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Fabulous Beard: 258 comments (2015-02-10 – 2015-11-01) to 247 comics
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Comment to comic 4104 on 2015-11-01: I think his pickup lines aren't the only...
Comment to comic 4104 on 2015-11-01: Wait, it was funny? Really?
Comment to comic 4103 on 2015-10-31: "And that's just my shirt hoarding room,...
Comment to comic 4094 on 2015-10-23: I at least hope they have a system of ba...
Comment to comic 4090 on 2015-10-19: I first thought that paid comments were ...
Comment to comic 4090 on 2015-10-18: Good god, who's idea was free comments?!...
Comment to comic 3130 on 2015-08-29: "...Whoever humiliated it was affiliated...
Comment to comic 2901 on 2015-08-29: "I should probably try it on my Professo...
Comment to comic 1432 on 2015-08-26: "I knew it was a good idea to hire you f...
Comment to comic 3424 on 2015-08-26: They holy crossed the beams.
Comment to comic 4035 on 2015-08-25: He's just disappointed that he wasn't a ... ★2
Comment to comic 4034 on 2015-08-24: Looks like someone's talking out of thei...
Comment to comic 976 on 2015-08-24: "Welp, fuck it." unzips ★3
Comment to comic 4033 on 2015-08-24: You've summarized most of the jokes in t... ★1
Comment to comic 3153 on 2015-08-14: "They call me... the Shit Stirrer. ★1
Comment to comic 651 on 2015-08-11: "Shit, I guess I should book his karate ...
Comment to comic 946 on 2015-08-08: I don't really think that relationship w...
Comment to comic 2262 on 2015-08-08: I think I found out why his computer isn...
Comment to comic 206 on 2015-08-08: Bill's his Math teacher.
Comment to comic 1101 on 2015-08-03: "Wait... how did she die from getting he... ★1
Comment to comic 3706 on 2015-07-29: I didn't know Willy Wonka did this shit,...
Comment to comic 4002 on 2015-07-28: "Bruce, you know as well as I do that re...
Comment to comic 4002 on 2015-07-28: One generally accepts to lower their sta... ★1
Comment to comic 3996 on 2015-07-23: One job, Dad, one job...
Comment to comic 3995 on 2015-07-21: IT BEGINS.
Comment to comic 2177 on 2015-06-03: "Good work, private! We've decided to gi... ★1
Comment to comic 1776 on 2015-06-03: The fact that I laugh at this every time... ★9
Comment to comic 2677 on 2015-06-03: "Joe, this kind of shit is exactly why w...
Comment to comic 2131 on 2015-05-27: "Wait, I thought you dropped the F-bomb?...
Comment to comic 3938 on 2015-05-26: Well, thank GOD! I don't even want to KN...
Comment to comic 389 on 2015-05-25: I feel like all the comics have white pe... ★3
Comment to comic 2267 on 2015-05-25: "And THAT, your honor, is what REALLY ha... ★2
Comment to comic 1425 on 2015-05-25: I bet THIS is why Mammoths are extinct.
Comment to comic 1474 on 2015-05-25: "Can you help me translate so I can lear...
Comment to comic 1982 on 2015-05-25: "...I run away." "Sorry, but your desira...
Comment to comic 326 on 2015-05-25: He sees you when you're sleeping. HE KNO...
Comment to comic 3221 on 2015-05-25: Well, I mean, it SORTA travels you throu...
Comment to comic 172 on 2015-05-25: I mean, come on! It was his best chance ...
Comment to comic 3222 on 2015-05-25: Lesson learnt.
Comment to comic 1873 on 2015-05-25: "-- Inigo Montoya, you killed my father.... ★2
Comment to comic 3675 on 2015-05-24: This is a corny joke. ★1
Comment to comic 1355 on 2015-05-24: "Also, call the fire brigade and some pa...
Comment to comic 366 on 2015-05-24: SHIT! THEY GOT PAST THE BARRICADES, RUN!...
Comment to comic 1268 on 2015-05-24: NEVER. AGAIN.
Comment to comic 715 on 2015-05-24: ...I could make a joke here but I'd prob...
Comment to comic 3936 on 2015-05-24: Gimme a piece of dat a-- BLEURGH ★1
Comment to comic 1895 on 2015-05-09: That box says "PUSSY GIRL DRINKS" so it'...
Comment to comic 3921 on 2015-05-09: I don't think I learned anything from th...
Comment to comic 3887 on 2015-05-04: "And the bad die old..." [pow]
Comment to comic 1875 on 2015-05-04: He meant the red wire.
Comment to comic 2957 on 2015-05-04: So drunk that he got such severe damage ...
Comment to comic 3915 on 2015-05-04: Really crossed the line with that one, J...
Comment to comic 3733 on 2015-05-03: Uh, guys, I think he just did a 180 degr...
Comment to comic 2717 on 2015-05-03: Now that I think about it, the Comments ...
Comment to comic 3914 on 2015-05-03: But wait, if Jesus ruined the cleanlines...
Comment to comic 2045 on 2015-05-01: "Second--" [WHUMP] ★2
Comment to comic 3912 on 2015-05-01: That was the way Bill wished to die. As ...
Comment to comic 1850 on 2015-04-28: He should have asked whether or not he w...
Comment to comic 3217 on 2015-04-28: "My son is a whore!"
Comment to comic 2234 on 2015-04-28: "Goddamn it waiter, I meant on a PLATE!"... ★2
Comment to comic 584 on 2015-04-28: Well, one question remains unanswered. D...
Comment to comic 3910 on 2015-04-28: That is if you're not considering the br...
Comment to comic 570 on 2015-04-25: "Eh, I reckon I can hold off my hunger u... ★1
Comment to comic 1687 on 2015-04-25: Perhaps you need a gas lighter to set up...
Comment to comic 1597 on 2015-04-25: This is one way to get your TMNT hatred ...
Comment to comic 3177 on 2015-04-25: Natural Selection is my hit-man name.
Comment to comic 3405 on 2015-04-25: I'd file textual intercourse as "the int... ★1
Comment to comic 1481 on 2015-04-25: "Huh, yeah... You're right."
Comment to comic 3907 on 2015-04-25: A common strategy.
Comment to comic 3905 on 2015-04-24: I'll give her the benefit of the doubt a...
Comment to comic 3897 on 2015-04-15: "Not anymore."
Comment to comic 1430 on 2015-04-12: "Damn, not working, oh well, I'll try th...
Comment to comic 1602 on 2015-04-12: But, your funny bone isn't even... Never... ★1
Comment to comic 3894 on 2015-04-12: "I mean, seriously... this bitch, right,...
Comment to comic 3301 on 2015-04-11: "Also, I'm pregnant."
Comment to comic 1603 on 2015-04-10: "According to eyewitnesses, those are be...
Comment to comic 3890 on 2015-04-08: "... Deal."
Comment to comic 986 on 2015-04-04: Or motherfucking scrabble.
Comment to comic 3378 on 2015-04-04: It's a game that ONLY the family can pla... ★1
Comment to comic 2137 on 2015-04-03: So, how would crank calls work?
Comment to comic 1553 on 2015-04-03: YOU'RE NEXT
Comment to comic 657 on 2015-04-03: You've just recreated the internet.
Comment to comic 522 on 2015-04-03: "Yeah, that's what I said."
Comment to comic 3687 on 2015-04-03: Wait, so if they're not genetically rela...
Comment to comic 3545 on 2015-04-03: "And that is how I first got laid."
Comment to comic 3885 on 2015-04-03: ... cumming out.
Comment to comic 1721 on 2015-04-01: "4 out of 5 stars, I'd recommend this to...
Comment to comic 431 on 2015-04-01: Yeah! Because child rape is HILARIOUS! R... ★1
Comment to comic 3882 on 2015-03-31: "Damn it! Only sex I've had is with an 3...
Comment to comic 2567 on 2015-03-30: So, you dump your lunch into your mouth ...
Comment to comic 607 on 2015-03-30: "I'm calling the cops now."
Comment to comic 1781 on 2015-03-30: Thanks for summarizing this comic for me... ★1
Comment to comic 1761 on 2015-03-30: "Gah dahmmat!"
Comment to comic 1538 on 2015-03-30: Wait, how did the cardboard cutout move ...
Comment to comic 1748 on 2015-03-30: Booooooones! He craves bones!
Comment to comic 205 on 2015-03-30: Well, if his shit is liquid, then someth...
Comment to comic 2187 on 2015-03-30: That was an explosive response, in my op... ★1
Comment to comic 1261 on 2015-03-30: Run! Before it's too late! It's the most...
Comment to comic 1372 on 2015-03-30: The BLONDE-ZOMBIE!
Comment to comic 3878 on 2015-03-30: "Fifty years in prison? Actually, we're ...
Comment to comic 3879 on 2015-03-28: "Yeah, inviting Uncle to come to a slaug...
Comment to comic 2596 on 2015-03-26: OHHHHHHHH! Zinger! That kid's the cool k... ★2
Comment to comic 1480 on 2015-03-26: "This is why I advised trying to use you...
Comment to comic 3171 on 2015-03-26: It's not that easy to be a man of his pr...
Comment to comic 2361 on 2015-03-26: "Did you stab me nine times just to make...
Comment to comic 3454 on 2015-03-26: I still like crab meat.
Comment to comic 2151 on 2015-03-26: "Although, he gives me this feeling that...
Comment to comic 3334 on 2015-03-26: I think you might be a cannibal.
Comment to comic 2704 on 2015-03-26: Although, one bite probably will end up ...
Comment to comic 2107 on 2015-03-26: You show the crowd you're top brass, sti...
Comment to comic 3479 on 2015-03-26: Man, you shouldn't have. He's just gonna...
Comment to comic 3871 on 2015-03-26: "And, let me tell you. It is the BOMB!"
Comment to comic 3876 on 2015-03-25: Too slow!
Comment to comic 2230 on 2015-03-21: Also, world war 17 would've happened by ... ★1
Comment to comic 3870 on 2015-03-21: Can't get ADDICTED to drugs if you're al... ★1
Comment to comic 3872 on 2015-03-21: It's as much of a steal as actual fuckin...
Comment to comic 3867 on 2015-03-19: Well... That explained quite a bit. Mora...
Comment to comic 3269 on 2015-03-15: I think it was HIS dick.
Comment to comic 1745 on 2015-03-15: "Yes, but that's more dangerous."
Comment to comic 997 on 2015-03-15: "I'M GONNA CLEAN THIS TOWNS GRAMMAR-- fu...
Comment to comic 3216 on 2015-03-15: Nobody here is smart enough to make a jo...
Comment to comic 1867 on 2015-03-15: A healthy alternative to seeing that sor...
Comment to comic 3865 on 2015-03-15: OH SHIT! You mean there's something that...
Comment to comic 1491 on 2015-03-14: I've never understood why they put dolla...
Comment to comic 3864 on 2015-03-14: They say laughter is the best medicine. ...
Comment to comic 2592 on 2015-03-13: I, uh... I don't quite see the joke here... ★1
Comment to comic 3820 on 2015-03-13: You mean, you're the dude looking at the...
Comment to comic 1371 on 2015-03-13: You win.
Comment to comic 2332 on 2015-03-13: I feel for you, man. Nobody but him woul...
Comment to comic 3025 on 2015-03-13: Your kinks are weird, man.
Comment to comic 555 on 2015-03-13: Yeah, eat this giant shard of glass and ...
Comment to comic 362 on 2015-03-13: Maybe even both of you.
Comment to comic 1398 on 2015-03-13: "Shit, my robot sense is WAY off."
Comment to comic 3863 on 2015-03-13: That's right, kids, eat your veggies or ...
Comment to comic 1274 on 2015-03-12: "I mean, like, I got a damn SASQUATCH an...
Comment to comic 1980 on 2015-03-12: -umbass!
Comment to comic 1083 on 2015-03-12: "I might return them in for a refund, th...
Comment to comic 1081 on 2015-03-12: "No, it's a fucking rock."
Comment to comic 1069 on 2015-03-12: I'm surprised the dude on the right is l...
Comment to comic 2485 on 2015-03-12: Basically, I think Al Gore wrote this.
Comment to comic 3861 on 2015-03-12: I do wish that on Mondays, my workplace ...
Comment to comic 3260 on 2015-03-11: "Furthermore, the out-of-body outie audi... ★1
Comment to comic 2440 on 2015-03-11: That was a FARTED out joke, buddy.
Comment to comic 2962 on 2015-03-11: I'm pretty sure that would kill the baby...
Comment to comic 2340 on 2015-03-11: Not being able to tell a lie is technica... ★1
Comment to comic 2338 on 2015-03-11: "I am going to make you an offer you can...
Comment to comic 297 on 2015-03-11: "What I'm getting at is, I'm a cannibal ...
Comment to comic 3862 on 2015-03-11: All aboard the easily aroused train! CHO...
Comment to comic 633 on 2015-03-10: Guys, I think you forgot the "Depressing...
Comment to comic 1554 on 2015-03-10: "We find you guilty of having an opinion...
Comment to comic 2533 on 2015-03-10: An apple a day, keeps big penises away. ...
Comment to comic 2526 on 2015-03-10: Actually, I think their names are "Fuck"...
Comment to comic 2822 on 2015-03-10: OH CHRIST WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT HOLY ... ★4
Comment to comic 644 on 2015-03-10: "Sorry, but your life is in another worl...
Comment to comic 3860 on 2015-03-10: "...It's definitely an intervention now,... ★3
Comment to comic 1517 on 2015-03-04: "Look, buddy, I'm trying to help YOU her...
Comment to comic 1246 on 2015-03-04: I think the main reason people are scare...
Comment to comic 3330 on 2015-03-04: Fucking hell this is too true. ★1
Comment to comic 3855 on 2015-03-04: "I mean, I'M the one who's meant to have... ★2
Comment to comic 2133 on 2015-03-03: "Indeed, Eyesymbolfemalecanefootbird."
Comment to comic 2224 on 2015-03-03: "Also, go get me a fucking beer."
Comment to comic 594 on 2015-03-03: To be honest that looks like a camp fire... ★2
Comment to comic 598 on 2015-03-03: "And thus-- Hey wait a fucking minute th...
Comment to comic 3853 on 2015-03-03: He had LEFT his senses at that moment.
Comment to comic 3852 on 2015-03-03: Too busy choking of laughter at her expr...
Comment to comic 3851 on 2015-03-01: Both. She's surprised that he managed to...
Comment to comic 3850 on 2015-02-28: Wow! An asshat! Now THERE'S something yo...
Comment to comic 2287 on 2015-02-25: COMIC SAAAAAAANS
Comment to comic 2281 on 2015-02-25: I'm happy enough considering I have new ...
Comment to comic 2269 on 2015-02-25: Remove the "Onto" and you're good.
Comment to comic 678 on 2015-02-25: "My deduction is that this shit's fuckin... ★5
Comment to comic 663 on 2015-02-25: It's CUMMING!
Comment to comic 3848 on 2015-02-25: He's at the TOP of his business!
Comment to comic 3020 on 2015-02-23: This is so true.
Comment to comic 3062 on 2015-02-23: "By the way, this is a fetish club, you ...
Comment to comic 3048 on 2015-02-23: He waited about 11 years for someone to ...
Comment to comic 2017 on 2015-02-23: I'm not sure, but I think it's really hi...
Comment to comic 2101 on 2015-02-23: This is basically my reaction to tumblr....
Comment to comic 3837 on 2015-02-18: "Oh! You must be his son, Eugene Lameguy...
Comment to comic 3839 on 2015-02-16: Why did you reply to my comment when it ...
Comment to comic 1779 on 2015-02-16: Christ.
Comment to comic 1684 on 2015-02-16: I don't think speedos and sweaters are q...
Comment to comic 1604 on 2015-02-16: "That BITCH..."
Comment to comic 1037 on 2015-02-16: "On a more positive note, someone's got ...
Comment to comic 3839 on 2015-02-16: Quit talking out of your mouth. ★1
Comment to comic 1225 on 2015-02-15: April fools! It turns out that the sheep...
Comment to comic 3836 on 2015-02-15: It'd work if it was a picture of a barn ...
Comment to comic 3836 on 2015-02-15: This dude's huntin' all kinds of trouble...
Comment to comic 3836 on 2015-02-15: It was Kris' comic, so actually he could...
Comment to comic 3838 on 2015-02-14: "He also appears to put a strange effect...
Comment to comic 3786 on 2015-02-13: This is basically what I do to people wh...
Comment to comic 1587 on 2015-02-13: To be fairest, he doth warn thou. ★1
Comment to comic 2128 on 2015-02-13: I imagine this is how all doctors start ...
Comment to comic 2650 on 2015-02-13: Ugh, being a regular at the Internet Exp...
Comment to comic 3445 on 2015-02-13: And she didn't.
Comment to comic 375 on 2015-02-13: I think they're onto us.
Comment to comic 3064 on 2015-02-13: Grammar nazis are horrible, horrible peo...
Comment to comic 3835 on 2015-02-13: Or you could say "Dunno".
Comment to comic 86 on 2015-02-12: "Yo dawg" Get him.
Comment to comic 3668 on 2015-02-12: You'd be better off with these steps: 1....
Comment to comic 3413 on 2015-02-12: So he's telling HIMSELF off as well?
Comment to comic 2305 on 2015-02-12: ORIGINS. ★2
Comment to comic 1499 on 2015-02-12: "...Shit."
Comment to comic 3639 on 2015-02-12: By now she's probably dead.
Comment to comic 3152 on 2015-02-12: Damn drunk driving babies.
Comment to comic 504 on 2015-02-12: Fucking genius, those tree costumes... ★1
Comment to comic 2154 on 2015-02-12: Okay, to be fair, that girl is pretty st...
Comment to comic 2181 on 2015-02-12: Step right up and test your luck for a s... ★1
Comment to comic 2763 on 2015-02-12: That priest needs a higher priest to con...
Comment to comic 1111 on 2015-02-12: Quick! Feed him something disgusting so ...
Comment to comic 3427 on 2015-02-12: Say no to saying no to saying no.
Comment to comic 741 on 2015-02-12: TRUE. ★1
Comment to comic 2230 on 2015-02-12: If real war was anything like call of du... ★1
Comment to comic 1322 on 2015-02-12: Aint nobody fuckin' with the law of the ... ★1
Comment to comic 969 on 2015-02-12: "My anus is bleeding"
Comment to comic 3628 on 2015-02-12: Did you know it actually started off as ... ★1
Comment to comic 2086 on 2015-02-12: Everything can be funny if you've got a ... ★3
Comment to comic 1860 on 2015-02-12: It would seem that... the vision failed.... ★2
Comment to comic 3571 on 2015-02-12: Told you. ★2
Comment to comic 372 on 2015-02-12: "Wait--- shit."
Comment to comic 1353 on 2015-02-12: So... A neckbearded atheist who is right...
Comment to comic 1382 on 2015-02-12: That's how you steal wives like a PRO.
Comment to comic 558 on 2015-02-12: Doesn't seem like you'd FIT a joke with ...
Comment to comic 2258 on 2015-02-12: Pretty convenient.
Comment to comic 2695 on 2015-02-12: "Damn, another female."
Comment to comic 798 on 2015-02-12: Pretty much all memes are outdated by no...
Comment to comic 1864 on 2015-02-12: "Nutrition Man" Dude you shot out a hot-... ★7
Comment to comic 2506 on 2015-02-12: See, this kind of shit is why you need t...
Comment to comic 1103 on 2015-02-12: You COULD just pair up the different peo...
Comment to comic 1414 on 2015-02-12: Oh so that's NOT how you smoke, makes se...
Comment to comic 3833 on 2015-02-12: Reeeeeeeeal sly, Doc.
Comment to comic 3834 on 2015-02-11: Shall you consider partaking in a suppor...
Comment to comic 2793 on 2015-02-10: ...Literally.
Comment to comic 2793 on 2015-02-10: I swear I'm gonna find that dude and sho...
Comment to comic 3582 on 2015-02-10: "Wait, wasn't that the patient's blood?"...
Comment to comic 2988 on 2015-02-10: Not long enough for anything else, eh?
Comment to comic 3021 on 2015-02-10: Good thing he did it in that order, othe...
Comment to comic 3000 on 2015-02-10: 10/10 the feels. ★1
Comment to comic 2993 on 2015-02-10: Good shot.
Comment to comic 732 on 2015-02-10: To be honest, shouting at her to "stop s... ★2
Comment to comic 2143 on 2015-02-10: Well, you DID ask what it meant. ★2
Comment to comic 3620 on 2015-02-10: Actually, both do. One's green and one's...
Comment to comic 109 on 2015-02-10: "Oh and allow me to take your mansion, a... ★2
Comment to comic 3422 on 2015-02-10: Wait, so the guy giving out the medals g...
Comment to comic 3832 on 2015-02-10: An under the table daycare... now there'...
Comment to comic 3832 on 2015-02-10: Those are harder to purchase.
Comment to comic 2735 on 2015-02-10: Congratulations. ★1
Comment to comic 2601 on 2015-02-10: "So technically, yes, my childhood." ★1
Comment to comic 2600 on 2015-02-10: Bad touch.
Comment to comic 537 on 2015-02-10: Note that when I say "always" I mean it ...
Comment to comic 537 on 2015-02-10: Technically it always existed, it just h...
Comment to comic 2319 on 2015-02-10: 500 grand for fish legs? That's a pretty...
Comment to comic 3821 on 2015-02-10: Busted.
Comment to comic 1622 on 2015-02-10: Looks like it COULDN'T solve all of his ...
Comment to comic 2027 on 2015-02-10: How romantic. ★1
Comment to comic 1951 on 2015-02-10: That's not what they meant when they sai...
Comment to comic 2767 on 2015-02-10: Where do I sign?!
Comment to comic 3832 on 2015-02-10: It can also buy drugs, and that can make... ★1