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GriffinGuy

212 comments (2015-02-28 – 2016-05-05) to 202 comics
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Comment to comic 4287 on 2016-05-05

Wait, didn't he quit, or did he actually...

Comment to comic 4272 on 2016-04-18

I'm sorry you didn't get it the first ti...

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-12

I'm too old for this...

Comment to comic 3673 on 2016-04-12

But you would already have all the penni...

Comment to comic 3673 on 2016-04-12

I feel like a million bucks..... And by ... ★3

Comment to comic 2629 on 2016-04-12

Negative Last

Comment to comic 1363 on 2016-04-12

Bats can't say no... ★2

Comment to comic 4268 on 2016-04-12

Out on the streets is an adventurous pla...

Comment to comic 4265 on 2016-04-12

This is basically how steam works

Comment to comic 4261 on 2016-04-07

Fifty shades of Draganome...

Comment to comic 946 on 2016-03-07

Is it really too far-fetched for true lo...

Comment to comic 4232 on 2016-03-07

C&H could've made lots of money by turni...

Comment to comic 4219 on 2016-02-23

Then, I become an even BIGGER asshole

Comment to comic 4061 on 2016-01-31

Is he actually a doctor though? What kin...

Comment to comic 15 on 2016-01-30

Did someone say fuck-off? (Reference to ...

Comment to comic 4195 on 2016-01-30

But wut if xX_Dragonome420_Xx is not kil...

Comment to comic 4188 on 2016-01-23

This is Cyanide and Happiness, and we jo...

Comment to comic 971 on 2016-01-23

In a perfect world, there are no blind a... ★1

Comment to comic 2820 on 2016-01-23

(Nerd voice) w-whoa, y-you have a friend...

Comment to comic 2775 on 2016-01-23

I thought they were all edible.

Comment to comic 4187 on 2016-01-22

Well, I already know everything about th...

Comment to comic 487 on 2016-01-06

Maybe he would've been more convincing i...

Comment to comic 4169 on 2016-01-04

Get out while you can; you won't last a ...

Comment to comic 4159 on 2015-12-25

There's only one thing missing. Matt. Oh...

Comment to comic 4128 on 2015-11-26

The fact that someone underage is going ...

Comment to comic 4127 on 2015-11-24

Ah. This will certainly help my week go....

Comment to comic 4123 on 2015-11-20

Crap I meant "touched you Billy."

Comment to comic 4123 on 2015-11-20

"Show us the doll where the man touched ...

Comment to comic 3101 on 2015-11-19

Is that Coke on the table?

Comment to comic 2046 on 2015-11-19

And that was my triple collateral on fre...

Comment to comic 3667 on 2015-11-12

Ahh, America. Where homosexuality is cho... ★6

Comment to comic 1280 on 2015-11-12

Is this an actual proposal?

Comment to comic 3267 on 2015-11-12

It changes all of us, doesn't it?

Comment to comic 4108 on 2015-11-12

I used to be straight. Upon looking at t...

Comment to comic 4114 on 2015-11-11

Make peace not war.....

Comment to comic 4113 on 2015-11-10

Must be the Hotline Miami level editor. ...

Comment to comic 3419 on 2015-11-08

By a hooker

Comment to comic 2318 on 2015-11-08

Well, John Lennon was part of the Beatle...

Comment to comic 2504 on 2015-11-06

Obviously Canadian clowns...

Comment to comic 2822 on 2015-11-06

Oh, um.... Well.... Hi Flap1324. Um, thi... ★3

Comment to comic 4077 on 2015-10-05

And that kids, is how I met your father....

Comment to comic 4069 on 2015-10-02

Holy crap! The signal had my initials

Comment to comic 4056 on 2015-09-15

Seriously?

Comment to comic 2517 on 2015-09-08

Hot dogs...

Comment to comic 4047 on 2015-09-06

The time is 9:11?

Comment to comic 375 on 2015-08-23

(Parachutes out window firing an AK-47 K...

Comment to comic 3118 on 2015-08-22

Wait, on the side of the box. A triangle...

Comment to comic 1662 on 2015-08-20

Good thing that small net will help get ... ★2

Comment to comic 4017 on 2015-08-20

This being a C&H animation, I thought he...

Comment to comic 3431 on 2015-08-18

BOOM! Headshot. 100pts kill. 25pts heads... ★1

Comment to comic 4026 on 2015-08-16

I need that tattoo. But without the 'shu...

Comment to comic 4020 on 2015-08-10

Ugh, happiness...

Comment to comic 4018 on 2015-08-08

However.... Xvariable / 420 * Kris + fa7...

Comment to comic 4010 on 2015-08-05

Hanglider falls out of air* ★1

Comment to comic 4010 on 2015-08-05

This reminds me of my parents.

Comment to comic 4004 on 2015-08-01

Crap, so I've been doing it wrong this W... ★1

Comment to comic 4002 on 2015-07-28

THIS should've been included in DCW9. No...

Comment to comic 978 on 2015-07-26

If only there were some people who had t...

Comment to comic 3984 on 2015-07-23

Heh, the refrigerator says redrum.

Comment to comic 616 on 2015-07-22

And this is why there were very few tita...

Comment to comic 594 on 2015-07-22

Smokey: Only YOU can prevent forest fire... ★1

Comment to comic 3996 on 2015-07-22

Poyterroy was right. Looking forward to ...

Comment to comic 3995 on 2015-07-21

Oh am I ready to feeeeeeel...

Comment to comic 3995 on 2015-07-21

IT'S FINALLY HERE. WHY AM I SO HAPPY?

Comment to comic 3992 on 2015-07-18

Ask questions, then shoot. But ignore th... ★1

Comment to comic 3990 on 2015-07-15

Looks like the ANT is after the uncle. G...

Comment to comic 3564 on 2015-07-07

I've got some good cooking recipes... ★1

Comment to comic 723 on 2015-07-07

'Did you forget the mouthwash?' 'Dammit!...

Comment to comic 2711 on 2015-07-07

'This burrito is quite spicy.' 'Oh yeah,... ★1

Comment to comic 3730 on 2015-06-26

It. Is. A. CUCUMBER!

Comment to comic 3727 on 2015-06-26

Who would play computer games when you'v... ★1

Comment to comic 3969 on 2015-06-26

I was suggesting a violent game, but I t... ★1

Comment to comic 3969 on 2015-06-26

I'm starting to understand why a boy who... ★2

Comment to comic 1071 on 2015-06-19

That is NOT the way to pick up chicks, m... ★5

Comment to comic 3962 on 2015-06-18

On the shelf, they have 'cholesterols' f...

Comment to comic 3960 on 2015-06-16

Fme. ★2

Comment to comic 3955 on 2015-06-15

Then a puppy comes over and say, "I'm a ... ★4

Comment to comic 3957 on 2015-06-13

And all that cheap Coke is just sugar. ★2

Comment to comic 3954 on 2015-06-12

Do you know of Luigi or is it a 'That's ... ★1

Comment to comic 3954 on 2015-06-12

Mario. An Itilian man made by the Japane...

Comment to comic 3953 on 2015-06-10

Oh. I guess I bought all of this toilet ...

Comment to comic 3953 on 2015-06-10

Did anyone else notice in the first pane...

Comment to comic 1911 on 2015-06-09

DOUBLE-D!!

Comment to comic 3946 on 2015-06-03

Yes spider, BECOME A MONSTER!!

Comment to comic 3943 on 2015-06-01

Slasher would be more appropriate ★1

Comment to comic 2822 on 2015-05-29

QUICK!! KILL IT KILL IT!!!

Comment to comic 3797 on 2015-05-27

Only if you agree to... SPARE 1 DIRECTIO...

Comment to comic 2236 on 2015-05-27

C&H + Sin City = This

Comment to comic 3938 on 2015-05-26

The real hero is your local fire departm...

Comment to comic 3937 on 2015-05-25

It's cool how the bottle combusted in mi...

Comment to comic 3936 on 2015-05-24

Why? What's wrong.

Comment to comic 3933 on 2015-05-22

Don't take school and stay in drugs. I t...

Comment to comic 3783 on 2015-05-20

Anyone think of Junior Roark from Sin Ci...

Comment to comic 2634 on 2015-05-19

The pope is also like this.

Comment to comic 3930 on 2015-05-18

They say dogs tend to look like their ow...

Comment to comic 3929 on 2015-05-17

Not a lot, just a little bit ★1

Comment to comic 578 on 2015-05-15

Believe me, I could carry the argument W... ★1

Comment to comic 3922 on 2015-05-10

And a six pack beer in his hand too!

Comment to comic 2664 on 2015-05-08

Yaaaaaaaay! ★2

Comment to comic 3918 on 2015-05-06

Leave? Hell maybe!

Comment to comic 2595 on 2015-05-04

Actually, I think that is medically poss... ★1

Comment to comic 2575 on 2015-05-04

Kool aid, kool aid, sat on a wall, kool ...

Comment to comic 3914 on 2015-05-04

Jesus would die for Jesus' sins

Comment to comic 3101 on 2015-05-03

"I'm looking for the man who killed Hitl...

Comment to comic 2932 on 2015-05-02

If no one saw that, then how come you kn... ★1

Comment to comic 3906 on 2015-04-30

In Mexican Hat child abducters

Comment to comic 3911 on 2015-04-29

I never SAW that coming

Comment to comic 2539 on 2015-04-27

Mom, Dad, I thought you said no faces, a... ★3

Comment to comic 1054 on 2015-04-27

Condom man, condom man, does whatever a ... ★4

Comment to comic 2273 on 2015-04-27

Now it's our official doorstopper ★1

Comment to comic 1276 on 2015-04-26

Fiction: fan waving man servants had gun... ★2

Comment to comic 2384 on 2015-04-26

Couldn't he predict he was going to say ... ★1

Comment to comic 2350 on 2015-04-26

Nah, they teach us to rape

Comment to comic 1918 on 2015-04-26

I dunno, that tunnel is pretty scary. I ...

Comment to comic 3908 on 2015-04-26

Chances are that you'll have to divorce

Comment to comic 3900 on 2015-04-23

We all once thought my grandpa was dead,...

Comment to comic 3903 on 2015-04-21

That was also the day I say a man's brai...

Comment to comic 3902 on 2015-04-20

People acting like bears? Very fishy...

Comment to comic 2852 on 2015-04-18

I wanna break the record for longest nos...

Comment to comic 2684 on 2015-04-18

The last one. I no something china

Comment to comic 3726 on 2015-04-17

A real hard decision. ★1

Comment to comic 3893 on 2015-04-16

You know what else is good stuff. Meat.

Comment to comic 2230 on 2015-04-14

Plus, everyone would come back to life a...

Comment to comic 2864 on 2015-04-13

Looks like that bully is going to be bul...

Comment to comic 3892 on 2015-04-11

Locked Ina room filled with Tnt.

Comment to comic 1411 on 2015-04-10

I'll take three.

Comment to comic 2144 on 2015-04-10

I feel sorry for the Colorblind.

Comment to comic 2858 on 2015-04-10

And the fascist kills the man and takes ...

Comment to comic 1246 on 2015-04-10

Du du DUUUUHHHH

Comment to comic 1241 on 2015-04-10

Alright, here's your coke! (Gives a cola...

Comment to comic 2173 on 2015-04-10

Not really creepy when you're on your 5t...

Comment to comic 2343 on 2015-04-10

The power of Christ compels you!

Comment to comic 3891 on 2015-04-10

Here in Antarctica we say, What Hell?

Comment to comic 2788 on 2015-04-09

Ahem... 'She and I' not 'her and I'. Wel... ★1

Comment to comic 2566 on 2015-04-09

I'd still eat it.

Comment to comic 1538 on 2015-04-09

Science.

Comment to comic 3886 on 2015-04-09

When he said it was safe, he was lion......

Comment to comic 1778 on 2015-04-08

Nah, reading comics online is about as l...

Comment to comic 3889 on 2015-04-07

Get a load of this guy,

Comment to comic 3884 on 2015-04-07

I'm pretty sure in between 10 & 12 shoul...

Comment to comic 3888 on 2015-04-05

It's ghost zombie jesus

Comment to comic 3878 on 2015-03-30

Mine's at the back of a white van in a b...

Comment to comic 3879 on 2015-03-28

I guess you could say it 'runs' in the f...

Comment to comic 3871 on 2015-03-26

I have a bomb too. A bath bomb.

Comment to comic 2293 on 2015-03-25

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!

Comment to comic 934 on 2015-03-24

Actually a lot of white people back then...

Comment to comic 3875 on 2015-03-24

Suicide hotlines, the right way to go! ★1

Comment to comic 1744 on 2015-03-23

You never really know what you buy onlin...

Comment to comic 1267 on 2015-03-23

Die young, live free. ★1

Comment to comic 3122 on 2015-03-23

Science explosion

Comment to comic 3331 on 2015-03-22

Ruff. ★2

Comment to comic 926 on 2015-03-22

GEORGE YOU IDIOT

Comment to comic 1049 on 2015-03-22

Whatever you do, never, EVER, combine th...

Comment to comic 1862 on 2015-03-22

I think he was going to say "hitler was ...

Comment to comic 622 on 2015-03-22

Hocus pocus muddafugga

Comment to comic 672 on 2015-03-22

Twists

Comment to comic 1123 on 2015-03-22

Dat face though

Comment to comic 2057 on 2015-03-22

Boondoggles I think...

Comment to comic 1953 on 2015-03-22

Move over sharknado.

Comment to comic 2484 on 2015-03-22

Had some weird converstions, haven't you...

Comment to comic 2649 on 2015-03-22

Does anyone notice the fiancé smiling on... ★1

Comment to comic 2598 on 2015-03-22

I love these comics that have multiple j... ★1

Comment to comic 3873 on 2015-03-22

What have we become...

Comment to comic 789 on 2015-03-19

Go David!

Comment to comic 2012 on 2015-03-19

Oh uh err, this is just, um, Whale resea...

Comment to comic 2264 on 2015-03-19

I you know what I mean

Comment to comic 3867 on 2015-03-19

Step in a pot hole, break your uncle's a...

Comment to comic 2654 on 2015-03-18

Upon seeing this comic, I noticed C&H me... ★6

Comment to comic 2072 on 2015-03-18

Is that guy male or female? ★2

Comment to comic 649 on 2015-03-18

Too fast though...

Comment to comic 489 on 2015-03-18

The answer was obviously 4. ★1

Comment to comic 2699 on 2015-03-17

Work it

Comment to comic 3194 on 2015-03-17

Movie night anyone?

Comment to comic 3868 on 2015-03-17

Good thing there was a handy camera man ... ★1

Comment to comic 3337 on 2015-03-12

The ass IS an app ★1

Comment to comic 1730 on 2015-03-12

Ma'am, that was listerine. It's poisonou...

Comment to comic 1932 on 2015-03-11

You must enter the matrix, if you know w...

Comment to comic 210 on 2015-03-11

Your dog WAS a rat.

Comment to comic 1122 on 2015-03-11

I literally said lesbian when I first he... ★3

Comment to comic 3074 on 2015-03-11

First ★1

Comment to comic 1840 on 2015-03-11

Was he pointing past him or AT him?

Comment to comic 3862 on 2015-03-11

He returned.... He always does... The co...

Comment to comic 2704 on 2015-03-10

It doesn't bite... Hard.

Comment to comic 1459 on 2015-03-10

He's on fire... Literally!

Comment to comic 754 on 2015-03-10

Every time I turned my device upside dow... ★5

Comment to comic 743 on 2015-03-09

My uncle had a tumour that looked like a...

Comment to comic 1068 on 2015-03-09

Felt like hugs to me...

Comment to comic 3090 on 2015-03-09

They got the Dumb and Dumber suits

Comment to comic 1288 on 2015-03-09

"Let's not ask questions that don't need... ★1

Comment to comic 2679 on 2015-03-08

Husband of the year reward!

Comment to comic 1753 on 2015-03-08

I think Rob may have nailed it. ★1

Comment to comic 2380 on 2015-03-08

At least he's spending the funds on gard...

Comment to comic 3858 on 2015-03-08

They have names you know. Well, not that...

Comment to comic 2675 on 2015-03-07

This was more confusing then the FNaF st...

Comment to comic 2542 on 2015-03-07

C&H. Rated I for immature.

Comment to comic 3085 on 2015-03-07

There's nothing to be ashamed of in lovi... ★1

Comment to comic 3427 on 2015-03-06

Never say never...

Comment to comic 3856 on 2015-03-06

The only shark would be the condom. "Qui...

Comment to comic 2485 on 2015-03-05

They both have one limb. So they are the... ★1

Comment to comic 1429 on 2015-03-05

I'm Canadian :)

Comment to comic 3854 on 2015-03-05

Don't drop the soap :D

Comment to comic 2954 on 2015-03-02

There are some weird bible stories. Bele...

Comment to comic 3852 on 2015-03-02

"And that kids, is how I mat your father...

Comment to comic 3071 on 2015-03-01

Something strange in the neighbourhood? ...

Comment to comic 3845 on 2015-03-01

Soccer balls are called footballs in oth... ★1

Comment to comic 1170 on 2015-03-01

You should really read what the actual a...

Comment to comic 3851 on 2015-03-01

Leonardo or something sent his lover his... ★2

Comment to comic 3064 on 2015-02-28

Grammar Nazis bad they are

Comment to comic 3063 on 2015-02-28

Saving Private Dick: a true story.

Comment to comic 775 on 2015-02-28

And that brownie was the antidote for th...

Comment to comic 3850 on 2015-02-28

Plot twist! It was the purple-shirted ey...

Comment to comic 366 on 2015-02-28

Kinda looks like Chica from FNaF