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Frobo: 1091 comments (2017-04-07 – 2017-09-26) to 529 comics
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Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: Please... Take me back...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: Now that you have a badge, can you give ...
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: Can I have a red badge to justify my slo... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Maybe not, but there is a "me".
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20: Are you saying that Orange shirt came do...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20: I will always relish the ability to crea...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-20: Especially since Charles Manson killed h...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: It's just you. It actually says 4 days a...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Literally no one wanted you to say that....
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: One hop this time.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: That's my gimmick!
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: RIP Meme Genius Wannabe.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: It's a thinker.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: I bet that you only said that to prove t... ★1
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Are you reprimanding orange shirt or Tal...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: This is exactly why they shouldn't have ...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Whenever you reference him now, you have... ★5
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Exactly the same as every other characte...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: How about how mothers lynched the creato...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-19: Actually, he meant to say "fallen giant"...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: Extra Panel: Whacks Justin in the knees ...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: Black hole beats literally everything. ★2
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: JOKE THIEF!
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: From this, I can gather that the great f...
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: He should've made that paper a restraini... ★4
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16: Bees beat everything.
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09: I feel like an absent father. I'm not im...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: "Shit! Now I've gotta brush all of these...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: Was that an invitation?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: Chase week? Try bowling week!
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: And also middle!
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: Honestly, once I've scrolled this far do...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: It's called a vegan special because it's...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: "I DEMAND TO BE CREMATED"
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: If I eat vegetables, it's like I'm eatin...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-08-09: Raises finger and starts to say somethin...
Comment to comic 4678 on 2017-07-24: Daily Extra Panel: "Now watch what I can...
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23: Better than trypophiliac's old one.
Comment to comic 4677 on 2017-07-23: Daily Extra Panel: "Anyways, what about ... ★1
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: Daily Extra Panel: "Rain, rain, we live ... ★4
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-22: And every cloud has that silver lining h...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: FUCK YOUR PFP
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Your comment, you mean?
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Sorry to be Gangrene, but: "Delete".
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Like me! I spent 10 minutes vomiting int...
Comment to comic 845 on 2017-07-21: What ever happened to you?
Comment to comic 1846 on 2017-07-21: There's at least one person who says tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2017-07-21: Sacrificing an innocent child every mont...
Comment to comic 3705 on 2017-07-21: HHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPP...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: This has been a word from our sponsor.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Twice.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Oh shit! Is that what the explosm.net/se...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Bring Matt back :(.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Beestorms.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: It's "Holes"! ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Your whole life? How long have you been ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Can my badge say "undercover hooker"?
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: No, I'm really just a hooker going under...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: We also need a system that lets us recom... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: It's funny how he asked people to email ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Could you make some sort of key for the ...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: It seems pretty obvious now that I think...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: !ayiA
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Nothing to add to this except my support...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Can I just have Derek reply to this comm...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: @TMH Does that mean I should continue my...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: I don't think "not suck" should be hyphe...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Also, make a system that shames people t...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-19: Make it possible to change usernames.
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: The answer is fish.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: I understand a drought, but where did al...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: The most impressive dicks.
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Twice?
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-19: Only the hats survive.
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Remember; with great power comes great c...
Comment to comic 1342 on 2017-07-17: Now everyone knows.
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Are you British?
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Dave's been making a lot of ass comics r...
Comment to comic 2202 on 2017-07-12: ...IN A HOSPITAL; THE OPERATION TO STITC...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: Anyone remember the creepy Apple Jacks c...
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: It's me, Margaret. ★2
Comment to comic 4668 on 2017-07-12: It's a shot glass.
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-12: You've never seen my Mom's home cooked b...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Double plot twist: panels 2&3 are from c...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Jesus is actually possessing that cloud....
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: You have a crippling fear of potatoes?
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Your avatar is the scariest thing I have...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Bullshit! All clouds look like ducks! It...
Comment to comic 4665 on 2017-07-11: At least it's not s YouTube comment sect...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-11: It only seems m fiocre because Rob sets ...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-11: Land of 1,000 dances.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-11: So after that, he wouldn't have a heart ...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-11: 1+2=3.000000000000001
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: BECAUSE I DON'T! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: HOLY SHIT! YOU KNOW JOEL CREASEY?
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: http://explosm.net/rcg/plvechmfx
Comment to comic 2275 on 2017-07-11: *Kris. ★1
Comment to comic 2274 on 2017-07-11: Why is there a general fetish with ident...
Comment to comic 2269 on 2017-07-11: Instead of "daddy", they just moan "fath... ★6
Comment to comic 53 on 2017-07-11: This comic is the breast!
Comment to comic 1293 on 2017-07-11: "With their eyes."
Comment to comic 3908 on 2017-07-11: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO KNOW DICK FACTS.
Comment to comic 984 on 2017-07-11: Because that's my sister, dude.
Comment to comic 2855 on 2017-07-11: How come you never did this with "Doctor...
Comment to comic 2641 on 2017-07-11: That too, yeah.
Comment to comic 805 on 2017-07-11: It took me one google search.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-11: Anyone remember 2006? Week of 4-23?
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-11: Sort of like how my YouTube videos get m...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-11: We're just confused. You guys seem to ha...
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-07-11: Suck-up! The only way to get a badge is ...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: ‍♂️= .
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: ☁️= .
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: And pulls out a potato.
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Backs away slowly
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Is it a countdown until Matt comes back?...
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: *Functional200 and I. ★5
Comment to comic 4159 on 2017-07-11: Derrick?
Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-07-11: ...and then he woke up.
Comment to comic 3792 on 2017-07-11: I typed dogs, why the fuck did it autoco...
Comment to comic 3792 on 2017-07-11: Depressing comic week sure has a fetish ...
Comment to comic 4653 on 2017-07-11: That's what I call a little head! ★1
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: http://explosm.net/comics/2335/
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Why has nothing been typed for about 33 ... ★1
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-11: I comment your comment, good sir.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-11: Wii U always lyin'?
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-11: Asstrophysicist
Comment to comic 4654 on 2017-07-09: So it begins. ★3
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: One of the white guys has a mustache; do...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: Correction: you came to explode expectin... ★1
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: *Bowler hat.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: It could also just be an LSD flashback.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: If it's rock bottom then it's the opposi...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: Same.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: I like trains.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: *Bowling. Fucking autocorrect.
Comment to comic 4093 on 2017-07-09: Then why are you smiling?
Comment to comic 4093 on 2017-07-09: Just favorite it.
Comment to comic 4093 on 2017-07-09: Im not a ghost, I'm from the KKK." "Oh! ...
Comment to comic 2482 on 2017-07-09: 97 favorites.
Comment to comic 2482 on 2017-07-09: "Holy Ghost, Shaggy!"
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: *assuage FUCK
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: We have to ass wage our desire to make p...
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: That's what I call "a living"
Comment to comic 1663 on 2017-07-09: "We'll be right back to I'm Pretty Sure ...
Comment to comic 2449 on 2017-07-09: If you have a dream about pissing the be...
Comment to comic 683 on 2017-07-09: "I have anorexia!"
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-07-09: NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!! ★1
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-07-09: You watched that?
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-07-09: But we're feeling nostalgic.
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-07-09: There is a myth that the lack of pressur... ★3
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Does anyone else refresh the page, see a...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-07-09: I award thee ten geek points. I'm still ...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-07-09: The back would say "Irony Man"
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-07-09: @BTW I've been here for about a month. C...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2017-07-09: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2017-07-09: "I'd like to solve the puzzle." "TOO FUC...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2017-07-09: Chinese water torture. Followed by 24 ho...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2017-07-09: I think Fabulous Beard is one of them. I...
Comment to comic 4305 on 2017-07-09: h0I!
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Reusing memes Old yet well-known But tha... ★1
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Ninten don't start.
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: NO
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Que bragging contest about what we've go...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: I dialed that and I just got a reservati... ★3
Comment to comic 1506 on 2017-07-09: Why do you need to go to the doctor for ...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: False; the tin man doesn't have a heart,...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: "Never mind, that's preferable."
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: And a partridge in a pear tree.
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Technically, any number divided by zero ... ★2
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-09: Okay, I just got back, and was scrolling...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Speaking of badges is hearsay. Especiall...
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-07-09: Bananasteroid.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-07-09: That's exactly what I look like when I'm...
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-07-09: "Underneath the banana peel there's only...
Comment to comic 4131 on 2017-07-09: "You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!" Compli... ★19
Comment to comic 4130 on 2017-07-09: That's the point. ★2
Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-07-09: OUT OF BATTERY "Are you kidding? This wa... ★3
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-07-09: You don't really have to guess because h... ★4
Comment to comic 2381 on 2017-07-09: Or at a "CVS" where they operate 24 hour...
Comment to comic 2381 on 2017-07-09: Really? I thought the flies adopted him.... ★6
Comment to comic 2381 on 2017-07-09: Maybe they're pro-life?
Comment to comic 2575 on 2017-07-09: "Does my insurance cover this?" "Oh no!"...
Comment to comic 2659 on 2017-07-09: If he's still young enough to write his ...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: Your bowling ball impression suggests ot...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: I say that, but in reality I'm just sitt... ★1
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: AND I'M TOO EXCITED TO TYPE IN MORE THAN...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: BECAUSE MY PHONE IS FINALLY WORKING AGAI...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED!!!!!
Comment to comic 4648 on 2017-06-19: Daily Extra Panel: "But Doc! I'm a lesbi... ★6
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: That's better.
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: Am I a cool kid now? http://explosm.net/...
Comment to comic 2891 on 2017-06-18: That's what I call an emotional rodeo. ★3
Comment to comic 4145 on 2017-06-18: At least Dave's up front about it. ★2
Comment to comic 2952 on 2017-06-18: "See!?"
Comment to comic 4647 on 2017-06-18: Holy crap this has been stressful! My ph...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Well I'm just glad that you stopped usin...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Reeeeaaaaaalllllllll rusty.
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Also not really an extra panel. God I'm ...
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-10: The president and a certain group of peo...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Aaaaaaand I forgot a closing quotation m...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Reinstating the Daily Extra Panel! "Hey,...
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-10: Good God! When was this?
Comment to comic 3818 on 2017-06-07: This joke can only be got by people who ... ★6
Comment to comic 96 on 2017-06-07: "Oh man, you should've seen the look on ...
Comment to comic 4250 on 2017-06-07: "Anal doesn't count." ★1
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07: Better call pun patrol, there are a few ...
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know th...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14: Wait, am I a time lord?
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-14: Kris, you clever son of a bitch.
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: Instead, he will collapse, dead, having ...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: Is you saying that a shitpost, though?
Comment to comic 359 on 2017-05-13: Kris used to make the weirdest comics. ★1
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13: Daily Extra Panel: Actually, both of the...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: "I'm looking for a Jass, first name Hugh... ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: I telepathically uploaded every episode ...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: I could swear there was no comment below...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: I AM A VERY STRONG BELIEVER OF VACCINES
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Really? The only time I've ever gotten l... ★2
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Dammit! I thought I stumped you for a se...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: ...and his middle name...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Simpsons, right? ★1
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: LMAO! MAYBE IF I SARCASTICALLY TYPE IN A...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Stupidity is a preexisting condition.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: I don't think it's possible to develop a...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Kneel before Zog!
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Condoms don't protect virginity; just pr...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Is that different from normal?
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: ....wait a minute.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Awwww....
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Resurgence!
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: "Darkar A Motherfucker"?
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Whispers "Exactly"
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Twice.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Twice.
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Are you saying that before now, that scy...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: If you don't get it, then you have no se...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: Color: Grammatical Offen der
Comment to comic 1458 on 2017-05-12: That's what you think!
Comment to comic 2910 on 2017-05-12: Black holes are invisible. The only way ... ★1
Comment to comic 665 on 2017-05-12: I'm getting very strong Calvin and Hobbe... ★1
Comment to comic 2318 on 2017-05-12: David Boe just opened up for him. Also P...
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-12: Daily Extra Panel: "Wait, it doesn't say... ★4
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09: Daily Extra Panel: Good afternoon all! B...
Comment to comic 2322 on 2017-05-08: I took English class, so I know what it ... ★2
Comment to comic 3321 on 2017-05-08: I know what you did.
Comment to comic 236 on 2017-05-08: "But that paper was a restraining order!... ★1
Comment to comic 2382 on 2017-05-08: They should make a depressing comic abou...
Comment to comic 3409 on 2017-05-08: "I plead the fifth!" ★5
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-05-08: Complaining about it will do literally n...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-05-07: Thank you. I'm going to abuse this power... ★1
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-05-07: test ★1
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-05-07: You're on thin ice, buddy.
Comment to comic 1041 on 2017-05-07: *My friend and I.
Comment to comic 969 on 2017-05-07: CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII...
Comment to comic 578 on 2017-05-07: "Wait, no: CUNT!"
Comment to comic 1249 on 2017-05-07: Twice!
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07: ... .... .. - --..-- / .-- .... .- - !
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-07: I'd always thought of it more as a fine....
Comment to comic 609 on 2017-05-07: They scare away all the chicks with thei...
Comment to comic 606 on 2017-05-07: Maybe this will change your mind.
Comment to comic 2728 on 2017-05-07: But Minecraft!
Comment to comic 2728 on 2017-05-07: PSES, anyone?
Comment to comic 1233 on 2017-05-07: I get that people don't like it, but I t...
Comment to comic 2462 on 2017-05-07: Possession.
Comment to comic 2509 on 2017-05-07: *as.
Comment to comic 2509 on 2017-05-07: It's not as bad A's Wolverine.
Comment to comic 926 on 2017-05-07: George vs. Garfield. Result: George tran... ★2
Comment to comic 988 on 2017-05-07: Venerable Crap.
Comment to comic 2542 on 2017-05-07: "Checking to see if the sex change took"...
Comment to comic 3675 on 2017-05-07: If I could direct you to the lost and fo...
Comment to comic 3675 on 2017-05-07: This is why they shouldn't have made com...
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07: Liquified bees. ★1
Comment to comic 4217 on 2017-05-07: I thought "Sixth Sense" was a pretty goo...
Comment to comic 4217 on 2017-05-07: He beat you to it. By a year.
Comment to comic 4217 on 2017-05-07: THE PROSPECT OF PROPPER GRAMMER IS SOMET...
Comment to comic 4217 on 2017-05-07: WE WILL BURN DEFECTERS AT THE STAKE!
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07: I read it. It wasn't that good.
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07: I could do so much with this!
Comment to comic 4612 on 2017-05-07: This would be funnier if I actually got ...
Comment to comic 2684 on 2017-05-06: 我不會說中文
Comment to comic 1072 on 2017-05-06: Woah! You commented on this 27 days ago!...
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-05-06: @NTG Literally.
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-05-06: It's not plagiarism if you use two extra...
Comment to comic 401 on 2017-05-06: Same.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: BEGONE, EVIL SPIRIT! THE POWER OF GRAMMA...
Comment to comic 1753 on 2017-05-06: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC... ★1
Comment to comic 3602 on 2017-05-06: Bat ass...
Comment to comic 3841 on 2017-05-06: *whom
Comment to comic 2143 on 2017-05-06: *XKCD
Comment to comic 533 on 2017-05-06: *Tsssssssssssss
Comment to comic 1059 on 2017-05-06: "Go do something you hate; being misrabl... ★3
Comment to comic 2237 on 2017-05-06: I buried my great-grandmother's ashes.
Comment to comic 4079 on 2017-05-06: Shaving: cutting all of your skin off wi...
Comment to comic 4294 on 2017-05-06: Sometimes I wish that someone else would...
Comment to comic 4294 on 2017-05-06: Sobbing ANGELS AREN'T REAL!!
Comment to comic 4490 on 2017-05-06: GRANTED MOTHERFUCKER!
Comment to comic 4294 on 2017-05-06: S-M-R-T
Comment to comic 4490 on 2017-05-06: This is a prequel. ★4
Comment to comic 697 on 2017-05-06: Technically, that was manslaughter.
Comment to comic 2630 on 2017-05-06: A side of fries. ★1
Comment to comic 2630 on 2017-05-06: When you say the thing you don't mean to...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-06: Please don't talk like that. We all resp...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-06: That's... really profound, actually. I f...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-06: And now... presenting to the ring: he's ...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-06: EAT MY FISTS OF FURY!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-06: The point was for you not to use the fig...
Comment to comic 2783 on 2017-05-06: *Him and me.
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: No time for extra panel today, but I did... ★6
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: I comment your comment, good sir.
Comment to comic 182 on 2017-05-06: You logged in just to make that joke.
Comment to comic 2025 on 2017-05-06: "More on this story as it develops..." W... ★4
Comment to comic 438 on 2017-05-06: Yeah, that Darth Vader sure does love...... ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Fuck....
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: And if anyone asks what the prize is, I ...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: A challenge! For the next few days I'm g...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Maybe?
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: A bar walks into a bar. The bartender is...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Vodka is for pussies. I drink nothing bu...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: lunarLegion! Help!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Did someone say XKCD? Or am I just hallu...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Not true, after hours of that, I'm unemp...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Still? I live in a time warp, so I don't...
Comment to comic 4060 on 2017-05-05: Twice!
Comment to comic 997 on 2017-05-05: The real name of the grammar sheriff is ... ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-05-05: TIME LORD!
Comment to comic 3814 on 2017-05-05: That's some good rare candies...
Comment to comic 681 on 2017-05-05: 8...
Comment to comic 4274 on 2017-05-05: Stop looking at his crotch, lady.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: Most of America sees it as the highlight...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: You go comatose for a few hours, halluci...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: You Disneed to get your facts straight. ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-05: I don't see how else I'm supposed to sto... ★1
Comment to comic 1133 on 2017-05-03: This is only true if you have a vitamin-...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: That's why his hands are just the right ...
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: *Whomever.
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: I second this notion. But no more fishin...
Comment to comic 4299 on 2017-05-03: EXCEPT IT WAS A REALLY AWFUL LEGEND I do... ★2
Comment to comic 1849 on 2017-05-03: You too?
Comment to comic 1849 on 2017-05-03: ...and a partridge in a pear tree! ★5
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-05-03: Mmmmm.... spam.
Comment to comic 1395 on 2017-05-03: I actually imagined that before I saw th...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-05-03: Exactly.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: ha...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: Would you mind explaining what you are r...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: This was credible until you cited Wikipe...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: Awwwww......
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: SLAVE LABOR!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: *Whom.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: We all know that you are trying to say g...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-05-03: ...percent...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-03: If you are going to leave out capitaliza...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-03: Please tell me that someone else on here...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-03: Just like Sandra Sultan!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-03: Especially one of Rob's comics.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-05-03: Saying that makes literally no differenc...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-03: I fish that everyone would stop making b...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-03: JD has been reborn.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-03: Yeah! This one has that Kris charm!
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-05-03: Shots fired.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: Abortions work by him waving a towel ove...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: Third rule of badges: Those who comment ...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: *Whom.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: Please.... Never do that again....
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: Well that escalated quickly.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-05-03: Nonce.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-05-03: Wish granted!
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-05-03: My my, that is improper grammar.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-05-03: Dragon Pun Here: Time of death: 21 days ...
Comment to comic 2694 on 2017-05-03: I was angry at red shirt for a second, b... ★7
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Daily Extra Panel: Blue shirt shrugs his...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02: I never saw the movie. I'm guessing that...
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02: Daily Extra Panel: "Right, now your ego....
Comment to comic 4026 on 2017-04-29: GRAMMAR, MOTHERFUCKER! ★2
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-29: Did someone say DAILY?
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-28: Obviously you have never had a cat burge...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-28: *Pissapointed.
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-28: You encounter a wild Frobo
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-28: Have you ever read any of Kris' comics? ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Oh yeah? Try being eaten alive in a POW ...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: We noticed.
Comment to comic 2403 on 2017-04-28: Burn in Hell.
Comment to comic 2403 on 2017-04-28: Holy shit! How many teeth did that kid h...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: At least someone here is supportive of t...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: ...now it's him that we will shun... ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Yeah, it's like their creative flow was ...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-28: Are you just going to keep uploading dif...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Apologies to DPH.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Man....everyone is getting badges but me...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: *dildo, honey.
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Daily Extra Panel: "Honey, I'm home!" No... ★3
Comment to comic 3117 on 2017-04-26: Whom here is a furry?
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26: "...and I'm going to throw my shit at yo...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-26: It's going to be awful if we have to exp...
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-25: Daily Extra Panel "For the sake of this ... ★4
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25: No, it's punday.
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-25: Daily Extra Panel: "And they say that wh... ★3
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23: It's funny how dumb you are.
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-23: Hahahahaha.
Comment to comic 743 on 2017-04-22: RRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: *Yes and. Wait, does my posting this vio...
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: Daily Extra Panel: "Golly, that's amazin... ★1
Comment to comic 4185 on 2017-04-21: Touchè
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: Thick-skulled, too.
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-21: *Coal miner.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21: *As well.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21: Isn't putting that in all caps a grammat...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21: We got that.
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-21: I've heard this joke another way with th...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: BEES BEES BEEEEEESSSS!
Comment to comic 3987 on 2017-04-21: That's not Kris...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: Close. The loser actually had to eat the...
Comment to comic 2281 on 2017-04-21: Right after this, blue shirt come back a...
Comment to comic 3043 on 2017-04-21: GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-04-21: Twice!
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-04-21: Twice!
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-04-21: I don't care! Twice!
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-04-21: I don't care! Twice!
Comment to comic 2529 on 2017-04-21: *Carl and me.
Comment to comic 1853 on 2017-04-21: "Do you have ID?" "No, but we do have hi...
Comment to comic 1756 on 2017-04-21: Dave does a really good impression of Ma... ★2
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-21: On the contrary, if I become aroused, is... ★2
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: Again, sorry about the lack of Extra Pan... ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: Daily Extra Panel: "It's not beating, it... ★3
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: I think most people here are commenting ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: @BrothrBear I think it's actually "five ...
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: This is getting Fro-boring.
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: Roomba
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19: STOP HARASSING ME!
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19: NEVER SPEAK THAT NAME AGAIN!
Comment to comic 4597 on 2017-04-19: Sorry about the lack of daily extra pane...
Comment to comic 1976 on 2017-04-17: I did that even before I read this comic... ★1
Comment to comic 3460 on 2017-04-17: I didn't enjoy Matt's comics as much as ... ★4
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-17: Holy crap, major dèja vu right now.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: Lives in 3 time zones.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets h...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: Yo momma so fat, when Dracula sucked her...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: All three!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: We'll fuck each other's mothers ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-16: *Damn.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Scathing editorial week.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: At the same time?
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Well, there's a sleep therapy comic tomo...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: ...covered in dicks.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: *Suck Good reference, though.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Well, TMH finally got a badge.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: As you well know, all sentences must con...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: I hate my phone for exactly the opposite...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Can't argue with that.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Koro Sensei is the best.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: It only works if you accidentally post t...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Nice badge. ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: TO VICTORY!
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: We're as annoyed as you are. ★1
Comment to comic 3638 on 2017-04-16: That's not a personal space invader, jus... ★1
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Roomba
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: Moaning Lisa sounds like some type of po...
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: "We're gonna need a bigger email server....
Comment to comic 4595 on 2017-04-16: No extra panel today, happy Easter every...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: If we were Class E, at least we'd have t...
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Already on it.
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Gay! ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Don't worry, I'll do it for you. ★1
Comment to comic 4326 on 2017-04-16: *Whom
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: If so... Twice!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-16: Twice!
Comment to comic 420 on 2017-04-16: Technically the egg was there first, bec...
Comment to comic 3169 on 2017-04-16: Only Matt animation I could find.
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Daily Extra Panel: "I heard another reme... ★1
Comment to comic 4594 on 2017-04-16: Yu-gi-oh=bakugon Is that how it's spelle... ★1
Comment to comic 1979 on 2017-04-16: BOOM! Another two month interval!
Comment to comic 1896 on 2017-04-16: Roomba
Comment to comic 3260 on 2017-04-16: I thought it was easy.
Comment to comic 2342 on 2017-04-16: Kerpranked! ★4
Comment to comic 2343 on 2017-04-16: They don't have noses. ★1
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: You'll only really get it if you listen ...
Comment to comic 4289 on 2017-04-15: *Whom.
Comment to comic 4289 on 2017-04-15: Check the most recent comment.
Comment to comic 3744 on 2017-04-15: Baggage check pun FTW!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Aaaaaannnnddd I just rickrolled myself.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Again, *tiny.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: There is also no verb in his "sentence"....
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: I'm trying to remember which XKCD comic ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Then play Russian roulette with it!
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-04-15: Wit?
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-04-15: A reindeer. No one else said it.
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-04-15: *Your.
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-04-15: A "shitcom".
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Watch out everyone! We've got another ti...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Twice!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Twice!
Comment to comic 1729 on 2017-04-15: Only 22 days for the comment below! That...
Comment to comic 2777 on 2017-04-15: Two jokes for the price of none!
Comment to comic 327 on 2017-04-15: If he was a true professional, then he w...
Comment to comic 1884 on 2017-04-15: I just do video games in slo-mo: entire ... ★1
Comment to comic 1884 on 2017-04-15: Because there were only ever three class...
Comment to comic 2496 on 2017-04-15: Roomba
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: "Rick-roll roulette" make a playlist, bu...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Your tattoo is clearly there as worship ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *you're
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Clearly, you look at the wrong pictures ...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-15: And Major Lee apparently.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-15: I'm not Captain Obvious. I'm pretty sure...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Every comment is a rectangle.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Tomorrow that zombie rains judgement upo...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Don't assume species! I'll have you know...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: But you just did yesterday!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: You'll be back, soon you'll see. You'll ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Well thank you.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *Nullionaire (check the archives if you ...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *Woman's.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *Tumblr.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: I commend your XKCD reference good sir.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *Like we can.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: *Underwear. Too much capitalization.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Clorox bleach might be useful at this mo...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Are you insulting Cropsy?
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: @Self Also, *dick. Also, you forgot a pe...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: @JD *Raping. Some things never change.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: I AM THE GOD OF ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO US...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Me no likey bad gammar, but has to conti...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: Except the Charles comics.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: C'est is pronounced "say", so that's mor...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: *whom
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: Sorry.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: More of a system update with some minor ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: Not gonna ask what that means. Again, I ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-15: Same.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Will do!
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-15: Exactly.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Shit...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Oh, well.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: It's actually impressive that he had tha...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I'm worried they're going to make a clon...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Maybe he means replies?
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Still a fuck-ton of comments.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Congrats on the badge.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: LONG LIVE THE NON-SHITPOSTERS! Also, wel...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2017-04-14: This was my first cyanide and happiness ...
Comment to comic 206 on 2017-04-14: *don't
Comment to comic 2188 on 2017-04-14: It's 6:07 pm
Comment to comic 4107 on 2017-04-14: As well as http://explosm.net/comics/452...
Comment to comic 3903 on 2017-04-14: Fucking idiot
Comment to comic 3959 on 2017-04-14: *There's
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Yes, yes he did.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: It's a little hard to get your mouth aro... ★4
Comment to comic 2676 on 2017-04-14: Mine makes grammatical errors and uses "... ★2
Comment to comic 2013 on 2017-04-14: This woman just needs to clean up the de...
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-04-14: I got this by clicking on the random but...
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: We fap to the comics.
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Daily Extra Panel: "Have you tried turni... ★2
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: "The Sun is full of bees. More now than ... ★2
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Hear hear! Or is it "here here!"? Fuck i... ★1
Comment to comic 4593 on 2017-04-14: Yeah, but they can't just ignore it.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Never mind, they may have stopped him fr...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Apparently they are dogs, not gods, now....
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Today is possibly the worst day in C&H h... ★3
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: Who flagged you?
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I'm better now.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: HE JUST WANTED TO GET FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I do too, but we don't acknowledge their...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I think the whole comment section is on ... ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: FORGIVE MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: For once, I support Trump. ★3
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Um... now my thing says 2 comments with ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Literally judgement day. Maybe this is t... ★1
Comment to comic 2299 on 2017-04-12: Oh god it's spreading!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: The asterisk goes in front of the word, ...
Comment to comic 392 on 2017-04-12: I counted at least seven colors. ★1
Comment to comic 2166 on 2017-04-12: "There is milk in fridge"
Comment to comic 1470 on 2017-04-12: Dammit Charles! You were so close! Now a...
Comment to comic 1438 on 2017-04-12: *it.
Comment to comic 886 on 2017-04-12: Unfortunately, that only works once.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Judgemental Judgemental was handled, so ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I second that notion.
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Probably a good idea
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Tomorrow is a nightmare. No red badges, ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: *the judgementals, not the letter to the...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: This was possible to handle before, but ...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: At least you have a shred of decency lef...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: He sort of started this though. His ques...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Help us! This site has gone to the judge...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Derek save us!
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-12: *ones
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-12: yes...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: @DPH How the fuck did you do that?
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: They're called "eons"
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: And the electric fence. ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Some people are unable to find home. The...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Pincest. Equivalent to Pinterest.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Where and why are two different things.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: As well as underwear.
Comment to comic 4210 on 2017-04-12: Violets are red Roses are blue When meta... ★2
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: *my daughter and me
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: *wants
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: With the temper of a Samsung 7 ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: I thought you were lunarLegion for a sec...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: *Trying
Comment to comic 2894 on 2017-04-12: HE MENTIONED THE FORBIDDEN GAME SERIES!!...
Comment to comic 519 on 2017-04-12: Mmmmmmm... brain smoothie! ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Wow I don't even know how you come up wi... ★2
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Not anymore!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: I've been found out!
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Daily Extra Panel: "But officer, I just ... ★1
Comment to comic 2865 on 2017-04-12: Explains why he's bald. ★1
Comment to comic 4145 on 2017-04-12: It's bad, I know. Still, we survived Bus...
Comment to comic 4145 on 2017-04-12: Good for him.
Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-04-12: It's also his blood, so he is legally ob... ★1
Comment to comic 3112 on 2017-04-12: Humanity is a sin!
Comment to comic 3033 on 2017-04-12: Seems legit.
Comment to comic 2371 on 2017-04-12: *Seussiest
Comment to comic 3863 on 2017-04-12: His eating habits had already taken thei...
Comment to comic 3863 on 2017-04-12: "But I'll do my best anyways!" snaps own...
Comment to comic 3863 on 2017-04-12: Is that a reference to "The Amazing Worl...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-12: Abortion is fine. I'm not going to be ab...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-12: DOWN WITH THE DICK!
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-12: *die
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-12: *Tiny
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-12: *Van Gogh **Mike
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-12: Covered in queers.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Now I'm sad.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: I don't mean that they did drugs though....
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: They once did drugs as the theme for a w...
Comment to comic 3398 on 2017-04-12: *Condom on drugs.
Comment to comic 253 on 2017-04-12: They have Alzheimer's.
Comment to comic 1204 on 2017-04-11: Rob's feeling lazy today...
Comment to comic 2717 on 2017-04-11: CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM...
Comment to comic 2072 on 2017-04-11: Stop staring at his boobs! He's not just... ★2
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: This happens to me all the time, shouldn... ★1
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: There's not much to work with in one-lin...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Daily Extra Panel: When a conversation t... ★3
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11: Just a Bi-Polar Bear...
Comment to comic 55 on 2017-04-11: gasp
Comment to comic 55 on 2017-04-11: *He.
Comment to comic 55 on 2017-04-11: *Whom
Comment to comic 1100 on 2017-04-11: Rent is high too...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: I'm going to support this, yet remain an...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: *Depressing.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: Kill it, then resurrect it. COMPROMISE.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-11: Nonce.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: For the record, I favorited all of you t...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: It's the equivalent of mastrubating.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: I don't know how to respond to that. Tha...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: Have you ever tried to have sex on an el...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: I'm new here so I don't know who Derek i...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-11: Judgemental Dick.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11: ☹️...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: Shit! I forgot an apostrophe!
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: Daily Extra Panel: "I had an awful child... ★4
Comment to comic 4373 on 2017-04-10: Twice.
Comment to comic 999 on 2017-04-10: Hey, look. Spaghetti sauce! ★2
Comment to comic 1278 on 2017-04-10: o_0' ★1
Comment to comic 3072 on 2017-04-10: Don't beat yourself up man, you're not t...
Comment to comic 3272 on 2017-04-10: That one word changes everything.
Comment to comic 3296 on 2017-04-10: Nonstop. Think about Hamilton nonstop.
Comment to comic 563 on 2017-04-10: I am a woman, I just have cancer. You in...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: Toastfish.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: *at.
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: I'm glad you like them! I wasn't so sure...
Comment to comic 67 on 2017-04-10: CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM...
Comment to comic 2454 on 2017-04-10: That woman looks worried.
Comment to comic 3364 on 2017-04-10
Comment to comic 3364 on 2017-04-10: He is either literally starving or just ... ★1
Comment to comic 47 on 2017-04-10: *fourth.
Comment to comic 1244 on 2017-04-09: Where is thine grammar?
Comment to comic 1069 on 2017-04-09: His shirt changed color. ★4
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09: Daily Extra Panel: "Maybe it's your bait... ★2
Comment to comic 1417 on 2017-04-09: Hail Satan!
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: First!
Comment to comic 3668 on 2017-04-09: I'm no expert, but maybe this comment is... ★1
Comment to comic 2929 on 2017-04-09: In fact, where the hell do they make tho...
Comment to comic 2929 on 2017-04-09: Why did you buy him a nazi hat and nazi ...
Comment to comic 513 on 2017-04-09: Mr. Clean is God. ★3
Comment to comic 3656 on 2017-04-09: "I ran out of belts for heroin."
Comment to comic 2410 on 2017-04-09: "I was referring to your testicles."
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-04-09: MR. KRABS.
Comment to comic 2760 on 2017-04-09: This remind anyone else of salad fingers...
Comment to comic 1239 on 2017-04-09: I wi- splat
Comment to comic 1979 on 2017-04-09: Roomba
Comment to comic 2178 on 2017-04-09: Also I have herpes!
Comment to comic 4197 on 2017-04-09: Isn't that sort of what a web comic is?
Comment to comic 1310 on 2017-04-09: This doesn't look like Dave's style.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Oh, shit!
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Thank God it's finally here! I've been w...
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-04-09: NECROPHILIA!
Comment to comic 3265 on 2017-04-09: *index, I'm fucking stupid. ★1
Comment to comic 3265 on 2017-04-09: I'm glad you're the glossary on this sit... ★1
Comment to comic 3263 on 2017-04-09: That's actually semen, he was just waiti... ★10
Comment to comic 2077 on 2017-04-09: The rewrite is just as good.
Comment to comic 138 on 2017-04-09: CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIII...
Comment to comic 3723 on 2017-04-09: The girliest drink at my bar is rubbing ... ★1
Comment to comic 308 on 2017-04-09: People with cancer don't have fevers (ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4285 on 2017-04-09: Up shit creek without a boat is pretty b... ★2
Comment to comic 2896 on 2017-04-09: *dick move
Comment to comic 2461 on 2017-04-09: Have you tried turning it off and on aga... ★1
Comment to comic 4270 on 2017-04-09: *Step
Comment to comic 2717 on 2017-04-09: Have a favorite.
Comment to comic 745 on 2017-04-09: Well you shouldn't have applied here the...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: "The word"
Comment to comic 2863 on 2017-04-09: The adventures of the old pirate.
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-04-09: You're supposed to hit enter
Comment to comic 1999 on 2017-04-09: That was pun related to the topic at han... ★1
Comment to comic 4112 on 2017-04-09: http://explosm.net/comics/4506/
Comment to comic 2222 on 2017-04-09: Wait, was Jesus crucified through the ey...
Comment to comic 2730 on 2017-04-09: None of them got the joke then: blue-shi...
Comment to comic 2730 on 2017-04-09: George Washington wearing a Yankees cap ...
Comment to comic 1490 on 2017-04-09: *having sex with cars. ★1
Comment to comic 685 on 2017-04-09: Who puts wedding presents in sacks?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2017-04-09: His teeth are fucked up
Comment to comic 4114 on 2017-04-09: Stranger danger!!
Comment to comic 4114 on 2017-04-09: *taste
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-09: Ça va, et toi?
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Thanks?
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: *it.
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: That's a trick y one, I took me a minute...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Then you will get a red badge, which is ...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Are dark blue badges different from ligh...
Comment to comic 3853 on 2017-04-09: Hay, with those kinds of puns, I'm a maz...
Comment to comic 85 on 2017-04-09: "...or a thumb..."
Comment to comic 85 on 2017-04-09: CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCCC... ★1
Comment to comic 1199 on 2017-04-09: Now I know why you guys draw flesh color...
Comment to comic 1045 on 2017-04-09: His reaction should've been: "Awwww man....
Comment to comic 2985 on 2017-04-09: Blue shirt is actually just a serial mur...
Comment to comic 1739 on 2017-04-09: Twice! ★1
Comment to comic 2758 on 2017-04-08: I would do this if I had children.
Comment to comic 3966 on 2017-04-08: All my to-don't list says is "be a hero"...
Comment to comic 83 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIII... ★1
Comment to comic 3603 on 2017-04-08: Yes.
Comment to comic 416 on 2017-04-08: 1 year of cyanide and happiness!
Comment to comic 2685 on 2017-04-08: You guys use the "dress for the job you ...
Comment to comic 2562 on 2017-04-08: I think that was a joke about anal.
Comment to comic 763 on 2017-04-08: Second!
Comment to comic 733 on 2017-04-08: wee wee wee wee all the way home. ★1
Comment to comic 485 on 2017-04-08: The answer: Dave would be too weirded ou...
Comment to comic 1764 on 2017-04-08: He freaked out and started crying. Littl... ★3
Comment to comic 3705 on 2017-04-08: HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE
Comment to comic 3705 on 2017-04-08: HYPE
Comment to comic 2494 on 2017-04-08: *Punchline
Comment to comic 2494 on 2017-04-08: HA HA
Comment to comic 3312 on 2017-04-08: That advice works for broccoli and sex
Comment to comic 1547 on 2017-04-08: Why does everyone in Rob's comics react ...
Comment to comic 3297 on 2017-04-08: Dear Samson, You are a dipshit. Love, Yo... ★1
Comment to comic 756 on 2017-04-08: Single tear rolls down the adult's face
Comment to comic 756 on 2017-04-08: Nope, just stood there smiling.
Comment to comic 1434 on 2017-04-08: Except that's not what it is. Instead it...
Comment to comic 3650 on 2017-04-08: Seems legit.
Comment to comic 2159 on 2017-04-08: She got hit by a bus?
Comment to comic 1576 on 2017-04-08: I didn't realize you had to tune non-str... ★1
Comment to comic 1576 on 2017-04-08: Hoi, I'm tEm. ★1
Comment to comic 2144 on 2017-04-08: The "how much longer do I have?" part is... ★4
Comment to comic 1357 on 2017-04-08: I loved the music man.
Comment to comic 759 on 2017-04-08: Holy shit, I didn't realize that until n...
Comment to comic 3912 on 2017-04-08: Ripe ol' age of 30
Comment to comic 1455 on 2017-04-08: Also, knife is pronounced: Kuh-nife-eee....
Comment to comic 1455 on 2017-04-08: If you flip me upside down, I look like ...
Comment to comic 2723 on 2017-04-08: "Raping me?" "That's the one!"
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08: QED bitches!
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08: Daily Extra Panel: Magico returns from t... ★3
Comment to comic 337 on 2017-04-08: Well, Bruce Wayne is a bit of a playboy ...
Comment to comic 68 on 2017-04-08: 4th wall? More like 4th screen door.
Comment to comic 831 on 2017-04-08: I KNEW IT!
Comment to comic 807 on 2017-04-08: Yep.
Comment to comic 807 on 2017-04-08: Wait, no! I see it too!
Comment to comic 2228 on 2017-04-08: Wait! NOOOOO! We almost got a chance to ...
Comment to comic 3889 on 2017-04-08: *ass
Comment to comic 3889 on 2017-04-08: Jesus Christ, those two are dense ★1
Comment to comic 2040 on 2017-04-08: There are no carnival games in the parki...
Comment to comic 2040 on 2017-04-08: "...every last cent on those stupid fuck...
Comment to comic 140 on 2017-04-08: Well, that was concise.
Comment to comic 3570 on 2017-04-08: I don't blame him, that's a lot of merin...
Comment to comic 869 on 2017-04-08: cough blowjobs cough ★2
Comment to comic 869 on 2017-04-08: "... and every time we have sex, it's li...
Comment to comic 1647 on 2017-04-08: Next came the dicks. ★2
Comment to comic 515 on 2017-04-08: *O'reily
Comment to comic 515 on 2017-04-08: NOOOOOTT THEEE BBEEEEEEEESSSSS! ★1
Comment to comic 3990 on 2017-04-08: NOOOT THEEE BBEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! ★1
Comment to comic 3990 on 2017-04-08: At least it wasn't bees. ★1
Comment to comic 983 on 2017-04-08: The first panel is the best part of this... ★6
Comment to comic 3881 on 2017-04-08: Nope, instead you go into limbo.
Comment to comic 165 on 2017-04-08: First
Comment to comic 165 on 2017-04-08: It says 7 comments but there are actuall...
Comment to comic 3044 on 2017-04-08: "Don't worry, you can play the dog that ... ★2
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08: I didn't realize that the first time. I ...
Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-04-08: Already been done.
Comment to comic 1797 on 2017-04-08: How TTMF became friends.
Comment to comic 2716 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 1594 on 2017-04-08: I can buy most of that stuff, but an ome...
Comment to comic 737 on 2017-04-08: Yay, fisting!
Comment to comic 737 on 2017-04-08: "'Kay, goodbye"
Comment to comic 2154 on 2017-04-08: "It still sort of bothers me that you're...
Comment to comic 2938 on 2017-04-08
Comment to comic 4259 on 2017-04-08: Either I don't get that pun, or that was...
Comment to comic 1652 on 2017-04-08: beats baby to death with spoon
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-04-08: Why did you answer that question?
Comment to comic 3164 on 2017-04-08: This ever happen to anyone else as a kid... ★3
Comment to comic 4116 on 2017-04-08: RACIAL PROFILING!
Comment to comic 4116 on 2017-04-08: I liked that short.
Comment to comic 4116 on 2017-04-08: Why did that baby have a boner? ★2
Comment to comic 1953 on 2017-04-08: At least they weren't hoverboards.
Comment to comic 2152 on 2017-04-08: Well now your head is in there, so you'r... ★1
Comment to comic 1365 on 2017-04-08: "...in a snake pit..."
Comment to comic 1360 on 2017-04-08: This was posted on my mother's birthday....
Comment to comic 1028 on 2017-04-08: Sex change problem.
Comment to comic 1028 on 2017-04-08: *Dick
Comment to comic 1890 on 2017-04-08: And thus, ascii man was born. ★4
Comment to comic 4055 on 2017-04-08: By a whole year.
Comment to comic 4055 on 2017-04-08: Wait, fuck! Jimmy Russel beat me to it.
Comment to comic 4055 on 2017-04-08: Are you suggesting anal? Because I'm tot...
Comment to comic 3796 on 2017-04-08: He's not actually holding the drawing. T... ★2
Comment to comic 1820 on 2017-04-08: "Hard" is the operative word.
Comment to comic 661 on 2017-04-08: Bulimia
Comment to comic 3933 on 2017-04-08: You know, you shouldn't hit boys either.... ★1
Comment to comic 3108 on 2017-04-08: I wish I had a dog.
Comment to comic 4191 on 2017-04-08: Or he just got a sex change.
Comment to comic 4191 on 2017-04-08: Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to ...
Comment to comic 4191 on 2017-04-08: PSES' cheating wife.
Comment to comic 635 on 2017-04-08: *I'm
Comment to comic 1857 on 2017-04-08: That's sexual assault!
Comment to comic 2350 on 2017-04-08: New candy bar: The Angsty Teen Bar! 'You...
Comment to comic 1438 on 2017-04-08: I was paying homage to Picasso's blue pe...
Comment to comic 697 on 2017-04-08: The answer is more. ★2
Comment to comic 697 on 2017-04-08: That says acsi man.
Comment to comic 2940 on 2017-04-08: Twice!
Comment to comic 2940 on 2017-04-08: "...How about now?"
Comment to comic 2903 on 2017-04-08: "I was going to use this in yoga class!"... ★2
Comment to comic 158 on 2017-04-08: DEFINITELY
Comment to comic 675 on 2017-04-08: "9, 10, 11, 12, well you can just go fuc... ★5
Comment to comic 1493 on 2017-04-08
Comment to comic 134 on 2017-04-08: Or high.
Comment to comic 134 on 2017-04-08
Comment to comic 134 on 2017-04-08: Que "Rocky" montage music. ★1
Comment to comic 1403 on 2017-04-08: Why does this remind me of SMBC? ★5
Comment to comic 3894 on 2017-04-08: I thought he was going to say "getting s...
Comment to comic 2772 on 2017-04-08: You understand don't clearly. ★1
Comment to comic 1574 on 2017-04-08: What they didn't realize was that he act...
Comment to comic 784 on 2017-04-08: Hentai alert!
Comment to comic 2174 on 2017-04-08: You spent two much on that joke.
Comment to comic 575 on 2017-04-08: We have a winner!
Comment to comic 3173 on 2017-04-08: It would've gotten interesting if she ha...
Comment to comic 1765 on 2017-04-08: "You're not Mr. Jones!"
Comment to comic 971 on 2017-04-08: Bzz, I'm a fly! ★2
Comment to comic 3784 on 2017-04-08: Of course he doesn't cum alone, that's m...
Comment to comic 189 on 2017-04-08: "You're right, there is something weird ...
Comment to comic 391 on 2017-04-08: So it begins.
Comment to comic 391 on 2017-04-08: 81 favorites.
Comment to comic 1315 on 2017-04-08: CONGA ! ★1
Comment to comic 4265 on 2017-04-08: "Gotta get out of here's before he reali... ★2
Comment to comic 121 on 2017-04-08: Arsenic and Old Lace. Watch it.
Comment to comic 121 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA... ★5
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-04-08: That kid has shitty aim. ★1
Comment to comic 1995 on 2017-04-08: YOU HAVE AIDS, ABBOTT!
Comment to comic 3556 on 2017-04-08: When you stare into the abyss.... The ab...
Comment to comic 1866 on 2017-04-08: I like my women like I like my coffee. I...
Comment to comic 2197 on 2017-04-08: "Oh yeah, he can also fly. That's pretty...
Comment to comic 2920 on 2017-04-08: *Whom ★1
Comment to comic 88 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA... ★1
Comment to comic 86 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 908 on 2017-04-08: "Wait, nope. That's just bloody shit" ★1
Comment to comic 2089 on 2017-04-08: I, too, have an account at the bank of b... ★1
Comment to comic 3573 on 2017-04-08: Anyone else notice that God looks like C...
Comment to comic 3573 on 2017-04-08: *A's
Comment to comic 1850 on 2017-04-08: No, Russian strippers are strippers insi...
Comment to comic 1850 on 2017-04-08: It would've been better if another strip... ★2
Comment to comic 2628 on 2017-04-08: I think I'm actually going to skip horse...
Comment to comic 2888 on 2017-04-08: I swear that Jeffery is an exact represe...
Comment to comic 271 on 2017-04-08: No, the guy just got a free abortion. ★2
Comment to comic 2317 on 2017-04-08: Smoke bikes
Comment to comic 3491 on 2017-04-08: "No." "Okay, how about this necklace." "... ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-08: Could be worse. Even more of you could b...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2017-04-08: Uh, uh, HERPES PUN.
Comment to comic 3580 on 2017-04-08: This is my favorite comic.
Comment to comic 3026 on 2017-04-08: I guess that's the kid who asked for hig... ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-04-08: Aww man... I wanted to eat that.
Comment to comic 1070 on 2017-04-08: SEPUKUUU!!!
Comment to comic 3097 on 2017-04-08: Also three months ago
Comment to comic 3097 on 2017-04-08: Your comment is sooooooo trying to keep ...
Comment to comic 4000 on 2017-04-08: Also true with "you could have"
Comment to comic 3996 on 2017-04-08: This is true. Suicide hurts everyone, it... ★2
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-08: *lal
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-04-08: "Wait, never mind; it's dead." ★5
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-04-08: Denial Anger Bargaining Sadness Acceptan...
Comment to comic 2659 on 2017-04-08: Went off without a hitch.
Comment to comic 2657 on 2017-04-08: Conclusion: You have AIDS
Comment to comic 2653 on 2017-04-08: "...it's kind of hard to pull that off. ...
Comment to comic 4146 on 2017-04-08: New guy walks in "Just close your mouths... ★2
Comment to comic 3447 on 2017-04-08: *Butts
Comment to comic 2491 on 2017-04-08: "A whole new world of neglect just opene... ★2
Comment to comic 65 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 60 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 58 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 56 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 54 on 2017-04-08: "But it's not my birthday."
Comment to comic 54 on 2017-04-08: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 52 on 2017-04-07: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 50 on 2017-04-07: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 48 on 2017-04-07: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 46 on 2017-04-07: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA...
Comment to comic 43 on 2017-04-07: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIICCCCCC SSSAA... ★3
Comment to comic 41 on 2017-04-07: CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM...
Comment to comic 15 on 2017-04-07: COOOMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIICCCCCC SSSAAAAAAAAAA...
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-04-07: At least something good would come out o...
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-04-07: I squealed a little bit when I saw this....
Comment to comic 4394 on 2017-04-07: Good point.
Comment to comic 336 on 2017-04-07: "These are actually just to wash the cum...
Comment to comic 214 on 2017-04-07: Shoot all your problems away! Shoot all ... ★2
Comment to comic 288 on 2017-04-07: "Not this time!"
Comment to comic 3926 on 2017-04-07: "Oh, sorry. I nicknamed our basement 'th... ★6
Comment to comic 839 on 2017-04-07: Sleep-with-your-girlfriend-buggy blue. N... ★2
Comment to comic 4127 on 2017-04-07: Yay! ★1
Comment to comic 1375 on 2017-04-07: "Then I had sex with him."
Comment to comic 1386 on 2017-04-07: No one changes their outfit in C&H
Comment to comic 1386 on 2017-04-07: The lightning strikes again. Get it? Bec...
Comment to comic 3661 on 2017-04-07: I've got a vaccine.
Comment to comic 701 on 2017-04-07: Sure: ★1
Comment to comic 1018 on 2017-04-07: I'll never forget this moment.
Comment to comic 2086 on 2017-04-07: Gay!
Comment to comic 2352 on 2017-04-07: Slit longways not sideways .
Comment to comic 1216 on 2017-04-07: *Next **don't you ***sniper The grammar ...
Comment to comic 1216 on 2017-04-07: "Hey, did someone flip the schedule upsi...
Comment to comic 2658 on 2017-04-07: Rob tricked me, this isn't Matt's comic....
Comment to comic 2656 on 2017-04-07: "Or arms!"
Comment to comic 1415 on 2017-04-07: How do they play Russian roulette every ...
Comment to comic 2218 on 2017-04-07: "Hold on, I'll inject it with HIV before...
Comment to comic 887 on 2017-04-07: "No, credit only sir." ★3
Comment to comic 2545 on 2017-04-07: "And he was dead"
Comment to comic 3532 on 2017-04-07: This is what eggs have to do with the Ea...
Comment to comic 523 on 2017-04-07: "Mrs. Mayburry, this licorice rope taste... ★3
Comment to comic 3004 on 2017-04-07: Why do they grade the spelling bee? ★1
Comment to comic 2279 on 2017-04-07: Zooms out to reveal a third tattered guy... ★3
Comment to comic 4248 on 2017-04-07: I'm crying with happiness dude, I just l... ★2
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Yes, well that's not funny, now is it?
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Also, I fucking hate autocorrect.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Yes, well I'm a fat, ugly, inconsiderate...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: *meth
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: @JD I got that, I just don't understand ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: @judgemental dick Just try it fucko.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: The point is that it's correct.
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: He's trying not to strangle the kid
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: A male bee's family tree is in the form ... ★1
Comment to comic 1725 on 2017-04-07: Dammit, now my death will seem unorigina...
Comment to comic 727 on 2017-04-07: Wrong again. The real moral is: Fuck Ora... ★1
Comment to comic 2835 on 2017-04-07: No shit Sherlock
Comment to comic 3294 on 2017-04-07: Would you be a weak and pitiful mortal a...
Comment to comic 4279 on 2017-04-07: That's not what hay fever is, but I'll l...
Comment to comic 2834 on 2017-04-07: I'm an atheist. ★3
Comment to comic 3286 on 2017-04-07: "I'm not playing with a full deck of car... ★1
Comment to comic 2700 on 2017-04-07: Paradox. ★1
Comment to comic 61 on 2017-04-07: *Rogue **Duckling It's late.
Comment to comic 61 on 2017-04-07: "Because I lost my eye to a rougue duvkl...
Comment to comic 4054 on 2017-04-07: Epilogue: "Hi honey, I'm glad you didn't...
Comment to comic 1141 on 2017-04-07: That escalated quickly
Comment to comic 3208 on 2017-04-07: Hail
Comment to comic 3208 on 2017-04-07: "Awk. Rape the cat. Awwwk."
Comment to comic 3149 on 2017-04-07: *Awwwwwww
Comment to comic 3149 on 2017-04-07: Awwwwwwws yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
Comment to comic 2620 on 2017-04-07: Not a bad analogy.
Comment to comic 2767 on 2017-04-07: At least it's not subliminal.
Comment to comic 4407 on 2017-04-07: I know how you feel. Or, more rather, fe...
Comment to comic 1053 on 2017-04-07: It appears as though Uranus decided to t...
Comment to comic 2877 on 2017-04-07: Gah! Keep forgetting my closing quotatio... ★1
Comment to comic 2877 on 2017-04-07: Gets back up and brushes self off "Okay,... ★3
Comment to comic 1479 on 2017-04-07: Pun ch him into the ground!
Comment to comic 4099 on 2017-04-07: I like my women like I like my food: edi...
Comment to comic 2276 on 2017-04-07: I'll stop
Comment to comic 2276 on 2017-04-07: "Really quite re pun dant"
Comment to comic 2276 on 2017-04-07: "Yeah, you're right. That was getting re...
Comment to comic 4174 on 2017-04-07: You may have a veeerrrrrryyyyyy minor ca...
Comment to comic 1379 on 2017-04-07: Does that mean that we should all say Am...
Comment to comic 1485 on 2017-04-07: "Did you spill ketchup or something on t...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-07: Maybe you are the fool. ★2
Comment to comic 3697 on 2017-04-07: I've got nothing, this is perfect as it ... ★1
Comment to comic 2302 on 2017-04-07: Olive shirt walks up with blue shirt's l...
Comment to comic 564 on 2017-04-07: "Get Mr. Hairintheshowerdrain to beat th... ★3
Comment to comic 838 on 2017-04-07: "…and cancer"
Comment to comic 2515 on 2017-04-07: Next panel: Monster finds Velma and star... ★5
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Or computer.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: If you could stop smashing your face on ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Perhaps I didn't explain clearly enough.... ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: WTF is that even supposed to mean?
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Also, are you fucking blind?
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Like detention.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2017-04-07: Not sure if you're going to read this, b... ★1
Comment to comic 1268 on 2017-04-07: I tried that once. Didn't work out too w...
Comment to comic 1340 on 2017-04-07: !!HCNUUUP noclaF
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-04-07: More Purple Shirted Eye Stabber. MOOOOOO... ★1
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-04-07: Only in our hearts. And eyes.
Comment to comic 3816 on 2017-04-07: 476-474 GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!...
Comment to comic 2641 on 2017-04-07: Kinetic energy transferred through the h...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2017-04-07: Bottom comment.
Comment to comic 4362 on 2017-04-07: *tEMs
Comment to comic 4362 on 2017-04-07: Is that from "Junk Mail"?
Comment to comic 4362 on 2017-04-07: OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARD...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2017-04-07: *long
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: Case in point
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: I don't think this is published through ...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Here, take my favorite as well.
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-04-07: How many people have made that joke alre...
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-04-07: I mustache why your dadstache ascended t...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2017-04-07: *Slippery
Comment to comic 3776 on 2017-04-07: turns around and sees sign "Wait, that s...
Comment to comic 3469 on 2017-04-07: He forgot about the previous iPhone he p...
Comment to comic 736 on 2017-04-07: Yes, that arm is indeed cumming along ni... ★1
Comment to comic 713 on 2017-04-07: He should water them daily with Guinness... ★1
Comment to comic 2054 on 2017-04-07: Forget the mustache, just go reverse Hit... ★1
Comment to comic 2863 on 2017-04-07: Don't you hate it when this happens?
Comment to comic 3085 on 2017-04-07: Www.wheresthejoke.com ★1
Comment to comic 3085 on 2017-04-07: Are you saying that you jerk off to lamp...
Comment to comic 437 on 2017-04-07: SPRINKLERS HELP US ALL!
Comment to comic 3504 on 2017-04-07: NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Comment to comic 393 on 2017-04-07: "Don't worry, I've just gotta piss this ... ★1
Comment to comic 360 on 2017-04-07: "Yes"
Comment to comic 382 on 2017-04-07: There was supposed to be another quotati...
Comment to comic 382 on 2017-04-07: "Sorry fellas, she's married. To SCIENCE... ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-04-07: Easy
Comment to comic 3199 on 2017-04-07: Better than last time.
Comment to comic 317 on 2017-04-07: I learned in health class that orgasms t... ★4
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: Thanks, I needed that.
Comment to comic 638 on 2017-04-07: "What if I wear this fedora?" ★2
Comment to comic 2547 on 2017-04-07: That's a low pun. ★1
Comment to comic 884 on 2017-04-07: "Johnny, stop it!" "That's what she said... ★4
Comment to comic 1699 on 2017-04-07: "So he ran over your dog?" "No, he was j... ★2
Comment to comic 3636 on 2017-04-07: "Also, why is that other dude touching h...
Comment to comic 3502 on 2017-04-07: The doctor seems a rouse d
Comment to comic 3179 on 2017-04-07: Yo, we heard you like chicks, so we supe...
Comment to comic 2849 on 2017-04-07: You guys don't have fingers anyways. ★1
Comment to comic 1287 on 2017-04-07: 5th panel would also be funny if he said...
Comment to comic 3992 on 2017-04-07: Officers, arrest this gun. ★1
Comment to comic 4306 on 2017-04-07: Unless urine is a type of drug.
Comment to comic 1296 on 2017-04-07: If you get over 63 points on the top sec... ★1
Comment to comic 258 on 2017-04-07: But let me tell you, you are probably th...
Comment to comic 258 on 2017-04-07: There sure are a lot of Jewish people at...
Comment to comic 62 on 2017-04-07: COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS...
Comment to comic 501 on 2017-04-07: We wish you made more comics, Matt. Now ... ★12
Comment to comic 2248 on 2017-04-07: Blue shirt wants a golden shower.
Comment to comic 910 on 2017-04-07: How do you shove one of those up your bu...
Comment to comic 3979 on 2017-04-07: Dicks don't work like that.
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: I lost a few IQ points just reading this...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: New daily missing panel: The man dies of...
Comment to comic 4132 on 2017-04-07: No offense though.
Comment to comic 4132 on 2017-04-07: Why is there always that one guy who say... ★3
Comment to comic 2981 on 2017-04-07: Green shirt is throwing shade s ★2
Comment to comic 4047 on 2017-04-07: Yikes
Comment to comic 4469 on 2017-04-07: Eye bleach, please.
Comment to comic 1476 on 2017-04-07: Why did Popeye just get several tumors o... ★7
Comment to comic 4448 on 2017-04-07: "So what is it you wanted to tell me gra... ★2
Comment to comic 4134 on 2017-04-07: Dr. Iplier?
Comment to comic 4134 on 2017-04-07: I know what's best.
Comment to comic 2579 on 2017-04-07: Roomba
Comment to comic 1477 on 2017-04-07: Is there a joke? I never heard it any ot... ★1
Comment to comic 4273 on 2017-04-07: In an unrelated statement, I got dinner....
Comment to comic 498 on 2017-04-07: Alex Trebek was having a bad day.
Comment to comic 537 on 2017-04-07: I feel that it's on the verge of cubism....
Comment to comic 3858 on 2017-04-07: I've seen enough shit to be fucked up be...
Comment to comic 3858 on 2017-04-07: That's a pretty ballsy plan dude.
Comment to comic 105 on 2017-04-07: And that, kids, is how I met your mother... ★5
Comment to comic 1163 on 2017-04-07: Have you ever read any of Matt's comics?...
Comment to comic 1161 on 2017-04-07: I'm having butt with your sex.
Comment to comic 2721 on 2017-04-07: *can't
Comment to comic 2721 on 2017-04-07: Wow, I guess that when it comes to this ...
Comment to comic 1847 on 2017-04-07: Twice
Comment to comic 1847 on 2017-04-07: I wish I'd seen that before I wasted 20 ...
Comment to comic 3818 on 2017-04-07: I got you guys a birthday dildo!
Comment to comic 3779 on 2017-04-07: Have a favorite, good comic. ★2
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Tell me about it. ★1
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-07: Why is his teacher a C&H commenter?
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Like context?
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: Could you slow down for a second? I coul...
Comment to comic 3946 on 2017-04-07: Do you need a glass of water or somethin...
Comment to comic 3946 on 2017-04-07: Lavender shirted spider biter.
Comment to comic 995 on 2017-04-07: Please explain
Comment to comic 1117 on 2017-04-07: That escalated quickly.
Comment to comic 3020 on 2017-04-07: I only read books because if you try to ... ★2
Comment to comic 597 on 2017-04-07: Unless you have a fetish for that sort o...
Comment to comic 597 on 2017-04-07: Why are birds and planes so interesting ... ★1
Comment to comic 898 on 2017-04-07: I was expecting a conga. ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-07: I've decided to make my legacy: finding ... ★2
Comment to comic 4196 on 2017-04-07: YOU'RE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! ★1
Comment to comic 1049 on 2017-04-07: "In other news, the fruit roll-up factor...
Comment to comic 3074 on 2017-04-07: Gay!
Comment to comic 2764 on 2017-04-07: Circumsision joke. ★1
Comment to comic 1091 on 2017-04-07: Just take her as a carry on.
Comment to comic 3328 on 2017-04-07: With a pillow? ★1
Comment to comic 3328 on 2017-04-07: Adorable!
Comment to comic 2391 on 2017-04-07: And it's blue shirt by a tumor!!
Comment to comic 3553 on 2017-04-07: What's the difference between a Ferrari ...
Comment to comic 4548 on 2017-04-07: Is that a reference to Mr. Massagy?
Comment to comic 2047 on 2017-04-07: *you
Comment to comic 2050 on 2017-04-07: *cows
Comment to comic 4289 on 2017-04-07: ...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-04-07: That's what she said.