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- Fellatio Del Toro (the goat)
- 4585 comments (2019-08-18 – 2020-11-10) to 390 comics
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- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10
- I found it: http://explosm.net/comics/15... ★1
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10
- Yeah, with the colon between the numbers... ★1
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10
- That scoreboard is powered by pure cocai... ★3
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10
- Living crap? Would that be Mr. Hankey, t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-09
- And neither of your comments were there ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-09
- The best way to win at a relationship is... ★2
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
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- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- Plot Twist: The Payless salesman dressed...
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- And if you want to get really freaky, im... ★2
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- There's also a misogyny aspect, with the... ★3
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- And you have to keep shoving two more up...
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- The Chinese government is making the Uyg... ★4
- Comment to comic 5710 on 2020-11-09
- Can confirm. I take two cocks a day and ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- *takes his dick off the projector* No I'...
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- Well it's hard to understand you when yo...
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: We're running a t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- I feel I've been summoned... ★1
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- You must live in a state of denial. ★2
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- This T R I G G E R has been indexed [app... ★2
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- *cough* *cough* Bolsonaro *cough* *cough... ★1
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- We were about to get married and I did m... ★4
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- You're just not trying hard enough! ★2
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- Seems legit. ★3
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- <John Bonham> ⌛ </John Bonham> ★1
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- I prefer the Bull Choker 6969. ★4
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- They will after a little wining and dini...
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- For a guy about to start the married lif... ★1
- Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09
- That little picture of the seal being ch... ★5
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- Rainbows are flat! Are you one of those ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- They're so Hungary that they eat dogs. ★2
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- Dan Crenshaw. He appeared on SNL's Weeke... ★3
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- With all those rainbows, this comic is... ★2
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Br... ★2
- Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-09
- Scrappy looks pretty happy to be suspend... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- This is how the Trump v Biden campaign s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- Ah yes, the Big-Ass Trap who is a Big As... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- What kind of monster uses their teeth?!?... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- These comments are the bad place. ★5
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- That's too bad, I could have helped by s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ I'll piss on you and blow yo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- Don't worry, it looks like Biden will wi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- Does it look like this when you exhale t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- Back up that ass! ★4
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- I see a pair of platypussies getting jer... ★3
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- Those two aroused beavers are the bigges... ★1
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07
- But you're still too far away to see the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- Fun Fact with Nadernad: This is the star... ★6
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- I see monster vaginas that resemble my m... ★5
- Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06
- Zoom in... and ENHANCE! ★2
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- chreo6qy 39p8ure nhfleafb.d3nf/ekn/g'g'f... ★2
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- *NNN guuuuuuh!* Whoops, failed NNN. ★3
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- Voting cures all your ills! http://explo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- Does a human down on all fours while wea... ★2
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06
- Some days I feel like not replying. ★2
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- At first I thought you were a bot, with ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- Plot Twist: She's into scat play! They g... ★1
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- All I read was "ASS" and "LIC". This pol... ★3
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- Reference: https://youtu.be/0u22Q9B8AzA ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04
- This is a true story of people waiting i... ★6
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- #MeToo ★1
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- That's only a "Fun Fuck" for the doctors... ★5
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- ♪ untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-untz-unt... ★1
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-04
- Cancer is so 2019. Now COVID is all the ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- Some of us even have a fifth limb. ᕦ(͠≖ ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- That ignores the decades of voter suppre... ★6
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-04
- Well since you didn't take the clapper, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- "They suck you dry..." I'm in! Where do ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Canada is absolutely covered in snow. ★7
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- But it is a bill for $6000... with COVID... ★2
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- I'll just cut to the chase here: Orgasms... ★9
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Gesundheit. ★3
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- "FUCK RED DELICIOUS APPLES" Fun Fucks wi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- Have these guys heard there's a pandemic... ★2
- Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03
- I'd prefer that to a bill for $6000. ★3
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03
- Issued by a patent court. ★1
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03
- Surprise! It's my dick. I'm feeling my d... ★2
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- He's not a robot; that's his costume. He... ★3
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- Is this lump on my cyst on my tumor, can... ★3
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- I'm feeling 'something' right now. ᕕ(˵ꉺ౪... ★1
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- Is it owned, or does it have the right t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02
- Google directs me to porn sites no matte... ★2
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- *detaches electrodes from his scrotum* N... ★7
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- Joke's on you! I'm not a bat, I'm el chu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- This is my 18th post on this comic. I've... ★6
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- I think it was just a Freudian fist. ★4
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- No Nut November is already getting to hi... ★5
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- That's what I thought International Vega... ★5
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- That means he's been spraying AIDS all o... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- I'm going to time my nut to be happening... ★2
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- For reference: http://explosm.net/comics... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- Does wearing a ball gag count? ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-02
- I think it's open to interpretation. Lik... ★4
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Is this your way of predicting four more... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- That's fine, so long as you then never c... ★6
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- And so was the zipper, according to C&H ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- It's corousing. ★2
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Using words is a trick , fisting is a tr... ★2
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Getting my word salad tossed is a poor s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Maybe Dave is trying more shading? Notic... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamatea... ★1
- Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01
- Fist! ★3
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01
- Don't get too excited yet, the CIA are g... ★7
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01
- What an amateur job! You should see Judg... ★1
- Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01
- Did you just call Rob's mom a bitch?!? b... ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- Scars prove you had a good time. ★2
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- This made me laugh out loud. Best commen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- *inserts his thing* ★4
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- What an original love story! http://expl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- *sniffs it* Hmm, smells like cum. *taste... ★4
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- To be honest, I'm looking forward to any... ★4
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- That's going to be one nasty sounding tr... ★4
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- Then you must feel pretty good! (‿!‿) ԅ(... ★3
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-31
- If it's the reverse of beginning soon, t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- And our cum. All of the cum! ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- So you'll start charging us? ★2
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30
- Stick around. I'm sure we can get you to... ★6
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- "you got one at the top, two at the side... ★5
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- The God of AWESOME! ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘⁿˢ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵃᶜᵏ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- Practice. He's a stripper. ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- ╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ★1
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- Can I have your corpse? It's for... uh..... ★3
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- The funny thing about this comment isn't... ★7
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- What a lazy comic. ★2
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- Grayshirt's costume isn't much better. H... ★4
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- Did someone say Rough Man?! (ง ಥ 益 ಥ)ง T... ★5
- Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28
- His costume was how he looked at the sta... ★3
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- Mr. Mohawk leans in close at the end as ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- And the fluffer! ★1
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- You qualify for a loneliness trophy, but... ★4
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- So what's the plot twist? Today's guy go... ★1
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- That's it? Just a couple drops? He didn'... ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28
- Yup, the bully was prostrating toward th... ★9
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- He just dumps it out? Such a waste of go... ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28
- I'm surprised you can still feel it! ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28
- Did you get reinfected with COVID? ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28
- This is going to be one monster dookie w... ★4
- Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28
- Next comic: A bowling trophy! ★4
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Thanks, I had a vague memory of someway ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- And I'll give it a different kind of sho... ★6
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Hey, I have a pc and a web access at my ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- We're all Dorothy! ★4
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- I love this comic, and immediately favor...
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- If you auction off your virginity, you c... ★8
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Had sex! ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Doesn't matter! ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: He's jealous. ★6
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- Not hate, just making myself laugh. But ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- 000000000000000 1111 000000000000000000 ... ★15
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- I never said otherwise. (っ ᐛ )っ U(・ᴥ・)U ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- I remember Glasses guy! It was his first... ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- If they're having sex on the couch, and ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- At least he didn't hit the fan! ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- It's a gimp mask. http://explosm.net/com... ★3
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- The end that attaches to your nose? ★1
- Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-27
- http://explosm.net/comics/1165/ ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Senior Frogs often have difficulty remem... ★1
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⠀⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠸⠄⢀... ★5
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- I'm always happy to lend a hand. ★3
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Blue and orange don't contrast, they're ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- And if you really want to feel powerful ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- *right armless. ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- And I'll whack it off! ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Commenting on web comics. ★4
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- I thought it would be "Loser" by Beck. ★3
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- That's how they stay friends. ★6
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Have these guys not heard of cell phones... ★2
- Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26
- Hey first! , you know how we planned to ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
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- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Santa has a nice pair for ya. You'll nee... ★1
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Truer words were never spoken. ★4
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Ha! Very subtle, I didn't get it at firs... ★1
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Halloween lands on a Saturday this year,... ★6
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- You can leave your hat on ★3
- Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26
- Santa wears the boobs in this family. ★6
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- This is Sparta. ★2
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- Then what about suicide bombers?!? ░░░░░... ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- I have an afterlife in my basement! Well... ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- There's cocaine burning all around them ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- That's what I'm here for. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- So does that mean religious people shoul... ★2
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- Of course! She got an ass to her face fr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- But what if all the obnoxious ads are pa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- *her (It's a girl). (For now). ★3
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- But then how am I supposed to masturbate... ★4
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- They can be a real buzzkill: http://expl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5696 on 2020-10-25
- The Sound of Logic Your move, I miss Noo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- *going down on us. ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- You can also make a delete of yourself. ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- So you're saying bushier rugs have been ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Go for it! Boss/worker role-play is one ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- There! Are! Four! Lights! ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Dicks I'd Love to Fellatio. ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Emphasis on Hell . ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- For those who missed it, at first his sh... ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Who, who? Who, who? ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- It's her massively receding hairline. Th... ★6
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Please Only Insert Dick Here? No, I'll s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- That looks about right. But even though ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24
- Since this comic was first uploaded, tha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- What does the Bureau of Land Management ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- I'm not Asian but I'm all about pleasing... ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR. There, I said it... ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- That woman needs to stop leaving her shi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- There's no butt count on that comic! So ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- So she went out and fucked a Black dude ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23
- Bull's-eye! ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- *Moistly. ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- This isn't even his final form! ★3
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- But that's the only thing worth commenti... ★6
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- Then they're getting ripped off, because... ★3
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- My deepest sympathies to you and your fa... ★9
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- But did he stay 6 ft. away while fucking... ★2
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23
- It must have taken him all day to painst... ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- tries to make CAS lose his place 15, 204... ★3
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- The rings are reflecting on this guy's f... ★5
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- All I see is ∞ . ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- Hands on cheeks, gaping hole in the midd... ★2
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- What do you want?!? ★2
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- 'Tis but a scratch! Just a flesh wound! ★1
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- That's a shit opinion! ★5
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- In the last panel, Greenshirt is mimicki... ★2
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- That's not where his trunk is. I volunte... ★5
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- "...this tree is 800 years old." *was. Y... ★3
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- "When did counting butts become this har... ★6
- Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21
- Because he's the Phantom of the Opera, d... ★1
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- http://explosm.net/rcg/gknanjufm ★3
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- Take your terrible puns and shove 'em! ★1
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- I slid down the stripper pole into madne... ★3
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- Oh schnapps ★4
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- Blueshirt is terrified in the last panel... ★3
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- Wait, if the comics are wearing a condom... ★2
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- But by the time Greenshirt says it's the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- The bottom layer of cocaine is how he go... ★4
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- His ass is his bottom layer. Also known ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- "bored by porn" ? I'm sorry, is that Dut... ★3
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- I recommend watching porn for inspiratio... ★4
- Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20
- Uh oh, did Brock just call out Usernames... ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- This one made me laugh out loud. Good th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- "do this internet-website online....." W... ★5
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- That sounds like a collaboration between... ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- But if they like it and stay, now you're... ★6
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- Isn't that the one with the big COVID ou... ★2
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- Wait, Time Devil's grandpa is Dave Chapp... ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- My state is 100% absentee voting, meanin... ★10
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- The one who was always a dependable sour... ★4
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- What's the difference between a lentil a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- The yellow snow is lemon flavored! ★2
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- What a coincidence! I feel assholes all ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- Well then grandpa is a boring idiot. ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- And I'm the shaft judge. ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- Whoa whoa, let's not jump to any conclus... ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19
- Grandpa is just taking the piss out of B... ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- whoosh! ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- It might seem like you're just pissing a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- The elderly are a never-ending source of... ★4
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- Or fart in a jar and keep it for your co... ★1
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- Grandpa has gone off his rocker. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18
- No need for snow or people. You can writ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- My guess? To watch us bang. ★5
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- "baaad"? Are you making fun of the way g... ★3
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- All people are simply potential victims ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- Hmm, lots of anger. You must be the vers... ★2
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- A furry trapped in a commenter's body. H... ★2
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- Are you sure she wasn't literally gaslig... ★1
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- It's the Season of the Witch! https://yo... ★1
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- Blueshirt should be more careful. Green ... ★2
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- You're preggers! Watch out or your girlf... ★6
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- Gotta light? https://youtu.be/CGorhkgBiK... ★1
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- The witch wife. ★2
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- It is. Cum is the secret ingredient to m... ★4
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- Make a successful comic strip next time!... ★2
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- That'll do, pig. That'll do. ★1
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- *on ★2
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- Your wall-of-text comment made me chuckl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18
- Alternative last panel: Greenshirt says ... ★12
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- He's a real potty mouth. ★1
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- "isolation induced mental health issues"... ★2
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- Ask Phil Collins. https://youtu.be/YkADj... ★1
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- I hope the army at least gave them the s... ★1
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- (っ ᐛ )っ✂╰⋃╯ ★2
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- FFOOOOOOOORRRRCCE!! ★1
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- Can I touch you? http://explosm.net/comi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- "Nobody (I hope) is out fucking doorknob... ★5
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-18
- *gets in line behind CAS* ★2
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- Just one finger? I wouldn't even be able... ★1
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- Hi unsettled. I'm Fellatio Del Toro. ★1
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- That's a batt-ass pfp! https://pbs.twimg... ★2
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17
- Dave's definitely a face guy. He fucks f... ★2
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- *TUG* ★3
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- *lights face dick* ★1
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17
- If you combine the first two comments, y... ★5
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17
- This unsettles me. ★1
- Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17
- Talk about going all-in for Halloween. H... ★3
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-17
- Anybody commenting here is beyond hope. ★1
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- *pure insanity. ★1
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- That's what Kris says every time his com... ★4
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- You can go many ways to make a blank com... ★1
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- "I remember once in highschool, I had th... ★5
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- That's just your opinion! ★1
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- I prefer: "If you don't have anything ni... ★9
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- After the election. http://explosm.net/r... ★5
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: abstinence for lo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- But she was silent for four panels too..... ★8
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- Could it be syphilis? Oh wait, nevermind... ★5
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- My showers are silent. ★3
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- Or he could just be tardy. ★1
- Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16
- Straight! ★2
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- Eight days a week, he looooooooooves leg... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- I still need to mail in my registration ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- All of his chapters are #2. ★6
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- That's why it really smarts when you're ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- I guess I needed to use sarcasm font wit... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- Time to send them some death threats! ★2
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- Oh man, I am so going to use this line t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-16
- Fuck, you have to work 100 hours per wee... ★2
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16
- Hmm, a Russian website. Nobody from Russ... ★9
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- This octopus must have some bad digestiv... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Racist! ★2
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Well yeah, just look how big its brain i... ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Vodka. ★1
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- So octopusisses jack off as a defense me... ★6
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Greenshirt has Assface Syndrome! (Those ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Yeah right, like you have any friends. W... ★3
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- The lawsuit? ★3
- Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14
- Its ink doesn't run, but you sure will. ★4
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14
- *twerks* ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14
- This left him feeling pretty drained. It... ★1
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-13
- I don't either. But I do have a dungeon!... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- And... scene. ★10
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- I vote 'no'. ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- So are you offering to fuck us to death?... ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- Yes? ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- This is quality stuff! Does anybody know... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- Not everything is about you! ★2
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- Challenge accepted! Voting will solve al... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- No, but I'm sure Big Brother has. ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- I'd like them a lot better if they reall... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-13
- Using a Steely Dan always provides a Cou... ★2
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Removing an asshole? But that takes all ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Hidden fifth panel: A horse laying in be... ★8
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Congratulations, this is the worst Cumbe... ★2
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Vasectomy gone wrong. ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- They're planets?!? ★5
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Hey Google, what's the difference betwee... ★4
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- You signed the waiver, you knew what mig... ★3
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Yup. And he also was a singer with reall... ★1
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- godzilla stroked one off to this because... ★6
- Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12
- Those must be some messy scrapbooks. ★2
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Only when I'm really mellowed out on som... ★1
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- That's not sweat. http://explosm.net/rcg... ★3
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Because you're the toast of controversy!... ★3
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- *sploosh!* ★7
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Are there any other ad blockers you coul... ★1
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- There aren't any gentlemen here. ★1
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Open wide, I've got some truth serum her... ★2
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- I didn't know you were Black! ★5
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- ...like a Polaroid picture! ★4
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- Big Brother is all about those cookies. ★4
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- You're only a gentleman if you shake on ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12
- So... he's not a gentleman. ★2
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12
- *be cum ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12
- Take a look: ⋲(‿⊛‿)⋺ ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Huh, that doesn't seem accurate. But if ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Billy Dee Williams may have sold the stu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Yeah, you don't want to let Jesus take t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- It's the place that people without a sou... ★2
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- How can you be so sure? Everyone makes m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- So's YOUR MOM. LMAO! ★11
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- The best real license plate I've ever se... ★6
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- I'm no car expert either but shouldn't t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-11
- Obligatory: http://explosm.net/comics/54... ★7
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: He means fuck it.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10
- Only if he follows through on his offer.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-10
- Jewish Fudge? ★3
- Comment to comic 5684 on 2020-10-10
- Spitroast!!! ★5
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- The Sound of Tetanus http://explosm.net/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Don't forget to index "crushed aluminum ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- I like to shoot my big loads of hot, sal... ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- And redid the 2nd verse, it appears. Onc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-10
- ...can cure them of their nerdiness.
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- *SSSLLUUUUURRRP!* ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
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- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- I'm not speciesist but, I'm not comforta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Are you okay IRC&HWIP? ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- There is in military time. ★4
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Here's the First! of what will likely be... ★5
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-10
- Dammit, Kris! Why'd you have to post thi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- An amphibian, huh? That's getting pretty... ★7
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- Then what is it? Antifreeze? Saline? Liq... ★1
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- Move on... with... my life? I don't unde... ★7
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- Plot Twist: The Dark Knight Rises is a p... ★6
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- That sentence has too many big words in ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- It doesn't seem fair though when the gam... ★9
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- I was just wondering yesterday where tha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09
- So why is the Black guy being compared t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Da Bum Tush! They're easy targets when t... ★1
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- Haha, good one Donald, we all know payin... ★5
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- It seems that boobs are the happy place ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- RIP Eddie. For most, we have a moment of... ★2
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- "By now, what more harm can he do, reall... ★3
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-09
- Yeah, they're comics about applesauce. ★1
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- The movie. The food is great, especially... ★4
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- Can confirm. ★1
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- What's your going rate? ★1
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- That's Zombie Jesus. His dick is likely ... ★4
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- If the screen is currently showing the c... ★4
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- I've watched Canadian Bacon , so I'm awa... ★5
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- Her face in the third panel is the stuff... ★3
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- Wow, you really did pick your nose too m... ★2
- Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07
- Is that how you became a disgusting fles... ★1
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- Especially little baby dicks. Damn, did ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07
- Now we need a Big Shit Fan. http://explo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07
- Better get a cork. http://explosm.net/co... ★5
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07
- This comic is Rob's way of taking the pi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-07
- Maybe we've finally met Sam? http://expl... ★5
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Risky shit of the day. ★2
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- But can he smell it? ★1
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Do they try to sell you insurance? A 40/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Turds. The turds were screaming. They we... ★3
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- You're not a fan? Ask your doctor if C&H... ★2
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- Tealshirt got really shit-faced. ★4
- Comment to comic 5681 on 2020-10-06
- What does Trump have to do with this? ★5
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- I'm a bull, of course I have horns! ★1
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- Now this is the quality content I cum he... ★3
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- Sounds educational to me. ★1
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06
- Is that a Pikachu in your pocket, or are... ★4
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- I love the layers to this one. The imagi... ★8
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- Fuck, that's terrible! And frightening! ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- Please continue, you were just getting t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- Let's measure that. Good thing I have lo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- Who said that?? ★5
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- You're only first if you really are! ★2
- Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-05
- It looks like you have long, glittery, 8... ★2
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- The answer is obvious: http://explosm.ne... ★4
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- We're all Dorothy. And Dorothy is all. ★4
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- Also known as a Tumble Butt! ★3
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- I just hope Monster Hunter doesn't cum a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- There's definitely a big demon bull dick... ★1
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- Fun Fucks with lophu8: One of his favori... ★4
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- *RoB! ★2
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-05
- It may be Halloween this month, but you ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- Of course you can't smell anything. You ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- "I felt a constant smell of something ro... ★4
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- In that case, I'll trade you all of my s... ★4
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- Or how about airport sushi: https://yout... ★1
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- Such a tasteless thing to say! ★2
- Comment to comic 5679 on 2020-10-04
- What a shit joke. ★2
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- First ? XD Idk, fun I guess. Love these ... ★4
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- There is a shit bank. It's called Wells ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
- But as the famed survivalist Ted Bear, t... ★1
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- Just set fire to Fox Studios. Problem so... ★4
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- Jealous, much? ★1
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
- Insatiable ★1
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
- It's really the girth that matters. Wait... ★3
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-04
- Pretty sure Chrome has by far the majori... ★2
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- I like your toilet selfie! ★2
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- Third leg day all week! ★4
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- Dammit. That sentient Cheeto is so toxic... ★5
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- If you're going to edge for days and day... ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03
- The Kool-Aid Man would be blown out of t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03
- Oh if it's big enough, they can tell! ★1
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03
- This year must be providing you with lot... ★2
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03
- Then we need Donald Trump Jr. to go on a... ★3
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- It takes an expert to keep edging for as... ★2
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- Oooo, what an Edgy insult! People cum to... ★6
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- And become a chrome dome like you? Nah, ... ★4
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- Did you account for short days? (And the...
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- "Fuck... Give or take." OK! http://explo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-02
- He was responding to a comment on comic ... ★8
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- Off by almost a month! October 2, 2020. ... ★2
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- He had a change of heart and decided to ... ★3
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- So on a Fuck Safari, do you get to bang ... ★3
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- Pff, what a boring loser. I spend my lif... ★5
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- It all depends on how frequently they fu... ★12
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- SNAP! ★2
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- Whoops, wrong account. ★3
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- Why wouldn't it? ★1
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- A deeply disturbing new pfp. Great job! ... ★6
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- No skin is shown, but at least a bunch o... ★5
- Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-02
- Too bad Astrophysicist isn't here to see... ★4
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- The first! rule of being an astronaut: I... ★3
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- The first snowfall of the season! https:... ★3
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- Fun Fucks with lophu8: He hired his firs... ★5
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- God? Nah, we need Monster Hunter! ★5
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- Good thing they had their spacesuits on ... ★9
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- *still waiting* So where's your original... ★6
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- This happens way too often: http://explo... ★4
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- If it's any consolation, I've been naked... ★4
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- *Mr. Slave. ★1
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- Witchcraft!! ★2
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- Do it with a pie ! ★2
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- When it comes to lizards, it's best to r... ★1
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- ♂️ I volunteer. ★4
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- Mine is: *Harder! Harder! Harder!* ★2
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- *beats CAS off to it* ★2
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02
- That rumor was started by greedy doctors... ★2
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30
- *laughing in the can* ★3
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- And factory resets. http://explosm.net/c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30
- He's still erect, a full day after the i... ★1
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- Yeah, it's close, but not quite there. N... ★1
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- Dr. Whosawhat? Greenshirt just wants to ... ★3
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- You got a spring stuck on your what? htt... ★3
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- Nadernad had a baby boy? ★1
- Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30
- That's precisely why he did this. It's a... ★3
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- Instructions unclear; dick caught in a s... ★6
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- Well? It's been 14 hours. What did you f... ★1
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- You can buy kits that have everything yo... ★4
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- I wasn't talking about the band. ★1
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- And people are expected to be clothed be... ★4
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- Good move. Now nobody will discover our ... ★1
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- So it's the verb form of orgy . ★4
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- "a male makes his skin darker" What?!? T... ★6
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- But can we blow them? I watched the vide... ★5
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- Find the Dick is one of my favorite chil... ★6
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- Hmm, doesn't seem to do anything special... ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- 10 asterisks ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- So that's how Mr. Carlson got his name. ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- I could give a ruling on this claim, but... ★5
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- No, but I'm looking forward to the react... ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- "No." It was such a bad line that it tra... ★6
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- He's wearing a bowtie on his chin. :clas... ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- So much for the reputation of black dick... ★5
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- It's not that bad, just a couple of limp... ★2
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- Check again, he wasn't interested in the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- In the third panel, he skins her and mak... ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- While she's got a belly button but no ni... ★2
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- She hired him to turn tricks. ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- John Wayne Bobbitt's magician career was... ★2
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- Since you're Gay! how about putting that... ★3
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29
- A dancing dick is never pointless. ★2
- Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-28
- Magic in the Bedroom Week! ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Instructions unclear; dick caught in rou... ★6
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Plot Twist: that picture was originally ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- He's naked and bent over because she's g... ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Like when a butt looks like boobs? ★4
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- He looks like some horrible creature/ali... ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Big pansexual wizard staff! ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Congratulations? More like condolences, ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- How to announce that you've never seen a... ★6
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- The joke is that it sounds like he's che... ★2
- Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28
- Mushroom Head ★1
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- BC = Before Cock ★2
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Okay. Just give me an address. ★4
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Then what are you doing here? ★1
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Dorothy already did, along with some vir... ★2
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- They're soliciting. ★3
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- I have some spare boners to share: ★2
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Up with the thickness! ★3
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Plot Twist: They were already playing ca... ★1
- Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28
- Your collection of used panties must be ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- And Jesus learned it the Yahweh. ★4
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- It needs to be! ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- Then what are you doing here? ★2
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28
- Kool Kids use Bing! ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- Those baby Tumblebutts are so cute. I ju... ★6
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- Super Behind must always be vigilant for... ★4
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- *far posterior ★5
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- Blueshirt could go throw the frisbee wit... ★7
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- It's not sanitary to leave your furry ta... ★3
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- You could dress up as a super hero for H... ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- You could even say he was a pain in the.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- They're the famous red-caped Super Behin... ★5
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- If you fist....it....?? ★1
- Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26
- My Hero! *Sploosh!* ★2
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- Nobody has time for all the old social r... ★2
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- Register early to get the best seats. ★2
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- She's trans so she doesn't menstruate, b... ★4
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- ★4
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- What kinda bitch is she? ★3
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- This is Common American Snowflake. ★5
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- And enhance. ★9
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- Plot Twist: she's not counting in the th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- And then slow it down to 1/4 speed. ★3
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- On all sIxTy-NiNe! ★2
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- She wants make-up sex so it will match w... ★8
- Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25
- Her face is melting in the third panel. ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- They're already confused when they wake ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Where? I don't see it. ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- For those who don't know Latin, 'faux pa... ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Sucking is the best part of life. ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Eh, I just wanted to say the word "ninco... ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- And it becomes harder the softer it gets... ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Plot Twist: that's all the same person. ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- That's typically at the $30 level. ★3
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Now imagine a horse rigged up in a zero-... ★5
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Just another way in which astronauts are... ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Fun Fucks with Baldy: He played with him... ★5
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- My steering wheel only turns to the righ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- One could, but then one would be a ninco... ★1
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- In case anyone is confused what Faux Pa ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- This comic only has white people, so tho... ★4
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Yeah Rob, how could you let Dave get awa... ★8
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- It's a charm that brings bad luck. ★2
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- Like this! http://explosm.net/rcg/pfqjfd... ★6
- Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25
- The steering wheel is on the wrong side!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- I'm used to it with this crowd of idiots... ★4
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Three. It's a magic number. ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Thanks, I stole it from Dave. It still s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Greenshirt would later go on to neuter h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- So is life. And so is payback. And so is... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- What, you didn't already hate him before... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Seppuku time again. http://explosm.net/c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- In the Biblical sense. ★4
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- I don't need a spell for that. (‿!‿) ლ(´... ★2
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Not just today! ★2
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Insert my gun into this joke of an Ameri... ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it o... ★3
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22
- Until they file for emancipation. ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22
- :salty: ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- Check it out. http://explosm.net/comics/... ★6
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- Wait, they had guns in the Bible? ★1
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- pfffffffffffhhhhhh---------------------h... ★7
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- And then Blueshirt slipped away into not... ★2
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- Did you know I can comment to dead comic... ★6
- Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21
- Gun strong! ★3
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: if transmutation ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21
- Look out! He's got finger guns! ( ͡~ ꇴ ͡... ★5
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21
- Only when they're entertaining us with s... ★4
- Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-21
- Just another day at an American high sch... ★1
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- The C&H comment section: http://explosm.... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- TR "Make love, not war" http://explosm.n... ★3
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Wrong coordinates: http://explosm.net/rc... ★4
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- It's overrated? Poop-worthiness: 7.2/5. ★3
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- You'll need to quarantine yourself for t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Obligatory: http://explosm.net/comics/22... ★6
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- It... wasn't a joke. It was a pop-cultur... ★1
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Wow, you must be smarter than the av-er-... ★2
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Mine is AA gauge. ★2
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- iT mEaNs YoU'rE gAy! ★4
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- That's a lot of things. Circle Jerk! ★2
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- If you're wearing sunglasses, that makes... ★1
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- No fans here of the original Michael Kea...
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Cosby sweaters used to be cool, but now ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Does Brazil have a high rate of winking ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- God is always watching. http://explosm.n... ★2
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- "How are we supposed to act in face of t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Wait... What? You guys still writes lett... ★3
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Lots of blowjobs? ★4
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Unless you're a duck, then you can twist... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: being in a small ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-21
- And quite frequently a D in it too. ★1
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21
- The Smylex has become contagious, causin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19
- It's almost a decade since the last pand... ★5
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19
- Definitely bone. ★6
- Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-19
- ( ͡~ ꇴ ͡° ) ★2
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Fun Fucks with lophu8: incest is wincest... ★5
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Not only is it an unoriginal joke but Ro... ★5
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- I don't respect that. You need to teach ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- It's possible through marriage. I'm my o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Then let's eat grandma! ★1
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- There's a precedent for God coming down ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- They used to have that deal, but Dorothy... ★1
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Adopted? That's called a Woody Allen. ★2
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- The gold-hair chick in that comic is dif... ★3
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Her blonde hair threw me off at first, b... ★3
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Their favorite spot for daddy-daughter d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- I wish she were still a kid. That would ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Incest 8====D pedophilia AND incest. ★1
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- So this dad and daughter are into vore a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19
- Rob owes Dave a copyright fee. http://ex... ★8
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- A baloney pony so dexterous it can grab ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- The sequel of Two Girls One Cup: Two Bri... ★2
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- Here's a replacement for it on your ches... ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- ⬆ This. This is gold right here.
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- It started out as "ate a poop" and then ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- *primed and ready* ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- I tweaked it a little bit: http://explos... ★2
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- God is a slacker pothead?? Well that exp... ★2
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- Oh yeah? Well I've been a fan since the ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- And I have a bunch of different versions... ★2
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- Fuck you! ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- But I put YouTube on aut... Wait a minut... ★3
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- For sitting around making puns all day. ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
- Those were the angsty teenage years of t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19
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- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- This is simply beautiful: https://gifsou... ★3
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- Why? They draw cartoon penii all the tim... ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18
- Thanks, I did Nazi that at first. ★5
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- I stumbled across an interview of Bea Ar... ★6
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- F ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- He's jacking it, and Kris didn't want yo... ★6
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- You could say he turned up your stereo. ★1
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- Every comic? So I guess the last Kris co... ★6
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- This is just his way of establishing a p... ★4
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- And they started right after we brought ... ★10
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- Who said that? ★4
- Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18
- Adam Levine? Gaaaaaaaay! ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18
- You should see what he can do with his m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- To learn English, I suggest checking out... ★5
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Proof that cats are colorblind. ⬆ ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- *masturbates vigorously to get Untamed64... ★3
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Heh, come... circle... Circle Jerk! ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- With the presidential election coming up... ★6
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- I hear the All Blacks are pretty weak an... ★4
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- It's all one big slippery slope. And I'm... ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Nope, I'm single and ready to mingle! ( ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- It's not nearly as hard as I am in this ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- I'm disappointed the rest of the comment... ★3
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- His team won, so they dumped the 1 2 pun... ★4
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- I had lots of plans for my youth, but th... ★5
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- And then the interspecies marriages! ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Here's another butt for you: ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- I wish he'd jacked in the old fart's whe... ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Orangeshirt is going to need that wheelc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Is your cousin Dick Cheney? ★4
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- NAMBLA ★4
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Why does the wife need to get him out of... ★3
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- The Special Olympics accept mentally han... ★3
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- Second! ★2
- Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16
- I nominate Nadernad for the badge: patro... ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- *stick in Dorothy again. ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- You could also try having sex with and/o... ★1
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Is it a final solution? ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Tokenism is having non-White characters ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Except if he has no object permanence, h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- Pro Tip: The fly zipper in your pants is... ★3
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- sploosh! ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- That smoke from massive fires on the US ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- disintegrates into dust ★3
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- PERSISTENCE IS FUTILE. *sobs* ★3
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16
- All characters in C&H are White again th... ★6
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15
- If you think that wasn't a sex joke, the... ★6
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15
- Just like Rob's last comic, this isn't a... ★6
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15
- Because they're laced with Rohypnol. Ha!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15
- He never left. You just closed your eyes... ★7
- Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15
- Those clothes look like child sizes. Exc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15
- I found your period! It ends your senten... ★6
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15
- You're not the only one who's late... gi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15
- Not It! http://explosm.net/comics/1889/ ★2
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- We're already forming the furniture for ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- Stick around. There's always room for on... ★5
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- hhhnnnnnguuuuhh Oh, sorry, I thought you... ★3
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- A humanoid toaster?! Are you a Number On... ★2
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- Suck the venom out. And let us watch. ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- That's one sting too many. http://explos... ★5
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- #penishacks #literally ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- You just blew my mind. Now let me return... ★2
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14
- A C&H piss and shit smorgasbord! Rob: ht... ★4
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- And if you cut off your own dick, you ca... ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- This needed a fourth panel where he take... ★1
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- I'm a sucker for sucking. ★5
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- You mean your comments? Yeah, they are f... ★7
- Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-13
- Not as delicious as that punch! ★1
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- True Random! (And it shows) http://explo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- Dave has no object permanence. Once his ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- U R Racism ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- You nailed it! heh, nailed... ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- *appropriation. #GetWoke ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- ...because they're not duplicates. ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13
- How do you know it was a man? Hmmmmm?? A... ★8
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Yes? ★3
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- He goes both ways. ★5
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- I looked at the sky, but all I see is sm... ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- He's refusing to see you. http://explosm... ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Give her a strapon and switch roles. Spi... ★9
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Here's another guy with Rob's version of... ★5
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- "objects"?? Is that all we are to you?! ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- So somebody slapping their dick in your ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Fiddled Facts with Lophu: He fudged his ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- That means you have no object permanence... ★2
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- But I gave a more detailed explanation, ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-12
- For those who don't get the pun, I just ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- Wait, they all look the same to you?!? W... ★4
- Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12
- That's not how object permanence works. ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Which is why I created all of these alts... ★2
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- That wouldn't explain the thrice! ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- That wouldn't explain the twice! ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- That would explain the once! ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- The joke is not just about premature eja... ★6
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- This is the internet! Nobody pays for th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Can't believe it's not butter ★2
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Yeah, the standard is at least ten. ★2
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- lights mood music ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- I was too late to the game, but had a go... ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- C&H has been doing a lot of jokes lately... ★10
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- Gladly! ★1
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- Reading that grammar correction put me i... ★3
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- And now as an adult, you should try taki... ★3
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- That's going to be one loooooooonnnngg l... ★4
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- And people have made Earth sandwiches: h... ★2
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- *Cronically late Kris. ★1
- Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11
- Grated butter is a wonderful topping on ... ★6
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- Oh say, what do I fuck? ★6
- Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11
- Your face looks like you got teabagged b... ★1
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- That's just your opinion! ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- Ass- illuminating. He's looking for Coli... ★2
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- Blazing Saddles: https://youtu.be/VPIP9K... ★2
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- Oh no, Earth is leaking helium?! If the ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- http://explosm.net/comics/1230/ I never ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- So... Much... Gaslighting! ★8
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08
- But all those little kids you go after d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- His own internal potato cannon. Easy to ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- Gaslighting? More like... asslighting , ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- He's just searching for his lost hamster... ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- But I like that roasted tea flavor! ★6
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- Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the mor... ★4
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- Yes We Can! ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- No he doesn't. ★6
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- And you don't have a badge. ★3
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- *sizzle* ★1
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- You can't say if you're a spitter or swa... ★4
- Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-07
- Orangeshirt's antics have finally backfi... ★4
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- You disgusting flesh slug!!! ★8
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- But I thought elves couldn't get drunk..... ★3
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- you're a sex offender you're a sex offen... ★9
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- Yup, all those people out there with a h... ★4
- Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07
- And in the Third World they don't have l... ★8
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- Those are my favorite adult films! ★4
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- sobriety ★5
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- Now you need a second badge: "or a chair... ★4
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- That drinking game could get messy: http... ★3
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- No! Stop! HELP!!!!! http://explosm.net/c... ★8
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- Happy Birthday! You may not be old enoug... ★3
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- Okay, I'll try. Are they undulate and fa... ★1
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- So the RCG is a VHS. Makes sense. True R... ★2
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- So you've dreamt about being molested wh... ★3
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- Very Horny Simp ★4
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- Eating a McMuffin for breakfast will do ... ★1
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- Is it considered rape when they fuck wit... ★4
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He's never seen qu... ★3
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- That's because it sounds like "adultery"... ★1
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- 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419... ★2
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- Orangeshirt has withheld his cum all wee... ★2
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- Audiences haven't been this disappointed... ★8
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- WARNING! This comic contains child conte... ★6
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- I can't even. http://explosm.net/comics/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06
- I copied it from a long-dead commenter w... ★2
- Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06
- The boys already got started before the ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-06
- It's Captain Winky!! ★1
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- That surprise ending is right up there w... ★3
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- Being illiterate makes it hard to read t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- Too bad they didn't have a dick waving c... ★2
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- That's the reward for completing all sta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- Looks like Greenshirt grew up to follow ... ★5
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- The dick is extended past the balls beca... ★2
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- Then turn on the light! smh my head... ★1
- Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05
- Hershey's Talk about bowling ball face..... ★1
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- I was hoping he'd get to meet Rob. And h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
- Fuck you three. Orgy! http://explosm.net... ★7
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
- That's become a running gag in our demen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
- Ah yes, I still remember my first time g... ★4
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
- Who said that?? ★2
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- As an egotist, me. ★5
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05
- You would!
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Sometimes it's just a warning shot. http... ★1
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- ...as he picked up his handgun and fired... ★2
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- That's third person, not second person. ... ★1
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- Ack! It's a predator! http://explosm.net... ★5
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Me: Oh Boy! I can't wait to see the next... ★5
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- http://explosm.net/shorts/107/le-telepat... ★5
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- I'm doing all I can to help too! ★2
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- 42 ★5
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- http://explosm.net/rcg/iojerjnui ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Or, if Kris isn't going along with it (t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Reaming Inside Potatoes ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- With his suicidal ideation, definitely V... ★5
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- Here you can really see the influence of... ★1
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04
- *16 hours Though today's comic came so e... ★4
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- You're short three digits on that number... ★3
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- Hiyooooo/ ★2
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- No no, he's making history! ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- Yeah, it's the latest trend all the cool... ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- Here's another Kris comic featuring a ga... ★3
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- That's smart of Kris! He keeps a can nex... ★6
- Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02
- Heh, deep-seated potato. Even though Dav... ★3
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- And it just happens to be Fuck A Potato ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- DKNY ★2
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- FAP Strong! ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- That's just Google Ads, because it's so ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- And instant orgasm for the fanbase! hhnn... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- WTF ★1
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- ᴵ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵉᵈ ★7
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- You could make it a set of Russian nesti... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- Hmm, I've got my riding crop, electrifie... ★6
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- Because those are his top teeth... ★2
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-02
- Ah, so that was you in my room last nigh... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- Wait, now you're paranoid? So you've bee... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- *butt the first step. ★1
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- It looks like Blueshirt is about to eat ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- "The Spanish..." Inquisition? Nobody exp... ★4
- Comment to comic 5652 on 2020-09-01
- There's no such thing as too far up the ... ★9
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Eh, it was a long time ago, over 15 year... ★3
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- ...still waiting on the rest. ★3
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
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- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Her post was obviously a glitch. Anyway.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Wait, how"d that RIB get in there?? ★2
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- And they'll have a family of little frie... ★1
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- I have Down's. http://explosm.net/comics... ★3
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Of course it's the guy wearing green who... ★8
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Hot potatoes are part of a balanced brea... ★2
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- :Disappointed: ★1
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Can confirm. I died once, and there was ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Doesn't matter; had sex! ★2
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- It'd be even better if he let the potato... ★3
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- ╰⋃╯ ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) ★3
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- it"d be better if you drew that for us i... ★9
- Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01
- Shouldn't Greenshirt be the winner here?... ★2
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- Tantric rowing? ★3
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- Especially his mother. Who also happens ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01
- I'm sorry to report that both tests came... ★5
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- I Agree. ★5
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- They don't specify he has a small penis.... ★9
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- Are you trying to usurp Pervin's job? Or... ★1
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- ...with BBQ sauce. ★1
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- Well dayam, she developed early! At leas... ★4
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- So does this couple have dwarfism, or ar... ★1
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- Hi there Disappointed In The Size Of My ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31
- Spoken like a true gay. ★1
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31
- Wait, women are people too?! Since when?... ★4
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31
- Ah yes, the Fuckin Badge, also known as ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31
- How does Blueshirt know Orangeshirt is a... ★7
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- I have Down's. http://explosm.net/comics... ★2
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- How about an unwelcome from-behind hugge... ★2
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- All life on Earth is one organism consta... ★3
- Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30
- Fourth panel: I Really Don't Care Man fl... ★9
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- It's always nice to see someone shooting... ★6
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- Well yeah, they're not exhibitionists. T... ★3
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- Not publicly. A man who is friends with ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-29
- Fuck Fact: That's his daughter. ★5
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29
- Come on and make it, uh Hurt so good Com... ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- No harm in giving it a try. Your current... ★3
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- #FuckEveryone #MyDickIsColorBlind ★6
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- *slurp* ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- From what I've seen, most of them use it... ★2
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He didn't have to ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Because we weren't chosen for the raptur... ★3
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- "a demon disguised as a kid" Also just k... ★9
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Breasts or butt? While it is possible fo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- ... Well yeah, that's why I asked. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Ah, so you prefer them circumcised. I'll... ★2
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- Just tell the kid "okay" and take him ba... ★4
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- You sound like the perfect candidate to ... ★11
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- *erected. ★10
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Mmmmm. Tell us more about what you'll do... ★1
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Get off my lawn! Also first. ★6
- Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26
- Why not? ★1
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- Flagged: Offensive/Inappropriate ★5
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- :disappointed: ★1
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- A kiss from a hot butt. ...Which I guess... ★4
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- He is, though he looks like he shouldn't... ★2
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26
- Iggy Pop: "Get your shirt, Get your shir... ★2
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- Huh....? That doesn't make any sense. No... ★4
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- Get in line! http://explosm.net/comics/3... ★6
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- This is just about sex. What does pregna... ★3
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- https://bfy.tw/OsRu Go for a dive down t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- Wow, what a dedicated and impressive wor... ★8
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- Or maybe just one very big butt, big eno... ★7
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- Does that distinction matter for the com... ★7
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- All I have are these fuzzy handcuffs. Oh... ★6
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- I don't know, but I'm fapping to it. hhn... ★6
- Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25
- So he... they... have a dick and boobies... ★6
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Maybe he already has? There are a lot of... ★4
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Exercising and eating healthy will help.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Yes, but they're those trick rulers that... ★2
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- You dropped a few on the stairs. Might w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- 1) Cry over your impotence. ★4
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- It should have been two words in this co... ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- That's just your opinion! ★2
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Can confirm. And I was just searching fo... ★8
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- http://explosm.net/comics/4217/ http://e... ★6
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- GERONIM - OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo-ooo-oo-... ★5
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- hnn g uuhh! ★3
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Uh oh, he discovered the implant. Code M... ★8
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- ᕦ(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)ᕤ ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Of course! It's important to remember Di... ★7
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- My poop is spraying all over this party!... ★5
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Speak for yourself! Mine releases enough... ★7
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- I prefer the big ass-dictionary. ★1
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- ԅ(❛ ڡ ❛ ԅ) ★3
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- Judging by that guy in the dictionary pi... ★6
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- You just do that so you get a bigger num... ★6
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- ...in cum. ★4
- Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25
- I'll be first first first in line to hav... ★3
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- And then after O comes P. ლ(´ȏ`ლ) ★2
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- ⬅ ★5
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Matt Damon! https://youtu.be/gnPWJOJYVKc... ★2
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Now that's what I call a balanced breakf... ★6
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Pete is wearing the same belt, buckle, a... ★9
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- That's the only logical explanation sinc... ★6
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- You ain't nice, either? ★1
- Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24
- Wow, Premature Pete is such a quick shoo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- Hmm, I wonder if it's the same wife. ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- Another truly random one! http://explosm... ★5
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- Go get sodomized by the New Shepard rock... ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- Snowden? Cullen? Norton? ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- ...grant me the serenity to accept the t... ★8
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- I don't think he mistakes cum for pineap... ★3
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- So if some of you don't like pineapple o... ★6
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- Only when I'm topping are you assured a ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24
- (っ ᐛ )っ╰⋃╯ ★3
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Wait, I'm confused... You have a job?!?!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- How about a Fuck Off? http://explosm.net... ★2
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Why are you commenting where only losers... ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Made from 100%* real Hawaiians! *may con... ★11
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: There's nothing wr... ★9
- Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23
- Why is she dressed like an erotic dancer... ★5
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ★1
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Actually, it's an Ontario thing, hence t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- As the Sexiest, I can tell you there wer... ★3
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- Dayam, talk about thin-crust, it's just ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23
- *With pineapple-flavored cum. ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22
- Na na na na na ♫ https://youtu.be/LlVI7Z... ★1
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22
- Truly random generated: http://explosm.n... ★6
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- I'm not clear if Greenshirt won or Blues... ★2
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- It's all about the magic word. http://ex... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' about m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Random? You FOOL! That's not even its fi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Hmm, I'll try, but it's not a pun: Only ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Here's a really shit ty one to get us st... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- But... but... Kris must have changed it!... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- I remember that episode of Doctor Who! ★1
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Boeing execs are all a bunch of comedian... ★5
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Gold is his other sexual attraction. Tha... ★4
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-21
- dick-busting ★2
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- Their music is okay; they came up with s... ★6
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- IRC&HWIP IADT? ★1
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21
- 007 ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿༽✪‿✪ ༽ﾉ ★2
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- Say hello to my little friend! ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- If you routinely feel the urge to come e... ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- Flaggot? ★6
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- The joke is that Kris makes us think Bea... ★8
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- After a disgusting flesh-suit mentioned ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- It's so he can be more expressive. http:... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- Is it nice and smooth? http://explosm.ne... ★4
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- I noticed his braindead lack of reaction... ★3
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- And not in a good way, unfortunately. ★2
- Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19
- I find it's easier to make peanut butter... ★3
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- There was an accident... in time travel!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19
- Why wait? Just read the rest of the comm... ★6
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- Datable.
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- That's because speeches pre-formed with ... ★6
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- Can I feel him next? ★4
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- Pretty sure playing Nickelback will make... ★4
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- I don't know. Did touching something mak... ★5
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- Did something consent? Because I don't w... ★4
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- Way. ★1
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- Wow! Two horrible puns in one comic?!? T... ★1
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- Why? Does he put out lots? ★1
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- The cat came back, the very next day, th... ★1
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- I hope it was a nice and long spanking t... ★2
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- You're getting kind of lazy with you spe... ★4
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- Hmm, Jesus left a lot of loopholes in hi... ★3
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- “To refuse a penis was a sign of hostili... ★7
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- That gallon of chocolate soft fudge does... ★6
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- That goes without saying for everyone in... ★6
- Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15
- Greenshirt is mad because he's not Purpl... ★2
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- *takes a rip off Hubert's dildo* ★2
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- I almost thought your tongue was a penis... ★3
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- So if you're suicidal and then kill your... ★2
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- (wrong alt!) ★2
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- Hidden middle panel: it only took Purple... ★5
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- Oh God... I have brought shame on myself... ★7
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- Don't worry, it's just semi auto. But it... ★2
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- That's sexist! What about her story?!???... ★3
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- Kneeling in front of Kris will get you a... ★3
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- You grasp her ears while face fucking he... ★3
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- That's right, and the white immigrant is... ★1
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- That's just what the fungus wants you to... ★2
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- Hi an idiot, I'm Fellatio Del Toro! ★4
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- Ooooo, do tell. Does he feel soft and sq... ★7
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- Maybe the flagger is a dog lover, and wa... ★1
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- It's a pun. "And the rest is history" is... ★6
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- Straight men wearing pink is popular in ... ★3
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- They say history is written by the victo... ★3
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- ...and came out as Gay! ★2
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- I don't get it... Where's his face dick?... ★6
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- If you wanna stop by later, I'll make it... ★1
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- I've never had the desire to meet any po... ★4
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- It's easy to find some ass just laying a... ★4
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- I'd call that a quick $10. ★5
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- It's short day. So I guess that means it... ★1
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- All porn and no work makes FDT. ★6
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- Instructions unclear; dick caught in cei... ★9
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- So you've been hanging out in parks with... ★3
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- On the contrary, I think most people wil... ★2
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- These guys must really be into face sitt... ★2
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- All girls have nose vaginas two! ★2
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- All girls have nose vaginas one! ★2
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- Full disclosure: You're being groomed. (... ★6
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- Trust me, every possibility imaginable h... ★1
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- #AllDicksMatter ★4
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- They're in the airport security line. ht... ★7
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- Now he's a total unicorn! ★1
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- *Dick Wee ★1
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- All their dicks went flaccid at such a d... ★6
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- That's pretty much the long and the shor... ★1
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- Speaking of cum full circle, nose dicks ... ★1
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- I have to say it wasn't as satisfying as... ★6
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- The explosm boys are making porn from th... ★5
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- Instead of 69, this is just a 1. ★1
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- In the last comic, Orangeshirt said he l... ★7
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- Haha! When they're together their heads ... ★6
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- There's a hidden button to access it by ... ★1
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- Her mouth is covered by the new vag on h... ★2
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- My fAther’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s ... ★8
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- What a dickhead! ★6
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- Now she has the bad habit of picking her... ★3
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- That would make for an amazing facial. h... ★3
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- He ejaculates snot. COVID is now an STD.... ★4
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- Hey look, Rob did a comic about PokeMom ... ★4
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- Seems that would be incredibly frustrati... ★6
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- Here's your custard, Moistly Her: ★3
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- I love the comments to that video: My da... ★5
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- DAD WAS LATER ARRESTED FOR HAVING TESTIC... ★10
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- Dick Long: Origins http://explosm.net/co... ★5
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
- Everything was there in the original; I'... ★3
- Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10
- From the Wikipedia page, I found: Krings... ★6
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- Actually, their family name is Aidscance... ★6
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- I know, it sticks out further than my le... ★3
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- She gave consent? I'm betting Hillary US... ★2
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- ...cart delivery service. ★2
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- Isn't Dr. Phil also a part of the Omnipo... ★3
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- S.N.I.P. ★1
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- Hey! You'd better be careful or I'm gonn... ★4
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- Because, as you said, it's a "fuckin' da... ★3
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- "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09
- *Dick jokes are so hard. Ssoooooo hhaaaa...
- Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-09
- "it's lost it's" That second one is poss... ★11
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- He tried training it to stand up for a t... ★4
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- Me Tarzan. You Surely. ★2
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- Only if you're Gay! Because if you're st... ★2
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- What does the dick say? Ring-ding-ding-d... ★3
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- His dick used to wear a mask, before the... ★4
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- Ranger Week ended after only three comic... ★5
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- Indeed, you'll notice CAS' name is bold ... ★4
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- requires one of Dick Long's class A pape... ★2
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- It's a "slow" masturbating orangutan? Th... ★3
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- I love Dave's filename for that one: bui... ★3
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- Okay, I copied a classic GIF from a long... ★1
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- Now I'm tempted to change my pfp to an a... ★1
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- Here's a crack for you. http://explosm.n... ★5
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- I already did mark your words. Your name... ★4
- Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09
- For anyone wondering, here's a closeup o... ★5
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- Oooooo.... Excuse me for a moment... fap... ★2
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- Knowing him and his father, he definitel... ★2
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- It can be at your service for a small fe... ★1
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- I'm usually a top, but I'm willing to fl... ★3
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- *fondled ★2
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08
- *SQUEEZE* ★1
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08
- Then why don't you marry it?!?!? ★1
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- If you're ever going to become an expert... ★5
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08
- Nope, I'm Fellatio Del Toro. But a lot o... ★4
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- The link bear might be busy on one of hi... ★5
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- F F F F F I N G E R E D!! ★3
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- Well shoot, that didn't satisfy their fe... ★3
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- I thought it'd make you aroused. You're ... ★3
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- He's married to Assface Chase. http://ex... ★8
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: His brain short ci... ★5
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07
- Sucking isn't always a bad thing. (͠≖ ͜ʖ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07
- Ranger Week Continues! I wonder if the b... ★4
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- That's what they want you to think! http... ★7
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- Roses are red Poems are hard ... And so ... ★10
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- Just do what the Explosm boys do: while ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07
- Yeah, well you try pronouncing all those... ★1
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- This made me laugh out loud!
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- Menstrual blood and eggs. He's trans. ★1
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- Fire! Ready, Aim, ★7
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- Congratulations, Dave, on breaking free ... ★6
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- Cum suck on my pistol. ★1
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- That must be how Machine Gun Kelly got h... ★5
- Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05
- RANGER WEEK! ★3
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- You know you like it! ♂️ ★2
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- All scythes matter! ★2
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- Well folks, I did Nazi that coming. ★2
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- -'s little helper. ★2
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- Strumming my pain with his fingers Singi... ★4
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- Wh- what happened? Where am I? Why is my... ★3
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05
- ᶜᵒᵘᵍʰ http://explosm.net/comics/2253/ ★3
- Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04
- The Grim Ranger might only have one joke... ★7
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- A foreskin with spurs and a cowboy hat??... ★3
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- And then he kills them both. The Grim Ra... ★1
- Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04
- Her ashes would certainly fit in that gi...
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- I think this is the most sophisticated "... ★2
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- Wow! ★1
- Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04
- You know how cats' tongues are. Kris lik... ★2
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- Hi drunk, I'm Fellatio Del Toro! ★6
- Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03
- So what'd you get? ★2
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- Nutting fucks ★1
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- Great pep talk, Dad. http://explosm.net/... ★4
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- *raging erection. ★1
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- At least he doesn't have.... Diabeetus! ... ★3
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- Huh, this gives a whole new meaning to J... ★2
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- Well they do get a lot of snowflakes dur... ★1
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- "Know" in the biblical sense? ★2
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- At least he's going out with a bang. And... ★3
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- Peecans. ★2
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- Jesus, Brock. What the hell? ★5
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03
- Planting his seed in a jar of Planters. ★3
- Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02
- Does this mean he always has to go first... ★3
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- shick shick shick shick shick ★2
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- Hah, I knew it! That Ronald McDonald is ... ★2
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- Just follow the instructions in your alp... ★5
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- Brojar: Origins ? ★2
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- Wait, if aliens and UFOs aren't real, th... ★3
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He was found by so... ★4
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- The saying is that money makes the world... ★4
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- I find that power vacuums usually favor ... ★3
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- These aliens (foreigners) are green, the... ★5
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- This is obviously the best possible outc... ★5
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- For a guy named Picasso, you sure do hav... ★2
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- *porpoise ★1
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- I wonder how long one minute is in slug ... ★2
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- puts away his 40 lb. Moby Dick dildo ★2
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- A fuck'n duck. A screw'n shoo. ★4
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- She'll have to go start a mask debate, a... ★3
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- Did you laugh like these dogs? https://y... ★2
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- In case anybody missed it last month: ht... ★6
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- Is that half an hour in cat years? On a ... ★5
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- What a bitch! ★4
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- Let's do it like they do on the Discover... ★4
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- This one is worthy of publication! ★2
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- Is that the royal "we"? ★3
- Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31
- Um... champion? Let's not spoil the surp... ★9
- Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31
- "Dickshark is in". That gives a whole ne... ★3
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- Huh, there's also "Goregasm", "Sodomania... ★5
- Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29
- Vlad, Vlad, has got a great big nad. ★1
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- I like how Greenshirt uses the opportuni... ★8
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- You mean MCCC years. Those were dirty Ar... ★5
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- Dude, your kid's dead. Babies don't have... ★8
- Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He left his heart ... ★3
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- spotted the Mormon ★8
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- He has the power to turn beer into urine... ★5
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- It's actually two-tone, darker on the ou...
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- Normally the first, but the second is ho... ★5
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- Lucky! I had to beat myself off to it. ★3
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- See, now that's a reply. ★3
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- Is his dick shooting a tractor beam? Bec... ★5
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- idk don't know. ★1
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
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- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
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- That's what he said. ☹ ★1
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Indeed, #BadJokesMatter ! ★3
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Former U.S. Vice President and real-life... ★5
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Phallus? Oh, me gaily! ★1
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27
- I'm sure 99.9% of the internet would mak... ★2
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- That reply really doesn't work with my c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27
- Oh, so funny Dave. Hearty har har. ★1
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26
- So can a woman. EQUALITY! http://explosm... ★7
- Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26
- You can get dis order delivered. ( ⌐▀͡ ͜... ★2
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- The Grade A Shitbag has a green shirt, t... ★8
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- Not just an arm, but two of them, in fac... ★2
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- Only if it's gay to masturbate. ★3
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- F5 Firstly vs kcarrey Gayie. ★1
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- If his colon is grade A, then we could m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26
- It fell out sometime in the '90s.
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-26
- He must have a bidet. ★4
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-26
- Stop trying to RAM these bad puns down o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-26
- #AllLivesSplatter ★7
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- The millionaires receive daily massages,... ★4
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- We need Karen here. ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- I've only been charging $5 for mine! Per... ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Depending on which head you're talking a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- He might have the potential to quickly g... ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- A true product of American education. ★4
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- A psychology trick?!? Nerd! ★3
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- We'll need regular penis guillotines, ma... ★2
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- A math joke?!? Nerd! ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Pretty sure these guys are all millionai... ★1
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- You never want to see how the sausage ge... ★7
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- That's pretty fucked. ★8
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- It's fascinating that people actually di... ★2
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Nah, I feel like shit. http://explosm.ne... ★4
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Yelp review: the meat was a bit undercoo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Face down, ass up! Pansexual. ★2
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Don't read this while eating: https://ww... ★5
- Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25
- Which end do you start with? And gay. ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24
- He got thriced when trying to defend him... ★3
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Flagged - Other: Got twiced. ★5
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Flagged - Other: Spells "neighbor" with ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Ha, Dave has one too! I'd forgotten abou... ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Cursed, these comments are godly. ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- He keeps it as smooth as his boy's bum! ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Nope, there's one by Rob that actually s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- It does if that'll get me some action! ★3
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- The kid was sitting on his face right be... ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- MAGA: Make Ass Gape Again. ★3
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Those freshly-waxed shields. ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- He's the kid's "fuck dad", just like som... ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- I think I may have found a way to banish... ★3
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- "Open wide!" ★1
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Nope. But it can be if we perform a Tug ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Rob's Tex-Mex dick is quite a shock afte... ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Yeah, birthdays deserve at least four do... ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Fun Facts with Cyanide and Happiness: Th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-22
- Nope. http://explosm.net/comics/3313/ ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- "We're" is normally a contraction of "we... ★2
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Dave should have reused Rob's dick. http... ★7
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- Plagiarism! I'm now ashamed to wear this... ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- "Stop Dad, okay I'll fuck" ★4
- Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22
- That kid failed to see the writing on th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-22
- Beetlejuice! ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-22
- Beetlejuice! ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-22
- Beetlejuice! ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-22
- They were created in the 1930s, so I gue... ★4
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- The President? ★5
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- He's a bird pedophile and is hoping to s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- How would it? It doesn't have feathers. ★2
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- Makes sense. Rob lives in Texas, the lan... ★2
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- It's green, so I think it's Shrek's leg ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- Haha, a classic!
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- Hopefully this will prove more useful to... ★2
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21
- TL;DR: It's dishonorable to discharge in... ★9
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: If you touch his w... ★8
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Right, most child molesters just do it f... ★6
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Ooooo, our resident real-life pedophile,... ★4
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Why is this the hill you want to die on?... ★7
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- [insert corkscrew duck dick] ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hill_to_d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Sex with birds? Didn't he ever learn to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- At least my pun wasn't as fowl as the on... ★1
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- That's one Big Bird! http://explosm.net/... ★2
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Gay! This comment is the gayest I've see... ★7
- Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20
- Trust me, having sex with birds isn't al... ★4
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Yeah, but so is the novel Push by Sapphi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- That'll be the headline in The New York ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Wow, that arrest came almost as quick as... ★4
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- *orifister ★3
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- The fanbase is dead. Those weird noises ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Every day for us something new Open mind... ★5
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- The Morse Code text is the same for both... ★3
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- But she doesn't. ★2
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Twin Peaks is incredible! The first seas... ★4
- Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20
- Ever heard of dark matter? Dark Matter M... ★2
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20
- ... with a good plastic surgeon! ★5
- Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-20
- That's what C l Mom said! ★4
- Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19
- That's what he said! ★2
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- $12?! Haha, teachers aren't supposed to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- No worries, it gave me a gouda laugh. ★3
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Sounds like quite the ass ignment. ★1
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Due to declining birth rates, Dorothy wa... ★6
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- ԅ(≖o≖ԅ) ★4
- Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19
- That's what she said! ★3
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Heh, came . ★5
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- If it weren't for the shaft, that dick w... ★6
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- Risky chick of the day. http://explosm.n... ★4
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- What's sens4? I thought at first you wan... ★3
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- EveryoneDeservesAProfilePicture would, a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- But she asked for a D, which Cloud Son d... ★2
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- I don't know, cheddar cheese isn't so ba... ★3
- Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19
- Here's your crack: http://explosm.net/co... ★3
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- ......That's what she said. ⬆ ★1
- Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-19
- This comic wasn't even up for 15 minutes... ★5
- Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19
- That face... I guess even burn victims n... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- I was getting an error message for a whi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- You know you want to. http://explosm.net... ★4
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Wait, so if you don't have energy, does ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- lights fleshlight ★7
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Uh oh, looks like you're going to get ca...
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- It's make-a-few-seconds-of-animation-for... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- pulls out ★7
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Sshhhh, not so loud! He wears the mask w... ★4
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- I plead the Fifth. ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Wouldn't that just be Jared Leto? ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- *Thanks for cumming, bye. ★4
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Where's Copyright-Infringement-Man when ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Wait, how could you know that, unless...... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Yeah, they're total eye -holes. ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Apparently, spiders can move their eye h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- slaps Hubert in the.... fleshy... someth... ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Did you go back for thirds? ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Not even a restraining order can stop me... ★2
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- No, that was Mark Ruffalo. ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- I concur! Deadpool. Pants. Down. ★7
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Those are classic experiments going back... ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Jude beat both of you guys to it below..... ★3
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- You offering? ★1
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Fun Fu- HOLY FUCKING CHRIST NO! Pictures... ★5
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- What do spiders do? Drugs: https://youtu... ★2
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- All I know is it's a series of tubes. ★2
- Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18
- Doesn't Matter, Had Sex! ★6
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- Already has his on as part of a weird se... ★4
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- glitched. ★6
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- obviously ★2
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- You ★2
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- "We"? Have you seen the comments here? T... ★6
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- No. ★1
- Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15
- Better not make it too hot. A customer m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- *tell him I miss him to death and want t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- First! ★1
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- Yup, them's the rules. If you ever meet ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- That's a baguette slicer in the last pan... ★1
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- If your marriage is Under Pressure and y... ★3
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15
- Wait, you mean I've been using it to cut... ★2
- Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-14
- Why is he telling her to get inside the ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- Looks like all those years of phone sex ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- What!? ★2
- Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14
- Meanwhile, the other two guys are just s... ★1
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-14
- No new comic yet today. So here's a Rand... ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-14
- Bummer! ★3
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- If you're lucky, you might get eaten out... ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- weird *sex noises ★1
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- And they suck their own dicks too! http:... ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- The Simpsons did it. ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- I'd be ogrejoyed for more Shrek jokes. Y... ★4
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- Sharing is caring! zzzzzzziiiip! ★1
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- Then pay for a better one, Mr. Scrooge. ★3
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- The doc is just looking for love. http:/... ★3
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- He'll have to get a D-section. ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- That's the appeal, Mr. Moneybags. ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- It means you're gay. http://explosm.net/... ★2
- Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13
- That's his significant other, Peg, in th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- I would never defend the US prison syste... ★2
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- *inserts dildo* ★2
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- Time for a foursome! ★3
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- So if poop puns are your largest weaknes... ★2
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-13
- Wow, you're smoking some good shit! ★4
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12
- Your name is Elizabeth? ★2
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12
- Here's Shrek: http://explosm.net/comics/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12
- His cranium grew significantly in the th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- #MeToo ★4
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- ... my head. ★2
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- Define "regularly". For more than 24 hou... ★1
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- You'd know. ★1
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He sometimes surpr... ★6
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12
- He sure got his revenge on that Headless... ★5
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- While he may have weaknesses for vegetab... ★2
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- UNF UNF UNF ★3
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- But are the pumpkins organic? And fair t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- That's not just sex! That's love. ★4
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- I'm sorry to break it to you, but using ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-10
- Fucking fact with FDT: I don't put a hol... ★4
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10
- If you gaze long enough into the abyss, ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10
- It's not natural to be so fond of a roos... ★2
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- Just make sure to lick with the grain. T... ★2
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- I'm jealous of the size of Greenshirt's ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- You already started. All those monsters ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ★7
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- Honestly, the best policy is to slip in ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-08
- And once again, Greenshirt goes home alo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- Flagged! Reason - Other: Licking my ass ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- Wait, Hillary is Dorothy?!? ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- So justice is no longer blind? Oh no, no... ★6
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- And beat and cut her into little pieces.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- Yo mama. ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- ............... Yes. ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08
- "Yum!" ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Judging by your butt nipples, I'd say th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Meth also cures cavities. ★1
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- whoosh! ★1
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Yes, but only if you masturbate to Jesus... ★2
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- Well if she was from a lake, then hopefu... ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- *MAGIC SOUNDS* ★3
- Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07
- The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away... ★1
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- If that's what you want to call it. (‿!‿... ★5
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- Nip tip. ★1
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- So that means you have a white hood on? ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- Does anybody else hear the Lion King the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- Kellogg was a figure in the pro-circumci... ★6
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- Sorry, these puns are piss -poor. ★1
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- You're a whiz ard, Harry! ★3
- Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07
- Watch out for Harry! http://explosm.net/... ★5
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- Sorry, I can't read Brazilian. ★2
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- Oooo, it's high time I go start a riot! ★2
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- "Change begets change." Maybe start with... ★1
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- This is what happens when you let a dirt... ★6
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06
- Well, three out of four. There's no orig... ★1
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- "HUEland"? I tried searching for the ter... ★1
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- I love how the UN Human Rights Council s... ★4
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- Exactly. It's time we set up a commissio... ★5
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- Abusive husbands wear body armor, a gas ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- I've never understood the phrase "proud ... ★10
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- All countries and regions have their iss... ★5
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- He's in whiteface. ★4
- Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06
- Boy, did I ever call it. ★4
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06
- Still no comic for July 4th. What's your... ★4
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06
- But if an Upper and a Downer marry, they... ★1
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Exactly. That's why when you're in a lov... ★1
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Of course, the providers are led to beli... ★1
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Why do you need to be rich to have 30 se... ★2
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- ...is profitable. ★3
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Cum. ★1
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- That's his other hobby. ★2
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He likes to watch.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- It's an a dick tion! ★5
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- That.... doesn't make any sense. ★2
- Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05
- SLURP! ★1
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- Not in the vag, though. In the eye: http... ★7
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- Иди и порезвись с собою. ★1
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- You might get more success if you become... ★6
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: it's Canada, eh, a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- Kris always draws the best tongues... hh... ★2
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- Great! How about Hamilton? Tickets were ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- Preach it, brother! ★1
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- But he's still watching us, that sick fu... ★6
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- They hide eggplants in their vajayjay? ★1
- Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-04
- She really needs to stop smuggling eggpl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- I volunteer to give him CPR. Whether he ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- Everything I say is a lie. ★1
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- Hey, even us meat grinders have standard... ★3
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- Your mom. ★7
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- Panels 2-4: when the instructions are un... ★5
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- "Saving" is in the religious sense. He's... ★2
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-04
- R.I.P. Carl Reiner. F ★1
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01
- It's a good thing he's saving until marr... ★3
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: One of his favorit... ★5
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01
- He's cumming blood and knives. http://ex... ★6
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- gulp ★3
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- What a coincidence! "Haha, show me your ... ★9
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- ⬅Dave's orgasm face. ★9
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- Try taking a break for five minutes. Abs... ★6
- Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01
- Hnng!!!!! FUDGE PAN!!!! ★1
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- That's dessert. ★1
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- Can I have Tuna? ★1
- Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30
- " End-Stage Renal Disease , which means ... ★6
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- * Far too busy being super silly us. ★1
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- And they give you headaches, just like Q... ★1
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- Wouldn't that place you in the blast rad... ★2
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- It's all in your head. ★6
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- And I get a dickache when I think too ha... ★3
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- A bull. ★1
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- http://explosm.net/comics/842 ★5
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- Bowling Ball Tumor! ★1
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- It's a Byrd! ★4
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- Uh oh, Dorothy is in trouble again. Hulu... ★6
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- Why would anyone ever do that?!? ★1
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- Thanks for the Uncut Gems tip! But, Ozar...
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- "failing". ★6
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- Please, tell us more about grabbing swea... ★2
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: Some of the most i... ★6
- Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29
- That iron chastity belt helps protect wh... ★1
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- So he has no facial hair at all? Purples... ★2
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- -REK ★3
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- I wonder how she feels about his barber.... ★2
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- That's a really creative and exciting id... ★4
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- I find porn can make fantasies cum true.... ★1
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- Whatcha gonna do? ★1
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- I find your comment offensive, good sir!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- And the English already had pretty low s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- I'm a fantasy Dave! ★2
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- Because of Freud. And your mom. ★4
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- Dark chocolate is the only chocolate! An... ★5
- Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28
- Greenshirt must really get turned on by ... ★2
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: The reason he like... ★5
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- Just as disturbing: http://explosm.net/c... ★6
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- I saw all the Star Wars sequels but don'... ★1
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- *I wish I were He's obviously not a real... ★2
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- Is he a fantasy tobacco chewer as well? ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28
- But then you're missing out on all the f... ★2
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- Overestimate? Hell, I'm surprised that y... ★3
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- I apologize for the extra dose of vitrio... ★2
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- Oh, absolutely. It's perfectly legal to ... ★3
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- ... in a consensual manner is fun! ★3
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- Wow, that is so completely wrong and abs... ★1
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- Huh? That has nothing to do with freedom... ★2
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27
- It still exists as much as ever. Nobody ... ★1
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- Did you forget the Black medic a few day... ★1
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- *painal ★1
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- "Probably a bit like having an ant farm.... ★5
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- I went for this screenshot because it mi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- Oh, and getting lost in desserts: https:... ★2
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- Fun Fuck with Lophu: He went to the dese... ★5
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- That's a lot of acne ass. ★1
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- Yes! I was deeply hurt by this comic and... ★5
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- It was Robobert. http://explosm.net/comi... ★5
- Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26
- no life mo firsts ★5
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- sO mEtA ★3
- Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26
- There is way too much Dave going on arou... ★4
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- It was Mr. Green, in the Library, with t... ★6
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- Inventing a gun is one of the least exci... ★2
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- But it works pretty well to suppress her... ★11
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- For such an egregious pun, I sentence yo... ★6
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- That seems overly optimistic. I can see ... ★4
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He shot a video of... ★5
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- The librarian sure made a lot of noise p... ★3
- Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26
- Or packets of red Dye Dye Dye! ★4
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- When I played the original HL, I was fee... ★1
- Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24
- But then there'd be nothing left! Hmmm..... ★3
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- Thank you for his YouTube link! I got a ... ★6
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- My sarcasm detector just orgasmed. ★3
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- June is pride month though, and kcarrey ... ★6
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- Ah, so if the scientist is the Explosm c... ★4
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- There's a faceless watcher behind every ... ★2
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- He died from dehydration, after cumming ... ★9
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- That actually looks like a very happy an... ★1
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- Oh, he will. He will. ★2
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- Greenshirt is about to. ★1
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- Why not do drugs then? Oh right, because... ★2
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- The first bully pulls down green's under... ★4
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- Nah, Rob just happened to mention Shrek ... ★1
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- Dayam, Goofy can spitroast you all by hi... ★7
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23
- Username checks out. ★2
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23
- *wet dream fuel. ★2
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- And they have a hell of a time finding p... ★5
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- There's always self service! ★2
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: He cheats during t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- Buddy Got Back? ★2
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- Or a bull. ᕦ(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)ᕤ ★1
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- That explains how Mickey's voice got so ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- How? Your entire body is smaller than hi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22
- Also clowns. And that's the real reason ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22
- He gets it in the A now. ★5
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-22
- http://explosm.net/comics/1166/ ★5
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- That's a pedophilia joke, not a gay joke... ★2
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- There's always Charles. You can read abo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- She's only 14, so that'll increase the c... ★3
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- Fun Fuck with Lophu: He'll be your beta ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- I'll cum join you in your hole. ( • )( •... ★3
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- Um, Australia is real. That's where Moza... ★6
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- You need to flatten the curve! Try looki... ★4
- Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21
- And remember Billy: No take-backs! So to... ★4
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- Indeed. Top or Bottom? Pitcher or Catche... ★1
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- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21
- Why is Juneteenth suddenly such a big de... ★1
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- Two heads are better than one. Three hea... ★2
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- Huh, I didn't know the Sambians were Cat... ★3
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- What? ★2
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- I stopped believing in myself a long tim... ★4
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- Holy shit! Is that Cyclops?!? http://exp... ★3
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- Comment of the week! ★1
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- And 100% of the world's hosers. ★1
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Now if only his head would disappear. ht... ★2
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Hmm, you look.... different. Still bald,... ★2
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: If you play with h... ★5
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Not cool, Rob! You shouldn't make fun of... ★4
- Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20
- Wait, you watch Grey's Anatomy? Like, wi... ★2
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- When Trump strokes it, does he end up wi... ★4
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- "is the only reason you play games with ... ★1
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- Blue shell! ★1
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- Thanks for the nightmares (ʘ﹏ʘ)
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20
- If you're looking for a really horrifyin... ★4
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- Unless she's into that. ★1
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-20
- Yup, that's a poem, stupid . ★4
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- Ah, so that's who ColleenTheDestroyer is... ★1
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- Apparently you think every comic has a b... ★6
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- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- Maybe I'm just too sleep-deprived, but I... ★1
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- Oh, uh, hi there. I didn't know it was y... ★3
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: For the low price ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- Next... try the Homie Hit ile! http://ex... ★3
- Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19
- And when is that guy next to him going t... ★3
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- Change your name to Miss ler. ★7
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- (I don't care.) https://youtu.be/UxxajLW... ★2
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- For the pun. It's still a smaller waste ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-19
- What up, my own private Idaho? ★1
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17
- Fun Fucks with Lophu: While TV provided ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17
- I'm still wondering if anybody even got ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17
- You'll get the joke when you're more exp... ★1
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- It says a lot about the age and gender o... ★1
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- Oh no! Dick Short em bold ened the Snowf... ★1
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- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17
- Nah, it's more like ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ) ★1
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17
- Or they could be replaced with chicken b... ★4
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- That's easy! He just has to make her lau... ★4
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- Men can get breast cancer too. Which spe... ★7
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- I'd rate hers an A. Maybe a AA. ★1
- Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-16
- Boobs rule! Dicks drool! Especially when... ★2
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- This comic really raises my curve. ★2
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- Yes, only thinking men can be raped. The... ★3
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- I once fell for this and wound up in jai... ★2
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- What a coincidence! Just earlier I was p... ★8
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- Sounds like just a minor problem. ★9
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- "What's not to get?" Arrested for having... ★1
- Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16
- Wow, Rob has the same wet dreams as me! ★1
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Really?! You mean to tell me that not ev... ★2
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Fun Fuck with Lophu : This doesn't usual... ★4
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Wait, he was born?! I thought they dredg... ★4
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- You've obviously never tasted an 8-year-... ★1
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Hellspawn would be an improvement over t... ★2
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- Hi committed! I'm Fellatio! ★3
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- His sister is justice? Does she know Jud... ★1
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Such a fake comic! In reality, there is ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16
- Still a better love story than Twilight.... ★4
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- Yeah, if you're going to sexualize child... ★1
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- And make sure to keep your fly zipped sh... ★4
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- Why does the sasquatch look like my kind... ★3
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- This piece of paper is a charcoal sketch... ★4
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- Can I get an extension? ★2
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- Whoa, that's quite the sweetmeat! ★1
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- You must have sentenced them all to diab... ★2
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- I thought you'd never ask! zzzzzzzzziip!... ★2
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- Who said anything about a glass? You wer... ★1
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- Or jugs? ★1
- Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15
- "Enter with caution"? How about... Enter... ★3
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- You must have a lot of self-loathing the... ★1
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- Risky dick of the day. ★2
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- Go fuck yourself!! ★1
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- If you can remember your college days, y... ★4
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- I roofied the punch, so there might be s... ★2
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- Asshole! ★2
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- I like to annoy people by interpreting t... ★5
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- What a bitch! You all might wonder why I... ★2
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- Haha! Nad. ★1
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- So we're rid of Usernames are for pussie... ★3
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- I prefer GAY. ★1
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- How can a polar bear not know it's calle... ★3
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- You can tell they're new at protesting. ★4
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- Judging by the meds on top of the dashbo... ★2
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- There's a lot of history behind those wo... ★9
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- Don't tempt the mods you ©ᴗη♰! ★2
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- That's me! The curlycock, custardface, c... ★5
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- Fun Fucks with Lophu: That's not herpes,... ★8
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- After a few drinks, fucking disgusting b... ★2
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- http://explosm.net/comics/2784/ ★2
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- Trust me, those are never fun. ★5
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- mad scientist noises intensify ★3
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- FFwL = Fun Facts with Lophu ★1
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- "The temptation to troll is strong somet... ★3
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- Fedex lawsuit ★1
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- I've got a scrumptious "hotdog" right he... ★3
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- What do women call a bald male? They don... ★5
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- His superpower is that his eyebrows show... ★1
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- All two of them. ★5
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- This comic is Kris' answer to POD: Twitt... ★5
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- I'm thinking it stands for Scrumptious H... ★1
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- Apparently there are multiple Twittery T... ★6
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- I think it's more of a fuchsia. http://e... ★5
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- SH = Super Hero? Kind of boring. What ot... ★3
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- Come here you fluffy ninja and I'll xeno... ★1
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- You get that privilege if Derek approves... ★3
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- From what you've talked about before, it... ★4
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- I like how the daughter is perfectly oka... ★1
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- Poisoning? That should be the least of y... ★8
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- jizz hands intensify ★2
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- Mostly in areas of famine. ★1
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- hhnnnguuuh!! ★1
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- I don't know... Anne Frank is well past ...
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- By borrowing a hundred bucks and not pay... ★4
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- Tealshirt is a medical patient who can't... ★1
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- clever > first ★4
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- That assumes he's willingly taking them,... ★1
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- Heck*. We don't like to swear here. http... ★6
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- I'm guessing it was flagged because he s... ★6
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- "What would you do if this was your site... ★8
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- So the CIA agents wear devil costumes at... ★2
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- I think Kris just didn't draw one of the...
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- On a scale of Ϡ to ζ, how fu m ny are th... ★5
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- Okay, now I know you're being sarcastic.... ★2
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- You'd better not renege on that promise.... ★3
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- I can understand if her feelings toward ... ★3
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- That ass won't quit! ★2
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- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07
- The Simpsons did it. ★8
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- For those who missed it, Kris responded ... ★8
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- Resurrecting a dead meme for Dorothy? If... ★2
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- What a strong statement. ★2
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- Now, watch me shoot a Samsung off this g... ★4
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- sharpens torch ★6
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- She really gave me a new perspective on ... ★9
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- Wait, what happened with the axe? Inquir... ★2
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- Sshhhhh! Now everyone will know you're m... ★5
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- I never saw the original comments, but i... ★6
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- Wait, where is this pit of snakes? You c... ★5
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- And open legs. ★3
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- You should have gone for the once! ★7
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- You shouldn't have gone for the thrice! ★9
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- You shouldn't have gone for the twice. ★8
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- Now if he were a really good shot, he wo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06
- "What was the point in that?" said by ev... ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Ugh, now I've lost my appetite. ★3
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Al-reich, I'll do better next time. ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- It's definitely too extreme to allow the... ★6
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Sorry, I'll be quick and then you can ha... ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Ossobuco alla milanese over risotto, fol... ★2
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- It's mostly Kris, like with these recent... ★6
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Edging ★2
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- What? Who said that?? (つ▀¯¯▀)つ ★3
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- What a tiny asshole! Here, let me help y... ★3
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
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- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- You were always more than we deserved, y... ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- But I won't miss the sticky mess your ro... ★1
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Fuck iMac mods. ★3
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Well golly gee, what a coincidence! ★5
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Well I did earn an online degree in Phap... ★1
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06
- Purple shirts.. everywhere I look. The P... ★3
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- Phyanide and Phappiness ★2
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- What happened here? Did y'all display a ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- So that's why Greenshirt/tie hated his c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- C&H went through their COVID phase of co... ★1
- Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05
- Irrelevant. Completely irrelevant. ★3
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- And also Time_Theif, whose thousands of ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- http://explosm.net/rcg/riwakzbtl ★3
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Just remember not to sit on your arm for... ★5
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- But not always final. ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Witch cum phirst? ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- yes you smart ass ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Okay, quiet everyone, we don't want Rob ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Male fathercuckers ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- What problem? Who are you? Where are we?... ★6
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-05
- Check out that piece of ass! http://expl... ★2
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- But everybody's doin' it! http://explosm... ★4
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- If anybody wants to try this but isn't c... ★6
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Isn't that how people do circumcisions? ★2
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- dab lover ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Roblem? ★1
- Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05
- Idiot. Everyone knows you're not suppose... ★3
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- That's what people say when I try introd... ★4
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- Well he wouldn't quit, so we had to take... ★2
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- What were you doing with a blender full ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- Yeah, "somehow". No idea how it happened... ★4
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- This pun is so bad, I wish I could favor... ★7
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05
- Yeah, but your horndog consented! ★3
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- Limit? As CAS already told you: There's ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- For reference, here's a 21st-Century ped... ★4
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- The disappearing act is his signature tr... ★4
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- Pansexual! ★2
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- yes you smart ass ★1
- Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-03
- Plot twist: that 19th-Century pedophile ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- Who you calling fat?! That's pure muscle... ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- yes you smart ass ★1
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03
- http://explosm.net/comics/5503 ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Are they TPS reports? ★2
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Wow, now there's a history lesson! With ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02
- But they're super popular! These guys ha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Actually, they're all dudes, and nobody ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- I don't know, he seems more like the typ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Once you go orange, you... you... damn, ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02
- Fill in the blank! What do you think the... ★5
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02
- When it comes to children, none of the g... ★1
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02
- Okay, I'll make a joke. Did you actually... ★4
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01
- And the real father shouted "No Take Bac... ★4
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01
- He slacked off and didn't memorize the s... ★7
- Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-01
- What are they sweating about? They just ... ★8
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- What money? He's folding green origami i... ★1
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- That family totally got pwned! ★3
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- But if it's a discount, that means Blues... ★3
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- When I see kcarrey's comment, it's like ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01
- That whole last panel feels off, like th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Here's some Explosm satanic writing for ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- It's a prerequisite for commenting here.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Yes. Trust me, I'm an expert on masturba... ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- That's one talented donkey! ★2
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- body slams a stack of papers ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Tim staged the car crash, changed his sh... ★4
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- It's the usual dog-whistle talk about ol... ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Karen? ★1
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- What satanic writing? It just says Dell ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Sure, sweat, that's the only body fluid ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Which president? Because the current one... ★8
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Netflix is a pedophile?? Where do they k... ★6
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- This reminds me of the "Return to Order"... ★6
- Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31
- Hey good-lookin' ★4
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- For a cool $300, I'll show you how real ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- Most male gun owners are trying to cure ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- And now you're sandwiched between two mu... ★5
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- More of that dick-bombing? ★2
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- *sobs* ★5
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- Pro tip: never pay more than $300 to get... ★6
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- We all know how this one ends. http://ex... ★6
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- Of course I have, I'm replying to one ri... ★3
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- Blue shirt can sit on him until he cries... ★2
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30
- University of Phoenix doesn't count. ★4
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- So if I travel to Russia or Romania and ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- Past tense?? ★4
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- There's really not much to grab, though.... ★4
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- That's because there's a banana in their... ★3
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- Yeah, they should bring guns to school a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- Greenshirt's doctor is a total quack. ★2
- Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29
- The orange is morbidly obese, so hopeful... ★3
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Your old pfp, with bulging eyes, was a p...
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Did someone say... ?? ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Where is this Roger so we can show him t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- I read that as "fucking baboon" and got ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Obligatory: http://explosm.net/comics/15... ★3
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- You have to be around other people to ca... ★3
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Obligatory: http://explosm.net/comics/25... ★5
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- That's why it's so addictive. ★4
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- Good for him. Blubber lover. ★1
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29
- "I know, not the same at all, but this c... ★5
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- A true classic! I love their performance... ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- That's his (ex) girlfriend.
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- I once had an ogre character named Lub o... ★5
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- It takes practice to sit on your arm lon... ★2
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- They were with him for his money. I.e., ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-27
- Haha, great joke, Dave! Nobody that fat ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- If you don't know, then she didn't choos... ★5
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- His life is unreal. https://www.smbc-com... ★2
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- X Æ A-Xii smh my head. She should have g... ★5
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27
- Who?? ★2
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26
- Don't forget to do dick day! http://expl... ★9
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26
- Isn't that the Dave and Kris universes a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26
- Damn, that takes talent! Running while a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- Normal deletes aren't too bad, but those... ★1
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- Mature ★2
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- Teacher's pet, teacher's stroke, teacher...
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- Yup. It's a Chuck E. Cheese gift card. ★1
- Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26
- And that's why you shouldn't use your te... ★4
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- I love fucking it. ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- You got started after just a fiver last ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- I'm not sure if that video is cute or di... ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- I can do it on command. The command is "... ★2
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- Enshrined in a glass case up on a pedest... ★2
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- Says the lady who last used a condom whe... ★2
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- You had to ask. ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- I can tell you've done this before. ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- Yes.
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26
- So... the opposite of you? I guess that ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- Holy shit, this place is a cowhole! I sh... ★2
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- You recorded a metal album?! Well now we... ★5
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- Skinny Rooster. ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- That tongue... I just can't take my eyes... ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- Are you Orangeshirt or Redshirt? ★1
- Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25
- I need to remember to keep my blinds clo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Wow, that's incredible! Someone should p... ★2
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- How about an Oddjob? ★4
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- ★2
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Group Hug! Group Rub! ★3
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- Is that the X-rated sequel to Turner and... ★2
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- BWAby Got Back. ★1
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- That department is run by one Joseph Bid... ★6
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- I think it looks like a butt. http://exp... ★3
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- They just changed it. Didn't you get the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23
- *SQUEEZE* ★1
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- How about celibacy? ★3
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- That's what he said. ★3
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- Ah yes, the Feminists For Life, they're ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- I can tell you've done this before. ★4
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- What if she loves to fight? ★6
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- Don't let the Quebecois hear you say tha... ★4
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- If you look directly at the Jim, the PSE... ★6
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- Your vagina is a void of cocaine? That e... ★5
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23
- IRC&HWIP, can we get an expert opinion o... ★3
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- I can tell you've done this before. ★6
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- She's playing with her toys in a neveren... ★5
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- I bet she hits like a girl! ★5
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- But it's almost summer! How can it still... ★3
- Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22
- So that football really was completely f... ★5
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- With the original sample coming from R. ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- I interpreted it as a double pun with "s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- An audiophile! I've been trying to put a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- Kanye sampled that sample on his latest ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22
- Don't get the urinal cake stuck. http://... ★6
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
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- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Hello appalled, I'm Fellatio! ★3
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Or maybe he asked her to step on his fac... ★4
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Only if it's flag football. ★3
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Can I touch you? http://explosm.net/comi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- http://explosm.net/comics/5049/ Mmm... ★4
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Hey, everyone! Check out my big football... ★3
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Bust your nut across my face? ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ★3
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- No, this is loss. | !| !| --*/ ★1
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- * regressing Fanbase noises crescendo
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- ❌ ★1
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20
- Who gets excited at seeing a football? M... ★1
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19
- ❌ ★1
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- Are you COVID?! ★1
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19
- ★3
- Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-19
- Also, gay! ★1
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- That's how she eats. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- A popular chew treat for dogs is the bul... ★4
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- I would have thought you'd get an ad for... ★4
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- Cyanide and Happiness! ★5
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- Is... ★4
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19
- This... ★4
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Yup.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- By all means.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Certainly.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Absolutely.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Yeah.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Of course.. ★3
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- Definitely.. ★4
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- Sure.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Yes.. ★3
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- A living testament to America's public e... ★7
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- That kid sure got over his grief fast in... ★5
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- What would the combination of bestiality... ★8
- Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-18
- Now it's time to smear feces all over it... ★3
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- (⊙_ʖ⊙) ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- You can get that on a t-shirt: https://w... ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- After all those RCGs below, here's an RP... ★3
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- Daaamn, boy! Are you a demon? Because, d... ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- More cushion for the pushin'. ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- You may pay your penance in my office th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18
- If you can't beat em , join em. ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- I can't help with the first, but I can m... ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- ALWAYS. (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- *SQUEEZE* ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Nothing happens if you do it twice. I tr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- Because you hate Buddhism? ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- It was Mr. Cumberdale's fault! He commen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17
- So he hates magicians most? Because that... ★2
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Every rose has its thorn Just like every... ★3
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Damn, that's too much reality for this c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Buffalo Bill. ★3
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Who? ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- ...says Dave after each comic he draws. ★4
- Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-16
- Off your medication, again? ★4
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Spare me... ★1
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- TheMoreYouBlow ⭐ ★3
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- I know, I know, that was a shit joke. ★6
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Wrong sport. ★8
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ★5
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- I tried using my imagination, but that c... ★8
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Dayam, that guy is shor- ★6
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Wrong alt, I read C&H when I poop. ★6
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- If you're speechless, then say nothing a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Because the fiddle made a trashy joke. ★7
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- I don't know if Canada is involved, but ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Looks like Rob read the comments and dec... ★7
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- But a spare requires two bowls to knock ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16
- Gay Week!!! ★6
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- Ouch! ★4
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- It's currently occupied. ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- He should congratulate on my back, inste... ★1
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- So self-indulgent. ★2
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- Feeling his nutsack is how she gets her ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- Ssooooo hhhot hhhnnnguuuuuuhh ★5
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- Me too. http://explosm.net/comics/4565/ ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- 100 "69" URL gags is 99 too many. ★6
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16
- Go out with no PPE, get your hair (singu... ★9
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- You need the badge: not a real boy ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- Of course, I have to make sure you avoid... ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- Yes, play with your port and let us know... ★5
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- Well now we know what you've been watchi... ★5
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- And technically correct is the best kind... ★8
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- You say it like that's a bad thing. ★6
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- *weak performance ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- *SQUEEZE* ★6
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- I congratulate my balls at least once a ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- Try sniffing around for it. http://explo... ★10
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15
- PFFTHBPBPT http://explosm.net/comics/293... ★13
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13
- Blueshirt has literally tons of sex. htt... ★8
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13
- Okay, we'll say "squeeze" instead. http:... ★11
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13
- Why is that dick so cold and unresponsiv... ★11
- Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13
- Equality! http://explosm.net/comics/2868... ★12
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- http://explosm.net/comics/5375/ ★4
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- Not just someone. Someone with the pfp t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- I'm not sure which version these will be... ★4
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- *petting game. ★1
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- That's everybody's new favorite betting ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- http://explosm.net/shorts/218/ow-my-dick... ★1
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- I bid 300 Zimbabwe Dollars! ★1
- Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13
- Well I've got a dick right here that's h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- It's always hunting season for you, look... ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-13
- *cum ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- Not the whole week. The fat cunt usually... ★3
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- Anything? I'm going to start shouting it... ★2
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- Oh hai Mark. ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- Which can lead to some serious sticker s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- He has a Pillsbury Doughboygasm. Hoo-Hoo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- COVID-X Æ A-12 ★4
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- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- I hear the two of them mixed during one ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- There are a bunch of assholes on my phon... ★7
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- CSI: Comments Section Cue The Who songs:... ★2
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13
- And strip D&D. http://explosm.net/comics... ★3
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
- That's the climax of his show. ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
- Toss a few dollarydoos in the jar and I'... ★1
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
- It's only one or two people who then hav... ★3
- Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12
- A onesie with a zipper?? His whole act w... ★6
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- Aerodynamics. http://explosm.net/comics/... ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- But there's always room for more ass. ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- See your pfp for the reply. ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- It took a long time for someone to final... ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- Her cheeks are usually on a face. ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- MR. THICCNESS YASSS! ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- He posted it 28 months ago. Every comic ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- Afraid of a catapult flinging poop? ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12
- I have some tasty sausage for you. Just ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Bringing the cows home? http://explosm.n... ★3
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Wow, the Explosm Comment Death Panel™ ac... ★6
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Speak for yourself! I only come when I w... ★4
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- You're speaking from experience here, ar... ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Did someone say..... bold?! ★3
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- It's been four hours and nobody has flag... ★4
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Judging by your pfp, you're more of a pe... ★3
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- You're so good at social distancing, eve... ★4
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- And the name of that bad cop show? Blueb... ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11
- Are you singing some John Lee Hooker? ★2
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10
- Not yet, but it will be bloody once his ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10
- What a nice pair of sudsy nips ! ★5
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10
- I bet I could get him hot enough to ligh... ★3
- Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-10
- I hope to die peacefully in my sleep lik... ★6
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- Whooosh! ★2
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- Luckily you're not blind so you can enjo... ★4
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- I know that's how they all end for me. f... ★2
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- Whoa whoa, "nice" is a pretty strong wor... ★4
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- You can still have anal on an X-ray tabl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- You don't have Dorothy. Dorothy has you.... ★6
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- His ex, Ray, came back, with an interest... ★5
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- Or a cock ring with "Yes", and then they... ★3
- Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10
- ! He uplifted that locket into his rectu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- Nah, that dinner of hers was BYOB: Bring... ★1
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- He's 48 years old. ★9
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- I call men with guns "stupid" all the ti... ★1
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- Actually, that penis she fucked you with... ★4
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- Kim Kardashian is neither tall nor elder... ★5
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- I don't see how calling you stupid could... ★3
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- To get back at Rob for wanting to shut t... ★5
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- I don't know about the cocaine, but I'm ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- As everyone slowly goes crazy during thi... ★6
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- Stage #1 was so relieving. http://explos... ★6
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- And he diagnosed the cocaine by listenin... ★3
- Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10
- So it's a Robert? http://explosm.net/com... ★6
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10
- Or cum on the tongue? ★1
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-10
- No prior experience or skills required??... ★2
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- To complete the reference: http://explos... ★2
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- if you know more than me, but not just t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- takes off his codpiece and streaks throu... ★3
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- They're all GQ covers compared to this g... ★2
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08
- Mary Had A Little Lamb? ★4
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- That's your reflection. ★4
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- I'd call him a loser for that, but, he d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- I prefer a porn ad with a 7 year old. ★4
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- Sshhhh, we're smoking. Don't tell teach!... ★6
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- And then your other hand is shoving a bi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- Oh no, I've been flagged! I must have of... ★6
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- One hand on dick, one hand on F5. #LifeH... ★7
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- You say that like it's a bad thing. ★4
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- Judging by the color, it appears she jus... ★4
- Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06
- The bar in the last panel isn't blurred ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- The Family Circus comic is the exact opp... ★2
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- I'm confused why you're confused that he... ★2
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Why is he looking for porn online if he ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Ah, the sweet relief of death! ★4
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- ̶F̶i̶x̶e̶d̶. *APR. Fixed. ★2
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Depends where you work. For pornstars, T... ★3
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Freudian slip? ★2
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- The bank lobby. ★4
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Then he needs to read the C&H comments. ★4
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- How much is TOB percent? I see all numbe... ★4
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- *cumpounding ★5
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- Oooohh yeeaah... That mug of pens is soo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06
- I'm confused why you're confused that he... ★1
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- Hey wait, you told me that was the only ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- You parade that mangled corpse in your p... ★2
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- Rent? "Five hundred twenty-five thousand... ★2
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! ★2
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- Here are some fun desktop wallpapers in ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- relatable ★2
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- BoWLiNg RiCh! ★1
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- I liked bard male . ★7
- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
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- Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05
- A regular Johnny Come Early over here. ★3
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05
- That's how I feel after all of your comm... ★3
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05
- I might have a way to get some more... ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05
- You don't know what's under that burqa u... ★3
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05
- It's the Arrested Development casual rac... ★2
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- It's Cinco de Cuatro! ★2
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- The trick is to never favorite anyone el... ★6
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Priests will do anything for their congr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- *Respect. ★3
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- ♂️ ★3
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- At least the preacher isn't some weirdo ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Go join Hubert for some of that shambala... ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- slurping noises intensify ★2
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- That badge is the shit! ★7
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Your satisfaction is our pleasure!™ ★4
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- WE'RE CUMMING IN! ★7
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- I gues you could say that tongue really ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- Does his butt talk back? ★1
- Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04
- I'd recognize that tongue anywhere! http... ★7
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-04
- Same first panel text: http://explosm.ne... ★6
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-04
- If that's bad, I don't wanna be good. ★4
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Okay, so I was hoping somebody would res... ★3
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- I need to make more accounts so I can ha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- His shirt is orange because he represent... ★2
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- The doctor didn't see anything wrong wit... ★4
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- http://explosm.net/shorts/271/lab-result... ★2
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Here's the original: http://files.explos... ★3
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Doctors and prostitutes both fondle your... ★2
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- A doctor accidentally prescribes his pat... ★8
- Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03
- Well yeah, that's what I'd see too if th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- Yes, I turned a dead-baby joke into a Jo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- More like to shoot on. ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03
- That's why they make such great targets.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Doesn't Matter, Had Sex! ★6
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- That has a nice ring to it. The ring of ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Did you just assume Darryl's gender?!? a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- http://explosm.net/shorts/451/dr-realdoc... ★4
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- I'm pretty deep in there, on the Appendi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- angry comment section UI noises ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- I love surprises! ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Damn Commonwealth folks and all your ext... ★6
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- http://explosm.net/comics/5376/ ★4
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Step 4: cry Step 5: barf Step 6: cry Ste... ★1
- Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02
- Last Step: SIDS ★1
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02
- Because your own expiration date might b... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-02
- I got up this morning, opened my web bro... ★4
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- Looks like this place has plenty: http:/... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- ♂️ The other end won't cost you as much... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- Easy come, easy go. ★1
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- And now it's giving me an ad for the Ten... ★4
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- It's currently showing me an ad saying t... ★7
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- I think 2014 was when they first allowed... ★1
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- And while we're at it, we can ask for so... ★3
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- Haha, what a loser Purpleshirt is! He ca... ★6
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- I hope he got tested afterward. Even if ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- Wow, 3 minutes is a reeeeeeeaallly long ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-05-01
- Yeah, Kris needs to put out more. He's a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- He provides your Daily Shower. ★3
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- That's soo hot... hhnnnnguh! ★3
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Centuplets is a word. It means 100 babie... ★5
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Johnny Come Lately engages in tantric se... ★2
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Johnny Come Early could make a fortune a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Johnny Come Lately should have a line of... ★2
- Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29
- Such a waste if it rolls off. ★6
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- sniff sniff gasp http://explosm.net/comi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- You can report a comic if you touch Rob'... ★4
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- *Repulsel http://explosm.net/shorts/44/r... ★5
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- So you've also been peeping on Rob's bed... ★1
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- Nah, pretty sure he's just a loser with ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29
- #MeToo ★1
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- Can't argue with that. ★1
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- Don't bite the hand that feeds you. It m... ★2
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- And now Kris has updated the crowd in pa... ★1
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- I'd rather use yours. http://explosm.net... ★3
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- That's called a Reverse Michael Jackson.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- That's what happens when everyone is tri... ★2
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29
- You have to hand it to the stage hand fo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-27
- Nobody in the crowd moves at all during ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Dress up as a wise man and maybe they'll... ★4
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Holy Shit! She's moving! *SQUEEZE* http:... ★5
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Hey baby.
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Truth. http://explosm.net/comics/2459/ ★5
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- You can get some serious airtime if you ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- The only good kitten, is an exploding ki... ★3
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- A :spicy: beef stick. ★3
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Can I stuff it with a beef stick? ★1
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- I just made a stinky bomb. ★1
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Of course she can; that's her job. How d... ★1
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- Is it legal for him to tell a dad joke i... ★4
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- What's up with Purple's bangs? Is she sp... ★1
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27
- This guest cartoonist is probably long g... ★8
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26
- Nah, they'd have aborted him if they wer... ★2
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26
- Welp, time to make another one! ★6
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26
- "Five Second Rule?" I mean, it may not b... ★2
- Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-26
- Because you eat dead pussy? ★2
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- Well which is it? One week, or seven day... ★4
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- STFU! ★3
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- This must be a newspaper for blind spies... ★3
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- Oh, you attended South Trenton Film Univ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26
- He was hauling some dangerous cargo: Tum... ★4
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25
- With no new comic yet, I turned to the R... ★5
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25
- That must mean you actually have a life ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25
- Unless you're fucking someone with your ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- I'm still on an old Trandroid. ★4
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Yes, but you have to buy the candy separ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- It looks like Orangeshirt is trying to u... ★2
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Blueshirt is a real lightweight. ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- ¿
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Their lives are much less exciting than ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Dorothy would beg to differ. ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Dayam, Orangeshirt needs to lay off the ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-24
- Gay comment ★7
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24
- It's in my pocket. Just reach right in a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24
- His son is really great in bed. ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24
- #MeToo ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24
- His employer switched health insurance p... ★6
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- And now Dave removed the emoji boxes and... ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- feels Bald Male ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Can confirm. ★3
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- He's one of those people who call it an ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- But my sex dungeon is in my basement. Wa... ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- Well I am pretty queer. ★3
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- And sex addicts. ★2
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- This time, The Daily Shower has gone too... ★4
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- Do golden showers count? ★4
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- He's so young and innocent... zzzzziiip!... ★3
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- Judging by that third panel, it's safe t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22
- And here is Part 1 in Dave's series of e... ★3
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21
- That's his dad's grave: http://explosm.n... ★3
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21
- Now google NAMBLA. For anyone interested... ★1
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21
- And if you have children, and then have ... ★7
- Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-21
- Sure you can. That's what sex dungeons a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Talk to England's Still My City. I'm sur... ★1
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Good. Because if you did, I'd leave a sa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
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- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Plot twist: the doc just can't remember ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- My cat's breath smells like cat food. ★5
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- Make up your mind, you pussy! ★1
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- If the cat is dead, does that make this ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21
- This week's for you: http://explosm.net/... ★3
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Good thing you never actually talk to an... ★5
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Greenshirt is a big fan of Blue's perfor... ★2
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- By giving lots of blowjobs. ★4
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Who you gonna call? Pee creeper! ★2
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- To paraphrase the wise words of George W... ★8
- Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21
- Ah yes, the good old days when we didn't... ★10
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21
- C&H is supposed to deliver service with ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21
- Jonah and the Whale. Those pages of my B... ★1
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- Employee benefits include unlimited dent... ★2
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- *crocodile, man. ★4
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- Reminds me of that Teeth horror film fro...
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- Blueshirt has some seriously creepy spid... ★2
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- Looks like it. She has the same headphon... ★1
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- Big teeth.
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- This comic is a biting commentary on the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- Ah, no wonder they fired him. Dave's not... ★2
- Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-20
- That bite was such a shock, it turned pa...
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- Is this another Dave comic based on a re... ★1
- Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20
- He kept it trimmed later in life: http:/... ★1
- Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20
- Was that written by Good I Snipr's AI? ★2
- Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20
- No, the President was playing with an or... ★2
- Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20
- His chest looks like applesauce. ★1
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- That's the aroma of a fun night! ★1
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- Where'd you find those Christain eyes? I... ★1
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- And I'm just as fruity as that tree. ★1
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- That's not orange polyester; he's naked.... ★1
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- I didn't know Rudy went through a histor... ★2
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- Rob's from Texas (that stupid little bit... ★4
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- There wasn't any toilet paper left. ★2
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- The game is starting and he needs to tak... ★4
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- Unless their opponents don't wear any ho... ★4
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- Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18
- Well what did they expect when they gave... ★5
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-18
- Quaid, start the reactor! ★4
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- I'll need to get out my Kama Sutra and l... ★3
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- Wow, you hire hoes for some strange, kin... ★4
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- Oh man, I'm so sorry. That must have bee... ★6
- Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17
- But what good are Minecraft hoes? Talk a... ★1
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- I like to put them on a necklace. ★4
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- Basic human emotion is beyond you, so th... ★1
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- Having a small pig farm really comes in ... ★5
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- First rule of Farmville: You DO NOT talk... ★2
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17
- Dave is tardy with a new comic. The slow... ★4
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
- Some coronavirus one-liners: I used to s... ★9
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- Egg ad, he's back! ★1
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- Dorothy must have forgotten her logins f... ★5
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- On the contrary, some comment section fi... ★2
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- It's an... eggtarded comment! ★2
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
- As I was saying... ★3
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- There are only 6 comments at the moment,... ★1
- Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15
- Dinner will be a bit tardy tonight. ★3
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-15
- A rcg for Easter Sunday: http://explosm.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- We can tell. ((ಥ﹏ಥ)) ★2
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- The idea might have come from a real exp... ★1
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- Are you my mummy? ★2
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- Blueshirt is Zombie Jesus, and he stinks... ★3
- Comment to comic 5531 on 2020-04-13
- This joke stinks. ★3
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- Comment to comic 5126 on 2020-04-13
- Which explains your response to the 2020... ★2
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- It's working for me! hnnnguhh ★2
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- She wasn't pregnant. ★4
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- Only if it works!
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- comic mario Oh, and anyone who uses that... ★6
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- The police arrested me for sexual batter... ★7
- Comment to comic 5530 on 2020-04-13
- I don't think anyone laughed at it. I'm ... ★3
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- As long as it's the upper half that's de... ★2
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- That doc is able to hear all heartbeats ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13
- Yup, he kidnapped those kids fair and sq... ★3
- Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13
- It's not their fault. Their little mouth... ★2
- Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13
- That's so hot... Hnnguh! ★2
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- Cum? ★1
- Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13
- Whoa, I want a wristwatch that can appea... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
- I'll just wear the hat when I go out, wh... ★5
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
- As a good 'murican, I don't read "books"... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
- Can confirm. And if you stick cinnamon r... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13
- I had a few strokes while staring at the... ★2
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- This is now me: http://explosm.net/comic... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Oh, I've benefited from it several times... ★2
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Whereas in panel 1, he's just a giant di... ★4
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- * No needin a grammar Nazi. ★1
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Having the police reject your noise comp... ★2
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- Try shaking your screen back and forth. ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Is this a cry for help, Kris? I heard th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- I just hit Randomize and got the origin ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- http://explosm.net/rpg ★1
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
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- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- He's definitely going to be the one who ... ★1
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- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: This film drills down deep into t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11
- Two fappable comics in a row! guuhhh ★1
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11
- I cum here for the sexy pfp's. And at th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11
- *shot ★1
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11
- Maybe the comments don't inspire you bec... ★4
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- I'll give ya a turkey slap! ★1
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- Cyanide and Happiness. ★2
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- Greenshirt should give himself a thumbs ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- Orangeshirt getting ready to bust in thr... ★1
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- "heh. i got nothing to say about this." ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08
- Bowling Ball Week!! ★5
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- We were all created in God's image. http... ★2
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- And here's Dave's bday comic with those ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- That's PinoBatch's comment search engine... ★1
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-08
- Yeah, those few pounds standing next to ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just shoo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08
- insert ... vibes Way ahead of ya! ★3
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
- Adopted children had an even harder time... ★5
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
- But, Simon didn't say! ★1
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
- Wait, so this is a shitty one, and yet i... ★3
- Comment to comic 5525 on 2020-04-07
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- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- Kris, don't live in fear, man. Belive in... ★5
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- Oooo, buuurrn! ★1
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- That's... actually more disturbing than ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- "Nature's candy in my hand or can or a p... ★1
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- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- conceivable ... You're pregnant!?! ★2
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- Just don't use your teeth while blowing.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- The officer was pretty helpful for this ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07
- Make sure to think positively when you g... ★2
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06
- Don't live in fear, Toothy Bj! You can l... ★3
- Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-06
- Toothy Bj?! * crosses legs * (ಠ益ಠ)╰⋃╯ ★2
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- Who needs to buy a fancy contraption for... ★1
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- And when he uses it, the shit hits the f... ★1
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- amen. ★1
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- Why is every time bloody when you mastur... ★2
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- Burn! Just like anybody's ass who uses t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- So he's the one hoarding all the toilet ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- You would get quite the tongue-lashing. ★3
- Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06
- http://explosm.net/comics/2944/ ★11
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- Who hasn't Spongebob done? ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- Looks like Jim forgot to take his medica... ★5
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06
- If you're stuck in lockdown with someone... ★2
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- Tiny purple cum sucker. ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- He suddenly gained eyes in the last pane... ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- The fake orgasm. ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- At least that dude is wearing pants, whi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- It's a pun: "such a sweet ass" because t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- I'm pretty sure she's already gotten the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- I was hoping for an April Fool's Day com... ★3
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- The candy is sticky because... uhh... it... ★1
- Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04
- He was feeling all right that day. ★1
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- This drawing style really brings out the... ★6
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- Her eye is over there! Please call an am... ★3
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- Don't worry, your ass still has use. ★1
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- We need the PSES to fix them. He's defin... ★6
- Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04
- So I gotta give my neighbor a couple han... ★4
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- I hear they're even cancelling camp this... ★4
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- I'm going to interpret that as a solicit... ★1
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- With everything shut down and people wor... ★3
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- It's a reference to the animated Pixar m... ★7
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA® ★2
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- Jews. ★3
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- Baby, take off your coat...real slow Bab... ★3
- Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01
- Isn't he worried about getting rat poop ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- One of my favorites yet! It even adds ba...
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- ᕙ(‿⊛‿)ᕗ ★2
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- I scream for ass cream, we all scream fo... ★1
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- http://explosm.net/comics/4235/ ★4
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- Ah, the last time I was down there I tho... ★2
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- You mean Benadryl chewables? Good idea. ★1
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- You're 15 years late. http://explosm.net... ★8
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- Coming here has always been a crime agai... ★8
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- Wow, I never knew it was so easy. I just... ★3
- Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31
- Oh no! He's going to melt those talking ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31
- The long arm of the law Clever! Have a s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30
- They're a symbol of power, to show who's... ★1
- Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30
- Is this the long-awaited return of Rubbe... ★4
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Does self-service count? Because then I'... ★2
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- It's in my pants pocket. Just reach in t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Wait, I mean, You have AIDS LOLZ ★5
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Blame the French for loving a silent 's'... ★4
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- ....So which one? ★2
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Ozzy* ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Of course you can, but then you end up w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Don't worry: as the conservatives spread... ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- Careful, you two. We're not supposed to ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- What's black and white, and red all over... ★1
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- And with Google's targeted advertising, ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30
- It may be wrong, but I still love me som... ★1
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- Fellatio Del Toro the goat Less than a m... ★5
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- I'd like to see her go rollerskating wit... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- It's what's on the inside that really co... ★3
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- Have you tried Neckbeards? http://explos... ★3
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30
- They used to be a lot more common, but t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- Things could be worse. Imagine living in... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- We'll have to take your word for it, bec... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- I hear drugs are a good way to pass the ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- He's wearing high heels. http://explosm.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- This is how we do it! https://youtu.be/0... ★1
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- Isn't marriage wonderful? ★3
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- Oh, be reasonable, Kris wasn't that tard... ★2
- Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28
- Next, let's see the Human Centipede at t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- Dude, you're gettin' a Dell. ★1
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- How to Be a Hipster Girl https://www.wik... ★2
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- Wriggling for her pleasure. ★2
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- So are cotton swabs. It says so right on... ★2
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- Are you legal yet? http://explosm.net/co... ★2
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- And with that, Alexa has added you to he... ★1
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- She asked Gerfird for implants, but forg...
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- Little known fact: "Six Foot Sex" is whe... ★3
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28
- There's a dead ghost underneath, holding... ★1
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- One day, when this pandemic is long over... ★3
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- That's a different kind of practice. ★1
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- So according to Dave, good hygiene means... ★3
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- OHMYGODITBURNSITBURNS ★3
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- A classic case of hoarding to whoring . ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-25
- Remember, kids: always use protection. H... ★2
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25
- He'll need to practice his aim. http://e... ★3
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25
- Power Singer Ejaculates Switchblades htt... ★3
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25
- How is this not a thing yet?!? ★1
- Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-25
- I doubt he's a real farmer. He stole the... ★3
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25
- But does it swallow? ★2
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25
- And my axe! ★3
- Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
- That's the C&H theme song! Here it is on... ★2
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24
- *cocaine ★1
- Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24
- The PSES throws like a girl! ★3
- Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
- It looks like they're farming cocaine ni... ★1
- Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24
- Greenshirt likes to watch. ★1
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- That's your screen. ★4
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- A throwback from The Lonely Island, you ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- When I read the first panel, I thought t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- Future-me may not get those kiddos, but ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- You should check out this (disturbing) l... ★3
- Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24
- You're right! I didn't notice at first t...
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-24
- Sounds risky. That's a good way to catch... ★2
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-24
- So you finally discovered porn. ★2
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- "Fuck Tom Waits." Oy, I bet that would c... ★2
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- They're reading the Explosm news release... ★3
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- Does it work? ★3
- Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23
- The cure is to avoid all news, except of... ★2
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- That hair is certainly radiant. ★1
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- You could make a fortune working at home... ★2
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- That sounds like a euphemism for somethi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- http://explosm.net/comics/3240/ And then... ★2
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23
- Welp, Teal-toga is going to Hell. ★1
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21
- This is Sparta!!! No, wait, Jerusalem!!!... ★4
- Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21
- Jesus looks like he got a facial from Ba... ★3
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- Who beefed? ★1
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- Shouldn't number 4 be... First? ★6
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- The Bible also correctly predicted The R... ★4
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- But coviding your neighbor's husband is ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- A sapling? ★2
- Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21
- Did Blueshirt get collagen injections be... ★3
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Hand sanitizer that's at least 60% alcoh... ★5
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Well it's St. Patrick's Day, so Dave is ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- I keep getting a negative answer. http:/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- Typical hipster. ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- They still won't be at risk for COVID-20... ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- With face masks all sold out, you can no... ★2
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- They're saying here we shouldn't have ga... ★2
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18
- And then you'll have to just beat yourse... ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17
- Did you ever stroke a D flat? ★4
- Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17
- They all laughed at my underwear addicti... ★3
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- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- It's really ogresized. ★1
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- I hear that gargling with Shrek's cum wi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- Can't stop, Won't stop ★1
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- I got my favorite while dumpster-diving ... ★3
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- Hurk Smarsh! http://explosm.net/comics/5... ★1
- Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17
- It's the same color as his clothes. Wait... ★1
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- This guy is such a noob to little-boy un... ★3
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- God has a plan for all of us: http://exp... ★3
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- Fuck you, Safaeit! http://explosm.net/co... ★3
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- That's because it's not God; it's Muhamm... ★3
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- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- .heM
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-17
- It's put in the comic because Dave exper... ★7
- Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16
- Their viral marketing got me to go see i... ★6
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- That crazy, old, hobo is right! Orangesh... ★1
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- Is that Sloth from The Goonies?! http://... ★2
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Mine is a tricorn. I even made a matchin... ★4
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Where's that Greta Thunberg girl been si... ★4
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- With Saint Paddy's Day approaching, I th... ★4
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Does it still count as a personal traine... ★3
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Huh? UofAlberta has 19 crows? https://ww... ★2
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Does the skin bleach kill coronavirus? ★1
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- Here you go: http://explosm.net/bio/ ★2
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-16
- I've found that's a pretty accurate amou... ★1
- Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14
- Between that hot panel three and the hen... ★5
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
- Eating that will give you the runs. ★2
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14
- Most of the detail was copied from the c... ★4
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- She needs to start using condoms... to a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- If you want more child labor, just poke ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- But black people aren't short. Have you ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- During the impending coronavirus recessi... ★2
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- Christianity commands you to multiply? I... ★3
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- Getting murdered the last time was a lif... ★4
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- Because you need to shrink down your mon...
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- The family discount was for the cart, so... ★1
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- This is actually the first reasonable ex... ★4
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
- So they fed you breakfast, and then you ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13
- She should go test out the pillows on he... ★4
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- Even if they say their correct age, you ... ★2
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- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13
- Maybe he forgot his Daily Shower. ★3
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
- The Daily Shower : the golden standard i... ★2
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
- Where else did Dave put his finger to ma... ★2
- Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11
- He busted from just wanting it? Time to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
- New Brunswick? ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11
- Is that what you keep telling yourself? ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Nick turns tricks and licks Wick's dick ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Well if Simon says that, then you have t...
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Simon says if you're reading this, you'r... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Don't bad-mouth pricks! Unless it's my p... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- I wonder what kind of party Nick is havi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Way ahead of ya there. ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- Preventing Robobert from coming to your ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10
- That's actually a great way to prevent a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
- You replied to the Fastest Shitposter, w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
- I recommend reading the news and then ha... ★4
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- Cut my life into pizza, this is my plast... ★3
- Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
- Wouldn't the President's last resort be ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5503 on 2020-03-10
- Somehow, the buttons switching sides on ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
- beats Bald Male off to Dorothy's pfp ★1
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- I'm extremely disappointed with most of ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10
- I hate it when I get Bugs all over my wi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- Instead of a RCG while we wait, here's t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- That's just from the switch to Daylight ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- Okay smarty, then explain the cobwebs. I... ★2
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- http://explosm.net/comics/2592/ ★5
- Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09
- Given that the victims have been reduced... ★1
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Hurry! Put them away! http://explosm.net... ★3
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Yes it is http://explosm.net/comics/190/... ★2
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Are you discriminating against the runs?... ★1
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Janie's Got My Vote
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- D) News! ★1
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- Scissors should fold Paper up, make cuto... ★4
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09
- He's hidden behind the podium, holding u... ★2
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
- Paper only let Scissors join the ticket ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07
- Hind/Sight has my vote! http://explosm.n... ★7
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- So you're a fan of the Discovery Channel... ★1
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Oof, that hits close to home. ★1
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Did it involve Justin Bieber, a size 16 ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Hopefully there's a monster under his be... ★2
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- crosses legs ★1
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- For Dorothy's udders, I recommend droppi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07
- Well are we talking a Holstein or a Jers... ★1
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
- Wouldn't a person be required to leave t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
- Do you get a fat guy who wears a blue sh... ★4
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
- 42 ★1
- Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06
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- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
- All you need is MS Paint. ★1
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06
- Stores are all sold out of soap and hand... ★6
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- The media is saying everyone where I liv...
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- That erection just registered on the Ric... ★2
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- Today? ★1
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- Blueshirt is definitely The Biggest Lose... ★2
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- First World Problems. ★1
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- Boobies Week! ★1
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- But roasts are expensive, and giving som... ★5
- Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04
- But was anyone splitting their cheeks? (... ★6
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
- http://explosm.net/comics/15/ ★6
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
- Actually, that's a Highland Coo. Story T... ★2
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04
- We have our own little society of reject... ★1
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- I've been tagged! Urban Dictionary defin... ★7
- Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03
- Something is funny when we're told it is... ★1
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- Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam... ★1
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- In space, no one can hear you rant. ★5
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- ⋲ ( ‿⁕‿ ) ⋺ ★2
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03
- Thank you, Mr. Wilson! ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵉʰᶦⁿᵈ ᵗʰ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-02
- But the cleavage isn't connected to Eart... ★2
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-02
- It's not the size that matters, it's the... ★8
- Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-02
- That's why desperate men are always tryi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Do me. ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- He'd better do as he's told or he'll end... ★2
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- You have two more tumors? Wow, I'm sorry... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Someone who makes a lot of cancer jokes.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Nah, those guys have lockjaw. http://exp...
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- This is actually pretty sarcastic and pa...
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
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- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- Just imagining two more of you is enough... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- This damn Russki isn't even a doctor! Th... ★1
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- I bet the two more are face cancer and p... ★2
- Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02
- I guess Gay! is Dave's First! language, ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02
- Bad touch: http://explosm.net/comics/260... ★1
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02
- For a fingernail STD, might I suggest "C... ★3
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02
- It's not the size that counts; it's how ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- That's two Rob comics in a row knocking ...
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- Stormy did Donald. Ho, Ho!
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- Full-body coverage. No part of her body ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- All I heard was a finger snap and he was... ★5
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- That big belly is going to force Blueshi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- That fat man is cruel to our eyes.
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- More cushion for the pushin' ... smother... ★2
- Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01
- Because they're not bulimic. ★1
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01
- You mean Carol? ★1
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- It's a skin trait that shows you the val... ★5
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- Targets are red, WalMart is blue, don't ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- And with that sale, Bluevest is employee...
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- He's doing it all wrong! First, you need... ★3
- Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28
- He's still just a kid. Nacho Kid, grown ...
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
- Hey, Kris! You overslept! Those roofies ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28
- I'm glad the packages arrived. ★1
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- Ow, My Dick! ★2
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- Are you trying to get CYNTHIA! drunk? Me... ★2
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- Yup, Greenshirt is definitely on drugs. ★1
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- Ah yes, the Daily Shower , my most trust... ★1
- Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26
- I demand royalties.
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26
- The joke is actually in the author name....
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26
- The More You Know ★1
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26
- All over your back! ★1
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26
- Every night. ★1
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25
- Me too , I don't get why everyone hates ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25
- It's worse than just that: he's a web co... ★2
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- Texas is a pushover. http://explosm.net/... ★3
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- How about naming it Karma? http://explos... ★2
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- It's a Texas Hurricane, so it should be ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- In that case, call it Dorothy.
- Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25
- That comma should be a semicolon. ★4
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-25
- The highest peak in Antarctica tops out ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- No comic yet today. Kris should invest i... ★2
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Yes, "sushi" .
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Actually, I can't get it on tight enough... ★2
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- First rule of investing: the rules don't... ★3
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- 20 bucks. http://explosm.net/comics/3945... ★2
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- This is a recurring theme in C&H: http:/... ★4
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- U mad bro? http://explosm.net/comics/361... ★2
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Diligence is key. ★4
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- I hear Yahoo! is doing well these days. ★1
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Giant? They seem pretty normal to me. (͠... ★1
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Aaahhhhh, you're giving me flashbacks! T...
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Are those garbage bags in the third pane...
- Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24
- Nay
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Cardi B has only been around for a few y... ★1
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- You fuck her hair? Let me guess: you lik... ★3
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- My rule of thumb when it comes to the ge... ★3
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Yes, the four genders are: Gender-Fluid,... ★6
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Cyanide and Happiness? ★2
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- dId YoU jUsT aSsUmE hIs GeNdEr BuLlShIt?... ★2
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Sounds like the American presidential ca... ★5
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23
- Are you from Boston? ★1
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22
- Haters gonna hate.
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22
- Don't lose hope Rob, maybe someone out t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22
- That would be a good name for a band, in... ★1
- Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22
- That's every week at C&H. Because Rob, D... ★1
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- Icee cold! ★2
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- And once the pants come off, the fun sta... ★4
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- Well you do act like a priest around lit...
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- If you fuck them first and then eat them... ★5
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-22
- Something along the lines of: "Now where... ★3
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- But were those sheep really so innocent?... ★2
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22
- No, they're training those children to b... ★5
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21
- Brian was just providing a confession of... ★3
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21
- Forgiven! ★1
- Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21
- That's brilliant! I'm using it as my exc... ★2
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) ★4
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- Plot twist: His wife is the one in the g... ★3
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- That's a mirror. ★2
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- He got an Instant Orgy™ for his birthday... ★3
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- The name for this comic is surprisesex.p... ★6
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- Fifth. ★1
- Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21
- Thanks, Dave! This is just what I needed... ★1
- Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21
- No comic today. Dave took a long, hard l... ★1
- Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21
- "Mirror mirror, on the wall, who is the ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19
- That's your reflection in the monitor, R... ★5
- Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19
- My sperm count is so high, you have to c... ★6
- Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19
- ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ ★2
- Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19
- Kris was channeling M. C. Escher when he... ★3
- Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19
- That's one hardcore cuck. ★2
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-19
- C'mon man! http://explosm.net/comics/315... ★1
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-19
- And then turning them into cream cheese ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-19
- You mean Dorothy? Yeah, she's a moaner a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- Just about everyone has done Kristen Ste... ★3
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- Those are some horrific, nightmarish tee... ★1
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- Dave had to upload it three times becaus... ★2
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- Meth. ★3
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- Sounds like a good idea. There could eve... ★2
- Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17
- I pounded a guy named Lang and he certai... ★2
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- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17
- The kind who don't want two holes in the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- I thought you were pure cum. ★2
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- The balaclava hole for Gray's mouth move...
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- Hair? ★4
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- patriotic musk-ox noises ★1
- Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15
- You're also supposed to carry a Quran. A... ★3
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- He should be in eternal shock: His kids ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- SCHLORP That sounds familiar... ★2
- Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14
- At least he wasn't copied and pasted. ht... ★3
- Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14
- I can get behind that. ★1
- Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12
- And each of their baby boomers is so cut... ★3
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- Tastes like a dick. ★1
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- Blueshirt's smile is the Amazon logo. Il... ★1
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- Blueshirt can sweep for his girlfriend w...
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- My mom says I'm special. ★1
- Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12
- Bowling Ball Fetish Week! ★2
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- That guy is a real potty mouth. ★5
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- Do his catchphrases rhyme? http://explos... ★3
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- You'll never believe number 17,891! From... ★4
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- Ken Doll Week!
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- I hope he checked the handle first to ma... ★4
- Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11
- Apparently he's a eunuch, so sweeping up...
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- Kegel balls, kegel balls, clinching all ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- The More You Know ★1
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- It's a Ditto. ★2
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- Just be glad Dave didn't draw a Prince A... ★3
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- Kegel balls. ★2
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- And 69 about.... there aren't enough num... ★5
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11
- And then you can even have a harmless sp... ★2
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- Only some days?
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- Right, all the girls are ignoring you be... ★7
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- I always suspected you were a bot. ★1
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- The best mod I ever got was Counter-Stri...
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- I feel violated. ★1
- Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10
- Greenshirt sure reacted slowly before fe... ★1
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- Next, the orgy competition heads to Cong... ★3
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- Kris must be really nice, always posting... ★2
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- His secret to finishing last was repeati... ★1
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- You sure have a big mouth to make such a...
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- My favorite sex competition is where you... ★4
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10
- he asks, through a twisted grin and unbl... ★5
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
- Two comments, one joke. ★6
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
- Next up: Two Dudes, One Winner's Cup
- Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-08
- Tealshirt's mouth?
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- The best a vegetable can hope for is a f... ★3
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- Truth : https://youtu.be/f5jyYqXmnhQ C&H... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- And some of those human vegetables are p... ★5
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- Hello no. I'm Dad. ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- No, I'm talking about the kind of STIs y...
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- I'm such a Dungeons & Dragons nerd that ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- His shirt is just a stylized "MM". As in... ★1
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-08
- Oooo yeah, it's all my fault. Now step o...
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- I've been around riots with wafting clou...
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08
- "Somebody save me!" Jesus saves. Everybo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- Immunity to pepper spray. In fact, it's ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- No means Maybe. ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- So the Molester Molester can fly? It's R... ★1
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- I read that as a boy, the Philippines Pr... ★3
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- Why did Grayshirt choose to molest a sta...
- Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-07
- You mean I could get a job doing this?!?... ★1
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-07
- People keep saying they don't get it so ...
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- Aiya! Jackie Chan has some explaining to... ★2
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- Stroking can be a real hazard: http://ex... ★1
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- If you insist. zzzziip! ★2
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- They've finally run out of cocaine by th...
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- Congratulations! You get a gold star. Ne...
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07
- What, you mean C&H comics aren't careful... ★1
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- But you're fine with him listing Antarct... ★3
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- Why'd he pick 2012 for the year that has... ★3
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- He's just trying to keep the alien pigeo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- heh, 69.
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- The original has little lines coming off... ★1
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- And how many butts will they have?
- Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05
- So nothing changes for the next 70 years...
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- That's just your opinion.
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- That explains your vibrating pacifier. ★1
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- Four soon.
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- Three soon.
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- He should become some fucking baby?
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05
- Appalachian boy screwing his Dad: Oh no.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- That's just your opinion. ★5
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- Dave's comic is up! Click the Latest Com... ★4
- Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04
- This comic is making fun of the "I'm bec... ★1
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- Why don't we ever get to see God below t...
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- The lucky ones have an engorged member b... ★1
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- Touché! Kris needs to correct this and d... ★5
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- Well shit, now you've ruined the ending!... ★4
- Comment to comic 5472 on 2020-02-04
- :beats IMHFC off to it: ★4
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- If you're the under, I can be the top.
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Here you go: https://www.xkcd.com/2261/ ★3
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- In his tight! tights. ★1
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Try it and you'll find out.
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Was it an O-face? ★1
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- I see Icee! ★1
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- You misspelled "always".
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Then give him some uppers to balance him... ★3
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- That's just your opinion. ★2
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-02-03
- Most of this comic was recycled from her... ★1
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Quiet you old dinosaur, or you'll get us... ★2
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- Yes. ★2
- Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03
- You know where I like it! (つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )... ★1
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- With your ass?
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- That's just your opinion. ★5
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- Explosm should rename the Comments to Op... ★5
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- -ϵ᪥᪥( ⊛ )϶-
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- I'm not shy about sharing my opinion wit... ★3
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- What a bunch of ageists . tRiGgErEd
- Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02
- A S S W E E K ! ★1
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02
- Short Day makes for a long day.
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02
- Somebody needs to pound his ass and make... ★3
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02
- You shot your load? No way! http://explo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02
- But in these, they either do nothing to ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- Especially when someone eats you out wit...
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- So this confirms that C&H characters are...
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- Ancho supposed to chew them first?
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- Is Rob filling in today because Kris ate...
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- What happened next? I'm so close! ★4
- Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01
- Bowling Ball Week! ★5
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- The spirit of the lion?
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- ☜╮(´ิ∀´ิ☜╮)
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- Here you go: https://youtu.be/b4ekk2ipKA... ★1
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- Of course, but watching paint dry is eno...
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- I only see a "comma" that's sadly crying... ★1
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- Trump likes a Russian D in the middle of... ★4
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- That always makes my penis kind of stiff...
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01
- Their itty-bitty baby fingers appearing ...
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
- Did Orangeshirt really say "rad"? The 19... ★6
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
- ORATLEASTBI! ★2
- Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-01-29
- Shouldn't Greenshirt be a lot more excit... ★1
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- I always knew you were secretly Jewish. ★1
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- So make sure to leave your adblocker on ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- Luckily, Rob is able to watch all the an... ★5
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- Was that Dorothy walking by? ★1
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29
- Pokémon GO led me to H&R Block for my fi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-28
- All your tax are belong to us. ★3
- Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
- The same way you milk any other Korean p... ★4
- Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
- My reaction when I heard about the new H... ★4
- Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28
- Dorothy eats dicks, not ticks. But the r... ★1
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
- My top porn request.
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
- Her Fenis. It's a Frap! ★2
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
- Heh, you're right. ★5
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28
- I hear there's an outbreak of it in Chin... ★5
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Thought I'd make your comment meaningles... ★2
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27
- I press F at least once a day, and twice... ★1
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27
- So did F-shirt. ★1
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27
- If she truly respected herself, she'd be... ★5
- Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-27
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Good thing I have no life. What an assho... ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- No, it's very soft and squishy; doesn't ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Slow the clap before it gradually intens... ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- So does Rob think this is relatable beca... ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- In the "I". ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- Yeah, getting lynched would be pretty de... ★4
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- How is this relatable content?? I don't ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- "no joke" is correct. ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27
- The first time was much more relatable. ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
- Yeah right. We all know you don't have a...
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
- Yes. ★1
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
- Well if she's not a mother already, she ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-25
- Hello Depressed. I'm Dad. ★2
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- What about Dick and Harry?
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Well shit then. http://explosm.net/comic...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Yup, they released Anne Frank 2: The Col... ★2
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- That explains The Golden Girls ★2
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- (_⊛_) ★4
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Jesus says he loves me, but I think he's... ★1
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- It's all in the wrist. ★1
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Here's Part 1: http://explosm.net/comics... ★6
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Sorry, I guess I should pull out occasio...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Don't expect the cloud walking asshat to...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- They're like tetherballs. ★1
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- is ★3
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25
- Think of the panels on the left as extra...
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
- Oh yeah, that big black God and his big ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
- If you turn God's head upside-down, he b... ★6
- Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24
- She stays put, emotionless, not saying a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- *SQUEEZE* ★1
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- I think Macs make better lube than PCs. ★1
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- So does that mean yours is a boomer comm...
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- https://www.pinterest.com/pin/4706965985...
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- Okay, now you've gone too far. ★2
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- Hey, we need people like that. It's more...
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- And the very worst of parents let Doroth...
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24
- Smashing it really improves the taste.
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22
- You can download some moments here: http... ★1
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22
- *dying in the moment. ★2
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22
- Be in the moment? Millennials prefer to ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22
- Triggered!
- Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22
- Boomer Week! And great Dave face rocking... ★3
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22
- I disagree that you disagree.
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22
- I read that as "chinese dudes". Probably... ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22
- I need to meet more Millenials. ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22
- to the fag.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- So the guy insisted on anal every time a... ★5
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- What do you expect? No mere mortal can m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- Judging by the phone logos, they're both... ★1
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- I'd be happy to download a cum into all ...
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- Two sides of the same threesome. ★3
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- That's called a "bra". You'll learn abou...
- Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21
- So Millenial guys don't have chins?
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- She said that she knows very little abou... ★3
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- Who threw paint on all those poor seagul... ★2
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- http://explosm.net/comics/1395/ ★4
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- Cool story, bro. ★2
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- Winner, winner!!! Chicken dinner! Chicke... ★1
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- ... And penises drool. It's perfectly no...
- Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21
- What a dick!
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- And people bone guns. https://youtu.be/4...
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- "Like a pump action firearm" TRIGGERED! ...
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- Humph, only one favorite and nobody flag...
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- #¿Qué?
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- That's also the same fapping stance I us... ★1
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- Which is better: Dave's version here or ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- They're all dressed in silk onesies. You... ★2
- Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20
- Damn, that guy went from 0 to 60 in an i...
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Who are you? And where is the happy man ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Thus proving the moon landing was faked....
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Now it's 2020. Instead of obsessing over... ★1
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Except when the jokes completely bomb . ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- After so many comics about it, 9/11 is a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20
- Then you should use your inside voice. ★3
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Well I'm glad we cleared that up. ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- This woman likes Grayshirt to use his ar... ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Plot twist: the woman getting fingerblas... ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- Double-fisting it? Greenshirt should giv... ★1
- Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19
- I write all my comments here with one ha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- I prefer AR. http://explosm.net/comics/5...
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- LPF? Liters Per Flush
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- January 26th will be the 15th anniversar... ★3
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- "Pokémon Goo" is what comes out when you...
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Thank you for finishing his sentence (an... ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- They only develop shit if they eat India...
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Username checks out. ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Considering the ads she's getting, I'd l... ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Not only is it healthy and thriving, but... ★5
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Yes it is. http://explosm.net/comics/842... ★2
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Big Tex. Just as hilarious as always.
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Where'd "u" come from? ★1
- Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17
- Does the tumor talk back? http://explosm... ★2
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- I doubt you're the only one here imagini... ★2
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- GUH! Wait, was it my turn next?
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- If it's still active, now's your chance!... ★2
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- Monty Python: I like Chinese, they're al... ★1
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- *phat. ★1
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17
- http://explosm.net/comics/5439/ A good w...
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- And so... he chose to eat that corpse be...
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- My personality type is a LAZY, which is ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- Furry and blue? ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Sorry, that's not a stick.
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- Yes, that delicious Indian food at Chipo...
- Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15
- This joke is shit. ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- So Dorothy is sucking off a guy who's al...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- I've been masturbating for 20+ years bec... ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Oh yes, magical countries of perfect hap...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Huh, weird that the comic link didn't wo...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Then the doctor has bunga bunga with pat...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Why are they giving him such a hard time... ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- And Cyanshirt just stands there at the e...
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Can I take viagra? ★1
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Why? Is your girlfriend a police officer... ★2
- Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15
- Plot twist: the doc's girlfriend is Gree...
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- That was the sound of my gimp mask unzip... ★1
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- It fits that you shout the N-word when y... ★1
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- You're getting your coffee from the wron... ★1
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- The boner is the best part. Words to liv... ★1
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- He says he's ready, but he's still fully... ★4
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- zzzziip
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- I wasn't talking about coffee.
- Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13
- I like mine with cream and two sugars.
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- This comic is actually a commentary on w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- Oh, whoops, today's comic is eggs3. I ha... ★1
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- Is it contagious? I've been feeling reht... ★1
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- Yup, Jesus and Dorothy are still at it. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- "Keep fucking that chicken!" The news br...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13
- I need a joint after witnessing her beau...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- I love Blueshirt's expression in the las... ★3
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- It's a completely different comic: http:...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- Easy: throw the hen in Greenshirt's face... ★2
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- I prefer not to wait.
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- I don't know why, but that sounds so dir...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- But a hen can...
- Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12
- Not that dumb?? Rob ended up drawing car... ★3
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- My sights were aimed at Ya Boi's comment...
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- I'm in tofu. Ta! ★2
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- Putting his mustache to good use.
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- I miss Sherlock. ★1
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- Par gay
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- Enjoy your Phil Collins nightmares (if y... ★3
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- This one provides suitable commentary. ★1
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- So you're Mormons? ★1
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- A cup of yellow snow. It's lemon flavore... ★1
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- ...sapien.
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- ...so far away: https://youtu.be/iIpfWOR... ★2
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- I was thinking the same thing. The only ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10
- Threesome intensifies ★4
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- Better than any Disney film. ★4
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- I didn't know you had children. ★2
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- Shaken, not stirred. ★2
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- Some past C&H takes on where babies come... ★5
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10
- Overpopulation is the reason we're despe... ★3
- Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08
- Since when is love involved?!? ★3
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- It's the Disney Industrial Complex (DIC)... ★2
- Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08
- Must be casual Friday if that's how he's...
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-08
- White nationalism: http://explosm.net/rc... ★2
- Comment to comic 5448 on 2020-01-08
- Suspended way up there, this'll teach hi...
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- No new comic yet so here's an rcg about ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- My cat's breath smells like cat food. ★1
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- Who are you?
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- I bet this place serves up a lot of appl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- With the sign pointing right into the ol...
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- ♂️ ★1
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- #fixyourcomicDave
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- Don't worry, poor old senile Garrett did... ★2
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- The original .png has a gray line extend...
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- Yup: http://explosm.net/comics/3843 And ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07
- That's a strange placement for a freeway...
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- Still no new comic today. Dave must be t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- And here is how Whiteshirt ended up in t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- I don't give a shit about your shit! htt... ★2
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- Better move fast Dorothy. You've got les... ★1
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- Did she take the shit to the orphanage?
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07
- No shit!
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06
- Johnson has a light-blue shirt and a gre... ★6
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06
- This comment contained 33% more shit tha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06
- Remember kids: always use protection. Gi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- I hope we get a Depressing Comic Week so... ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- I think I heard something about a brand ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- I had some cashews and almonds this morn... ★4
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Inorite? If I had a nickel for every tim...
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- I prefer velcro to zippers. There's less... ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Yes! And once we've destroyed all celebr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- And 2020 is a leap year, so we have to w... ★3
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- So is fucking california also known as c... ★3
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Wow, Rob is predicting a devastatingly b... ★4
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06
- Yup, this is straight from the climactic... ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- You can't stop entropy. ★1
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- So who has the booze now?
- Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03
- Talk about greedy! Just one pair of thos... ★1
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- Here's a song to usher in your New Year:...
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- Okay: a Double Irish, Dutch Sandwich is ...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-03
- ⬆ ★4
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- That's a cheap date night right there. ★1
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- My New Year's resolution is to get a lif... ★3
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
- Ask anything with a penis or asshole. So... ★2
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03
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- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
- What is it with Dave adding flat boob li...
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
- I got my New Years sparklers going. ★1
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
- While the most dangerous land predator i... ★1
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
- http://explosm.net/comics/5374/ The only... ★4
- Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-01
- That bear has sex with baby goats?! Jeal...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- It's good we have PornHub and the RPG, o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- We need a new Cyanide and Happiness supe...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- Yup. Here, he's singing The future's so ...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- Plot twist: he's not a creep at all, but...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- When I was younger, I well played a lot.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- *MMXIX
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- She must really be lonely if she gives h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- It's a better look than beating your wif...
- Comment to comic 5442 on 2020-01-01
- Three of the last four comics are from K... ★2
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01
- Lacks Thanos
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01
- I'd pay to watch that.
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01
- Comic Rewrite Contest! Panel 1: How's yo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01
- Good pun at the end, but the exposition ...
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Your face has a mane stain.
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- So if Gray's kid was laying right next t...
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Maybe
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- So you only like chicks in blackface? ★2
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- The big house. ★1
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Matt is always going around asking peopl...
- Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31
- Damn, that's one ugly baby. ★5
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- More importantly; does it taste like one...
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- blushes ★4
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- Some brown extremists visit me a few hou... ★3
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- So Blueshirt has three small dicks and o...
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- Is that why you're friends with them?
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- I'm pretty sure you can remove two of yo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31
- How about feeling me next ?
- Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29
- That depends on which part of you is bla...
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- This would be the ultimate WWE takedown ...
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- It was a shitty theme anyway.
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- This is a good activity for after eating...
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- 乁( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ)ㄏ ★2
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- Performance anxiety makes you feel like ...
- Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29
- Green accepted his money, so now it's ti...
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- This is what would happen if Oprah hande...
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- Where's today's comic? Come on Kris, sha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- With children all around I get really ha...
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- Kris jumped the shark , and it bit his l... ★2
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- http://explosm.net/comics/4154/ ★3
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-29
- (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ★1
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Or maybe it tastes like cyanide and happ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Does she have any single friends? Or sib...
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- You mean your Christmas quacker ? ★1
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- I wonder how Kris' leg tastes . ★2
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Ooo, burrrrn! Just like her vag. ★2
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Me next! ★2
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- This is how you make a gingerbread man: ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Because that's why.
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Fuck the shut up ★1
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- We still haven't seen the shark's tail. ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- Usually you have to pay to get screwed. ★1
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- It tends to cause abrasions.
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- Way ahead of ya.
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- How does he afford a hoe on a serf's sal... ★1
- Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28
- Hammered it?
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Have a Christy Merrmas, you heathens.
- Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28
- Sounds like a fun night!
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- Must've been browsing 8chan. ★2
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- guh What were you saying?
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- A life-size fish toy? I hope it was a bl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- Now we just need a Sharknado.
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- Spidershark?
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- You'll just get sunburned to death. ★4
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-25
- The crowd remained completely frozen in ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- We haven't seen either sharks' tail. Got...
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- The first gay shark week! ★1
- Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25
- Maybe some carpal tunnel in the wrist, a...
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- That bites. ★3
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- Don't crowd surf in a nosh pit. ★2
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- I prefer to flush my floaties. ★2
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- You mean blue shirt? ★1
- Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24
- It's all fun and games when someone eats... ★1
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24
- How could anybody ever tire of that?!
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- How long do you think it will be until t...
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- I saw mommy raping Santa Claus, holding ...
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- Thank you, that little story was just wh...
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- Saturday Night Live did it last weekend:...
- Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23
- Mommy's got daddy issues. ★2
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- Not nearly as bad as the burn you feel a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- You Canadians haven't rounded them all u...
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- THIS IS OFFENSIVE: http://explosm.net/co...
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- My role model.
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- As opposed to an Asiancock Elephant, whi...
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- There's a doorbell showing we're outside... ★3
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23
- No, that's for topping the Nice list.
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
- My local shopping mall has a white eleph...
- Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-21
- Santa says to touch the white elephant's... ★4
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- The Gregorian Calendar is for n00bs! ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- I'm partial to YarHarFiddleMyD, complete... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- Okay guys, time to take this under the m... ★4
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- I think I found the best pfp of anybody ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- It's the Ghost of Comments Past! Are you... ★4
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- You wanna see amateur scat webcamming? I... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21
- Wait, wha…? Damnit! Why didn't I think o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Killers before tillers. ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
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- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- *It's* too *depressed* and *jittery* to ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- SIP stands for Session Initiation Protoc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Like that ever stopped any of us before.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- The comic numbering used to jump around ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- The son shows no emotion at all. Jim sho... ★3
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Or it's Hell. Merry Satanmas! ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- You get no respect. ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Are you an alt of I read C&H when I poop... ★3
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- It means Jim is a zombie, back from the ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Looks like he got his wish. ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Ready Player One ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Jim was in the navy. He has illegitimate... ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- They're flying on a lavender couch throu... ★2
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Or you could also just call him gay. ★1
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Not true. I often buy gifts for other pe... ★4
- Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20
- Who are you? ★4
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- *vagina. ★2
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- Can I get a bulk discount?
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- No homo.
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- I'm sorry, it's pretty clear. You're rea... ★1
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- And it's a good thing too, because he ne... ★2
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- And if you rearrange the letters the boy... ★3
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- So if you got no titties at all you must...
- Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18
- I'm sorry, it's pretty clear. This comic... ★1
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- It's a Fap Off! ★2
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- Robobert looks like a complete freak wit...
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- You'll find out when he robo-sexts you.
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- I read all of his posts while I'm typing... ★3
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- Are you a member of the church, or do th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- Among other things (˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵) 8===D (... ★1
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- I keep a paper bag to put over their hea...
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18
- Those are purely cosmetic. His eyes are ...
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- ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
- Haha, what a loser, still making phone c...
- Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17
- That's his upload port, as far as I'm co...
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Even if he eats gluten?
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Like this? http://explosm.net/comics/465... ★1
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Okay, now do Hamlet.
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Why stop at kidneys? You could supply th... ★2
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Wait, where is this restaurant where you...
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- Now I understand your username! ★3
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- I reached out to the FDA but they never ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17
- The second panel is redundant. This comi...
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-17
- A golden shower?
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- That clip is the bees knees.
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- That's the latest buzz I heard.
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Your view of C&H's popularity needs a re... ★2
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- The two creeps stopped staring at the en...
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- I tried, but they only knew Chinese. ★1
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Dave spends a lot of time thinking about... ★3
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- They're not just any queens; they're dra... ★1
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Not great, but pretty good. The grammar ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- What a bunch of drama queens .
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Composed of B-roll footage from Charlott...
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- Buzz off, creeps. ★1
- Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16
- It's such a boring comic that the two ma... ★1
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-16
- Before or after they kill themselves? ★1
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- That's because the roofies are starting ...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- What's the last thing you saw?
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- So, a background in lacrosse, pumpkin-sp...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- Rob created a new recurring character! T...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- No punctuation? I smell Snipr with the A...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- Where'd they end up? Stomach? Ass? Hair?...
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
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- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞ξ ★1
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- 2000*
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15
- Damn, that hand is moving fast enough to... ★1
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
- Dinner's ready!
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
- The curse has lifted! http://explosm.net... ★5
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
- I really like the dead kid in the last p... ★2
- Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-14
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- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
- She's been catatonic for years.
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14
- I wasn't reading carefully, just skimmin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Out... side...?
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Three weeks until New Year! What sort of...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- That really muddles the lyrics of Santa ... ★1
- Comment to comic 777 on 2019-12-13
- Maybe.
- Comment to comic 777 on 2019-12-13
- I guess now the only thing left to do is...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- But all she'll get is a pile of boxes. A... ★3
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ★4
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Seeing that you're still here is way mor...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Fapping ★4
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- lame
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- It could have been worse. That baby only... ★4
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Have you ever been in a cockpit before? ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Can't. The mom died during childbirth.
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Nope. Never seen Game of Throngs either.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- *years ★2
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Maybe the guy has both a cock and clit. ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- Your comment makes for the perfect reply...
- Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13
- You can't make me!
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- But even for a cold-blooded killer, karm... ★3
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- How can we tell? They'd be concealed.
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Shhh, it's wabbit season! ★1
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Uh oh, she sprung a leak! Find something... ★3
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- I find carrot's to be a little pointy, b... ★1
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Be glad you're not getting as many negat... ★3
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Pffft, that chameleon made a classic ama...
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Check out how good the humor is at conce... ★6
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Don't tell anyone about this, ok? zzzzip...
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Why is Blueshirt so scared of that tiny ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Check out how good my trouser snake is a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- Is your character named Dorothy?
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- He's pretty good at concealing his conce... ★1
- Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11
- <I'm concealing my comment. Don't tell a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- In middle school he was only a semicolon...
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- Talk about a Rocky Mountain High...
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- Walmart's website in Canada had some hil... ★5
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- Also known as Viagra.
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- He's gripping the tip.
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- "Kris is punctual." ★4
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- It looks like Blueshirt is trying to cov...
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11
- But how are you supposed to motorboat 'e...
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10
- How about jumping on a phallus? ★1
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10
- Santa flies all around the world deliver... ★1
- Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10
- So that's why Byrd hasn't been around mu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- ba dum tss r/imshot
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- Nah, there's a line of visitors to see D...
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- You'd expect a retirement home made enti... ★4
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- Should I stay or should I go now? If I g... ★2
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- Turquoise-shirt deserves to be "retired"...
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- So the Chinese guy is dead? Who will mak...
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- r/imdeepina14yearold ★3
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- It looks like they were playing tic-tac-...
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- Why? Do Chinese guys have X-shaped eyes?...
- Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10
- I'm not falling for that again. ★6
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10
- That's what he said.
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10
- "the Dorothy", hallowed be her name. ★4
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- I'm surprised nobody has used the fourth... ★3
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Oh, those crazy Europeans https://youtu....
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Reading one of your comments. ★5
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Yes, I call my penis "home" as well.
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Bust here for the jizz ★2
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- and behold!
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- that rhymes Did Anne not give you the bi...
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Fist!!
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- That's Usernames are for pussies. ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- No, I want pants that tell people their ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- That's quite the bold touch you've got t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- tl;dr: "happy birthday, you fucktard". ★2
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- I want pants with that stitched across t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Go on... ★1
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- I kept waiting for the self-insert to ta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09
- Pfft , go big or go home. Dave, go home.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-09
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- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
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- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- Suicide is painless, it brings on many c...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- Don't worry, he'd never allow any patien... ★5
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- A Prince Albert piercing helps cut down ...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- Heavy petting? ★1
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- Now we're talking! But is it covered by ...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- I'd prefer that over a musical the rapis...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- I'll take a dozen, please. ★1
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- You copied him wrong; he didn't capitali... ★4
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- He's clearly untouched afterward. Do the...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- Only the darker ones. If it's made from ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
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- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- I called and all I got was heavy breathi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08
- It's not physical therapy. It's pressure... ★2
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-07
- I bet making all these therapist comics ...
- Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-07
- So, was this supposed to be a pun that h...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- It turned out the shits were inside him ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- You could also switch to the RPG. Here's...
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- Hey, this comment had a favorite yesterd...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- I know of Pino's site and the Discord ch... ★1
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- I had to look it up. I wonder if "horse"...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- They help with my kegels.
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- 3GB of hentai is way easier to justify t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- It's short day, so no new comic. Here's ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- I prefer it when Jesus is T-bagging. ★1
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07
- Letdowns like this are why I always carr...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Good children suck. ★2
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Or a bull. ★1
- Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-06
- Yeah, Puss in Boots would be too stringy... ★1
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- I have nothing clever to reply to this. ★1
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Hey, last night I was doing that in the ...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Just make sure to put some air holes in ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- She had an older brother and the two of ...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Her mouth is full.
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Starring the two of them. ★2
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- He gave her a dose of reality for Christ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- For Christmas, he's giving her the birds...
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- Shit guy gives a one! ★2
- Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06
- I wonder what's in the boxes.
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-06
- Welcome to C&H. ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Your wallet? ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Then put the hat on her taxidermy. Why d... ★2
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Licks from a cat o' nine tails will heal...
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Your mind is my whorehouse. Great PH cha...
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- you spicy little tart
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- He's underneath the cocaine. ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04
- Have a lick and find out ★2
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- Would Dorothy qualify?
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- She's relapsing http://explosm.net/comic...
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- "Look at me, I'm such an idiot fucken ge...
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- This would have been better without clot... ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- HOHOHOHO ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- If I'm with someone Irish, I try to imag...
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- OOoooooh, she likes him! Blueshirt and G... ★1
- Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
- If only I had a nickel for every time I'... ★1
- Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03
- I wonder what he does for Giving Tuesday... ★3
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- I prefer to nut in a millennial's shell.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03
- So are Orange and Green. Orange is even ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- That's a balloon.
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- Yes, and the "I can explain!" line, beca...
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03
- I wonder if swallows swallow. ★4
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02
- It all started as a flight of fancy . ★1
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02
- That would really ruffle my feathers . ★1
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02
- More cushion for the pushin! ★1
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02
- Ouch, being cheated on really stings . ★3
- Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02
- Is this meant to be a pun about "honey"?... ★2
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- I want to see Part 1! http://explosm.net... ★3
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- Make sure it has Wi-Fi so we get live st...
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- The defendant is orange, so obviously th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- Why isn't Orangeshirt cheering? He was j... ★1
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- Just leave your one brown eye open for h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- This is Cyanide and Happiness. We've all... ★1
- Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02
- the Insult Comic Dog!
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- Only because their accountants are all J... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- Jennifer Lawrence did. ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- It was a gift. The Holocaust: the gift t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- I'm morally lost. Does that count? ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- I already purged yesterday after Thanksg... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- Ever heard of a search engine? ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- fap fap fap fap fap ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- I'm jealous of the pounding this guy's a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- I've been watching for an hour and there... ★1
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- It looks like he's being trampled by a b... ★5
- Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01
- blackly ★2
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- We don't have a late harvest time; you h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Just informing people. waves hands "The ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- A solid 7/10? So the other 3 times it's ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- is* like. ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Now you tell me! Consider my dignity sub... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- I'm thankful that I was born early enoug... ★3
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Are you sure she doesn't have enough bal...
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Is Ash using his ark to smuggle ivory? H... ★2
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- Also, an adult wearing a backwards baseb... ★2
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30
- How is he still able to fit in the same ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- Maybe he's expecting... puts on sunglass... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- The better question is: Why aren't you? ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- Just? Alien sex is the best! I watched a...
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- All the water was removed from their bod... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- What a bitch! ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29
- Have you ever seen a grown man naked? ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
- I bet the hull of his boat is packed wit... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
- Favorite* This is Murica! ★3
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
- The bigger they are, the harder they cum... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
- The horse and cow are a couple, and the ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27
- And if you don't, his mob friends will c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- I'm hoping all the commenters with good ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- In before Dorothy comments about spreadi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- He's just helping to spread her genes: h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- I feel like the lack of favorites here m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- Huh, this one came up on its own. Unlike... ★4
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- I was skeptical at first. But after seei... ★2
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- Her shocked face is probably a result of... ★1
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- That kid is really going places. ★3
- Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27
- You mean he's not supposed to be Wolveri... ★1
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- He's gone to a better place: Not here. ★1
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- Oooo, buuurrrrrnnn ★1
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- Yes, I'm the satisfaction department hea...
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- btich* ★2
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- The Simpsons had pistol whipping and ass... ★1
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- There should be a deodorant commercial a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- The magic word!
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- I'm pretty good with a fuck.
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- Tfw I misspell a word while criticizing ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- First! ★1
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- -1 point for being so immature you don't... ★5
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- Whoosh
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- And he's a nice guy once you get to know... ★2
- Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27
- Are you Pervin's alt?
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-27
- And now this comic has been switched fro...
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-27
- Oh... I don't know... it's just that... ...
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- The first three takes didn't go well. ★1
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- His mouth in the second panel looks like... ★5
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- We pay good money for these comics! ★3
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- You'd think having a gigantic dick would...
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- Thank you Dave ★4
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- I'd say she knows you intimately, nice g...
- Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26
- No comic for November 24th? ★1
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
- The population clock?
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26
- I counted three, then became too excited... ★1
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Do you notice any trends with hair? Or l...
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Well that's not creepy at all.
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Still counts! ★4
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Icee cream? ★1
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- You want to victimize traps? Use pork.
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- It would have been fun to sit next to hi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- *chopsticks ★1
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- So remember: if you're going to talk to ...
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25
- Is that your erector detector, or are yo... ★3
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23
- I don't know why Blueshirt looks so offe... ★7
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23
- Oh yeah, it definitely looks solid... so...
- Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23
- Oh I get it, it's like one of those game...
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- My bad ★2
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- If fuck is boring, you're doing it wrong... ★1
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- It Surfaces ? I guess it was a floater. ★6
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- Maybe that's where Sir Positive went? ★1
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- I'll take most anything as a sign of con... ★2
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- Eat more fiber. ★5
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- Did you just assume his orientation?! TR...
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- You just know that this is a sexual feti...
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- What’s the worst that could happen?
- Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23
- Was the photo in an old tweet?
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
- So you're a crazed pedophile who wears s...
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
- Nah, he's just Metro.
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
- Could a vampire get drunk by sucking the...
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23
- My penis doubled as an elephant for Hall...
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
- My penis looks like a tardigrade. Same s...
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
- Whose penis was it? ★2
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
- One dick! ah, ah, ah Two dicks! ah, ah, ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22
- raises head raises other head
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-22
- #BoobLivesMatter ★1
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- FAPPING NOISES
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- atroshus* ★1
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- Wait, so every time I was marked down fo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- Modern day English is the universal lang... ★4
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- How do the hormones affect musical abili...
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- It's a touchscreen. ★1
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-20
- Flagged Other: Double dipping ★1
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-20
- Flagged Other: Crack baby ★1
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- Cancer. ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-20
- It's even easier when the police arrest ...
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- Um... so in the lower-right corner of th...
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- Judging by that retro computer terminal ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- We're waiting. It's been an hour and you...
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- It looks like he just stepped out of the...
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- That was just God turning back on the au... ★4
- Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20
- And not in a good way.
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-20
- Uh oh, someone had to repost a comment a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-19
- Can't wait to see where she hid her trun...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- I'd like to enforce my cock in your ass....
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Don't knock masturbation! ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- For those who don't know, Mr. Misspell h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- When it comes to age, I prefer "don't as... ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Other: Future school shooter. ★3
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Did someone say facial ? ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Ok Boomer ★1
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- He was really fired up when he wrote tho...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- It's already in use by spammers: http://...
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
- It appears one of her nipple feathers is...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- It's not even close anymore now that you... ★3
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
- The party was a gas! When they think bac...
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- He was fired for using "wanna" and "ur".... ★2
- Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18
- Size King
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
- Hey, why doesn't the white guy get eyebr...
- Comment to comic 5406 on 2019-11-18
- I'm sure the SWAT boobs will go down in ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
- Cocks actually have a purpose. ★3
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-18
- This has been linked twice before.
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
- Or a whole plate of dicks. https://youtu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
- Are you coming on to me?
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
- For One Million Dollars!
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18
- Technically, the difference is also a bi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- Your face has a depression, and I'm goin...
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- gaay! ★2
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- Pfp checks out.
- Comment to comic 183 on 2019-11-16
- Started with a tug, ended with a twist.
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- Your face is depressing. Get a real pfp.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- That's some roadkill they picked up on t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- They're suffering from a bad case of jok... ★3
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- Hat dare hoe
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- And then there's weight fuck: http://exp... ★6
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- Depressing Comic Week!
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- I prefer hate fuck to wait fuck. ★1
- Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16
- His condition is so bad that he sees his... ★3
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
- It warms the heart to see such internati... ★2
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16
- Second!
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- His doctor told him to start eating more... ★3
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- Yup
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- That's money? It looks to me like two ra...
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- It all goes straight to my thighs. ★1
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- Can your replies not suck tho?
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- Hi there Bad With Money, I'm Fellatio De...
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- Greenshirt needs a sign that says "Can't...
- Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15
- At least he's honest.
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- alopecia?
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- I usually just call them holsters.
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- ⛓ ★1
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- So they're all a bunch of classic Little...
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- Touché ★1
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- Shush, you're giving away all the secret...
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- All the violins in video games is leadin... ★4
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- ☝ ★1
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- His eyes are up there.
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- #
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- No matter how much I tilt my screen, I s... ★5
- Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15
- Well if that's a brown recluse spider, w... ★5
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-15
- So… a boring train wreck?
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
- #fixyourcomicDave ★1
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
- Maybe it's hair gel. Like in There's Som... ★2
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
- Is there a difference between the first ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13
- Relatable.
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- So, a skirt?
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- He cut himself while shaving his nuts. ★2
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- That guy looks like a real nutter.
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- And if Comfort can't be found working th...
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- I attempted to expose the great conspira... ★2
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- Or if you have a UTI, but then the blood...
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- Liar!
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
thumped- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- eMoTiOn
- Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12
- He's just shaking a ketchup bottle, rela...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- A fucking cloud: https://pbfcomics.com/c...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Last Week Tonight must have been particu... ★1
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- It was a plane. ★2
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- By the way, I love Noodles. https://yout...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Spent two days straight stuffing my face...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Pot, meet kettle.
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- ¯\ (ツ) /¯ ★2
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- And then, kill your schtick. ★1
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Your replies are disappointing. ★5
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Your reply is a turd. ★2
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- One can hope!
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Yes and yes.
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12
- Racist!
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- hurt a lass
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- Who needs a heart when a heart can be br...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- The doc is re-enacting what it looked li...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- Doc: You're single now, right? Wanna get... ★1
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- hard of ass
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- Who needs a heart when a heart can be br...
- Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-11
- Better luck next time!
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- After receiving a positive diagnosis, hi... ★1
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- Link? For a friend... ★1
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- It's stardate 56844.9.
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- Invaluable while drunk.
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- I... huh... adds a laser pointer and duc... ★1
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- My cat's breath smells like cat food.
- Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11
- You take some pills, and they cause a la...
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Sure sure, it's SpongeBob's hat, the fac... ★4
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Yup, they fall really, really far under ...
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Instead, he colored them first! ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11
- Don't swear, asshole.
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
- Did someone say Come-On Man? ♂️ ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
- So the hip replacement switched his dad ...
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
- Well yeah, your eyes are just holes in a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
- cAnE aNd BaCkWaRdS hAt WeEk ★1
- Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10
- Identical? Ha! You must be blind not to ...
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
- And there are A LOT of snozberries in th...
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
- That would be really creepy to have a fa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10
- Does he have a horsecock?
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- Why's your skin so pale? You some kind o...
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- Your comment just gave me flashbacks. ★1
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- This is what happens when you fail at a ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- I bet you're looking forward to testing ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09
- This whole situation could have been avo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09
- Only on Tuesdays.
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09
- It's not the size that counts, it's how ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
- We need a real address, not just a web a... ★2
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
- a fleshy wind bag So they're talking out... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
- That's lacist!
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
- Were you pretty excited when those moder... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08
- So if a teal dad has a green son, does t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- And judging by the door and wall in the ...
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- Nah, the son is angry. I think it's for ...
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- Who is the dad giving a thumbs up to in ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06
- The second panel is the kid shut inside ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- What's the difference?
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Other friends? ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- That's the nurse, not the doctor. Can't ...
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- "I Have fears of Being Strapped To a Ope... ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Sex is free children. ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Or how about: https://youtu.be/sTW7qHFrz... ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Well that takes half the fun out of it. ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Have you heard of Viagra? ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Somehow, it's not surprising you of all ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- *erective
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Pinocchio just wanted a rhinoplasty, but... ★1
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Is it pedophilia as well as necrophilia ...
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Any time you visit the doctor and it's f...
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- The surgery was just the doctor sawing t...
- Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06
- Sweet, a free box! ★3
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- Enjoy a long and prosperous life! And at... ★4
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- What to do when your genie is being a sm... ★3
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- Are you Pervin Mervin's alt? ★1
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05
- Always. ★1
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
- Repeat. ★1
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
- Okay, I wish for six wishes! ★2
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
- Okay, I wish for five wishes! ★1
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- Yup, I live in a state where 16 is the a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- She must be adopted/stolen. Nobody would...
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
- And a rose in its mouth! ★1
- Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04
- I wish Kris posted his comics earlier. ★4
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- #MeToo ★2
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- That assumes they're both conscious and ...
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- Or maybe it's a ruse for special attenti...
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- A barely legal bitch. ★3
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- Those names are because the wall behind ...
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- And now Kris erased the dot that was the...
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- They're all avoiding the mosquito above ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5393 on 2019-11-04
- Yup, blue text with a red awning is best...
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- keep all your letters lower case. ★2
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- Why don't you take your wife's life with...
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- It could have been interpreted as the mo...
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- Brothel Rape? http://explosm.net/comics/... ★1
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04
- Also, reciting the sexual conquests of t... ★3
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
- What a great deal for Tealshirt. Two bir... ★7
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
- No shit! ★1
- Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03
- Should read: "But, at least he died in G... ★1
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03
- Being tied together is probably what the... ★1
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-03
- It's no wonder people in there sweat. Th...
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
- In the last panel, it looks like Blueshi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
- Insolent kid. It's not like sweat grows ...
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
- Wouldn't the back door be Dan's Fanny Re... ★1
- Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02
- I thought you'd be used to collars by no... ★4
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- K. You'll want to hug him while he murde...
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- C. So appropriate!
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- Q. A very creative idea, and took a lot ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- T. I'm not going to be comfortable aroun...
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- It's for all to enjoy.
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-02
- Bend over for your reward. ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- So is your Johnson pfp looking at the Gr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- That's the other 364 days of the year. ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- His body will release greenhouse gases a... ★4
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- I'll help edge all of you ladies ( ͡° ͜ʖ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- I also like fucking millennials! ★6
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- This comic is lit! ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- 0.0 ★1
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- I wonder how long it took them to collec... ★2
- Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30
- here. ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Nope, I'm always completely serious. The... ★3
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- You may be on to something. The speech l... ★2
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Huh? ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Smoke. And yes. ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- How does the doc's mirror stay in place ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- It can go in and out. For a fun time, tr... ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- We all need more cock ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- That doctor must be a ventriloquist if h... ★1
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-30
- Well that's aiya-ronic, JackieChan-Chan!... ★1
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- Listening is an f art. ★3
- Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30
- What? ★1
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
- Still Staring After you watch for long e... ★3
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
- Like a record, baby...
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
- I was hoping that if I stared at Blue lo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29
- Now if only Kris, Rob, and Dave could le... ★4
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28
- Watching him... it's hypnotic... I'm fee... ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- If they come back for more, the next ste...
- Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28
- Like a record, baby: https://youtu.be/fp... ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- If bullies are bothering you, try lickin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- F!
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- I prefer Ninety Nut November. ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Someone needs to judge whether you resol... ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Gay-Wad Gang Bang? ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- I hired a merconare once. The rash he le...
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Because of you. As soon as you leave, we... ★5
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Then how about you hold some of my manha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Hey, my manhandle is down here! ★1
- Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28
- Green looks disappointed in the last pan...
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
- You're shitting me! ★2
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
- If you gaze long enough into an abyss, t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
- Faux
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28
- How does that still happen at your age?!... ★1
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- STD = Suddenly Toasted Dick ★5
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- Yo mama so fat, I had to hike up to reac... ★1
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- Are you sure she isn't British, and tryi... ★6
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- I think she mighta been a volcano. Still... ★4
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- I think we should put it to a vote. ★1
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- If by "year" you mean "weekend". ★3
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- It tastes like one too.
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- Is "hiked up" some sort of euphemism the...
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- applesauce ★1
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- He seems oddly satisfied with having his...
- Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27
- So does he now have a bun in the volcani... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-27
- In that case, I hope it wasn't consent! ★2
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- I don't think your weed was very pure.
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- "This one didn't even inspire creative c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Sure seems like Scooby enjoys it. ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Is that Dutch?
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Yup, the rapist ejaculates while the rap... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Greenshirt seems very bum med out.
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Then remove the gag from their mouth the... ★2
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- With your pfp, shouldn't that be Twitter... ★2
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- She has a left arm, partially blocked by... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Why do you keep it so close? Is it used ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- And then Green passed the smoke back int... ★1
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- 8.10 ?
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- If you blow in my ass, it will inflate m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- Blowing smoke up someone's ass was once ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26
- They're surrounded by cocaine. Greenshir... ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- He'd be a redhead?
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- da bum kiss ★2
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- Really?! I'm going to start using Auto-C... ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- Here's another pair of AIDS. ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- Keep going, you've got me about 3/4 of t... ★4
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- Say, I was going going to fuck that ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26
- You want to be blonde? ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
- I prefer quick, dirty pulls.
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
- Nerd! ★2
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
- But you let his spelling of "grammar" sl... ★1
- Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25
- How strong do you have to be to pull all... ★2
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- Why does Orangeshirt have a head made of... ★1
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- After such a tragic loss, Greenshirt des... ★2
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- He ? Did you just assume the shithead's ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- A very dark interpretation of this comic...
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- Cocaine toilet paper? Hmm, now I'm wonde... ★1
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- Well yeah, of course they'll try again, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- Comment of the week/month/year ★3
- Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23
- Fight your political beliefs. SCREW ME. ★1
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- Like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffa... ★3
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- You guy's have elections? I thought whic... ★5
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- I was waiting for exactly this comment. ★4
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- Definitely watch out for that godspeed. ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- Actually, fucking twins is a lot of fun....
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- hhnnnngghuuh ★1
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- Reach-around job
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- !gnilkcit ton ,on hO
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22
- No, that's Untamed64. ★1
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-21
- If you insist ★1
- Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
- Yes, but while you're bent over, the res... ★1
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-21
- O Hell
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-21
- I do. I like to hide presents for future... ★4
- Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-21
- Yeah, but what about #722? ★8
- Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
- If only Kris had some motivational poste... ★7
- Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21
- first bitches then stitches ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I'd accuse you so we could get the chant... ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I have two so I still have one to wear w... ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- And I shall be watching some different P... ★5
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I wish it were. That'd be a lot more fap... ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- ...his mom. ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Have you tried wearing a disguise? ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Are you talking about C&H, or just your ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I hate to break it to you, but... ★3
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- With that uncanny family resemblance, it...
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- You really need to find Anne Frank and h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- 1337 speak in French? That's too classy ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- I'll have some of that pumpkin cream pie... ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Who does Number 2 work for?!? ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Huh? Someone stole Gecko's artwork? ★1
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Why isn't Blueshirt happy? His tie and m... ★3
- Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21
- Hey, I'm so sorry to hear about your son... ★2
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Anything? http://explosm.net/comics/3278... ★7
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Did you learn that from your clock? ★1
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- A plushy sex cult. They're a bit weird, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- #Nadernadfixyourcomments ★3
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Nope, I have more important things to do... ★4
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Rob has a pattern of hearing voices: htt... ★1
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- He says wait for it in the fourth panel,... ★3
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- the best time, hands down my pants ★1
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Greenshirt is sweating in the fourth pan... ★4
- Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19
- Pole-land ★4
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- ★1
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Once they're potty trained, they're "of ...
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- ★3
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Bend over and I'll show you. ★1
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Hey you came on my back!
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- Your mom lived for the first time last n... ★4
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19
- I think the joke is that the doctor does... ★4
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- The joke here is that none of them are w... ★2
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- I don't think there is one. http://explo... ★5
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- That's two Kris comics in a row about do... ★1
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- I, too, like to be pleased in elaborate ... ★6
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- Kris, you forgot to change the sample te... ★6
- Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18
- In other words, suicide. ★2
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- And Dorothy needs everybody
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- Relatable
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- "POTUS" stands for "President Of The Uni... ★1
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- That pun is too painful. http://explosm.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- If he's a predator, then shouldn't the c...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18
- Because my low wage I am still commentin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-16
- Drunk babies are even cuter in real life...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- He eats butterflies? No wonder they view...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- Can confirm.
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- Knowing what Cosby was up to at the time... ★3
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- He only fucks orange butterfly butts? We...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- You really suck at math. ★1
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- No, but I heard somewhere that they can ...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- That must be one dumb redhead if the but... ★2
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- Or maybe butterflies. ★2
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- And now Dave removed the third panel tex... ★1
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- Why does Orangeshirt agree that he's a p...
- Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16
- Oh ow. Three in one hole.
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- Laughs at poor people ★4
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- And too drunk to realize it's a soiled d...
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- Prophetic. ★1
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- The semen holds the cocaine together to ...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15
- Yup, Kris could be charged with attempte... ★2
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- You are a pile of cocaine. ★3
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- Where did Blue get the bottle in the las... ★1
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- Don't Kink Shame!
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- I think it says BEER ★2
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- The technical term for 21 in baby years ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15
- You know he's hardcore when he wears a d...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15
- I beg to differ!
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15
- Oh, I think I've seen this one!
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15
- That comment goes perfectly with your pf...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- Tell me more
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- Dooo it, dooo it, dooo it, dooo it
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- The best kind of hooker.
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- So...….. a blowjob? ★1
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- "Kris women"? Are you saying Kris owns t... ★2
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- I tried this treatment on my mom when I ...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- And since all gay people go to Hell, tha...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- Kiss of death? The patient closed his mo...
- Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13
- You consider an erection to be unrespons... ★1
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- I can beat that . I did it in under a mi...
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Holy shit, a greeting! ★2
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- After every blowjob: I felt a great dist... ★3
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Most people can't visit prison, which is... ★1
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- racist ★1
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Exactly. In the beginning I was just a s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-13
- I was missing some! Here are two more I ...
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Broken teeth are pronounced teef ★1
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- How about a Michael Jackson mask? Becaus... ★2
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Dave changed it! He added the paw grippi... ★2
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Here's the demonetized version: https://...
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- And as every predator knows, Blueshirt w... ★7
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- Given the size of that bear's belly, tho... ★4
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- I'm now going to rip out the intestines ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- I'm sure they will eventually. Just bear... ★2
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13
- The bear's mouth in the last panel remin... ★2
- Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-12
- Why does the bear have boob lines?
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- Is De'Quan the brother of De'Fuk? ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- Bald people are hideous
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- I bet you helped... to egg them on! Good...
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- By Colonel Mustard? ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- Are the nude photos any good? How easy o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- "he feels lonely :( pray 4 him" Okay. De...
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- The autocorrect changed "they're" to "th... ★3
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- How about he use that knife to cut off Y... ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- There's only one way to fix your grief, ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- PSES was hoping to stick some different ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12
- She faded out of our timeline in the sec... ★3
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- Have something in your throat? ★1
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- These are the only Kris faces with teeth... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- I posted that link when this comic first... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- Did you just call Cynthia's black boyfri... ★4
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- Whoa, how have I not heard of this singe...
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12
- Nah, today is Thursday, so they released...
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germa... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- By copy-pasting mouths he already drew i... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- I'm not sure if you pay any attention to... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- Life could be a dream, sweetheart Sh-boo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- If the mouths can sing, they could be an... ★1
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- I'd force them to make lots of wet smack...
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- Such purty mouths https://youtu.be/nLEL-...
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- Blueshirt sewed it together from the fac... ★2
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- I'd quit my day job and name those five ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11
- How am I supposed to compete with that?!... ★7
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11
- Dick 'n' Dookie
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11
- I'll be telling scary stories. I'm worki...
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11
- I thought those always went hand in hand...
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
- (8o)
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
- Sshhhhh ★2
- Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09
- Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for brea... ★2
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- Niggard? ★1
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- I prefer to beat them with a salami.
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- "who the fuck wants to buy a toy tongue"... ★2
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- So, is he the masturbating-dog killer, o... ★5
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- Or what he had in head... once it was re... ★1
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- As soon as he starts eating more fiber. ★6
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- So if he cums in her like that, will she... ★5
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- And by knowing his true name, you now co...
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- I read your comment to the tune of Somet... ★1
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- Blue shirt is named Jack? ★1
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- Did you at least get another cousin out ... ★2
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- Wow, that's quite the persPECTIVE on his...
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- George W. Bush ? How does that developme... ★4
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- In the second panel, he's become a cyclo...
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- Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-27
- His head is melting! ★3
- Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27
- I'll tickle your throat.
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- So did you choose abstinence, or did the...
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- I never thought I'd say these words: tha...
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- Got a tickle in your throat?
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- I'm pretty sure all of us here are only ... ★5
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- The soldier was in camouflage though, wh...
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- Do you care which species provides the c...
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- Rocky Mountain oysters?
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- So are Blueshirt's past failures now spa... ★1
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- I had a roommate once who would randomly...
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- Dads are mental ★1
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- Can they do that too?
- Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
- "At least two years old." That's my usua...
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- Nice try, now stop hoarding the treasure... ★1
- Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25
- His father sure looks hammered.
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- Shouldn't that be purrrfect ?
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- I like how the presence of a mustache is... ★3
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- Whether that's a mistake depends on what... ★1
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- I really liked it at first, but in my op...
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- That's what they want you to think! ★2
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- That's what she said
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- So it came from the morgue?
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- I'd say more like a blobfish: https://na...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- Repetition legitimizes ★2
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- I'll give them ten minutes. Checks gun
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- Φ: and Ω:
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- Same. This is me: http://explosm.net/com... ★2
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- Lots of groans. Mmmmmnnnng.
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- So millennials are into MILFs? I bet the...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- And here's how it's done: http://explosm... ★3
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20
- This guy has two dicks: http://explosm.n... ★4
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
- But I hate repetition!! ★1
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
- I thought it looked a bit like a cartoon... ★1
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
- Russian priests sprayed holy water over ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18
- So he's ynnart? ★1
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- What, would you leave your dick at home?... ★4
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- Dick jokes for the loss!
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- This must be the same restaurant, always...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- Blue shirt looks remarkably bored in the...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- Now I'm left wondering what his mom is p...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- I don't get it...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- He really takes after his parents. His t...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- Didn't your parents teach you to not tal... ★1
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- So for him, masturbation is an incestuou...
- Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17
- ... 2 dicks equals 8 rounds of fun!
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- http://explosm.net/comics/3470/ ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- Relatable.
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- I'll pitch, catch, quarterback, dunk, ru... ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- Now all fluids only go into you. ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- ◉_◉ I'm enlisting tomorrow ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- How is the AI quoting me? It must listen... ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- I'm not racist, but... http://explosm.ne... ★3
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- You carry your mom's hand with you? ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- So does this count as Positive Pressure ...
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- Pressure lips against my wound for a fre...
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- You sound like you're under a lot of pre...
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17
- Our Server has returned! Hallelujah! ★1
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16
- And finally, Blue realized the secret ha... ★2
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16
- So, is he going to kick Blue's ass now? ...
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16
- How can he plug an open wound with apple... ★3
- Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-16
- I wish I could favorite this more than o... ★2
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Could you get us a friends and family di...
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Oh dam bees
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Gray shirt seems happy with the way thin...
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Why would I want to do that? ★1
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Be home sad. ★2
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- A fucking time traveler is the best kind... ★3
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Maybe Kris is trying to tell us somethin...
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- She kind of deserved that joke after giv... ★4
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- That was the best week of my life.
- Comment to comic 5352 on 2019-09-16
- Apparently she was full after succing hi...
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- Fuck Off!
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- (•̀o•́)ง
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- ECHO ECHo ECho Echo echo
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- I'd like to watch.
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- -In-The-Bum ★3
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- I've always wondered why they're called ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- I'm impressed you waited until marriage ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- I had the same thought while driving pas... ★3
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16
- You need to have a hat off to decide who... ★2
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- I prefer "Meet cut moms for love adventu... ★5
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- turkey-slaps Green shirt ★1
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- I don't know, but the chimney was smokin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- Shoot man, if your eyes are closed, I ca... ★4
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- This reminds me of my Halloween costume ... ★2
- Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-15
- First!!! Wowweeee
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
- My karma ran over their dogma. ★2
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
- I'll pay for the kids. But not much. I c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15
- It's a coded message! Y I K E S Yes I Ki... ★5
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- You need better friends. No wonder you h...
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- Yo mama.
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- It's been at https://www.kongregate.com ★2
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- The hospital really needs to stop allowi... ★3
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- Oh, I already had one before I got here.... ★3
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- Well we don't know if she had a son. And... ★1
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- Can I be fucked next? ★2
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- And you need to fill out Form 93, sign a... ★1
- Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14
- Plot twist: it was the boss' baby.
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-14
- Do milkshakes count as a drink? ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- Thbbbbt. Sharter. ★2
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- How about a platter full? https://youtu.... ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- ★2
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- If he's lucky
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- I'll expose myself for payment. ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- And trades a blowjob for some gin! ★4
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- Are we talking Rangi Hetet or Veranoa He... ★3
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- Plot twist: they're at Chuck E. Cheese's... ★3
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- That chick's got some nice tail. ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- It's an exclusive list. You need the rig... ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- The joke here is that people in the US c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- ★2
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13
- Well yeah, thousands went bang just in t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11
- If you want a blowjob, you gotta treat a... ★3
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11
- No, it's an* interogitatoral Interrogati... ★1
- Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11
- I'd suck a Klondike Bar for a dick. ★2
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- They're taking a lot more than ten minut...
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- Imhotep... Imhotep... Imhotep ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- MR. THICCYES ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- Send Nudes. http://www.smbc-comics.com/c... ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- engorged noises ★3
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- Is that a Glock in your pocket or are yo...
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- Curseit, Rob ★2
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11
- This machs up to 5 for CYNTHIA once Kang... ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- There's not enough sucking in this world...
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Teen Spirit? ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Dr. Lecter really isn't putting in the s... ★2
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-10
- Plagiarism!
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Hammered this ★1
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- -ny day . Why yes, it is lovely outside....
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Question mark.
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- Because I'm giving you a head start mean... ★4
- Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10
- The Most Dangerous Game ★2
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- http://explosm.net/comics/648/ ★6
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- I like how the entire toilet factory is ...
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Call me the Ass M ass ter . Nobody can t...
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Have you flown in a Boeing jet lately? ★1
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- The quality ass urance amb ass ador has ...
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Of course. But what isn't?
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- That chocolate kiss ain't no Hershey's.
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10
- Explosm HQ is a shit factory, not a toil... ★6
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
- Just? Some people have all the luck.
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
- The hazing process when being hired ther... ★2
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
- Rob gets just a little too happy around ...
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
- What a shitty job.
- Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09
- Suddenly, Nebraska has become a whole lo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- The correct term is "blasphemy". Every s... ★3
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- He taught Han. And guess why they call h... ★2
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- You Nick ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- Where do you remember seeing it last?
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- drives to the nearest Target store ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- The Oediparadox.
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- That sounds like what heaven would be fo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- Yoga. ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- No Facebook, mom, no! ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- You can't makeup something like that. ★1
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- I fuck a nerd twice a day. Wait, does se... ★5
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- But her mouth is right next to her bangs...
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- We all scream for ice cr hghrk
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- So… yes?
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- This gives a whole new meaning to "makeu... ★3
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- His genetic makeup is all wrong.
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- I paint dicks with my face.
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- What happened to her face in the first p...
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- You misspelled STD. ★6
- Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09
- Must be the coconut oil.
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- I stand erected.
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- Don't bogart that joint; pass it on down...
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- Yes. ★2
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- 2/5 stars. The novelty is worth it for o...
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- The doc said nothing about dying of natu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- 80085 ★2
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- Such a Canadian comment.
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- No, FiddleDiddle is the spirit.
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- mane* ★4
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- Maybe kcarrey just won a game of capture... ★1
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- If he's positive, make sure to put a hoo...
- Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08
- The doc said Blue had one day to live, b... ★3
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- You need to be horny . And then you have...
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- Which is quite the feat, because oddly e... ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- Well the way it's written now says nobod... ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08
- spit roasted ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-08
- Was that as good for you as it was for m... ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Put him in the hall with the rest of the...
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- I'll stick your pong
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Walrus-human bestiality porn.
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Actually it's still a hypothesis at this... ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- That's what it sounds like when you try ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- You are you and only you can be you. So ... ★3
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- I don't know about that, I'd say the odd... ★4
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Illuminati Confirmed ★2
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- ......Tell me more ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- And with that terrible punchline, his la...
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Why'd you stop? ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- You offering?
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Panny??? ★1
- Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07
- Yours is a better punchline. Sure, it's ...
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- If you're sexy and you know it, clap you... ★2
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- He also doesn't maintain strong homeosta... ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- In the land of the free and home of the ... ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- You're bald? ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- nnnn ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- Heavens no, sis! ★4
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- And not in a good way ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- So Kinky ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- Jude hasn't commented yet; Blue Shirt is... ★1
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06
- Tell me more ★1
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- So... his smell is strong? And I guess i... ★3
- Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06
- For kinky sex. ★2
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- I wanted to say "I wanted to say that!" ★3
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- Those are some gnarly titties.
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- And the deweys and the louies ★1
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- why not?
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04
- So we can both watch X-Files ★1
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03
- Green shirt said yes and then put on a c...
- Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03
- Foam fingers?
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- It was only one time! ...I lied ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Dispense spam in different customizable ...
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Amateur ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- That's why it needs to be repaired. Norm... ★6
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- The best fans go both ways. ★2
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- That's because it's broken, duh .
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- I wondered what that smell was... ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- There's an ad under the comic saying it ... ★5
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- While I'm Dave's pet gimp. ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Come on in, the water's fine.
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Don't go for the cheap duct tape; it's u... ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- I just made some fresh wind. ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Hermaphrodite ★1
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- Hi not a fan, I'm HVAC.
- Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03
- I'll bring extra buns. ★1
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- Maybe he's training for a NASA mission t... ★1
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- What the Hades??
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- Tres.
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- Dos.
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- Uno.
- Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02
- Then why hasn't it degraded yet?
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02
- Can I get a bulk discount for both? ★1
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02
- I'll buy it if he doesn't. ★1
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02
- That's what my dad always called me. ★4
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02
- He knows how to practice obstetrics and ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02
- If there's one thing I learned from Team... ★2
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- A normal OBGYN only uses the first two f... ★4
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- What, you waited to try until you got ma... ★3
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- I''m quite excited by those foam fingers... ★1
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- Be careful he doesn't poke yours. ★2
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- Literally ★1
- Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01
- ★2
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Getting old is a bitch. ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Hitting a rock-hard bottom makes me go u... ★3
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Voyeur . ★2
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- He started as a bottom, worked his way u... ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Oh yeah? Well you can go and lick my ass... ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Only one? Amateur! ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- You didn't seem disappointed the last ti... ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- That's just icing on the buns. ★1
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Keep up the positive attitude! It'll mos... ★2
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Let's get it to 300! ★4
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Painal? ★2
- Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31
- Okily Dokily! ★1
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31
- Let's fuck, cum! ★1
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
- No it's not! Now go fuck yourself! ★2
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
- Uh oh, someone spilled some lemonade! ★1
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
- They're in over their head. ★1
- Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30
- And on the third hand is a big, foam fin... ★1
- Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
- Anal sex makes your ass strong! ★1
- Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
- It certainly does ID the face of a rapis... ★2
- Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
- I like how Blue is spreading his cheeks ... ★4
- Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28
- That #1 takes care of your #2. ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- Yum, Hannibal. ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- ZEUSTURNINTOASWANANDSEDUCE MATT! ★2
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- A relaxed relapsed real ass. ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- Dasani? ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- Rob, be honest: this idea came to you af... ★4
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- Is it whiskey? I bet it's whiskey. ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27
- … And then pull it back out... now in...... ★3
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
- The last one disbarred me. ★1
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
- Now let's see if we can get a hamster in... ★2
- Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26
- That's the joke ★1
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- There goes Mr. Freely again. I always ge... ★2
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Two chances, actually. ★1
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- I bet that's R. Kelly in the pool, getti... ★2
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Dat ass is a 3 course meal! ★1
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- I'm outta here. No wait, I'll get measur... ★4
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- This is a missed opportunity for a golde... ★1
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Judging by how the guy in the pool is lo... ★1
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- Bacon ★3
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- When someone beats me, it acts as a dick... ★2
- Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26
- I even get dressed while naked. ★1
- Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-26
- If I actually think about what I'm fappi... ★4
- Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25
- Let it Be ★1
- Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25
- I didn't even see her boobs at first...…... ★1
- Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25
- The last panel is from the view of someo... ★2
- Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
- ¿Cómo? ★1
- Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
- Who did you do? There's 21 comments. ★1
- Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23
- Mrs. Literal owns a haberdashery. ★1
- Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23
- You are the expert on screwing, after al... ★1
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21
- Looks like a shrimp. Smells like a shrim... ★4
- Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
- Thanks Rob, after this comic I no longer... ★4
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
- I'll get the nut butter! ★2
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
- Sounds like he needs a bleach party. ★3
- Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20
- If he's providing his boss with sexual f... ★1
- Comment to comic 1067 on 2019-08-20
- I, too, shout my own name when I cum. ★1
- Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20
- "It was also simple and lighthearted, bu... ★4
- Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
- Stop This ★1
- Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
- But warning them takes all the fun away.... ★2
- Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
- Less assholes? Maybe just smaller asshol... ★1
- Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18
- I bet Dave's been sitting on this idea s... ★2