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I miss noodle

1336 comments (2019-04-13 – 2021-12-21) to 418 comics
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Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Are you okay, Rob? I think you should se...

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

I don't know why mauveshirt would cheat ... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Would have been great, two months ago. ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-20

Write what you know. ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Everything is explained here https://www... ★1

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Feeling Insecure Nigel Grasped Eleanor's...

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Knuckle deep inside the borderline This ... ★2

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

When you coming home, dad? I don't know ... ★4

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Tell Gene I'm 24 hours from Tulsa, so if... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

Voyeuristic Old Cunts Attacking Boys' Un... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

I like big words and I cannot lie ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-19

The kid who's got... WEEB on his forehea...

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

On the plus side, I found 8 dollars in l... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

I can't find the words to describe how t... ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

and dicks ★1

Comment to comic 6056 on 2021-12-18

Well Rob doesn't (he hasn't commented he...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

And then the employer dies after 7 days ...

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Laughs At Bagel Eating Liberals ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Conga!

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

That was an ad. ★2

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

"GIMME YER DAMN LOOT" ★1

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18

Yes, I have to admit I've always been un... ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-14

Reluctantly crouched at the starting lin... ★2

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Would make a great novelty keyring.

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina Mista D...

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Balls to the wall, man Balls to the wall...

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Plot twist: greyshirt is also gay, and i... ★1

Comment to comic 6052 on 2021-12-14

Greyshirt better watch he doesn't roll t... ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Well said.

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Which ho? You aren't narrowing it down m...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

You say it best When you say nothing at ...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Pepperidge Farm remembers. ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Thanks, The 12. ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

What's an arg?

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Hair?!? He's 37. ★2

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

Happy Birthday, now you're one year olde...

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

Noice.

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

Thanks, Captain Useless Advice. ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

You're ★1

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

Stop refreshing the page so much. ★7

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

That there doctor isn't helping matters....

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Yep. It was originally "restuarant". ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

U not equal to A! U not equal to A! ★1

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Sometimes it's hard. ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

All good questions.

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Thanks Kris. I can die happy now.

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

You have chosen wisely, wise chosen one!...

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

"Come to Dorothy's Buffet™. All you can ... ★3

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Saving room for dessert. ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

Plot twist: It's a nudist restaurant, bu... ★5

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-06

Nude shirt should ask for the Head Waite...

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

I've got a tattoo of Dorothy's face on m... ★2

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Best of luck.

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Why does superman have a tattoo of a chi... ★1

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

I'm only a man in a funny red sheet And ... ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

S/he transitioned last weekend, apparent...

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Shot through the heart And you're to bla... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03

Was it a dung-beetle? ★1

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

Wheeen a maaaaaan loves a womaan... . ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30

DaGayby ★3

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Thank you, kind sir. ★3

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

Welp, it was a good latest comic while i...

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Dyslexiest man in town. ★10

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-27

Blueshirt is gay?

Comment to comic 6038 on 2021-11-27

Spending time, time for you to go out To... ★2

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

You only get one shot, do not miss your ...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than c...

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Just a small town thug Livin' with a guy... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

Ah, ha, ha, ha

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-23

"Alexa. How to download a cum?" ★3

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong ... ★5

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Flied Dumprings*

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

Rabid Furi Dies

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22

3rd spin. "Sounds like a challenge, to m... ★1

Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-21

You seem to have a lot of detailed knowl... ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

I bet he didn't see that coming.

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

2 bald 2 soon. An action movie about guy...

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

...k in the shadows with LITS.

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

The Force is strong with this one. ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

Lack of a quality hand cream. ★1

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Set me free why don't you, babe Get out ... ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Gerfird alt confirmed. ★2

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

https://explosm.net/shorts/177/la-com%C3...

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17

How do you tame glass? asking for a frie... ★1

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

It's the circle of life... or maybe deat...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

I tried so hard and got so far But in th...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Business Owner Stalks Seeking Hot Relati...

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Yeah, but the entire office saw it. ★3

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Aren't you all 12 year olds?

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

You too. ★2

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Total Recall? ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

search 'always has been' meme

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

Wheeeen.... The moon hits your eye like ...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Hate to break it to you, but there alrea...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Don't ask, "why is it shit week?". Inste... ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Thank you for your service.

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Studmuffins ★1

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

I believe you're the first 4-digit accou...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

is shitty!

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Waaait for it.....

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

disclaimer: I am not licensed to make di...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

By the look of that vein on your forehea...

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07

This comic is sooo Facebook. ★3

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-06

A live hamster? ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

probably from doing all the heavy-liftin... ★2

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Hamster go pewww! ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Nah. It was always shit. ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

Richard Gere looking mighty foine! ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06

But he's still beautiful. In his own way... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

They told him, "Don't you ever cum aroun... ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

Green's boyfriend's name is Richard.

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

Oh cum, all ye faithful! ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Thots and players. ★1

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-03

And where have you been, young man?

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

Gotta say, those 3 panels with sky are n...

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-03

That's A Bit Of A Buzzkill Week!

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Robin flew away Father Christmas lost hi...

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

I'm surprised that Spanky isn't more you...

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

maybe?

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

You never close your eyes anymore when I...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Dr. Baby got Covid burnout. ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Hard man

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-11-01

Opossum! my possum! our fearful trip is ... ★2

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

The government is lying You cannot be de... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Covered by a big bush. ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

I know. But that was his first comment f... ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Don't know about Dr. Bees, but she sure ...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Sorry to hear. That can't have been fun ...

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Not insinuating that you are boring btw....

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Jude injected a large amount of enthusia... ★2

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

She was always up for some watersports. ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

"who the hell is "Jude"?" This question ... ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-27

Nice segue into the next comic. ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the b... ★3

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

He wrote me a prescription, he said, "Yo... ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

You're old af. Lol.

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Robert DenBleyker David McElfatrick Kris... ★2

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Try hitting him on the head with a stick...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da... ★2

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

I'm guessing the treasure is buried in h...

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

"Ass cancer" also works.

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Greenshirt dodged a bullet. She's alread... ★1

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Meatballs

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

No, wrong address, I'm an Uptown girl I'... ★5

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

So it looks like you and Brian can get b... ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-23

A king has a throne, and Mao has a chair... ★1

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-23

Yes. Yes I am.

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Oui, oui. ★2

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

Queenie with a peenie.

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

Plot twist: greenshirt's name is Bob. ★1

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

This show? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wi...

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20

In the current environment, it should be... ★1

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-19

And then along came a Baby shark, doo do... ★3

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

They're talking about his South Pole. ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-18

Baby don't hold out Baby it's cold outsi... ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

I bet he said he was just going down to ... ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

...I'm a woman of wealth and taste I've ... ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Greenshirt's a right bastard.

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

See the trick is only pick on those that... ★2

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Let's get physical, physical I wanna get...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17

Jump around! Jump around! Jump around! J...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Anyone else get the feeling that we put ... ★4

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Yep. btw JoJo references are pretty much...

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

That might be a bonus joke, but the main... ★2

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

All you zombies hide your faces, All you...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-12

Looks like smoked bat.

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-11

That was a bold move, LITS. ★1

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Some people think time-travelling is a s...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Yes she has. She went on a time-travel s...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Pretty sure Gabe's from India.

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

Way funnier

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Baby gonna do a bad bad thing

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Once you pop, you can't stop. ★1

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

And everything's gonna be alright, ai-ai...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

Like the abominable snowman in SkiFree™....

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

Another sad dad in the making. ★1

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

congnado ★3

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

My prediction is that Rob will do an ali...

Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05

Ass Fingering Week!

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Stupid People Eat Rotten Meat ★2

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Prostate Health Check Awareness Week!

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

Fingeree, Fingerer! Fingeree, Fingerer a...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

#cooldogsus

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

He's obviously not serious. Everyone kno... ★1

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

He needs to go and battle the King of th...

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Now It's Getting Painful Week?

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

Whale oil be damned! ★1

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

I lost interest after the first panel. I...

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

OK Boomer.

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

Alt version; A priest, a monk and a rabb... ★2

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

The gun has been raiding the minibar by ... ★2

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27

Called it! Close enough anyway. ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Pro tip: Ask for old age.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Hey you, out there in the cold I'm writi...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-27

Shot to the heart, and you're to blame Y...

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26

Yep, it'll ruin the economy if every sta...

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Spose you were hoping for birdseed.

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Loaded Gun Week confirmed. Kris' comic w... ★4

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

That gun makes no cents. ★6

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news I got a b... ★4

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

Negrumps!

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

TR: "Gabby and Brian" https://explosm.ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

TR: "I said check, not eat" https://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Blame Canada! ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Bingo

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Your math is correct: 7mil (7,000,000) d... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Non-state sanctioned supply is mostly cr...

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

0.001% is 0.00001 #PercentSignsMatter ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Cos you're deaf and don't hear them. ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

let it go! let it go!

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Don't forget to also get the uncensored ... ★2

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

She doesn't need it. She just likes to k... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

I've always thought it unfair when they ... ★1

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Bummer = gay.

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

No bones about it, that escalated quickl...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Captain Obvious alt confirmed ★2

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

It's going to be a mara thong sex sessio... ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Boy, this is so intense I feel like I ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

What a coincidence! I have eight vaginas... ★1

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

You best start believing in conga line s...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Come on, shake your body, baby, do the c... ★2

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Did you try a plate of dicks? Also, you ...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

TR: "Double blow" https://explosm.net/rc...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Re...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

I did nazi that coming.

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

He thinks there are 2 genders and 31 dif...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

The world didnt become colorized until 1...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

You made it cry.

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

That's a battle I lose daily. ★3

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

He's remembering the time he got 360 no-...

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

Veteren? Sheesh. #FixYourComicKris Cool ... ★1

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20

Seems legit; there's only one commenter ... ★3

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-20

U got smol peener lol

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

Yes, Dilbert is full of sickos. ★4

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

I was there, Gabe. I was there 3000 comi... ★2

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

TR: I'm too sexy for this shirt https://... ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

impressive

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-20

#FixYourComicRob

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

There's a cure for that. Just ask Nicki ...

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

The leprechauns told them. ★1

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Don't forget to order pineapple topping.... ★3

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

A gif for panel 4 would have been cool. ...

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Your comment had me in stitches.

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Colombian Overlords Never Get Arrested ★2

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lin... ★1

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

Teal was a lot happier when he was being... ★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Nvm it's back.

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Anyone know why pino's site is offline?

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Just checked, and that is actually a rea... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Apparently some people are looking for y...

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Take your commonsense advice and get the... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Seems low. Can you do a recount?

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

More like L'il Pu$$y

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

And how does that make you feel?

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

TR: "where there's a will there's a gay"... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

Poison You're poison running through my ... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18

TR: "now you see it, now you don't" http... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Can't repeat it. It was racist. ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

You'll end up like that movie Multiplici... ★4

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

You've seriously got more dicks than a d...

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Yeah, I totally fapped to 90's Jane Seym... ★1

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

You are bro, congratulations! ★4

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-15

Southern states noises intensify

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Holy shit. You've totally nuked a long h... ★3

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Probably a tumor.

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

What? What? ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Mutate on, metastase in, drop out.

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Dr Harleen Quinn, or Dr Quinn Medicine W...

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Hot tumor on tumor action.

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Pretty sure it's racist too.

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

F

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Reading The 12's comments can give you c...

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Create an alt called Babypapajoe

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

That'll do, Dave. That'll do. #DaveFixed...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Martian Assassin Gibs Asshole. ★1

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

I think it's her first husband. ★2

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

Wow. Both the doctor and patient said th... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Or ahead of the game. Trump is making no...

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Obvious acronym of the day: MAGA

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

How the hell do you warn a cloud?

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

That alien looks like its holding an adv... ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Don't stop now. You're doing so well.

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

That's one way to pop a cherry. ★2

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

Who the hell masturbates with a pen in a... ★3

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

I'm sure I'm not the only one who can he...

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-13

They're real. http://sextoycollective.co... ★2

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-13

Saw it cumming. ★2

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

Glad that's cleared up.

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

A rare specimen, last sighted 2018-03-18... ★3

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-11

Gollum's not real? Hello, Spoiler Alert!... ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Oh I would do anything for C&H But I won... ★2

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Boston Over Orlando ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

a lot

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-10

Do you need a hug, Kris? ★2

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

I think he was initially concerned about...

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

Rob's totally accurate on this one. Hors... ★3

Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08

For our future readers, this is a Covid-... ★4

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Karen's anti-vaxx. Why would she be upse...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

yeah, um, I think we ran out of that 52 ...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

don't forget to cackle.

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Maybe they both kinda like Breakfast At ... ★2

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

Kris is on a nostalgia kick by the look ...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

YAY! Ooooh! Look! Wut?

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

I read whiteshirt's lines using Sal from...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

while at a Def Leppard concert.

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

no service

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

Def Leppard! Pour some sugar on me! 'cos... ★1

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

I found the video https://www.youtube.co...

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

Probably a little dab of nacho cheese.

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-06

There is actual video evidence of Dave d...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

It's Rob's way of saying that they've go...

Comment to comic 5966 on 2021-09-06

It was always burning

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

*Disclaimer: Not 100% accurate

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Alternate headline would be "Human race ...

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Spider-Monster Hunter, Spider-Monster Hu... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Ban On Rufus? Feck!

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-09-01

Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish... ★1

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

Close, but they don't come in black. Wol... ★2

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

Cute wolf hound. They're a cool breed. ★1

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

You snooze, you lose.

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Yeah, not funny. You think you're better... ★2

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Or he just had a very weak neck.

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

It's refreshing to see young people with...

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-29

Well done Dave. We don't get enough comi... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Shirley you can't be serious?

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

He's not gonna make it No, he ain't gonn... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Ha. That brings back memories. ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

As a second opinion, I recommend hocking... ★4

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Some Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

*sad

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Not if one of those astronauts was Ted B...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

I'm guessing he got too close when tryin...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Fun fact: Tang™️ was drunk by astronauts...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

Nice work with the heart monitor moving ... ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I'm pickin' up good vibrations Vibrator'... ★2

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Are those ants in your pants, or do you ...

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

autophagia ★1

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Well done, Dave. You didn't overcook the... ★2

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Hellraiser: Hell no!

Comment to comic 5954 on 2021-08-22

This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm ... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Ha Ha. Yeah right. Brock wears glasses a... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

P.S. Gay.

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

You could always consider creating an al... ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

(Turn around) every now and then I get a... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Sometimes Something beautiful happens In... ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

I wanna be free I wanna be free Free

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

The most unsettling this about this comi...

Comment to comic 5938 on 2021-08-03

Singing, cum sail away, cum sail away Cu...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

That, or they realized that we're all ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Stole my changes helplessly I said yeah,...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

I miss Noodle

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Oh shit, it's got a Twitter account!

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

I hated those little bastards with the c... ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Did you remember to check your ass?

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-24

The problem with the comics is that you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

No shit, Sherlock. ★2

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-22

The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine ... ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Totally NOT Something Cooler ★1

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

With your milkshake?

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

I should think Fudge is far too busy bei... ★2

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Nobody: Jesus: I get knocked down, but I... ★1

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Does anyone else read The12's comments u...

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Who needs Gerfird when you can get medic... ★1

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my (...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

That's what he named his hand. The Pipe ...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

Kleenex. To clean up all the gunk that c...

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

I bet Kris wishes he thought of that.

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mamm...

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

your thirste?

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

We're no strangers to shtick You know th...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

I said, what what, in the butt You wanna...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-06

Found it. https://explosm.net/comics/542...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

With your ghost dick?

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Cop has no jurisdiction here. He's not w...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

I'm sorry. Have we met? Jk good to see y... ★3

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Dave did a similar gif a while back

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

He's sitting on it.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

Shocking. ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-03

Must be a bitch to floss.

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Oh. backs slowly out of room, avoiding e...

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-06-29

Pretty sure greenshirt was angling for b... ★1

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

Goodnight, my friend, goodbye Remember w...

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

But laughter is the best medicine, right... ★2

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Let it go, let it go ★1

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

Dog must have thought it was hairoin.

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Hit me with your Billy stick, Hit me slo...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Hey Jude, hab keine angst Der Helikopter... ★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Pull yourself together woman, he needs t...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

I hear he's an excellent tetris player.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Bring that ass back like a boom boom boo...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

They're ok, but I prefer mustangs myself... ★5

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Maybe this is origins.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

All we can do now is pick up the pieces....

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06

Don't rush me! I've gotta take a little ...

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Anne didn't start the fire It was always... ★7

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a, b... ★7

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-25

Noo.

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Would be a more convincing argument if i... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

You're nuts! ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Murder Is Killing Unauthorized ★3

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

Oooooohh, Barracuda. ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Green, You can't go ooon Thinking Nothin... ★1

Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18

Well she's my best friend's girl And she... ★1

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

The Force™ is strong in this one....mmmm... ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Did he consider Sky Daddy might be cheat...

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Ha! I was just about to say that.

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-14

101.01$

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-10

I call egg roll. ★4

Comment to comic 5866 on 2021-05-09

Happy birthday for the 19th Kris. Sorry ... ★3

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Yep.

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-09

Forty-Six & 2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Yeah i set the bar pretty high, but good...

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

They see me rollin' They hatin' ★6

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

You dare use our own spells against us, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I like the second one. ★1

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

A gif of a calendar with pages flying of... ★3

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I laughed far too hard at this. https://... ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

Now that would make a great pfp. ★1

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

I can't remember which. Fuck it. ★4

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-27

1 2 3 4 Get your woman on the floor Gott... ★1

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Hunger games

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

Tinkerbell's Tiny Titties ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

No, no. He's got a point.

Comment to comic 5851 on 2021-04-23

Don't go out with Ike He's bound to take... ★1

Comment to comic 5846 on 2021-04-17

I bet promotors don't mind And the roadi... ★1

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

Say Hi to Elora when you get there! ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-14

In medical terms, it's called an 'Anus H...

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin ...

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Yes, I like Tiña Coladas And Gordon Cord...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

You could argue that to be precise she s... ★3

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

355; The number of the spider-lady.

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Plot twist: He's talking pints. ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Feeling belligerent. Might kill myself l...

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

Are they Democrats? ★2

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-02

★3

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Second second second ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Second third second ★1

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Second second third

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

I'm not the one who acted like a ho

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts run...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

T R I G G E R E D !!

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Pretty Boys Salad Tossing ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

They say "draw what you know". ★2

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-22

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Ka...

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

Your Honor, I present Exhibit A: https:/... ★3

Comment to comic 5822 on 2021-03-20

What a jerk. ★1

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

It's funny because it's true. ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

You mean since last week? https://explos...

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

"Make it a medium" "She says she wishes ... ★6

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

Wimpy? Is that you, Wimpy? ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Irate Republicans Instigate Severe Hosti... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-19

Respecting American Patriots Everywhere ★1

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

... and great twerking technique!

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

do you know da wae?

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-17

No-one who speaks German could be an evi...

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

I say, don't you know? You say you don't... ★4

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Friends With Benefits™️

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

I expect so. Probably still this one tho...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

At Panel 3, I thought the comic was anot... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Nice callback. ★3

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Oh, there's even a butt! Kris has truly ... ★10

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

Welp, Monster Hunter can take the aftern... ★1

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Nice

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

clicks fingers You sonofabitch. I'm in! ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

It's for unofficial fans only. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

decaying smells intensify ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Or nothing. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-10

Get out of my dreams, and into my dick ★3

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

thought it was Sabaton lyrics for a minu... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Yipie I oh, yipie I ay!

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

She did it for a short while yesterday. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5811 on 2021-03-06

Yes.

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

Which old bitch? The wicked bitch ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Jesus seems pretty chill about the whole... ★1

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Well he won't be roman around anytime so... ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-16

Exceedingly Angry Fling. Yeet ★3

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

The cake is a lie.

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Blueshirt, Blueshirt, I'd get down on my...

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

You never close your eyes anymore when I... ★2

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today i... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Finally, we now know why Kris' comics ar... ★4

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

Close, but no. You're thinking of Bon Jo... ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

#KMichaelKills ★1

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

★2

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

And here I go again on my own Huntin' do...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Along with life. ★1

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Sooooo many fucks were given. ★2

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

He spoke with tears Of fifteen years How...

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Rob's O-face makes him look like Special...

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

Any pots of gold found will be taken and...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

"A perfect match" https://explosm.net/rc...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Orange has made a grave mistake. ★1

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Black Lives All Need Kindness ★4

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Kindness. ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Realize I don't want to be a miser Confi... ★3

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

We still haven't seen Snipr since Jan 6.... ★1

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

However this is C&H, not Wyatt & Blu, so...

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

No you can't! ★3

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

Easily explained. His mom is the Borg Qu... ★5

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Miss Our Noodle ★4

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Five Inch Nails for people who haven't g... ★3

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

BFG Division music intensifies

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

Welp, it's off to Mordor then. Whistles ...

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

Shout out to Kris for the effort he put ... ★2

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Dark

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Not surprised!

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

After passing thru your digestive system... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Eh?

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Damnit!

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Cap?

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

It does seem like there's a backstory. ★1

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

Farted? ★1

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-03

under the sea in an octopuses garden in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

My ode to 2020. May 2021 be kinder to ev... ★8

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-02

It's wedged between 7 Dec and 8 Dec. No ...

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-02

Conchords reference. Niice. ★1

Comment to comic 5755 on 2021-01-01

Looks like we've lost Rob's "comic". ★1

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

My ode to 2020. May 2021 be kinder to ev... ★7

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I know, right? Who wears a purple bowtie... ★8

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Feel free to safely post your SSN, bank ... ★7

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

Then stop doing it. ★3

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-29

A striking metaphor for how Christmas Sp... ★3

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

TR: The pie made me say it https://explo... ★1

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-25

Reminds me of that classic Queen song: G... ★3

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-20

We're up all night to get lucky We're up...

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

Haystack towns and smokestack cities Are...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Your comment has the lower number so tec... ★2

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Now the drugs don't work They just make ... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I... ★7

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

...licker. ★1

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

When the Generals talk You better listen...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09

the uh...opposite thing before...uh the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

* chicken dance music intensifies * ★1

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-07

You only get one shot, do not miss your ... ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

My nipples explode with delight! ★1

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

I tried so hard, and got so far But, in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Call of doody

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

And I mean a real one, not a "beer tap, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

Unless he's got a beer tap, I don't want... ★2

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

According to Donald, the son's a loser. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

dcw14.png? Kris obviously put a lot of w... ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

After loading the page I often send the ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04

So did Mom's fwiw.

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

She gets kick-backs from the funeral hom...

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

For the real lophu, I've always been in ...

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

it ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Up until the Netflix adaptation is relea...

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

And her anus prolapsed. ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

watches ★6

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Plot twist #2: He attends the funeral vi... ★1

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

First FDT, and now Dorothy! Game over, m... ★2

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

I choose to believe that panel 1 depicts... ★4

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Plot twist: He caught it from Blue shirt... ★2

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

TR: Rejection https://explosm.net/rcg/jr...

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

DCW!

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

Right about now The funk soul brother Ch... ★1

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

A Klicket. -Chinese people, everywhere. ★1

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

I always imagine your comments with a Ch... ★2

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

Toaday is a good day to die. -A cricket.... ★4

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Hope she's got a pre-nup tr: https://exp... ★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

Probably should have stayed in the coma ... ★1

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Gravity Falls.

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Dysentery* Jeez it's right there in ur p...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

In the pizza parlor; with the bullwhip.

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21

Jump around! Jump around! Jump around! J... ★3

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

I'm not the one who acted like a ho Why ...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

*magabulance

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

It's raining ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Original video. https://www.youtube.com/...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Met her on a blind date, helping out an ...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Tis but a scratch! ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-13

I ship it.

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

My bad. Was gonna delete hack and do ove...

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

A little ditty 'bout Joe & Vanessa Two T... ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02

Thanks for clearing that up. ★2

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Strumming my taint with his fingers Stuf... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

Just like Pagliacci did I try to keep my... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Hey, I, oh, I'm still alive Hey, I, oh, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

Would the real FiddleDiddle please stand...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

A vision for a better world. ★2

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-20

Grandpa pissed his pants again He don't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

There's a comic for that http://explosm.... ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

*powers up belly button dick* ★2

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

Mind. Blown. ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18

C̉́̓oͫ͑̓͌m̯̖̰̪̍͒ͤ̍̐̏ē͓̍͒̂́̿̃ ̯̖̞̤̖͆̎ͫ̈̔... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

I wonder if they'll ever do a remake of ... ★6

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

67

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

As your appointed FBI Agent, I endorse t...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Dave must be bagging some major trophy k... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

TR: "No backsies" http://explosm.net/rcg... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

"Creationism explained" http://explosm.n... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

Now, now. Don't be modest. It doesn't be... ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

Shame, it was funnier with the yeet. I'd... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11

I'd just like to congratulate Fellatio D... ★7

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Hot Fudge Sundae. ★2

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

We all did. ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

We all did Lophu... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

ngl, I was expecting something a little ... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10

Faux Pa strikes again! ★5

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

Yes, there was a typo. Should have guess... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10

OT: CAS, I've added a 3rd verse. ★2

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-10

Fool, said my doctor, You do not know Te... ★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-10

After ten thousand pumps (maybe more) My... ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Plot twist: They were performing a dange... ★3

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Robin flew away

Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06

T-shirt should have read #1 #2 FAN #FixY... ★7

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Hello blood-poisoning, my old friend I'v... ★7

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

He put his winky in a slinky. ★3

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

I woke up this morning with a bad hangov... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

F I N G E R S ★4

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

GET OFF MY LAWN! ★4

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Definitely unlucky for the monkey. ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Faux shore. ★4

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Waving to the girls Peeling out of sight... ★3

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

I'm betting Kris' next comic is somethin... ★7

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02

Mrs. Hankey. ★5

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

Them's the rules Dave. Pucker up. http:/... ★4

Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01

Gay.

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

There are no weiners here. ★2

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

And you're the best alt. Ask anybody. Pr... ★4

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

much ancient account returns to comment ... ★6

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

A king, a prince and a usurper walk into... ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Watch out for http://explosm.net/rcg/pse... ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

One for FDT and Dorothy http://explosm.n... ★6

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Nice creation of a 7 letter word.

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Its pretty shit, so seems legit. ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

Anyone hungry? http://explosm.net/rcg/ea... ★4

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

I don't want it I just need it To breath... ★1

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

★6

Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

Eileen, too rye aye ★3

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

LoOk aT iT!! ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

T R I G G E R E D ! ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

F ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Words to live by.

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-19

Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shou... ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Well yeah, there is that I suppose

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

There is nothin' like a dime Nothin' in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Gets those dime juices flowing, eh? ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

Someone dangled a carat in front of him.... ★2

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

bot-ism. Far more serious than botulism;... ★5

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Oh my God, that's amazing! ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Wow, what a huge dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

I'm a conversation starter, normal conve... ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

John Wayne Bobbitt survived. Just sayin.... ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Probably referring to la petite mort, ( ... ★7

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

I've been through the desert on a hearse... ★4

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

That's his collar. ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Good boy. ★3

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Did you do the wiggly arm thing too? ★3

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

So his ass cheek is undead now?

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Not according to your test results. ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Pretty much every teen has tried this, a... ★4

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Lurking in the shadows talking to mirror... ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

I put that comment there to flush out an... ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

1000 times better. ★6

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

I'm guessing he died because the candle ... ★3

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Everybody needs good Neighbours Neighbou... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Any time someone offers me coffee, I sti...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

They see me rollin' They hatin' ★7

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

That reminds me; where's Kangikosama, Cy... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

I asked her her name and in a dark brown... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Headline should have been: Quick dick ni... ★7

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

This is--excuse me--a DAMN fine cup of c... ★3

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

But in the end it doesn't even matter ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

‍♂️

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Although, a shot where he's sucking on h... ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Still loving that pfp. ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Well said. We can only be thankful for K... ★6

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Dear Rob, Even though there can never be... ★6

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

That makes no sense. No wonder you lost ... ★6

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

That sounds like a recipe for a cat ass ... ★6

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Librarian's new job title: Silencer of t... ★5

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Plot twist: imhfc is a trap. ★4

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

I just remembered that the highlight of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Congrats on the new glasses. I doubt tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Problem was I had played HL2 and the oth... ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Hey Dave, nice review of half-life https... ★6

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

I'm picturing you doing a chika dance ar... ★4

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Thanks N-word. ★3

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Thanks FDT.

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Thanks FD. I knew about software beta te... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

I don't get it. ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-24

Look out, the saints are comin' through ... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Cynthia! come closer... closer... CLOSER...

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

Yess, yess he doess. ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22

Billy, Billy don't you lose my number 'C... ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Well this is awkward. ★4

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

You should have said "Thanks for the fl&... ★1

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I'm in the middle of a chain reaction Yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Fudge that. ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

Baby goat did a bad, bad thing ★1

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05

Blue shirts.. everywhere I look. ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Rubber glover ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Not entirely convinced he's human. ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

F

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

FROM THE OTHER SIII-IDE! ★3

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

Solid banana pie door stopper bars. ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Comments are worth a re-read too. ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

He did give us this masterpiece, remembe... ★6

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

No, no. He was the g-string. ★2

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Fortnite dancing intensifies. ★2

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

She's a polyWHEN?! ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

shhhh p.s. no biting next time. You're n... ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Not going to google that. ★4

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Once upon a time there was light in my l... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

His badge is free drinks. ★3

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Interesting to note that Orange's eyes a...

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

⭕ ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19

"Football". Ha, that old chestnut. Hey! ... ★1

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

Aw shit, here we go again. ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-18

*spank ★2

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18

Like the dog, this comic will not age we...

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

Yeah Reich ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-17

Not? ★1

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

And had no parents to give you moral gui... ★4

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

We'll have to wait and C . ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Puts a song in their schlong. ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Or pork belly. ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Puts a hum in their cum. ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Confused me too. I figured it was some n... ★1

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

I like big butts and I can not lie -Gree... ★2

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Hi Afraid of dying alone! ★5

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

He was expecting the interest rate to be...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Panel 4 should have been a gif of GreenS... ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-06

You'll have to buy her book to find that... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

They do have the advantage of being a st... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

That's just, like, your shit opinion, ma... ★6

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

I'm here to chew cum and lick ass; and I... ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

Tongue Depressing Week? ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

It's a trap! ★5

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

No point paying the bill then. Go blow a... ★3

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

*complying

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

⚰ ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Baby week confirmed. ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

... even

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02

I'm sensing a "relatively new here " bad... ★5

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Covid-19. Clorox. ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Who on Earth has a 70 dollar forehead? ★1

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Fuck. With all my alts I'd need a second... ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Anne Frank is an Icee alt?!? ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Definitely Top 10. ★4

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Ever noticed how we're a lot chattier th... ★3

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

Coronavirus Task Force is okay , but I'm... ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01

It needs to be plastic cos he's reading ... ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Are you gonna eat that?

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Centuplets. You get those from having se... ★6

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

She told me to come, but I was already t... ★5

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Special Ed's Origins. ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I'm sorry for your dementia. ★4

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

It's probably full of vaxx anyway. ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Gonna make a sticky bomb?

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Nice catch.

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

Ah, so you're the fanbase! ★3

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

Kid

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-27

Were you trying for death by Snoo-Snoo?

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Not a fan. It gives me gas. ★6

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Yeah, I could go for a new comic too. ★4

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Just split the difference and make it ha... ★2

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

What an A-Haul. ★4

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Only one bar. ★4

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24

?

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

Did you mean: I Am In great pain please ... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

I see dead emojis ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

"...smh my head" ? I think your definiti... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

angry noises ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Or just too much alcohol as a baby. http... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

You mean the North American Marlon Brand... ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

I'm sorry but the acceptable minimum sta... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

Had to google that. Another little chunk... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21

They look ok on my browser. -ϵ⭕϶- ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

You have a non-fucking dick? Wait. What ... ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

*abused

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

Is that an in joke?

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

He uses them to mash the potatoes. https... ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

So you're not leaving it all to BWAH and... ★2

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

one slightly disturbing comic.

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

Peppa Pig. ★2

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

An adult brit milah. ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

She's eating meat, so can't be vegan. ★2

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-20

Dave disappoints. Again.

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-20

He forgot to wear it. He sucks. ★1

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

George a lil bitch.

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

I run a small farm irl, and believe me i... ★6

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

The cattle all have brucellosis We'll ge... ★1

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

We've got two strong hearts We stick tog...

Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13

Straight out of the Gerfird playbook.

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

I swing both ways. I have an analogue wa...

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

Dildo manufacturers ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

I like the way Kris draws his dodgy bord... ★2

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

Thank you, Kris. Not all of us are getti... ★4

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

Knuckle deep inside the borderline This ... ★3

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

CYNTHIA! are you ok?

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

It's candy Jim, but not as we know it.

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

The dude is an Assassin. ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

But human shit isn't worthless http://ex... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

attagirl!

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

... a very good job if they're all Democ...

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Maybe try something like keeping a diary... ★6

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Better that, than a rat up her drainpipe... ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Must be compensating for something with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Try getting out of the basement once in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Those kids need relationship coaching fr...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Are you assuming he doesn't already take...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Good ol' Rinkerton VA.

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Wellington? https://www.betootaadvocate....

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

:spicy: ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Nice job, Dave.

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Remember when PSES was badass? Pepperidg... ★2

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

Well it is all cocaine powder.

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

Worked for Matt Damon. ★2

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Cynthia, are you okay? ★1

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

You really don't want to look at his pfp...

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Those kids need to stay ahead of the cur... ★1

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

So, they finally let him out of jail. ht... ★4

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

*you've got a bad case of Covid blues ★1

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Just to keep the Coronavirus ball rollin... ★2

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Cheer up you two. At least you're not go... ★2

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Don't stop til you get enough

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Definitely. Greta would not be pleased w... ★2

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Boy, that's harsh. You shouldn't put quo...

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

That feels more like a personal anecdote... ★4

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

There once was a commenter; Bald Male Wh... ★6

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

The Novel Coronavirus is OK, but the Mov... ★7

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Worked for Weinstein.

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

I like Boomercaust ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Potayto Potarto

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Looks like Greenshirt farted. ★2

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

You need to become a webcomic author. I ... ★2

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Was it an enematorial? ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

C&H commenter theme song https://m.youtu... ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Why do i get the feeling IMHFC should ha...

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

The cause of, and solution to, all of li... ★2

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

KREIG would have killed someone and carv... ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

http://explosm.net/rcg/xbtucscpa ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

4086 is one of my all time favs.

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Brankenmydia

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Or spend 480 hours playing Batman:Arkham...

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

A Black-Belted Galloway.

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

Laughter is the best medicine. Just not ... ★4

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

Is fearr Gaeilge briste, na Bearla clist...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

Nice one.

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

I guess English is Dave's second languag... ★2

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

The spiritlight is willing, but the fles... ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Vore is good for weight loss too, just s... ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Say 'Hi'' to Jenny for me. ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Simpsons did it. Ha, Ha!

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

RCG time. This was a pure roll of the di... ★5

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

I'm getting rotten fish.

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Mr. Thiccness, YES! ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Looks like he's holding a really heavy p...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

You're a good person. ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Kris' comics are often real late-able. ★4

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

He'd probably accept about Tree Fiddy.

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Tonight's headline act is Ejaculating Ga... ★3

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

...This reply again? ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

*blow

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

I'm a Garbage person... I got hooked on ...

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammal... ★2

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

That's cold, dude. ★1

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Hope it's not COVID-19. Get well soon.

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Yes. He provided the cream. ★4

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

oof!

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

First fuckable cakes, now fuckable sandw...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

OT: How's the job application going? ★3

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

Who said it's a disguise?

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Shit can manufacturing?

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

To be fair, el bandito is scaled down in...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Should have been a bible basher, and bas...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Hey this is offensive to my religion. I ... ★4

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Rob's taking the pistol out of the bulle... ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

I think Rob was on semi-auto pilot when ...

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

True dat. IMHFC can't even be bothered r... ★2

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Bald Mal...

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

I thought you'd be wiping off. ★3

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

<(°.°)> : sip

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08

That trophy looks like a trophy mounted ... ★7

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

I think I've just seen the birth of a ne...

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-03

No. We're not doing that.

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Soft lips are open Them knuckles are pal... ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

Rob is a suppository of wit and humor. ★5

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Too soon.

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

One-Refund Man.

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Did you steal it? ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

The three certainties in life are Death,... ★1

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

I think I got the GST of your pun. ★2

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Wow. Reading this comic was a transforma...

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

:spicy:

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Fan-Fucking-Tastic.

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhh Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhh Oh...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Thought I'd round it up to 100 comments....

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27

What the F?

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27

...and back again. Easy peasy lemon sque...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-27

Sure can. Watch...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Try weighing them down with your insecur... ★3

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Nancy Pelosi clap

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

*squeeze*

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Waiiit for it..... Waiiit for it......

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Look on the bright side...19 is twice as...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

This version explains how the current co... ★5

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

"He says what we're all thinking!"

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

Risky click of the day.

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25

Motherfucker! ★1

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25

No. RCG's make more sense. ★5

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

Rgc time http://explosm.net/rcg/xbtucscp...

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

And then this happened... http://explosm... ★3

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-21

Does she use it to scratch an itch? ★1

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

I wondered what happened to X.N.C.

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

How's the volcano going?

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

...Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Genghis Kh... ★1

Comment to comic 5164 on 2020-01-15

"We are a peaceful fellatiocracy. We nee... ★1

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

Good luck.

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

A Hard Rock band presumably.

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

Looks like it's a hard call.

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-15

That comma makes your comment read like ... ★1

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-15

"Flat white no sugar" to be exact.

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

Pardon my ignorance, but can this comic ... ★7

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

I heard it's got an eggsellent menu. ★2

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

Happy birthday. So what, you're 13 now? ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

What's love got to do, got to do with it...

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Well spotted, Hawk Eye.

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

file name is http://files.explosm.net/co... ★1

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Probably a secret service agent retireme... ★2

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

sucking noises intensify

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlettes... ...He... ★2

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

I thought she took one f̶r̶o̶m̶ for the ...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

cakes. http://explosm.net/comics/4864/ ★2

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

aaand....cue a full year's worth of shit... ★6

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-03

What a coincidence; my fetish is kicking...

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-03

Oops. I forgot that you suffer from elep...

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03

Dun-Dun-Duuuun!! Stay tuned for next yea... ★2

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Hopefully Falert reappears this year too... ★2

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Ahhhhhhhhh! A g-g-g-g-ghost! welcome bac... ★1

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Offendor? Isn't that Harry Potter's scho... ★1

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Desperado, why don't you come to your se... ★3

Comment to comic 3511 on 2020-01-03

That's a shitty looking gavel. Looks lik...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Can't fool us. We know you'll do it rega... ★5

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

http://explosm.net/comics/3217/ http://e... ★3

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

War on fashion. ★2

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

Hey FiddleDiddle! Are polar bears bigges... ★4

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

the..real..thing? What is this, real thi...

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01

Dorothy's a furry now?!?

Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01

Hey IMHFC! The coast is clear, you can c... ★1

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Let me guess... not a fan of reading ear... ★2

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

https://pineight.com/cnhsearch.py?user=I... ★1

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

WOOSH, you have Smol pener.

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

His soul. ★1

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

No, shit Sherlock. ★1

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

shuuut uuuup. If we lay low, this'll all... ★1

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

He's gay af too. ★2

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

Cain was the first gay. He fucked his br... ★4

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

Ah shit, here we go again. ★1

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

Try switching it off once in a while. ★6

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

Merry Dickless! ★2

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

That would have to be the only thing you... ★3

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

Shark must have been hunting for bass. ★4

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Harden up, Robobert. Are you a Robot Man... ★2

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

Gei.

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Um, I think the count is 578. 577 was ba... ★5

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

Overqualified. ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

All in all, you're just a, stick man on ... ★6

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

Why?

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14

Zsasz strikes again.

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

He'll, yeah, brother, me, too, ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

A tad more exclusive than 1000, but stil...

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Dorothy. ★2

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Child porn. ★3

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Shit just got real, kiddo. ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

Heroes in a half shell. ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

..and so say all of us...and so say all ...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Blue Shirt: "Look at me, I'm such an idi... ★1

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

stampede my ass pls ★6

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

No u. ★1

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Hey, you've got the poop emoji as your p... ★3

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

poidh

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

YAAAAAY! ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Fuck Coldplay. ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RvpWK1i...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

There's a bug in Adobe 2020 that makes i... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

How would a cute little goat like you he... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

... and if you look up, we see another p... ★4

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Cynthia is correct. https://www.grammarl... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

and g̶o̶o̶ glue ear.

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

It's a bitch, looking for payback. ★6

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

He's right there! In all 3 panels! Are y... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

I'm seriously starting to think that you... ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Way to kill the meme, Knittler. ★4

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

I've heard they set you free. ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27

yOu FoRgOt ThE jOkEs ★7

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-27

http://explosm.net/rcg/oziwcqikw

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-27

And using his dick instead of fingers. ★3

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

You don't have to post the first thing g... ★1

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Kanye.

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Let's hope he's a bouncing baby boy. ★4

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Spoiler Alert!!

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

Ohhh....anti- vax . I thought you were a... ★1

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

With great power comes great loot.

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

XKCD

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Maybe it's someone hoping you'll bring b... ★5

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

She must be Canadian. https://southpark.... ★2

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

"This movie proves that nice guys don't ... ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

How the priest wants this to pan out. ht... ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Send your pfp to Cecilia Giménez. I hear... ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

Wow. The name of the comic file is bigbo...

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

Jesus is telling you to eat a dick. Bett...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Shitcake. ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

But it will have Sir (cow) Pat in it, an...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Emoji Movie Number 2's. ★2

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

This is sad. Rob should not make fun of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

smol bewbs tho

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Anyway, my comment is: That has got to b...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Thought I better get my comment in early... ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-19

I don't get it.

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Comic changed again! Beardy is now def j... ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

WHY IS EVERYBODY STARING AND POINTING? ★3

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Why are you questioning it? ★5

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

I thought it was one of those cool beard... ★7

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Yeah, she came back for a short while bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

They should call you genius. ★1

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Looks like the doc has now broken two he... ★1

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11

★4

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Waste not want not. ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Ewww.

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

*Barrett?

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Um, why were your balls so close to its ... ★3

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Now he's a dead-eye dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Moving back in with your mom? ★5

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

more like a dick replacement.

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Maybe you should see a doctor? A healthy... ★3

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

He's baaaaack! ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

I think they're fidget spinners. Because... ★3

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Thanks for the offer, but I'm agoraphobi... ★3

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Slip inside the eye of your mind Don't y...

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Don't blink! Don't blink! Ah fuck it, I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

In hindsight, it was a punk move. ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

And his colostomy bag is full too. ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Teflon coated microbeads ftw! ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

I don't get the reference.

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Don't forget to wipe.

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

She was quite upset actually, as it made... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

I bet you'd like to rub his face in it. ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

I think Snipr's AI has created it's own ... ★4

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Nice segue. ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Depressing Medical Condition Week! http:... ★5

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Blue shirt is aghast that they didn't dr... ★1

Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04

Ask Pyro. I'm sure he'd be happy to do i...

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

You're kidding. ★2

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

You mean if the flagon's 'a flaggin'? ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02

I'm the fire starter, twisted fire start...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

!

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

Hai Fruit.

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

I woke up this morning with a bad hangov... ★2

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Right. In. The. Feels.

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

One for Karen: http://explosm.net/rcg/ml... ★1

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Weeeeeeed

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

DoN't KiNk ShAmE! ★4

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Trudeau? ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

When they make out, she must get the bes... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

When you say FIGHT ME, you're actually s...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Why did she flush? Isn't the joke that s... ★2

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Is that Justin Trudeau? ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I guess you'll just have to put on a b̶l...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-22

I mis-read this as 'Ugh I forgot I still...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

retardism. ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

That's definitely not burglary; just gar...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Prefer Pepsi myself. ★2

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

jewsb ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I was waiting for exactly this comment.

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

This sounds non-cannon to me. ★3

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Too quiet...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

"Look at that new comic!" "Eh, I don't s... ★3

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

I think it's a good one actually, even i...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

According to the comic's filename, Orang... ★3

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16

I do like the way that the baby is havin...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Barring that, always go for the head.

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Sorry. Didn't mean to steal your thing. ...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

As a rule, I generally aim for the glowi... ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

vualá!

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Welcome back, you old psycho. ★2

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

cool pfp. almost worth keeping imo

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Short of turning into actual kiddy porn ...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Rob Face < Dave Face, but Rob Genie > Da... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

or maybe a proper politician, hmmm?

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Alternative to panels 2 & 3: https://www... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Confirmed!

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Heard great things about this game; alwa...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Press F to pay respects.

Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23

Jeezus that was a short-lived comic. ★1

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

W.T.F.

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedl...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

All your cancer are belong to us! Someon...

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

Looks like Kris skipped Comic Day.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-09

0.007... 0.005... 0.003... 0.001...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

This comic reminds me of the time I went...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

That was two days ago. ★1

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Nice work. Who's the commenter between C... ★1

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bon... ★1

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

In your case I think cunt doctor means p... ★2

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I'm flattered that someone liked that co...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

By definition.

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Helps balance out the Ebola.

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

He'll be a C&H commenter? ★2

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

finally, someone gets it!

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Did seem a tad harsh.

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I can't help but get the feeling that th... ★4

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Heading down to the bunker are we?

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Sir_Cumsized? Sounds like a good name fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Could be worse. Doc might have said he h... ★5

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I prescribe one Sir_Positive daily. To b... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

0.07... 0.05... 0.03... 0.01... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

0.7... 0.5... 0.3... 0.1 ... ★3

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Hoping for the next comic in 7... 5... 3... ★4

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Said no-one ever.

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

1 KN3W H1M W311 H0R4710 ★4

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

How's that game review coming along?

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

ha, yes it does look like he killed hims... ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

You're all a frikkin bunch of pansexuals...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Still a better love story than Twilight.... ★3

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02

still gay tho.

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02

To paraphrase Pranay, everybody asks who...

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-09-02

You won't get away with this just by del...

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

Checking for Klingons. ★2

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

This sounds like the most extravagant th... ★1

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

Fried? I always picked you for an oven-r... ★2

Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-08-31

Wow, they're really milking this one.

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Ask Karen. She knows how, don't you Kare... ★2

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Probably when she runs out of gas ★2

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-31

Actually, your DNA is all over the place...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-31

Yes, that's pretty much the intention. ★1

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

I think you're confusing cause and effec... ★2

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

Okay ★1

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

It wasn't really much of a progression. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

⊙ω⊙

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

He should go see Brojar. He's got plenty... ★3

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

Nice work. ★1

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

Aww, that's so cute. A tiny little UFO i... ★4

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

That dude's gonna end up with a tight as...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Is.. is that a non-native species? You m... ★4

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

They make great novelty earrings.

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Dr Kalkbrenner sounds dreamy, with his w...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-13

Funny that. I was just remembering the s... ★2

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-13

Cheerleader: Gived me an S! Gived me a T... ★4

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

comelettes? ★2

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Exhibit A: BWAH ★1

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

can't hump. ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

I personally didn't laugh at this

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

I'm fairly certain the first one is your...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Netherlands?

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Can't wait for the spitter-spatter sound... ★3

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

He's a bell-end.

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Facts. I meant 'her' in the 'internet he...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

Hai Fiddle, but I'm not Noodle. I just m...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

I'm your private trainer, a trainer for ...

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Ha ha. Jokes on you. I'll be dead by 204... ★2

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-09

Hai Glitch.

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

Just listened to it. Welcome back, old f... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-09

That's depressing.

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

I'll have to give it a whirl. I've alway... ★2

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

From eating dodgy salmon, apparently. ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Well yeah we all know that.

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

I bet it has something to do with apples... ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Well given the prior hentai references, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Nice find. that was a fairly crap comic ...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

the shopkeeper from Illinois came round ...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Nah. You're too cool for Dorothy.

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Ah, but that was 33 in alligator years. ★1

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Neither. It was the sound of my cat puki...

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

Old Mother Poll of the Day. Yep, she was... ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

At least you're honest about it, I suppo... ★2

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

It's like RAI..aiiiiin on your wedding d...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03

I'd guess that she's a 12-year old

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Actually she has quite a few jobs blow h... ★1

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Maybe he snuck out the back door. ★1

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

T R I G G E R E D

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

We've evolved. ★2

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Holy crap! Kama Pootra is an actual book... ★3

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

Rob face ★2

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Didn't happen to hear "the lion sleeps t... ★3

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Is this Rob's way of saying that there w... ★7

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

I love that old Dionne Warwick song ... ...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

who? was it KREIG?!? ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

that made me laugh

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

DVDA?

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Yip. https://godhub.xyz It says that it'... ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Take a read thru these comments, and it'... ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

PSTP vs Sherlock http://explosm.net/rcg/... ★5

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

⬆️ ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Same planet, different worlds, I'm afrai... ★2

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Here's an rcg I made for the occasion ht...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

Hope it's not a shogun wedding.

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

STOOGA and STOOGS make no sense. STOOGE ... ★3

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

relevance, your Honor? ★1

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

kthx

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

You've been hitting the bath water again... ★3

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

comic file name is teeeeenchoice.png Did...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Wow, pearls of wisdom. Thank you. Here's... ★2

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

I wondered what Al was up to these days.... ★1

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26

Sooooo... Azrael? ★1

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26

Welp if that doesn't get us a Shrek comi... ★1

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

Why is orange shirt standing on a fence?...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

..or offer your anus as a home for orpha...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

I think we'd all like to see you sufferi...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

this is what got you "resigned", isn't i...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

and Bingo was his name-O ★2

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

Why in God's name would you spell 95, ju...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

.... or a good quality hand lotion. ★4

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

...or you could perform sexual favours f...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

If it's mental age we're talking, you're...

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21

You have someone that researches heads?

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

She slathers on a good layer of axle gre... ★1

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

No, we think you're a dick. ★4

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

Did you just assume that it's human? ★3

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

kittens

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

*plasters

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

SEND.IT.BACK! SEND.IT.BACK!

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I wonder if this is the guy upstairs?

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

I thought you wrote the Woody Allen Awar... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

You're a terrible scout.

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-15

They're gonna have some hot parsecs.

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-15

Is that what they tell you in the toilet...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

http://explosm.net/rcg/apvwxlkhc ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Now let's have our secret milkshake! ★3

Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-01

I bet you're a proofreader, aren't you? ★4

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Why?

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Did you kill yourself (again)?

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

I haven't been keeping a close eye on th... ★3

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

Who?

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

BoJimmy?

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Probably not.

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

FROM THE OTHER SII-IDE ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Have to disagree with you there. If SFD ...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Fortnite 3: Forty days of Nite ★2

Comment to comic 1841 on 2019-06-12

I don't like the anti-Semitism in this c...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-10

I'm calling it early. Dad joke Week. ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Spin around in circles and throw my arms... ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

Looks like a Karen to me. ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Awww! Does somebody need a hug?

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

Hey...you! you're not dead! ( damnit )

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

I was told legs is the word. Spread the ...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Ed's Special ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

B) and a big piece of C) thank you.

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Hey! Don't ruin the illusion. I like to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

It can know ★5

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

I shot the Seraph But I did not root the... ★3

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

Is Jim working as a cop now?

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Welcome back. I guess I can retire this ... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/stro... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Well he does have 7 other accounts to fa... ★3

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

July 31st 2017 . Might want to clean tho... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish ★2

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

Shhh! Use your inside voice. ★1

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

Wheen your dick's 3'' long, but your wif... ★4

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Two for the price of none! ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Bad doctor! Down! ★3

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

congratulations on the badge, pranay :) ★1

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

Congratulations! was there a special on ... ★3

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

Congrats. You even get a fullstop! ★3

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

Anyone care to provide a tl;dr; on what ... ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

I once orgasmed so hard I coughed.

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

I think he's counting on it.

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24

Leprepaun

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Makes a decent drop too. https://www.the... ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-18

Don't bring ur irl shit round here! Ain'... ★1

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I love you so, And I always will

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I've realized that we haven't heard from...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Fortnite: The Ultimate Guide to Dominati... ★3

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Aw it's OK. Turn that frown upside down....

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

She goes in and out and in And out and i...

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

Buy 4 and they'll be paying you money!

Comment to comic 5243 on 2019-05-13

showers make me special in my wet place

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

Aww, that's sweet.

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Perhaps she's wearing her pushup brah.

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Please don't tell me she wears crocs.

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Brainfreeze , noun: Something you never ... ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

That would make Grandma a sadistic bitch...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

*oldest

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

I hear it's pretty fun. prefer Connect F... ★4

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

It's not polite to stare. ★3

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Bishop to QR3. Mate in 7. ★2

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I would have put Sherlock and Taint Punc... ★3

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

★2

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

Something to be something. (I'm not very...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

That's almost identical to the last lett... ★5

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

possibly https://imgur.com/gallery/0WKAv...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

I'd say you got the right one. You are a...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

If only sigh

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

we don't talk about that anymore

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

I'm sure i'll be fine. I'm wearing my pu...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Didn't you know? It's always Sonny in Ph... ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Poor kid. He can never leave Philadelphi...

Comment to comic 2127 on 2019-04-30

Was going really well until someone from...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I pronounce it 'El Mow', and like to thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Tradin' semen with a demon ★4

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

I knew ya wouldn't let us down

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Dude, can you hang onto a pfp for more t...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

James sounds like a righteous cunt. ★2

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

This could be the pilot for a reboot of ...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

That's IMHFC's job, not mine. ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Don't we need an updated death count?

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

Yep.

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

★4

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Thank you for including Noodle ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Dare you to shoot him

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

★2

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

I heard a rumor that it was all an elabo...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Would have expected Captain Marvel to do...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

So is he saying that he has multiple tin...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

★5

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

with sprinkles. No, wait, that's lice.

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

had to go there, didn't ya.

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

It's segued from a blatant POTA parody t... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Only a 5some? You're setting the bar pre...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Yes, that would be terrible

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

I like the way that the black hole's "fa...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

homo

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

A real toe-tapper

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

I suspect some sort of sticky substance ... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

full of penis full of pins. It's a stick...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do th... ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Look at the file name.

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

The Kurt Cobain Memorial Hole (actual si...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

UNACCEPTABLE ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Based on the name of the comic's file, I...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

★2