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Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30: Alludes to "rubber hose cryptanalysis" a... ★2
Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28: Because white clothes will just get dirt... ★1
Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18: "Moron", "imbecile", and "idiot" likewis... ★3
Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08: Kill baby Adolf Hitler, and then in the ... ★2
Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24: Neoplasm? Necrotizing fasciitis? Norovir... ★4
Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19: Also the page doesn't list an app for Wi... ★1
Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17: Chinese-origin viral infectious disease ... ★3
Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17: I think a lot of people who used to spen...
Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17: In one Halloween episode of The Simpsons... ★2
Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16: The original six-word ad doesn't even im... ★3
Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25: Blue shirt's name wouldn't happen to be ... ★2
Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01: If you think a cavity search is in the m... ★7
Comment to comic 2727 on 2021-04-25: Copyright... intellectual property... IP...
Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13: If lophu8 were the Eggman, he'd be obses... ★3
Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10: I too would be interested in watching a ... ★3
Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26: Hey, that's not John the Lutheran or Joh... ★3
Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22: A full-screen interstitial like that wou...
Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22: With that much stimulation, it's hard to... ★3
Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22: The dumber the cover, the longer it take... ★10
Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-20: Rabbits are not useless. They bring colo... ★2
Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20: You might be surprised how many Republic... ★4
Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12: A member of the fan server speculates th... ★5
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16: This callback also sort of ties into Jud... ★2
Comment to comic 4995 on 2020-11-16: If http://explosm.net/comics/5715/ is an...
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16: I wish my host family was as supportive ... ★3
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16: It is the job of recruiters and temp age... ★1
Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09: You should see how I came up with my Twi... ★2
Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09: And comes back as a Chain Chomp. "Arf ar... ★3
Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09: Isn't that just Dogecoin? ★1
Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20: That or I could just disregard the fourt... ★5
Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05: "But when you want me but no longer need... ★8
Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23: Once you make it into a company with a "... ★6
Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24: I remember reading in the C&H Discord ab... ★2
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13: The "Quiverfull" movement within Christi... ★7
Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25: The deal with airplane food is that ever... ★3
Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23: Latin has masculine, feminine, and neute... ★6
Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12: A cuckold is someone who knows his own l... ★4
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04: Panel 5: "Lou, I know it's you in there....
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04: In The Bible , the human genome was stil... ★4
Comment to comic 2879 on 2019-12-18: "...and that's how I took up BASE jumpin...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15: Jenga blocks also have more compressive ... ★4
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10: Some of the points are valid. Others are... ★6
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06: At least Hasbro gives a shit. If Dad doe... ★2
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12: Anyone else tried No Pants November? ★3
Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06: Good point. Another option would have be... ★4
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23: Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a physician well kno... ★6
Comment to comic 2827 on 2019-09-16: Number 45 on this particular character i...
Comment to comic 1463 on 2019-09-16: This so-called "Terminator" reminds me o... ★1
Comment to comic 1927 on 2019-08-18: I read it more as being about giving the...
Comment to comic 4081 on 2019-08-18: "Boo" means "f yay k yeah" in not-ghost ... ★1
Comment to comic 3750 on 2019-08-18: With heads as big as those on C&H and Pe...
Comment to comic 2358 on 2019-08-14: "Creeper!" "Aw Man..."
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05: This sounds like gymtimidation, a good w... ★4
Comment to comic 5026 on 2019-08-05: That or she's texting on a computer usin...
Comment to comic 2577 on 2019-07-30: Related comic (shoe polish + binoculars)... ★1
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-30: Related comic (shoe polish + binoculars)... ★2
Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21: Red Cross volunteer: "Sure! We can get y... ★6
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16: And the comic ID (5293) was so close to ... ★3
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10: If poop is number 2, why is it called a ... ★4
Comment to comic 2670 on 2019-07-03: I think I know what's going on here. Blu... ★1
Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01: An earlier Kris comic where a friendly m... ★4
Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01: "That's my son Nathan. You two will have... ★1
Comment to comic 3117 on 2019-07-01: Does a firry count?
Comment to comic 4329 on 2019-06-14: What does O ne S ingle A dult MA n spell...
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28: Caution: Lookalike 'a' in username ★6
Comment to comic 4860 on 2019-05-28: You can't spell grammar without MMA, whi...
Comment to comic 4211 on 2019-05-25: Do people ineligible vote have the right...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22: Fortunately, it doesn't appear that anyt... ★10
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21: Prescription dildos actually exist. Tran... ★7
Comment to comic 1761 on 2019-05-19: Those are some long legs to begin at 4'6... ★4
Comment to comic 4336 on 2019-05-18: An actually colorblind histologist would... ★2
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: Before she realizes that her old life in... ★3
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: The child's "parts" are behind the shirt... ★1
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: Some children with sensory processing di... ★6
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: If DBBW ended right here, it could lead ... ★8
Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-04-13: Buying a grandma? Sounds like Cookie Cli... ★1
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03: That and "every time a bell rings, an an... ★5
Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-31: The Swahili language has about ten gende...
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30: Magic Dildo, the box
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30: Would it help if I added full-text searc... ★2
Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29: Bad news: His daughter was born in the f... ★4
Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18: COMIC SAAAAANS! http://explosm.net/comic... ★6
Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02: Is this about whether a partner is matur... ★3
Comment to comic 5000 on 2019-02-11: Man... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2019-02-11: Simon Belmont or Simon Seville?
Comment to comic 1198 on 2019-02-11: democracy.png has a typo in panel 3: "ca... ★3
Comment to comic 3914 on 2019-02-11: In JWs' Christology, the Son of God was ... ★1
Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11: An emoji for Sloth, the cutest deadly si... ★6
Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05: Since when do monsters eat people? I tho... ★4
Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28: Benefit of doubt: Green could be recover... ★3
Comment to comic 5090 on 2019-01-23: I studied The Bible with the Witnesses f... ★2
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-23: This comic is #5150. California Code 515... ★5
Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-23: Pick one: Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo 64... ★4
Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18: Last I checked, Expresso was the name of... ★6
Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09: It reminds me of a scene halfway through... ★7
Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08: I'd post a link to the original version,... ★4
Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05: I see big, elaborate fourth wall breache... ★6
Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29: I remember Cteklite, and I'm still in co... ★6
Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15: When "Baby It's Cold Outside" was writte... ★6
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27: "Rapture" by the band Blondie is a rap s... ★1
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27: "Conservatard" (R), "libtard" (D), and "...
Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27: Would it be preferable to buy a big honk... ★4
Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24: Is this Paper Mario or Parappa the Rappe... ★5
Comment to comic 4448 on 2018-11-21: I'm assuming Blue wants the Wi-Fi passwo...
Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21: Congratulations on finding a strat to de... ★7
Comment to comic 5093 on 2018-11-20: It's been corrected as of 7:18 PM US Eas... ★2
Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16: In Welsh, "plant" means children. ★5
Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06: It could be a comment on getting testicu...
Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05: I don't see any cock or sucker in that r... ★1
Comment to comic 360 on 2018-11-02: Originally, the well-known "witch" costu... ★2
Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22: Talking to a department store mannequin,... ★4
Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20: Does this take place before or after hum... ★3
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15: "If this works, your pOnOs surgery was a...
Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12: "Damn furries." But is this a whowolf or... ★2
Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06: In Collodi's novel The Adventures of Pin... ★5
Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01: Reference: https://youtu.be/qQyiGX61iLI ★1
Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22: I see the furry fandom as a thought expe... ★4
Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22: C&H can be thought of as three semiweekl... ★3
Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18: More to the point, does anyone still hav... ★2
Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03: Then what do you call the cap that Noddy... ★1
Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-02: Depends on if that's really a vagina. It...
Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-02: Of course he's wearing black gloves. (So... ★3
Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-31: Those who live by the S-word die by the ... ★5
Comment to comic 121 on 2018-08-31: Today I learned almond flavored cotton c... ★3
Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-26: This sort of force feeding reminds me of...
Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-26: Or the kid just has a disability that'll...
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-26: "God is real lame"? I thought they didn'... ★3
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-26: So that's the reason the school year is ... ★4
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-26: Of course they change clothes. Hoarder h...
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-26: They changed. They just happened to be w...
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-08-01: Country Time Legal-Ade is working to cha... ★1
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-08-01: I thought your job before The Apprentice... ★1
Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-02: NickSplat published three theories in th...
Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-02: I don't flag RCGs, but I do support flag...
Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-02: However, douche is the French word for s... ★1
Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-02: "Get clean" in the metaphorical sense me...
Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-25: Correct. Since #1425, Rob has been using...
Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-25: Matt Melvin resigned in September 2014 (...
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22: If you're "perfectly clear", then you're... ★6
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22: The genie in Disney's Aladdin sometimes ...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18: In my humble opinion, more thoughtful di... ★6
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-18: People have made fake box art for "Nahtz... ★1
Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-13: That was probably the Association for Re... ★4
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08: Why? Has your son been diagnosed with a ... ★2
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08: If opportunities for thoughtful comments...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08: Then don't take Super Mario Odyssey for ...
Comment to comic 4949 on 2018-06-05: The mantis is thanking its god for the m... ★2
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-30: Unless it's a Kris comic or a Dave comic...
Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-27: Most men in C&H comics are congenitally ... ★3
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26: Though you could probably run faster tha...
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20: This movie actually exists. It's a 2005 ... ★3
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09: That or Blue's initial facial expression... ★2
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-07: Be careful. Inspect the avatars. 97701 i... ★3
Comment to comic 4808 on 2018-05-04: Next panel: "But seriously, we need to s... ★2
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02: I'd assume a round sofa with a lot of pi... ★1
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01: This must not be an Aladdin rules genie,... ★3
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28: Spoiler: It's a squirt gun. Just like Ap... ★4
Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-25: That or DS or 3DS ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27: After the patch: "An internal error has ... ★4
Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-25: Noodle's grown a lot from her days as a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Speaking of which, the fan-run Discord s...
Comment to comic 2540 on 2018-03-18: It appears to confirm that what present-...
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: Google Images says it's the right panel ... ★3
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17: OK, who hid a print of a Hieronymus Bosc... ★5
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: PROTIP: Write long comments in a text ed... ★3
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Since a guide dog school in New Jersey c... ★4
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14: Panel dzp confirms that women in RCG-ver...
Comment to comic 2438 on 2018-03-14: Humans were living 800+ years in the ear... ★1
Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13: Sort of early for a cameo of Mr. Hankey ... ★5
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: I'm guessing that the light skin mutatio... ★1
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: It depends on the latitude. Near the equ... ★3
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: God is omnibenevolent, just not necessar... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-11: Loving? Sure. F yay king? No thanks. ★2
Comment to comic 4874 on 2018-03-11: Next time tell the little ones what Maca... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: There are plenty of transitional fossils... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I disagree. I find these comics shittier... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Hi, my name is Pino, and I'm from the Ne... ★7
Comment to comic 4686 on 2018-03-07: There's a big difference between an argu...
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-07: I hear "Karma" and I think of the sister... ★2
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-07: But when combined with "doing", it proba... ★2
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: No, loss is http://explosm.net/comics/13... ★7
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: My first thought: This looks like a mash... ★14
Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23: Did you try sending mail to adventure@(t... ★2
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: I bought a box of Joking Hazard and back... ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14: Tell me about it. Today is supposed to b... ★3
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: If Eunuchs is the less aggressive operat... ★4
Comment to comic 2784 on 2018-02-13: Snakes from mouth? Yay! Now we can get r...
Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-12: Which in turn means it's that much easie... ★3
Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-11: Previously on "Show Me Where He Touched ... ★6
Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-11: The objects approach each other close en... ★2
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: You sure it isn't just use of a characte...
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: The assumption in this case is warranted...
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: "Super" means close to Earth in its orbi... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: One can assign two biological sexes base... ★2
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-03: It'd resemble http://explosm.net/comics/...
Comment to comic 2704 on 2018-01-29: That or "henroaches". ★1
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29: The dick gets longer when someone else l... ★3
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: If so, is this peeping tendency a linger... ★6
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: I imagine that "an exclusive look in the... ★3
Comment to comic 2309 on 2018-01-23: I look at that bright yellow label with ...
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-23: Fact: Smoking funny things makes people ... ★1
Comment to comic 4832 on 2018-01-23: It's hard to tell, as the art style isn'... ★4
Comment to comic 4832 on 2018-01-23: Some people can get off through exercise... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: I'm assuming a "jiggalo" is an older wom... ★4
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: You know what other game cares about str... ★1
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16: If you love blue balls, this animation b...
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14: The usual pronunciation of 'ooooo' is [u... ★2
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: sextalk.png vs. sex-talk.png, and the CD... ★1
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: My guess is that the first 15 minutes we... ★2
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-07: Likewise, I don't care much where I slee...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06: Lightswitch, I'm guessing. ★2
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-06: Peter Noone, lead singer of Herman's Her...
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06: Do any brands other than Clorox have the... ★1
Comment to comic 2499 on 2017-12-31: That or these serial foster parents just... ★1
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29: The Santa's Workshop representative in e... ★1
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22: Probably to avoid Explosm Flavored Markd...
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20: I saw pants and thought they were some s...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-20: Furniture away from windows is so that b...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: The thing about the proportions of these... ★2
Comment to comic 821 on 2017-12-19: People recovering from obesity begin to ...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: I only have one spinner, but as a video ... ★1
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: "in het nederlands schrijven" is "to wri...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: Where do you think satellite Internet co... ★3
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: Homage to The Fantastic Four now that Di...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: Fact: Rolling is so much fun. ★1
Comment to comic 4805 on 2017-12-18: Don't forget to search your restroom for... ★4
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16: At times, Internet service providers (IS... ★6
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13: On Windows or GNU/Linux, open GNU Image ... ★5
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13: I don't see how it's a sign of "low self... ★4
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10: One of every eight Charizard is female a... ★2
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10: It depends on what you feed it.
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10: Charizard isn't new.
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09: Is it also evil to smoke the pot cigaret...
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09: I'm guessing Ruchunteur is not a native ... ★1
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06: Only the mods can assign badges, and tha...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06: In my experience, RCG links are better r... ★5
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: Nope. I copied and pasted the username i... ★1
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: I'm curious as to why Cyanide & Happines...
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: The reply limit was added in July 2016 a...
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: This is why in the video game Super Stre...
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01: Panel tgl proves that the Explosm compan... ★3
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-29: Micro is a metric prefix meaning one-mil... ★3
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28: The prostate in males is adjacent to the... ★1
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28: If the TV ads are to be believed, a bear... ★2
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27: Kris stopped using Comic Sans after #88.... ★2
Comment to comic 1331 on 2017-11-27: How exactly does Friendbot balance on th...
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25: Astronaut character with half a body htt...
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-25: I know how to time travel, but I haven't...
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25: It's Black Friday. So why are neither of...
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24: Any "ad system where ads are catered to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-22: "Father" is a masculine gender noun in E... ★4
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22: Why would you try to shove a cat up some... ★3
Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21: 5. This Comic Explosm stores Cyanide & H... ★15
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20: Is it any worse than #NoPantsNovember th...
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: To stop "you cannot walk around the Whit... ★5
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: Perhaps the "hypocritical hit" wasn't on... ★2
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: Capcom published Super Puzzle Fighter II... ★3
Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19: But how are you going to find 999,999 mo... ★4
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18: A lot of Twitter users have been doing #... ★1
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-17: That's also why God plans to resurrect n...
Comment to comic 1039 on 2017-11-17: For some reason, the count includes comm...
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Temper, cub. Those who don't believe the... ★3
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-15: Nikolaos of Myra existed, but he's dead.... ★4
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: Challenge Theodicy In The Bible , God's ... ★4
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15: I backed C&H Adventure . Does that count... ★6
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: It looks like you're applying the "Were ... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Until a butt pirate steals bottom from y... ★2
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Was this before or after Phil Collins to... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: In The Bible , God created Adam with per... ★6
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: In The Bible , the flood of Anno Mundi 1... ★4
Comment to comic 4238 on 2017-11-11: Or another angle: "Sure, a fish can give...
Comment to comic 1799 on 2017-11-11: PBF has since broken up its archive into... ★1
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: I thought that was the gimmick of the MG... ★4
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: Mostly for two reasons. First, I code in... ★2
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: It means you have 11 months to do push-u... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: "Favorite" was devalued roughly when Twi... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: This could be what motivates you to lear... ★1
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: I can't tell what Green's disability is.... ★4
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10: Fact: Some people explain facts in a mor... ★5
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: "the glass is cracked" Good point. If I ... ★5
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: Did somebody say cut off? http://explosm... ★1
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: The Klan even has costumes for ponies, a... ★2
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05: And now we're reminded why Noodle is ( R... ★2
Comment to comic 584 on 2017-11-05: #TealLivesMatter At least in 2006 you ha... ★1
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: GoBots were out before Transformers. Lat... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Mega Bloks also come in a smaller size t... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: The Houston Astros beat the Los Angeles ... ★3
Comment to comic 3374 on 2017-11-01: A lot of Christians don't know what hell... ★3
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: An intentional recursive acronym is comm... ★4
Comment to comic 746 on 2017-10-31: In this comic, yellow shirt's name is Ch... ★3
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: Probably to avoid looking like "that guy... ★3
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: In the lab, a bowtie beats a four-in-han... ★4
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: I think Cteklite is referring to part of... ★8
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: I agree for at least 3 reasons. First, l... ★2
Comment to comic 4760 on 2017-10-28: Despite its homophobic reputation, Russi... ★3
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Yes. It and a white coat are how you ide... ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Even the questions that the girls in wor... ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Still don't want to be Astronaut Wally f... ★5
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: I proofread my comments, though I might ... ★1
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: I'd love to see you go debunk any bee mi...
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: As an ace, I've never been turned on by ... ★3
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-25: He might scoot on his bottom if his legs... ★1
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-24: AmE cookie = BrE biscuit AmE biscuit = B... ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-24: It might not be terrible for two reasons... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: And if you're not feeling creative about... ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Castle Anthrax where you can watch Scott... ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: Mom is the one who hired a PI firm to fi... ★2
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: "One Horse Open Sleigh (Jingle Bells)" b... ★4
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-22: And why did the anime fandom decide to n... ★2
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: I care because time travel by more than ... ★6
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: If we bring back hoop skirts, will votes... ★1
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: I use a Nintendo Zapper to play any of t... ★3
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Off the top of my head, I remember the C... ★4
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: Case in point: Jews wrote the book of Nu... ★3
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: I think that was the point. With three q...
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: De facto she did in 1993. As First Lady,... ★3
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Yes there is. http://forums.xkcd.com/vie... ★3
Comment to comic 1310 on 2017-10-13: Not the only C&H "Loss". See also http:/...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: And they don't even look prosthetic.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Hopefully this isn't a result of $500 NP... ★1
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-10-11: As of October 2017, the comics with the ...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: No can do. My kind is asexual and gender... ★3
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Spotted dick is a British pudding made w... ★6
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: It irradiates your food with 2.4 GHz mic... ★2
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: And when you're charging them head-on, y...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Better yet: Make marriage extralegal, as... ★1
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: Did I ever get an impostor?
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-11: I think he's already beaten Kim Jong Un,... ★3
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeA... ★4
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09: The first Santa Claus was Nikolaos of My... ★4
Comment to comic 3830 on 2017-10-09: Dairy Queen ice cream cakes are cold for...
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09: And The Simpsons beat South Park to ever... ★3
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09: It's not a wig; it's a combover. Nick Mc... ★2
Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09: How so? IRL President Trump has a combov... ★1
Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-08: A "loli" in anime fan slang is a girl ch... ★3
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: Badges. We don't know the exact conditio... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: Which hole is it in? ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Pontiac: Poor old minority thinks it's a... ★4
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Markdown. Have a hint: http://commonmark... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: What makes a "no scope" (hip-fire kill) ... ★2
Comment to comic 4449 on 2017-10-03: *ISDN (ISBN is book barcodes.)
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: You can't spell "conspiracy" without ☠ p... ★3
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Then explain why his vertical-eye illust... ★1
Comment to comic 2519 on 2017-10-01: The NES Four Score adapter has four port...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: You're seeing bokeh, the lack of detail ...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Nice wholesome rescue, Lost. Too bad the...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Weed seeds? Depends on which state.
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-09-29: Humpty's parents must have been war buff...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Let me guess: you just dropped a fluorin... ★8
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Many Japanese trends can be blamed on wh... ★3
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Nothing, as far as I'm aware. Under U.S.... ★4
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: The bug in front of them. Some ant speci... ★4
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: It's unusual for a C&H comic to end on s... ★6
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: Why does everyone keep kidnapping Amber ... ★2
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26: "Wiki" itself comes from a Hawaiian word... ★3
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: Without dental care, kids won't be able ... ★4
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: And the other half of recent history is ... ★3
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: A thick neck muscle and a thick skull wi... ★5
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: I looked it up, and apparently French du... ★3
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: When Angelica gets older, she'll learn i... ★4
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: But is Patrick at Krusty Krab? ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: For one thing, there's a reason 0.99 USD... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I thought Talk Like a Pirate Day was yes...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Part of it is that the Internet doesn't ... ★4
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: It's not Double D. He wouldn't be caught... ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Since RFC 1149 ("Internet Protocol over ... ★5
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Yeah, that was my first thought after ha... ★1
Comment to comic 4172 on 2017-09-19: Agreed. Why isn't a DVD on store.explosm... ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: What does a shirt long enough to reach o... ★2
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: And I can tell it's supposed to be Cloro... ★3
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17: In the Kris, Dave, Rob, RCG, and possibl... ★3
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-09-17: Part 2: http://explosm.net/comics/4726/ ★7
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17: You may have seen guides to "making wome... ★3
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16: Some users figured out how to add commen... ★6
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: git: 'fucked' is not a git command. See ... ★3
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: A bunch of users got blocked and strippe... ★3
Comment to comic 3974 on 2017-09-11: I'd've said "You'll learn in Latin class...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08: Cyanide & Happiness is posted six days a...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: True. And this is why smart stick people... ★3
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Wally is still available http://jazwares... ★2
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05: So long as "farts" doesn't end up standi... ★1
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Except it's the other orifice. (Pisspost... ★3
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-04: "I'm not sick but I'm not well" -- Harve... ★2
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04: This OK? ★3
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02: You mean Cyanide & Happiness is finally ... ★1
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: Probably because the comment is link-onl... ★3
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: I think I might have posted parodies of ... ★2
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'gi... ★3
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01: I never lost the badge during the brief ... ★2
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01: Here's what probably happened: "Hey Dere... ★7
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01: Leave the Union, like Texit? That'd take...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01: In case Lieutenant Obvious doesn't show ... ★4
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30: Perhaps the trauma of "losing" his child... ★2
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: So I guess a customer needs to reserve a...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Filename: patience1.png This means it's ...
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-30: A white background in daily comics has t...
Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29: I wonder how Toad from Super Mario Bros....
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29: Of course they do. It's just hard to see...
Comment to comic 3286 on 2017-08-28: Once you come to terms with it, you can ...
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27: Without other information, I'd guess the...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: The problem comes when people under the ... ★6
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-26: Something like Moonwalker (1990)? That w... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: No, that one's supposed to be a 'y', as ... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: After you upload a new avatar, you have ... ★4
Comment to comic 4370 on 2017-08-22: The "K-hole" is dissociation while on ke...
Comment to comic 1986 on 2017-08-22: You forget that these are Broaster chick... ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: "DNA test" on the envelope implies that ... ★5
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20: The BirdLegs bot (which generates the in...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: First there was Explosm Forums. I don't ... ★3
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: PROTIP: To distinguish uppercase 'i' fro... ★4
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: But who offers a degree in Conservative ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Probably not anymore, as suicidality in ... ★14
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: When Tall Justin goes without food, is h... ★3
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: That could be because Papa Bear and Mama...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: Would you rather have cereal killer stor...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16: Traditionally, paper covers rock. Source... ★4
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16: Oh great, another username I have to ign...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16: Astronaut Wally's face: http://jazwares....
Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15: Do you also find things like "yiff in he... ★2
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15: Look how thin flamingo legs are. ★3
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14: It appears to be just you. It's 820x2450...
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14: It's bokeh, the art of keeping backgroun... ★4
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13: You mean "Ridin' Spinnas", a YTMND from ...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13: Did I do something wrong? (And if so, wh...
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13: Fourth day of the relevant month, I assu...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09: A Wally and Wobbly Rocket figure. http:/...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2017-08-08: BlackBerry used to have its careers page...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07: It's canon that most men are bald, and t...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07: Does this mean Flo is lesbian? ★2
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: As I understand it, it's sneezing into y...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: In the northern hemisphere, sex during L... ★5
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: There's an elephant emoji but no donkey ...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: "The name... is Dew Moss. (What a dumbas...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: Don't dis bowling week. It's the closest... ★1
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: Arsenic & Joy (on Skype) is mostly dead ...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: You can still go back and post them ther...
Comment to comic 4288 on 2017-08-05: A wall clock needs to be bigger in order...
Comment to comic 2865 on 2017-08-05: I see a guy throwing up when in love and... ★7
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: And this lack of timestamps was a royal ...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Dang you autocorrect for turning "Kris" ... ★1
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Which brings us to the question of how s... ★1
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: That was my thought too. I read it as if...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02: Let's be reasonable here. Arguments for ...
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02: "First / Gay" began in http://explosm.ne... ★3
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-02: Not everything has to be funny in isolat... ★4
Comment to comic 4686 on 2017-08-01: "Updog" stands for three things in C&H s... ★7
Comment to comic 4372 on 2017-08-01: ...and now it's the dogs Disney/Pixar's ... ★2
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31: Or because Stain shot me in Cireclinlin ...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31: "Black limo" is a hearse, used to transp... ★1
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-31: It's a start. Apart from the questionabl...
Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30: Astute observation. It could be a little...
Comment to comic 3381 on 2017-07-30: Interesting. What's the most incongruous...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Which Chase is your favorite? Original C... ★3
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Given that he has the courage to admit t...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Fat people can be in shape too. Look at ...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: I was diagnosed with Asperger's in high ... ★1
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: I've read stories of people using "immob... ★3
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: And its U.S. counterpart is Public Broad...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: Is it so different from "sweet 16" parti...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: It's presumably attached to his ear, and...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: If someone's legs didn't develop in the ...
Comment to comic 2984 on 2017-07-23: Since when does Google Play, Amazon, or ...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: Some cheap toys can only say a few phras...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23: Coco the Bowling Ball Rabbit has been ar...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: Do you also make accounts on LGBT sites ... ★1
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: Last night in Cireclinlin #chat we were ... ★1
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: Some people misuse "censorship" to inclu...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: There's no Discord server run by Explosm...
Comment to comic 1989 on 2017-07-19: "Recentlky" [sic] represents choking a b... ★2
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: If you disagree, but the comment isn't p...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: I'm about to mail what I came up with at...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: For responsible private firearm ownershi...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: I think I've been at my best when the co...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18: They're characters from A Song of Ice an... ★3
Comment to comic 2655 on 2017-07-18: A couple months later we learned the tru... ★1
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18: Not to mention Babar, Horton, Tibby Wobn... ★1
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18: Which means in this universe, Phil (from... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Have you seen the rants in #4598 and #45...
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: The Cyanide & Happiness Show is on Seeso... ★2
Comment to comic 797 on 2017-07-17: Until they make a headset as a dental im...
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-16: If there's anything in https://www.youtu... ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2017-07-16: And a year later, we learn it stands for... ★3
Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15: It's D.A.R.E! It's coming up, it's comin... ★1
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-15: Emphasis of originality comes from autho... ★1
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Source: https://www.cloudandheat.com/
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Fortunately, Nintendo hardware from that...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: No Game Boy system has had built-in vibr... ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Batman! No wait, Hey Jude! https://xkcd.... ★2
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08: Ted's avatar is a 1x1-pixel transparent ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08: Neither is http://explosm.net/comics/130...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07: I didn't hatch all the way. https://twit...
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07: My basic form still has both arms. http:...
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07: So you think swimmer Michael Phelps shou... ★1
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-05: Same way as Nick Vujicic or Bob Oblong.
Comment to comic 4082 on 2017-07-05: 21 months later and still no sorting by ...
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-05: According to "Fact #8", the less than 1%... ★1
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04: How often does it happen, with 21st cent...
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04: Perhaps it was the Lads' way of proving ...
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03: The theory is that if you wished an acto...
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03: Today we've learned two things about the...
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: Calling them butt pirates, on the other ... ★4
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: A strike is always good for whoever's th...
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: Unless you're using a user style that tu...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: Oxygen from breathing enters the bloodst... ★2
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: Imagine a kindergarten reading book: See... ★3
Comment to comic 3441 on 2017-06-24: The school nurse would end up breaking t...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Presumably the same way Stan Marsh from ... ★2
Comment to comic 227 on 2017-06-23: No, turd is http://explosm.net/comics/40...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: I think more people just want you behind... ★1
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: When there are hundreds of comments to a... ★1
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21: At this point, the closest thing C&H wil... ★4
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-20: Sad Stickman stole bottom comment. This ...
Comment to comic 268 on 2017-06-20: This is pretty much how TrueCrypt works:...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: What do you think canola oil is made out... ★1
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17: I'm more likely to correct grammar if I ... ★2
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17: Watch out for splinters.
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17: "Where see shit?" -- Johnny 5
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14: If wood can talk, then what would have b...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: Don't want Markdown to mess up a word? S...
Comment to comic 2188 on 2017-06-14: This is some Phantom Tollbooth $#!+ righ... ★4
Comment to comic 867 on 2017-06-13: If things like this happen often, school...
Comment to comic 40 on 2017-06-12: You might be surprised as to how not ess... ★1
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-12: In the future, drones will deliver artif...
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12: Or PSES in this case. There was a purple... ★1
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12: And this is why having no legs is better...
Comment to comic 247 on 2017-06-03: A carved C is a K without the vertical l...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30: Wearing the same shirt and everything ht... ★2
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-30: I'm a disappointing slowpoke, but if you...
Comment to comic 599 on 2017-05-27: So that's how cartoon characters with su... ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: So born pregnant like an aphid, I guess ... ★2
Comment to comic 3874 on 2017-05-24: It's hard not to when Romance, Germanic,... ★1
Comment to comic 1635 on 2017-05-24: Starting point: https://www.google.com/s... ★1
Comment to comic 2522 on 2017-05-24: But then little Milk Duds would get all ... ★1
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23: There's no such rule. If you have two di... ★1
Comment to comic 2824 on 2017-05-21: I don't know about DPH, but I remember b...
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21: >> "Superfluous" Autocorrect correctly a...
Comment to comic 1896 on 2017-05-21: Wrestling version: http://explosm.net/co...
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20: Can a puppet also be a puppeteer?
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19: Mid-word underscores don't work because ...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: http://commonmark.org/help/ Only paragra...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: Egg and hen are in bed, egg smoking a ci... ★3
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: You'd be surprised at how well Isaiah Bi...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: They are once hatched and grown. (Cows w...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: Hi back, I'm Pino. (Seriously) Welcome b... ★2
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: What kind of lame power is Heart, anyway...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: Poisonous bugs are weak to flying, rock,...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: Comment-to-favorite ratio may be correla... ★1
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: Yet Pokémon Red and Blue are in black an...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: I thought any Pokémon with less than 1/3...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: Of course you are. Pidgeot (young forms ...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: Some anecdotes about outcomes of raising...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: In order not to stunt the child's brain'... ★1
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: If a reaper wanted, he could probably pr...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-05-12: Someone had to drive Green to the doctor...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: Song is "I've been working on the railro...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09: I don't see why Green is doing the Home ... ★2
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: Among species that herpetologists have r...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: "Lizards don’t have earflaps like mammal...
Comment to comic 3557 on 2017-05-05: The lead singer of Herman's Hermits does...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: The Barbarian, or otherwise?
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: True, that's the traditional interpretat...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: He doesn't. He comes when people are alr... ★1
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: They have fingers. They just wear black ... ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: You'd have more shade if you turned the ... ★8
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: I already know because private browsing ... ★2
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Have a Slim Shady link: https://en.wikip... ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: They're also 2D. But how do Murdoc and R...
Comment to comic 2528 on 2017-04-28: Could you help parse that? It'd make an ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26: 1. Nick Vujicic 2. Gabe Adams
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25: Penny Arcade did its own take on this, w... ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: That's why we need to organize our own c...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: NEGGERS: people who try to pick up dates... ★4
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: But are you Patrick at the Krusty Krab? ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: It's not "terrorizing" if you help the c... ★3
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23: For the stick dolls: A generic man voice...
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: Better than "I'll give it the clap" at l...
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: I could see how this sort of bulb would ...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Yet Arm-Fall-Off-Boy got a video game, t... ★1
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: "A lot of us have stopped spamming, Judg...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Bookmind might be useful as an intellige...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Blocking all comments containing URLs wo...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Most liked users with names ending in a ... ★7
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Not to mention Explosm Flavored Markdown... ★4
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: But technical limits of the software run... ★6
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: I came to Explosm comments because I was... ★6
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: I first saw "flaggots" on YouTube. For a... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: I'm pretty sure PokeMom Trainer is refer... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: @ProfessAdeath What's to figure out? I e... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Expect my thoughts tomorrow (Friday). ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Traditionally, the head mirror is associ... ★2
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18: As seen previously on reddit: https://ww... ★3
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: Probably next to your NES.
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: Donald Trump can't be a "totem pole tren... ★1
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: @Dragon Are you talking about Videomatio...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: Then do like Wikipedia: once you have 10... ★1
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17: Does having a wooden boy as my persona m... ★2
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17: "Speaking of" is sometimes short for "Sp...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17: Thanks for creating the account so no on... ★5
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17: Jesus warned of antichrists like these. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Star Wars Day is two and a half weeks fr... ★2
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Goomba The Goombas, indigenous inhabitan... ★2
Comment to comic 3074 on 2017-04-16: Pansexual https://twitter.com/SoulsBorne... ★1
Comment to comic 1544 on 2017-04-16: Before Cousin Itt of The Addams Family d...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Perhaps DPH was referring to your lack o...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: I also checked to see if anybody had alr...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Probably did an archive binge and replie...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Would it be worth it to set up a somewha...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Perhaps they're testing the guessability...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: I guess I'm in the habit of reading name...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: A prince(ss) is a monarch whose rank is ...
Comment to comic 3486 on 2017-04-14: Especially because consoles don't let yo...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: So long as I'm not forced into romance w... ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Does this plan include a jurist persona?...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: They made a movie about the Berenstain B...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Record labels have decades-long exclusiv...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09: I'd like to see Critical Hippo next. ★1
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08: *¡Sí ★1
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08: I define alive as 25 weeks by running th...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08: Maybe someone can make a script to auto-...
Comment to comic 4102 on 2017-04-08: Twitter has had an SMS gateway since its...
Comment to comic 3776 on 2017-04-07: If the world worked on Billy & Mandy log... ★2
Comment to comic 3776 on 2017-04-07: Fried spiders are a delicacy in Skuon, C...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Unless this is the first comic of Pot Fo...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Not only is the fraction improper in a m... ★2
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: People use to say "BURN THE WITCH!" Now ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: A Komodo dragon is estimated to live up ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Have you ever seen The People's Court or...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-07: @lunarLegion In the C&H world, a family ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Maybe I haven't been active enough. But ...
Comment to comic 2602 on 2017-04-07: I too am pro-contraceptive. I just don't... ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Panel 9: Green shirt tells the doctor "N...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03: K. Rupert Murdoch has been spreading mis...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: There's a bug in the form at wheresthejo...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: Typo presumably. If the name is supposed...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Eating dirt and rocks? Pica pica! https:... ★1
Comment to comic 110 on 2017-04-01: ¿Qué? ★1
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: Thursday is animation day. ★1
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: Neither does Simon. https://pineight.com...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-31: The wish to become a genie has huge draw...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29: A smart person finding a genie would use... ★3
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: You do pixie dust, think happy thoughts,...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Would you pan Dora the Explorer? ★2
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Better than being an elephant, I'd say. ★4
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: But how do you conjugate a verb in the p...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: It's hard to keep up with comment thread...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Zone, Princess, or Sparkle? ★4
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26: My Internet is through Comcast. My phone...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: To be followed by Milk Dud comic week, I...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: Does Squidward look that way because he ...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: It already is, at least in much of North...
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-25: "Ching chong" as imitation Chinese comes...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: Is that your nose? ★3
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24: ...just in case.
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24: That's more than twice as many periods a... ★5
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24: Is salt spray also illegal?
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: When I binge-read C&H , I came up with c...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24: I thought "And Tigger Too" established t...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22: Go ahead and make the suggestions on exp...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: My god, it's full of JPEG artifacts!
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: How much of that was pandering to the #F...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: A pot for cooking, or a potentiometer fo...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: Heroin Hero, the game that appears in th...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Even if the USA has better high-end heal... ★3
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Then go murder the administrators of Enc...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy!" or Girl, Inter...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Does he even wear pants? ★5
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: The last time I tried explaining a trick...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Why don't Super Mario games get rated M ...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Is that the part where it says "Yeah I'm...
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Does the custom of pinching in any way r...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15: Wally from Weebles http://jazwares.com/b...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15: I thought you had to exorcise first to b... ★6
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-15: "Tepples" is the name I use on NESdev.co...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: I thought this was the LOL icon: ★2
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: You half succeeded. DiGiorno rising crus...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Into... idspispopd
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: Explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: GIMP says the change time is 24.0 second...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: I'm not sure what you mean. If it's not ...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: The potatoe was already destroyed by a f... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: They need to occasionally throw a bone t...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: On the contrary, sheep dream of electric...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: People with locked-in syndrome have dete...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: Rule 34 says it's also the schtick of ce...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: Here you go: "Fuck Grapefruit" https://x... ★3
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: kxh I thought Mortal Kombat emptied the ...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: Only a thoroughly henpecked husband woul...
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05: I wish I could tell that to the sitting ... ★6
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04: No thanks; I've already got the red one....
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: As far as I can tell, in The Bible , God... ★2
Comment to comic 4289 on 2017-03-04: I don't use an ad blocker, but I do use ...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04: So it isn't about helping critically inj...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-04: Ritalin (methylphenidate HCl) and Addera...
Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-04: I thought the red shirted guy was Alvin.... ★1
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-03-04: Is that song on Spoofy?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-03-04: And with the money they save, he can buy...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-03-04: Is it possible to write music anymore wi...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: And Bender needs a source of the compoun...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: that's magic how it's not effing giving ...
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: What's the tutorial for how to deal with... ★3
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: Does it involve global warming? ★1
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: If there were an animated version of tha... ★2
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: What means of preventing page widening w...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Alcohol is an illegal drug in some Musli...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24: You get a badge when the sheriff is look...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24: If elves age as slowly as Tolkien descri... ★2
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: In the book Big Secrets: The Uncensored ... ★4
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-22: The Windows 10 "assistant" is named afte...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22: Would you rather have Big Gabe N from Va...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: "How to Leave Comments as a Character! A... ★3
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: I think OIDTD's point is that the dearth... ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Who'd want to breed with a former pro ba... ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Credit where credit is due: That's "The ... ★4
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: I for one found it reasonable to assume ...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Every work of authorship is copyrighted ... ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Fact: Role play is a thing. Fact: Noodle... ★1
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-20: That appears to be a long-exposure extre...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-20: The gloves are wrist length if the "kid ...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: Even if I'm a puppet, I'm wireless. ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: Except for the Speaker of the House and ...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18: Was it about how RT is pяopagaиda?
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: They're black gloves. The individual fin...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Garfield doesn't use full stops either.
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Insurance requires the primary care prov... ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: When you start a bar in downtown DC, you...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: They're not exact matches for the concep... ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Unless Walter meant both you and that cy...
Comment to comic 387 on 2017-02-15: Agreed; "musical fruit" makes more sense... ★1
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: The background line work isn't gray anym...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: That or he doesn't want her to die of ob...
Comment to comic 651 on 2017-02-15: Grey doesn't know it's not Blue's.
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: @lunarLegion In Grandma's case, menopaus... ★1
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: Jiminy
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: > 凸 There's a Tetris block emoji?
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: Public library.
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: Kris pointed out a crossover in a recent... ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: "There is no honour without pie." --Bob,...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: Love the gay person, hate the gay activi...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: I'd bet none of the places happen to be ... ★1
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: For such a hated commenter, blue4029 sur...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: Note to self: Lobby for inclusion of ext...
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06: It means the shirts are sleeveless, but ... ★1
Comment to comic 652 on 2017-02-05: One reason to make Bechdel-positive comi...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: If anything, I'm the photosynthesizer ar...
Comment to comic 92 on 2017-02-03: In the Smash fan community, "tech" means...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03: His name wasn't Pino, was it? ★5
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: CORRECTION: I think I misconverted the t...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Got continuity questions? The artists ar...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Or Genesis v. Mega Drive? I bring this u...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Very little could sound sillier than the...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Googlefight! Google Search for c&h comic...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: I thought Cards Against Humanity was CAH...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Explosm LLC is the company that publishe...
Comment to comic 1232 on 2017-02-01: Said every kid at dinnertime after Terri... ★2
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Same joke over and over, little breadth ... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Why not ask him? His name is Gabe Adams.... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: And here's some wind to turn your turbin...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: I prefer Afrin. Because it's topical, it...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Probably because there's no "Explain C&H... ★2
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Only for people who are unhealthily inac...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: Do the cops know the Shoryuken?
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Just be very careful to mention only the...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: Tetris block? ★2
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: How so? Goats know what it's like to hav... ★4
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: Some people grow up. Congratulations.
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: RCG comment means a comment linking to t...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: "Narwhal" and "walrus" both come from Ol... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: If I'm made out of wood, am I black or w... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: If I grab you, do I become invincible fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: So do Kris's characters have a "genetic ...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Lewis Carroll said. OIDTD's comment ment... ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Three guesses: A. Humpty Dumpty B. Dr. R... ★3
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Wargaming miniatures with the same sub-S...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: That or Mary was acting as a surrogate m... ★4
Comment to comic 2634 on 2017-01-23: Not anymore.
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Someone who habitually makes unconstruct...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: But these aren't Jehovah's Witnesses, an... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: The denomination takes its name from Isa...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-23: "Song For The King Of Kings", the ending...
Comment to comic 4266 on 2017-01-23: Look up "whore" in the English to French...
Comment to comic 4266 on 2017-01-23: Out-of-order comic IDs happen most often...
Comment to comic 4266 on 2017-01-23: And does voter intimidation count as "hi...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: He ended up deciding to keep MF for the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Stack Overflow handles this in two ways.... ★1
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: Osama, the King of All Cosmos from Katam...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: Eye or thigh? https://xkcd.com/321/
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Let me guess: You supported Herman "nine...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: That's why I read stick figure comics by...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Someone else knows about the band Herman...
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: No, the new US President's standard fema... ★5
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Darn right guns don't kill people. "Bull...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Only because Santa's sleigh is pulled by... ★3
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: By listening for sound bouncing off his ...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Betelgeuse? You gotta be Keaton me. ★1
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Because it's not a thumped comment. Actu...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: We don't need no stinking badges. Or bad... ★2
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16: That or Narnia, where black hat has been... ★3
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: One of three fan chat rooms. Cool Kids C...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Wolverine has the healing factor of a Hi... ★2
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: It's like the difference between "boundi... ★1
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Green Bay, Wisconsin, is a city in the n... ★2
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: It's not shaped like a ball, and they do... ★2
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Did someone say play-off? http://explosm... ★2
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: Good questions. Do you plan on "sinning"... ★1
Comment to comic 536 on 2017-01-13: Does that walking stick double as the Pi... ★2
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: No, just the TV. They're playing Blades ...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: What's so not "proper" about Welsh? The ...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Lately it appears that Hi-kick is in fac...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: If you want a badge, ask your local law ...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: It's by using mathematical symbols inste... ★1
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: It is if the comics have the same initia...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-10: The modern-day descendant of the origina... ★1
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: PSES is right. Plants are Grass type, wh...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: A cuckold or "cuck" is someone who gives...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: You forgot sildenafil citrate. Years aft...
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: A # at the start of a line of Markdown m... ★1
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: If you tell, and your spouse consents, i... ★1
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Some producers of creative works give th...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: It explains the sudden appearance of han... ★1
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Someone from a culture that doesn't wear... ★1
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: While waiting for a Rob comic, you could...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: You're thinking of "Hand Me a Beer" http... ★2
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: So that's why they call it a "money mark...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: Usually in that situation I shut up. Thi...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: If you use Greasemonkey or TamperMonkey,... ★2
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: You've been shipped all right: to grocer... ★4
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: But I do know what to drink: a tall glas...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: Ride... or... DIE! Ride or DIE! DIE DIE ...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: Dewott and Houndoom are both Field egg g... ★2
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07: @Itsyaboy No, only your orientation.
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07: Do they laugh because you're a talking b... ★1
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07: Older phone operating systems don't supp...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07: "What do you call a dog with no legs?" A...
Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07: Neither will Soothsayer probably, given ...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: From top to bottom: come to a complete s...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: ASCII M4N's entire comment uses the Basi... ★2
Comment to comic 3773 on 2017-01-06: Too young to grow one. The scenario appe...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: His life coach. Taking a running jump wo... ★1
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: 2 and 3 You want "adoption".
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: Given a good example, every can to ☺.
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: Because if you make a habit of ass -umin...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: If the pregnancy threatens to kill the m... ★2
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04: I heard it as "I'm in need of a guy."
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: Say it's a feet-us once the feet are for... ★2
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: Try the NES game Kabuki Quantum Fighter ...
Comment to comic 3278 on 2017-01-04: It's not so weird. Shoot a 1/6 probabili...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: By that token, a mother's right to swing...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: In Shelley's Frankenstein , the creature... ★4
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: Perhaps you're both right. It could be o...
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: But we can use standard practices elsewh... ★3
Comment to comic 2983 on 2017-01-03: PSES must eventually get what he deserve...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: If you have a Microsoft account, join Ar...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: In my experience, ʘ Target has faster li...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: And there's evidence that Janus is in tu...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-03: Go ahead and be the psycho who answers "...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-03: In cartoon world, not all species have b...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Is otherkin a phase, or does it last ?
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Mr. Trump could have fooled me the way h...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Or as a lot of inexperienced Spanish spe... ★2
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: A lot of people can't remember one N and...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Put on an extra layer or two under your ...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: "fuck. Abort!" If you didn't do the form... ★4
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Or "pan-dering" because he's pan-sexual.... ★1
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Were Leckenby, Hopwood, Green, and Whitw...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: The Orfield Labs anechoic chamber in Min... ★4
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Lither
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: To a scam baiter, a virus alert fulfills...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Outube.com (sic) is as of today a fake v...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28: PROTIP: One easy way to tell a Digimon f... ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28: Someone in Noodle's band must like Milk ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28: Unlike Pokémon, humans can actually die.... ★1
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: If Aquaman is a pirate, then doesn't tha... ★2
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: That's the conceit in Honey, I Shrunk th... ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Black hole is just the minimum radius ne...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: Put a backslash before punctuation to di...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: Now binge on SMBC, xkcd, and Square Root...
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: But what would it take to make Ubuntu jo...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: If the holographic principle is true, an... ★1
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Powerpuff Girls hands appear to work lik...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: SpongeBob EnixPants. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: If you've blown Windows away, install Xu... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Unless that family treats Advent more li... ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: It does literally mean "God is great." B...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Your restaurant happens to share a name ...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: If Explosm ever gives an option to censo... ★5
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: A prion doesn't have DNA. I see seed cre...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Then order a stuffed hippo online and ha...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21: Which Karma might that be? Fire_Mutt was...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21: Not if the ellipsis denotes a removal or... ★3
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Be careful, as that kind of bump on a ma...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Then try gaming on 8-bit. You can run an... ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Where there are at least two H's, it swi...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Can an Asian person be a "cracker" too? ...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20: Twice. As in 2D, who sounds like the 2 n... ★1
Comment to comic 1050 on 2016-12-20: Because the cameras that we send into ca...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: How can someone be both a donkey and a d...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: Thanks for volunteering to clean the toi... ★1
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: Down syndrome is a genetic defect. But s...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19: The trouble with some accents is that if... ★2
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18: If you illegally download Judas Priest's...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: As someone who doesn't lie because it'd ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-12-17: So that's where Cyborg Noodle got to.
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: *"viewers like you. Thank you." (PBS has... ★1
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: Which kind of smashed? Melee or Smash Fo...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: Be nice. Now that #1 and #2 are known an...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: I guess it's like an oyster, where you p...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: Yeah, CDs are good for getting lossless ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: Translation: "It's a trap!"
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: LoL NeoGAF
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: "Man in suit want me eat vegetable. But ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-12-17: If Satan is white, then what color is Go...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: In context, "the store" probably means t...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: I'm currently not tracking comic favorit...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: C&H characters also have huge heads. And... ★1
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: I got these: Ponos (Croatian and Slovene...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: According to "Show individual comments" ...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: MC is looking at a report of most freque...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Throat doctors still use head mirrors.
Comment to comic 4077 on 2016-12-14: They have ears. It's just that cartoon c... ★1
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: @blue Are those the same FUCKS that it a...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Do they taste like fish? "I want your so...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Consider yourself referencemancipated.
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: A "shitposter" is someone who habitually...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Perhaps it makes you cringe because it's...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: @NS As opposed to my gimmick, which is m...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: @NS Welcome back. I thought I'd inadvert...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Wizards in Terry Pratchett's Discworld a... ★1
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: I think there's a killfile filter on Gre...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Octarine is ultraviolet, similar to a bl...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Telling others to drink bleach used to b...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: They spend time with family, and they gi...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-12: That or people using up their insurance ...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: JWs don't celebrate Christmas either. In...
Comment to comic 2166 on 2016-12-11: Two years later, xkcd would also address... ★1
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Original comic: http://files.explosm.net...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: So I guess it was sort of like "incitefu... ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Last time I checked, Discord didn't work...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: VISS TAH
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Looked it up: Assyria's capital during m... ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: oih : tunic lifted to reveal butt cheeks...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: But you do have Chinese New Year (春节) a ...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: For the equivalent of $3K each, a privat...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: You don't need spoilers in space. But yo...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Sing these lines: "But all the praying j...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: The best way to "attack" Mr. Trump would...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: That's a sucky sucky comic.
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: In case you've fugghottenaboutit, Wiktio...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: They have junk. (See comics 4423 and 442...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: If I had an uncle Jack, and he was breed...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: @Itsyaboy The incident was covered on th...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: And in Delta Kappa Epsilon at Yale, no m...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Looking for dQw4 won't save you. There's...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: But aren't .be sites in Belgium? I thoug...
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: Planned Parenthood is a U.S. organizatio... ★3
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: You're innocent until proven guilty, and... ★2
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Pants are the sack that covers the botto...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: We can dance if we want to. You can kiss... ★4
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: MetelGeWse, MetelGeWse, MetelGeWse!
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Linux is a four star kernel. ★1
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-05: Not if you occasionally use your Genesis... ★1
Comment to comic 1231 on 2016-12-05: True. But confusing similar-looking frat...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: In universe, hair is seen as feminine. (... ★2
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: Same here. I almost think Dave wrote the... ★2
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Tie between Mitochondrial Eve and Y Chro...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: Wikipedia says "Plush" by STP charted: H...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: More top of mind awareness: I say "Clint...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: I like snowmen because they're shaped li...
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: This is called "top of mind awareness". ...
Comment to comic 2005 on 2016-12-03: Whatever happened to the wild mass guess...
Comment to comic 4233 on 2016-12-03: Watch Poverty Ghost dispute the strike o...
Comment to comic 2242 on 2016-12-03: Donald Trump, on the other hand, had sim... ★1
Comment to comic 157 on 2016-12-03: Does the "steal this comic" discussion i...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: That and DEATHWING.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: I'd recommend assuming good faith. Sever...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: It's not crypto at all, just several lay...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Unless the warp star is shielding the da... ★1
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Question this and you question the logic...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Daddy's riding a Warp Star. This isn't t... ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: @Noodle It was a spoiler for the latest ...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: tci is another panel without trousers. K...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Better a smart ass than a dumb elephant.... ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: pta and slb also show lack of pants, at ...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I don't see where "3 days" comes from. M...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Majority means more than half, which wou...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Then I'll mention people with vitiligo w...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: There's also a hypothesis among parts of...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: For the record: The "Check out my rockin...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Not all denominations teach the Trinity....
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: The other suns are so far away that litt...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-30: I remembered having discussed it before,... ★1
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Back they they called it "scriptures" or...
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: How many Boosts or Tings are 100 Virgins...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-29: Dabiq magazine has been published online...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-29: I think it's the former. The tunic theor... ★2
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Or at living in the world where musical ...
Comment to comic 1469 on 2016-11-27: Android? You turn into something cool li... ★1
Comment to comic 2602 on 2016-11-27: There are rumors on the Internets that P...
Comment to comic 2602 on 2016-11-27: "doomed to die within their first year" ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Not Spartans like MCPO John-117, I assum... ★1
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Summary for those unable to click throug... ★2
Comment to comic 1926 on 2016-11-26: The wolf didn't want Practy to shut the ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Would Noodle be dumb for the same reason...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Turn it into a time machine and meet som...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Soreness during exercise is lactic acid ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Had your mom thought that, you wouldn't ... ★3
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: More recent counterexample: Katherine Jo...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: As opposed to "She Ain't Got No Legs" by...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: One counterexample was eighteenth centur...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Is there a difference between a real vam...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: Go into fast food places and ask if they... ★2
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: If you have to work today, try pinching ...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: @lunar @Zog That only works if you've al... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Nonlethal rounds from a bamboo gun. ★2
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Vladimir the Whore. (Look up the French ...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: That KJV/Shakespeare language is not Old... ★1
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: You must have been really confused back ... ★1
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: It'll be easier if you've studied Latin,...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-21: @CC Yet apparently the National Socialis...
Comment to comic 4062 on 2016-11-21: Among pro-life advocates, only a small m... ★1
Comment to comic 2986 on 2016-11-21: Isn't "cunt" the opposite of "can"? ★5
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Green could have used some "jopsticks" t... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Then it's also the sharpening effect of ...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @SS I'll try to simplify. CD-quality WAV...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: A "spotted dick" would taste like a suet...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: By Phantom Tollbooth rules or WordWorld ...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Sound quality per kbps is also a valid m...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Also a slang term for throwing Windows o...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: How else is a doe rabbit supposed to fee...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Would a mash-up between The Full Monty a... ★2
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Naa, na na, nanana naa, nanana naa, Hey ... ★2
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @N Or just really long shirts. The style...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Neither did Chancellor Hitler when first...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: The fingers become visible when a charac...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18: I imagine getting the rights to The Matr...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Calling me Pinto because I'm the bomb, I...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @PG Or else it gets the bitches and hos ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Space Jam just turned 20, and I'm still ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: It'd probably say "Gold Hat", from The T...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: There's a term for conservative but not ...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18: Just wait till Mario warps to world 4 an... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: The alternative right is the sort of rea... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Found it: http://explosm.net/comics/3290...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Ticks are blood-sucking creatures. Poly ... ★2
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Especially when Catholicism teaches a bu... ★2
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Both Dewott and Houndour are in the "fie... ★1
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: OG* Game Boy, Game Boy Color, or Game Bo...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Only because the matrix simulated a year...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: And when he says what amounts to "Kick m...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: "If you want the sexist out, I'd be glad...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Case in point: We're all here as fans of... ★1
Comment to comic 1258 on 2016-11-15: It's at least better for a slave's baby ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Is it better to share a name with Puffy ...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: As opposed to Square Root of Minus Garfi...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: A true "Last" would happen in a comment ...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: You need fresh water to survive, but you...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: I love donkey / Donkey don't lie / I lov...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: *Pinocchio In the original novel, it was... ★1
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-14: Because we don't need no stinkin' badges...
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-14: Not quite the best example for two reaso... ★2
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-14: Spoken: Spanish has all clear vowels, an...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-13: It affects which industries I see as inh...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-13: In Alzheimer's, you can't remember anyth...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: My point is that since accommodation bec...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Ancient Hebrew and Greek used little if ...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Since 1990 or so, when laws have require... ★1
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Just call him "1 Term Donald" the way he...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Limiting "rights" to murder or steal is ...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Thank you for the correction.
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Unlike Star Wars films, Metal Gear Solid...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Turns out we might be able to very soon....
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: I figured as much, and here's why: "Choc... ★1
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: To lighten the mood, here's Noodle with ... ★1
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: As a part-time game dev myself, I'd have... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Mr. Trump is known for his nicknaming ha... ★1
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Correct. Plurality is the largest count ...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: In which city of which country?
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Neither party got 50 percent of the popu...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09: @BS3 Thanks for explaining your rational...
Comment to comic 2484 on 2016-11-08: I want my, I want my, I want my MTV
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Knowingly wasting other people's time wi...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Humans in space still depend on regular ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: "defund Planned Parenthood" If all the m...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Trump won in part because he promised to...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: It's muscle atrophy. Without exercise, t...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: "Goddammit, damn dammit, damn damn!" (Al...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: You know why there's no evidence that un... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: If it means I don't have to watch anothe...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Does baldness even need to be cured? In ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: With single-member districts and first-p...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Is that why your kingdom is trying to Br...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Not before electronic telecommunications...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: A write-in vote for Bernie is a vote for...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Either that or Hi-kick ★1
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Is Biafra like Africa except everybody l...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: Of course giants have parents. They have... ★1
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: I'm told they taste like either pork or ...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Is this another stealth ad for C&H plush... ★2
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Anything has to be better than The Last ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: It acknowledged the reality of slavery. ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Under current law, everything is copyrig...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: So the Blue Period isn't what women in t... ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: The grammar was fine if you learned to s...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: One comments section for The Bible is ca...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: What does that say about the X box and t... ★2
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Step 2 (familiarity with lore) is what I...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Probably most of us. Real life adult hum...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: les wobble but they don't fall down
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Google search for guffawing returns a ze... ★1
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: It probably runs on Who Framed Roger Rab...
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: Portmanteau of cuff and guffawing
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: Let me guess: Pig Latin for "Chet is a f...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Or they did wrap the arms and legs, but ...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: The god of people who get a boner for re...
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-11-01: @IDEK The video game Ethnic Cleansing wa... ★2
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: I prefer Cracked Men .
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: If you want lotsa spaghetti, go back to ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: After the accident, Vader used an oxygen...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: I knew about Leia, but what source menti...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31: @Noodle Fazbear or Krueger?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31: I went as Gus the Weeble, with my cowork...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31: Or as the monster, whose name is Adam Fr...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Disney's Doctor Strange was released in ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Orange makes two errors in his rambling ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: "Real AF" in the sense of actually being...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I guess it's like the "Untooned" fad: Ma...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-30: Case in point: There's no such thing as ...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-30: I read this evidence (4042, 4232, and 42...
Comment to comic 1274 on 2016-10-30: For that, I'd have to ask the troll to g... ★1
Comment to comic 1274 on 2016-10-30: Did you try politely asking the fellow w...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: @a858 Did someone trained in "gorilla wa...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Especially because a god wouldn't have a...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I've only sacrificed one virgin. It was ... ★3
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Ubj ybat jvyy guvf rapelcgvba ynfg ?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Autocorrect for "shat", I assume
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-29: It's the User-agent name of the spider i...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Starting a line with a # character in Ma... ★1
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: A sound produced by completely obstructi...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: Predicate object tense subject: Eaten or... ★1
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: The $ (dollar sign) stands for other cur...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: Someone who needs a new hair dryer or ba...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: Why’d he cut folks off Medicaid Why’d he...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: The original filename as of when I wake ...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: version 1: http://files.explosm.net/comi... ★2
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: Only if you've been telling lies.
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: I didn't. I saw "OJ" in the first panel ...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: Is that what you add to a Cynthia to mak...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @BS3 I haven't added a feature to my sea...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: That was the account's first comment. Bu...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Currently I Ctrl+F for "Pino". I thought... ★1
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Do you like ostriches, kiwis, and pengui...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Just write UN above the B&.
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I'm not privy to internals of the commen...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: That's Ice Man in the first Mega Man gam...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: In my humble opinion, you ended up readi...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: "Nana" could be confused with the female...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: There are ways to make a passphrase with...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: It's "Granma" when a hot shower changes ... ★1
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Go ask Angelica, Tommy, Phil, and Lil.
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Is Angie's list any better?
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: MoleStation: Sony's answer to the Ninten...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: After the first two panels it looks like... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: I thought a reaper's job was not to kill...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Lately, with the decline in the practice...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Dry Bones uses Blue Shell. It's super ef... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Skeleton creatures can stand for the sam...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: How fast does a swallow (family Hirundin...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Mammals are named after mammary glands. ...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Even if the nose isn't big enough to pro...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Do Lalaloopsy dolls freak Coraline fans ...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: It doesn't need to be "literally right i...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: "Come on Pinocchio, tell me a HUGE lie."... ★1
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: I'm willing to forgive and forget once y...
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: ...that the Pokémon Storage System added...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-23: Neither any time soon, if God wills it.
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: 53. Make your selection now.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: *for or against All I care about is whet...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Is RIPa858 also fake? Previous similar u...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: A shot at a "normal" camera position doe...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Penguins swim by effectively flying in w...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Give me a couple scenarios when Polish p...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: The things you mention aren't all that o... ★1
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Other male characters who wear some sort...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: There's a difference between Cteklite's ...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: It's called dramatic lighting. A two sho...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: That'd require 6 limbs, which would inte...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: It's Markdown followed by an HTML tag wh...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: Sex, or s oftware ex change, is a ritual... ★1
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: Of course you can get STDs. An STD is a ...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: @BS3 He who smelt it dealt it.
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: Because you're on a stair climbing machi...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: Because some users post comments worth r...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Google the "No means yes, yes means anal...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Main character in the comic strip Other ...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Some children wish they had teachers tha...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-19: @PG You can see what I look like from my...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-19: Two there are: master and apprentice.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: The dalton (Da) is a metric unit of atom... ★2
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Cyinade? Is that what the cultists drank... ★3
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Or at least someone who grew up in the s...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: In the TV series The Dukes of Hazzard , ...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: The Limited Wardrobe trope applies in Ar... ★2
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: That's called a coupe. The front seat ti...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: That or Clorox has become so tolerable t...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-18: They're characters in That Other Stick F...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: I don't see how that'd work. The two pri... ★1
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Bwaaoowaaaw... If the opening of "Driven...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: Cueball, Megan, Ponytail, Black Hat ★1
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: dis v. (Slang) show disrespect toward It...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: Full body shot of my character. If China...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: How did Milli Vanilli perform live? Answ...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: Probably real estate developer Tom Nook....
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: One can be a Pokémon and a ghost. http:/...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: They won't get any legs from me. https:/...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16: First there was the MP3, then the MP4, t...
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16: "Citizen's arrest. I don't need no stink...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: There's no number in default.jpg. So I u...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: If you can write constructive comments w... ★3
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Each comment has a comment ID. Each comi...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: I now pronounce you wife and waifu. ★5
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: "Haloween"? Are you going as Master Chie...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: If you get cancer down there, you may ne... ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: The intro to Pepper Ann shows Pepper Ann...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: A bleach joke that's actually fresh. I d... ★3
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: You live in DVD Region 2, where it's eas...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: A cross between Pinocchio and one of tho...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: And mine is similar, just less harsh.
Comment to comic 1909 on 2016-10-12: "ASL?" Panel 5: Mike signs "Never heard ...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I haven't seen the film either, but Goog...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: Latin speakers decided the forbidden fru... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: Anyone who wants to keep poo-borne illne... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: If the line for a "happy ending" at one ... ★2
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: No exchange of body fluids + hand washin...
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: Google said yes about 429,000 times. Sou... ★2
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09: 'k' is made of sticks, and 's' is made o...
Comment to comic 4091 on 2016-10-08: Some people have less opportunity to get...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: Roughly: "You're not wise. You're bad an... ★1
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: Reading C&H and xkcd on the toilet while...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: They're easier to get when you cite the ...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: In the dung beetle simulator game Katama...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Welsh uses both Y and W as vowels.
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: The first (U+1F198) is "SOS" in a square...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04: And Latin letters aren't? ★1
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04: "Pornocchio: It's not his nose that grow...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04: LoL is a sport only as long as Riot allo...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04: Translated from toki pona: "Go intercour...
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03: Forcing your lungs down to functional re...
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03: Agreed. I don't know what condition Yell...
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02: Probably in the head. In earlier comics,...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: Mixing/mastering a CD that has to be out...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: Would you believe me if I said I use it ...
Comment to comic 2434 on 2016-10-01: Not in most states of the United States,...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: True. Many "appliance"-type devices, suc...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: That's a start, as Glad is 80% owned by ...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: Dell Inspiron mini 1012 purchased in Mar...
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: Can't be worse than the iTampon. Or the ...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30: Pokémon GO was released in July 2016. A ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Email scammers use bad grammar on purpos...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: The art style of South Park is minimalis...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Just as Donkey Kong has no donkey, Goats... ★1
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Not if you're Donkey Kong.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Moral: Don't try to know everything. Kno...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Keep up the good work, Cteklite. I've al...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Windex is by SC Johnson. Formula 409 is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Rake me
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: step one, oʍʇ dǝʇs, step three
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: sɹǝʇʇǝן uʍop-ǝpısdn s,ʞɔoןq ɐdı ǝpoɔıun ...
Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26: Don't flip your 360 too much or it might... ★2
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: And then bleach the sheets the next day ...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25: On their computers. Fedora is for nice g...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: A contented psychokinetic boy with a hum... ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: Ask Ichigo Kurosaki.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: You can still write tips and jokes about...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-24: "I can spell 'properly' and about ten ot...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: To start a line with an asterisk, you ne...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: Laser tag places offer birthday party ro...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: Was Michael Vick there too? ★1
Comment to comic 371 on 2016-09-24: Could be a front for Mighty Whitey Group...
Comment to comic 371 on 2016-09-24: White trash bags and black power lines ?...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: I don't see an ॐ anywhere ★2
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: If they want more ideas, they need to br...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: That was an ass-te-risky choice of desig... ★3
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: So "tit for tat" doesn't mean showing bo...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: College, grad school, trade school, and ...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Pingas pingas pingas in the Dr. Robotnik...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: Probably because Joker would escape any ...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: "Hello" Kitty White is as much a cat as ...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: When "pus" comes from the Greek nominati...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: Talking about this movie? http://www.imd...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: Yup, is a meal on a stick, looking sort ...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: With baldness so widespread among men in... ★3
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: Someone has to scare the trick-or-treate...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: My Halloween costume requires some stren...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Break out the "Cascade with the Power of...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Astrophysicist probably confuses C&H wit...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: It's just like that time Henry Ford made...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: I don't see how. I use your product twic... ★2
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Languages divide the spectral space into...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: There was a time when I wasn't cool eith...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Pepperidge Farm remembers. But it's not ...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Or one of the ninja flagging gorillas.
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14: Offscreen in the last panel: "The kind w...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13: Governor Gary Johnson is running for Pre... ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13: I thought Rhenium was the wizard around ... ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13: Of course they do. Robes allow air circu... ★1
Comment to comic 1684 on 2016-09-13: And real football, the kind y⚽u actually... ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13: If you're a U.S. registered voter and do... ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13: "How does he hear the difference?" "Typo... ★1
Comment to comic 1311 on 2016-09-12: Somehow the panel on the far left got cu... ★3
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12: Though http://explosm.net/comics/1311 st...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12: Will you also be commenting on old comic...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11: You don't need to melt them, just soften...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11: The international standard (ISO 8601) pu...
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10: Two theories: A. Dye job B. This is how ...
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10: Fortunately, she's not a Weeble because ...
Comment to comic 1605 on 2016-09-07: The Droste gimmick reminds me of xkcd #6...
Comment to comic 4337 on 2016-09-07: They're inline on Twitter, just not here...
Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-09-07: Rectuuus... dominuuus...
Comment to comic 836 on 2016-09-07: It looks like the hippie has been "ent"a...
Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-09-07: To avoid appearing unconstructive, I've ...
Comment to comic 3911 on 2016-09-07: It's spelled "would" unless you're makin... ★2
Comment to comic 2354 on 2016-09-07: To avoid mixed signals during date sex, ...
Comment to comic 4047 on 2016-09-07: Sheeple like Baabara, Cashmere, Eunice, ... ★1
Comment to comic 3856 on 2016-09-07: *coincidence You know headphones on your...
Comment to comic 3793 on 2016-09-07: TIP: A fictional dog may respond better ... ★1
Comment to comic 3753 on 2016-09-07: How would a coffin that thin be able to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07: ピ Now that's a katakana pi. ★1
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07: You're actually right. CLX on NYSE has h...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07: They could be hooked up to servos, like ...
Comment to comic 785 on 2016-09-07: Puppet and son at the same time perhaps ...
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-09-07: Five words explain why it has a sequel: ...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07: The movie RoboCop shows how lethal a poo...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07: That makes two of us here who balance on...
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06: If you're homeless, you may qualify for ...
Comment to comic 3121 on 2016-09-06: After the laugh track dies down, dad exp... ★1
Comment to comic 3290 on 2016-09-06: Ticks are blood-sucking creatures; poly ... ★2
Comment to comic 3335 on 2016-09-06: Yeah, but the pop-up ad said "singles", ...
Comment to comic 3845 on 2016-09-06: WILSON!
Comment to comic 3044 on 2016-09-06: I was expecting a d20 joke.
Comment to comic 2361 on 2016-09-06: That's three times as many as the River ...
Comment to comic 1864 on 2016-09-06: Concept resembles the YouTube Poop video...
Comment to comic 1839 on 2016-09-06: That or he has to sit to sign. ★2
Comment to comic 1799 on 2016-09-06: The Miami Dolphins went 1W-15L in 2007 a...
Comment to comic 1851 on 2016-09-05: A scene where people mutilate their toes... ★5
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05: You're right. Most of the examples at ht...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05: A conviction for possession of child por...
Comment to comic 1124 on 2016-09-05: ...and this is why subtitles were invent...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05: Green should've been able to tell by the...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04: A ho. Or an "erotic escort" if you must....
Comment to comic 3691 on 2016-09-04: Yet somehow the Grim Reaper doesn't kill...
Comment to comic 3507 on 2016-09-04: 3507 is LOSE upside down. And when you L... ★2
Comment to comic 1636 on 2016-09-04: Grimace is joking. He's the shake monste...
Comment to comic 659 on 2016-09-04: I figured it out: Green is holding a Cra... ★1
Comment to comic 3500 on 2016-09-04: Isn't this the plot of Disney's Aladdin ... ★1
Comment to comic 2918 on 2016-09-04: The dad isn't David "Miscarriage" Miscav...
Comment to comic 2898 on 2016-09-04: Let me guess: Building a startup on week...
Comment to comic 2806 on 2016-09-04: Why scare? Anyone who's seen Monsters In...
Comment to comic 2824 on 2016-09-04: But how would I arrange for my junk to b...
Comment to comic 2863 on 2016-09-04: "Eyes in my teeth, I can't see 'cause I'...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04: Sell-sexual
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04: There's a shaved girl in http://explosm....
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Perhaps pink is how the art style repres...
Comment to comic 2030 on 2016-09-03: This CSS in Explosm.net's stylesheet has...
Comment to comic 2301 on 2016-09-03: I'm more likely to play the game with Fi...
Comment to comic 2131 on 2016-09-03: How would you make a bomb out of fluorin... ★1
Comment to comic 2063 on 2016-09-03: Agreed. My first thought was that "Space...
Comment to comic 1241 on 2016-09-03: All right, here's your Koch! (Gives lite...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Or at least get something other than a S...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: If that's what Bigfoot's big feet look l...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Perhaps that's why Gray in http://explos...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Friends or patients? A doctor is allowed...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: It's like Dilbert or Hello Kitty. The li...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Probably the same way she does.
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03: Previous comic showing pOnOs http://expl...
Comment to comic 3104 on 2016-09-02: Is it still texting and driving if you c...
Comment to comic 2410 on 2016-09-02: Top result for Google wheelchair tango a... ★1
Comment to comic 1892 on 2016-09-02: "...but that's not important right now."...
Comment to comic 747 on 2016-09-02: So I guess this is the opposite of Brawl...
Comment to comic 135 on 2016-09-02: But if most other men they meet are bald...
Comment to comic 1627 on 2016-09-02: Allusion to the song and music video "Bl...
Comment to comic 4087 on 2016-09-02: First draw a new profile photo. At the t...
Comment to comic 4104 on 2016-09-02: Super No-entiendo Entertainment System
Comment to comic 4101 on 2016-09-02: Then what's a suntan? White people are a... ★1
Comment to comic 1763 on 2016-09-02: Kirby? I thought this was Cyanide & Happ... ★7
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02: Why not? Speculating on the logic of the...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02: @OM Remembered much of it; looked it up ...
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02: It's generally not well received to post...
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02: In other words, it's like measure words ... ★1
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02: I found the examples: https://allthetrop...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: Sometimes loving your neighbor includes ...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: Korean banking sites specifically need o... ★1
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: List-form articles on Cracked.com are us...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: Edge is IE 12+, but it also has a lot of...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: Someone who wants a child but cannot fat...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: This isn't meant to last This is for rig... ★2
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31: Let me guess: Count von Count instead ge...
Comment to comic 4118 on 2016-08-30: Careful with the time machine to assassi...
Comment to comic 4105 on 2016-08-30: Members of the Blood gang can form the w...
Comment to comic 4097 on 2016-08-30: PROTIP: Press Enter twice to make a para... ★1
Comment to comic 4073 on 2016-08-30: Let me guess: another fan of Sting's sol...
Comment to comic 4020 on 2016-08-30: Not showing feet might work in some situ...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-30: "Be cagey" or KGB?
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: I've read some more progressive tellings... ★1
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: When you multiply √ by itself, it become...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: In the hope that someone else will discu...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: Papa is disturbed by the fact that Green... ★2
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: Papa bear can walk on his hind legs but ... ★1
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29: Upstate bison that upstate bison harass ...
Comment to comic 3022 on 2016-08-29: Spoiler alert: It takes ten seconds. ★2
Comment to comic 2203 on 2016-08-29: Some local dialects of English have "neg... ★7
Comment to comic 4045 on 2016-08-29: Would the same ban have applied to photo...
Comment to comic 4142 on 2016-08-29: I prefer to make greeting cards on my co...
Comment to comic 3251 on 2016-08-29: Threeve? At least that's what I heard on...
Comment to comic 4136 on 2016-08-28: There are plenty of gay furry webcomics....
Comment to comic 3180 on 2016-08-28: The tidiness condition is called "obsess...
Comment to comic 1847 on 2016-08-28: Be careful. Blink too fast and you might...
Comment to comic 2503 on 2016-08-28: She can if he kneels. ★2
Comment to comic 1684 on 2016-08-28: Yet athletes still wear a cup.
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27: I don't run an ad blocker, but a lot of ...
Comment to comic 3049 on 2016-08-27: What do you call one plus two? A three-s... ★1
Comment to comic 2436 on 2016-08-27: Lick finger, rub pOnOs, lick finger, yup...
Comment to comic 4062 on 2016-08-27: Many jurisdictions allow mothers to leav... ★1
Comment to comic 3869 on 2016-08-27: I'm inclined to agree. If knowledge is p...
Comment to comic 2163 on 2016-08-27: Or that part in Generations where James ...
Comment to comic 1483 on 2016-08-26: He has a pOnOs and a Fleshlight.
Comment to comic 1432 on 2016-08-26: Or for the Trust and Safety department o...
Comment to comic 2568 on 2016-08-26: Not so unusual. See #2562 for instance.
Comment to comic 4149 on 2016-08-26: There are a lot of lonely men who wish t...
Comment to comic 4145 on 2016-08-26: I took the metaphor as referring to hous... ★2
Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26: If you liked that short, you might like ...
Comment to comic 3182 on 2016-08-24: How did a head that big come out of Mrs....
Comment to comic 4048 on 2016-08-24: I agree, especially once I stopped to fi... ★2
Comment to comic 4020 on 2016-08-24: If you're indoors and thus can't step ba...
Comment to comic 3866 on 2016-08-24: The first year of a four-year program is...
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24: xkcd.com I guess
Comment to comic 3934 on 2016-08-24: No, that's his father. The Son of Man ca...
Comment to comic 3908 on 2016-08-24: Especially after Obamacaid.
Comment to comic 2830 on 2016-08-24: Of course cavemen have grammar. With no ... ★1
Comment to comic 3704 on 2016-08-24: So long as it isn't 3 HEIL HITLERs.
Comment to comic 2984 on 2016-08-24: Compact Disc Digital Audio is how you bu...
Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23: Publish model sheets and universe bible ...
Comment to comic 2830 on 2016-08-23: Ein Volk, ein Reich, Ayn Rand.
Comment to comic 2800 on 2016-08-23: Pastorale → asleep at wheel → lead foot ... ★2
Comment to comic 1644 on 2016-08-23: For the same reason we're light brown or... ★3
Comment to comic 2701 on 2016-08-23: You're right. A fiddler would do somethi... ★3
Comment to comic 1602 on 2016-08-23: You're referring to the entepicondyle ne... ★1
Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23: Fingers show up when a character makes a...
Comment to comic 1634 on 2016-08-22: They do now. An electrolaser ionizes the...
Comment to comic 1188 on 2016-08-22: Only until pupa-rty. ★5
Comment to comic 2962 on 2016-08-22: So gay men can't make formula?
Comment to comic 3282 on 2016-08-22: So it isn't the Marlon Brando impersonat... ★2
Comment to comic 4108 on 2016-08-22: I thought only Fox survived in Final Des...
Comment to comic 3422 on 2016-08-21: GIRL = Guy In Real Life ★1
Comment to comic 3826 on 2016-08-21: It's like doing a handjob, just with the...
Comment to comic 2718 on 2016-08-21: For that condition you need therapy, the...
Comment to comic 2519 on 2016-08-21: I thought buying a third controller was ... ★1
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21: Pretty much. As of http://explosm.net/co...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21: Only if they're the little green gnomes ...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21: I've been invited to the CKC, but I can'...
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20: You have edit up until someone replies. ★1
Comment to comic 4202 on 2016-08-20: It's OK so long as the pecker isn't up f...
Comment to comic 4194 on 2016-08-20: If you're gluten-sensitive, you could re...
Comment to comic 3685 on 2016-08-20: Older uncensored pOnOs, albeit not zoome...
Comment to comic 2509 on 2016-08-20: Because the villain is at the same conce... ★1
Comment to comic 632 on 2016-08-20: Not same cop. Just same uniform plus lac...
Comment to comic 3649 on 2016-08-19: Mushroom mushroom?
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19: There was pOnOs before: http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 1919 on 2016-08-19: Perhaps it's that pandas are more valuab... ★1
Comment to comic 3566 on 2016-08-19: Not sure what you mean. F5 in Firefox fo...
Comment to comic 3855 on 2016-08-19: Except retro games. You can't play Duck ...
Comment to comic 1744 on 2016-08-19: But not if you had your legs reattached ...
Comment to comic 4145 on 2016-08-17: With all due respect, the people of Iran...
Comment to comic 3363 on 2016-08-17: Join a boxing gym and beat up someone th...
Comment to comic 3094 on 2016-08-17: Shirley, I know where she is: under the ...
Comment to comic 4211 on 2016-08-17: Unless you live in a jurisdiction where ...
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17: I imagine it's like the difference betwe...
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17: As of 2016, the National People's Congre...
Comment to comic 3911 on 2016-08-17: 1. Learn to draw 2. Buy a domain and hos... ★1
Comment to comic 3911 on 2016-08-17: One is to cut the part of the tree on yo... ★1
Comment to comic 3486 on 2016-08-17: I guess the logic is that the player is ...
Comment to comic 3321 on 2016-08-17: ( of for or ) Are you Dutch?
Comment to comic 2093 on 2016-08-17: This looks like something xkcd might do ... ★2
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16: People traumatized by abuse are more lik...
Comment to comic 3117 on 2016-08-16: Same $#!+, different degree. It's like A... ★1
Comment to comic 1840 on 2016-08-16: Translation convention. Disney's Frozen ...
Comment to comic 4183 on 2016-08-16: Rule 34: At least 34 people have already... ★1
Comment to comic 1812 on 2016-08-16: Dunno how canon it is, but according to ...
Comment to comic 90 on 2016-08-16: "Be Prepared", Scout motto. ★1
Comment to comic 2309 on 2016-08-15: PROTIP: Blowing often makes it worse. Cl... ★1
Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15: You piqued my interest by talking about ...
Comment to comic 4102 on 2016-08-15: True. For instance, you can get likes an...
Comment to comic 1769 on 2016-08-15: Are they Secret Asian Men?
Comment to comic 4128 on 2016-08-15: I think bars in some U.S. states are 18 ...
Comment to comic 4138 on 2016-08-15: I guess some people feel role-play effec...
Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15: That's because the sex offender in the c...
Comment to comic 4386 on 2016-08-15: It was handed back in panel 5.
Comment to comic 3527 on 2016-08-14: But I still find this comic a little, we... ★4
Comment to comic 3617 on 2016-08-14: You're right. The World Rolling Series h...
Comment to comic 2710 on 2016-08-14: Why go to the trouble? Just pay 5 cents ...
Comment to comic 2432 on 2016-08-14: Including file sharing?
Comment to comic 4270 on 2016-08-14: ...and that's how Cueball learned that M... ★2
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14: There are plenty more "Cueball and Megan...
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Do a barr...
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13: To show your date that you can clean, I'...
Comment to comic 1772 on 2016-08-13: The background color change implied to m...
Comment to comic 1498 on 2016-08-13: Speech from a blind person's POV might b...
Comment to comic 558 on 2016-08-13: At the unfortunate loss of gameplay dept...
Comment to comic 4119 on 2016-08-13: Especially because a "total boar" is a m... ★1
Comment to comic 990 on 2016-08-13: Aim is all in the hips.
Comment to comic 3291 on 2016-08-12: "No" is a form of Japanese musical theat... ★2
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12: To keep up with the "gay" theme, you cou... ★1
Comment to comic 4147 on 2016-08-12: "Sep" is also correct here because the a...
Comment to comic 2528 on 2016-08-12: "I'ven't"? Bah. Try y'all'dn't've , a th... ★3
Comment to comic 1235 on 2016-08-12: Missed the chance for a Half-Life 2 refe... ★1
Comment to comic 2950 on 2016-08-12: But is it debeaked like Dr. Kleiner's pe...
Comment to comic 92 on 2016-08-10: First you need to send your little broth...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: You can click through to each user's com...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: "Be **bold** in updating pages" produces...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: "Thumped" is a term used on the TV Trope...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: "The name... is Dew Moss." -- A&W Root B...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: "Intestines" are the part of the digesti...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10: If this comic confuses anybody else, Wik...
Comment to comic 68 on 2016-08-10: You'd need to add a LOT of Cerebus syndr...
Comment to comic 2435 on 2016-08-10: I figured out how to use a second bassis... ★2
Comment to comic 3683 on 2016-08-10: Another evolutionary disadvantage of hav... ★1
Comment to comic 2526 on 2016-08-10: No, they're "fuck trees", as in "trees f... ★1
Comment to comic 2261 on 2016-08-10: This comic reminds me of the plot of a R...
Comment to comic 2704 on 2016-08-10: If it were female, wouldn't it be an "ov... ★2
Comment to comic 651 on 2016-08-10: I don't think it's his kid. If it were r...
Comment to comic 2713 on 2016-08-10: It looks like a happy strip to me. The c...
Comment to comic 1799 on 2016-08-10: This appears to be the C&H counterpart t...
Comment to comic 2977 on 2016-08-09: ...to Yusuf Islam once you find religion... ★1
Comment to comic 4156 on 2016-08-09: If you recall from Horton Hears a Who! ,...
Comment to comic 649 on 2016-08-09: And the rest of the Gummi Bears.
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-08-09: Only if they hike up their tunics before...
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-08-09: Who needs Trump or Hillary? Vote Lemon P...
Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09: It's what you get when you turn this ima... ★2
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08: That's the same excuse Disney gives for ...
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08: [Avec discrétion]
Comment to comic 3000 on 2016-08-08: Some people claim C&H humor is repetitiv...
Comment to comic 1922 on 2016-08-08: I thought snowmen needed a hat to keep t...
Comment to comic 4144 on 2016-08-08: I know of three ways to spot a short: A....
Comment to comic 3000 on 2016-08-08: The artists could pave the way for C&H t... ★7
Comment to comic 3752 on 2016-08-08: Comics are a prison only if they lack a ...
Comment to comic 3318 on 2016-08-07: I just checked my toilet, and its tank i...
Comment to comic 2695 on 2016-08-07: Does ♂ mean "I drive a Volvo"? But serio...
Comment to comic 2059 on 2016-08-07: Life imitates art: BACtrack is a Bluetoo...
Comment to comic 1931 on 2016-08-07: They're called "Venus figurines". One pl... ★3
Comment to comic 3938 on 2016-08-07: Or to paraphrase ICP: Fuccing perspectiv...
Comment to comic 2284 on 2016-08-06: Then explain how US President Ronald Rea...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06: It means you post the reply that you wou...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06: Reminds me of the old conundrum: Is the ...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06: PROTIP: When replying with a correction,...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-06: Someone might favorite something ironica...
Comment to comic 4162 on 2016-08-06: Want to load a game before it's released...
Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-08-06: I have to disagree with what MGW says ab...
Comment to comic 558 on 2016-08-06: I'm more a PC guy so I can be my own mas...
Comment to comic 3825 on 2016-08-06: ♪ They come and go, they come and gooooo...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05: Based on the behavior I seen, I know a b...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05: Comments by Explosm staff have a special...
Comment to comic 3242 on 2016-08-05: I don't think most C&H characters wear p... ★1
Comment to comic 1192 on 2016-08-05: I was sort of disappointed that this gre...
Comment to comic 3053 on 2016-08-05: True story: Some people can reach climax... ★2
Comment to comic 4143 on 2016-08-05: Nor do you see their noses. Yet somehow ...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05: Then get off your tail and swing it at t...
Comment to comic 3164 on 2016-08-05: Redtube, Perfect 10, or single serving s...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Ships are "she", but what are helicopter...
Comment to comic 3305 on 2016-08-03: It's out there. But do not search Google... ★1
Comment to comic 3019 on 2016-08-03: At least the initials are the same. ★2
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-08-03: The cash register could be out of frame,...
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-08-03: Let's just say this store puts the "Beyo... ★1
Comment to comic 3541 on 2016-08-03: Panel 1: Is that a French Connection "fc... ★9
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Soigneusement
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Which raises the question of which Engli...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Heard of Sawsbuck? ★1
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: You can probably find photochopped porn ...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: British English uses plural verb agreeme...
Comment to comic 1808 on 2016-08-03: "Whinny!" There are a lot of expressions...
Comment to comic 2501 on 2016-08-03: "There's no Santa at the North Pole. The...
Comment to comic 3921 on 2016-08-03: You mean Caesarean section? Anyway, fema... ★9
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03: Speaking of sex: Other than Noodle and P...
Comment to comic 2548 on 2016-08-03: Swinging isn't cheating if you ask first... ★1
Comment to comic 2733 on 2016-08-03: Or if your name is Tipper. Oh wait, that... ★1
Comment to comic 4249 on 2016-08-02: Because people have to waste time scroll...
Comment to comic 851 on 2016-08-02: One might argue Jesus gave up on organiz... ★4
Comment to comic 851 on 2016-08-02: Leading up to Easter^W Zombie Jesus Sund...
Comment to comic 67 on 2016-08-02: Bingo. If your arms are rubber, use them...
Comment to comic 428 on 2016-08-02: If you're in the USA, the one that says ...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: Then you must be on a Samsung Galaxy. On...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: I think Cteklite is talking about a kill...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: Mmm...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: It's a way for women to turn the tables ...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: Hot on the heels of the talking greeting...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-02: In other words, it's a term to give some...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: When a condom lies, does its reservoir t...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02: I use no ad blocker, but I have seen sit...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: They got #1'd and #2'd on by an updog.
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: I thought Vladimir Putain was the king o...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: You can't have a KoЯn hub without nu met...
Comment to comic 869 on 2016-08-01: Which one's Abby and which one's Brittan... ★1
Comment to comic 2385 on 2016-08-01: I know where to put the fingers for my c...
Comment to comic 1282 on 2016-08-01: In what sense? That he'd eventually host... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: You need to find a man who has all the a...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-08-01: We have a downdog: Meme Genius Wannabe t... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: You're a Halloween baby. This makes you ... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Correction: 12em at 16 pixels per em (no...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: I looked it up. A "chucklefuck" is an in... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: It's probably 192 because that's six tim... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: Kudos to Dave for providing ample materi... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: (raises hand) May I make a suggestion? S... ★1
Comment to comic 2901 on 2016-08-01: TIP: Web pages with absolutely no style ...
Comment to comic 3914 on 2016-08-01: From Jesus's bar mitzvah until he died, ... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01: You can rob someone without a firearm by... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Because "smarter" is too subjective to b...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: When I started here, I started slowly (2...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: In Markdown, digits followed by a period... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: http://explosm.net/comics/3747 Via http:...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: In Chrome for Android, tap the Overflow ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Or women growing penises so they can suf...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: It's always possible to take a break, ch...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Then does ♋ give you ♋ ?
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: Kaposi's sarcoma is a flesh-eating cance...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: This comment section is primitive compar...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: "One favorite commenter" is first past t...
Comment to comic 427 on 2016-07-31: To what kweschunz? ★1
Comment to comic 2382 on 2016-07-31: Next panel: Mom complains about this bab...
Comment to comic 639 on 2016-07-31: And in the next panel, wheelchair guy ta... ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-31: "An unconstructive comment, especially o... ★1
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31: 3.5 inch floppy disk drives and CD-ROM d...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Not for propulsion, just to control buoy... ★2
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: It'd be easier if there were a definitio... ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: He's using his bladder as a ballast tank...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: In fact, Square Root of Minus Garfield d...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Some people don't need no stinking badge... ★1
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: With the PK Shitstorm out of the way for...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: It might be because standard Markdown us... ★4
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: Even caring about not annoying other use...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: When I started commenting here, I limite...
Comment to comic 4172 on 2016-07-30: I thought the LGBT emblem had six or sev... ★3
Comment to comic 4114 on 2016-07-30: Saturation saturation. Value value.
Comment to comic 3814 on 2016-07-30: The red ones make you tall and able to b... ★5
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: "Faggot"? Does kaidkaid02 even own a mot... ★5
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30: That would be CoolDog. Active from mid-J...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: How about we just don't reply to the shi...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: I'm not sure my sacrifice would be worth...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: This guy doesn't have one: ⛄
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Not all. I'd be exceedingly surprised if...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Starting with "Comic"? http://explosm.ne... ★1
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: That or someone stole his prosthetic. It...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: That rustles my, well... ★1
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: No legs? Still no skip. This guy is doin...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29: Orange and teal tunics as usual, if http... ★1
Comment to comic 1986 on 2016-07-29: Go Combusken!
Comment to comic 3287 on 2016-07-29: If Jack is your pet, you might put him i...
Comment to comic 3704 on 2016-07-29: But can your kind be born with that move...
Comment to comic 3720 on 2016-07-27: Doc is running off to find EMTs to perfo... ★2
Comment to comic 3241 on 2016-07-27: Doctor of Dental Surgery
Comment to comic 466 on 2016-07-27: You could always start a restaurant afte... ★2
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: WhatsApp won't run on my phone, and it's...
Comment to comic 2002 on 2016-07-27: The pay gap is what happens when salary ... ★3
Comment to comic 4141 on 2016-07-27: I think they had both kinds of rhymes, w... ★1
Comment to comic 908 on 2016-07-27: Scanned with phone, I assume
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27: No, it makes him adopted.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: "Noodle" was the only word she could say...
Comment to comic 3131 on 2016-07-26: I wish there were an "Explain Cyanide & ... ★4
Comment to comic 1872 on 2016-07-26: I wore black for Black Friday, treating ...
Comment to comic 3191 on 2016-07-26: I thought lighting a lowercase 't' in a ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: If you delete your Win32, you'll need a ... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26: @N Is there also a joke for someone with... ★1
Comment to comic 3176 on 2016-07-25: According to a column by Adam Tod Brown ... ★1
Comment to comic 4300 on 2016-07-25: That would be blue shirt from http://exp...
Comment to comic 2438 on 2016-07-25: And look what happened to human lifespan... ★1
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25: Fire_Mutt's most recent comments were to...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25: Strait as in jacket http://explosm.net/c...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-25: If the mods don't like the music we make...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: We took the strings of the puppet master...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24: If she knows what's good for her, of cou... ★1
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24: KMFDM stands for something in German mea...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-24: "Kill mother-♥♥♥♥ing Depeche Mode!" -- K...
Comment to comic 3019 on 2016-07-24: Snowden tried to warn us about spying li... ★1
Comment to comic 3178 on 2016-07-24: Subtle NSA propaganda, I take it.
Comment to comic 2556 on 2016-07-24: Is failure to get it the reason why "the...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: Here's some Neil: Hands, touching hands ...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23: They can try bringing in Randall Munroe ... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23: So long as you don't knock me so hard th...
Comment to comic 4057 on 2016-07-23: They might be getting kids through "safe...
Comment to comic 2381 on 2016-07-23: PROTIP: Avoid depressing consequences by...
Comment to comic 797 on 2016-07-23: If you want a kid, you could always adop...
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: It's a badge. Right-click "Real AF", cho... ★1
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-22: Not as long as the comment puns are at l... ★1
Comment to comic 3425 on 2016-07-20: Understanding what little continuity the... ★2
Comment to comic 640 on 2016-07-20: Get your woman on the floor.
Comment to comic 322 on 2016-07-20: A Falcon Kick, to be precise.
Comment to comic 1913 on 2016-07-20: A shiny new shed and an annuity so he ha...
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-07-20: Stick figure comic, with a gaping anus i...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: A search of his posting history says he ...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: HIV transmission isn't quite "spontaneou...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Just as C&H began from Stick Death, some...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: It makes me wonder why the similarly pro...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Noodle's backstory and gallery: http://g... ★1
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: Under this analogy, what chemo would cur...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20: I liked it. If you need model references...
Comment to comic 421 on 2016-07-20: Pokémon is "gotta"; Danny Phantom is "go...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-20: For those playing at home, Zoingy's curr...
Comment to comic 3816 on 2016-07-20: STAB (Same Type Attack Bonus), like the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: I've been burned by broken comment forms...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Even more so when you observe from your ...
Comment to comic 813 on 2016-07-19: Look up Jen Bricker, Kevin Michael Conno...
Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-07-19: You don't need as much time on your hand...
Comment to comic 1838 on 2016-07-19: Just ask Lieutenant Dan.
Comment to comic 186 on 2016-07-19: On consoles you have to deal with politi...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: OT posted on Sunday and doesn't appear t...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: So is it time to start Square Root of Mi...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19: Probably not on top as much as inside. h...
Comment to comic 3238 on 2016-07-18: When three electric types gather in the ...
Comment to comic 2162 on 2016-07-18: Firemen spread water, which attracts gra... ★1
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: So did a talking cricket I once knew.
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: A top hat that opens at the top might be...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: I'm not sure where "Doggy" is, but I hav... ★1
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-18: For those itching to learn more: https:/...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18: Twist untwist: Panel 5: "The biggest thi...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: Even if I don't know the why, here's the...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-17: The hash symbol doesn't disappear unless... ★1
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: In the YouTube Poop and Tetris fan commu...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: If the Markdown element whitelist weren'...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: Your phone should have an option to let ...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17: It could be the Explosm.net server, but ...
Comment to comic 3259 on 2016-07-17: It'd be easier if it were Doctor Baby ht...
Comment to comic 3158 on 2016-07-17: It's called the "unbirth" fetish. It's r... ★1
Comment to comic 3259 on 2016-07-17: More unbirthing back in http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: When websites like SoylentNews.org are a...
Comment to comic 1647 on 2016-07-16: A thousand years ago, Old English sounde... ★3
Comment to comic 4260 on 2016-07-16: Peter Noone is a singer-songwriter who w...
Comment to comic 3614 on 2016-07-16: Why are you pretending to be a wizard? W...
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16: Any tips on how I can "git gud" at comme...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: Bolshevik.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15: That reminds me of one of the failed ad ...
Comment to comic 3192 on 2016-07-15: Because coming in to watch the game and ... ★1
Comment to comic 3125 on 2016-07-15: He wasn't conceived the usual way, the f... ★9
Comment to comic 2129 on 2016-07-15: The lie is "I touched you". Pinocchio is... ★3
Comment to comic 3204 on 2016-07-13: And if anyone else is wondering why a ho... ★1
Comment to comic 2384 on 2016-07-13: Using a cell phone as a timepiece is lik... ★1
Comment to comic 2262 on 2016-07-13: Bingo. Tech support allows for the possi...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Neither. Gary Johnson for POTUS
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: You know how Windows asks you to "Cancel...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: €? You mean the game that comes after Qu... ★2
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: D-I-V-O-R-C-E. http://explosm.net/comics... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Better yet, do both the straitjacket and... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: It's from that other stick figure comic....
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: In theory, a self-respecting Muslim woul...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Currently there's no downvote button. Bu...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: To su you'll need the root password. Now...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13: Or just Ctrl+F for Derek, our moderator'...
Comment to comic 3524 on 2016-07-13: This is what happens when furries take i... ★1
Comment to comic 3233 on 2016-07-13: The more I look at Cheburashka, the more...
Comment to comic 3895 on 2016-07-13: Ask a platypus. They're mammals, and the... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Does Peter Noone even read C&H? ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: As much of a dick as that other Murdoch ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Does someone need to make a user script ...
Comment to comic 2257 on 2016-07-12: Green would get rich from the wrongful d... ★2
Comment to comic 2259 on 2016-07-12: "She got her arm ripped off by a hotel e... ★4
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Search for Grindr on Google Play or Appl... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: I blame American occupation after World ...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: You wanta some axes? Likea the one Mastr...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: In other words, "Weird Al" Yankovic from... ★1
Comment to comic 4004 on 2016-07-12: They need Flo to come over and knock som... ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Was it this one? http://explosm.net/comi...
Comment to comic 2434 on 2016-07-12: Why do they call it a hand "job" anyway?...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Who is this Neil? And why does even Cthu... ★2
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12: Most men in C&H are bald; only women hav...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-11: No, but a local bike shop can replace yo...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Then I guess everyone needs to get a sma... ★1
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: No, just a decent gaming PC.
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: In other words: yes. I guess I learned t...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Close: Guitarist and songwriter Doug Hop...
Comment to comic 2319 on 2016-07-11: Outside of her Mercedes, she probably us... ★1
Comment to comic 3895 on 2016-07-11: Probably the same thing any other sea ma... ★1
Comment to comic 4238 on 2016-07-11: In #2 the coconuts look like balls. Let ... ★1
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Does "warm turkey" mean doing something ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: The last two sentences, starting at "I'd...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♫ (Or is ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: Now relating this to the comic: The trin...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11: And when you're addicted to something, y...
Comment to comic 1247 on 2016-07-10: Someone ended up with the same joke thro... ★2
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: I made a CSS workaround using Stylish, w...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: That would just lead to more alt account...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10: Green: I just lost 100 pounds. Blue: I k... ★2
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: I'm not Dutch, but yes, there's probably...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: I think any comic with a number of panel...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: What kind of RPG7? Final Fantasy 7 or Dr...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: "Swag" is property that one has acquired... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-10: I'd rather get attention for posting ins...
Comment to comic 2143 on 2016-07-10: At least it isn't TMZ: Thirty Mile Zone.... ★1
Comment to comic 2143 on 2016-07-10: Also C&H, the other C&H (Calvin and Hobb...
Comment to comic 3842 on 2016-07-10: LSD the drug or LSD the Japanese dream s...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Probably would have guessed anyway. Rule...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09: Those are his backups. He started making... ★1
Comment to comic 667 on 2016-07-08: If you've lived in the city for years, y...
Comment to comic 1913 on 2016-07-08: Rise in property tax due to rise in land...
Comment to comic 1913 on 2016-07-08: It might just be brass.
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08: Only if you're not careful with it. A so... ★1
Comment to comic 4222 on 2016-07-08: They don't wear trousers because they do... ★1
Comment to comic 3043 on 2016-07-08: Let me explain what I see as the differe... ★3
Comment to comic 4103 on 2016-07-08: In a world where almost no one rides on ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Just be glad it wasn't shipping art of y... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07: Or, as they call it on YTMND, "Milk Dud ...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Also a pair of great tits: https://commo... ★1
Comment to comic 2514 on 2016-07-06: I see two possibilities here, one legiti...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: It looked dark purple to me, possibly un...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Step 1: Get an operation to look a bit l... ★2
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: PROTIP: If no one has replied to your co...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Your Wikia page shows your hair blown ba...
Comment to comic 1165 on 2016-07-06: "Don't do that too much or you might get... ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: The unusual part (by C&H standards) is t...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: Someone confused C&H with C&H again, I g... ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06: My house does, to let me take advantage ...
Comment to comic 4350 on 2016-07-04: "Noone"? As in Peter Noone? I guess that...
Comment to comic 3557 on 2016-07-04: What surprises me is that a stick figure...
Comment to comic 1071 on 2016-07-04: "xkc&h" thirded. But first you might hav... ★3
Comment to comic 2101 on 2016-07-03: But do the rest of Herman's Hermits get ...
Comment to comic 3211 on 2016-07-03: If Peter Noone's presence causes you to ... ★2
Comment to comic 1512 on 2016-07-02: The first Android phone (HTC Dream) had ...
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-07-02: Explosm.net runs Linux according to Netc... ★1
Comment to comic 3424 on 2016-07-01: Then call the Ghostbusters, like in xkcd...
Comment to comic 4015 on 2016-07-01: Does this comic's plot remind anyone els... ★1
Comment to comic 4347 on 2016-07-01: Millions of gamers have killed billions ...
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-30: Let's just say the "How do you like my n...
Comment to comic 404 on 2016-06-30: So I guess the guy who lost his hands in... ★1
Comment to comic 56 on 2016-06-30: Dang, Kris characters were tall back in ... ★1
Comment to comic 476 on 2016-06-28: Seizure Man must have done some weed. It... ★1
Comment to comic 4344 on 2016-06-28: Billions of flies need to eat somehow.
Comment to comic 3829 on 2016-06-28: Since then, Explosm staff has added CSS ... ★1
Comment to comic 4062 on 2016-06-28: What makes humans special, compared to (... ★3
Comment to comic 775 on 2016-06-28: Unlike diet pills, with AYDS diet candy,...
Comment to comic 60 on 2016-06-28: It does if someone has AIDS and gives yo... ★1
Comment to comic 1570 on 2016-06-28: PVC pipe is hollow and carries vibration...
Comment to comic 1335 on 2016-06-27: Yet another reason not to fill your life...
Comment to comic 3289 on 2016-06-27: If Sarah's Scribbles doesn't need a sixt...
Comment to comic 1201 on 2016-06-27: Holy art shift, Batman!
Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-06-26: The cited article explains that "little ... ★4
Comment to comic 4141 on 2016-06-26: Low-fives due to being short
Comment to comic 4342 on 2016-06-26: So is he doing it for birth control?
Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-25: Should we start flagging twices?
Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-25: Or just automatically fave all your own ... ★1
Comment to comic 4341 on 2016-06-25: Then perhaps men are expected to stand u...
Comment to comic 3681 on 2016-06-24: More like a fe-mail?
Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-06-24: Even ghost Pokémon faint.
Comment to comic 567 on 2016-06-24: Let me guess: a bell rang, and white shi...
Comment to comic 4259 on 2016-06-22: xkcd #1564 "Every Seven Seconds" by Rand...
Comment to comic 3703 on 2016-06-22: This strip feels quite like xkcd. Next p... ★5
Comment to comic 3703 on 2016-06-22: A lot of Sunday comic strips include fil... ★1
Comment to comic 3762 on 2016-06-22: NASCAR drivers are racists in this sense... ★1
Comment to comic 3894 on 2016-06-22: How do you know? Did you catch him niggi...
Comment to comic 2803 on 2016-06-22: Niggas gonna nig, bigots gonna big. ★2
Comment to comic 3895 on 2016-06-21: She's got a vjj, all right. It's just un... ★1
Comment to comic 141 on 2016-06-21: Reminds me of Electric Wonderland #10 pa...
Comment to comic 4337 on 2016-06-21: A "Show all replies but hide comments co... ★2
Comment to comic 3508 on 2016-06-20: New dad must be a mutant. He's a guy and...
Comment to comic 2977 on 2016-06-20: So much for the bald == male theory. (Se...
Comment to comic 1415 on 2016-06-19: Probably with paintballs. Or with one of...
Comment to comic 3431 on 2016-06-19: "This is a paintball marker, right Dad?"... ★1
Comment to comic 4066 on 2016-06-18: And without the allele that causes most ...
Comment to comic 3765 on 2016-06-18: That and Jesus. And MacGyver (#2362). An... ★5
Comment to comic 2549 on 2016-06-18: It's worse than that. At least in real l...
Comment to comic 1767 on 2016-06-17: "Gay pride" refers to a stance toward ac... ★6
Comment to comic 3564 on 2016-06-17: Yellow shirt has A+ blood though. http:/... ★1
Comment to comic 416 on 2016-06-17: I wonder what a reality checker would th... ★4
Comment to comic 1206 on 2016-06-15: Too bad it wasn't a baby Yoshi. Because ...
Comment to comic 3681 on 2016-06-15: Watch out or Mario will jump on you.
Comment to comic 4088 on 2016-06-15: Is my newsboy cap any better?
Comment to comic 3670 on 2016-06-15: Though a ban on male homosexual contact ... ★2
Comment to comic 3561 on 2016-06-15: You're referring to the 613 commandments... ★1
Comment to comic 4331 on 2016-06-15: Panel 7: Brown shirt hands a stone to gr... ★2
Comment to comic 3351 on 2016-06-14: The green fluid in the bag looks like an... ★1
Comment to comic 1010 on 2016-06-14: That's not Simon from Alvin and the Chip... ★1
Comment to comic 4190 on 2016-06-14: Just like Young Link from Super Smash Br...
Comment to comic 4036 on 2016-06-13: I know she's alive because her eyes are ...
Comment to comic 1390 on 2016-06-13: But who would eat Terri Schiavo? She was...
Comment to comic 3357 on 2016-06-13: Is that the one that used Michael Jackso...
Comment to comic 1194 on 2016-06-12: Cavemen would have been familiar with th... ★1
Comment to comic 3724 on 2016-06-12: I guess it depends on whether you wear a... ★1
Comment to comic 1200 on 2016-06-11: You must not have seen videos of "inspir...
Comment to comic 1496 on 2016-06-11: And #1181 and #1339
Comment to comic 1181 on 2016-06-11: I found it very clever and unselfish of ... ★3
Comment to comic 1893 on 2016-06-10: Next panel: "But my pitch-shifting phone...
Comment to comic 2044 on 2016-06-10: Reminds me of a commercial making fun of... ★3
Comment to comic 4326 on 2016-06-10: (chuckles) You all think this comic brea... ★4
Comment to comic 1679 on 2016-06-09: This is what Period should have looked l... ★1
Comment to comic 1317 on 2016-06-09: I thought a period looked like a menacin... ★1
Comment to comic 4063 on 2016-06-08: Computer intruders have been known to us...
Comment to comic 162 on 2016-06-08: I don't understand why they call them "l... ★2
Comment to comic 4324 on 2016-06-08: Unlike some people who have a good excus...
Comment to comic 1704 on 2016-06-07: I tried to watch the video, but it just ...
Comment to comic 3380 on 2016-06-07: The problem isn't people who insist that...
Comment to comic 4323 on 2016-06-07: My sap type is also A+.
Comment to comic 4212 on 2016-06-06: If Nintendo 3DS "is for fags", which mob... ★1
Comment to comic 3491 on 2016-06-06: My God! People are still using stereos t...
Comment to comic 4322 on 2016-06-06: One solution to this madness is to make ...
Comment to comic 4107 on 2016-06-05: Only because you stayed home when your t...
Comment to comic 3381 on 2016-06-05: Once you visit a Firestone Complete Auto... ★1
Comment to comic 1500 on 2016-06-05: Someone asked them. Deaf clinical psycho... ★15
Comment to comic 867 on 2016-06-04: With no mouth, where did Green's nutriti...
Comment to comic 3320 on 2016-06-04: Umm... not really. In the C&H universe, ...
Comment to comic 1904 on 2016-06-04: Not only the fanbase but also the charac...
Comment to comic 4102 on 2016-06-03: Are you talking about the one where you'... ★1
Comment to comic 640 on 2016-06-03: Ten! (Tommy gun blazing) Keep the change... ★3
Comment to comic 3562 on 2016-06-03: But if it's live action, all bets are of...
Comment to comic 2702 on 2016-06-01: First you'll need to have a neck. I don'... ★4
Comment to comic 642 on 2016-06-01: It's because your race evolved baldness ... ★4
Comment to comic 4317 on 2016-06-01: "My car's trunk has a table on top so I ...
Comment to comic 3433 on 2016-05-31: Until you discover bounding (aka "Disney...
Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-05-31: Dunno about this character, but other ch...
Comment to comic 4316 on 2016-05-31: The one in the cobalt blue shirt. Explos...
Comment to comic 3064 on 2016-05-30: Small n is appropriate for the same reas... ★1
Comment to comic 4315 on 2016-05-30: I haven't tried on a phone, but on a PC ...
Comment to comic 611 on 2016-05-29: In this comic, the copyright notice chan... ★3
Comment to comic 4177 on 2016-05-29: I rooted around in the archives and foun...
Comment to comic 4234 on 2016-05-29: Especially because console games that ar...
Comment to comic 52 on 2016-05-28: "I don't like the drugs but the drugs li...
Comment to comic 3327 on 2016-05-28: I bet you wouldn't say something like th...
Comment to comic 59 on 2016-05-27: Prefigures the bingo research facility i...
Comment to comic 4109 on 2016-05-27: Finally we get a comic that remotely rel...
Comment to comic 4261 on 2016-05-27: What if I told you I had the chemo that ...
Comment to comic 1695 on 2016-05-25: It's called Markdown. Stack Overflow, Gi... ★1
Comment to comic 532 on 2016-05-25: Age 11, when you're still innocent about... ★7
Comment to comic 420 on 2016-05-25: I too expected a weed joke. But instead ...
Comment to comic 4255 on 2016-05-25: Would people reply if they heard one of ...
Comment to comic 4310 on 2016-05-25: That's a farfetch'd assumption. ★1
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-25: COMIC SAAAAAAANNS!! See http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 47 on 2016-05-24: At first I thought their culture just va... ★1
Comment to comic 1300 on 2016-05-24: That's why I use ibuprofen. Sometimes I'...
Comment to comic 4309 on 2016-05-24: What makes you think it's F_M? It could ...
Comment to comic 4238 on 2016-05-23: Summary of cited article: Merpeople are ...
Comment to comic 4238 on 2016-05-23: Of course there's penis in happiness, as...
Comment to comic 4238 on 2016-05-23: And given the amount of crack I see in t...
Comment to comic 1541 on 2016-05-22: Probably someone trying to lob the pinea...
Comment to comic 1780 on 2016-05-22: TRWTF is that the child is using underar...
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-05-22: Only if they're hyenas. Up for a profile...
Comment to comic 4306 on 2016-05-22: (puts visor down) Keep firing, A-holes! ...
Comment to comic 4150 on 2016-05-21: Fingers appear when they are important f...
Comment to comic 3425 on 2016-05-21: The same place Bloo from Foster's Home f... ★3
Comment to comic 4146 on 2016-05-21: Flagging is in now. I'd flag stuff, but ...
Comment to comic 3429 on 2016-05-20: Then stay far away from Fire_Mutt. Other...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-20: Shrek Smash 'n Crash Racing
Comment to comic 4305 on 2016-05-20: You know what happens to people who brag...
Comment to comic 886 on 2016-05-19: Because as Matt Melvin pointed out in #1... ★3
Comment to comic 73 on 2016-05-19: Those nooses don't look big enough to fi...
Comment to comic 3705 on 2016-05-19: "Easier to employ" at the cost of missin...
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-18: Probably because the magic 10 ball is a ...
Comment to comic 3949 on 2016-05-18: I thought the "petpets" concept was from...
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-18: The Microsoft/8-ball "Outlook not so goo... ★2
Comment to comic 4303 on 2016-05-18: Branding Windows 10 search as "Cortana" ...
Comment to comic 2809 on 2016-05-17: I don't think that's Jesus. C&H Jesus ha... ★2
Comment to comic 1737 on 2016-05-17: Case in point: The Allies invented compu... ★1
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-05-17: Bingo. Most people in the C&H world appe... ★1
Comment to comic 3319 on 2016-05-16: What, no animated GIF this time?
Comment to comic 86 on 2016-05-16: Yo dawg, I heard you like to cut so I pu... ★1
Comment to comic 4300 on 2016-05-16: Cuter than, say, Precious Moments charac...
Comment to comic 1427 on 2016-05-14: Peggy, like the guy from the Discover Ca...
Comment to comic 3135 on 2016-05-14: Isn't Joe Biden enough of a cracker for ...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2016-05-14: Is depicting thought balloons as writing... ★1
Comment to comic 2408 on 2016-05-14: Or worse yet, the BOOM CLAP
Comment to comic 1430 on 2016-05-14: You mean turning the patient off and on?... ★1
Comment to comic 1135 on 2016-05-14: And they're still playing it, except now...
Comment to comic 1417 on 2016-05-13: Heart is probably useful for many of the...
Comment to comic 1090 on 2016-05-13: Slot 1 Pentium II CPUs came on cartridge... ★2
Comment to comic 2951 on 2016-05-13: He's not. Clockwise from top left in a U... ★2
Comment to comic 4296 on 2016-05-12: lazibayer wondered this as well in a com...
Comment to comic 2500 on 2016-05-12: You don't need pants if your shirt is lo...
Comment to comic 261 on 2016-05-12: Two words: Ho Mo. ★1
Comment to comic 1967 on 2016-05-11: Years later, people would be offended by...
Comment to comic 2438 on 2016-05-11: Good luck repopulating without very much... ★1
Comment to comic 2813 on 2016-05-11: That's because XOXOXOXO is all you can s... ★2
Comment to comic 2101 on 2016-05-10: In A.D. 2101, suicide was beginning.
Comment to comic 365 on 2016-05-10: Oh my god, they killed Oscar! (You basta...
Comment to comic 4294 on 2016-05-10: If you try to sell your Peter Pan mercha...
Comment to comic 2507 on 2016-05-09: Oh, d-d-d-dig...
Comment to comic 654 on 2016-05-09: From Mortal Kombat or Metal Gear Solid?
Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-09: So it's Randall Munroe of xkcd?
Comment to comic 4293 on 2016-05-09: Jim Davis didn't design Garfield to be f...
Comment to comic 2211 on 2016-05-08: My guess is Green's adoptive parents are...
Comment to comic 2358 on 2016-05-08: First four panels look like a setup for ... ★2
Comment to comic 1686 on 2016-05-07: Smart kid. Saliva contains several compo... ★2
Comment to comic 480 on 2016-05-07: It takes a lot of brain to come up with ...
Comment to comic 383 on 2016-05-07: Guess what effect C&H has on video game ... ★1
Comment to comic 2310 on 2016-05-05: In a dog eat dog world, cats should just...
Comment to comic 1890 on 2016-05-05: Because of million, billion, trillion, f...
Comment to comic 1142 on 2016-05-05: Ж ? What does Kris Kross have to do with...
Comment to comic 704 on 2016-05-02: top kek
Comment to comic 2292 on 2016-05-02: WORLD OF WHARRGARBL ★1
Comment to comic 1953 on 2016-05-02: The first "it's" is correct, the second ...
Comment to comic 596 on 2016-05-01: Who read this comic with Microsoft Inter... ★1
Comment to comic 421 on 2016-05-01: "Gonna catch 'em all" 'cause he's Danny ... ★2
Comment to comic 1941 on 2016-05-01: I ran a Monte Carlo simulation of this g... ★6
Comment to comic 1656 on 2016-04-30: Is this why they call it "porking"? ★1
Comment to comic 1594 on 2016-04-30: Unicron, the planet-eating lord of chaos... ★4
Comment to comic 1315 on 2016-04-30: Leashes for children have been around si...
Comment to comic 807 on 2016-04-29: A low center of gravity makes wrestling ...
Comment to comic 1425 on 2016-04-29: It takes time for mammoths grow out of b... ★2
Comment to comic 1635 on 2016-04-29: Is it wrong to play in "golf" style, whe... ★4
Comment to comic 837 on 2016-04-28: Another reason not to use ExpertS-exChan... ★4
Comment to comic 1097 on 2016-04-28: Crickets have ears on their elbows. (Or ...
Comment to comic 1198 on 2016-04-28: "Our own 'Berlin wall' scenario', like t... ★3
Comment to comic 408 on 2016-04-27: Limbless swimmer? Call him by his name: ... ★2
Comment to comic 845 on 2016-04-27: The Little Mermaid by H.C. Andersen was ...
Comment to comic 1601 on 2016-04-27: As a cartoon in Mad magazine long ago po...
Comment to comic 695 on 2016-04-26: As opposed to diabetes insipidus, where ...
Comment to comic 665 on 2016-04-26: Stopped using papyrus? Like that's gonna...
Comment to comic 1312 on 2016-04-26: A medical diagram is the PG-13 way to sh... ★5
Comment to comic 848 on 2016-04-25: Jesus didn't start doing (public) miracl...
Comment to comic 816 on 2016-04-25: Perhaps the "creation of two great light... ★1
Comment to comic 1047 on 2016-04-25: Only by Hasbro. Other companies have to ...
Comment to comic 2320 on 2016-04-25: "Exercise bulimia" is also a thing: bing...
Comment to comic 470 on 2016-04-24: Unless the gene for speech also produces...
Comment to comic 88 on 2016-04-24: Incidentally, "your" is also correct her...
Comment to comic 99 on 2016-04-24: The Powerpuff Girls have similarly shape...
Comment to comic 4278 on 2016-04-23: That's why both xkcd and Square Root of ...
Comment to comic 4278 on 2016-04-23: Multiple relationships are cheating if n...
Comment to comic 3521 on 2016-04-23: Birds too. Google "the incident with the... ★2
Comment to comic 849 on 2016-04-23: Legal drinking age wasn't a thing until ...
Comment to comic 4277 on 2016-04-23: That or the test just gives the sign of ...
Comment to comic 89 on 2016-04-22: Besides, Jesus was humble enough to warn...
Comment to comic 343 on 2016-04-22: Yes, Roginia, there is an Overeaters Ano...
Comment to comic 1456 on 2016-04-20: Seems accurate, as scientists have analy... ★2
Comment to comic 2145 on 2016-04-19: Go f██k yourself. ★1
Comment to comic 3401 on 2016-04-19: "Wanna play some Halo?" "Sure" [puts on ... ★8
Comment to comic 1926 on 2016-04-19: Not if it means the wolf won't get any b...
Comment to comic 1087 on 2016-04-19: Aliasing. The NES era happened between t...
Comment to comic 2663 on 2016-04-19: Wasn't Planned Parenthood "adopting" abo...
Comment to comic 947 on 2016-04-19: Except the art style hides half the joke... ★1
Comment to comic 4273 on 2016-04-19: SATURATIONSATURATIONSATURATIONSATURATION... ★2
Comment to comic 1304 on 2016-04-18: The same way Dust Puppy from User Friend... ★1
Comment to comic 728 on 2016-04-18: Friends don't let friends game on consol...
Comment to comic 1324 on 2016-04-18: Why is the top hat so much bigger than t...
Comment to comic 4271 on 2016-04-17: Fortunately a line like that would get l... ★1
Comment to comic 4262 on 2016-04-06: Is this leading up to a crossover with R...
Comment to comic 4262 on 2016-04-06: Hexadecimal ASCII for "I hate the commen...
Comment to comic 1465 on 2016-04-04: In the developed world, elephantiasis (f... ★1
Comment to comic 3022 on 2016-04-04: Have you driven a Fnord lately?
Comment to comic 257 on 2016-04-04: After the first two panels, I thought th... ★1
Comment to comic 814 on 2016-04-04: Occluded by back of head. ★1
Comment to comic 1115 on 2016-04-04: And not just for being game-breakingly s...
Comment to comic 813 on 2016-04-04: And then I realized the real problem: A ...
Comment to comic 2685 on 2016-04-04: GOING GREEN Explosm is environmentally c...
Comment to comic 3368 on 2016-04-03: I took being locked in the basement as a... ★2
Comment to comic 2464 on 2016-04-03: This is why kids who saw Terri Schiavo o...
Comment to comic 3254 on 2016-04-03: Green appears to forget that a thousand ... ★7
Comment to comic 2140 on 2016-03-29: Yeah, this is "foul" even for C&H. ★1
Comment to comic 3479 on 2016-03-27: Also called "Dunning-Krugerrands" by det...
Comment to comic 3027 on 2016-03-27: "So you wanna play with magic / Boy, you...
Comment to comic 3751 on 2016-03-27: Let me guess: someone saw that Oatmeal s...
Comment to comic 464 on 2016-03-27: Road Roller da... Yo muthafucca WRYYYYYY... ★2
Comment to comic 1824 on 2016-03-27: Brought to you by the letter "P" and the... ★1
Comment to comic 1086 on 2016-03-27: Oh, bee nice. ★3
Comment to comic 1838 on 2016-03-27: Hard but doable. So long as you can stop...
Comment to comic 3963 on 2016-03-26: If you were born without legs, and your ... ★1
Comment to comic 489 on 2016-03-26: 6 year olds think wine is "how I run gam... ★2
Comment to comic 40 on 2016-03-26: There's a legless guy on my street. Peop...
Comment to comic 3590 on 2016-03-24: So that explains why Red was confused: t... ★3
Comment to comic 4247 on 2016-03-24: Moral: Tricks should have been called "s...
Comment to comic 4248 on 2016-03-24: If you take "having sex" literally, Blue... ★3
Comment to comic 4246 on 2016-03-22: I thought people with severe amnesia com...
Comment to comic 4240 on 2016-03-17: xkc&h - It needs to happen.
Comment to comic 4239 on 2016-03-15: C&H characters already have unrealistica...
Comment to comic 3123 on 2016-02-22: Close on title: OZCEPTION ★1
Comment to comic 727 on 2016-02-22: Moral: If you want your child with a dis... ★7
Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-23: Unless you're Cracked, in which case you... ★2
Comment to comic 1712 on 2016-01-23: The closest thing to Dance Dance Revolut...
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-21: "Crumbs thou art, and unto crumbs shalt ... ★4
Comment to comic 4154 on 2015-12-20: Then he sobers up and remembers his hous... ★3