OUTTA HERE

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02

Attention: Loot tin ant; Only Bedight Va... ★2

Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02

Hide your wife.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-28

Oh man. How old am i? When this was made...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

Rob's more conceptual art is my favorite...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

I don't know how I ended up posting that...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

The answer wasn't time though... It does...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

* throws fairy laced tomato FTL downward...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

Not sure what you're talking about.... h...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

That's it, I quit...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

Truth is you can stop and stare.

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

that eerie chain

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

The right "quality" shit, in this case, ...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

»»Unexpected Comment««

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

You mean your cat's tired....

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

You've never had a toiletgator snip at y...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

You answered my riddle better than I fuc...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Thankfully now and again we can clog it ... ★2

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

The moral of this story: Kill yourself.

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

......I really don't know what you're ta...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

A riddle.... I'll destroy what you built...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

@Dp here I'm joking! High-five that shit...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

You want the jagged side up or down on e...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

And Matt was gnarly! Not saying he was b...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Dave better than Rob? Are you another fe...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Why did the bike fall over? Because he w...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Ouch! God damn it!

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Whose footprints are these?

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Hey guys........ ...........Dragon pun h...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Cy-an suck my dick... .....I mean a dick...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

I'm far too fucking ninja... Besides... ...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Every time I've read it, it's gotten stu...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Today's comic was an obvious set-up........ ★3

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

Amen. ....and after all of that badgerin... ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

PSA: Fucking favbot has struck again I'm... ★2

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

* throws rotten tomato ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

I'll carebear stare that goofy ass anine...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

I can't doo it. ★2

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

This doesn't cut all HM slave jokes off.... ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

~puts up drag on shields and defense bea...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

* nudges

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

Stu pun dous.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

Some are still waiting on the community ...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

Approximately... Oh hell I don't know: '...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

I've never even seen a damn cherry tree!...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

I always just brought a 'different ho' n...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-26

Go home, Weeaboo.... You're drunk.

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

*cleanses scene of jizz with insane amou... ★2

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

"MEEELLVIIIIN!" ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

You're cool.... ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

There's nothing like standing outside, l... ★3

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

666/777 ★2

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

* Pees on Dave's desk ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Whatever happened to Burgundy Settee #3,...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-25

Because gay isn't an official color yet.... ★9

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

I'm assuming an average one.

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-25

... .

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-25

Ah the wars...... still got me thinking ...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

It's fruit week all the way for me.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Really? You use home-made, to no product...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Is it * winds day already? ★5

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Maybe it represents different denominati...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Bi......................................... ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

P ass -"ions" of the Christ.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Wow, you made lunarLegion ignore your se...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Yeah, but fuck wasps! ★1

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Ex stink tion! ★3

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

It's just the second verse to this: http...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Don't nag me, nagger!

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

As a Professor of Death, I remind you of...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Yep, because she's actually a guy. ★2

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Woah. That looks horrible now that I'm b...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Easy: Naggers.... Next....

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

*shoots fiery tomato out of the sky and ...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Or nipples... ...o.0... ...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

*throws fish

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

*throws rotten tomato into space

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-24

Why not just delete some of it in the fu...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-24

[A-hem! This wasn't a set-up for a Full ...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-24

There was more proof that he was addicte...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-24

Carved in stone; until Explosm Death Pan...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

♫♪I am my own worst enemy♪♫ ♫♪I'm not th...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

....quitters. ;)

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Seems out of context as fuck.

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

Anybody else getting flashbacks and mixe...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-23

Ghost Recon?

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

On the below note: I mutually accept.......

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-23

{Spam-free} [Throwback(For some.)]

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

Or vice versa ;D ★1

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23

♫♪We don't die!♪♫

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

Hey we both are of resilient personaliti...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

Do you want it pointblank?

Comment to comic 1120 on 2017-04-23

I love this site so much but some of the... ★1

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

He talks in the third person and I guess...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

That'd be fresh! Minus the clap activate...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

Have a reply. ★1

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

I think who's an alt account? You undeni...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

I'll trade you.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

I stopped reading halfway through.... I'...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

"...Do you suck dicks?!" .....

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

Motherfuckin' THANK YOU!

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

W'the hell is a weeb?

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

Something that's been around long before...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

Shit, shit, shit, Shitnora, shit your bo...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

I believe you..............................

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

You'll thank me later.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

Have a favorite! ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-23

Nein!

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

We are catering to you, it's the P.C. th...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

*Only when you're around.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

@Curlygirl I find it odd. I don't really... ★2

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-23

@DrAgony Some people do "similar things"...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-23

Another oblivious bleeding heart.....

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-23

Caramedic.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23

"Help! Favorite my friend!"

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Yeah, "him". That's biased.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Thanks, Michael Jackson.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Hey guys, ASCII M4N here. You know I've ... ★1

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

I've stuck a ment up my ass! PLEASE MAKE... ★1

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and I'm a little horny ★1

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or fondles me publicly ★1

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

@Dragon putin Did you flag this innocent...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Ok..... .............I'm never smoking o...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

...No one...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

So that's where your favorites are comin...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

There's current ly enough bad jokes here...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-22

"ahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

You don't know the whole story yet, pimp...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Plenty plausible... .....I'd say that ma...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Taking the astronaut avatars before I co...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

You are, "The" Shit, Pino.... I'm sorry ...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

*responds too(?)

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

http://explosm.net/comics/4185/

Comment to comic 4175 on 2017-04-22

Christian movies typically don't show "a...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Butt....

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Quality hasn't dropped, that's insulting...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

IT'S.......... .........OVER?.............. ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-22

@NickyG I highly doubt it.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-22

....... ...........I was wrong... * flag... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-22

gives no fuck

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

https://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Knuckleheads only eat knucklesandwiches....

Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-04-22

Nigga's cool. ★1

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Woah, I'm not falling for that shit.

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Of course this award always goes to: Arm... ★1

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

inserts private part ★3

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Meh.. ★2

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

Haha, it was a statement not a demand, s... ★3

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-21

Putting "your daughters father" in "your...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-21

And Frobo.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-21

Not boring, not yet.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Should they though?

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Noted.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Too soon, bruh. Give it time to air out....

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

Damn close. ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

I read crisis of infinite colonels.... A... ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

THINKING I'M A VILLAIN

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

A MIRROR!!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

**FIND

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

, IS ALL MY "KAIDKAID" IS FOR!!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

BETTER THAN ME!!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

"That's the PinoPower baby!"

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

I pwnd you.....

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

How do two planes make three towers fall...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

Heterosexual!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

No haha, tilt either your screen to the ...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-21

*most ammedspayed

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-21

@The Weeaboo Zogaridan got his extremely... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-21

Bless you.

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-21

luuunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-21

No shit?

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

I've almost run out of onomatopoeias. I ...

Comment to comic 1878 on 2017-04-21

Correction, some bees have hair that con... ★4

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21

Like my fingers from all of the flagging...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Yeah but my pee is laced with leptospiro...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

My physics teacher got busted for drugs....

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

@PinoBatch I've been wondering, what is ...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

He's just too damn unique. Like a search...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Yes, Matter-Eater Lad.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

I still don't now who Derek is but I'll ...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Alright that one, whoever did it, he did...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

I prefer psychological warfare.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

@Dragon You got my favorite there... ......

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Chresus Jist guys it is still 4-20!!

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21

Hmmmmmm.. haha! If had to guess they hum...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21

* He's clean guys!

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Du... Du hast... Du hast mich. Du hast m... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Hint: 'Dragon pun here' was on the exact...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Bye, Miss American Pie. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

* pees on ThatGuy's foot ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

A parabolic yet biographic analogy, groo...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

*Loosens lid off Hyrulian jar.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Hahaha I don't get why it's green; I gue...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

I don't understand the fucking issue, ex... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Of course you do. .......... .......

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Bac- ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Eminem 101 for you unaware kids out ther...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

You know how I know you're gay? ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Technically can be the name of a room; A...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Who needs anything when you have a big d...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Okay; today, I can answer this...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

I don't give a fuck... God sent me to pi... ★1

Comment to comic 4139 on 2017-04-19

Best avatar ever....

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Bees nuts.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

I think you three are all super c ool an...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

That'll be a drag .

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Pst........ ..hey. Samurai are fucking J... ★3

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

What's a wiggly dick got to do to get so...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

But what can you do.....

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Beecause you're bees ... AmIright? Bee y...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Why the awkward silence?

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

@Dragon putz here Aaaaannd: http://explo...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

..... .........**"I'm a comic nerd too."...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Then prepare to lose several hundred sex...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-19

Near-miss... 'Old English' saves you.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-19

Here, I'll replace it.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-19

Nah... lol I didn't even notice that. I ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-19

Good.... ...I hope it wasn't important.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-19

The correct answer is: . . . . . . . . .... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Riddle Attack! At the end of your day wh...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

You're nice.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Bee awesome.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Zuul.........!!! ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

You're on the right track! ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

......... " Bitch. " .............one lo... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

This didn't mean make more alternates. ★3

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Forcing this into a petition. ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

You were busy sucking dick. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

A) Reply(to him) if you're confused. B) ... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Please don't take this the wrong way, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

........ ......Let that seep in.... ★2

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Fag a havorite

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

aaAHA HAHAHa-aha! ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

(Sigh)... .....another Thursday tomorrow... ★2

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-19

I take some of this back; I genuinely no...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-19

Btw the feeling's more than typically mu...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

........................... ...elation c... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

It's always been too vulgar of a pic. Ev... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

@Dragon pun here No one? ProfessAdeath 2...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

http://explosm.net/comics/4570#comments ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Oops.spoO ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Yeah I should of posted a lyric video.. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

That's actually one I never made on you.... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

C'mon son, keeping fuckin' with me... I ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Now who's stealing jokes. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Thus, counterproductivity. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

[Can't hyperlink apparently] ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

* whistles by... https://youtu.be/Bjado-... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

You're transmutating me into a cyberbull...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

You're such an attention whore.....

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

You guys haven't figured out PinoBatch y... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Here here. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Floating teeth and eyes. ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Good morning! ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

No you ain't bitch shut up. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

The time of your life! ★3

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-19

* Hack!

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

If you keep doing that to your face it'l...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Calm down dude, you'll cause fucking sce...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Looks chill to me....

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Frogurt

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-19

Why the fuck me anyway? Because I'm a st...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Don't you.... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

The great white buffalo....

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

straight '_'

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

C'mon Cyanide, it's time to get my Rain ...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

I see some circus, Juggalo shit going on...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

Yeah but not Dragon puns, queerbait.

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

Heh, that's funny.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

I don't know but, I know I'm gonna miss ...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-18

I remember there use to be someone here ...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-18

He "MemeGeniusWannabe"'s

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-18

Sorry I could of specified more than the...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-18

We'll just take over Canada.

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-04-18

Onomatopoeia nazi but it's spelled: *ono...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammal...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

That his mom bought him. ★1

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-18

Just playing? Idrek anymore....

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-18

Planet of the spanks

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-18

*Reaches in pants.....

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

This looks like a good place for this: V...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

1 point for each of you.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

No use for it. Still i probably will eve...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

Wannabe *Bikini dragon

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

If reds are so freely given the fuck out...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

No he's definitely not red worthy anymor...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

Hey, a family that masturbates together ...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

OH NO.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

Meh, can't we just do the next one?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-18

There you go, chap.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

@Noodle Ever heard of Mischief Brew? I w...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

My dick.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

There, now you can pretend you're not al...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

Proof! BRING...ME...HER...HEAD...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

A dope one I don't deserve.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18

I checked by there, by my SNES, Nintendo...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

* glass shatters

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Inspiring..... Where's my Russian Roulet...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

But you have poor language skills in you...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

I see what you did there...!....¡....|.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

You see guys?! This is why we can't have...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Bpbpbppbpbppppp.....

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

It can take up to 24hrs to change avatar...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Fuck your privates.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

@BrothrBarely I hate porn. Real women fo...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Really?! Greater than the FBI?.... hmmm....

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Let's take anti-virus, firewall, malware...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

No, nigga. ....Shut the fuck up.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Mine's changed, everybody.

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Like Deadpool and Thanos?

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

They took er jerbs!!

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

What would be a neat language to get tha...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

@SJ I could probably honestly say that I...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I don't follow the news because I can't ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

That's essentially how we got the book o...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

I hate porn. Too many dicks. Real women ...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

You just Google image don't you? That's ...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

People can still watch you through your ...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

So another language Nazi, then? .. Did y...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Dude kinks are terrible!! Always pack a ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Tomba!

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Sacred cow triggered: Moooooooohammad.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I'll be frank; ....you got me. ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Today's post is the most stars I've seen...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

What, dragged a flight? You mean off of ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

One of his disciples at one time could t...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Close in essence.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Interesting.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I like that answer but it's too hard to ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Sploosh.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Fight the good fight, mate.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I've laughed every time that I read it t...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I just realized that is a straw and not ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

And puns. Your name promises puns. The p...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

It took me forever to get around to maki...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I don't know but: http://explosm.net/com...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Self-given undeserved clearance to think...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

That's my problem; God makes since, Jesu...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

A forest, a garden, a field, or beneath ... ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

@PokeMom Trainer You got it. (X)joke (_)...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Yeah lunar! Hook'am with a left-wing! ..... ★2

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-17

This Really Ups My Postcount.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-17

I eat achilles tendons for breakfast.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-17

No, butt-doo you know who did?

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-17

Yeah but: Yeah but: Yeah but: Come on. C...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-17

Eh, fuck it.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-17

I got Jeopardy, was that right?

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-17

Nevermind what? You likely didn't rip of...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

......chain gang life........

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

When I read tortellini I read it in a br...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

He misused the last comma for emphasis.(...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

You want to be funny but they favorite e...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Okay I'm coming straight out and saying ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

Because there's holes in this story... ;...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I'm surrounded by seers.

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Hey DAMMIT ............. ..................

Comment to comic 4356 on 2017-04-16

I did it!

Comment to comic 4356 on 2017-04-16

................... ......[.]

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Nah, I just sat through the sermon where...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

I need you guys to pray for me.... ........

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Then "bite me", bitch.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Who else instantly read the second parag... ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Jew soon. ★3

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Looks like Dragon Pun is on a favorite s...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

Very unsure.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Let the bodies hit the floor!

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

Yeah, like 'what' about this child's lan...

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Super effective to fairies.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

My grandbrother used to run a franchise ...

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Oh Pokemon wins hands down: Mega Rayquaz... ★1

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

i like your joke

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

* Looks sideways ......You're right.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

But when I do.... ★3

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

Did you know the only unforgivable sin i...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

The first string of Ghostbusters, becaus...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

Frobon't do that again, man. At least sw...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

You know who is? My mom!!!!

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16

It's kind of annoying. It's kind of anno...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-16

aawww c'mon now Frobo don't apologize no...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-16

This site is getting too popular and fag...

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

"I'm having trouble trying to sleep." Pa... ★2

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

MythBuster! ★2

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-15

* sarcasm

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-15

*with

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-15

@Poverty Ghost It should just turn a dif...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Hilarious even without getting the Sun p...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

3 replies posted back to back(people don... ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

It sure smells like spam.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Fuck it.... okay.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Is that a fucking musket?

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Wow! He has over 650% more comments than...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

"You don't find God... ..God finds you."...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

I'll try and give him a chance but take ...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Decompartmentalizing.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

@Martian Cthulhu You in concept said not...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr................

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Rrraaaaaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Atlanta, Georgia will not be pleased. ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

It somewhat resembles Cyborg Ninja for M...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Your message contradicts itself.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

"I wanted to be president of the United ... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Fro, fro, fro your bo....

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Exactly, re-read my post. I was meaning ...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

@Cteklite But he(Jesus) brought himself ...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

I think it makes absolute sense the Drag...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Of course not, what you need is behavior...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

The last thing I'll say about Judgementa...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

*rebel gun

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Oh, he did though.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

idk... from time to time 'they' can seem...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

But I reckon it'd might be too tedious t...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Fuck now you can't delete it......... PL...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Please, please, please don't.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

And over 700 comments here are from that...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Intriguing, why a zombie?

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Did it ever change from the bodyless hea...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

My God.............................. ......

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Every comment below mine is asexual.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Purple shirt.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Just going on faith?

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-14

How does "your gay" work? If gay isn't a...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-14

(in cheerleader voice) "Thanks Captain O...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pi...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Fuck!! *Facepalm .... I guess my vision ...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

Ahhhhh.. ...As opposed to apple pie!

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

-brass tacks.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

Does that make a light blue badge good o...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

Official coinage of "commentologists". ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

Your mom is a crime if she's on an old c...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

... ...... q;D

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-14

This don't even have as many replies as ...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

I didn't think you'd show up this late i...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

tempted..... ......... ...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Woah. So you are relatively new...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

What we need is Servo to come destroy th...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14

Well I can honestly say I rarely touched...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Shit, have fun keeping up appearances wi...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Neither. You are more than a name or a b...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Wahwa, wahwa bunduh bidundibidun wahwa w...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

One doesn't simply have to try to kill o...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

That's it. *Flushes pills

Comment to comic 4154 on 2017-04-12

Using definitively inaccurate words is n... ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I copiously agree.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

That's pretty good, and I don't even fol...

Comment to comic 938 on 2017-04-12

Kano!.

Comment to comic 1318 on 2017-04-12

So many plays on words in the comment se...

Comment to comic 1318 on 2017-04-12

Actually no Doomsday kills Superman with...

Comment to comic 2051 on 2017-04-12

Seriously though, that the goddamn fuck?...

Comment to comic 2820 on 2017-04-12

You should be our defense for ISIS.

Comment to comic 3675 on 2017-04-12

Well this joke took a tumble.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Believe you're actually leaving/reformin...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

*Plants with it.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

"Excuse me, is this chain going up?"

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Or the blood from his first dad.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Hey I'm just glad my homestate didn't ge...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Woah, at first I read "Fuck the comments...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

* BANG!! * THUD...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

So..

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

As..

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

took

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Don't provoke me rap scal lion.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I know you didn't mean it but, "Woah!" t... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Obligatorily!

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-12

No he didn't.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Well you say you're anti-Judgemental, bu...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Alex Kapranos, Nick McCarthy, Bob Hardy,...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

That's like saying the nazi's never had ...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I got one: Your joke was a 'drag on' his...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Elmosexual.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Did you just bipolar bear?

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

*Throws rotten tomato

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Hahahaha who flagged him? That's class.

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-12

shitposter: an idiot trying to just post...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-12

Don't know about the flag but, Maybe som...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-12

I'm a man. So as humbly limited as I am ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-12

You know I now think you're suspicious.....

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-12

Hence my surprise at your surprisal!...s...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-12

Probablyyyyy not....I'm going to have to...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-12

Well I guess you just aren't funny enoug...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-12

Dem'lemons...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-12

Will somebody answer this, man?

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-12

Hey, better late then never, that actual...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-12

It was the second panel, guys.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

It's

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

....Beary likely.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

He didn't bring him into this world he j...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Sheesh.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Fist.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I don't understand why this has a comedi... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

A day late on that joke, bub.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

I take it the second "CAPITALIZED" part ...

Comment to comic 57 on 2017-04-12

Leave Brittany alone!

Comment to comic 57 on 2017-04-12

Serial dog killer.

Comment to comic 57 on 2017-04-12

I will find where you stopped(if you did...

Comment to comic 2980 on 2017-04-12

Steve.

Comment to comic 2979 on 2017-04-12

Who didn't?

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

Holy motherfucking shit you're right! Om...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

*presses up, up, down, down, left, right...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

MemeGeniusWannabe

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

I wondered.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

@Judgemental Duck Why just infinitesimal...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

That "they're ready" is even ambiguous; ... ★1

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

This reminds me of that one pedestrian f...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-11

Yeah and the artist actually had to draw...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

@SadStickman Or he could just make more?...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

And trees are non-renewable resources!!

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

Achieved!

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

Probably you... ......... Please give me...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Might as well cut out the middle man... ...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

(throws rotten tomato)

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

Is it safe to ask, "Where did Matt go?" ...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

What's worse! He has multiple daughters ... ★2

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Does moons-peak/moon-speak even have a b...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

But terrible at undivided attention.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

Dave loves his mom!! Ahahahahaaa!

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

What'd you say?

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

My treatment has me trying to view thing... ★1

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

Is it better than dealing with body weig...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

One more til the stated goal!

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

I'm off ended.

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Mad mad, bro. It happens when I get fuck...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Ok I don't know why you or anyone are th...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

I somehow just now got who you were refe...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

You guys just like math. Like more than ...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

*Banana20123 ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-11

Yeah.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-11

@Draggin' fun here You completely missed...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-04-11

Idk if this helps anyone but at the time...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

Alrighty I was just going to deal them b...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

Above he said, "Take the first 57 charac...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

I was just up late posting an unnecessar...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

No that's you, liking your own shit from...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

"More than enough" is the key. We'll hav...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Cannonball!!!!!

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Yeah, it was terrible and was almost as ...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Uh-oh.

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

"You know all that money we spend on nuc... ★1

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

I'm sure the odd ear out still connects ...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

That's the version of hell for people wh...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

The gist is we enlist which witch did th...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Well I shouldn't of asked you... You're ...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Regarding your post below my not a Chris...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

[Cry-wolf syndrome]

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Infinith!

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Once.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Twice.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I want critical week!

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Dude there was like almost a whole two d... ★2

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Have you said this more than once?

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

YouTube comment section , ew, what's tha...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I say Judgemental Asshole can stay, I've...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Thanks to C&Hsuperhero#146 I counted thi...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I want to say Wizard of Id.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Flamboastfish.

Comment to comic 722 on 2017-04-10

No, I think it works. The only viable va...

Comment to comic 722 on 2017-04-10

Holy shit this wasn't even one of the fi... ★1

Comment to comic 3030 on 2017-04-10

When Dave first came in I think he was r...

Comment to comic 3030 on 2017-04-10

But not you.

Comment to comic 544 on 2017-04-10

The little train that couldn't..... Poet...

Comment to comic 3493 on 2017-04-10

The greens had it rough at stickdeath ma...

Comment to comic 3493 on 2017-04-10

Absolute favorite.

Comment to comic 1072 on 2017-04-10

Woah! We were here within the same month...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Kill'em all. Even the kids who get abuse...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Emerald. I action replayed to catch my c...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Creative. These are getting remarkably g...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Woah, ironic.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

I got flagged having a sensitive moment ...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

Villain.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

To lose all of the rest you'd have to di...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

I had a moment. I took your post as a sw... ★1

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

You guys think I should take myself more...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

Because everyone loves reading elitist c...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

If you liked your life but learned someh... ★1

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

Not a Christian or republican, murder is...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

So if your biological dad was a horrible...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

@Oblivious Dick "Hey 69 isn't the only p...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Oooooaaaawwww man! Now you're stinking u...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

That's hear-type.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Abortion is flawed. The government shoul...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

All your grammar are mine.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Boob joke?

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Hey, I just caught one of you!

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Woah..... fuck. I'm thinking this new tr...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Maybe I just don't hang around fish enou...

Comment to comic 4104 on 2017-04-08

There's exactly 100 likes right now. And...

Comment to comic 3794 on 2017-04-08

Ooohhhh that's who dragonome is, I remem...

Comment to comic 576 on 2017-04-08

Orange you glad I didn't say little nipp...

Comment to comic 576 on 2017-04-08

Third first.

Comment to comic 802 on 2017-04-08

I still had: joecartoon.com killfrog.com...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

The nostalgia of genie week.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

It's not dead...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Your defensive is his fetish. ★3

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Exactly Asshole, so he wasn't "choosing ...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Judgmental Bitch can't read math....

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-08

Oh.............. Damn......................

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-04-08

I get it.

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-04-08

So bullshit on your orgy statement.

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-04-08

Bullshit.

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-04-08

You responded to it. Positively; until t...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-08

Who wants a riddle?! I align most journe... ★2

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-08

"ahahahahaahhhahahah" at your "bruh".

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-08

Your mom is.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

If only we had someone left who reviewed...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

No that's Jesus. For trying to middle ma...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

It's more likened to a coffee cup.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

In the town where I was born, lived a ma...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Ha, ha.

Comment to comic 169 on 2017-04-08

I bet this is how the "veterans" of the ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Maybe you were more unique and it took m...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Or fuck your shit.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Muwahahahahahaha!

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Are you naming him?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

*you

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

'Ye.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

That's some strange gay-lesbianisque hyb...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

Message lost in grammatical error.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

If no one else cares, I'm likely stealin...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

You live in a lie. Aspectfully a circle ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08

You guys amuse my schizophrenia.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

They keys here are, recreational and mut...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

I'm just here for the comments.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Because no matter how hard he tried his ...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

And he's the 459th one!

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

I'm annoyed.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Hey 69 isn't the only position in sex an...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

It's like Froot Loops w/ marshmallows; A...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

If your an ass who likes to get fucked.....

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

See the brilliance? That makes you the j...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07

Killed it.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

With THAT badge? ...Now I'm surprised.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Wait weren't you a happy ditto? ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Do agree having less than durable skin c...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I ratify your ratification.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Woah. Ironic if that's a south park refe...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I can't decide if it would have been wor... ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Hot shoe, that's cheap.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Select and hold up; what movies like Fig...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Nah, just playing. That'd be THE MAN par...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Tip: On occasion read a C&H comic in a T...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2017-04-05

When I die I want him stumped.

Comment to comic 1291 on 2017-04-05

I guess I like it, but not because it in...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I figured the single part out guys.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

It decomposes.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Llamas classes.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Yup, they even "took me out to dinner" a...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-05

Bummer.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Do what he does all day and then subtrac...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Good guess; Went to the hospital for a m...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Alrighty. I just realized how ambiguous,... ★3

Comment to comic 2913 on 2017-04-05

Oh c'mon! Dave makes an actual joke and ...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

As oppose to the incomplete sentence "To...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Out of all of your bad jokes. That was m...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

What's it mean to be a ladies man at a a...

Comment to comic 4178 on 2017-04-05

DAMN DMAN. Got'em.

Comment to comic 4178 on 2017-04-05

That's the same dad who's riding a shoot... ★2

Comment to comic 83 on 2017-04-05

Injectable is already a compound word, d...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

And so it begins: ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

I'm petrified thinking about what the bo... ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Well I'm convinced. Until someone shows ... ★1

Comment to comic 3768 on 2017-04-05

Good luck.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

That's read, "Threeedgyfiveme". Pronunci...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

You remind me of Face from Nick Jr.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Not by choice.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

HE'S HDING UNDER ME.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

No, I'm here.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

...say it with meaning.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

No, I feel like back in 06 there was one...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Where did your count end?(if it did) I'l...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

He got nowhere with it. ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Don't tell no one.

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Noted. ★1

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-05

Chicka chicka slim whitey.

Comment to comic 39 on 2017-04-05

No. Another!

Comment to comic 39 on 2017-04-05

Holy fuck there's a colonel too!?

Comment to comic 39 on 2017-04-05

I was wondering if someone did this. Che...

Comment to comic 45 on 2017-04-05

Oooooooooohhh potential temporary bottom...

Comment to comic 47 on 2017-04-05

Hence why we traded him in for the Lieut...

Comment to comic 47 on 2017-04-05

Ooooooh nostalgia!!

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-05

Apparently I didn't live on this day bec...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Boss. ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Damn, someone deleted the original botto...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

[This comment is only available for view... ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Or more specifically, the pursuit of hap...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

I'll have to check my calendar. I may ha... ★5

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Bush-whacked.

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

I thought it was your blood squirting.

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

It was literally my first thought but it...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Such a random group of pokemon.

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

I bet you're a really sucky person when ...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

I can appreciate seeing a part of the"r"...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Dibs on graffiti. ★2

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Graffiti week! ★2

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Bof!

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

Or more specifically, zucchini.

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

I do. I'm creatively oversarcastic and I...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-03

Oh-ok... We'll resume this investigation...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-03

I fucked your mom!!!

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Why does your avatar look like a generic...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

A Pony Slaystation?? ★3

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

You assumed his unidentified pronoun was...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Do tell...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Ladie and the tramp.

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

This! ..is! ...Genie Monnnth!!!

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

It's worry, don't alright.

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Replication!!!

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

DEATH.

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Talk to..... Wait why is the uncle named...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

That genie rules. I can't think of what ...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Except deny valid wishes.

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Your post has mixed up atheism with sata... ★1

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Bob Ross was the man! This is a happy li...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Freedom of speech! Trump that!

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Quitting one oxygen-deprivating poison i...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

My password is my social security number...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Y'all hear something?

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

To do

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Who the fuck expects grammar in a riddle...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

A well placed javelin through the roof o...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

At this moment there are 420 replies to ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Minmus used rally...> It's super effecti...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Yes!

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

It sounds out right if you don't change ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

No pun this time, just the structure of ...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-31

cyborg chili-cheese burrito...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

I lay down mostly so you don't feel boar... ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

@Itsyaboy I said nothing about gene week...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

If my posts are shit then you're must be...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Whhhhhhhaaaaat?... Pffft....

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-29

My cum joke went over your head. I guess...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-29

Yup, as I didn't see this coming. I saw ...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-29

Word to The Man Himself.

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-29

minute ago I simply reinterjected to add...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-29

«Still is.»

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Nah, I'm just being a dick. It's quite u...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

No dude! No. No bro, don't' be that way....

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Ha ha ha, nigh-favorited.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

You're not God, you're Satan without his...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Cauliflower specialist to petal you some...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

It's good exercise though.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

You furryous bro?

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

ANNOYING ALL CAPS COMMENT! SOOOOO FUUUUU... ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

A girafarig.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Is this what you were looking for? http:...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

It seems misspelling is a trend amongst ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

No worries I finished his incomplete sen...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

-is often just stating slightly informed...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

He could be lying.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Also replying to Lieutenant Obvious inst... ★4

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

I ima-jinn his ima-genie-tion is ama-zin...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

What if it's not entirely genie week but...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Drag on, Dragon. Drag on.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Or they see past it in a instant... And ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Up to... ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Til my mouth hurts. ★2

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

And suck ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

He goes to genie hell.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Cramping his style. ★2

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Collect a Life tile!

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Sounds at least second rate. I like it. ...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Might as well be. Maybe they are genies ...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Hell I just feel better there at least u...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

You're 100% and that's my problem with C...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

It's an empty and "clean" cross... for w...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

That's a new one, nice!

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Is it random? He said it was so that peo...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

Go to church. ★1

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Here too!

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Can we get a fact check?

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

«is hilarious.»

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Ha ha, Reading "Damn you Noodle!" was hi...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

How does your current avatar smoke when ...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Haven't seen Newman around yet, that's w...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

That's a hand gun! Look out!

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

What the hell do you guys do here to gli...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

I got assault for you. ★1

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

The only favorite you have or will ever ...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Woah! How did I miss that? Guess I read ...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Concisely.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27

No body is giving you attention here tod...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Dude, fuck you.............................

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Or the the story title of depressed woma...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Reading all that almost sounded like a b...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

B00000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Hahaha!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

haha!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

ha...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

AHaHahahHH!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Wait........oh..... This is an ambiguous...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

No that combs before abortion apparently...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Me neither.

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

They do. It's called mid-class suburban ...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

A net loss. ★1

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

I probably shouldn't say this, but no, y...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Is it opposite day already?

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Nicholas please.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

So to answer his question then: Because ...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Look in the mirror and ask yourself that...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Oh darn auto-correct.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Wallet ain't right

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

YUMMY ?HELL IS ?DOGE FAEC? And no.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

PreJUDICE DICK, he's only a hypothetical...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

I know take the creepy Dragon name as a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

My man! (ethereal high-five)

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Nigh-favorite comment*

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Part two shows us how we witnessed throu...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Ok well then I'll just shut up for a bit...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Beats-feeling-dead.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

IT;s hOoOOorRrrrRrRRibLllle

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

I once dated a girl who absolutely would...

Comment to comic 1600 on 2017-03-22

That period looks like a demonoid concep...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

AND YOU NEVER MAKE ANY KIND OF PUN!! YOU...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Spammers gonna spam Posters gonna post D...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Sometimes you got to get the stuff off o...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Some one who went off of the angle of a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

"Do what?!" Smh.....

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Unravel.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

As if one could have multiple corpses of...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

I bet that I have probably been reading ...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

It was meant as unnecessary emphasis.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Period^

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Still the infinitith poster

Comment to comic 4500 on 2017-03-22

Killer bees?

Comment to comic 837 on 2017-03-22

Also dead... ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Dead.

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Yes my hat is off; and it isn't for you.... ★1

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Boy band.

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Berrmnberburm(pop)bernnm(pop).

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

He could be referring to his dad, ya kno...

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Ambiguous?

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Testimonial.

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

Probably....

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

Hence the hard drugs.

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

Killed it.

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

I was literally just trying to think of ...

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

Needs more panel.

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Another WACK attack from Dave...

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

No hats off to you sir.

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-20

Dave's are usually the less thought out ...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-20

You're Dragon this on for far too long.

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Face period.

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15

Chugging idiot

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Hopping ditto = today's delight.

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

Well eventually they'll pass the core an... ★2

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

Nah dog back off; my boy been in here fo... ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

Hut the shell up!!

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

And how!

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

How else would he check ripeness?

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-07

Go Away Ya'll.

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-07

I don't have my rapist either...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-07

Which ear?

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Looks like alpha from power rangers tear...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Plagiarist.

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Generals generally have offices. ★2

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

I don't believe fake is the exact adject...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

You're not Ron...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Great white buffalo...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

How long do you think this one will seem...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Nothing new? 12:34pm 2-8-2017

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

THPS1***

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

That's a $7000 trick in THS1.

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

If this were StickDeath the green would ...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17

They sell'em at Home Depot.

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17

I see...

Comment to comic 2287 on 2017-01-09

Comic Sans, is that like Simon sans?

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Then part two will be a real " let down ...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Invoking.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Can't be.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Who cares about knees?

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-04

I miss the flying head with "wings"

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Obviously 'Panderer is a transman.

Comment to comic 2446 on 2016-12-30

Stop pointing at me with that face!.

Comment to comic 2446 on 2016-12-30

Hey apparently you're gone too. [Wink to...

Comment to comic 2450 on 2016-12-30

Hey apparently you're gone.

Comment to comic 889 on 2016-12-30

He needs a hand, right?

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Decent af.

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Soul Eater... :|

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Right! Even sleeping pokemon can bust ou...

Comment to comic 2704 on 2016-12-17

Punk?!

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Poopslovakia, Strong Badia

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Several shots of clever there. ★1

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

I see says the blind man.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

You don't need a secondary camera. The c...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

Neutral yet unmutual indifference.

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

That'll teach my son!