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1516 comments (2016-10-24 – 2019-07-09) to 227 comics
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Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

5 comics since Kris made one... is that ... ★5

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

That’s all great until he’s on the recei... ★3

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-08

They’re replacing him with Matt. ★4

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-08

You mean they’re not the same person? He... ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Anyone else think it’s an April Fools da...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

That dude needs to stop being such a pus... ★6

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

Oooh, looks like there’s some tension in... ★3

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-16

RIP Jah ★3

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Thought I’d make an appearance for the 5... ★5

Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-20

Sounds like one busy gas station.

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Really? Could you demonstrate this for u...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09

Ignoring this shithole of a comments sec...

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

I haven’t seen a shitshow like this sinc... ★1

Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08

Shit, y’all are being impersonated. Than... ★1

Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20

Nobody can find Waldo because I whited h...

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

Uh, no they haven’t.

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

Yes, because all good men rape kids, rig...

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-20

You know why it’s so rare? You have to b...

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

*One of the legendary blank badges I’m t...

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

No, but I have black friends. That count... ★2

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

Judging by that comment, he at least wan... ★2

Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-19

I say we replace Waldo in all Where’s Wa... ★2

Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-12

The one your parents should’ve used. ★4

Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-12

Hol’ up. They brought dicks and shivs?

Comment to comic 4862 on 2018-02-26

He’s been spending his time better by do... ★2

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

He basically said on Reddit he got kicke... ★1

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

Frogman has been out of the comments for...

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

Christ, have you even read Cyanide and H... ★3

Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14

Uh, yeah he was.

Comment to comic 1913 on 2018-01-15

Decoration.

Comment to comic 4758 on 2017-10-25

New pfp for Halloween, pretty scary one ...

Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-24

No we don't, we have the comments sectio... ★2

Comment to comic 4714 on 2017-09-03

Did your account get banned? Derek will ...

Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-08

Is the sex robot still an option?

Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08

He thinks he's special for commenting on...

Comment to comic 4689 on 2017-08-05

For future reference, never ask ASCII M4... ★4

Comment to comic 4687 on 2017-08-02

Roses are black, violets are black, ever... ★3

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

Well, the people who actually, as you sa...

Comment to comic 4685 on 2017-07-31

I would be perfectly happy to snap at yo...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28

Don't start with me, boy.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

That's the only grammatical error you co...

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Neither is your Grammar, apparently.

Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-26

Neither, because Sith take on completely...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

He likes his commenters like his coffee:...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

I'd wager a good 3/4-7/8 of 'em. ★1

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

Today, he frequents explosm.net as a com...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-26

I will kill you if you didn't self-favor...

Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25

You should take a vacation. To a slaught...

Comment to comic 4680 on 2017-07-25

It's a secret to everyone.

Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23

You must not have seen the days when eve...

Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-23

Shoulda just said you're Italian.

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22

Do you remember what happened last time ...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-21

What're you whinin' about now?

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

Either a bot that someone thought would ...

Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21

Boy there is a Discord group already. ★1

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19

Grumbles about dislike button

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

But that would be less funny than what t...

Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19

How to get into older users' good graces...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

@TMH Yes, yes they would. sniffles

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

ahem My suggestion about the dislike but...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

This is why no one joins Discord. ★3

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

Your very first.

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

It think this one is Derek saying "Fuck ... ★2

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18

@nullion Neither. It's cyanide.

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Ah, the old comment commendation. From b...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Which account are we talking about here?...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Oh, by the way, is there actually a reas...

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

So long as we can agree on who would mod... ★1

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

No, in all seriousness, how about a genu... ★6

Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-17

Oh, I heard about this. Ummm, uhhh, can ...

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Um... Am I supposed to take that as a co...

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

The blue-turned-red badge club? Hurray.

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

This comment killed my badge, and probab... ★1

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

What is this new one? Looks like a fuggi...

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Ha RIP my blue badge. ★2

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Confirmed: Death plays Resident Evil. Ma...

Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17

Good to know this place still sucks. Not...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

cough cough delete button cough cough

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Take out the "about this website" part a...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

See: Pretty much every comment Stain pos...

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

This is why people don't join.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Twitter in a nutsack.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Talk, dammit. We don't bite.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

Heh, you'd know a lot about that.

Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-08

You're talking gibberish, Stain.

Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28

Ran Completely Out of Creative Talent So... ★2

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Please spare me from these awful puns.

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Hehehe... If you rearrange a letter in "... ★4

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

No bowling jokes?

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Who said they're dicks?

Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27

Why, is that a problem?

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-24

But, yes, 'tis true. We spend our time o...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

Wow... Recognition. Haven't gotten that ...

Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23

You remind me of my first pfp.

Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12

No arms week?

Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02

Well, you DO have quite similar typing p...

Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-28

*Whomst'd

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

Actually, the headshots could be why the... ★2

Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24

A Nazi flag and a bowl of dry cereal.

Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-23

Is that what Southerners put on their sl... ★1

Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22

Huh. Last I checked, Jackie was the only...

Comment to comic 4623 on 2017-05-20

My guess is that they were IP banned, me...

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19

Actually, JD did join once (or someone p...

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-17

I like my women like my wine. Eight year... ★2

Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17

Is... is that a Supernatural reference?

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-17

Me too.

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-17

Or possibly that Porygon is a special Po...

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-17

I guess Hitler wanted to catch 'em all.

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Welcome back, my second favorite Grammar...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

A little late now. It's ok, live and lea...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Aye, you too, bud.

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

http://explosm.net/comics/4507 ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

You've said you will cut your comment co... ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

They probably have better Grammar than y... ★1

Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16

Touch yourself. ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

cuts line It's ok, you fit right in.

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

There's a reason you can put children up...

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

This is why people hate you. ★1

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Ahem. ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

I don't just scroll past because of the ... ★2

Comment to comic 4620 on 2017-05-16

Judgement Day killed him, I believe.

Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15

Crucify him!

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-14

The same as it is now. ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Something your parents forgot. ★11

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Not in prison.

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Lies. ★1

Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13

Actually, it's Wade Fucking Wilson. ★3

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

@Zog "superedgy".

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12

What do you call a psychic midget on the... ★3

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

Ooh, new badge. I like it.

Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-10

So much copy/paste...

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05

That's the joke.

Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03

A Myth.

Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29

Cigarette butt. ★2

Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28

gasps

Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25

Just not as BS3.

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

Uhh... W-What makes you think that?

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

If it ain't brown, don't bring it around...

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

You are not Lieutenant Obvious.

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

I don't care. ★2

Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24

No shit.

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

Sure...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

I think tungsten lightbulbs aren't reall...

Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22

I guess I missed this...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

He kinda is... I will say, he's gotten a...

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

How about no?

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

Oh, shit.

Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22

You're excused. ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

I thought we were an autonomous collecti... ★5

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21

Was that a reference?

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

This seems to be relevant: https://m.you...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

You're doing fine. From what I've seen, ...

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Beautiful.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

I strongly approve of this.

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

In other words, I commend your comment, ... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

I was just thinking about this. Look bac... ★2

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

@Dph I made a theory about this not too ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Plenty of people who deserve badges don'... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

Are you fucking kidding me right now? ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

How come you never say anything? You're ... ★1

Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-19

We can't say on here, we'd like to preve... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

@SS Another one?

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

I don't particularly mind those virus li...

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Ok, homie.

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19

Ow, my dick!

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

Meh. There's better.

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

cough cough Pino cough cough ★2

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

I have... mixed feelings about Judgement... ★1

Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-18

Are we referring to each other by our ba...

Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-17

Green? I was thinking more red... ★2

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17

I don't think there was a necessity for ...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Hey, welcome to the light blue club! Bet...

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

This is why you should have a badge. ★1

Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16

Wow, you must be really smart.

Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16

Who went and liked every comment? (I don... ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Pretty sure it's purely coincidental tha...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

I hope so. I mean, this isn't the first ...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

I almost cried seeing the Death Panel ba...

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Finally. Welcome to the club, homie! (P....

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

First we have the they-who-must-not-be-n... ★1

Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14

Zog? Is... Is that you?

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I'll say this one time, and one time onl... ★6

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Derek saved the comment section.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

The number of comments on here scares me... ★2

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Yes. Please come back.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Hail Hydra?

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Yup.

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Who names a band after the assassinated ...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

The comment section is a changing place....

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Red is the only one we're certain of (Do...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

You can either shitpost for red, or make...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

I thought Dragon was going to say it. Bu...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12

Good on you. Hope you can actually contr...

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

Why does this sound familiar.

Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12

Waiting for it.

Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11

Fun fact: You aren't supposed to put any...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-10

Or not, you actually got a badge. A dece...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-10

You should play it.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-10

Because I had no doubt you know it.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-10

And Soothsayer.

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10

Yeah, but he's not fin ished yet! ★3

Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09

Haven't they done stuff like this before...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

@Zog Not true, I know Kris has assigned ...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-09

"Decent".

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09

Was... Was that a reference? If it was, ...

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

Thanks for thinking of me! ★3

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

When you write out the date would you pu...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

I can disprove this.

Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08

You called?

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

Improper fraction? That's a proper fract...

Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08

To label them. And maybe to point them o...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

New pfp uploaded. Can anyone guess what ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

It didn't change, did it?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Me too. Speaking of which...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

It does, we just forget to mention it. ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

I'm on level 34. Which one are you at?

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

You changed your pfp? That's new.

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

You don't seem to get that no badge at a...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07

Hey look, you got a badge!

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

http://explosm.net/comics/3059/ ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Ratified. ★1

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Sooth didn't technically "leave", she wa...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

You forgot to mention me in the "forgot ...

Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05

Interesting.

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Yeah, but have you seen shipping costs f...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

"Hiatus" ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

[This comment is only available to Daedr... ★1

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

Yep. Love the reference.

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

I have a feeling I know what this is...

Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05

I'll have to use my Space Core pfp again...

Comment to comic 793 on 2017-04-04

Because he "left".

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

If we're going to have themed weeks, can... ★2

Comment to comic 4022 on 2017-04-04

I think you have them confused with agin...

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

Because they're assholes. ★1

Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04

I haven't either, and I don't want to.

Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03

Jennie who?

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-03

Shhhhh... ★2

Comment to comic 996 on 2017-04-03

Looks like that guy's dating hopes were ...

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-03

Ted Bear 3 was disappointing. It was pre...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-02

I wouldn't want to see their version of ...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-02

@Noodle I blame all of the newer comment...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-02

Uhh.... Blue Shell?

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Fastest badge I've ever seen anyone get....

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

Obviously.

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

(Or is he?)

Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02

He's a guest writer.

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

No, but we have a Weak Community.

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

A theme helps avoid running out of ideas...

Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01

Haha, classic.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Reminded me that I should probably start...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

I would, but I'm too stupid to set a gif...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Actually, it's only the 30th for us peop...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

@ProfessAdeath No mistakes here. If you ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Might I suggest adding a genie lamp in y...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

@DBC You're right, mascots don't make pe...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

And with one comment, this person got mo...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

GENE WILDER. ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

This is the C&H call to arms.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

Actually, I just realized I've never had...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

slow clap

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-31

*Used dildo

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

@ASCII I know what fugly means.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Must be Canadian.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

@ProfessAdeath It's not Gene Week, it's ...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

What would Gene Week include? Willy Wonk...

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Fake news.

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

http://explosm.net/comics/3021/

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

No, Gene Wilder (RIP). ★1

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Not vocally, anyway. ★3

Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29

Uh, no one brought up basketball. Beside...

Comment to comic 4579 on 2017-03-29

Don't need to look at the link for this....

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28

Proof that ad placement sucks: https://w... ★1

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28

Throwing cats in the garbage makes you f... ★1

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

L ooks as if I missed bo t tom comment. ★1

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Huh. Onomatopoeia is the only word I can...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Is it bad I know how to spell onomatopoe...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

;)

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

Yes it has. Glad my suggestion was incor...

Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27

I like daily phobias, actually. Probably...

Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27

crickets chirping

Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26

The days just drag on now, huh? ★1

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

3 Chipotle burritos and the Quran. ★1

Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25

And one that isn't 8 years old.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Maybe, ask Eazy-E's doctors.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Loud hiss

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

You mean you spam. ★2

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

Don't hate on MGW. ★1

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

He does have it in the gif, it's mostly ...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-24

You seem to fall more under "sporadicall...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

See for yourself: https://pineight.com/c...

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Hey, long time no see, eh? ★2

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Thanks for pointing that out, the new pf... ★2

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Zog is currently on "hiatus".

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Or a Dick Squid.

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

(No hate here, just pointing this out.)

Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22

Congratulations. You managed to spam you...

Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-22

And he's holding a tortoise.

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

A real real professional cries when he c...

Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22

Might want to wash that first. ★2

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

If we're not talking NBA 2k, I ain't tal...

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20

Spell Lana backwards.

Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19

What a gamble. ★2

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

@lL Pino refers to that link all the tim...

Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19

http://explosm.net/comics/837/

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

Yes.

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

Extra horny. ★1

Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17

Reminds me of a joke.... If you don't pa... ★1

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

No, too early for that.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Liking the new pfp.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Considering the fact they copy and paste... ★1

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Might mean there's a mini today.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Ever played TFTB? Zer0 is fucking badass...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

And a blunt.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Thank y0u.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Nah, by talking like a g0th pers0n/t0tal...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

Why n0t?

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

N0t sure. I'm just g0ing t0 g0 with repl...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15

A yamaka and a box of McDonald's fries. ★4

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Maybe with my current pfp I'll actually ...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Y0u called? ★1

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

In case no one has guessed, (or cares, t...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Damn.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

New pfp up soon, first person to guess i...

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Is it a super sledge? ★2

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Don't you mean all of Europe?

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

Reminds me of a joke.... Why was the mus... ★8

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

No. I could go on for hours on why this ... ★1

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

No, probably younger.

Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14

And atomic bombs. ★2

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-14

I read it. Ouch.

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-14

Needs work. A lot of it.

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-14

No, you mean so he doesn't escape and he...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-14

And sit in the car while it runs.

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

My turn. I'm going to cause an Ebola out...

Comment to comic 4565 on 2017-03-14

I don't want to set the world on fire......

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

Do you need the rapist?

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

It's his brother's. No, better yet, his ...

Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13

A Cyanide and Happiness comic. ★1

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

You just earned yourself three weeks in ...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

God damn it. That was the one comic I fo...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

Don't talk about homosexual reptiles lik...

Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12

If it's theirs, I doubt it'll be very in...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

....

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

How much you charging this time?

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

Hands to yourself, sneak thief.

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-11

In a realm of Oblivion owned by Daedric ...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Nice try. ★1

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

And it was flagged. ★1

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

You cheddar be careful what you wish for...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

Sounds like a gay suicide cult.

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

I have a question about this but I'm kin... ★2

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

I don't think any C&H commenter will eve...

Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10

By being cool.

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

I assume you mean Fallout? Another great...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

Already know what this is...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

Slow clap

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-10

"Blessings of Akatosh upon ye!" ★1

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Haha.

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Did you just ask us who you hate? How th...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Launches Soviet missile into space to ki...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

GLaDOS. Even if you run on 1.1 volts, yo...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

If Hi-kick is really the first person to...

Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08

http://explosm.net/comics/2891/

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Haha, true. Egyptian mythology is actual...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

I will! Gets shot ★5

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Maybe tomorrow they'll do a coconut that...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Horny Russian Roulette?

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08

Just being cheeky. Be more specific.

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

SMITE is probably my favorite free game,...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Drink Tide. ★5

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

A bipolar durian?

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Are you trying to say... There's a fetis...

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Country?

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

Greek mythology is by far my favorite.

Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-07

I hope you didn't mean what is mythology...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

(Actual size) ★1

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

This is probably the only time I've live...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you...

Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06

The fruit or the bird?

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06

Astro, I meant to ask, have you seen my ... ★4

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

You don't choose the fetish. The fetish ... ★4

Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05

Still better than half the comics. ★6

Comment to comic 4558 on 2017-03-05

He did shower many times a day.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-05

Thank you.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-05

Shesus? ★2

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04

Looks at next comic Huh. ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-04

610? That's m- Wait, nevermind.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Is that all you can cook?

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

How about a deacon?

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Four.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Not if they are normal.

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04

Oh.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

Never reply to one of my comments again.... ★3

Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-03

C needs to change his pfp now.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

I would definitely do that if it was pre...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

No, I'm in the mood for another pfp chan...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

Nothing I have to edit and no gifs.

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

Pfp suggestions?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

Depends on how good you are at it. ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

And I thought vaping couldn't be more ga... ★4

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

Maybe each episode takes place in a para... ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

All of those people have been around in ...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-03

The one thing you say that I actually pa...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Me (roleplaying as myself).

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Obese Maurice? He was more fat-turned-in...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Is it a sweatshop?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

What happens if it goes on a dead person...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Super mutants?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Don Guanella?

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Carrots or Stephen Hawking? ★1

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

Well, considering her name is actually C...

Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01

I like your style.

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

And I have a full set of titanium plated...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Why am I tempted to turn N.W.A.'s "Fuck ...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

@lL Conga!

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Wouldn't that start to hurt? ★1

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Ni! ★2

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

You mean the thing that bitch Parker Qui...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Everything starts somewhere. We wouldn't...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Why do we listen to Simon, huh? What has... ★4

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-03-01

Ladies first. ★1

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-03-01

Ha, fucking loser. All the cool kids hav...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-03-01

Look in the mirror. ★2

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

Damn, you got a lot of favorites on this...

Comment to comic 4555 on 2017-03-01

For one, there's a magical thing called ...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

They can fire two pebbles!

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

I'm beginning to think the improper gram...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-28

The show was my childhood. The movie was...

Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28

The Bible isn't PG. It talks about rape ... ★2

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Yeah, in the show, they needed a source,...

Comment to comic 4553 on 2017-02-27

Maybe he is the Avatar.

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-26

But you can do basic meth. ★1

Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-26

Good question.

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

I think too many new people are joining ...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

Because Cancer is the best out of all of...

Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26

http://explosm.net/comics/4052/ ★3

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

@God_ I thought I was supposed to become...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

No. No no no no no. No. No. True, but ju...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-24

I see it.

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

We don't already? ★2

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

Huh?

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

Yeah, all you have to do to get rid of h...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

You're getting shipped. To China. You ha...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

He is the creator. I don't think he coul...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-22

I waited like 2 months.

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

He was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He ke... ★4

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Checkers for ownership of Hell?

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Dramatic Nord music plays

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Not true. I know some people got tags by...

Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-22

Gee, wonder how you would know that...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Google?

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Is that possible? And wait what role- Oh...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

You are either very bad at making opinio... ★1

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Is the song Half-Life 3's soundtrack? ★2

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

No, but he forgot the existence of Gramm...

Comment to comic 4549 on 2017-02-21

Planned? Conspired? Caused by George Bus...

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

My exact first thought.

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

You can ask someone in the world to actu...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-21

Huh?

Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-02-21

Fact: blue4029 is an asshole. No argumen... ★6

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20

Yes.

Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20

Pretty sure the name "Rotten Tomatoes" c... ★1

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Wait, I have a new name for my shotgun i... ★1

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

Obviously you've never killed someone wi...

Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20

I hate when that happens. ★1

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

http://explosm.net/comics/3059/

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

I noticed that too, though I don't think...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

And then three and a half miles south of...

Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18

The tan (or is it green? I can't tell) b...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Song. Maybe I'll listen to it.

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

I'll never eat cheese again. Nah, I will...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Huh. I always thought it was strange tha... ★2

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

@Dph Jesus, those comments seem to... Dr... ★2

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Is this Mad Libs? Uhhh, Saggy.... Leg? I... ★1

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

Uhh, he spelled yours wrong, forgot to c...

Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-17

This looks like something I'd see in the...

Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15

Dammit.

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

God dammit, I saw this coming (cumming?)... ★1

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Heard this one too much in the past week...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

Dragonborn in Fallout. I hate fucking an...

Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14

I hate those kind of messages. Does it s...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

Anything's handwriting is better than mi...

Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13

She said no.

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Yes.

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Anyone else notice that there seems to b...

Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12

Damn.

Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11

Meh, I realized a while ago that the Bib...

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

You know, that pfp matches my tag.

Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08

No need for him to trash himself like th...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Will medical marijuana become legal?

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Oh.

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Now I want everyone to hear these next w...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08

Thank God Preston Garvey was glitched fo...

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

He's probably a dad.

Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07

Is that... Mostly correct Grammar? Where...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

Damn. I'm not living up to my pfp.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

You will be baked. And there will be cak...

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

And this was done below↓.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

*Marie

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

It's probably her ex.

Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07

"A French queen" he says. You mean Marie...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Twice.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

I've heard this one.

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Especially with the explosives perk (for...

Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04

Calm down you pneumonoultramicroscopicsi...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

@BS Me too... I'm not racist, am I?

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

This comment proves that you don't know ...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Maybe. Yes. Depends. Not well enough.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

Maybe I'll go to that meet- Oh, shit.

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

@MxM Who?

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03

What's the? NEVER

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

@NS Yes, but what does it mean?

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Haha.

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Ah, Cards Against Humanity. When you get...

Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01

R.I.P. ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

*Ted Cruz ★1

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

What the hell is an Explosm?

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

Wait, that was- Nevermind. I should've f...

Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01

It comes from the word svastika , meanin...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Says the person with a dicknose. ★1

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Is it just me or does the editing on the... ★2

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

By the way, this pfp is actually from th...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

I just did not too long ago, and I don't...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Beat me by 10 minutes...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Anyone else notice that pfp changes have...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Nah, the opposite. A constipated day.

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Another pfp change! Thoughts?

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31

I pointed this out before. His response ... ★1

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31

Still waiting for a response to that rep...

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31

Can I just sit quietly during the conver...

Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31

Did you know there is a website that let... ★1

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

Apparently, yes.

Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30

I think I speak for the whole community ... ★3

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-29

Probably your least shitpost-y comment. ...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Yeah, he'd be putting another flag on th... ★1

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Same thing happened to my grandmother ov...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

And Polio!

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Don't talk to me about racism. ★2

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someon...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

I need it.

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Not anymore. ★3

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Your brain cells do the opposite.

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

So, take a shot every Matt Melvin comic?...

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

"Get your quality shit right here!" ★1

Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29

Explain how a lot of black kids don't ev... ★2

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

yawns ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

He's orange. ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

Did you ever run behind her and push her...

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

People don't understand abbreviations. ★1

Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28

This is a well known fact.

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

You're just a gay with a dick in his man...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Not sure where you're getting the "gay" ...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Nah, no reason to, nothing changed excep...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

@C Not a fan of axes, I prefer swords or...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Personally, I like hacking things to dea...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Yup! I figured it was probably the most ...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Oh shit is it up already?

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

New pfp up soon. First person to guess w...

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Swallows carrying coconuts?

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-27

Wait, did this happen to involve crossbo... ★3

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

..-. ..- -. -. -.-- --..-- / - .... .- -...

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

"I fucking hate it." http://explosm.net/... ★1

Comment to comic 4526 on 2017-01-25

It's kind of odd that you disappeared be... ★3

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25

@BS (Hehe, perfect initials) Have you he...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25

*Gandhi Shit, that's probably my first u...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-25

I guess I should've figured.

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

http://le-miiverse-resource.wikia.com/wi...

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Not Half Life 3 specifically, but the fa... ★1

Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25

Tried to think of a quote from Fallout N...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

Well, it says playlist, so it can't be a...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

No, really?

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

By the Nine! What kind of nutjob worship... ★1

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

You mean John Battman?

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Occasionally it's useful. I, personally,...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

@SJ No, it was lead before. It's just no...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Was the "to extinct" part sarcastic? Bec...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

@Pino Wood it really matter? ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

No, but an extra chromosome is a sign th...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

He will be speared? That's kinda harsh, ... ★2

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

My phone pretty much corrects everything...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Pretty sure everyone knows this.

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

It referred to a cannon. Most nursery rh...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Actually, Humpty Dumpty wasn't originall...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

There's a delete button.

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

It would be more realistic if it was a k...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Sounds like some Ghandi shit here. If th...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

No, a black star would be Kanye West. Or... ★1

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Whoops.

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

Nah, it doesn't seem like a typical suic...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

I like your idea better. ★3

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

That still doesn't explain your extra ch...

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

He died a year ago, retard. ★4

Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23

You weren't around yet when the last bad... ★7

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

Aha. I get it.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

Meh, I'm waiting until April on Washingt...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

I'm pretty sure there were a few that we...

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

*9 undeserved favorites

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

Nah, that's not the link.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23

It's sarcastic stupidity.

Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22

So you could climb through the windows a... ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

That's his name? I never knew that.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

The whowolves? ★1

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22

Oh. Makes sense now.

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

You know, if you had a word starting wit...

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

http://explosm.net/comics/4291/

Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-21

http://explosm.net/comics/4291/. I never...

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Correction: Our new President is orange,... ★3

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Well, today was a historic day for Ameri... ★2

Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21

Who's this Noone and what do they have a... ★2

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

@lL I think you're the apprentice here.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Was I late again? Shit.

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

You have 90% of the cities in Pennsylvan...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

Nah, It wasn't them. It was the Chinese ... ★2

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

It fits as well as you fit in this comme...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

I'm sure it was intentional. It's too cr...

Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-20

@C Your aliderit.

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

@N This is Hi-kick we're talking about. ...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

I don't...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Hi

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Again? I told you I can get rid of them ...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

No, the Kardashians. ★3

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

To spoon. That was really forked up. ★2

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

I almost asked how you made a comment be...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

You know, I just found one of your comme...

Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18

Nice pfp, nice badge. We got the badges ...

Comment to comic 4138 on 2017-01-18

Come see the violence inherent in the sy...

Comment to comic 15 on 2017-01-18

Le Originale. (Is it bad I knew this was...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

At least you have self-confidence...

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

There's a reason your badge is red. ★1

Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17

"Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't both... ★1

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Try Urban Dictionary.com.

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

Perfect song for this, I didn't even nee... ★1

Comment to comic 4052 on 2017-01-16

Isn't that Olds McFart? http://explosm.n... ★1

Comment to comic 2709 on 2017-01-16

It's a parody of a scene in Lord of the ...

Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16

@MGW Video game sequels are almost alway...

Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15

Twice.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Sage? I-I didn't get that far... sniffle...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Cyanide Overdose? Clorox Bleach? blue402...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

I can't even sympathize now... Why was I...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Agreed.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Got it the first time.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Should've deleted them when you had the ...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13

Twice

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

You mean she's an owl in disguise?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

And they all sucked.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Derek and occasionally Kris.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Is that how you got your dicknose?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Damn it you beat me to it.

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Yeah, after the ass-bortion failed. ★3

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Judging by your comments, you might have... ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Is that a turn-on for you?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Since when was Down's an STD?

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Some people get red badges, which is the...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

You just happen to catch the Overlords' ...

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

It should be "Grammar, Motherfucker", ot... ★1

Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11

Where's the shit?

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

What would C need with 2 trebuchets?

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Grande Caramel Macchiato. That's how I l...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Wait, what? You mean I was shit? Now I'm...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

@Clorox Bleach Which one of us actually ...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Fuck.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

What do you mean? An African or a Europe...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11

Dang... Now I can't even sympathize with...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Not sure.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Damn right.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

New badge, new pfp. Should be up soon.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

I think he is the only one without a pfp...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Shhh.... Some of them don't know...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Huh. I must not have been on when it was...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Mine too. The Overlords must have been f...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

I was wondering the same thing when I go...

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

I did that so he wouldn't delete it afte...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

I like my badge. Guess that means I'm on...

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Me too! Mine's blue though.

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Oh shit I got a blue one now!

Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-10

Haha!

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Why not? I'm sure he could just look dow... ★1

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Only if you have Diabetes. ★1

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Better than the three K's.

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

Lieutenant.

Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10

You could have deleted the other one.

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

How about a "Hide Hi-kick comments" butt...

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

It always had a dick. Now it has 2. ★3

Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08

Haha.

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

@PSES Nah, it was later than that.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07

Did you just assume my gender?

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07

Can't you get it if he bleeds in an open...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-07

What's this about colored sea mammals? ★1

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Isn't he dead?

Comment to comic 4509 on 2017-01-07

Tag? Ha, I remember when I thought I cou...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

I do.

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

I just realized the background in that c...

Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06

@DBC There a many worse shitposters than...

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

Twice.

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

Ouch.

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

Who said it doesn't have sentience?

Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04

I thought so too until I saw your commen...

Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03

New pfp? Oh yeah, I guess I should do th...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Triple nip going for a dip?

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Still be the cancerous bunch of assholes... ★2

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Work out is used as a verb Workout is a ...

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

There's that guy... Shaun, I think?

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

Twice.

Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02

They're terrible.

Comment to comic 4505 on 2016-12-31

i drinked many rums hehahaheha

Comment to comic 4505 on 2016-12-31

Maybe he was drunk when he made this?

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Vürst!

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

@NS Please tell me you at least know who...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Ever listened to Tiimmy Turner backwards...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Wait Pino stands for- ... I am an idiot....

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Sad. Your Grammar had to be corrected.

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

You don't live in America, do you?

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Brazilians? I can't count that high! ★2

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

I was going to correct "yuge" but then I...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

We also invented bleach. Want us to inve...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Damn, you're the last person I'd expect ... ★2

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

It said I commented 5 minutes ago but yo...

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Happy Jew Year. ★1

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Lol fag!

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

You mean Panda by Desiigner?

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

He's blind, don't judge.

Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31

Thump? ★2

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Because of canc ear ?

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I hope the person who favorited this did...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

If that was actually comic #2016 it woul...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

You have commented. ★2

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Somehow I completely missed the age part...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Just walk away. It's not your problem. ★1

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

*Hitler I'm just wondering, when you cor...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

His Steam and his YouTube accounts?

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I know! You just remove yourself from th... ★1

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Anyone can use the N word freely, I don'...

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I wouldn't advise it... ★1

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30

I swear this was done before.

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

If you're ever lost at sea,you should ha...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

That made so much sense...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Yeah, and his wife, Eve.

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Hold this L.

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

More like cumming 2017 amiright? Eh? Any...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

And smells very fishy. ★3

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

Well according to Google: Videos 0:19 Wh...

Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28

I was expecting a dicksquid.

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

I thought it might be, and the last line...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

All the old commenters have been coming ...

Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27

I don't know if you were being serious o... ★1

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

50 Shades of Graymazing?

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

He sort of deserves it. He's an asshole ...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

Huh. Never worked before.

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

(It doesn't normally work in parentheses...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

I'm sure you would like the ending of Po...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

@lL That one was made already.

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

I can't tell if your new pfp is you maki...

Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26

You're fired.

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

You should have stuck with your first gu... ★1

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

They send swallows with messages on coco... ★3

Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25

Merry Christmas from the bottom of my he... ★2

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

No, this is holiday Spam https://mobile....

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

And this strip http://explosm.net/comics...

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

It's worded strangely, but it's right if...

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

@PG Hey, did you put this burning cross ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

@PG Really? BJs! BJs! Get your BJs! Only... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

I just now realized how this is relevant... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

He can't be considered a good inventor, ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Oh, that's why she was there. I thought ... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24

Shhhh... ★2

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

Actually, I think he has one. A very sma...

Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24

An app, app arently.

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

This has been Pineapple facts with Astro... ★3

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

@Zog Let me try. Fuck you, Derek. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Oh, shit... Um, just answer the polls, O... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

This comment has been eradicated by the ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Don't stop, keep it up all day. In fact,... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

@N Is it a last ing tattoo? ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Definitely... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

It said you commented 4 minutes ago, but... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

By embarrassing yourself. ★4

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

I dread getting a tag. I'm sure it would... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

*breathe *me *shaken ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

What's the difference between a dead bab... ★4

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Whoops. ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Need him banished? I know a guy... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

The only difference is that people will ... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Right... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Tag? Laughs You of all people should kno... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

You, after we cut you in half and put ea... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

e) You mean Gabe Newell ? Because if you... ★2

Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23

Oh God... I'm not ready for all the dead... ★2

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

She's cold mom now.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

http://explosm.net/comics/3925/

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Oh, I figured it out.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

@Zog No, C used it first.

Comment to comic 3996 on 2016-12-21

You know it's terrible when you laugh at...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

You could say that.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Now he needs a "fatass" or "self-proclai...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Hehe... point...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Speaking of which, have you seen my yelp...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

@Zog Stole my line...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

*fatass

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Did you hear the Allahu Akbar mixtape? I...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

...It took me a long time to figure out.... ★1

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-12-21

Sixteen alligators and a trebuchet.

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Surprised you didn't ask for 16 alligato...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

....

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

Holy shit, I never really noticed what i...

Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21

...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

@Zog So are the rest of us. Embrace it.

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Snack pick?

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-20

@Stain I'm not sure, but it came from a ...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-20

Because it would actually be syphi-liste...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

The one time he didn't really deserve th... ★2

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

*wu man

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Also, *You're

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

@Zog You forget them, but remember to pu...

Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-20

Knew it.

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Those are part of the premium deal. ★1

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

And six gets sixphilis.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

@PSES You're right, he's a settee.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

r) you mental? I don't need you rating m...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

Hey, tha- .... Nevermind

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

Fuck.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

I swear that wasn't there before.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

Who would pet him?

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

I don't trust you with sound effects...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-19

http://explosm.net/comics/3059/

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Here, let me show you...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

I would say f). A little while back, I g...

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Cancesyphilaids.

Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19

Oh no... You've reformed, right?

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Practice what you preach. Ever actually ... ★3

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

You r) an annoying asshole. ★2

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Still blue shell.

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

New pfp? I'm scared to scroll down now.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

A recipe for truffle butter?

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

American English is pretty much the only...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

35 confirmed kills...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

Brawl . No alternatives.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

(Not the condition confused)

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

You really get them mixed up? Is it that...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

Fuck them. Flareon for life.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-18

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjBBO2SUb...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Your point?

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Presses Button

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

We were getting worried you'd become Fir...

Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18

Good to see you back! We actually did mi... ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

@PSES You know Grammar includes capitali...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

*drunkled

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

That's exactly why you would be here. ★2

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Um... I mean Welcome to Walmart!

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Shit...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Damn it...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

So, nothing will change?

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Your existence makes me nauseous.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Son of a bitch! Fifth one I found today....

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

The good ones can.

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Let's start today!

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

@PG Nope.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

@PG It's there. It's just not obvious. ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

What a long list.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-17

Well, how'd he become king, then?

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Humor is a sign of higher intelligence. ...

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Happy Birthday!!!

Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17

Welcome to Walmart!

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

L33T

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

I don't want my friends on here.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

That's an easy to-do list.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

No, it was for a more/less equation. Fir...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Hey, continue the chain. THE YELLOW TAPE...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Obviously

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

I didn't vote for him!

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

You could have just said "Hi, I'm new!" ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

If you need to generate insults on deman...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Hey, since when were you back?

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-16

He is Cthulhu.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Have fun with that Grammar badge. ★1

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Actually, you're a Stain on the commente...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

We didn't start the fire

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

BY ANY MEANS YOUR ENEMIES, MY ENEMIES WE...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

One of the reasons we love Pino so much....

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

She?

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

"What?" "He said he has a cyst."

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-16

@PG Sheheit, you beat me to it.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-16

Nah, I'm the most unnoticed frequent com...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-16

Your name is above that statement.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

They're Jehovah's Witnesses.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Pino is seriously underrated.

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Are the overlords hinting at something?

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

I actually was. Is it bad I know that en...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Do not punctuate that sentence. There wa...

Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16

Aha... What a knee snapper ! ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

lL. It's been decided. ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Right, but Cy&H commenters are bigger ja...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

We don't use logic. That's your job.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Obviously

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Fuk Gramer?

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Nope... You're mistaken...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

You actually do that when you play Pokem...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Your next poll should be most over/under...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Kind of off topic, but who do you guys t...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

There's a delete button for a reason. ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

We can't slow down, we can't hold back t...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Found it.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

What's the website called? I'd like to t...

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Then maybe it isn't really a "yes".

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Yep, you're definitely back.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

What if you're just a complete idiot? ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Uhh...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

Asian prostitute? No, wait, I'm getting ... ★1

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

@Pino You jinxed us...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

It would still be KFC. Kentucky Fried Ch...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

Here, borrow mine. Oh, wait...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

I *hoped you were gone.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

Not anymore.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

@blue You and your 7 other accounts? ★1

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

No, it actually isn't the same joke.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

But also your most hated.

Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14

I am honored to be first on this list. W...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14

Huh, all these people who show up and di...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13

@BS3 I just assumed it was you, I didn't...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13

I think they were both SansTheSuperior. ...

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

h) The existence of humanity.

Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13

The proper title is Exotic Cuisine Week....

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13

Same. BS3 always says things like "Teepo...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13

@BS3 Not sure, actually.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-13

And fake Noodle was actually SansTheSupe...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Damn, I should try that sometime.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

If you are wondering about the late comi...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

I'll have to try it sometime. Is there a... ★1

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

@NS That's why I asked, I was 99% sure i...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

I looked it up... I regretted it.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Still contemplating joining that group.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

I remember a lot of people with distinct...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Also, do you have another account? Just ...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Is your gimmick having no clue what to s...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Is he related to Greasy Gary?

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

No, I do remember you, but you're right ...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Yes.

Comment to comic 3159 on 2016-12-12

He has obviously never heard of going in...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

And... Who are you?

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

@RIPa858 One that lasts ?

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Third lieutenant.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

f)... Wait, what was the question?

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Not impressed.

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Better poll: Do you think we should be a... ★2

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Don't tell him that...

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Hi-kink calling someone a shitposter? la... ★3

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

If you didn't mention bleach, this would... ★3

Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12

Anyone else think this would be a gay jo...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Are you referring to the Robot Mutant Cl...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Yes.

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11

Who didn't say Britain?

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11

You're our loser.

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Wait... The aliens are in our plants? Oh...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Making fun of people's usernames? Sort o...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

That's what I said.

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

I was hoping this was a Cave Johnson quo...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

Actually just told someone to look that ...

Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11

They laughed at me... I laughed at their...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Wait, do antidotes still work if they're...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Believe me, I will.

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

If you like old ladies...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Congrats Astro! Hope you go to the right...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Yeah... I wasn't supposed to share that ...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Might get a Skype account and join... Th...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

Shhhh...

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

I thought you were dead. Dammit. ★1

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

b) You won't have shit all over you.

Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10

I did this in real life once. A lot mess...

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Bad fathers and stupid kids.

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

I get the feeling many people are going ...

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Please make this.

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

I don't know that! flies off bridge ★1

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Looks it up I don't get it. -Intentional... ★1

Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09

Different kind of rice crispy...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

So... If I dress up like a caveman and f...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

Who said I'm defending the world?

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Is the tree going to be on fire? No, tha...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

In obesity.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Not enough people living there to be a c...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

But a continent nonetheless. Also a coun... ★1

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

@blue I don't think you understand my po...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

I don't think it worked.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

What about she-male? ★2

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Very.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

You should make Christmas-themed jokes.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

I "twiced" the other comment, so I have ...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

I would make one, but I would have to ma...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

I like silence.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

yOU ThiNk sO?

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

Guess they aren't really noobs then, huh...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

Under where? -Intentionally Obli- You kn...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-07

So, like, https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Ah, fugghetaboutit.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

What? -Intentionally Oblivious Itsyaboy ★1

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

But... You didn't name the mountain chic...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

They taste like French people if you mur...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Oh, I actually thought it was a fucked u...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Have you seen his Instagram?

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Actually, I think he's one of our reside...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

What's fugghetaboutit?

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

North Korea is best Korea.

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Is this a thing now?

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Australia. They hog an entire FUCKING CO...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

It refers to the taste. ★1

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

I have an Uncle Jack, but not a horse. S...

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

You speak fondly of mein führer, friend....

Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07

Note to self: Do not try this at home.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Retro.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

May I ask why?

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

@N Of course.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

@Pino Ah, ok.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

With all dead, well, with all dead there... ★2

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

That would involve them actually communi... ★1

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Sadly.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

@Pino How do you know this, anyway?

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Yeah, but I asked a bee about the laws o...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Oh, I overlooked Pino's comment.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Not sure this really matters...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

You're a pole? Like, a metal pole? A woo...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Well, good to see you back. ★1

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Obviously . ★2

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

You don't need to know the link to guess...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

I thought we established that we are all...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Best thing I could come up with on the s...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Hmm... Maybe I'll make an account that g...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

I was trained to defend all evil from th...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

I've been worried about all the politica...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Huh. All the Obviouses are coming back.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Flame wars? Sounds like an arsonist's bi...

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Yup.

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Let me guess...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

What would the ship name be? Greasy Nood...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Yes.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

@N I'm pretty sure everyone but the Unit...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Flipnote? Ah, the good old days...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Four star colonels make the best popcorn...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Damn you, you're the one who stole my co... ★1

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

If you hadn't previously stated where yo...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-06

Turns out to be an 83 year old pedophile... ★4

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

Mostly dead is slightly alive. ★1

Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06

-1%? ★3

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Yeah, I see the freckles. I just think y...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Kills Zog

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Wait it's Astro's birthday? HAPPY BIRTHD...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

So much regret.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Well, of course. By the way, you should ...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Haha, pretty good ones.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

@PMT Ah, I see what you did there.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

I'm halfway tempted to translate what yo...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Maybe they still are that shitty, but no...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

The answer is still no.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

What the fuck aren't pants?

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

I'm pretty sure that's what's wrong with...

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

It's because they all have cancer.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

How did you make that?

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Even better.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Everyone remembers that.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

How dare you not understand Monty Python... ★1

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Then build a second one.

Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05

Pants? You mean what a dog does when it ...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

cough cough DEATHWING cough cough

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

@PMT Pretty much what I was saying, just...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

TIME LORD DETECTED! This comment was 6 m...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

The Marvel character? No, wait that's Ma...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

f) When everyone was infected with stupi...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

Huh. Never saw your chicken pfp before, ...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

Yes.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-04

Haha, didn't get it at first.

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

Skeleton cop? What happened to ghost cop...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

Same. What's with all these comics that ...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

Well, I'll make a list: 1.) Me 2.) Me (A...

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

Oh shit, I didn't see PMT's comment.

Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04

I thought it was a pentagram. ★2

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

I believe good music still exists today,... ★2

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Well, I am neither female nor a dog, so ...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

He turned me into a newt!

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

I've seen this happen multiple times. No...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

I got it pretty much right away, and I t...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Sounds like fun.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Yeah, it took me a minute. It just wasn'...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Actually pretty good.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Burn him!

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Happy deathday! Wait, that can't be righ...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

It means in the 80's like 80 degrees. He...

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

Wrong.

Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03

I'm afraid to even ask...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

What is with Rob this week?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

SansTheSuperior impersonating Noodle? I ... ★1

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

It's fine. I was just curious.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I think you just gave away where you liv...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Reality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

...ok?

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

What's with all the late and effortless ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

It's... Uhh... Beautiful?

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Don't question Star Dad.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I don't think DEATHWING ever completely ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Wow! My socks were blow'd off... I don't...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Ah, my mistake. I thought they would hav...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Oh Christmas PG, Oh Christmas PG...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Yep.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Careful with that, snow melts around bur...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Agreed.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I haven't really gone on any large archi...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I'm pretty sure it's parentheses, bracke...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Hehehe...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Astro, are you going to make your pfp Ch...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

You do realize your parentheses, bracket...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Ah, my bad.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Nah, it's simple coding, but not that si...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

So.... Figured it out yet?

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Ha, I thought he was giving thumbs-up. ★1

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Oh. Tell him I said hi.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

@N How many commenters do we have in thi...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

Which happened to another one of my frie...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

Tell that to the electors... ★1

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

I thought it was Hi-kick.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

That's how you become successful. Charis...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

That makes no sense at all.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Fame!

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

It's beautiful.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Please, do you think I would make the co...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

@C Best description of this year I have ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I don't?

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Decode this to learn about me... Vm0weE5...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

Here, I decoded it. ¾ûï¾ûï¾ûï¾ûï¾ûï¾ûï¾û...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

@N Oh ok, so... [[v vv[ v[v vv[ [v [v[v ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

And "racecar".

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

But not a happy Jew Year.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

@a858 Ah, I see what you did there.

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Well, your estimate was off by 11 hours....

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

But he commented on Noodle's comment bef...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-12-02

That's interesting...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

So true...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Wow, I wish I had your pfp editing skill...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Clearly... If I loved music as much as y...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Holy shit... This comment is from 12 min...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I've never heard of someone giving that ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

It's grade 1 + grade 2 ÷ total number of...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

This is no ordinary dad...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Please come back! The disturbance is get...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Do not copy Astro's pfp. Be an alien or ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I remember when I had trouble telling le...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

2016 has taken so much...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

I do. Didn't he have Colonel Sanders as ...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Dear Explosm, Please ban this account an... ★2

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Actually, MGW commented on the new short...

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

The Misadventures of... STAR DAD!

Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02

Let me guess... A Clorox container with ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@N Is Clorox a Time Lord?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@N Disappointing, actually.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@N Jesus, how do you manage to reference...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

If you learn, please teach me.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Here's a good compilation for reference ...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-30

That's the idea. No one has confirmed th...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-30

Which one? Your birth?

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-30

Wasn't the only shitposter who vanished ...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-30

No, they just make emails and accounts, ...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-30

And still can't come up with a decent us...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Proof?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You speak for the whole community. Thank...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Oh there we go it showed up now.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

"He's in the bathroom." "What makes you ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Damn, my new pfp hasn't uploaded yet.

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

I don't understand it... Are you implyin...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You're great proof of this.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

I know, I just want blue to stop mention...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Not really, he jokes about it pretty muc...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@N Who says you aren't a Time Lord?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

He hasn't in a few days but he's been pr...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

I find furries weird and slightly creepy...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Not necessarily, you aren't as bad as a ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

And his mother's pregnancy can't be expl...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Poor Satan. What did he ever do wrong?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

So, God is dead?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Huh. Never thought of that one.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You know how you get tan when exposed to...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

To get to the other side! To get to the ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

It's possible to go from white to black ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

If we go by the whole "everyone is creat...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

It's because of the mini.

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

I thought his name was ThatGuyFromTheBar... ★1

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-30

And we care why?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Oh, found it. Huh, never saw that before...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Wait, really? I actually used this same ...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Oh look, an atheist. I have a joke for y...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

You know most of the shit that has happe...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

That was you yelling at the tree? That's...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

True.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Hail Satan.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

@lL Like I said, we are all Time Lords.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

2014? Wasn't that pre-free?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Huh. I was literally just wondering what...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Noodle... from Philly?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Don't ask. Definitely don't look it up.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

I've seen the "Time Lord" thing happen w...

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

The second cumming of Jesus?

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Probably not that old.

Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30

Stop, this actually happened to my frien...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-29

Blood (Like the red of my enemies). Wait... ★1

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

You still exist? I thought you died off ...

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

So, MGW would be the girl?

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-29

How the hell do you keep track of this?

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

It's 100 virgins.

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

"Did someone say fuck off?" http://explo... ★2

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

It's a maybe.

Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29

And your "sad" life story is relevant ho...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Don't underestimate the power of skinny ...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Because it annoys the shit out of him.

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Do you want to leave?

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

What comes up must come down. What goes ...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

It's more of an acquired taste.

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Damn, beat me to it.

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

It's not pretty. I know from experience....

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

It would be like ([{}]) and I just now r...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Do you use numbers instead of numbers of... ★1

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Never.

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

It would be funny if it wasn't happening...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

Is this a reality TV show?

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

What about orange people? You're showing...

Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28

You'd be awful at freestyle rapping.

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-27

No, but females are born with moustaches...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-27

But makes sure the second vag doesn't sm...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-27

Nope.

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-27

But if you get 10 million dollars every ...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

Manpons? ★1

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/754646-ca...

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

The T-Rex.

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

Do you really want to know?

Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27

No his name is Action. Don't go by usern...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

@SS You broke the chain... Do you have a...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

Here's a better code for his posts: 0100... ★1

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

@C I am your wife! I'm the greatest good...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

Shit I thought it was 99 1/2 virgins.......

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

@N That movie was so underrated.

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

There ain't nothing in this world for fr...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

So... Instead of burying him, they're go...

Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26

h) Damn right. ★2

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

What would you do if you woke up one day...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Regular vampires want to suck, Twilight ...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

I think he means in modern times. ★1

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

For me, Black Hole Friday has a much dif...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Couldn't be. Matt's last comic was in 20...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

The introduction of free accounts?

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

And cake. Don't forget cake.

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Driving a white van?

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

That was kinda necessary, actually.

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

I feel like all those deaths were an ome...

Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25

Living in a trailer doesn't automaticall...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Can't low-kick your nuts, they haven't d...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Clorox has been "reformed" for weeks. Pl...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

It was already blue...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

h) Triple Mega Hitler Supreme.

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Which is why we had this comic yesterday...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

It's a pretty normal condition. I have s...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Keep this shit up and you'll get a Hi-ki...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Hey, your badge changed!

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

Mmm... Love me some red pancakes.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

And why is that, eggs actly?

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

Why did this take me a minute to underst...

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

Existence.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-23

But... Can't that break the space-time c...

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

It's a seasonal video, it only cums once... ★1

Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23

But not a Kristmas comic. ★1

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

No, "F" is for fire that burns down the ... ★1

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Corporal?

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Vladimir Putain.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Dad jokes are totally tubular, bruh.

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

I'm so sorry for your loss. ★1

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

clap clap clap

Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22

Maybe he was just making a comment about...

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Rule 3: Forget rules 1 & 2, get drunk an...

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Ah, should've guessed.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Like Harry Potter?

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Uhh.... Spatula?

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Well filleted.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Huh. Can't be a rickroll, I would recogn...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

You're welcome: https://m.youtube.com/wa...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-21

With this horrible spelling, you should ... ★3

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Oh God... That's somehow worse.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

sigh Guess I'll be the fourth... AAAIIII... ★2

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

West Korea?

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Ha, knife pun.

Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21

Aye... Itsyaboy!

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

So... black hair?

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

You know that was partially sarcastic, r...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

McRonald? No, that's not it... ★1

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

What about same-day delivery?

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Haha... What kind of morons don't get th... ★1

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Hey wait that giant guy is gone. Funny h...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-20

You forgot Brian.

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Oh my God... IT'S THE SAME EXACT HEAD SH...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

g.) David Hasselhoff. ★1

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

Nor is he early, he arrives precisely wh... ★2

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

If one uses logic, I think one may concl...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

No, he just "decided it was time for him...

Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20

In pizza form?

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Oh I got this backwards. Wrong link. Her...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19

Actually, it's the "Bunker Blaster" Cy&H...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

You suck at these puns. Someone should g...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

I looked it up, apparently it's split be... ★1

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Small, weak animals (such as skeevers) h...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Guess what? I don't give a quarter of a ...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Snozzberries taste like snozzberries. ★1

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19

@Zog Now it should be changed to "martyr...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19

Eh, I can understand that. The humor pro...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19

☭ Look it up bud.

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Then you should listen to this https://m...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Well, fuck . That's some fucking dedicat...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

This one is better https://m.youtube.com...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

He should keep the black star handy.

Comment to comic 1820 on 2016-11-19

"Wow, lumpy. Hey, another one!"

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Ha, good job with that pun.

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

Yeah, it surprises me they haven't done ...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

It's a close-up. You can tell they are a...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

It scares me that I actually know how to...

Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19

I guess you could say blue was putting w... ★4

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

Dick move, unnamed British soldier.

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

You know, even though Hitler killed 6,00... ★11

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

Like Half-Life 2? :'(

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

Same. I wouldn't say those two are the b...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18

Because it was created for medical reaso...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18

I'm positive he does. I just don't know ...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-18

Just so long as Hillary Clinton isn't ma...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

I don't want a badge. I dread what it wo...

Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18

I haven't seen it, but false.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

He hasn't sacrificed enough virgins yet....

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Don't worry. I only lit the fat kids on ... ★2

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Makes me wonder the extent of your lazin...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

I was going to make an in Soviet Russia ...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Maybe not homophobe but definitely the o...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Depends on the middle school. I've flame...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

They did. It's called Viagra. Seriously,...

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Leave!

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

GBA. No alternative.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

More like semen t... I'll leave now.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Trust me, he won't taste good.

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

Nah, it's more fun to laugh at today's s... ★1

Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16

You know, I was tempted to actually chec... ★1

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Seems fair enough. Gives him more time t...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Well, since you commented, he can't dele... ★1

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Because you would know this how, exactly...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

"Ich brauche eine Scheiße zu nehmen", ac...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

I thought that was the point.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Barley replies? I prefer flax replies.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Damn, I hoped someone would get it.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Don't you hate it when someone reference... ★3

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Sit in the corner and think about what y... ★3

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

Am I on your Christmas Card list?

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

I think they're asking us to fill in the...

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

I worship Daedric Prince Sheogorath.

Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15

But did he win? Also, http://explosm.net...

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

How do you know he's a witch? ★1

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

I knew someone wouldn't get it.. ★3

Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11

I don't remember this comic... ★1

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

Become President. Then you can get rid o...

Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09

I think America has electile dysfunction... ★12

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Apparently, this comic ends with the maj...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Hide in your basement! You'll be safe th...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Hey, Americans first! We have a very val...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Say it with me! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Haven't you ever played Fallout ? It's i...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I think it refers to you, actually. We j...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I don't think it's safe anywhere. Americ...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

That's completely backwards.

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Then choose the short-term solution- gon... ★1

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Yeah they do. Not sure why though.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Hmm... I'd choose.... Fidel Castro!

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Damn, you're right! Can I steal that?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

How about Dandelion Futon #2?

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Sounds better than the actual candidates...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Hey, not everyone in Philly has AIDS! Ju... ★1

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08

Moving was probably the smartest thing t...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Can they make a Ted Bear short with him ... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

But if you replace it wouldn't you have ...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Don't worry, half of America doesn't get... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

You do realize that one person might thi...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Ha, same. Though, knowing Cyanide and Ha... ★1

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

I guess that's how Rob wanted him to loo...

Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08

Bernard Sanders (Win by write-in vote).

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

With a combover.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

That's pretty accurate... How do you kno...

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Or any challenge, for that matter.

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

If I were you, I would just resize it to... ★1

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Oh, great. A new commenter....

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Twice. ★2

Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

The show was so much better.

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

You don't even need to go that far. Even...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

The origin of clichés.

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Oh, shit! Uhh, Spiderman? ★1

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Eenie... meenie... minie...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Better yet, he could leave and either ge...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05

Shit, how did I let you beat me to this ...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Damn, you stole my line.

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Dammit I sacrificed 101 and the pizza wa...

Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04

Anyone else, I guess does have a lot of ...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

Pretty sure there are at least 5 comics ...

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

Well, grab the holy water.

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

That's a newspaper? For some reason, it ... ★4

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-11-02

It lost popularity long before it came t...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02

No it's actually limp.

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-02

They're a little late sometimes, but the... ★1

Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02

"Did you get it off yet?"

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

That gave you an erection, didn't it?

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

I use an app.

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

I summon thee, Lord Derek. Bless thou fa...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

So your badge should say "fuck girl"?

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

Funny, I just figured out how to get my ...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-11-01

Honestly, I'm not sure. Apparently we're...

Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01

I think you mean Nope, Chuck Tes t a. Or...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Hmm... I can't either. I'm pretty sure i...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Will you trade for 10 crocodiles and a c...

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

The United States of America?

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

More like taps out.... I'll leave now.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

Why, are they not pun ny enough for you?...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

@Astro But that's what makes it fun!

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

Did you sing the song?

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

@Zog I was thinking the same thing actua...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-31

Nope.

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

He just hid them inside the vape pen.

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

No shut.

Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31

Considering the fact it hasn't come out ...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

I find it odd that you capitalize Hi-kic...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Tell that to all the people who hate me....

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

THE THIRD CUMMING OF JESUS! ★1

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Pretty sure it's just Hi-kick.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

I think it worked!

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

@OM No, that's stupid.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

I think Kris did it for him.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Maybe because you've been hop ping from ...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

@RIP It's guerilla warfare just so you k...

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Nope⁹⁹⁹.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Please don't remind me.

Comment to comic 86 on 2016-10-30

The birth of the PSES.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

Beautiful.

Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30

I second this.

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Saw that one coming.

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Like this? Oh, thanks!

Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29

Aww, thanks.

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

It's imported banana juice.

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Completely irrelevant: Did you know ther... ★1

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my ... ★1

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

@PG Wait, that's a Princess Bride refere... ★1

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

@MGW It's a reference. I don't get it ei...

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

I think VOTE BELOW has to be the most an... ★2

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-28

Yeah, Honestly, What's The Point Of That...

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

@PMT 100% Concentrated.

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

If you do not fix your list , my friend ... ★2

Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28

Huh. I've only seen 6 of these. No wait,...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Actually, I think he was light blue. For...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

This is why you are getting hate. ★4

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

I know there is Clorox Bleach and Bleach...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Just noticed that when you said it. It's...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

@JA Eh, sounds about right.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Haha.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

I'm last.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Or Maybe...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

*irrelevant

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

Meh, too many people try to be relevant....

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

I would favorite, but I'm pretending to ...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

@N http://explosm.net/comics/256/

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

I'm surprised no one pointed out that yo...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

You had to have traced that, no way you ...

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

"And she never got to tell me she was Ba... ★1

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

@N And in only 50 words, too!

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

http://explosm.net/comics/2107/

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-26

Guess I need to get a pfp too.

Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26

It's kind of hard to tell. My guess is t...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Depends on the phone. I have both, and I... ★1

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

I think this has pretty much been silent...

Comment to comic 1336 on 2016-10-25

Why do I doubt that?

Comment to comic 1023 on 2016-10-25

He's El Reverso as a child.

Comment to comic 1738 on 2016-10-25

He'd go to any EXTREME for you.

Comment to comic 1829 on 2016-10-25

That guy had the "watching porn face" on... ★3

Comment to comic 3577 on 2016-10-25

Shit, so I shouldn't have listened to th... ★1

Comment to comic 562 on 2016-10-25

"We're still friends, right?"

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

I do not like green eggs and spam. I do ...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

I got this and I don't even listen to Em...

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

Teach me the art of hobo designing! ★2

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25

@C I actually knew this, just shows how ...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-25

@PG There are some who call me... Tim.

Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25

With a little bit of spam.

Comment to comic 3503 on 2016-10-24

Or alzheimer's.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Depends on the buyer. ★1

Comment to comic 2090 on 2016-10-24

"Well, I'm not a real helpless civilian!... ★1

Comment to comic 1220 on 2016-10-24

"Oh don't worry, I just get morning wood...

Comment to comic 177 on 2016-10-24

Damn it, 4 months too late.

Comment to comic 2703 on 2016-10-24

Yeah, that RELATION SHIP has SAILED.

Comment to comic 3882 on 2016-10-24

ANOREXIA

Comment to comic 184 on 2016-10-24

He also didn't capitalize the I's.

Comment to comic 4092 on 2016-10-24

Doomed to be slower than your brothers a...

Comment to comic 4092 on 2016-10-24

He would win the Arschloch des Jahres Au...

Comment to comic 4092 on 2016-10-24

R҉e҉p҉l҉y҉

Comment to comic 2888 on 2016-10-24

No matter what, there's always that one ...

Comment to comic 103 on 2016-10-24

Thought the same thing. ★1

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Nah he uses a pennyboard. Skateboards ar...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Hmm... Will a fake copy do?

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

I guess I should have stamps ready for i...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Who doesn't?

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Better poll: Terry Pratchett's best book...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

You were probably better off not knowing...

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

I think necrophilia is more his thing.

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Teach me your ways!

Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24

Thank you for correcting this.