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Nixinkome

2944 comments (2016-07-03 – 2019-12-03) to 925 comics
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Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

So bees continue their Pollynating over ...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

Go on Dorothy; "The animals came in two-... ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Yep, who's paddling? ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

*bicch ★1

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

That's not bathwater. ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Cock his instead.

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Must be a kneeplejack. No, its OK, pulli... ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Not for me to judge but going on her hai... ★1

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

She saw the light, she didn't, she saw t...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

The intensity ranges from mouthwash to t...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

"Here," the flasher said, "let me give y...

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Try double sided adhesive tape.. or..sto... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Shall we get together and chew the fat? ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Bryan the brayn.. Brine the brane..?

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Talk to Transformer.com This site runs t... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

A burc? ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

No one will go to his baby shower. ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

"Coming ready or not", she said. ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

*jaws ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Shroud.

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

He's had blood transfusion, leave overni... ★2

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

Depends on the state those shops are in....

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

He definitely turns a blind eye to their... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, ....".

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

A chestnut roaster aka a brazier.

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Also, ice skaters and before them, dervi... ★1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

From an hellicopter? ★1

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Le Pétomane

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

That face-lift scuppered that act's chan... ★2

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Bit late. Are you wearing a mask?

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

"Showed you Ma. Top of the World."

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

L inmate can't spell or pronounce.

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

DEFECATION - A shitty holiday. ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

"The baby was tastiest ". [*Sucks teeth ... ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

You can with your personal butterfly.

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

He has butterflies in his stomach. Dont ...

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

If you only knew what medical staff did ... ★2

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Stroke your cleft before it gets Sweaty?...

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

Suggestion: Another night in the Petri d... ★2

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

DecAdès or age? ★1

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

"It's too big".

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

PSES roams where no other eye stabber ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Holy bear, a shit. ★5

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

I'm also required by law to tell you tha...

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

All his patients will turn him a blind e... ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

... but you first fisted Anne Farnk ★2

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

Chewing gum.

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Sunshine: it is disinfectant but does no...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Nein Shirley. ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

They come knocking [you up].

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

No..o. Monopoles

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

She can puke over your shoulder.

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Bromeliad? ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Especially the pot-bellied ones.

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

NK not IT. ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

You made a typhus.

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Turquoise shit is now going to knob Liz....

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

"God's used bubblegums coming out of a v... ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

The Pet Shop Byrds. ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Sorry, I read that as "weak".

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

KwACkly

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

There'll be a piece left when they are d... ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

vegana ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

If you cannot change your mask, change y...

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

What's it to be, nes or yo?

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01

"Avast there ye scurvy swabs". "Cluck, c... ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

https://grammarist.com/usage/aught/

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

PSES never strikes twice in the same hea...

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Another one into orbit ? ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Neither is good looking.

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

"Flower of this purple dye, Hit with Cup... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Nearly as sucky as "Slurpurpurp".

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Capture the CO2.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Forever.

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

To celebrate the return of snark, "Give ...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Mouth to eye yeuch. ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27

I can't watch soccer in this. Winter!

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

We're out of crystals..

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Can you recommend your translator? ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

AI v. cumming sht. Get flooded out by Do...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

He panel-beated the metal droppings out ...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Clothed nudist.

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Polish doesn't sound like polish but I'm...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Doc chose "die slowly" and wait for anot... ★1

Comment to comic 4651 on 2019-09-21

Alec, is that you?

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Jealous?

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

That's not how to ride pillion.

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Hey IVF waiter, we need serving.

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Les, wow, you've been badged.

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

boo. ★1

Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16

Anointed.

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

Out of interest, how many of those trans...

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

Green's bald so doesn't need a Diesun bu...

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15

I've just heard mention of "Hornblower"....

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Pfshtt, couldn't fight his way out of a ...

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-26

Surely it's a handheld. ★3

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

Gripping. ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Greenshirt does not see that nanospeech ...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

They're over England's Still My City's k...

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Plastinated?

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Doc could have called blueshirt "Whelk"....

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

This sand gets everywhere. ★1

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Sleepovers and Summer camps spread it? I...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Cockroaches, bedbugs and head lice also ...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Harambe and Co. then.

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

On Thripadvisor? ★3

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

The Money Shot, The Firing - Prequel.

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

I had to look up "lolligag".

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Hubert, Hubert wherefore ART thou Hubert... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Are you sure home-schooling is right?

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

FYFI. BWAH secretes and secretly works f...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Footloose. ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

"Honey, something has cropped up but I'm... ★5

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

... anne justin anne seymour anne ...! ★2

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Catch impetigo... ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

Talegas?

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

Iceecles. ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Hint: the stall keeper's using a pooper ...

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

"What are you pecan at." "Your Brazils "... ★4

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

We have to read his Satisfaction Survey....

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

Is LRRH blind? She's addressing the lowe... ★1

Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10

Refer to Icee, Rob variant.

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

In half? ★2

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

Except for leg amputees who try standing...

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

You're not pushing magazines, are you? ★1

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

No matter, jelly habds. ★1

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

So, who or what did betray Anne and her ...

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

I also tought I saw a puddy tat. ★2

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

Put your face in a wasps' nest and ... s... ★1

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

I told you not to swill with protein sha...

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

What a rictus!

Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05

They don't know how. ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

I know it says <40, ideally 25, but ther...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

Wholesomely. ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

Jealousy! ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

Why not link to it from here? ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

Dispose of in wheelie-bin. Brown is for ... ★2

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

... from ...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Is your surname "Smith"?

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Instapol.

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

*sharing

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Have a good weekend, barbie hater.

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

and safety word too

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

"Bad, naughty habit". ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

If you have synaesthesia.

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Two plus two equals four times two equal... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

ONE! How basic can the community get? ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

*below

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Droogs forever.

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

A square peg in a round hole? I think th... ★2

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

No-one's commented it yet: "A pen is for... ★1

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Extend that hose . ★1

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Silly me, I read "curtains". ★1

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29

There's a new fakir in town.

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

but what flavour is frank blood?

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

The Ringmaster. ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

On my phone Rose Red looks Mauve and a s... ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Er, who was left with the black rings de... ★2

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

Son can't read script.

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

Fitting appointment? ★1

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

Good thing he doesn't wear thermal under...

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

Try grinding more.

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Tighty whites with DIY leopardskin patte... ★1

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

On the few occasions I have had ham, egg...

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

What about sep a rated then, eh... eh?

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

[Small print on the atomic scale]

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

It depends on the freshness of the sandw...

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

So that's what those wicker baskets are ... ★1

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

One last organism! ★1

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

Should have gone to a Sperm Bank. ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Fiddle Diddle, you have competition.

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

NEIL !

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I wonder where U draw the line: Can Dona...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

'Floppy penis requires hand pump'.

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Yes but practising tattooed barbed wire....

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Stepdad and Son share old bicycle pump. ★1

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

Keeping your beady eye on them, eh?

Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13

Waifu: another taboo broken.

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

*cozzy.

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Keep marking your territory. ★2

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

A stretch for gay rape? ★1

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

You remember them, Dorothy. Shows what a...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-05

... addressing Panda playing the rôle of...

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

Not even the future PM of UK? PWOARHHHH....

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

It's slobberin' time ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

If you go down in the woods tonight, you...

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

A masochistic voyeur.

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

[Dorothy loses interest.] ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

From below.

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Not being funny but the original could h... ★4

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

The shells of freshly laid eggs are rubb... ★2

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

He can't; she's also his Mom.

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-24

No, don't go in the storm cellar! ★1

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

BoPoop?

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

... oh Jimmy, when are you coming back? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

You're a magnet for two hanging balls.

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Blue's got Bill's .. [to pay], pal.

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Bras are mufflers? No more straplines.

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Quickly nurse, whip down his [under]pant...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

This comic is not pretty... ... fashiona...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Are they both wearing pyjamas? Is Green'... ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Pay no heed to below; postmature is a wo... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Math professor - a triplet? Wot! ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

and you won't get chocolate bars in exch... ★4

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Rich putting his hands in pockets to jin...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Maybe they could kidnap him, cut off an ... ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Is having a lot of alts nice?

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

An injection moulding? ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

It wouldn't work on this one: https://ww... ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

, ! ★4

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

He wrenched them out with his socket set... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Lollipops. Now watch them being thrown o... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Magne [for you whole men]. ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Cool nappy change.

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

NOOOO! It's got wing mirrors. ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

*meths

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

It is a good thing that he wasn't offere...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Mmm, a mouthful of cloves.

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

If you have a main course of red meat th...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

I don't suffer from hay fever either.

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

TEE HEE! ★1

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

What allergy do you have?

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Now that's a paunch line! ★2

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Marry me, Bill Tacky!

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Was he, a real boy , though?

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

... to you, Hubert.

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

White Pages. Bound, glued and screwed. ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

*premature

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

'Cos yo're not Swift enough. ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

The Gimmibrars Handbook. ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

True.

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

on the dinner table. Uncured but your sk... ★5

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Is the stem length correct on his flower...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Urticaria? To distinguish from any other...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

A situation where even facial recognitio...

Comment to comic 536 on 2019-05-13

Mmm, doing.

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-12

The cop's looking quizzical because he c...

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

No panties? Give her max. a shot then. ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Did you treat it on the spot, the remove...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

What are your sentiments for this: https...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Developing his back alley? Sounds like a... ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

It looks like a powdered wig such as a r...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

She's my friend with condiments. ★2

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Nut and bolt head covers?

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

To the pelvic basement, CAS. ★1

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Work this one out, future archaeologists... ★1

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

And they called it puppy love.. Cuckhold... ★3

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

so long as it has telomeres.

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

*there're

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

As a shortened form of "canny ball jism"... ★1

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

More discharge! ★1

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

cannot confirm sauce: tomato not blood ★5

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

Keep the battery dry.

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Putting all your brisket in one smeg? P.... ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

It was strongly coloured on mobile. Snap...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

You two are getting your snatches muddle...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

If Dorothy does push ups, her tits stay ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Another fashion by Farnsworth... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Bald Rick, you're amongst us! ★2

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Red wine from Unsalty grapes. ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

"... but she's supplied half-cocked." ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

She sells for seashells on the sea shore... ★2

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

"There's no safety catch." ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Instagrammar nazis. ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

The Call of The Gums - "… oo, oo … "oo, ...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Mastication is getting difficult too. ★2

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Seems overbitten, see Dorothy for help w...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

You volunteering yours? ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

Alexa?

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

You're a reappointment who will not be d... ★4

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

... in a specimen jar. Hubert's unknown ... ★7

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

*Cack, I am ...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

It's a jetty, son.

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

*Bob is propelling himself by dick swing... ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Fuckers had already set the cement overs... ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

https://twitter.com/i/status/11208095833...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

"Open wide - ah yes, I can see the crack...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Palm Sunday was last week; was it indica...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

The first chocberg; even the rats won't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Spot on! My first thought was of The Hun... ★3

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

One can see through the humour .

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

The Punicher was after his lookalike led...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Redesigned contact lenses.

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

Oh yes, I've never actually seen a duck ...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

Dobie gets them every time But why in fr...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Stop clucking at the waiter, angry Orang...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

That grapefruit head looks suspiciously ... ★2

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

He's met his aquamarine alter ego of thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

He'd rather spaghettify himself than be ...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Chant after this; "1x1=1, 2x1=2, 3x1=3, ...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

All I see is a grey inverted zipper bloc... ★1

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Another devotee of Swear Trek ...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

He doesn't dig his way through Earth.

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Future archaeologists will shake their d...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Rhe - sus monkeys doing the calypso on p...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Maybe she wanted a bottom feeder but he ...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Or, she doesn't like him because he's NO...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

ahem, in private ★5

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Lay out a mat and wipe stepped in droppi...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

If you're appy and you know it fapp with... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

If he put lighted candles in his facial ...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I hear you've taken up modelling; appare...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

*anus ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

"As well as the fact that he's not fucki...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

*hairy ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

A frontloader. ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

"As well as the fact that he's not fucki...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

"As well as the fact that he's not fucki...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Invisibility cloaks?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

… or Donald's willy warmer ...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

C- naM sdrawkcaB.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Heh heh, Chinese Bowling Balls ...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Too bad - he didn't cater for left hande...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Dorothy! P.S. I like his reflection in t... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Messy, or is it low-light ?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

With two more you'll have four candles.

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

"As well as the fact that he's not fucki...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Mind your manures, Dot. ★2

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Aah, the smell of the well mature.

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

As well as the fact that he's not fuckin...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

Is she feeding him vegetable soup? ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

If you want dancing and a bad time, try ...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Ironic that his original cancer was of t... ★2

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Suitably putrefying/petrifying.

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

So are Dumbo's. I don't know if the soun... ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

I thought they were silicon wings - prot...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Is Flaggy McFlaggotFace's pfp, admittedl...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Double Punch Line Man!

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Could the name of the Mexican volcano, P... ★6

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Us be wemon - guess our gender but don't... ★2

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Game on; are you cured yet?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

The original inspiration for Vlad The Im... ★2

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Did you get the shit bashed out of you? ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

It's either a Rainbow Trout or, for Pink... ★3

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

2019 Tame Impala on Glastonbury line-up ★2

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

"It's life, Jim, but …" ★4

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Just to rub it in, yesterday was Odd Soc...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

"Do girls do parkour?" "Yes, MiLady".

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

I never booked you for being circum- spe...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

What do you use for defence against unde...

Comment to comic 3404 on 2019-03-12

Sobbo had AIDS?

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

No formal clown has a fabulous beard.

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

C&H's take on International Women's Day,...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

What did you show, Dorothy, and how old ...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Now you're a Firestarter?

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

"eisaoosms" is quite impressive.

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Will he use the withdrawal method or cov...

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Yes, 2 badges at the same time, but, two... ★2

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

I second that: cuntmuffin, the first to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

… which will have had happened. ★2

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

SCORE … !

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Fomomomohomouomo.

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Mmmmm ★1

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

selecthelothottentotihavespotseichemwat?... ★1

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

You've got ribs? Mmm.

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Smooth.

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Only a magazine's number of peeps at the...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

LOL FAG, hoemsooclre. Oh eff, I missed o... ★5

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Females are now becoming front line. Wha...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

… because fish do not share in this utop...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Well, take the flag then.

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

"What a wonderfuel world", sang the shoo...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26

*filled

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-25

gesundheit

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Now they want to go swimming.

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Can we have a seat for one?

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Fever. ★2

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Batwoman.

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Hay. ★1

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Your runs will finish …

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Then, it may net.

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-23

Don't complain when the sun's out.

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

How long?8

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

You, too, can practice your revenge on T...

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

… lumley … ★1

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

cindy 518: "tut, tut".

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

… and the outhouse?

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

What, with all the pasta dough makers ar...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

cume again.

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Ma Sweeny Todd.

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

Riding an electric motorbike.

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-19

www.degenerateass.cum

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Said the proud new owner of a cardboard ...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Not feeling husky anymore, eh?

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

Wait until he's fully stimulated [himsel...

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

*manumission

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

Hoping no-one can hear?

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

Not … too much water.

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

One at a time: Instant Nazi makeovers.

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

It's a typo.

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

This can follow any and every comment on... ★7

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

A Worshipful Company?

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

*wont, which in historic American rhymes... ★1

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

Correct, except that it's a micro penis ...

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Wrusty wrist wrench.

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-06

"Aw", they said, looking at his small pe... ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-03

There's something fishy going on. ★2

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

Susan has already got her eyes on Orange... ★4

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

The Best Man. ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

There was a Blood Supermoon Eclipse as w... ★2

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-21

yks eh?

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

They've a fanny rag for that incontinenc... ★1

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

Baby Blue begat of Orange begat 0f Test ... ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

Twiiter: #GoesBetterWithCoffee ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

GAXP! ★3

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-16

Firxt ★1

Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

… and upwards. [Maybe I've been binging ... ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Kettlesexual.

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

The start of their cooties. ★1

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

*thát's: a good euphemism? *souvinirs: g... ★5

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

His wake up call or, for a certain comme... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

'huurre' is Finnish for hoarfrost. ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Snuffocated. ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

'Rhyme', spelt in olden times as 'rime' ... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Does pinks dress on the right? ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Who song. ★3

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

http://explosm.net/comics/1028/

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

Perhaps you better examine for lumps, ju... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

Who would draw and suckle all of them? ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

"You've got to get your hope and faith i... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

I'm pretty sure that the stains on Green... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

TQ, ESPOO. ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

BZORP ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Grait Epectations. ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

So, are 'people' with glasses immune to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

"Would you like to share my Tesla-bone?"... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

Any other time he'd have been hopping ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

Easy Anna, demanding daughter.

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

WINS TOSSING CONTEST

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

The shuffler who used to be soft on her....

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

It's a long way to tip her hairy …

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

This gets the Reminder For Convoluted Th... ★2

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Beer Belly ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-24

It's gamey too. ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-24

Which lolled. ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

With the same size … hands? ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Sort of Poopcatapult: The platforms are ...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

That's a bit Emily.

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

You're talking mattocks. ★1

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Icee picky. ★1

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Wanna see my dic RAW? ★2

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-18

The Frankenpenis Effect is going viral. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Oh good. I thought Dad was lubing his ha...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

It just doesn't look like he's holding a... ★3

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Have you a floater in your eye? ★1

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Let's hear it for chemo and radio!

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Mmm, edible and potable Christmas Tree b...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Head lice?

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Dorothy signs up to the Me Too movement,... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

'Cos airlines … ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

The alpha-gal Alpha Went in 3.

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Just read this one: https://techcrunch.c...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

It is known beyond the fourth wall that ...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

As long as he has a crack up his behind,...

Comment to comic 166 on 2018-12-14

What do you think of homosexual divorce?...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Wow, delegating skills in play again!

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Check that your part in it is big enough...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

He's allergic to Christmas - give him a ...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

I looked up this text for a quote and ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Heh, heh - Utricles.

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Sorry LOL_REX, I should have written "po...

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Could I don't have a username come from ...

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Cottage Hospital.

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Pika: AO, AO …. Alright.

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05

How many marks kids, like I say, how man...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

They're inseparably stuck to him.

Comment to comic 326 on 2018-12-03

His present for her in his sac.

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Whispered, cried and screamed.

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Cornhub of course: https://cornhubpremiu... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Green shirt is shown when 122 miles East...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Ne bra ska

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Never been there myself but it seems ope...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

"You Knows The Drill", "Rubs & Tubs", "T... ★2

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Tic Toc?

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Now that's a General Store.

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Cock curls?

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

So he can take his babies hiking? ★1

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

He also said "a".

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Notice that Greenshirt got angry but cou... ★2

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Dorothy, did you have a Mom?

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

We saw you slip the suggestion into your... ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Er, it's got no depth. ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Also, USN Gagarin, a fitting name for th... ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Thorry I've thtill got thith temporary l...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

What have you done with the pith?

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Making extra special caviar - Yurgghh ur... ★2

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

From a retweet by Benedict Evans; https:...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Rough polish.

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Just had a thought. For the real aficion...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I wouldn't wear it at all. If you mix th...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a4...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

haravointi ★1

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Call your daughter for the passwords.

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Putrefuction. ★1

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

Last but one issue: Fornicate At Peace ★1

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-20

That song has been on the treadmill for ...

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Maggot plops!

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

"Ma, he's making eyes at me". ★2

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

She left him because he wouldn't floss h...

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Five seeds were sown originally: three f... ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

It could be down to national differences...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

This puts me off Nigella and succ essor,...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Does it clone into extra cells or stay a...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

It looks like the amoeba is feasting on ... ★3

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

Unfortunately, counterfeit does not nece...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

You tried to make a clean breast of it b...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Yours is a question for Trainsgender. ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

He still cannot express himself properly... ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Keep a running cunt of delivered boxes. ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Late for this comic but what would the m...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Welcome to Dorothy's Operating Theatre. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Funny you should mention that: I was in ...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Green scammed out of his life savings by...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Ambergris?

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

No Bed Of Roses

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

There goes another priceless manuscript....

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Vet, I'm worried about her health - she'... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

A trick disguised as a treat? ★4

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Actually more than once but still there....

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

In the Deep mass extinction which is und...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

… with a beauty filter!

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

The italicised directions are in case yo...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Rotten Carrot Joke Of The Week: "But he ...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

All this and more is shown in the face o...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

*an iPhone

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I SEARCHED "resize images on iPhone onli...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

"Granny, a real tooth to remember you by...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Would that be deep fried? [Unoriginal] I...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

3 in one … blow? You've come across Doro... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

He drew a blank there. ★1

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Still choked up about that cookie?

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

You want depressing? OK "Starry, starry ...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Oh …, they really were called Spider Pla... ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

The norms are changing and the womb era ... ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

He could have at least said Fukushima.

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

What is Green doing with his hand in the...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

I duckduckgo'd the same and looked at im... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Isn't this sexist? Search: The trick is ...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

The ultimate striptease. ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Yeah, treat yourself. Misha, organic cof...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Congrats on your new pfp: a dark roast i... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Poonami [poon ami] comes to mind. Some m...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

So, Doc must be stimulating Yellow elsew...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Undercover, of course.

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

Bartender is shocked that he served Blue...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

It's a tarrific job you doing, to be sur... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Have you noticed that a miniature Santa ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Ventrilo the Peanut strikes again.

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

You sure they weren't cashews? Bless you...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

Orange shirt: "Now cough, Bigfoot."

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

You know the long tongue they lick your ... ★4

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-09-30

Live Bigfoot's big hand.

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Well, stop smirking behind your moustach... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-26

BLOW JOBZ Gone for lunch

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Loopy.

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

We all KNEW where the buck stopped.

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Subliminal.

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

She thinks she knows but if she disentan...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

She foresaw that time to change her napp... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

It reminds me of the om symbol which, in...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Just the thought makes my brow sweat. Go...

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

HOW long does a solar storm take to reac... ★1

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

Kryptonite poisoning? ★1

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Looks like Dad has his retirement home f...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

explosm.net/comics/1208/ ?

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

Dotcer, Dotcer, giime the nwes: 537.

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

… and glass headboards ...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Or - cling film over the bowl. ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

https://twitter.com/i/status/10417915301...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

Orange shirt is mesmerised by how pumped...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

Core, blimey!

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

http://explosm.net/comics/41/ 29/01/2005... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

He looks like Wonder Doc landing.

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

Oh, I've just thought, "What if her husb...

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

The 'lady' in blue is not tight but her ...

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

Ammo.

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

He's okay, just evacuating.

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

Yikes, universal expansion isn't uniform...

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

Meatballs did a runner on Wifie and Baby...

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

http://explosm.net/comics/4035/

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-08

If that's his aubergine, what size are h...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Jude_Nude_Dude_Prude is A legjobb man bu...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

She doesn't know …

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Like Bloopy did better.

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Like the cap.

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Quackqwakgo.

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

His final message was in a farewell twhe...

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

What colour eyebrows does she have?

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

At least he picks up his dog's doo thoug...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Heh. The gun's a pump action repeater. W...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Not … back to the duck.

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

If Scorpion were a kunoichi the new chil...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

… and Grey Sock's heel? ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Polishes glasses "Sigh, these cocky heck...

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

Don't you mean BUUUUUTT? ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

I can't say I have knowingly tasted donk...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Stunts for Junior 2 - Bungee Jumping.

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

Barney's only alive because they missed ...

Comment to comic 5006 on 2018-08-10

Dress Up Frigga's Day.

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-10

Samsung. Other manufacturers of smart re...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-01

Here. ★1

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-07

https://www.ostagram.me/about?locale=en

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

The Web camera is uncovered!

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

Baby Johnson? ★1

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

Dad's interference.

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

CAS, your marriage would have to be "arr... ★1

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-02

Zero gravity - Yay! ★1

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-02

... and his griminess.

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-02

Dark khaki green is "The Swummer", going...

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-01

... open sauce?

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-01

Save water and nurture your personal eco... ★1

Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01

"Yeah baby", … feigned surprise "It's ap...

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30

Plot Twist: Printed by The Deepak Fakesa...

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30

When you're fed up with the ol' bag, cha... ★1

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

So, open the window and let the fly free...

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Must have been something it ate.

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

What POST mortem means for some. ★1

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

The Green Watch turned a blind eye to th...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

Head shear man takes a rest from the fas...

Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23

Update: he ain't drinking alcohol outsid... ★1

Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23

It's an Incrediwig.

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22

I thought I heard, on the radio about 2 ... ★2

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22

His eyes do work perfectly, in the gougi...

Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22

But ... he's not in that case . ★2

Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-22

Singlet man is obviously blind.

Comment to comic 4960 on 2018-06-20

Now get on the lethal injection table.

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

Thank fuck for that. I'd thought you'd c...

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

"Have a look at my Beast".

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

mprraccoon

Comment to comic 4955 on 2018-06-13

It's a long, last walk to the ... car pa...

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-13

"Otherwise, he gets my nose and ears."

Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-13

Tripe: A different reason for using chop...

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11

Moray eels bite.

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09

"..where there's meth OD, there's madnes...

Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09

Alternative 4th panel: she takes the pil... ★1

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09

Charred Donny?

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

Caught her eyes only.

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

No, he was committing arson. ★1

Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-08

A Tex-Mex eatery?

Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08

Happy Green - his dreams are off into th...

Comment to comic 4949 on 2018-06-05

Lobsters.

Comment to comic 4948 on 2018-06-05

"Oh No", said Blue, unwashed hands to ch... ★2

Comment to comic 4948 on 2018-06-05

He is gap-toothed.

Comment to comic 4948 on 2018-06-05

You've got a clit in your post. That's r... ★2

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

Fallin' in love with meh!

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

"cancelling" is not an American spelling... ★1

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

White noise is racist. ★2

Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04

You were planned? Cunning. "The best-lai... ★1

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-04

Table. ★1

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02

But [GROAN] the log is all that's leafed...

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02

Another dark mystery! ★1

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-06-02

Er, rice without the breasts?

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-06-02

She looks like an older and more develop...

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30

The Ultimate Blow-job; what a waste of l...

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-05-30

.. like fresh brains?

Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-30

A quickie? You must be rubbing us up the... ★2

Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29

He'd emphatically say that if he gets su...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29

We all know that is the sound of enterin...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29

Their their!

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29

"Necking"?

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29

That man is not available ... so I love ... ★1

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-27

The breast bumps cannot be seen because ...

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-27

I thought all barbers had mirrors in fro...

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-27

lophu8 was joking, Fecal_Matter. You hav...

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and ...

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

Homeless bum fux of the world, arise! [P...

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

NOT the way to get them off the streets!...

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

They've both lost weight 'tho it seems t... ★2

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26

Unless the latter effect is delayed, I c... ★1

Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25

Yep, no more painting with toes. ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

He's never come across red booties befor... ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25

Nearly as quickly as Bossman - but who s... ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23

"Consentual" still looks wrong to me. I ... ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23

Johnson isn't gay, he just doesn't know ...

Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-23

Jesus is on his side. What's your positi...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

Queue for the latest fashion - cauliflow...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

The new baptism. Sewer to sewer. Mum onl...

Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21

She definitely committed a premeditated ...

Comment to comic 4936 on 2018-05-21

Don'tcha just love them colleens? ★1

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-21

Did I just hear the word "cockplot" ment...

Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20

Now playing in a cinema near you.

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

Of course it's not for your pleasure .. ...

Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18

Encapsulated flavour!

Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16

... off the wrist. ★1

Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16

It's not a nail-biting conclusion. ★3

Comment to comic 4931 on 2018-05-15

They're soiled.

Comment to comic 4931 on 2018-05-15

Fill him in, Green.

Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13

..with the breeze, not into it . ★1

Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-11

"Grin and bear [bare] it", said Green. "...

Comment to comic 4925 on 2018-05-08

Hi-kick.

Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07

Try real eyelashes. [For those who appre... ★1

Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07

Her bangs are too blunt for him.

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Seeing the past is being replayed, who d...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Bioliquids? ★1

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

It's too big [the tip]. WoTD : Derivatio...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04

Rob, you bite your ... nails !?! ★3

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

Unfortunately your first wish would make...

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

Cyanide Kiwi, how do you know Pinkie Pie...

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

Qybah translates in Arabic as "the absen... ★1

Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04

"That's a knotty problem but impollyrubb...

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04

"..Phwor, little greenie .."

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02

Its vent comes out of the lamp's spout. ...

Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02

Ashitoo!

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01

Licenced spurter.

Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01

Pukin' time.

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

But ... but it's a Prince Albert, with n...

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

The first, which looks like a rising han... ★1

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

I found one that could just be read. In ... ★2

Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01

Does Orange shirt have to pull his pants...

Comment to comic 4917 on 2018-04-29

It MUST be from a SCREW cap bottle. The ...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29

Mmmm...Donuts, No Shit. Smack those lips...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

None of your comments are flagged, troll...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-04-g...

Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-28

Your turn.

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25

Oh, you have your mother's warts. ★5

Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25

If it wasn't for the third person, the w... ★2

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

"So bookbinder, bakushi, you're not the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

Blondie: "Compose yourself, I'm a spinel... ★2

Comment to comic 4914 on 2018-04-24

"Libious"; a made up word [a Sharter con... ★2

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

You trust your own comment count[s]?

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Dedicated to Queenofpain 23/04/2018 ★7

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Looks like you need to reload your pfp, ...

Comment to comic 4913 on 2018-04-23

Bucket list: Feel good about seeing free... ★1

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21

"I sentence you to Death By Excrement". ★3

Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21

He's got competition: http://www.scmp.co... ★11

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18

It doesn't read like C&H, "Orange lifted... ★2

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18

And....Smi..i..le https://www.youtube.co... ★1

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17

What's under your cap, Bob? ★1

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17

No, you've misunderstood. They were supp... ★2

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17

I'm off to make new friends. ★5

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17

The North Koreans have an MRBM capable o... ★1

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16

"He thought he could pull the wool over ... ★1

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16

"Just like that". ★6

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

Dedicated on 16042018 to PP. [That's 16t... ★1

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

They didn't cut their teeth on this case... ★2

Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16

I can't feel my right foot! ★5

Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-15

Boss: "My wife doesn't underhand me." Te... ★2

Comment to comic 4906 on 2018-04-15

This organ player won't let go. ★2

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-15

Your strongest roast? Just to make sure,... ★2

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

Lethargy?

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

It's getting STORMY in there ... ★1

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

A little longer, nullion. ★1

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

See Indulgeme, I told you so. A Tbag! ★1

Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14

This'll brew a STORM in your teacup ....... ★1

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

Oh no, they're Southpaws! ★2

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

She had to throw the towel in. ★1

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

Fight till they drop.

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

What? With all those memembers?

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

It's a Knock-Up. ★1

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

One of them had to retire because an old... ★2

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

Herbert The Pervert [below] is not advis...

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-13

He's going short.

Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13

Girls don't fart - they have beatboxxing... ★1

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11

"..you can call me Al.." but you'll upse... ★4

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11

Johnson is in his element: Phosphorus, U... ★4

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

Good thing that the presentation title i... ★1

Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-10

Johnson: "I'll give 'em Power Point". [M... ★5

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10

Come to think of it, is 'derogatorade' a...

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10

"Derogatize". I'd not encountered that w...

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09

Throw tease tantrum.

Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-09

404 error on link but you must mean jack...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Ahem! To definitely not The Derek; Who a...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Sorry dillxox123 (Meme farmer) and Shart...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

Suck on a butt by all means but don't di... ★1

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

Trailblazing.

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

He shelters the little one from their ha... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

You'd do better with binoculars.

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07

Big Hat Bob [sigh] prepares to lay his h... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

No hat fits but he sheds a tear because ... ★4

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Surprise - it's Beetroot Juice - Guffaw,... ★1

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Seafood sauce, more likely. ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

How To Draw Attention From Your Colostom... ★2

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

Sometimes they don't take milk,

Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06

But his rim is floppier. ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Green said that too after he dropped one... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Crucifixion was reserved by the Roman Em... ★2

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

My theory is that the robber has heard a... ★3

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Could have been worse - if they were sex... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

The pizza is ready. ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

I, too, have activated Adblock. I do not... ★1

Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04

Yet another study of the relationship be... ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04

Their forebears were nomads - they carri... ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04

In AfRiCa? No, waTtle you on aBoot? ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04

.... to the SIxTH.. ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03

He's no Dr. Thomas Wayne! ★1

Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03

It's raining men, hallelujah - oh, wait ... ★1

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

Feed the homeless with "suspcious". A ho... ★1

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

"Some invetions are simply made by accid... ★1

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

Irl it only lasts for just less than a y... ★2

Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03

Ha ha, steel toe caps. ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01

There's hope for you yet Bob but you'd b... ★1

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31

"Copenhagen's" [sic]. Heh, heh, I was lo... ★1

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31

The original North American bareback rid... ★2

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31

http://www.wisegeek.com/can-you-see-thro...

Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31

"..muslin". Search it! ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

http://explosm.net/comics/964/ ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

I knew it all this time: "Cum the raw pr... ★4

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

That's red too? ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Flying tonight - pity the cabin crew. ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Too late for the kick: "In stretch marks... ★3

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

They're not ants, he ain't wearing pants... ★2

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30

Piñatas that shower one with blood AND s... ★2

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28

It is still against a few countries' law... ★3

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28

I know what you mean but what about pric... ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28

Yep, oral sex, gay sex, unisex, pron [is... ★5

Comment to comic 2602 on 2018-03-28

Consequences for those who couldn't give...

Comment to comic 2751 on 2018-03-28

The pirate version is shaky but it'll be...

Comment to comic 831 on 2018-03-28

No more Percy pulling either, What?

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28

Hair raising but it protects him from wh... ★1

Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28

http://explosm.net/comics/1021/ ★2

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28

I'm not sure what a millennial is - they...

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

Just kidding - Baby Groot is fine. ★1

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

BSOD. ★2

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

γɒӘ. ★2

Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-27

Partake of a Glasse before cooking. [PS:... ★2

Comment to comic 1021 on 2018-03-27

Mollycoddling US parent: the kid should ...

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

I know in Australia it is illegal not to... ★2

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

There is currently an uproar over Aussie... ★2

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27

"-Sincerely, [I don't really want a brow... ★2

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

With their Pinkie fingers. Check it out ... ★1

Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26

http://explosm.net/comics/1267/ ★3

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Do you do part exchange? ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

*oles ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

To you it's another entrant but it's a p... ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-26

Time to flip them. ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

He's showing himself up [or not, it's ov...

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

[be] ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

"That's two of us you won't draping over... ★1

Comment to comic 4889 on 2018-03-25

That's a limp one. ★4

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

They can't be nuptial pads 'cos Johnson ... ★3

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

CCTV Watcher: "I saw my whole life swimm... ★6

Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25

Best you go over the 'footage' again. ★2

Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24

Actually, it's a proposition, "Let's dan... ★1

Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24

Possibly; he did present her with a ring... ★4

Comment to comic 4888 on 2018-03-24

Taken with love from a freshly manured b... ★2

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

Of course; it's nothing to do with makin... ★2

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

Full on! ★1

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23

They never drew a kitchen sink. ★2

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21

The only improbably proportioned crowd, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21

You've struck on his powers, Mr. Bob. Th... ★3

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

Pugly Mom looks like she's smoking a che... ★1

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

Does Bob mind being called a yokel? ★1

Comment to comic 3571 on 2018-03-20

Weird Al is not an anachronism but may b...

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

They're people with umbrellas unless the... ★1

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

He's fleeing from the inevitable ... com... ★2

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

@SharterStarter http://explosm.net/comic...

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

AWOL 2 and counting.

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

hallowed

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

Look stateless - subsume.

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

Today is the first day of Spring and the... ★3

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

Mum, he found his nose. ★1

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-20

I'm just popping out to get my nose.

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

It'd be a relevant post but all I think ... ★1

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18

Ahem. https://www.toonpool.com/cartoons/... ★2

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18

W turns and takes a lingering look at hi... ★1

Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18

"Hi, they call me ,,, uh, where am I?" ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

"Waldo!"

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

He's not being smoked - tobacco wasn't i... ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

Where there's muck there's brass. I thou... ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

The guy in the bottom right of the 'Gard... ★4

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

Witty Kitty, the nitty gritty is 'tis a ... ★6

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

Not many obese people are represented in... ★2

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

There's the storyboard, now for the cast... ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18

Satellite dishes?

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

Frogman [in the pink] scored another bot... ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

Anyone lost a cherry around here? ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

What a day to be harping on about it! ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-17

I STILL CAN'T FIND WALDO. Happy Saint Pa... ★2

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

BY girls.

Comment to comic 3960 on 2018-03-17

Budgerigars.

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

http://explosm.net/comics/2154/ ★1

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

Frigger smelt [pun] something fishy and ... ★1

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

Blue's retch - "potable" flashed through...

Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17

Going commando is commonplace as are spl... ★1

Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16

He tittered and stifled his merriment at...

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-16

Invisible you does have a badge; it's in...

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Fod Pefect ★1

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

Two bedrooms too.

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14

T for too.

Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13

Now stop playing truant or else your spi... ★1

Comment to comic 4877 on 2018-03-13

Green's dad logged out for the last time... ★1

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

If I must, I'll take the Feral Ghouls. ★1

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13

I hate the time changes. Their effects l... ★1

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12

In today’s materialistic world there is ... ★2

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-11

You want people to spend tuppence on the... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

Oi, get ff off my lawn. ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

There's a thing - I cud have worked it o...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11

On Mars, the Sun's rays are weaker becau...

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

Sounds like a 'Christian' reference to g... ★1

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10

...... "Edible sunglasses?"

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/P... ★2

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Bob wants to talk with you, Spattergirl[... ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Eat glitter. ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Moomin or in Moom, that was the ?

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

"Ouch", "Ouch!" [He meant movement.]

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

*hangs

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

But.. the specimen hands on for dear lif...

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Missed the fan again. ★2

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

ROOOOAAAR! No periperi. ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Yup, it's still there! ★1

Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07

Luckily not your great^n uncle. Now run ... ★1

Comment to comic 4871 on 2018-03-07

*read. It didn't say "only". ★2

Comment to comic 4871 on 2018-03-07

They'll never allow you on the Space Sta...

Comment to comic 723 on 2018-03-07

TV dinners, aah! Meanwhile: "The ammo". ...

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

And flyers. ★1

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

How far inland do seagulls go to find a ... ★1

Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07

Remnants of rare colony of snails discov... ★1

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Who said that anal was a form of contrac...

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Bumfrey, It is UNFunny... ★4

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Call out the SWAT team .. NO, not you, s...

Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-06

Polite and little shit don't go together...

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

Hand picked? ★1

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

It raised Orange's wiener often enough. ... ★1

Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-05

Overheard by an office water cooler; "Oh...

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

I think you are on about their features ...

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

Anything can be done in Holodeck No. 2.

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

Nearly http://explosm.net/comics/4555/ ★1

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

Detroit? ?? You can't write "pause".

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04

A 'sole effort.

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

Charles continues to deflate his gf.. ht... ★5

Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03

He's had plastic surgery. Yemen has also... ★6

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02

Yeah, cut down on plastic use. ★1

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02

Areola [as pointed out below].It's cold ... ★1

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28

Spare a thought for the donor. I didn't!... ★1

Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28

You'll have to imagine him feeling a rig... ★4

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

*their

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

Sweet Richard's fully extended too. ★1

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

He'll come out after an hour. ★1

Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28

Panel IV: "Say cheese". ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

As Marie Antoinette said, ... P.S. The g... ★1

Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27

Spot the "mystery" shopper.

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

Knock-off?

Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27

I'm not sure you're Battery about that. ★1

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

Garlic bread is typically made by laying... ★1

Comment to comic 2332 on 2018-02-25

Another drive-by shitter.

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-25

From early days to modern Olympics, "How... ★1

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

Any bonoboi will demonstrate. ★1

Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-25

Someone left the indoor lightning on aga...

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-24

Director's instruction?

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

Aah, but did Blue's cut lip come from Wh...

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

http://tophealthyfoodrecipes.com/chinese... ★1

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

Jepers, crepers, where'd y'get those pep...

Comment to comic 4860 on 2018-02-23

Wow, that's a beef - with added steroids... ★2

Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21

"Tum Essence - Because you're worth shit... ★2

Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20

Not guilty! ★2

Comment to comic 4858 on 2018-02-20

It's my Babadook impression, Daredevil. ... ★2

Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20

Cat-o-nine-tails?

Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20

19th February and counting.

Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20

A 2018 "droog". ★1

Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18

Pranksta, what is this frippery?

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17

Pets; pussies and also dogs. ★1

Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-17

It's the Year of The Dog ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16

It's OK, sent anonymously. In case you a... ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14

Arteries are red, veins are blue, A jar ... ★3

Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-14

Yeah, when you're pissing through a norm...

Comment to comic 4854 on 2018-02-14

Too bad about the splashes.

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14

Blue doesn't give a fig. He gave up Vale... ★1

Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14

Oedipus? ★3

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

Blue found it distasteful.

Comment to comic 51 on 2018-02-13

Outgassing - gas again!

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

♫ Home, Home on the range...♫ aϟϟhole. ★2

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

Prince peanut, We all know what you mean...

Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-10

It was a surprise housewarming - it blew... ★2

Comment to comic 2882 on 2018-02-10

Here, take a seat.

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

Whip it away. I meant the table cloth an... ★1

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

DNA tests for one's siblings. ★1

Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05

It was oozo!

Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04

Zip-tie me doodah, zip-tie me day, .... ★1

Comment to comic 3240 on 2018-02-03

Now go walkies.

Comment to comic 2945 on 2018-02-03

http://explosm.net/comics/2243/

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

"NO", cried the Front Bench but too late... ★1

Comment to comic 1881 on 2018-02-03

A full submission. UFC rules? No, custom...

Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03

A coffin fit. ★7

Comment to comic 3086 on 2018-02-03

"Large plug.

Comment to comic 3216 on 2018-02-02

What about Lex Luth ... oh, tish!

Comment to comic 489 on 2018-01-31

They all belong to Dummy.

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

Just the font for AA members.

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

Let me intervene - 16

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

Ten green bottles hanging On The Wall ★1

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

hoo needs arithmetric/arithmatic/... whe...

Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30

*frogging

Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-28

Don't fret, put it to music and get lots... ★1

Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27

deepfakes hero [or heroine].

Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27

Page 4 was where Astrology could be foun... ★1

Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24

Look out, there's a ButtShark behind you...

Comment to comic 3711 on 2018-01-24

Goblin' time

Comment to comic 2104 on 2018-01-24

Ack?

Comment to comic 4219 on 2018-01-16

Sigh ... Creamed, From [name a country],... ★1

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

... lenses, menses?

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

Your contacts are slipping ...

Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12

me two ★1

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12

me too.

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12

Croak ★1

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-12

He's pulled again.

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09

Time-travelling portaloos.

Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09

Blue reminds me of a ladybird [ladybug] ... ★1

Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08

Put it down in the basement for another ...

Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08

She meant "... ugly jumper... ". ★1

Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08

Thanks but my appetite has deserted me .... ★1

Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08

Another TED talk.

Comment to comic 3596 on 2018-01-08

Looks like applesauce to me. ★2

Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07

CD's spots have migrated south from his ...

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

A nodule is not a tiny nod nor is a shed... ★1

Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06

The Winner [Of The Custody Battle] Takes...

Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05

Which commenter is that? Should I have a...

Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05

Aubergine, Plum, Lilac? "I had a Burgund...

Comment to comic 248 on 2018-01-02

Look what Mr. Biggs found in his in tray...

Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02

Mass euthanasia out of sympathy. After a...

Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01

Green is one heck of a shoe fetishist.

Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-01

And whinny means whinny!

Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31

You need meaningful colour. ★1

Comment to comic 2434 on 2017-12-30

Where's his dick - he got stitched up.

Comment to comic 4815 on 2017-12-30

We have a classic case of lack of fulfil...

Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-29

Wet dreams? That's a massive wishboner. ...

Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27

Yes, or, Cole tits don't migrate very fa...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

Blue looks on in mock alarm as Green per...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

When I clap my hands you'll .... oh, for...

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25

You: "No, you can't have a tip".

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-24

Re[member] when your telomeres were long... ★1

Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-24

Applause: THAT'S an avatar!

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

... after the combs.

Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24

Also, in the story the chain was platinu...

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Brothers in arms. ★1

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Heh, heh Falert, "...enlightened...". ★1

Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23

Leggings?

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-23

First apply cyanide gas then mount then....

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-20

Face off time.. ”Owl be seeing you….” ★2

Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-20

They played leapfrog.

Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20

This year's fashion item for hoodies. Th...

Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20

That way he never has to wash his hands....

Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19

This is a job for DetectiveBabyCage; or ...

Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19

They're searching for their Maker. ★1

Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19

Peek-a-boo.

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18

"Two more Swans, please".

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18

More fake shit.

Comment to comic 483 on 2017-12-17

Dark green felt the warnings as the pres...

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-17

"I'll catch you". https://www.shine.cn/v... ★1

Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-17

Don't believe everything that the intern... ★2

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

Heels wound all times. ★1

Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16

What do you get when you agitate pie? Lo...

Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13

Blue. Consider fish into spread betting?...

Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13

Fast and Bulbous

Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13

..and a bitcoin is worth 383411115.20 Vi...

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12

For the pain test, Dr. must drink pints ... ★1

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12

Is it a bowling ball? Is it a bomb? No, ...

Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12

Sure is your Season.

Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10

He whistled for help through PURSED lips...

Comment to comic 4796 on 2017-12-10

Napoléon’s end was sticky. That’s French...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

NunNunNineteen? How about Astro in the A...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

Truncated but not docked.

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

He was too young to know that he'd been ...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

"It's a boyo!" Marvino, Welsh cousin of ...

Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06

!! Tall Justin: Origins.

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-05

Marked on its likeness's left breast - l...

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-05

Heh, heh - the tail.

Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04

We're being played with. Are you from a ...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04

Thanks again. You may think I'm potty bu...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04

Thank you for your congratulations. I ha...

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

Nah, she didn't want to take the plunge,... ★1

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

*the

Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03

It's a faux pass - he misunderstood he s...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

"...truEly, madEly, deeEply".

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2...

Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02

*Reoccurring; Þvörusleikir

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

Mr. and Mrs. Showers. Tyler's older sibl... ★1

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

Zika??

Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01

.... butt found on rindr .. ★2

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29

...anywhere but my fridge! ★1

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29

Johnson's untimely offer brought back to... ★4

Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29

Edited out or, should it be said, redact... ★1

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-29

You didn't mean in its cloaca, did you? ...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

Boss is sad but there are certain things...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

Johnson touched the Boss's inner person ...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

Since he had it in for Johnson the Boss ...

Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-28

"Boss, it's always up to you".

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

Better not look down.

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

The same applies if it's an EV but it ma...

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

And Moonshadow by Cat Stevens too.

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

*Cleft

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

An activity for driverless cars - you ca...

Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27

Whiteout Winter Wonderland.

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

MacKenzie Bezos is much alive as of toda...

Comment to comic 3286 on 2017-11-26

Sadoku.

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

No wonder Mayfield was better cropped th... ★2

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

*what they not whatever

Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26

A Doctor can tell so many things about o...

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-25

Coupling aint so bad. ★1

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24

Oh no - orange 'chlorophyll'. More like ...

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-22

Did you just assume the gender of Heaven... ★6

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

NOBODY knows the origin of the Buttshark...

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

Jholes? The ayes have it. ★1

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

Even worse: POTUS INTERRUPTUS, just like... ★1

Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-22

Dr. Who comes in many re-incarnations bu...

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

You mean whitewash.

Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22

Blank looks.

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-22

Yum!

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-22

A serious buyer - cash or credit?

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-22

Were they leaking?

Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21

Jack[s]. 1 comes in a special range of t...

Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20

http://explosm.net/comics/4442/ [Leave t... ★1

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

Angela, Head of Retail, is phasing out t...

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

Are there two of you?

Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19

There's a cease and desist order!

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

Gaminee - at least you try it on hetero ...

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

Just a counterpoint to keep the excellen... ★2

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

Barbados?

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

Smart guns. ★1

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-19

*Aggressively ;-) ★1

Comment to comic 4778 on 2017-11-18

Got him right up the cuirass without hac...

Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-18

Edward Scissorhands never did. Falert ma... ★2

Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17

"She's been feeling a little puffy." Myt...

Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-15

Happy Christmas! ★1

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

Even if the Celestial bat turns, after m... ★1

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

Term of self abuse: suck, spit/swallow, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

... surrounding ^stormy [scum] slick ......

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

Sensually ^spore slamming ...

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

^SpongeBob Sensually ...

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

... surrounding ^scum slick ...

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

... shit ^sea suddenly ...

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

Sensually ^stalk slamming ...

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

...sultry ^sword shaven slits. http://ex... ★2

Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15

Call the Fire Brigade [Department, Servi... ★2

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15

Super-Ficial did a victory barrel roll a...

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15

The name is Dick; Tracey Dick.

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15

That's why nanopenisman carries a gun ★2

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15

Did you " make that up "? ★1

Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15

Super Ficial has made her ID unRobbable;... ★1

Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12

Devils ride The Taming of The Shrew ★1

Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12

Every time he looks at a bottle, it's em...

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Yep, it took bottle.

Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11

Blondie wanted Orange shirt who was chat... ★1

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11

Ergo, home isn't where the heart is unle... ★2

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11

You're the only one who mentions the out... ★1

Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-10

Aw, he's only got himself to play with i... ★1

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Quietly buzzing.

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

No-wonder woman will never be an Amazon ... ★2

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Reduce your masturbation and you'll get ...

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Pre-inspection thoughts?

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

I know, "Grandma, Motherfucker." ★9

Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09

Granny, What a big .. pair of .. black .... ★1

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

...and so the transition from old fashio... ★1

Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07

Losing your grasp?

Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05

Straws...Pennies...Passwrod...

Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05

Plot twist: Johnson is a mortuary attend...

Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05

Yes. They're all street synonyms and sho... ★1

Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04

"Susan" is a name I associate with Scott... ★1

Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04

Sign it, Susan, and it becomes art. [A l... ★1

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04

*Avatar ★2

Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01

Sucker! ★1

Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01

Happy Halloween from Ouchwitz. ★3

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

Roast chestnuts.

Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30

A Pro Life, Time Lapse birth and a labor... ★1

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Hmpf, never learn to lay a table. ★2

Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29

Kokked up again.

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28

Ragnarök comes but ONCE per year. Sound ... ★5

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28

Dicktated by Nigerian Prince Charming Me... ★3

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25

Off topic: http://explosm.net/comics/779... ★1

Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25

Wax on!

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

"boobies

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-25

Yeah, don't allow or swallow the callow ...

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

Yeah, I know; "Trick or Tweet?" ★3

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-23

His Pumpkin outfit is rotten.

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21

What do you see in the picture apart fro...

Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21

I thought forging was the work of a blac...

Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-20

The devil is Satan'S little helper.

Comment to comic 4751 on 2017-10-17

Rounds of applause for their last live p... ★3

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

"Pull back faster, men".

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

His last meal before starting to fast? ★1

Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14

I bet you step in something. ★1

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

Hey shadowy figures, I'm drawing a bead ... ★1

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13

I've lost "écrou+". P.S. Is Beender alle...

Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11

Speech through ear defenders?

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

All right, I'll make the comment - "Each... ★1

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

Making eggnog TMTCJ?

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

Surely you mean "Tips"? ★1

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

Spit or swallow?

Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11

Mull of Kintyre. ★1

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

Something evil has beset your latest ava... ★1

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

She on the blob?

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

Coconuts v. Brazil nuts? Easy.

Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10

That IS getting caught short.

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

Maybe it [the red sac] and it's contents...

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

To throw detectives off the scent the fo... ★1

Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09

Oh Santa, your sac has decomposed. ★2

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

Is that a mushroom cloud above your hair... ★1

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

See Squid below for tentacles sucking.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

"I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter". ★2

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-09

Cane calamari ... Suck my tentacles!

Comment to comic 4743 on 2017-10-08

Lipsticked one: "That's what keeps stick...

Comment to comic 4742 on 2017-10-07

WHAT A TOSSER! ★2

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04

BLURGHARGH. It looks like Green Shirt go...

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

Pizzas, oops, I swore.

Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03

The monkey was reading it. ★1

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

The burning of the Great Library of Alex... ★2

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

Tip o' the hat for noticing the correct ...

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

BOOKWORMS.

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

To be displayed on an equally useless se...

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

"You were a good father tome". ★2

Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03

..a six pack Dad. ★1

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

The pages are sticky. Are you sure that'... ★1

Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02

erm ... La Isla Bonita?

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Pushing up Daisy's?

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Ten whole minutes! You can pull your fin... ★3

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01

Lawns?

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30

It's another cutting remark from Old Old...

Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30

Why would he want weed seeds off his law...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Respond to The Poleish Dating Agency [Co... ★1

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

Now we know how you get your bread and b...

Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27

A bit close to the bone[r], PMT? ★4

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26

Shucks, the wind blew.

Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26

So what are the bugs looking at?

Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26

Step 2: Locate the doorknob.

Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26

Flapper.

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

Timmy never was breastfed. ★2

Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24

I keep thinking about woodpeckers. ★1

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

Faceblob looks like a floating mine.

Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23

The Four Horsemen and their Master have ... ★1

Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20

Heh, heh - another small business disrup...

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

You shouldn't put anything sharper than ...

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

I can't say it... "Mule Cult", "Bulk Emu...

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

Their lips are sealed.

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

No comment.

Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20

Extras for silent films.

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

Are you one of the World's Greatest Cont...

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

BYO eyes.

Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19

Or ... who is he helping to do this?

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17

Beware the ?Mark of Zorro.

Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17

More shitposters. ★2

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17

Beatboxer - the uncut version. ★1

Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16

Four Siamese cats can't pick their noses... ★1

Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12

Nearly identical clones are very annoyin... ★1

Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11

Natch.

Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10

Wood against wood is required with some ...

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

Pedals.

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

Now that IS an ugly duckling.

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

What do smart stick cuckolds do?

Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06

Obviously.. and yet.. "Who's the daddy?"...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

Air your grievances - what about wet one...

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06

It's Trelaf time.

Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05

Exhaustamundo.

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05

No tongues.

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05

How about any option for neutering?

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05

This bitch knows how to aim her piss ver...

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05

A brilliant name for a new messaging app...

Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-04

Silly question mark.

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

He's got his head, got his eyes, got his...

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

No waifus, I mean pillows, either.

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

Come on peeps, look on the bright side. ...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

I always thought that tchers showed some...

Comment to comic 1668 on 2017-09-04

Ladykillers are spreading.

Comment to comic 1668 on 2017-09-04

He did not use HIS hands.

Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04

Jim hides in the most forsaken motel off...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

Thor flies by his thong which is attache...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

The ¥10n21 bottom pimple.

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

Pokémon is aerial sport but don't sing a...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

There s a special painkiller for that bu...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

Saturday of course. Maybe there'll be an...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-04

"The sniper carefully drew a bead on the...

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Didn't you mean outhouse?

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02

Change stops but Time continues. Where's...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Pie rat, are you a joint news anchor wit...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02

Meme Genius Wannabe's turn for restorati...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01

Fine but JackieChan is not explained yet...

Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-01

Yellow can't read but he can vote.

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01

Termite?

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30

Is the barman backpedalling because he t...

Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30

Beem there, didn't do it. "私の署名なしで真正なものは...

Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-30

They DO grow on logs.

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

"Your Patience Test has come back positi... ★4

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

Patience - waiting for him to get it up.... ★1

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

He should try hitting with Mjolnir. Shou...

Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30

Test your staying power. ★1

Comment to comic 4710 on 2017-08-29

My, Celia!

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

You kid us not. ★4

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

This looks more like a Henry VIIIth situ...

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

Jim's turned vegetarian.

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

It was our Happy Home, "DunKinning".

Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-28

Jim got another little surprise some yea...

Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28

Cupid stunt. ★1

Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-27

Squirrels! Over here.

Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25

Add some fake glasses, hair, eyebrows, t...

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

There was no such thing as a considered ... ★1

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

Where's I am Legion II?

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

He blames it on the level of synthetic o... ★1

Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23

Sloe Jim, all this time you thought you ... ★1

Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-22

Fund it with Buttcoin. ★4

Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21

Tonsillectomy Blue?

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

Then shouldn't Jim call me? ★1

Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21

It came by Special D.

Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20

Even if it were Whiskey with the added '...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19

Orange shirt could have rung "Tall Piece...

Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18

Halfway up, Orange shirt encountered a s... ★5

Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18

Ever tried tying your shoelaces with one...

Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-15

"Her thigh gap is bigger than mine ..., ...

Comment to comic 4698 on 2017-08-15

Frame 1 has so many possibilities: "This... ★1

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15

That's what the short guys are for.

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15

She doesn't have to climb trees for date... ★2

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

By extension [Hue, hue - twice], long me...

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

Her heart belongs to Daddy Long-legs.

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

...and comments springing therefrom.

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-14

She's not talking about his legs!

Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-13

Consolation prize - upskirting!

Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13

This woof doesn't tweet.

Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12

"I'm a doctor. Here's an unlocked and lo...

Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12

Pop went the Purple Star.

Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12

I'm certain there's some diddling in as ...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09

It’s pe.. raining and the Bluetits are j...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

Blue shirt was too quick in taking his s... ★1

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08

Blue: Double or quits? Green: I 'll see ...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

I just realized that well rotted horse m...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08

Detilly 46 comments starting at 2016-03-...

Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07

I pleaded outlaw-wise...

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-04

… but … which one is McGregor?

Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04

Happy Stabbing ... I mean Birthday, Kris...

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

"Momma, why is my name 'A Load of Bull'"...

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

Hi Goddammit.

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

Alternatively, the last calf could've ha...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01

Hit the road, Jack.

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

Gridlock/50 mile tailback on the freeway...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

They look diesel powered.

Comment to comic 4684 on 2017-07-30

Robotization means he'll never work agai...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Kumquat?

Comment to comic 3726 on 2017-07-29

You can see he's racking his brains. She...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Yeah, if you run into the dunes you'll n...

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29

Hope it wasn't a Tea Tree lake!

Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28

A dream beach but run kid, the Sandman i...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

These people uphold the laws that I make...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

There are 7 bn + people on this planet a...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

Are you taking the piss out of blind one...

Comment to comic 1050 on 2017-07-28

Purple had an attack.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

It does depend on where you are looking ...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

So do paedos.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

DALEKS and stairs don't mix.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

The case is 'arrested' Pino on 'grounds'...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

Favorited for 'un-shove'.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Is inbreeding a problem there?

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

...in fatness and in hell, eff...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Beender, you have competition in the Sti...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Panel 1.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

... and can only arrest amputees.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Not a distant sniper then.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Call in the Armed Police Drones.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

What did you day his name is, Dispatch? ...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

" You're also to blame because my bodyca...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

To clean it out?

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

Ticks tend toward the open air - you mus...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

On Thanksgiving Day call them ground pep...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Soldier ants in an all devouring river?

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

That's a sound bite.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Handy, can you span the difference?

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Person with the highest spam count.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

No wonder it's nervous. Mosquitos are go...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Tell it to the Boy Scouts.

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Cows apparently react to the Aids virus ...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Hi Harry Lime, fellow inhabiter of dark ...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Diving and swimming events?

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

Jaw clamping.

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

No more bed wetting then, Airline Pilot....

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Might I recommend the one inch punch?

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

ZZ Top.

Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24

Ding, ding, ding; Round 2.

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

Wrong, bear in a bar, it's your tab.

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

Worms?

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

This pfp/avatar does look too angry. Spi...

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

And a badge.

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

It's ullshit!

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

"I'm behind my puppet, Young Adolf, all ...

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

Are C&H Comments the right platform for ... ★1

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22

Scatterbrained? ;)

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22

King Cnut tried to stop the tide coming ...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

Blind as a bat and ball'

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

Quicksand?

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

If your pfp was a landline handset, I'd ...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

I do like your word, "skevy".

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

You're torn.

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

What's with people misusing the word "ce...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19

Some dilution does increase your actual ...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19

No-one would play with him...or did they...

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

Twerkin' Girl returns!

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-17

I took this one from... /comics/973. I h...

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16

The cursor is wrongly placed.

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16

Is he praying in panel 1?

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16

for some marinara.

Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16

... but first I've got to get this crap ...

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

I commend your misspelling my good perso... ★2

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

The Waiter? ★2

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Reality TV, cheap props! ★1

Comment to comic 4670 on 2017-07-15

Don't worry Ma'am, it was actually a tap... ★1

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Ha Fing Ha.

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Try drinking lots of milk.

Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12

Chew it over?

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

How many pints?

Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12

A hardened drinker?

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Can the excess heat from server farms be...

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Holy shit, they converse!

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Soggy black chips corporation.

Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11

Oh look, more potatoes.

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

Ask Hlakar.

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

You mean it could have historical value....

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

Dentists! ★1

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

Is this a constipation contest?

Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09

I've no knowledge or intendo: are they c...

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

I forgot to mention The Derek.

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

Wow, Rob, Dave and Kris need your idea s...

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

Where is your badge...?

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

Curses, frustrated again.

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

somewhere else's comment will recur.

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

Wally, where's Dorothy?

Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09

She's not a wifey hotspot, Robobert. ★3

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Abyss mal.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

CO, you missed out the 'only'.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Brought to you from the Fukushima Exclus...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

The first one to do so kicks the others ...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

So what is that dark splodge in the back...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Someone from 537 is hiding in the tree.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Perhaps The Derek is there, undercover.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Er, anyone can join, can't Dave, Rob and...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

not realizing they were out on a limb.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07

Not relevant but gizmo.do/GwBWeRZ

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07

Me too. Copy and paste your jokes there ...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

Woof.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07

Cuba?

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07

Your argument [and gun] seem compelling....

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07

The eggs mean, "Wrong Nest".

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

I thought it was hair but the brownness ...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

Fart juice? ★2

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

Not been beating the tattoo lately then....

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

If you're thinking about how you treat y...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

Are there condoms in the flag colours an...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07

The lengths people go to for sponsors ;)...

Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-05

American budgie smugglers!

Comment to comic 2841 on 2017-07-05

They both know they really want a quicki...

Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05

Invisibly of course.

Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05

What about the smell of the lent shoes?

Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05

Still unseeable; sexual. ★1

Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05

I am not here; no really. I'm not. Blue ...

Comment to comic 2730 on 2017-07-04

'Cos I've got two! ★1

Comment to comic 2730 on 2017-07-04

Both of them. ★1

Comment to comic 2448 on 2017-07-04

Believe me Sis, it's Virtual Reality.

Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-07-04

Cheers Zog. "Abyssinia".

Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04

OK, Killer Cheese provided the cardinal ...

Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04

Repetitively. ★1

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Actually, I'm trying to be the opening c...

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

I am trying to be as disgusting as this ...

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Lube dealer

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Worse if he had facial hair; even worse ...

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Hi, I am not sure why I keep of thinking...

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Tusk, tusk!

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

What does this make Mexico?

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Looking forward to breakfast?

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

He can apply the rest to a sandwich.

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Provocation through nasal exercises?

Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03

Hey fever.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Anti drug bear might understand.

Comment to comic 2017 on 2017-07-02

Diapers were expensive but look at the p... ★2

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Bollolocks, it's a nuclear bum.

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Superglued some pennies to the floor?

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

How many entrances/exits in your Warren?...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Capture them all, spoilsport. No-one car...

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

Which Kardashun has blonde hair?

Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02

It's a 3 pin plug! ★1

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

"Its" not "it's" too!

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Eff. I'm on my phone and "want" instead ... ★1

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

A change of direction until tomorrow. Wo... ★1

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

A fan of rag-rolling?

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Maybe Northerners hear differently, come...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

It must be giving you pins and needles ....

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

It's an unfunny joke about how Pommies h...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Panty hose !?

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Is that what became of the Purple shirte...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-01

Together we can knock 'em down [or up, H...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

It's painful.

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

Apostrophe!

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

He and his ball went down the lane.

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

I agree PM T. I'll expand further to say...

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

... for you, Lois.

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

One in a hole. ★2

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28

Green has plenty of meat and sweetbreads...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

No, you're looking at the VR version. Sh...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

Curling next week unless they put it on ...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

It's only six, therefore only 2x as funn...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

Panel one doesn't show Green as wickedly...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

OS could have told GS that he was a mult...

Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-27

They met on a Matching Site but Orange i...

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

He was Rob's pin up.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Green is belly-aching.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Red saw red.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Explain your counting, please.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Tips for painting.

Comment to comic 3400 on 2017-06-27

What has happened to Copy Santa's right ...

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26

On behalf of all the people who collabor...

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26

Three-legged racers.

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26

Oi, moonspeak was first and definitely t...

Comment to comic 4655 on 2017-06-26

Sixty nine.

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

I'm still looking for defiance though.

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

Who gets the distinction of cleaning you...

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

Cremulant. Oh, wrong universe.

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

Donuts also come with cream or, as Zog. ...

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

2017 is apprentice year, again.

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-26

Filthy; you don't know where they've bee...

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25

If there are eradicated comments, why wo...

Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25

I went bowling and in the party was a gu...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Uplifting apparel, eh, Harry.

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Is that a poker reference and where's yo...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Ladies and other females, would you dona...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Sounds like you've been on a low level s... ★2

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Harry goes anaerobic when flaccid. Does ...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Then this comic wasn't the best start to...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

Deep sea diving; must have explored an u...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25

I've not actually been in Oakland and I ...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Or Texas Gangrene No. Maybe not. Oakland...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Hand

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

I want to live where I don't have the th...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Internet: Losing.

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

A speed, smack etc. addict had their ele...

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Wand would be haved for that answer.

Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24

Glastonbury ain't bad, yet, Harry.

Comment to comic 1096 on 2017-06-24

...from the cess pool.

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24

Photo opportunities may be more limited....

Comment to comic 856 on 2017-06-24

Tagalog?...?...?...? ??..??..??

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

If I'd spelled your # 2) as cockbrooch y...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

@nullion. Geez, you know your ammo. I th...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dev...

Comment to comic 1490 on 2017-06-23

Beetlejuice you c***s

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Cockbroaches.

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Another brill insult. "Your DICKS, Sir"....

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Ah, the peace and quiet of the night and...

Comment to comic 1171 on 2017-06-23

The machine looks like a giant old mobil...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

A good word, JC, but I can't find what i...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

I'm not US based: Are there police force...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

.yllaeR ?erus uoY

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

BAM, damn it!.

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

Sorry, I just thought: for those of you ...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

Blue should accept his smallness....mess...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

*****electric bicycles?

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

What, swapped magazines?

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21

B.O.

Comment to comic 3440 on 2017-06-21

So they could laugh too.

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

It is time for Military Policeman Obviou...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

I didn't previously understand where "Ya...

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

I've seen my first block chain?

Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21

It is nearly the third time this joke ha...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

One day...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

OK, Shatty.

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Didn't either.

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Couldn't have said it better yourself. ★1

Comment to comic 1391 on 2017-06-21

A blunderpigon. ★2

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

On holiday Les?

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

Does Ms Rogers roger?

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21

TMH: Yeah, typing on a laptop or phone i...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-20

TMH, the speed of light is one of our sc...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-20

An idea: Guest appearances on C&H charac...

Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-20

The 'real' Alec Baldwin?

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

To The Derek: A Not a Flag but an Unfavo...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Nobody does it better.

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

brit milah, p lease.

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20

Well, ProfessAdeath, you've taken on the... ★1

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

Israelis are prodigious producers of sof...

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

Male Genital Mutilation will film it for... ★1

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

But why?

Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19

Katsurei.

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

A triplet would look weird. ★2

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Hey, I know it is UK based but it's a st...

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

The latest fidget spinners. ★3

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19

Loads of stories on Search but: www.cnn....

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-18

Is plastic going out of fashion?

Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-18

Or.. "..use these to get her pregnant an...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Maybe their presence is to 'gruntle' him...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

That's the tradesmen's entrance.

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

They were riding a horse?

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

It's hot; I think you mean weeps. Or swe...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Never mind, he can always apply an ice p...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Yep. 2 entrances to the bar as well?

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18

Whichever way you look at it, the barten...

Comment to comic 2567 on 2017-06-17

I didn't get this on first reading think...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

El caballo no hablaba inglés. ★1

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

Only if she was on the 'morning after' p... ★1

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

Think ahead to the not too distant futur...

Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17

They all minister to the spiritual world...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Doodle lang, do lang, do lang.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

It's a knotty problem.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

Have you any wlool? ★1

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

See Zombie Jesus in Crucifixion II.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

"... doesn't look a thing like Jesus... ...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-17

The suspenCe is killing him.

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

Got a surfeit of false messiahs? Buy " K...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16

So many people have been up her. Well, t...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14

Joseph: well known stepfather carpenter....

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14

Blah blah cross cross blah...

Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14

Another example of the Son paying for th...

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

Ready salted?

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

To Gangrene: Modern TV, it is loads of r...

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

I am fed up with predictive text - Meatl...

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

Martin Lee Aday's ex [but very much aliv...

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

Search: Do parrots cry tears? Not that I...

Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14

Well said, yesterday's joiner.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

Mayan priests weren't celibate.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

The arms [heh, heh] dealer must not allo...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

This is the best put down.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

Female soldiers are now allowed combat r...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14

TMH: Why do we have to lick Green Spine'...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

First of all you must find our whether h...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

Even Grey's deep firearm penetration of ...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

They'll be sharing a trench next.

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

Musket balls, the Obvious ranks have wet...

Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13

Teal's weapon is aimed at THAT eye.

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-13

You have the gall to say that. ★5

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Such a long staircase with no handrail -...

Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12

Try stepping on something small, sharp, ...

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

Sm arm y puns Dph?

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

Yellow can't even wipe the smirk off Gre... ★2

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11

Yellow won't be slitting his wrists.

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11

Be like T. Rex. ★2

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

I like the female Fosbury Flop [DICK Fos...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

Poor Mary. Jim did come quickly though!

Comment to comic 1300 on 2017-06-11

JIM.

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11

Up, up and away. I like the way his land...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10

Tell me where he lands - I want to go th...

Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10

They're modular, autonomous and they can...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

Tinkerbell is below the bar. ★1

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

Two timer. Don't let your left hand know...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10

What does this mean? Accidentally making...

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

A defence for blue: we can't see the Blu... ★1

Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09

She doesn't take off her invisibility cl... ★3

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-09

Yellow shit could be nude if his face wa...

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-09

So Yellow shit sleeps 'commando' and Str... ★1

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

Chuckle , 3 minor league teams.

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

Out of passing interest, I searched for ...

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

How did teach know that teen Johnny was ...

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

Spaghetti, broccoli on milky white thigh...

Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07

I cannot imagine Chris Martin singing th...

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

Surely, Milk wasn't battered as a child?...

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

It sounds transmittable, like mould only...

Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06

Is Milk packing a six shooter, no, shoot...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

POlice; there's a stalker in town.

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

"ER doctor, what should I do?" "Have a s...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

Fanny you should mention that - have you...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

It's either mental or judg... No, not to...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06

"Make Up", giggle . Plucking her eyebrow...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04

She's tired of the view? Think of the th...

Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04

No cordcutters.

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

So, do you recommend full fat or skimmed...

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

Klim.

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

10) Blue"s baring his milk teeth .

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

Wondermilk, created during a thunderstor...

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

Bottle Fed - hehe.

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

*milk

Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04

Amongst my suspensions of belief with Da...

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04

At first I thought it may be cross Pond ...

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04

Tennis, Zog but I've never heard them vi...

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-04

Pardner is really squeezing crying Green...

Comment to comic 4635 on 2017-06-03

But it's not a one hOSs town!

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03

He's gotta keep protecting his alter ego...

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-03

It is a trompe l'oeil: the perspective o...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

I just saw comic # 21 again. It had pres...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

In Latin, to turbate [ter bah tey] and t...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

I think you meant " congregations".

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

My hands are English by birth.

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Red, They're meatballs. ★1

Comment to comic 1538 on 2017-05-30

The wind.

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

A chance bystander just happened to take...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me your...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Latin is a language As dead as dead can ...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Xi Ji Ping all over the floor too.

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Seems loopy to me.

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

Oh. it is varied; sometimes it goes coun...

Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30

"Fidget Spinners out for Harare, typo, H...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Jean Genie

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

"..wench.."?

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

"..poor little greenie.. "

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Doc, I'm wearing rock star gloves with r...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Even the threat, let alone the actuality... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

That's not a twist; it's a complete and ... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Hi Chap?, It's only an image that I like... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

'Cos, of course, he wasn't worried about...

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Noodle can. Not. ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Flap your arms - Italians do it for comm... ★1

Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29

Lawyers do not box in Hell! ★1

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

Been in any foxholes lately?

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

Green seems soft in the head. One for Fo...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Your colour doesn't matter if the other ...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Scroll further to The Man Himself, Dph.

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

What about his orchard of spaghetti tree...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Philosophical question: Where did Time, ...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

It, the left one, will write you a chequ...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Cropsy is fod. It is temporary because h...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

It means he'll forever have to pay Taxes... ★2

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-27

Death and Taxes. Thanks, Zog, for the se...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

4 month's later [not moths, months] "You...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Les, you are far better than this. Have ...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Streaming it but had to have another sna...

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

2nd birth, it's shown already.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Anyone got an itch?

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

No. .

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

No again.

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Wait a while -. - You don't wan't to be ... ★1

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

'cos it was indigenous?

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

Small?

Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27

I'm sorry, it's a phantom, Fatty.

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Lick your zits BrothrBear. In the mean t...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Edward, possibly sort of, Daenerys, defi...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

OK, a small sample of 20,000. "Your jobs...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Under the table quickly, it's the Photob...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Can they be dangerous?

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

If I join Tinder I can ' bop a cutie'. W...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Well done! Pass it on to BrothrBear.

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26

Their tariff system makes that uneconomi...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

Escaped Budgerigar. KK, Who's there? Esc...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

Jungle, yes, but I don't know if they ha...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

It is rendered extraordinarily. ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

You can't see the 'cop' handling his bil...

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

Ymca roleplayers come round for a sandwi... ★1

Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24

I can't stop thinking about the film Leo...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Green is pulling the smallest face ever....

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

In the meantime, have a drumstick on me,...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Mmn, insect bacon!

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Mmn, insect bacon. Oh, should have revie...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

This is an example of commenting then th...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Watch out girls, an STD is bad no matter...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

"As old as my tongue and a little bit ol...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Those are Dph's speciality and she/he/it...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

A possible answer may be 'Caesar'. Cripe...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Don't worry Brandon. We won't bite.

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Elvira? The furries are creeping in.

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

I searched "young blood" and got too man...

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23

Sap.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Provide dentists their living?

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Just another image that I liked. The lad...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Fug me, they've entered the Mist.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Our heroes go for a secluded stroll.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Well. My doctor refused to prescribe me ...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Great minds w.nk alike.. ★1

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Because... this happens if no-one answer...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

It's a random Ai trying to be human. ★1

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

I heard that BitDung was going up again....

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Keep trying Brandon; it's the only way y...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22

Good thing the lawyer was not in front o...

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22

Taobao is less expensive.

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Pouter's Crop

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

You are correct, Goggles. Olden day cart...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Good ol' French waiters - they don't bit...

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

You mean, "Sit on it", CO.

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Paying by card, Sir?

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Tiff in, Jeeves?

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

'Bludger'- translatable but particularly...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Activity puts food on our plates, doesn'...

Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21

Pretty?

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

...so who is pluggin' who?

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-19

The 'bride' is wielding a pistol and the...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

No, it's a breeze!

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

The water shortage is over.

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

This was not seen on an electronic billb...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

I thought it was a normal, steamy sessio... ★2

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

What did Granny actually learn to suck? ...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

What, whisking them away?

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Let me guess, you're a soldier?

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Not for me but... Scotch. Plenty of meat...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

"Legless".

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

No matter how it comes, I won't have an ...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

In the second panel Orange looks as if h...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Without life you have no function. My na... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15

Not Mother's Day?

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14

Green still changed them!

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13

Green is a street scam artist a la 'Find...

Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13

Plot spin: the babies are twins of the n...

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

He's a good accountant - why discard a p...

Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-05-12

Ho Zog, congrats on your badges. 1105201...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

Oh yeah, who are "we"?

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

A lot of people are quiet and many have ...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

Is there anyone here who came out of pri...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

His real one is nowhere as big as the pi...

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

aaaaand you can't see his Mum's disappoi...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

... cannot spell either.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

Floating with legs? You're best off aski...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

He first found fame in Saturday Night Fo...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09

Are your gladioli rancid?

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

Keep your urges hidden, JA.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

Green's Private Dancer.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

Green raised his hands to his temples in...

Comment to comic 4412 on 2017-05-08

Squarrelling, a new term to me. Another ...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

FO 3rd.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

FO 2nd.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

FO 1st.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

Death, meet Recycle. Mates? until the en...

Comment to comic 1040 on 2017-05-08

Yellow next.

Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-08

Moving Green makes him have depth - look...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Tish.

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Sleeping on the bach?

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Silly me, I should have guessed.

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

How do Leprechauns procreate? No, please...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

How often? ★1

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

How many times dude? ★1

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Krilliant! ★1

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Wtf, I corrected was and still got wawd....

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08

Bedboy wawd fapping but he didn't know i...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07

Hey C&Hsuperhero#146, I know what a moun...

Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07

.. and then realised he'd wet the bed......

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Red Mars on a blue sky perhaps.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07

Missing what you said; it's a recolourin...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

Liar.

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

wtf is a universally recognised search e...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

Morning a lot of you [us], Yes, you've n...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

Let us know, please [D].

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

One? - Which country was that 'one' from...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

When they were expecting creme fraiche. ...

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

Nudely! ★1

Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06

LJ's pin is handy.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

No, c'mon, it's a sick musical.

Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05

josef?

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

explosm.net/comics/3138/

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

I do not consider myself a long standing...

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

O eff, I laughed!

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

That poster is not married, captcha dude...

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

Well posted, wait, no I retract that. ★1

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

Have you missed that one?

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

?? ??

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

"And your convictions too."

Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01

Yards? You can come in to The Mile High ...

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

Er, the ship or 69 translations?

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

That went down well. ★1

Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01

SIGH , such a waste of Time.

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

Congratulations Astro. I had to search U...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

Rhsxar could have posted; "Not really, b...

Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30

Fott, even I don't understand this one. ...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Or, as our grand and great grand childre...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

Yeah.... yeah? Anyway. I am sure they [g...

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28

For Cropsy's sake: No, you can't share m... ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

I am latterly familiar with it - it must...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Time, face it.

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

That got past the U - bend too.

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

4nos

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Try Mary. ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

A nigrating noose? Eff, that took ages t...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

This post was brought to you by the Pris... ★1

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Brokbak's comment is not encrypted and d...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Hi KC, is there a book for dyslexics in ...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

Hit the road Jack! Daniel's travelling t...

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26

At first I thought it was a doctor putti...

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26

He got his streaming service. ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25

VR cold role play still won't get you we... ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25

It's coldpee. ★1

Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25

I look forward to your Jotds - they prov... ★2

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

All hail the omnipresent, inscrutable sm...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

An exceptionally well versed Bible athei...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Keep off the trains!

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Is Church 'smelly' to you?

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

C&H is simple/complicated enough. How ma...

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

The Sadist closed the window.

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24

What's green, assphyxiating and heavier ...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Bequeathed by a being emerging from a hu...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Whine ... His gift wrapping is better th...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

I keep thinking "Narendra".

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

God's teeth! What do you think of them, ...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

As in the colours of St. George?

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

"Succour to the flock". Yep, your eyes a...

Comment to comic 4200 on 2017-04-16

Chelsea didn't show wrath ... is she his...

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Shear enjoyment. ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

Song Title: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On...

Comment to comic 4359 on 2017-04-15

Jessica didn't wear a c-string.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

"Underware" Chuckle

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

"Grammar maxis" Chuckle

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

I do chuckle at the 'new' words that typ...

Comment to comic 4296 on 2017-04-15

Blue's developing a cleft palate.

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

"Go away" singularity[s].

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

http://explosm.net/comics/556/

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

There are some commenters who post only ...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15

I thought so too but checked in case the...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Seriously, don't get sneezed upon by an ...

Comment to comic 2294 on 2017-04-14

Yet another cure for zits. [Don't you fl... ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

She's rolling Easter Eggs.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

You can FO2, boring . ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

That'll teach him to 3d print a baby usi...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

We saw a white drone followed by a light...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Your pfp looks like a moustached FrankeN...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Tell the Derek too; they might betray an...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

In about a lunar month's time . . .

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Baby didn't have the chance to throw its...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

You do mean a highchair for the kid? And...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

@Noodle This and my previous icon of yes...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

Djinncest. ★1

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

It shows the honest muck of a gardener's...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

Tiffany?

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

*boldly

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

MULCH....

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11

OK, let's get this going: MILFs: Not You...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Who's still celebrating Palm Sunday?

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Can you imagine him being a concert peni... ★1

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

How did the soundtrack go?

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Search tells me it was an American Carto...

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

"Friends, C&H ers, Countrymen....Lend me... ★1

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Eerie. ★1

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10

Like up his jacksie? What would you call...

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

To think that Green was sitting on the e...

Comment to comic 2749 on 2017-04-09

That ain't kosher.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

I think Professor Guy better return to T...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

She's got no reason to fret.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

.... made in ?'s image?

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Des jumeaux?

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

http://explosm.net/comics/1282/

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Will he leave the blade inside her?

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Almost sounds Biblical.

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Or, er, frackin'.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

How many faces did you see?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Oh, here's your credit cards ... and you...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Good innit?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

For Space Week? Of course.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Woolly thinking.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

I searched "dragon in a bikini". Neat. 2... ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Many more to come!

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Thanks to Saganite: Green definitely fel...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

The doc never asked if Green shirt had M...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

The winner of this year's UFC contest is...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Does your wife sing ... your praises?

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

We'll say no more about the wet, strande...

Comment to comic 945 on 2017-04-04

... and tell me a better place to fertil...

Comment to comic 3729 on 2017-04-04

... under the cameltoe . ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04

"You'll never get to Dismaland with that...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

All that IQ and doesn't know what snow i... ★2

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Yeah.

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Are genies hermaphrodite? ★2

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

You blurted?

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03

Dribbling. ... "I am the [slather] genie...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03

Fashioned after Kim.

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03

He sore that coming. This message is del...

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

I don't know why, but I don't think you ... ★1

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

It's still colonic irritation.

Comment to comic 3684 on 2017-04-02

This joke was prematiure.

Comment to comic 3882 on 2017-04-02

He had penetrative sex with her just to ...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Falo P. Antube, why is the surname Oris ... ★1

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Olaf, why has Blue Zombie got a white pa...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Olaf, why'd you draw Blue with a dirty b...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-01

And the joke came from ... RCGland Ho, H...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Something's gotten hold of its balls ......

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Huh? Birds regurgitate part digested foo...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-03-31

It worked elsewhere!

Comment to comic 1333 on 2017-03-31

Have you started?

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

It's actually a portal to the multiverse...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Hey TGITG, another way to live rent free...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Wick head.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

What happens if he rubs the lamp from th... ★2

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Self building and maintaining solar powe...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

Relevant to Dave: Richard III - Turd. Co...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

When I was very young [and realized litt...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

Funny: 3rd wish - Richard. Gross [all ro...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28

*lets ;)

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28

OCD?

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Female gangnamsters!

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

It was a stuffed moggy and did not do an...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Alt. cough .

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

Take comfort in the fact that you will b...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-26

Tosser. ★1

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Was the lover from New Year's Eve 2015, ...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

The judge was moved by compassion too.

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

It certainly is a tearjerker. [How do yo...

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

Bestiality sucks.

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

Everyone, only Robin knows the answers. ★1

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24

Blondes DO have more fun.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

SHC, it may be a typo but 'Whinnie' inst...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

I'm going to regret this - ".. and the b...

Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-03-22

Aka Zogaridan: Charles thrives on foie g...

Comment to comic 3465 on 2017-03-22

Nip Nop by 11 days.

Comment to comic 1007 on 2017-03-22

Fill in some time whilst waiting to wave...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

http://explosm.net/comics/2336/ - ?

Comment to comic 2335 on 2017-03-22

Nah, it's full of shit - look at the con... ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Me too. Did you know that live crustacea...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Pince-tête. ★1

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-21

Can left handed people join?

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

Life is getting hard now. Will Green eve...

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21

It's back to the funny farm for Yellow ....

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

As per http://explosm.net/comics/4026/ ?...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

I've just got used to the Weird Joker an...

Comment to comic 2812 on 2017-03-20

It's the only way I can get him to eat h... ★1

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

Brilliant and actually improved by the t... ★2

Comment to comic 474 on 2017-03-20

Black left used tampons on the kitchen t...

Comment to comic 334 on 2017-03-19

The last thing going through Vulnerable ...

Comment to comic 4209 on 2017-03-19

"Meow'll get in my own box, thank you." ★1

Comment to comic 2114 on 2017-03-19

Sorry Father, you're off duty.

Comment to comic 2113 on 2017-03-19

"Wanna play tailors and dummies?" "M-HMM...

Comment to comic 3881 on 2017-03-19

NOW i know why cats and boxes ..

Comment to comic 2901 on 2017-03-19

I don't think Roger has addressed the ro...

Comment to comic 2821 on 2017-03-19

"Smoosh" too! Where's he from?

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

Now I discover of Chuck Berry's passing!...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

I'm sorry Comatose Body, your medical in...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

The anonymity of avatars/pfps and their ... ★1

Comment to comic 3537 on 2017-03-19

The lentils.

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

http://explosm.net/comics/1708/

Comment to comic 1148 on 2017-03-19

Yeah .. and it is bad luck to open one i...

Comment to comic 742 on 2017-03-19

As long as I can keep my cock up. ★1

Comment to comic 4359 on 2017-03-19

Yellow'll wait for waters to break.

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

A snakebite may refer to a lager/cider m...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

Weed?

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

Would that be green poop from the Emeral...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

lunarLegion has loads of names to call a...

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

No ... Mum, I've no skeletons to hide......

Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18

They're looking for Pandora's Box.

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

No member of the god squad, then.

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

It's the only way to get a masochistic b...

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

Whatever is in her drink made her horny ...

Comment to comic 3923 on 2017-03-14

Ah, but LEDs don't give off enough heat ...

Comment to comic 1450 on 2017-03-14

Charles always reminds me of Patrick Ste... ★1

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

What's more, it's popular - everyone's a... ★1

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

An eternal skateboard park?

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

"You die alone ... in an auditorium ... ...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

I propose a new one - The Comeback Kid -...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-13

There's just no escape from the crowd!

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

I forgot - first open all sub comments t...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

Use 'Find on page' to locate 'minute', '...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

We are unsure of the relationship of the...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

You, too, could find a sock full of note...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12

He has got himself into a fine pickle. T... ★1

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12

Thank you Saganite. I thought his behavi...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

In small doses, punnets.

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

When Green said "ripe" in panel 3, I tho...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-11

Things could get 'ugli' around here.

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-11

Looks like orangesauce? ★2

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

As you ask so nicely, http://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Relevant? Yes, please, watermelon board ...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

It's a bust.

Comment to comic 957 on 2017-03-10

Who's stinging who?

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Lieutenant Obvious just did this; our co...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Unggh, well, can third party comment cha...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

The watermelon drop? Elon's going to lan...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Did the replies get deleted too?

Comment to comic 2286 on 2017-03-10

FEZTOON yourselves.

Comment to comic 3070 on 2017-03-08

It's no good looking in their mouths [no...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Blue to Green, "Did that make you 'appy?...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Wait, that's a military tactic Tzu!

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Surely not Hi-kick's reincarnation [a re...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Has anyone seen it change back?

Comment to comic 3977 on 2017-03-08

That isn't shit; it's covered in chocola...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

Don't mentoin it. ★1

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

And that, my friend, is 'hybridisation'.... ★1

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

A large field of mature pineapples in th... ★2

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

GNNRK?

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Hey, shots not slugs!

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

I'll have two shots please. ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

Hey Pino, the Urban dictionary shows man...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07

27th August 2016 new!!!!!!

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Tough, he can't be a pomelo.

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

It does not make sense to say that grape...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Squashes are later. ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

I think it's going to be too tame by nex...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

Full of zest. ★2

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

It's a Kris head and so far shows he's h...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

That of a blood orange. ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

What's more, it's a pink grape fruit .

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

The parasite is outgrowing its host - if...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Insect pupa, snake or spider?

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-06

Panties.

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Is this Mrs. Smith lisping?

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

It doesn't make "Peel me a grape" sound ...

Comment to comic 3821 on 2017-03-06

So it's not actually Mothman, it's all h... ★1

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

You're not his therapist, are you. [A st...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Back of right palm against left cheek: I... ★3

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

http://www.ramweb.org/real-human-eyeball...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Underneath this thick skin is .....

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

In Space, no-one can hear you spank the ...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Who inhabited the Caribbean islands befo...

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

"O.K. Zarndigor ", cried the multitude.

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Watched it. The bananas clap!

Comment to comic 2465 on 2017-03-05

She insists on anal.

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

ASCII M4N, you make initiation rites sou...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

Green's stain reminds me of a jellyfish ...

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

All you've seen so far are trailers.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Whisk the eggs, flour and milk evenly bu...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

So whose fingers control the nuclear cod...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

No multiplying, please.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

3rd panel is screwed up facially 'coz of...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

The Six Million Dollar Man ain't so bion...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

It's being [minutely] pulled for Nicole ...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

I forgot: "Minute".

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

I'm confused now: a new fetish - who's s...

Comment to comic 2285 on 2017-03-03

https://matadornetwork.com/life/five-rec...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

He'll take a long time [many minutes] if...

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

Catch up with the latest posts by search...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Cor, she'll still leave you breathless. ...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

I've heard many in RSAs around your coun...

Comment to comic 1617 on 2017-02-27

It's no good against pandas - all togeth... ★5

Comment to comic 3966 on 2017-02-27

http://explosm.net/comics/3213/ ★1

Comment to comic 3213 on 2017-02-27

Cross another one off the To Do list. ★1

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Talk of God is enough to make him wet hi...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Boer Wars: "a long time ago in a land fa... ★1

Comment to comic 1472 on 2017-02-26

Mugabe

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-26

Buddhism, so there!

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-26

Flake News. ★1

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Land being reclaimed by the sea.

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

S[h]e can name her new children Eb[s] an...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

59 comments (2017-01-04 – 2017-02-24) to... ★1

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

He's carrying the Pocket version of Old-...

Comment to comic 1968 on 2017-02-26

Ladies and Gentleman, Hank is leaving th...

Comment to comic 1968 on 2017-02-26

All Courtesy of 'The Knob'.

Comment to comic 1244 on 2017-02-26

This is a dark comic ... but the chair l...

Comment to comic 1569 on 2017-02-26

Pregnancy has a lot to answer for.

Comment to comic 669 on 2017-02-26

Kung Fu ... ckoff ... , Panhandler.

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

And he has his whole life ahead of him!

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Maturity is for whiskies that aren't nec...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Must have been a big cabinet.

Comment to comic 2007 on 2017-02-26

The latest hair dye is also heat activat...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-25

A RIPping yarn. ★1

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25

Is a small, pickled cucumber called a gh...

Comment to comic 3127 on 2017-02-22

Become a stand up comedian in obstetrics...

Comment to comic 338 on 2017-02-22

Did Green buy the farm?

Comment to comic 4109 on 2017-02-22

Granny's language is unintelligible but ...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Oh, Hey. It's a shampoo bottle.

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Merrow, man.

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Friggin' hippos defecating ...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

@MC http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/21/14...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

@MVR You must have misread orifice for o...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

Double clickbait - innocently done? - Sp...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Not quite ... Exactly.

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Imagine the roles being reversed.

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Yes DLJ. Also, Last Word Green learns a ...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Siri, why is this comic not copyrighted?...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20

@lL What exactly does the small pebble d...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Who sees faces around the blood splatter...

Comment to comic 2011 on 2017-02-20

That's very tender of you JaG but the fi...

Comment to comic 4292 on 2017-02-20

Quick! The main one was right between th...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

What game is that?

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

I think not: Blue offered a tumbler cont...

Comment to comic 1334 on 2017-02-20

The grey dog's nose is already twitching... ★1

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Blue couldn't make up for all those year... ★1

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20

A lifelong devotion.

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

Thanks SJ, it's strange what a flip does...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-17

Upside down; 2 guffawing, hatted men arm... ★1

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-17

*silhouetto

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Really? http://explosm.net/comics/3705/ ★1

Comment to comic 2595 on 2017-02-17

Must like it.

Comment to comic 2595 on 2017-02-17

If you will go around wearing a mini hab...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

It's surprising what's available at firs...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

My apologies Stain, it was meant to be a...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

http://explosm.net/comics/1339 ★4

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

It's cone iferous.

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

I thought cranberry ice cream must be th... ★1

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15

A scoop!

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

I'd like to thank you for your gushing a...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

He also loves past-your-eyes milk.

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Also human biology; human penises do not... ★1

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-14

Don't worry lil' green, she's got a ladd...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Happy Valentine's Day. No homo, obviousl...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Knife - What Grandma shaves her warts wi...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Wart. Wot?

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Don't send and get stabbed with a potato...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Gamine

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14

With fishnet stockings?

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14

Do I see grey roots at her back parting ...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

In the style of Jackson Pollock. He did ...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12

... with her shopping trolley. "Babe, wa... ★1

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

*++D

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

chubby ...

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Unless .... .... http://explosm.net/comi...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-12

Isn't it tickertape?

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

[To both Mad Hat and blue4029]: ...howev... ★1

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

It's all right Grammar Nazi, five and co...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

What can be said, Lieutenant Pigeon?

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Because; "End the life of a ..... by put...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

I don't believe it, both of the men are ...

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

.., beating allcomers.

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Got a 360 deg. phone, TGITG?

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11

I forgot; an immune system to die for.

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11

He knew how to turn the post on!

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10

Good morning Joc, They are like Batman -...

Comment to comic 3733 on 2017-02-08

You should see the back bottom. Maybe yo...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

http://explosm.net/comics/2952/

Comment to comic 4049 on 2017-02-08

Kim's way.

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Careful, the IRS reads this comment sect...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

As a professional, can you tell us if no...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Itsyawater! Father to favourite son; "Yo...

Comment to comic 331 on 2017-02-07

"... which we can pass onto our baby. Is... ★2

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

It changed to a subject looking left and... ★1

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

Skateboards can now be powered by batter...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

Do US schools have fagging?

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

Boarders only.

Comment to comic 1226 on 2017-02-07

That one flew over my head.

Comment to comic 1226 on 2017-02-07

There's a gash in that tree.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

Thank you SJ. Now, LO, is it 'LEF' or 'L...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-07

http://explosm.net/comics/1120/ Dude, ju...

Comment to comic 3836 on 2017-02-07

That's First Aid

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Pubs?

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Revolutionary talk, TGITG.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Whichever: Rest In Pice/Pieces, male nud...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Is that ... The Head of Alfredo Garcia?

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

I've just realized that the US First Lad...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Make America Bake Again. ★3

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

It's not an half-baked suggestion!

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Just today's postings to YouTube are vie...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

Lucy's Song; Twinkle, Twinkle, Little FA...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06

*hands her, gives

Comment to comic 2573 on 2017-02-06

He has trouble with his droppings. ★1

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

On the other hand, wait for it Super Bow...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

It's what your right arm's for... Fwanke...

Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06

If Grey shoves the shoulder in then the ...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-06

Er, yes. Noodle wasn't in his soup: http...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

What about the caps?

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

Back to normality: http://explosm.net/co... ★1

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

Too old for a milk tooth if I remember r...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05

The bottle one is clearer but is it pop?...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

From Sandi Toksvig, on the radio: "Buttr...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Green: "Oh, you've shaved. Hang on a mom...

Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04

Tantalum. ★1

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Silly of me DBC - Alaska is the largest ...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Ken Woods lives in Alaska.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Georgie Porgie only kissed the girls and...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Sap.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Yes. Weren't mullets already well out of...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

Oh oh, Valentine's Day approaches.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

She's not stumped yet. ★1

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03

You're barking mad to think this, MrViol...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

He can finger the bottom of the scales b...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

*philosophophical

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

I'm sure he can make good music even in ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

It's good of you to do. I didn't know ab...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

It's strange. Both brews contain caffein...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Bollollocks! Simon is The Thundering Her... ★2

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Yes, admitted and we can't focus our eye... ★1

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

far away from Boston Dynamics.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

That gives one paws for thought and it i... ★1

Comment to comic 3482 on 2017-02-01

Ultra rapid response verging on the prem...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

@lunarLegion; Cutting edge stuff, huh?

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

..and by the time it got to the bin - lo...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

lL and PMT, Don't get stroppy, go easy o...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Your ancestors didn't have capes: https:...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Scabbard not shaft, DBC. ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Why is Green doing his inane dance? Secr...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

He said "thwack".

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

Man drops baby and bins.......wait, men ...

Comment to comic 304 on 2017-02-01

Texas was a fine, upstanding state but i... ★14

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

It's repeating on you. Something you ate...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

It could have been a close shave.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

The nearest comment yet to the fact that...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

I must say it, "Hard to forge". ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Ho Rhaxar, I put my laptop screen at a d...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Johnny Cash; Er, a johnny can refer to a...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

One of us has dirt on his screen, Rhaxar...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Green's not worried but Erdoğan to be se...

Comment to comic 1110 on 2017-01-31

For a male: Blood; Cum; Piss; Shit; Snot...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Must be firing blanks.

Comment to comic 1744 on 2017-01-31

Tee-hee, titter - it's so funny.

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Green's kids are called Bill or George, ...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31

Oh, exactly how Winkle II died. I wonder... ★1

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

If one holds a seashell to ones ear, the...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

A reply takes away your ability to delet...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

Just to fix your text.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

A de-seeded gourd. However, Search shows...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30

Blue blood. It's a novel form of 'punish...

Comment to comic 1641 on 2017-01-30

Good ole Mr .Forsett.

Comment to comic 1470 on 2017-01-29

He thought ... it was ... blue piss.

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGZqDzb_...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

The 'troll' button - like the rcg one - ...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

All names exist but I had forgotten abou...

Comment to comic 416 on 2017-01-29

This is clearly a real bioautopsy. They ...

Comment to comic 416 on 2017-01-29

Panel 3 does snap you back into it!

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29

Baby batterers!

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Between fourth and fifth panels: "Good h...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

I'll see you and raise by one.

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Actually, officers of the law and anyone...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28

Nearly - he's still got his eyebrows!

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

Black Star is being very niggardly today... ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

When asked about the very high demand fo...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27

She needs her beauty sleep; crumbs! ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

http://explosm.net/comics/1072/

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

And made oh-so-sweet music together. [Ju... ★3

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

His Night!

Comment to comic 625 on 2017-01-25

The Boy Cavalier in the purple waistcoat...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

You figger: It's obvious ly a male Aryan...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Meanwhile, insert his missing words [Pan...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

Toupée or not Toupée; it’s a chin wobble...

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Very Sick. Didn't 'Doc' just emerge from...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25

I thought the Death Poem was your last e...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

You may take a cup of salami. ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

[The] dahlia bode doom. I do a hooded la...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

Making an anagram of names, words or phr...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24

Godhood, Buddhahood, Sainthood, Bowiehoo...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

I hadn't understood why I missed at leas... ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Of course! The end of that song sounds l...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

He just wasn't to be! ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

It was only pencilled in. ★3

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

All the blame points at this little pigg...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

A propelling pencil?

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

You don't want to do that.. ..does he, S... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Eighteen, forty nine, seven and a half, ... ★3

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Hey PG, you're lucky to have such JW lad... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

iSuck, your maleskin has turned orange! ... ★3

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

Religious canvassers are like trolls on ... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

You follow the path of Our Lord and Pavi... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

http://explosm.net/comics/3483/ ★3

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

" ... another giant leap for mankind, uu...

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins 1

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

To go with my Whisky!

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

about Donad the Gonad.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

I did try to get the idea of misspelling...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Following in once i drewned to death's f...

Comment to comic 1126 on 2017-01-20

Xebethclu ought to meet red-handed man. ... ★1

Comment to comic 1529 on 2017-01-20

"I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant m... ★5

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Agreed, Look at their polluted cities. T...

Comment to comic 4036 on 2017-01-20

Easily said.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

I encountered the word 'bupkis' today fo...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

More cluckbait.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

They're all drawing beads on each other....

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

An 'evil science experiment' by whom?

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

signacher speechtotxt !

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

Eh? Oh, you mean that yellow stuff near ...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18

At first the comic only opened showing t...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Hush, he's not so fucking deaf - Stage w...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17

Already done. ★1

Comment to comic 815 on 2017-01-17

I thought the one on the left was Fidel....

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17

His excuse for not having a pooper-scoop...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

You suck posts.

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

Aibo returns.

Comment to comic 4253 on 2017-01-17

It's definitely entrapment.

Comment to comic 4098 on 2017-01-16

It was expelled.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Er, has he started yet?

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

But the electric rotisserie doesn't work...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

"Put it in your lower lip".

Comment to comic 2120 on 2017-01-16

Chlam jam.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Each arm must have been double-jointed. ...

Comment to comic 2735 on 2017-01-16

Chumpion.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

They're Easy Peelers of course.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

How could you miss out Claire?

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Ah, the good old days when we could eat ...

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

YAЯ-X "Come, come now, I know it seems a...

Comment to comic 1801 on 2017-01-15

Not even if you say placebo.

Comment to comic 2364 on 2017-01-15

Care to make a donation?

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

Cool Kids' Club, TheCurlygirl. They are ...

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

Constipation you say? Now? How inconside...

Comment to comic 164 on 2017-01-14

"If I had a funny shaped head, you'd lau...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

They [we?] aren't immune to that either....

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Sweet Beef Sheets.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczH85-0... ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Are there Pokémon on Mars?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Calamity Clampit to the rescue of anothe...

Comment to comic 3472 on 2017-01-11

And who did she get that string of pearl...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Choirs of the Valleys - but - "Jerusalem...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

That hag can't be his Ma. It looks more ...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

*peasants, peasants.

Comment to comic 2811 on 2017-01-10

*beard

Comment to comic 668 on 2017-01-10

But ... he's squeezing her ... shoulder....

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Shirley's a floater!!?

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Shirley's a man-sock!?

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Yeah, Babe knows that. Look how smooth h...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Shirley's a sock? ★1

Comment to comic 2446 on 2017-01-10

Pleased to meet ya, Tall. ★5

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

It's hard being a pornstar. ★2

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

http://explosm.net/comics/1483/ Five fin...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Tenderising sides of meat. Whipping crea...

Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09

Ladeez only: The Unmasking of Kid Thong....

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-09

Curses. Dumbfounded again!

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

Reason and bargaining both involve conce...

Comment to comic 3918 on 2017-01-08

We take it that's a "Nes" then. ★1

Comment to comic 3914 on 2017-01-08

"....showing off the latest fashion". Ba...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

Do you also spell "lossless" as "lousele...

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

In C&H Universe, yes. Repulsel short 201...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07

gifs of these panels alternating quickly... ★1

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07

I meant "by acronym" for "anachronistica...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-07

See Cteklite below too - I rewrite them ...

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Depends on the muzzle velocity. ★1

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Why not put it [the OBVIOUS gelding] on ...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Engineer IC Fire Safety

Comment to comic 2879 on 2017-01-06

Call me "Bavice".

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

Got to immortalise your concept of co-sh... ★2

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-04

Now, activate your webslinger .... udd ....

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Pondering The Panderer's penchant for pi...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Try living with a creep then. Noise poll...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

"Yes Sir, you'll love living in this new...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Knot that I know of.

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

It must be "Bryony".

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Sea cucumbers?

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

All, I'd imagine but coral reefs are get...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

What? Watersports?

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Sub surface cameras - looking up!

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

What a swell party this is.

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

That retrieved pokéball has zorped more ...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

The kid's apparel is patriotic.

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

"Whoops, looks like something went wrong...

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Grease is the word, Dave.

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Butt you're on leaping holiday this year... ★2

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8Ect3X...

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Who put the baby in the name raffle box?... ★2

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Huh? The nude man?

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Just to get it straight [not, heh, heh],...

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Must I? ["Blow it up to fit, MC".] Le Pé...

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Knock it off, OSAM. Happy Festivities!

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

OK PG, I've uploaded the small change - ... ★4

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

*Handicapped or.. ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

A little more to come, Joc. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

They don't have a wheelie-bin for it! ★2

Comment to comic 1072 on 2016-12-21

I see his girlfriend but I'm not sure wh...

Comment to comic 963 on 2016-12-21

"I wanted that wheelchair." ★1

Comment to comic 3513 on 2016-12-21

Wwax polish?

Comment to comic 211 on 2016-12-21

It's a 'funny' handshake.

Comment to comic 3754 on 2016-12-21

"Hey teacher leave them kids aloe." ... ...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Everyone wants ice cream. ★1

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

My 'true love' doesn't recognize vegetab...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Cool Mom remembers that she has oral her...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

"M'Lor, 'tweren't e'en a runt that came ...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

"Just having a peek".

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Yeah, don't they have rabbits over there...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Neat Joc, Ta. I wondered why Santa start...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Boot Pooter.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Some answers Noodle: The daughter, her m... ★2

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Donovanosis: I had never heard of this b...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

On this comic? There are c5,340,000 Goog...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Wart's the problem?

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

Hi-kick's eye balling you.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

A would be barfly was blinded in a tople...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

For some reason I thought she was his wi...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

The activation seems to make his 'hat' l...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

*And people say I divorcee around..."

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Will she not smell something fishy when ...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

I'll take that as a "Yes" then.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Go on, typo, you meant to write, "I hate...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

He and iSuck should log on together. No,... ★1

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

He compounded [eye, eye] his situation b...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Yup.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Hey, YOG, you extracted yourself from th...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

So its Right's turn?

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Lieutenant Obvious -> Umm, what fetish i...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Happy Birthday Martian - let the festivi...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Mango

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Cry o genics

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

If an L is added [as with the other two]...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

My To Do List: Next goal - Spelling Badg... ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

My To Do List: Next goal - Grammer Badge...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Who'd want to drink from a giant water b... ★2

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

But ... "Nude Juggalos"?

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

He promised to multiply their catch but ...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Even as she left the fink's house she co...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

I agree Cropsy. I didn't want to have to... ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Good b rink manship but you're still hol... ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

"SheHeIt"; no, sounds vaguely Nazi; "She...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Who would have guessed from their skelet...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

But; ......I said my shoes .. Ain't got ...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I couldn't find 'MakeitMoist' so, after ...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Annuity fraud - green shirt has been a c... ★2

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I, for one, won't hold it against you.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

So she's already dead? Oh no, Norman Bat... ★1

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

For Free Boners too: http://phys.org/new...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

"Socking cuck" could mean that Father Ch...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

OK..gotcha..bottle feeding only.

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

Mmm. Double the taste.

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

Just kidding, Hon. I'll call KFH for a b... ★3

Comment to comic 1274 on 2016-12-13

I can see you - ou - ou, Elmer.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Confession - I also, alongside Hi-kick, ...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Whoops Jackie, ".......the muffled sound...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Since-divorced house-husband: "My last m...

Comment to comic 1931 on 2016-12-10

Surely not Raquel and her son from c.One...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

... and got Tunnel Vision.

Comment to comic 1154 on 2016-12-10

Pastel green shirt knows - he's done a r...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

C&H Cosplay Conventioneers: you too can ...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Anything for a PUNCHLINE , CO, ★1

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Tardishead for grabs.

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

What face would you like staring at you ...

Comment to comic 1184 on 2016-12-09

Yellow Shirt won’t. BOOM. “DIE SOME MORE...

Comment to comic 383 on 2016-12-09

*comic

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Probably after its tail.

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

A woman I know actually has a ball on a ...

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Always carry your pooper-scooper.

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

"Let's go chase ducks in the park" .... ...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Honestly, I must go. "I still think you'...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Not framed yet! Time t'go.

Comment to comic 523 on 2016-12-06

The kids are happy because she's grown a...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

In Bulgaria a nod of the head means "No"...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Automated.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Gulp!

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

If she cannot speak because you're grabb...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

They must have worked out how to tell if...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

First, the Obvious Brigade and now we le...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

It just came up.... "More legs and a str...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Young Red sports a hairpiece - it's OBVI...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Always think of your pants before diving...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Name!

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Someone's got to say it, "In the vacuum ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I do not understand the astrology but th...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

@ C: Have you already read this? http://...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

and they're bags under your eyes. ★3

Comment to comic 3241 on 2016-12-02

He passed his halitosis oral.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Whichever, but it is an ungainly hairsty...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

He's leading a double life; off now with...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. ★1

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@ Pinobatch; Sorry, a mix up. schradieck...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Denisovan? Neanderthal?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@Cteklite, @TGITG C was 3 days prior to ...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

Offering candy was the first ploy to fai...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Dingle dangly bells: I have a 1 question...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

What was the OT called before Jesus' bir...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You are well hung son but there is only ...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

Her marker pen's colour did match that o...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Massive penis envy suggests a tomboy.

Comment to comic 852 on 2016-11-28

One log short of a raft. ★1

Comment to comic 1514 on 2016-11-28

Old quote: "It takes a big hammer to dri...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

You'd get even funnier looks if you aske...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Round two to Daddy's monstrous child - h...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-28

28112016 Like the paddle-steak.

Comment to comic 2758 on 2016-11-28

Panel 1 doesn't have a mouth .... no ser...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Round one to Daddy's monstrous penis - i...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

After you, lL.

Comment to comic 1067 on 2016-11-27

It is definitely wearing a bra.

Comment to comic 986 on 2016-11-27

And he was pregnant.

Comment to comic 1444 on 2016-11-27

Signed:... The Buttshark.

Comment to comic 3244 on 2016-11-27

The growth switched to the right side of...

Comment to comic 320 on 2016-11-27

Lil' ol' wine drinker him..

Comment to comic 2213 on 2016-11-27

Ask the CUPBOARD for a second opinion.

Comment to comic 3331 on 2016-11-27

Yeah, pooping mutts can't read.

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

@ MC: I understand you being against soc...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

Mum's choice for my first name was Zacha...

Comment to comic 3926 on 2016-11-27

Ultrasound scan? No, microwave - one sli...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

He's got fans of all ages/sizes - a bare...

Comment to comic 2095 on 2016-11-27

Bedbugs!

Comment to comic 2095 on 2016-11-27

Mommy swings both ways. More if you coun...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

So, what could be on the top shelf?

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-27

If only Ted Bear had gone diving.

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

I'm as interested in the recycling bins ...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Dave too.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

They're not stools, they're preschool po...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Ah so, prodigy [nudge, nudge], could you...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

'E' could signify Expulsion. The social ...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

And he's doing so in such a stentorian m...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Getting many Fs is necessary to s u c c ...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Science labs. Even so, it seems unnatura...

Comment to comic 2074 on 2016-11-22

Why does this comic always make me think...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

I looked up 'Russian Alphabet' on Wikipe...

Comment to comic 950 on 2016-11-21

Baked applesauce! ★1

Comment to comic 770 on 2016-11-21

Literally, the littlest room.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

There's a knack to eating with chopstick...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Blobby....blobbyblobby, blobby?

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

I think blue4029 was referring to https:...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Well, there's a head turner for you

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Or...Ms. Blobby?

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

@ Watcher: We now have the dynamic battl...

Comment to comic 2378 on 2016-11-19

In loving memory of Mary and Fred who di...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Have you told your Ma and Pa yet? ★5

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Orange shirt had to be shown that he is ...

Comment to comic 3590 on 2016-11-19

Pince-nez and false teeth = sucking!

Comment to comic 3726 on 2016-11-19

Is the outcome the same if he uses his o...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

You can surf now but not [book] browse.

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

What does this all mean? - - - Angry fel...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-19

@ Zog. Signing up and commenting history...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18

@Zogaridan : When badges were new they w...

Comment to comic 2403 on 2016-11-16

The Tooth Fairy has left littl'un's bedc...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

@ Zog again: Like you, if TGITG wanted a...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

@Zog - so who was Black Swan referring t...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Are you referring to the missionary posi...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

A Gutter Hero groupie.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I commend your cement, good sir.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

What about elderberry juice?

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

@Noodle: It is of help with perspective.... ★1

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

But the brickwork!

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Global warming has doubled the b'stards'...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Many, many years ago a medical school 'j...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

It's not quite sleep, which we all have ...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Some people are going to have a lot of f...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

http://explosm.net/comics/2028/

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Well, ad -free didn't last long! Remind ...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

It's affected Explosm's ad dept. too, th...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Padded. Likewise, the ceiling and floor.... ★1

Comment to comic 144 on 2016-11-15

He's stringing you along.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

All comedy is repeated. Want to be depre...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

The ashes aren't fully his father's nor ...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

Oh, .... and that brown line on the righ...

Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14

'Cos it's a sturdy Ash tree. ★2

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13

Break a leg, Jackie!

Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13

Yes, efficient use of one's time; the ta...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Destined never to make a large impact in... ★2

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Lying just where Green landed...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Far be it for me to make tasteless jokes...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Not only has he lost an arm and is broke...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

In those days they had Grammar Philistin...

Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12

Yes, every situation can be worse.

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

Bad news in store Clorox Bleach: Leonard... ★1

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

http://explosm.net/comics/316/ ? ★2

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

What did you call it, Poop, eh, eh, eh, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Somehow.... http://explosm.net/comics/21...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Must have been Gingivitis.

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

http://waitbutwhy.com/2016/11/its-going-... ★1

Comment to comic 533 on 2016-11-09

Look, original kiddy fiddlers. ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Light blue is hanging onto his last thre...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Tomorrow's "The Daily Telegraph" was pri...

Comment to comic 2329 on 2016-11-08

xkcd?

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Huh, the things you'll learn if you Finn...

Comment to comic 2135 on 2016-11-07

Oh shoot, no grandkids.

Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-07

"Insect".

Comment to comic 3680 on 2016-11-07

Breakfast in Dubai.

Comment to comic 2856 on 2016-11-07

"The largest one is your new home too!"

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

@Unhungry Mungus Do you eat them raw and...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

And they're not connected to the interne...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

I know George Lucas named his cute robot...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

TL:DR Does it have a comments section?

Comment to comic 3077 on 2016-11-05

And . . . no one would read it.

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Try a search engine.

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

See, art can prevail over math. ★1

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

@ Astrophysicist. The Blue Period was at...

Comment to comic 821 on 2016-11-05

The 'taggers' all have faint blue auras....

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

I made a typo: "Let's tist again.." Woog...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Perhaps, Noodle, those gags have been re... ★2

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Like Wonder Woman's lasso, they also ben...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Smallface wants Blue dress to get Stockh...

Comment to comic 2996 on 2016-11-02

Prescient even to the hat!

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

Flaps.

Comment to comic 3419 on 2016-11-02

Is that blood in my urine?

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

As a side order.

Comment to comic 653 on 2016-11-01

DON'T LEAN BACK

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

He will have to scratch it. No problem f...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

I haven't seen the film but wonder if it...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Substitute *than for "rather then".

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

The third panel is still wrong: "..ITS M...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Did they ever release the beagles' enfor...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Bollox.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Should the burqa be banned or not?

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

On Earth.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Why, do they want it back? ★1

Comment to comic 3000 on 2016-10-30

A Grammar Nazi Blitzkreig! What will hap...

Comment to comic 3058 on 2016-10-30

How many Zippy responses?

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Pick a day. Any day ....

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Even fish have 'noses', viz: The BlobFis...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

You 1st saw it when he sat on a colour p...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

It's eyeballin' you, too.

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

And http://explosm.net/comics/4042/

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

10/10 for correctly identifying the bird...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

4066 is confusing until you realize that...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

I've just thought - a plate full of gibl...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

http://explosm.net/shorts/167/donovan-du...

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

"Life is cheep." Not Harper Lee. ★1

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

$1,200 , $12,000 , $120,000

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

With worm.

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

And... Why has pedo got brown cauliflowe...

Comment to comic 908 on 2016-10-26

Who's Rolo?

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

To Grand Mars and back; ditto; ditto.......

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

I've just seen your new icon. How can I ...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

Typos and Autocorrects are often funnier...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Andd II'mm Deadpool. See ya so-o-on... S...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

An Australian aborigine was referred to ...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

You don't get [t]old if you're not craft...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

You've been thinking outside the box, ag...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Was she going to say who his parents wer...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

RIPa858, C must know that you're not int...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Retract that statement, Stea. Green shir... ★1

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

The piercing stare is so disturbing.

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Said Green peer to Yellow peer, "I'll ju...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

This one not relevant but I'm in a San F...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25

Or, "Bullshit baffles brains". ★1

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Expert witnesses.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Mayhap the "sweat" depicted from the sku...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

I'm not aware he's got one of those eith...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

You'll drag it from hidden recesses - re...

Comment to comic 1678 on 2016-10-24

There's no substitute for Butter. ★2

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Maybe not - his teeth are chattering. Co...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Cold skullbone in an humid atmosphere? ★1

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

This comment is nominated for an annual ...

Comment to comic 2013 on 2016-10-24

Just in time for the SALE.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

It looks like a voodoo doll to me. Why i...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

They're not flies, they're different fon...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

I'm glad you noticed. ★1

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

It will only last for they day.

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Try another rub.

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Spelling again. "Existance" means nothin... ★1

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Or.....you'll answer to my Butler?

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

Righty [the butler in the red bow tie an...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

They bowl one over. The only hat I've wo...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-23

http://explosm.net/comics/3602/ Experien...

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

You need a monocle! ★1

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

April 17, 1906, San Francisco.

Comment to comic 2019 on 2016-10-23

"For what we're about to receive........... ★2

Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23

In the foreground: "This isn't in our jo...

Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22

Nature will find a way, to eat. [Sorry, ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Yandex Translate to English shows; "Alex...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Алекс, я Googled и Яндекс "Красные дома ...

Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19

Loads of monsters in Scandinavia, Icelan...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Expiration is also the act of breathing ...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

@Just a Ghost Fake Account . GMT[UST]12....

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

http://explosm.net/comics/2740/

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Astrophysicist uses a different colour d...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Native Merkins never suffered inbreeding...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Well frag my nappy: kids are getting rea...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Why does this comment make me puke, no, ...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

"derhotic", a new word to me and it's no...

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Transplants...oh dear!

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Nobelium PhosphorusLanthanumNitrogen.

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

@RIPa858 Hm

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

APB for TGITG, SUSPECTED HOMICIDE.

Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18

Some things you can never go back on. In...

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

The start of his education.

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

It's OK, I buy Medical Insurance.

Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17

I get ...YOU ARE TRULY FLICKING IN THE ....

Comment to comic 1410 on 2016-10-17

GOAL!!

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

Like in Lost, the TV series, where a 'pl...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

Or [even more incomprehensible]: "wheny ...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

At first, moustachioed man offers Blue a...

Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/g...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

This is so old it's dry: Aer Lingus.

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

I thought you were referring to blech!

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

Hey, TGITG, do you know female homeless ...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

Twice.

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

Predicitions

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

For parental guidance only. Poogle retur...

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

The head not the tumour.

Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15

Must have had the munchies.

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-15

@Zogaridan. The correct spelling of verb...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

SS, you really invite attention from the...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

He specializes in rear grinders too!

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

Yeah, extraction is complicated when one...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko's hollow...

Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14

Embarrassing. Still, better a tooth than...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

[Comment only available to Explosm Accou... ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

No you haven't: https://www.youtube.com/...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Scorching the earth before he called her...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

"Noodle’s an old soul in a young body, a... ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

http://explosm.net/comics/997/ ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

It could be a shaded representation of t... ★1

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Make no bones about it.

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

She's been scalped before.

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

http://explosm.net/comics/1909/

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Smoke

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

They're augmented reality viewers and sh...

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

You will, "SOMETIME".

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Faust

Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12

Flame him, Soothsayer! [Gun mimicking We...

Comment to comic 3319 on 2016-10-11

Oh no, the botox frown. Blue was telling...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

It could be a veil - Noodle in Ninja mod...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

"Book him, Cooking Apples".

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

TGITG - your avatar now looks like it ha...

Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11

If an executor badly presented income in...

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

How could they eat chips with bare finge...

Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08

Multitasking again.

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

Try typing, "Please Derek, may I have a ...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

To RIPa858: You actually have to ask the...

Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07

International translation? I thought Und...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Whale I'll be blowed, cough .

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Hold on Cbleach, "There's only one perso...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Malformed ants also warred. Did the Quan...

Comment to comic 3661 on 2016-10-05

Green?shirt's still trying to be fashion...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Four with Doc.

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Medical treatment today!?!

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Sounds like a better storyboard than the...

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Corrections: Humans have ant-like wars, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Umm... where is your mouth hole?

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

All will be revealed on its discovery .....

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Hydrogen peroxide solution does have a b... ★1

Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05

Hydrogen peroxide solution is clear and ...

Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04

..but is it a wig?

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

diddums learn swearwords when you first ...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

Yes, I should have used 'rite' as the mo...

Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03

Avatars and names are also a form of [co...

Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02

http://explosm.net/comics/3774/ ★1

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

I'm told that to become an expert in a f... ★1

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

They're bigger than SS's but still silly...

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

Untouched by human genitalia.

Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01

"And in the Yellow corner we have...Bern...

Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30

A jet black rocket is headed your way. A...

Comment to comic 4422 on 2016-09-26

Bleach Baby, The Bleach Boys, The Bleach...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Either that or they hang their curtains ...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

We don't know which colours are which bu...

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Hard with shadow puppets

Comment to comic 4421 on 2016-09-25

Hard with shadow puppets ★1

Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24

..and Pink! I saw your product placement...

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Non, Je ne regrette rien

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Mutts Disunited - Woof.

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

One giant a-hole created by more pricks ... ★2

Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23

Going down - the view is the same both w...

Comment to comic 2012 on 2016-09-10

I won't keep spouting on about it but th...

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

Dementia ... Who said tha? ... Inkkle bo...

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

The pistol?

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

Poo-shooters, you've met your match!

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

He's Deadpoo - he can't die. Check out h...

Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07

Robot doesn't know it is right-appendage...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

http://explosm.net/comics/2154/

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

It blows one's mind - a bra for one's gl...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

'Bitch' is ecstatic to no longer be talk...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Daze to you too MGW. Zoingy's pun of two...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Oh, I thought you meant bosom when you m...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

"Anything you say will be taken down and...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Dull Blue, "A quip for posteriority, too...

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Two day's ago, 4403, was superb, Zoingy....

Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06

Prepucesterous.

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-04

Also http://explosm.net/comics/3656/

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

*consistent Daylight savings times vary....

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

They didn't want to make a meal of somet...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Before or after you told him you didn't ...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

Ah, the joys of single fatherhood - it's...

Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04

"BOGOF?"

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

Your partners have wide experience.

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

Erm, what do they say about girls with b...

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

These are misleading statistics even if ...

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

Footloose but not fancy free.

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

Hear, Hear for Doggo.

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

No? http://explosm.net/comics/846/

Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03

No Bell-end!

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Looks can deceive. It could be mashed [h...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

It's a strange one. Normally each brick ...

Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02

Another lifetime achievement. I bet he's...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Enthralling answer PokeMom Trainer, roug...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Vin Spelsing, Sperm Count's arch nemotod...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

The pages are all stuck together.

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

That's a valid pustulation. Well spotted...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Where, duh? Don't answer that - it is rh...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Enthralling question for you; What do hi...

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

The sauce is good on lamb.

Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31

Your second opinion?

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

*guy's Particularly gross if you're a la...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

..and the sound of bursting zits.

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Brill!

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Brill!

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

The polite response to the offer, Hi-kic...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Not really. I suggest we all donate our ...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Blistering Barnacles Minmus etc. Is noth...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

Please continue STS - it's only eight ho...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

PokeMom Trainer has one of your progeny ...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

He had Canard à l'Orange and then spent ...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30

The first 2 panels of today's comic have... ★1

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Assuming TGITG and The Derek are one and...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

I keep on thinking that this is the intr...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

I wouldn't be so rude as to suggest to a...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Pooh, you can't stand being baited.

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Such as tardigrades. [Water bears, hohoh...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Papa and Green may come from opposite si...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

"Buy from me and stop one". It's not lik...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

As was cronkite, no ... coprolite, no .....

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Green did fall on his front to play dead...

Comment to comic 1240 on 2016-08-29

3rd comment 29082016 I'm speechless, whe...

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Consoled by Mummy Bear wearing a purple ... ★1

Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29

Green assumed your favourite position .....

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Stick to quarries for our sakes.

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29

Kippers

Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28

Now [ http://explosm.net/comics/874/ ] b...

Comment to comic 1598 on 2016-08-28

2nd comment out of 2016 time. The early ...

Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27

..and the piss for free.

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-27

A pain in the neck. ★1

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Urolagnia? We used the saying; "Old enou...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

WOW JeOma, U LICK MGW. Put a choke lead ...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

She wouldn't swallow that. Putting her t...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-26

Turtles live in a watery environment unl...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Dementia Day Clock - Is it really so bad...

Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26

Where's Noodle? http://www.theverge.com/...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Plenty all round; http://explosm.net/com...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Where is the comic side of phys.org?

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Fukushima? Call FotT. Now, how many acor...

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Richard Dawkins?

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Cut himself shaving.

Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24

Sorry to interrupt your thought train.

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-24

Yeah, give him something useful to do......

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-24

Feed the birds - and spare change to TGI...

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Ga... ★1

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Glad you're invited to random parties.

Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23

Just coming in:- "Super-Jerk's secret id...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Keep going until you reach Pole position...

Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22

Wonderfully crafted MGW. Are you prescie...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

Hope your battery is recharged now, _123...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

Neat.

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

Well, to me the mugger's shirt looks Zuc...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

I made an unconscious slip and should ha...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

I wrestled with my conscious about posti...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

It's a money belt. Good thing he wasn't ...

Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21

..or even in this comic. Ve have vays of...

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-21

Big maze?

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-21

You're "tired", cut Shader_the_Bulgarian...

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-21

Leave the kiddos in the light green smog...

Comment to comic 2929 on 2016-08-20

True; the parrot is clearly left wing. [... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Make it so! ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Welcome. Seagull Man's return was not so... ★2

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Correct Zog. If he's a time traveller he... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Compounded by his starry, starry eyes. ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

What happened to Tall Justin's girlfrien... ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Is Tall Justin the longest pig? ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

So he can see the [maze] exit? ★1

Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20

Tall Justin's face gets longer. ★1

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

Titillater

Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19

With a little bit of fore[*s..no*]though...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

A carrot, broccoli and a Red Tomato eh, ...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Mr. Blobby?

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

Sound file anyone?

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

She could have been more diverse in her ...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

They seem to be locales from Iceland.

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

The Pope will know, Schmoopy666.

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

I thought BOOP represented the sound of ...

Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17

"They're not teething rings?"

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Blue's exploring his own passage through...

Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16

Lesurous, Just wanted to acknowledge you...

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

Nellie

Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14

The greyscale of the scenery may be cart...

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

I wonder if his day clothes are 'nailed'...

Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-10

Late but, in best Sean Connery Voice, ap...

Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10

Brain dead but[t] happy for the week.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

That Scandinavian multinational actually...

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

What is it with Panel 4?

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

This is going to be fun.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

I'm behing EP. Wurst has a 'u' in it.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

BAZOO KAPOW! b. INTO. v.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

Recovering Alcoholic seems amazed too.

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

It is International Beach Volleyball for...

Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08

On International Cat Day too! They shoul...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-07

Bored with tomorrow too; psychoactive ti...

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

Adam and Eve Hoo-ray!

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

Not a bone of contention.

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

Maybe

Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07

Um - the fourth character has lip hair b...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

"Topical" not "Tropical" but please don'...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

No but it seems to be about some women e...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

"Hallo - o - o. Are you in here - ere - ...

Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06

Time t'go shopping.

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

.... But as long as a man Has the streng...

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

My first laugh!

Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03

They've changed it now - it looks like a...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

The thought of a prolapsed condom is giv...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

I also meant not to offend Overused Meme...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

OK, some 'genital' ribbing, sweet beef s...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

A-D B, there's a chance they'll burst in...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

"The 2220s weren't my era." Insert Decad...

Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02

V "HoHo, I've got a tiny hole in me." LM...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Everyone is badgering. [I read it as pen...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Panhandling again.

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

Still flashing TGITG? What is it; life, ...

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

"Put your hands up, Capoeirista"

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

"The safety catch IS off"

Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01

A BIG hand to all the punners so far. Oh... ★1

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

I prefer cows' milk in my tea but see Ma...

Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31

Our throwaway societies:.... Do [did] wi...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Yes and also the ruff is hair around a d...

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Different home today?

Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30

Get off my lawn.

Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29

"THAT'S A JOKE, AH SAY, THAT'S A JOKE, S...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

..... Ignoranus!

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

...Love of two is one Here but now they'...

Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27

That makes the kid a little shit. Where'...

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-27

While you have your profile pic may I ca...

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26

Be it known: It looks like if a comment ... ★1

Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26

What language do you foresee for transla...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25

People with sunnies on are prone to bari...

Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25

Look carefully - He's wearing the skis b...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Juat a moment - [s]he's not retagged as ...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Touch ee Down Under

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Honestly Brettzki, I cannot make out wha...

Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24

Spike y!

Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20

San Diego Comic Con

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh2WcTco...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

It is wonderfully deceptive.

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

Lifted [or transplanted] from .... https...

Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19

Not voting for faceache.

Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18

Tut, tut - swearing with your mouth full...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

The world and its dog have known about t...

Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17

I'm sorry you have cancerous turds. Have...

Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16

Five eyes in one head: Only one pair of ...

Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-13

Billy Connolly

Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10

..-. ..- - .. .-.. .. - -.-- / -... . .-... ★1

Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07

It took this music to enhance my enjoyme...

Comment to comic 4349 on 2016-07-03

Wasn't Expecting That Jamie Lawson Part ...