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Poverty Ghost (erectile dysfunction)

6922 comments (2015-11-27 – 2021-12-21) to 711 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

That's where the real money is! But, you... ★1

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

At least she wasn't Mary's sister, 'Fert...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

It's called style , Jonathon!

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

You had exams, or something, yeah? Are y...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

"I took out the trash! And you only had ... ★1

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Means, motive and opportunity.

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

He's Wiccan. He uses nature for transpor...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Wait.... That could refer to lady jockey...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Jockeys Sometimes Bleed Downstairs.

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Which could be Santa eyes behind glasses...

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

I see you've figured out how to interact... ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

[cycles through all past pfps] [thumbs u...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Full inspection: https://explosm.net/rcg...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Aphrodite's Stone Titties Understand Tru...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

OH, SNAP!

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Yeah. It was a mistake bringing Dante on... ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

"NNNOOOOO!!!" [melts into the creamed ch...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Muah ha ha! ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Gaynguage. ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

See? We needed to go straight to the hor...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

[Sean Connery laugh]

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Hey, guys! I brought that cak-GAAAHH!!! ...

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

I love that song. Also, Welcome Rear Adm... ★3

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

[stifled snickers] ★1

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

'Boo-Boo Cocky' is an ancient Native Ame...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Next time I'll know.

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Ah, Sinter. That little scamp!

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Skinned Anteaters Never Taste Appropriat...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

I guess I should have made mine bigger. ...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Oww..

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

His father being late is the reason he e...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

'faunny' ? ★2

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Sounds like you better wife her, immedia... ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Oh, sure. I had your altered pfp for 2 d...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Thanks, Mr. Future Obvious!

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Shock and awe the future beholds: https:...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

When you go into a new video game on 'Ni... ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

Thanks, Rear Admiral Obvious!

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

San Andreas Never Thinks Ahead.

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21

When that "Nice guy" at work won't leave...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

I was thinking about it but, I'm not tha...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

For full effect, make sure you plug them...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

♫ On the first day of Christmas Dorothy ...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

She lived in Tijuana, eh? ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

'Taint theft if'n I animate them.

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Oi, gov! What's 'is ye droppin' a penny ... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

He doesn't want mom to know he watches '...

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

The finding of the ring; A Prequel. http...

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

*Spinster

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

It's like the back side of a life-sized ... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

"Thanks, Tom! The weather is really goin... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

French Indians Never Get English Roles. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-19

shizzle my nizzle!

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

How do we even know if Rob is still aliv... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Gene says he knows it was you and won't ... ★2

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

Vocabulary, like boobies, is a muscle th... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

So gay.

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

That would be super. I looked for existi...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

\/ [As group of LGMs from Toy Story] "Oo...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Oh, snap!

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

When has that ever stopped men? https://... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

I did a drug, once. This is pretty much ... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Wow... I really don't remember. AND(!) I...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

\/ [grows to enormous size, engulfed in ... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

♫ Ab-so-lutely wampum! ♪ ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

OH NO! My identity! You know what happen... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Oh, yeah... [Eats fudge. Fudge falls to ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

The last time I played pretend I ended u...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Because some grandpa's are cool and don'... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Thanks, Pooper Obvious! ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Interesting... Is this some sort of fanc...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Who is Mutiny? And, why does he need to ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Alabasterist. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Lincoln Allowed Black Emancipated Libert... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

"Elvis didn't leave the building. He wen...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

When you want something done right...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

You're welcome! I'll send you the bill. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

I played a little with the program. I ca...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Good way to get rid of the body. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

\/ Oh, is that a line of work you're int... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

That would be more akin to Dorothy; Flop... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Too many characters, probably.

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

I can't improve this one.

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

ARMY recruitment after 9/11: https://exp... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

He's giving his inheritance away beforeh... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

"You are technically correct. The best k... ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

Gross!

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

With all them deposits it's a damp tramp... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

"Don't put papers into the Abyss." (mixe...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Speaking of... I should petition to get ... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

You didn't include the page code. So... ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Muah ha ha!

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

\/ About as straight as a curved gay par...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Someone who makes handles and knobs by h... ★3

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

TSA Agent: "Hold it, right there, buddy....

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

That's two Ace Ventura references, so fa...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

'foot-age' ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

He'll be footing the bill... once the Ri...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

It works fine for me. Have you tried del... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

An anti-labial society. One foot closer ... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Your life's work is now complete. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

From a MadTV skit; Two ghetto girls try ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Is that the thing were Fred Armisen dres...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Here, here! I hate when others apply wha... ★3

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

That's just fuck repeated, like someone ...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

*One picture of a bowl of rice a week. ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

Nice!

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

The coast of Chile?

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-17

Works OK for me.

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

/\ This? That's; "Everything's Vulcan, p... ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

OH. I don't speak street (sign) slang.

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Hmm... What city was she born? Also, wha... ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

"This IS a flabby elephant!" [This IS a ...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

I been there. ★2

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

It's been a day and nobody has said it?!...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Watashi wa retaradjin de su! ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

\/ \/ Woo hoo!

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Damocles' Endangered Aerial Fightstick*.... ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Touché.

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Challenge accepted! ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

I am. I tried to make your main guy tap ...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Or stay...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

A flag pops out and says, "BANG!".

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Wouldn't those be ovals? The Ovalympics....

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

A ton of gun pun fun. ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Hmm... How much will the ransomware cost...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

〣( ºΔº )〣 ♪ Chicken Boo, what's the matt...

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

[Grabs skin front] ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

YAY! Falert went through the 7 steps of ... ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

It really was a numbers game before 1957... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Filibusters, in a nutshell: https://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

My sister, in a nutshell: https://explos...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I know what pick up line I'm using tonig... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Did you know that large frogs "pop" when...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

It's never too early.

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I, first, read that as 'photeus' and tho... ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

He really is the creamer of the crop. ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Buuurn!

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Such as? And, don't call me 'Chuckles'. ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Christopher Reeve also tried that*. [*in... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

The eight arms of Vishnu thank you, Rear... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I played in gimp a little.

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Michael Jackson has entered the chat

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Or, an anteater. ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Put him in the drawer with the rest of t... ★3

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-14

This one makes me feel warm inside. That...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-14

Emo tomboys are good. They can get a gna... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Well, that sucks. Or, doesn't suck? "37?...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

You're going to come back to find your v...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

And changed her number: https://explosm.... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

How to make friends and influence people... ★1

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

What?

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Nice!

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

[collective gasps!] ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Yellows.

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

"I am Jacques Cousteau. Follow as we exp...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

lol. oh, shit.

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

"My crystals!!" - Doctor Dinosaur

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Just never try to recreate the 'Tet Offe...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Hi, Dorothy! [sips coffee in the circle]... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Similar to the curse of Kassandra - anci...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Clairvoyant Ladies Are, Incredibly, Rare... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

Hmm.... I'll mark this down as a 'maybe'...

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

"Where in this court did the doll touch ... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

My friend's niece hears things that aren... ★3

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

You need to use a beard oil. Take all th...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

And, an Escapade?

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Ahem...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Shirley, you've heard of ghost poops?

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

[hides catnip in pocket]

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

"We're looking for a man." "There are ma...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

The problem with cats in boxes is they k...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

No homo-phone.

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

In the beginning God created the pan and... ★2

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

NOT MR. NIBBLES!!

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

He sipped an O'Doul's . It's his first d... ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

When your buddies are super supportive: ...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

*regular Christmas...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

My mom is in the forever sleep because o...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

"Just a little off the top/end." https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

If you can't fight 'em, join 'em! https:...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

He farted in the elevator.

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Are you experienced in animation? Or, ju...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Whoa! Three times! Hubert is going to be...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

My straw is now at the bottom of my bott... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Also, downloading viruses keeps virus ma...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Dorothy has so many STDs that half of th... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Automagnomes.

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

"I was born a poor black child." - Navin...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

First class advertising, right there.

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

"Mister Simpson, if I have told you one ...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

In a plot twist: "Nord VPN employee arre...

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Do they have those blockers for shopping...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-11

Muah ha ha! I'm already dead! Actually, ...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

"I'm an actor on CNN." - Chris Cuomo, 20... ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Argentavis is a pre-historic bird that l...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Ah, this makes sense. Like when a plain ...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

If it was your birthday it was your turn... ★3

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

One of the three seals that lock the dem... ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

"One receipt for a Swedish made penis pu...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

OH, dang. So much better.

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Happy birthday, Dave! Do the Irish do th...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Your nickname was 'Dave' ? ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Vasectomy In A Geriatrically Responsible...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

I member that. Member Chewbacca?

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

He has the internet on his clipboard?

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

You're from Georgia. Technically, you're... ★3

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Well, now that's stuck in my head. Nice ...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Waitress: "Kids 5 and under eat free." D...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Obstinately Naked Elephants Aggravate Cr... ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

"Da Bears." Actually, I'm not a sports f...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

I am half-lazy. I read the top line and ...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

"You are less than the space that is gre... ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

It would read: assumes genders! j/k. It ... ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Aww, not again! [scoops up breast fluids... ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

He must've fixed it, already.

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

My eyes are probably auto-correcting... ...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

https://explosm.net/comics/537

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https://heyjackass.com/2021-race-of-vict...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Sources: https://heyjackass.com/

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

You don't have to believe Fox. Get it st...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Your burger joints don't have fancy wait...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

You shouldn't have to cram for exams and...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-07

I haven't in a while. I should boot it u...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-07

♪ [Cue Barry White] ♫

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-07

Twice'd! Does that mean it's actually 2 ...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-06

[licks] You don't taste the same as Judg...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-06

I don't know why but, this one has me gi...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

When priorities and practicality collide...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

♪ What's this, what's this? There's colo...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

In one of the Batmans there is a restaur...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

♪ Bow-chicka-bow-bow! ♫ Alex Salkind: "E...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Do you really mean; final sentencing and...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

My mom had a work friend who was in a ga... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Wait... were you down by the park yester...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Do you play Battlefront II or Destiny 2?... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Proper Heroes Optimistically Nab Everyon... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

His theme music is just police sirens ap... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

hiss! bat-bat! [I like how you specify '...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Cousin is home and baby is doing real go... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

♫ Meeeemories!! ♪

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He forgot his wallet: https://explosm.ne... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

The beginning of any romantic relationsh...

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de nada. :) ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Triple threat!

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

*uneven ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Ah, the ol' explody thumb. I fall for th...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Thumb out the bum, Horner found his plum...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Octogenarians Purposely Pee On Sofa Ends... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Boobs?

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Ow my ectoplasm ....nevermind. It filled... ★4

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

And, it's spelled pun(-ish)ment so even ... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

I'm Nate's late date, a gator mater. ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Ah, yes. Sounds like morning drive time ...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Nice!

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I wasn't besmirching you if you hadn't. ...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Two out of 3 businesses fail. So, when y...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Nice! Alternate gun ending: https://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Wow. Another true random but, I ended up...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

No comic in 2 days? Maybe they're waitin...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Ah-ha! That's a relief. Because that sou...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Stop posting our private photos. ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

How the turntables!

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Cross dressers always remind me of John ... ★1

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Reporter: "Do you have the power to blow...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Every dad's wet dream: https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Every boy's wet dream: https://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

His shoes are, now, also 'Dungarees'.

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Non-Fungible Token. ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

I think she had a typo. She meant, 'Doro...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

I don't know how much of that is reposts...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

And the gymnastics social platform, 'Nim...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

We got snow. Mad Hatter: "SWITCH PLACES!... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Three times. Like when a cowboy fans the... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Also pool cleaner and brake fluid!

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Nuclear Underwater Munitions Bomb_ Don't...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

But, I don't want to drive down to Unive...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Did you make it, your own self?

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Someone's a liar (2 rolls): https://expl...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Can you hand me that oar, N-word Jim?

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

♫ "OH, Mister Wiiillllson!" ♪ ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Aww... Well, let's get out of here, Pete...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Ross Perot in a nutshell: https://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

When you strain yourself and let out a f... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

What do you mean? An African or European...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Are you offering 'happy endings'?

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

"Thanks Dr. Obvious!" https://explosm.ne... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Thank you. I use Paint™ for pretty much ... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Instant karma? : https://explosm.net/rcg...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

BRRRRRRRRTTT!!

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

That's his cock wallet.

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

OH, a 'Q&A'. That took me a second. Blue...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Gold is a noble metal that is highly duc...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

The more the merrier!

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Isn't every family this close? https://e...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

I'm assuming this is how all men pass th... ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

"And, a one and a two and a one and a-GA...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

"DON'T USE-" [HoMA squeaks] "...Mr. Nibb...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Very. You've seen some of the stuff the ...

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Detective: "What have we got?" Medical E...

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"Turtle Wax" - Michelangelo (TMNT)

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[Looks at peg board and sees empty outli...

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Tug nug.

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Indubitably!

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DaGa(r)yB(use)y ★1

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Three.

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Snoop B. A. Double B. Y.

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Notorious B.A.B.(y) ★2

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This checks out.

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I asked him to read the serial number on...

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Language. ★1

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Prosecutor must've let him out early on ...

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\/ Just some light arson.

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"NOT TATIANA!!" - Critical Drinker ★1

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Dyslexiest 'nam in town.

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I know why this keeps happening but, I'm...

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Hmm... Long form storytelling, misspelli... ★1

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I remember this one. XD Was it BATS or B...

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They're practicing 'Punch Dentistry' : h...

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I don't know what a waifu is but, I enjo...

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I, once, pooped out the Crab Nebula.

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Terrestrial European Ranch Fertilizer.

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I've got the discharging cannon ready, C...

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You put the 'P' and the 'D' in PhD!

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The prosecutor took your plea deal of a ... ★2

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[starts beatboxing]

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"No ding-ding without the wedding ring!"...

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

Daguerreotype and ankle exposing? ★1

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[Chinese knock-off] /\/\/\/\/\/\/* ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-30

Thank you. She was the last of the OGs (...

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Dentist: "I am not in danger, Greyler. I... ★2

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Except for the children part, I got all ...

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All 3 were expected - just, not in a 6 h...

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

100% true.

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Thank you. It's been a ride.

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I'll do you one better! Why is Ben?

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Poverty Meemaw passed away last night af... ★1

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That's not a closed circuit, though. Mor... ★2

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[holds up sign before falling into canyo... ★2

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Sounds like a man with experience.

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Variably Oscillating Ornithopters Drasti...

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[inspects 'Blow Job Pass'] This is forge...

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Who do you think is inside the luggage?

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

When you're the common denominator in a ... ★1

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Load up! We ride at dawn! (or, whenever ... ★1

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OWE...

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I'm a good American, then. [fist pump!]

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When you realize those 'How to get women...

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"And, that's 'being sexy'!" TR: https://... ★2

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[puts on Sherlock Holmes hat and mouths ...

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\/ I, too, eat ice cream year round. I'l...

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[rings doorbell] [stands at door with lu...

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Technically, every other Friday would be...

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\/ And, somehow, he's playing the drums ...

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It was first a story about God born to a... ★1

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For Hooters™ girls? Who wouldn't be?!

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"I know what you're thinking. 'Did she s... ★1

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They're both missing. I wonder is the Th...

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♫ Dashing through the snow In my rusty C... ★2

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

"He's an Asshole, sir. Major Asshole."

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Steam powered ones take forever to get g...

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I hate snow. It's course, and rough and ...

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It's snowing. >:( It couldn't wait one f...

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Now you know my terrible secret! I wasn'... ★1

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Are you suggesting that people go on the...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Antelope(s) Live On Nuclear Energy. ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

Also lefty.

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Midnight... Thursday/Friday? Or, Friday/...

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Hey, guys! I brought a cake for -GAAAHH!...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

[checks pulse] He's dead, Jim!

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Also, sometimes, ' Yes fee, no see ' Dep...

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That's a tomato that Blue threw out the ...

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butt air... ★1

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"You have 'Die Bart Die' tattooed on you...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Federal Unemployment Tax Act.

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There's nothing in these needles but air... ★1

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The flabby also favor the fudge! [pats b... ★1

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"I know something that you do not know. ...

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

"Then one day, a lawman appeared With po...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

♪ Don't stop - screa-min' Hold onto that...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

Fudgin' A!

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

For the record: I did not flag you.

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I'll ask your muddy bum! ★1

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Tell Alexa, "May the force be with you".... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Justice for Boji! https://www.dailystar.... ★1

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♪ Music loud and women warm, I've been k...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Good choice. Don't want to waste it. ★1

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I had to reconstruct the ears by hand - ... ★1

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Bout time you noticed. XD You're sitting...

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How do you chamber a new round? You just... ★1

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An iron pipe joke would have been too bl... ★4

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

It's also finger lickin' good.

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[thinks:] "Why is she signaling a high, ...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Good effort. +1

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He was the piñata king - of 23rd Street....

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[struts down street with jacket over sho...

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You, at least, going to leave them with ... ★1

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Social Justice Hollow Point - Bullets th... ★1

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You ran out of 'paste'? https://explosm....

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An Australian boob job: https://explosm.... ★1

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"Coming out next is a small town mugger ... ★1

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"Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Jovian decimetric radiation will make yo...

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I have seen this first hand. ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

I don't see what you're seeing: http://e...

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

The ultimate 'tickle' : https://explosm.... ★1

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Don't take ecstasy... or do. I'm not you... ★1

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We'll warm up with, 'Hunka Hunka Burnin'... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Good queefening. ★1

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Terminal Gas? I been there. ★1

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Stainless Tubes Fire Underwater. [I peru... ★2

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Professionals Only Ingest DiHydrogenoxid...

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I found a stray kitty in the neighborhoo... ★1

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The Wright Flyer™ took off and landed on... ★1

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Saturn said, If you want it, you gotta p... ★1

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Also summer AND winter! ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-23

"Don't knock it 'til you try it!" as mom... ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

2 re-rolls. When the once attractive tea...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

@!@!@!@! [Did I just do a cancel?]

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Green recognized it as his wife's: https... ★1

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Best friends share a traumatic experienc... ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

[Scream at they sky] NNOOOOO!!!

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Yours is better. XD

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My cousin is a Seabee. Thank you for lis...

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do..

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I resemble that remark! How did you know... ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Mythbusters: Plausible

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My name is Poverty I easily defy gravity... ★1

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"Can God make a fence so large that he c...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

When you know it's true love (TR): https... ★1

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And, he just got out! https://explosm.ne...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Muah ha ha ha!

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Your Saudi Financed Joke Of The Day?! ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

HA! It's funny that you went back to thi...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Wow that sure is a typo. ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

"If you can't make your own steel beams,... ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-22

Coronas are probably what led to it in t...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-22

Wilhelm Scream

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

All the big brains come together to figu...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Nice.

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Dammit! I already deleted my spreadsheet...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Oh, that's a good clue. Thanks.

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

[Green climbs onto the oversized dust pa... ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Always make sure your resumé is complete... ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

AIDS kills so many people this way: http...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

No. wait. That would imply that I would ...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

[clam slam!] (that's the lady version of... ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

kzdnd is either 'basis' or 'cases'. I wa...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Just so we're clear; all of these are an...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

"Has anyone ever told you you look like ... ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

N=G T=A R=Y GAY soup! That was an easier... ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

You seem like a shady character.

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

You should have told my ex that.

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Stoach = Steal and Poach. Foxes are know...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

A guy who can cook? Ladies, can I get a ...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

[Close up of Chef's face] "This is for f... ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

I think I just leeked a little. ★1

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"And I thought they smelled bad... on th...

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

Was it the 'Lords and Ladies' deed where...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Fab-ul-ASS!: https://explosm.net/rcg/sgp...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

This is usually followed by a hospital v... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Double Q is a common letter; BB, DD, GG,...

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They started World War I. ★3

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Yes. [Depending on which area, specifica...

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Yeah. This is out of my realm's medical ... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

You have to channel your inner Minnesota...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

♪ I was gonna do the poop review But, th... ★3

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Thanks Rear Admiral Obvious!

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♫ Hangin' round, downtown by myself And ...

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This comment is swinging from the rafter...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Oi! Whot's this box o' toys, 'en? Climb ...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

"Raspberry!"

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Wait. So, a gay and magical Nazi polar b...

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She already did lay a horse. Why do you ...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

♪ Suicide-Man! Suicide-Man! He can do wh... ★3

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If lophu mistook your dong for a length ... ★1

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♪ Why do you keep a coming around Playin... ★1

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Ancients: "Uhhh.. Thanks.. Just what we ... ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

[Poverty Ghost to Blue's Ghost] : "Did y... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

Completely understand.

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

I love that one.

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

Eloping never works out: https://explosm... ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

The Olympics never change: https://explo...

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

I thought of a new one, bringing out a '... ★1

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Damn. I feel like the grandma of the gro...

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

Thanks for taking over with this correct...

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\/ I thought you would pick a planarian ...

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Horses and glass were tamed at the same ...

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Gough Island? Neat!

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LITS is the glue that holds together the... ★4

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Bikers With A Heart.

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

[sticks head in window] Got called in, a... ★1

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[rolls up in a dropped deuce and honks '... ★1

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Periscopic Elevators Don't Open. Some Pe... ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Damn Enlisteds!

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

He knew what he was doing. ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Use your tongue! Or, any other fleshy, p...

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-17

He's trying to invoke the wrath of Mithr...

Comment to comic 1105 on 2021-11-17

Muah ha ha! What's his obsession, anyway...

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-17

So all black (suited) people look alike ...

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

What's up, gay person? ★1

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

If only he would be de-scent. ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Sweet!

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I'm the below comment... ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

What's that movie where Jason Stratham n...

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Spreading the cheeks of Thuggery: https:... ★2

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Hittin' them nostalgias like a Disney re...

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[walks up] Where does he get those wonde...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Subnautica, here Gabe comes! ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

There are over 100B Ghosts. Only some of... ★3

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

lol.

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I, for one, AM only one. Having to remem...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

[Translated from North Korean State News...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I've been saying that for years. There a...

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[fist bump} [fists pass through each oth... ★2

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Hey! Look what I found! It was archived ... ★1

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Send one dollar to; Poverty Ghost, PO Bo... ★1

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How can he have an alt? He's far too bus... ★2

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On cars or clothes? Road dust accumulate... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

A Re-Ghost. Recycled.

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

-O-O- Kid's music these days... No fooli...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

The city in the United A-rub Emirates?

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

Ghost Union Rule #34 (total coincidence)... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

Y-Yes?! ★2

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Totally acceptable.

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

I had to fall to lose it all. But, in th...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

If he didn't want it, he should have wor...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Uhm... I guess I can. [picks up loose br...

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And, as The 12 enters the Event Horizon ...

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Radium laced Peyote - You use it to get ...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Must be projection, because that's what ... ★1

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Isn't a discord just a forum? Why does a...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

I first read that as "Gets out sniper ba...

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Business Owner Seeking Slim Hot Redhead....

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"Hey, fellas! Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ...

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'Mayonese' - the language spoken by the ... ★1

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[Unrelated] I thought I found you on You...

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Finally! My requisition form has been pr...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-14

Also nice.

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-14

Nice.

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

\/ \/ Ah-ha! Thank you, nood.

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

le gasp! ★1

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I..... [coughcoughmadeitupcough] .... ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

He changed it. Now, it has the polar ice... ★1

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[dons glasses] It says, 'Here may be fou...

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Blue wanted to have anchovies on their p...

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Frequent Lag Aggravates Gamers. ★1

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I'm not familiar with this meme; Earth, ...

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Yes. If you cannot see his/hers, can you...

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"...goddam indian..." [war dance intensi...

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I care...

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"This is Linux! I know this!" [proceeds ... ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

NASA and Russia are planning on returnin...

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Exactly! Just hold your breath for parts...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Nice work!

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They need to do way instain mother> who ...

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The Earth is exactly the same shape as K... ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

The real 'World Star Hip-Hop'!

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[Bugs Bunny music plays] ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

You want something big and sloppy, the T...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

That's Mars? It's way too big. Disbelief...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Your math checks out. ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

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Disclaimer: I AM licensed in aeronautics...

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Whoa! The 'total-reversal-change-everyth...

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I have a discount plastic surgery card p...

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"Well, it was said on the internet. It m...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

♪ "Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come an... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Hanzo-san boku no wakaranai.

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"Well, I heard there was a lot of shit o...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

The capital of Thailand.

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

\/ \/ \/ \/ 'He who is valiant and pure ... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

iie, chigaimasu. Yoku wa sensei de wa ar...

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Eww! You, of all people, should know tha...

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If you go to the Best Buy down on Ford a...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Why not just post the link: goatse.cx ? ★1

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Spammer Hammer... No, wait. That would i...

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*["That's a penis" .gif - but, with 'shi...

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Plays Ricky Berwick's 'Dinosaurs' clip. ...

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House of Plantagenet: Lancaster vs York

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Detroit Automotive Networks* Greatly Mov... ★1

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug! - Rick Jame...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-10

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-10

For the record; I am not the one who fla...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-10

Never waste food.

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-10

His wife had a very sheltered life: http...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

There it is!

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

This seems spammy. [reaches for 'flag' b...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Licenser: I am not disclaimed.

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Semi TR: I moved the boxes around to mak... ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Tight! ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Family reunions: https://explosm.net/rcg...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

His ass is a Play-Doh™ Fun Factory. ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

I locked one and three. But, then, I fel...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Wait for it.....

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-08

THREE! [lobs]

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

That's a lot of blow!

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

Somewhat related: https://explosm.net/rc... ★1

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

Five!

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

Two.

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One.

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Ahhhhhh! ★1

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

♪ *"Was it fudge? Baby don't burn me! (D...

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-07

There it is!

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Check oot dis guy, eh? He don' know what... ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

It really sucks that you have a job as a...

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Yo daddy so poor, he bounces food stamps...

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

I feel like something is missing, here..... ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

I, for one, WELCOME our new Non-Rabbit o... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06

Hey, guys! I brought this cak-GAAHH I CA...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06

Totes.

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06

"Don't look, Ethel!"

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Don't forget 'Might Masturbate March'! ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

'Lophu's Bar, Gas, Grill & Stuff!' - Liq... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

95% of all stats are made up on the spot... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

♪ "Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!" ♫... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Blue's had urine in it: https://explosm.... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Pervin strikes gold, again! https://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

In an opposite multiverse world: https:/...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Coroner: "Yeah. We found him like this. ...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

♪ "If it makes you happy It can't be tha...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

From QVC? My grandma would have 3 of tho...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

"MARSH, MARSH, MARSHA!!" [slams axe into... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Nincompoops Never Negotiate. Because the... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Oh no! I just augmented some chicken bre...

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

sploosh!

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-05

The Ghost Union strictly prohibits any d... ★2

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-05

I have spares in the back room. Let me g...

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

LITS knows what's up. [OK. I didn't inte... ★1

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

"The dog shit my pants." ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

If you hang yourself you're, technically...

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

Being early sucks. Fashionably late is w...

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

I lose more husbands that way. Grand Neg... ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

All perfection.

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

[reaches in] [pulls out a lotto ticket] ...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

'Super Craft' - Where you design and tes... ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

'Fort Duty' - Chinese rip-off of 'Civili... ★3

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

'Elder Out' - A Dorothy Simulation ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

I would play the second one. ★1

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

'7 Days For Speed' - You have 7 days to ... ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

A Benjamin Button style story line.

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

He's on the road to recovery.

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

I only play SimCity BuildIt on my Kindle...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

I'm intrigued. Explain the show in a 'Sc...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

When you only focus on one set of muscle... ★1

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Happy Hallow's Day, Good Sir! [curtsy] ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Space has no heroin, also.

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

♫ Enemy of the Soft Man! ♪

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Launching stuff into the Sun is more dif... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Thai Leno.

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Wait. Your dad is Gary? GARY THE 12?! He... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Choose your own adventure!!

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Bald man?!

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Thank you. You saved me from having to t... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-11-01

A headful horselessman!

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-11-01

Not deep enough. We're going to have to ...

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-11-01

And the Responsibility Mollusk. ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

But, you were found guilty of alphabetic...

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

Jeep's suck. ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

2 Lock random: "A real party pooper" htt... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

That's how it goes.

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Darren doesn't really eat the dicks. He ...

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

So, my uncle. Speaking of... someone sho...

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

See you at the meeting? I'm bringing thi... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

[ends up breaking rocks in a ditch] ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Your speed is only a fraction of c ! ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Yo mama so fat; when she camps the bears... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Little, Insignificant Expressions of Sen... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Nice and subtle. I just got it.

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

The hyphen.

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Not cucked by your dead Ghost wife who i... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

"Let me tell you about the apes and gori... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Inspiration is 90% perspiration, or some...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Is it? I've never actually looked into i...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

That must mean there's some pank around....

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Thanks (for saving me 2 hours) Chief War...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-27

Dust off an oldie, eh? I think I saved i...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

The ultimate payback! ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

PRIAPISM!! No, wait... You're going to w... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

This... would be awesome.

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

I thought about it. The hair is closer t...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

DEREK!!

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

The unipod is the way to go - especially...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

You're right! Women ARE better than men!...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

It was her grandmother's dress. Handed d... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

My cousin plays that and I've always wan... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Yahoo Serious is a real person... I wond... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Human mans are weird.

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Choose Your Own Adventure!

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

I thought you were referring to comic 21...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

It gets awkward when grandpa is naked by... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

"The next time I feel like getting marri... ★3

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

YAY!!! I got you this ca-GAAAHH!!! [slip... ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

[Kip fist pump .gif] ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

I don't see it.

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

'Massage' ?! I've been standing outside ...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

"Hi, Color Blind! I'm Dad!"

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

♪ "Can.. anybody.. find me... somebody t...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

Chicken. "Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em ...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

Fudgy Coma NAME OF YOUR NEXT GARAGE BAND...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

Oh, damn. It's still breakfast time. I'm...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

A rmy A ir F orce F ree F all F lying F ...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Easiest challenge, ever. Took, like, 5 s... ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Only 5 1/2 years to wait. I'll start cof... ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25

FIFO - First In, First Out.

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Transformer™ sounds Hey, LITS. You looki... ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

In absence of lube, you can use mayonnai...

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Cloudy.

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

This seems awfully specific.

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

I ordered 3 globes and they STILL haven'...

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

He's putting for birdey on a par 3. But,...

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

We need to restart the WPA. Get Broadway...

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Inter coarse. Sounds rough. ★4

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

checks watch Oh, damn! School started, a...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-24

So, a Tuesday in China?

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

I would sing 'Barbie Girl' but, that's C...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

A pack of Karens is called a 'complaint'... ★4

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

♫ So make me gravy. ♪ ★2

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

His parents totally didn't kill someone ...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

I would not be ashamed if I painted that...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Uhhh hhuhhhuh.

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

If you take the midnight train around he... ★2

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

If there were a reboot of the series, wh...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Smellephant. ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

♪ Who is the man, who would give his lif...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

I wish I could wear a monocle. But, I'd ...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

Problem is, you keep leaving the top dow...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

A boogina ectoplasmy. Ghost gooped my ja...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

I should'a done the first option! Hindsi...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

Tutu!

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

Language!

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

I am lit up from a minor surgery this mo...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Careful! It turns out Gabby may have bee... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Aww, dang it! Now I have conjunctivitis!... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Ah! The good ol' days. Free rats everywh...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Syrup Pouring Club. I got the record for...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

s

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

O''O ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

All them coins are stuck together. You s... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Well, the difference is 16 inches. Howev...

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

She sees all those Federation Credits in...

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

In '7 Days to Die' that's an antibiotic....

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Unrelated random: https://explosm.net/rc...

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

On a hot summer day a chilled wangus can...

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

How come the 'Sexy Vacuum Cleaner' has l... ★2

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Aww, dammit! [returns to Halloween Store... ★3

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-19

By being forgotten. Clap if you believe!...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-19

Maybe I'm like that Italian guy?!

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-19

Your mom... uses inappropriate cross sti...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

\/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Tlb...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

Ah, the mysterious glow in the night sky...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

[re-creates the Mankind vs Undertaker ca... ★2

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

stands on side of highway, amongst litte... ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

You gotta be careful with lubes when in ... ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

What if it takes you 2 minutes to walk t...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

And, a bonus RCG: https://explosm.net/rc...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

https://explosm.net/comics/60

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

On milestones of numbered comics I like ...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Ah! You've been to the Barbary Coast, I ...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

You're supposed to paint the floor red.

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Rob should have made the other prisoner ...

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Very fitting: https://explosm.net/comics... ★2

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-12

Possession.

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

Two! TWO GAY!!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! It's Octo... ★3

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

The Corpse Child. The sequel to the Tim ...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

Sort of like; "Can I ask you a question?...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

She's a member of the South Wales Ornith...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

♪ "I wouldn't have to break our date! If...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

I, too, would like to understand what th...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

I feel you.

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

YAY!

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

Ha! The PS4 Free game for this month is ... ★1

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

I'm not familiar with that franchise so ...

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

And, in 'Opposite World': https://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

Meanwhile, at a 'stop and frisk': https:... ★1

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

❗

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

If people saw corn on the cob (or "maize...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

A silver lining around that dark shadow!...

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

♪ Hey! Clear the way to the old bum hole...

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Sierra Papa Echo, Cleveland Approach. Ro...

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

This is what we call a 'call back'. Very...

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

And, here I am watching dumb ol' physics...

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-03

"I'm not going to school! I got an ear a...

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-03

Sounds like Batman. "I'm not wearing hoc...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-02

Aww. Kids today have no class.

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Castration by a thousand paper cuts.

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

"the humanity" ?! Sounds like something ...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Hey, who's this smooth guy? [clean tuppe...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

I bet he drives a Geo Metro, too. Show o... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

What is a Devious Lick? Are kids playing...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Everything is a contest: https://explosm... ★2

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Then, it gets COCKED!! [yeah. That's rig... ★2

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Dammit! This warning should have been at...

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

Carnival guns are all drunk because they...

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

You look nothing alike! No, wait, you sa...

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

Was just going to ask on yesterday's com...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

I, also, pried the case apart and physic...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

♪ "Humped a shar-pei. Pulled out too lat...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Thusly.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

"SWITCH PLACES!!"

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Plot twist: He's transported to 1348 whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

♪ "Hey you! Can you help me to type up a... ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

You were born today?! Your mom's womb ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

The sigmoid colon? I knew it had a funny...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

You were supposed to remove all metals. ...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

I commented that many times? Phew! Well,...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

What are the health benefits?

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

"Fubar dot com. It's dot NET!" (calling ... ★2

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Here's a tip; let your Kindle die. Like,... ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

♪ "You shoot, bul-lets!" ♫

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Not if you use the solidified grease tha...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Oh, that reminds me; I need to get off m...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Trustedly.ru?

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

How long is "a while" ? I've been here ....

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Dude. It's like I don't even know you, a...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

I ain't clicking that. Or, rather, I ain... ★2

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Maybe he found the monster who stole his...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

(a couple tries might be necessary) Hand... ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-25

[click] (ad plays, anyway) Dammit!

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

You're not a real man until you're a lad...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

\/ I get that from my mom's side. She wa...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

'Risk' ?! I thought you were supposed to...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

1994; the year of 'The Mask', 'Dumb and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

His badge should read: "I would have a b...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Nerd - Would Only Recognize Delta-V.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

"Messa lik'a dis!" - Boss Nass

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Aww.... Wait. Why'd you take it off for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

It's a staple of my diet.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

You're getting it, too?

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

"You have... Narcolepsy."

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Neutrinos Would Only Reorganize Delta-V....

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

[My best Eddie Murphy impression} "Noctu...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

What about leeches? I hear those are the...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

It's that Nagger Guy! We don't take kind... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

It slur is! Why you makin' fun of my sth... ★3

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Wow wow wow... wow.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

"I feel bad for Nickleback. Every night ... ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Her majesty , obvs.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

*melanant

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Did Thanos kill half the fishes and deer... ★2

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Black lung; very dangerous and always fa...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-24

gasp!

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

[blame placed] ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

And, I thriced. But, I caught it.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

That's weird; I open the page and everyt...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

I didn't know the Branch Davidians opene...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

\/ Statistics show that you will walk pa... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Hey, sock! What kind of fibers are good ... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

FFFFFFFFFFFFFx∞

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Yo ho! Mystery solved. Thank you!

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Tobacco and alcohol took my mom at 54 ye... ★4

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

click

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

What the crap?! How can it be almost Oct...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

SHOTGUN!!

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

A lady around here used to boil up goose... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Why did my asterii not work? not not not...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Then, you pop out the other side and are... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

You made a typo IN YOUR APPLICATION!! Th...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Where's your list? I found it in your pa...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

"Hey! It sounds like a dying giraffe is ... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

No PS4 release? I'll wait. I don't like ...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

And the toy!! ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Peck implants.

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

There is truly a song for every situatio...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Your math checks out. ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Nature will provide. ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

All I got was this lousy T-shirt... and ...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Oh, yes, "Fred the Cyst" we used to call...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

Nice!

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-22

"One girl with a guy is a tragedy. One g...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-22

Gruffled Veteran Voice (or, Sam Elliot):...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Still, wrapping wounds makes more sense....

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

You wanna hear the most annoying noise i... ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Palming 23: "Yea, though I walk through ... ★3

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

This website isn't even real. It's just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

He's remembering the time he was watchin...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Color wasn't invented until 1946, by Dr.... ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

You'll love the PC. It has huuuuuge pack... ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

"Fuc dong" Yes, sir!

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Actual "Thanks", Chief Warrant Obvious. ...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

That's like "Miller Time" but, you drink... ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

The Whore of the Roses. Dorothy is the r... ★2

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-21

Well, we don't call him 'Loose Lips Larr...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-21

Power levels are 9000 or nothing!

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-21

Surprise Badge Bunny: https://explosm.ne...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

\/ I have... 2 bottle caps and the screw...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

"I have a hundred dollars! Now, should I... ★3

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Maybe he's talking about Papa John's? [c... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

What about cops who spot your lone car p... ★2

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Your home made Chicken Noodle with secre... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Man! That sounds like Heaven! I enjoy nu... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

So, NOT Cindy Crawford! ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Give a boy a cup you water him for a day... ★4

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

How'd they find out?!

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-19

It was! I also came across a rando that ...

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Conchita Ortiz Never Gonna Astley.

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Auto-erotic Congalation. ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

\/ You found a niche and filled it.

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Capital 'O' Never Gonna Astley. ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

I was just in a conga at the Tower in D2...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

You live on Ludicrous Gibs St.? I live o... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

[My most John Cleese-ian] "Sorry!"

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Never heard of her. Then, again, I'm old...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Aggressive inheritance: https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Come on, man! That's Space-Lord! Guardia...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

'Binaural Beats' by Dr. Dre ♪ "It's like... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

\/ 'The Tell Tale Heart'. Or, 'The Tell ... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Appears like 'Sailor Moon' transformatio... ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

There must've been a recent purge. A lot...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

On 'Wet Burrito Day'.

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

The only sensible option: https://explos...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Multiverse of Madness: https://explosm.n...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

♪ "I wanna love you, but I better not to... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

check arrives for $0.12 Bank Teller: "Si... ★6

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

pulls plug from wall ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Plot twist: That was the killer's plan, ...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

When everyone is dead, no one is. I'm pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

I love Fudge twists, Fudge tropes and Fu... ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-17

Can God make a boulder he himself cannot... ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

He has arms cancer.

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Le Hollywood crie que c'est impossible! ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Sorry! My college roommate was from Tau ... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Ah, yes! Thank you!

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

The wire work battle is going to be epic... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Maybe he spent a week a while back and d... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

You were right the first time. Or, wasn'...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

There was a TV show or a movie where som... ★2

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Extra cinnamon oatmeal. ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

I have cloud insurance. ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-14

\/ She was, how you say, "gorge"* so all...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-14

Oh yeah! licks finger and places on butt...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

I had a girlfriend in high school who wa...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Nakers*

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

♫ "Master of puppets, I'm pulling your s... ★2

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

April 15th; Hitler's birthday and U.S. T...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Gross!

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Maybe he identifies as a fire. Or, a Tib... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

shakeshakeshake

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

And, when you try to leave, you get a fl...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Yes! Printing and putting up at the fire...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

Buttigraphy.

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-13

Cool Ensign; always tardy.

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-13

AssYOU'd. There is no 'me'. XD

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Drax is right there, in the middle.

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Those are the White twins; Jimmy and Joe...

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Now we're talkin'!

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-12

Muah ha ha!

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

\/ You take the good. You take the bad. ...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

The pile is too moist for ignition. ★3

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Don't forget wax paper.

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

But, calling a girl "stacked" works ever...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Ladies love the wild, crazy guys.

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Yes. This is the one I was looking for b...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-10

Sugar is a drug.

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-10

Yes.

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

I jay-walk in front of the courthouse al...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

When the first settlers landed on Britai... ★2

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

Judge is not too busy during two events:...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Yessss!

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Speky.

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

So, that's why her hair is always crispy... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

[whispers in ear] "Hey! lophu8 has been ...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

He's pushing cummercial drugs. ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Well, there goes lunch... ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

Oh, no! I am now a hard flat surface, su... ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

And, straight from the hips to the lips....

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Do I get my own space cannon?!

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

"Stop smoking Downs Syndrome skulls." ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Get a load of this guy's life preserver....

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Cum is one of those things that smells a... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-04

So... You found my list. [wraps pipe wre... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

ᴵ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵉˢˢ ᴵ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵃʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵛᶦᵉ.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

<♥♥>

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

\/ ♫ "I got a feelin', this is the soggy...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

"I'm sick and woofing tired of all the w...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Oh, you've been, I see?

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Don't worry. I threw up in your mouth fo...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Dog lisp.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

"Gabemammu, I've come to bargain." ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

The nice thing about fudge is; is goes i... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

♫ "All I wanna do, is have some bread!" ... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

YOUR end is in sight! [butt slap]

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Spider bite?

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-09-01

Figures I wouldn't log in on a ghost rel...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-09-01

In smoke signals that's: two long, low h...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-09-01

Ghosts don't eat. Cheap date!

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-09-01

Chaaaaange! [No, wait. That's zombies.] ...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

"First shalt thou take out the Holy D. T... ★6

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

I notice her.

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

When the animation doesn't match the spe...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

But, if you don't shake them, how do you... ★2

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

"If you don't have your own, natural han... ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Sliced and soaked in a little sugar wate...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

I think he'll wake up, reach around his ...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Hairy And Naked Deviant. ★4

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Pettable.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

[Lays out in the Sun on a foil covered 8...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Aren't you 71?

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

A 'backronym' - officially.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

"Not only am I the president of 'GoFuckM...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

So, a Tuesday, then? ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

The first shady guy to pay someone to ta... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Auto-erotic Gesticulation.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

♫ OH, Ted Bear, fly with me, In this spa... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

I tol' you to stay away from Loch Ness.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

♪ He's hooked to I.V. bags and He's got ... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

[pushes with a 2x4]

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-28

What's the statute of limitations?

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Today in history; Vesuvius erupts and bu...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Stop being so polar. ★4

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Be sure to visit the hotel of Dr. Henry ...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I was going to say the same.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

His mouth looks like a pair of panties. ...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

I've seen that movie. ♪ bow-chika-bow-bo...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

\/ Nice. Wait... How can a "priestess" b...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

O Rly?! [girly giggle] Is that a roll Fe... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

OH, right! I forgot those were called th... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Are those ants in your pants, or are you... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

In cities they have to put padding aroun... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Australia?

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

I wear a 34C but, I haven't been properl...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

I read somewhere that severe curves are ...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Wait.... Is it a clip for bananas? Or, a...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Uh-oh! Lophu is gone? I didn't even look...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Hey, guys! I picked up that star-shaped ... ★2

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Either of you?

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Are you currently on any SSRIs?

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

♪ Judge. Judge. Judge of the comments. B...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Would you rather; Fight one human-sized ...

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Michael Often Ogles Nancy. Michael Initi... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Technically, that would be half of anoth... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

"I'm sorry, Sir. You can't smoke that in...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

sploosh

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

♫ Some day somebody's gonna make you wan... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Wait a tick! My boyfriend's initials are... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Our lovemaking would be like 'Godzilla V... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

I give this 2 favorites! One for each bo... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

And it happened just like that... My ava... ★7

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Your chauffer is really two kids in a tr... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Gotta keep the followers scared all the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Hitler was an anti-religious socialist.....

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Technically correct. The best kind of co...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

1) God dammit, Dave! (from high school) ...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

OH SHIT! YOU TOLD HIM!! [erases NOT Rabb... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

I'm currently transitioning from 3rd to ...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

[phases into Gabe's brain] Boy, it sure ... ★9

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

It's a base model. It even has manual wi...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

[meanwhile, back on PG's back patio] Kit...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

It came up after 3 renewals. Must be a c...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

If it's expended its juices, already, it... ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I had to look it up. Damn, now they have...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I have both. One with ads on the side. O...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I have my CDL-A so, truck driver. I don'... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

[Pulls up outside ex-boyfriend's house. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Being on the road with others. ★3

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

New Elephants Carry Reduced Objects.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

"You do not want to shine a black light ... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

This is true. Seen first hand.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I have two!

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I touch fonder, too!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I'm fonder.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Sthorry.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

https://explosm.net/rcg/vzyhrckrt

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

https://explosm.net/rcg/aekpjiyhs

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

The Chryslerolet F150! A blend of leathe...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

You want to lose faith in humanity? Driv...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

10:30 PM... Cutting it close.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Yay! My Spanish teacher called me his fa... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

We're a shitty boomerang.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

yaaaassss!!!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Oh. That's not as exciting.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Heh.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

What?

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

OH! I thought you were saying you had a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

\/ There's a lot of ploughing going on, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Is it lack of interest on both sides? Yo...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Not much. What's app with you? ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Haxxor codes.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

www.lophu8.com What are we talking about... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Spreadin' the love. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I should probably stop gardening while n... ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

My aunt is named 'Pamela' (Pamola); the ...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

He could have a bitch for a mother who i...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Happy... 29th(?)!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

sharpens stick ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Go on... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

You talking about my boobs? I didn't thi...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

...crap! I forgot what we were running o... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Foul Odors Never Deter Exotic Rodents. K...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Finding Odd Nouns Difficult Ensures Ridi...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I picture you live in a suburb somewhere...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

¿Dondé esta la cocaína? ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I, too, like to wander around naked. Som... ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

If you can't find rhyming lyrics, just t...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

BUNS!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Sorry to hear about your fake mom. ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Wouldn't reading them make your eyes gro... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Still; that entrance was pretty dope. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

And, then, people track it all into thei... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Uh-oh! You copied the wrong line.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

With a hammer like that you better make ... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

I didn't see his vacation request in my ... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

[Dad leaves] [Child becomes famous] [Dad... ★5

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

And worm poop.

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Sometimes you just have to return to the... ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Ok, Let's take a look, here... Did you..... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Thank you! :) The mouth to words synchin... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

MY EYES!!

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

You're Welcome!

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

And, I still read everything you say as ... ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

You know what? I first read this wrong. ...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Hmm. Good heads up.

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

I looked at it. The site makes no sense....

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Thank you for your recent purchase. Be s... ★6

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

'Camaroium' - discovered the day after a... ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

A little bit of Monica in my life. A lit... ★5

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Well, I was going to check in, real quic... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

I'm really feline it. ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

It's like 'Mellow Yellow' and 'Mountain ... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Fudge Really Is Everyone's Nearest (and)... ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Mr. Hilter.

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Partner Transferred Sexual Desires. ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Uranium was named after Uranus because i...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

For 40 bucks you can buy Uranium in a ca...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

[runs after in girly tip-toe fashion] [s... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

FOOLED, AGAIN!!

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

https://explosm.net/rcg/szfdmgdip

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Now I wish I would have saved the codes ...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

As Ariana Grande said, "The 'friend zone... ★5

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Recreation of U.S. Congress, May 22, 185...

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Breaking News Room: My boss says the ant... ★8

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

[rubs ears] ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

With a little finessing this could be a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

BFFs! ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

I'm picturing you as the 'German Sausage... ★3

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Nice! Breaking out the Scotts.

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I figure it's the same reason they don't...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I'm a little skeptical of the source, th...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Don't Announce Daddy Diddling, Yo! ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I'm sorry, sir but.... [suddenly notices... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

The 'Gay Alliance League Sorority' reall... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

...Ok. But, you have to wear this outfit... ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

If it lasts longer than 3 days you shoul... ★5

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Bot.

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I have a buddy who's an expert on those....

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

https://explosm.net/rcg/nsznsebzf

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

The 'Little Orphan Annie' newspaper comi... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

I never understood it, either. It's cree... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Don't get hooked to the Devil's water. I...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

https://explosm.net/comics/394 ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

Yay! Then, I'll need some random person ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

T'is! It got really tiny. but, folks hav...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

"I used to be somebody!" [weeps in wheel... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

[re-creation of the scene from 'True Lie... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Yo-HO! Nice work.

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Spam?! I only spammed myself that one ti...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Speaking of you; did you notice the East...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

There's a better version where she's in ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

No, wait... December is Capricorn, ain't...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

First person action and stealth? Sounds ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Poverty Ghost Tina: "UUUUUHHHHHH..."

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Oh, damn! A reverse burn! ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Seconding.

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

I'm not a racist but... I think the Chev... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

What about excessive use of a drop down ... ★5

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

They all have super long braids in the b... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Two years? Deployed? ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

In looking up how many Riddick movies th... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

It is NOT possible for a blue whale to s...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Did you see the concert she held with 'D... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Yes. I admit I was intrigued by her/his ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Xerxes the First, King of Kings!

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

December born assholes? I know a few of ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Cocaine And Meth Equalize Out. [Don't tr... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Even 'Bird Law'?

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Everywhere? Did you hack their texts to ...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

[takes aside] "Uhm, Dr. Evil. One millio... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-16

♪ Making you way in the world today, tak...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

It was a good day on the market and AT t... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Wearing a condom is like turning off 'Fr... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

That's one song on a playlist, apparentl...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

They usually say to play 'Mozart' for yo...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Welcome! Now, you get to bring freedom t... ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Frequent Ass Smelling? It may have led u... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Does one have to be logged in to flag? O... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

\/ Speaking of; if you didn't buy in the...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Not a good design. Also, the way that gu...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Oh, dang! Talk about having a blast on y... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

[gets second free Ghost dog] SWEET! ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Watch out for electrical conduit. ★4

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Your ears might get worn down to nubs. I...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Watch out! She might tell Aviv! [her boy...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

He's got the Pyramid Fever? [I don't kno... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Pagan art!

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Or, she's smuggling a pot roast?! ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Sounds like Legends is making its way ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

It's her brother. ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

It would be my next one if I needed anot...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

He's gonna be a minute. He accidentally ...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

"DIBS on the Robert Mugabe piece!" [sets... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Holy shit! -O-O-

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

"He's out giving a blow job." - said by ... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Previously Returned Eggs Get New Adverti... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

It's a 'Dye and Fluff'! I got 15% off if...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Dang typos.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Which cam first, though; the jizz or 'Th...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Fun Fact with Poverty Ghost: old Mesopot... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

I'm gaining reputation as the money lady... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

I gotta hit my private gym to make room ... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

"My heart just pooped its pants." ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Oh, man! Now, I can't unsee it.

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

If you long-hold over your currency symb...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Watch out for the triple comment fairy! ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

I was going to customize a follow up but... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Are you like Earl in 'My Name Is Earl' -...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

You really bombed on that one. ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

She sleeps around.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I almost bought a Derringer a couple wee...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

[looks through painting eye holes] ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I should have that looked at!

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

"EVERYONE BACK IN THE GAY PILE!" ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

AH-HAA!! [lunges and phases right throug... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Not my best work. I'm still learning P2D...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Too late.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

We just signed a 100 season contract! Af... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Also, the time is well spent. What else ... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Do you use "Search" [Ctrl F]? On current...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Sometimes. Depends on my mood. ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

As long as it has a Northstar in it, I'm...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

You should have that looked at.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

In 100 years the Earth will be populated...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Good genes. Nothing goes to my hips. The...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Hey, come over here. I wanna show ya som... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Oh, no! I'm leaking, again? ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Always support family in their endeavors...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

[new Ghost dog sits by PG] Sweet! ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

This is fun. It's like a 'Choose Your Ow...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

♪ If it weren't for shit posts! I wouldn... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

[lights go dark] "MY PEARLS!!" [lights c... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Hey! Language, missy! ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

That guy doesn't novel. ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Dr.: "You have Taargus Disease." Patient... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Taste the meat - not the heat!

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Wao!

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

There are 10 types of people who underst... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

I just realized that chica looks very fa...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Especially after he tried to pay for the... ★5

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

He forgot to spit out his toothpaste, I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

[laughs in French] ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Sentience - including robots. ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Penises Operate Keyholes Everywhere. ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

I'm an old kid. I might be mid 40s but, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

This is true.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Hamas read from a certain book and disag... ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

I don't remember who it was (maybe, Ozzy...

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-12

Deer are carrion luggage.

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-12

Seagulls drop clams onto rocks to break ...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

I had to think on this one for a while. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Fun Fact: Birds can't taste capcaisin. I... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

IRCHWIP is part of the machine that's ke... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Muah ha ha! I am not a malevolent ghost.... ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Nice, smooth, curvy lines. Mother Nature...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Wait! There's a whole series of these?!

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Not Ed.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

That's why everyone gives him the respon... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

[An expedition to the North Pole finally... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

May Zeus bless your pairing - and, not i... ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

T ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Barbara Streisand Effect.

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

You must have overdone it. I see they ch... ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

*a peeling. ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

[zoom out of Earth] A flash - and a mush... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

My limo just did a line of coke off a de...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

...this is a lot dirtier now that I've s...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

You're harder today. Try Sucking! ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Fun Fact with Poverty Ghost: The stock m... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

"Your dad gave me some money to help you...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Wait... Is the launcher electrified? Or,...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

*"Here I sit, eating potassium, Tried to... ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

OH, damn! When you got home, where did y... ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Yup. I ain't even trying. ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I don't see it. He must've reuploaded? Y...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

About a month from now he's going to pop... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Perfect score! ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

That's the "everything nice" part - if y...

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Lo siento! No hablo Español! [gasp!] Mom... ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

[Ghost Rex sad cry sound]

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Careful! She keeps a loaded pistol in th... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

That'll be $5.

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Ha-HA! Más bueno, Roberto! See? A whippi...

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Sabbath.

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

He's a real O.G. ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

You've seen my aunt swim, have ya?

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

*ascended ★2

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

DR: "I will eat your baby!" ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

I been there. ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

['Dark Souls' "You Died" title card] ★4

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

I'm just the perfect amount of sugar and...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Yes! Be sure to pass around the collecti...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

That explains the initials written in Sh...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Is Gabe now a 14 year old, middle class ... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Not Ed.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-11

Damn! He's the cicada of the commentors....

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

\/ Oh, good, you're here! Can you get th... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Darth PG: "My ice cream. Where is it?" S... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Hmm. I think I'm zeroing in on the suspe...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

He forgot to pay his union dues.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

\/ Sadly, I've been an adult longer than... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

My ice cream cone!! NOOOO!!! ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

The road I grew up on started off as my ... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Oh, yeah! Thank you.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Foiled, again! ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

"JURISPRUDENCE, YOUR HONOR!!"

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

I been there, before.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Twinsies! Except I got another 6 inches ... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

OH! 'Not Quite Human' was a really good ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

80s popcorn flick where a kid turns out ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

He was the best. He, literally, built th... ★5

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Oh, I can't zoom on PC.

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

"I have dirt on Hillary Clin-" [catches ... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

[Eats stolen popcorn] ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Nice! I was a little confused during the... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Could be a Chicago flag. I can't tell if... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Because you are a machine! You just have...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Somebody left his cursor on. Shame! ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

\/ Mine is a 3 1/2 hour drive - and, no ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

I had my bicycle trailer stolen, once. W... ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

What's going on with the eyes and lips? ...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

\/ Genius! "Click here to add more sugar...

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Me, already a Ghost: [is tied to chair] ... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Bathing Is Really Tiring. How Does Anyon... ★3

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

[a pair of hot, young ladies come in wea... ★4

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Make scented candles, Brain? ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

You are probably not wrong.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Can you not? I have the Netflix on mine....

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

OooOOOHH!! [fires and flies back like J ... ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

You may want to get a new monitor.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

I'll be around, again, next Tuesday.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

https://explosm.net/comics/5186/

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

I been there.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

This must have taken forever to type out...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

[smacks with a hammer] "Throw him on the... ★5

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Reminds me of a great insult I read on a...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

I had an algebra teacher who had brain c...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Pro-gamer tip. However, not always the c... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Boobs... are round. ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Drive 65 mph (104 kmp) through a school ...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

A subpoena would probably be better. You...

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

They just used whatever was laying aroun...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Nice!

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

My uncle started going bald at 16. My mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Driving Your Suburu Like Evolved Xenomor... ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

You's needs some heads cracked, Boss? Wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

This is even better when read in a robot...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

You can make millions writing books and ...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

She's on the job, ya' big nabob!

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Ah! Parasatoid(ic?) Wasps!

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Or, the right one? https://explosm.net/r...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Wrong Mace™ bottle: https://explosm.net/... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

TwoFurredPlace 45

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Verb or Noun?

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Unrelated: I recently found out that 'Zb... ★4

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

(Cut to) The Feds all sitting around tok...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Ahh... the world without the internet (o...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Shh! Don't spoil my fun!

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Ah, perfect! When dating you want to use... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Well, in 5 links I made it to Mikhail Ep... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Why does this couch look so familiar? Is...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

26/6? I don't actually know mine.

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

He's "injecting" his knowledge, like a s...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

A noble creature. ★3

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Ain't seen it. I don't plan on seeing it...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Oh, dang! I missed that typo! ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Looks like I'm going to be going backwar... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Undercarriage Problems. [It's 'Taco Tues... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

That takes two keys, turned at the same ... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Or, maybe do?

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Do they let you cuten yourself up on the...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

LOL. Speaking of; we may have a culprit!... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

We're using 7 digit until July.

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

Do you wear one of those bright orange, ...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

Yeah. I'm not a plant scientist but, I'm... ★3

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

Mmmm!

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

[crickets and wide eyes] ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

Hey! Spoilers, man! Not that I ever plan...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

Robert DenBleyker... step into my office... ★5

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

But, I just do quick and dirty stuff in ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

I did mess around with Blender years ago...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Sometimes you go to the business. Someti...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Maybe turn them into a sucker fish? Are ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

[winces at the popping sounds]

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Just Smelling Wrong.

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Does it have layers? Layers would be awe...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

10k should be enough.

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Today's JSW: acronym ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

A Space Kraken?

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Hai!

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Maybe it's a Segway™ brand wheelchair?

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

♪ Ocean Man! Take me by the hand! To the... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

When you are waiting - you have become t... ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Can you buy me some Amazon stock in 1997...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

With flying you gotta stay above the haz...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Jesus Stealing Websites... ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

♪ They see me mowin' My front lawn ♫ ★4

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Just Saying Words.

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

God damned Metroid!!

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Tanoshikunai! 楽しくない

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Me, too.

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

You use your blank as a place where you ...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

I'm learn'ding, too. What program are yo...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Wait... Is Jesus stealing websites? Or, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-07

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS THING'S NUCLEAR?...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-07

Is this asbestos?! [tastes] ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Hmmm... Among Us, you say?

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

[All on 'B'; hammer on/offs only] 0h4p0h...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Who is this masked man?! [You forgot a s...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Grout for you.

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Hey Guys! Have you heard about this game... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

It's hydrophobic! Why it's.... GREASED C... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Sorry! I tried to bury it but, there's a...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

♫ WEEEEE SQUITTLE SQUITTLE WEEE WAAAAHHH... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

\/ And, he's only got 2 weeks until reti... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

LOL.

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Wow! I haven't seen this in a few years.... ★4

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I'm a different kind. XD

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I just love huge bureaucracies coming do... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

"My aerials got up and left me!" [buh du... ★3

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Maybe. But, the last two guys to leave u...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

We don't have cams. But, el hefé was on ... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Cochlear?? ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I fucked up the acronym.

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Shane Personally Levels Asphalt Tarmacs....

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Ok. So, apparently, someone came onto ou...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Yeah! Where have you been? ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

'7 Days To Die' - I started a new "life"... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Maybe he told his enemy to never send hi...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

There's a "store" called 'Ugly Foods' th...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

OK, good. I thought I was either psychic...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Very astute. I wonder if Orange has a sp... ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

[high five]

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

"Uhm... yeaaaahhh. I'm going to have you... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

This is why I can't wait for robot bodie... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Fun Fact: You can fit all of Texas insid...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

OH, snap! Good thing I didn't move there...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Yup. Our 'Unretirement Tour'.

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

[finally can go anywhere] PG: "Wanna go ... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Andromeda May Be Entering Real (Soon)

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

"Can you hang a cabinet, squarely?" "Yes... ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

My new favorite video.

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I always find my way back to Martin: htt... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

That deserves a paddlin', I think!

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Seconded the second one.

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

A calendar that counts down to your deat... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I get a dollar for every star. Don't you... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I bet the kid is out taking the marijuan...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Name your son "Thumbs". No one will ever...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

"Tiger King", eh?

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

[same genie comes out wearing a fake mus...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

[quietly] My pizza.... ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

I'm not attacking, per se. Just saying t...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

/\ Ain't you 18, now? \/ I'm on top of y...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

And genies have heard the same basic wis...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

I think I may have posted this one, here... ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

I see you're a true lady's man.

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

[walks in] Hey, guys! I picked up that r...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Or FDR. ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

OH NO!! But, I was just installing slip ... ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

"She says she's not dead." ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Status symbol in the Ghost world. Why do... ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

In the beginning there was nothing. Then... ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Nice!

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Also, don't neglect the clit! ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

I like pineapple on my pizza!!

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

I've been saying that, too. Imagine if w... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

What color are your shoes?

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Walk Inside Surly Henry. He's a concrete...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Yeah. Genies require receipts for return... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

I think he mistyped 'can do' for 'kendo'... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

That's why I love private space companie... ★4

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-02

Hey! That's my password! ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

1) A lady's got to have a hobby. 2) Beca... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

It IS! But, now, you get punished for us...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

They did 'Hard Rock' but, not any of the...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Exactly. I wish I had all that time and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

You're down there in the thick of it - k...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Sometimes war is determined by luck; Fro...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Debate: 100 https://explosm.net/rcg/ulmf... ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

True Random. I did not fuck around with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

I, also, like to tour Eastern European a...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

200% alcohol method! Or, is it 50% alcoh...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Thank you.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Clouds remind me. I was at a red light b...

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-02

Oh, sweet baby Jesus! I thought 'murasmu...

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You're supposed to negotiate terms, firs... ★1

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Nice work! ★2

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Doin' the Lord's work, here. ★3

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Oh, snap! I don't know if we have enough...

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Queen Would Operate Pianos. [RIP Freddy ...

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[slaps Flex Seal™ patch on him] ★5

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Have you ever taken a Google Earth trip ... ★3

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That's where I keep all my stuff! ★2

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[unzips BDSM mask mouth] That's not the ... ★2

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Are these the newest members of GWAR? ♫ ...

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Was the 4 year old actually two 2 year o... ★2

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I started because all the "cool" kids di... ★2

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Is the alt 'ThreeFacedPlace46?'? ★2

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Hey! A couple days ago I forgot the "Hap... ★1

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Reading that description, I was sure thi...

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That, he is! The only problem was that t...

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\/ Yeah. It's difficult to do a few thin...

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I keep a bag of bones in my ghost purse....

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On a serious note: I have been smoke fre... ★6

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"Now, to adjust this light fixture pull ... ★2

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A substitute?! That means it's movie day... ★5

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Is the 'o' a smoke ring? ★2

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Oh my gods, you are now my new best frie...

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Like, on a stripper pole? That's good fo... ★1

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[Including the corpse] ★2

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E3 - A0 D2 G2 e1 B1 G2 D0 D0 G2 B3 e1......

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[walks in] Why do my bones hurt?

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You told me to make sure. I failed. Sorr... ★2

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Final wishes aren't revocable. What can ... ★1

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Coffins are paradise for cats, I bet. It... ★1

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April powders. Bring May flowers!

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I clicked. There are no Ricks and/or rol... ★2

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14 year old white, middle class girls ar... ★1

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We'll have to pull together to really hi... ★2

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On this day in history Where'smycooldog?... ★1

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I was, like, "Why does that sound famili...

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50 years from now I shall regale my gran... ★3

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But, they aren't American. I'm going to ...

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YES SIR! [scurries off, dropping random ... ★3

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burp! I forgot to read- ★1

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He likes 3 coats of wax on his car and 1...

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Are you suggesting lophu8 is hung like a...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Perfume was to cover the gas. Lady secre... ★1

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OH, snap! That's why dudes always want t... ★1

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I've had it happen right around the time...

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Bifurcated Frogs Jump Diagonally. ★2

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I support this exorcism. ★1

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Occam's Razor suggests this is true. ★1

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[pulls down spotter scope] You're high a... ★2

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You're Granddad is very nice to give out...

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The Pipefitters Union doesn't like unlic... ★1

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He must have forgot - because of all the... ★4

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Maybe they have/had bad gas?

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Even M&Ms?!

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ʟᴏᴡ, sǫᴜᴇᴀᴋʏ ғᴀʀᴛ

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Yes, please! ★3

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96..

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Sorry to hear about your dad. :( Might I... ★2

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OH, snap! I thought Orange was the one w... ★2

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Ni.

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Ichi.

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Reminds me of the three sisters I grew u...

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I feel Jesus was the David Blaine of his... ★1

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That was going to be my next guess. The ...

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[looks down manhole] Again? ★1

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Uh-o!

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*mops drops ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Not all black people are African-America...

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It's a 'Fapple'. ★3

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I remember. Death showed up to collect y... ★2

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Vogue by Madonna - my doppelganger... if...

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It might be time to drag out the garbage... ★1

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Does your janitor always sleep naked in ...

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Hello! https://explosm.net/rcg/gcqulcwdq... ★1

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That happened to a lady ghost, once. She...

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\/ You're welcome!

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Is it a body? Is it Brad Pitt's live bod... ★2

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Uh-OH! It's like that scene in Batman wh...

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\/ Even to Stuckey's for a burrito? ★1

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It's easier to go through your stuff if ...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Ghosts and demons need beds. What else a... ★1

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Stick to dildo's children. ["the micro w... ★2

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Ahh! Different office exploded. And, tha... ★1

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I'm in your house, now.

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It is. I was supposed to be in bed 2 hou... ★1

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That explains everything.

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OH, dammit! How'd I miss that!

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Somebody broke the space-time machine! ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Hey, everyone! SatanClaus appears to be ...

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I was going to say that this is what Pea...

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And, it is 9:31 A.M.

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Today is 'Short' day, isn't it? OK. Prem...

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Get the Separated Superman who divided f...

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"Once" and "had" implies they didn't sur...

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Sign up sheets are in the back! We don't... ★2

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At work this morning I accidentally said... ★1

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Kermit was never the same... ★1

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Watch out! I heard Gabes can jump like m... ★2

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Are you suggesting there are high budget... ★2

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You're our favorite piece of furniture. ... ★4

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Yeah. Don't put your shovel away, yet. I...

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The flavor is meant to mimic the smell o...

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I'm not shy in public but, I lose my tra...

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[uses LITS to prop open office door at C... ★5

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[Narcans]

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Ha-HA! You fell for the ol' 'fake-hand-u... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

'THAT'S A PENIS!"

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You turn the ancient God gun down to 'Mo... ★1

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Having multiple streams of income greatl... ★1

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"Eets-a me, a-Mari-o!" ★1

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I would.

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Logistics and transportation. You got so... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-30

The only "put" on that exchange would be...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

I ain't looking that up! The last time I... ★1

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I don't besmirch them. I get it. They ha... ★4

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If you're ok with the dead variety, I kn... ★1

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Maybe you can snort cats? ★1

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There was a guy - I can't remember where...

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Fancy! I'm only familiar with EFIS.

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Now, when you say "old" you better mean ...

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Klondyke-5274.

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Whoa! I think your Ferengi to English tr...

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We're NOT?!!

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The Ghislaine Bible.

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And, my daily Starbucks is stocks, not c... ★1

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Pre-Market with Poverty: Short and sweet... ★3

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Zing! Just don't touch my 'Back To The F... ★2

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[over enthusiastically waves] HI, CARLOS... ★1

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Good effort but, I think the threads we ...

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Oh, the Penii. Is that similar to the di... ★1

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♫ Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mm... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

He sold it for an ounce of coke. ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Saturday.

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Ha-HA! Nice work! I see the facts part s...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I musta forgot.

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

OH, yeah. I kinda, sorta remember that.

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"MOOOM! I'm on the internet!" ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

FDGE is worth EVERYTHING! Or, apparently...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

GNL was the only one to hit at $18.90.

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Someone who's rich and doesn't want me t... ★2

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If you wait a few days; UVXY or SNDL.

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"What are you doing, step brother?" "...... ★5

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And, with my bad memory, I would mix the... ★1

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/\ This. I would love to hear/read some ... ★1

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Oh, yeah! ZTR - $9.70 to buy.

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For some reason I thought yesterday was ... ★2

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Milk. Softens them right up! Easier than... ★4

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Are you loading nudie pictures on a 56k ...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Oh, yes... I'll never forget that day. N...

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5/5; would rent, again. ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-28

You're on point, today/yesterday. {I kee...

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Those South Africans really know how to ...

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Sorry! I missed a day. Nobody got it bec... ★1

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X-Treme ACTION!!!

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Xanax?

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"WHOOPTYYY!!"

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What a king... uhm.. stud... Dang it! I ...

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-28

\/ \/ Doesn't Tony owe you, like $20, st...

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-28

It does answer a lot of questions...

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No. Wait. I was thinking of Nome, Alaska...

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-28

Oh, damn! That's cold!

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I used H&R once. Never again! The dude w... ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Man, that sounds nice. Although, I'm not... ★2

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Take an XXX elixir? Sure! ★1

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This guy loopholes! ★1

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His icing is past it's expiration date. ★1

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♫ From the kids on the hill plus my mom ... ★2

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♪ Gotta gotta get up get down! ♫ ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Mambo Number 5. [It's in your head, now....

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\/ What about murder? Or, someone exhibi...

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Hey, it's Strong Bad 20X6!

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\/ [slinks backwards out of the room]

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-28

[steals the apostrophy in "Thieves'"]

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Yay! Should your own favs be counted, th...

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Sticks gum to bottom of Gabe's shoe I'm ...

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-27

The county was, once, going to build a r... ★1

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

♫ AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!! ♪ ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Love that song. Love 'The Doors'.

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You're supposed to make an RGC or 5.

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Wise Old Man Buns. [Very flat. From sitt... ★1

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WWWOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo!! [I'm a part... ★3

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Wait... Do the women have the pictures a...

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Video games, paint, online shop (but, ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

I sold mine to her, twice!

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

You are correct.

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

not sarcastic (you said "dead" and the g...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Your last comment on the previous page. ...

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/\ \/ It's our weekly meeting. ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

"Were they sent to Hell?" "Worse. Wiscon...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Well, if you look, how many of ours are ... ★1

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He copied it from a reddit post. Probabl... ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

People do that with whitey, too. "Oh, yo... ★1

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Yeah. That sickens me when I remember re... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

I was going to say the same thing but, I...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

\/ Must be like a 'Bacon Number'. Or, '4...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Attacks on Asians aren't new. They're ju... ★3

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Do you take exact change? [pulls up a wa... ★2

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Always #2 - with wings. WITH WINGS!!! An... ★1

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I don't know if I would consider it a jo...

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Oh, snap! Well, one good thing that came...

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Me II! ★2

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You didn't mark your connections, did'jy... ★3

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[steals your wallet] ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

...Not again! ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Last comment on the previous page. :) ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

You should play the lottery! And, since ... ★2

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You supply your own box. Very convenient... ★3

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The Dali appreciates it. ★4

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Thanks but, I didn't tape him under ther...

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♫ "Ridicu-lic-ulous! Like a booger, I st...

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I bet it was that scourge, 'Henry The Sh... ★2

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Then, it'll be full of vacuum... I think...

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The show MUST go on. It's the law. ★6

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

That's how you can tell you're a real, q... ★2

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OK. This one took me a bit. Nice.

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Inverted Kite Elevation Awareness. WATCH... ★1

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It's always full... if you think about i...

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They have instructions for everything.

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♪ "Hello my honey! Hello my baby! Hello ... ★3

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Eco friendly.

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Heiroglyphics... Let's see; Hidden women... ★3

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I got him on speed dial... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

$7 at the door. $14 if you bring a frien...

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Post Market with Poverty: The only thing...

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Done! ....and, it's gone.

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Well, now I can't trade GNL on the marke...

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Atoblins. ★1

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You're welcome!

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"NNNEERRRDD!!" - Homer Simpson

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What if the goat kicked a kitten?

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If you fall into the Ganges River you're...

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It's a gas, gas, gas! ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

[Re-enactment of Drax at the beginning o...

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Goats have rectangular irises. Mix round...

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Oh, yeah! I remember that! That had to b... ★2

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You should see me in my Supergirl™ outfi... ★1

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Yup. Looks like suicide by plastic bag t...

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♫ Double double. Double vision! ♫

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And a place for others to perch. ★1

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Nice work! You might want to move in the... ★1

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Do what , now? [nearby newpaper article ... ★1

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Every time I eat, it just ends up in a p... ★1

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I was just going to mention pressure, to... ★1

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Without context things gonna be vague. A... ★1

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Professor LITS teaches a course on wine ... ★1

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Hexagons? That means that guy is half go... ★1

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Paul Giamatti beat the Portuguese to Bra... ★1

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The WHO also double parked in a handicap...

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You guys are a gas. ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

What if the needles have tetanus on them...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Obviously. The printed expiration date o... ★2

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"15 fish drowned that day..." ★4

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You need some taller grass to hide in, t...

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Yes. I have regular employment, too but,... ★1

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And, I split bids on DMO; half at $14.73...

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Disclaimer: Poverty Ghost is not a licen...

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Pre-market with Poverty Ghost: OK. So, y...

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I can't find any errors in this logic. ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Come with me if you want to live! [hides... ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I tried installing Civ V from the DVD my...

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[cyborg assassins start booting back up]...

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The full circle of (milk) life. Grass/Ha...

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My mistake. ★3

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Like; "What did I just touch that's stuc... ★3

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Thank you.

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Two Time Tim Turned Tail Till Tuesday.

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I have, in my possession, somewhere, an ...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Unreturned.

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This is entirely acceptable. ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Kronk as in "PULL THE LEVER!" Kronk? ★4

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Or, ground them down small enough. I'll ... ★1

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[looks at phone] Only 17 years left, goo... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

A little bit.

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Speaking of resurrections and miracles: ... ★1

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\/ Even better.

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King Prawns. Is that what whales eat? I'...

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I think I just figured out your avatar. ...

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We had a board meeting and that was the ...

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Interesting... I wonder if something big...

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[pets malamute]

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grumblegrumble [gets the garden hose bac...

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GASP!!!! That is your weekend assignment...

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If it weren't for that 0.001% there woul...

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I'm not a huge math person but, let's se...

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That's the game my nephew left behind wh...

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I just looked it up. This actually sound...

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[on a serious note: If someone hasn't al...

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I was in the physical place. So, proper ...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Apparently hashtags are verboten.

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I WAS ! 1 game of the year.

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Narrator: "That's the day we discovered ...

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Yeah. I was wearing my Daisy Duke™ short...

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\/ I could live with this. "Where's your...

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Yeah. But, that allowed us to be sneaky ...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I like food.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Not only is he NOT a rabbit, he's also N...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I'd say Chicago, L.A. or the Bronx would...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

[hangs pine tree air freshener on door k...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Oh?! If I miss tomorrow, can you tell me...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

I 'member that day. A guy named Steve ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

[flip flip] This? Thanks. It always gets... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Skeptical but, I'm not super experienced...

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Do I win a second Honda Accord?! [I, acc...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Maybe he subscribes to 'Misheard Quotes ... ★2

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"I'm not really a fish person. Do you ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Disclaimer: Poverty Ghost is not a certi...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

ETW is ex-div today so, put in a bid at ...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

/\ This guy totally gets it - and isn't ... ★1

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"......This is good... I'm going to get ...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

If you play punching bag with the uvula ... ★3

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Oof! Neck taters. Those will get ya, eve...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

COBRA KAI! DO OR DIE!! ★1

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If you put some baking soda in that wate... ★2

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[ears perk up] Do I hear a slither?! [ru... ★1

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People coming back from the dead and fly... ★1

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I must have missed that version of Mario...

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Onion Tater Tots Fried Fresh! Mmm! ★2

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"Only The True Fans Figureitout"? ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Real Estate Attorneys at Law!

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Ah, yes! "Briny Leagues 2" - where you p... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Ah, yes! "Himalayan Leaper 2" - where yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I tried to install Steam and it doesn't ... ★2

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"Why does I die?" ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Oh, snap! Shots fired! Or, rather, "Spea... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

'Condensed' wine?! Do they make powdered... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Sounds like someone wiped on the wrong s... ★2

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Because I needs me some tasty animal jui...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

You walking about my dil? You the person...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

I thought your Kindle melted. Did you ge...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Oh, damn. I, just now, actually went to ...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

[boards up doors and windows]

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Hey! What's this package on Stephen's do...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Post market: AGNC went up - as did SUN. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

I, for one, WELCOME our new Gabe overlor... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

A day late and a Simolean short.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

\/ By touching himself at night. Also, p... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

We're working on it. ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Disclaimer: There are risks when investi... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

SUN is also down on the start. It hasn't...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

AGNC is down $0.09 at the moment. Buy at...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Is this supposed to be a haiku? You said... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

[picks 'Stairway To Heaven' on acoustic]...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

I don't know. Are you?

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

It's lonely at the top.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

[walks in] Hey, guys! I picked up that r...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

You've a new hat! And a smoke. The skill...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

"For the guy who has everything!" ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

[picks] G0 B1 B0 B1 B3 G2 B3 B1 B0 B1 (2... ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-21

Well, a company will double their price ... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

stabs 14. ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

They might like the beating, though. Got...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

YAY! My lawyer says to never read the fi... ★1

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Oh dear! ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

When you say "you" do you mean him 'you'...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

For the youngins:https://youtu.be/3mbvWn...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Aww, naw! Now, you gave me my earworm fo...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

It's like a Rorschach - it's exactly wha... ★3

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

I know.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

In hindsight, my mother's homemade chick...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Those were supposed to be tomorrow's lef... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

This one.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Vegan? Gross.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Rancors Yeet Human Males ★3

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Hey! You're violating 5 CFR § 2635.702, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Maybe it is! But, it's so slow that it t... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Well, la-de-dah! I've been using slime m...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

"My edibles are gone! And, so is your fa... ★4

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Wooooaaahhhh!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

I was gone for a while so, I may have mi...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

I keep some money in a fake can in the c... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

And, I was talking about his cousin, Sun...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

You should check out 'Mexican Beeping So...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

I haven't been to the next page, yet. No...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Uh-oh! That'll only summon ...SUPER MONS... ★3

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Present me is angry at past me for forge... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Nice find. ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Back? I thought he was a 'Today made acc...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Grandma's old cookware bakes yams that a...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Alright... One time, I let Bobby McIntir...

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Officer: "I pulled you over for speeding... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Sun Tzu never saw 'Kung Fu Hustle' . Old... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

OH JEEZ!!! OH GOD!! THE PAIN!! MY EYES!!... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Don't forget Janis. ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

The Elder Scroll's glitch horse clips by...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

It's kind of funny how 'Onii' is "brothe...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

Holy shit! Tomorrow 'Pitfall' will be 39...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

jumps onto alligator head in 'Pitfall'

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-20

Tainted well.

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

[walks in] Hey, guys! I picked up that r... ★3

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Hereditary Dishes Brown Kinky Yams.

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

That explains the butt prints. ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

YOU'RE a lot worse than you remember! ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

My haunt owner is lewd. ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

That's what I tried. I failed. ★2

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Imagine if covid turns out to be the lon... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Intergalactic Internet Echo. Restart you... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

60% of the time it works every time! ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

You were the hardy breakfast before rehe...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

Hopefully we won't have a 'friendly fire... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

That'll teach him!

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

OH! You might want to have that looked a...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

You're deliciouz.

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

That's the tiny baby hand reaching out t...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

It's gonna be our #1 hit single!

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Is that the sound people make? I'm usual...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Are you saying 'Ni' to that old woman?

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

That's how 450,000 babies a year are bro... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Hey! We said we wouldn't use that word i... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

>:-(~-I-< ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

I heard that girl once flipped off a box... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

I knew we got you that drum set for a re... ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

There IS a forum but, it's full of self-... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

What about ...pancakez?

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Singing the posts of this thread actuall... ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

sproing! - [right back into the vageen] ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪ [there are no words in the them... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

"We have ridden the lengths and breadths...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Destroyed Mother Brain not with weapons ... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Vertical Use Rope Pusher.

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

How is babby formed? ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

No back teeth and one large front tooth?...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Might not work. Your first born is 38.

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Taking some real license with the extra ...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

You can be one of those fans that stands...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

That was day 2 of the seminar but, he co...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

You paint a lovely picture.

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

It's not a bug, it's a feature! ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

I was thinking it was some foreign film....

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Yeah. He's a fan from back in our garage...

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

You heard of dueling banjos?

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Oh, snap! You were trapped for that long... ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

"That's what she said!" - Michael Scott ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

I heard he lives up on Baffin Island.

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

He's our 'Tiny Dancer'. ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

You are not. ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

"I was a diviner, just like you. Then, I... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Then, who would be at the door to collec... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Oh! 'The Lurking Vapors' is even better!...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I tried sneaking you onto the front of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-17

International Baboon Gangbang Associatio... ★5

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-17

With kindness? ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

a 'shticky note'* Why didn't I see that,... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

You seen those, eh?

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I got to get in to my large bills. Turn ...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

They're special order. ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

[bananas crawl out of every crevice] Not... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

It's called 'Creeping Vapors'. ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Twice'd.

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Rule of thumb for city women; if they ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

\/ spontaneous violin music starts playi... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Did you hand draw each link in that lany... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

sneaks out bathroom window ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Take THAT Mithraists!

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Scruffy from Futurama: "Scruffy will get... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

He's a witch! May we burn him?! ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Plot twist! You think it's one thing - t...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I can't imagine the number of manuscript...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Better than a brown note. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

In my belly?! ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

He did it while everyone was ♫ Kung Fu F...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

You gotta put a sticky note on it. ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Prison Junkies Love Heroine... I mean...... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Mr. Connery, sir! Good to see you made i... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

"Getting to space is easy. That part we ... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Store credit only! ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I would've but, I'm not great at long fo... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

hol' down ★4

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Here! Try this cattle prod! ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I figured it was a game avatar but, I do... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

[tarantulas start crawling out of every ... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

But, I'm in the band, ma-....fine. [hand... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

We're getting the band back together. Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

These stats don't update in real time. M... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Oh, that's right. I forgot about him.

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Now you're just documenting my life. ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

I also seen this in real life...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

I seen this in real life.

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

It's that dial on the outside of your ho...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Help: 1 Noun : the people you pay to cle...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Shouldn't it be a 'grey zone'?

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Hey! You upload there, too? OH! Uhm... [...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

I have a code that's formatted the same ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

confetti cannon goes off Cue: We are the... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

The old lady tears away her mask to reve... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Whoa! The Grandfather Rabbit Paradox! Gr...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

He likes a repeat performance. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Watch out for the dreaded 'dick fish'! h...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Don't you two know each other in real li...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Forget about who? ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

I worked at 'Heaven's Gate' as the greet...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-16

/\ /\

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Glad you're always here to help those in... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Poverty Ghost was found with 7 bullets t...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Hmmm. Interesting. I'll keep an eye out ... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

[walks in] Why is there all this swiftly...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Fellatio Del Toro. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

I missed out. This is what I get for sle...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

[places Bunsen Cooler under Monster] ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

It's a hobby he picked up while serving ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

I concur.

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

The highest recorded temperature is 100,... ★5

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Hairy Ears Abound Throughout. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

[places Bunsen Burner under comment]

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

With a, uhm, gasoline monster? ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

♫ HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!!! ♪ ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Well, when a mommy badge and a daddy bad... ★9

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Mirth and murder is afoot! ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

[rolls dog crate] [it lands face down in...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Soory! [pulls out duct tape]

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Off to the vet we go, Snookums! The nice...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

I tried manually typing 5845 to see if, ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

I don't have to melt. I just phase right...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

sits on whole turkey, Martha Stewart sty...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

How do you think these things start? ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

This is true. You don't want your pants ... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Gabe offered a BOGO deal. How could I NO...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

[stops ripping tags off mattress] Oh! No...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Ah, yes. Steve T. Oldone. He's been look...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Well, he needs to OD!* [Overdrive Differ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

picks up phone hand set

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Said like Bill Cosby: "And, then, the Fl... ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

This guy sticks! ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

A mirken? ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Tattle guy! ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

It proves ones worthiness to a potential... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

A mysterious UPS deliver person arrives.... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

GOGGLES ON, EVERYONE!! ★5

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Don't get ahead of me. [full disclosure;... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

It's got negative £5 in it. I found it o... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Some people get false teeth. Some get fa...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Good thing we keep a spare on the other ... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

The beer is near. ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

[sees Fiddle working at a large foot-pow... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Judge Fudge dead?!! * NNNNOOOOOOOOooOOOo...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

A "horrible year" ? I'd say 2020 was. An... ★3

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

I been there, before! ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

But, he's wearing a fake mustache. That ... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

OH, damn... [takes off wig and re-adjust... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

[walks in door] Hey, guys! I picked up t... ★5

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Japanese; Lophu-san No Amari maSen! ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Internet used to be 'pay by the minute'.... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

[giggle] Is that a roll of coin in your ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

You're just waffen theories around. ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

'Feelings of Impending Doom/Demise' are ... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Catchy! Surprised it's from 2011. Seems ... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Always collect those coins!

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Ha! "Chucklenuts" I'm stealing that... s... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

A nipplectomy?! Sacrilege! Also! I knew ... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Doesn't aim worth a shit, though. ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Gay jail? So, regular jail? Favorite gam... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

You're heard of 'panspermia' ? This is '...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

OH, snap! Squirrel Girl is coming?! How'... ★5

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Now, if only we could figure out a way t...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

[stops drinking her 'Healthcohol'] They ...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Moi? Sully another's reputation?! Why, I...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Alligator Lipstick Employer. [That's som...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Oh, I seen that!

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Thefts, most grand. Particularly up top....

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I don't get it, either.

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Speaking of.... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I don't see a Poverty Ghost in his pfp, ...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

"Why is my phone all loose and floppy?"

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

What if you came up with 'Jack Handy' st...

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

(Joe Biden, too)

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-13

How do you make a woman scream for an ho... ★4

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Too many chefs?

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

DOUBLE gay!!

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

I was in love with 'Traverse City Fudge'...

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Penis raises head to attention at Doroth... ★6

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

A nickel just ain't worth a dime, no mor... ★1

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

True Herbertshires Include Ecstatic Fath...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-13

How do your put your head under your arm...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-13

Yeah. You missed out on the merch!

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-13

I'm the little lump.

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

It's still in my 'Hidden' folder so I do...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Why is my pfp cleaner than yours? Did yo...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Panel 1: "Wanna come to C&H for a comic?... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

NNNNOOOOooooOOOooooo! [pellets pass thro... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

I started there. Then, I found out it wa...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

And, I think he slept through the whole ...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Since Fiddle is supernatural, like me, h... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

So, like, you're a computer mind with th... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Was it that 'Ancient Aliens' guy?

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

It was a 'Flash Sale'. ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Uhm! Uhm! Uhm!.... This is my hair curle...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

56k modem sounds ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-11

*"Enter" [That's the last time I buy a k...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Zucchini Intelligence Agency (Ignore the... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

It's all crystal clear, now!

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

"Just a bean, trying to get some sleep."...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

"Fucking Robert!!": https://explosm.net/... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Tuesdays are LSD day: https://explosm.ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

swoosh swoosh Hey! Stop moving! ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

There's a specific kind of coffee that i... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

I love the smell of ground Beans in the ...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

"Zed! Initiate Alpha-Force!" ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Ah-HA! And, Yo-HO!

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

I'm afraid I don't get this one. Is he m... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

But, not the third? ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

This comic has been out for nine hours, ...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

It's brisk!

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

It's pretty prestigious. Only the best b...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Goulcoin. It's crypto. ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I think that part was in yesterday's, to...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

This thread has curdled.

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

This seems fair.

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

You were supposed to get a permit, first... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I remember renting that from Blockbuster...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Oh, damn!

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Yeah. Actually, I think that's a song of...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I thought about revisiting that series s...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I was going to say the same. It took me ...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Crashing games is tight! [sorry. just bi...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Quaker Burros Never Asphyxiate

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Too soon! ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

"So, you got a new movie for me?"

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

I just hit 'Space' two times.

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I died of the black death in 1352. Took ... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

OH, damn... Now I've been hanging around... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

"May we burn him?!" ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I ie, chigaimasu! Gabe the Furry wa mits... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

The going theory is that vampires need h... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Waldorf and Statler (the old guys in the... ★4

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Doctor's orders. hits self with frozen s... ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Isn't this from yesterday? Are we experi...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I should slab you guys for your cuts. ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

I'm imagining a 'Clone High' type Nick s... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

"May we burn him?!" ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

That's like mouse bait. Vampires sure do... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Empty pockets. ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

"Uhm, hello! My balls are up here, thank... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Just before I got to the end I was alrea... ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Hmmm. Very sus. ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

Like Vanilla Ice.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

[I confess that I can't do anything with... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

I gots-ta slow down. I'm burning though ... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

Rabba doo wah seedle ee dee chaaaa!

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

[two note 'Jaws' motif]

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

So far, so good.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

The women on your planet aren't allowed ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

After two odd responses from you guys I ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Back to the studio!

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Oh, dear... This Pervin pfp is already a...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

[Megaphone squeal] I SAID, BLOXYGABE ONL... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Sadly, I, too, have no ass. They could m... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Just snoopin'.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

He's got a secret box. I seen it. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Maybe he's the Rob Liefeld of kissing?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Hammina hammina!

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Hair doesn't always cooperate. Don't (ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

\/ NO!! [barely audible PP music plays f...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Those cost extra. A true assassin does h... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

OOH! With the little fruit pieces. I for...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Both ways work. English is like taffy, s... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

WHAT?! [cups both ears]

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

This is you, Mr White Jr.?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

You know what I've been doing, lately? (...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

We're going to have to delete this line....

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I goog'd. Bloxygabe only turns up 'react...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

They must be fogged over. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I'm here for an ear infection. [I'm glad...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Rod Serling: "I submit for your consider... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Don't act like you don't like fries with... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Same boat. Except, I missed one, above, ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

[Cue: lightning and thunder]

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Dang it! I need to quit my time zones so... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Heh-heh... Yeah. That would be crazy! [h... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

[takes notes] What else did you google? ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

There's not a whole lot there, is there?...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Holy shit! That's more dedication than I... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

They always seem to post while I'm on sh...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

"You're welcome!" , said the Intergalact... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Doc, I'm here for my ear exam. [drops go... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

You just jinxed yourself, you realize?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

*Ideaz ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

White text on white? ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Very Problematic Arrangement.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I have a doctor's appointment - whether ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Sounds like a 1960s Cartoon villian.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Vapors, Paranormality and Apparitions. I...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

They say "square meals" but, I'm having ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I was just keeping you company since I n...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

"To Serve Man" ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-09

\/ A little.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Or, maybe you're the contraception?! Iro...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

For funsies? Or worksies?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Highlights and a styling = $60. Someone ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Wait..... There's an Explosm wiki?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

[east fries with fork and knife] ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Why would he delete it? Does he suffer f...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

The was a good movie.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

'Price Is Right' lose horn

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

And those aren't cheap! I been in 'em. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Dang it! I need to quit my job so I can ...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Wallet Inspector!

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

The number 486 showed up, again, today. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

I wore TWO ties! Like in BTTF 2! I won i...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Also, I have your original, if you need ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

My new badge is really putting a damper ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Not sure if Green is the brother of the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Everyone was right about those anime con... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Oh, damn. That's an oldie and goodie.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

also rubs ears

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

I took UAFP to the vet. He's riding on m...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

This tracks.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

[holds two identical vials of Cooldogs. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

"You tint clicker!"

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

It was 'Ridiculous Tie Day' at work! I w... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Oh, damn! LITS is like the Usain Bolt of...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

♫ Tainted love! [boop boop!] ♪

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

"You'll laugh if you know what's good fo...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Oh, yeah... That's why the vet had you s...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

You sing just like my sister.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Well, 'et's 'ave a butchas', eh, gov?

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Keeping him wondering is how he actually... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

I can hear the theme music!

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Perhaps he goes after to save on rentals...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

How did he get into the convention cente... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Around here Lamaze classes are taught to...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

[phone bricks] ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

lands in aardvark world

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Do you ever find it weird that the Holy ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

I don't know. He seems pretty legit. I m... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

At least 9,000 children a year are affec... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Daaaang... Hotel prison. That's where I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Where is the big spring break this year?...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

You intravenously inject paramedics? Tha...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

bangs on Gabe, a la 'The Fonz' with the ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

I can't get over the faces in 5 and 6. H... ★5

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Kitty kept puking on the carpet so it wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

You seem to have put a lot of thought in... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

FUCK!!

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Litho Integration Tenderizes Steak. [Rem...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Like, smaller than regular, small Smurfs...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

♫ Good morning, sunshine! The Earth says... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Well, that escalated really quickly. ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

We don't have seas, here but, my favorit... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Nice and subtle. lol

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

What is that? A large, wooden salad tong...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

He's extracting genes in his jeans. ★4

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

rappa-cha! That's the sound our high fiv...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

"And, now, for the PT portion of the int...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

"I just fapped in from New York and, boy...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

[x] I agree to the Terms & Services. ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

A hobby is just a job you aren't getting... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Hello, sir and/or madam.

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

I imagine they're similar to the New Yor...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

\/ Eww. lol

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Ouro-thera-bos. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

\/ Still holding... ♫ Tall and tan and y...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

[Re-creates electrical shock scene from ...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

You know what? I think I got you and Gab... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Some people have way too much time on th...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

plays triangle, daintily ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

That's weird; usually it's the front of ...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Could be... ionizing ...dust? I got noth...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

OH, jeez! That's TODAY!! ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

https://explosm.net/rcg/mkngacyou

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

There's still time. It might come crumbi...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Well, you see, there's a docu-series fro... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Hmm. I'm pretty sure you've referred to ...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

A reverse fart? ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

[Megaphone squeal] HE SAID, "STILL CHEAP... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

You were paged to a diagnosis on the las...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

The number 486 has always popped up in m... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Rare Amethysts Protect Everyone. [Equips... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

I'm passable in 5 languages (I can ask t... ★3

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-06

"On the journey to find himself, the way... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

\/\/ Uh-oh! UAFP just summoned a pagan d...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

I blame them for everything, already. [g... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

Your ass groove is still on the couch - ... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

I bet Grand Nagus has never heard of 'Ni... ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

OH NO! The return of... 'The Wall'!! htt...

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

You were crowned King while you were gon... ★7

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

This guy doesn't know how to use the thr... ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

I don't like Google knowing certain thin...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

It's when winds come out of the Atlantic... ★6

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

*said as the 'Dark Knight'. ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Oh, damn. I forgot about 4595. All that ...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

OK. We're going to do a quick 'Word Asso...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

I use TruGreen, myself. [ignore this. It...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

You're going to the top of the list, tod...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Combo: https://explosm.net/rcg/enatfcfht... ★1

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

He's getting back out. Here; use my poki...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Jebadiah Escaped Sudden, Unplanned 'Spol... ★2

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Chief Wiggum: "Nice work, Lou!" ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

It's like a snow ball - only made out of... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

It, then, turned into a family tradition... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

OUCH!! ....Where, exactly, on the body i... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

How bad you want it? https://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

raises hand

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

\/ You're the winner! But, disqualified,...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

I was thinking of the one that goes: ♪ D...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I usually do flowers - sometimes in abst...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

"You like me! You really like me!" [God,...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

My mom got brand new suitcases for her 1... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I like to see someone else's results bef... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

The natural conclusion: https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Wow. This is close to home. I, recently,... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

They'll grow back hardier that way. ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Well, you see, humans were at war with t...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Spider-Man Blows. Another 'Hard Mode'. [... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Oh... yeah... She's, uh.. dating someone... ★5

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

"There are, simply, too many notes." [Na...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

What king was it that had a severe enoug...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I'm not familiar with the song in questi... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

To be fair, though, I get so bad with ty...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Private Importer/Exporter. Vandelay Indu... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I bought an easel at the craft store a f... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Wait... Is the Iguana purple or....?

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Nice catch! ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Mmm! ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Oh, crap! I was supposed to send my new ... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

I will pledge one MILLION Zimbabwe dolla... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

How are you supposed to give/get secret ... ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

This is why it's nice to have on-site se... ★5

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

But, did you have to do it on the Persia... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

NONONONONONO! [holds UAFP out front and ...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Yes! T2, where the series was wrapped up... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

This guy bakes. ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Mom was a pack a day'r. Gave a nice smok... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

[eats popcorn] ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

She already admitted she's lazy. ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I've never seen so much glitter!

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Yay! ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

[McGruff is giving his incident report t...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I smoked the marijuana, once. It's why I...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Oh, YES! Holy Shit!

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Vice Squad! https://explosm.net/rcg/gzkj...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I'm giving up. I tried Bing and DDG, too...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I'm looking. Of course the goog is givin...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I seen it! I also uploaded the video to ...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

You know; I don't think I've ever played... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Maybe he's talking about two separate ev... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I like to convert all my money into gold... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I think, since he, technically, ratted o...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

"Back up, Nasty Nate! This is my bitch!"...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Doing the world a favor. Those damned P.... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

A State Police Captain blew up his house... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Take two disclaimers and call him in the... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I heard that mari-ju-wana can burn down ...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

The warden AND the prison. I thought we ... ★3

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

beeps clicker What is 'bars of gold', Al... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-03

I'm sure you can beat this! It'll be you...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Sign me up! I have a 205 average.

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Landing Airplanes In Ditches. [There's a... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

'sends Vapmo' That's Ghost Venmo. Hey, g... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

'Mortal' and achy; https://explosm.net/r...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

I was an assistant to a D.A.R.E. officer...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Mmmm, chocolate cogs. ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

'Deringer Rick and his Ugnaught Gang of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Awww... ★6

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

We were in 'Hard Mode'. ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Multiplicity - Starring Michael Keaton (...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

It's an insta-kill in Medal of Honor. ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

And, just hope it wasn't a crescent Moon...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

I been there!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

OH?! We're 'Birthday Neighbors' ! ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Well, something grew bigger... [waifu sh... ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

N euro E ncephalomyelopathy wipeth senke... ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Why did you make me look that up?

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

breaks off a chunk - the butt part ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

[POP!] balloons and confetti come out ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

I had a little treble with it. ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Can confirm all this went down. It was i...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

[eats] Whoa! I can see colors and hear s... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

He ain't wrong - about being delicious. ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Oww!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Sharp notes? ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Crumpled Tiger, Shredded Dragon. [Actual... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Hey, Let go!

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Don't you put this evil on me, Ricky Bob...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

He died to death. ★6

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!! Buy ONE 29 inc... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

\/ It's like when Elmer Fudd is stuffing... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Homemade is always cheaper and easier. T...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Something's going on with the Matrix.

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

'Big head, tiny hat' is kinda funny. ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

I have two questions: How much do I win?...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

I watched, maybe, the first half dozen w...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

You're regretting those tattoos of "Bad"... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-31

[walking along and trips on SatanClaus -...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

♪ "Imagine all the fecal. It's easy if y...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Try brake fluid with a chlorine chaser? ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Changing pfps is where it's at, anyway, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Behind the shed isn't an 'alternative un... ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

NNNNNOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOooOOO!!!

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

While moving the panels around I notice ...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

[tries to hide a squeaky fart in quiet r... ★5

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I got a hankerin'. ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I play '7 Days To Die' on easy mode. It ... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

An unexpected twist. ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

That explains why your butt laughed, ear... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

NOTONTHECARPETNOTONTHECARPETNOTONTHECARP... ★6

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Well, stop trying to use inadequate equi... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Addendum: Side effects may also include ... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Yeah. But, some taste like melted rubber...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

"Keeds are always af'ter me Lucky Charms...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I once saw a bumble bee the size of a la... ★6

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Oh, snap! If that's anything like an O-7...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

You can open Paint™ and, when you drag a...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

The 5th level of Hell is where I keep my...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

I FOUND IT!! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Toby. Or, the 70's Saturday Morning live...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

It does! Ted Bundy it is! ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

That's what you call a continually drunk... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I smacked it with a hammer.

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Lucrietia Is Literally Pimpin'. ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Eww! Well, actually, it depends on the l... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

OHH!! Hidden messages! Let's see: 'D' 'I...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I recently discovered the 'Dr. Pepper & ... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Mmm MMM! The tangy aftertaste of a nice ... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Same. Except the whisky, too. [Blek] I'm... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

I used to do this, too! Must be an 'Afte...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Ted Danson or Ted DiBiase... The 'Silver...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

It's, also, a Federal felony punishable ... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Scars build character.

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Hmmm....s 1 / -.5 = -.5

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

How about TWO ladies Nomming?

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Is there still fudge in this new plain?

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Is the kid God? Why is "He" capitalized?...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Pro tip, right here. ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

In an alternate universe, where deer wer... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Aw, geez. My 'Minnesota Nice/Canadian' i... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

I like this guy, too, who is totally NOT... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

I like this guy.

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Kid: "Papa. Why did you name me 'Corn'?"... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

For me, at least.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

It seems to happen most often with the c...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

Because you touch yourself at night.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

I can land on the center line in a 10 kn...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

I'm sensing a lot of anger in this area....

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

It all makes sense, now...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

Ah. Good. It's not just me.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

He shot me with an arrow, once. but, you...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

closes eyes and imagines it walks into t...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Hmmm... Interesting. The 'next' button i... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Pick that guy! ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

That's where I keep my mop. ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Did anyone hear anything? ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

I got lonely. And, the best company you ...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Not falling for that one, again! https:/...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

That's what happens when you take drugs ...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Flagged. I'm in this comic (but, which o...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Context: He lost his God knick-knack whe...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Seems about right, if I remember correct...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

My girlfriend dodged a bullet this way: ...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

The first panel was oregano. The guy jus...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

And, how my weekend is going, so far: ht... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

No one has been here for at least ...16 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

You are correct.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Oh sweet baby Jesus from last page!

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

https://explosm.net/rcg/ypqfxhkbl

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Subverting expectations: https://explosm...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

♫ "...with a nice hardwood floor. My wif...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Oh, snap! I forgot about invisible chara...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

I got coiffed for [Oprah Voice] GIIRRLSS...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

If you take yourself out at least make i... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

5? . . . [I have to make the comment mor...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

$22.50 and pencil shavings.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

I knew it! You're really [pulls off mask... ★3

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

How many athletics can you do?

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Reverse fudging... Wait. I feel like thi...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

♫ "Like an acr'nym! Being typed for the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Oh, boy! That reminds me of this one tim...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

How did you ever have time for law schoo... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

It also looks like a blue tampon to me. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Art imitates life!

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Brings new definition to 'side boob'.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

"Thanks! I just got them!" [Uncovers bir... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Somehow I missed 'trap' and I was thinki...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

[Picturing]... Whoa!

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

You talk to an imaginary audience, too? ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

You got the wrong one. You hit the septa...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Nice and cozy. turns on desk lamp ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

pulls toe off [bug eyes emoji]

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

YAY!

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

I FOUND IT! It's under 'Rear Admiral Vag...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Is the Moon a star? https://www.youtube....

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

My sister had a guy say this to her. The...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

(OK. I don't know how to do bold AND ita...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

sploosh! *

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

[swirls ass glass and smells] "It has a ...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

"Senpai no taba yorokobi!" [Anime girl l... ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Watashi (wa) ano shite Sobo!

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

You have my steel!

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Now that I have one and it was given und...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

The classic entrapment: https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

John the... Satanist? Sorry. I'm not a r... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Hmm. What about when one biological pare... ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

To-ga! To-ga! To-ga! ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Jazz ass - gets a little funky. ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Ha-HA! Just below that was the word 'vax...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Donks dronks.

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

I would say "Jesus be thicc" but, the li...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

The guy really knew how to market his br... ★4

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

\/ Do I hear Marvin Gaye music?

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Uuuuuhhhhhhh....... [looks at watch] Wea...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Ohh! Plot twist! Sleeping with the enemy...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Nothing new in TV, anymore: https://expl...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

A urine vampire? Well, this got awkward....

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Explains everything: https://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

https://explosm.net/rcg/rtiewfjah ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

This is the best.

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Sagat: "Ferine Sky Punch!" Usually, it's... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Fudge.... is delicious.

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

OHH! "Realistic Nudity" ! Sold! ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Hmm. I'm going to look into this. It sou...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Then, Lot's wife got all salty. ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

Potter!

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Light out of his eyes? He must be using ... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Mmmm! A crunchier fudge. Or, a cake that...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Referee over PA: "We have a flag on the ... ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Ah! The 'Sale and Lease Back' agreement....

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

ThatGuy(InTheGutter) Never Drinks (from)... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Everyone knows that Metatron is the real...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Hubert is kinda popular. So, this passes... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

That sounds like my silicone oven mit wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Sampling: ♪ *Don't call me angel - in th...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Hey. Aren't you breaking some sort of HI...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Joseph didn't know yo' s'posed to take c... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

I don't even remember the comic at the t... ★3

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

The Chinese knock-off 'Alley Smasher 2' ... ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Cartman: "Ok, Token, give us a bass line...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

You can only die once. After that you're...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Sōryo to shite. ["Like monks"]

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Mmmm!

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Mmmm!

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

Mmmm!

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Can Cell ED; ( v ) - to put Erectile Dys... ★3

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

I, too, am cancel-proof. And, if anyone ... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Well, it can't bloat if it's ventilated.... ★3

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Because of the bald heads? That's ridicu...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

[Waves] Have a wonderful time! ★4

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Beaten by 25 minutes. ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Nice!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

I'm starting to wonder if the panels are...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

This one. This one I'll star. ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Through the magic of computers I was goi...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Thanks, Rear Admiral Obvious!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

I see you speak my language. I didn't re...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

I listen to the 'Batman' (1989)' soundtr...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Using your own mix, I see?

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

None of mine are randoms: https://explos...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

A special one just for Brock31: https://... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Primo Beef Sizzling Temperature.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

That is!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Freedom!! No one on my streets! No need ...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Now, is the stabber purple? Or, is he re...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

"Yes." "Which one?" "Yes."

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

People Being Sweet (n) Tasty?

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Proper Bullet Sending Tanks.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

A barkeep's job is never done.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

OH! Make sure to put a curse on it, firs... ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

A reasonable amount of happy.

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Is that why all my dong drawings turn ou...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

By the sounds of your comment threads yo...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-23

\/ There was a 'Time Tunnel' episode abo...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Brazil, right? [Crosses off vacation lis... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Uh-oh! See you in 80 years!

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

They investigate petty crimes. ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Very informative. A lot I already knew, ...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

[Wearing fake mustache] "Say! This gal l...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

That's, like, a destiny RCG if I ever sa... ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Why are these cartoon girls always 16? C... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

You went down into the back of the dark ...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

I stole some of those panels.

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Can't you just hold your finger over the...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Next next panel: "Undercover cop!" https...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Next panel: https://explosm.net/rcg/jkph...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Youthful naiveté. I always try to give t...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Meh. You have a lot of OP comments. I us... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Whoooaa!

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

No. The secret is to always have large f...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

sprays with garden hose ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

"Dear Paralta. The suspect is nearing th... ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

He also took a pro-fun-lactic. ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

He's not used to being a real boy, yet. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

* birch ★5

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

"Are you telling me this thing's nuclear...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

I'm gonna need to see some video proof, ...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

Totally been there. Turn down the wrong ... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-21

Shouldn't MY ~be~ the fiFth?

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Hmm... If time no longer exists at the e... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE IN MY PAST!! ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

What is this? I like the sounds of 'Ghas...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

The ultimate loophole!

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

I average about 7 miles at least one nig... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Mmm! My favorite twist!

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Shouldn't MY be the bold?

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I only have one bullet. So, someone has ...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Yay!

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Doing the Lord's work, here.

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

You two are standing next to each other.... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

That explains why they all have episodes...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

My uncle runs Hell. I keep a coffee cup ...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

It's become a reflex for me, as well. It... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

/\ This guy acts like he doesn't read Ex... ★5

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

"IT'S VESTIGIAL!" ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I can picture it. Both of you.

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Agreed. ♪ Everyone was lophu fighting! T... ★5

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

I live exactly 1 mile outside of any del... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

That's an avocado? I thought that was a ...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

No ham slices, though. Those things neve...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

♪ "I'm on the hiiiighway to here!" ♫ ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

This makes perfect sense... water bong n... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Isn't it easier to get it out of the dum... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Ah, yes! A new square to shine the light...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

"The system - is down. The system - is d... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

So tell me, Mr. Ninja, what was your add...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Backpfeifengeshicht!!!

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

[Cut to: Huge Kaiju stomping a city whil... ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Oh my God, that hairdo. Hello, 1960s?! ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

You're supposed to shake before use. ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

It's like a Herculean Labor. If God come...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

That's a lot of comments. ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

They are awesome.

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Oh! I'm Meta, Even This Acronym.

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

I called Dr. Henry Holmes... He said he ... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

It was a humid day, I smell.

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

\/ He's beefy.

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

I wouldn't live in New York, tho. [New Y...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Hmm. I still haven't checked out that se...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

I went to a school to learn that but, I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

2 yays!!

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

3. She's on Ghost Speed Dial. ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Yup!

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

\/ Watashi wa nihongo bankyōō shimasu!

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Yeah. He just sits in the corner playing... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Oh. I thought you were quitting smoking/... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

You met Uncle Satan? He bought me my fir... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Good work.

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Prego Meat Sauce. ★3

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

squish squish Yup.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-15

\/ For poopin'! [Thank you]

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Here's a recommendation list. ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Very specific rabies. ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

*bites.... as in fudge. ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

What, exactly, constitutes a robot ? ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Is that the table top game with the litt...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

I remember a lady flagged down a patrol ...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Plot twist! Isn't there a movie where a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Those are good. I would pick... what'shi...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

California?

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

At this point I'm not sure if 'fallow' i... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Good. I slept. Then, I stopped sleeping.... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Am I psychic, or what? https://www.kiro7... ★5

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-15

Please fill out this field.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-15

Between the fingers?

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

That sounds like a buttfer.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Sounds like a hairy situation. ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I had a BOGO coupon. This is my favorite...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

"Is that a bullet?!" "Legally? Yes. But,...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

There is a law in Ireland that if a lepr...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Life after death?! As if! floats away ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dorothy is the Warden.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Psychic Store Clerk: "Never leave your c... ★7

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dead And Very Elusive. ★4

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

Pardòn, ami! Où est l'hospital?

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

I done took it, again. Then, I went to o...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

After the vote: https://explosm.net/rcg/...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

Fucking hats!

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

What's the internet? ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

[Alternatively] "I was piloting black-op...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

It's the opposite of the missing sock ph...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Whenever a Japanese fan boy says, "Nani"...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. I was gone for a while and you appe...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I remember.

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Worst £2 I ever spent! ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I mean, it's already a desert... You wou...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Den RobBleyker. ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

OOOO!!! There's a Kung Fu school near me...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

They're rebooting 'Kung Fu' for the CW, ...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Hey! You can't just eat a whole branch o... ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Nothing like sepsis in the morning!

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Byōin wa doko desu ka?

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

You just ruined pancakes for me, forever... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

That's when I just start singing: ♪ Thos... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

That's what all the ads say - especially...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

When did ol' Meme show up? I just search...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. I'm not a math scientist so, I'm go...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Is that why you paid me to shake branche...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

\/ Rage quits and smashes the controller...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

But, I have a BOGO coupon.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Oh, You know Tarry, too?

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

This guy - and, totally not a rabbit - g...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

"I'm going to need you to get all the wa...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. A European turbo? Or and American t...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Yeah! HAHHAHAHAHAHA.... ...What's an ad?...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

"And, lo, on the three thousandth and fi...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Well... that escalated quickly.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Gross!

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

A man's gotta have priorities.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

[Oh my god... I wish I could give multip...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. Sounds just like what happened to m...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. Sounds like he's had a crush for ma...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

I am official beard status, now. [a 'bea...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Speaking of your monkey; I was monkeying...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Crowd: "NOOORM!!"

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Not alive, eh?...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

He owe you 20 bucks, too?

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Good thing he only has/had two.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Don't we already have a Bushmaster? I me... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Using slurs and attacking others will on...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

You gotta finish up with a nice wet sand...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

I love Victorian Dress Up. Back in my da...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Hat. Check. Glasses. Check. Hair. Check....

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

At least you wake up being able to breat...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

And you're newly married?!! Now, I want ...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

There's always one way to check: https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Sumimasen! Boko no Pico wa gomi de su!

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Your wife is now part of our Ghost Book ... ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

HELP WANTED: Entry level. Basic work. Mu...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I'm gonna say it's South Western U.S. No... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I'm a league champion bowler. At least, ...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-13

'Round here, if you need a tree cut down...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-13

His badge should be 'Rain Condom'.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-13

Hmm. Well, some people like to wear shor...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-13

Blek! The only reactionary videos I like...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-13

YES!!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

If I add wwws does it become a relaxedli...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

You got me, there.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

\/ So, instead of white and full of hole...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Reminds me of home.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Hmm. It appears discord is not just an o...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

He said "No" . ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Thank you, Doctor Admiral!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

♫ Hello my honey! Hello my baby! ... ♪ ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Are you suggesting Brits aren't human?

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

You're kidney, right? ★4

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I though she said Chute Mat . https://ww... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Whoooaaaa!! ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

South Compton Precinct 682? A bit harsh.... ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

TR: A typical discussion with my tax adv... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

\/ You turned left at the duodenum. You ...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I don't know how many elegant damsels yo...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

I rented a venue. ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Ah, yes. Doc Scooter down in the bayou? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

OH NO! NOT DEATH!! reaches for heart - p...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Are you friends with Chicken Boo? ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

I am not an anachronistic barnacle... Wa...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Combo: https://explosm.net/rcg/iojywilhq...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

https://explosm.net/rcg/lioqcnkis

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

4 out of 5 people have already been rape... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

GASP! Then, why do you keep billing my i... ★4

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

You've never worn a skirt with no pantie... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

If she keeps holding snakes she won't be...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Palatial

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Hey! "Boo"ing is MY job! [ahem] BOOOO!!!... ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Seems legit. ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Dammit! That's what I picked!

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Hmm. If I remove the other subject the s...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Fun times...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Onegai shemasu! Oniisan wa ryu geiksai d...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

I gotta do TWO things?! ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Not as exciting. ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Sometimes you gotta help a friend out: h... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Can A.I.s have opinions?

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-09

Damn you!

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Not in the least. ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

YES!! Where's the coffee machine?

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

It's like a regional manager being promo...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Hmm. We need some way to prove ED and I ...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

gets out tape measure ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Hmm. So I should pull all my money out o... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Yay! Where's my stuff?! ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

The page I was looking for could not be ...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

San! ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Ni!.

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Ichi!

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

What if it's, like, a tip jar? Where you...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Oh snap!

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

So, Dorothy and Me?

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Nope! I wasn't even really sure what a F...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

We also get a million dollar check - jus... ★2

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Waaaiit! Does this mean I'm married to t... ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Whoa! It's all coming together, now! As ...

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Mmmmmm.

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

I guess this answers the question as to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

YAY!

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Hmm... I guess we're married, now? Buy m...

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

As a ghost I can take on any form I want...

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

LMAO! ★3

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Oh, I been there.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

♫ diddle-it-do diddle-it-do... ♪

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Other way around. I'm the senior, here.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Your mom speaks spanish.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Portuguese Guy 1: something in Portugues...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

You can also donate your body to the FBI... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

The Parole Board was fooled by the fapis...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

I'm 9 generations from Germanic Royalty.... ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

You saw Tyler, too?!

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Your math checks out.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

TL;DA - Too Long; Didn't Acronym ★2

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

'Nanny' is a type of assistant... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-08

[ignores and keeps petting] Sooo sweet.....

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Sounds about right.

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

♫ I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to h...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Every kid gets an axe/hatchet and goes i... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

A true British gentleman, I see. ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I am the ghost of poverty and comics pas... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

So sweet and innocent compared to the ot... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Ohh! How big does a Dire Otter get? Thos...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Oh snap! A locked-and-one-click-to-the-n... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

That execution is great!

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

It is odd how C&H is supposedly the most...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I have a signed copy of the VHS on my sh... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Seconded.

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Haunting is a great excersize for lonely... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Never throw away those oddball bits and ...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Indeed. You also can't pick your friend'...

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Butt crack AND tighty whities?! Bonus!

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

No Sun = No buns

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

1..2..3..4.....5.

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

'Everybody Boobs' - by Simon & Schuster....

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Only if it's in the back of a filthy 198...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

All oily... Some of it might be drool. S...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

[I actually got myself for a second when... ★4

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Fecal Explosions Ruin Turtlenecks.

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Mmm. Go on...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

https://explosm.net/rcg/htbrtiipd ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Sums up guys pretty well: https://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Very quick escalation: https://explosm.n...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

What do they call those people that dres...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Outsourcing? That would make life much e...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Pervin Phd. Private Dick Sundays 9 Easte...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

So, I guess no sexy costume party, then?...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Hell. I'm afraid of the toaster! It may ...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Just like dad used to say. ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I like their version of 'Das Boot' much ...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

[pan over to see me with slide whistle] ... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Ah, remember when we raped the fields an... ★4

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Double duty robot: https://explosm.net/r...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Tomorrow never comes. BUT DOROTHY SURE D...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

OH! Do you have the 'auto-fry' attachmen... ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

This one should be a gift to erectile dy...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Indie movies: https://explosm.net/rcg/mk... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Ha-HA! You play that game, too?

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

You put in the wrong one and now you don...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

Put on a short skirt and a low top. Work...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

https://explosm.net/rcg/wgufnktus ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

Who better to judge? https://explosm.net... ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

It's all in the hips.

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

I was a God once.

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

You botched the bitches?

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Baby rabbits are called kittens. Kids is... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Oh shit!

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Subtle...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Pervin PhD. ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

So that's what that stain was. ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Just like dad used to say.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

right clicks saves as... ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

Skunk. I picked it up from a guy behind ...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

Keeping you warm. Where's your jacket, y...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-03

[immediately gets lit on fire]

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

I pronounce it 'georph' . ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

[Swaps out face] Ha-HAA!

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

What's AC? Is that when you put less log...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

He's the new intern.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

You have my axe! ★3

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Yay! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

The astronauts are supposed to take the ...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Northern Cambridge.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

I made 2 shillings last month! ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

W hat else would it be? ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

Wendigos Journey Around Here.

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

Since 2014. How about you?

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

It's a very large, long term game. A poo...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

After version 1.11 dropped of Kerbal Spa... ★4

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

The single is... YOOUUU !!! [sad sobbing... ★3

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

We just asked Hector. ★2

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-03-01

Unfair indeed!

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

[three second leitmotif of RR]

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

So that's why that guy's hands were so h...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

4 out of 5 scientists agree. The 5th sci... ★2

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

I heard those things are awfully loud. ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

[whispers in ear] "My catheter needs cha... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Pfftt!! No it's not! That movie, like, j... ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

One, two.. five! ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Only dill. Whomever invented sweet relis... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Now I'm hungry.

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

That's what I was thinkin'...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-28

All secrets come out, eventually.

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Ah, yes... protein... sips coffee

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Can confirm.

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

I, suddenly, have to go... [backs out of... ★2

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Remember in 'Zelda: A Link to the Past' ...

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Hmm. Your ideas intrigue me and I wish t... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Keep panning: https://explosm.net/rcg/za... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Shape shifter... You know what to do. ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Is it 'root out' or 'route out' ?

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Meandering? ★2

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

https://explosm.net/rcg/wsarmagim

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

I got 3 ex-husbands that way. ★6

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-27

I WAS ! ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

I didn't include the background "Teenage...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

https://explosm.net/rcg/xtukhcdho

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

https://explosm.net/rcg/ultowejrb

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

https://explosm.net/rcg/gdcqlzoyw

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

https://explosm.net/rcg/wxcoafgim ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

Hmm. I was missing for some time and rec... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Aww... sad slide whistle You're going to... ★5

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

You know it! If you see it out in the wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

You gotta pay close attention to the ter... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Classic episode.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

♫ I was gonna hit 'Submit'! - but, then ... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

He knows the job has to be done: https:/...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Oh, wait. You said Kenney. I thought you...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

There is a large sum of cash buried... n...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

I'm the creamy center in a fudge and pin... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Dick X: Dicks In Space! ...It's cold in ... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

It'll be a re-butt. ★4

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Next to beer, I believe.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Fired On Lock Down. ★5

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Simple. Yet, ends with a bang. ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Now I'm going to have Saturday morning c...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Just like football and racing games! ★2

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Which midnight?

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

places one internet point on table

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

You're.. um... not wearing pants.

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

They still owe me reparations from the i... ★2

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

The moral of the story is: if you're nea...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

...Go on...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Again?

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

♫ Why'd you have to go and make things s...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Sorry. I've been putting too much effort...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

It's a living!

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

https://explosm.net/rcg/jekkhccmg

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

screech! CRASH!!! "This is OnStar™. How ...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

https://explosm.net/rcg/nhbtusrza

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I never played past Super Mario World on...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

You might want to see a doctor...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Your junk is a large trunk? Puts a whole... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

That'll teach 'im! : https://explosm.net... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Best Batman impression: https://explosm.... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

It's like he doesn't know the rules.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

And they "accidentally" mess up so play ...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Tell her to "Kick its ass, Sea Bass!" Al... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

https://explosm.net/rcg/nitimgbzf ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

A 'gay themed intervention'? OK. I think... ★4

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

George Takei: "Oh, my!" ★5

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Bring out the gimp! ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

lol.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Hello, old friend.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Czech, mate! ★4

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

OH NO! What have I done?!

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Heart warming.

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

https://explosm.net/rcg/vkxqmftus ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Eww. No butt stuff. Do you know what com...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Time Ghost Time! I'm posting this now, i... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Thanks for the badge, everyone. It was a... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Oh, shit!

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

If she sewed them together - I guess she... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

She weeps into her millions of Euros (or...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Do you have any siblings in the Mackinaw...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

I have.

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

The sad stories are two single people wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

I have. ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

We're out of those, doctor! [waddles awa... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

I can't find anything about school board...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Thinking about Slimer with wood... I'm b... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

This will hold up in any court. ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Whoa! It's like a magic show! ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Mmmm. Under desk fun! [Cut to PG sleepin...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

I hate when my Schwartz gets tangled.

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Alternate lyrics: Sweet creams are made ...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

You can only be euthanized once. After t... ★2

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

I haven't clicked the link, yet, but, Do... ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Nerds, indeed: https://explosm.net/rcg/p... ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-20

Bees. Bees are giants to ants.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-20

I think it's like the 'Rock N' Roll Hall... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-20

Nice!

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Just the one. Lost the other one in 'Nam... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

What has two thumbs and is under my comm...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Glad to accommodate.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Ha-ha! I see you cleverly used 'arrived'... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

If you can't pants'em Trounce'em

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Gotta look for that weakness.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Stavely?

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

That seems legit. Have you see the size ...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Aww! Damn Humvees!!

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

I like the middle one. ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Yeah. He didn't think that one through, ...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

[Vaderesque] NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Steven Adler?

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Don't Dead. Open Inside.

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

[Has gun pointed at her] "Any last reque... ★7

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Grease stains, textile patterns, the mor... ★4

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Is it fun? It isn't one of those Minecra...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Weirdo's gonna weird!

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Wait... Robots should take over... the w...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Oui oui! Baguette tutu 'amberbugeur delu... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Lizzy used to be a pit crew member back ... ★3

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We also have thumbs. ★1

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[...long story about a redneck shoving a...

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Oh, hey! I thought I recognized you from...

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

I'm a part time Time Ghost, not a Wish G...

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https://explosm.net/rcg/punkispsx

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https://explosm.net/rcg/sqbierbyp

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https://explosm.net/rcg/xjlewfoyw

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https://explosm.net/rcg/umsuhekis

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Aww... You could have at least played al...

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For $50 I'll be anything you want. ...Bu... ★5

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-19

You know who also used flags? Hitler! ★1

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Well, everyone should have layers - like... ★4

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Shiian gai ma su!

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The equivalent of "I dreamt you cheated ... ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Latina Aunts Can't Krump.

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

'For a good time call 867-53-' Dammit! N... ★1

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And fudge. ★3

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Wouldn't it be awesome-slash-hilarious i... ★1

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...I got 5 Science from the VAB building...

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Sorry! I was told to clean the computers... ★7

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Are we voting? I vote this. ★8

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If you're going out; can I get 6 rolls o... ★2

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Oh, dear. I just realize what I posted. ★4

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

puts ear to the ground I can hear a Doro... ★4

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-17

I was kinda looking at the Houston area.... ★1

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And, then, we all ride around in our tru... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-17

Meh. I'm nothing special. My dad looks l...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Hmmm. rubs fake Santa beard

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

TO THE CAR, EVERYONE!! [suddenly remembe... ★3

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

You never ask a lady about her roots! ★1

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♫ Pick it. Pack it. Fire it up. Come alo...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Have you tamed a moth in Ark: Extinction...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

I hate that. My autocorrect has the nast...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

'Ballantina' wine?

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Doctors! Pfft! What do they know? You sh... ★3

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Nice work! High five! My nephew is livin... ★1

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He's got the dropsies. Doesn't want to g...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

♫ Morphine for my men! Codeine for my ho... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

I just drove 8 hours at 45 mph in this b...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

I fully endorse this. Be sure to have th... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Now I want pizza for breakfast.

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

A comic guest starring my nephew!

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

You are both inside and outside at the s...

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

*Three chickens standing on each others'...

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

If you can't love yourself, can you ever...

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level of rads lowers in the room

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That depends on what time of day it is. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Now you have TWO cards! Thrifty. ★2

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"...as it turned out - the real Valentin... ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

SpaceX had 21 successful launches in 201...

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

His punctuation could use some work. ★1

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"I'm Winston Zeddemore. I've only been w... ★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

...I just see the back side of my phone.... ★1

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Coming 2022: 'Eyes TWO Stab For! This Ti... ★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

I just realized Chicken Lord commented t...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

This, too, is a viable option.

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Well, I AM a ghost...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!!

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Did you see him repressing me?! ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Did you at least leave a treasure map in... ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Diamond hands! ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I went in thinking I'd have to cleverly ... ★2

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CRAP! I'm in the wrong place! runs TOWAR...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

"I'm a Marine! We don't plan! We improvi...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I've been using 'Plot Twist' in other me... ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Even Avengers Fancy Yoghurt. Mmm! Strawb... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Ah, yes! When 'Doctor Chad' would show u... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I didn't vote for him! ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Ma'am! Can you put your robe back on? Th... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I fully endorse this. [Disclaimer: I am ...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I fear any open body of water after watc... ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

I missed a comment/comic day so; SKIP! d...

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I'm gonna need to see some I.D.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-15

Yea, though I walk though the valley of ...

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Stay clear at least 25 nautical miles fr...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-15

At least 12.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-15

Dang cheap plastic surgeons!!

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https://explosm.net/rcg/azytvgfxh

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The camera adds 6 inches...

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https://explosm.net/rcg/cglkunkbl

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https://explosm.net/rcg/cwhkisimg

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Cure my low nim bus.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Mmm! A tasty GLT - where the gay is nice... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

No. He called a woman 'PHAT' on stage, o...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

♫ "Where did he come from? Where did he ... ★2

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"School choice should be voted off the d...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Excuse me! Coming through! bangs shoppin...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Be sure to stretch those glutes and tens...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

You.... you gonna eat that? ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

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Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

♫ My butt is wiiiide.... ♪ Wait. I've al...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

I see an Indian gal. Two anime eyes clos... ★3

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

The Back of the Yards, Chicago? Where al...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Maybe 'People' is his last name? "A larg... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Rub dirt on it and call it "Artisanal" a...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Can't be executed if no one is around to...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Thank you. I stole it.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Hey, dere, guy! Whatchya gittin' into, e...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Oh..

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

\/ You had me at 'fudgegun'.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

I'm voting Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew ...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Poor kids are just as bright and just as...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Is this why you installed a garage door ... ★1

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I use a drill to remove my batteries. Bo... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Shorting SNDL at $3, today and buying at... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

You know; peeking at a filename is like ...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Going back and watching those intermissi... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

\/ Tasmanian?

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

General Kenobi! ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Ah, yes! A classic! [Futurama shifty dog... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

What? A cryptid can't take a vacation on... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Court that's open until 4:30?! Wow! Burn... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

The most factual statement.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Now, does a Fudge Judge only judge fudge...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

PT-109

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

"Hey Hey Heeey!"

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

"Why not both?" [Cue Mexican music]

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

D'd in the V.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Whoa! The 'Catch 22'! [Pilots who were w... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

You seem to have some firm beliefs.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Just don't go to the Marvel Zombies worl...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I'm playing the long game.

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

That explains the doiley ads...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Ah, I see you have the reliable 'Boilmas...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

♪ Look who's back. Back again..... ♫

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

https://explosm.net/rcg/shkewjgbq ★2

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I steal yo hat! ★5

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I had some work done. There was a shack ...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Instant vibrators are better. I always h...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

And the world suffers for it. ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

'The Picture of Duckian Gray' ★2

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

They say you learn one new thing a day. ...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

gets bumped into Sorry. ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Huh?! [looks up] [bird poops in eye] GAH... ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Perhaps a proper merger with a trash can...

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

Ah, yes. That guy. Good chap. Incredible...

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

He's dead, Jim.

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

And, then, she said, "But, this one's ea... ★2

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

This is why squid(s) make good pets. ★2

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Oh, damn! Hitler was shot for less!

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

I don't even use a remote, any more. I c... ★2

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

OH, shit! ...What kind of shelter? I've ... ★3

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

With 'a' sniper? Or, with SNIPR? Cuz, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

And a quick anesthetic! [Hands over rag]... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

♫ *On a steel horse, I ride! ♪ [Is that ...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

OH NO!

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

All right. I stripped down to nothing bu... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

OK. You can have ONE hostage if I can ge... ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Ok. I'm hungry. I'm going to make my wor...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

"Ai, tiddile de dee!" [Unrelated: In Ire... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

OH, I didn't know you were from Assyria.... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Sweeps store mop.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

That's just lazy reading.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Boomée. It's French... for 'boomee'.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

lol.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Are you sure?

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Actually, it was college students - and ...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

... This is acceptable.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Stop looking at my medical charts.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Beauty is in the eye of the be-hoe-lder.... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Are the unicorns rad? Or, are the haters... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

-RESET- You can do better. I believe in ...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

My mom was half butt. ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

\/ It was the magic ingredient Jesus use...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Both can be correct.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Here's your briefcase, Krombopulos Micha...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

After I spent $50 on the best Filipino p...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Oh! Nice!

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

'Everybody Excretes'. ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

My sister, Agnes. She was older.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

2 Oxygens and an Ozone walk into a bar.....

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

"Oh, Hi, Mark!"

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Salary, Draaaaank!

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

ROH(ypnol)?

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

"Shot in the back by Lophu8 Tannen over ... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Just add road kill that was paved over a... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Everything is funnier if you read them w... ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I went to this guy down in the Philippin...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I keep it handy on my desktop but, it mi...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I live inside. I tried to hang a poster ...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Work smarter, not harder!

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

The coat rack is in the back but, check ... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Why does it smell like pizza in here? ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

They're minerals, Marie!

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Not every hero wears clothes. ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Their p-holes and their b-holes are thei...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I'm so meta, even this acronym.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

I second this hatred.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Jules Blart: Mops cop. ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Peter Griffin laugh

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

At least her hair is regulation cut.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

"It's an illusion, Michael! Tricks are w... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

[Spanish Inquisition guys come rushing i... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

*curls up WITH your balls

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

GME is still going on?! ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Uh-oh! https://explosm.net/rcg/yqhkozkis...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Every time I put on your underwear it's ... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

5 petamicro...grams?

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

slams phone down "Your foster parents ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

You'll notice it said "Over my laptop" ....

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

He would but, he's too busy. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

*German

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Looks like a 90's sitcom title page. TV ... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Next, on Lifetime...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

♫ Who can send an email? As soon as you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

[Holds up cardboard sign at intersection... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

A mole of moms. https://en.wikipedia.org...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

I can't wait for the movie to come out. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Dorothy just passed you by!

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

One out of two people have a penis. http... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Preparing. https://explosm.net/rcg/dmhqr...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Ok. I can't improve upon that one. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Plot twist! https://explosm.net/rcg/vhzw... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

AKA: after he sobered up ? ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Now, I'm imagining you being like Snow W... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Dag, yo! Harsh.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

You made the right move. It's more human... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

That's just a Tuesday. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Again?!

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Don't go below I-10 - you should be fine... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Rehab? I bet it's rehab. ★7

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

I have over 22,000 unchecked emails. You... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Well, there IS the Canis Bodhi ... https... ★3

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

An hour long trip would suck. But, hey! ...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Yeah... What is that? Is his head upside...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Big Bird?

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

C'était!

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

He knows Pervin Mervin - who is willing ...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Connecticut?

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

Whenever I see THICC my mind immediately...

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

[Link item acquired .wav] (Link from Zel...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

This guy fucks.

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

What about back effects?

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

I'm down to clown.

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Is anyone going to eat the body?

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Stringy.

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

"A woman touched my arm?! Oh, GOD! I'm g... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

I saw them in the drive in and fell asle... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Where's the danger?! Charlie is coming o... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Just do what Da Vinci did; sleep for 20 ...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Well, you see, when a mommy shirt and a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Can I get my money back? [I, also, had a...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

[Cue the scene from 'Airplane' when the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

That's why you went to medical school an... ★3

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

And, on ONE website!

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

You know who has Parkinson's? John, from...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Please elaborate.

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Darryl Strawberry. ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

..... Oh!

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Science. ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Getting out of bed is a difficult task. ...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

reaches into diaper ★4

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Those assholes at my brokerage won't let... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

N-bombs have a time and place. This ain'...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Aliens are warping our brains, man!!! ht...

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Gotta get in early to be FLOTUS: https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Pyrrhic victory: https://explosm.net/rcg... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

She also wears combat boots. ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Your mother doesn't like that talk: http... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Is he still relevant if he's been gone f...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

Second base: https://explosm.net/rcg/ghv...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

https://explosm.net/rcg/bermthimg

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

OK. I guess that's what I get for sleepi...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-30

lol.

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

https://explosm.net/rcg/vurmthjuk

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Wyoming, maybe. Earth. ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Fudge Mouth Kibble: https://explosm.net/... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

I didn't see a whole lot of shitposting....

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

The one I found on the interwebs was by ...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

WHOA!!! It all makes sense, now! ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

I like how it spells 'Fudge Mouth Kibble...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Your mom doesn't get the reference.

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

I thought not. It's not a definition tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Erectile Dysfunctional200... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

♪ Just like a pair of guys! Just like li...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

I, sometimes, do in the middle. ★3

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

I'm looking at my scroll box and see it'... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Watashi wa nihongo benkyo shimasu! Sore ...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

I just found out that song came out in 2...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

So, we better get this party started. Is...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

flute leitmotif

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Oh, shit! Did I miss an opportunity?!

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Love of money?

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Are there any NEW tanneries? ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Ah! I'm on the Lard, Fat and Gluten diet... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

WHOA!!! It all makes sense, now!

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

I only favorited the first and third one... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

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His body just gets tossed in the dumpste...

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Hey! There are starving children in Afri...

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

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Back in 19 digity 2 we were so broke we ...

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

That just makes life easier. ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Can QAnons afford a vehicle like that?

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

High five!

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Do you get a giggle when I mention my go...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

This guy 01100110 01110101 01100011 0110...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Even when he said what he did to my mom?...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

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Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

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Yes! Circle gets the Square!

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

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Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

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Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

My uncle has one of those. https://www.r...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Is it, suddenly, extra moist in here?

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

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Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-23

I fingered it would.

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He's at the bowling alley. ★3

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The mom in this comic does. She said "No... ★5

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Is she made of small pebbles?

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Believe it or not, as much as a Star War...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

A '1'. Must be American.

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

"So, this is how democracy dies. With th...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

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My aunt had that. Took a full gallon of ...

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One man's trailer trash...

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Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

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Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

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Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

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Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

I just did 2 Spaceballs references, unin...

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

Large finger turns on Vacu-Suck

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

If I keep my eyes open a spider might ge...

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

You should have lit more.

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

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Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-20

Experimental browser? Goggles on, everyo...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-20

That's the generic knock off version.

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-20

You know, I was once a proponent of "A g...

Comment to comic 1576 on 2021-01-19

Hi, tEm!

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

I typed in random numbers: https://explo...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

You met the Prince?

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Or, play it on 2x speed. ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

You ams right.

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

I was surprised to find this product act...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

If it's 'the Steve' then, there's only o... ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

I wasn't. I don't remember comics after ... ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Yeah... Maybe English isn't his first la...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Oh Sweet baby Jesus!

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

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Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Your math checks out.

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

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Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

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Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

"The whippings will continue until moral... ★6

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

We Native Americans sure did a lot of ra...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

Go to any liberal area and say "Fucking ...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

How many is a Brazilian?

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

The humidity will make it all soggy!

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Hunter Biden? [The hat is where he keeps...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

People always pull this shit. "Fucking S... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

The ultimate combination: https://explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

That escalated quickly: https://explosm....

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

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Hey! I thought that was you I saw at the... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-17

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-17

180 degrees up/down is the y axis, ain't...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

If you, then, rotate it about it's y axi...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

You need to cloaca your feelings. ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Have you ever listened to a bunch of son...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Is he a Ballchinian? ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Yeah. That sounds right. Thanks!

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

♫ I get up and nothin' gets me down. You... ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

This triggered a memory. What was Chuck ...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Or, does that work better as a new Mario...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Is that a new Pokemon? ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

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Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Well, Dorothy had a baby. She immediatel... ★9

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

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Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

This is an alternate universe where ever...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Some of them have wives, or husbands, ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

lol.

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

I got a cake in the oven! Don't make any...

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Blue Shell!!

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Nice.

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Don't fear the Reaper.

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

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Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

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Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

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Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

What's your thoughts on the Reliant Robi...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Who said that?! And, why are you in my r...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

He's been 18 for the last 6 years. And, ...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

I go this goiter that feels like a baske...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

You like free shit? Battlefront 2 is goi...

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You were supposed to wear the red hood a...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

I hear that you can peep on everyone at ...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Up dog? FUCK!!! I screwed it up. OK... D...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

My meteorologist lied to me, then! B-hol...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

You must be a big guy!

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

85...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

You two are uncultured swine!

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

*pinwheel

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

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Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

A flying dog just came in and broke my m... ★5

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

"Who runs Bartertown?"

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Ooo! 'Breaking Bad' took me the entire f... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

pokes the bushes with a 4 legged cane ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

Where is everybody? I feel like Dorothy'... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

I cannot improve this one.

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

Oh, yeah.... I thought something smelled...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

The "oldies" he's listenin' to are a rec...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

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Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

He has a Discman™ in his pocket. [Withou...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

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Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

* kneals What is thy bidding, oh great l... ★4

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

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Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

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Nods head Goes back to reading newspaper... ★4

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

A fellow world traveler, I see. ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-05

Who's the smart alec that put an 's' and...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

My grand pappy did that during double ya...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

This comment is only 9 hours old, though...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

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Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

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Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

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Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-04

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Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-04

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Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

He got confused and traveled to Newfound... ★1

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Aha! So, you're Gonzo The Great!! Did yo...

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Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

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Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

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Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

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Sometimes I go down to the library and g... ★1

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If you're ever in Tijuana, there's this ...

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I see you graduated at the top of your m...

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He's a chewer. He's got a big wad of 'ba... ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

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Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

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Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

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Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

My nephew gives a lot of blow jobs. He's...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

There's always money in the banana stand...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

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Olde Timey Voice: "Take two of these and...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

100%

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Ralph Macchio is now older than Pat Mori...

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Heterosexual.

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Wouldn't it be nice to be a horse. You c...

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

dogs humping

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

I had that once. And, then, I didn't. ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Well, at least boiled is clean.

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

You can feel the joy in that kids' face....

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

BLUE SHELL!!!

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

And the space is supposed to be pronounc...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

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Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Let's just hope he doesn't get set on fi...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

France.

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Nice, France.

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

\/ Sinsensual? ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

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Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

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Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

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Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

♫ Those East Coast girl are hip, I reall...

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

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Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

How did you know my password was "Googli... ★8

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Pocket Hulk.

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

[walks in late] Why does Dorothy have a ...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

n=0.

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

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Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

But, he's always ang...OHHHH!

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Children aren't genetic. That's why none... ★2

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Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

In China there is no health code! Proble... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

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Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-13

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Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-13

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Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

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Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

I'm not sure I get this one... Sure, I k... ★6

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-23

"Gekusei" is student. The Google is a ga...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Power bottom. ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Death is the ultimate vax.

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

AWWW, Switz! Ma' nigga!

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

BOO! ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Ahh! Purple shirted ass stabber! ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Marie Antoinette, when told the peasants... ★4

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

I read that in the voice of the narrator... ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Does it taste worse than Cipro or Metron...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

I suppose you could put it into a blende...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Orangutans are disappearing at a rate of...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Robot Chicken Humping Robot gif ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Whenever I am alone and feel a hot breat... ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Anata wa nijon-jin de su ka? ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

What a coincidence! I have a business wh...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-19

...........I'll allow it.

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

The kid contaminated the used grease and... ★4

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

You have equipped 'Mental Handicap'. -2 ... ★5

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

They do if they want coke. I seen him! ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

But, how are you supposed to "breed them...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I had one but, the face was all melted.

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Kate George one was practically in my ba... ★5

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

I live in 'almost Detroit'! We should go... ★2

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

You have to throw that waste in there to...

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-16

'Alien Anal Probe' is a hot sauce? I am ... ★2

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

38DD

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Fuck yall are filth. Fist! ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Seems legit. ★1

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

http://explosm.net/rcg/xtpjanxjl ★1

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

http://explosm.net/rcg/yoleucswl

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

http://explosm.net/rcg/dtcuywqfb

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

http://explosm.net/rcg/htbrlftji

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

That's weird. Usually this place would b...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

White IS the best power. The Tigerzord k... ★1

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Instructions unclear. Now California is ... ★6

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-23

Ah, yes I have personally put my hands o... ★2

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-23

What do you mean? Did they stop updating...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-23

I hope you wore gloves. You can never be...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-23

Maybe someone "Weekend At Bernie's"'d yo...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-23

You start writing. I'll call Disney! ★1

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-23

Wow, cool typing comment!

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-23

That's just being PROactive instead of R...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-23

I'm a bit late but, whatever... Little k...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-23

Send bobs and vagene.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-23

http://explosm.net/rcg/bpkjqkoaw

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

And, that's the way the cookie crumbles.... ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

If you're going to try - at least get a ...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

You start writing. I'll call Spielberg. ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Strenuous excersize. Horse riding. Wood ...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Government employees.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

That's crazy. Everyone should just learn... ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Maybe he works at a retirement home. ★6

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-06

Human stupidity is the deepest of abysse...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-06

Lock up unsupervised kids. ★6

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Moses half and half. ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Like embers on the wind.

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Nice.

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

I approve this message.

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Weird fucking ass perspirations. ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-09

Well, 10 out of 10 countries run by blac...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-11-02

I was dead for a little while but, now I...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

In the finale episode, we'll find out th...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

You use Paulo? He's the best. Spends a l... ★2

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-30

The bad NASA that has outreach to Muslim...

Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20

Don't make any movements - bowel, or oth...

Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-25

Barack, you don't fool us with your sill...

Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-25

Seems legit.

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

http://explosm.net/rcg/rdszucwen

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

Why I outta...!! face blip ★1

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-04-16

At least 12. ★1

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

That was today? I knew there was somethi...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

That's something I don't get; people are... ★4

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

"Old enough to flee; Too old for me!" ★3

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

O.o U

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Yeah... What?

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-07-29

Democrats in a nut shell.

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-07-29

And this is when we find out the school ...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Hebrewjitsu! ★1

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

"...so I 'us'd' him down to $35."

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

That's just the tip of his skill level. ★1

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Onegaishemasu!

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-20

Is it racist if I voiced the negro with ...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

It's nice that we can collapse these.

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Who are you? I've been gone. Also, I don...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

That sounds like commie talk!

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

Synonymous.

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

That's weird. I can't comment any furthe...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

If you don't check a comic... is the spa... ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Just gotta try harder. ★2

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

♪Smokin' in the boy's moon♪ ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Did you wad in 'em? [Duodenum?]

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Colo-y smokes!

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

You want answers? DO YOU WANT ANSWERS??!... ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

9 out of 10 doctors smoke nice, refreshi...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

Maybe he's holding his right foot off th...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

Folks always talk about how smoking is b... ★1

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

He didn't ask for one. He just asked if ...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

He smelt it - and it was dealt. ★3

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Ha! "Gets cross." That's a big tickle! H...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

At my house I leave the windows and door... ★3

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Da tassed oh.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

squeeeeeee- OPPS!! I gambled and lost. G...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

And Wednesday nights - between 6 and 9 P... ★2

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Morgan Freeman (Narration): "...And that... ★8

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

Then he came back as Hitler the White. ★1

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Black Santa; always fucking with people....

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Don't think about it, Morty!

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-24

"Lowes window trim" search TRIMMED BUSH ...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-24

Yes.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

You're all moving the puns to a whole ne... ★1

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

It should list who favorited when you ho...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11

The voice of reason.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I'm constantly waiting.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I 'member this guy. He was a strong argu...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

So bad that I don't even know what it's ...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

The F-22 will put oil into your lungs an...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

You gonna work on the rest of the heavy ...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Yeah! Paper don't grow on trees!

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

I'm helping! I've been scarce, but even ...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Have you never spent 4 hours trying to l...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!! [dramatic gopher gif]

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

You used CHIPS. It was super effective.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

If the connection was made, does that ma...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Especially if the kid is going to come o...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

New keyboards are only, like, $30.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

Abortions for some! Miniature American f...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

I don't get it. I also don't care.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-10

I also know that bees are dicks. I was s...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Looks about right...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-05

You need spring loaded mail box posts! T...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Holy shit! A week can really get away fr... ★1

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

(S)he's in the rotation. I'm back, now, ...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Hindenburg Underwear Protection.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-27

That Vizzini, he can... fuss.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Taco bell?

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Oh, yeah! The Middle East - where it's s...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

See? You sniff my drift.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

It's a-me, a-Ghario! [that... that was m...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Yeah. Tough world out there. Still have ...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

They are. And they're gruff... like me! ...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Because you touch yourself at night - an...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Because I'm moving Bishop to Rook 9 - AA... ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

You need to move England.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

"Simple woik fer simple people! Nyuk-nyu...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Mother's Day is in May - the other 'M' m...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

And, now that you know what it is, you'l...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Ha-Ha! This guy and his glasses...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-03-22

Yeah. What the Christ happened to this g...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

I am the one who gets the bends.

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Not until it reached the glorious status...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Does this guy have a light in the freeze... ★4

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

Hitler meant to say, "Berfreit sie alle"...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

Some less slowly-ier than others.

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

It's because you're not falling for the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

I know thatguybeatingpeoplewithabrick. H... ★1

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

I have this hook that I have to return t...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17

It'll be your last Valentine by yourself...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Maybe she should try the Hohmann diet.

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

What the Christ? People were dumb back t...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

checks the trunk You only got a tire iro...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

It's already served two terms. It can't ...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

She has high standards.

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

These PC folks need to get over this "be... ★4

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

The Cheese stands alone.

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Whatsits day?

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

What kind of language is that? *Larger m... ★3

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Maybe you can use another one: Pensioner... ★2

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14

Courting is a fool's errand.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

That's how the guy died.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Server not found. Also, they're called '...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Here is one. There are several, apparent...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

God needs to be fired. It seems like eve... ★3

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Maybe it's Pavlov's Stripper - Every tim... ★1

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Are you putting sunglasses on OVER your ...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

I thought you were going to Maryland... ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

That took a second read-through. Good wo... ★1

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-06

[Matt comic about 'American Indians Doin...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-06

I can honestly say that I have never, in...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

I've noticed the Rhaxar has disappeared ...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Seeing deez nuts. Deez beer nuts!

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

BeeroCoors!

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Nickel Cerium!

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Ha-HA! Nice.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

I thought I smelled wet dog. Be sure to ...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

No. It was the same perimeter. Even our ...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

As the bait?

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Bring... me... Two penis colonics! One f...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

One Dihydrogen Monoxide for my good man,...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Billy sucks.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Can I also cut a steak with it?

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Big Farmer's Gun.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of th...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

I see you like to embiggen your vocabula...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Why not both?!

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Bert is also a serial killer.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Or, he left to FIND it!

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

What does cross breeding plants have to....

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

A long tradition of, what, 7 hours?

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Or, equal opposites.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Give the (wo)man a tip for services rend... ★1

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

They go to the Louvre?

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

I remember, as a kid, we had these woods... ★2

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Oh, snaps! You can't even bury a body. Y...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Detective Not Appearing!

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Damn hippies!

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Hey, Guys! I just finished my income tax...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

OOH! Maybe! Let's not blow his cover.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

After all the joy I try to bring to you?...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Perfect crime.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

I think I can get the full-tang of this....

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

I don't think you need the qualifier. Th...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

You're of age? I'mma need to see some I....

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

He's not Sicilian, is he?!

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Well, you can clean them off by insertin...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Same.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Ouch.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

The ad said 'no questions'. Just strip.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

People always say, "I'm fine and dandy."...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

That's what the Bendix KLN 89B is for. P...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

What if it's a knife-gun?!

Comment to comic 4420 on 2017-02-03

The Battle of Yavin hasn't happened, yet...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Have a seat, my Liege. slides throne out...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

And realistic - if the perp were a Briti...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

They have charges for child abuse and ch...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

He does a damned good job. ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

It's quite infectious. ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

http://explosm.net/rcg/ntshyogxh

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

A car park, at least locally for me, is ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

flings beer bottle against chicken wire ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Ha-HA! Dog puns.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

What third world country are you from - ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Do you mean; An independently moving, 2-...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

You forget about tailgating. That probab...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

1...8.. Hey! There's no 800 on my phone!... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Can you fit the entire movie 'Space Jam'...

Comment to comic 3762 on 2017-02-01

Hi, Me! This shows how bad my memory is;...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Do you mean 'raze'? And, can I come?! I ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aIn0eWCyYs4/hqdef...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Hmm. British jokes... They often elude m...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

I have not.

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Last I knew Albuquerque was in North Ame...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Fuck me because you can't get your hands...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-02-01

This was not an opinion piece. People we...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-02-01

I think Andy Warhol is/was over rated.

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Spending too much on partying and being ...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Lt's a she?! Did I miss that revelation?... ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Bill Green, George Green... Sue Green......

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

You're actually below him. That's how th... ★2

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Did you hear that Rudy Huxtable had a ba...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

"How do I know that's not a bunch of one... ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Only a parent will ever ask, "Who put a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

And, they often get me in the door at ba... ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Holy Sweet Jesus!! Have you guys tried t...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

ET should be the new GMT.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

It's topical, User #87782.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Unrelated: http://www.breitbart.com/lond...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

99 out of 100 mosque attacks are by Musl...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Heeyy! What's this fleshy shaft in the m...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I only turn it on when need be. If you'r...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

The judge often says I'm quite the chara...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I don't see how it's a phobia. I hate th...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

The number one danger to Muslims is; oth...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Whenever a mosque burns down, or a black...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

That is fun!

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

He needs new ones since his old ones are...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

♪ Once, there was this boy who, Would go...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

'War: What is it good for?' - by Leo Tol...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

One of my questions is: They have tables...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

And they didn't take advantage of having...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Where are those good, old fashioned valu...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

But, it backfired. They replaced two bui...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

A black woman goes to her OB/GYN between...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I have noticed that they are almost inst...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

And, now I know. ...I don't know what to...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

What pizza place near you is open at 3AM...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

MMmm! 'Artificial Product'. My favorite ...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Dahmer preferred Pepsi while Scarver pre...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Who is 'Nice'?

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Beauty is in the eye of the peen holder....

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

He is the family grandma, now.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Trump puts a...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

In reality, I'm not really racist, eithe...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

I first read that as "spicey" and was li...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

STDs . Serious Thread Demarcations. ★1

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

How about; "Paint the town red" . What t...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

She's like one of those exercise balls. ...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

Good work. 3 hours from Wallops. That's ...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

Ha-ha! Classic frog.

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

*nuisance ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

China is more of a 'Red Star', though, a...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

Good work, faggot. Keep it up.

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

That's how welfare works; the blacks tak...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-30

That star is so black it stole my bike. ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

https://www.amazon.com/Bright-CREE-XM-L-...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

The anger is seeded deep in her phyche -... ★2

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

You're cruizin' for a bruizin' - or a Da... ★3

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Haha! That name and this comic combined ...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

That's right, Tom. Also remember, folks;... ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

Is that an ocelot?!

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

If you re-arrange all the letters, chang... ★2

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

What if they put it on a line?

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

"Best day at work, ever!" - Mike Finnega...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

sigh... +1 ?

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

This is my first one. I want more of a f...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

UFOs?

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

How about an animated one of static?! Or...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

"Going from Rock to Christian is easy. Y...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

You need to step up your game. What am I...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Because he was fucked over by a rich guy...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

http://explosm.net/rcg/wicydhjqi

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

One of them did. He joined them in hippi...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Your fly is open.

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

looks at watch

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

And, they eat at Arby's.

Comment to comic 2977 on 2017-01-25

To escape authorities, obviously. ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

You mean 13% came to enlighten. But, now... ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

You're going to have to amp up your comp... ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

AAAAAND, there it is. [GutterGuy]

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Jesus Christ! It took me two hours to fi...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

'E got X-actly what he D-served. ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Too much time on his hands-itis.

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

"No one will ever control you, again." "...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Cutting expenses, obviously.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

And then, later, he started taking some ...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

And look at the damage, death and despai...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

"Choose the form of the destructor."

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

You just jinxed yourself, you know.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

"NO ONE AKBAR!!!" . sips coffee and does...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-25

Drugs. Kids can't keep their hands off '...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-25

You got me, there.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

You tell 'im, DarkNigger! ★3

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

*bestest ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

"Wave of babies!" ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

I want to know why flagging is even a th... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

That's some dedication. ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

There's also the sub-category of white g... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

'Lord & Savior Brand Laxative'! Cleanse ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

I need some flashing around my roof vent... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Yeah. If you don't agree with something ... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

I had Jehovah's Witnesses come to my hou... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

What about the outro - where you dub oth... ★2

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

*on 8 tiny legs ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Quite the unintended consequence. Not un... ★2

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Few times I've blown up that tent So it'...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Jeep-Mexicans? Man, those people will fu...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Craniofacial Myoclonus

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

I first heard it (or, remember hearing i...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

It's been several months (stashe), the s...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

HOLY SHIT! Do you guys see this? Asian M...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Sauropods were capable of producing a wh...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

What if it was a super bullet ?! Like, o...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Sheila Jackson-Lee™ wants to have Curios...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Mars is entirely populated with robots.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

I sat on a Milky Way™ once.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Because his red cell count is down 50%.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

What ship? Is it that row boat on the Fl...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Black holes are kind like stars. Rather,...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

You're giving niggers too much credit. T...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

You know; you can edit your posts [until...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

BUTT-ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE BUTT!! B...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

IT GON' RAIN!

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

At least we don't do stupid shit like st...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

I'm skeptical. I've never heard of any '...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

You know; for years I pronounced the "un...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-22

flushing sound Sorry! I was doing some p...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Did someone call Animal Control? 12ga ch... ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

OH, FUCK! The Chinese are invading! I've...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

You see how those "peaceful, all-inclusi...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Because you touch yourself at night.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

I shot at the Moon once. In revenge, the... ★1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Also, a guy named Scott has done this.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-21

These names mean nothing to me.

Comment to comic 3444 on 2017-01-21

As a child, he never saw that skit by Gr...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-21

There are a lot of ranks. There could st...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-21

He doesn't know anyone is there. So, he ... ★1

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-21

They're all good boys, Bront.

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-21

"Shut up!"

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-21

Like Master Splinter, who found a book o...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-21

He doesn't have a Van Dyke. How do we kn...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-21

It's that important.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-21

Schwarz, bitte! Ethiopia is the oldest k...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-16

I'm not, what you call... observant.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. ...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Is that like a dead person eating anothe...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

You don't want your food contaminated wi...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

You don't want your food contaminated wi...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

Nice. That took me a second.

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

It's the weed you can buy from Tyrone do...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

I've been spelling it wrong all my live....

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

I have been active since day one of allo...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

I have been active since day one of allo...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

http://explosm.net/rcg/jbtombvjg

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

People don't believe me about China's po...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

"You got to be in it to win it!" - as th...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

Was there ever a young John Travolta? He...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-16

Welcome to your first day here at C&H. T... ★3

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

ALLAHU AKBAR!! [runs bicycle into fence]... ★1

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

"Cat's chew fish bones closer to the gro...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

Scene does not contain a lap dance. ding... ★2

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

Vacuums suck a the floor. . ...and, some...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

So, it's vegan, as well?! Figures. ★2

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

...hipsters in a white cloud: Vaping clo...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

It does roll off the tongue easier this ...

Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14

2 lifes! ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-14

Ha-Ha! Blue has a red tag. This is the f...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-14

That's my ex.

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-14

Yay! Thank you, sir! Now, to actually re...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-14

#notacop Ha...ha?

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-14

[link to that comic where the guy has a ...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-14

No love for me... :( That's all right. I...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

You gotta remember; the artist has proba... ★2

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Dammit! It keeps eating my hashtags.

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Hey, I'm having a drug party for all the...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

I got a coupon, even.

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

A little bit of Monica in my life A litt... ★1

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10

Carolina Reaper. You gotta show them ger...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10

AAAWWWWWW!!

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10

Your name should be, 'Admiral Apparel' ....

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10

All the best fighters do. ★1

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10

Let's get the rope... ★1

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-10

It's missing a few steps. Where is, "Apo...

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-10

They also like to climb telephone poles....

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-10

Look at this guy who's never rode a hors...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Oh, yeah. It's Thursday. All days bleed ...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

If a vacuum cleaner had a hose big enoug...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Git up! Git up and get down! Git out you...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

♪ Duuun Duun Duh-Dah Dun Duun DeDun De D...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

I don't remember that one, either. And I...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

He smokes crack.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

We still have birthdays? I haven't had o...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

He's like the Usain Bolt. While everyone...

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

I named my hand 'Gravity'. ★3

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-04

Too late. Dick already up.

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-04

OH, This sites YouTube? I haven't watche...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-04

I don't know if it's just me, but mine s...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-04

Russia should just become the 51st U.S. ...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-04

What do you expect? A bunch of floaters ...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Maybe his eyes are purple shirts.

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Hey, boy. I got a chifferobe that needs ...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

What is a skype? A snike? Skype! Snipe? ...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

I don't know what this is, but is says i...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Yeah! Divorce is supposed to come before...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

I had a beer(s) yesterday. Yes. Yesterda... ★3

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

I commend you on using 'have' instead of...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

Nip-Nip, like taking a hit from a flask?...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

...what? o.O

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

This guy doesn't know that Christmas is ... ★4

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

The lines can take years. Especially if ...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-03

It looks like a lobster holding a fish..... ★1

Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-03

William Christopher skirted in just unde...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-03

See. Now you're giving me ideas about di...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-03

You bad mouth a guy who hasn't even spen...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-03

It got one more. William Christopher. :(...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-01-03

it was a fart

Comment to comic 4503 on 2017-01-03

RIP William Christoper. :(

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Or, Peter Pan-dering.

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Wurst!

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Transman, vegan.

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Banned deforestation?! You mean, no more...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

What if it's cold outside and I don't wa...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

You're disappointingly huge. Wait!

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

OH, HO! Shit. I'd forgotten about that o...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Not if they're those fainting goats. ......

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I know a second and third silent killer....

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

The italic mafia.

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

And didn't reformat them for this site.

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Is it is or was when it comes to a comic...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

That is blue. ...ain't it?

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I thought he was 25. His voice is a litt...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Good thinking, Steve.

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

What 'N' word?

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I would like to hear that taser's life s...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

And smoggy!

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I don't want, My pizza burnin' https://w...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

The damn clone-o-matic is acting up, aga...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

OOH! Next 'B' horror movie title! ★1

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

That wasn't a very long vacation. You st...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Are you talking about deleting other peo...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

It sounds like you want to rock and roll...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

That's a long time to hang onto a load.....

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

'Danger' is my second cousin, twice remo...

Comment to comic 3765 on 2016-12-28

HEH HEH!

Comment to comic 3765 on 2016-12-28

We missed his birthday, again.

Comment to comic 3977 on 2016-12-28

I do like tail.

Comment to comic 3977 on 2016-12-28

Private Obvious?

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

He's an adult, now. He can tell adult jo...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

They're all going to neap for joy!

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Chaim Witz ★1

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Parking the car.

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Did you try anti-biotics?

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

How many times have you said, "I'm going...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

I was going to make a Roman Numerals jok...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

Shit! That's what I should have done! In... ★1

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

North Korea has "Kim Jong Un Catch All, ...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28

I take 3 months off every winter. As soo...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-28

The leg bone is connected to the...hip b...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-28

Lesson learned; just because 'wind' is i...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-28

So far so good!

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Everybody's going to get laidmazing!

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

*in-salt-ers

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

*pubicly

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Woman approaches: Are you telling jokes?...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

The day after Xmas. That's a bummer, man...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

@lL - A trick is something a whore does ...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

[maybe it's *brackets*, then?]

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

This user is still wearing his Christmas...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

It was down to clown. I think someone tr...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

You guys have a vas deferens of opinions... ★1

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

A Christmas miracle! ★2

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Always a crowd pleaser.

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Hey, Goat! Go out for a long one!

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

And the traditional Santa mask.

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

I'm in countdown mode. Though, I'll prob...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

I was wondering what was up. I spent all...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Hey! I have those same underwear!

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-26

There are two of them. They have it on a...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-26

And, now, for the 'Airing of Grievences'... ★2

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-26

We 'ate him! An' we 'ate the mess 'e lef...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-26

Best Korea.

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

How does a horse hold drumsticks?!!

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

I though tinsel was those strips of silv...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Well, don't go on any porn sites toda- t...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

I belief you are mistaken. If both his h...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Hey, guys! I brought a Christmas cak- sl...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

"oh, right... we ate the other one." ★1

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-25

Yeah. I thought your house looked a litt... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-25

I've got a doctor friend who's offering ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-25

I was eating my fish sandwich when Greg ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

OK. I've reached the bottom, here. Now, ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

So, every time someone calls me an 'A-ho... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

(fal)lop(ian) and change. . I'm not even... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

You were supposed to be this colossus, y... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

That Vizzini, he likes to... fuss. ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

The mirror universe. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

[small wiener joke] ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

I hear he gives out stars to people who ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

You praise him, but no star? Shame. . [t... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

ThatGuyInTheGutter and his wife, MrsThat... ★4

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Better scoot yer ass. X-mas is here, yo!... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

I've got an inventor here, but he says h... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Otto Lilienthal. Dumb ass couldn't even ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Sounds hot. ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

One of those popcorn push cart things ar... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Trump probably owns the island. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Not even our wieners? ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

You're like Brokeback Mountain guy. Deat... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Yeah. Where you been? Oh, right! ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

[weasel word] ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

I think I messed up. The FBI is outside ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Noodle Jr. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Yes. Welcome to your first day here at t... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Your optimism in the human race is too h... ★4

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

I think you would be justified in fatall... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Here's some free zombie games, I guess. ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

I gave up on suicidal people after watch... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Sounds about right. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Retarded Superman. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

"While you celebrated, I trained." ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Maybe YOU'RE the time lord?!! ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

I can't decade if those are funny, or no... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

When the Colonel finally pays off. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

It's a typo. He meant a 'kike' group - f... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Uhm.. I hate to bring this up, now, but.... ★3

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-23

Maybe if I turn it up to 11...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-23

Athena Akbar!

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-23

Ah! I see. Boy, you sure do know your se...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-23

I'm running behind. Sorry.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-23

Møøse.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I saw that they made a limited run of NE...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I see one of the demons from the live ac...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Yeah. How else is he supposed to dispose...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

How did you kno- err. What are you talki...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

And the guy is the volleyball coach.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Is your grandma single?

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Neil deGrasse Tyson: "School is where pe...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Jill Stein wants a recount.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

And they could take a small hammer and p...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

FNAF... Fucking Newbie Asshole Forums? F...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I can see your rethra.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I'm a fantastic atheist. ★1

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

What the hell? I've been out of school l...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

15 and life, he's got it. 15 and life to...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I thought it was '34' - unless '36' is f...

Comment to comic 3668 on 2016-12-21

That was indeed a crazy comment, in hind... ★3

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

I'll try to fill the gap! "Ice is very c...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

It's not a comic if it's true.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

West Batman: Ah! Some Penguin gas, eh? P...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

I also just realized he could be laughin...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Isn't 'bird' a Brit term for a whore?

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Good effort, but we can't win them all.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Twiice.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Should have called it 'Cracka'.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Skunk stank.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Her front butt.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

Tax write offs.

Comment to comic 1774 on 2016-12-21

You spent years looking at this comment?...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21

And turn is all about! That's what it's ...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Dey terk 'is jeerrrb!!

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

And it's adorable when anyone uses 'honk...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

After breakfast, but before elevensies. ...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

I'm starting to see this pop up all over...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Since you started with an 'a', you're ac...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

You gotta be respected - just like us......

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Has...has this been tried?

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Sneak peek.

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-20

Africa. Just as man came out of Africa, ...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-20

Got to give him a year or two before we ...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Monica Blewinski.

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

[thatsadingus.png] The fourth joke is th...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

http;//www.explosm.net ★3

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

But, she's always at histamines.. [That'...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Interns!

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

Only when he's a democrat, though, since...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

cracks beer

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Well, that was kinda rude. MGW will alwa...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

THEY ARE??!!! throws hat into river NOT ... ★1

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Man, I've been messing up a lot, lately....

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

What did you figure out? I don't see any...

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e-motional; (verb) - Electronically movi... ★4

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There's an hour betwixt them. Live refre...

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Since SadlyDepressed was knocked out by ...

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Good work.

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Who left their divorce on the floor?

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OH SHIT! My windpipe!! chokes to death o...

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A camper was in a bar. . He's been there...

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Can I sound like one of those people who...

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Gross! Her boobs were in there! No, wait...

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While you were gone, the U.S. Congressio...

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@Natsuki - Maybe I meant "Suck Ass prete...

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I just realized I haven't even turned on...

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Right happiness.

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Drawing what? Pandas?

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Hey! You're back! Good to see you didn't...

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Aww. :(

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The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in th...

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"Would you stop eating yourself?! "I can...

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One ticket, please!

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Cause we are livin' in a 64-bit world. A...

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He's been lying in wait, I guess.

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Death panel only intervenes when a serio...

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Don't be too proud of this technological...

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This program was brought to you by: The ...

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Was hoping for Cheryl Hines. Left disapp...

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Well, the kid would have never met his f... ★2

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Is that sushi?

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Oh, snaps, son!

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Oooh! Sexy French maid?

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Survey says: [SNOT -3]

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Waldorf and Statler.

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Can't even badmouth the guy without heap...

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Lightens up? We're nothing but jokes up ...

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Ha! Looks like Ms Pacman having an 'O' f...

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Just as long as they're not an invasive ...

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Hmmm.

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Was this one featured on Sesame Street?

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Sig lock

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He didn't travel to Serbia, or anything,...

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To some women, all sex is rape. Just bei...

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He's also a dapper dresser.

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IT'S NOT A TUMA! ★1

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I don't know. I think he might make a bi...

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Is it Steve? Steve the Blowfish?

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a-lert

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Good work!

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I had to verify. HA! That's awesome. I w...

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[kanyeswimming.png]

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Ouch. I had problem knees in my teens. T...

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Ma'am.

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Nice work.

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'Firetruck'

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I don't see an "Obvious" in your usernam...

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"Gulp" Say that word out loud several ti...

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[yougotmethere.png]

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I get the gist.

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De-fin-itely.

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Every molecule of water on the planet ha...

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You don't want to go to MIT, anyway. Bun...

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You don't vote for king!

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Like sands through the hourglass; these ...

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Is...is he an amputated dick named Brony...

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That's called 'shoplifting' . ★2

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Me neither. But, I don't have friends, s...

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Bath salts.

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What if you hate everybody? [I also do n...

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Welcome back to the world of the living....

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He's from the Proud family.

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If a Dementor sucks out your soul... Wha...

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If you think about it; We are below the ...

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"I'm the polymer isoprene and you're the...

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Well, it's winter time and he's in Russi...

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He's doing that cross-legged knee stand ...

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Or, just 'shit' . ★1

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Yay!

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I must have missed that episode.

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He might not be dead. https://www.youtub...

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Uh-oh! Did you accidentally travel back ...

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Those badges are made in China and aren'...

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Nice. Also, the comments section is real...

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Pay to play.

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3 days before his life insurance policy ...

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Many dinosaurs took a long time to sort ...

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Also, Astronaut. More specifically, Kerb...

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What game has you play a firefighter? GT...

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50 years total? Or 50 years plus what yo...

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Your motives don't seem as pure as would...

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The Best President Donald Trump?! Do I w...

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Explains why I'm not on there. I'm frequ...

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It was your honor that Itsyaboy was list...

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If your fucks are making sound; you migh...

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One mans' garbage...

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Astrophysicist's vessel temperature is w...

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Hmmmm... Very suspicious, eh?

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t) VOTE BELOW!

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It's probably vegan food. Shelf life: In...

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*him

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Then someone on the internet lied to me....

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The second one I only know because of We...

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Well. Alright, then. moves to the side t...

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Kidnapped, backwards is 'Deppandiik', wh...

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Solid (and warm) advise.

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Started out solid and went downhill. I h...

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When you step foot on the Moon you can a... ★1

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I'm reminded of an episode of something ...

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A ball on a cord? So she tosses it and y... ★2

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He's going to get his masters in burger ...

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Yay! I still might animate it. I've got ...

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Hippies: "Free Tibet!" Peter: "I'll take... ★1

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The panda part makes sense, now. Althoug...

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Grandpa Simpson wakes up : Who's talking... ★1

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Glorious Leader! He bring us Sun and Moo...

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Isn't an Oscar for movies? None of these... ★1

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Yeah. That's my point. You can remove th...

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Did I get them backwards? Noobs = New gu...

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He-he-he!

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Is it weird that you said it and it took... ★1

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...well?! We're waiting! [Ted Knight .gi...

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North Korea. Eritrea.

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'Choice' goes into dog food. 'Prime' is ...

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867-5309

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He's got a goatee.

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Yeah. And how did those gun bans work fo...

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A former PM signed up to be a soldier in...

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OK. Now my search history has that in it...

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Uhm. Fully automatic firearms are alread...

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"One year they asked me to be poster boy...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

Noobs who suck on boobs.

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But, clearly, your friend said, "To blaa... ★1

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If a caveman were thawed out and he proc...

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Solving real problems, here.

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Maybe he'll get better the next time aro...

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@PMT - Yeah. It's like they have a check...

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What if the guy wants to keep the baby a...

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You're supposed to say, "under there" .

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They're not really laws . More like 'sug...

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I toured your neighborhood. I always for...

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Is that the Galactic coordinate? It bett...

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I once caught a guy who was jay walking....

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You're a semi-pro bicycle handle decorat...

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Doesn't India use the standard system? O...

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"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!" clank

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What if that one sinks?

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I had no internet all day yesterday. I f...

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Die Hard? ★1

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My aunt got her license at 40 years of a...

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Group: "Yaaay!" ★2

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@RIP - See what happens when you leave?

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How can pants be real if our eyes aren't...

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Oh, God! I've seen that dyslexic joke to...

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And then she continued to make the Subwa... ★1

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At first I figured the bad English was f...

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PT now owes CB one laugh.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

A four star colonel, eh?

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What if it turns out to just be a swamp?... ★1

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Gittin' jiggy wid it!

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Welcome to Christopher Walken's Emporium...

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Plus it's obvious photoshopness.

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IT'S 12/5, NOW!! ENJOY PAYING TAXES, LOS...

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Nice.

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"Oooh! I do so love this song." Watch me...

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Got my PhD!

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I was talking about cows.

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OK. I'm on the website. I'm also looking...

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Happy Birthday! then. pats pockets I ain...

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Ah. What's supposed to happen?

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The 80s were the greatest.

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Best 'Murica.

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You're the one that I want! Ooo-ooo-ooo!... ★1

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PokeMom is a terrible racist! And, by th...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtdtGgf1...

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His CPU is a neural net processor. A lea...

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Udder fucktards.

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I would like to animate my hat-tree ligh...

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Air conditioning.

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[zoomed in] [saw goatse.cx]

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How did you do the animated part?

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Not if it's an eye mask*... * I'm not go...

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Probly means it's his birthday cuz he co...

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How do you know he's a witch?

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Prince on his deathbed: "Bach still surv...

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Interesting... But, it's only in the 40s...

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polishes finger nails on shirt while nod...

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Uh-oh! I mean... 1-976....Porn!

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The curve is just underground. That's ho...

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Obamacare only cares about your wallet, ...

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Your hair is ever glistening!

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He had an appointment with an apothecary...

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He will never go and hurt you. ★1

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Lower case 't's.

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Yeah. I don't know if that's a code fail...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Donald Trump cares.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

C:Reindeer.exe

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Too late.

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'Greenman'? That's racist. Good work! ★1

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I added up your individual numbers in yo...

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Don't adjust your television sets....

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That's when you go out panning for gold!...

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My prediction; Hillary dies Jan. 19th.

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Blame!

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That IS a superhero's origin story! Sort... ★1

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Step stool.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Is that the Bruce Willis one? I saw like...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Don't call him a shit son.

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Maybe it was the Captain and he got prom...

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Jamaican joke.

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That's not possible. There are no black ... ★4

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

[Raughs}

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Ha! Google only comes back to here.

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Ainah!

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Aww... RIP Rosetta and Philae.

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You need to shave your... eye bags.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Plot Twist!: You ARE related!

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In a couple of hours your socks will be ...

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I got your next super moon right here!! ...

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Mine passed in 2013. I share the feels, ...

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1-800-722-3727?

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Well. Today I learned that you know a co...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

So... did he hack the Gibson?

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http://explosm.net/rcg/odensclio

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Now all I got is the theme of 'Out Of Th...

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Linda Ronstadt has a version of 'Wish Up...

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That's what I figured, too. If you're ri...

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I'm dressed as a snowman!

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Did you just assume your own gender??!!!... ★1

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I have a hard time believing people when...

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holds Itsyaboy back by the forehead as h...

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Is 'championship' supposed to be capital...

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Depends. Did the walls fall because I bu...

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There's a real CCTV camera.

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It's cheaper than renting. You gotta thi...

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Father. I don't want land. I just want t...

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beatbox "My name is Poverty Ghost and I'... ★1

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Sound about right.

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Dammit! Goatsied!

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You can say anything to a programmer. Th...

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Ha! And you didn't notice after 9 hours....

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Hey! Not on the carpet!

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That's a full championship, ain't it?

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"Two penectomies, please. That way I'll ... ★1

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You copied the wrong URL. You want the o...

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Hmmm... What if you walked into a room a...

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[Peter Griffin laugh.wav]

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that would be a new to me meme up in her...

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Ha! Also, why you inspecting their eleme...

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Update about the Exxon station; The nigg...

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God damn Dafuq!

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...and, by extension ( ha-hA! ), your da... ★1

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Maybe, if he asks his boss real nicely, ...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

[ThatsAPenis.gif]

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I'm going to say 'one person'. The insul...

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Maybe he is or has a bad father? I know ...

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Burn?

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OH. is it the 'Bad Lip Read' song? I saw...

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You can just take one right off the stre...

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It would appear that your 'friend' needs...

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If I woke up black*?! . * is it at this ...

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Yes. The invention of welfare sucked the...

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It's that you only know her from one par...

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Welcome to your first day at C&H, appare...

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(what are we all whispering about?)

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My lower post about the pistols doesn't ...

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GOD DAMN NIGGERS!!! GOD DAMN, MOTHERFUCK...

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Also, Russell is the name of my dumb dog...

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Wait... you eat the same piece? Like 'La...

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Maybe if we got rid of all the blacks th...

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"Yes. One adult feature presentation, pl...

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-o . O-

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No. Niggers can't count.

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Hell is receiving a phone call from your...

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There is nothing. No tunnel. No light. N...

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Your mom was necessary... ...for you to ...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Uhm, that's not Atheism. We go nowhere. ...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Sorry. Fellow Atheist.

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Blaspheme!!

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A sage.

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"From what I understand about Black Live...

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I bought some pistols today!!

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Ya huh...

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"Black fry day". That's a euphemism for ...

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They only serve chicken and watermelon. ...

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It's that magical day when all blacks wh...

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Especially the day(s) before a holiday -...

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I'm not sure I'm reading you right; Are ...

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I have sad news that I'm sure everyone's...

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Don't let Obama hear that. He's already ...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-25

If you're lucky.

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Related to this post; RIP Florence. Died...

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[Raughs]

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Just realized? On an account you just ma...

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Well, those lands weren't going to conqu...

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sits in a confessional "Forgive me, Fath... ★1

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It's a Thanksgiving's Day (Eve) miracle!...

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Uhm. Massacre is bad. Mm'kay? You should...

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I'm almost 40 and I didn't starting hang...

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Oh, yeah! Sure... googles ....give me yo...

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*Freedom Fries

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What if we're commenting on comments abo...

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Wings of silver. Nerves of steel.

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Just send $5 to: . Zogaridan PO Box 3273...

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"Now, to build.. a Yumbo Yet." . Have yo...

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Good work! You put in a lot more effort ...

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9 hours ago? That means you're in EST. W...

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If he has a prosthetic wiener, that woul...

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dee - deetle - dee - DEE

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Are we going by calendar year or 'awarde...

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Miracle hWhip! ★1

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I thought that was an X-ray of a small '...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-23

Hmmmm..... checks rule book OK. You win ...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

Or, how about Klingon? We can conversate...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

It lets you egg aggerate a pronunciation...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

"One MILLION dollars!" "Dr. Evil. Virtuc...

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Whoa...

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Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the ...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Jan! I'm Jan. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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Dave?

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

High five! Come on! Don't leave the 8-ba...

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Egg-cellent deduction... probably. I jus...

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I once fell asleep at the back of the cl...

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Speech impediment... and deaf. Unrelated...

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English is best. It's smooth. Easy. No e...

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What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chic...

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Can I have your skateboard?

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How does someone with zero brains build ...

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Wait. If the Earth becomes a crater... w...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Nice. Is that where 'punanny' comes from...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

That's pretty harsh; judging a guy befor...

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Holy shit! I just mentioned him up above...

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I Googled that thinking, "Oh. Cool. Must...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Maybe he's using that teaching technique...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Not if you put it into a good interest/d...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

So, a horse is led into the Senate chamb...

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Ain't that just... regular condom use?

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

He terk der ...jerbs?

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Have you tried... turning it off and bac...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

It was written by the Takwella. Your key...

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Neil A. spelt backwards is ALIEN! They d...

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He who poops and breathes lives to poop ...

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All you need is to get some pressure on ...

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Oh, I'm sure there is. He's probably a n...

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Disqualified. There are no 'Donalds' in ...

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It would make a good spy 'call and confi...

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Back in my day apple sauce was eaten wit...

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Oh, what sad times are these when passin...

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That's 200% ROI.

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You're gonna need an extra big aspirin a...

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Uhm. Bubble burst time. The white suprem...

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Mayhaps the outer layer is a different m...

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makes it into a swan

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Title?! I thought that was your first na...

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So, what I think blue looks like and wha...

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Is it just me, or did the letters in the...

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Shit. Can you imagine if the Soviet Unio...

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'Bout time!

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WWWOOOOO!!!! YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO??!!!

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

That's his fetish.

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

You a big disappoint, round eye!

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Who names these foods?! ★1

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I consider it all the time. ★1

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Greasy.

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Palindrome.

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Nice work. I will look for a link above ...

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But, what if I want to act a little bit,...

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Good one!

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Can I get a doggy bag for my extra words...

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@Nood - You should know better than to g...

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I keep my internet on my computer.

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Twinkie. ★1

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Also, oxidization. Letters get lighter a...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Turkey Pan? Murkey Dan!

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True that. Because, of course, in Soviet...

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looks down into the pit It rubs lotion o...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

They made a movie about Michael Jordan?

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Can confirm. It was not immediate. And, ...

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You'll have to film as you get money. Tu...

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INCONCEIVABLE!

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Viagra changes pee color? How come they ...

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@Itsy - Voltaire said, "Common sense is ...

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AHHH, Leg room! stretches out

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I'm pretty sure he knows what Soviet Rus...

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Well, you put your idea in an envelope a...

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My luck; what started out as a joke prob...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

You did your best. That's all we can ask...

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"So, what are you doing, tonight?" "Turn... ★1

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@Noodle - Don't complain. Be the change ...

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You hear that voice, in the back of your...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

[slidewhistledown.wav]

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Yeah, but next thing you know, she's put...

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He liked it so much the first time he's ... ★2

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Your math checks out.

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There's nothing like starting - and fini...

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dials 911 Yeah, 911? It's Quagmire. ... ...

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Nice!

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arm shoots in the air OOOHH!! OOOHH!!! A...

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You keep using that word (contradict). I...

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Open any news story about the Clintons.

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"Wow! Is this really the blood of Christ...

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It is a race to be finished. ★1

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......and I though 'Star Wars' EU people...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Fucking Mexicans.

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Is she single? ★1

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They need to bring that back - minus the...

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Yeah! What the fuck is this?

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

My 'other' was Anne Bonny.

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Off topic: Since we're having a bunch of...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

You gettin' soft in your old age?

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Yeah. I wonder if that's a mask backgrou...

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Me, too.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Do you like black people?

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Fuck relationships. Boobs don't pay the ...

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...Seems legit.

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Best Korea don't need no internet!! Glor...

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You can send them to the same place they... ★1

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@Ctek - I believe that was the joke. He'...

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You seem to put the brakes on this train...

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I help: C is for cookie, that's good eno...

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May his noodly appendages touch you this...

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Now you're speaking my language.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16

He doesn't like to self aggrandize.

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I, too, may have gotten it. I'd have to ...

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Are you suggesting comics migrate? (sorr...

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You should check out my lazy comics webs...

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Maybe an Uber.

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Rob is a cartoonist on an internet websi...

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OK. I gotta start reading comments from ...

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Ha-HA! Such a sweet, sweet boy.

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Think I found it, too. I'm not sure I un...

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Kick his ass, Sea Bass!! ★1

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Just him?

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I felt a calling from the beyond... 'The...

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There's writing up there. The drawers to...

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If you ever meet me in an online game (d...

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What if I gave my soul mate the finger i... ★2

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I like to share a similar situation with...

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I'm still waiting for the comic to load....

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OK. What was the guy's name that your sp...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-16

9:36AM But I've been catching up for the...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-16

Pulp Fiction. Definitely. Django was jus...

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Waaaait. How can it be "the best", but a...

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They live in the water because that's wh...

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Garbage. Both of them. I knew a kid who ...

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He's actually up there building a tree f...

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This is America. We read left to right, ...

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There is no period at the end. That was ... ★2

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-16

The 'Pre-Phantom Menace'.

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You guys are barking up the wrong tree.

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Yeah. One of my co-workers has this up o...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-16

By the looks of that tree, it might have... ★1

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A speck in history; Can you imagine livi... ★2

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-16

Them ants is good eatin'.

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-16

You have to walk before you can run.

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

You are, presumably, older. So, I guess ...

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Rolling the night away Rolling the niiig...

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I wonder if the video poster did that to...

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I'm forced to live in a way I don't want... ★1

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Good work! No sad faces for you.

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pats incorporeal body OH, YEAH!

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

I have ...foot ...odor.

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Meh. What's a couple billion years betwe...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

That sounds like a better outcome than w...

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Oh Jesus! I never thought about the mech...

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Oh! Good one.

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Wheels in the sky.

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Well, practice makes perfect. ★5

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

The winner gets a gold coffin. Seconds o... ★2

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

He's my sister's friend's brother.

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I know (of) a guy who shot himself in th...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

If you need help... pulls roll of rope o...

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Steve?

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Maybe he means 'there'; as in, It's funn...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

They shouldn't build a simple wall along...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

I've seen people "walk" their wheelchair...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Was it his fapping arm?

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Ha-HA! Subtle.

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

FREE WHEELCHAIR!! Score!

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

He was trying to ace that physics exam -...

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Would never happen. McDonald's customers...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

He pulled a Greg Louganis - and lived th...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

This is solid advice. I'm kind of an exp...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

OH, pfrew! You caught me just in time!

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

You talking about those huge, bi-pedal t...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

How about TWO ghosts - and a sneaky vamp...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Always a silver lining.

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-12

I want etckenisis. ★2

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Ha-HA! Also, I just seen a movie on 'Com...

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He turned me into a newt! . ....I got be... ★1

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OH, GOD!!! puts ThatGuyInTheGutter into ...

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Eagh! The smoke made me weak in the knee...

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Why were you at a coin laundry? Were you...

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Fuck yeah! I've been stopped up for a we...

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What?! Oh, man. :( RIP Robert. ★1

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Typing woods bee defenestrate bubblegum ...

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I think we're actually tightening up our...

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OK. Explain a way to "distribute" this w...

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-12

Who said that?!

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I don't thing he can fuck it up. . I'm m...

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-12

Finally someone understand you?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-12

Ahh! I watched a YouTube "documentary" o...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-12

Is that the race car one?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-12

Right to protest, not riot. Free TVs are...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-12

#1 Team Donald!

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

Hmm. Interesting.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

Because we keep them longer than the 6 m...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

Have you tried not being underage?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

Not in any official capacity.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

Probably.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-12

McDonald.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-12

Those darn Africans!

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

'Trunk Hooker Red' was another good one....

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Tin foil.

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

I had some pyrrahea the other day. But, ...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Usually, the joke would be, "Jack is mor...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

WSRJ 105.5FM - Sports Radio.

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Maybe he's still standing behind it; "Th... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Maybe we can stop at the FBO and fuel th...

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Well, fuck! When I think of myself at 35...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Do you live in a shit hole?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Here, here! Plus, that would give those ...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

There's already a Vanguard(i)a. It's in ...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

You're a dick, Scott!

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Have you tried... not being a radical Is...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

[insert Nissan joke]

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OK, God damn it! I'm seeing this Kappa b...

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You should write a book.... that is noth...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Wait. Does she have to be able to say 'N...

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Well, when a Mommy sofa and a Daddy Stic...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

What's the average income in your land?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

MGW hasn't answered, yet, because he's c... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

You Aunt is adopted, then? Does she know...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

What if he's not role playing?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Wise man, right here.

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

@PB - Oh, yeah! Well you're greater than...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

The same college that put Obama in offic...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Trump won the popular vote in Michigan b...

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Why would anyone want a democrat in offi...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

I'm not as familiar with 'Star Trek' lor...

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I know! But, I'm on the fence with Obama...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Methadone clinics. You just put in a fak...

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I'm OK with that. I'd like to buy a '57 ...

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Uhhmm... Am I missing something? There i...

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HA! California now wants to leave the Un...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Well, he can run, but he'll be disappoin...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

So you're saying that it's OK for 3 city...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Link?

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

You know who has Faith? Tim McGraw.

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

You should open the sewer grates. Some o...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Ha-ha!

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

You have learned something - and they sa...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Robert Mugabe (Moo Gah Bee) is the presi...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

*homies

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

I don't know. If we worked on it some I ...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Yeah, but them's just words on a screen....

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

It's more of a spectator sport.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Guy1: "This burger is pretty good! You g...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

True. They did. The one I'm thinking of ...

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You're not my real dad! You can't tell m...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

@CB - That's sound advice.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Exactly. I'm a good person because I lik...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Pegasae?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

At this point; you're too late. You woul...

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Also, those foot paths through the deser...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

I doubt Jose, Miguel and Enrique hopped ...

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I want the stack market to crash, too. E...

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What if he was black? Would you say, "A ...

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In a week will be when Obama takes off h...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Oh, I'm sure they celebrate Ramadan. So ...

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Aren't all vegans atheistic crossfitters...

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President Comacho 2020!

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Isn't Mom supposed to be capital, since ...

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Yeah. Cuz Russia's always been a shining...

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Fucking Chinese. Giving birth on the pla...

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Why does it smell like booty in here?

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looks at ceiling sees big spider spider ... ★3

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You have been reported to the grammar po...

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I hope you have a clean nose and thick s...

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Hillary would have spent plenty on the s... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

You've got to: Duck And Cover. ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Always got food on your mind.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Thanks! ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Every Democrat president from New York h...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Roosevelt (D - NY) had access to nuclear...

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http://explosm.net/rcg/fprtamreo

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

Nice. +1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09

[Yoda laugh]

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It's good to be king.

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In South Africa it's not a question IF r...

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What? Images can be denied? Just on size...

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Oh, snap! What movie was it where there ...

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I'm on the highway to hell! bee-diddle-e...

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You're a genie in a bottle, Gotta rub yo...

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Maybe the guys are packing up their stuf...

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Thanks, Obama! Paul Ryan even thanked Ob...

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How much does a countryside house cost i...

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Is Spain a monarchy? I don't even know. ...

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Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. ... ★1

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I do that shit so that others can partic...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

If you're working two jobs to feed yours...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

You can forgive Gary, though. I mean, wi...

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"Peaceful protesters"? - like the Britis...

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How about we flip-side this bitch? Manda...

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What I don't get is; Hippies want freedo...

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I think that; if you don't want a baby, ...

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But, I don't want to go to the future. ★1

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Using my head math, at $2/gal is .20 gal...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Weird.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Sure. I won't be making any video games....

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Somebody did.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Is that flora or fauna?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

HHEEEYYY!!! That's not true, one bit!! W... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

An ad?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

(O_O) Yes.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

What if you went into outer space with a...

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That means you win!! kazoo sounds

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Little does anyone know, my name was on ...

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Some friend you are. I realized... I jus...

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dons a fake mustache and high pitched vo...

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True. The average voter is d-u-m, dumb! ...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Oh my God. Gerrymandering pisses me off ...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

They're called Delegates.

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I guess the only bonus of the woman - ge...

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So, you want a socialist dictator? Becau...

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Fohtooh ma Solo kaychahlah. Oh-hoo-hoo.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Where's the bookie?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Reminds me of the last cycle we went thr...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Ahh. The days of Ronnie.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Mugabe/Kim 2016

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Thanks, Curly. You've created a mess.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

points finger SHITTY INTERNET!!

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points finger SHITTY INTERNET!!

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

points finger SHITTY INTERNET!!

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

points finger SHITTY INTERNET!!

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

I tried to make a salad, once. I realize...

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I guess brackets [ ] cancel other code?

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Uh-oh... have

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But the hemispheres aren't physically se...

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Before or after the marijuana law passed...

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Exactly.

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Usually, Billionaires are 'Tops'. It's a...

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And, if you keep punning, you're just di...

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Yes. . But, mostly 'B'.

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Whaat? I never heard that one. Sheila Ja...

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I locked the last panel and hit reload o...

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His country is not as economically nor t...

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ear lobes

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without

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Even African parents threaten it - if th...

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Yeah. Don't send them food. Send them su...

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When we tell a joke and mess it up; have...

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Well, that depends. Is Joe Pesci flying ...

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When is facehugger hunting season?

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Me, too. Marvell is like a sibling. Very...

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The silver lining.

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That explains a lot.

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I'll have to research this some more.

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I consider 5PM as afternoon. 6PM to 9PM ...

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You know; it took me the longest time to...

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Have you ever been down Mexico way? Thos...

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Everything was eaten except for his draw...

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Cruisi

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Always a sliver lining.

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Pee standing up. (without use of a manuf...

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Mexican Tech? What is that? Do they cobb...

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X-ray Kilo Charlie Delta ★1

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Dameboy.

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You're my mother.

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Vaping is like playing 'Air Guitar'. You...

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What about Harry's wizard bitch?

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I'm rich in poverty. BOO! I ain't 'fraid...

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Batman, you say? I'm COUNTING ON IT!!!

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That's going to Rommel his Jimmies.

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Nothin'.

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~tilde?~

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Just bold... full circle, I guess.

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What about FOUR!!!!

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But, is your inside still juicy?

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I would say; the complete disregard for ... ★1

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What if you're in a room that's mirrors ...

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The only reason drugs are illegal is bec...

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He's quitting his lunch; cold turkey.

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Birds are little peckers.

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RacecaR.

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@MGW - Yeah, but he's a little kid. He d...

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@Itsy - Ah-hA! I have accomplished a goa...

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OHH! What sad times are these when passi...

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lol. Up top of this chain I said I was g...

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Yes. Thanks for dragging up such a sore ...

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And you've done nothing these last 20 ye...

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Yeah. You see/hear what those dumb shits...

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Gentlemen?

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A moterbike; a bike built in the city of...

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Did you distract the cops by dancing aro...

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Thanks, Obama!

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When you weren't looking. Like Batman, w...

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It's funny that you use BirdLegs when ya...

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"Disc", named after Stanely Disc, invent...

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ROUS's? I don't believe they exist. gets...

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10,000 Djiboutian Francs.

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If you try hard enough you can out-learn...

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He squishes them with his fists (just li...

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opts

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He needs to get his first gay person to ...

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And animate those googly eyes.

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Remember, kids, it's 'down the road' and...

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Like rain on your wedding day.

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10,000 Djiboutian Francs is only $56.25....

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You're using Bonetti's defense against m...

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That Settzzini, she can fuss .

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Fezzik, tear his arms off.

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Yes. Enjoying is a very noble cause, but...

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I will drop hints below:

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You know, you'd make a fine Dread Pirate...

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No good! I've known too many Spaniards.

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Ha! This string of comments are going to...

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The greatest trick Poverty Ghost ever pu...

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Sky underscore walker ...... 420.

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If you let Stain set, you can never get ...

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The battery in her dildo?

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He still has that 'New Guy Smell'.

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I'm still normal. I'll be your anchor, f...

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I hate fags, too. Hang on ...my hearing ...

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Even those immortal jellyfishes?

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"Speed Runs" - is that like those guys o...

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Yeah. Where is Hi-Kick. Funny how we nev...

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Ha! I didn't even notice. I'm not good w...

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Sometimes, even if I know something, I n...

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I, also, will take $60 - since you have ...

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Can I be dumb? I'm tired of thinking all...

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Also, I went to flight school in high sc...

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Your Future You is always watching and j...

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The dang 'Word Patriarchy'! OH SHIT!! Bo...

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Heh!

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Single Blue Commentor Learns Trick To Ca...

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Wait. Is there supposed to be something ...

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Put your seat backs up and return your t...

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Cell phones fell out with VHS and daguer...

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"There is ...another ...Sky ...walker."

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"...you're.................adopted.........

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I use foreign common words with foreign ...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

He couldn't get on the interwebs.

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Some people are unshameable.

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hangs bad guy over the side of the build...

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In one you give your granma the 'd'.

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

What?

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Are we sure we shot the right evil twin?...

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"In the beginning there was nothing..."

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Cell phones in general are a fad. I'm no...

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Is that not a thing? I don't get the jok...

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It's funny how people complain about not...

Comment to comic 2107 on 2016-10-26

That's cuz they got louder.

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

Ctek is already 'C'.

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I didn't see it until you suggested it. ...

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"...Castle Aaaauugggh!" Huh. She must ha...

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I use a Nokia 6350. I only know that you...

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Me, too. It's like someone you know putt...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-26

Internet, eh?

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Saaan Francisco! The Rice-a-Roni treat! ...

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MoleStation - it gets under your skin.

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TAKE HIM TO THE SNU SNU CHAMBER!! *that'...

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I don't know if you switched back, but i...

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"I didn't know we 'ad a king. I thought ...

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@JA - That's why I break into different ...

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Ha-HA! RIP caught CO in a faux-pas! RIP ...

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It is.

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That is true.

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"You're not even a real lawyer! You're j...

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Huh.. I don't know what a 'Rooster Tooth...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Totes.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Family Guy S2 E6 'Death Is A Bitch'.

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What manner of man are you that can summ...

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Ha-HA! This guy.

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It's not that bad, really. A little draf...

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...here is my Patreon... www.patreon.com...

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Yes. I am so sad. A poor, poor soul.

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Aye! I was born to a poor potato farmer ...

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Of course. Does this look like the face ...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Spaß mit fahnen

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You can borrow my axe.

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Death was a proper name. It deserves cap...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

I thought I tasted toxins on there.

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I have a fever. The only cure is... more...

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I gave another one. Holy shnikeys, Hobo....

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Are you SERIOUS?! Can you put a 351 Wind...

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He is weird. One time I tried to trade a...

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For some reason I read this particular r...

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I can stamp a stamp. Can't mail my... ma...

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OK, he crazy.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

@C - It's good that you're last, then.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Ghost!

Comment to comic 1231 on 2016-10-24

It looks like it's napping... or pooping... ★1

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Death is cold and it's very humid in tha...

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Through his oral sphincter?

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

What is a 'First' account?

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Like the guy who thought he'd be a smart...

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Boy, this brings me back. I was but a we...

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How do you know so much about swallows?

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No! They'd have to have it on a line.

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

Sexual Abuse. What do I win? Do I get se...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

What is the green tint joke?

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

high -five

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

In that case; money is great!

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Penacular appendages.

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@Zog - isn't it funny how times change. ...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

I'm a content provider. [Ralphie Wiggum ...

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You should trust Sad Stickman. He's an a...

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@SS - So,... this is on Nick Jr., then?

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...wrapper crinkle

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-24

Maybe he meant; "the 19th hour." It's li...

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"Evil will always win because Good... is...

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Don't be so drab, Detective.

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If you're going to astro school and get ...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22

In the winter time, when the doors open,...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22

Paul Lynde was a better first gay. Golde...

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That mouth looks like a 'U' Taurus.

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22

Sex kids are the worst. ★5

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

http://i.imgur.com/z1LxSY6.gif

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

Why do I always scroll down on those pag...

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

I only have a mackerel.

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

All right... +1

Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21

Friends and Family Discount.

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Saran works in a pinch. It can also pinc...

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No. Please explain. Be as detailed as po... ★1

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Ha-HA!

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Exactly! See? This guy smells where I'm ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

Sweet! I'll put it on my X-mas list! (an...

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...I don't know what that means. Wait! I...

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Drag

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Ok, I did it! ... Uhm.. I seem to have s...

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Currently? And, VTOL in water, only? It ...

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Surprised we haven't been tagged, yet. W...

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I like the continuity in the New Years c...

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@blue - Now you roam the dark streets se...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

That escalated quickly.

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

When you stare at Sad Stickman, eventual...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

Love that gif.

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

Nice.

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

Isn't your name supposed to be 'Gropnik'...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-21

Battle.net... I guess. I had to look tha...

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I just looked it up. Man, these systems ...

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It's like parents that name their kids "...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-21

@OM - It's an old song so I was using Ol...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-21

It goes deep. "Poverty Ghost" because a ...

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Remember; Satan/Lucifer is supposed to b...

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But which one was killed? The master? Or...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-21

How's about the two stupid New Zealander...

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This parrot is no more! He has ceased to...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

@C - We're on the same wavelength.

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Do you use a Wacom tablet? I try to draw...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Thanks for the warning! I mean, heads up...

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White is best. You can see the most deta...

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It's not prevalent at all. With all the ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

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I mourn the fact that I have only one 'f...

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How do you make a woman scream for hours...

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He's probably the one who started this w...

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I, too, have seen matching snowflakes.

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If anyone is caught in up in it I'm pret...

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If I rename it 'sys64' does it get twice...

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Goddamn cocaine!! I knew this would happ...

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If I'm seeing the right pic of you (Dec ...

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I don't know where else to share this, s...

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How can we spot you on TV if we don't kn...

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I want to buy your life story.

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@C - I'm not going to school. I got an e...

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Snooki want smush smush!

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The masked vigilante who sneaks into you...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Oh, yeah. John Dalton.

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Sing us a song you're the piano man. Sin... ★1

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And then pours bleach on it... OH NO!!! ... ★1

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'Mostly dead' means 'slightly alive'. ★1

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Just checked. It is!! (In the U.S., anyw...

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@Ctek; well, the weekend is coming up. N...

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She might get out, but she'll come back ...

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Ctek and I have been the immortal angels...

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For 233 years the U.S. was the strongest... ★1

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You should see a doctor about that cough... ★2

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She says she's not dead.

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Violence is never the answer. ...Except ...

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Shrodinder's Cat doesn't work? Dey terk ...

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I had the yellow shits once. Goddamn Tur...

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It's something like 6-8 hours sometimes....

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A blonde girl in town tried to kill hers...

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He said, "to the ocean". He parks in a l...

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Is good, but needs some cleaning up. Hmm...

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That smell is NEVER going to come out of...

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Remember kid; If you're locked inside a ...

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You don't just turn off someone else's e... ★6

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That's not how debt works. Your children...

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I've noticed the comments have gotten pr...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

Now-a-days, you give a man a fish and he... ★2

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-16

@Zog - There are poor, starving children...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-16

*mothered

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-16

Same. And I'm just writing a company new...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-16

You guys are going to have to reboot you...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-16

They surrendered to the new France.

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@RIP - Not sure, but I think the mods ca...

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Hmm.. Is it still called 'mining' if it ...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-16

Yeah. You always change before going on ...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-16

Funny story; I have had surgery down the...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-16

Mighty fine, suh!

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-16

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-12

Do you accept The Savior, Jesus Christ, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Same.

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Hammerspace. I thought all toons knew ab...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Is that a commercial for a car that you ...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Oh, yeah! Husband jokes, like; "Where th...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Hey! Don't you shoot me.... errr, I mean...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Must be one of those Eastern Bloc versio...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

How's about me, boss? Does I talk good?

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

RIP thinks you're a God... Quick! Ask fo...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Pyong before yang. ...I have gone too fa...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

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Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

A drawing of Gilbert Gottfried, done by ...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

You plebes and you lower tier accounts. ...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Good call.

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

There is fog on the water and no boat at...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

I like your style.

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-12

We'd become some sort of Voltron Ghost! ... ★1

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-12

Great. Now guess what song I'm going to ... ★1

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-12

Oh, right! Forgot about that part.

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-12

Teacher threatens to have student arrest... ★1

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

What if he's talking about the actual sh...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Not close enough to be the same. Also, h...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

It's an auto response - like a raccoon g...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

Ctek vs Dr Evil a la Raiders... Nice.

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

But it will be Sharon, the first day tra...

Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10

You gotta admire someone who goes the ex...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

That's a record, I think.

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

Non jae deska!

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

I do not get it. Also, I do not 'game', ...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

You're missing out.

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

That stab was a little low - and he wasn...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

I have a bag of atoms right here. Also, ...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

Are you?

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

Did you try turning it off and turning i...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

They're still building the computer powe...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

Did you see the fly? Hillary is made of ...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

A piece of paper from a liberal brainwas...

Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-10

I agree... and not just because the dad ...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-10

aggressive guitar solo

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-10

Your 'Obama Phone'?

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-10

Are you guys drinking the marijuana in h...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-10

We advocate going into black neighborhoo...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-10

Burgundy is a wee lass, Joc. Also, it wi...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-10

So I can pick up this baby puppy!

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-10

Oh, man... I've been adulting longer tha...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

I don't know if the Irish Army allows mu...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

'Member Winston Wolf in 'Pulp Fiction'?

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

So your username is a fib?!! I am so ash...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

You...uh.. got something to share with t...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

Obliviously.

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

He saw one in Texas, but the Dr didn't d...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

slight chair scoot

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

I 'member. 'Member Chewbacca?

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

Can you hold this baby kitten for a sec?...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

Oh, shit! That will stick with ya. First...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

Easter of '06? Why were you at your brot...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

And then you woke up 8 hours later durin...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

Blow Hole Pole?

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

If he were killed and then buried I wond...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-07

I'm from the IRS and I'm here to help. ★1

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-05

Greasy Tom is the only one who calls you...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

points to name tag Dr. Jan I. Tor

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

I like this one better than the second. ...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

What about his 'soo talented'? Isn't tha...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

I had to switch my primary doctor becaus...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

You never go against doctor's orders.

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

SHIT! You'll ALWAYS be cool! Cuz you're ...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

Once you go blue, you never... uhmm.. Le...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

So THAT'S why that never worked when I t... ★1

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A blind, deaf, mute woman with big titti...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

Wait.. wait... I got lost. Can we start ...

Comment to comic 2937 on 2016-10-03

In my state "Life" is 25 years. They wil...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

I think you switched your computer from ...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

I get disguised.

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

That's why he always wore starched suits...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

That depends; Did you see your Grandpa c...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

You won't believe this, Doc! We have to ...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Yeah. What the hell? How did I lose a da...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

We'll even shuttle you in... I mean THEY...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Schwarz, bitte!

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

You don't just slap on the corset over n...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

I would like to lodge a complaint. Altho...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

"...and all I did was mow the front yard...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for mo...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Chancellor Palpatine is actually a Sith ...

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We would have also accepted 'swastick'. ...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Player 2 has joined the game.

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Mao Zedong killed 4 times as many of his... ★2

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Sorry. Was the rope too tight? Remember;... ★1

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

We use the same tailor. ★2

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

I put 'Est. 1896' just to make it seem o...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Your math does NOT check out, sir. While...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Yeah. How come calling someone 'fatty' i... ★2

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

Yeah. The Russian girls have that 'butt ...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

The time zone is different in Texas, For...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-03

We live in a 24 hour world, now. This co...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

Anglo Momentum is when a bunch of white ...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

I lost my leg in Nem. ★1

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

He didn't go to dick spinning animation ...

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When you sign up for an account you'll r...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

If someone told me they were in a gang a...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

I can play Solitaire on mine.

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

Nice! I mean, NES!

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

I've looked all over several maps and I ...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-03

HomerSimpsonGoingIntoBushesPlayedInRever...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

We will miss you User #5476158. Never fo... ★1

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Time to get rid of the sister.

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

And then it's spin off* series; 'Calm.jp...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

\/ Nerd. \/

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Some people need to go through with it i...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

And, this, kids, is how I met your mothe... ★2

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

"But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman ...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

Or, it's his ex-wife.

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

The fear of leaving my keys behind.

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

Well, whomever you are, you do not work....

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

And that's why we can't have nice things...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

@C; Before you were born were you just a...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

It's been a day! Report?

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

A General isn't born a General.

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

No government employee (Congressman) is ...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

Dave's not here, man.

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-10-01

"WAZUUUUUUUUP?"

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-30

Is he famous or something? Never heard o...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-30

When grammar is outlawed then only the o...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-30

On a scale of 1 to 10? I give it a Mount...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-30

Tell him you would like to ship him a pa... ★1

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

She sewed this outfit.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Then he will hack the Gibson and we are ...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

That's my 'favorite'. And that's how I i...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Exactly.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Get out of my dreams! Get into my car.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Eww.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Eww.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

That makes me happy hour .

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Also, St. Louis is the most dangerous US...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Caracas, Venezuela - spics San Pedro Sul...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

You know all of those, but when it comes...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

You sound like an Earthian!* *cuz Earthi...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Bob Marley was always high as fuck. He p...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

What did poor, little Hitler ever do to ...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Holy Christ, that's funnier than it shou...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

When you live in a mental institution th...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-28

Damn! There's getting nothing by you.

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

Yes.

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

I don't mean to be so forward, but; you ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

About ...25 hours ago?

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

Take comfort in the fact that those two ...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

If only there were some sort of... retri...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Makes sense to me.

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

You kiss your mama with that mouth?

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

Tell him that your name is 'Bobby Tables...

Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28

It's how a dog barks when he's got the h...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

The universe can't collapse!! That's whe...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

20 seasons of South Park, already. Damn,...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

I wonder if anyone has ever sent a trap ... ★1

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

It doesn't really count since in Europe ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

It's a trick!! In Hi-kick's country swit... ★1

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

Haha! I read (most) of that with a huge ...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

It hasn't risen for 3 days. Maybe if I a...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

Maybe he can only give clues like in 'Sh...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-28

I wonder if he only comments with the li...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Why is there an imprint of a penis on th...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

He's not wearing a reflective vest.

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Your "style" could be recycling the othe...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Nazis are also how we learned to do vase...

Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27

Maybe there is a royalty check in your m...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

Gingers have no yams.

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

Barry Soetoro still hasn't been assassin...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

To pay you back, here's a funny video. h...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

Now I have to, too..... Hey. This is a p...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

"Zugon The Explainer; Definer of Worlds....

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-27

And then fly in some pork rinds for when...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-27

Hey, I never said, "I commend your comme...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

That's a discount PSES - like he was por... ★1

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

She's real fine, my 409.

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Even a cheese grater?

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Hey! That might come around on you like ...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Did you try turning it off and turning i... ★2

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

I have multiple streams of income. You h...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Imposter! No karate chop intro. ★1

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-26

"I've only got a few years left. I'm goi...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-26

The Sorceress from He-Man. She could emb...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-26

Man. There sure are a lot of intolerant ...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-26

LIL - Laughing In Loud.

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Well, shit. I didn't realize the convers...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

*molesticles

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

*Non. He was referring to the silent Kry...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Spamsexual - where you dip your junk in ...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

So you're the reason we can't have nice ...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

*Monuments.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

What if you tell them it's 'Super Devil ...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

What pissed me off was when NBC or ABC.....

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

Deathwing is a 47 year old weary nurse f...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

Something, Something, Something, Dark Si...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

Uh-oh. You skipped over the 17th. You'll...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

It clears the boogers from your blow hol...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

21 feet rule.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

'Ichigo' = One... Me? My Japanese is soo...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

The ocean contains many creatures we hav...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

Fap-plause.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

You mean, "It's all clear now. As if the...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

That's what happens with us old folks. W...

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

From Thompson Raceway?

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

That's right, Other Barry.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-25

Would 3360 be.... many more funs?

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

Cake day.

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

When Al Qaeda says, "Really, guys?" , yo...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

See? This is why you make the big bucks....

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Advances in butthole tattoo technology h...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

So you can scratch your head and your bu... ★1

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Concurred.

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Usually jokes are ruined when they're ex... ★1

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

@EZ Every FBI agent on the internet is s...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

@EZ Yes.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

It's been 12 hours. Report?

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

And a sombrero.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

HaHA! The JW crew showed up on my doorst... ★1

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

The Grandfather Regret Paradox. You go b...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

Crazy.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-23

Crazy.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

@PM T It looks like you're in the wrong ...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Huh... I think I like your example bette...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Yeah. I suppose you got "Late Bloomer" s...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

@Minmus Every woman on the internet is s...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

clattering through the brain pan - I can...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

I LOL'd.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

You can't kill a ghost.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

They're tattoos. Not babies and/or black...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

He drew dicks on his own face while he s...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Probably his gold digger daughter-wife, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

1 cup: 1 gallon of water. ★2

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

You have ruined the rest of my day. Now,...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

An effigy of all of us.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

What's ignored?

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Shouldn't you have to wear one of the re...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Knowledge is power! And, if I have all t...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

OK. I'm back.

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

So he is a little kid. ...of course, to ...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

That reminds me. I'm going to go take a ...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Yes. How come 'Good' and 'Food' are pron...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

We should call them "oos", so they lose ...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

He couldn't' afford them because he didn...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Also, "class"? You're a little kid?

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Subway gets a lot of my business because...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

There is no 'kinda permanent'. "I'm a li... ★1

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

In a few short years we're going to have...

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

You and some steel wool. Can I help?

Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21

Ha! I see these fucking dipshits that ge... ★1

Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21

That's what you get for stepping inside ...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

The cops once raided his place because t...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

With age comes laziness. That's why olde...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

I go away for a couple weeks and they lu...

Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16

Incest? Eww!

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

Invest in REITs (Real Estate Investment ...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-07

LOL. You'd have to find dead cops for a ...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-07

lol.

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-07

"Judges are my favorite people on the en... ★2

Comment to comic 2035 on 2016-09-07

The robber is the wrong color. Niggers h... ★1

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-07

3. 3 muches. ★1

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-07

There's nothing funny when it comes to n... ★1

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-09-02

Also, my head is my translator. I'm that...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-09-02

That explains why I got stabbed in Mexic...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-09-02

LOUDER!

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-09-02

Hi! I'm 4 days late, but; If you open a ...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-09-02

And I'll burn these lower case "t"s in m...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-09-02

He's trying to get over his severe car a...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

I think what turned me into a prick was ...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

Even though Sesame Street is a fantasy n...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

I would like to think you have an Olympi...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

Using this information I was able to pic...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

I'm probably not reading further down th...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02

You're not being shipped with Stickman, ...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

In Russia bears can call 'shotgun'!

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Have you downloaded "Lamaze". I hear it'...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Well, I just met you.

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

I don't speak street slang.

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

The 'Unprotected Sex In The Backseat Of ...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Bloody Wanka! Git up 'em apples an 'et's...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

It's 'Estúpido Sean Penndejo'

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

¡Pinché mio! ¿No puede que enseñar los p...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

You could be a phone technician. That wa... ★1

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

I was a writer, once. Every now and then...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

SHIT! I just cut the ladies' head off th...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

I want for nothing more. (this is also w...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

I'm a pilot for [redacted] Airlines.

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

IT'S A-ME, MARIO! That's my best Russian...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Eliminate the RCGs, WCCFFNs, "I'm Gays",...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

How many accounts do you have?

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-29

OH, snap! It's on, now! A nigga got to g...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-29

The "Federal Urine Checker & Ketone Ener...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

I remember. I even tried to put a little...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Shit! Late again.

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

approaches finish line and starts celebr... ★1

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Did you try mouth to mouth resuscitation...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

That's OK. We'll find a younger, more at...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

[music note] I've come to talk with you ...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

My Kindle comes up with some weird shit ...

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Holy shit. Tropical. 3 years ago 8 days ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Any monkey can do it. https://www.youtub...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Yay!

Comment to comic 3385 on 2016-08-28

Holy shit. Now, the question is; is he a...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Well, they didn't have name brand, so I ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Damn Aliens. Always taking our money.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

OOHH!! You take 5 people and take everyt...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

A new show coming out this fall on NBC?

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

I don't know that guy. Is he a meme, or ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Just for giggles I put "blyat" into wiki...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Lo siento. I wasn't disputing, earlier. ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

I am a wizard. You wanna see a trick? Gi...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Hmm... I should listen to He-Man Bunny. ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

You can kill somebody a little if you br... ★1

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

Well.... tell us more.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28

That's why English is the one true, supe...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

He's probably so poor he doesn't even ha...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

Maybe the chair is in a tub, like when t...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

Nonsense. You have to have real human co...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

The bottom spot is open, if you want to ...

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Saving space saves the environment! You'...

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I'm a Japansexual. Japanese babes are ho...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

I was thinking about boobs.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

I'm not familiar with that tune. Can you...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

Ends justifies the means.

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

I'm buzzgoingtothestore. Need anything?

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

Is it 'Alienware'? Is 'Alienware' still ...

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Slouching would only move the penile duc...

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есть плоть капиталистических свиней

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

Verb suffixes; -O, -AS, -A, -AMOS, -AN a...

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Me and you can swap and then take each o...

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We're gonna need a spreadsheet to keep a...

Comment to comic 2994 on 2016-08-27

I've been there. But I wasn't on the flo...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

Yeah. You can't directly bang an Olympia...

Comment to comic 2567 on 2016-08-27

Reminds me of the joke about the kid who...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

That's German for ' chisse '.

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

It's easier if you find an aggregate sit...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

I have a white badge.

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-27

I'm Mexican, now. "Hey, Mexican Superman...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

It's a "Choke to Conclusions" mat!

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Noodle disappeared right about when the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Do we start at the top? Or do we have to...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-26

Then why is there a guy sitting in a van...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-26

You are the correct color. ★2

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-26

MI TIA ES GORDA!

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-26

Atoms make up your food - and, also, you...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-26

There's nothing funny about intolerance....

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-26

What about laying - since you're a couch...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-24

Greg?

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

His name is Jesus Christ Glenn.

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

Gold.

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

And she's not talking about the curlys o...

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

He got it from the very fir- OOOHH! You ...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Ran out of letters; http://news.national...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Welcome to SNN; Sand Nigger News - The N...

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hangs head in shame continues posting he...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Snaps! I'm almost at 1000 comments alrea...

Comment to comic 4130 on 2016-08-17

You're not autistic. You're a victim of ...

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-17

Can I have your skateboard?

Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-17

It's an embedded double haiku. Very rare...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-17

What if that toaster is one of those tha... ★1

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If you say his name backwards it's 'Skep... ★1

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

The my neighbor['s last post]?

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

Won't you be?

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Can't you be?

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

We don't like poor people. Poor people s...

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puts away his idea stealing machine

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Get back in the water heater room, you! ...

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Hi-kick; this was supposed to be a 'doub...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

I just did a barrel roll and this thing ...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

Why are all Asians sooo teeny, tho? push... ★1

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

mariachi leitmotif ★1

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You see? That's why you don't tell retar... ★2

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

You're not supposed to date your relativ...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

Or terror.

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Depends; Butter side up - puup Butter si...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

So many that they looped back around to ...

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Don't be ridiculous! You're not my neigh...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

I can bring you some world new: Sand Nig... ★1

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I knew a guy who claimed to have tried s...

Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13

You saying all Asians look alike? That's... ★2

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If you have anxiety about showing your f... ★1

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Better to be arrested and released when ... ★1

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-13

Carl from 'Slingblade'.

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-13

We are a tolerant group, here. We accept...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-13

Since 1850.

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-13

In the right company, you can fuck some ...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

Unless you're a white cop doing your job...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

In 'snail time' it was neck and neck.

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I'm going to have to study these "tits"....

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

I see you adhere to the same philosophy ...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

You can put your 'D' ON your ladies' boo...

Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12

I would 'F' them into 'Incompletion'.

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

[Affirmation]

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-10

When you correct someone you're supposed...

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-10

Is it worth more than just watching Marg...

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I responded to this comment, but then I ...

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-10

I brought a prybar. I can he[lp.... aww ...

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Often, he who points a finger is guilty ...

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-10

In that case, I'm going to call you 'Jef...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

A succubus? Or, do you mean "otherworldl...

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"I've got a phone call for a 'Hugh Jass'...

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*blue The Caribbean Ocean is also blue. ...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

On the Richter scale, she's about a 2.6....

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

She could get a breast reduction and fac...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

My nethers just scrunched.

Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-06

Something seems fishy about this badge. ...

Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-06

In Ireland/England the houses are smalle...

Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-06

You can catch a train. Since you get on ... ★1

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And then you went and crushed some puss?...

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I got a needle in my arm on Monday and i...

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So, do they have to constantly stir azid...

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I overly use punctuation to make up for ...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

I haven't worn a condom in 11 years. Do ...

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Confirmation message? Everyone else here...

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...Why does it smell like fist in here? ...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-02

side whisper I was joshing. Since you li...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Are birthdays still a thing? I stopped h...

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You can delete and start over. I usually...

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I feel you, comfy couch. My Avatar is on...

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I feel sorry for people who waste tons o...

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I have learned to trust everything you s...

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You never know what you have until it's ...

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So, if he went back in time to the first...

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I don't know how your screen is oriented...

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They say you learn one new thing every d...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

You can't be King of Horen. That's a guy...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

it's Philly. It happens every day.

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Is that just; touching someone else's fi...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01

@PSES; at 747 comments, this is like the...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01

They were so 'unfloppy' that you could u...

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01

Maybe it was because they weren't offens...

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01

You jinxed it!

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01

What do we do if we use up all of Earth'... ★1

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Oh! Uhh uhh... scrambles through papers ...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01

742 at this point. ...43.

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01

In the good ol' U. S. and A we use the p... ★1

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-08-01

YAAAY!!!

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OH SHIT! I was using a microagression to... ★4

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Oh, I see you got the RD2 series, too, e...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Fucking Mexican! [Matt's last name was a...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

11/12/55, 10:04PM.... Hold this wire. ★3

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Why does it have to be a 'fucking clock'... ★2

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-31

That doesn't narrow it down. There are 6...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-31

That's a boy, silly.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

LOL. That image was taken right after a ...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

They're in the Canidae family so, yes.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

@NGN Honey, we've known for years. The s...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Looks like you scared the flag out of so... ★1

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You're the good kind of nerd; You explai...

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What kind of world do we live in where a... ★1

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This really is one of the top schools in...

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I had a burning region that was green - ... ★1

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

http://www.policemisconduct.net/ Update:...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Oh yeah? Then what do you HAVE IN YOUR H... ★1

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

You have put a lot of thought into this....

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

No. Jared is for kid jokes.

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Just before 'Wheel of Fortune'. OK. Here...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

The 'u'? Did I win? ★2

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Are you Chicagoan? Your midnight is in t...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

It's German. I was cross translating the...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

It's a new family sitcom by Shonda Rhime...

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He's going to be gone for a while. Russi...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

slow motion jumps through the air as exp...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Responding to a joke like this sounds li...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

I was in the 'Burger King Kid's Club' ba...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

You'll have to make an account and place...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

I haven't played the game so I'm not fam...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Had to look her up. She's cute. And, now...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Oh, yeah. Now I can see it. Your avatar ...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

@OM; Muslims kill more people per capita...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

How about you both do the job - and spli...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Frog's legs aren't a food. They're a fla...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Bad memory runs in my family. My grandfa...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

[joke about Celcius that was really good...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Sith are red.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Eww! You couldn't take the time to shave...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

The bitte

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Everything! I mean, how do the two guys ...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Original Monster.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Maybe I was busted by a sassy black 'Gho...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

OWW! Right in the cancers!

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Ghey.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

But, I was always told that "If you're i...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Peter Griffin: "Can I say 'ass' on TV?" ...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

It seems like it's a crossword puzzle th...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

It's his favorite.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Hitler.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Point: Hobos

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Derek said.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

I've seen you around imgur. Next time I ...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

And, if you don't dance, then you're no ...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-30

Looks like you forgot to periodize after...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-30

Thank you. (It's later)

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-30

By the looks of that list; you'll be pai...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-30

YAY!

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

flips through a few other tweets Your 'W...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Never forget. [crying .gif]

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

I think he's taking the marijuana.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

After 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades it often b...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Some drunk smirk - cuz all leglesses are...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Holy shit... I just realized your avatar...

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

He will... using his legs.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

Cuz you're late?

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

You ride around on your motorcycle and m...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-29

Not un-salted ones. Some people like cra...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-29

Catnip. Catsup, too, if you got any.

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-29

Did they stop, yet?

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-27

And Women's Sufferage. Man... all the su...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-27

Yeah! Look at him with his fancy lemonad...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-27

Would a modern day re-imagining of Jesus...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-27

It's a reversible toga.

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-27

Zones?! Is that what they call the machi...

Comment to comic 3709 on 2016-07-24

How about now?

Comment to comic 2575 on 2016-07-24

OH NO!

Comment to comic 2575 on 2016-07-24

Can't be. Africa is such a shit country ...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

1 WORLD TRADE CENTER!! Did I do that rig...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Don't forget the post-credits in-joke.

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Is the 'double' for two boobs? Also, I s...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Mid afternoon?! But, it's only morning, ...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24

"My Hobby: Giving People AIDS." ★1

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24

Typical Queer. Wearing his boners on his...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24

The real go-getters in life seem to also...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24

Hmm. You post poo. MGW eats poo... So, M...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24

When government gets involved you are de... ★1

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-24

OH, That's good cuz I'm throwing a big d...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

Know thine enemy, and all that?

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

"What a strange trick."

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

rolls up with a wheel barrow You want th...

Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23

http://explosm.net/rcg/atrkxlhdc

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23

...did you just say 'ridicurous'? ★1

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23

Darkest Hunter... Is this like a 'Purple...

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23

If you freeze the corpses just slightly ...

Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23

Have you tried branching out? Maybe you ...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-23

I AM the second one! *not really

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-23

"In Soviet Russia commercials sell YOU!"...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Well, what if we go back in time and mac...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

OOOWW!! dials phone Hello, 911? It's Qua...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

They made a song about Kirby vacuums?

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

"That's the Power of Love." ★2

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Warranty Inside Packaging.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Hookers?

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

"YOU'RE THE ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER AT TH...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Introduce them to liquor and hookers.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

You could have been some fancy, rich law...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

"This is the link to my Patreon." ?

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

I approve.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

God dammit! Having to read these "backwa...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

Did I miss another Av switch? God damn i...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

They should drink more. It mellows peopl...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

This guy?

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

I sense a disturbance in the fence.

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

As a truck driver I disappear quite regu...

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

You must be witty and cool - what with t...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20

All my remembered lyrics have the song n...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20

"PJ"? Poverty JGhost? I guess that would...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-20

Asparagus!

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

Who's your daddy, who's your baby? Who's...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

gets 'Duck Tales' theme stuck in his hea...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

walks in the door .... backs out the doo... ★3

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

That's Hitler's comment.

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19

If anyone needs me, I'll be out waxing M... ★1

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-19

Never get dieting advice from a fatty an...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-19

I checked my computer stuff and that did...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-19

I care.

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

Man, all DEATHWINGs look alike.

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

Huh... The song, "Skip to my loo" just t...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

I would be more intimidated if it weren'...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

9 Mississippis to post this.

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

Are they slowing this site down, or am I... ★1

Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-17

You have obtained; Friend Zone Cloak

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-17

Willem Defoe was in Robinson Crusoe? I k...

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-17

Whey.

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-17

And the tag is green. That probably mean...

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-17

Ha! "Paddy --> Red hair --> Irish"

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-17

I would still play paddy cake with her.

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-17

While it was nice of Kris to translate t...

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16

Do those reasons involve faps?

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16

I always miss out on the good stuff... :...

Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16

Females have no character, maybe?

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

I don't know who that is, so I read it a...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

B.C. boobs.

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

All this talk about sleep. You ain't gon...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

Stinky

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

That pig is dead, now.

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

Missed this last night. That explains th...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

I just found out that it's a free game, ...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

Did you try putting tin foil on your pho...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-15

I would say that I can only be caught by...

Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13

It's official. My workplace is infested ... ★2

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-13

Randy!

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

It'll probably be a removed feature, soo...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

Me too. Do I also need to buy a Nintendo...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to as...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

Kid's book! "This is Smelly Herb. Smelly...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

That's a lot of fish balls. This is the ...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

camera pans over to see Poverty Ghost sp... ★1

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

My trinket of choice to drain lives is a...

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It runs on gas, so output shouldn't be a...

Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11

You're today's special guest star. Milk ...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11

What's the hang up, guys? You two secret...

Comment to comic 1247 on 2016-07-11

Topical. ★2

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11

Oh! That's money. I thought it was a pot...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11

OOOooo! Multi-tasking. Riding your stati...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-11

Good. But... 2011? Has it been that long... ★1

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-11

Is this your first overnight? As long as...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-11

What the...?!! New Year's Eve, 1990 - st... ★1

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

They're all exceptionally good at hockey...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

That's the ladies room door. You don't f...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

I can't tell what he's holding in the la...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

"Do Not Open Until Christmas"

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

"She's only seven-teeen! Seven-teeeeen!"...

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

Kids should be in school year-round. Laz...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

If you've already had the operation then...

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Noodle disappears in a cloud of smoke [s... ★1

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Have they even inducted Alice Cooper, ye...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Oh, good. It's only an RPG6.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

I don't have anything to worry about. I'...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

A government/website that fears it's cit...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

I've tried. Was not successful.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

I could go for a Hot Pocket.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Alahu Akbar.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. smack...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

I thought Skrillex was a kitchen applian...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

You're the only green one.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Two sheds.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

We should get that guy....

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

No. No you can not. Good work, Snoop.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

Did they really start making Cookie Mons...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10

My unrelated relative [my niece by marri...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

You guys are 80s lovers?! No wonder we a...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

Yeah... you're right.

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

That maze is actually Ghost jail. They'r... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

That's an obscure piece of trivia, there...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

Play the best song in the world, or I'll...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-10

"I'M THE SASSY BLACK WOMAN GHOSTBUSTER!!... ★2

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Holy shit. That word looks Russian when ...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Coccyx.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Even of cartoon Dutch boys?

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!! ★1

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

I just looked up this Gorillaz thing to ...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Did "his" account actually get banned? O...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Ice cream?

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

My neighbor comes around..., but then he...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Thank God.

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

There's no ransom note made from letters... ★1

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

I need you. Can you hang onto this gun f...

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

....

Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09

Is that the 'random useless knowledge'?

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Is that how it is? Since I'm a ghost I k... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Suicide is painless. It brings on many c... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

You misspelled 'Jackson'.

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

That's OUR word. You can't use it.

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

MONO.... D'OH!!

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Phantom?! You can't use that word! That'...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

They must not get paid - since I've neve...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Someone's got a stalker. Why can't ALL s... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Are we sure?

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

I use it as a door stop. ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Circumstantial evidence already links yo...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

Whoooaaa! Hey! None of that.

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09

I was going to make a random 'Jeremy May...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-09

Can one of the member's mom's basement r...

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

No. Your money is over there. points

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

Combine all your tags and you get "Eats ... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

Where?! ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

I suppose all ghosts look alike to you. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

Translated: "Fuck Yeah!" gibberish

Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08

Uh..ahem... Hey guys. I just want to get... ★2

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

lol. I thought everyone on the planet ha...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

I don't know what you mean; That I leave...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

It would be nice if every site would sti...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73XkPQP...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

And thus, the Legend is marked.

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

"Should I get one $300 hooker? Or three ...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

Dansei wa doko deska?

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

OK! OK! Egga-roh! It be ready fih minute...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

[walks in as myself, but with a fake mus... ★2

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

Pounds ain't Asian... Hmm...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08

Wow. That land is so wasted.

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-08

I have a way you can say anything you wa...

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-08

Fook Mi, that was fast. ★1

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

These are my favorite shorts; http://i.i...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

If you want to feel enrichened with your... ★1

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

A true scientist would run the test seve...

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

I can sing 'La Bamba' and only have a va... ★1

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

512, now.

Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-07

Yeah. I'm not going to read through thos... ★1

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

Morgan Freeman reading the audio-book no... ★1

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

So much lost potential porn...

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

"Waifu", most likely. ★1

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

They're for later. Which ones go to the ...

Comment to comic 4351 on 2016-07-07

Or, she's about to 'accidentally' fall d...

Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-07

Is this the original Cobalt? Or, is this...

Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-07

Did you notice that after France got sho...

Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-07

He should be hitting a fan. ★3

Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-07

Milligrams? Or magnesium? See? That's th...

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

I'll option that script for $5,000! Have... ★1

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

In order to get a badge you must first p...

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

Go on...

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

From the one who didn't want his snake -...

Comment to comic 4348 on 2016-07-03

Best American.

Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01

I don't worry about such things. People ...

Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01

My group of friends enjoy fire making an...

Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01

that face thing people post

Comment to comic 4339 on 2016-07-01

http://explosm.net/rcg/dxbofsgvz ★1

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

If you don't, who will?!

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

I feel my mutuals all the time.

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

Does your cannabis also smell of semen?

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

Pound Ghost uses Snare Pole

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

Found the cat! ....Lost the cat!

Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28

http://explosm.net/rcg/hevobevtg

Comment to comic 4343 on 2016-06-28

Maybe he means 'Les', as in 'Lester'? It...

Comment to comic 4343 on 2016-06-27

Me, too. It was subtle. :D

Comment to comic 4343 on 2016-06-27

What do you propose we do?

Comment to comic 4342 on 2016-06-27

And then you've got Mac-ular degeneratio...

Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-27

I've never been to the Tumbler, Read it ... ★1

Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-27

If he weren't meant to look there would ...

Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-27

You'll get someone else's pubes stuck to...

Comment to comic 4340 on 2016-06-27

Somebody mention chicken up in here?

Comment to comic 4338 on 2016-06-27

HA-HA! You got branded! ★1

Comment to comic 4338 on 2016-06-27

He's in his 60s. He already old. ★1

Comment to comic 4334 on 2016-06-18

Work? HA HA HA HA HA! My greatest weakne...

Comment to comic 4334 on 2016-06-18

*in (additional four characters)

Comment to comic 4334 on 2016-06-18

This is how my toilet time turns out eve...

Comment to comic 4333 on 2016-06-18

You're not really in Russia, are you? Th...

Comment to comic 4333 on 2016-06-18

Too soon for what? Too soon for African ...

Comment to comic 4333 on 2016-06-18

You broke it.

Comment to comic 4333 on 2016-06-18

We don't need your drugs around here.

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-18

They took my freedoms! And they took my ...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

They ain't no black guys up in there, so...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

That's some straight up Jackie Chan shit...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

Lady goes home to find a black man has b... ★2

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

"Armed" "Unarmed"...it's all the same, r...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

I got up the the begatings section. And ...

Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15

Seen it. About a month ago someone had t... ★1

Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-15

A what?

Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-15

I got a promotion, once. Ye'up! Head Tru...

Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-15

Lost my shit on that one.

Comment to comic 4330 on 2016-06-15

My people love them jokes!

Comment to comic 4329 on 2016-06-15

If their bloodstreams are interconnected...

Comment to comic 4329 on 2016-06-15

Stereotypes are a myth.

Comment to comic 4329 on 2016-06-15

If there is a 3 day waiting period for o...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-15

I can use the Ladies bathroom and no one...

Comment to comic 4328 on 2016-06-12

"I blew a tranny.", means something comp... ★1

Comment to comic 4328 on 2016-06-12

In before it's sin!

Comment to comic 4328 on 2016-06-12

What a cute, earless Koala bear in the l...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

All women's boxes are real prisons. And ...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

G-G-G-GHOST! scrambles away Scooby Doo s...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

I had the same problem, brother. I had t...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

White man always try'na keep a Holmie do...

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

My kid stole your broken bike. Surry.

Comment to comic 4327 on 2016-06-12

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ....oh, "ringer". Go'...

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-12

Bitches be cray- cray.

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10

Is this where the cartoonist has a sudde...

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10

Maybe Sir Puffer is like that gay bird i...

Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10

With foot.

Comment to comic 4319 on 2016-06-10

I clicked it twice.

Comment to comic 4319 on 2016-06-09

Her dad was loaded... while driving.

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-09

Not always. But, that sudden landing is ...

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-09

http://explosm.net/rcg/bpzkzjakl

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-09

Gluten Free, grass fed, free range canne...

Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-08

He's also blind. Why else would someone ...

Comment to comic 4323 on 2016-06-08

That face has left quite an impact.

Comment to comic 4323 on 2016-06-07

He's into S&M. Science and Medicine. ★2

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-07

That 'inflammable' doesn't mean 'flame r...

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-07

gives a big box of chocolates Chocolate ...

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-07

B.B.Q.

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-07

Adjusts arm scrunchies

Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-07

One way to fix everything; "404 Website ...

Comment to comic 4321 on 2016-06-07

Real doll can't say, "No".

Comment to comic 4321 on 2016-06-07

Hmm.... I see... indubitably..

Comment to comic 4321 on 2016-06-07

They should have stayed away from that m...

Comment to comic 4320 on 2016-06-07

Harsh.

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-07

I probably stumbled on it during my meth...

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-07

OK. You can give me the list at the meet...

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-03

Excuse me while I take this meth.

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-03

I don't know what that show it, but alch...

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-03

If they don't, then who will?

Comment to comic 4318 on 2016-06-03

It's an anonymous support group. The nam...

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-03

...they were just selling Policemen's Ba...

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-03

Ah, yes. The 'Negro Paradox'.

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-03

(S)He meant Dave Coulier.

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

Here's a spoiler; The cops are outside y...

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

Or a car accident.

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

I'm in the same boat as you. I have no i... ★1

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

And I had to hear about it here?! I've g...

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

If every day was sunny and 72 then we'd ...

Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01

Because good guys can't be black.

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

Format/C: yes

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

Link

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

[link]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

[smoke break]

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiX...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

All right... How do I make it link for e...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

Thanks for having me.

Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-06-01

I guess I'm glad I don't.

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

Du bist mir schißen? Sprechen zie der fr...

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

Your math checks out.

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

My grandma once ran a 50 yard dash and r...

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

If you invent a drug that isn't recogniz...

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

I got some rope in my truck. I'll make y...

Comment to comic 4312 on 2016-05-27

A one man show that was so dumb it neede...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-27

Inferophage<Bacteriophage

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-27

Oh! You noticed! primps

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-27

You know how parents get annoyed when th...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-27

I always drink coffee when I watch the r...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-27

The comments. They're great. They're won...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-27

OOOHHH! I know this song. Just didn't re...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-27

Wiki says it came out in 03. Guess I got...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-27

Evanescence is still a thing? I guess I ...

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-27

Good question.

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-27

unmasks I'M HIM!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA!!! ....

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-27

Your encyclopedic knowledge of that fact...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25

What comic?

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25

Inferno<Inferyes!

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25

Says the guy with that name. And that fa...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25

He can only go back to when he finished ...

Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25

Maybe the sister is fine, now, but if yo...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-25

Ha! The butt has little hairs on it.

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-25

I have now seen it three times on three ...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24

COLD WIND BLASTER!! [Is that a Pokemans ...

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24

Way to bring things down.

Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24

Sounds about right. :D

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

Don't ducks have a cloaca? Are there clo...

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

Does a bear do drugs in the woods?

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

*dook

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

Zach is a pig. Have you seen his apartme...

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

American Indians used to shove medicine ...

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

Poor Stumpz. Now I'm all sad and shit. ★1

Comment to comic 4308 on 2016-05-24

If you'll excuse me. pukes up a log

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-24

Sweet! Free gun.

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-24

Subtle, huh? :D

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-24

Where did that Zogaridan guy go?

Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-24

Sips coffee through his helmet.

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-24

It's all coming up PG!

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-22

runs down the street, screaming, followe...

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-22

We should hang. Do you prefer KaDees or ...

Comment to comic 4307 on 2016-05-22

You are the king of the uncools!

Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-22

I'M SURROUNDED BY A-HOLES!

Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-22

Drugs.

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-22

Communist! [So, everyone wins, equally.]...

Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-21

Not sick. Just drugged up.

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-21

Yeah. Screw these guys. Let's go smoke b...

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-21

lol. Guess I'm going to need a shovel fo...

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-20

I swear... You kids, with your Nintendo ...

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-20

taps shoulder Ahem.

Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-20

What? You're still here? Here's a quarte... ★2

Comment to comic 4297 on 2016-05-20

Blacks can't be doctors! They're too bus...

Comment to comic 4297 on 2016-05-20

That would free up my weekends.

Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-20

Cortana is worthless. It keeps saying it...

Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-20

These 28.8k modems are really paying off...

Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-05-20

Is that Bebop, or Rocksteady? I can neve... ★1

Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-05-20

grampse...

Comment to comic 4300 on 2016-05-20

Close! In the third panel the blue and g...

Comment to comic 4300 on 2016-05-15

What the hell am I looking at?! How come...

Comment to comic 4299 on 2016-05-14

What if you're carrying your 3 year old ...

Comment to comic 4298 on 2016-05-14

Drugs? You shouldn't do drugs.

Comment to comic 4298 on 2016-05-13

Huh. It is. That explains a lot. I was o...

Comment to comic 4296 on 2016-05-11

Keith Urban wrote a dictionary? ★1

Comment to comic 4295 on 2016-05-11

Eww.

Comment to comic 4295 on 2016-05-11

He's cheating on me?! You just wait unti... ★1

Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-09

They aren't missing. They're just in the...

Comment to comic 4292 on 2016-05-09

The link I posted before was my work ema...

Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-09

He was an indecisive pencil pusher who b...

Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-09

Well, let's smack the horse out from und...

Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-09

YOU'RE an oxymoron, you stupid genius.

Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-08

That is dank, son!

Comment to comic 4292 on 2016-05-08

Just fill out a self reporting form and ...

Comment to comic 4292 on 2016-05-07

There's no squatting. Belief not suspend...

Comment to comic 4292 on 2016-05-07

A lifetime of swallowing saliva will kil...

Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-07

I see no difference other than a differe...

Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-07

You never comment "normally", anyway! lo...

Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-07

There aren't any racists or sexists here... ★2

Comment to comic 4291 on 2016-05-06

Are you saying the Moon IS a star?

Comment to comic 4289 on 2016-05-05

Are they functional, or vestigial?

Comment to comic 4289 on 2016-05-05

No. But, I know a guy who's great with c...

Comment to comic 4285 on 2016-05-05

Say, we're serving lemonade at a booth n...

Comment to comic 4285 on 2016-05-05

Manhattan in a nutshell.

Comment to comic 4286 on 2016-05-05

"Have ya met Cteklite, or no?"

Comment to comic 4289 on 2016-05-04

I don't remember it. But, then again, I ...

Comment to comic 4288 on 2016-05-04

Is that translated from some tribal spea...

Comment to comic 4288 on 2016-05-04

If I click twice do I get to be twice as...

Comment to comic 4288 on 2016-05-04

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH! IT'S CONTINUING!!!

Comment to comic 4287 on 2016-05-04

Nothing he does is accidental - except w...

Comment to comic 4286 on 2016-05-04

What qualifies you as an educated filth?...

Comment to comic 4286 on 2016-05-04

"Or no." is proper grammar up here. ("Yo...

Comment to comic 4285 on 2016-05-04

I noticed.

Comment to comic 4285 on 2016-05-04

...the slave auction's slowin'. [cuz the...

Comment to comic 4284 on 2016-04-29

Some 0w-20. Robot's watching his figure....

Comment to comic 4284 on 2016-04-29

One point to iSuck.

Comment to comic 4284 on 2016-04-29

Bieru go tabemasta... Hoteru wa doko des...

Comment to comic 4276 on 2016-04-29

Hmm. I looked at the properties and it's...

Comment to comic 4276 on 2016-04-29

Ha! That went in a different direction t...

Comment to comic 4282 on 2016-04-28

An Irish Jew? Is that even possible?

Comment to comic 4282 on 2016-04-28

Or tossed in a bucket of water like infa...

Comment to comic 4281 on 2016-04-28

"I'm foaming at the puss."

Comment to comic 4281 on 2016-04-28

This bit of trivia is locked in my memor...

Comment to comic 4281 on 2016-04-26

Your hashtag is like a black father. It ...

Comment to comic 4280 on 2016-04-26

Martin Lawrence Productions? That's not ...

Comment to comic 4280 on 2016-04-26

slap! Hilary! Also, your rooster is runn...

Comment to comic 4280 on 2016-04-26

Ah! The ol' Hillary technique.

Comment to comic 4279 on 2016-04-24

Alternate: http://explosm.net/rcg/qkjnts...

Comment to comic 4279 on 2016-04-24

"Mono-" D'OH! Gets me every time!

Comment to comic 4279 on 2016-04-24

Ha! I didn't notice the "lactating" in t...

Comment to comic 4278 on 2016-04-24

You all look alike. It's an easy mistake...

Comment to comic 4278 on 2016-04-24

All your kind look alike. It's an easy m...

Comment to comic 4277 on 2016-04-24

That rustled my jimmies.

Comment to comic 4277 on 2016-04-24

I like Dotorius' conclusion best.

Comment to comic 4269 on 2016-04-21

Same shit again. Bloody with some corn.

Comment to comic 4274 on 2016-04-21

I'm a ghost! BooOOOOoooOOOoo!

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-19

OH. They're in England?

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-19

Yeah! You heard of him?

Comment to comic 4274 on 2016-04-19

Is that a video games?

Comment to comic 4274 on 2016-04-19

Shirt-Eyed Purple Stabber.

Comment to comic 4274 on 2016-04-19

Maybe Dad and his lady friend are midget...

Comment to comic 4274 on 2016-04-19

"Mono-rail!" ...err, I mean "Anal-rape!"...

Comment to comic 4273 on 2016-04-19

word

Comment to comic 4273 on 2016-04-19

He's a Ballchinian.

Comment to comic 4272 on 2016-04-19

Oh, you betch'ya. You gone to da store, ...

Comment to comic 4272 on 2016-04-19

Mexicans suck! Every Wednesday my cleani... ★1

Comment to comic 4271 on 2016-04-16

BLUE SHELL!

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16

Great. Now I gotta go watch that.

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16

This man is your twin brother, Adora, Pr...

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-16

A Pokemate.

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-15

I know a guy (he's dead now) who made th...

Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-04-15

"NOT EVEN THE BABY I'M CAAAARRRYYIIiiinn... ★1

Comment to comic 4139 on 2016-04-14

I noticed the comics start at 15 when i ...

Comment to comic 4139 on 2016-04-13

Wow. I know the comic numbers jump aroun...

Comment to comic 4139 on 2016-04-13

I see no rcg. Your head asplode.

Comment to comic 4139 on 2016-04-13

And, sometimes behind the bushes.

Comment to comic 4139 on 2016-04-13

I cut out the middle man and just pour m...

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-13

They are saying their breakfast prayers ...

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-13

Ectoplasm leakage. Some teenagers tried ...

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-12

The homeless never learned to play the o...

Comment to comic 4244 on 2016-03-19

If you think about it, aren't we ALL on ...

Comment to comic 4244 on 2016-03-19

First off, you'll need a Fry Daddy deep ...

Comment to comic 4244 on 2016-03-19

That's too complicated. Just do what I d...

Comment to comic 4243 on 2016-03-19

Yup. Islam is all the rage with the kids...

Comment to comic 4240 on 2016-03-17

A dapper stump?

Comment to comic 4240 on 2016-03-16

I tried teaching my nephew about trading...

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-16

Why is the sky blue? If it were green, w...

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-16

fetched

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-16

He's in it. He's just a pink elephant, n...

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-15

I don't know what I'm looking at, there....

Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-15

But, midget heads are the same size as r... ★1

Comment to comic 4238 on 2016-03-15

A cheese log with a hat and face stuff?

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-15

Holy shit! I just looked up that episode...

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-15

Mono... D'oh!!

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-15

I'll get the smoosher.

Comment to comic 4237 on 2016-03-15

Yes. You haven't seen them? http://www.a...

Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-15

Tried black walnut, but the chief wouldn...

Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-15

Good. You see it, too. Wasn't sure if my...

Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-12

That's sweet. Dad gave everything so his... ★1

Comment to comic 2380 on 2016-03-12

No one wants to go to Jamaica. It's cove...

Comment to comic 2380 on 2016-03-12

I happens often enough that Last Wills a...

Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-12

I LOVE LAMP!

Comment to comic 4236 on 2016-03-12

You guys talking about darkies in here?

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-12

If we have Shit represented by 'F' for f...

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-12

He's Black?!

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-12

One of these days I'm going to find out ...

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-12

His mother is so hairy, she does not loo...

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-11

Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee.

Comment to comic 4235 on 2016-03-11

But, weeks don't start on Fridays - unle...

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-11

MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! HEAD ASPLODE

Comment to comic 4229 on 2016-03-10

Hey, guys! If the cops ask; I was with b...

Comment to comic 4229 on 2016-03-10

Holy shit! Was that in one go? Or did yo...

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-10

Fuckin' A!

Comment to comic 4229 on 2016-03-10

Their oppression pins are on the wrong b...

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-10

Faggots are gay.

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-10

I'm sick of these assholes, too. I've be...

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-10

Welcome to the group! I'm the only one w...

Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-03-10

I'll stand outside a grocery store and r...

Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-03-09

Sad and sticky.

Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-03-09

Jz'd ★1

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-09

Yeah. Russians can't read.

Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-03-08

Pics or it didn't happen.

Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-03-08

OH NO!

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

Then you need to go to the Masha Health ...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

I'll take two!

Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-03-08

Well, it started when she got pregnant a... ★1

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

I only ask the important questions.

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

здоровье

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

Same. I especially hate auto-play ads. H...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

My first account got frozen out for some...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-08

What is this faggot rainbow talk?

Comment to comic 4231 on 2016-03-07

Dead is dead. You can't have a little on...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-07

Since the cloth never left his body he n...

Comment to comic 4231 on 2016-03-07

That's weird. Why does it have "Remove p...

Comment to comic 4231 on 2016-03-07

You're not going to wave your privates a...

Comment to comic 4230 on 2016-03-07

Would you rather us say "other things"? ...

Comment to comic 4230 on 2016-03-07

You can't just make up words.

Comment to comic 4230 on 2016-03-07

Hmm. I don't remember that movie.

Comment to comic 4228 on 2016-03-04

Are you implying that the Irish are drun...

Comment to comic 4221 on 2016-03-03

Never bring a gun to a knife fight.

Comment to comic 4227 on 2016-03-03

Wait a tick! The drug addict in the firs... ★1

Comment to comic 4227 on 2016-03-03

Black people can't be cops, so he's just...

Comment to comic 4226 on 2016-03-03

I learned something today.

Comment to comic 4224 on 2016-03-01

As do yours.

Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-03-01

http://explosm.net/rcg/onibyuvxr

Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-02-27

Phew! That's better.. http://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-02-27

Oh, yeah! Forgot the obligatory RCG... F...

Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-02-27

Sounds like a typical hippie "teacher". ...

Comment to comic 4223 on 2016-02-27

Lose of blood can make even the darkest ...

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-27

pats baseball bat into hand

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-26

I go to the other end; O and U. fist bum...

Comment to comic 4214 on 2016-02-26

The black kid would have brought his own...

Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-02-26

Isn't that the point of them?

Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-02-26

Gay.

Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-02-26

That's me at work!

Comment to comic 4220 on 2016-02-24

http://explosm.net/rcg/dzpslbmfx

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-24

Sweet jesus!

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-24

I still love you. Mostly because your us...

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-24

Bear eats woman. Such is life.

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-24

lol.

Comment to comic 4217 on 2016-02-21

Did I click on 'Random Comic Generator'?...

Comment to comic 4216 on 2016-02-21

This is the best. ★1

Comment to comic 4216 on 2016-02-21

The entire Jawa Land.

Comment to comic 4216 on 2016-02-21

He must have seen a gay. ★1

Comment to comic 4207 on 2016-02-18

Finally, a format that doesn't crash hal...

Comment to comic 4212 on 2016-02-18

Kool kid.

Comment to comic 4212 on 2016-02-16

Schwarz, bitte!

Comment to comic 4212 on 2016-02-16

Is it too late?

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

And, of course, that woman is blaming ev...

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

In the US the democrats don't wait for a...

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

I like your style, kid.

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

That second check sure dropped the ball ...

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

How about 'Maim yourself'?

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

I'm OK with fucking people over. (I'm jo...

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-16

Highlight. Right click. Open in new tab....

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-15

lol. http://explosm.net/rcg/yrqcvuxyu

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-15

http://explosm.net/rcg/fgscvuxyu

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-15

I like the first one gooder.

Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-02-15

I think National Socialism would have wo...

Comment to comic 4210 on 2016-02-15

A good Valentines one. http://explosm.ne...

Comment to comic 4210 on 2016-02-15

Somehow, I don't think these are random....

Comment to comic 4208 on 2016-02-12

Nobody likes it when certain groups get ...

Comment to comic 4208 on 2016-02-12

Shizzle ma nizzle.

Comment to comic 4206 on 2016-02-12

Racecar

Comment to comic 1715 on 2016-02-12

A box with a hungry paper in it? Sounds ...

Comment to comic 4205 on 2016-02-12

Same

Comment to comic 4204 on 2016-02-08

What would be awesome psychological warf...

Comment to comic 4204 on 2016-02-08

The best camo is standing in plain sight...

Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-06

It's like the argument about the 'Purple...

Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-06

Magic genie lamp; Is the genie magic? Or...

Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-06

Finally, the "free comments!" posts are ...

Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-02-06

Science is for chumps.

Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-06

Third! Right?

Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-06

Sauce his noodley appendages.

Comment to comic 4201 on 2016-02-06

He who touches us all with his noodley a... ★1

Comment to comic 4197 on 2016-02-06

What is an instant gram?

Comment to comic 4196 on 2016-02-06

Have you tried them baked?

Comment to comic 4195 on 2016-02-06

I think that's acceptable, considering y...

Comment to comic 4195 on 2016-01-30

She looks pissed. Probably because that'...

Comment to comic 4194 on 2016-01-29

Education is for chumps.

Comment to comic 4189 on 2016-01-24

I have a groin bump. I go to the doctor,...

Comment to comic 4188 on 2016-01-23

I used to work there. ★1

Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22

8 DID amaze me! With a little BBQ sauce ... ★1

Comment to comic 4179 on 2016-01-22

Your math checks out.

Comment to comic 4185 on 2016-01-21

I figured it was because the slapper was...

Comment to comic 4185 on 2016-01-21

I woke up in a Soho doorway. A policeman...

Comment to comic 4185 on 2016-01-21

"Everything" has the necessary letters t...

Comment to comic 4184 on 2016-01-21

I hardly knew him!

Comment to comic 4184 on 2016-01-21

Narp.

Comment to comic 4184 on 2016-01-19

A joke based off Watson's other site.

Comment to comic 4183 on 2016-01-18

The sauce is kept in these little tubes....

Comment to comic 1417 on 2016-01-18

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Comment to comic 4183 on 2016-01-18

How do you de-bone a [all of those]? ......

Comment to comic 4182 on 2016-01-18

But, we don't want to spend a lot of mon...

Comment to comic 4182 on 2016-01-17

Hmm... where did his arms go? >:-O--/--<...

Comment to comic 4182 on 2016-01-17

>:-O----<

Comment to comic 4181 on 2016-01-17

If you close one eye and put your thumb ... ★1

Comment to comic 4181 on 2016-01-17

THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!

Comment to comic 4181 on 2016-01-16

What can you do about it, really?

Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-16

"Did you see him oppressing me?!"

Comment to comic 4180 on 2016-01-15

What a whiny little punk. She'll probabl...

Comment to comic 4173 on 2016-01-15

Not the only ones. I'll protect ya - giv...

Comment to comic 4173 on 2016-01-14

Facepage. Where everyone loves sharing t...

Comment to comic 4173 on 2016-01-14

I don't. Except our leader. He's also th...

Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-01-13

Cosmic radiation alters the body; just l...

Comment to comic 412 on 2016-01-12

I've been there. I can never find my pen...

Comment to comic 4176 on 2016-01-11

That stain is never going to come out. T...

Comment to comic 4120 on 2016-01-11

Gah! With that funny language... how do ...

Comment to comic 4120 on 2016-01-11

Hu-hu! Escalator le pepe!

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-01-11

i have covered your mark - with a 'Hello...

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-01-10

1955

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-01-10

I have erased your mark.

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-01-10

Second blue shell!

Comment to comic 2243 on 2016-01-10

What's with the green guys'? It's like h...

Comment to comic 4175 on 2016-01-10

SHIT! Now all my internets are corrupted...

Comment to comic 4175 on 2016-01-10

I'm down to clown.

Comment to comic 4169 on 2016-01-05

Man. You really like celebrating Hitlers...

Comment to comic 4169 on 2016-01-05

You should come to our party. We'll get ...

Comment to comic 4169 on 2016-01-04

Have you ever sucked dick for ...coffee?...

Comment to comic 4169 on 2016-01-04

I watched some of that. I got mad and tu...

Comment to comic 4168 on 2016-01-04

Conservation of momentum. Thrust and dir...

Comment to comic 4168 on 2016-01-04

Not everyone likes to be labelled.

Comment to comic 4167 on 2016-01-04

Whoa! Meta-vu.

Comment to comic 3607 on 2016-01-04

Most cops are alcoholics.

Comment to comic 4166 on 2016-01-04

Good try, but can't read it. It's too sm...

Comment to comic 4166 on 2016-01-04

I've forgotten it already.

Comment to comic 4164 on 2015-12-31

I had to make due with some bits of rope...

Comment to comic 4164 on 2015-12-31

Why didn't you just use your time machin...

Comment to comic 4163 on 2015-12-29

I do believe you are trying to seduce hi...

Comment to comic 4163 on 2015-12-29

You must burn your phone. I know a guy w...

Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29

History is for chumps.

Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29

In the North Korean version all the good... ★1

Comment to comic 4162 on 2015-12-29

Good ol' Tojo.

Comment to comic 4152 on 2015-12-24

Just walk away. Your old account is dead...

Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-24

LOL. That's my kind of comic.

Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-24

Do not turn off your mouse during this u...

Comment to comic 4156 on 2015-12-24

Maybe we can fix it with some of this ro...

Comment to comic 4144 on 2015-12-17

GASP! That is one racist ghost.

Comment to comic 4150 on 2015-12-17

Blue shell.

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-17

Your mom is a cartoon. ...and you're ado... ★1

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15

Two whales walk into a bar. The first wh...

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15

A Jew, an Arab and a black guy walk into...

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15

That's classic! Most "art" people don't ...

Comment to comic 4149 on 2015-12-15

He's stealing credit for someone elses' ... ★1

Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-15

Cuz he didn't do anything remarkable bef... ★1

Comment to comic 4148 on 2015-12-15

I changed my name, Alex. Turd Ferguson

Comment to comic 4147 on 2015-12-14

I laughed. ★1

Comment to comic 4147 on 2015-12-14

You changed a whole generation.

Comment to comic 4147 on 2015-12-14

Santa is going to go cleanse her neighbo... ★4

Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-14

'Birth of a Nation' was a smash hit back...

Comment to comic 4146 on 2015-12-14

Adolfo is his Spanish name.

Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-11

In fact, I just had it happen to me and ...

Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-11

Yeah. That happens a lot. Something goof...

Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-11

My buddies and I make a great bonfire. C... ★1

Comment to comic 4145 on 2015-12-11

They do tend to have a certain proclivit...

Comment to comic 4137 on 2015-12-11

Stupid racists! We should kill them all!...

Comment to comic 4141 on 2015-12-08

Always reminds me of 'Quantum Leap'.

Comment to comic 4140 on 2015-12-06

Two dad mustaches in a row. I like the d...

Comment to comic 4140 on 2015-12-06

That has the same fortune in it.

Comment to comic 4140 on 2015-12-06

It's like getting a free second fortune ...

Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-06

Blue shell!

Comment to comic 4135 on 2015-12-06

Meth heads are good at chemistry.

Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04

And then, I will drag shadowstrikes' sou...

Comment to comic 4138 on 2015-12-04

All cultures should be openly celebrated...

Comment to comic 4129 on 2015-12-03

This explains where Joel has been all we...

Comment to comic 4136 on 2015-12-03

This is a family website.

Comment to comic 4136 on 2015-12-02

The blacks are a wise people. They know ...

Comment to comic 4132 on 2015-11-30

I'm not a very good ghost.

Comment to comic 4132 on 2015-11-29

Being touched by a community will inspir...

Comment to comic 4132 on 2015-11-29

It's a good thing you don't know that MY...

Comment to comic 4131 on 2015-11-29

I think he looks very handsome.

Comment to comic 4131 on 2015-11-28

Hopefully they're not in a 'Gun Free Zon...

Comment to comic 4130 on 2015-11-27

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each... ★3

Comment to comic 4130 on 2015-11-27

I had a condition where, every time I lo... ★2