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Lurking in the shadows

4656 comments (2020-07-07 – 2021-12-21) to 488 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

Jesus got nailed for you, the least you ... ★1

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

\/\/ "SpookCoin™. It's all..." ecto.

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

pun ishment ★2

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Because it froze to her vag? ★2

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Gif opportunity missed ★2

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

It's a festive suicide because it has li... ★2

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Tspin ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

The son fingered him, for crimes of pedo... ★2

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Now there's a way, and I know, but I hav... ★2

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

hands you a tree and a fiddle ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

The tip bends at a 90° angle. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

So in a way, you would like to get high;... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Obviously ★3

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

\/\/\/to everyone below\/\/\/ [Holds up ... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

That one nerd who came up with internet ... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

It was literally the opening screen in t... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Thermite. ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

And we he saw purple his horse cock got ... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

You already have, or rather, she's had s... ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Not me! I don't give two shits what anyo... ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-15

Ace Ventura? ★3

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

I prefer the north Korean diet, One bowl... ★4

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

Panel 2: he's apathetic. Huh, sounds lik... ★1

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Best idea since light. ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

He was drunk when he made that part of t... ★3

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

I knew you weren't gone forever! Also th...

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Plot twist: the wife runs a carriage ser... ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Illiteracy confirmed. ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Darts.

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

What I'm seeing is that, Grey is a terri... ★1

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

By spitting into her mouth (while she wa... ★1

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

I would watch it, but I already know the... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

one half cheer, (before reading the room... ★1

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

You're never alone when your with schizo... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

I didn't know you could have sex offensi... ★3

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

throws crystals on floor, and flees ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

[makes unwavering eye contact] ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

It can be what ever you want.

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Ya, but they fall right through the corp... ★1

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

I was tired and not thinking straight. ★2

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

That is the greatest crime humanity has ...

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Double Entendre, present means current i... ★3

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

The worst possible torture, but not deat... ★3

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

I love how the thumbnail for this comic ... ★3

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

As long as the porn is made with unconse... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Digignomes ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

Need to keep it 6 megabytes away from ot... ★2

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

️‍ ‍ doing my duty. ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

What can you expect from 2 months of gay... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

They in-of-themselves are not good, but ... ★2

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

I thought it was with shoes. ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

BILLY! This is why we use Nord VPN. ★7

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

They call me, Mr. TIBBS, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Nope, it's the actual seal*. *Baby seal ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

And just wanna go home ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

No. They drink so much, that by comparis... ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

https://explosm.net/comics/5422/ ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

He needs 37 dildos inserted into him.

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Happy 80 anniversary of the bombing of p... ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Could've at least drawn her happy to see... ★4

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

Your cancer results came back, aladeen. ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

Get half soft? ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

The clipboard knows all; come and pay ho...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

That's the joke. Because he's always eat... ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

For the lazy, Looking Glass.

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Lazy Onlooker Ogles Kinky Indecent Nudes... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

The 1 million child deaths is coincident...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

The 1 million child deaths is coincident... ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-06

Eww, pink martinis. ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Up, up, and erection. ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-06

Aka, masturbation. ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

I mean, it's never wrong to murder 6yo i... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Making up for lost time, that's what he'... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

It's official, time to change the name o... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

I'll get the sharpie.

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

I announce my candidacy for judge. Judge...

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

It's an old person magazine. I figured i... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Dave is opposing the timely release of h... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

rolls up Post magazine No! No, bad octog... ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Except for when you were up for reelecti... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Never cross the thumbs. ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Original Proposition Predates Organic Sc... ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Ow my shadows ★3

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Pun ishment: noun : when a pun is made t... ★2

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Orange: I'm sensing a strong opposition....

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

P unishment? ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Panel 2: urgh! I've been...comicdelayed ... ★4

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Are you chitin me? ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Sautéed.

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Jim: NO! that's our word. Finn: I'm sorr... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

There it is, I found it. The "N-Word" is... ★3

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Non-inclusive?

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Non-equitable?

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

It is now. ★4

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

This is why I prefer to use the, Hammer ... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

I'm just a cool cat lookin' for a kitty.... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

What, is the average air speed of an unl... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

By pimping. ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

That can't be right; it's spelled correc... ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

His diaper is gilded.

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

"You can't do it, without going through ... ★1

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

How dare you accuse me of being an alt o... ★4

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

I wouldn't worry about it, print media i... ★2

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Beware the raging misogynist. BEWARE! al... ★1

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

He actually has an account and isn't jus... ★2

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-29

Just watch squid games and leave me alon... ★3

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

watches as grenade stands up, pulls out ... ★2

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Me, myself, & I ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

Males only.

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29

They must be on safari. ★1

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-29

Dave is late. This is the real news.

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

You're not worth it. ★3

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

He's being a good american.

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-28

"The thing you have to ask yourself is, ... ★2

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-27

A fist full of dollars, part II. ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

So that's Ryan Seacrest's blood. ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

By the, Orange Shirted Back Staber. ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

I think the real question should be, who... ★2

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

oh they know

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

How odd. ★3

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

HE

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Assault with intent to kill or attempted... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

But not good at getting away with it.

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-23

He got too delicious. ★4

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Who needs Saturn when you have Jupiter. ... ★1

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

I'm trying to sleep. ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

The script called for yes, but I changed...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

I'm always watching, lurking, waiting. ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

I'm lurking in the shadows Watching you ... ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

How funny. I was packin' Stani into a su... ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Ingredients: (1) the Internet (2) as man... ★2

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

It's November, nobody care about them ye... ★3

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

I've never been so complemented in my li...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Thats a, put down.

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Radio Flyer Disaster. Crash a wagon into... ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

Wow this sure is a comment. ★3

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

Why is step 1 "cook steel beams"? I woul...

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

Global Mischievous Organizations. ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

I prefer my disasters, oh natural. No GM... ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-21

I'm in. ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-20

Adultery us an act best served secretive... ★1

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-20

Campbell's condensed revenge. ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

I said, Hey (Hey), you (You), get out of... ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Poorly ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Dam! He's hung! ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-19

28 1yr olds gives you variety? ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

The dominant one for sure. ★3

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

Way ahead of you. ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

NEVER!! ★1

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

https://explosm.net/comics/4489/ https:/... ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

No kids in the bedroom, were cannibals, ... ★2

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

Well I don't! Steals cattle prod, and st... ★1

Comment to comic 1105 on 2021-11-16

There shall never be three!! ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Given the exponential growth of the huma...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

"The thing you have ask yourself is, 'do... ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

I think he meant flood, like installatio...

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

Acceptable losses.

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

A G-Ghost!

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Green shirt to the HR corner. Green shir...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Legal.

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

It's OK he gave himself consent. Besides... ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-14

Always time for a quick MJ.

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

I need that comment on a poster.

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Have a nice day at food. ★1

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Lost?! I never had any. ★1

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Center.

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Kris himself is just a copy-and-paste of... ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

That's not Uranus, chronos will be mad. ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Assuming that's Mars, its still smaller ...

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

boss mode!! ★2

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

I wonder how kris is gonna change this c... ★1

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

It's the muffin joke from kris' last two... ★4

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

Option 2 ★1

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

"So the other muffin say 'wow, it's hot ... ★4

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

Kris has a dick, but no one else. ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Dave must've run out of shit. Dave , qui... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those ... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Here kitty kitty kitty. Pstpstpstpst...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

'Spam canner' ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I would assume after day 3 of no respons...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I do that every time I go to an electron... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

I bet you loved Kris' then, he left hims...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

"Esteemed cartoonist" well we now know w... ★2

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

MUFFIN JOKE WEEK!! ★3

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Jason vs Freddy

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Ready to bake ★2

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Thanks Dave! Nobody cares about muffin j... ★6

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Some one is flaging RCGs.

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Tr: https://explosm.net/rcg/xjlcljrxj ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

TR: incest test https://explosm.net/rcg/... ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

So it was... rapesturbation? ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Not 1 more move, he's loaded and not afr...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

TR: "quick! Go back to eating my shit" h... ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

Considering turds are a continuous tube ... ★1

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

It's shit week.

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

See blow ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

Panel 1 dirp face. ★1

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

No relation I hope. https://explosm.net/... ★2

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

Three my lord. ★1

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

I can't guess; I need an obvious account... ★3

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

And continues, "holy shit! I'm talking t... ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

He sent it to a re-education camp. The h... ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Hamtaro's birth. ★3

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Nancy Never did Narcotics. ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

That's hot! ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Gahhh my shadows! ★3

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

https://explosm.net/comics/3203/

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

Joyful and convulsing. ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

Repurposed cruci-flex. Plus I thought th... ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

mops the Mcplaypin ★2

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-03

Does this mean I have to give you your b...

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Thoughtless words and empty promises. ★1

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Sounds like he needs a hand.

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

Is this suicide then? He willed himself ... ★1

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

It's refreshing on a hot day. ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

Is your ass applesauce? ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

SKY GOTH!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v...

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Ok, Alan Rickman. ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

New from Disney, the Holly jolly before ...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02

Kris' Halloween comic had better be good...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Elder out Fall scrolls ★2

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Father is apart of the drunkly hallows p... ★1

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Let's hope he's not an abusive alcoholic... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Or a Floridan. ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

I was hoping for Tokyo drift grade rubbi...

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

I felt like saying this 19 hours ago, bu... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

Together you'll make the anti-rig, Rig66...

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

Rubbish, pure rubbish. ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

And the time will remain 10:25.

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

Lurking In Every Shadow. ★2

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

1-2-3- chuck chuck

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

Yo mama so fat; when she jumps she gets ... ★1

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30

Truth tortoise, you can always trust the... ★2

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

the messiah You're saved

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

It's a trap!! ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

You're the one who wanted them to be don... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Why did you spell out the 'dot'? ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Today on Mutual of Explosim: C&H Kingdom... ★4

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-29

You fixed it.

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

1-10?

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

Scale of

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-29

On a

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Panel 4: if you even are my son. ★2

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Now, kill yourself or get out of my offi...

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Green just told her that, her father isn...

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26

If only the coffee could bring back CAS ... ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

She went a long way thinking this was a ... ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Jesus roll is back.

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

I supported this.

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

⬇️ sneaks up behind Judge fudge and eats... ★2

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Not... the forbidden hair cut! ★1

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Tonight I'm color blind, I ment blue. ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-25

Stranger

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

Green should've just hung the hippie.

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

★2

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

I use to get those in the mail too, but ... ★2

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

First hand experience? ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

The (what I assume is mustard) stains on... ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

The real crime here. ★2

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

I'm immune, be because I was already a l...

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

I don't believe it.

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

hides sockpuppit's body in a cotton gin ★1

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Game?

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

YAY! ★1

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

And nobody saw anything. ★1

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

Awwwwww.... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

pokes Dave's joke with a Cali king stick... ★2

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

That's a lot of child support.

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

...Packing syphilis. ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

As long as everybody gets cake.

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

o O' (monocle) ★2

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Pepperidge farm remembers. And so do I.

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Because he just bobs in the water?

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Some one should tell Dave that the 16" i... ★4

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Covid safe jizz ★4

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Nope, he's just happy to see you.

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

That's a divine rod.

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Just think of the surfing movie they're ... ★1

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

You just did. ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

You're one of them.

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Japanese

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Warm up with friction.

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

He's a part of the great lint ball in th... ★3

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Despite being a medical term and conditi...

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-17

Night of the living Gabe. It's zombie sh... ★4

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-17

Ya, Leo is a protected class now. If thi...

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

Nope! You jelly?

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

Honestly, any interaction between any tw... ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-17

I bet you're not even an native American...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

He's blue, da bu de da bu da, da bu de d... ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

⬇️ outside?! Never herd of it, photos or... ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

Never! Your "people" are beneath me. ★2

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

muffled "unce unce unce" coming from pit... ★4

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

They jump up and down on it. ★2

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

...and the time is still 10:25. ★1

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Green was a good bystander. ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

My first time travel comment. ★2

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

12000, yup there's time traveler's there...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

I dont know about enthusiast.

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-16

Sorry.

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

A colon is easy to use, it's the semicol...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

To be fair, for the boys it's just anoth... ★2

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Not time travel, but another zombie comm...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-12

So true. ★1

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-12

If you think 6000 was bad don't go to 90...

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

You can't start a sentence with a conjuc...

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

You mean, so many propositions .

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

I hope everyone is prepared to see a lot...

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Funny how 431 is about to leave one pris...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Why?

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

I bet foxy's not.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

https://explosm.net/comics/3939/

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

I was wrong, 6000 will be a Dave comic.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

I know this is a gag, but... No, Nietzsc...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Ahh, ahh, ahh. Don't forget, it's octobe...

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Room for 1 more, and not the 12?

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

She's making the rest of us look bad.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

It's not about how subtle it is, it's al... ★1

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

MAGIC!!!

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Burn her!

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

He said put your foot forward, not up.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

She's a lefty.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

Oh ya? Well, God is dead and we killed h...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

...well cap,

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

I want to continue the count bit with "9...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Irk, good thing your username isn't, I r... ★1

Comment to comic 4974 on 2021-10-11

I've heard of a loopback ping, but this ...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

...And the time is 10:25.

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Three gay. Ahh, ahh, ahh. ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

He got what he deserved then? If only he... ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Not by far.

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Her boyfriend is smart, xenomorphs are s... ★2

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

And that's why we don't eat sandwiches k... ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

-Hey Mr. Literal, can you head over here...

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

See first comment below.

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11

Chief Warrent Literal. And all the past ... ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

Chief Warrant literal. ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

You're what's left of the babies corpse.... ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

Then it's funny?

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

But what about my vibrater? I'm getting ... ★2

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Thanks.

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Or temporal mechanics.

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Can I feed my fudge a baby?

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Technically so did everyone else. ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

And are delicious.

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Done

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-09

I give it a √(-1)

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-09

You went somewhen and killed time. ★2

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-09

You went out of time and killed God.

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-09

You went sideways in time and killed you... ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

You went forward in time and killed baby...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-09

Time travel week, leading up to 6000??

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

The real question is, who is blue suit a...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

I just realy love killing babies. Well, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

At least someone got it. ★1

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

Easy, use Pepsi. ★3

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

We got the confectionery suger you didnt...

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

Really, it looks like you're his supplie... ★5

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

metal gear solid alert noise here ★2

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

Prescribed? ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

I've always noticed it, since last night... ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

A new baby?

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

He should cheer up, he has 7 other buddi... ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

Just need CWO to point it out, in his bu...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

Which is funny since he's the one who ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

Conga Joe looks sad over abandoning his ...

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

Anyone with a kid is sad.

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

That's because he ate them, for stealing...

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

It's not masturbating that's the problem... ★1

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-03

False advertising! That dad doesn't look... ★1

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

CAS is back! monotone nartation voice an...

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

The cong lines one weakness.

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

Ouroboros. We end where we started.

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Panel 1: [commenters] gimme your comics,... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

He sooo smooth. ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

Release him from this flat existence. ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Do it! DO IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY!! -blue s...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

You get castrated. ★3

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

Booga Booga booga!

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29

This is why you don't phone in your mugg...

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

I was thinking of this exact gag last ni...

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Polygamous Condom.

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

They each had faith that God would prote... ★1

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

But only 9 of them, after that it'll jus... ★3

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

At least it's a happy drunk.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

If you weren't such a hoarder, and keep ...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Once, on a public computer (sorry librar... ★3

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

A gun aimed right at your arteries. ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Fudgey in the shadows.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Ask pervin' for some.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Is Kris' loaded comic gonna have mash po...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Oh, ya! Well today is my un-birthday. ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

Everybody likes to leave their mark

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

I know it's so the lazy person can read ... ★2

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Loaded gun week! ★3

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

Appeal to the lowest common denominator....

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Dread pirate Roberts, here I come. ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Pepperidge farm remembers. ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Haven't seen mister hunter in a while. E...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Non-refundable ★1

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

In a wife (blogger) beater.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Judge fudge (drawn together)

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

CANCEL HIM RIGHT NOW!!

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Non-survivable. ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF×(∞×2)

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Don't try to push that shit onto me. ★3

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

It's all about the $$$$$ ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

So for every 100,000 people you meet in ...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Who ever flagged this, I've made no atte... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

7mil (7,000,000) divided by 7bil (7,000,...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

NEVER!! ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Thanks for getting the reference.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Some states still allow indoor smoking b... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

0.001% of the population. That's not eve...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

But I want to feel like an angel.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Beatrice.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

https://store.explosm.net/collections/sh... ★3

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

That bitch of a waitress let robin Willi... ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Why are they all wearing G-strings?

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

She must have landed on the other chick.... ★3

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Yes, he's a transman. Just like straw ha...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Looks like the caught green and assimila... ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

That's not a good place to be alive in, ...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Those where some good men that served un...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

Military time. ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

We all knew being a judge didn't pay wel... ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

He's racist.

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

They were torn to shreds.

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

Wrapping flashbacks.

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

The gospel according to Dorothy. ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

Or Christmasy. ★1

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-09-20

Guestimating, it will be a Kris day on W...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

I have so much to learn.

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

For normal people maybe. ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Who ever complained about red shirts, we...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Don't know if you noticed but he's the p...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Moleless star. ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

and they're like, it's creamier than you... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Soup!?! ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

So you admit to being dead.

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-18

ALL CAPS FIRST MODE ACTIVATE!

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-18

Just pretend to be a 10 year old boy, th...

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

It would be.

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

[not paying attention, Forrest green run... ★2

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

I'll install the dragon teeth. ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Forrest green had better get in line . (...

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

They've been at this since 2008. They sh... ★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

The, Red Shirted Nose Slicer.

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

We knew him well. Dibs on the bush. ★2

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

Not like it was lethal to begin with; po... ★2

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

It's definitely racist. Did you see the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

★3

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Think he's just holding his arms. Or has...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Martian Assassin Guns-down Alien

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

But very opinionated. Don't let it on Tw...

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

The band? ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

He must've been one of the dropout tumor...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

He's just happy to see the leader. Wink ...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

The real question here is: how did this ...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

The movie is, "time cop" ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

I have a key to the gate.

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

This is why we need the wall around our ... ★3

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Monster hunter alt confirmed. ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

wakes up hours later Huh? What happened?...

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

That's a meat superior not a substitute.... ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

They haven't invented a word the fits yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

https://explosm.net/shorts/107/le-telepa... ★2

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Vibratatian*

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

"congrats on the pregnancy."

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

That's called monochromatic. ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

I never liked those people; start with m...

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

Gotta love how blue stops screaming whil... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

Ok, we're cool Dave, This time... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

Also, I say we hurt Dave for making a fi... ★1

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-12

Sizzling three way action. ★4

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!!! You're back?... ★2

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Did you check your rice bowl?

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Go go, power rangers!

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11

It's Kelly Green's wife.

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Great movie.

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

ICBMs are always giving out free hugs.

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

More like Johnny Derp.

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-10

Booo! Get off the stage.

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

I'll take your silence as agreement. ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Talkin bout your family ties.

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Talk about, more cushions for the pushin... ★7

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

What was that? Inserts a 2 into big brot...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

So, Judge fudge Jefferson is you name.

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Obvious ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Chief warrant

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Thanks

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

By the look of it she cuts off at the na...

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

Ziplock baggies?

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-08

What ever you say Dave. ;) ★1

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-08

Irk's girlfriend!

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Just get the vaccine and listen to the n...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Not coco?

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Dave is really late, he must've passed o...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

No refunds! But you do get your murdered... ★1

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Fourth. New and improved

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

First!

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

I'm assuming clients can't be friends wi...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

The fox takes its own pills. ★2

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

I'm #1!!

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Green is a good friend or his drug deale... ★1

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Ya, just do what bill gates tells you to... ★2

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Death is an easy fix to any problem.

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

"if you want more de-wormer, it be $400"...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

The 12 does.

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

Someone needed to put it out of our mise... ★1

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-08

Depending on how you mean it, yes or no....

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Was???

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

As an expert of linguistics, I can tell ...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

C4pt41nN3m0, when you're 20,000 leagues ...

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Both also have tongues... And teeth.

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

I remember. ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

I'm gonna eat your children!

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Because he has to deal with us.

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Captain please bring me my wine

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

That my kinda def jam

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Kid is def because dad was drinking duri...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

1) Because peace will guide the planets?... ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Is it,... The furry gabe?

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Figured it would be blind kids. Because ...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

The first planet we ever terraformed was...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Plot twist: blue is blind. ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

1+1= ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

What are you, Yella?

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

God no, I don't want to know what a peri... ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Birth rate being at 0% is the best news ...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

I'm sure grommet will keep him in check....

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Resurrection day!

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

⬇️ ☠️ ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

I new it was reused.

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Sorry but your return has been negated b...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Would make chips and queso a lot more qu...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

I wish all cum had the color, texture, a... ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Stop! Drop! Say no, NO! Play dead! ☠️

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

This looks like a reused comic.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

It's an Irish fecking dog. Very rare.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Panel 3: (store owner) "ok, we'll take t... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

rips of a piece of Gabe and throws it at... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Can't have dueling banjos without some o...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

8 . 1 4 5 ★3

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Fuck the English Controlling Kingdom!! ★5

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

EACAS??

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

He was already high.

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Wild Russell Crowes, wow. ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

in Samuel Jackson voice woof woof mother... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

But are they Irish in origin?

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

Some one had better warn them that it'll... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

Irish Terrier

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

Wow! A very real and historically accura... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

You must be Scottish. ★2

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

I watched my diet once, It didn't do muc...

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Oreos, Butter, Ez-Squize-cheesE Mmmmmmm ★2

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Content female-with-hair.

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

He's one of the few named characters, pl...

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Why? What's so good about life, that you...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Twerkin'

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

While shee may not be ban ned, we have p...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

That's a pimplegeist. (Poltergeist) ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Since more and more children are killing... ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

But now what does he go as for Halloween...

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Hey! As clearly established C&H canon di... ★2

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

https://explosm.net/shorts/154/ghost-cop... ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Who ya gonna call? Ghost cops!

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Nearly* headless

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

HURRAY!!

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Everything fAIDS away. ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

Technocancer. Sounds like a bad song nam... ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

A! No other choice can be made.

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

1-5: she gets your hand 6-18: nothing ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Correct. ★4

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

I think you mean, during the wedding.

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Forgettable

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Did you know that if you cut off one of ... ★2

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

What's her other hand think about this a...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Still counts!

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Earthican.

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

You have a lot of gay energy.

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Soooo...... You're a monster too! Only i...

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

8.40

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

That must've been an awesome few years..... ★1

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

attaches jumper cables time to turn it i...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

See

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Not sure what either of those two are, o...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Panel 1: what do you think doc? Is there... ★3

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

Your depression.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

No doubt.

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

[launches a 6x4 missile barrage]

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

I'm completely serious, and stop calling... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

kicks in door THIS IS THE POLICE! You're...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

I half expected this to end in some sort... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Fucking yourself wouldn't be gay, more a...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Tang™ astronaut's (only) choice! ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

★3

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

But do you have cake?

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Ah yes, the first robot capable of being...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

If you look, you'll collapse the way fun... ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Jacki chan alt.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Chicka chick-ah

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I'd better take stock of my psyche. ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Says the guy who takes over everyone els... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Not, vibration-O-matic 3000??

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

And he's back. ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I mean, while it's down there...

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Ferrum man just doesn't have the same ri... ★1

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Ghost testicles? ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

shake shake shake, shake that groove tha...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

1903 world's fair, here I cum. ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

The whale fell down Timmy. ★1

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Jesus

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

...Or skinned?

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

He likes his women bifurcated? ★1

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

I'll wash it with a meat cleaver.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Dorothy alt.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Sixth.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Fifth.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Fourth.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Here here!

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

Lesbian here, so not at all.

Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26

He's a super freak

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

Population control. The cities shouldn't... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

"what is this!? A city for ants? It's go...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

Go to the police, they'll scare it strai... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

⬇️well I did a season finale of MoE in J...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Meh, get over it. I've tried a few times...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Panel 5: purple shirt , I only told you ...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Which is why it's so easy to spit down o... ★1

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Judge fudge, judgemental Jesus alt confi...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

It makes me feel like a queen! Looking d... ★2

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Judge fudge alt confirmed.

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Did you bring enough for everyone?

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

A skeleton cannibal. The only way to reg... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23

A very rare astrological phenomenon, spa... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23

under achieved? ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23

1,3,5,7,9,11... ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

My compliments to the executioner. ★5

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

I got one phrase for you: get off the in... ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

His tongue is on the plate still tasting... ★2

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-23

Just be thankful that the game of throne... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Is planet earth blue?

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Only for the honeymoon.

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Does jizz count as part of your body? Be... ★1

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

The moon? Been there, done that.

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

That's 68.

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Say it's not so... Gay

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Crotch rocket

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

Technically he's under it.

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Dammit! Hmm... Ever come to a comment se... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

But are you still doing science for thos... ★3

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Blue is a ghost! He's walking through do...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-22

Phenomenon*

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

You don't have one. ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

P.P.S total conflagration of your body. ★2

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

But if I were to be with someone, it'd h... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

No offense taken, I'm here to help teach... ★4

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Why is that strange? Vags are the best; ... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Was it: I'm gonna do my taxes now?

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

I'm asexual not trans. I'm sure pope qui...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Brock31 alt confirmed. ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

How do you know he's cis?

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

I don't care either way. As a fellow sui...

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Turn around buddy.

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Both? ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Criekey! Something poked me downunda. ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Boobies. ★3

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Yes, but I do it non-sexually. ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Get Another Yiffing Budd-E ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Hey, hey, hey... Watch it with that lurk... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Mysteries of faith my friend, mysteries ...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Favs don't mean shit. I never comment fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Well historically, Jesus was nails by a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Kickstart your ass outta here.

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

You're back from the dead! It's a miracl... ★6

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Gotta love how they advertise their app ... ★6

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Rock me sexy Jesus! ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-17

Wow! A single "Fuck". Who are you, and w... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-17

Priest is jelly.

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

But only one bowl of kool-aid to end one...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Big Tech Companies announced blow Job op...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

M'yb' ★2

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

You must have put it where I could not h...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Com'n my con't'act'ns aren't that'cl'se....

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

It's: 123 real street city name, real(te... ★3

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Opossum are the worst, they just lay the... ★3

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Shit, he's on to us! ★1

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Do you guys like the 1 comment box sized...

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Is green playing opossum or were the opo... ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

United States of Fuck Off USFO, USFO, US... ★1

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Cents*

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-16

Two hours later, still gay. ★2

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-16

AMERICA!

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Well if you're gonna insult it, it's not...

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

THIS IS SPAR... CYANIDE & HAPPINESS!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Baby included. ★3

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Congrats it was miscarriage! You dodged ... ★1

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Humanities favorite toy since forever.

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Dead baby, selling corpse! ★3

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Thank you Kris for celebrating the birth... ★3

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

When it all began, https://explosm.net/c...

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Copycat.

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Or 72 hours of alertness.

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Period blood bath.

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

And as a (highly suspect) "weird" coinci... ★3

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

For a woman, having 72 virgin men would ...

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

It won't. At best, bus/cab fair. ★1

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

you forgot sarcastic font ★1

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Well maybe if it was inside your mind an...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

People really love a good under dog stor...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Not for him, he lacks style . ★3

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Complete and total annihilation of every... ★3

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Why a rubber tip pen?

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

In Apu voice thank you come again.

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

Double nice!

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Hi ho hi ho, A Hobo's life for me.

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Ever.

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

As a former bus driver, I can varify.

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Who?

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

You didn't use enough "fucks" for him to...

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

Nope. But maybe if Elliot Page was here,...

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-12

None! A bunch of degenerates here. ★1

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-10

I got something to fill your room... Try...

Comment to comic 5945 on 2021-08-10

I want some designer organs. ★1

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Booby traps?

Comment to comic 5944 on 2021-08-10

Tee hee hee.

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Sounds like a fair trade

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Panel 1: This quality bracelet goes off ... ★2

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Personally, cocaine is where I snort the...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Please stay away from me. Giving off rap...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

Not true, some do ★2

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

I'm already married to sky daddy. But ev...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

I only see the shirt...

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

I was expecting the bracelet to actually... ★1

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Matt the first time traveler, and he onl...

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

About 12 mins

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Oh no! The present is doomed!

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Whoa... Like... Where did he go man?

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Quitter! Injects Dorothy's blood

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Chhh

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Well that was easy.

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

How did he kill himself if all his legs ...

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERCEI 8!! ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

New last.

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

Challenge accepted!

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

⬇️ you, me and everyone who reads this c...

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-09

I think you two should be forced to keep... ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Cult of badges.

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Who do I look like, Michal faraday?

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Seth MacFarlane's cavalcade of Cartoon C...

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

The horse is behind on its hay payments.... ★2

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

It was meant to spur him into adult life... ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Those must be little boy boobs then. ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

2020 was a rough year.

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

Magnets. ★3

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

He's drinking because, unlike people, wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Gabe The Fury copied my idea. Not like e...

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Of course he'll have to share that grave... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

SHIT! ★3

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

God's fucking favorite toy = your plans.... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Weapons of death ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Finance calculator ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Wonka ★2

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Richard ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Pen is re... BLUE !

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Panel 4: com- comicdelayism ...?

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

It'll feel the same.

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Sounds like it. ★3

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Averaged together it's a neutral joke.

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Is he crying because he just realized th...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Germany is the only country that's male....

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-05

I'm on a boat!

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

I'm sure he'll have a temper tantrum.

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

https://explosm.net/comics/5789/ ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

M- Mom ...?

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

You can barrow my thermite. Just be sure...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Yup.

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

One can hope.

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Gabe is taken by a god of another realm ...

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

You're ability to bust mad rhymes with a... ★2

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Super fuck ya. Bow at my superiority

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

Green did.

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

What if I already was? ★1

Comment to comic 5939 on 2021-08-05

(green)OH, NO! (blue)OH, NO! (red) OH, Y...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

I feel so violated.

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Long time no see

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

GLaDOS Always Lives. ★2

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Always giving his first mate the cold sh...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Where's the string quartet? ★1

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

The ol' gal is getting wet. Better hurry...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Ok, I'll work it into season 2. ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Knowingly Induces Divorce. ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

I have a question of the day: does anyon...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

What happens when a succubus has sex wit...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Then I guess I'll just have to make my o...

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Half-empty life. ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

$5mil

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-03

Are you gonna finish that?

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

You'll know once you fill it. ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

One leg?

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

Good news is, you only need one to live.... ★1

Comment to comic 5937 on 2021-08-02

I thought it was 99%

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

Give that real boy a badge.

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

You're the only creepy.gif here

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-02

sploosh

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31

Correction: he's been Rubbing off to me....

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31

Here's $20. Now go clean yourself up, yo...

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31

Johnson!! ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-07-31

Your way is better.

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

https://explosm.net/comics/101/ ★2

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

o

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

Technically it's an onomatopoeia so it c... ★2

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

Looks like someone was triggered.

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

Good answer, also would've accepted: sta... ★3

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

So you want to be a stylist?

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-30

Kris' version of a Dave face. Kris face?...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

(a badge)

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

I've been here since almost the very beg...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

God help us all!

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Philosophy bitchs!!!

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

They all learned to love.

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

I love how Kris was on time for Dave day...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Don't worry it can't get far without an ...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

I don't use the internet, I hate humanit...

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Trick question the answer is, another a ...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

I hope you use protection. This comment ... ★3

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

You have to suck the right dicks in the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Instructions clear: ruins another microw...

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Will tomorrow be a Kris comic or a Dave ...

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Lead by example. Nice.

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Pg. 34 ★1

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Cum again!!

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

See Penetrative Entry Reference Manual. ★2

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

As a former kid and recovering adult, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

He has them, they're just running on emp...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-29

Because wolf's totally do NOT kill rabbi...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-29

Phi AF

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

Hear that wife. Wink wink nudge nudge

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Got wood?

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Either way the answer is still, no. Once...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

A

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

If suicide fails then it's attempted mur...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Does this mean we'll get 2 Kris comics l...

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Now he just needs a flag.

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Kris finally came out as a Dave. Congrat... ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Recording shit.

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

flaming diarrhea

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Sounds painful.

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

He's totally NOT a cop. ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Lots of people want to try, so it'll be ...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

The wire/thong doesn't make any sense. F... ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

Well I hope you all enjoyed the MoE seas... ★2

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

Scatter!!

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Insert your own panel 2. Old school RCG....

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Panel 1: hey dad, my body's been going t... ★1

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

If you love 55, then buckle up, 85 is go...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Thanks.

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Unless you're super fat.

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Who told you! Are they're after my rock....

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Have you tried carrying a bag of rock ar... ★2

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

throws ball of receipt paper But at leas... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-24

Thanks

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

What about if the person is not my child... ★1

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 11: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 10: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 9: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 8 Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H K... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 7: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 6: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 5: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part4: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H K... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

If you hit all replies, I'm sorry in adv...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 3: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 2: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 1: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Part 12: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★4

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

The time machine was in the hand.

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

I don't do reviews, but... Today on Mutu... ★2

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Three magic beans and this slightly dama...

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Part 11: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★1

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Watch out for the water types, water and... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-24

Sorry for the lack of MoEs, I just got a...

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Faux poo!

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

No MoE for today. I'm too tired.

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

He's farts it out as chlorine gas.

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-22

What's that little voice inside of you s...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-22

Spoken like a true man; with the intelle...

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

With that many parts sewn together, who ...

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

No MoE toda; I've just been super busy w...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-22

Would just be a gargling sound.

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-22

Poverty Ghost

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

Don't forget to crush blue against you h... ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Yes.

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

But do you have your dad's?

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Dave's not here.

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Did you read yesterday's MoE? You were i...

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Long time no see. Most are new, but ther...

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Part 10: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★2

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Pervin's origin story ★1

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

Three minimum.

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Stranger danger!!

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

I'm acting God, until sky daddy comes ba...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

It's Tuesday already!? ★2

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Because everyone knows you bake fudge no...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Men sure are tasty, am I right?

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-18

Benders game quote, nice. Also an oxymor...

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

The deed is done.

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

I'll take the ribs! ️

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Part 9: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

They call it a normal.

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

What is this California?

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

I keep my promises, and one commenter as... ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Part 8 Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H K... ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

All it took to stop drug traffickers, wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

It's called mead.

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

This is why I believe the only way to eq... ★4

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

I think I have that condition as well.

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Panel 1: commenters sure are crazy, am I... ★5

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Ya, think less Disney and more Disney.

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-16

Murder yourself ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

No one because bits the new short day.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

He's actually very poor.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

NAZI ZOMBIE!!

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Here jew senses were tingling. She went ...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Don't be silly, I offer them doctoral ed...

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Part 7: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Summons all the Asian murder hornets.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

What in the wild wild world of sports is... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

This is boring. (Like to bore, dig a tun... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Don't tell pervin that you were recorded... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

His ghost can be hiding, but only I do t... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Not like the miner could see. Better exp... ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Me too.

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Hell ya! Still waiting for part 2. ★2

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Sure ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Big battle scene today. Who wants in?

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

Do not beg him for forgiveness, Do not i... ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Part 6: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★2

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

I concur doctor.

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Got too busy to do today's MoE. A tongue... ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

Orange's ass?

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

I think UAFP meant anal beads as the nec...

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-13

Gamers. ★5

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

And how do all of these videos end?

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Proper fire regulations are that, all ex...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Gay! We were all thinking it.

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Pipe cleaner

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

What did he do for you? Turn on your the...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Man that's one good handy.

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

But what does that mean? I don't know, b...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

Can't wait to see your sexy new asses.

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

Human is an animal.

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

All this and more, at 11. ★1

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

All the argument I needed to hear to be ... ★1

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Soon to be 8.411 ★2

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Sorry for dragging this out for longer t...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

Part 5: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★2

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

144

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

⬇️ where do I put my hands if I do care?...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

It's my right testicle.

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

The site said 'single s ' plural. If I w... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Story is not over. ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Can confirm, was just dispensing power p...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Really think so? It feels kind of flat t...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

Part4: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H K... ★2

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

All the cool countries were doing at the... ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

First we don't just sit around, sometime...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

All we have are nickels; economy is down...

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

) ★3

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-10

Because the right side is the artistic s...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Dr. Reanimater we need you.

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

never gonna get it up, never gonna get y...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Didn't notice the (-) negative sign in f...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Part 3: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★1

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Someone should page him and tell him to ...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

So, 0?

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09

Also, props to Kris for getting his comi...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09

The real fucked up part of this comic: b...

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09

I'll get the belt.

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-09

That won't work; no witnesses.

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

never gonna get it up, never gonna get y... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Rock on

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Still not seeing any horns.

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-09

Either way boiling hot water clears it r...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Depends on perspective.

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Thanks link cat ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

I meant in the story.

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Boss battle coming up, who wants to help...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Part 2: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

You made one too. ★2

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

It's called my basement. ★2

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

There's a vaccine against being a Karen?...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Welcome back. Did you bring PG with you?...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

This is what happens when you're horny o... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Yowza?? I think you mean, TAAAHOOOOOGAA!...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

He has a hand, it's so creepy.

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

Part 1: Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★1

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

HOLY SHIT MONSTER HUNTER IS BACK

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

MoE grand finale time. Stay tuned all we... ★3

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

I'm getting flash backs. PTCD ★3

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Let this be a lesson.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06

usernamesareoverrated(blueberry cunt)

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Glorious leader knows best.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

I'm with neither, but the fight between ...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

But is he also a blueberry?

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

That must be where the negative terminal...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

In America we celebrate: life, by execut... ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

BONK! ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

It's an independence day miracle! Kris i... ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Fine, I guess I could help this one time...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

I don't see any horns on that electric c... ★1

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-05

We should all be so lucky

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

Is it just me or does the comment sectio...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

# fix your comic dave

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

But you only got two, so use them wisely...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-05

Hey! One more 5748 and it's a federal cr...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Does it really matter? It's Dorothy, any... ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

And the eye bone is connected to the for...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Thanks, I keep them in a draw next to th...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Damn reboots! Can't anything just be lef... ★2

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Hold still, I don't want to fork this up...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Si below Yes ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Then get ready for loneliness, the apost...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

That doc has 1 finger and three thumbs o...

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

Nice, but they already did that with the...

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-04

Trick question; you didn't put it anywhe...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

See below

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

It's all Gabe's fault! Light the dildos,... ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

I believe it was also a twilight zone ep...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Flying spaghetti monster's natural enemy...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Holy shit... You're right! ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-07-03

bink

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-07-03

If he also survives a flame thrower, he'... ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-07-03

That's good.

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

Today on painfully late Mutual of Explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

The joke here being that: Kris was so la... ★2

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Flying teeth monster!!

Comment to comic 5912 on 2021-07-03

That's a cliff.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

chock chock Open season.

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-07-03

Welcome back.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-03

R.I.P Kris. ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

https://explosm.net/comics/3000/

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

R.I.P C&H you won't be missed.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

That's what I'm talking about.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Another doctor!? Damn these doctor accou... ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Age limit?

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

You owe us $50,000 for copyright infring... ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

Yes it does. You just need to go slower ...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-02

You're only as big a dick as the one you...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Then it wouldn't be suicide, just regula...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

A little late if there is already a 5 ye...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

The fact you don't know, means you're to...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Money? I just went to the amazon river a... ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Careful she might eat it.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Your just not you, when you're a parent.... ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Check out this new pet piranha I got, an...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Depends on if she swallowed or not.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Nom nom nom

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Everything is a laughing matter, all you...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Gotta love the evil laugh.

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Laugh harder! You wanna get better dontc...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Sounds like there's a dick among us. Loo...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

But do they? We'll have to get to the bo... ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

I'm here to post comics and be on time! ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

I'm here to kick chew and ass bubble gum...

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Good movie ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

(but not yours)

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Another Stupid Shtick

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Worth it

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

The colour of delicious. ★3

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Sir, the Asshole Anonymous is next door.... ★3

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-27

Ahh! Hand walkers, kill them all. ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-27

Blue Nukem ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Irk has been absent for a while

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

3098

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Nope.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Absolutely not, why do you ask?

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Your first, unlike this comment.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Karen has been longer than most. ★2

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

That wasn't an option.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

Suicidal PC.

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Your echo and your shadow and that's it....

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Just downright shameful.

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

takes broom, hands mop Quit acting like ... ★1

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Gratuitous :sus:

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Or fucked down, how ever you want really...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Mimicked off of Kris when he has had BBQ...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

You're not dead.

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Good luck, you'll have to do something s... ★2

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

"infertile"

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-27

A lesson C&H will never learn. Mainly be...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

"scrambled"

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

What a tender moment.

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-27

It's in the Sunday funnies.

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

If only there were some small bones near...

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

10% fantastic

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Don't know how all this works. Try swiss... ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

Just don't do summonings; try banishment...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

"new Jesus where did you go? We couldn't...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Given the dates and few English words, I...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-26

Can I identify as a 70 grandma? Live off...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Copy

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

GLOTD (Grammar Lesson of the Day)

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Gabe is in God's robe?

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

I'll put up the SantaClaus signal.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Kris finally did it. He was so late that... ★2

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

*

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Transage??

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Nails=better parent

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

I wonder where popenebula has been.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

America never being able to pay them bac...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

RA**

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

He left his first born to die on a cross...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Oden*

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Today's guest MoE is Satanclause.

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

As an umbralmancer I could easily get th...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

Why so late Dave? You got the Rona? Did ...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

THAT'S WHERE HE'S BEEN ALL THIS TIME!!! ... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

You're gonna tell the savior, who died f... ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Up for today's? (6/22)

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

It's the new heart disease flavor.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Sounds like something a Billy would say.... ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Already answered this in the MoE

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Not during pride month.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Well, FNN wouldn't lie. ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

grabs club, then sprints over We clubbin...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

don't you loose my number, cause you're ... ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Fuck ya! Dibs on the mourning star.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

ALL THE HOMO!! ★1

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

I said I didn't care about them, I'm jus...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Someone hasn't been reading the new spea...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

You don't get it, but you got to see fir...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Also did yesterday's.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

New badge idea for kcarrey, (picture per...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Not that I care about them, but I love f...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

FAKE NEWS! Maybe, I don't know, probably...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-22

Can't expect a MoE to be short. it's not... ★1

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Billy, meet club. Cop's name is club.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

...And they say math is a universal lang... ★2

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Skullfuck

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-22

Dick move.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

I don't see why not.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

He has foot cancer.

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Why is the cop wearing boots? Does this ...

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

New meaning to: "fuck 'em stupid" ★1

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

But it's upsidedown

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Are they still sharing a body? Or did th...

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

In these crazy times it seems everyone i...

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

(fourth panel by the way)

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Did no one ever.

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-22

Not sure if that's insulting or not. Hap... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-22

You merely adopted the oven, I was born ...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Do single dads get celebrated on mother'...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Damnit! ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-21

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

opens oven, closes window Sorry

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

opens window

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

A person that makes stones?

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Come over here and stand next to this pi... ★4

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

The gift that keeps giving out lawsuits.... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

pushes blond princess into pit That's so... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

I like the Japanese 12 key.

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Do you have a pit full of mother-in-laws...

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

A person who does stone work?

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-20

Pinch it off already.

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

*Susan. Irk is the new Karen.

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Rent!??! I maintain an armory at all tim...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Not even gold/orange colored, JUNK!

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

➡️ Pay fine ➡️ Flee ✔️ Flee, runs off in...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Sells were instantly blocked by all stor...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Would that make C&H a super massive blac...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Liked the old pfp better, but it was old...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

So as to not get you pregnant.

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Probably, he also "barrowed" my peanuts ...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

They're on to you Anne! Now, you run.

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Loved Lincoln logs. Didn't care too much... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

No particular set, just loose Legos. End... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

His cock is the Coke. Now don't you want...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Or just copy and paste more frames. Inst... ★2

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Legopedo, those are 5 and under.

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

If your dad is coming, I'd take two step... ★3

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Pet rock?

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Sure, "friend". ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

Yes, Legos!! A good time will be had by ... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

I'm watching you...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-06-18

Who? Badboyhalo or dream?

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Wrong https://explosm.net/comics/5871/ ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

A113 is in literally every Pixar movie. ...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Calm down Susan! ★2

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-16

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-16

Where's Gangrene?

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

It's the pur... Ahh my eye!

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Unless you want to stop aging.

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

Not true, suicide bombings have been aro...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Make K9's great again!

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Bum ba bum ba bum

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

There is only 1 species of dog, but over... ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

No one will know what to do, or how it a... ★2

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Jihad just means holy war, a war that is...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Coming soon, Hopelessness ™

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Try pure lemon juice, amazing fucking.

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Year of the zomgie, then??

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

You had a stroke

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Sadness in a cup! Now in three new flavo...

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

Welcome back. Man is this the year of th... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

I suppose the reason is obvious, but I d...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

You can't ungoogle that. It's in your se...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

I don't think grinding is the best way t...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Correction, I know your father. ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Saved by the bell!

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Yes, but only by pray to God about it; N...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

I think Anne's resurrection magic worked... ★4

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

If the plane is a rumbling, don't come a...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Blow jobs, you give out lots and lots of...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Nope, the doc is already has them might ...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Literally anyone who was here before yes... ★6

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

The Ultimate Rib Burrito, Ohhhh! ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

You've been replaced. I trust you can se... ★4

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

You forgot the sunglasses. ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

16 years. I'm still waiting for that fli... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Yelled at them over discord. ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

They're broke.

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Kinda hard to aim a vagina. ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Bring it! I piss in deaths face daily.

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-14

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahah ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Nice badge update. now can I see your ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-14

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

His name was turbulence. ★5

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

Plot twist: he's #1 grandpa because he w...

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

nom nom All is forgiven. ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-12

I'm not your wife or made! Breaks broom

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-12

Even in death he's still making people c... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-12

I just cleaned up in here!

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Monster hunter, how did the Helios Implo...

Comment to comic 5894 on 2021-06-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

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The day I die, will be the first time I ...

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Favorite this Reply Or Win Nothing ★2

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You were not wearing a green shirt or th... ★1

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Now he's frowning again. (A smile upside...

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I'm gonna need that back when you're don...

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Just be careful. It causes the target to...

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I would come to help, but I'm spread a l...

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Weakling! I walked on Legos with my knee... ★4

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He said to blow him, not leafs. Grabs hu... ★3

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PG and time devil are dead. CAS and gerf...

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I'm a little scatter brained right now, ... ★2

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Hi ho, hi ho, it off to wo ★5

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I always get my raid number confused. Bu...

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Like the reference, but she's the one wh...

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This is what happens when you don't pay ...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Zone?

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I pronounce it, 'I•dont•give•a•shit'. It...

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Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

African or European?

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I just use the "show all replies" button...

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Really late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Ki...

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I'm not traveling down any roads with yo...

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

This is why I have a RAID0 back up of my...

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Detonates when stepped on, yup has the c...

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A sweeping end. ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Octagon not circle.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Don't do it!

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Good luck Gabe.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Apparently you need "Jew magic" and a sk...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-09

Forgot about that.

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Just as good. Pedobear, immakickyouinhel... ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

You must be really flexible if you can s...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

You're too young to remember this or to ...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Damnit, I liked being septagonal. ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

You don't get it. ★4

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

I'll get the bear. FANCY BEAR, WE NEED Y... ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

It's was hard because everyone kept taki...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Someone watched dragon tattoo.

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

The only banned accounts are the spammer...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

I like to imagine him with the desk on w...

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Is the desk on wheels? Or did he walk up... ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Good thing it's first month. ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Or just lay there silently. ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

But just the ass, don't wanna give to mu...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

What's got your dick in a vice?

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Dungeon Master?? This place does feel mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Who seems to be dead or locked in an inf...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

No, I think it's 4 or 5

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Seems like a very linier response.

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Whaaaaattt??(˘･_･˘) You think it's me?? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

Shadoweist

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That's him officer, the one making the i... ★3

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Phenomenal cosmic powers, entire other r...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Who care about the universe! Continues p... ★2

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Does this mean that the dozen or so "obv...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Footnote: small thanks to "the gringe" f...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Already brought this up too. Is everyone...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

You are the first born son of God, do yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Ya, I think he left me and heaven and ju...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Already pointed that out.

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

And a pharmacist was know as an apotheca... ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Ath ei st, sorry Kris I thought it was "... ★2

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

"Thank atheist, I'm God" wait, it doesn'... ★1

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

Shouldn't she be thanking evolution then...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Orgasmo's archenemy.

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My kitty's name is Gozer, and she lives ...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

I'm sure Gabe could tell us, but he's wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Part 2: https://explosm.net/comics/5844/...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Ya, new job has me working 65+ hour week...

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-07

Short lived on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Ki...

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Sorry for the late MoE's and little comm...

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

That only thing she is sorry about is no...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

That's a participation trophy.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Life has a command bar?? I've been livin... ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

And the obvious accounts continue.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Held down, soul crushed, constantly told...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

FREEDOM!!! ★2

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Nope ★1

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

We just need to ad more hominem. ★4

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Lion life, can't you read. ★4

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

The 12 is an older account.

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

2 for 1. ★1

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Adjective?? I guess in a way any title o...

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

Easy, take a massive shit in it. That'll...

Comment to comic 5888 on 2021-06-05

I think you're asking too much.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

walks up to dead body Sir, this is the n... ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

⬇️ well, it was nice knowing you. Good b... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Which attic?

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Panel 1: is this your first time to Expl... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-05

Because you can't sue the dead. They hav...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Publicly slaughter the host. ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Cheat on it. Bring home another ghost. ★5

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Could always use a box.

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

And Gerfird made a cameo. ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Thanks, but I'd rather have the team bad... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Still shit. Anne Frank came back, but PG... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

350 characters? That's a lot of actors, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Your point?

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

He died doing what he loved, looking at ...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Not very observant are you.

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-06-02

Super late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kin...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-06-02

How the fuck did this get 50 likes??

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-06-02

Summoned an interdimensional monster the...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-02

Life fulfilled.

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-02

Forgotten on Mutual of Explosm: C&H King... ★2

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-02

And a head on collision.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Division of labor. ★2

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Awww, I was using that. ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

How dare you hurt the supreme species. T...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

John Cafferty alt confirmed.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Maybe, I would assume that he'd change s...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

So, were Commenting At This now. ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Dragon age 2, infinite gold and exp.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

And it burns, burns, burns that wall of ...

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I went down, down, down and the flames w...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

picks up chunks and snacks ★6

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Dirty 30

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

The real question is: where do they go w...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

Just like every C&H fan, especially the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Well technically this comic is the last ...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Damn!

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Not the tongue depressors, we just got t...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

palpatine voice Yes, let the hate flow t...

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

It's ok, she was only killing dogs.

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-06-01

It's right there behind you.

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

First off: Secondly: it has to be black ... ★2

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-05-31

No, seriously. I have no idea what I'm d...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

That was too fast, now I'm too furious.

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Agreed. You're the 4th or 5th person tha...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Leave! ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-05-31

I didn't think so!

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Ya ya ya, why don't you take your crazy ...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

That's a lot of little rectangles.

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

But do they get you aboard the axiom?

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Practice on yourself?? ★2

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Quick, someone give him some lemons!!

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

What if Explosm was just one big test, f...

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Do you think Kris tested this joke first... ★2

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Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

De ass itation ★1

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Flashback!

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

That's a misnomer, only true because of ...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Nice.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Sadly no.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

60% recycled tissue, 35% artificial tiss...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

God gave it to us; to take away form the... ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Who likes the smurfs so much they made a...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Agreed.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-31

Real culture or total bullshit tv/movie ...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

I think more confused looks, then anythi... ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

I can say how much this is true for toda... ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

That's the one.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Cue theme song ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Indubitably.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Manifest destiny.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

That you know of.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

AI's don't have souls. But good decision... ★2

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

sets ED on fire ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Only after I do.

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Everyone misses link bear. I liked that ...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

You have a great breadth of lexical know...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Woooooooooo!!! PAAAARTYYYY!! ★1

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

But it will cause hair to grow on your h...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Time travel and prevent the shoes origin... ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Alts?? :Sus:

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-29

Far, far over there.

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Late charge! ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-29

Can I join this diet?

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Bop-it potato.

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Technically, I'm replying to my second c... ★1

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

A charge for pointing out the charge.

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Let's play a game: What charge is it?

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-29

I did it and all I got was voicemail. ★2

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

No one told them it was safe to come out...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

LoL dinner

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Fuck ya! Billy Joel

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

It sucks I know, but I'm busy and lazy.

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

I think it's more mashed. ★3

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Historically on Mutual of Explosm: C&H K... ★4

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

You're thinking of, England is Still My ... ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Uhhhhh...... My no understand. Bonks JJ ...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Please no.

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

Stoned**

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

Are you okay Annie?

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-26

And thus the biggest family name was bor...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Of course it is. How else would I be les... ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

That's how it's spelled. Ouija, pronounc...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

We need to hold a seance for PG. I'll ge...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

[imagine dolphin noise here] ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Sounds made up...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

runs disc clean up

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Ya but can you smoke signal in cursive?

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

She is a female former truck driver, now... ★4

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

I'm mean, she will now; now that's you'v...

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Sorry, I just had my mimeograph done. ★1

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

You're totally NOT in the matrix. ★2

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

Et cetera

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-26

I counter with, eggus pregus! ★3

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-26

We've already established that when ghos... ★4

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Copy-n-paste magic!! BURN HIM!!

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

This place feels quieter without PG. ★5

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Then fox it to them!

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Making shit up. ★3

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Inspector baby. [Theme music] ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Just keeping the family legacy alive. ht... ★3

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Talk about a baby daddy. ★2

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

You haven't been pre-dick in eons.

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Ever find out where you are? Or ended up... ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-24

Too late now.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-24

Totally NOT hell. ★1

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

PG must be dead. Transforming into her f...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Not you necessarily, but this comment se...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

I was waiting for this comment. It was o... ★5

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Yup. I lost my physical form, which is w... ★1

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Mental and physical abuse, that's just g...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Complaining about your punishment, that'... ★1

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

My dad used his infinity gauntlet to spa... ★2

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Strange. ★2

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Panel 1: whatcha fishing for? Panel 2: c... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Ya. Online you can be anything, even a G...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

slips UafP $5.00 Thanks for being the mi...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Congrats. No alts here, just a one and o... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

Two more breaths, then push... ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

They're 1337 code. ★3

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

We will never be done with puns, Marlin ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

He shit on the fish. ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Suicidal Angler Day ★1

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Ahhh!! Talking fish!! ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Seppuku! It's your only way out. ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Then you might as well quit while you're... ★2

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Gary? ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

WHERE?!?! ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Behind the knee; but you gotta believe i...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Was expecting orange to say, "my dick is... ★5

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

It's the mexico, no one finds anyone the... ★3

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

If she's this powerful in her third form... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

His awesomeness. ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

Unless it's digital, then it's just alwa...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

The honking sound should've came from th... ★6

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

I don't have a licensed driver.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

That's one horny car! (Get it? Because t...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Literally made the joke as I was typing....

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Skipped today's MoE on purpose. ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Former bus or truck driver? I Invision p...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Necro alert!! ★1

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Honk if you're late. ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

That's why they're honking. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

But I'm sure that, it last longer than 4... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Did you know that comicdelayism makes th... ★4

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

This was when I was 12. I no longer live...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-19

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

If you zoom in, its actually a sweater l... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I'll take three more. ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

warms up AC130 engines. ★3

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Neighbor got in to a gun fight with the ... ★6

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

https://explosm.net/comics/5672/ Nice to... ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

No, it's 42. ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Prepare to march against lord gay, the f... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

WTF??

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-18

Or there's just a really long line for c... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Nice PFP update PG. "I am become fudge, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

There was an 'obvious' account for every... ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

You can buy friends.

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Take me with yooooouuuuu!!

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Einstein's theory of relativity in pract... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-18

What's up doc?

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Just like all those stupid element in th... ★2

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

I got a real strong suspicion that's the... ★5

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

[walks in on IMHFC stroking the subscrib... ★5

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Knock off Hitler. Nice.

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Then, just "fake"?? ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

They've both slept with the best friend.... ★4

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

Pulls off green shirt what no way! Puts ... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

And I like PG ★3

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-17

That fucking piece of shit, waste of spa... ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

They have sex buses now!? Talk about dis... ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

But will it last longer than 3 days?

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

It's his tie. ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Because I saw a poster advertising gay w... ★4

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Supreme leader Pope. ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa... Maybe ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

She really did have a hard knock(ed up) ... ★4

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Thanks general pussbar. ★3

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Her ex, https://explosm.net/comics/5665/... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-17

Been awhile. Nice to see you again. ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Three daughters and triplets! In 15 year... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

I'm told the best way to get better at w...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

It happens time to time with adults your... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Coincidence? I think not! ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Good luck with them, I hear trips can be... ★3

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

This implies that the comment section wa... ★3

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Ha ha ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Not Nero??

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

You're newish here but Gerfird is like a... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Thank God you're back. There are these t... ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Panel 5: 3 of them turn to dust. Panel 6... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

All hail to the king! ★3

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

HE MUST DIE!! ★2

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Ehhh, the years weren't kind to you Davi... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Elliot page. Ever sense Juno.

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

But Disney wouldn't let them use the Ala...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Obscure (and terrible) movie references ... ★1

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Pay?? He'll do it for free, he'll show u...

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Why didn't you cameo in it??

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

She looks like a Cosmo.

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

His wood did stand erect. ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

And baby daddy. ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Ya, $200 and a quick 2 hour online class... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

"front line infantry. Front line infantr...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

"grab it harder! Use both hands!" Encour... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-15

Don't forget the "democracy". ★4

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Dam! Time to change disguises. ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

You look like a bobs burgers character. ★3

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

$20!!

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Not sorry. ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I too... Like to lurk. ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

$50!! ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-14

Maybe, but what's in it for me?

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Then those people just broke the number ... ★9

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

All of these are emojis Clown, vomit, wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

If its of infinite value, than it has no... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

If Gabe could've died in the freaky sex ... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

* ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Or her rabies flairing up. ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Not that I care, but I'm sure someone co... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Reverse trap. ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

The shadows.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Me in

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

You, watching

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

I'm watching

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

Yes, I know.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

You?

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Stamps do

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

To time

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Pay attention

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

You dont

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

'that which stops a man from consigning ... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

[dog splattering sound] ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

I hear all of you speak, and also see yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

No, but you can mime a week of mime stuf... ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Technically 0100. As it's read left to r...

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

I guess this mime is not a swallower. ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Note D ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

"I kill you!!" ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

We all know Chicago are the ones with th... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

No, America is just the dick. Like when ... ★6

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

No one's ever happy to see you Dorothy. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Ya, it's a real dumpster fire, but alway... ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

You're not dead! ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Dave did. It was just above greens head....

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

N

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Bravo. ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I think Brock finally left us. I haven't... ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

That fucking speck has returned to panel... ★2

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

Don't have to imagine. Ever see Little N... ★2

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

They've also been know to kill and carry... ★1

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

Stroke is the word!! Because we're all i...

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

It's so soft and non-threatening, unlike... ★3

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

For I was blind, but now I see. Thank yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Not if by "my business" he means an actu... ★7

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

I run my time machine for free. It runs ... ★3

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Architectural and engineering master. ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Foot fetish. ★2

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

"was"?? their still is.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

It did. ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

decrypted version. Today on Mutual of Ex... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Bring out your dead!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Stick to what you know, is always the be... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Then to make it fat. ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

I don't give two shits.

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

The perfect robot for getting out of con... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

But you ain't never had a friend like Do...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

And big brother isnt the only one sendin...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

What has be seen can not be unseen. Sorr... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Thanks for the MLA rules, but what does ... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Purple nurple?? ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Normal trees maybe... ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

The Epstein page came to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

I don't think where I live is a hospitab... ★2

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

That's what I thought from the getgo. ★3

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-07

I don't get any 'up' dates or dates of a...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

I identify as a paraplegic. Now wipe my ... ★5

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Poop Other People's Erections In Secrecy... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Green isn't here for the event, he just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

It had a mental handicap?? ★4

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

This isn't Japan.

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Getting through the magic forrest in the... ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

PG you're up. ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

I'm grinding away at life, because I wan...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

One of us! One of us! One of us!

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Vehicular??

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

You can keep platinum. I want palladium.... ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Not quick enough.

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Then I wouldn't look under your bed if I... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Pigeon: Harbinger of Shit. ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Ocular?? ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

S plice P enises L ength-wise A gainst t... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-05

Don't forget, also for sex and egg layin...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-05

The joke is I kidnapped the kid, killed ...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-05

I get $5 actually. ★1

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Disgruntled exemployee. ★7

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

What no P.S? (Post shitting) ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Girls are illegal in texas? ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

You've been ignoring us this whole time!... ★3

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I like this plan. Shadow will cover the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

You think anyone here is stupid enough t... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

https://explosm.net/comics/4699 ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Surface temps, but not underground temps... ★4

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

Wait, we're all fading away. ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

With IntroSpective Help

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Demand to see the genie's manager. then ... ★1

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Again, I don't have a copyright on lurki...

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

P.S I'm not dead yet. ★3

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Today on mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Yes! ★2

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

It's cancers only natural enemy. ★5

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Have to have a mind to be mind controlle... ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

The fact that you're suggesting that the... ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Are you gonna do a MoE today too? ★3

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

Full proof method! ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

You could swing around a stick? ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

That's one industrious kid. ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Unfortunately for humans we can't digest...

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Only a fool tries to cheat death; A wise... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

...and we shall all remember him by his ... ★5

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

While the carbon does come from the CO2 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

I know the perfect song for this (or any... ★3

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Dam, I forgot to delete this comment. ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Well, that is what all the fanboys do wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Yes.

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Fuck, I forgot to respond- ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

passes out from noxious gases ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

Is this code for vagina or dick? If so, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-05-01

The uncertainty principle supports this.... ★1

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Big Fucking Jesus Dick. ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

[city workers voice from manhole] Aaaahh... ★4

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

sharpens dildos ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

*balls drop ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Conga by Gloria Estefan.

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

*Body drops

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

I love the phone logo in panel 1. I can'...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Don't! the dirt adds to it. ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Nope, fuck that. Life is too long.

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Nope, just choosing between two evils. I... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Two places in the world where "time zone... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Then I choose the cow. A good time, then... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Do I have to do the fucking? Or can I ge... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

The nicest thing anyone has ever said to...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

They were diagnosed with stupidity by Dr... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Once had a friend the snorted pepsi. I s... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I'm not dead yet, and I feel so missed u... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I think I'm getting sick; so when I die,... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

I'll let you continue thinking that. ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

I finally found the fucking thing. PG th... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Ehh, either way it's full of holes now. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Just like lophu8 is after a hard day's w... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Say hello to my little friend!! His name... ★1

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Like this joke, that was a one off. ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Well now I just want to know what it was...

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

Don't mind my I'll just be over here pok... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

All the "joke" accounts, Kris just stole... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Ash catchem ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2021-04-28

snappy retort not found. Error error...

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I can't find it, but it's back there som... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

There's a good AIDS!!???!!

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-04-28

⬇️ PG is a licensed ho.

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I did this awhile ago with lophu8. ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Sex doesn't kill my memory, if anything ... ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

Daisy, daisy, da....is...y, d...... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

The greatest 30 min wait of your life. A... ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Her, and her 43 siblings. ★4

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

But with the right ones you can make a T... ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Sounds like it to me.

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Plus he's not a grandfather (that we kno... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Like a well lubricated hinge.

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

ALL GOVERNMENTS DO IT!! ★3

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Dad likes to get down.

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

What are you talking about; the governme... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Or memory loss week. ★3

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

History joke nobody gets, yay! ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Now on Hulu! ★2

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

No wonder he's always so angry. ★3

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

uses a paperclip to push the little red ... ★5

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Sensual Engagement in Xanadu. ★1

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

in mortal Kombat voice READY... FIGHT!!!... ★2

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-26

The real drunk math.

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Weaponized Omni-Mobility Bombardment.

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Just getting dinner. ★3

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

I don't think anyone here is at risk. ★1

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Kris alt confirmed. ★2

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Convince other to sign soul contracts. ★3

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

The real source of Alzheimers and dement... ★1

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

Mom only had sex once in her life, and o... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

fades away like the photo in BttF NOOOOO... ★3

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

So judge fudge, you have to make a rulin... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-26

Don't forget your arpeggios ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Haters have really streamlined the proce...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Can't forget the down right horrible tre... ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

More specifically Japanese people. But i... ★2

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

[doesn't own a wallet] what's going on o...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Looks like he read the dis -assembly ins... ★5

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

Not says this isn't a problem, but it an... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

I'm over today. I don't give a fuck anym...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Intentionally Krappy Engineered Architec... ★3

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

He couldn't care less about her, those a...

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Yes ★1

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

No

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

The best part about this is, that he did... ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

pushes extra mulchy button see ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

As long as your tail doesn't fall in it.... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Not, 01/ 05/2005? ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

GnL!! (Gambled n Lost) shart. ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

That was a joke. Also it's not just a pl...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Quicksilver must be superfluid then. ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

I don't know WHO you all are talking abo...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

LoL!!

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Instead of nukes, maybe atomic goblins o... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

But not for free. ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Actually most mammals have hexagonal pho...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-24

Jumping jack flash??? ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Well she does posses the means of produc... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

If the jar doesn't implode in the proces... ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Why does she even have that lever? ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Yes I can. Doesn't mean you have to list... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Prey, before Bethesda bought it out.

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

The plasma in your blood is different fr...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Excluding bro jar obviously ★2

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL!! I knew I'd get,... ★4

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Dam you, I miss noodle! I know that quot...

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Hey, jab one more eye and it's a federal...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Seems like the decision was a little bia... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

You know they do, especially white wine....

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

You can drink solids; you just haven't t... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Didn't*?? Or did you actually mean did?

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Unretard.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

On purpose actually. The two comments we...

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Silver murder. ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

holds out hand, with pile of powder on i... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Even in ancient time women were forgotte... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

What good would that do? Do you have a m... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

No, I don't get it. ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Sounds comedic in a divine way. ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Nope, everybody gets one. Tell them spid... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

God doesn't approve of guys because it's... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Why were you playing the loading game? T... ★2

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

They were on a two year rotation. The co... ★1

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

That's my favorite equation.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I think you have 'unnatural' and 'unusua... ★4

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

Civ 5

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

I'm confused as to what you're trying to... ★4

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

You missed the anniversary of your son's... ★7

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-21

What a queer proposition.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

I thought you were dead. Because cats of... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Already made this joke.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

...14 ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

https://explosm.net/comics/5785/

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-21

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Support the rainbow. Pelt non-believers ...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-21

Yes, because everyone was on one drug or...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

I believe you've gone mad with power. Of... ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Blue is kind of an ass. He's munching on...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Minimum, 7. Maximum, 13.

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Anyone who needed that link should be be... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

That's auto, from wall•e. Hal9000 knock ... ★3

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Really! You Have More!?!

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

The souls of the condemned. ★4

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Panel 3 would've been good as a slow gif... ★7

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Stoned Dave face!

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Thanks Dave, you didn't disappoint. ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Blue shirt is Kris after he tasted his f... ★5

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Tears the aeon open and releases an Eldr... ★1

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Dave gets 4/20 comic, we all fully expec... ★5

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Maybe, but I can swear I've seen the acc...

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Einstein's theory of relativity, is not ... ★2

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Here's my bill. $4000

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Right ★1

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Button ★1

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Delete ★1

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A

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Called

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Thing

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A

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Is

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There

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Know

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You

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Uhhh...I guess I misread. That was actua... ★1

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

GLaDOS makes a cameo in cyberpunk 2077

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You have competition now. Chief warrant ...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Panel 5: [doc] who are you talking to? [... ★2

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

$100. The cure for cancer! ★2

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A number being used as an actual number!... ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20

No he's 'ni'ing that old woman.

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Monster hunters origins. That baby lande... ★4

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-19

Only I can lurk in the shadows. She woul... ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

Does that CoD airport level count? ★5

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

kneeling on a beach A horse, a horse! My... ★6

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boing... ...boing ...boing ★4

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

I know, but not everyone does, so IRC&HW... ★2

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

Practice makes perfect! ★3

Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-18

That's one slippery baby. Or magical bab... ★3

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

The useless one with heart. ★3

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Could be 400

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This was before your time, and before th... ★1

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Unredacted version: The invasion force c... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

I thought PG named the band, "The Lurkin... ★2

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You called? ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Stepbrothers

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Plus, Dorothy is the one doing the killi... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

At least it wasn't a corpse fucked trail... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

He walked past a fire hydrant. ★4

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

This guy is an idiot. Everybody knows yo... ★6

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

G is not a primary color, it's a seconda... ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

Time devil on fiddle and untamed on voca... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

The Grand Midwife The Grand Priestess Th...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

⬇️ giga tons then.

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I wasn't asking that.

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I love the cat sized guitar. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Metric ton or mega ton version?

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Holden ?

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I guess that makes me the band manager. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

You can't sploosh over the band with out... ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

You should play the theremin. ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

What if they have more? Like 34 or 35 te... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

⬇️that's a hoedown. A hoe down is when a... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Happy endings don't come cheep, that'll ... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

What was the future message for, yesterd...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

What ever you say kira.

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Or is it... Ya, it's true. ★2

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

...After work green goes to a bar to get... ★4

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Pancakes, Tue 4/20 ED, wed 4/21 Fiddle, ...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Tell me what?

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

That expire in a week, in Mercury time. ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Reasons. ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

Plus you would still only give four peop...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

MoE guest week is cancelled. Not enough ...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

Make it so long and convoluted he won't ...

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

whispers after he drinks drink P.S. that... ★4

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

You still have some worth: your heart, l... ★3

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-16

A year after green died or after orange ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

That'll be another $20 for the merch. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

If you say so old mama.

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Thriced! ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Been

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You've

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IRC&HWIP isn't even here today. I wonder...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

I'm sorry for your lose. ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

You don't need to be fast when your comp... ★2

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

The moustache was actually added.

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Biassed ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

FDT was a scrotum, but at least his was ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

This: 1 Pronoun : the person, thing, or ... ★3

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

So all those times today told me give it...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

The current most highly rated diet for M... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Al these questions answered and more, in...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Kris must be hitting the bbq sauce again... ★1

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

To bad the apocalypse happened, and toda...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Sorry I meant, Kris not Rob.

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

https://explosm.net/comics/5719/ ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Guest week cancelled, not enough people ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

What if Rob isn't making a comic today b... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Will I need gloves and to put on closed-...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Will Gabe refer to Gabe's self in third ...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Still need four more or it's a no-go.

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Sat 4/24

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WHAT!!!??? There's no tomorrow! Shit, th... ★5

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

The cake was a lie anyways. ★6

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Shhhh, you'll ruin it.

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Brock's nemesis! ★4

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Tue 4/20

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Not her own pants anyway. ★3

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Lophu go acronym stealing! Wait a minute... ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Thur 4/22

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Next week. Starting Sunday.

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Gabe doing all the jokes got me thinking...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

That's just how near the end is.

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Instead of a dial tone, mine's giving me... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

No one should drink alcohol because of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

California wild fire sounds intensifies ★3

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

What did we ever do to you lophu8? ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Someone is from Denver. (Had to look tha...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

True, my mistake. I lost it in the run o...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

A mirror. ★2

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Yay! You didn't it buddy. You marathon'd... ★2

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One more, so close...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I don't get it, but keep going almost th...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Nice one...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Almost there keep it up you got this cha...

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Ya...

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Go, go...

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I have faith in you. You can do it!

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Sorry. ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I support this goal.

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

At least it'll look that way.

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I prefer sopping blanket, thank you. ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

You negate the Virginia's in your own in...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Always Laughing at Explosm ('s creative ...

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T

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

The quantum flavor needs to come with th... ★2

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I don't like to take other people's shti... ★2

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Long time no see.

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Ya! Because everyone here is totally not... ★1

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Sex with Dorothy on the dunes of a cape ... ★5

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

I half expected the bartender to put rou...

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Gay!

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Originally I was thinking cocaine or met... ★1

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Notice how the doctor said, "we can figh... ★1

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

PFP fodder??

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

We'll suck the illness right out of you.... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Maybe next time.

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Alt panel 2: I'm afraid it's "kris' turn...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Already did mine, like 4 days ago. I was... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

You're possessing the blanket? ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Ch-chok ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

I thought that's what Mary Kay was for.

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

As long as you blow it out your ass. ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-12

Panel 1: wanna come to C&H for a comic? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Like I said when I started this, I'm onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Conciliation prize holes. ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

"insert dick here" holes.

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

And they're like, it's frothier than you... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Arm chair now?

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Of course not, I'm better then that. ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

I don't know which one is the real one. ...

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Come in for coffee=come in and lets have... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

You Got It. ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

The blood of Satan after it's been bless... ★4

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-10

...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Enjoying the ski trip?

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Not like Dave to be late. I think Kris g... ★1

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✋

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For real. ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Quite Benefactor of Nougat Assassin. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-10

Have you tried the 'tab' button? Or doub...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

You have to use them while they're fresh...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Is there any other way? ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

They don't bounce as well, but the splat... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

LASO Halo 4. Not a technical achievement... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

If they came to hear me beg, was a bitch...

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

My ball are over here, thank you! Points... ★1

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

Is this fast enough for you twoface? Sor... ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

No no no, he said iron in streak. Takes ... ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Is there any other way?

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

What else would I throw against a wall? ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Steak jokes as a medium, well done. ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

DEATH TO SOYLENT JELLO!! ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Not the alternate directors cut, where t... ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

They're cleansing. ★1

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

DEATH TO NOT A RABBIT!!

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Do it again, I wasn't looking. ★7

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Orange, the new hero to humanity.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

⬇️Kind of, but also because it's how I w...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Haha, loser that's why I alwa.... Damn i...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

She's made of asbestos remember. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

How...? I burned all the copies of that!... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Pervin on Pervin, nice. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

No fun now that the window is on the oth... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I know, that's why I prefaced it with, "...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Do a flip! ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

More like, they're about to be. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

That explains everything. My doctor asks... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Sure you can do that, while I rob him.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Jello

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

IRC&HWIP committed the act, I just provi...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

twilight zone theme ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-09

The more surprising part of that is, tha...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Why are you naked?!?!

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Liberty fries for me, thank you. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

I'm not dieting and I only eat once a da...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Dropping a baby into a blender is funny ... ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

Yes, but it's like 3 years out of date.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/laughs...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

ITS A RECIPE BOOK!! ITS A RECIPE BOOK, A... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

She definitely has a type then. ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

...NOT rabbits. ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Eat dinner everyday.

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Let's beat him up and take his dinner mo... ★7

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

He's like ash catchum, he's gonna steal ...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Was it a tie between star wars and garfi...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Don't forget the finger guns. ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Join the club?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

https://explosm.net/comics/5758/ So is t... ★2

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

True true, but I would argue that in thi...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

I know it ruins the joke, but she said "... ★1

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Would you prefer the spiders? ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

We can fix that. Shoves ecstacy into UAF...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NNNN... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Not nearly enough; we'll need to double-... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Filled in with cement, or encased in cem...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

No hotel or office prison can hold me! I... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Enjoy your oddly late spring break.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

This reality is shot, opens portal see y...

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

They're not that tight. How would we be ... ★4

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

The one and only approved meaning. ★8

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

...Because of your tiny t-rex arms??? ★7

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

High five for you, not too many people k... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

You forgot to move the quotation marks. ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Are they sung or just told normally?

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Shhhh! ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Cute bow.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Actually it'd be ~6.66 hours. 20÷3=6.666... ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Error penis not found! ★4

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Copyright infringement man, I need your ... ★6

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

No, just a normal one. ★2

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

At some point you'd think his arm would ... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

So it's a virgin's drink?

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Not necessarily; #1 is therapist for #2 ... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

The door knob is also coated in mystery ... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Mirica?

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Sorry, I'll turn the mixer off. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

On a full moon. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Highest suicide rate behind dentists.

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

"Y'all doing a better job than me" -nobo... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

We weren't. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

42 ★3

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Just, Everyone Sund Us $. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ★3

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

Well that's just mean. All she wants to ... ★4

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

Panel 4: [therapist] now hit the bricks,... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

dramatic, bum bum buuuuum

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

What a loser! Now if you'll excuse me I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Only if you can prove that ED is a non -...

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

The name of a boat with down syndrome.

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Yes, they're useful for many reasons. ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-05

That's my morning routine! I tell it to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Happy zombie Jesus day! https://explosm.... ★5

Comment to comic 5837 on 2021-04-05

Arts & crafts zombie Jesus. ★5

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

You had better be doing a zombie jesus d... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Bed time!??! That's wake up time! ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

It's C&H, it only goes down hill. ★5

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Druids aren't monsters just weird magica... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Kris was eaten by zombie jesus for being... ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

The good old days. ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-05

Happy zombie jesus day, everyone. ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

What alternate reality did you come from... ★1

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Obligatory mention; T2. ★3

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-03

It was a mother recipe. ★3

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I never had friends. ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

¯\ (ツ) /¯ it happens. ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-03

Could also be a toilets favorite holiday... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Yet...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Ok if you say so... takes off shirt ...o... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Panopti-dorothy! ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I'm sure anti-drug bear's ghost would ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Just like how I use to play red rover on...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

I'm a shirt now? That'll be $20 for the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

I'm more of a chocolate sprocket girl my...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Sploosh?? ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

IDK, have you ever seen a nutsack get er... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

https://explosm.net/comics/5720/ ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Panel 1: truth or dare? Truth! Panel 2: ... ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

I miss anti-drug bear now. :( ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Engorged Genital Object. ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

The beginnings of dropping dead.

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

What happens when he's holding scissors?...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Panel 1: [same] Panel 2: so why are you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

I'm finally good at something. ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

It means you had better sign up to be a ... ★7

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

You're the thing we all kick for massive... ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

I'm number one! ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

BREAKING NEWS! 12 children were killed t... ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

That's where more fudge comes from. Than... ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

You fool!! ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Sorry, it was late. Hope it was worth th... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

That joke was a little flat. ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

But are they enough to turn your pfp whi...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

But not too busy to write it?? ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Quick!! To netflix!! ★2

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Nobody wants those 29' big screen CRTs a... ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

in nelson voice Ha, ha ★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Come on, share. ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

And way more targeted, like a smart-bomb... ★5

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Fun fact with LitS: lophu8 has already u...

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

..."and God is real!" Grey-blue demands ... ★4

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-03-31

That's how you win/lose a fight! ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

It's not

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-31

Fudge is in all the plains, this one jus... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

gets behind blast shield, in bunker ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

just walks in Hey guys, what's going on?... ★6

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

One person got the reference.

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

It's not a bee joke, but a joke that'll ... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

No MoE today; too tired and this comic i... ★5

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Shhhh, stupid cat! You promised you woul... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

That's what happens when you masturbate ...

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Try prue sodium with a water chaser. ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-31

Don't be needy, hand judge fudge over to... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Nice!! You're eating judge fudge. ★4

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

There's a joke there, but I'm not gonna ... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

will you didn't use sarcasm text Sarcasm... ★2

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

You're an L-7 weenie.

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Illegal on land, yes. But you said you w... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Jeremy! Cancel that shipment of african ... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Technically a fly is an insect not an an... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

No. I own a trademark on shadows, not lu... ★8

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Consumption all the way! ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

Wow, pig latin. And hear I thought every... ★1

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

The fear of others. ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Only the best dam sex goat to ever comme... ★3

Comment to comic 5834 on 2021-03-30

You can't own flies. Fly lives matter!! ... ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

You're gonna get beaten badly for asking... ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Just like my love for math. ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Ahh! A straight cis person, run away!!!

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Nom nom... /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ ... Nom ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Time for a complete fiddlediddle shutdow... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Been there, tried it, multiple times. Wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

Calm down, I hear they're building anoth... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-30

Shhhh! You're gonna give us away.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-30

How do you not? ★2

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-30

I was a lieutenant in the mighty lesbian... ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-30

It's because we don't know what fiddledi... ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

My god, it's full of zeros! ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

It was instructions. ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

I'd say it's time to beat Gabe up, but l... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Penta'd ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Raze Every Dream.

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

He only cares about life, not things; he... ★1

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Arguing with a baby

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Math's Always Fair, Sort of. ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Falert the dim. ★1

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

The answer is, this plain of existence w...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

So... Normal childcare week?? ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Still today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Ki... ★5

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Just like sex with a woman.

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

That kid is a total zero. He'll never am...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

And technically dividing by a decimal wo...

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Actually you can't divide by zero; at le...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Cheddar fromunda, my dick!

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Lieutenant In Handling Titties.

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

The blood of my enemies.

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

When ever she feels like getting around ... ★2

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

If by "feet" you mean the flesh part, th...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

I believe he has a bot that alerts him w...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

He'll just come back.

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Panel 1/2: [same] Panel 3: Fine! I'll ma...

Comment to comic 5833 on 2021-03-29

Smart baby!

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

So much!

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

You

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Hates

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

God

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Because

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

I was trying to do "or bad tensing" with... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

So you're 35 competing against 13 year o... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

as wilson floats away, it shouts My name... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Sunday like always. This time on the 4th...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Always.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Lophu turned them human a while ago, I d... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

I like usernames story better. ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Actually it was 2020, got lost on the ye...

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Grabs popcorn this is gonna be fun to wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Panel 1: (rob)what's in this comic? (Kri... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Long-distance sliding? ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

And a tinge of failure.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

A very valuable service.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Or bad intent. ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-29

Wow, you spammed yourself.

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★9

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

...you build up a bad ass arsenal. ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Dave is, or technically I guess his fath... ★1

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Stealth. ★3

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Dave is, the fat rick. Don't know about ...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

1% mystery ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Kinda small, you must bounce around a lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

1 shy of an octagon, damn!

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

What are your feelings towards hares? ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Well the position is empty, now that Dav... ★3

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Not so much bad as pathetic. Should've n...

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Will do. It'll be the last little bit of... ★1

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

What the hell happened to your PFP?

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

More then one pair too.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Should we be scared?

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Shooting star

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-26

The more you know!

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-26

Worst thing ever, completely unworthy of...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Nothing, just building up my step-sons s...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Our creators of Explosm, who art in cali... ★6

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

"A.P." artificial pancakes ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

They get [x] from your side, so it's you... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

(watching. Waiting.) In black badge, one... ★3

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

yes, let the hornyness flow through you ★1

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

You never told me you looked so good fro...

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

An ass is just an ass, can't be gay or s... ★2

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Sacrilege week?

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Jesus' ass!!

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

I give it 10 min. ★4

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

I never said he was tired. More tramatiz...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-26

See MoE below.

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

It's more often soft. ★1

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-24

sobbing noise It's true! More sobbing no...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

What ever you say alan rickman.

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

They keep the comment section on its toe... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

https://explosm.net/comics/5219/ https:/... ★2

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-24

But if we don't spread aid how will anyo... ★7

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

undercover angel, answer to my prayer yo...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

New pfp??

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

I hope orange knows, he's the bottom. On...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

Immaculate ass. I can hear the angel cho...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

.Gif -ting ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

We can fix that... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Both the exploded stomachs and the glued... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Death. ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Not only because you're white, but also ...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

But check out yesterday's

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Ya, cotton is super absorbent. ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

All of those can be solved with the prop... ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Or you could just be dropped in a filed ... ★2

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

Green shirt catches on fast for an idiot...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

He just looked so peaceful, we thought h... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Meh! ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Looks like ashy larry finally found his ...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Please Be Sober Tonight ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

I heard that too. (and totally didn't se...

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Trick question, this take place in alaba... ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Bartender, whiskey! ★6

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Father or husband?

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

The tree puns were better in the last tr...

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

If I could go back to being 9, I would. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

Dave had to start at the bottom. https:/... ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

I hope you know that this now means we'l... ★5

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

A hose that spouts fire? Where can I get... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Coming right up my good sir.

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

No fauna-tonics here, only flora-tonics.... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Whoa, too sentient, Man, too sentient.

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

All you aspens look alike to me. ★4

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Nice buttchug PFP.

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

Step right up! Get you plant tonics here... ★4

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

AH!! Talking tree, burn it! Burn it with... ★1

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

lobbing Incendiary Babies. ★2

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

You called!! ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-20

Someone should tell blue that eco-friend... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Bottle of lotion.

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Just because I was outside of time, does... ★2

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

1km=~3250ft

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

He made you look.

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Yes. Yes they are. ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Gota name em all, no life! ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

I'm sure pervin has beaten it, better ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

C&H pizza, is the pizza ya ya for you an... ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

A free topping. ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Why not? The right pizza has all the foo... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

You're in Michigan? ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

LOgical Phact Hunting Unit.

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-20

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

You are correct I am gay, but I'm actual... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Cum.

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

You can take your broke ass right back o...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

I Rally Intoxicated Shit Heads. ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Panel 1: dude, last week I was with a cr... ★5

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Only because they're the most sober pers... ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Dave should do today's comic too, for st...

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

No, because Commodus didn't set this up.... ★1

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-17

First

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-03-17

This is true, but there are a lot of dea...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-03-17

I figured it out! ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Expensive*** but yes, call a doctor. And...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Too bad brock quit he'd love this. The b... ★3

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

That explains why pound for pound, it's ...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Where? Spiderman wants his ass eaten not... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Kinetic Rubbing Instigate Spiderman ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

alert noise from Metal Gear Solid Quick ...

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Your not a spider, spiderman. You can ju... ★3

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

⬇️ hai

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Just realized that this is a rob comic, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Three or more walls and a roof. Windows,...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

whispers nnneevvveerrr... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

The original or the bethesda remake?

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Anata ha inguweshu go hana shimasu ka? ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Plus, the government will throw your cor... ★6

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Gilbert gottfried for orange and I'm thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

But was it filmed in cinescope?

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Then we need to create more suicidal peo... ★6

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

...and that's the premise for my new scr...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Relinquish Our Brains

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-14

Now that's what I call a happy ending.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Panel 1: you want to try and read a new ... ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

I thought he was gonna teach her to lay ... ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Some how found a way to flag himself.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

There's a new account named bearfetish I...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Ya, everybody knows the ghost cops just ... ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

First!

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

He is a wild penis wrangler in the natio...

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

And the prison. ★3

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

UnderProstate DiOxialGlucose??

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Dick And Vagina Extraction ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Waldo is hiding under your sheets.

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

You're turning yourself in to diarrhea? ★1

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-14

What's pope nebula? ★2

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

P.S I really love the detail in panel 2....

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

Psychic mom is a bitch.

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

We use to be, but now we're all alts of ...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Don't breath them in or you'll turn into...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

What job are you working where after a d...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

I can see a man and a woman really going... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Kris's alt ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

When he's quoting old movies.

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Like asexual organisms, they just make m...

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Wait, people pay for where's Waldo books... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Yes, you're too new for this, but I'm a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

"Waldo's ex"

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

No, sadly it's proprietary technology; a...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Not 30grit sandpaper? ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Mcdonalds is weird place to make a cultu... ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

ED just came out, Bearfetish is new here... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Use the bathroom as an excuse for the sm... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

He's still on his vacation I guess, he s...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

But you are on the run.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Seconded.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Do you hate bearfetish? Also the MoEs ar...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

It's over for us, but he was a doodle wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Badge: Bane of Waldo Or something like t...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Maybe...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

The way you phrased that, it sounds like... ★7

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

What makes you think that? He lives in a... ★1

Comment to comic 4882 on 2021-03-10

Someone is playing backgammon.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Fires At Target (Waldo) ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

That's pretty gay, but at least it's not... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

A guide for releasing your repressed sex... ★6

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

And santa lost his hand in the war on Ch... ★2

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

That's the same grey and red shirt. Four... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Professionally speaking, how gay?

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Also called it, waldo week redux.

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Monster hunter is in this one; and he's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Panel 1: why are you dressed like Kris? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

I blame the poor ventilation. ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

He had better get started then.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Check please! ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

No, this is the C&H comment section. I u... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Phil?

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Don't you put this on me! ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Or, https://explosm.net/comics/4882/

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Like this, https://explosm.net/comics/48...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

His son, https://explosm.net/comics/4886...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Spot on.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Have you met fancy bear yet? I'm sure yo...

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Horny- gay - ass-furry-bitch ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

While skydaddy is away, I believe I spea... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

...Or the meth.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

You're still alive!?!!? Totally NOT a ra... ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Oneesan?

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Thumbs!!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Flibbleflabble is gonna be mad at you. ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Waldo week redux!

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Waldo is just another name for Jesus, wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Check out yesterday's MoE.

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Your opinions are shit, we just needed s...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

It's just revenge for when Rob cucked Kr... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Hai Oneesan. ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

So it's wouldn't be hard? ★1

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-09

Well your opinions are shit, we needed s...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

That's what I was going for not only the...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Finally a thing he's not to busy being d... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Now I know you're lying. No such thing a... ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Wouldn't put it past Kris to do somethin...

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Existentialist: how do I know the urine ... ★7

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

If I get a badge, it has to be black. I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Are they handing out badges again? What ... ★4

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

MASTURBATE?? ★2

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

I like to consider myself a scientific p... ★3

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

That's what the hydrofluoric is for.

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Well, as a ghost, it would be really har...

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

DOS attack. (Denial of Syrup) ★4

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Cigarettes In Groups Gives Youth. ★2

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Who do you think the two silhouettes are... ★3

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Damn it!

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Very gay ★5

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

A 3 smoke day? I'm surprised she didn't ... ★5

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

The acronyms have gotten, LONGER.

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Monday is the name of a faun rapist. Bee...

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

I can tell by the lack of comments that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-08

Wouldn't that mean he's just going home?... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

Nothing breaks the spirit faster than be... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Ah yes, the laundry incident. ★2

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Stupid joke of the day: Tony Stark is Fe... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

If only Matt could've left Kris some com... ★4

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Inbreeding Cleared Utah Police (Outrage ... ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

I Cee yoU Pee ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

I think it might be too late. ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

At least it's a tax wright off. ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-07

Robin pope, away!! ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

"some wait until the iron is hot to stri... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

I have a stupid joke for you, What's the... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Gonna need the horse and dogs for this. ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Rabbit stew. ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

Fun fact for you; the greeks believed th... ★3

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

Also, ass crack. I wonder if that counts... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

Didn't even need a marketing team for th... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-05

First!

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I hope you're not in a part of the world... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I'll let you be the judge of that. You h...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Why so obsessed with poverty ghost?

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Ya! Tv is bad for you, it rots your brai... ★9

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Picked up a tiny trans flag I see.

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

It's the furry uprising of 2021. ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

When you do things right, people won't b... ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Ah, the answer was so obvious. How could...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I get high on, DEATH ! MIRV bomb, fallin... ★2

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

It's not. If it were a Liz Lemon party i... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Ain't no party like an AA party; because... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I was speaking figuratively. We will be ...

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Every C&H commenter is in this. Whether ... ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

Wait, no! Not, that party!

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

No C&H = we all get our lives back ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Why would you break up with your "girlfr...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-05

Ah yes, how could I forget the rape. Do ...

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-03

Rape, plunder, more rape, burn shit, sai... ★4

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

You know this makes you next right. ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Pedophiles Organizing Pediatric Engageme... ★2

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Hello, my name is bender. Please insert ... ★3

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Ding, dong, the bitch is dead! ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Maybe...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Correct, black comes from the ash of you... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-02

Calm down there Truckula. ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

(Anti-Dad Joke Abuse League)

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Song: "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan playing... ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Yes, sorry my grief also made me blind. ★3

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

Your AC and furnace are two separate uni...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

What else would it be ? ★3

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

It'll be worth it. Sobbing dave cucked m...

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

New Canada??

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

A small side note, as the gas is compres... ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

Educational facts with LitS: an air cond... ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

Well if Kris could break his BBQ sauce a... ★3

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

Iced fudge! ★1

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

•́ ‿ ,•̀ ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

It could also be frigid if it stays on t...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Quick there he is!! Kill him! ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

The grief is now your God! All hail the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

PP must've taken the rejection from Chuc...

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

That block head forgot his eppi-pen.. ★2

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

A comment on the last comic, where I com... ★7

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

That would be Judge Wafer, your nemesis....

Comment to comic 5808 on 2021-03-01

Really Kris!? Stealing my comparison jok...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Panel 1: comic? Eh, I'm not much of a co... ★5

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Cum in major, Cynthia! ★2

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Not singles to date. He means flame mons... ★2

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Wannabe Jesus After Hours

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

YOU. MISSED. EVERYTHING. ★4

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Sorry, typo I meant underdome. Like from...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Was it, "IloveLophu8" or was it "passwor... ★3

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Blue shirt alt confirmed. ★3

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Either, Adam ruins everything or netflix...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Yes, typo.

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Eye opening facts with LiTS: in a double... ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

BLASPHEMY!!! ★3

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

He farted into the glass first.

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-03-01

I don't think anyone care to look that u...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Wine? Ok I don't understand what good it... ★3

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Angry and confused orange demands to kno...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Side show week confirmed. Yesterday we h...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

I got to read a catalog from 1912, in it...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

He just dropped it on the floor. It just...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Based on the snake's eyebrows, it's alre... ★1

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Everybody knows it only works if it's th... ★2

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

Way a head of you. it was the Amazon of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Mystery solved??

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Feeling...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Cum fetti. ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Careful they're fast.

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Can't forget all the llama's in that mov... ★2

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Double.

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

Tranies Really Are Nice Superiors.

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

Instructions unclear, removed all of Goo... ★3

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

⬇️Good thing I'm above you now.

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

I've heard of pulling out some wild hair... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-27

It's root out, as in to pull a plant out... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Today on state sanctioned Mutual of Expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Are you the glory hole leader?

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Metropolis?

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Great! Well now the secret is out.

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Pervin'?

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

Good job officer, he wasn't conforming e...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Your silent consent is all the movie nee...

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

The twelfth one. ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Or start masturbating like the guy in po... ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Yellows face in the first panel, gets hi... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Fudge on Licorice, Delicious! ★1

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

0.05%

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

I was gonna flag that, but then I got hi... ★4

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

Brock's. ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

'Dicks XI: Sucking of the Bull' is the o... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

No! Violence is the question; and the an...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

You can take, a butt load more. ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

'Dicks VI: Finally Cumming' just does th... ★6

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Yes! This one I just drew.

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

I just want to know why he's shrugging. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

He loves commenting! FIRST! ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

On blu-ray even, all that HD detail.

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Also, people who were much further away ... ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Party?

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Oh, lord! ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Going to have to cross -reference this w... ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Maybe if you weren't so busy being delic... ★5

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Don't mind me, I'm just hanging around. ★3

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Panel 1: you got the comic out, Kris! Wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Decimate Our Fucking Homeless. ★2

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

It's on youtube.

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

I opened a chest and just found a dead c...

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Yes, it's like a wet clap. ★2

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

What are you talking about? There's thre... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Yes, extremely. ★3

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-21

Friends?? What the fuck are those? Also,... ★7

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Babies?? ★1

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Why are you mad? You gave him permission... ★5

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

I vote they do another 2017 and give eve...

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★5

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-17

2021 must be the year of the return dead...

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

You know dam well there is.

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

What??

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

And were never seen again. ★8

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Good dad move.

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

BREAKING NEWS This just in, IcedBibster ... ★13

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

Friends: Quit bragging you ass hole! Blu... ★10

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Yes, but the last one was with morphine ...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

It likes the beatings.

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Loading the catapult from the caveman ba...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

The Arizona part. ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Does orange have rickets? Why is he semi...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

God I hope so; I only had one of those g... ★2

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

It had a spelling error that was really ... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Actually, no they're not, because they m... ★1

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

We're you gonna clean your room? ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

More https://explosm.net/comics/4210/ ★3

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

https://explosm.net/comics/3838/ ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Purple Penised Sex Engulfing Xylophone. ...

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

No, Rob just donated it to Kris. Which i... ★4

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

canned audience laughter intensifies ★6

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

That's help of a different kind. ★4

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Coming this Valentine's day; one man two... ★2

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Is it ok if I'm single because I killed ... ★6

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Panel 1: here it comes! Time for that wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

TINY RICK!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

I thought you all went to hell and regro... ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

⬇️ nom falls into fudge induced coma ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Plot twist: I'm really not.

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

The only thing we have to fear, is fear ... ★4

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

That's a day? A real holiday? Lonely los... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Shut up, shut up! As your king I order y... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

See my flibbleflabble stolen plot twist ... ★1

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

And he didn't have to pay for it... look...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Add insult to injury looks like the doc ...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Plot twist: I'm not stealing your bit. I...

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Plot twist: Friday is the name of the do... ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

You mean dressed like Bridget??

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

Coming back? Or just dropping by?

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

I meant out of hiding; not out of the (f... ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

American Technical Standards for Anal In... ★2

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-15

we didn't start the flame wars ★3

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

BALL GAZER!! 2 for looking ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Is fancy bear gonna come out for this? ★4

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Wow, that's pretty nuts! And one shinny ...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

According to the gospel of Dorothy. ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Two faced son of a bitch is an insult. C...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Astute observation.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Cue•mue•lo•nim•bus

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Driver photo is taken with an ultra-wide... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

fat bottom boys, you make the rockn' wor... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

He's got a perddy mouth. ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

You three faced son of a cumulonimbus.

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★8

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

And Limiting Aspeirations of Other Peopl... ★5

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

That's a little basic for you. Don't hav...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Yes, gay tastes the best. All that pride... ★8

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Ya, I thought that; but the lack of a co...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

I think what he meant to say was, "I ate... ★3

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-12

Calm down breaking bad guy. ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Late comics? ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

It's my choice, it's my comment box. ★4

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Nice PFP change. ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Been saving this for a rainy day. Throws... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

We have children molesting other childre... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

How did it get a passport? Who let it on... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

This is why I'm a fan of the 24 hour clo... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Pretentious Amateur Targeted

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

You could've just deleted, fixed, then r...

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

U-239 ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

No that's regular Jimmy Williams in blac... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Time to eat his way out.

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Yes you do, you just don't know it yet. ★7

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Today on mutual of Explo... I said no Mr... ★7

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

To your mama's pussy! ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

\/ Holland or Norway? I don't fallow cov... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

Blacula's son? ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

If you were an American you would be dum... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Well with a white floor and background, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Bill Cosby is just a firm believer in, "... ★5

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Was a tv show called, "kids say the darn... ★1

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

From when you molested kids, or was mole... ★3

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Not to mention their questionable educat...

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-09

I hope you didn't say that too loud arou... ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Welcome back, long time no see. ★3

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

But that was some dependable machinery. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Accidentally?!? ★1

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

If you like causing the page to lag so m...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Half beast, from your father's side.

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Battered Artists Painting.

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

I'm watching you. Walks backwards into t...

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Looks like it's back to sitting on the h... ★3

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Huh, I see an ugly rabbit. ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

At least I get a free car. ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Hugh Undead Grant ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

No, this rag smells like urine. Hey wait... ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

this time throws the kid out into the fi...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

We demand justice! Redeath to the ghost!... ★1

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★9

Comment to comic 5789 on 2021-02-08

So sad; kill him! ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

He just can't learn his lesson.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

The grey hairs are coming back. You migh... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

It slightly warms my absolute zero heart... ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Only if you have enough Mana for it.

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

More like that bag got some air .

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

You want a ghoul not gool. But it's over...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

I believe there are 7 alcohols (it's bee... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Scooby dooby doo! ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Brock did. It was literally the second c... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Look at that wrist, no way she could tur... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

The bartender looks up and tells them to... ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Erectile function? ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

It's ok Dave, we all make mistakes just ...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

We don't need your fresh wind; and close... ★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Elora run!

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

There you are. We have a newby, be gentl...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Well she's going to a cemetery now.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA!

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Looks like you finally found a friend Ga... ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Earning almost $4k a month. ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Forced Rapture of Aether Ghosts. ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Come on, I thought you knew by now. It, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Bernard, flush the toilet for IRC&HWIP; ... ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Sounds a little dense.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

GRENADE!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Feel free to shoot them at gabe then. He...

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Yes, yes it is necessary. Don't worry Do... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Gabe and lophu8 are butt buddies, they j... ★11

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

And full on dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Welcome, avoid everyone. You will have s... ★3

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Nice face lift, you look 50 years younge... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Alternate panel 2: no mom, nobody ordere... ★2

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Seconded.

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Shut up kid! And just enjoy the free sho... ★7

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-06

Panel 1: I can't wait to login to Explos... ★1

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-05

Don't mean to take good jobs away from y... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

You got a perrdy zipper mouth. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

No, you're just retarded. ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

So!? Let him, then you can fuck the poli... ★4

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

https://explosm.net/comics/5785/

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

No, but it does keep out the mormons.

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

How small is your dick??

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

That's a really long hard to pronounce w... ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Nice to see you're back, and still not u... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

What do you mean, "even"? Dorothy is 50%... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

I'll get the giant interdenominational c...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Depressed Relapse of Internet Psychosis....

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

There's a word for that, a man. ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-05

I could see a bunch of shit faced munchk...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Was set up before the hike. ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Or an actual marketing team. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

The emailman?

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Sure your, "ego". ★3

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

Secretly on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingd... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★8

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

He sad because he had to kill and eat hi...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Thought you'd be sneaky hiding it in a r... ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Or just die of third degree burn. Fondue... ★3

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-03

You die now!

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

How far back are you gonna take this?

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

You thought you could hide in the past! ...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

I think that's his mouth. ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

3 dogs? ★7

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Lost ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

You ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Everyone of you spam posters can earn 50... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

The origin for this comic, https://explo... ★3

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Huh, Kris made this comic before his sec...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Wolfy, NNOOOOOOO! ★3

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG, MOVE AL... ★1

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

I knew Kris was dead! ★1

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

Achievement unlocked! ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-03

Any chance that this friend of yours, is...

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Kentucky?

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Fuck Black Mesa! Aperture science is whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

It looks average size, or a Dorothy XS. ★3

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Everything is better as a group. ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Because getting a "stiffy" just didn't h... ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

With the bananas, I'll get scientist to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

Plot twist: he's putting blood into his ... ★4

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

It's official Kris is dead. No other exp... ★7

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

powers up gotterdammerung device

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

I thought you'd never ask. ★3

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

I concur.

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Just because he has a big head and a lit...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

What's even more amazing is that 5pints ... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-02

Damn it man your unconscious texts make ...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

https://explosm.net/comics/5778/ Fluff n...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

That's why someone else had to donate it...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

This sounds familiar. Wasn't this a comm...

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Ohhh, I have much to learn. Starts aggre... ★4

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Ignored. Reason: I don't care. ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Why are you licking the screen? ★4

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Aww... Powers down, Gotterdammerung devi... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Calm down-under. ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Just one?

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Today (kinda) on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

They're ancient hieroglyphs. Roughly tra... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

No that was the Y3K guys.

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Killroy Before Going Home

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Panel 3: ahhhhhhhh! Is this joke too soo... ★1

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

I'm calling the 90's to ask if I can bar... ★2

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Yup, they just died for them.

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

I didn't know you could call a date in h...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

I want electric green and neopreny.

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Is dave dead?

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Panel 1: swear on your mother's grave; t... ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

He was told to swear on her grave not pi...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Put the mine upside down over the grave....

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Omniscience.

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

*unless they're actually gay. ★2

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Actually wouldn't it go up? Then come ba...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Necromancy by vandalization??

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

By getting donkey punched. ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

But lophu8 is willing to make that sacri...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

What is this the 1950's, that's not that... ★3

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

In that, you got punched by him? ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Too bad!you'll take dispare and you'll l...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Nothing! It's nothing, just empty blackn...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Suprised big brother hasn't commented on...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Plus, it's Thursday. ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night, by the bay city r...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Sometimes. We all do in the beginning.

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Just remember the lube. Latex chafes.

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-29

No, that's your hand.

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

Today on Mutual of Expl... men, are you ... ★4

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

always gonna give you lead, never gonna ... ★7

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

I would say love, but we all know that's... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

...Thus solving the problem once and for...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

You don't know much about Rome do you. ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Sexually attracted to pan; the satyr god... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

...Of the toaster? ★3

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

And then- We'll get an actual honeymoon,... ★4

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Gun shots work exceptionally well for th... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Does this mean you worked through your s...

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

I've always thought of them as a thin sl... ★3

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Snue snue?

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Please Lubricate Yourself. ★5

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

What do you think she's sipping out of h...

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Ghost was already taken, and times were ... ★3

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

He can feel it, slowly being sipped out ...

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

Sop hafing tipoes den.?. ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Don't know.

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Something we

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Tell us

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Talking about nullion? Or another one?

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Covid positive? ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Soothsayer had some good comments.

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Don't let brock hear about this. These t... ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

And there goes 2021, were doomed. ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

It has no effect. Already gay.

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Apparently, "patient zero" is hubert cum...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Bearded Ape Dicking. ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

And here I thought it was called, stupid...

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-26

Gayus Maximus! ★3

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-26

Haha, the stupid puns continue. Hindsigh... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

"All hail waldo! He is our Lord and mast... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Panel 1: I'm sorry Rob, but you're unabl... ★4

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Ugh, I'll get the hacksaw. ★2

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

⬇️you looked like you could use the supp... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Then you're not properly using explosive... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

I'll dip out of this. Where's Orion? I'm...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

And take 200 times longer. ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Sword or explosive? Either one is cool, ...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

Wonder bra! ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

That's a minor joke. ★2

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

Translation: I cannot stand naked bears ... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

They sleep for 5 months every year, and ... ★7

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

Win!! I want a bear child now.

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

He tried to hang himself in space rememb... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Love you Kris!

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

I could make a joke about how Kris needs... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Germany maybe. ★3

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

Damn. Woohoo. Woohoo. Damn. ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

I thought you found him at some point.

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Well with enough time anyone can go back... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

It was between a harpoon or "crane game"... ★3

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Ya, how did you get the "bad" word into ...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Blue like sad, or blue like you're not g...

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Is that permission to murder him? Or is ... ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Thailand's Greatest Motel!

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

No gay stuff! Unless you're actually gay... ★5

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Only you know where he is.

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24

Yes, but I was copying and pasting your ...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24

8===D

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24

You mean, alts talking to themselves.

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24

Time to strut out with your butt out? ★1

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

You are the new gay, because the old gay...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

cho-chock ok.

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

NEVER!! ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

You're under arrest for the worst crime ...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-23

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-23

And short

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Registered Serial Identification Number?... ★3

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Blow jobs, lots and lots of blow jobs. ★7

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Can I veg out with my vag out? ★5

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

⬇️are you sure it's not a dream movie?

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

I'm honored I got a response. But it's o... ★5

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Makes Sense. Can't argue. ★6

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-22

Panel 1: Hey Kris, if you hate comics so... ★6

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

⬇️ever since he quite his job and gave i... ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Sky daddy, my hubby. ★2

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-20

⬇️ X-axis is horizontal. Y-axis is verti...

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-20

This is the grammar police; you are unde...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

If you need help with the mass genocide ...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

She did have it coming. ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

It already has a name, Unidentified body... ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Everyone Neurtralized by Skynet! ★4

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Endless Necrotic Sex! ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Everyone enters free but only women and ...

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

I think it's more, forwards in time.

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

He started off with two, one just fell o... ★5

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

No just abandonment candy. # 1 ride is t... ★6

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-19

That's just logic. ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Just a little bit past that.

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Monday?

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Monsters On Nicotine. ★3

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

ALL the homo!! ★3

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Where are we Australia? ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

That's a blue sapphire not a diamond. It... ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Also thank you.

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Link?

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

No, this is the only thing keeping me sa... ★2

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

I've been layed off from work so checkin... ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

She** ★8

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

That's because it was a British territor... ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Wow, an hour. I figured someone else wou...

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

30 min later and still first.

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

You can clearly afford a sapphire ring; ... ★2

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Ain't nobody got time fo dat ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Forced Incel Neutering ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Relax, I meant last kid. Because he is a... ★2

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Forma Infinitum Noctem

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Ace! ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Yes! ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-19

You must be a space ball.

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Ya, the democrats are all about robbing ... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

This a sequel to yesterdays MoE.

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-17

It appears that someone attached a blood...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-17

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ...

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

More accurately, beer holder. ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Ya, their race is technically white (cau... ★3

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

"That's what an idiot puts on their lugg... ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

People Inseminating Animals?? ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

He's so rich his cane can defy gravity. ★2

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

doom and gloom, while things go boom... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

No it won't. It would be, dood. Maybe if...

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Fuck those plot killing eagles. ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Poom??

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

I fell into a burning ring of fire. I we... ★1

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

I'll take 6!!

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

No it was a, sex... SEX BOB-OMB!!!!!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

That's it, your brains are scrambled .

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Second best in the world.

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Lead colored lead based body paint.

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

No, but the illustrations do. ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Omelette

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Which hole would spongebob cum out of? H... ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

In the fourth panel he has suspender str... ★1

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Well this was over easy .

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Jumper for sure.

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

Starting when?

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

He's just going the way of poop catapult... ★3

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

Panel 1: On time! On time! Panel 2: On t... ★13

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-16

No, IT comes from a long line of white s... ★4

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

5 sins off for the reference. 999,999,99... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

I half expected a long ass, "Not it!" Ch...

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

I just want to tell you both, good luck ... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

I just want to tell you both, good luck ... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-13

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Now you're divulging top secret informat... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

I just want to tell you both, good luck ... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-12

Ha ha loser! Your IT! ★2

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Are Carrie and the robber friends??? He ... ★2

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

New best character that'll never reaper.... ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Unconcealed first.

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Fifth panel: and thus, his comicdelayism...

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

We're just peachy.

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

His what now? ★1

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Rule 62 + rule 34 = Gabe the Furry

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

"Hey ! Pleased to meetcha ! " "You too !...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Then you'll just recounting the fraud. S... ★4

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Penis'. The joke was about penis' gettin...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Ah, it's just one of his many, many name... ★2

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

Not the only thing that's aggravated by ...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

So the men are delicious, or your cousin...

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

FDT?? Hes alive, and you know where he i... ★3

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

No, his name is ertown! Get it right.

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

shake it like a baby that won't stop cry... ★5

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

I think it's his back half. That met the...

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Today⌑ on Mutual of Explosm: C&H⋄ Kingdo... ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

He must've filled out the salaried frien... ★2

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

Fucking?

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

You gotta fight... ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

AFK

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

P.S. You know you heard the jingle in yo...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

And the Oscar goes to...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

How? The cable is plugged into his pocke...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

Because the best part of waking up is sc...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

As Jesus once said to Peter, "NEVER!!" ★7

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

That was on purpose because lophu8 missp...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Hey! Unlike literally everything else, y... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

If it were based off of how many times a...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Thought I'd be/first for a/few comics. C... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

What's the other hand holding? ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

That's the cheapest bottom surgery price... ★6

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Dam I was close. But to be fare you did ... ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Pubescent Hipster Boy?? Doublely wrong s...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-05

Tomorrows comic is dead so today will ha... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

A lady never tells. ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

You forgot to centurioctodeca your comme... ★2

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

We have our first, "This comment has bee...

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

This comment section is dead now. Thanks... ★2

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

THE CAKE IS A LIE!! sorry, I had to. ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

You don't know that for sure. Maybe the ... ★5

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

At least Rob doesn't fuck a tran-version...

Comment to comic 39 on 2021-01-04

Happy belated birthday apparently Rob. N... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

Original, https://explosm.net/comics/39/... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

Thought I'd be/first for a/... Few days ...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

You're getting depth charged too.

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Not insects, but arachnids. Insects have... ★1

Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

On a boat?

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

Slut! Everyone knows you save the spider... ★5

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

Octopi don't deserve gardens! I'm gonna ... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

You know what I hate? Weird little black... ★4

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

I understood 1πrad of that joke. ★4

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Was he ever alive? ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

A clowder?

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

No wonder blue hates cats, they killed h... ★8

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Gangrene is alive, he posted on Christma... ★4

Comment to comic 5751 on 2021-01-03

Holy shit you're alive! ★4

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

2020 got him. ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

They do in cat years. 18 cat years is li... ★2

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

HP Lovecraft's cat will have some trying...

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03

Well I do have a time machine now. I'll ... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

An omen of good luck? ★2

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Speak for yourself, 2023 is my new year ... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Ya! F#@$ you digitally 3000. ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

Imagine a web comic that not only entert... ★1

Comment to comic 2649 on 2021-01-02

Trideca'd! ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

P.S. survive a new year. P.P.S. Rob has ...

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Those were the 2010 guys, and I'm guessi...

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

For reference: https://explosm.net/comic... ★6

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

Sounds like the next few years are gonna...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-02

Subtitle: "The Re2020ing"

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

I posted this on 12/31 comic, but then i... ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Well Garfield died a while ago. https://... ★3

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

We can't garfield is dead remember. http... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Step into the light! All are welcome. Al...

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

️ ️ ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

2020 brought to you by: CYANIDE & HAPPIN... ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

For us, yes; But for you, no. 2020 has a... ★4

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

Holy shit!!! A Thursday comic?? ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Ah!! Zombie, kill it!! ★7

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

How does the baby's baby have a tooth bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Don't forget monster hunter is waiting f...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Typing one for the homies: F

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Come on we all know, Christopher Walken,...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Toast meant mentally 12. ★7

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Then it's one of her parents; ok? Leave ... ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

...is not a nice thing to call poverty g... ★4

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Tiny styles birth. ★4

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

Cheater!

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

You leave my step-son out of this. ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Here's something depressing. You could t... ★1

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Well then, I'll show myself out.

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Nobody has the heart to tell him that th... ★1

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Ya, but it takes a long time. The carbon...

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

I pointed this out on Christmas.

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

And jesus makes three. Just be sure to u... ★2

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

But they can watch. Oh how they watch.

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Pretty sure the ruling will be, "...but ...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Itchy*

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Side note: why is there a question mark ...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Be careful with that backwards speak, th...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

"Why don't, just you (pink), come inside...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Maybe blue is talking just to pink.

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Yes it has.

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Who doesn't want a little sla.. I mean c...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

Good, they could use the extra protein. ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-31

Double sploosh! ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

What is this place? Where are we? Who ar...

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

...then kill yourself.

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

This is why you always execute old tweet... ★2

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Catching himself on the copier, as the d... ★2

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

December 26 is like your birth. It never... ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

That's where I went wrong.

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

How dare you bring up that abomination o... ★1

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I read first panel as Rob not Bob. ★3

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

You need two jars for that.

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Your friends pay you?!?! I need new frie... ★5

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Those fridges also use to be lead lined.... ★4

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Everyone at C&H is dead, Santa are them.... ★5

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Happy birthday Jesus. ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Is Kris doing the 26th as well?

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Are you sure he didn't impregnate, ur an...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

Two pallets of immolation grenades on th... ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Kris did two comics in a row, and Dave h...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Signs point to no

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

R.I.P Rob. 2020 has taken another great.... ★2

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Well I did just invent these immolation ...

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

I'm getting deja vu from this.

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Father time? ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Still got 6 more days. ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

HSSSsssssspp at the ready.

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

No. No you won't. ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Wouldn't want Cole to make you jingle hi... ★2

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

First time ever? In your life?

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Merry Christmas to everyone. From the la... ★3

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Then we'll just need a flying prismatic ...

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

So you want to blow a giant squirrel? ★1

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Everybody knows, you banish Fenrir to He... ★2

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Don't forget to rub his nose in it, that... ★2

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Mammarians.

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

What's Christmas in summer like?

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

UNITY!! ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

It was super effective against teen preg... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

It was super effective against teen preg... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Ba dum tis ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Pull up the corpse of a dead commenter a... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Guessed as much, since your first post w...

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Only pedophiles would know that. This wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Aloha snack bar. ★2

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Pretty sure he already had that. ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Before he* knew it.

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Sorry about yesterday; I fixed the matri... ★4

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-23

Thanks for the pick up. ★2

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

With one hell of a die hard fan base.

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Nobody cares how your husband proposed t... ★5

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

There is a special place in hell for peo... ★5

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Western sky. But only visible for about ...

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

I want to know more about this story. ht... ★1

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

MAMA'S BOY!! STOPPING CRIME WHEN HIS MOM... ★3

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

Straight.

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Well you did quite being God, so I suppo... ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Looks like Rob caught the comicdelayism ...

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

More like tickle his " fancy ".

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

CHEESE IT!!!

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

He on to you; quick! Run.

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

First to crap on the lawn. ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

69+420=comicdelayism.

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-22

Calm down uberman. ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

How do you know the brownie is a her? ★1

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

3? 67? ★1

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20

It's a running list they started 1800 ye... ★6

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20

It's a trap! He's gonna turn you into co... ★2

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Is that your sixth child?

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Oh? Is that what that is? I thought you ...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

6 millon dollar furry. ★4

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Lophu8 didn't specify but the, 'industri... ★2

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Naught gay

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

You'll just make him stronger. ★3

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

We need to get out and explore more. I h...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19

Don't make me power point you to the exi... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Nobody cares about your opinions on micr... ★7

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Reminded me of that movie, "Love Stinks"...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

... can he swing from a web? No he can't... ★1

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

No that's bones and hoofs.

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

He sowed them on.

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Not this shit again. I'm not doing anymo... ★2

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Will apparently Kris has been dead for 1...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

Nutin' is what he wants to see. ★4

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-16

Kris is finally sobering up. It's a Chri... ★3

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Oh, Someone is getting "offed" in panel ...

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Duh, the red pumps were a dead giveaway....

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Never cared for the show, but I know the...

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

"we have the greatest fans in all of web... ★2

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

She did tell him to put it up.

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

You forgot the weed. ★1

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

No, you're thinking of stupidity. ★3

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

If that's the case, I'm glad I don't hav...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Plot twist: he's angry at himself; and d... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

:sticky:

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Also it's physically impossible to stay ...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

Or performing the hanging sloth. ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Kittens crawl in less then 1 day...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

You've been dodeca'd!

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

The furries are multiplying! Run for you... ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

That will never happen. Have you seen id... ★3

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Orange is a psych. Green never speaks, h...

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Are more drunk than usual? "Are a thing ... ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

I now pronounce you barrel of cum and wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

I just assumed shredded and draped. Like... ★6

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

What's to get? All you need to know is, ...

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Words!

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

When is America not at war? The war on d... ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

The hard part is getting them to shut up... ★7

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

I don't want it.

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

Just tell them its a cat cafe pizzeria. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Come on man, watch a real musical. Singi...

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

they decorated all the generals, Who fou... ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

...wart. ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

That's general douche to you. Major douc... ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

Well the comment section did ask for mor... ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Seppuku, it's your only way out, with ho... ★5

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Why are the men in old west clothes but ... ★7

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

It's a good thing I'm immortal than.

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Es been offline for the last few days. M... ★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Heterosexual? Unless I've done my penta-... ★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

He's fire proof remember.

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Or panel 3: https://explosm.net/comics/5... ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Panel 1: you are accused of comicdelayis... ★3

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Cooldog volunteered to do a MoE if I mis...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Nice.

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

"of An oven"

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Not worth it. It barely creates 1Hg of p...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

He's erectus for some homo alright. ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

An**

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

A shit lode of cookies. Also I wouldn't ... ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you be funny... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

With all the Christmas baking I can't do...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Surprise! Their is, and it sucks ass. ★4

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

What is, ASDAJSHFA?? ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

I don't think that's horny, more public ...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Now they're zombie memes, all the more r... ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

First

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

One thing I learned from DCW is that, my...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Technically, Explosm lied to you. He nam... ★3

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Well that can't get their bed dirty, plu...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-09

First, no it won't. Second if you're tha...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

It took someone almost 8 hours to "gay" ...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

I agree! Those tax dollars should go to ... ★6

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

Spelling wasn't one of those things. ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09

No!Also,spacesplease

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

What's the last one mean? Anal Scissor S...

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Says FEMA, it took them three years and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Is there an echo in here?

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

You can't clean it up with your tongue t... ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

...Your boy scout leader. ★1

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Sounds like dad needs to be in that maga...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Hey, nuclear bombs aren't an everyday su... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

They're? And their? ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

It's DCW, this can't end happy.

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Even in death and premade comic, he stil... ★5

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

I concur. ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

It is if you're using a 40mm launcher to...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

This is some, Minority Report, Deja Vu s...

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Questioning!?

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Plot twist #2.5: It's a counterfeit gun ... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Jokes on you, it's a Titan Fall tracking... ★3

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

His wife and family support him and know... ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

A few days later he gets a call from his... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Woefully on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingd... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Hey Kris, are you all right? The guy buy... ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

Only if it's on your own grave. ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

We are all owned by Dorothy, all account...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

The adults are taking bets on how long i... ★3

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Calm yourself meseeks.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

It is DCW after all.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Didn't you make a career out of screwing...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

Moment of truth, will today's comic be t... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Why? * Said in a monotone, emotionless s...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Not unless you count 18 years if pent up...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Badge could've been: "Hail to the Cheeto... ★4

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Instead of pulling out a katana, he pull...

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Blue vows to make his son stronger than ... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Traumatizingly on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Seconded.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

It's a great movie from Jay and silent b... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Don't know if it's good or bad, but I've... ★3

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Ignorance truly is bliss.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

It'd better be medium-rare and well mari... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Identical

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Plot twist: all this happened in blue's ...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Hard to the core.

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Gay. ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

Also this comic is not copyright © prote... ★1

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

His dog has a tuxedo. That dog has a bet... ★3

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-05

I'll make you eat that word. ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

D-estCW brought to you by peyaway343.

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Middle of pacific ocean actually.

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Quadruple thrice, actually.

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Won't do much good, they're already flat... ★3

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

...And nuclear fission in my crotch.

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

That was his brother; but yes, this is t... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Emperor Donald Palpatine. ★4

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

The next night we can see him back on th... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Terminally on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kin... ★2

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Society needs a scapegoat to function pr...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

What 70 year old is laying in the grass ...

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-04

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Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-04

DODECA'D ★5

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Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

.sdrawkcab kaeps t'nod I

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Who wouldn't poison/murder a bunch of ch...

Comment to comic 199 on 2020-12-04

A little long and had some weird breakaw...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Since 14 days ago.

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

I would happily join the C&H team.

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

We can see her son ducking into a ditch ... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Unfortunately on Mutual of Explosm: C&H ... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

A daily quota, noooooo! A check list, hs... ★4

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Will the real lophu please stand up. ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Productive? Active? Depends on how you'r... ★1

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

The nurse will give it to her intentiona... ★1

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Alzheimers and a dead husband and son.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

I noticed that like 100 comments ago.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

The real depressing-est comic, is no com... ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Who wants a vibrating child? ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

I know, but he said how much more of thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Well statistically, all of the DCWs coul... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Is it Muffin-top Molesting March or Midg... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

If I wasn't with skydaddy gabe would be ... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

You may have missed what I was attemptin... ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

At least 30 more days. ★6

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Or a step up for others. ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

That was the one lucky enough to talk. ★4

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

I wonder how Kris will fuck this up tomo... ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-02

Not when it's an instructor on the bomb ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Quick! kill it before it ruins DCW.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Failed test subjects. Lophu8 was the fir... ★5

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

He's too old for this shit.

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Gramps is gonna need a lot more of that ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Technically all of are days are numbered... ★3

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

e^(iπ)+1 ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Dick Dismemberment December??

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

None of them do. But this was that mythi... ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Stop trying to be uplifting. This is Dep... ★3

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

FDT died attempting NNN. ★7

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

After two months of living on the street... ★6

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Regrettably on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Ki... ★5

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

I think you might be right, both the mom...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Too real. Too real.

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Oh, santa loves me!? Not my husband? ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Both are acceptable. But yes, all I was ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Nobody wants to know what you call your ... ★4

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

What?! He must die!! ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

He died in September, not December. Come... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Actually, grammatically it would imply s...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Rap or rape? Either way I'm sure it'll g... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

That would be speedrunning life, wouldn'...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Getting off his wife still warm body he ... ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Sadly on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Just put your girlfriend in the washing ... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Plus side, you now have an inheritance. ... ★7

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

No it's chen.

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

He is a zombie furry!! Run. Also he's fi...

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

Better late than never on Mutual of Expl... ★2

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

I like how the dark green frog said he w...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Panel 1: you have been accused of comicd... ★4

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Every 11/9 we shall remember FTD by fuck... ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Because as he lit up the cigar the judge... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Can I barrow one of those?

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Covenant. It conveys a deep and long las... ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Plot twist: that's just the latex bodysu... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Judge: I'm asking for a friend. Ya. ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Then you'll just be closeted gay. We're ...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Because the cigar is lased with the chem...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Tears of joy and pride.

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

...And we all miss him. ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Put a mask on kcarrey. I don't want to c... ★2

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Dave fucked him, and Kris killed him. Th...

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Case dismissed!!

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

The one true evil is ignorance, the one ... ★3

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Just realized, how is grandma holding th...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Gabe the furry has risen from the dead. ...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Nice change. One poem man! ★6

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Hey, that's offensive! Us imperialists s...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

You're just jealous because you can't wa...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

I read what you did there.

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

Fuck you! Blue sentinels all the way. AL...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

The family has 3 new food babies. ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I don't know what anyone is saying, but ... ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Well by Gabe's own admission, he's dead....

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Time to spend a shit ton of money today.... ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

You haven't changed your pfp yet? Eat to...

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-28

Just its own?

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Looks like a green shirt. I'll just brea... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Considering a kid is much bigger than a ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

One tin soldier rides away ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I got a poem! Wooooh!!

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

...And icee isn't around to help.

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Nothing funnier to look at them a penis,... ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

On time today, on Mutual of Explosm: C&H... ★4

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

No chrome? ★2

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

That's my point, "value" is 100% subject...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

He's right. Fox Spirits are a bad omen a...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

What is value? And how does one measure ...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Trash can?

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

False alarm everybody. Go back to reckle...

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27

No, baby. I was trying to explain your a...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Holy shit! A Kris comic came out on time... ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

P.P.S liquid oxygen is colder than liqui...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

If he just made the baby it'll be gone i... ★2

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27

Exactly, you can't see a shadow in the s...

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27

Time to freeze. I'll grab the liquid oxy...

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Sorry, I'm too tired to do a MoE today. ...

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

This doesn't say "earlier" on the fourth... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

And hopefully get stuck as well. I can j...

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

We didn't start the flame wars.

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

I thought taco bell gave you diarrhea.

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

No quite, is more like a hit list; just ... ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-25

Fourth panel: "now let's test your sense...

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

The gay sense of smell.

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Holy stiffening enema batman! What's goi... ★2

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Briefly on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdo... ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Because a real man plays with cats?

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

You can have it.

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Looks like chicken lord can help you wit...

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Yes to both

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

Well put. ★1

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

Monster hunter, your request to use, "pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-23

We're sorry to say, your son was taken d... ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

ExplosmStrong

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Kind of, we know exactly what he's doing... ★3

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Now orange shirt looks a lot like comicd...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

If you liked today's, check out yesterda...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Just what I never wanted.

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

You don't know that for sure.

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Figured you would've loved this. This wa...

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

It was a double entendre. Because God kn... ★2

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Not to be confused with (the underage, b... ★2

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Whatever you say Lucy. ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

You would know. ★1

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

Where are the brokeback mtn boys? Or, ar... ★2

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-22

Or a woman. ★1

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

The "yup" arrow should've came from the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

There isn't PPE string enough to protect...

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21

The horror! THE HORROR!!!

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21

Farted the infection into the doc's eyes... ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

As a person that lives this on a daily b... ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

That's scarousing!

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Cause of death, massive blue balls. ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Seventh panel: orange dies of a heart at...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Murdered is a free ticket into heaven. A... ★4

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

If it is, good thing hes a virgin. I wou... ★2

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Meant that existentially. Time is the de...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

But what flavor PEZ is it?

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Not time??

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Orange shirt is humanity and blue shirt ... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

All you need is a 1" blade and the right...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

Wait for him to stab you then grab him a...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

You Fudge addicts disgust me. ★3

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Panel 1: What do we say to releasing com...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

You're just angry you didn't think of it... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

I thought I lost mine once, turns out I ...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

It worked in the sense that you get eter...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Y

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

If you hold him upside down, you can swe... ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

This is such a wonderful family moment. ... ★5

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

White shirt dad would be proud. ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

(E) it reminds you of how you lost your ... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

Truly the one thing humanity did right. ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

YES WAY!!

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

Rafiki. ★2

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

Any human could've told you that. ★7

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

I started back in 2005, still making my ... ★5

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Right? Who has time to read a webcomic i...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Anyone who didn't already know that was ... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

I read C&H when I sex offend, would be a... ★8

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Ya but he's white so it's ok. ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Anyone else find it creepy he never blin... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Kris brought that upon himself. ★2

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

How is he seeing through the paint? Pain...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

Butt dick. Sequel to nose dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

But they will think you're aggressively ... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

Passingly on Mutual of Explosm: C&H King... ★2

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

Seconded. ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

His ass is upside down, which leads to s...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-16

He's doing something to his pants, and s...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

Did you know the spanish word for corpor... ★1

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

In the fourth panel, what is in front of...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

So you're part of a zombie cow? MONSTER ... ★4

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

Nice nose bleed brought on by passion fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I don't know if I have a quantum compute... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

What's this behind you site? It's comicd... ★3

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I got the duct tape.

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I don't know whete you are? But I'm sure... ★3

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Thank you for acknowledging that I'm in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

Why would you waste a perfectly good blo...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

But overage toddle labour. It's all a ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

In this covid destroyed market? Good luc...

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

What his dad is not telling him is: that... ★6

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

World needs cannon fodder too.

Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16

I wonder who's job it is to sell jobs.

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

Sounds like the appropriate amount of di... ★2

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

What are you talking about fiddle? You a... ★1

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

See CAS' wikipedia like at the bottom fo...

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

*Julia is his left hand.

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

throws bottle of Gatorade Go nuts buddy!... ★3

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

Well they had to keep the costello becau... ★3

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-16

NO !

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

We all are Dorothy, in Dorothy, and with... ★5

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

Not much of a gang bang. Only one guy is... ★2

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

I don't know. Other people, they're shy ... ★2

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

Names are: Who, What, & I don't know. Pl...

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

Who's on first skit. ★3

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

Those are just the bodies from the Chip ... ★3

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

We shall remember him as he lived, a gia... ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Hamster up his butt or something. ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Ya, but he lived. Just his reputation di... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Aren't you suppose to be mopping him up?... ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Extend-O-matic!!!® It's a brand name. No...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Most rodents can.

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

You're probably gay anyways. I have noth... ★4

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Also wouldn't the handrails be red-hot? ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

He's helping, with a pick-up line. Also ... ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Actually, no. If you were falling at ter... ★6

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

Plot twist: that's today's comic burning... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

You clearly didn't go 'balls deep' than....

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

If you can't shoot out a fire that means... ★2

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I love it when he just walked away. He's...

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

And why his dick is just a pile of ash.

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I brought a fireleg to your firearm figh...

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-11

W holesome

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Why are there three fists in the third p... ★2

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Family guy did it. Also it looks like th... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-11

We'll be right back to Mutual of Explosm... ★3

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Then trans people would be the best at t... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

There anal other way. ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

A clone of vanessa but 2X better. but th... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Don't you mean, "myself damnit" ★2

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Or microbiome?

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Body pillow girlfriend confirmed.

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

It is, Diane works with Joe, but she doe... ★2

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

She's dating jack duh. ★2

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Can I be a relationship goal keeper? Whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

It is in minutes, like a timer or countd... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Weird, women are the ones usually keepin... ★2

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09

Sounds like you need to use that fifth s... ★4

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09

Just then all the mall perverts start ru... ★3

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09

It's ineffective on poor people though. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-11-09

The red shirted nose slicer. RSNS

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Today on Mutual if Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

The joke is that it's meaningful to the ...

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

I'AM made?? Herenflt's ormation??? WTF, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Sucking the dildo so hard, it went cross...

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

He looks too excited to get that. If he ... ★4

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Fun fact with lurking: rainbow are actua...

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09

Are they all the way across the sky?

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Vāse or Väz?

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

Explosive diarrhea! ★3

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

I see [whichever president elect you don...

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

I use to be a doctor like you, but than ...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

The C&H boys must be voting on today's c... ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-06

Nope all of us are in the US, but believ...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

And yet you can't look away. ★4

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

No balls or cock; I can't fail. No Nut-l...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

It's shitsauce! (Also know as diarrhea) ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Come on Dave, you should've done a Trump...

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom.... ★2

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Geometric joke are to obtuse for most. Y... ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Including voter fraud?

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Shit pants green shirt 2020!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04

The gaulle! ★2

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-04

A robot asking another robot about feeli... ★1

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-04

Yesterday on Mutual of Explosm: C&H King...

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-04

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ...

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03

Plus rule 32.

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03

Infinity condum?

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

This is what Apple's iHealth would look ...

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Happy molest children while wearing a ma...

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

There's no Dave face, but it does have h...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

Where's that gif you promised us? ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

No, Dorothy is always a top. ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Dirty sanchez.

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Stick and stone my break my boner butt w...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

Must have blown the toilet apart when yo... ★4

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Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

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Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

This is Johnson 40 years in the future.

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

Did Johnson's boss get gay at a new job?...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

Too bad none of the grammer nazi/police ...

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

No, I don't think he will. ★6

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Now you're doing a ventriloquist ack for... ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31

Which hurricane?

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Ask FDT. ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

I've had my pitchfork ready since day on... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

come sail away, come sail away, with me ★2

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Unless you're the trump account. ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

You have 6.02x10^23 stations? I know you... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Can never trust those flaming flames.

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Damn Kris, didn't have to get gay with t... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

One for the homies. ★6

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Nope, that's a different character. You ...

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Sad Gary, is that you?

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

The real competition is from the C&H boy...

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

Did the nerd get shorter out the bully t...

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

And dead horses.

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

So says the gospel according to Dorothy.... ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

This one doesn't pay in ultimate money l... ★6

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Just because you cum prematurely, doesn'...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Woo, top ten! ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

That's just what they told everyone to w... ★2

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Because you play xbox not PS?

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Props. It made me laugh too. ★3

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Thanks General Akbar's frankensteinesk r... ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Men wear kilts. Unless you're a transves...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Wow, that's hate and dedication. ★6

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Not for all the money on the planet, per...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Just agreeing. ★1

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Time to load the byrdshot, gonna get som...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Damit, I meant co a ching. Fuck you phon...

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Ya, what she said! Maybe.

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

Beastiality is still sex.

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-27

Now it makes even less sense.

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27

If you watched someone else do sex does ... ★2

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

But orange is definitely a secondary cha...

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Fuck you brock, you piece of shit; I'll ... ★8

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

How did you meet in the first place? ★2

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Panel 1: B- hey Rob O- yo Panel 2: B- yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Covid buddies.

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Only if that friend can satisfy his wife...

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

Hey Explosm, you know how I was going to... ★7

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Today's comic is still pumping, cuming l...

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Professional tools of the trade: a fire ... ★3

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Good thing you're dating a pillow. Ultim... ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Then you'd be gay. ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

I'm pretty sure that's gingerbread, not ... ★3

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Instructions unclear, hits ass with a ba...

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

That's the name's of his side hos.

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

You need to finish the song now. This is... ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Today on a holiday special of Mutual of ... ★4

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Christmas came about two months early. ★1

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-26

But the fire can do all of that too. Nex...

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Because she's 200 years old. They just f... ★5

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

A.I. welcome to life. You're have an exi...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

The hills are alive with the sound of lo... ★3

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

What if they want us to think that; so t... ★1

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Finally something Google doesn't know!

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

This is why you don't mess around with a... ★4

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

I'm glad it entertains.

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Just look up, and never touch it with yo...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

why would anyone call them for help? Als... ★3

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

So many songs to reference, so little ti...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Fifth panel: Green shirt, "they're not m...

Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25

Burn, baby burn. Raging inferno! ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-25

A little off the tip. ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Shhhh, now. Go into the light, it's ok. ...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

So she was a vampire. ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Does the chief know? That's his girl, he...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Not according to your name boomer. ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

look out! It's the ban-hammer.

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

That's trouser friendly kiss, don't want...

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Who is it? Cortana? ★4

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Dickless Inbreds Like Father?

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

KILL HIM! He has uttered the forbidden p... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

The kid is on a rug, which is in a build... ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

So unfortunate, that the kid is the only... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

Your dad? ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

That has to work, they're all about resp... ★2

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

now, its not racist to spill kool-aid.

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

You can tell how late this comic is by c... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

We can still do existential comments, ju... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

The real question is: is it over 9000?

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

I was talking about the board game monop... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

I already got it from the wiggles.

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

You sir may call me Antigone! So, I say ...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Good point, from now on no more existent... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

I believe that monopoly was socialist ga... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

No one asked. ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Feeling better? ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

They're just sleeping. https://m.youtube...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Your trunk and canopy are missing! ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

There's more rings in your ass then thei...

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

That's not a mask, those are his wings. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

I like to go with the grain . Like to ge... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Douglas , you know your wife birch doesn... ★3

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Everything's pine* ★6

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

But found new life. http://explosm.net/s... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

I'm elbow deep, but I can't seem to find... ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Use the rings. ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Those are target rings for your dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

I wanted him to be cut in half; but this... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Both, what do you think carve the gay bu...

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21

This joke works on so many layers. ★4

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21

Put it in the microwave. The smell is wo...

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-21

If that's how erections worked, sex woul...

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

May the tentacles break his fall. ★3

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

If they're in the top layer, shouldn't t...

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

He is truly in mortal danger, when the a...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

The passenger is giving him false memori... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

As long as you're not dead before finish... ★1

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Better clear you calendar then. That's t... ★2

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Finally a panel break. It's been too lon... ★2

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Ogres are gay. ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Then you might want to let him out, I'm ...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

"$5000 ultimate" better than regular mon... ★6

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-10-19

http://explosm.net/comics/3908/

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-19

I found her. http://explosm.net/comics/4... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

I wonder where IRC&HWIP is? He must be c...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

That poor poor little girl. I hope she d...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

So does Dave Chappelle.

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Does that mean green snow is lime flavor... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Mostly or moistly? Cause that sounds lik... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

A group of time vampires? They're gonna ...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

That's a good deal.

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Dam, so many cummenters I had forgotten ...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

They were spitting fire everywhere. Some... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Someone was playing ref last night and h...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

And if too many gather you'll be buried ... ★1

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Don't worry, we all get a little drunk a... ★6

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Is God homologating trans people?

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

That must've been the east. She's a craf... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

I like this one the best. Now, I'm not s... ★3

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

As your wife, I have to ask: why did you... ★4

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Does sky daddy know your here? Aren't yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

The wicked one.

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

You'll be the matress? Weird but to each... ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

See ya. Have fun yiffing. I think that's... ★3

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

The ending of this should be good. ★1

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

The witch wife.

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

His secret families jizz. ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Actually most ambulances are privately o... ★2

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

ding dong the witch is dead. Which old w...

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

She can't, body pillows can't drive in B... ★6

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Yes, thank you.

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Which wife?

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

That's a lame math joke. Can't we all ju... ★8

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

Secret family of gay wizards.

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

It's more like a chin pull-ups. At least...

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Bum bum bum thrust! ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

At least they're not welded inside thier... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Will haunt you nightmares.

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

No one's immune Tuberculosis or pneumoni... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Not to sound insensitive, but you could ... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Joined by the double ended dildo. ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

No, I just have the shitty digital inter... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

I'll back you up Falert, we'll be back-t... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

They have a large amount of crippling de... ★4

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

You're gonna have to circumcise your pfp... ★8

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Don't know about over reaction, but I do...

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

I'm sorry your position has already been... ★6

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

68

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Orange is screaming at green's nose, not... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Do you have a pneumatic internet upload?... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

BURN HIM! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!! ★1

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-17

Who said it was molten? Maybe he's just ...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Can I go back to playing Minecraft now? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

How could you be so insensitive?

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Is there a time limit on that? Because t...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Asexual!

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Not according to judgemental Jesus and s...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

commentsins a new youtube channel. ★2

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Where's silent majority. This seem right...

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Ursula? ★3

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★8

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Sounds like you cycynicism is dying. You... ★3

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Words like violence, break the silence

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Or blind.

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

You didn't say no. *Zzzziiiiiipppppp... ★12

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

Well that wasn't very nice.

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Just a few? I would've gone with 90-95% ...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

No chapter 2?

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

I'm filling a lawsuit for comicdelayism....

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

That's flayed skin. ★2

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Like you? ★2

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Cephalopoda lives matter. ★1

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Actually, it's brain is spread throughou...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Bond, James Bond.

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

I think you have them reversed. Octopi i... ★1

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Th was shortened to y to save space and ...

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Three cops arrest him and take him out t... ★5

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Neat.

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

Soooo... Nothing? ★4

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

I'm taking this to the aquaman court of ... ★3

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

That's a good defense.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Too late, or too early? ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Homelander, Homelander, Homelander!

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Don't worry, also according to Nietzsche...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

The global warming got him. All of his i... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Oh, oh, we're doing a strawman? Maybe I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

This year, fight to the death between ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

It is the largest organ in your body.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

That's it. Shut it all down, close C&H f... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

You, me, your cloud. ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

I hope you brought the barrel. ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Especially the gay ones! Fancy back me u... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13

All true, but in this day and age it's o... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Spoken like a true red-blooded American....

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

Which is why it sucks, he lost all of hi... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

You all read it, he admitted to being a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

This is why I always have an emergency b... ★3

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Right you just did it in a public mall. ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Or LSD.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Not what I meant, but that is cool. Didn...

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

It's called a fire hose. Conversely, you... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

The herpes of the internet. ★1

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

How dare you actually accuse those loser... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Thrice.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Twice.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Once.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Sorcery of evilest kind, technological!

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

All of this is phycologically proven by ... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

No, he a disgusting freak.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Late on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Unlike him, this comic came too late. ★7

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

He must have taken today's comic with hi... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

Just take some laxatives, you'll be fine... ★3

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

My guess is no, especially with them doi...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

That was a futurama reference, to the ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Two for one special. He's a frugal seria... ★3

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Don't pull it over her head like a ski m...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Either 0% or 100%.

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Because life was better 18 days ago. ★3

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

To celebrate, we'll need: 10,000 dildos,... ★7

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Today on Mutual of Explain: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Accidental??

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Slight my ass; all I want to do is stran...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

They took out the, 'yeet' from throwing ...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Although, he did lose the suitcase full ... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Well they are all Dave comics and green ...

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

I thought this too.

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Can he just materialize that car when an...

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

But it is hot as fuck! ★8

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

He's doing his best, man.

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

I'll bring the T.N.T and make a call to ...

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

I know he's in Brazil, I was just too la... ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

...The groom in white responds, "I was g... ★2

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

He's been discontinued for some time. ★1

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Oblligatory, OH YA! What the fuck, have ...

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

...He wasn't penetrative enough.

Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10

Fourth panel Best man: "why'd you stop?"... ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Shhhh, big brother might hear you ★4

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Horses, camping gear, and cowboy outfits...

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

It's liquid oxygen.

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

FDT never down grades his soft ware, he ... ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Is that code for something?

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Dam internet warming! ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

This has to be the first shortdelayism i... ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

You have no scarf on you naughty, naught... ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

WHAT!? There's a military calendar? I fe... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

And good paddlings.

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

There's no 20th month. ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

The arsenist has competition. ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Uh... Ya... What he said! ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Necromancer! ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Right next to murica. ★7

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

That's why they're free, you have to pay...

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Who diagnoses something based off what t...

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Because theirs no paralyzed protests goi... ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Sent is subjective, so to the half robot... ★1

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

The teeth I can deal with, it's the gums... ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09

Traitor!

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Might need a taxidermist for that one as...

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

I'm not gonna bite. ★2

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

One of those colonoscopy places. ★3

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Every man's dream job.

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

So a gay job is circumcision?

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07

So what's this idea of yours that we're ...

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07

No, because he who smelt it dealt it; an... ★2

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

Also, my hats off to you. I don't think ...

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

He's the only fan. Hit the fan, singular...

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

What does it mean when my shit is neon p...

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

Damnit, IRC&HWIP I told you not to spray... ★4

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Plot twist: the doctor didn't disappear,... ★9

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Go on, kiss it; apologize.

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Where are any of the obvious alts when y...

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Me too, I want some alone time with sky ... ★1

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

Plus it's not like killing pokemon is il... ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

It had better not be diarrhea all over t... ★4

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

...He then tells the nurse to make sure ... ★5

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

Turn around and you'll find out. ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

While drunk. ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05

I see fictitious therapists.

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

I think this site has comicdelayism.

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Also, how did you get back in? I changed... ★3

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

Who you calling a hoe, slut? At least I ... ★5

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

That's one of his originals. Haven't see...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

If humans eat meat of other animals, doe...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05

*Matt ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Or all that unprotected nose sex you wer... ★2

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Do you shit chocolate chips? Or whole He...

Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Looks like he's on a surfing safari . ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04

Did he just rick roll us? ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

It's like remembering Australia was in W... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

If astrophysicist were here he'd confirm... ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

It's your drunken split personality. Was... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

No one can live up to your standards Dor... ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

At least the characters are staying up t... ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

So google can spy on you? Then sell you ...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

No, he said he wasn't cuming over. He ne...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

How fast will this become a PFP? ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02

That explains the micro soft dick you ha... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02

The big game bang him. It's how he power...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

How could we ever forget? Also, I was wo...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

It'll stay in the pitcher, but it won't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Judge Fudge knows, one anthropomorphic f... ★3

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Today on Mutual of Explain: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Ozzy osbourne? ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

Fun fact with Lurking: a cherry pit has ... ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

But only type in english. ★2

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

So cherry pits are like pills to him? Al...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02

oh no! ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Do you really want to know?

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Gay marble? ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Or in this case draw what you know?

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Lovecraft? ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

So much comicdelayism, it might actually...

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Dave dick?

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Do it out of π

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

I knew it before I asked, you ignoramus.... ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

You never answered my original question ... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

The sound of tetanus. ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Or where the shirt ends. ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Oil-y seconds?

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Now throw it down some stairs. ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

He should see guinness book of records.

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Much like the spring these puns are easy... ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

He cums under tension while masturbating... ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

I activate, reverse trap.

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

I hope he doesn't blow his spring load. ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

His pull out game must be spring loaded.... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

I'll let you be the judge of that. ★3

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

He's got himself a mortal coil. ★4

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

I guess he'll always be ready to spring ... ★5

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

He checked out a hot spring last night. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

He found Dorothy there. ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

So you can fuck yourself with your own d... ★3

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

Patton oswalt has already got you covere... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

Oh ya, well chicken nuggets taps his blu...

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Wrong, they're. ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Coming from the creepy frankenstein meat... ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

See Pervin Mervin for details. ★4

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

It's in the hat.

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

We didn't need a link, all you needed to...

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

Plot twist: He's a hermaphrodite, and it...

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

I think you forgot a "not". ★1

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

Who's turn is it to mop up?

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

I'm not too familiar with male anatomy, ...

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

Google search.

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

Why is he naked, and what is he looking ...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

30 years ago today. ★3

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

How, when you definitely didn't draw it?...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Not towards leaving the country? You're ...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Comicdelayism has returned.

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

You were the first one to play this. ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Thanks, but I just have a wheel I spin t...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

And half is mine. ★2

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Aw yes, Gay vintage 2015, excellent year... ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Governments are fake they're just illumi... ★2

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

They won't be healthy for much longer. ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Next time on, America's Got Viruses...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

You forgot the AIDs.

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Daddy plays bass, mamma plays tenor... ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

...Communicable viruses!

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

The family the catch's covid together di...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

Even the PSES is covid safe. http://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

No, just that the physics of bicycles ar...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Just like bicycles?

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

You want to be Committed?

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

They will....cum....?? ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Butt he said he was super behind. This a... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-26

Speed rapist! Sequel to speed racist! ★3

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

That pillow must put a good fight.

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Pills have genders now? Damnit science, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

The verdict?

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

We can't enhance, this is all the resolu... ★4

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Just the tip. ★4

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

That's, first gay to you!

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

On all twenty?

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

But you are going down?

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Is there more to that? The comma fallowe...

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

FTD?

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Now you're adopting kids with out me!? W... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

⬇️ ya, the butt of this joke.

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Dam you autocorrect! Shell*** ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

The hot she'll casing landed on some sup... ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

What is the genus/family/order/class/phy... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Bald male you're up. ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Oh shit, oh fuck, oh my. Ok bye.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Don't ask for whom the bell tolls; it to... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

What do you mean, show up? They never le... ★4

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

There is a myth that if you don't learn ... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Because of all the physical and nurilogi... ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Then I execute my mistakes and make it l... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

They're called cemeteries.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

...several dead things. ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Crystal ball channel 969. ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Also FiddleDiddle.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

And I promise not to leave him at the ri...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

I think he's talking about the elf.

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

I didn't know they were in the Canadian ... ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

She kills all five guys? Can I see it? ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

I try to own my mistakes. ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Looks more like a theme song to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

Not with that attitude, you just gotta b...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Tic tac toe, I win. ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Finally, I thought you'd never ask. I've... ★4

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

This is some Dogma right here. ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Can't resuscitate 'em but I can sure eat... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

I can see dead commenters.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

You don't have a book you have rocks, yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

Now we know robs true feelings towards i... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

Second amendment week.

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

In all fairness, he didn't say dead peop... ★3

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Wonder** Seppuku time ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

$20 on the blind one! ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

What about, the black white supremacist?...

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Wounded how many swing-and-a-miss there ... ★1

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21

Blind lives matter. ★7

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Comicdelayism strikes again.

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Actually, you fallowed instructions to a...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

He needs an army of unsullied.

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Yes, we all are. It was just a stupid jo... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

He must be an Italian chubby chaser. ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Shhhh, we're not supposed to let them kn... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Don't forget, the body pillow as a girlf... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

His lone ranger. ★5

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Stop commenting near me! ★5

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Unless he's in the background cheering o...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Not much of a plot twist if we all saw i... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

This is what we call, a "cyclical logic ... ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

It means that they're building a network... ★9

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-21

See, http://explosm.net/comics/5667/ for...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

You'll be really salty (and dry) when hi... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

I meant the urban dictionary cosby sweat...

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

What?

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

You just made a paradox. If your thing i... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

This is the 'freak masturbation accident... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

A Cosby sweater? ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

No, that's santa, God just said so; sant... ★3

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Do what ever you enjoy, if it's one thin... ★4

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

Gonna need a mask for your eyes. ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-21

Doesn't whore have a "W" in it? ★1

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

As the two slowly circle each other lock... ★6

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

Good thing he didn't call them hand guns... ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

Only if you two share the same socioecon... ★5

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19

★2

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Not as weird as the kids will when they ... ★5

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Like the old zombie jesus day comics? We... ★2

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Plot twist: his legal name is Dad Father... ★5

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

I'll get the baster.

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

I know, but it's still sex with parents....

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

And you too, with that basement of yours...

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Sounds more like Alabama to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

And matching pillow covers! ★2

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: Oedipus. Whi... ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2020-09-19

Not to be too technical, but isn't choke...

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Take one get three free kind of deal. ★2

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Adopted? Least weird. And I mean you do ...

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

He said, "not a kid anymore" implying th... ★4

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Unstead? WTF sky dad. ★3

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Now do an anagram for anagram. ★2

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

So you can see him in stereo. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Saving myself for you sky daddy. When ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

It's short day.

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Table tennis is already played without r...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

This must all be beneath you. ★3

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

I don't even know you, but I hate you! ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Then it's "on cassette"? ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Ok, then you can write correctly and wit... ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Yes! ★3

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Dam, I haven't seen those names in years...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Had better be in .WAV format. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Well she is world champ, so yes.

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Dorothy of course. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

what about sweaty butts? ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Dave, I ask you to illustrate the, "'fre...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I figured you'd be at the bottom of that... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

As much as I want to answer to this, I t... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Plot twist: that's not even orange shirt... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Now you've divulged your secret to getti...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

And now we've come full circle. ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Let's not forget intermetaphysical marri... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Nice, those magnetic lock work really we... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Then where are the fingers on the back o...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Who says he didn't do that first?

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Sounds like the intelligence level of a ...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

How is the doctor holding the paper in s...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

FBI/sex offender registry? ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Yes, I documented you the whole time. ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Next we just need to see those interraci...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I'm pretty sure he jacked the old farts ...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Clearly you didn't have a mom to warn yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Pornhub? ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Sex offendee?

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

I shall avenge you, for your near fatal ... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

I prefer semi-permanent solutions, becau... ★1

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

It's natural red colored KY lubricant.

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

No you don't.

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

That almost rhymed.

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Wouldn't say that to loud, the borg migh... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Only if they have M&MS in them. And they... ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Then this comment came back, unlike your... ★1

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

What? Nonsense, if anything you're not a... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Banana hammocks with french ticklers?

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this... ★3

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

That's why all the light were off. Who a...

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Hit "F5" on your keyboard as many times ... ★5

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-15

Wrong.

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Momentarily on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Ki... ★6

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

He's back!

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

I'm pretty sure he's putting the clothes...

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Why didn't all the clothes stain red? wh... ★3

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

A man who does laundry? now I know this ... ★7

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

So much comicdelayism.

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Must** Seppuku time ★2

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

What, so now you think you're better tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Now I understand your name. You read C&H... ★4

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

That's only if you take an arrow to your...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Walk it off! ★4

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

Shut up, mauve shirt has replaced you. ★3

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

We're gonna need more salted carmel stat... ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

That's The smallest number I've seen in ...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

But he can be, at the end of his life cy... ★2

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

Wouldn't you also be bottom? # duality ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

The best part is, you can top yourself o...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13

This sounds like every C&H comic ever.

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Why does the monk disappear? I get the, ...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

He's sleeping of his vodka induced hango... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

You mean the soylent majority. ★4

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Ya, learn to read carefully moon.

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Sell out. ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

*beats up doctor and steals launch codes... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

If that were true they would've executed... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Or you can just barrow FDT's go bag of w... ★7

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

That's right nobody is my alt and I'm no...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Look in the sky, it's a flying fuck. One...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Darn, I liked the idea of running in pla... ★8

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

I demand to speak to doctor baby at once... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

By ex's he means his exboyfriends.

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Sorry, but you mentioned locking up dogs... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I guess Q here is no longer anonymous.

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Nope, I'm a nothing. Just a loser with t... ★3

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Meatsicle? ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Ever have a peanut butter and butter san... ★3

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

There needs to be a comma after God. The... ★4

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

This is just fowl. ★10

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I guess I've been too spoiled by having ... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

He was slow on that one. ★6

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

The real question is, why would you need... ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Pussy; Rocky ate a dozen eggs everyday, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

The C&H boys must be having a competitio... ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Only if you want me to cut off your enti...

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Don't judge me! ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

You think??? Aren't you supposed to know... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

He must be drinking again. ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Hey sky dad, your son is kind of judgeme... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Title, work in progress. The bifercated ... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Activity 2: go watch, "Rainy day" short.... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

I'll be your finisher. ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Nope, marketing ploy. Makes you buy the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

*knock knock knock. This is the police, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Time to set the world on fire. ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

Another book from this author is, "Thing... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

In the future science will genetically a... ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

Where's the arseonist account? ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

You say that now but, SCIENCE!! ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

The author's name is misspelled, it shou... ★3

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

Gay facts with lophu8, the kid is how mo... ★10

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-08

About time!

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

The arseonist got him. R.I.P Dave. (Rest... ★5

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

22 hours, is dave dead?

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Did Linsey ever get out?

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Well they are 20 hours late. ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Galactic game ultimate frisbee? Played b... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

So much comicdelayism, I think C&H is ma... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

And a fat man fell on Nagasaki. ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Yes it is. ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Brock31 (the arseonist) About X time ago...

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Noun: 1808, a gas lighting fixture Verb:... ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Just don't blow it out your ass. ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Looking at you brock. ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Don't be stupid, the world can't deflate... ★9

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

It's gonna hurt all a lot more, if you d... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Anything you can do, we can do better. ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

I never claimed to be straight. ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

This site is a gay man's hunting ground.... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Sure you could buddy; it would just be t... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Can you deny it?

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

That and the fact that they're all homel...

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

I don't know anymore, and I gave up on i...

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Surprised you didn't just burn down the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Also, wasn't their a care bear here a fe... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

He's not anti-drug Bear. Dare bear? ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07

Someone's gaslighting you? Doesn't sound... ★5

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

You must have rolled a 20. 1-19: become ... ★4

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

He's taking a shot of rice. ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Farting?

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Not dick dale?

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Military clock or 12-hour? ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

It used flee; It was supper effective.

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Fun fact of lophu8: this is his origin s... ★3

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Glug glug glug* ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Blue shirt didn't finish the sentence, o... ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

I don't have a drinking problem, the bee... ★8

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Just tell everyone that you're on the 13... ★5

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Better use the ultra ball, or it'll get ...

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

By "work" he means freshmen. ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Futurama: A Taste of Freedom.

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

The government knows all SSNs and their ...

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Virtual Homo Simulator ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

NO REFUNDS! ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

*pushes judge fudge down so I can run aw... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Did not know, but thanks for the confide... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Body pillows don't count as girlfriends;... ★5

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Nailed it, I'm really just an intelligen... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

I think what pinkie is getting at is, wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Can I just spend 10 days with the pain m... ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

More like, your bank account bleed. ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Is the camera for this 8' in the air? Wh...

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Welcome to the club. ★1

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

Too adult! Too adult! Take it away. ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

I don't believe you. ★6

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

Nope ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

You know I haven't payed the electric bi... ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

I have a joking hazard set up like this,... ★1

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

Who recognizes their dad not by his face... ★3

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

If you go out and buy a box of milano's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

You have no idea, in a free fall it take... ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

For those of you not caring; I got to th... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Is that your left hand or right hand? ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Thrice

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Twice

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Once

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

Historically on Mutual of Explosm: C&H k... ★3

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Should've added one more, three wrongs m... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Why do you change to second person from ... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

The judge not moist enough for you? Mayb... ★3

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

To be fair to DaConnaTwuk, you should ha...

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Typing, not speaking. Also uncapitalized... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

Singular possessive, not plural. The dic... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Link bear is dead.

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

I can't help but feel like Kris has done... ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Mutual of Explosm will get to the bottom... ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

To fill in that bite mark from lophu8? ★4

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

It's a good thing Kris stopped this. I'm... ★6

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

No, it's setting him free from the borg'... ★4

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Dam it, not again FDT. you have one job.... ★3

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

I was wondering when you were break this... ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

I don't know, that's a pretty good Dave ... ★5

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

FDT get the duct tape. ★2

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Also, no one tell the potato that green ... ★3

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

You have to keep the ones you love ★1

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

At least it's not, fuck a potato weak.

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

The rarest of the three, so rare infact ... ★6

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

ALL THE HOMO! ★3

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Then stop acting Rob like.

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

One of us. One of us. One of us. ONE OF ... ★4

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

I'm no bear at all. They don't lurk, the... ★3

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

I rest my case your honor. ★1

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Adam? God? Siri? Take your pick. ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

That backstabber. ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Where's the link bear when we need him.

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

RubrubrubrubrubrubRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB RUBRIB... ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★5

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Then under the unspoken commenting rules... ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Does Rob commenting on his own comic cou...

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Ya, but green shirt gets laid; so who's ... ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

Holy shit! An ever rarer sighting. It's ... ★5

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-09-01

Did you?

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

It's Kris IRL, they both have the same s... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Too bad!

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

We're not supposed to use real names onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

He needs to answer his junk mail. http:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Also, first.

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

Spoken like a true woman.

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

What about, http://explosm.net/shorts/42... ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

Comicdelayism strikes again. If only we ... ★5

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

I use nap time spray. ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

Don't hug it out, thug it out. ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

The demons lies would be as real as shad... ★2

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

I figured all the dudes would be 69ing e... ★5

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

Or below you. ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Now you're getting it ★6

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

I'd ask, what about women; but I already... ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★3

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

We are all just a brain in a jar constan... ★1

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

Look at Dave being on top of things toda... ★7

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

Can't tell if everyone is misspelling bi... ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges... ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

Far too busy being disappointed to be de... ★2

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

If you give the DNS a blowjob, it'll aut... ★2

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

I've heard of close families, but this t... ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

The pure beauty gave her temporary down ... ★1

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

Quick get a blurry photo. ★6

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

if braided

Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

I was expecting, " but I do care". ★2

Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

Today of Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

⬇️this is a real bad case of 'ed

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Nobody needs a taste of Dorothy. ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Don't we all. https://m.youtube.com/watc... ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

More like: in Soviet Russia, child repor...

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

A very valid point, I don't think kids n... ★9

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

*Elected ★4

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

You're not wrong.

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

I wonder if pranay meant it as a riddle?... ★4

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

I knew what he was talking about. Was it... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Sighting*

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★8

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Wouldn't you like to know. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Oh, I'm planning on it. That little ass ... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

I don't care why the comic is late Kris,... ★5

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

I was expecting him to be abusing the ki...

Comment to comic 3786 on 2020-08-26

I'll sacrifice any number of the comment...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

You truly are the best meal of the day. ★1

Comment to comic 3786 on 2020-08-26

What do I need to do to get a black badg...

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

Some more of that comicdelayism today I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Intracest?

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Exactly ★2

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

I shame everything. ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Just needs a violin playing in the backg... ★4

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

I'm questing after the legendary black b... ★3

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

If they do, the C&H boys are taking it t... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Dam it goat, you have one job. I guess t... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

A brand new one, combosexual. Sexually a... ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Two but holes but only three cheeks. ★2

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

You're gonna watch it, and you're gonna ... ★4

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Twincest? ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Just giving you grief. I don't care ★4

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

That's my line! ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

It's totally random, but ask FDT he's th... ★7

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Is this a little bit better quality for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

If by ask you mean suck dick, then "futu... ★8

Comment to comic 69 on 2020-08-25

More relatable today than ever. (For you...

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Please do tell, oh wise one. How is it a... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Bring it on goat!

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Is his name Timothy?

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★8

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Party over here. roofy yourselfs, you're... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

I was focusing on firstness not quality.... ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety ni... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Also also, my gay gay. Beat all of you t... ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

Also, my first first. ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-24

AMERICA!

Comment to comic 68 on 2020-08-24

I'm gonna go watch TV now.

Comment to comic 100 on 2020-08-24

Wouldn't regamortus make it hard?

Comment to comic 101 on 2020-08-24

Fastest shit poster award goes to... Not...

Comment to comic 67 on 2020-08-24

What?

Comment to comic 67 on 2020-08-24

It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybo...

Comment to comic 66 on 2020-08-24

C&H laziness at its finest.

Comment to comic 65 on 2020-08-24

Either way sounds pretty racist. Green g...

Comment to comic 63 on 2020-08-24

Why didn't we think of it before, use th...

Comment to comic 62 on 2020-08-24

Every retail customer ever.

Comment to comic 61 on 2020-08-24

He's actually one-armed Bob.

Comment to comic 60 on 2020-08-24

Or is it?

Comment to comic 59 on 2020-08-24

Do Metaphysics next.

Comment to comic 95 on 2020-08-24

Six equals D. (For Lance)

Comment to comic 58 on 2020-08-24

Or a reply to a comment 68 months ago.

Comment to comic 57 on 2020-08-24

Stupid dog, you made me look bad. Booga ...

Comment to comic 56 on 2020-08-24

We should just kill him.

Comment to comic 55 on 2020-08-24

But if he didn't stab her eye out, then ...

Comment to comic 54 on 2020-08-24

And capitalize the fucking pronoun " I "...

Comment to comic 54 on 2020-08-24

Better than holding it with his dick.

Comment to comic 54 on 2020-08-24

Candle** singular.

Comment to comic 53 on 2020-08-24

Sorry I was late; YOUR mom told me to te...

Comment to comic 52 on 2020-08-24

Would you deny it's destiny?

Comment to comic 52 on 2020-08-24

Mr. Meedrinks?

Comment to comic 51 on 2020-08-24

Little did you know, about Brock31.

Comment to comic 50 on 2020-08-24

2 creams, 3 poisons please.

Comment to comic 49 on 2020-08-24

Everyone's

Comment to comic 49 on 2020-08-24

PSES 12: http://explosm.net/comics/5514/...

Comment to comic 49 on 2020-08-24

What no link!?

Comment to comic 92 on 2020-08-24

Throwing walls at him?

Comment to comic 90 on 2020-08-24

It's the appropriate response.

Comment to comic 48 on 2020-08-24

Give me nudity, or give me death.

Comment to comic 47 on 2020-08-24

They're become self aware. Run, fley for...

Comment to comic 46 on 2020-08-24

Back to being first, oh great one.

Comment to comic 45 on 2020-08-24

Half the benches in the world would have...

Comment to comic 43 on 2020-08-24

Produced by J.J.Abrums

Comment to comic 42 on 2020-08-24

He must be Donavon all grown up.

Comment to comic 41 on 2020-08-24

Slippery mother fuckers, can't trust the...

Comment to comic 40 on 2020-08-24

Don't know what's worst? Not being able ...

Comment to comic 39 on 2020-08-24

So sad. Ha, fooled you.

Comment to comic 15 on 2020-08-24

Last.

Comment to comic 15 on 2020-08-24

My inspiration.

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

I got some free advice for you, see my c...

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

And your second mistake. ★1

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

If he kills her, that seems very volunta... ★1

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Purple is for eating out their asses in ... ★4

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

She stole it from 2-pump Tom's corpse. I... ★3

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★7

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Comicdelaysim is spreading fast than cov...

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Pineapple is what he calls his girlfrien... ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

READY! SET! FUCK! ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

If by job we all mean trolling this shit... ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Only after you have the proper paperwork... ★3

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

P.S: Food Bureau of Investigation ★2

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

And cook over volcanic magma. Warning ma... ★3

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

For the same reason why there's a Chines... ★1

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Now now girls, you're both pretty. The o... ★3

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

What!? No ovum? Sexiest.

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

WITCH!! ★2

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23

I don't remember grinding my dirty boots... ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Cum on Rob? ★1

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Just watch out for their firefighting br... ★3

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★6

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Erratic like the direction of this comic... ★3

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Why/how do you keep using lower case Pro... ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

And we're back here again.

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-21

Nice to see you added the, "do".

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

The joke is in your hands. ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

What's this, 'overdoing it' of which you... ★4

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Why not both? This is America after all,...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Ah, yes. That's what must have caused th... ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

http://explosm.net/shorts/79/the-beard ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★2

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

How in the hell did you start a sentence... ★3

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

I feel like he should've already known t... ★3

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

The most densely concentration is in D.C... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Comicdelaysim is spreading like wildfire... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

We should all give the boys a break they... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

I'm Dave, open the door. ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

ALL THE HOMO!!!

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Getting comicdelaysim PTSD. ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Took them long enough. ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

So everyone has to become a women now? ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

It's the next day now, and no new comic.... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Didn't know you were an investment banke...

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

There was a chronol shift and yesterday ... ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Never! I challenge you to a duel at ten ... ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

As do I. There are many evils and causes... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

I was referencing Socrates; there is onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

You can always quarter back.

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

We can't nickel and dime this comic.

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

When the puns are this easy, it's hard t...

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Money causes ignorance?

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Too bad Rob couldn't release this comic ... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Time to organize a memorial service, eve... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Ok, but my left hand is tired. I'm gonna... ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

This is getting to near fatal level.

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

A little harder officer, I haven't learn... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

30 minutes earlier!? Did the cop do the ...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

It's been a few hours. Disappointment is... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

After fiddle, diddled me I figured I mig... ★4

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Comicdelaysim strikes again! ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Open to suggestions ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I can mathematically prove that we're al... ★1

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H kingdom,... ★4

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

Then the second guy said to the first gu... ★8

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

Handjob thy neighbor, as thy would handj...

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

I don't care what you do to/with your li... ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

That had better be a semi-auto T R I G G... ★2

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

The word for that is, wife. ★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdome... ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

As someone aspiring to get a worthless p... ★4

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-15

Sell the car for gas money. ★5

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Today on Mutual of Explosm: C&H Kingdom,... ★9

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

We already know, the dick is where the b...

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

What is normality? ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Ewww, why would they put your dick that ...

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Next time on, Mutual of Omaha: Wild King... ★5

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

This is why Squidward is always angry. H... ★4

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Maid in China? ★3

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

Years later I have bad news, cancer has ... ★3

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

You're right that's way more goth now. ★3

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Really, Jennifer?? That's a super white ... ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Don't forget, makes you do/buy things yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

And send your sister, depression out; yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

*dick jokes are so limp. *Normal comment...

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09

Sounds like a normal dick to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

And according to bender, "it doesn't get... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I love to be that girl, but his head isn...

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07

What part of this is, "to the death"? Th... ★5

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

I could give you scientific answer, but ... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

If left untreated this comicdelaysim can... ★4

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

No, but I hear the boys in the trenches ... ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

So your thing is small, and her package ...

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Better than a claw job. ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03

Half of these involve a male character g... ★3

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03

You put your dick in a box. Well it's no...

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Comicdelaysim strikes again. (See 2020.0... ★2

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Not in the face. ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

I was half expecting the punch line to b... ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

He's the count of sexual assault, not th... ★4

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

Good thing it wasn't two counts. ★4

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

NOOO! urine, my one weakness. ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Panel one: I'm afraid Cyanide & happines... ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

That's the test results of every single ... ★4

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Chef Hannibal and Sous Chef Bane proudly... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

At least it's viscous. Won't need any lu... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

If ghost and horse can have sex why not ... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Same-two-change-diferent-reproduces with... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

It was necronomiconsensual!! ★7

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19

That'll be 50 money ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

A spider man gets sued by a Disney. Or s...

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13

Not to mention all the 'private prisons'... ★4

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

It's a scientific term. ★8