comments by Good I Snipr

Good I Snipr
1975 comments (2018-02-28 – 2021-12-21) to 402 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21
But is it dirty, dreadlocked, and full o...
Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21
' .
Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21
Didja know you can re-arrange the 3 char...
Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21
Acquire, Safety, Trigger. Under The Eart... ★3
Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21
To me, hell is trapped in a grocery stor... ★3
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-21
Isn't it obvious?
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
https://explosm.net/rcg/nityxewhi ★2
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
All ropes sold should come with either a... ★2
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
Woulda been funnier if you left the "a" ...
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
Yeah, on the banner image of BestGore.
Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20
https://unsee.cc/album#Ojqp9yDVlr1DY9vX
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-20
When over-zealous ammo-buyers meet? http...
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-20
My kinda people: https://explosm.net/rcg...
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18
I did something to this one too: https:/... ★1
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18
"And then I told him to use 'than' rathe... ★1
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-18
Yup. ★2
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17
I improved it: https://explosm.net/rcg/m... ★2
Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17
Beliefs* They're the bullets of the wick... ★1
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
McD's doesn't count as food. ★1
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15
Driving Error Almost Fatality This one t... ★2
Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-14
"Hold on, I can't hear you. Lemme get my... ★4
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
Ninja Fairies in Training ★1
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
Naw, it's better to have every frame abs... ★1
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
I was thinking: "pump and dump". https:/... ★1
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
How hard is it for a website to claim th...
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
VPN does nothing when your DNS is record... ★2
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-10
An experiment for you to do: Buy a near ... ★1
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
Is that not the age of Dennis? https://y... ★1
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
No phone call for you!
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
Disappointment is biting into caramel wh...
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
I can't tell if you misspelled: moments ... ★1
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
War Of The Worlds radio show has a good ...
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
Happy Painday. I feel your birth. ★3
Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08
Be cause he's a doctor, not a manager.
Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07
"spelczech" ★2
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
You misspelled "homage". (and reference ... ★1
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
https://explosm.net/rcg/bmvkavrlf ★3
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
Explaining how to do these takes the fun... ★2
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
on ★1
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
Naw, unpaid. Was the "Red Lobster refere...
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-03
But don't take the witnesses just anywhe... ★3
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03
There's a bathroom stall near me that re... ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
Why not: https://explosm.net/rcg/lmreuct... ★2
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
NGL, when the page loaded, I saw the "He...
Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27
Remind me to post about strAWs tomorrow....
Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27
Nay, NEW Mexico.
Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27
This one's Orange Shirted Heart Stabber.... ★2
Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24
Today, I tried using "hey google" to bri... ★5
Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-24
Almost forgot: and Epstein Didn't Kill H...
Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-24
Ya got it wrong, the story was actually ...
Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20
How did people handle their cocaine with...
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
Not to be confused with Crank Yankers. ★1
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
Crank ★1
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14
Honest question: What does "Dirty" mean ... ★1
Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14
I poster that need on a comment.
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
hypersecretions harm a bui'!!
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06
https://youtu.be/_TfpDkutWG8
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-06
(say this in a Pedro accent): The truth ... ★1
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-05
https://youtu.be/ZC-sMqUbnuQ
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
I should note, that I did not take the c... ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
So, I replaced one last item before wint... ★2
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-30
2011 Jeep Patriot Sport. Front Wheel Dri... ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
And it's a disgrace To the whole human r... ★2
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
If you build a giant building around the...
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
The telltale sign that he ain't really a... ★2
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
I had an opportunity to deliver medicine... ★3
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
Just a city boy. Born and raised in Sout... ★6
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13
If microwaves are ovens, and we're suppo...
Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26
In chemistry, Iron is known as "Fe". The... ★4
Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c... ★1
Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06
I was about to say 4,2,1,3 doesn't but t... ★1
Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06
.. / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / ..- ... . /...
Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05
Get recognition.
Comment to comic 5759 on 2021-01-04
Happy Birthday! It's kinda fun to middle... ★1
Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
The 1 is just gratuitous.
Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
They know everything. I'm sorry. ★1
Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03
Why risk? Multiply by 999. ★1
Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03
"The 90's" = 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96,... ★1
Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
It's insinuated. ★1
Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01
Careful, now. It ain't over yet. ★1
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
INFILTRATION!
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
than I ★1
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
Morgan Freeman voice ain't deep enough. ...
Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
One of us has had too much to drink. I c...
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
Don't forget to calculate the Magnus and... ★1
Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31
First?
Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31
Hold on, I can't hear you. Lemme get my ... ★4
Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29
I'm just waiting for January 6th.
Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28
Ohh, so that's how elves are made. Merry...
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
I'm in goddman canada and it's raining r...
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Mops. ★1
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Light them up with the "This is not a fl...
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
Goiter.
Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25
I knew I should have studied for it inst... ★7
Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-19
If you could only know my full and true ...
Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18
Haystack towns and smokestack cities Ain...
Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18
The great assian ocean. A sight that isn... ★2
Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18
I found the story of which I referenced ... ★1
Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
https://youtu.be/qWO52T-XH3Q
Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
There was a recent case in Canada in whi... ★1
Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
That's what the hope was.
Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16
10/10 for execution.
Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16
I'd love to have a bunker. But when the ...
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16
Dissing people is fun, but only when the...
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16
My ex admitted after we broke up that sh...
Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16
CBC in Canada said Biden got 270 elector...
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16
Here's some validation. "Hurt so good, c...
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16
I believe the lack of capitalizing the I... ★2
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15
I see you've never heard of the Russian ...
Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15
They won't make it home but they really ...
Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15
Does the site delete all 3 if u try to d...
Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15
The courts are throwing out the cases du... ★2
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13
With this Space Force coming about... do...
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13
I hope you make this comment a staple on...
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13
of ★1
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13
I heard it as a whispering yell, aka wel...
Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13
Travel the world and I gotta 'gree every... ★3
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
What about Bob?
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12
There are ways to not watch a musical. E... ★1
Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09
So where they are, it's a punishable off... ★4
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
I want to say it translates to: "Whoever... ★1
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
"G" is a vowel now?
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
He's not conservative at all. He's in th...
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
He's on the cock block.
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Miracle Max might say it's mostly dead a...
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
99 cents to get my ass sucked? Tempting.... ★2
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Most Canadians hate Trudeau and want him...
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
No worries.
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
Ignorance of the law is an excuse. The j...
Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09
What's a 'going'?
Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09
Thine nickname behest falsely. Have a fa... ★1
Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09
I'll clap damn peasants all day happily.... ★4
Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09
&capitalization
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-09
I obviously hate Glock to the point I kn... ★1
Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-09
Obviously, he's above average...
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
Size, yes. But military moves at around ...
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
It's more threatening to walk in with a ... ★1
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
Banks of Canada have just recently stopp... ★1
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
Or for proving to all the haters that yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
'Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetim... ★2
Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08
Nobody wants to spend the 4 hours waitin... ★4
Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
https://youtu.be/zG2RkKBHX0M
Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05
Truth. Unless with each year, one moves ...
Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
I certainly understood it, and had that ...
Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
Firstly, nothing here tells us she's a g... ★1
Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04
https://youtu.be/w6cJO1ioopQ
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04
I WA WA WA WA WON DER WHYY https://youtu...
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04
They could take it a step further for a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-04
You do the world a disservice by coddlin...
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
Hobbits are people, too. ★1
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
It can also be divided by any other numb...
Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02
is
Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-02
"Toronto Maple Leafs" being a proper nam...
Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
Dude grammar. Dude, grammar. "blowing hi...
Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01
The truth is that she was an organ donor... ★3
Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
She even caught me on camera.
Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30
Domo Origato.
Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28
.. / .-. . .--- . -.-. - / -.-- --- ..- ... ★1
Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27
I see you haven't met my __ . She was ho... ★1
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
It was the closest symbol to an oar. Fri...
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
<- 4 ewe. Y
Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-27
If a cereal can say, "Snap, Crackle, Pop... ★2
Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
Are you referring to the birth or death?...
Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
They'd be called Taint Jeans, or Teans. ★1
Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23
I think Dave is testing whether I'd ment... ★3
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22
Howyd! Yup.
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22
I quite like this pfp. my name is Good E...
Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22
What's the photo negative color of blue?...
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-22
I actually know exactly how I missed tha... ★1
Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-21
Correction: The FIRST Turd Eye. Much lik...
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
That would be hilarious if he weren't pu... ★1
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
Oh fuck. Sorry Hubert. IDK how I missed ...
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
The only people who can help me won't un... ★4
Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-21
Why isn't anyone pointing out that one n... ★3
Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
The Neo 120 from Amazon is the only I've... ★3
Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
"greed > need" is how it is in today's w... ★3
Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
During this time that schools are closed... ★4
Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
Now hold on there.... There are two type...
Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
How many hospitals are going to try to s...
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
Hear here!
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
What? Stumpy-face porn is all the rage!
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
Alaska is closer to China than Hawaii.
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
One of us simply need to tik-tok it as a... ★1
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
How dare thee mention Tom Hanks, who has...
Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
Now this is the C&H I am familiar with, ...
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
Corona-wary patrons making sure they don... ★3
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
There can be only one main, And we've be... ★4
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
https://youtu.be/pHSPZ-x6xh4?t=25
Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
If you don't want Covid-19, don't get ch... ★1
Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
I'd call it "ohshit 16? she said 19!"
Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
I can even zoom in on them, native 1080p...
Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
Now it's time to set up a neighborhood w... ★1
Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
Why is "fml" in that url? Youtube hintin... ★3
Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
Naw, you got cancer because that's my si... ★1
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
In this corner of the world, the people ...
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
LPF! Simon says don't listen to Simon . ...
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
Simon only gets one command per turn.
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
Ya failed to mention lighting spoons wit... ★1
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
It's only gay to take a D.
Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
I hit the random button on that and got:... ★1
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
Done. Now we wait 9 months for the new c... ★6
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
Youtube search of "bowling high five" le...
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
High Five
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
^5
Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
Ooh, missing apostrophes in that headlin... ★1
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
I thought of what I had lost track of be... ★2
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
They sing like shit though. One's always... ★2
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
The other blonde might be a background o...
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
...is still not dangerous. Landing on sc... ★2
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
F) this ★7
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
I clicked the random comic button from t...
Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
Au contraire, too good of a gamer: https...
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
I thought of something whilst I was away...
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
Rolling suicide. In the first 3 seconds:... ★1
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
You get the cow from Black&White. Whethe...
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
The blatant over use of apostrophe nulls...
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
When she wants it the most and her skin ...
Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
This won't keep me up at night. There's ...
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
Shin guards are extremely underrated and... ★2
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
That's what I was guessing.
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
It looks closer to Bignuggets to me. htt...
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
Wash, a ton. ★1
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
Second world problems First world countr... ★1
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
If it was logged into a google account, ... ★1
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
That looks almost really cool... the onl...
Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
So a few days ago, we decided to have a ...
Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
Children of Bodom?
Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
NO NONONONO stop that! STOP THAT! (I won...
Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
LPF! Belly Celly Delly Felly Gelly Helly...
Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
How did the potato escape from its subte...
Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
Loud noises from mother who hears the cl... ★4
Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
Buttocks have cleavage. ★2
Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
`i dont know anything about anatomy, but... ★3
Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
I think I'm a clone now. https://youtu.b... ★1
Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
LPF! If you don't shut the fuck up I'm g... ★1
Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
250 is a healthy weight for a 6'8" guy. ...
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01
Because 3 tiles is too much extra after ... ★1
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01
They used Walmart's typical sorting rule... ★1
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
Death by Snoo-Snoo! The greatest way to ... ★4
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
LPF! that's some sexy target employee & ... ★1
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
No-one knows what it's like to be the bl... ★1
Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
IRL we look for small, beady eyes. @expl... ★1
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
Naturally, higher altitudes allow for fa...
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
Ya can't let a small detail such as the ...
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
The question that is keeping me up tonig...
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
In the service, they're called Loadmaste...
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
flip
Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
I haven't slept in over 7,000 seconds.
Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25
Your trust to weight ratio is a bit on t... ★4
Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25
Jet fuel does not cause steel beams 60+ ... ★1
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
Bat's ok. Readrs are alloued to be ejuma... ★1
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
LPF! Not on the internet ). It's not som... ★1
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
I shall keep that in mind for if my next...
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
We likes it when the precious spawns off...
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
My name is (not?) Wilford Brimley. And I... ★1
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
When finding out why someone did somethi...
Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c...
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-25
There's something wrong.
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
I have never learned how to invest irl s...
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
The color-shirts live in a time when the...
Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
Exactly how my father thinks. He doesn't...
Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
But.... fooled is the 53,486th gender th...
Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
Did you just assume an object's nomencla... ★2
Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
5th panel, green shirt: "No, you're a ga...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-23
Shake it like a polaroid picture! ★2
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
I honestly keep all my money divided up ...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
Not 100% of the money was made doing tow... ★1
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
People who die outside in winter are mos...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
eagle screech fall into hay
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
Just adding a camera makes it legal. win...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
That's because it's missing a comma. "Br...
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
Impossible. They don't let uglies like m... ★1
Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
I ain't been commenting because I, for t... ★2
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17
Yup, at the Drive-Thru Baptismal.
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
That could work out like the first emoji...
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
But what would your name be? https://you... ★2
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
That's kinda where I was going with it. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
I was in a church choir. When I was 9, a... ★3
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
Mythbusters bullet proofed a car with ph... ★2
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
If Popeye wasn't strong until after eati... ★1
Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
Humanity has the technology now that the... ★1
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15
Peepers Oogling Raging Nakies. ★3
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15
Such a great phase of life. I'm sure you... ★2
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
W.H.O. answers question about severity a...
Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
I've held 4 jobs, bought 4 cars, 3 compu... ★2
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14
It's 14 minutes into the 12th for those ...
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14
bale gnips? ★1
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14
LPF! Abortion with a bang , as Davis des...
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12
It's only not deadly in the western hemi...
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12
The joke was already within the gov't.
Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12
The Diamond Princess will soon be a ghos...
Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12
¡Sí!
Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
This one's funny because no real man lis... ★4
Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
It's only the pretty ones that act turne...
Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
Ditto, it is!
Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
So... it's LPF time. And this is the fir... ★2
Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
The best job ever! The cleaning products... ★2
Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
I honestly mentally sang "Trump's in the... ★4
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
Nope, an "andgy", for "Me, Myself, and I...
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
This will be a looooong campaign trail t...
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
I'd have thought, "flushing out". ★2
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
Shirley.
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
I know why now..... You're at menopause.... ★4
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
But you didn't click "Favorite"? Tsk tsk...
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
My mom reminded me to never smoke, in be... ★3
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
Parent: "You can be anything you want to... ★8
Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
...and got first ! ★7
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
The following could be perfectly illustr... ★4
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
Hendrix was aware of the situation: http...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
So call me no
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
(in the most frothy and saliva filled br... ★3
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
Are you trying to get LPFs? ★3
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
CS day in basic was awesome, tbh. I've n...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
Most underwear'd comment. ★1
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
My first car was a subie. '89 GL Wagon. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
LPF! He'll happily molest himself. 'Try ...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
...my eyes watering a little bit. Just a...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
Anecdote time! (It's been a while, I kno...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
The orientation of your pfp is great for...
Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
The movie was better. ★5
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
We can't have webcomics in 2090 if Feb 5... ★2
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
Sparking passive-aggressive rebuttal.
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
California and Texas are countries? Look...
Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
Doctors recently got access to a chainsa...
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
Mon soon.
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
Offscreen, ~217 other bolts that missed ... ★5
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
Idk, ain't my house.
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
One night in Bangkok and the world's you... ★1
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
I'll bet his mom was into weird shit, th... ★1
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
It's the same principle between "Jesus" ...
Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04
It's "Aluminium". Science does not lie. ...
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Your pfp is 100x more attractive than an... ★2
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
I'm saying I wasn't surprised when the n... ★2
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Bio-weapons are prohibited by the Geneva... ★2
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Linux destroys Windows. I guess the play...
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Isn't it most creepy that the book reade... ★4
Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
Pray to Dog. We know Dog exists. ★3
Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
I had assumed Florists' Delivery Transwo...
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
C'est la vy ?
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
LPF! Eating things with your rectum is m...
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
Plenty of peppers did Peter Piper procur... ★1
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
But in prev comics, they are shown to be... ★4
Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
This one's for BWAH, ESMC, and AF: http:... ★3
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
I only see an "its" that's sadly crying ...
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
LPF! be who you are if you want to run a... ★2
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
motel?
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
Ooooh, Dave got Kris'd. ★2
Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
FIRST!
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
No tentacles?
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
At BASF, we don't make your comics. We m...
Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
Somebody's comic skills are at least 900...
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
Welcome back, Kotter. ★2
Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
They're both Doctor Shirt.
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
^ T-shirt award! ^ ★1
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
How about Ctrl+F and lookup "respects". ...
Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
Then ya should've kicked your own crotch...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
Who hasn't been at least once since Kell...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
Turns out it doesn't work with air. Perh...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
I bought a toilet seat that has a doohic...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
Safes weigh more, but those are securiti... ★1
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
Shouldn't grayshirt be relaxing in a cha...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
I have a box of it in my cupboard and I ...
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
The key to fighting fire with fire is se... ★1
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
Because they can't touch BEWBS! ★2
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
When the cars drive themselves, that'll ... ★3
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
slow clap that gradually intensifies
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
LPF! I just came in the womb like a ball... ★3
Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
Checklist for life: Breathing? Pulse? If... ★5
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
Good thing they're everywhere then.
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
Fucking actually you fucking can, in a f... ★2
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
I don't want videos. They eat up my alre...
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
In the late 80s, early 90s, one could no... ★2
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
the ★3
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
There's a "ladies group" that advertises...
Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
Huh... You're right! ★6
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
Is it weird that my pedometer started be... ★1
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
Well, there is a Mac Sauce at least.
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
Juice be with you. ★2
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
... buying pc parts from newegg and tige... ★1
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
My pc gradually acted slower and slower ... ★3
Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22
Yeah, I thought they were the "Shevacado...
Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
pledge allegiance....
Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
From your perspective, it'd be an upload...
Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
That one was Pokemon Go. People fell off... ★5
Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
Maybe I'm the one... Maybe I'm the one w...
Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
LPF!! Vaginas rule ! Gender varies the m...
Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
-a doodle doo!
Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
I clicked the fav of the comment rather ... ★2
Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
LPF! Nice . Her nipples were so nice. My...
Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
But did Orange shirt do Dallas?
Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
into that there* - southern grammar or t... ★1
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
They make Picaso's work look normal.
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
https://vm.tiktok.com/Xoo84s/
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
It's to be expected for C&H level humor....
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
LPF! someone give me a prompt for AIdung...
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
The real question is how is Mr Paint goi... ★3
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Bwuk. ★2
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
She was a clincher, huh?
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-19
In reply to IDHAU below; Yeah, fuck the ...
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-19
Litres* haHA! En guarde! jk jk I surrend...
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Every Peter needs a John. ★1
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
Dating? Ain't nobody got time for that. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
LPF! This punchline was predictable, I'm... ★1
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-19
Soitenly! cut it out drain its lifeforce...
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
The guy that found the soon-to-be sinkho...
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
That's pretty close to what went through...
Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
You answered your own question.
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
Electronic Stone Temple Pilots? Yes plea... ★1
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
I think your comment is lacking "McShitF...
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
The correction includes punctuation. I a...
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
LPF! should say Thus in panel four of th...
Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
You can drink smoothies, but they still ...
Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
What makes this guy's stuff potentially ...
Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
In some countries, 12 is the age of cons... ★2
Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
Ahh yes. The significant other. The bett... ★1
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
Really? It took me like 3 hours to finis... ★2
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
No, he didn't. The gender assumer isn't ...
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
If I eat my own arm, do I gain or lose w...
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
I'm a chicken of wealth and taste. ★2
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
You recall incorrectly. They have eyebal... ★2
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
Hades eventually agreed and asked if she... ★4
Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
Cindy was a super spoiled single child. ... ★4
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
Great movie reference. Ayatollah Kinish,...
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
I'm the Supervisor. Can I get the taxi n...
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
One of these things is not like the othe... ★1
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
Peein'. Now what do I get for sayin' it?... ★1
Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
http://explosm.net/rcg/fpymhecvs ★1
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
greatclips can't get the rays to stay st... ★1
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
.... .- -.-.-- / .-.. .. -.- . / -- -.--...
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
Naw, "I'm late" are the two scariest wor... ★3
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
LPF this is why I wish I lived with dad ... ★4
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
Ma + Diarrhea = Diorama.
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
It's getting hot in here
Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-10
Although.... damn it... I just bought ic... ★1
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
Too late, Doctor? ★1
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
Confirmed: When my bank account reaches ... ★1
Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
Check your comments made on yesterday's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-10
3 . 5 HOURS. Shoveling. Snow. Salt-laden... ★4
Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/worthy...
Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
This town sucks ass. I shoveled snow for... ★3
Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
This is what I got by clicking "Generate...
Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
9 year old Billy fell on the playground.... ★2
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-07
In the same way we have nouns to describ...
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
Internet everywhere. Phase 1: https://yo...
Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-06
Which hotel room you stain ? ★1
Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-06
...I felt the same way about it.
Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-06
I originally had a short version...
Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-06
The best reason a chick would take his n... ★1
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
We can only dream of it.
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
I'm ok with turtlenecks as long as it's ...
Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
How can they look back on the decade whe... ★2
Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
Little Billy was never able to be good e... ★1
Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29
I guess we gotta start our own nationali...
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
Since there is no comic for today yet, h... ★2
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
I found ya the perfect tree: https://s.h... ★2
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
Your Lack of Punctuation Fee: Shut the f... ★4
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
To all who recall when we talked about t...
Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
Happy End of Winter Solstice, where the ... ★4
Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
Ya skipped the part where someone was su... ★2
Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
No. It's best to use those at the young ... ★3
Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
I'ma kill tomorrow's shark week comic: S...
Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25
Jeremy spoke in class today. ★2
Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25
Sit on a swing. Slide your butt off it f... ★4
Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25
Rad! ★1
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24
I got the same "This video not allowed i... ★1
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
One smells real bad and the other tastes... ★3
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
I still think of santa as a very expensi...
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
That would be epic if he had his "getawa...
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
I argue that that's not a doorbell. It's... ★1
Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
Put a ewe on the naughty list.
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
I duplicated it 7 times and renamed the ...
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
I'd type it here, but it's just you read...
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
It's been a long tradition for me to pla... ★2
Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
Here's another post to add to that fence...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Were all the deaths of the time travel c... ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Instead of TSA getting groin shots of pa... ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Welp, I can't wait any more for the next... ★7
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
ℑ . ℑ .
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Because *that* is another achievement to...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
Also: LPF Broes before hoes come in and ... ★5
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
12 hours of the 19th of December, 2019 h...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Drop it in dehydrated flavored sugar aft... ★4
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Boats before throats.
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Merry? Why not Spiteful?
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
https://youtu.be/_4VCpTZye10 ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
This is the only song I can think of ton... ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Feliz Navidad, Fellatio Del Toro! ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
What if they skip 9000 like they did wit...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Stop buying liabilities. Start buying as... ★1
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
I forgot all about that bit of Jim's sto... ★2
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
5 people, 1 tampon, 500 miles to travel,... ★4
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
Didja buy a waterproof replacement?
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
But check out the first (last? bottom-mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4778 on 2019-12-18
Methinks the USA government is currently...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
It seems Billabo was on this one when th...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
I do believe it released a small fractio...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
The only question I have is: Did you ret...
Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18
The last panel raises concern that the f... ★4
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
IQ is at peak performance at birth. It o... ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Gertrude.
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
I had a like-minded buddy in high school...
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Classic Dorothy. Always getting eaten. ★6
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
the torpedoes? ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Few are those who see with their own eye... ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
"mansplaining" is when a female says som...
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
What is Christmas? Winter Solstice makes...
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
Close enough to my prediction a few week...
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419... ★1
Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
LPF the doctor is the father of her son ... ★1
Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
Use AI for pickup lines: Input the comma... ★1
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Weird timing for the comic. I wonder whi...
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
You don't already? It's an addon called ... ★4
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Want your Christmas gifts to arrive on t...
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Also, your lack of apostrophical use whe...
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
I'm sure the FDA's tests involve invasiv...
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
LPF or just go masturbate til ur dick fa... ★1
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Ammunition isn't approved for human cons... ★1
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
That's ok. Given dozens of decades he ou... ★1
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
With the AI I use to keep the comments s... ★2
Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
Angel patient on exam table. Angel doc s... ★1
Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
Un bee leaveable.
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
I had 40 characters remaining, and it to...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
--This program is a calculator in LUA. l...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
LPF (I think the AI has access to Killar... ★1
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
The truth is in the time it took for the...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
That was for the first instance of being...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
This is why oldest comment ought be at t... ★1
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
It ain't an imagination. It's seeing wha... ★1
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
I forgot to. And now it's too late . Dam...
Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
What's all the buzz about here? ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
I couldn't see the one at my collar, so ... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Cadre was genuinely surprised, he said, ... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Basic training, during sleep deprivation... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
I haven't slept in 26 hours. I'm in the ... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Karen's passively got this one.
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
I know one way to brother you. You said ... ★3
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Yeah I really do ass. (If this doesn't m... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
' . ' . ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Buddy, are you ok? ★3
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
r/therewasanattempt
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
I humbly thank thee with a favorite. cli... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Same? But I'll bet the AI can conjure up... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Same. The only synopsis I've even heard ...
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Have you watched the window long enough ... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Just take the makeup off, then.
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
Kid failed his first NNN. ★3
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
A little too quiet...
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
The reply was made beforehand to confuse... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
Such warm! https://photos.app.goo.gl/278... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
The de-genderization of the population h... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
I don't wrap christmas presents to avoid... ★2
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
Oh shit. Lack of internet is crappy. ★5
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
It looks like the AI still doesn't know ... ★1
Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
Here is your Lack of Punctuation Fee: I ... ★3
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Never made it as a wise man... Bursts in...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
When I read it, it looks like if the wor...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Yeah... Why Would The Bird Die? ★2
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
You've now entered, The Scary Door .
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Hail to Dorothy! The ( John ) Wick'd wit... ★1
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Oh no. The AI is writing code now... Tru... ★1
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Joe "Have you tried elk?" Rogan wasn't a...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
More flagrant disregardsmanship! Curses,...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
whoosh. I agreed with all of your commen...
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
The words you scribbled on the wall. The... ★1
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Except for the flagrant disregard for th... ★1
Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
Dorothy did Denver ★1
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
I've heard no talking. ★1
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
The absence of punctuation left it so th... ★4
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
Nope, I'll always be a dillweed. YOU CAN... ★1
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
We're told that petroleum based fuels de... ★2
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
My 4th grade teacher let us have gum bec...
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
https://youtu.be/hliHBeC1sco and https:/...
Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
If "magic" doesn't exist... then yes. I ...
Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
Yeah I never heard of a school forcing k... ★2
Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
The tats are in skin-tone and florescent...
Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
I wasn't allowed to know much about it, ... ★1
Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
My guess is there are less than 15 peopl... ★3
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10
https://youtu.be/8NAAzBArYdw
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10
Is it story time? I suppose so. As a kid... ★5
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10
Both. I don't recall exactly what it was... ★2
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
It's too easy, not worth it. Oh wait... ... ★3
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
It's old school 1337 5934|< 2 = N on its... ★1
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
That's what I said.
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
429.834019? ★1
Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
Touch me.
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
Depresso Expresso was hit by, he was str... ★2
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
deNt hi dono.
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
What if you are the drawer of the ink bl... ★1
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
You put your bee cum where? ★1
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
*And I can take or leave it if I please*... ★1
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
The
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
Wait... that's illegal! Subsequent self-... ★1
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
Fish and chips and vi-african-american?
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
Just like my neighbor who plays "Jack th... ★3
Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
M&Ms are the eggs of chocolate bunnies a... ★2
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
50 duplicates of a 1-second gif in 32k r... ★2
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
In my school, the asshats to take kids' ... ★1
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
Welp, since there's no comic yet on the ... ★7
Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
Lemme get my glasses, I can't hear what ...
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Now I'm tempted to change the pic to a 1... ★3
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Can't. You're the closest resemblance of... ★2
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Your mind is my warehouse. Great YT chan...
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
If you hadn't have given 'mom' a period,... ★1
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
:O Blue shirt is Johnny and Orange Boobs...
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
It can be a place. Therefore, if a place...
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
Just slap a hat on it and you're good to... ★4
Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
The 3rd panel in my head before scrollin... ★2
Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
If anybody here can claim they aren't an... ★2
Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
It's ok. It means you've ascended to a h... ★1
Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
Concise. Like a single shot to the engin... ★2
Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
Check out the grammar in this loader ad....
Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
Every one of them has black legs. Or the... ★1
Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
I went for a last hoorah on h'ween.... T... ★2
Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
Story time: I knew a guy that spoke Span... ★3
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
I don't publicly give thanks. That way m... ★6
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
Ya gotta stop cooking it in the sun on t... ★3
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
Oh yeah, you'ligans have a late harvest ...
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
That's some serious lip flapping.
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
Its name must be Janie. ★3
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
Whoah. Livin' on a prayer! ★3
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
It's a valid question. If the whole worl... ★1
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
Not quite. The real rest are drowning......
Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
Comply with me. Comply, let's ply away. ★3
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Geez, why does that keep coming back? ★1
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
How dare you post a competing comic on t...
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Inb4 Gene Gable and Gene Charlotte (The ...
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
**cum
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
Think.
Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
https://youtu.be/JVZsbE4E68w
Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
That's one helluva card game: https://yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
copacobana https://youtu.be/JI7kqYXoC04?...
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
In fact, this website would be fodder to... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
Of course, but there's still the chance ... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
So I guess waiting 24h was all it took f...
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
https://youtu.be/ZtapWRw2ySE It doesn't ... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
And I know that by making a new site tha... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
I'm pissed off at these new COPPA rules.... ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
Does the flagger not have to pick one of...
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
That soup one was loopy.
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
What can I say? ★1
Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
Are you aware that nobody saw the site b... ★3
Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
It's his own famn dault, he does the lat...
Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
As if it'd be written in modern day Engl...
Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
I was eight or nine when I was taught DO... ★1
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-19
I'm not so sure the RCG is actually rand...
Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
Shhhh! By mentioning its name you show i... ★2
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
Oh my dog. I am not buying food until I ...
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
alkaline? malined? zip lign?
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
Gona? Going be?
Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
This one brought me to click the giant s...
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
Find a bank repo property. I did. A litt... ★2
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
That reminded me of the best game to eve...
Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
My money's on that it turns out to be a ... ★1
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-16
Well, yeah. Because some spiders are poi...
Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
I like how the spider's face looks like ... ★2
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
Epstein didn't kill himself. https://www...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
If the internet worked as well as it sho...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
Rubber trees make good body guards. Bamb...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
Money for the roof overhead, electric bi... ★1
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
I don't raise my pinky while drinking. :...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
Notice: by requesting to cease this noti...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
"...please reply 'Stop'." § § Standard d...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
How could he have been preparing in adva... ★3
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
Master...! oh wait...
Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
*Standard rates will apply. ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
f
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Sorry, still doesn't count. The two hear... ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
Full disclosure I feel responsible and r...
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
If only I could tell the truth for this ... ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
But you look so splendid perched up ther... ★2
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
ℴ ℰ ℊ ℯ ℯ ℯ ℴ ℴ ℯ. ★1
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
So there I was... deep in the urban jung... ★4
Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
If I'm not mistaking, comments like that... ★2
Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-10
I hope you did the responsible thing and...
Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-10
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Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
We've never seen him eat or drink. Somet... ★8
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
y u read top to bottom? That gives copyc...
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
I'll have my AI do the sentencing. ★1
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
k
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
So... people who don't reply didn't get ... ★2
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
It's a dream come horribly true! ★4
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
By chance are you 100% sure you're NOT a...
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
You seeing things in color yet after you...
Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
Don't look at it as if you lost a son. L... ★2
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
Right click - Add to dictionary ★2
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
This is what it sounds like when doves c... ★1
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
The bags you get are made of money, don'... ★1
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
Potentially all of them. We don't know t...
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
y u make e an a?
Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
Kris, we need to talk about your TPS rep...
Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
Because saying "legal girls" could mean ...
Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
Genie logic > lawyer logic. ★4
Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
A bare girl on stage is better than an a...
Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
Diana Ross was in "Lady Sings the Blues"...
Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
But.... the panels were in a very precis...
Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
I dare you to sharpen my chainsaw while ...
Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
Get it? ★1
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
https://youtu.be/pXAzZoWLzSo ★1
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
No worries. Fun is fun, but you can't do...
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
I'm not sure why mine's not scary. I got... ★3
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
What if they give you a jar ajar? ★1
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
I think that this ought have been though...
Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
Because it ain't smello-vision. ★1
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
For those that don't have and don't want... ★5
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
The Earth will always balance itself out... ★1
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
Make sure your landlord sticks to the la...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
You missed your chance to leave stacks o...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
What's kinda sucky is that after H'ween ... ★1
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
Oxygen is denser than carbon, so million... ★3
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
It is possible to have too many trees. I...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
He prob went all out by silently doxing ... ★2
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Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
I AHHAHAHAA Now you have to copy/paste t...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01
Search the title on YT, it'll play there...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
Should've ordered mountain smoked steaks...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
I think that's what every penis is think... ★2
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
What creeps me out is that the real Anne... ★4
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
Expanding your mancave? ★3
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
I believe "retarded" means they get the ...
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
3 hours under Dorothy's bed is my bet. ★3
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
I can see the judgement now: "I died for... ★3
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
Seconth? ★2
Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
Thirst?
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
Check out this guy who's doing all he ca...
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
I think the doc's a mechanical man. http... ★1
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
Hey Peter. What's happening? Yeah. I kno... ★1
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30
I see you're using the Gargle Flat Earth...
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
ASBITISRAIT? ★2
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
Those fires make for great lift in a sai...
Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
Naw, not literally. Figuratively. We 'he...
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30
https://youtu.be/qSqVVswa420
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-29
This story is easier to believe than any...
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
Because explosm posts newer replies abov... ★1
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
I just went to earthquake.usgs.gov/earth...
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
ICA !
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
Because I did something I shouldn't have...
Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28
Why the arms acting like a subliminal sw...
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
005 off that door. All was cool rest of ... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
004 and gave me a glare. I glared back a... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
003 everything I knew about redhead and ... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
002 fun of his earring. I explained I wa... ★2
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
Times I was bullied enough that it remai... ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
Howie? ★1
Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
Uh oh. Is this the GWGB moment?
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
How much mo have he ?
Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
The best I have today is this: https://p... ★4
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Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
I've only ever been told, "You can't rap...
Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
blow your...
Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
I used to play it, but my old POS laptop...
Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
Quit pussyfooting. ★3
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
I like what you did to Biden. https://yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
Yeah cuz I'm multitasking. My dash cams ... ★2
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Ya ready for it? Sorry man, I'm being a ...
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
That's almost catchy. Y'ought claim the ...
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
Considering Dr. Frankenstein's monster w... ★2
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c...
Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
If we were to go by clothing at all, I'd... ★2
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25
When I meet someone new and they ask me ... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25
https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thanks-...
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25
https://tenor.com/view/awesome-youreawes...
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
I don't even see a household. She's floa... ★1
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
Too often what makes a person a piece of... ★4
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
My gf voted liberal most of her life, ha...
Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
It is your fault when you don't eat enou... ★4
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
I recall being taught how to don a mask ... ★1
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Pretty soon China will be USA's upstairs...
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Who wants to bet with me that tonight's ...
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Bird Word
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Awesome. I was seriously going by what t... ★2
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Is it
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Job 9:11 If he passes by me, I cannot se... ★2
Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
Burglary is technically not the one. Tre...
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
https://youtu.be/sDqISGeOTYs I was just ...
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
What is supposed to cum third in this sp... ★1
Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
Could have gone a different way in which... ★2
Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
Welp, Bridge Day 2019 is about to end. I...
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
Actually, 6:28 is the best "hands down" ...
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
Why not remove some of the gearing (make...
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
I think you broke the AI: Did you know t... ★4
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
I enjoy taking the minute hand off my cl... ★1
Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
No way. How am I first ?
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
Shots fired.
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
4 people do something: someone: "eVerYbO... ★3
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
A reference to C&H pants: http://explosm...
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
If yes, This is a good read for BWAH. It...
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
The end of that url spelled "BWAH" as "B...
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
She just happy that her mark on the plan... ★3
Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
The sensation of death only comes from t... ★4
Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
right
Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
Despite all my rage I am still just a ra... ★4
Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
I gotta admit, it was better than Twilig... ★3
Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
Welp, I guess the burden of keeping this... ★1
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
The best way to get better at something ...
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
The best way to defeat a potential black...
Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
Grylls is his own parody. ★1
Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
There's a doctor that keeps hinting that... ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
I came across: http://explosm.net/comics...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
REEEE
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
Wow, Dave's a future teller! His comic: ... ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
Even on Kris' comics, the commentators s...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
A lot of contractors are shitbags. I am ...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
Sunday, Monday, happy days! ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
She did a better rendition of Heart-Shap...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
I saw yours and was going to post them h...
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
My dad and I liked white water rafting i... ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
It still couldn't even come close to thi... ★1
Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
Does this mean you wonder in the forest?... ★2
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11
JoeCartoon! https://joecartoon.com/watch... ★1
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
https://youtu.be/peVjNK1BR8I?t=29 ★1
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Strokin'!
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Evidently not. A comment was posted, but...
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
That was better than I had in mind. ★1
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
It took time for the cameraman to walk t... ★3
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Eagle can't fly straight with its giant ... ★2
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
I agree with the 'lit' part, not so much...
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Copious copies.
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
Your scrote doesn't shrink wrap the ball...
Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
So you can't see how it looks like a but... ★1
Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08
His rejection, if he gets one, won't be ...
Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08
Don't think about it as a long term thin...
Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08
Ya know they say you've got cancer if yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-08
It's like "Scare your kid with jailin' c... ★1
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07
A newborn's can can hold everything it o... ★1
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07
★1
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07
Suave. ★1
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06
Newborn's can. Also monks. ★4
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06
Did you include the space and second htt... ★1
Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06
On Facebook in my area, a woman asked th... ★4
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-06
It didn't get said 3 times consecutively... ★1
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
Don't forget about blumpkins. ★2
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
I do my own in Paint. Who wants a tutori...
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
My fav is the reaction comment in a news...
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
Anne Freak Wank? ★1
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
Imagination is always better than the re... ★2
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
Better than a condiment. ★2
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
abort
Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05
He should have dreamed of Jeannie.
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
And diet coke. ★2
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
https://youtu.be/WsQO1jOXLeg?t=5 ★1
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
Trogdor.
Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04
I commented on this so you can't delete ... ★2
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01
And he didn't even claim FIRST !
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01
The birds are evolving like the AI.
Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-01
https://youtu.be/_y3L02Ontk8
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Whoah woa wao oh ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
True. Or they could neglect it because t...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Neptune? ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
No. Not til September ends NEXT YEAR. Th...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Wake me up when September ends.
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
What ever happened to responsibility? Th...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Good man looks
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Opposite the North Pool. Tucked between ... ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
The reason was known months ago, and the... ★5
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
I shall describe it for you. On the abov... ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
Sheathe me.
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
That's only the first one. ★1
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
The cancer doesn't kill you. The sudden ...
Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01
In a witch case, it's always looking out... ★1
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
I have never wanted Shrek. I have always... ★6
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
The jizz on the bus goes, "Skeet skeet s... ★3
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
https://youtu.be/t1RgwbshOMs?t=16
Comment to comic 5364 on 2019-09-30
So the outcome of the facebook stuff is ... ★3
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
With a wire in my ass and a controller i...
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
She held more interest than Aunti Climac... ★3
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
You're now the Wizard of AHS. ★4
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
The best move to keep to keep away the c... ★2
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30
Premature use of the second comment of t... ★1
Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-28
I used a "Mark Of The Beast" analogy in ... ★2
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
This should not be not shared. https://y... ★1
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28
It's 42°C. Alt+0176
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-28
Smith is what he did. He smithed lyrics ...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-28
I guess we need to preemptively get the ...
Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27
Therein lies the problem. The eye should... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
I should confess. I haven't slept in 30 ...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
And the pussycats.
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Dorothy Zbornak hey there... About 18 ho... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Weigh.
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Great stuff! Now the real challenge: Can... ★3
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
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Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Click this and listen for just 4 seconds...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
DragonY, are you ok? ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Maybe something this guy says can help. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
BEES! Check casualty for (B)lood, (E)ntr...
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Naw, lack of quotations says he makes it... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
Use the console for cheat codes. ★6
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
This brings me back to 2001 when they we... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
a C&H style in one panel: Blue Shirt sha... ★1
Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25
I dare you to get through the whole vide... ★2
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Your comment has been ended by the TTTLP... ★5
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
You've misspelled "injection".
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
The toughest part about the question is ...
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Only to your bank account.
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
I think the problem is that Blue Shirt u...
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
How new is it that the flag button does ... ★1
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Coconut. ★2
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
https://youtu.be/7wRHBLwpASw ★1
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
Perfect would have been if the first com...
Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
I did something a decade ago: https://ww...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-25
Wherever I May RUOM! ★2
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-25
Since there's still no new comic for the... ★2
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
So now we can say gggggggggggraaaaaaaaaa...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
...n
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
I tweaked it: http://explosm.net/rcg/uor...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
They should've gone to Wright-Patterson ...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
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Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
I choose to believe this: https://youtu.... ★1
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
Ya gotta know what TTTLPF is to be in on...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
This story will never make the news: htt...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
That comment most closely resembles the ...
Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24
Fuck the number system on this but this ...
Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23
Yeah I was gonna ask if Kris purposely p... ★5
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
This site is 100% about misunderstanding... ★3
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
The bots are projecting their monthly in...
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
inb4 to make a comment, we have to click... ★5
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23
https://youtu.be/UCH_Lrta2ww
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21
Dot Com
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21
Death by Snoo Snoo! ★3
Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-21
slow claps Welcome back, C&H dark humor....
Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21
They say that the blind have heightened ...
Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21
Caps are in the cradle with the silver s... ★1
Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21
I suppose flame can be the non-carcinoge...
Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21
Thanks. You too.
Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21
Sadly, I don't. I'm just exhausted from ... ★3
Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21
I'm freaking out, man. So all of my life... ★1
Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20
It's disturbing that breast augmentation... ★1
Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20
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Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
'Tis doubtful that one of the surgeons w...
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Ahh, I see. So he's a wingman in trainin... ★1
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Fap is a verb. Trap is a noun. But now t...
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
I have some stories that, when combined,...
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
Isn't a reverse tranny one who tranny'd ... ★2
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
The vampires had to flee lest they be fo... ★5
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
At least he'd have plenty of meat in the...
Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
I lol'd when I saw that somebody flagged... ★1
Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
Yeah could. The first two easily merge. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
D80 That's too much pressure!!! (laughs)... ★5
Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
This reminds me of a first-hand story. I... ★2
Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-14
. ★6
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
It would be easier if that's how they we...
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
continued... Also don't forget to forget... ★2
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
Likes to freak on Gondolas, screeches.
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
Reigning hear.
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
My dad was the type of parent who loved ...
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
I believe panel 4 is a complete waste of... ★2
Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
Damn, that's the fastest trial and sente... ★1
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
You really know your way around the neth... ★2
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
But can you art Rush? ★1
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
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Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
I'd fav it, but I'm waiting for the end ...
Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
okay at June failed state time. daisY I ...
Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
Naw, if it meant "no roleplay" then it'd... ★1
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
How 'bout some gender equality? All the ... ★4
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
Methinks you love him just as much. Get ...
Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
Because fortnite sux. ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
And the wind's blowing. Hard. Harder. Ye... ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
I gotta say, I really love this pfp. The... ★1
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
And only because of the face. Had he kep...
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
In reply to my own comment below: Screw ...
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
Confirmed. But that's only what the text...
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
Probably has a wicked aftertaste.
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
Shirt confirms. Send in the hueys for ex...
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
Are you okay, CAS? ★3
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
A welding mask is like a firewall. You'd... ★1
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
If the crime committed was terrorism, th... ★2
Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03
Silly rabbit. Snowflakes can't afford a ...
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
That's alright. As long as we don't get ... ★1
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
Considering how large the universe is, n... ★2
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
Dis content is the best type of content.... ★5
Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02
C'mon, don't tell me they'd get in troub... ★4
Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
D79 They're biodegradable, Charon! And, ...
Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
I'm a big kid now. Admit it, you sang it... ★2
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
You could make a YT channel now highligh... ★4
Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
"It's really hard"... That's what she sa... ★2
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31
tuck tail challenger Webs of ice.
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31
Concussively would be a more peaceful wa... ★1
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
I believe for sake of the inflated dickw...
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
Such nostalgia. https://youtu.be/hwGQqnK...
Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
Still a good thing he didn't look up. Be...
Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
Hi that. I'm dad. ★4
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
In reply to "I don't have a username"'s ... ★3
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
Don'cha just hate those heated discussio... ★3
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
That's what I was hoping, but I can't se... ★1
Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
I'm just wondering why it has closed eye...
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
I was thinking more like it'd be near Wa... ★1
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
To help you again, your last sentence ha... ★2
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
My remedy for sore throat is to eat a sl...
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
And no chance of plausible deniability. ★3
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
And if I happen to be the LAST commentat... ★2
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
Especially not, since you refer to your ... ★2
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
That's the first time anybody's ever cal... ★1
Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
I weighed myself just now before peeing.... ★1
Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25
Let it roll. ★1
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-25
Naw, it's the kind like my ex's laptop t...
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
For every ring of a bell, a Dorothy wish...
Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- . .- .... -.-.-... ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
Damn, this proves to me that they really... ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
Some kids don't even learn by first hand...
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
https://youtu.be/mB-IzYHNl-I ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
He hasn't found a square yarmulka in siz...
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
▄▀▀▄─█─█───█▄─▄█─█─█───█▀▄─▄▀▀▄─▄▀▀──█ █... ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
https://youtu.be/kdhhQhqi_AE ★1
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
lmao at the url. "I'm ol' Greg!"
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
https://youtu.be/TAn6pSPGreg?t=40
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23
Nice try, but I don't do things the shee...
Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
She not very literal. "A slice" doesn't ... ★10
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23
Godmutherfockingdamnit where's the next ... ★2
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
At least with germs you can petri dish a...
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
If Clorox were here it'd be a bleach par... ★6
Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
Interesting choice of words. Did you kno... ★5
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
Her strap-on there on your head makes yo... ★4
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
It's more like a 9d ain't it?
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
I've already called the sex talk hotline...
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
That's because in Soviet Canada if you i... ★1
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
Whoah. At my time of reading this, Lion ...
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
And captions. One teacher I had based a ... ★1
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
Back a couple years ago there was a peti... ★1
Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
I found out today (just now actually) th... ★1
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-20
Success is measured in balance. Lots of ... ★2
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
Invisibru.
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
The white is in two parts. It most close...
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
Hey hey hey now.... The ai posts are onl...
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
I'll have you know that I have connected... ★2
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
No body once told me the world is gonna ... ★6
Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19
Break a leg.
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
Batteries not included. ★2
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
... of cream cables. ★2
Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
Some assembly required. ★4
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18
Nothing's funnier than the truth. ★4
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18
That's easy criteria to meet. A bottle w...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18
Proper letters and spaces but I'd have p...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
You just said it. Highlighted in quotati...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
That should be marked as spam for advert...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
2. ★2
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
The colors and words on the sign don't c...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17
A buddy of mine went to clown school. He... ★10
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
I have a SNES emulator and can play all ...
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
In the cities that mandate a gun in ever...
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Best of skill! (ya know, cuz luck ain't ... ★3
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
Who in the fuck? ★1
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
They don't actually go to the TV. The li... ★6
Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16
D78 OH GOD PLEASE HELP! GOD WHY IN THE W...
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
Ohh crappy.
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
Cell phones. Named aptly because they we... ★2
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
Therein lies the conundrum. One could sa... ★1
Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14
And if you could get a blowup doll to be... ★1
Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14
D77 I'm afraid you have a terrible infec...
Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13
French Toast! ★1
Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13
D76 What a nice thing to say! How sad th... ★1
Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13
D75 And you got teeth like a wolf but yo...
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11
Wow. I never thought I'd take advice fro... ★4
Comment to comic 5320 on 2019-08-11
D74 Pick up lines: "My head can't help b... ★1
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10
I don't have a scale, but my current wai... ★6
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10
Your grammar and spelling always have a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10
D73 My heart keeps turning upside down a...
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Hmmm, he could be Lazarus'd back to life...
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Or get tips from master Keenan.
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
... standing in front of an audience and... ★1
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Strange, isn't it? That a deity would te...
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
wise jets ought thaw hIatus
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Looks kind acute to me. ★2
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
https://youtu.be/BpaRouocBes
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09
Meh, still swims upstream. ★3
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
Which happens to land on page 420. Half ... ★2
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
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Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
I know it gets you off when others corre... ★3
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
Helps prove my point that there's no suc...
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
Even his disclaimer's fake. I saw his de... ★2
Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07
D73 Fuck it. I'm making AIDS. I am makin... ★1
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Eerie enough to have given me the shiver... ★1
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
Hey, I see you dropped your period. Cong... ★3
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
"For some reason, websites are paying Ho... ★3
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
I saw both blue/gold and white/yellow wh... ★1
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
What about Shrek? ★3
Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07
D72 I said I knew it like the back of my... ★2
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
My dad might be even worse than that... ...
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
I'm even worse. I still run a machine on...
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
Your back, I see. ★3
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
A person who fails 10+ times for each ti... ★2
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06
Is they're a neck? Oh, in hear! ★4
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
Careful. The prophecy foretells of a tur...
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
Yeah but you also can't be jam of my car... ★2
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
That's not a birthmark. That's a landmar...
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
Thank you for waiting. The manager will ... ★2
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
I have yet to see anyone vomit from one ... ★8
Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05
D71 It would take a strong strong man to... ★1
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
DDG is better than Google. ★1
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
What I have witnessed today is comment o... ★3
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
I just saw that news in YT feed. Title s... ★2
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
Trinity proved she was holey in the firs...
Comment to comic 5317 on 2019-08-05
D70 Nevermind. He quickly goes to the ne...
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
Thot's hat. ★1
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
We all knew that day was coming because ... ★4
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
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Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
One gf I had called me daddy during, rig...
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
I'll do the sniping here, tyvm. ★3
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-04
Maybe it's because the air conditioner b... ★4
Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-03
D69 This roleplay isn't working Working ...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-03
I would like to submit exhibit A for why...
Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03
D68 I'M DOING NOTHING THIS WEEKEND. I'M ... ★1
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
Do you also put hay before thirst? What ...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
After reading the rest of the comments b...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
You left two out... Memes make my queen ...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
But if you're going to San Francisco... ★1
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
Try learning when to use a comma.
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
I am glad to announce that I don't know ...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
The tick tock of the clock is painful. A...
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
After chasin' sunsets, one of life's sim... ★1
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
I will not think of anyone's nuts. https... ★3
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02
D67 Annoying memes to kill: Uganda Knuck...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-08-02
*florality
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
I wonder if Falert still gets 1 from thi...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
I was taught that MD and SA are intercha...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
It equals (7-3)64÷16.
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
Naw, above really is the right term. Cas... ★2
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
Written on the main page: "By entering T... ★1
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
I started turning to get a worker to fix... ★3
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
I'm in a storytelling mood. Back in the ... ★3
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
https://www.grammar-monster.com/punctuat...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31
Toilet Paper Bubble?
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Rant: I want to watch a movie. A specifi...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Switching two words' placement with each... ★2
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
How many actual pre-teens are voting as ...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Flagrant disregard of respect for the al... ★6
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
--The
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Have you learned enough of the language ... ★1
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Many say you can't beat the house at any...
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
Just prevents url manipulation.
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
When I read your comment, this is the FI... ★1
Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30
D66 Bummer. Noah has a terrible taste. H...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
With all the attention on 51, they ought...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
I wish I did. I could charge more. ★1
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
That halves the amperage, so that means ...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
The intensity is anticipatable.
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30
https://youtu.be/-KSryJXDpZo ★1
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
D65 SUPER BUM LOVE 8 Pull it, sir! I don...
Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29
Actors are not necessarily authors. Auth... ★2
Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29
D64 That'll cost extra. And your wallet ... ★1
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
Strong indicators of a young'un, the ove... ★5
Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28
D63 Why would she...? She looks me right... ★2
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27
The world may never know. ★1
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27
thick sox fused green nudety thevethm
Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27
D62 Internet porn is free. Any questions... ★2
Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26
D61 Nice! He wants to change your clothe...
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-26
Ban Co.!
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
Live Action Roast Pork? I knew there was...
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
The bar for being better than Twilight t... ★2
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24
Yup, it seems all it wanted to do was en... ★2
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
ViSiToR Post eXchange LaVaTorY'S BACON. ★3
Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23
D60 QUIET! Closed door auditions being h...
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
Did you polish it?
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
Dead giveaway. There somethin' ain't rig...
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
That joke is so overused, it's limp. ★3
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
https://youtu.be/33shkuBRq3E
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
But fierce enemies. One's Ford, other's ... ★4
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
You just proved that you read their comm... ★1
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23
I have lost many friends and family alon... ★1
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
In that case post bacon's meeT drawing '...
Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22
D59 earlier... Endangered Falcons Nestin...
Comment to comic 5306 on 2019-07-22
D58 I don't see you as a person. I see y... ★1
Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22
Orange shirt: "Get a bucket."
Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21
has anyone liked volume winds pirvn skis...
Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-21
D57 ***I'd like to donate eight pints of...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-21
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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
In the GLORIOUS NEWS TODAY!!!!! : https:... ★2
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
But Hitler did noting wrong. He wasn't u... ★2
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
For a Klondike Bar?
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
"Lettuce temptation"... and y'day's sala...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Dog nudges their rary ape.
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20
Naw, H'ween decoration by L'il Wayne & C...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-19
The XX eyes were there FIRST so BlueShir...
Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-19
D56 OK , YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM. WE WILL DO...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Mine's not.
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Don't mess with News' evil twin... He's ... ★1
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Bonus Day Anata wa nijon-jin de su ka? H... ★1
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Naw, it'd be more like "Turn back away f... ★2
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Jerken Chicky
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I no longer refer to them as helicopters... ★3
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
In some locations around the globe it is...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
But only because it's bigger. Wait until...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
Which works as a T-shirt. EA is ass. ★2
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19
The word is "think". You got another thi...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17
Insubordination! You must always start b...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17
To answer your last question: Because th... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2019-07-17
Is that applesauce? -It is. MORRIS: And ...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17
Damnit. I had to take out double spaces ...
Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-17
D55 What do you mean? EAT ASS ," she sai... ★3
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
Now we can't use it on the lightning! ★1
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
How does giving the tube of lube a massa... ★1
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
ℎ How do you know my name? How many othe...
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
With twitter's soon to be strictly impos...
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
http://explosm.net/rcg/vgsvpzyxm
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
All I can picture from that is a big gre...
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-17
Alright. I have something again for you ... ★2
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
Girlfriend: It's 5 minutes past when hub... ★4
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As the sacred license plate reads: Outta... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2019-07-16
Great. Now I'm going to stay awake at ni...
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
I can't tell if you mean the dick in the... ★2
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
Not incest if step-relative. Pedo, thoug... ★1
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
D54 pump pump pump pump pump pump pump p... ★3
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
I like how the tits on it are a separate... ★2
Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16
Somebody's got to. He may not lead by ex... ★3
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
Did you know "Snuffleupagus" isn't a fir...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
There's a genre for that. Hentai.
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
If actually meant "your", then it proper...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
Don't know yet, but something was releas...
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
Ohh honey honey
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I thought y'all would get a kick out of ... ★5
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So does this mean there are 7 wanders of... ★1
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If you tell her that you're the supervis...
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I can't tell if that means you're not OK... ★4
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POW nd sign OOF ★1
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With a mirror, it's both! ★5
Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16
D53 No I'm not. (Loud gasp) It's the mos... ★2
Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-15
D52 Prayers, they hide the saddest view....
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15
Naw... here's how: https://photos.app.go... ★1
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15
Hey! Nice SS logo on the chest we're hav... ★3
Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13
D51 ...SUPER-STITOUS. [LUCIFER'S PUNCH] ... ★2
Comment to comic 5301 on 2019-07-13
D50B Surgery and/or Taxidermy All animal...
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
Well, well.
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13
D50A Nice and legal... I'm just happy to... ★1
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
I kinda like that it didn't put the word... ★1
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
Who here doesn't? Mine came with the C&H... ★2
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12
That's number 17.
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10
Must be nice having a job in which you c...
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10
My theory of where "bastard" came from i... ★1
Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10
D49 Number1: Number 1 Number2: Number 2 ... ★2
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
So call it an "Over", paint it red... th...
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-07-10
I'm not at all surprised by this comment...
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
I'd argue that the characters were in th... ★1
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10
★2
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
Word of mouth is the best advertisement....
Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09
D48 Don't you dare tell ANYONE , not eve... ★3
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
Who is glad to be in the pit of fire suc... ★2
Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09
D47 aw SHIT! He's on his way. A: There i... ★1
Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
Could never happen. Men don't take direc...
Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
D46 Oh whoa whoa, Jamie's cryin'. Jamie ... ★1
Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08
But not a true Snowflake.
Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07
D45 I'm the man in the box, buried in my... ★1
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-07
What I found hilarious about this was th...
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-07
To treat me like you do?
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-07
Get ready for dem titties to tingle.
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
relationship = i sit on her lap ★2
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
It's best practice to leave your luggage... ★3
Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06
D45 Whoah here she comes. Watch out boy,... ★3
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06
Ben Franklin's the dead asshole who made... ★2
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05
I guarantee my stories are more interest...
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05
I can honestly go into a detail about wh... ★1
Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05
Day 44 of TTTLPF (I've started using lyr... ★2
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
This comment made me realize something. ... ★2
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
It might be a reference to this week's e...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
It's actually very easy. I make my own u...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
Naw Taco Bell is: order the food. Pick i... ★1
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
Soggy/floppy chicken from KFC means they...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
I did not have suxeual relations with th...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
While near a gold sluice on a moose and ...
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
In Soviet Russia, Uncle best you ! ★1
Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03
D43 HAHA, he gets that from his dad , th... ★3
Comment to comic 5285 on 2019-07-03
D42 I'm not qualified to do ANYTHING! I ... ★1
Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-03
D41 Mother reads aloud, child tries to u...
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-02
Wake Up is a song by Coheed & Cambria. A...
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-02
This why the first job a person has ough...
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-02
Why would a cactus have testicles? ★1
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01
History is being written right now. Onta...
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29
I'd have taken them off. People who pret... ★1
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29
D40 I can't take a photo of that. And th... ★1
Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29
When a person who needs a job goes to em... ★1
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
My buddy co-worker at my first job drew ...
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
Maybe I'm just getting better with exper...
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
Who's on first ?
Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29
D39 ' ? Yes, sir. That's right. Fuck, yo... ★4
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-29
Y̐̈o̐̈u̐̈ ᴀʀᴇ the w͛i͛n͛d͛ ɥʇɐǝuǝB ̐̈m̐̈...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
" , ."
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
Let me orgy grab my suit.
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
I shall post video link with the next on...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
I also need no less than size 13 shoe/bo... ★1
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
And even Scooby & Shaggy lose Vel en rou...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
D38 , , urchin. "The urchin had a big bl... ★3
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
Rare is the case when a left is the abso...
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
I'll bet that the one turns out to be a ... ★2
Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28
They both say "About an hour ago" for me...
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
If I had written it, it'd be properly gr... ★1
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
The word "cab" is in the word "bacon", t... ★1
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
' .
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
ℎ : https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I ' ℎ ℎ ....
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
' [ ℎ ]! ?
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
Al, uhhh, mini, yum!
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
In news I found out today: https://www.n... ★2
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
★1
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
My normal breakfast is 6 eggs attempted ...
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
It rather looks like he's just trying to...
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26
Go check your potatoes for grubs. ★1
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25
He wouldn't be the FIRST to receive one.... ★3
Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25
D34 Earlier... I was on the phone with m... ★2
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Perhaps he was about to engage swimfully... ★3
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
It's gold.
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
We finally find out who wears the pants ... ★3
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Thot's hat fuck.
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
That could look hot !
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-25
Where's the shrek joke?
Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-25
Not when it's foggy.
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-25
It doesn't torque my nuts.
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
The sploosh splashed and it needed it.
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
There was also a blows and a rollercoast... ★1
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
And boats? ★1
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
I see you've read the Ai stories... ★3
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
Put your dick in the spark plug hole whi... ★1
Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25
D33 Green-shirt makes a bowling ball fac... ★3
Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-25
D32 The cloud pulled out its chrome .45 ...
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-25
For our elementary student members, geol... ★2
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24
D31 Green-shirt's member apparently has ... ★3
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24
That was a misappropriated cumsplosion. ...
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24
You've been struck by ★1
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23
Quite possibly that one. ^ To hell with ... ★8
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23
I can't tell if you're grammaring on pur... ★5
Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23
I was certain that the real diary involv...
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
https://youtu.be/phLNoa9hbik
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
R.I.P. leg day ★5
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
Imagine the possibility though if it was...
Comment to comic 4421 on 2019-06-22
33 months later and I see no contradicti...
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
I agree with Fiddle but can't reply to i...
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
I wonder if it's legitimately learning o... ★2
Comment to comic 5277 on 2019-06-22
D30 The dad's mustache has grayed and hi... ★1
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
The whole attitude of a Karen is hilario... ★3
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Ya didn't wait long enough for me to see... ★1
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Confirmed. Kris can see ghosts. ★4
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Way down in Kokomo? ★1
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
Make sure to check for ticks. I pulled o...
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
"We only support implicit equations of x...
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
I found your shtick pleasing when it was... ★1
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
You look at their bikinis? Mine are x-ra...
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
D29 I know , I know – I feel like I'm go... ★2
Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21
What happens when a country bans firearm... ★1
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
A better comment than all these whiners ... ★3
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19
Bo and Luke?
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
All the way to the furthest back that a ...
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
Bottom right of the panel is a picture a...
Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18
D28 You've cursed this family, Jimmy. An... ★1
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
♫ Screeches comin' from out back now tur...
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
Aye! ★1
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
Oh, Hai o/ ★1
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
https://youtu.be/jcmGKsHZXZ8?t=115 ★1
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
♪ But you fuck so good I'm on top of it ... ★1
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
D27 He angrily forced himself into his h... ★6
Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18
That'd be purple. https://youtu.be/iPPYG...
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
In response to the comic topic: The amou...
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
"Big-titted legs", made my day. ★2
Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17
Day 26 I'm a hero! I'm your champion!" H... ★3
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17
These parties are thrown for new NCO's s...
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17
Now it's the franchise owner's turn? Cou... ★1
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
My dad was a career chemical engineer. S... ★6
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
When I was young I had a habit of separa... ★2
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
When I drive on a toll road that has tho...
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
Uh oh... https://www.grammar-monster.com... ★2
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
Muchas gracias, Señor. ★1
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
Is the AI done with sounding like a teet... ★3
Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16
Day 25 Bill celebrates freedom by peeing... ★3
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-16
Why'd you call him a hat? Is this a tric...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-16
H) Ingrown variant of G. ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
https://youtu.be/CC9CGvgZMoE
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
↓ The Scary Door ↓
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
A co-worker of mine at my first ever job... ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
https://data.cityofchicago.org/Public-Sa...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
↑ A million points to whomever deciphers...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
E = Easily, Especially, or Eccentric? I ...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Oscar wants his summer home back. ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
If you don't die all ready, you'll die u... ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Stroke isn't a side effect of sex, it's ... ★3
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Sheeple aren't ewe when they're hungry. ★1
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Too many answers to the question: When w... ★3
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
I prefer to have no debts and a growing ...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
May your next youtube visit be plagued b...
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Butt girl, you're just like the bar I ca... ★4
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
Day 83 of assisting LOL_REX and FiddleDi... ★8
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
The AI is naming the characters. Aight. ★2
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
D24 "Beer before lick her, never sicker.... ★4
Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c... ★2
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14
Strange. Is my screen just not showing t...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14
This is all I see: https://photos.app.go...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14
The url is like me a month after I was b... ★4
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14
Welp, this happened: https://www.foxnews...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
The best place to soar is Elmira, NY. $7...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
It's all in the wording. Ya gotta ask wh... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Also said meeting. As in the "meeting" o...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Ahh the days before each phone had a GPS...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
And since there was no witness, no need ...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Ontario passed a law not too long ago th... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Especially if they have makeup like Heat...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
I see your saw and raise you a seesaw . ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
I get the feeling that your pfp is from ... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Cross him with a, quick whack!
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Can't get dirtier than dirt!
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
I bet 20 motorboats that he can't now th... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c...
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
I thought new data was out that women wh... ★2
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Watch the whole thing if you want to (I ... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
Damn, a guy really will do anything to g... ★1
Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12
D23 I came. Then I left. I left for the ... ★3
Comment to comic 2188 on 2019-06-12
For this to really work, the original ne...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
Here's one about a lemon, but the one gu... ★1
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
Mr. Matt Melvin. I am disappointed in yo...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
This guy finds a grapefruit after making...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
I found the beginning of a fruit week, b...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12
I'm not sure it could be that one. He fi...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
P.S. Was my pfp destined to be for that ...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Gather 'round, kids! Pull my finger and ... ★2
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Boys Out To Wank?
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Parody Reference: https://youtu.be/hExm8...
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Is the AI learning Ebonics? ★1
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Day 22 Orange-shirt is taken aghast at t... ★3
Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11
Day 22 Continued So Blue-shirt's "sweet"... ★3
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
The only way to kill a noodle is to slur...
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Nobody read or watched To Kill A Mocking...
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
It would have been had Hilter Skilter ta...
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Ya gotta burn a couple batches of cookie... ★1
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Sweet. So how's it work during a hystere... ★1
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
"Well done. But now listen. Do you hear ... ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
I know a kid that's 12 (a friend of my s... ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
They had my car keys with me waiting in ... ★3
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
When I bought the Viper car alarm system... ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Snipr's Driving Tips: Brakes. They break... ★3
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Negative pressure = closer to a vacuum. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Radly.
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
No need to hide your balls here for fuck...
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
Orange-shirt commits an act of animal cr... ★3
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
I had to split this one to post the full... ★2
Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11
D21 Continued... According to the incide... ★2
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
What is scared? I haven't experienced it...
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Cooking directions not clear enough. Got... ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Maybe I'm the one. Maybe I'm the one who... ★3
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Post Scrotum: Don't forget to raise the ... ★3
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
If the wheel moved for a tiny bit and se... ★4
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Snipr's Driving Tips: If you're turning ... ★4
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-10
Domo
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-10
Canada is actually currently trying to l... ★1
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-10
Break him off a piece of that Kit Kat ba... ★1
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-10
If you're not five, you're minutes late ...
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
The AI seems to be conforming to Affirma... ★1
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
D20 It is revealed that she holds a gun ... ★3
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
This one's surly.
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
I only used 5.56 thus far. ★2
Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10
Put the second in a new tab and use Ctrl...
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
Snipr's Driving Tips: Ya know that symbo... ★3
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
Jim & Dwight form together like the Powe... ★3
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
Yay I'm a doctor too! Every time I'm inv... ★2
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
Holding a mug is to show it's his first ... ★2
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
It's back to role playing but might have...
Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09
D19 In fact, you're still too early. You... ★1
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
In public-debt Canada, the denomination ...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
You're welcome.
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
Great tip. I'll start asking acquaintanc... ★1
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
Hiawatha
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
The reason for differences in front/rear...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09
Music lyrics completely change meaning a...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
(ran out of space) Also, I have had noth...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
I'm still waiting (though not holding my...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
I disagree. I quite enjoy finding free o... ★4
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
ascending order (smallest debt first) an... ★1
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
Step 1: Open a new account. This will be... ★2
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
I asked of my mom when I was 15-ish: "If... ★4
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
In other news; Apple can fuck right off ...
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
Snipr's Summer Driving Trick: Given that... ★4
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
The AI is back to being confused again. ... ★4
Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08
Day 18 of TTTLPF Sorry, guys. I'm broke.... ★4
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-08
Don't worry. Your cussing skills will im...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
You've heard that too?
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
http://explosm.net/comics/1322/ ★2
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
A very loud Alpha on this one. When I ca... ★5
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
Some people just speak piano. (Good Will... ★2
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
I could do all the ALT+codes. Starting f... ★3
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Did something just hit full circle with ... ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
If we take the IC to be Roman Numerals, ... ★5
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
It's like 2,000 spoons when all ya need ... ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
`1234567890-=qwrtyuiop[]\asdfghjk;'zxcvb...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_c... ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
I've never understood that type of deman...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07
From what I gather just looking at the b... ★2
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
Yup, it's the MCHeli mod.
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Don'tcha think? It's like RAAAAAAaaiiiii... ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Feels good. ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Naw, peq.
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
I ain't a judge.
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Umm k. So I youtube'd "How to taxidermy ...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Jim & Dwight from The Office on a new sh... ★2
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Watch'yo mouth! Shaft! ★1
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
I hope the location of the first incisio...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
ba·by /ˈbābē/ noun 1. a very young child...
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
Holy carp! It's actually making up its o... ★3
Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05
D17 Statutory rape is defined as having ... ★3
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
Thanks, but being split is truly far bet... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
https://youtu.be/Zj_2Dpn4IbA
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
IDK, I did some URL manipulation and got...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
.-- .... . -. / -.-. --- .--. -.-- .. -....
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
This is ½ of the game sites you shall ev...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
.... . / .. ... / - .... . / -... .. .-....
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
RCG is broken. I locked the first and th...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
I just opened my MC screenshot: https://...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
If it's a divorce type situation just re...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
P.S. https://www.englisch-hilfen.de/en/e... ★4
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
I hope he ain't parting. We don't want t...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05
You've NEVER seen Crocodile Dundee?! htt... ★1
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My problem with car manufacturers today ... ★3
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I see window space that says it would. ★3
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Chain... gang? ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
In tonight's breaking news story: DNA re... ★3
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
At top of this page, click [Account] und... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
The teeth are so maligned that it appear... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
This be why I keep the toothbrush in the...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Many offshoots can be had with this. One... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
I was considering adding PotD to this wi... ★7
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
https://www.grammar.cl/english-games/you... ★5
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Is it getting better? My feet can't read... ★1
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Happy Birthday to PotD I didn't hear any...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
Can a profile picture tell someone why i...
Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04
D16 Did I stutter? Or was it an audio ni... ★5
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Spaghetti-O's!
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Methinks there's a reason why there's a ...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
I'ma call them "Bill" and see what respo... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
I need to learn how to reply to a non-re...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
It's an attempt to blur the background t...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
In the desert on a horse with no name?
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
I've had guys try to fight me and say th... ★1
Comment to comic 4554 on 2019-06-04
Judge is guilty too. Evidence: 3rd panel...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
He's on the case! https://gph.is/1967RmR... ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
When I go out, my eyes be Mac in' on the... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Now that's the type of stuff I'd expect ...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
A. From what I understand, a bolt going ... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
Comic changed, so TTTLPF had to as well.... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
D15a (maybe it is becoming) My penis is ... ★4
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
An interesting conundrum for Day # of TT...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04
How about merely bananable?
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
The children is where we're all thought ...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
But... https://youtu.be/cxIUW_dk9D0
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
One of my fav bands. Muchas gracias for ... ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
iHola!
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
Didja know that "Madam" is actually deri... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
Maybe they were sick of all the viruses ...
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
What's Google? I'ma have to DuckDuckGo i... ★1
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
I hope the AI isn't dreaming anything. M... ★2
Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03
D15 Please... kill him... kill him... Ki... ★2
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Sometimes I'm tempted to convert my elki...
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
What happened to the spirit of Rock 'N' ... ★1
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
You obviously haven't lived with fun wom...
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Something's in the air: https://photos.a... ★3
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Hefty Hefty Sinch Sack? ★1
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
DUNKIN ★2
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Doggammit. Not even the AI knows the dif... ★5
Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03
Day 14 Honey, get ready for 3 inches of ... ★3
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
Too bad he can't tell us what to expect.... ★3
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
Don't be a pushover. The Real Karen just...
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
Play any game you've never played before... ★1
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
The AI is trying, but it seems to think ... ★5
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
Day 13 Can't catch me now, Bitch. She le... ★6
Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03
The plural of pills makes it such that t... ★2
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31
https://www.grammar.cl/english-games/you... ★3
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31
It had to suck. It would have been the f...
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31
Welp, it all fit. But I had to take out ... ★1
Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31
Day 12 Looks like the tables have turned... ★2
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31
I have a theory that explosm is jealous ... ★6
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
1 . = E 2 . = I 3 . = S 4 . = H 1 - = T ... ★2
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
I guess the Fast & Furious series is off... ★2
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
North Korea will be contacting you as so... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Spoiler Falert ★3
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
I'ma replace all the Metallica lyrics wi... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
;) ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Black & White was a fun PC game. I enjoy... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Later this hour. "DQ": Quick-serve resta... ★3
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
You should be like a lawyer in that when... ★5
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
So, cat style. ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
In the words and tonation of Homer: MMMm... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
I've never seen any of the godfathers. M... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
I was one, but I still could not care le... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Simpson's Movie sucked because all their... ★1
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
I gotta say, the Ai is close to making s... ★4
Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29
Day 11 of TTTLPF: NOOOO! Iron Man Dies i... ★6
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29
Don't forget New New York from Futurama.... ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29
that that that ★4
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29
Go deeper into the Further.
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29
Zero's a number two. ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29
Silly bird. Pensions are for employees. ... ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
I side with Louis C.K. about the word. h... ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
I heavily support any cause that effecti... ★2
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
Ya gotta get a screen recorder so that y... ★1
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
What? It's like a 4 year old that just c... ★4
Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28
D10 My mom insists on cutting it. I say ... ★5
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
But(t) Doctor: Sick, I'm patient. Shuu: ... ★3
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
Best of luck, but luck has nothing to do... ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
Nangs sounds alright, not enough metal. ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
Niiiiiiice! ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
I've never had these problems: https://y... ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
I believe more music like the above woul... ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
I grew up playing a video game that had ...
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
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Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
My car's a 1984 Chevy El Camino SS. Upgr... ★1
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
I hereby declare that the month of July ...
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28
Guy in basic training had a runny nose f... ★5
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
I believe the AI is learning backwards. ... ★5
Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27
Day 9 (I had to enter a space to make th... ★5
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
I do? As far as I know, I haven't ever d...
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
I prefer to write a date as YYYY/MM/DD b...
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
The zero on that is redundant but since ...
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
The AI has started webcrawling pornsites... ★1
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
D8 I'll go to your room too. Let's hot b... ★1
Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27
How is 69 a weed reference? I don't get ...
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27
K) Rowlings awake at night constantly ha...
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27
I'd rather be sent to a Pastrami website...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-27
Ohhh. Makes sense since none of us have ...
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27
The AI is completely incoherent on this ...
Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27
Day 7 What a great day! We have seen so ... ★3
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-26
If the saying holds true, then the badge...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-26
How do you expect people to have a chanc...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-26
When I built my first PC, it was so dogm...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25
I have actually been able to do this, th... ★2
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
It's one of them newfangled touch 'em sc...
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
That one actually all fit. I wonder if t... ★3
Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24
D6 Can I borrow a hundred dollars? GET F... ★2
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Did someone call me? My gifts arrive at ...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Possibly, but 'man' is a weird word to r... ★1
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Your CRT might need to be degaussed if h...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
If your search did not put the C&H resul... ★1
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Bird fight! ★3
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Just my luck: https://photos.app.goo.gl/...
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24
Hope don't give people.
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
-... . - - . .-. / ... - .- .-. - / -......
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
That AI is dark... ★1
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
Day 5 of TTTLPF: All I want... is... one... ★3
Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22
So... does that mean Shrek is fair game ... ★1
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
http://explosm.net/comics/4721/
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
http://explosm.net/comics/4695/ http://e...
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
Ya can't slander truth. ★1
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
It's Karen's kids who don't get vaxxed b...
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
https://www.grammar.cl/english-games/you... ★3
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
The dick dock of the flock is brainless....
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
This one's just weird. I can't tell for ... ★1
Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22
Day 4 Big doctor dick jokes" and "I don'... ★1
Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21
Day 3 Can you please silence your self o... ★1
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19
TTTLPF = TalkToTransformer.com Last Pane...
Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19
Day 2 of TTTLPF: PEPPER IS TOO GOSH DARN... ★2
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
LINARY CUBIC ZIRCONIUM CUCUMBER? ★2
Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19
Day 1 of TTT filling in a backstory usin... ★2
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
What have I DONE?! The AI has become sen... ★4
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
So, because I suck at creative writing, ... ★1
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
008 Story continued from a random comic:...
Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18
Au contraire! EVERYBODY divide by 0! Bef...
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
But because of inability for all (I don'... ★2
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Don'cha mean -- . --- .-- .-.-.-?
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
No News? Is sad news. Staples don't dire...
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
All I know is that I never gave consent ... ★2
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
This is most often done in kindergarten ... ★2
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Crew.
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Congrats. If you have a shit ton of debt...
Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17
Seeing as a bookmark must be held in by ...
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15
Just don't use the GBoard with voice to ...
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15
(Why has nobody else mentioned that she ...
Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-14
Roses are red. Violence makes people tur... ★5
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Each user should have a rating system di... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
.. / .-.. . .- .-. -. . -.. / -.-- --- ....
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Butt money.
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
The poll is in: https://youtu.be/2D96_q9...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
A surgeon gets his car towed to the mech... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
In high school, there was a guy who like... ★5
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Ya gotta RAM with that HARD DRIVE all th...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
.... . / --. --- --- -.. / -. . .-- ... ...
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-14
It seems nobody likes the reference to D...
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14
Murder is "wrong" is because it removes ... ★4
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
"I never donkey-punched so hard in love.... ★1
Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13
-.-- --- ..- .-. / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. ... ★3
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
Just replace "a guy" with "shrek" and yo... ★1
Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13
Singing "Donald No Peace Comment"
Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11
Evacuate the trailer park! The cloud has...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
My quest to come up with an original tho... ★1
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
The husband fucking will happen if takes...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
I just had an original thought. As far a...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
02 Salesman: I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING TO G... ★1
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
Nope. To give an idea of how my parents ...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
Yes. At the 6th birthday, I was not smil...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10
This might not work, but: https://www.go...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
Does that mean I'm imagining the earring...
Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08
Fuck birthdays. My parents enjoyed that ... ★3
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
That's why PowerISO exists. I have rippe... ★1
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
I don't work here, lady. ★1
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-05-07
https://youtu.be/-KnxDnpQYOk
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-07
It's a hemorrhoid, but on the pole. ★1
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
Grandpa saw me gathering paint cans and ... ★2
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
Firstly, society as a whole needs to lea... ★1
Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07
Only if nobody finds out about it.
Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06
It is nice of you to use such a small sp... ★2
Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01
Ya gotta be bad, ya gotta be cool, ya go...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29
The caliber doesn't matter. The velocity...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28
It's a death-row pardoned two minutes to...
Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28
Why did you leave out some -'s? . ...- ....
Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-28
Creating your own 5th panel is a worse c...
Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27
Bullshit, he only stabbed a third of the... ★1
Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26
Japan. No further explanation needed.
Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17
I have heard that an ocean swimmer is mo... ★1
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-05
Welp, cya!
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04
So every Christmas season when we sing C... ★1
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04
Did you add an extra day per 4 years? Th... ★1
Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04
Just because the url says 5000 doesn't m...
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-01
Since when are they making fans with cam...
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-01
For the same reason men can be shirtless...
Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-01
The fifth frame is missing the kid's que...
Comment to comic 4997 on 2018-08-01
I'd rather sing about the shelf in the r...
Comment to comic 4997 on 2018-08-01
Puke of Earl.
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-08-01
I. ...earlier than I. Go back to school....
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30
I met another kid, was my nephew's frien... ★1
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30
Anarchism could also be: make a bet with... ★1
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30
The successful people know of those sche...
Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30
My nephew tried that and his mom got a t... ★1
Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29
Video turns out to be another copy of: h... ★1
Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29
It was involuntary, man. ★1
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
Maybe it's a twofer and it turns out he'...
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
God just hasn't answered aC's yet.
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
Or that someone drowneded .
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
Those who like dead baby humor dislike b...
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27
Gallows Pole
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-25
Good to see the dark humor returning to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4992 on 2018-07-25
It's obvious that the customers haven't ... ★3
Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25
I suggest watching Toy Story three times... ★1
Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25
Is it "guess the subject week"? ★1
Comment to comic 4992 on 2018-07-25
Nailed it.
Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24
We need to bring back the dowry traditio...
Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24
Your last rendition of "its" is one char...
Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24
It looks like neither of them are scared...
Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-24
That might be debatable. ;)
Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-24
Don't worry. They get cut off the same a...
Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-23
Dumps down on your go, Al.
Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-23
Didn't your mother warn you to not Explo...
Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-23
Shame that it wasn't typo'd.
Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-20
That's my kind of hospital. I don't wann... ★1
Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-20
Good ol' Clorox. Keeping it as clean as ... ★1
Comment to comic 4986 on 2018-07-18
Wouldn't the reason for telling her to n... ★4
Comment to comic 4986 on 2018-07-18
I'm glad all three panels are visible on...
Comment to comic 4985 on 2018-07-17
Sex at noon taxes. The maturest palindro... ★5
Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17
I sit here a witness to history.
Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17
Upon hearing "Why the wide face?", I'd h...
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17
I had just tallied your absence to the l... ★2
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17
NAWT
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17
Panel 5 is the toilet got plugged and th...
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17
You just answered both your own question...
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17
The words you scribbled on the walls ★1
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-15
While offscreen in panel 3, the kids are... ★4
Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-15
Can I get the same interest rate on that... ★1
Comment to comic 4982 on 2018-07-15
If I could draw and had a comic website,...
Comment to comic 4982 on 2018-07-15
Legend has it that the perpetuations are... ★2
Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13
A buy none, take ten free.
Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13
La langosta de la noche está en mis pant...
Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-11
But this is virtual cartoon coffee.
Comment to comic 4978 on 2018-07-11
Blue shirt is my kinda guy. IT FTW BFF Y...
Comment to comic 4978 on 2018-07-11
Thinking of the number of youth in Asia ... ★1
Comment to comic 4978 on 2018-07-11
Poppin' tags? This is fricking awesome!
Comment to comic 4977 on 2018-07-09
I argue that physical violence is more c... ★3
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
More than it seems if it had a library.
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust sit r... ★1
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
I imagine your comment just like the cla... ★1
Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07
There was a stand up comedian that did W...
Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-07
It's a good thing that those speech to t... ★1
Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04
What's more fascinating is that it made ... ★1
Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04
I call bs. Everyone knows semen is a nat... ★2
Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04
I'd have commented sooner, but had to fi... ★1
Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04
Two ducks pulling apart the Ginger Bread... ★1
Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-01
Worcestershire!
Comment to comic 4971 on 2018-07-01
Better magic trick than Criss Angel's.
Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01
Deletion of cookies would be that cause....
Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01
Yeah. He would say FIRST!
Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30
Feathers. What can be done with a quarte...
Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30
A pillow will cuddle for the exact amoun... ★1
Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30
You had one job yourself and blew it. I'... ★1
Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-27
The nye flows the nime is tie.
Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27
Not enough apparently. They get quite up...
Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25
The boogie man cometh!
Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-23
Bill Cause Bee?
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23
Some of the keys on my keyboard aren't w... ★1
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23
Perhaps legriloquism could become a word...
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23
Who do you know?
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23
Do you not see "delete" on your posts to...
Comment to comic 4964 on 2018-06-23
A lack of depth perception, either by th...
Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22
I used it properly. How can you prove un...
Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22
Jello's last comment has no available re...
Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22
Technically, killing in the name of a de...
Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22
If I read it out loud each panel to ensu...
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
Perfect perfect perfect perfect, perfect...
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
Ya ain't never had a friend like me!
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
The genie could have created self cleani... ★1
Comment to comic 4962 on 2018-06-22
Not quite. "Let" is more to disallow the...
Comment to comic 4961 on 2018-06-20
Purple hair probably still called the co... ★1
Comment to comic 4960 on 2018-06-20
I liken it to this age of technology tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4960 on 2018-06-20
I'm intrigued to find out how that can b... ★2
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-20
"Elder" measured by how long you've had ...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-20
I have a different theory. Sherlock star...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
Nobody heard me say, "funny shit", so I ...
Comment to comic 4959 on 2018-06-18
How high could a high fly fly if a high ...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
I also had a mean version but decided ot...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
DaConwayTwitty might consider name chang...
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
Methinks you just revealed your general ... ★8
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
First. ★1
Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18
Is orange shirt going to have a god comp...
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
If a lion were named Comment Box, the li...
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
My apologies for this being unrelated to...
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
Even the ungrouped become a group in and...
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
In Snoop Doggy Dogg's song, "Murder Was ...
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
How come you neglect Deuteronomy 14:2?
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
You misspelled "uplifted". ★6
Comment to comic 4957 on 2018-06-15
I don't get how lack of poor timing caus... ★1
Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-15
6good9time
Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-15
Good job, Thomas. Good job.
Comment to comic 4956 on 2018-06-15
So THAT'S why you didn't get the details...
Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11
Third. But not Thurston. Or Howell.
Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11
Yeah, possession of a penis does not a m...
Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-11
If I had any organs, I'd donate them to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11
Didn't stop people in the 60s from smoki...
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-11
So.. what prevents the running over of "...
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
TGP, check this out. Trains don't need t...
Comment to comic 4952 on 2018-06-09
Why, son, have you gone so wayward?
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
Or he's a smoker and spontaneously combu...
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
Sucks to your ass-mar!
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
The table.
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
Bubbles and juicebox seems more fitting ... ★2
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
Mentioning the unmentionables is a crime... ★3
Comment to comic 4951 on 2018-06-09
She has the choice to classify the outin...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
That's nothing, he's always been ahead o...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
Doth it not make sense that naming names...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
Many hold back because they know of thei...
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
I just liked how it sounds like you're s... ★3
Comment to comic 4950 on 2018-06-08
How did that wish free the genie?
Comment to comic 4947 on 2018-06-04
Astonishing are the possibilities of wha...
Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-04
Just flag all but one as spam, repetitiv...
Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-04
Logarithm. ★1
Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-04
"over" says you're expecting a reply. "o...
Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02
Poplar's more popular. Birch is for Lurc... ★2
Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02
Stop your weeping, Willow.
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
He could be called the Finja!
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
A threat that a webcomic artist will kil...
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29
Maybe not when you tried, but what about...
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29
If someone else is able to beat him to i...
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29
I can feel it coming in the air tonight....
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29
Hurst. The shiftiest products you'll eve...
Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29
Not true. He may bare it all physically,...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
I see not why my above comment received ...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
I see you spent, like, three hours on th... ★2
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
May be, but holding a hilt with hands to...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29
That force would be called inertia. It's...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28
Congratulations! When's the baby shower?...
Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-28
Aslan cannot be visibly present 100% of ...
Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-28
There is.... a house.... in New Orleans.... ★2
Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-28
What about all the people who will have ... ★1
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28
From her perspective, isn't the ninja hi...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28
Because, according to a guy I used to wo...
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28
She still rejects the ninja, because he'...
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
He found out how many licks it takes to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
You seem new, clicking reply to your own...
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail of ...
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
the roof the roof is on fire
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
The death panel? ★1
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
It's oddly labeled "Favorite". ★2
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-27
I only stay out of curiosity about the s...
Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26
Wasn't there something about wandering t... ★2
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-26
Because the original is missing a letter... ★1
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25
Losing my soul. ★1
Comment to comic 4940 on 2018-05-25
He might be able to enjoy it for a minus... ★1
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-25
The nuance of the comic itself is not to...
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23
Hmm... :\
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-23
Oh, no! Now the new boss is going to be ... ★3
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20
You seem 12. But keep at it. You can onl...
Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-20
Well now doesn't that just take all the ...
Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18
Butt hell is real. You'll know you're th...
Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18
Because there are no details.
Comment to comic 4934 on 2018-05-18
What's more sickening is why murder is m... ★3
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
I guess that means there can't be a way....
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
Chuck Norris could hit it laying on the ...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
That's an interesting concept. Is there ... ★2
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
I thought of an anesthetist. And then I ...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
Maturbate: A dead Cars car on the side o...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
I like 4, because it is evenly multiplie...
Comment to comic 4933 on 2018-05-16
I like how the boss said "in work" inste...
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16
What if a rocker saw the comic and got o... ★2
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16
Awesome! ★1
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16
One always hears of rock stars saying th...
Comment to comic 4930 on 2018-05-15
Sister Christian, oh, the time has come....
Comment to comic 4930 on 2018-05-15
For whom the bell tolls?
Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13
Your spelling is reminiscent of the "you...
Comment to comic 4929 on 2018-05-13
How did I reply to this comment when the... ★1
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Crap, I made a "you're" instead of "your...
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
No. Even if the programmer put a line th...
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
It means your sunglasses, if you had som... ★2
Comment to comic 4928 on 2018-05-11
Pain is an indicator that something is w... ★1
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-11
"Brace yourself", said the agitated dent...
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09
See class? We can tell from the teeth st...
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09
How does a permanent IP ban work on a DH...
Comment to comic 4925 on 2018-05-08
Huh, pants. That wasn't in the $5.00 for... ★2
Comment to comic 4925 on 2018-05-08
I thought it was to be that nobody menti... ★2
Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07
It would be nice if it were possible for...
Comment to comic 4924 on 2018-05-07
Desiree forgot to put the word "desired"... ★2
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04
At least you're all staying out of the g...
Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-04
Is this breaking the 5th wall?
Comment to comic 4922 on 2018-05-04
You're not supposed to be homeless, home...
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-02
The government of California has just pr... ★1
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01
Wow, so I put the word "shift" in < brac...
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01
So why didn't you capitalize anything in...
Comment to comic 4919 on 2018-05-01
Iqmk's point clearly made.
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29
About how many more years d'ya think it'... ★1
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29
Whole world's come undone.
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29
So you're saying that if I let someone b... ★1
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29
A wired keyboard is able to be put in th...
Comment to comic 4916 on 2018-04-29
Is movie recommendations something Faler...
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25
Does this page help? https://makingamark...
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25
Why isn't the word palindrome a palindro... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24
The cool thing about this comments layou... ★5
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22
Castration shouldn't remove the phallus.... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
Eerily awesome thing done with the face ... ★6
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
Reminds me of this story I saw about a f... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-21
Yeah but that's impossible to tell while... ★1
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-20
Honestly, if you're not the FIRST to get... ★8
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-20
That's what they want you to believe, fo... ★1
Comment to comic 4909 on 2018-04-18
Is this the same colored shirt guy that ... ★8
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18
Alternate 4th panel; The dyslexic would ... ★5
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-18
When your parent first visits your place... ★5
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-17
Not enough to retire on, and time consum... ★2
Comment to comic 4908 on 2018-04-16
Ahh. I miss the days when I could trade ...
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
Neither of you pass.
Comment to comic 4907 on 2018-04-16
Yay! It's panel redundancy week! ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
To not use a GhostBusters reference at l... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
If you're not ringing her doorbell befor... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
Welp, I guess Uptown really can funk you... ★1
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
I've never understood why the female gen... ★3
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13
Think of it as an IQ test to slow the ho... ★3
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
Most of the time when I've checked my lo...
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10
Wrong. "Why" is above your pay grade.
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-10
I feel like Zoidberg. I don't see any ev...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-09
There's no proof evident elsewhere that ... ★2
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
Big grains of salt. On the glass. I coul...
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
Apparently still worth commenting.
Comment to comic 4900 on 2018-04-08
Wouldn't this joke make more sense if "G...
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08
You won't get any information from me, c... ★2
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
Such a lovely place.
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-07
What extremities did the prank war he go...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06
I give you a D- grade. When an account i... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
It'd be easier to print off select pages...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
The thing most cringy is your typos. " I... ★1
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
Have you not heard? Ab ba ba Bird Bird B...
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04
They say, "Faith the size of a mustard s... ★1
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03
Yellow shirt might be right. I've heard ... ★1
Comment to comic 4896 on 2018-04-03
It'd have been awesomerer to put the spi... ★2
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-03
Other way around, Chachki. Wind instrume...
Comment to comic 4895 on 2018-04-01
Did anyone else notice that pornhub.com ... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
If those lyrics fit the beat a little cl...
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
His comment would have made more sense i... ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
-3. You forgot Tower 7. ★1
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
Much truth. But America isn't merely jus... ★2
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
-3. You forgot to multiply by Tower 7. ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-26
If Suzy requests 5 apples as payment for... ★1
Comment to comic 4887 on 2018-03-25
Johnson is wasting his time at that comp... ★1
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-24
Does clearing browser cache work to get ... ★3
Comment to comic 4884 on 2018-03-21
How do you fill one ear without draining...
Comment to comic 4883 on 2018-03-19
It is no measure of health to be well ad...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-17
Anyone else notice that they re-uploaded...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13
Pefect. (sic) ★3
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10
I see evolution as the changing of featu... ★2
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-10
Lookie who thinks he's the deepest think... ★1
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07
Yeah man, we're trying to go paperLESS. ...
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-07
"Hate mail" is being used as a verb inst...
Comment to comic 4869 on 2018-03-05
Exit. Stage left!
Comment to comic 4868 on 2018-03-04
The Grammar Nazis probably already know ...
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-02-28
Which one did he get replaced?