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Killer Cheese (RoboQueef): 1502 comments (2017-01-02 – 2021-01-04) to 536 comics
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Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04: 16 years well spent. ★1
Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28: I don't know what I was expecting from C... ★3
Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22: Is that a snowflake in your profile pic,... ★2
Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30: I dunno, a mate of mine got Covid and he... ★2
Comment to comic 5715 on 2020-11-16: As someone who is currently looking for ... ★2
Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-26: Ah yes, a trophy I shall never receive. ★3
Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24: Who are you? ★1
Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12: Sea cucumbers actually do this. ★7
Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10: Not so depressing random week? http://ex... ★4
Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07: I'm just going to sit here smugly since ... ★4
Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03: Can you take me back in time with you pl... ★6
Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03: It was bound to happen sooner or later. ★2
Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28: Is this the first Covid-related C&H comi... ★2
Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26: That's how Tumblebutts are born. ★2
Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22: Clearly you just haven't been horny enou... ★7
Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19: Oedipus had sex with his mother. Not rea...
Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15: I think you mean cockware. ★3
Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14: I may also have tasted my own piss. Shit... ★5
Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11: Wait, you can have gatherings of 100 peo...
Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11: Well you got the decrepit redditor part ... ★2
Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09: I would take the time writing a decent i... ★8
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-06: http://explosm.net/rcg/zokvjdlqc ★2
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05: And: http://explosm.net/rcg/zokvjdtox ★2
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05: Since everybody is doing random comics n... ★4
Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05: Remember Pepperidge Farm memes? Pepperid... ★5
Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26: Can I just say that it's not possible fo... ★6
Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23: You may as well be speaking French to me... ★6
Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15: This is the wrong shade of purple.
Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15: Yes you are.
Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02: I mean, let's not pretend the rest of th... ★3
Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01: Also, look up how dogs actually mate (or...
Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27: That's my fetish. Not even joking. ★5
Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21: Duck penises are corkscrew shaped. So th... ★3
Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13: Every day is Gay Comic Week. ★1
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24: I'll never lose my virginity because I n... ★5
Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12: Ah yes, the cumbox: https://imgur.com/a/...
Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12: Is there anything that doesn't arouse yo...
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10: Stop, I can only get so aroused. ★1
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01: Sort of relevant: http://explosm.net/com... ★4
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting, their d... ★4
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28: RIP his penis. Press F to pay respects. ★6
Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13: I hate when I'm looking forward to a goo... ★1
Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13: I've fapped to worse. ★3
Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13: Technically, so is everybody.
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10: Yes, that was definitely a choice... ★4
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06: To be fair that would still be better th... ★2
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06: Don't be silly, nobody here has friends.... ★4
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06: Oh boy, another one of these. As if I wa... ★1
Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31: That definitely means I'm not a white na... ★4
Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-31: http://explosm.net/rcg/yvgukzoit
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29: I know, how dare they take a day off at ... ★1
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29: http://explosm.net/rcg/apvwqlhtu ★2
Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-25: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom I ... ★3
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20: it's similar to the glitch that allows y...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20: I left a comment on comic 9000. I wonder...
Comment to comic 6003 on 2019-12-20: You are indeed a sad stickman.
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10: The realisation that another shitty year...
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09: Gay!!
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25: Or: http://explosm.net/rcg/iqzqvttcb ★1
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25: http://explosm.net/rcg/iqzkzqyja
Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25: Nope. ★3
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11: I find your new profile picture strangel... ★4
Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09: Meh, this is just dumb.
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02: Nobody cares. ★1
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01: Last time I checked, Florida was on Eart... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28: Gay!
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28: It amazes me that people care so much ab... ★3
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27: How come the rest of his body isn't also... ★6
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27: Doesn't matter, had sex. ★4
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27: Well, I'm going to have nightmares about... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23: This may be one of the most bizarre C&H ... ★6
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22: Greetings from the UK, where our bullshi... ★1
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21: Don't be. ★3
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21: I plan to die doing what I love. Dying. ★5
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19: JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD ★2
Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18: Would have made more sense if it was blu... ★1
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02: https://www.reddit.com/r/birdswitharms/
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02: I'm pretty sure he was reffering to Gree...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01: https://www.oxford.gov.uk/directory_reco...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01: I'll mostly be hiding from the Brexit ri... ★2
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30: Was he ever really a regular character t...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30: You know you can still read old comics, ... ★5
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23: Can someone translate this temperature t... ★3
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23: What an astute observation. ★3
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08: He looks remarkably healthy for a man wi...
Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07: Good. This was a crappy gimmick anyway. ★3
Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07: And before that he was selling fuckable ...
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06: This is me, if I was strong and muscular... ★1
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04: I am.
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03: Don't be ridiculous, I can turn off any ... ★1
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02: Instructions unclear: dick caught in cei... ★4
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02: Well, shit. ★1
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01: No offense, but I'd assume that someone ...
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01: Wait, are you actually a dad? This and G... ★3
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01: Nananananananananananananananana… Buttma... ★4
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31: Why is he disappointed? Surely he loves ... ★6
Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31: Gay!
Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28: Since I'm British, I suppose I'm an arse... ★2
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26: There are two types of people in this wo... ★3
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26: Humanity seriously deserves to just go e... ★3
Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25: I'll make my own C&H, with Shrek, and Bl... ★2
Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25: Me when I meet any woman:
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21: Is it weird that I actually miss Clorox ...
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20: Dicks don't get stronger with exercise. ... ★2
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19: Do you really think that anybody here ha...
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18: It doesn't.
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18: HappyMan already said that one. ★1
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18: Nope, I'm a piece of shit and nobody car... ★5
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18: Mine's only slightly under, just a littl... ★3
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18: Cocks, unsurprisingly are male. ★1
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17: This pun thread is driving me nuts. ★4
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16: Angry gun control debate incoming... ★3
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14: I wish I could be original.
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14: The best thing about humans colonizing M... ★2
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14: I might be desperate, but I'm not quite ...
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-13: I'm safe from STDs because no woman will... ★5
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11: If you're looking for comics that make s... ★4
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10: You're soaking wet from it anyway, aren'... ★2
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-10: So edgy. ★4
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10: Well played.
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10: So original, and definitely still funny.... ★2
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07: Surely he could have made it so the sun ... ★1
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05: Technically if you were using no muscles... ★1
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05: This is why I don't go the gym. It has n... ★2
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05: I'm not even sure these still qualify as... ★3
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05: I kind of miss Dragon Pun too though. I ... ★2
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05: Also SpongeBob is full of holes, very in... ★2
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03: You don't have sex fully clothed? ★2
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03: I think I'll decline that offer.
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03: Nobody cares. ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03: Who is the sad sack who keeps flagging t... ★1
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03: Same for me, only nobody ever invites me... ★1
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02: Nobody: Absolutely no one: Me: This comm... ★2
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02: Do a colour instead. ★2
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02: I do like a well placed Yo Mama sometime... ★1
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02: Please add Area 51 memes to this list. ★4
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31: Depressing Random Comic Day: http://expl... ★2
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31: Bold of you to assume that people here u...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31: The logical conclusion: http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30: I have Arseism.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30: Mate, it's spelt "Colour". Did you never... ★1
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28: You're right, I'm not.
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28: Nah, I really am a pathetic failure of a...
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28: I'm pretty half the people here haven't ... ★4
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28: C&H: Makes one comic with a slightly sad...
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28: You spelt "colour" wrong.
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-28: Nobody reads that shit though.
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27: Wait, we have porn in the news? I must h... ★1
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27: You are now on a government watch list. ★2
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20: Well, what would you do?
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17: Today I learned that I'm dumb. Who am I ...
Comment to comic 15 on 2019-07-17: LAST!
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17: I'm 99% sure you're just picking numbers...
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16: I just favorited this, but I don't actua... ★2
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15: Sure. You go first.
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15: Is yours hard enough to hold a full buck... ★2
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13: Hello dad. ★2
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13: This is in fact my fetish. That's all I ... ★2
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10: Jesus Fucking Christ that pfp. ★2
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10: Holy shit, you're back. ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10: I bet that milkshake brings all the boys... ★2
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10: Exactly.
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09: Wait, what's special about the 4th of Ju... ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09: Username relevant in this case. ★5
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09: Oh shit, they're breeding.
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09: Annie, it sounds like you are ok. ★2
Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07: All men too
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06: It amuses me that someone was offended e... ★2
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06: FIRST
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06: Oh yeah, that's right. ★1
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06: No you wouldn't. ★3
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05: Remind me again, who's Benjamin Franklin...
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05: I'd just like to let any Americans here ... ★3
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03: I should point out that evolution isn't ...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02: Also AIDS and Ebola came from either fuc... ★1
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02: Wait, being quiet and reserved is a sign... ★4
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29: Did someone say Cheese? ★2
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29: A friend of mine once put sweetcorn in c... ★1
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29: I remember once passing a homeless guy w... ★1
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29: erectoplasm
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29: How big is your vagina though? Oh that's...
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29: Take a look at the female ovipositor (eg...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28: Thanks, that's another beloved part of m... ★2
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28: Yes, but that only specified a man lying... ★2
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26: Don't even get me started on how you guy... ★1
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25: She's almost as wet as Dorothy.
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24: Imagine how much his sex life sucks when... ★3
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24: I would join in but I turns out I know n... ★4
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24: I've seen the exact same thing. That mus... ★4
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23: Good, that's another thing for me to mak...
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23: I don't believe you. No sane woman would... ★5
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23: nope
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18: I guess in that period you'll find a Tyr... ★3
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18: No thanks, I might be desperate but I st...
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18: You cannot kill that which has no life. ★3
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18: Why is it so difficult for people to und... ★5
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18: Like me at death.
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18: Damnit, I was just about to say that... ★1
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17: Autistic screeching ★1
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17: Just looked it up, and holy shit you're ... ★3
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17: I'm fairly sure that none of the regular...
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17: What colour is it then? I always suspect...
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16: http://explosm.net/comics/3313/ ★3
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16: Some people are into that sort of thing.... ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15: I don't want to know what your computeri...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15: I just realised that I don't care. ★4
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15: You're bald, so I imagine any hair is a ... ★3
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12: Except for the fact that my countries he...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12: That's because American healthcare is a ... ★11
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12: Yeah, I'm not even gonna bother to try t...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12: I already made that joke.
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11: Now it's a poopsickle. ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04: I see you've run out jokes about Shrek a... ★2
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04: Everything is your fetish though. I like...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04: That's my fetish. ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04: I liked the original better. Just saying... ★1
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03: So will you.
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01: Well, shit. ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31: Good, I got a crappy version anyway. ★8
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: What about those people who talk about t... ★2
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: Regarding spoilers, I just thought I sho... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: Something about joining the illuminati. ★2
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: Seems legit. ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: I'll look forward to seeing your next jo... ★4
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29: You mean "big Shrek ch". ★4
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29: Nope, I've never actually been there.
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28: Just did a Google search, and turns out ... ★2
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28: Dorothy will be happy to help you with t... ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28: Unrelated comment, but as a kid I used t... ★2
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28: As a non-American, I find it really odd ... ★2
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27: STOP. FEEDING. THE. TROLLS. ★6
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27: As if they give a shit about that. ★3
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27: Imagine the amount of sick days a diabet... ★4
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27: Where do you work where it regularly giv... ★2
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27: How about this as a suggestion: We stop ... ★5
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27: J) Never being able to sleep again becau... ★1
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27: H) Sexual abuse by Dorothy. ★1
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27: Well, at least you tried. I doubt I coul... ★1
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27: What isn't a kink of yours?
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26: Gay! That's the correct response here, r...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25: No idea, I'm not a giant man.
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25: So does she.
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24: It's C&H comics all the way down. ★1
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24: I'm a normal sized man with a small peni... ★1
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20: Seven! Seven! SEVEN! SEVEN! (Holds up se... ★1
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20: I left a bunch of comments on random com...
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20: I think we get into rather dodgy territo... ★8
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20: When we get a Shrek comic, he literally ... ★7
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-20: Some bats drink nectar from flowers, so ...
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19: There are no girls on the internet. ★3
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18: Grumpy Cat was one of the less shitty me... ★3
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18: Wait, who are you?
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18: I once had a look at one of the original...
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15: I didn't know that you had standards lik... ★1
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15: So you're telling us you're not a vampir...
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15: I don't get the joke.
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14: You thought someone on the internet was ...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14: I am amazed that you ever managed to hav... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13: Man, I just love rubbing pussy. ★3
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13: How odd, nobody has begged for a badge y...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13: Admit it, you only posted that link so y... ★3
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13: I hope you go blind because of this. ★2
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13: That's my fetish.
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13: Wait a minute, this isn't a Shrek joke.
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13: I mean, full retard applies too. You are...
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13: You just went full spammer. Never go ful...
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12: Shit! My cover is blown. ★4
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-12: You inherit it from you children.
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11: I actually got socks for my last birthda... ★2
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11: I like to fuck the hole of Swiss Cheese.... ★3
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11: I have masturbated with many things, but...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: Who the fuck goes to bed at eight when t...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: You are now on a government watch list. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08: If you know all the answers to these, yo... ★4
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-08: Seven! Seven! SEVEN! SEVEN! (Holds up se... ★2
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07: You know things like Netflix exist, righ...
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07: I'm fairly sure you pay other people for...
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06: Except kids these days have no idea what...
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06: Mine is just random enough that it might...
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05: That'll do pig, that'll do.
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05: Snap.
Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05: Depends, what do you do? Actually don't ...
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04: Same purpose as any other kind of trolli... ★1
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04: Reason to live? No I don't have one of t...
Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04: You just killed this pun thread. ★4
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03: *sweater already Mom's spaghetti
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01: That's a shame, since he didn't go to sc...
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01: Which I always found to be rather stupid... ★1
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01: I guess D. Sure I wouldn't be happy abou...
Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01: I have no mouth, and I cannot shut the f... ★1
Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30: No u ★2
Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30: Stupid shit like this is why I'm not rel... ★1
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29: Is there anything you don't have sexual ...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29: Many female serial killers would disagre...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29: I may be one of the few people on earth ... ★2
Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28: Joke's on you, I never had any self este... ★1
Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28: He doesn't have one either.
Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27: Every adult, too. Or is that just me?
Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27: Even you.
Comment to comic 3335 on 2019-04-27: As if anybody here would have a girlfrie...
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-27: I almost want that to happen just to be ... ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26: I'm intrigued by your badge. ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26: Everyone here is one of my alts, you are... ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26: Some people are into that sort of thing.... ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24: So, just like everybody else here then? ... ★2
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24: http://explosm.net/comics/3802/ ★1
Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23: If that's what he's into, who are we to ... ★4
Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23: I dislike your new profile pic.
Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22: I'm willing to bet that didn't happen. ★1
Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21: Oh yeah, it's 4/20 isn't it? I'm British... ★1
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20: I tried to think of a good pun. It went ... ★2
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20: These "jokes" of yours just keep getting...
Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20: Doesn't matter, since the nerd won't get... ★1
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19: Actually ducks shouldn't be fed bread be... ★10
Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17: Any orifice can be all purpose if you're... ★1
Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16: Considering you're almost certainly a gu... ★3
Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16: Chickens don't have assholes, they have ... ★8
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: Badly for you or the sheep?
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: Stacey's mum's got it going on though. ★2
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: You don't even have to look closely to s... ★4
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: Yes, but it probably is all the time any...
Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15: Nope, not gonna Google that. ★1
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: You are now on a government watch list, ... ★1
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: This zoomed out version of the picture i... ★1
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: What is and isn't entertaining is a matt... ★4
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: Then after several increasingly convolut... ★1
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: Next: Depression Bowling Ball Fruit Week... ★1
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: I mean, so are pretty much all of the ot...
Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13: Well, this took an even weirder turn tha...
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13: Based on the previous comics, it looks l... ★2
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13: Now your name mentions it, so do I. ★1
Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13: I may be dumb, but I don't get the joke ...
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10: You're right, my life is indeed a joke. ★1
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10: Sort of. Long story short I fell madly i... ★2
Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10: I'm apparently dumb because I didn't rea... ★1
Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09: Except that might also mean he's unable ... ★3
Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08: By the literal definition, every comic i... ★2
Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08: Please, not this shit again.
Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08: E) Fruit Week
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07: Some of us have lives you know. I don't,... ★4
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07: You need better friends.
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06: But you're Making America Great Again, r...
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06: Why am I not surprised?
Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06: Shit like this is why I don't really wan...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06: How much time per day do you spend think...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06: One guy had hiccups for 68 years. Just t...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05: Life itself. ★3
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05: To be fair, we don't know he's unhappy i...
Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05: And a free ride when you've already paid... ★1
Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03: She may have beaten cancer this time, bu... ★3
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02: No, that's the joke.
Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to ...
Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31: So I left this site for a few months and...
Comment to comic 4925 on 2018-05-09: Also, shit keeps falling out of it.
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04: Not meta enough. Add some fruit and then...
Comment to comic 4918 on 2018-05-01: So I leave this site for a week and the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: This is someone's fetish. I guarantee it...
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: Yes.
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: Well, turns out using Google doesn't hel...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: PC, and in this case on Bing. But this i...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: Is the new format messed up for anybody ... ★3
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: You've put too much thought into this. O... ★2
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-04: Don't worry, I can do the flagging for y...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03: I did not consent to this. ★1
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-02: The hordes of people begging you for bad...
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01: Is this the part where you tell us it's ...
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-30: Ultimately, everything is meaningless. ★1
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: Actually, I don't know what you mean. Pl...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26: How about both of you shut the fuck up? ★7
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Seriously, this was flagged?
Comment to comic 2040 on 2018-03-21: He could just sell all the toys to get h...
Comment to comic 1243 on 2018-03-21: And got pregnant again. ★3
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: As a cheese, I can confirm.
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: A metaphor for how Waldo doesn't fit int...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: But your name is actually Wally, you cha...
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Why not?
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: Fucking someone over is a great life les... ★2
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20: C&H already thought of that: http://expl... ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: As if anybody here has a girlfriend. ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Rule 34 of rules of the internet: There ...
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Well, why do you do it? For some reason ... ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: The sequels to that comic: http://explos... ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19: Why am I not more surprised that this ex... ★1
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-18: Your gimmick of being late failed in thi... ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: Apparently it was created by an English ... ★1
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: I might as well bring up another differe...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: That would imply that Trump has any know... ★1
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Well, that's Americans for you, renaming...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: You still missed one. Don't worry, I fou...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: Being filthy and stealthy are not mutual...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: I'm not sure you understand how smelling...
Comment to comic 4880 on 2018-03-17: No C&H characters have noses.
Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16: Compared to all the other crap in the co... ★1
Comment to comic 1450 on 2018-03-16: Seemed to work for Donkey in Shrek.
Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16: ^ Nicholaidus logic.
Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16: They can just choose not to vote. But th...
Comment to comic 4881 on 2018-03-16: Am beta cuck, can confirm. ★2
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-14: A lot of my insanity comes from everyone...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13: Chopping up your family 82 times with an... ★6
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13: I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what woul...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13: This is where punctuation is important. ...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: Isn't a big part of any religion that if...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: To be fair, he can't grow any food witho... ★2
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: God created a situation where they would...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: I think the reason people say that relig... ★2
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: Except that's still pretty dumb. "One pe...
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-10: Starving people is probably a bad exampl...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: Yep, that's the one I had in mind. Somet... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10: I mean, begging for a badge worked for m...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Now you've said that, I can't stop think... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Oh great, another shitposter. ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: I for one, love to pee while having sex ... ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: By that logic, every predatory animal is... ★4
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: Not specifically T-rex, though. But peop... ★1
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: I don't think that's how evolution works...
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07: Why am I not surprised that Americans wo... ★2
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07: If a cartoon stick figure makes you horn... ★2
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07: Well, you wouldn't put wood in a recycli...
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: Wait, so they're still together? ★6
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-28: In other words: Gay! ★2
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: Better version: http://explosm.net/rcg/l...
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: You have indeed done a good job of fucki... ★1
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: I guess you might as well make the most ... ★3
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-27: Also there's me, who doesn't even know t... ★1
Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26: Alternatively, I don't care who replies ... ★1
Comment to comic 4859 on 2018-02-21: Applying logic to C&H? Yeah, don't bothe... ★1
Comment to comic 4857 on 2018-02-20: So you're saying that women don't actual...
Comment to comic 4853 on 2018-02-18: As a frequent Nicholiadas victim, I supp... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17: As cheese, I approve of this joke. ★3
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: Odd family. ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-16: I might be desperate, but I'm not that d...
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14: Get rid of those tentacles, for a start.... ★1
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14: Let's be honest, blue shirt is me every ... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-14: Why do you care who gets flagged or not?... ★1
Comment to comic 1363 on 2018-02-14: I like big bats and I cannot lie.
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Time travel comments are by their very n... ★2
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: That's not what dicks are supposed to lo... ★3
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-13: Shit like this is why nobody likes you e... ★10
Comment to comic 4850 on 2018-02-12: The he's holding it makes it look like a...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: Why must someone say this every time som...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-07: You are a shit Sherlock. ★7
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-07: Look below.
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: There's got to be a porn of that out the...
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: I'm curious how you can eat out a woman ...
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-06: Time travel comments are a crappy gimmic... ★5
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: None of the other people here have stupi... ★1
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: By which we mean an actual rock. Still a... ★1
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: Well, at least we know he can keep cool ... ★3
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: Which got him into a sticky situation.
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-04: In case anyone didn't get the reference:... ★1
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: Neither is that. ★1
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: So late that it becomes necrophilia.
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-02: That's not funny now. ★1
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Horses don't father donkeys. I think you... ★1
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30: I only hate myself.
Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-29: I did Nazi that coming. ★9
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Ever heard of the phrase "if you can't t... ★2
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: You failed. ★1
Comment to comic 2282 on 2018-01-24: However, he does not have genitals.
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-23: I'm not sure that two people counts as a... ★2
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21: Mechanimorph would make more sense in th...
Comment to comic 544 on 2018-01-21: Actually how did he do that?
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19: I am not for sale. Especially not by you...
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-19: Please don't buy me. ★6
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: If shitting takes two hours, you really ... ★3
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: This is probably a dumb question, but wh...
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: Nobody else must know the secret.
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16: You really don't want to fall for me.
Comment to comic 4828 on 2018-01-16: As are you. ★1
Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16: Apparently because Enlightened Pyromania...
Comment to comic 4827 on 2018-01-16: Wait, how is that even possible? Also, w...
Comment to comic 4826 on 2018-01-14: Let's just make the rule that the furthe...
Comment to comic 4826 on 2018-01-14: Not compared to mine it's not.
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12: Also, don't let him talk to me either. ★1
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12: This apparently is his gimmick. It's not... ★2
Comment to comic 4824 on 2018-01-12: I find fondling your boobs to also be a ... ★3
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: But that means my time travel comments n...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: I can't even begin to tell you what that...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: Your joke is bad and you should feel bad...
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: Fortunately, he doesn't give a flying fu... ★3
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: Not really. This was from when I discove...
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06: Or that he didn't do this: http://explos... ★2
Comment to comic 4819 on 2018-01-06: Yes me.
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Well, I was half right. ★1
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: Boyfriend? GAY!!
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: The feels when dumb kids are getting gir...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Don't lie. Where have you really been? ★5
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-02: You would have been spot on, if the comi...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Once again, I have no idea what's going ...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Don't fuck a gift horse in the mouth. ★2
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: What about scat bestiality? I'm pretty s...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: In Wales, sheep are apparently very popu...
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-30: I'm pretty sure Rob always draws them th...
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: In fact, he caught alien bacteria from t...
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-29: This is my final form.
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27: You're too poor to buy a Christmas tree ...
Comment to comic 4810 on 2017-12-27: Let's be honest, Santa is also a pedophi... ★6
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25: Literally the first comic was about geni... ★3
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-25: Wait, what? I wasn't talking about Queen...
Comment to comic 4809 on 2017-12-24: TFW you have so many flaws that nobody w... ★1
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: I still think you're the alt. ★1
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: I think you'll find that almost all C&H ... ★2
Comment to comic 4800 on 2017-12-22: This species of butterfly lays its egg i... ★3
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: Well, there was that "Grammar Fuhrer" wh...
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: Um, what? No actually, I don't want to k... ★1
Comment to comic 4806 on 2017-12-19: You're right, babies are revolting. ★2
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: To be fair if you're cumming knives, the... ★1
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17: Living life alone is worse.
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16: As a non-American, explain like I'm 5 wh...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16: Did someone say cheese?
Comment to comic 4798 on 2017-12-13: Is there anything that doesn't turn you ...
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: I'm guessing you've never fucked a baby,... ★7
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: As if anybody on this website would ever... ★1
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10: Or do, if that's really what you're into...
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09: What about stealing cigarettes from a ba... ★1
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09: How do I get a prescription for pot? Ask...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-09: Fact: I can't think of any cheese puns.
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-09: If you could, I'd have a badge that actu...
Comment to comic 4795 on 2017-12-09: Also, her tits are wonky because she has... ★1
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06: Fact: This joke has already been made 3 ... ★7
Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-06: To be fair, we don't know that this guy ...
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-05: Well, it's a wiki, so basically anyone c...
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-05: I mean, I've barely even been on that wi...
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: If he couldn't be bothered to actually d...
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: People still read that wiki?
Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-04: For some reason, I always hope that thes...
Comment to comic 4791 on 2017-12-03: How is that feminist when gender wasn't ... ★1
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: Or you could stop making rcg comics... ★5
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01: But does Explosm also exist in that comi... ★1
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01: I use Gratr. It's like Grindr but for ch... ★3
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01: Honestly though it does feel like some p... ★4
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-01: Totally not gay. ★2
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27: Specifically, he seems to have taken poi...
Comment to comic 4787 on 2017-11-27: Mine is crying because of how lonely it ...
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26: Show me on the doll where he touched you... ★6
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25: I'll take that as a compliment. ★3
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-24: This.
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-22: That might have something to do with the... ★7
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20: Are you a MrFrogman alt? Trust nobody......
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-19: Bucket list: Make a bucket list.
Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19: Wait, doesn't your daughter work for you... ★3
Comment to comic 545 on 2017-11-18: Pretty sure it's Big Bird from Sesame St...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: Damn, I must be spending too much time h...
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-17: I failed on the 1st of November. In fair... ★1
Comment to comic 4777 on 2017-11-15: The fact that "unicorn" is singular and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4776 on 2017-11-15: But sponges don't even have bones.
Comment to comic 4775 on 2017-11-15: The fact that someone other than you fav...
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: My main concern with that would the risk... ★1
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-13: What makes you think you'll get one?
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-13: I don't want to know how that works.
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12: Test comment, please flag.
Comment to comic 4773 on 2017-11-12: Would do, but I don't know the rest of t...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: Mine would be more depressing than any D...
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: I genuinely thought this was about cance...
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-09: Also grammar, it seems.
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Don't worry, things can still get worse.... ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-07: I find this extremely offensive.
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Well, babies do start crying as soon as ...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: I'm sure that was an excellent use of ti...
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Exactly. I know I'm a lazy shit who will... ★1
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: As if anybody here is sane.
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: http://www.explosmsearch.net/search?q=de... ★2
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-04: It would appear that she is obsessed wit... ★5
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Don't remind me. I hate my American cous... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Happier ending: http://explosm.net/rcg/t... ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-03: Flagged for irony. ★3
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: Did you actually just spell "where" as "...
Comment to comic 3443 on 2017-11-01: Millipedes though...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: Butt poaching* ★2
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-01: Or not: http://explosm.net/comics/3374/ ★1
Comment to comic 4103 on 2017-11-01: Link no longer works.
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/3389... ★4
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-30: You cannot kill that which has no life. ★1
Comment to comic 4762 on 2017-10-30: She won't be for long. ★2
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: But you are bleach, so your cum consists...
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: PinoBatch cums knives. ★1
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Yourself, because you love yourself more...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: This is the C&H comment section. Nothing...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-28: Yes, the perfect way to tell my family h... ★2
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: I think the bots are becoming mentally r...
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-25: Am I stupid?
Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25: Not my thing but I'm gonna judge anyway,... ★2
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-25: That level of disappointment is how I al...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Well, what do you call "biscuits"?
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Even Trump doesn't deserve such a horrib... ★1
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: Don't be silly, his pfp hasn't changed a...
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: As a Brit, I find this offensive.
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: There's a difference? ★1
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: It doesn't even have to be a good pfp, j... ★2
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-22: That's what women say to me whenever I t... ★1
Comment to comic 4754 on 2017-10-21: Guess who gives a shit. Hint, nobody. ★5
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: People here generally don't take kindly ...
Comment to comic 4753 on 2017-10-21: Plot twist: The President is Satan! Actu... ★2
Comment to comic 2704 on 2017-10-18: No shit, that's the joke.
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Yes.
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: You expect Donald Trump to have a point?... ★4
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-14: nullion's new pfp. ★2
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Mrfrogman couldn't shut up about getting... ★2
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Indeed it does not. ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: At this point, I feel like my avatar is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Not worth it.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: By that logic, racism doesn't exist.
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-11: Rule 34 part 2: If it exists, you can sh...
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Wouldn't you want to know...
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: Considering that you made fun of a disab... ★1
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: Yep, it was going well until I fell off ...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-07: No... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: Shit, now I'm going to be unable to slee...
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-06: Heh, no.
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: Not only am I extensively trained in una... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: . You think you can get away with saying... ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: What the fuck did you just fucking say a... ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: You didn't even get bottom, but I'm comm... ★5
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: Huh, well your comment wasn't there when...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: I'm useless, but not for long.
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-03: I also love Gorillas, they're my favouri...
Comment to comic 855 on 2017-10-03: Now I am last again.
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: Wait a second, why did the pop-up come o... ★1
Comment to comic 1743 on 2017-10-03: Also, the top left and bottom middle, ju...
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-03: All comics are fappable if you try hard ... ★3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: I wish I had a book... ★3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: What a completely useless superpower.
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Shit! My secret is out. Beep boop. ★1
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: People really need to stop teaching othe...
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: Well, now it looks much better.
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: I think "coprophagic grin" is my new fav... ★1
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Nope.
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-09-30: Not sure, but your profile pic doesn't f...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-30: If was the case, does that count as cons...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-29: The more I think about that sentence, th...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: My penis looks like an Asian pornstar's ...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: I'm willing to bet there's hentai involv...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Cheese!
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Inb4 people start begging for badges...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: I have an Asian pornstar fetish.
Comment to comic 2866 on 2017-09-27: Sexually transmitted, right?
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Unless he was born via caesarean.
Comment to comic 1592 on 2017-09-27: So, rape?
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: I should have known that was you.
Comment to comic 4734 on 2017-09-27: Hey, where did you get a picture of me f... ★4
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: That is indeed what happened to his anus... ★2
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-24: Don't worry, nuclear war will fix that f...
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: That's what you think.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23: U mad bro?
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-23: Well, this is definitely one of the weir...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: I trust this offer more than the one bel...
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: I did not favourite your comment.
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: I actually think I'd rather be a newt th...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: http://www.relatably.com/m/img/homophobi...
Comment to comic 551 on 2017-09-20: poop
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Sorry to disappoint you, but frogs ferti...
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Rule 34 of mute club: well you can figur... ★2
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: The irony here is that if you hadn't inc...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: I am a child who smokes weed. ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: As if anybody here could be classed as "...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: In fairness, he's a bottle of bleach wit...
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-17: As matter of fact, I can. ★2
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16: However, the novelty of doing this has n... ★2
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16: So can I, but the novelty has already wo... ★2
Comment to comic 4721 on 2017-09-16: No, but it does kill millions of your po... ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-16: Nope. ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-15: I am also a butt pirate. ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: Meh. ★2
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: Alternative RCG: http://explosm.net/rcg/...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: I'd say that the real DPH's opinion matt...
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: Comment ★1
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: Bottom
Comment to comic 4725 on 2017-09-12: I've heard that babies masturbate in the...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: Pepperidge farm remembers. ★2
Comment to comic 372 on 2017-09-12: That's my exact fetish.
Comment to comic 429 on 2017-09-11: Depends, some people like that kind of t...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11: Sorry, party's over. You should have bee...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: Squeak.
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: Oh boy, another person fetishizing me......
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: I belong to nobody. But your heart is mi... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: I don't get it...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: This man likes my comment. ★2
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-10: You will be somewhere else. ★5
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10: What happened to comics 4720-4722? I'm t... ★2
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10: Something tells me that this never actua...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Tomorrow it will be Monday? Did I sleep ... ★4
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-09: The privacy of this non-existant comment...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: I'm surprised that anything can do that....
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-09: Well, would you?
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-09: Don't worry, my day was already ruined. ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-09: There can be more than one person called...
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-08: Your profile picture is extremely releva...
Comment to comic 666 on 2017-09-08: (Insert generic comment about this being... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08: Well, I think I've already learnt more t...
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-08: Fuck yeah.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-08: Welp, I just went down the rabbit hole.
Comment to comic 4821 on 2017-09-08: Ok, the gimmick got boring now.
Comment to comic 4820 on 2017-09-08: Not first.
Comment to comic 4819 on 2017-09-06: FIRST
Comment to comic 1000 on 2017-09-06: please
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: See my comment below. I am approximately...
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: A hole to be buried in, for one thing.
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: I plan to kill myself first and then hau... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: Well shit, I can't believe I missed that... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: I don't get the joke. What's the relevan...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Because compared to you, the rest of the... ★1
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05: But his head is an ass...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05: Well, it does seem like we could be on t...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-09-05: Alternatively: http://explosm.net/rcg/au...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Well, have you ever met a dog? Just beca... ★1
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05: Fart
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Well, from what I've heard about apes ta...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: what
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: This comment is not.
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: I'm not sure that the "consent issue" is... ★3
Comment to comic 3513 on 2017-09-05: You mean they're not supposed to look li...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Even if it was possible to teach a dog t...
Comment to comic 4716 on 2017-09-05: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if a good ...
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04: Wait, how does he make dad jokes if he's... ★1
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04: You cannot believe how proud of myself I... ★1
Comment to comic 4715 on 2017-09-04: FIRST!
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03: Well, I think it's fair to say that we'r...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03: Now I want to get banned just to see tha...
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03: As if this place is ever normal. ★1
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02: No, the bar did actually move.
Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-02: Well, turns out yesterday's comic was su...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01: That seems like a pretty major contradic...
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-09-01: Then again, hentai pics seem to be becom... ★2
Comment to comic 2328 on 2017-09-01: Sadly, my frozen heart means they will n...
Comment to comic 4059 on 2017-08-30: Last
Comment to comic 4712 on 2017-08-30: I'm actually enjoying having a running s... ★4
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: I like that you make comments that are s... ★2
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: This man may not be a man. ★2
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: No I will nut .
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: In this case, both lead nowhere.
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Error 404, grammar not found. ★1
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: I'm guessing that by that point they'll ...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Plot twist: it never moves.
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Don't you mean "No you did nut " ★2
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29: Wait, do goats count as furries?
Comment to comic 4709 on 2017-08-29: That link takes me to the login for some...
Comment to comic 4708 on 2017-08-28: Or this: http://explosm.net/rcg/zqddyzig...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-27: Nope.
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: I do, they're just imaginary. ★1
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: So, where do I get a nose like yours? ★6
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: Don't lie. We all know it's you who does...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: This is the worst pun I have ever seen. ★2
Comment to comic 2457 on 2017-08-23: On the internet, nobody knows you're a d... ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23: Nope, I will be last. Also, I still can'...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-23: Hypothetically speaking, you should have... ★2
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Horses don't have tits. They do of cours...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: I'm glad to say that I did not.
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23: Nope ★1
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23: Lets just hope that penis enlargement pi... ★1
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-23: Just because it can answer any question,... ★3
Comment to comic 4705 on 2017-08-22: Possible side-effects include: http://ex... ★5
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22: Or grammar, for that matter.
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22: http://explosm.net/comics/2450/ ★1
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21: You say that as if it would be a bad thi...
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: Well, that also makes no sense.
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: The letter told him his name is Jim? If ...
Comment to comic 4702 on 2017-08-20: So, what juicy drama did I miss last wee...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20: Too soon. But I laughed anyway. I am ter...
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12: You do have genitals on your face, so it...
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-12: Well, I'm here...
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09: You'll be waiting a long time then.
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08: Why not a sex robot video game? ★5
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08: For some reason, this site just gave me ...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08: For a split-second, I thought you were C...
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-07: Error 404: Fuck to give not found. ★4
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-07: With great power comes great responsibil...
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: http://explosm.net/comics/3954/ ★1
Comment to comic 4690 on 2017-08-06: Don't lie, the instructions there were v...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: I think I just found a worse one: http:/... ★1
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: The more I get to know you, the more I r...
Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05: The fact that people have worked out so ... ★2
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: I won't tell anyone, but I might comment...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Yeah, that's not what he meant...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Yeah, I tried that too. But then I haven...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Why?
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: Just when we thought we'd found all the ...
Comment to comic 4688 on 2017-08-04: I'm confused as to why this received so ...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: And by 'erection', I mean 'scarred for l...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: I'm sure porn of that exists somewhere. ...
Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02: First! No wait, that's not how this work... ★2
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01: I however, do not.
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01: You mean to tell me that there are place...
Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-08-01: He clearly didn't do it very well, thoug...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30: Something tells me that after whatever y...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-30: These comments towards me are becoming i...
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-29: Do I get a say in this? I'm guessing the...
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-29: I've heard the exact same joke with gend... ★1
Comment to comic 4683 on 2017-07-28: You're never too old for pedobear.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: You're like an even more annoying versio... ★4
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26: You sound like a bundle of joy.
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26: I'm sure there was a story on reddit som...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: No, but I can... Well, maybe not a giant...
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: Not this fucking comic.
Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25: I like the fact that he correctly spelle... ★1
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-24: Finally, a comic I can relate to.
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: Yeah, Derek was on a couple of days ago ...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23: Well done, nobody gives a shit.
Comment to comic 541 on 2017-07-22: Yes, they do.
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-22: I need to find out how to develop this f...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: You can lead a horse to bleach, but you ...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Joke's on you, I never had opportunities...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Yes.
Comment to comic 2807 on 2017-07-19: Story of my life.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: What about virgin men? What powers do we...
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: How dare you suggest we take comments to... ★3
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: I'm not sure if he's incredibly passive-...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Yes, yes I am.
Comment to comic 609 on 2017-07-18: Well, I guess that explains the username...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: The option for multiple people to flag a... ★2
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-18: Neither is a talking mammoth, but this i... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: I don't know what my badge means, but I ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Since everybody who asked for a badge he...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Are you fucking kidding me?
Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-07-17: Don't be a dick you say... challenge acc...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Having comments deleted by mods actually... ★3
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17: Also, being dead rots the brain. ★2
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Yes, I am. ★1
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: That is not how human anatomy works. Jus...
Comment to comic 4671 on 2017-07-16: Maybe he wants to do it now, and later.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: I read this to the tune of "a partridge ...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07: I actually kind of liked Fruit Week. Bow...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-07: Well, that was unexpected.
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-07: This isn't a bot, he's just parodying a ...
Comment to comic 4664 on 2017-07-05: Wait, how did he get to her doorstep in ...
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05: Profile pic relevant?
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05: That is in fact, exactly what is happeni... ★4
Comment to comic 4662 on 2017-07-05: That was Bowling Ball Week.
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04: Twice
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04: Twice
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-04: Of course not, your house is made of liv... ★3
Comment to comic 4661 on 2017-07-03: First!
Comment to comic 4660 on 2017-07-03: I was gone for a week, missed nothing bu... ★3
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: That's not what he was asking.
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-06-25: Specifically, it says " This comment has...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-25: Seriously? Considering how much hate Dra...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Honestly they would probably be more ups...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Yeah, probably. Happiness doesn't exist,...
Comment to comic 742 on 2017-06-24: This is familiar but I can't remember wh...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: No, his penis is another conjoined twin.... ★3
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-06-24: Well, someone somewhere probably has a f...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: @Agnostic: Well yeah, I kind of gathered...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: @nullion: You can tell I'm not American ...
Comment to comic 2329 on 2017-06-21: Beating up children is generally frowned...
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-21: I am also not afraid to use your dick.
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21: I am never happy.
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21: I think the ability for multiple people ...
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20: You can't change your username, you have...
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-19: Genitalia week?
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19: This kills the testicles.
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19: No, his name isn't Unsolicited Opinion.
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19: Nah, boobs are like pizza. Even when the...
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: Cries
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: I did Nazi that coming.
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-17: I'm at 0%. I can barely even speak Engli...
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-14: Jesus: not well known for stairmaking.
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: I'm guessing you're ok with bestiality t...
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: what
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14: I understood this reference.
Comment to comic 4645 on 2017-06-14: Wait, who are you?
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-13: He mishears "supersex" as "soup or sex" ... ★3
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12: You fuck legos? Whatever floats your boa... ★1
Comment to comic 4643 on 2017-06-12: This is why I'll never had kids. Also, n...
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12: When I posted, there were no other comme...
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12: Exactly. The "is that applesauce?" comic... ★2
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11: Well, shit.
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-11: First! Do I get a badge now?
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11: Sounds like a lot of fun to watch.
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-11: You realise the reason their shirt colou...
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10: I am always thinking of dicks.
Comment to comic 1364 on 2017-06-10: Yes.
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10: You need another hobby.
Comment to comic 4641 on 2017-06-10: Compared to Trump, we're really not doin...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: I really don't get the appeal of anal se... ★2
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: In fairness, I've been in the friendzone...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09: Especially if this is the case: http://e... ★2
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09: Plot twist: He wasn't hallucinating, she... ★2
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09: As a man with small feet, I would just l...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-09: I just realised that we haven't seen Lie... ★2
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07: Turns out he's the hamrapist. http://exp... ★2
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07: Where did the word "cuck" come from, any...
Comment to comic 4638 on 2017-06-06: This is racial stereotyping of food prod... ★2
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-06: You don't have any way to access the int...
Comment to comic 4637 on 2017-06-04: That's my fetish. ★1
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04: I prefer Clorox to you. ★1
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04: Start a gay chain?
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04: As a dairy product, I also take offense ... ★1
Comment to comic 4631 on 2017-05-29: Doctor Baby? ★4
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: You really will fap to anything, won't y... ★1
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: Have you actually seen the movie?
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: I am glad to have created this image.
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: Google is your friend.
Comment to comic 408 on 2017-05-27: Doesn't matter, had sex. ★2
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: Liposuction is a thing, so yeah. ★1
Comment to comic 3378 on 2017-05-27: Nope.
Comment to comic 4308 on 2017-05-27: 100% of people who eat food die, so the ...
Comment to comic 4630 on 2017-05-27: Yo mama so fat... she's not your mother ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26: Did someone say cheese?
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26: Maybe they're the same person. Or maybe ...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26: America already has the death penalty th...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26: I'm not sure I even know what that is.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-26: Yes. Fight me.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24: The fact that they aren't in sinc is ver...
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24: This meme needs to die now.
Comment to comic 4628 on 2017-05-24: Is the second joke here that Trump would...
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24: You can be dead inside at any age.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24: Nope.
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23: In this case, his parents did. ★3
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-23: This may be your most disturbing one yet...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22: Who cares?
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22: Cyanide you say? I'm guessing there is a...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22: Yes. ★7
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21: Yes, she is. ★2
Comment to comic 4624 on 2017-05-21: You and Several Hundred Bees is a battle... ★5
Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20: Just another day in the comment section,...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19: For once, I agree with one of your polic...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: You mean the one that molests women? ★1
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: Shit.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: I understood this reference.
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: As a dairy product (and therefore an ing...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17: Do we have to keep having this conversat... ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: what
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: Alternatively: http://explosm.net/comics... ★2
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a... ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16: I honestly don't know why some people se...
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16: I was kind of hoping the response might ... ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16: Plot twist: I don't deserve a badge. ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15: There's a reason it's called a random co... ★3
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15: Plot twist: It's not even her baby. ★14
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: My feelings about this are summed up by ... ★1
Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-15: Ok seriously, what the fuck?
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14: If you could catch heart disease from on...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: This man is overly offended by my commen...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13: This man does not believe they are actua...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13: This might be an offensive question, but...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12: Why not both?
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12: This is disturbing.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12: Breathing is dangerous. The air is full ... ★3
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12: That's how Autism actually works, so yea...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: Only a small percentage are actually shi... ★1
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: RIP my childhood.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: Ironically, Jocular commented just below... ★2
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: Also, they die after mating, so they mig...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: I can't watch youtube at work so I can't...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: They got you too? Damn.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: Indeed it did.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: For once, your fantasy is at least relev...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: He had a badge before, just not that one...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: I'm still not sure what your current one...
Comment to comic 2558 on 2017-05-10: Life stole mine.
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: I'm just going to sit here and wait for ... ★2
Comment to comic 3036 on 2017-05-10: That's the joke, yeah. ★2
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10: Pretty sure it's just the reflection of ...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: The daily fetish was possibly my favouri... ★1
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: I knew someone would take the bottom fro...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: Then you must prove yourself. When was t... ★1
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: You know where shit comes out of? The bo...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: To shit or not shit, that is the questio...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: No shit.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: The main question I want answered is: Do...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: A gun that shoots dildos sounds like a r...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09: Poor quality.
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-09: Wait, why do you assume we're virgins? O... ★1
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09: You've been around a similar amount of t... ★2
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09: Plot Twist: there are no plot twists in ... ★1
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: Nah, my brain is far more fucked up than...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07: First! Wait, that's not how this works, ...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06: This gimmick is starting to get old alre... ★2
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06: Um, I don't get it...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-06: Well, at least you had one.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: Either that, or he just pulled the numbe...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: Nope.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: This community is probably not the best ...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: Congratulations, nobody cares.
Comment to comic 3253 on 2017-05-05: You can however, expect internet nerds t...
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: They're just giving us a taster of what ... ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: Eh, why not.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: Fuck it, let's give everybody a badge. ★1
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: ....wat
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: Specifically, my life.
Comment to comic 2042 on 2017-05-05: Well, that's better than leaving it to s...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: No, I don't know what you're saying.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Because you like the taste?
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Too far.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: I've heard the term quite a bit on Reddi...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: I think you're too concerned by what peo... ★2
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Wrong? You mean there's another way to d...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Considering that your profile pic is a g... ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Don't ask. You're better off not knowing...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Yeah, we're going to need to see that. F...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: A day? I can only go an hour without mas...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Judgmental Dick himself wasn't even that...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Masturbating at work tends to affect my ... ★2
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Story of my life.
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03: Meh, this joke has already been done bet...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-03: I see no issue with that.
Comment to comic 317 on 2017-05-02: ... and vice versa, in fact. The circle ... ★1
Comment to comic 4230 on 2017-05-02: For some reason, I couldn't stop myself ...
Comment to comic 4609 on 2017-05-02: But dragons are reptiles, you shouldn't ...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02: Simultaneously.
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01: Actually, those aren't bad. If a rcg com...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01: Kinda irrelevant since I'm unlikely to h...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-01: One does not simply kill death.
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: He's literally a skeleton, so it seems f...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: How does he kill people by touching them...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Yes. But so is everyone else.
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Insert comment blaming this on the shitt... ★1
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Well, shit. ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29: I don't know, but maybe?
Comment to comic 1257 on 2017-04-28: Nope, it never came.
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: Nah, nature is awesome. I wish I could d...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: There were still some spam comments on W...
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-04-28: Evolution doesn't really work that way. ... ★1
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-04-28: I will reply at 4:20pm on April 4th next...
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: Fun fact: Turtles can breathe through th... ★1
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: Yep, this shit keeps happening.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Yeah, I wasn't saying I deserve a badge,...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: No, lots of people don't have badges. Li...
Comment to comic 1629 on 2017-04-26: This is the correct response.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26: That clearly isn't a very effective meth...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26: There are no girls on the internet, ever...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26: I'm more concerned that a book on how to...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26: Alright, why not? ★2
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26: You might be colour blind. Or is that go... ★1
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25: Nor a hero in any way, in fact. ★2
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25: Can't fault that logic.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25: Now this would be a good day for the dai... ★1
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: Or is he?
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: ... and then send them to a hell called ... ★1
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he w...
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: I call bullshit.
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: comment
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: bottom
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: have
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: must
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-23: I don't know what is going on here. Thou...
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23: Well, looks like I fucked that up. Never...
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: Of course it's not. Fire is hot, and you...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Unless it could tell the difference betw...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: At this point, the complaints about peop... ★3
Comment to comic 1763 on 2017-04-22: And you never will. (Since you'll never ... ★3
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Wow, you really are a C&H nerd. No offen...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Wait, who are you?
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: He could just use the other hand...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: 37 minutes, an hour, 37 minutes, 43 minu... ★1
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Nope, they went right over my head. ★2
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: I mean, what's the point in commenting j... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: The fact that this is the only comment i... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. The ... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: As did my dick. ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Though having said that, I have also bee...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Who said it was rape?
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: As a newbie, it's pretty strange to see ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: I died on the inside long before I made ... ★5
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: I would almost love to see you get a bad... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: I mean, some people here have jobs, and ... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: All doctors in C&H wear those mirrors ap... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Being active isn't inherently a good thi... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19: Wait, who flagged this? ★1
Comment to comic 2110 on 2017-04-19: Rule 34 of Rules of the Internet, yeah.
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19: Wait, you're not the real Donald Trump? ...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18: I'm pretty new and rather uninteresting,...
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18: You really don't want to know, trust me.... ★1
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17: I'd just like to point out that rabbits ... ★2
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Somehow I knew this would happen.
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Baby ducks also make a cheeping noise. J...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: Shitposting reached a critical mass. Tha...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: If they were going to come back, they wo...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Why do you assume I'm not into that?
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Doesn't matter, had blowjob.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: I would say "they'll be back" but last t...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Seriously though, why would you refuse a...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I'm kinda confused though. Why did only ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I just got a glitch where it says 2 comm...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I just want to watch the world burn.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: RIP you computer. ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I know you are, but what is he?
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Don't pretend you aren't also all the ot...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: But isn't he quite a bit older than her?...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I, for one, welcome our new judgemental ... ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Yeah, I hate myself too.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Ok, that was my fault.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Incest is wincest.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Something tells me they'll be back...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: ... and also a Mother's Day card. ★3
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: But if your mother is past menopause age... ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: There isn't really one, the comics get u...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Yes. ★2
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Trump actually did once say he'd sleep w...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: My mother was a cow, I was born as milk ... ★3
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Yep, nature is weird. It would be simple...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: I've already been in my momma, if you kn...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11: I've realised that I don't want to know ...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: For once, I agree with Trump.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: I hear you. ★1
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: Now that's a superhero/villain origin st...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: Interestingly, he seems to be one of the...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: Also how does he eat and breathe? Many q... ★1
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: I see we have found the theme for this w...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Underpopulation sounds good to me, I don...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Cat, not rabbit: http://explosm.net/comi...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08: That's my fetish. Ok, it's not, but I'm ...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: This is the worst comment you've ever po... ★2
Comment to comic 1637 on 2017-04-07: As are cats. Profile pic relevant.
Comment to comic 980 on 2017-04-07: What the fuck just happened here?
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Outdated memes? Pepperidge farm remember...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: I don't know what that means but I belie...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Reply-hacking seems to have become the c...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Surprisingly, doctors are humans and are...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: I'm not sure you could tell cancer from ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: All he seems to do now is reply-hack to ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Here, have another.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: C&H is a drug.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Something tells me that might be a bad i...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: No. Just no.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: So why was the baby underweight exactly?...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Nobody said it was. Also, nobody cares. ★1
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: Apparently you can.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Sure, why not.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: Every week is shitpost week.
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: The comic obviously. He doesn't have a s... ★5
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04: Seriously, do people even bother to read...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04: maybe
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04: So Genie week is over, I wonder what the...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04: Yes, you are being obvious.
Comment to comic 4444 on 2017-04-04: Doesn't matter, had blowjob.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: Yes I did. Do you have a problem with th...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-04: Yes, you are the first person to notice ...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: Goddamnit.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: In this comic we see genies of several c...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: True, but genies are generally known for...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: Why would anyone question why the genie ...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: Am I the only one who hasn't yet seen th...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: That seems fair.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: He still has two wishes left, he can jus... ★1
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: Well, that escalated quickly.
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-03: These just keep getting more disturbing.... ★1
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: In the grand scheme of things, you've se...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Because you never respond to people you ... ★4
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: The annoying thing is that I originally ...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: I don't know why, but I don't think you ...
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: See yesterday's comic.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-02: Nah, I had that before it was cool.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Welp, people are disgusting. ★1
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Pica pica: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: I just realised that I almost got bottom...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Also, genies have magical powers, pretty...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Gay! Well, somebody had to call it.
Comment to comic 2250 on 2017-04-01: This is the correct response.
Comment to comic 1841 on 2017-04-01: I would like to see you burn a house dow...
Comment to comic 1768 on 2017-04-01: If it's that small, yes it does.
Comment to comic 2714 on 2017-04-01: By Jack C? Who the hell is that?
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-01: Yeah, pretty much.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-04-01: At this moment there are not.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Yes.
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Okay, what the fuck?
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: Nope, just discussions about genetics. C...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: I favorited it. Decide for yourself whet...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: There's apparently a way to delete comme...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: It's surprising how many people don't re...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: A question mark should be put after a qu...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: Doesn't matter, had sex.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31: You did it again.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: Genies, not genes. ★2
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: Relevant: http://explosm.net/comics/1557...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: That sounds like heaven to me.
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: Sure, I got the joke, but it's still spa...
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: The "joke" wasn't funny, it's just spam....
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28: I'm pretty sure a fear of a life without... ★2
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28: Besides, possessing a nuke would be pret...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28: What's his fourth daughter's name? I can...
Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-28: I always assumed genies were like ghosts...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: Please don't give me a badge.
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: Congratulations, nobody cares.
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26: Scaleys? ★3
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24: This happens to me when I talk to women....
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-24: *shook mace
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: I'll wait for Astrophysicist, but someth...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22: Go on... ★1
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22: This isn't even depressing, it's just an...
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22: Username relevant. ★2
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Not okay.
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Nope.
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: Better version: http://explosm.net/rcg/k... ★5
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: Am man, can confirm. ★1
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: I'm sure that if he pisses into the mach... ★4
Comment to comic 3401 on 2017-03-19: Oh look, a casual humblebrag about havin...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: I'm guessing you mean this one: http://e...
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Much better.
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Good job Astrophysicist. ★4
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: Well it's a joke about kids not keeping ... ★2
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: No idea. Glad to know I'm not the only o...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: Yes, yes I would. ★1
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15: Well, that escalated quickly.
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: Are you a pedophile? Your comments here ...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: That at least gives you an excuse, I fee... ★2
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: Shit happens. ★2
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: There have been days when I've spent mor... ★2
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: No, you don't do humour either. ★5
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: I make a couple of edits and get Admin s...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: I also read C&H at work. ★1
Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14: I can't even get some peace and quiet to...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-12: I didn't even know there was an Explosm ...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12: I find it funny that with all the fruit ...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12: If so, I think he should get some nicer ...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11: Damn, my secret is out.
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-11: Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: I'm too tired to try to figure out how t...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Although, there should definitely be a c...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Wait, a bleach bottle and a watermelon a...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Fair enough.
Comment to comic 4422 on 2017-03-10: 360 now.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Speaking of which, I haven't seen him in... ★1
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: I'm ok with that.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Also, some people like the other sort of...
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: I thought this was going to be about a g... ★1
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: I would like to see that.
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: http://explosm.net/comics/908/ ★4
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Oh great, another gimmick I don't know h...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10: Let's be honest, not a lot of Americans ... ★2
Comment to comic 3750 on 2017-03-08: I'm so glad I'm not a woman.
Comment to comic 2084 on 2017-03-08: This makes me wish I had a daughter.
Comment to comic 2628 on 2017-03-08: Wait a second, how do you drink a horse?... ★1
Comment to comic 1607 on 2017-03-08: Story of my life. Yep, I'm the yellow sh...
Comment to comic 1268 on 2017-03-08: How about no?
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: The comic isn't late, Thursday is animat...
Comment to comic 4342 on 2017-03-08: Like this ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Yep. Same with literally everyone in the...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: There is a surprising amount of bestiali... ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: I'd just like to point out how much the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: I'm not going to argue with this logic.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Thanks. Good to know I am not going mad....
Comment to comic 948 on 2017-03-08: Profile pic suddenly relevant.
Comment to comic 2928 on 2017-03-08: Someone needs to teach him the glory of ...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Doesn't matter, he'll turn up anyway.
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: A lot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis... ★3
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Am I going mad, or did they just change ...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: I'm just going to leave this here: http:... ★1
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: The comics before this didn't worry you?...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: For example: http://explosm.net/comics/1...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: Implying that women don't do weird sexua... ★1
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: Jail is better than being eaten, is it n...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: Come on, there has to be a pineapple fet... ★2
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: Sigh... ★3
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: Nobody suspects cheese as a killer eithe... ★5
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07: No, it is not. ★2
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: I see that two people understood this re...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: Who said it will end?
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: But... Oh never mind.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: Still better than half the normal comics... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: Green is not a creative colour. ★5
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: So that's where you profile pic came fro...
Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05: What's odd about that exactly?
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05: I'm just going to sit here and wait for ...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05: So, basically this: http://explosm.net/c... ★3
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05: Also, you shouldn't start a sentence wit...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: Wait, why don't you particularly like me...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: Actually, a lot of psychopaths are relat... ★1
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: Username relevant. ★4
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: TIL I might be a serial killer...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03: Who isn't? ★1
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03: Congratulations, nobody cares. ★2
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03: He does now.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03: What if that happens every time we sleep... ★2
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: Someone apparently does not.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: I'm going to be the last person to figur...
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: No, you just suck.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: 1/10 Rating every single comment is a sh... ★3
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: You're ASCII M4N's alt account aren't yo...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: No shit.
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Seems like fair grounds for divorce. Or ...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Who are you calling boring?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Instructions unclear: penis stuck in jok... ★3
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: No, but everyone else seems to be referr...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: Am I the only one who wasn't sure if tha...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: I don't get it...
Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27: You should be.
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-26: Literally anyone > Rainbow Star ★1
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-26: Having your cum be molten lava would pre... ★1
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: Yes shit.
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-25: Or was it...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Yeah, none of those are things that Trum...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Poor thing starved to death.
Comment to comic 855 on 2017-02-25: last
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Then it is decided.
Comment to comic 4340 on 2017-02-25: Doesn't matter, had sex.
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-25: How about no?
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-25: There are an incredible amount of recent...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-02-25: By that logic, you just called yourself ...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: I'll wait for the fetish guy to get here...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Uhh, what?
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: No, you suck.
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-25: I'm pretty sure you accidentally reveale...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24: In fairness, I haven't been here that lo...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24: Like every doctor in C&H, it seems.
Comment to comic 1912 on 2017-02-22: No. Just no.
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: LL: Yes, yes I did.
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: So you're telling me that if I get tons ... ★1
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: I am not actually a killer cheese. Or am...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: Maybe he wasn't the worst, but that's no...
Comment to comic 4075 on 2017-02-22: Nope
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: It doesn't, that's why he's crazy.
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: I'm still not entirely sure we can trust...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: Also, why did I refer to a bottle of ble...
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22: Also, how does he speak if he has no mou...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22: ... and they never will. Then again, nei...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22: Starts spamming? All they've done is spa...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22: Well for one thing, when people ship you...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: He does not have an office.
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: Ok then. ★3
Comment to comic 2960 on 2017-02-21: Comment number 5. For no reason other th...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: Never watched that, don't want to.
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: Who the fuck even are Ricky, Julian and ...
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: That, and the fact that he's clearly bad... ★2
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: No parrots. 4/10. ★3
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: Except he's wearing a green shirt. ★2
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: No. Just no.
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Yes I did.
Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21: This might be the guy from the previous ... ★2
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: I'll just leave this here: http://explos... ★2
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Now I realise why people hate you. ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: That may be the most depressingly relata...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Next you'll be telling us that you aren'... ★1
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: What? Why?
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21: Did you just assume that I assumed that ...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20: Did you just assume Siri has a gender? ★6
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-20: Me irl
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: As a Brit, I'd just like to point out th...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19: Not that I'm complaining. Parrot Joke of...
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18: How many people do we need to kill to ge...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Don't need to, he is the joke. ★3
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: I didn't even notice you were gone.
Comment to comic 3835 on 2017-02-17: Still waiting. ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: I both love and hate this joke in equal ... ★2
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: We need to find out who keeps breeding t... ★4
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: Don't worry, I'm dead to myself too. ★4
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17: No, we don't all know how that turned ou...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: I'm ashamed to admit I didn't even notic...
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: You can't tell me what to do.
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: The lemming thing is a myth, by the way....
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: That's your alt account, isn't it? ★1
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17: There really is a fetish for everything,... ★1
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17: They don't? Hmm, maybe I should get that... ★1
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17: Yeah, I guessed that was what you mean. ...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-17: Is there a reason people keep saying tha...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: I am, just like every year... ★1
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: You don't even want to know what is in m...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: I'd also like to point out a grammatical...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: Ok, maybe I wasn't entirely accurate. Pa...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: What the fuck
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: You've been being less obvious recently....
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: Or this: http://explosm.net/comics/4534/...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-15: I think what he's saying is that if they...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: Birds don't actually have penises. Just ...
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: Wait a sec, how does a homeless man even...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13: I always want to see the daily fetish po...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12: Love is shit. Trust me, I know.
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12: This is pretty much the least romantic p...
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-12: Stupid fish. ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: So, like this? http://explosm.net/comics...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: This almost makes me want to start watch...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: That was not what I was expecting.
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-12: It could probably just push the tree dow...
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: I await your post about cake fetishes. ★3
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: Pretty sure any domain you share with a ...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: Not obvious enough.
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: I love noodles.
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: Once. Am I doing this right? ★7
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: A poor decision still counts as a decisi... ★2
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-11: How about no.
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: ... checks anyway ...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: Oh boy, this will be fun...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: Is it supposed to be a green frog? If so...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: Yep, we just don't care.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: That also works.
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: Goddamnit, don't remind me of this shit....
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: So Batman likes to fuck garbage? Interes...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: I don't really get why there is so much ...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: Suddenly I really want to see what sex b...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: You suck.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Story of my fucking life.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: There is no such thing.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: To be cool, all you need to do is do eve...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07: This is spam
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07: Why not both?
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06: That's my fetish.
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04: Me too, except that I'm still too ugly e...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: Fuck it, I'll just become a zombie.
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: I love the feeling of "what the fuck am ...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: The absolute madman. ★1
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: Or maybe someone cut down loads of trees...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: A true magician never reveals his secret... ★3
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03: Also, hate sex is awesome. Or so I've he... ★1
Comment to comic 1700 on 2017-02-03: Yes and no. They aren't quite the same t...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03: This doesn't even make sense as a pun, s...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03: Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend again... ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03: I so wanted this to be a real link.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Yeah, that's pretty much what I was goin...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: I can't wait for the notes with Trump on...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Also, an Irishman wouldn't call it a "pa...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Nope, still not similar.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Not sure if you noticed my sarcasm.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Also, sorry for flagging you a couple of...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Yes, they do.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: How odd, what makes you think that?
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: I actually miss the Bowie references. Co... ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: I'm guessing that's how you ended up in ...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: For me it's just called being a lazy slo...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: I think you may have explained why the d...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: An awesome dicknose, we should add.
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: Well, his grandmother died. I guess he's...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: TFW no money and no kids.
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: I don't get it...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: I feel like this was perhaps part of his...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: We are all cringing right now. ★2
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: Regarding the Kit Kat one, what? Where d... ★1
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31: Orange is the new black. ★1
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31: Seriously, who favourited this?
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30: I feel like he might just be playing a c...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30: Flagged comments for deletion so others ...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: I feel like on some level, I'm going to ...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-30: Yep, this was my first thought too. Seem...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: no u
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28: That would count as assuming a gender th...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28: Sounds a lot like my girlfriend.
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28: Wait a second. If he lost his tie, does ...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Pretty much half the comments are compla...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Quality comeback right there.
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28: Like shit.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Oh don't worry, I know exactly what she ...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27: Ok then.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27: I did not need to know that. ★2
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27: I already made that joke.
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27: How dare you talk about my mother like t...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: True, I didn't think of that.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: That so did not answer my question.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: You really want to be in the UK? Brexit ... ★1
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: Yes, very bad.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: Out of a cannon. Into the sun.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: Seems you never learnt in the first plac...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27: Wait, why would he drink himself to deat...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Sounds serious.
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Maybe he's really shit at his job, or ma...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Wtf is with your profile pic?
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: Specifically, microwave radiation, hence...
Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25: Yep, that's how this place works. ★3
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: Wow, you have pics of tons of random cra...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: I don't even think this is a sex thing, ...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25: If you made relatively normal comments l...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25: Huh, I only just now realised what the l...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: Remember when people didn't feed trolls ...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: Thanks for the enlightenment. We've all ...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-24: ok then
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Probably more than I've talked about dil...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Ah shit, they're breeding. ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: what
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Your day-to-day conversations must be in...
Comment to comic 1768 on 2017-01-23: Me irl
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Nope, he's a guy who's been trolling her... ★1
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: By the way, pencil "lead" isn't actually...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: Was expecting a dick joke. I am disappoi...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: That is something I would like to see.
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: You're welcome. Also, your profile pic j... ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: I favorited all the comments. Be the her... ★3
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Yep, that too. Because we all talk exact...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21: Implying they didn't shoot things before... ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Now you know what Brexit felt like.
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: Well, mine is. I don't know about you.
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: No, his penis changes into a face. ★3
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: You guys need to get a life.
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: ...and thus I was forever banned from C&...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: Nope, I'm not funny enough. Thought that...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: China was founded by black people? Somet...
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20: I want some of what you're having.
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: If your butt looks like that, you should...
Comment to comic 770 on 2017-01-18: No, he shat out bees. That should be obv...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-17: Or he just thinks it's cold because he c... ★2
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: You mean ass an in a donkey, right?
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Actually now that I think about it, ther...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16: No, you are not. ★8
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16: Are those even puns? They just make no s...
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-16: This may be the first dog comic where so...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: But why? I'm a newbie here, so I genuine...
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: "That's not how Foam-Finger-Gay-Sex work... ★1
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: ... and sometimes, my dick. ★1
Comment to comic 66 on 2017-01-14: What.
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-14: You suck at commenting. ★2
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-13: 6) What were they going to arrest him fo...
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-13: Yes.
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: Everything.
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: Even being known for being boring would ...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: There can only be one.
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: Quality comment right here. ★1
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: I'm too boring to get a badge. Then agai...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10: Yes. He just wanted a friend, was all.
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: What did I just read?
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Nope, still makes no sense.
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02: As an offering to the gods of C&H, here ...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02: To the join the C&H community. Well, tha...