← comments by Dorothy Zbornak

Dorothy Zbornak (hey there...)

7915 comments (2018-09-23 – 2021-12-21) to 883 comics
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Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

It's pretty much never past tense. Alway... ★1

Comment to comic 6060 on 2021-12-21

He just wants a reserection ★3

Comment to comic 6059 on 2021-12-21

Mmmm that one really creamed my cheese ★1

Comment to comic 6058 on 2021-12-20

Pfffft I've done way more with Santa. We... ★6

Comment to comic 6057 on 2021-12-19

Time for grandma finger ★5

Comment to comic 6055 on 2021-12-17

Maybe I shouldn't have gotten that "depo... ★1

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

I personally would back up a bit ★5

Comment to comic 6054 on 2021-12-15

They should just give them a little poke... ★4

Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14

You know it's a challenge when the man w... ★5

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

You're not my big brother. You're not tr... ★2

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

I don't have sex with. I have sex at. ★3

Comment to comic 6049 on 2021-12-13

I'm Dorothy and I'm a registered sex off... ★6

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

That's right. My poon is large enough to... ★2

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

It also says "ooooooh" sometimes so I gu... ★4

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

I wish my pussy was that whispy ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

I can quit that any time I want

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11

In case anybody's wondering, it's smokin... ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-10

I have an addicktion ★1

Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-10

I hate to break this to you but you just...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

37 in a row is easy. It helps to have a ...

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10

I prefer his ass

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

No, it was hooker. ★1

Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-08

Hey that was my high school nickname ★2

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-08

ow, my balls

Comment to comic 6047 on 2021-12-07

Hey did you guys know if you combine all... ★3

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

There's a corned beef special this week.... ★2

Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07

And come to mine ★3

Comment to comic 6045 on 2021-12-06

Being natural

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

Well, my eye balls, of course.

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-05

I like thumbs down places. And up places... ★1

Comment to comic 6044 on 2021-12-04

Ow my balls ★2

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

I too have been fuck and pulled. ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Who'd have thought that bsdm forum's mod... ★1

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

Watch me.

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04

I said that once. I got cancelled. ★4

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03

Maybe ★2

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

I wonder how absorbent gold is.

Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01

I pimp babies sometimes ★2

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Am I though? Am I really? Yeah, I am. ★1

Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30

Nobody's a better sexist than me. I'm ex... ★2

Comment to comic 6041 on 2021-11-30

Anybody up for a little bit of Betamax a... ★1

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-29

You're just discovering this now? ★2

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-27

I'm thankful for this killer rack

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

Free? I'll take my payment when you go t... ★1

Comment to comic 6037 on 2021-11-26

You'll feel even better when you're pene... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-26

I didn't mean an actual gun made of fles... ★1

Comment to comic 6035 on 2021-11-24

I like being shot at by meat rifles ★1

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

My mom was also a whore ★2

Comment to comic 6036 on 2021-11-24

I come there ★3

Comment to comic 6034 on 2021-11-23

Good porning ★2

Comment to comic 6032 on 2021-11-20

Don't call me out like that ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20

I call him Sugar Tongue ★2

Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19

Dude's hung ★4

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

Everybody should want kids ★3

Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-16

It's easier to just steal them ★2

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

I might

Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16

I've been incested ★3

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

That was tame

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16

That a question you really want me to an... ★2

Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-14

I did it before i was born ★2

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

That's lame ★1

Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14

Just grope HR

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

I take youth from the children I violate... ★2

Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14

Nobody's social skills are better than m... ★1

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Bigger than the moon

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

Damn, that was back when Illustrator ran... ★6

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12

I prefer bigger guys too. ★2

Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10

Where's Cuntmuffin when you need him? ★2

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-08

Laptop probably thought it couldn't get ... ★5

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08

Dat ass doe

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

Always

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08

I'm down ★4

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

I ate his kids out too! ★1

Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07

That happens when you eat ass too much s... ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

You I've got something to put in you ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

At the gay bar Gay bar Gay bar ★1

Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06

You I wanna take you to a gay bar ★2

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05

I don't want to grab anyone's prospect p... ★1

Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03

I hate this month. Everybody keeps slapp... ★3

Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02

I'm usually the last thot everyone has ★3

Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02

Happy Dress-As-Your-Secret-Fetish Day. I...

Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01

Poor guy, barely a year old and already ... ★1

Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30

Possums really like me. For some reason.... ★3

Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29

I know

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

I'm always wide ★1

Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27

Get the hell off my gravesite ★1

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

Pregnant ★5

Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26

I've never heard of that STD

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

Must be a lot of cameras on her then ★1

Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26

I'd laugh if I was marrying a man in a g... ★3

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

I knew the Queen personally back then. S... ★3

Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25

I love hung guys ★4

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

Do you make them pack fudge in jail? You... ★2

Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24

I don't think I ever will ★3

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-24

Well being it's 2021, probably a black t... ★1

Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23

https://youtu.be/PxmLAzi8WvE Relevant ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

UWU ★1

Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20

0_0 ★3

Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-19

When you've got both feet in the grave ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

Oh wow, an actual taker ★1

Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19

He can put it in me. Cold doesn't affect...

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Pong ★1

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Allow me to introduce myself

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

I never went to university. I didn't wan... ★2

Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18

Hi Leo. I'm Dorothy.

Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17

Any of you could be a piece of shit for ...

Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16

Rose did that at my funeral. Bitch. ★6

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

I mostly go there to enjoy the top notch... ★2

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

Well, grandson, I never would have expec...

Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13

I learned how to have sex from my uncle

Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12

Good grammar is very important but not n... ★3

Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12

I always want boys to put their best foo...

Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11

And the world lost Elvis that day ★1

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

That's precisely the problem.

Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09

I could be on it too but there's no way ...

Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08

Son?

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08

Lies. I don't share when it comes to kid... ★1

Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06

I've got one of those too but can orange...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06

Really? I keep getting kicked out becaus...

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

*babies

Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05

You can run but child support will get y... ★6

Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04

oh yeah your sperm

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

It's always tentacles in me.

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

Well you guys haven't been vacuuming, th... ★2

Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03

She's gonna be the next octomom ★4

Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02

I feel like Jeff Bezos will die in a sim... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01

That was my motto but now whether or not... ★2

Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29

Depressing Comic Week?

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

No no, that's what I ran on.

Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-28

Dial-up wasn't that bad. I remember when...

Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-28

I love you guys too. More often than you... ★5

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

No no, it was me. ★1

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Mmmm pork buns

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

What about my rash?

Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26

Mmmm shoot your bacon bits all over me m... ★1

Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25

Mmmmm shoot that load all over me mask-d... ★2

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Way ahead of you.

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Oh, a dachshund?

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Some of us have all 3

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-25

Who'd have thought "nipple" was still a ...

Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24

I said that once ★3

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

asses

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

Why do you think I go for the kids? ★3

Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22

I have the opposite. I think it's caused...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

They're probably hard. They just combine...

Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21

Been there ★3

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

Yeah that last one still hasn't really e... ★5

Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21

I was world whore ii ★6

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-20

Nobody has offended sex more than I ★4

Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19

Idk man, Pervin Mervin is close ★2

Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18

I was in a conga line like that once. On... ★9

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

★3

Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17

Spitters are quitters ★11

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

No. ★2

Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15

I don't get tumors. Tumors get me.

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-15

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-14

That's just clap ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-14

That's my fetish. ★1

Comment to comic 5975 on 2021-09-14

A little late to the party, are we? ★4

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14

They haven't invented anything that fits... ★3

Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-13

Can confirm, meat is better. Gay. ★3

Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13

That's very much what it feels like havi... ★2

Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12

There's a party in my pants and you're a... ★2

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

Big Ol' Orifice. ★1

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

You're my favorite customer

Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-11

I do suck

Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10

What do y'all think? Should I try that?

Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07

I guess she wasn't interested in having ... ★3

Comment to comic 5967 on 2021-09-07

I picked up a little too. From a street ...

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-06

I wouldn't for too long. ★1

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

Once you've tasted children that will ne... ★2

Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04

I prefer the natural flavor

Comment to comic 5964 on 2021-08-31

That's a weird bark

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Is that what taupe is? ★1

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

Weight lifting comic week ★3

Comment to comic 5963 on 2021-08-31

The joke here is that hairline ★1

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Doesn't reply ★4

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Of course it's not. My phone number is l... ★2

Comment to comic 5962 on 2021-08-31

Yeah being a ghost is fun ★1

Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31

My hand has had 13 husbands. Each one wa... ★3

Comment to comic 5960 on 2021-08-29

Fun fact: I'm edible ★1

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-29

I'm going to start a new platform: GoFuc...

Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28

I started a GoFundMe. My anus fell out, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

No you're not ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Sometimes when it comes to me, people ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Bold of you to assume he was referring t... ★2

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

Of course, sorry! How could I forget you...

Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26

I call mine Darryl. And Frank and John s... ★3

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

Typo: half the minimum GIRTH required.

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-26

5 inches is half the minimum length for ...

Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24

Because they don't exist? ★2

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

Or wherever the penis is

Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23

I've eaten lots of human meat in a way ★1

Comment to comic 5953 on 2021-08-21

Please, I've walked through a door and f...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

Looks like orange shirt is having a res ... ★2

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-21

False. It can't be spoken like a true Do...

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

Which works well when I keep the freezer... ★1

Comment to comic 5952 on 2021-08-19

The body of my neighbor's boy compels me... ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

I earn more than that every time I fuck ...

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

I never had contractions. They just kind... ★1

Comment to comic 5951 on 2021-08-17

Go get a bear hug from an actual bear ★1

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

I want to hand write and mail my comment... ★2

Comment to comic 5950 on 2021-08-17

Awesome possum ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Jokes on you I've been dead since 2009

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

Which end would you like?

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

That can be arranged ★1

Comment to comic 5949 on 2021-08-17

I'm free too. I don't charge a dime. Any... ★2

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

I'll take your entire stock.

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Yes

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Freetus ★5

Comment to comic 5948 on 2021-08-16

Sounds like a good deal

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Wait she's getting a new car? I'd blow h... ★1

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-14

Not necessarily in that order

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

You get used to that too ★2

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

That's a given

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-14

Children, not so much though. You can en...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-12

I've had sex outside. You get used to an... ★1

Comment to comic 5943 on 2021-08-10

I had an ankle bracelet that vibrated wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5942 on 2021-08-09

Pfffft, quitter. Injects heroin ★1

Comment to comic 5941 on 2021-08-07

I didn't realize Sarah Jessica Parker ha... ★4

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Thought it would be a golden shower. Was... ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

That's Nana to you

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

★2

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Incorrect. It'll burn. A lot. ★1

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Dick And Ditch

Comment to comic 5940 on 2021-08-05

Daddy

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

You'll never catch me ★1

Comment to comic 5935 on 2021-07-31

It's important to stay clean cut. Kids n...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

No need to wish.

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

You get used to it. Eventually it's ever... ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Worked for me. Just ask Rob. ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Licking Old Vagina Eagerly ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-29

Mine vibrates

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-29

I disagree

Comment to comic 5932 on 2021-07-27

Am I sexually active? I guess you could ...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

And I need you to look at it. Look at it... ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-27

Good. I have a lump I need you to look a...

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

Everything ★1

Comment to comic 5931 on 2021-07-26

That's not how you're supposed to wear t...

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

You just implanted that idea into me. I'... ★3

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

Butt's Open Daily, Yo ★2

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

I'm not even sure that I'm not pregnant....

Comment to comic 5930 on 2021-07-26

I've been forty. Several times. ★3

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

Oh poo.

Comment to comic 5929 on 2021-07-24

If you want quality sham-poo I can intro...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

How can you like what you've never done?... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

You called?

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

It'll raise more things than hair

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Oh no....I have to study new methods. To... ★2

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-22

Why aren't any of you that excited when ...

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

The best lay I ever had, Gerfird. ★1

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

I like to bite them off.

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-20

Hmmm is he getting them from medical pro...

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-18

Give me a call and give both arms a rest... ★1

Comment to comic 5924 on 2021-07-18

Yes

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Was actually supposed to say "offer" but...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

I think I'm on my 6th menopause. ★1

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Only if it's the right people though.

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Absorb the body

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

Will Off Muff Every Night Maybe that one...

Comment to comic 5923 on 2021-07-17

I am not crazy. I'm just horny. ★2

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

The smaller the better

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-16

Like you haven't already seen it

Comment to comic 5918 on 2021-07-15

I'm excellent at finding shafts

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

Nah I just got my ass fucked ★2

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

More like I got a pickle in me

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

See my comment farther below.

Comment to comic 5921 on 2021-07-15

I got through high school very much the ... ★5

Comment to comic 5922 on 2021-07-13

I wonder what he keeps in the kit?

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

I like to get it from every single guy

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

Double Mastectomy of the Day?

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-13

Dominant Dicks Leaking Cum? Hot damn, wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5917 on 2021-07-12

I need to see this tumor ★1

Comment to comic 5920 on 2021-07-12

I couldn't imagine that happening to me.... ★1

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

Funny. Every time I've said that there w... ★1

Comment to comic 5919 on 2021-07-10

I swear I didn't know he was 10

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

As a matter of fact...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Cock on? ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

*Whoreden ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-08

Right. It's me.

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-06

Throwback week?

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-05

I thought I was horny jail ★2

Comment to comic 5913 on 2021-07-04

The eyebone's connected to the, kneebone... ★1

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-04

Sweats

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Not have sex ★2

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Who isn't? ★1

Comment to comic 5910 on 2021-07-01

Mommy yes ★5

Comment to comic 5909 on 2021-06-29

I'm contagious too

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Don't get doglocked ★1

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Nice

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

Everyone

Comment to comic 5908 on 2021-06-29

I'm here to lick ass and chew butthole c... ★2

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

I prefer to be referred to as an "involu...

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

I am inevitable.

Comment to comic 5907 on 2021-06-27

I'm still waiting for your input too 8==... ★1

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

I always come first. Which isn't the onl...

Comment to comic 5906 on 2021-06-27

Pffft no fun

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-27

Yes! I'm still the best! ★1

Comment to comic 5905 on 2021-06-26

I wonder if he hit a speed bump on his w...

Comment to comic 5904 on 2021-06-25

God provided to me. I birthed a new Jesu...

Comment to comic 5903 on 2021-06-22

Mmm hit me with your Billy club daddy

Comment to comic 5902 on 2021-06-22

So that's what I've been doing for the p... ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Pooping On Tits ★1

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

Comment to comic 5899 on 2021-06-21

When I'm constipated I find a little bit...

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Everybody who's ever grinded on me combu...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

I've actually been clinically dead since...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

I thought he was talking about the numbe...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-18

They feel even better on the inside

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-18

Deeper ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

You can blind yourself but you can't bli...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-16

I once took the virginities of an entire... ★1

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Conga!

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

I see no problems here

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

Allahu Akbar

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-14

I also need help moistening.

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

My uncle used to say the same thing afte... ★3

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

Homosexual ★1

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14

She's right though

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

What's there to it? You just set a bunch... ★1

Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13

When I die I want to be cremated and sno... ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

Your fear sustains me

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-12

That's not piss.

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

I prefer when they fear. It gives me str...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

Actually my pfp is but it's cleverly cro... ★1

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

★2

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

I wasn't serious when I said that... htt... ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Thank you for being a friend. ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

"they?" I'll have you know I'm 100% woma... ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

My best one is my tits. They go on forev... ★1

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-09

Tried. Works. ★2

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

Um.... I'm just going to keep using mine...

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

They should be

Comment to comic 5892 on 2021-06-08

I got a feature!

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

clench ★2

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

I'm everybody here's vice. In both sense... ★4

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08

I just need to get all the jews rounded ...

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-05

Sorry about that ★3

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-04

Oh I have teeth they're just in a differ...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

I don't have to worry about this. Fish a... ★5

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

I love pickled carrots.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-01

I prefer to grab it through the ass

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

There aren't enough characters in a C&H ... ★1

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

You might want to get that ulcer looked ... ★3

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

If you go deep enough you'll eventually ... ★2

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

Boy stripper bars ★1

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

My day isn't complete until I have been ... ★1

Comment to comic 5884 on 2021-05-31

After work, I usually feel dicked and cu...

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

I've got you babe ★3

Comment to comic 5883 on 2021-05-30

Please discharge over here ★4

Comment to comic 5882 on 2021-05-29

I wish I could charge people for picking...

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

Try vaporizing some of these duplicates ... ★2

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

There are non sexual reasons? ★1

Comment to comic 5881 on 2021-05-28

I remember him. ★3

Comment to comic 5880 on 2021-05-25

Faxing is truly outdated but for some re... ★4

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Yes ★5

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

With a much larger than average baby pen...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

Have I become pre dick table? ★2

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-24

My daddy used to spank me with his wiene...

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-24

There's a reason my Ma calls Pussycat

Comment to comic 5878 on 2021-05-23

People always assume I've just been fish... ★2

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

To other people too, without their knowi...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-22

I can assure you it isn't

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

I can do that

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=06&v=OMNlA...

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I wonder if Caitlin Jenner celebrates Fa... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Yeah so? ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Well it is best to be hammered before ge... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Interesting, absinthe stops my heart fro... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I have daddy issues too. He never finish...

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Amateur. My daddy is one of my side piec... ★3

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Kids, look away. The doctor and I are go... ★4

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Thank God you're here. I've got an itch ... ★5

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

Yippie K-Y motherfucker ★5

Comment to comic 5871 on 2021-05-16

I hope Bruce Willis pays a visit. ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

"Milk me" when asking to be passed the m... ★5

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

But is she aware she's trying? ★1

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Yeah but I got caught. ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Maybe she's just fat in one place and sh... ★2

Comment to comic 5870 on 2021-05-14

Pussies randomly expel greasy neonate ap... ★3

Comment to comic 5869 on 2021-05-12

Yeah I also hate it when I'm brushing my...

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Point? ★1

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

That means the pheromones are working ★4

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

Is that a banana in your asshole or are ... ★6

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-12

"Life uh, finds a way." -Jeff Goldblum ★3

Comment to comic 5868 on 2021-05-11

I mean, anal doesn't always prevent preg...

Comment to comic 5867 on 2021-05-11

That bird has a very nice breast but not... ★2

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Well sonovabitch ★1

Comment to comic 5865 on 2021-05-09

Also the world's first robot whose eyes ...

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Too late. ★5

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Who's up for some Disney+ and inappropri... ★5

Comment to comic 5864 on 2021-05-08

Ursula Porn ★3

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Just Suck Wang ★1

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Can I have your stick? ★2

Comment to comic 5863 on 2021-05-07

Seated: that's what we used to call gett... ★2

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

mmmm white stuff to the face ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

I don't know who this Amber bitch is but... ★2

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Not if you display fake temporary tags i...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Pfft amateur. Always take the plates off... ★6

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Better advice: If you have an erection l... ★5

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Yes homo ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Not until you get out of the closet. ★2

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-03

Even better. ★1

Comment to comic 5859 on 2021-05-01

He's leaving his job as a butcher? ★2

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

Blowing Fat Juicy Dicks ★8

Comment to comic 5858 on 2021-04-30

I remember my funeral. It was nice ★6

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

There is no protection from me ★3

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-28

I prefer knock up jokes ★2

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I know ★6

Comment to comic 5856 on 2021-04-28

I'd like his contact information. ★9

Comment to comic 5855 on 2021-04-27

What the penguin said. ★3

Comment to comic 5854 on 2021-04-26

My memory loss started in the womb too. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-25

It's a big one too. Plenty of room. ★3

Comment to comic 5853 on 2021-04-24

Anybody feel like splitting me? ★3

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

I can provide ★4

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-21

Railing Your Ho Mom ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

In my case "what" is much more appropria... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

If you don't, you won't get any dessert.... ★3

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

You know what else is edible? ★2

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

A million bucks? ★2

Comment to comic 5847 on 2021-04-18

I can only do that fast

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

Ah yes, I remember when they were born. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

Make me ★2

Comment to comic 5844 on 2021-04-13

I've been known to give that feeling ★3

Comment to comic 5843 on 2021-04-13

Nobody's better at making virgin things ... ★2

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Ice cream that's made of man cream ★3

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

Raises head to attention at word penis ★6

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-13

The Hairy Imp Eats Feces ★1

Comment to comic 5842 on 2021-04-12

Here comes pussy face ★6

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

What an awful idea

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Zebras In Asses ★2

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-11

Wait isn't coffee a euphemism for sex? ★4

Comment to comic 5841 on 2021-04-10

I love coffee ★2

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

They could all potentially have large pe... ★5

Comment to comic 5840 on 2021-04-10

Ugh could you imagine living without you...

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-09

What's this about beating someone off?

Comment to comic 5839 on 2021-04-07

Look at Mr. I-can-afford-dinner-every-da... ★8

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-07

Have you beat, beat you off, etc ★7

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Not if I have anything to say about it. ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

We're like heroin. Once you start, you c... ★3

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

Consider who you're talking to here. ★6

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-06

401? Pathetic. ★2

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

I'll see you at cock-in. Remember, be ri... ★7

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

No I'm not ★4

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

That still doesn't confirm whether or no... ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

D ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

Did somebody call for the rapist? ★4

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Who wouldn't? ★1

Comment to comic 5831 on 2021-04-03

I smoked marijuana and look at me now ★5

Comment to comic 5835 on 2021-04-02

Did somebody say something about fucking... ★2

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Rear end dicking ★3

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Yes. But don't tell him. He doesn't know... ★6

Comment to comic 5829 on 2021-03-29

Don't worry everyone, if I ever divorce ... ★2

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

Aborridge ★5

Comment to comic 5832 on 2021-03-29

You keep those secret? I throw them from... ★4

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Immigrated successfully to Dorothy's wom... ★2

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

R...Robface?

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-26

Jesass ★4

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-23

I have ★3

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23

In my case, a lot of days. ★1

Comment to comic 5824 on 2021-03-23

What? That's disgusting. Why would that ... ★3

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-22

I wouldn't

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

latches ★7

Comment to comic 5823 on 2021-03-21

I think it's being modest, looks to me l... ★3

Comment to comic 5821 on 2021-03-19

I typically have to order a large. I'm u... ★2

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Really a portentous experience

Comment to comic 5820 on 2021-03-16

Nobody's ever lived long enough followin... ★1

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

Plot twist: and his anus unhinged like a... ★5

Comment to comic 5819 on 2021-03-16

We've all seen Tom Holland's ass. Don't ... ★7

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

I also prefer to be on top. ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

Oh please I don't give you that much tro... ★7

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-16

F in the ass ★2

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Good ★1

Comment to comic 5818 on 2021-03-15

Adolf Hitler to Eva Braun, 1945. Coloriz... ★5

Comment to comic 5817 on 2021-03-14

For anybody who wishes they were never b... ★4

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Talk to me when the can unhinge your anu... ★3

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Kiss juicy hoes ★2

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-12

Really a 12 year old locked in my baseme... ★10

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

yes

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-10

That reminds me. Grandma needs a spank. ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Looks back and forth ★2

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

I once had a Trojan in me. ★3

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

You shut your goddamn trash mouth. ★4

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Don't look so surprised.

Comment to comic 5814 on 2021-03-09

Waldo was within me once. ★4

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

Bitch Ate Dat Giant Erection

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-09

*Dorothy and I.

Comment to comic 5812 on 2021-03-08

Yes, you didn't mix it with vodka ★3

Comment to comic 5813 on 2021-03-08

Only 3? Amateur lights 8 cigarettes in c... ★3

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

Show? That was a home video. ★1

Comment to comic 5810 on 2021-03-07

I understand. My mother left me to scien... ★3

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

I hope it's a lemon party ★1

Comment to comic 5809 on 2021-03-05

You don't need cum to have boobs? ★1

Comment to comic 5806 on 2021-03-02

We can see you. ★2

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-02

I'm costly in other ways.

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

Expensive. Unlike myself. ★1

Comment to comic 5807 on 2021-03-01

Fuck ur nan ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Whoa Jack, Ass Here ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Well, when you've eaten so many assess i...

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

Yeah asses start to taste the same to me...

Comment to comic 5805 on 2021-02-28

I can moisten that snake again. ★1

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-28

Well that's what I was expecting to come...

Comment to comic 5803 on 2021-02-27

That's disappointing ★2

Comment to comic 5802 on 2021-02-24

I have a baton like that one. I don't us... ★3

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-24

My ass doesn't get sucked. My ass sucks....

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

Is he still married to one of Princess D... ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Dorothy's Open Full Hours ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

What's this about a puberty ghost? ★1

Comment to comic 5799 on 2021-02-22

Oh you should. He's very good. ★4

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-21

The fuck? He was the only one who could ...

Comment to comic 5798 on 2021-02-20

Time to visit my old friend, Freddy Krue... ★1

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Roight Roight

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Ah yes. Harry. He was tired of being hou... ★2

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Anything can be transmitted sexually if ... ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

You're-on,-ho

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

My period ★3

Comment to comic 5797 on 2021-02-19

Gertrude? ★1

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

You're stuck on Thaime?

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

It's hard not to get distracted by them.... ★7

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

They all entered at the same time. ★9

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

OMG same. And my uncle and my grandpa an... ★5

Comment to comic 5796 on 2021-02-17

★3

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

I once vibed on twenty one pilots ★4

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

I wish someone would slip me a 50" but I...

Comment to comic 5795 on 2021-02-16

Shouldn't orange shirt be saying that to...

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Sure is, wee man. ★7

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

No no, Dorothy isn't inside you, you are... ★1

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

You're all going to be my valentines whe... ★3

Comment to comic 5794 on 2021-02-16

Son, I Wanna "Mingle" ★8

Comment to comic 5793 on 2021-02-15

I have a feeling every day of the week. ★1

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

That wasn't a request. ★7

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

Drop your pants and I'll show you.

Comment to comic 5792 on 2021-02-13

I've been known to have the ability to p...

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

I really truly am a large number of peop... ★3

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-13

Is it me? ★2

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

And STD's ★5

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

Hi. I'm a large amount of years. ★4

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-10

I've zip zopped Bill Cosby's boppity bop... ★7

Comment to comic 5790 on 2021-02-09

Wait is that bad? ★3

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

Big ass pussy ★6

Comment to comic 5788 on 2021-02-09

True. That doesn't look anything like a ... ★3

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-08

And me. Which sometimes involves barbecu...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Resistance is futile. Just let it happen...

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

I promise nothing. Cracks whip

Comment to comic 5787 on 2021-02-06

Don't we all

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

Chris Hansen has entered the chat ★4

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

Everybody's mom

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-05

He doesn't get an option. It just happen...

Comment to comic 5784 on 2021-02-03

Dinner ★5

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Is that how Bill got you?

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

I can hook up with you....er....hook you... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Never drive who under the influence? Wha... ★2

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't... ★4

Comment to comic 5783 on 2021-02-03

He's just not looking hard enough. ★5

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

I always knew I'd be the end of this pla... ★2

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

I don't know, I've never even seen it be... ★3

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-02

Why'd it turn white?

Comment to comic 5782 on 2021-02-01

I'm told that if I was there, I could ha... ★5

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

Sometimes

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Yup. Right in the cervix.

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

I had a daddy who was like a donkey in a...

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-01-30

Betty White pissed on my grave.

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-29

You can try but the second I sneeze they... ★2

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

★9

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Contraception ★9

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Go get a neck massage from Wreck It Ralp... ★3

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Please stop spamming the comment section... ★11

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

You end up in the C&H comment section. ★6

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

How....tame

Comment to comic 5778 on 2021-01-27

I gulp.

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

And Chlamydia. ★1

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

I have excellent hindsight. I can spot a... ★5

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Just throw it at whatever you want delet...

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Wait doesn't the constitution promise th... ★1

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-26

Looks down intimidatingly

Comment to comic 5776 on 2021-01-25

Ooooh hairy children. Enticing. ★1

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-25

(insert dick here)

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Tits grow mold ★2

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

Isn't it a comic?

Comment to comic 5775 on 2021-01-24

The dick is more important anyway ★1

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-24

Who is this James May? I'm not sure who ...

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

You're welcome. If you would like to try... ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

Turns out if you mix certain STD's with ... ★2

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

I'll show you some real powah

Comment to comic 5774 on 2021-01-23

I'm the cure for that

Comment to comic 5773 on 2021-01-22

No I didn't

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

And so is rough anal. ★1

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

*Yes. Good grammar is important. ★2

Comment to comic 5772 on 2021-01-20

Baby: shits ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Not before me

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

That's cheese? I thought it was gold.

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Did somebody say erect? VACUUM SEQUENCE ... ★1

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Yes homo ★3

Comment to comic 5771 on 2021-01-19

Awe. Of course not. ★2

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Yes he is quite sweet. Very sweet indeed... ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Who said he got it back?

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

I have been known to smell of cooking fi... ★3

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Fucking In Nigeria ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Didn't....he do both those things? ★1

Comment to comic 5770 on 2021-01-19

Last time I made Phil finger me he said ... ★2

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-17

Cancer ★1

Comment to comic 5769 on 2021-01-16

Could also be a 60's hobo tho

Comment to comic 5768 on 2021-01-16

You need a ring to make people melt? I j... ★2

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

My eggs crack like that when I fuck too ... ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

I thought that stood for Incel Tits, als...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Is it though? I mean, how hard can it be...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Thank You For Being A Friend ★5

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Or both ★1

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

queefs

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

Might be It ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

Do what? Where am I? This isn't the Bing... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

And why am I in this hand basket?

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

What's up?

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Well I'm 2/3 of that

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-12

Those teens don't know excitement.

Comment to comic 5763 on 2021-01-10

That's his good side ★1

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-09

oh yeah

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

2021: Storm Dorothy ★2

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

I too have hearing AIDS. ★3

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

The visits with Dorothy do not stop. Dor...

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

It's all fun and games until he locks hi... ★3

Comment to comic 5761 on 2021-01-08

People are going to listen to it and the... ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

I'd complete that setup but I'm too busy... ★1

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

Also who else thought the previous comic...

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-05

I don't charge anything. I just steal an...

Comment to comic 5758 on 2021-01-04

Wait, it's not normal to do that on a fi...

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

You're in luck. Mine's naturally hairles... ★1

Comment to comic 5757 on 2021-01-03

Nice pussy ★7

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-03

Not as big as my pocket universe ★1

Comment to comic 5756 on 2021-01-02

I thought there wasn't a comic today. I ... ★8

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

There's no aggressively sexual comment t... ★4

Comment to comic 5755 on 2020-12-31

It happens. Frequently.

Comment to comic 5754 on 2020-12-31

Only an amateur let's something like bei...

Comment to comic 5753 on 2020-12-31

That causes kids?

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I bite back though. Fair warning ★3

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

I've got room ★1

Comment to comic 5751 on 2020-12-28

yum ;)

Comment to comic 5750 on 2020-12-25

I once failed an STD test.

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

Yes ★7

Comment to comic 5749 on 2020-12-23

I've had that ★1

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

What's this about fucking a cunt?

Comment to comic 5748 on 2020-12-22

I know her. Her name is Eunice. She's a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

I'm always up for a lube job ★1

Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

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Comment to comic 5747 on 2020-12-22

If you don't want to pick it up, feel fr... ★3

Comment to comic 5746 on 2020-12-20

rice Did I do it right, fellow kids? ★1

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

I find they recieve it quite well if you...

Comment to comic 5745 on 2020-12-19

Husband: "We're naming him after the pos... ★6

Comment to comic 5744 on 2020-12-18

What about this ocean of an ass ★2

Comment to comic 5743 on 2020-12-16

Hey where did orange shirt get that pict...

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Nobody's ever really "ready" ★1

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Holding out? You live inside me.

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Re: He dead

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

He dead ★3

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Oh please I was doing that before your g... ★1

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

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Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-15

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Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-15

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

And her labia spread twice as wide ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Bengay and KY jelly ★1

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Hi Pinkie Poo. How are you?

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

Oh, you don't have to save it. I sell th... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-13

You wish you could make your genitals sp... ★2

Comment to comic 5739 on 2020-12-12

Genitally speaking ★2

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

Anally. ★1

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-12

I'm everything. ★3

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

so hard

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/k...

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

Finally?

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-09

Like sexually assaulting fish in a barre... ★3

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-09

Oh fuck that's illegal? ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

Says who ★2

Comment to comic 5735 on 2020-12-08

I volunteer as tribute ★2

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Wait maybe green shirt is Conway Twitty....

Comment to comic 5734 on 2020-12-08

Only 9mm?

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-07

I also do violent sex. ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Yeah I love big D too. ★4

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

Wow this one was real depressing. I'd ha... ★2

Comment to comic 5733 on 2020-12-06

This hit harder than my daddy ★4

Comment to comic 5732 on 2020-12-05

Yeah every time I look up my favorite st... ★4

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

As if you need to hear the details

Comment to comic 5731 on 2020-12-04

My boys take care of me too. Or else. ★7

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

Yes ★2

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Thanks, sugar. Now take 'em off. ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-01

Fill him up with the zombie fungus spore... ★3

Comment to comic 5728 on 2020-12-01

Yep. Since 2009, but that wasn't from Co... ★2

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

I mean that's technically true of all br... ★8

Comment to comic 5729 on 2020-11-30

★1

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

I know. I just like to hear you say it. ★4

Comment to comic 5727 on 2020-11-30

What did he call me?

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

"No, we're just American." ★3

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

I think I have a couple

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-28

Well I have to hang my coat up at the ab...

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

Easily solved with a wire hanger. I do i... ★1

Comment to comic 5725 on 2020-11-27

We all know he was just flashing his wad... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

You're looking for alien asses? I know s... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

How did you know my 3 aliases, Claire, B... ★1

Comment to comic 5722 on 2020-11-24

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Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

Good to see you know what the fucking or... ★3

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-24

69 nice ★2

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

I know what I'm getting you all for Chri...

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

I have pink everything

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

one...two.......wait

Comment to comic 5719 on 2020-11-22

Almost like it follows you wherever you ...

Comment to comic 5720 on 2020-11-20

do a flip ★6

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

Ah yes. I do the same with young boys. ★2

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

No no, this isn't a scat fetish. You nee...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-18

Why is there a turd on the dad's upper l...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

My roommate, Blanche, puts her makeup on... ★1

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-17

Must have eaten a lot of cheese

Comment to comic 5714 on 2020-11-14

I am your maw

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

WTF he's supposed to be looking at my ha...

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-14

It's raining men! Hallelujah! ★3

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Who said anything about consent?

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

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Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Trust me. It'll benefit your package. ★4

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I've got a job for you ★1

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

Soon I will pull on the hose ★3

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

I've read semen is more effective. Like ... ★1

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Fire fighter fired for fighting fire wit... ★8

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

Today I learned cocaine can power a scor... ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

*cums ★1

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

wild new std appears ★3

Comment to comic 5711 on 2020-11-10

What about how I did anal and you didn't... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

Alrighty everybody, you all know where t... ★3

Comment to comic 5709 on 2020-11-09

._. ★1

Comment to comic 5708 on 2020-11-07

I fucking hate that fucking road ★3

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-07

Cotton tail butt plugs. They're furries.... ★5

Comment to comic 5707 on 2020-11-06

I see a couple of fat guys getting handj... ★10

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

That goes for the rest of you too. Now g... ★4

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

★5

Comment to comic 5705 on 2020-11-03

::Cries during tax season:: ★2

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03

Is that a challenge I hear? ★1

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-03

I know, my fabulous saggy tits are very ... ★4

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

Just call me "something" ★3

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

I'm still going strong not being discove... ★5

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

What's this about Thanos's dick? ★4

Comment to comic 5704 on 2020-11-02

I'm very picky about color coordination.... ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Canada has a place called Lake Despair

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Guh. ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Gy ★3

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Hey can someone word me? ★3

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-11-01

And I'm frequently full of baby gravy ★2

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

Captain geriatrica ★1

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

Head turns to attention ★3

Comment to comic 5702 on 2020-10-31

Is that one of those interweb meemees? ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

You had me at "take my 13" black" but yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Because that's where you'll be thrown. T... ★3

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

This will be a change. Normally I'm a sl... ★4

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Take it back or you'll see what real mol... ★8

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Don't act like I don't take something fr... ★6

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

Just use the N word. You won't have to w... ★6

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

The funny thing about The Golden Girls i... ★5

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

For Halloween, I'm going to be a whore ★5

Comment to comic 5700 on 2020-10-28

We'll just go ahead and have it engraved... ★9

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Wait there are trophies now? I feel scre... ★3

Comment to comic 5699 on 2020-10-28

Nobody's got more plastic than me. Wait,... ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Wouldn't mind leaving some presents in t... ★2

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

Oh, that's my sister Maude who has a dau... ★1

Comment to comic 5697 on 2020-10-26

I know Carol. She's a cunt.

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

Hey now everybody. All people are equal.... ★9

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-23

About 10:30, why do you ask? ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

No guarantees ★2

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-23

(‿O‿) ★1

Comment to comic 5694 on 2020-10-21

Hey can someone count mine? ★3

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-19

Ah yes. Retirement Home retirement home.... ★7

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

Yes ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

You know what they say about men with bi... ★1

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-16

Yes ★4

Comment to comic 5688 on 2020-10-14

I wouldn't mind getting touched inapprop... ★3

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-12

For Pedro ★1

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Hey come on. You can be gentle when you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

There are products to help you wet the b... ★2

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-12

Of course they do. They do it in this co... ★1

Comment to comic 5685 on 2020-10-12

And then some ★1

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

Was it? You adolescents all look the sam... ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

I do that every other Thursday. ★2

Comment to comic 5683 on 2020-10-09

I once made a dark knight rise at a rena... ★7

Comment to comic 5682 on 2020-10-07

Blow jobs are better ★2

Comment to comic 5680 on 2020-10-06

I'll never finish the-rapey ★3

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Judging by the amount of arm movement, b... ★7

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Not sure if pumpkin or Trump's Covid rid... ★7

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

NOTHING sucks more than Dorothy ★4

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

I'm sorry is it 2008? ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I've played that ★4

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

If it could stretch it, I wore it. ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

That's not a lawn ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

You save a lot of time if you just fight... ★6

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

I prefer grandma ★2

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

SSShhhhhh the feds are still trying to f... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

I couldn't care less if it's hard or not... ★2

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-16

Obviously this guy doesn't watch Forensi... ★3

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

And when I flip over, you see the air ta... ★1

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

Always room for one Morothy ★3

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

all *in Dorothy ★5

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

I have object permanence. I have any obj... ★6

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Jeths Crithe ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

I sure hope he finds the body of Lemmywi... ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Isn't that ass-lighting? ★1

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

Sex. The special gift is sex. ★5

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

And as long as that number is on the clo... ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

I don't have a drinking problem. I can d... ★8

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

drools ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

The very thought of this moistens me ★2

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

Same ★5

Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

How about a mashed potato?

Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

I'm sure I'd be disappointed too. ★3

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

I'll show you how worst I am ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-28

A taste of Dorothy? ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

A comprehensive study. By Dorothy Zborna... ★7

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

..... ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

★9

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

Boomer ★3

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Wait which one has the boner? ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

You are the pillow, sugar ★2

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

No big. I'll just shove his leg up there... ★3

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Come to think of it, I probably wouldn't... ★5

Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

Mmmm I wouldn't kick that stick man out ... ★5

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

The search for a decent O continues ★1

Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

Relatable ★1

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

eye twitches ★1

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

I'm everywhere. Know everything. In ever... ★4

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

I'm thinking he was referring to Crop Du... ★3

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

My PTSD is acting up ★10

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

Caramel ★2

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

★1

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

Gasp my ears ★4

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

I don't. Can you elaborate please? ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

It's ok. With a dick like that I could r... ★5

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

well did you know, that when it "shows,"... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Orange shirt is packing ★2

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

I do NOT hoard them. I share them with t... ★4

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

*What a penis face ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

What a dickhead ★3

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Just what I've always wanted ★4

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Richard Nixon's head ★4

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

I wish they'd just switch to the battle ... ★7

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

A dip'n zip ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

A nail'n bail ★3

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Automatically parents* ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Of course we can. Why do you think I kee... ★7

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

# PutAllBabyBoysIntoPrison ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

All men rape their mother on the day of ... ★5

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Your fudge is going to get packed whethe... ★9

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Looking at you, Byrd. Wherever you are. ★7

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Never do what you love for free ★4

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

★6

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Ban him ★7

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Back when my kids were in school and one... ★7

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Do I hear about something around here be... ★3

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

Oh, I thought he was gonna spell cun... ... ★7

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I'll bend any way I want. I'm very bendy... ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

I'm aware it was a lapse in judgement. ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

I've been known to create extensions ★4

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Welp, I'm back. By popular demand, it se... ★16

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

You bet your sweet succulent ass I will.... ★6

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-05

thumped

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

drain bamage? ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

COVIDEATH ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Eye ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

That's not a problem. It's a solution.

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Your punishment will be looking at me nu... ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Mother palefuckers ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Why am I in this hand basket? ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Ass blubber ★2

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Flab lover ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

That's what I used to call one of my ex'... ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

I used to do that to make a fake hymen s... ★7

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Yes. We are. ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Yeah! Wait... ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Go climb a flagpole during a thunderstor... ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Madonna? Where? ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Reminds me of that time I made a giant b... ★2

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Don't act like you don't want these vein... ★1

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

Reminds me of that time I was married to... ★1

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Also his dick is enormous ★3

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

Oh I thought maybe they were talking abo...

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

Ssshhhhhh

Comment to comic 5573 on 2020-06-02

I'll have it ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

Did he used to be Stu Cucumbers? ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

I always come first ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

I think they may have gotten spld ★1

Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

I need to find this store

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

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Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

starts gnawing on hard drives ★3

Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-05-31

Wait what's wrong with pedophilia? ★5

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

I'm the only cure for that ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

The universe finally accepted you? Congr... ★4

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

I'm just going to leave this comment her... ★5

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

F-U-C-K-I-N-G ★2

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

And who says guns can't cure disease

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-30

I once confessed. The priest collapsed i... ★6

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29

I prefer 15 for the pink, 5 for the stin... ★1

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29

Hmmm I know him. I used to call him Chuc...

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29

Suck Suck Cunt

Comment to comic 5570 on 2020-05-29

I've had that. ★1

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ★2

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

Maybe if you stopped licking doorknobs e... ★2

Comment to comic 5569 on 2020-05-29

Aaahhhh! A talking beanbag chair! ★3

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

Watch out for number 2? Uuuuuhhhhhmmmmm....

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

I'm always running. Even when I'm comple... ★2

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

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Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

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Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

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Shouldn't teal shirt be running towards ... ★3

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

On certain aspects of this, yes.

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Mostly the worst of us ★1

Comment to comic 5567 on 2020-05-26

Amateur

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

Well a person's bowels do tend to void w... ★4

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-26

Hey. They reduce pleasure, ok? ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

I'd like to start at $30

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Cumcaine ★2

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Pffft no used condoms? Loser. ★1

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

Vibrators*

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

I like vibes ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

How about a handjob? ★3

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

I hear prince Andrew frequents ★3

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Yeah she was pretty big when she died in... ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Hmm at my work place it was the itches a... ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

BWAby come back You can blame it all on ... ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Cocks and Hoo-ha's ★1

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

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Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Did someone say massage the rapy clinic?... ★2

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Ah yes. 4. The number that comes after 2... ★4

Comment to comic 5565 on 2020-05-23

Don't worry. The harass and rape departm... ★4

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I would love to help but not nearly as m... ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Fight club? ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Pretty sure at this point that nothing c... ★2

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I just look at it through a floppy disk ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

U wot m8? ill bash ye fookin gabber in I... ★4

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I don't do the French either. Scratchy m... ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I've seen them. It's like looking at a h... ★3

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I've heard if you drill a hole in their ... ★1

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

No no dear. That's called a dildo. ★2

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We've all been the pole at one point or ... ★3

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

I'm hoping their names are Ewing 1, Shre... ★7

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-23

Hey, I still play with toys in a void of... ★2

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

Hey, Miss Demeanor used to be one of my ... ★3

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

What a coincidence! I'm currently drowni... ★4

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

Real men fight the law and fuck children... ★5

Comment to comic 5564 on 2020-05-22

Why wait? Oh. Didn't read the last panel... ★2

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Well, spread em and let's see ★1

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Hit it ★2

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

*Dorothy piss ★3

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

Dickerview

Comment to comic 5563 on 2020-05-22

golden ★4

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Jump in the line. Rock your body in time... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Like one of your testicles is a foot?

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Did you hear the one about the guy who s... ★4

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

I wonder if there are crabs living in th... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Yeah but I bet a foot ball holds a lot o... ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Nobody can resist the big D ★3

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Hey. Get in line. ★1

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Man that would be great for my foot feti... ★7

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Ah, that's hot ★2

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Well yeah but I'll eat it after ★1

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Or a Mercury Colony Park. Gotta have spa... ★2

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

I got an ad for a 2008 Mercury Grand Mar... ★1

Comment to comic 5561 on 2020-05-19

Looks like dinner to me

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

More lard to make you hard ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

Speak for yourself. I can make him say t... ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

I'm all the medication you need ★1

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-18

Where's the fun in that? I prefer them r...

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

I actually can blow two bubbles at once,... ★3

Comment to comic 5560 on 2020-05-17

If I was that piece of litter, I'd still... ★2

Comment to comic 5559 on 2020-05-16

Speaking of which, can anybody spare som... ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

ESPECIALLY your cousin Graham. ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

And she'll be awful at styling her doll'... ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Well you just described a great way to g... ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

This shit is bananananas ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Hmm, haven't figured out how to do that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Just like default victories are the best... ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

How did the part in fondler's hair chang... ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Wait, is it still 2005? ★5

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

I think every male body is the ideal mal...

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Technically, that's still not pregnant. ★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

All they have to do is not vaccinate it ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Baby killer

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

★1

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Men carry millions of babies at a time. ...

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

I'd rather play with your kids to congra... ★2

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

Excuse you? I'm just fat.

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Well, bring it 'ere

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

Depends on where I'm drooling from. ★1

Comment to comic 5557 on 2020-05-13

send dicks my way. I'll make them warm a... ★4

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

My name is Dorothy. Not Bad Mood. ★1

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Go rustle a bush during hunting season ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Before, currently, next, pretty much alw... ★1

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Wait, this says he was fired in 2007. Wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Puts a tune in my poon ★3

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

And that's why we're not paying you as m... ★5

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Oh hey Mike

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

What do traps use autotune for? To make ... ★4

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

iHole™ ★2

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-13

Come on, there's the fourth panel? I wan... ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

And below as well ★2

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-12

Oh was his ski mask white when he bought...

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I almost always come

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

You'd think they'd be supported. Can you... ★5

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Yeah I find molesting something is a gre... ★3

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

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Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

You and I both know you're more proud th... ★4

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

Wait so did the therapist get up and rep...

Comment to comic 5555 on 2020-05-11

I've never been afraid of death.

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

yes ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

I imagine he's keeping it closed pretty ... ★4

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

Hell I've had Dorothy ★2

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

How else are they supposed to get it out... ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

I like to think that's how all of these ... ★1

Comment to comic 5553 on 2020-05-10

One of my ex husband's proposed to me li... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

I'm going to refer you to my below reply... ★1

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

As if I care ★4

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

I once had sex on a stage. The audience ... ★3

Comment to comic 5554 on 2020-05-10

Why not just use the warp zone

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Damn. I'm old. I don't like change. ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

I may discovered how to do this

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Could it be because you frequently have ... ★3

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Hey. If I wanted my own comeback I'd lic... ★4

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

It also makes teens very impressionable ★4

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

Let me make you tingle when I make those... ★1

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

You reek-ah ★5

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-06

I find it's easier to just kidnap triple... ★3

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Life? Is that was you kids are calling m... ★2

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

I used to work with a black girl named C...

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Oh please. The world is my sex dungeon. ★3

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

I prefer a soft, creamy core

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Is it really NSFW if it doesn't have a p... ★3

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Come quick and come pounding

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

Interesting

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

A brighter future. That would be why it'... ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted... ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Get over here. I require nutrients. ★3

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Sodomy ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Much like the rent.

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

No thanks, cream is very fat and I'm on ... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

May the Schwartz be with you too. ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

This comment really takes the cake ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Yes, money burns quite hot in the firepl... ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Oh so you're good at raping too ★2

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

Well. I hope you're very good at taking.... ★1

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

No. No it does not. ★4

Comment to comic 5550 on 2020-05-05

I am Dorothy. Give or take? ★4

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

I would have consulted God directly but ... ★4

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

My doctor depresses my tongue often

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-05

What kind of a loser actually has a badg... ★4

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Ah yes. I was on the board that develope... ★4

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

Dorothy: Is in the house ★5

Comment to comic 5548 on 2020-05-03

Oh and here I thought it was a picture o... ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

Yes. Very good targets. Wait, do you mea... ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

You now prolapsed rectums can be surgica... ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

Yes, babies are weak. We didn't need con... ★1

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

I am who I am for 2 reasons: 1) I was bo... ★5

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-03

You are all Darryl

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

Hmm change the title of that list from "... ★2

Comment to comic 5546 on 2020-04-29

AUNTIE. SOMEONES MAKING FUN OF YOU AGAIN...

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Can I come? ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Bold of you to assume not having a dick ... ★3

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

So that's why Cynthia looks like that ★2

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

Only thing he was cutting out was their ... ★1

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

My Johnson ★5

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

sniff yes

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

My grandpa used to groom me. Then after ... ★6

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

Oh a noskcaJ leahciM ★2

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

* gun_to_hand: ★1

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

I think they call that a hand job ★1

Comment to comic 5543 on 2020-04-29

I'd be concerned if a black man told me ... ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

"There once was a lady from Dallas Who u... ★3

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Yeah Baby

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

To be honest, I've never came at all. I'... ★4

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

The easiest baby to violate is a dead ba...

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

The most delicious baby is a fresh baby

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Obviously she wanted the baby dead becau... ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I heard once about a guy in Nova Scotia ... ★1

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Concaine Cocrete

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

Sorry about that. I'm trying to clench h... ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

I guess that short of a fall should be e... ★2

Comment to comic 5542 on 2020-04-27

:spicy: ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

I'm handling this quarantini by drinking... ★3

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

U know it ★4

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-26

Hey I've been called that before ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

Probably got his legs surgically lengthe... ★1

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

Kiddies with tiddies?

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

Squeeze harder

Comment to comic 5541 on 2020-04-25

So that's why my shipment of ass didn't ... ★3

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

I do beg frequently ★1

Comment to comic 5540 on 2020-04-25

Guys have tried that with me but there's... ★5

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Oh thank God, I thought I'd killed you. ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Bless all over you

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

✝️ ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

With pleasure. Now come here, young man.... ★2

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

The most ridiculous part of that headlin... ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

( . Y . )

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Former? ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

⬇️ that's not spit ★3

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-22

Wait, you're not supposed to be proud of... ★2

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

I can be good news or bad news. I can be... ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

Hey, you can't prove that.

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

They don't even pay me. ★1

Comment to comic 5536 on 2020-04-21

Pffft come on the teeth are the best par...

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Ahem

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-20

Such language! This is a family site. ★2

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

You also like playing with bums? ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

Transformer panel>option menu>flip horiz... ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

I mean maybe? He doesn't have a throat a... ★1

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

He's gotten quite the hunchback since we...

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

I think you two hockey players standing ... ★3

Comment to comic 5534 on 2020-04-18

You got it, baby. ★2

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Newsground For all your local and global... ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Free labor. Like a family.

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Eh, Chaturbate is better. ★4

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

42 ★4

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Oh, those aren't on my head. But they do... ★2

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Last time I was told not to go to Ravenh...

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Are you talking about me again? ★1

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Hollup, people stopped playing Farmville... ★4

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

rank ★3

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-17

GODDAMN IT ED STOP GNAWING THROUGH YOUR ... ★2

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Hey. Ain't nobody else tamed it the way ... ★1

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

If you refer to a cook as a cooker, you'... ★3

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Who? ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

No, don't wear one. It'll just get lost ... ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Please ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

Sorry, typo. I meant stroke. ★1

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

I strike when I want

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-13

Take me ★4

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

I'll be counting me into you ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

Oh you've been in the army. That explain... ★1

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

If anybody else would like to be taken d... ★5

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-11

I know that feeling

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

yes

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Netflix and heil ★4

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

I'd love to live in myself. The reviews ... ★3

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Oh, that makes them scared for much more... ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

I do tend to leak ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Ever not been able to watch a YouTube vi... ★2

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

A little bit, yes. ★3

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

I'm positive in every conceivable way. ★2

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

I got mine checked. Turns out all of me ... ★5

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Are you kidding? That makes it so much b... ★1

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

Oh yeah, shoot me. Shoot all over me. ★5

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Like you haven't ★1

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

I'm thinking it goes pretty much everywh... ★1

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

Was your mom mad when it landed on the d... ★1

Comment to comic 5524 on 2020-04-06

No need, Igor. Steps up

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

What hasn't Spongebob done?

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

Yeah there's lots of good hentai of them... ★1

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

Like children's parties. They both teach... ★3

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

Totally Spies! ★3

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-06

You called? ★2

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Well, you can't get a fake ass pregnant....

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Anus

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Oh, he was assin' alright ★4

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

What's wrong with a little sticky

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

Also, that wouldn't be very good social ... ★4

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

I would but that might kill them ★2

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

I have a reptile dysfunction ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-04

Can you introduce me to isolation? ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-04

I've heard the chef's secret sauce is qu... ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Yeah but it was only for like a week. ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

I'm going to interpret that as a little ... ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Oh well. Maybe take up baking? ★4

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

What's wrong with having a boner in a ki...

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Say hi to Phil for me

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

They're probably dead. Let's face it. ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

I just spent 4 hours repeatedly redialin... ★1

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

it is not funny to plagiarise® ★4

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Wait is this how Coronavirus started? ★2

Comment to comic 5520 on 2020-04-01

Imagine being so bad at sex that you nee... ★3

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Can't be. My burns are full body. ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Sounds like my old friend, Jeffrey Lovin...

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

You mean a bag of candy and Plan B? ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

I don't know, I think we taste pretty go... ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

Did somebody say ass cream? ★1

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

I've given many adult hugs that resulted...

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

I've heard the law's dick is even longer...

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

So you're a lesbian? ★2

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

I always thought their entire bodies wer... ★1

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-31

Well I'm always available ★1

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

If not theirs then how about mine? ★1

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

Why do people who don't have feet need s...

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

Make sure to drink plenty of bleach when...

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

yes ★1

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

So like jokes about niggers? ★3

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-30

Or becoming ye ol' town slut ★2

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

I've always been more of a Rescue Megazo...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

I have video footage to confirm this. Fo...

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Dibs on 3rd from front. ★1

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Been there. Done that. Wasn't. Fuck you,... ★1

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOOWEEE cough WEEEWOOOWEEEW... ★5

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

Hey, that's not proper social distancing... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

https://www.wikihow-fun.com/Act-Like-You...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Sucked up like a cow by a cow? ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Who cares

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

I thought that was sex with me. https://...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Futanari. They just edited it out of the...

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

They tickle. Don't they? ★3

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Neat. I vacuumed. ★5

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Oh yeah I got him high once. He's easier... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Fortunately, I'm used to burning sensati... ★1

Comment to comic 5515 on 2020-03-28

Wtf is hygiene

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

It's nerf?

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Probably not so long as it's purple

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Hilary, that kills people

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Well I'm out of food, gotta get nutritio...

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Is that what you used to murder Keith Mc...

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-25

Could be worse. The PSES could have deci...

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

Post Sexual Encounter Stress ★3

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

Practice makes blindness

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

I fe-see what you did there ★1

Comment to comic 5512 on 2020-03-24

Hey, I know that guy. ★1

Comment to comic 5511 on 2020-03-23

I've got those shakes. Never gone this l...

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

Joke will be on them when the panic is o... ★2

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-23

I wonder if Jesus could have turned wate...

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

sweats and licks lips ★1

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

If I had the ability to turn water into ...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

You're one to talk with that res-erectio... ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

Imagine finding out on April 1st that th... ★2

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

That's right. I'm number 3 and keep that...

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

sniff

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

If served soft, I can make it hard

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

I hope so. I can handle 19 of anything. ★3

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-18

Though shall not covid thy neighbor's wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-18

Gay

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

And at 24 they're just too old

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

yes ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

I was a hipster until I broke my hip. Ca... ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Till death in a couple weeks do we part ★5

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

My workplace is cutting back because all... ★5

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Trust me, you don't want a bite from tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Yes but do yours still have the children... ★3

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Oh, it was definitely diminished afterwa...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Couldn't if I tried ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

People need to stop watching zombie apoc...

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

I laughed too Licks someone else's ass ★4

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

Sweats ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

I once fingered a minor. Broke a G strin... ★5

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-17

The girlfriend looks Asian ★1

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Time to go give an ogre repeated hand jo...

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

Thanks, by the way. I needed that. ★3

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

I was briefly a boxer ★1

Comment to comic 5507 on 2020-03-17

The real question is where did he get a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Not nearly as screwed as I am. ★2

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Do you are have condom ★4

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Well, coronavirus preys on the elderly. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Not sure I get it. If someone doesn't wa... ★5

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

Even when I've closed the browser. I'll ... ★2

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

And I have to say. I'm really REALLY tir... ★3

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

Gotta get em broken in while they're you... ★1

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

At this point the bugs chase me

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

66

Comment to comic 5502 on 2020-03-14

This dampened me ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

That's a coronavirus thing? I thought it... ★3

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

Well they certainly wouldn't die from co... ★6

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

A peekeeper???

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-14

"what do we say to the waiter?" ★1

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

You dare oppose me, mortal? ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

I think we all know the answer to that q... ★2

Comment to comic 5505 on 2020-03-13

I'd like to speak to your manager please... ★4

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

What's wrong with that?

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Um, pretty sure this is actually my them...

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-13

Lights. Camera. Action, baby. ★2

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Hahaha. You said do.

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Just smile and wave, boys. ★2

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

I recently read a very compelling piss i... ★1

Comment to comic 5504 on 2020-03-11

Don't act like you've never wanted a pri... ★1

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Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Want me to send some of my crabs your wa... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Have you considered giving blumpkins for... ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Shoot. Beat me to it. ★1

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-11

Such as pooping in the tank of his toile... ★3

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

Something that rhymes with Nick

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

No u

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

Says you. Simon says has gotten me a lot...

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10

Beat me too.

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-10

I guess Simon told Kris not to do anythi... ★4

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Yes sir

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

Simon says do me

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

D) Dick

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

I didn't choose the scat life. The scat ... ★1

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-09

It's nice to see the fat kid from Disney...

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Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

Have you ever noticed how much The Rock ... ★5

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

Pro whoa

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

I run too, so I wear Depends. ★4

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Only 16?

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

I thought I was what you got when you cr...

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

You want hentai aids?

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Why don't you come and pow this beef? ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

Gerfird. You have to take the condom off... ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

It's always yes, obviously.

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

Did somebody say something about a fist ... ★1

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

Is it me? ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

I imagine wild animals all over the worl... ★3

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

I mean it'll be the same shape just a di... ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Wash blue shirt? ★1

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

Boris Johnson is just Trump Lite ★5

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-06

To masturbate?

Comment to comic 5497 on 2020-03-04

I'm lots of people's side ★2

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

If you catch aids and die, you don't hav...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs0I9f2aeX... ★1

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

That gave me a chubby

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

What like club soda?

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-04

Or their penises

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

I hope many animals died to make it. ★2

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

"The doctors are baffled. His heart was ...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

With a particularly impressive talent. ★1

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

Did it hurt when it was punched into you... ★5

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

How? Everybody knows fat people can't fi...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

They probably contain quite a lot of sod...

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

This looks familiar. Did I have another ... ★2

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

You're in luck. I have cleavage all over... ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

★2

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

Blunt is also much more satisfying ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

Plastic surgery ★2

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

Ahem

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

Notice me, Earth Chan.

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

I think I'm a ho now?

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

Two more what? Spleens? Wives? Tax retur...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

Fun fact: he was actually trying to inve... ★3

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

What about the warm basement of your mot... ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

Yep. Even my fingernails have something....

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

Why? Was he late? ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

So buy a better fleshlight. Duh.

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-02

How do you touch every part of a doll at...

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Starts talking profusely ★2

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

"So anyway, this fat woman comes into th... ★5

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

I thought I heard him say "I don't feel ... ★2

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Closes legs no ★3

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

Obesity is no joke. America is in crisis... ★6

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01

Hmm, maybe. Hey would you choke me a lit... ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Johnson, yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Doesn't look like he's struggling that m...

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Maybe he just likes it ★4

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Smart killers also make sure their serve... ★5

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

Oh come on. They always get them back. I... ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

I don't know but it might be why my dog ... ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

I bet it'll be a real gas ★3

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

I prefer pillow silence ★2

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-02-28

They get mad at me when I test pillows o... ★3

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

Fast ★3

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

All you wanted was for them to take a sh... ★4

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

sizzle

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

Hey I know that guy

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

Lalalala

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-28

zip ★1

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Shhhhh just close your eyes ★1

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

I haven't slept since the last time ★1

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

But I like milk duds

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

Are guys who go to gloryholes wallbanger... ★2

Comment to comic 5489 on 2020-02-26

.....Mervin? ★2

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Wait wait do vaccines cause autism still...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

*hour ★1

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Awe not there. Do you have any idea how ... ★2

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

https://youtu.be/ZUknj-GehtU?t=0010 ★1

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

His legs don't work but he makes up for ...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Why would I lick a fleshlight when I hav...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-26

Obviously trying to lick it clean ★3

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25

I get it

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

I'm a Sex Ed teacher. Part of my lesson ... ★6

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

I've been attached to kids. Oh, just a m... ★3

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Yeah, they got that big ass saw blade go... ★1

Comment to comic 5490 on 2020-02-25

Whether or not it sucks or blows, that c... ★4

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Wishing these volume jacked Hydrasense a...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

I'm pretty sure, at this point, that I w...

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

I mostly just like em. Period. ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Not stonk

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Yes ★1

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

I used to be a garage man

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

spreads legs, activates vacuum ★2

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Isn't that every week here?

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Did you just assume they assumed your as... ★5

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-23

Relatable

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

I think a video game is when you pong af...

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

You were gone? ★5

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Previously cheese sandwich ★2

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Shirt isn't purple enough ★1

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Can I kill grandmothers with one stone a...

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

I recently got the dot to the other side... ★3

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-22

Whew, good. Maybe I'll get to Heaven aft...

Comment to comic 5486 on 2020-02-21

Is pooping on a chest a sin too? ★1

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Well, no message could have been any cle...

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

What's surprising about any of that?

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

I'm talking to the man in the mirror ★3

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

I see Paris

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

You need a job? How about a hand job? ★1

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Speaking of forgetting to turn things on...

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Roll with butter, please

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-21

Professional mirror inspector is a job I... ★1

Comment to comic 5484 on 2020-02-19

I don't cast a reflection these days... ★2

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

Your sperm count is so high, it's almost... ★3

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

Probably when your wife was fucked by th... ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

Meat? ★1

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

Perhaps 2 of the laptops are closed?

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

You're welcome for all that testing. By ...

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

No! Don't kill your sperm! I need the nu... ★1

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Green shirt is doing Kristen Stewart mou... ★2

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

And maybe some of the cheese

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

Oh Dave and his sexual frustration jokes...

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

Ya but there's a lot of space in there

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

You can get a Bible bacon egg lettuce an... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

Comedicide

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-17

Are you ok? ★3

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Happy Single Bitterness Day ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Tits ★3

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Jesus is in all of us from time to time.... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

I'd find out if only I could catch the l... ★1

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Who lives in us? ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

I always forget about the 2nd shot. Usua... ★4

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

My daddy loves me on Tuesdays and Thursd... ★2

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

Pornographic Observation Romantic Networ... ★3

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-15

We's all kin ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Ever watch porn? You do that. But don't ... ★2

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Damn, Amoeba get a hobby

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

400lb of what

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Don't forget to make sure you're shaped ...

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Oh, they've came a lot of other places t...

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Excuse you? There's an acceptable term f... ★3

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

Do they have to pick a baby up at the be...

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I used to have a twin and we used to say... ★4

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I bet your parents have a better mirage ...

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I thought babies came from the back seat... ★1

Comment to comic 5480 on 2020-02-14

I love it when they lick my toeses

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

I just realized Bomberman kind of wears ... ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

I, too, am late. Speaking of which, I ne... ★3

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

I prefer to be in front ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-14

I Support Involuntary Sodomy ★2

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

Maybe I'll go where that kids going and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

That's just a nickname. An apt one at th... ★1

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

Things can always be more depressing. ★3

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

Under Islam, children are used for terro...

Comment to comic 5479 on 2020-02-12

That looks more like an ibro ★3

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

Getting some tail? Or getting some IN th...

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

You're so Illumi-nutty ★1

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

Did somebody say reverse fuck?

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

That's every week in my house

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

Right here

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-12

Somebody's into futa

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

I actually originally thought it was a b... ★1

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

That one looks like it transforms into t... ★4

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

Well look what the malpractice lawsuit d... ★7

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

*does? ★2

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

This creams my cheese

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

Same

Comment to comic 5477 on 2020-02-11

Do those 24,906 things I like ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

Kegel balls, Kegel balls, it's Christmas...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

I thought it meant it's a Ditto

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

It's a Dildo.

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

Your mom already did this bit ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

That's where I keep my keys. Oh, you mea...

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

Well I do like to sit my clit on babies

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

I've been 65 about 3 times ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-11

Only on Tuesdays between 8:00 and 8:30. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

★2

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

What if your clitoris is pierced?

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

As a nude mod? ★1

Comment to comic 5476 on 2020-02-10

Some days I'm a nude Maude ★3

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

I've ruined a lot of them ★2

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

If I was involved, I would have won. I w...

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

And much like life, it's shorter than yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

Sploosh ★1

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

People in these replies sure talk about ...

Comment to comic 5475 on 2020-02-10

Pm me for a recording ★5

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

That's untrue! I started them with a mon...

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

They've tried giving me that sentence bu...

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Are you kidding? I'm the least underwear... ★3

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

I drive a Buick ★2

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

There were some pretty good gangbang sce...

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

To be fair, molestation is considered qu... ★1

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Well shit does sometimes come out during... ★3

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

Roll for Subaru's? ★2

Comment to comic 5474 on 2020-02-08

I need to get in on this action ★1

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

And presumably lefts ★2

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

You motherfuckers can't deny. ★1

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05

Haha how masturbatable ★3

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

That's not a pacifier

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

He should be fucking some baby?

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

I feel like Tom Arnold should be singing... ★2

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-05

Every boy: Oh no ...I've been cum in my ... ★8

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

X's and O's got a little intense again?

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Bold of you to assume a girl can't ident... ★2

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

*didn't care about pulling out ★3

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Robbie are you ok? ★4

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

I like Matt feels

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

Haha interesting start so when's Rob gon... ★2

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Who says you have to commit? ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

yes

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

I too am a downer. I go down lots ★3

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

There's frequently fuckin in my thoughts... ★1

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Who's Down the Danner?

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

I thought that stood for Franklin Delano... ★2

Comment to comic 5470 on 2020-02-03

Dear God, I don't think out loud. Love, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Opinions are like assholes. They can be ... ★2

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Feel free to show me your opinion. I won... ★3

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Sounds wiggety wiggety whack ★2

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

And so does his anus ★1

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Take my back

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Do you enjoy living in an opinion?

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

-Voluptuous

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

How can we be sure?

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

-Horny ★4

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

Of all the vegetables, cucumbers are the... ★6

Comment to comic 5469 on 2020-02-02

First

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

My period?

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Is that the secret ingredient of salsa? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

I understand don't ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

No, please elaborate ★1

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-02

Well I am dying and my ass is on fire so...

Comment to comic 5468 on 2020-02-01

Eating things with your rectum is much m...

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

It's easy once you know how it's done Yo...

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Is that why you paint so often?

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

How do we know that the orange shirt doe... ★1

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

It's later. Did you try it? ★1

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

да ★2

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Slide the knight up the Queen's rear

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

How'd you guess my email address? ★4

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Saucy bordello?

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

Confrouses me ★1

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

I think it looks arousing

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

They're all my offspring

Comment to comic 5467 on 2020-02-01

It actually gets kind of boring ★2

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Would you believe this isn't mine?

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

Anigay

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

Hmm sounds like me

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

I get a lot of ads for dildos and prepar... ★1

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Please press my V with your P

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Fetter

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Her Fussy?

Comment to comic 5464 on 2020-01-28

Silly girl. Self respect is overrated. ★4

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Now that you mention it, I don't recall ...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

In the eye? That just sounds painful.

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's... ★1

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Yeah but where do you stick your dong?

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

I was just gonna say me?

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

Try being 119 some time

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

I just think most of them are faking it ...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

I've been fucked by life. He tries to be...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

Relevant link: https://encrypted-tbn0.gs...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

I've peeped on Tom

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

You fucking can't fucking change your fu... ★2

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

I wouldn't know. I was in rehab from 198... ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

Who's nostril dumbass? ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

With his hand or his dick

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Why yes they do, my dear boy. You're alw... ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Yeah but they'll still be pretty low ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Which one ★2

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

I bet she has a very nice personality ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Ahem

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

bold of you to assume he doesn't identif...

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Yeah. With his spying abilities, God sho... ★2

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-24

Hey. My tits are down there. Lower. Lowe... ★13

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

What's this about Jews? You know, it's m... ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

You can pull my trigger any time, sugar ... ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Ok mower

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Nah that was a southern accent

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Even if they don't, I still get em ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

I've heard that stuff makes good lube ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-24

Yes

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

I just look at dicks ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

I'm dead ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

And brown and lumpy and green on the ins... ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

My phone's broken. I keep pressing the h... ★2

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Peach is in another Castle ★4

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Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Lol omg yolo

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

Boober ★1

Comment to comic 5461 on 2020-01-22

I see free shavacado ★1

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

Ok boober

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

Ok boomer

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

I disagree that you disagree that he dis...

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

I'm like a whole bunch of millennials?

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-22

That or chinless dudes

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Why wouldn't you? Very good for the immu...

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

.....bra?

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Why thank you ★2

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Probably a soyboy

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Oh those qurans ★1

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Well you have gained a few pounds. Maybe... ★1

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

Millenials don't have friends. Just fuck...

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

I prefer Snapple. Very refreshing.

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

What I don't understand is why so many b... ★2

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

Are the inward inches or outward inches

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

His dick or him as a whole

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

My mom used to get pretty mad about my t...

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

I know right? Those pecs. Damn... ★1

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

You sure those aren't parrots? ★1

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

mmmmMMMMMmmmmm

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

I mean for all she knows one of those le... ★1

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

I once boned a turkey

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

You're a veteran? That's wonderful! My c... ★2

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

Isn't everybody? ★1

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

yes

Comment to comic 5458 on 2020-01-20

Masturbating through a shirt just looks ...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

Perhaps an AI with a much better sense o...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

If it was Southern, it would have had a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

You know I can barely feel nine eleventh...

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

sweats

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

I didn't know people with MS could paint... ★5

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Ö ★3

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

I'd have splooshed ★1

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Every Dorothy needs one too ★1

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

To be fair, at my age, I'm rarely wet. ★1

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

Lots have tried, I'm even too old for ca... ★3

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

I mean if he rammed his whole arm up the... ★3

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Oh yes I did ٩(⁎❛ᴗ❛⁎)۶ ★3

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Oh, just so you know the plumber will be... ★1

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Maybe she meant to say "troubadour"

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Cancer is not funny. Cancer took one of ...

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Fellatio Del Toro. Just as sexy as alway...

Comment to comic 5455 on 2020-01-17

Awe that's what I called my unborn babie...

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

What can I say? I like all kinds of burn...

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

Really? When I pooped he usually appeare... ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

You know, I'm the reason that hashtag ex... ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-17

And sassy

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Really? It just called me a whore. ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

Thank God. I thought I was gonna get fat...

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

What's wrong with shit? Makes for a nigh...

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

Same

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

ears perk up

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

Coffee was my high school nickname

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

https://youtu.be/25fauJh53Ro

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

Your anguish sustains them ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-13

Damn. Too old. ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Let me make it soft boiled

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

How do we know he's not looking at its b... ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

DON'T TALK LIKE THAT YOU'LL SUMMON IT ★1

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

I'm over easy ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

This grandma is always ready to go to be... ★7

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

I did NOT

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

Lord I'm Cumming Into You ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

Ur gay

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

Stupid angsty teens ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

This one provides suitable replies ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

Sweet Home Alabama ★2

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

That's not how you change oil, silly. ★1

Comment to comic 5450 on 2020-01-10

No dry docking for Dad tonight ★7

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

Didn't stop me from having your baby. No...

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

So shitty licks lips

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

I thought they were "I'm late" ★4

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

I once made a diorama of ma diarrhea ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-10

Do you have any idea how hard it was to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

"Lurve." -Celine Dion ★2

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

They just kind of walk out ★1

Comment to comic 5449 on 2020-01-08

Everybody looks at Dave ★1

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

That's racist you fuck

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Well, it's mine. Don't touch it.

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Maybe he lives there

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Floating around in a chair and having my... ★3

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

I hope you like furry dolphin futa with ... ★2

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Hopefully pent up enough to make my hole... ★2

Comment to comic 5447 on 2020-01-08

Yes. I caught hepatitis on it.

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Karen. It's a Karen.

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Did somebody say cock eye?

Comment to comic 5446 on 2020-01-07

Ok boomer

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Oh, I've moved on this one many times. H... ★1

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

A green tie?

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

It's ok. Next time you'll know. Starts m...

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Just gonna throw this out there, you're ... ★2

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Either way, please leave it on my chest ★4

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-06

Johnson, yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

3 pistachios ha ha ha ★3

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

I know. I saw. And not through the hidde... ★1

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

You know, the pointy part gets way longe... ★5

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-06

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

mama mia ★1

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Public transit is great if getting moles... ★1

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

Asshole

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

That's just mold that became fuzzy ★2

Comment to comic 5443 on 2020-01-03

I too am hairy and fuck kids ★1

Comment to comic 5441 on 2020-01-01

Gotta stay healthy enough to catch the n... ★1

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

yes

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

Well he should see a doctor and get bett... ★2

Comment to comic 5441 on 2019-12-31

So what is that like mustache guy's fail...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-31

I think it's mediocre

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

It's not about the size. It's about gett... ★3

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

I'm extremely sure about this ★3

Comment to comic 5437 on 2019-12-28

I'm not prolific at all, when you take i... ★3

Comment to comic 5438 on 2019-12-28

I don't get it

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

I thought that was the layman's term for... ★1

Comment to comic 5436 on 2019-12-25

gay

Comment to comic 5435 on 2019-12-24

That reminds me. Grandma is hungry. Who ... ★2

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

I feel you deeply but you're usually sle... ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Scrooge ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Oh yeah ★1

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Does anybody?

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-24

Yes. Wait. No

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

Guh

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

Whatever it is, it should involve gettin... ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

That's because every time an RCMP tries ...

Comment to comic 5434 on 2019-12-23

I've pretty much been on the naughty lis... ★6

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Should have been referred to as a Caucas...

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Finally a worthy opponent ★3

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

It's true. I think I had my 42nd birthda... ★1

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

To this song https://youtu.be/E2cGIju_eu... ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

It's an elephant that's white ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

The picture looks like the worst office ... ★2

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

Yes sir

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

I live in Canada. There are a lot of red...

Comment to comic 5433 on 2019-12-23

I still don't understand how a fat basta...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I think it's more of a light teal

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I think it's more of a light teal

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I think it's more of a light teal

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

8=======D * ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

There's no such thing as a lame toy. Oh,... ★3

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Um excuse you? # KeepChristInChristmas ★2

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

silly incel pansy

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

I think those are tears of joy

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-21

Dicks before chicks

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

Pfp facial expression checks out ★3

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-20

And what exactly is wrong with that migh... ★1

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Kanky wanky

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Wouldn't that cause a vibrating pile of ...

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I am Christmas ★1

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Back in my day, there were no glasses

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Yes

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Yes.... All is going according to plan. ★1

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

So if your mouth looks like a cursor, yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

I don't know....I mean the doctor is cle... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Please click The red abies alba to proce... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

I saw you cumming a mile away ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Bold of you to assume only male robots c... ★4

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

My viruses can penetrate anything. Lol, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

A Krimic

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

Robobert either had a sick mustache with... ★2

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

Relatable ★4

Comment to comic 5429 on 2019-12-16

https://youtu.be/xAhuSDRIDHE ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Shots fired! And these ones didn't end u... ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Did somebody say huge dick? ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Now let's all agree to never be creative...

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Talk about giving him a boost in life. ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Yeah that kid was pretty fat.

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

ohm my, I'm not sure watt it's about eit... ★2

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

# diversity

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

I typically just rape them ★1

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

I'm shocked ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Came (guh) ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo. ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

You know, the resale value absolutely pl... ★4

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

There are other methods? My antenna has ... ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

She'll only have one more year of being ... ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

I was hoping it would be a picture of my... ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

And that it'll be dead in 12 years. ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Are you ok? ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

I heard if it's a boy, it bounces. Tried... ★4

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

I think it's the world outside my nether... ★2

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Excuse me? ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

There's an outside? ★1

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

I think he's well beyond breaking the ic... ★6

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-14

Um no? Bad is Bad. Good is Good. But I k... ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

I love breaking Bad. Bad is one of my fa... ★4

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Every season is fuck day

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

No, your other gun. ★1

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Fuck season

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Yes...they will start budding any day no... ★2

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh ★1

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

HEY EVERYBODY FELLATIO DEL TORO WHIPPED ... ★4

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Pffft dnd is for losers. Snakes and ladd... ★3

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

mmm point that gun at me Daddy

Comment to comic 5425 on 2019-12-11

Seems kind of shitty at it, honestly. ★2

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Now now, we wouldn't want you getting pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

"Dorothy is a slut." ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

I heard cancer causes cancer

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Those allegations are Bush league. ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Lasagne is a pasta cake ★1

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-11

Isn't a plane a kind of bird?

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

Push me And then just touch me Til I can... ★2

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

I'm here for the good vibes ★2

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

I think he should update it to the REALL... ★3

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

You live near a prostate? ★2

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

I start doing that before it's even been... ★2

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Who cares. Being covered sucks anyway. J... ★1

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Ball up. Have some mans.

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

woosh

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Those sleepless nights of nonstop fun IS...

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Keep your therapy anal? ★1

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Re: I love getting my ass punched into

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

I love getting my ass punched into

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

You rang?

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

You've never kicked a guy's ass through ... ★3

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

# metoo ★1

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Shut up and keep licking ★5

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Let me try my brand of physical therapy

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Wait that's not normal procedure?

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Before they the up on my chest

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Equino ★1

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Second

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Nobody's ever came late with me. Usually... ★2

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Suck children good ★1

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

[Insert into my poon]

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Badgers

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Level up. What ability did you receive? ... ★3

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Only one?

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Hmmm?

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Some assembly required

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Dorothy sees all

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

Something ★3

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

My boys don't like my box

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

I was hoping it would be a dude standing... ★5

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

Walking home from our house, Christmas E... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

Wait that would scare the shit deeper in... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

How about rectal breeding ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

My favorite is the pink thing with the b... ★2

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

You're not Gerfird. Don't be Gerfird. ★4

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

you spicy little fart

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

I find it's easier to injest if you're a...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

And then there's Mods

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

I burn more than I grind ★4

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Cocaine?

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

I can make it using your asshole ★4

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Oh, excrement.

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

Like from Saskatchewan? wink wink wank w... ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

You say shit like that all the time

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

*fuckable ★3

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

I prefer getting off

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

She seems very un courteous ★1

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

I can make that face without using my fa... ★2

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

I mean I'm pretty close. My heart only b... ★5

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Would you like her in the form of a corp...

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Whatever you want it to be, my sweet suc... ★6

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

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Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Gooby pls

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

Ö

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

You can have my body for free sugar ★1

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

"I will trample you at the store" "Step ... ★5

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

First and gay. Hit me up if anybody want... ★6

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Christmas pfp ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Well that does seem to be what I do best...

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

I remember the birds and the bees talk. ... ★4

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

So have I ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

You're not wrong really

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

I thought those would be red hot ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Is a bear Catholic? ★3

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

My ass cheeks coming back together after... ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Ah yes. I remember that day. I believe t...

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

How can you not ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQrDOMuWwAA7... ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Yes dear? ★1

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

What, it's a tree that grows nuts? ★1

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Like you've never hooked up with someone... ★2

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

And they live in a tree.

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-03

Shouldn't that bee be dead? ★4

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I think it sounds like a compassionate a... ★1

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I've been described similarly ★1

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I'll put in reinforced bars ★2

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

Scrape off all that dick cheese and we'l...

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

Feel free to punch my cervix while you'r...

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I've been described as sexual salt ★1

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I love it when people take vengeance aga... ★2

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

If you hadn't drank so much as a fetus, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I think I see it, is it Cyanide and Happ... ★1

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

I'll come back when you start doing more...

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Must have been a steel furnace ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

That explains a lot ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

If you scroll up from the bottom just fa... ★4

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Very payload. Much hydraulics. ★3

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

And drive Volvo station wagons ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Just a floating cylinder with 2 big flop... ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

How do we really know? I mean, the entir... ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

ay dios mio ★1

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Once you go fuscia, you never go back ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

Yes

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

He's clearly laying on the ground ★3

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

I hope at least one of those legs is a b...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

I'm thankful that here in Canada, Thanks... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

closes them ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

Nobody's a bigger STD joke than I am ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

Why thank you. Oh, you mean in the video... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

I think it's your penis ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

grins ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

But rain makes boys' t shirts cling to t... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

"Well yeah, I haven't finished yet." ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

You think I was talking about std's? I w... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

And what's wrong with that?

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

I thought tusks were like nipples. You k...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

Woosh ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

knock knock ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

They drank their own piss. Adapt, overco... ★4

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

I have chlamydieyes ★4

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

https://youtu.be/pXAxlvC7Vmw?t=431

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Noash ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

You have clearance Clarence. Roger Roger... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Poor Joey ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

I bet you could fit more inside me ★2

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I just played pong ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

And then an Italian tips it over

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Don't be stupid. Fish aren't animals. Th... ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

I like to refer to them as a Dorothorgy ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-29

Some of what I fucked aren't even specie...

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I've caught them all ★2

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Like cheese

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Maybe if you stopped popping your collar...

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I like to spread my jeans ★2

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Ok boomer ang ★3

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And that's a boob ★2

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

*except

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Bay bay byby

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I prefer fast and hard. ★1

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

He's inside you and me all the time. He ... ★2

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Hey son, wanna go toss around the ol' ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

She can't believe that guy's amazing spi...

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

I've been told the same thing about my y... ★3

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

Something you want to tell us, Dave?

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

That parent is so supportive of his tran...

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

You'll have to speak to our satisfaction... ★4

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

The magic Dragon

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I manage a farm of little boys. Is there...

Comment to comic 5412 on 2019-11-27

If Matt did it wouldn't Matter ★4

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Fuck ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

I prefer Brown Town

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Technically she was made up for a cartoo... ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Looks more like she's his dick ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Emirates? Can't afford it. ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Well it does look a little like him ★3

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Shitty? Is he going for the butthole? ★2

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

I'm not even sure she's awake ★1

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

https://youtu.be/thpFYWxeIuc?t=164

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

Those colossal Richards will get you ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

As long as their age is on the clock, th... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I find everything cums eventually ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Become a priest and we'll talk

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

*porn

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

He must be Italian

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I find hard times often lead to sticky s... ★4

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

You stuck your penis into a furnace? ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Well I do prefer males

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Can you cream beats? ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I once got lured in with a piece of chic... ★4

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

I could tell it was a priest right away....

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Then stop fapping. We can all see you. ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

Hey my dad used to explain things to me ... ★3

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

I have no idea why but I feel like I've ... ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

I'd like to visit Las Vegas, I just Neva...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Peach and cauliflower?

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

https://i.imgflip.com/3h9dhq.jpg ★2

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

I'll drink whatever I want to do ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Oh you're so nutty. And sticky.

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

You just come here for Aunt Dorothy, don... ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

That's cake? I though it was poop.

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Why would anybody want to become a nun? ...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

That looks more like blood than shit ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

8===D ＿|￣|○ ★3

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

Didn't realize bwah also absorbed

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

You a scatman? https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo...

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

His wife miscarried. He's had it hard en... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Regular tie: masculine. Bowtie: not masc... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Let the dry docking begin ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

If you have to be drunk to enjoy sucking... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

Please don't call me that ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

I don't know, I've sucked a lot of drunk... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

sans nipple ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

And information out of their servers ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

That's amateur hour. They can talk to me... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

Is that a challenge? Cause if it is I gi... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

And yet you insist on saying things. ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

My dad once drew a penis on my face and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

Penis flavored ★1

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✋Touchey ★2

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[laughs microscopically] ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

I saw more of an aardvark.

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

The fact that they snort coke off of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

I can make a dick move ★3

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

Stop. that's my job.

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

I give em succ

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turns head ★1

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I love counting dicks ★1

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I vant to suck your dick ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

But there are buttons on me. ;) Wanna pr...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Um no? The black rubber boots are part o... ★6

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

K so put it back into your hand

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Are they related to post watermelone? ★2

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

We broken over here ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

I thought Heaven was a bit more outdated...

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Boom baby

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Oh don't be thuch a bitch

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

So he IS gay!

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Gasp so controversial. ★1

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Da

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https://c8.alamy.com/comp/RYGDR9/meryl-s... ★2

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

I speak bloke. Blimey. ★2

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

I'm a poor gramma. Send money. ★3

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

The dog is at least ★4

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

Autocorrected: "Awwww cute doctor" "You ... ★5

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Poor little orphan Annie ★2

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Inside a small van? Inside a large van? ★3

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I always used to give 110% but apparentl... ★2

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Wait how do we know it's not part of his...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

My ass enforces many young men ★2

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Spiffing

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I hope it's a dick ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

face exploiter ★4

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Much more controversial. Thank you.

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Too wholesome. Make a new one. ★3

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I prefer sausage ★2

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I thought I had the most facials? ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xqMY8UA...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

becomes moist ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

The last time my mom told me and my brot... ★5

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boxes are great to put phallic things in... ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

I believe they're called free shavacados...

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

kkk is okkk

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Your johnson is in my face ★1

Comment to comic 5405 on 2019-11-18

Maybe he just wanted to be set on fire w... ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

There's been a depressing comic week abo...

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Ladies and gentleman, since backwards ma...

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Funny. Bad people tend to have a good b ...

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

I need to meet this face cock person

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Decent ★3

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Well yes but do you like anybody? ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

My tv is a face ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-18

Indigo? Well lah-tee-fuckin-dah ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Dave's not here man ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

I have knockknocktits is that similar? ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

You know, I heard they got them a Chrysl... ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Do I even lift bras? Yeah but mine are p...

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Wait isn't this bingo? ★3

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Jimdrome ★2

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Knock knock

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Well taking dicks in the ass does really...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Oh start making more cents ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Speaking of byrds, is ours dead? ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Much diversity

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

But is the toilet nice ★3

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

The marks on the hobo's face flip symmet...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

You need to change some of these puns. ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Well the regular stuff barely buzzes me ... ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Which one?

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

Ö

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-16

I too am thirsty. And I see a polar bear...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

Ever try to piss out a nickel?

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

My brain's drawing a food blank

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

Into the vault

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

You shut your goddamn trash mouth. There... ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

Drydock*

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

I could be ★2

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

cock* ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

Didn't know prison had homeless people

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

"You're not my real dad!" -the Joke ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

Do you have any that I can just stir int...

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

I hope it's because his testicles are ji... ★1

Comment to comic 5403 on 2019-11-15

I require nutrients ★1

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Um excuse you? They prefer the term dwar...

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Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Allow me to translate FiddleDiddle's com...

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Did you know their bodies are perfect cy... ★2

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

You think I'm scared? I can guarantee my... ★2

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Oh, watch me play the world's tiniest sp...

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

?

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Did somebody say daddy with long legs? ★2

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

A 'puter with Mackersoft Winderz? ★1

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

I've been described as such

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

My tits are down there. Way down there. ★1

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

Fuck I looked at it ★8

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Oh so you're gay

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

you mean cumming on

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

That avatar sure doesn't help

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Whoa it changed again

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

You should try being more moist like me....

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Mamacita's not here, man https://youtu.b... ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Just let it happen ★8

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Not until someone invents Novebcember

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Mastur*

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Pots ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

God is going to stay and he's going to l... ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-13

Saran wrap ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Can I have the other half? ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Liar liar, plants for hire ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

I already do no pants all year ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

You should go see Dan about that, maybe ... ★2

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

At my age, I don't even bleed anymore. ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Dorothy has entered the chat ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Tied to the ceiling fan

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

I've never failed to find comfort ★1

Comment to comic 5401 on 2019-11-12

Dude cums blood? ★1

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

You guys ★3

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Do not speak ill of the dead ★2

Comment to comic 5398 on 2019-11-12

Wait you need those to live? ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

I've eaten worse ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

I swear on me nan ★1

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Click here to get a laser penis enhancem...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

I prefer Carl on Duty: Black Cops ★7

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

I thought you'd want a penis with less m...

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

It'll help for pissing all over the godd... ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

So you're the one doing that

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

I too can travel in time but only forwar... ★2

Comment to comic 5400 on 2019-11-11

Laser sight? I just thought she was from... ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

They fall and they can't get up

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Drugs are bad For a boring party

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

But he was number one

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Recover him with semen no doubt ★1

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Well, I was in a men's prison a while be... ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

I think it's pregnant ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Not forward hat week ★4

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-11

Which one? ★2

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

Help. I've fallen on a small boy and don... ★7

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Slip inside me and you'll find a great p... ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Ok Jan

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

Don't summon it ★5

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

I prefer barebacks ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

That would be hard hearted Hanna https:/... ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

WWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

He just wants to feel normal, Karen. ★2

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

A bum nation? ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

My hometown had a drunk named Boomer ★1

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-10

I don't need to be able to eat my own as...

Comment to comic 5397 on 2019-11-09

Sorry about that kid

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

I wonder if her real name is Leslie

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

YMCA ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

What? I get kids to wipe mine all the ti... ★4

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

I thought you'd have to sever it off to ...

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Better late than pregnant ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-09

Yes...right.... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

An addiction that causes people to shrin... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Sorry ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Excuse me, Tommy is a he not an it ★4

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Not mine

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Oh grow up ★3

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

If you were Mark Zuckerberg?

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Wiper no wiping

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Good because it's not a shower anyway

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

I was more excited when you came on the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Funny, he doesn't look half asian ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Um he's short and it would be nice if yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Modernus problems require modernus solut... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

Oh believe me, he's work. Especially whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of th... ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

eh? ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

You're probably right ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

Gotta take care of those dentures that y... ★3

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-06

★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

k

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Why don't you come into this Mama's box?... ★3

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Not nearly as fast as I go south ★3

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Well how else are you supposed to transp...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

I prefer scarves and earrings. Paired wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

GRAAAACE!!!!

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Hey. The living Donald Trump wants his b...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

This is like the ultimate RIP Gerfird co... ★5

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Pretty sure Anne Frank was a-gassed as w... ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

I want to be thrown all over Donald Trum...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Somewhere, a pile of Jewish ashes that w...

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Love is love you ageist bitch ★1

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

That's roughly the same price as an anus... ★2

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

It's a conspiracy, man

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Comment to comic 5395 on 2019-11-06

Freudian slip Dave?

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Touch if you will my stomach

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

A rosebud? https://www.urbandictionary.c... ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Why would I eat fruit when there's so mu... ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

off ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Can the doctor be in me one last time? G... ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

when people rub them off they take Fiddl... ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

When will it be Dorothy week ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Isn't everyone? ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

I think I suck more ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Rape at. ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

K so I don't get it is Rob like taller t... ★3

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

A tequila shot? ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

Someone beat you to it ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-05

I wish for a better punch bowl ★2

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04

Hmm well that bull appears to have some ... ★1

Comment to comic 5394 on 2019-11-04

I wish I'd have had more sex in my life ★3

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Remind me to keep all my letters lower c... ★2

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

So do I

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

I once had the corpse in stitches and th... ★4

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

TIMMAY ★2

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I have the clap ★2

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Timmy is an average kid that no one unde... ★3

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Ass cream? ★2

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

So you've made a seizure man being fappe... ★1

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

Pussy fucking pickle ★4

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-03

GRAAAAAACE ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Would you like it in a brojar? ★2

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Sorry

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Or maybe Fan's Dan Repair Shop

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

It does grow on me

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

And moist ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

Let's go out and sweat to the oldies

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

I do tend to sweat while I suck ★1

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-01

I hope they're doing my favorite kind of...

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

The moral of the story is be as wasteful... ★5

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Bring me that orange creamsicle ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

X) CAS ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

It wasn't my bed they were under. It was... ★2

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Oh yeah ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Not as much as everyone here checks me o... ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Cool. I'm gonna be a ghost

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-11-01

Probably also feels like being in Hell. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

the Jerker? ★2

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

Worst ★1

Comment to comic 5390 on 2019-10-30

3edgy5me

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Earnal

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Wanna sink into my hole? ★3

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Wait do you think shit doesn't come out ...

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

I'll call you what I want

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Hopefully he's resting with his spoon

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Well fuck me! And here I thought you wer...

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Like what men take on me ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Do you want to borrow my enema bag? ★1

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Are we talking about dicks or needles

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Nothing's bad. It's all good if you just... ★1

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Eye browsed for changes but couldn't fin... ★2

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Cocks need me more than I need them

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

That goes in, not comes out

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

I could just crawl into there and shout ...

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

Ornal ★3

Comment to comic 5389 on 2019-10-30

I can do that

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN OFF CAP... ★5

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

I'm the boss of my Will too ★1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Rye do you say that? That's precisely wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Karen

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Fidget Spinner

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

I've been in a patient. It was back when... ★1

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

# PlantsForHire

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Baby right round

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Bed? Dead? That's some Da Vinci Code shi...

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

It's been 8 hours. ★2

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

I bred that. Sorry ★3

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Looks a lot like Dan's Fan Repair ★3

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Why do you torture yourself so?

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-29

Well unlike you, I don't see black and w... ★2

Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

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Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

Bold of you to assume there are only two... ★3

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Comment to comic 5388 on 2019-10-28

Turn around bright eyes

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Let's go touch him ★2

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

I'd prefer to drink you, since you are a... ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

The word of the Lord. Thanks be to God.

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

I actually prefer both done together so ...

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Because assholes are the best to fuck ★1

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Of course not it's a penis ★3

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Hmm sex with me usually causes that ★2

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Mandled ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Yeah Aussies have the biggest man handle... ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Personally I prefer a deep fisting of pe...

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I love man handles

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Never Not Nutting November ★1

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

Yeah a gay man

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-28

Oh

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

It simultaneously created and cauterized...

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Why thank you

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Oh goodness no. Be realistic. The burns ... ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

No need to be making fun of my time of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Sexy Tenacious Dorothy ★3

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Happy hollow weenie? ★3

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

If by "weekend" you mean "hour." ★3

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

Yeah but so is everyone

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

I'm sexually active from time to time. I...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

You're welcum

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Impeachmenterally

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Old farmers like it say it

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How to we know it's not an elaborate e-c...

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Dudes a vapist? ★1

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

I wish someone would blow things up my a...

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Well I don't know, maybe one of his patc...

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Right here sugar tits

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Well, they do go off on their own while ... ★1

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

I think they're more like Ok Danes ★1

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Congratulations, you can respond to sarc... ★1

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

I have hearing AIDS

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

We can't be together Shaggy-kun

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Then he'd be redead

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-26

Don't cut yourself on that edge ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

You'd be surprised

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

Is a Frankenstein really alive though? ★4

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

Isn't this the plot of the new Scooby Do... ★4

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

I love to peek on people shitting

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Oh come now. I didn't poop on you that m...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

You mean gays can't marry in Ireland? Bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Out of the anus?

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

The beast from the east ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

He's like an STD

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

I don't know but I intend to find out ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Must me Miss and Mister Carriage

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

I thought you'd never ask again

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

So would an Alaskan Pipeline for them ju... ★2

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

How do we know it's not just white toile... ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Now that's a concern that not only has c... ★2

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Fight, Fuck, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Keep saying things

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

That's your biggest concern?

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

"False alarm, turns out I just had to po...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-23

Screw your political beliefs . FIGHT ME....

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

What's scary about that? Oh, you said MA...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I disagree

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Self bio of recent events? ★2

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

He didn't pull out?

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Yeah but everybody knows that

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Greetings from Canada where we just vote... ★4

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

An inside job is what we back in the day... ★1

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

What the fuck is an internet

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Raper no raping. That's my job.

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Did somebody say dildo?

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Why stop now? Oh, you mean e-cigs.

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Something like that

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Inside job

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I can gurgle without drinking ★5

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Gy

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Hell no

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

Larry Bird

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It's Dorothy

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Be alive except backwards ★6

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I do that thing that's like gentle conse... ★3

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

Are you angry and German?

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

So even when I'm reaching for my dildo o... ★1

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

I've been summoned ★1

Comment to comic 5381 on 2019-10-21

When I reach for the air I'm usually rea...

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

I shall be what the camera is almost alw...

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Just take up heroin. It'll quickly cance... ★1

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Oh what? You couldn't make an even 98k? ... ★4

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Awe I'm proud of you dear. ★1

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

I said that without reading your whole r... ★4

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

What was in that jar that you left at th... ★1

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

I heard Elvis died that way

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

I took the brojar ★2

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Nah CAS is doing fine

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Annie, are you ok? ★3

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Yeah but there's speculation that he mar... ★4

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

Do you think the C&H universe is just on... ★2

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You didn't hate breaking me last night t... ★1

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

The overweight housekeeper ★1

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I've tried to die doing what I love many... ★4

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

I thought Alfred Hitchcock died?

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

Poland? Is that what you guys are callin... ★3

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

At my age, every second I wait could be ...

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

It's obviously hanging on cocaine ★3

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By being the first to reply. ★3

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

What's that? His cock is broken? ★2

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Dog chocolate? Let me get my glasses.......

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

I've had like 6 of those ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me ... ★1

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I'll have died of old age by the time th... ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Here's where I leave a shitty shit

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

What's that? Why are you initiating DEFC...

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

That's not how you spell "I'm gay" ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

FOOLED YOU ★2

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

But we didn't notice because he smelled ...

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Dammit, I'm a doctor! I'm not a God!

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

It's always good to be prepared. I make ... ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

No, that's you. Oh, you said DEAF! I tho...

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

Fresh veal ★2

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I live for 2 reasons. The first is becau... ★8

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Silly, this isn't spam, spam comes in a ... ★1

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If you think delivery isn't bad, you obv... ★4

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Nobody is a better tv doctor than Dr. Dr... ★4

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Right click, transform, reflect, flip ho... ★3

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

The first night of the end of his life ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

Here's where I say a fourth thing ★2

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

And you're a slightly altered version of... ★1

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

Are any of them ever wearing pants? ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

Who could ever insult an orange creamsic...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

Everybody needs Dorothy ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

I've done several things.

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

I think that would constitute as chocola...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I don't think I would be able to survive...

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I don't know, are there red smartheads?

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I was expecting an old black guy with a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

Nobody's actually gotten their dick wet ... ★2

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

I kind of can't do one without doing the... ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

You can print on anything if you try har... ★2

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

Go drink the Kool Aid

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-16

It's only a matter of time before I'm pr... ★4

Comment to comic 5376 on 2019-10-15

Oh good so I can have sex with him ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15

His pumpkin spice cheek ★3

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-15

Delicious

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Good day. Are you a predator?

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

I've been cold and unresponsive since th... ★5

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

That bear has some pretty saggy tits. Ev...

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Oh don't be such a baby. You weren't eve...

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

I'm required by law to tell you that I'm... ★2

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Is it still rape if the body is dead?

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Oh so he's not pedobear then ★3

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

I've never encountered anything that was... ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

Why do we need to find him one? Just get...

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

To ass cream? ★1

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

I scream for ass cream ★2

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

smiles ★2

Comment to comic 5373 on 2019-10-12

I mean eyes could be ass if she's talkin... ★5

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

Sure. Some holes will have to take a cou...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

# flap # flap # flap # flap....

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

ahem ★3

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

This time I know it's me

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

More like a whororr game ★2

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-12

I too have been reused ★5

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

I think I'm up for the challenge

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

That's what I used to call the guy who w...

Comment to comic 5372 on 2019-10-11

You know, I've never actually seen Party... ★1

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I'll take 10 ★7

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

and H and I and V ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

G) luring the children into my house wit... ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

8===D Ö

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Shit in other hand ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

Don't you'll summon Gangrene

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

Why not just look at porn ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

https://youtu.be/ZUknj-GehtU?t=10 ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-11

That's way too tame for me

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

I endorse this behaviour

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Go get flashed by Rush Limbaugh

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

I know many drills

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

I be strokin ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

# MoreSexualFrustration

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Whoa whoa slow down

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Never been a fan of the hood though. Too...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Paradox detected. Does not compute. Reso... ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

What she needs is to be assified

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Cornucopias of copious copies ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

I've been told I have more particles per... ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Same

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Owl bet he eventually found it ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Yeah that's Dora the Explorer. Isn't it?... ★4

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Maybe he's Japanese. Maybe this is Mothr... ★2

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Looks like lunch to me ★1

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

"Why not both?" -Dora the Explorer ★8

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Better question would be how did I get i...

Comment to comic 5371 on 2019-10-09

Too bad all butterflies don't have a pat...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

I used to be a tight end. Now I'm a wide... ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

I wrote this at 6:00am. Sue me. ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

You call that normal? ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

D) All of the above plus many others ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

That's a jaunty tie

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Just take what you want like I do. Don't...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Kinky

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Go inhale h2s gas ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Oooohhhh it's an anus fleshlight ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

[laughs in giant whore] ★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

I've been between you and your balls tho...

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Aahhhh! Damn that's a scary Halloween pf... ★2

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

★1

Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

I love fucking Mormons. ★6

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Comment to comic 5368 on 2019-10-08

Same. I just married anyone I wanted to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5370 on 2019-10-07

I like to go to the pound. But it's a di... ★2

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Quite so ★1

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Is it me? ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

What's wrong with weird tits ★3

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May I divulge your bulge to my knitting ... ★2

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Much like yourself my dear ★2

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Is that even a question? ★2

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Why would she want a tool of his? He pro... ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-07

Talk to me when they're on the floor ★2

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I thought he was a burrito ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

What about a newborn's can? ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

I thought you just kind of did that anyw... ★2

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

You're so naive. I raped you 3 times whi... ★1

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(: I) ★1

Comment to comic 5369 on 2019-10-06

I'm sure your Scout leader was very gent... ★2

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What's wrong with putting something down... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-06

What about a prostitute who loves you ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-06

Green shirt: I wish for $260 cash

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Wait so you married a pumpkin? Is that l...

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Why not both? A prostitute politician. A... ★4

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I always make sure my partner wears a co... ★3

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What's wrong with that? I do the sex fre... ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

abort ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Do onions have big green penises? ★1

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

I think he looks quite strong.

Comment to comic 5367 on 2019-10-05

Why would you need a prostitute when you... ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Really? I'm allergic to pollen.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Maybe it was his sugar daddy and the "su...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

What makes you think that's who it's mod...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Happy you touched your mom's vagina for ...

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Oh man what was it called again? I know ... ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

That's not a cat

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

And his sole. Well, both probably.

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

And joints that aren't laced with PCP ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I once made it with a chicken ★2

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Yes Papi? ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

[ass jokes intensify]

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F

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Ooooh pumpkin spice ass ★3

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

My dad also tasted great. He was alive a...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

# Volvo?

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

cum to grandma

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

I'll suck any ass

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Have you ever seen Lorraine? ★1

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Did somebody say sucking asses?

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Dead Islam terrorists?

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( . Y . ) ★1

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That was like twice the average life exp... ★1

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That pun was nothing but a bird en to th...

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

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I thought it was voila

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That was just Freddy Mercury. He caught ... ★1

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did somebody say spread asses? ★7

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Anne Frankly I prefer mine a little unde... ★2

Comment to comic 5366 on 2019-10-04

Um, no. That bird is biting the dust. ★6

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Hey. The only one here who prods your an...

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Yes

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my throat

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actually, those aren't copied and pasted... ★1

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Is it me? ★2

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

Sounds a little more elaborate than it n...

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I thought parrots would like rice ★1

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I just read the last little paragraph an... ★1

Comment to comic 5365 on 2019-10-02

This is just like porn

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Eyepatch is properly reversed so not ent... ★2

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Would you like to Brenter me through my ...

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Eye see what you did there ★1

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Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Feel free to slide it in

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Licks man good ★1

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thought February was black history month...

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daddy

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Sounds lovely. I wonder if they need a m...

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Look at the reply that I originally repl... ★3

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The purple shirted eye stabber probably ...

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Looks Goodman

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

What's a South Park?

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I think if you're very careful you can s... ★5

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Can you spot me $1500 to buy a Buick? ★2

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

I got an Autotrader ad for a Buick. Wher...

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Check my ass tray

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

Looks good man

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Who's passing my coupon book around agai... ★6

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-10-01

How did you get Billy? Phil has been lon...

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The thing the guy is holding in the firs... ★2

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

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Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

I think that's a blood mark

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

I like looking at hard boys too. ★1

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Very nostalgia

Comment to comic 5363 on 2019-09-30

Oh they do have a sclera. ★1

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Can't be me. That character is fully clo... ★7

Comment to comic 5362 on 2019-09-30

Kiss me you bitch ★4

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

So the k stands for kooch?

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Fun fact: I've made 81k off of rich coll...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

That's ok. I'm old. Old people don't lik... ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Why is he still holding his phone like t... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Oh, sorry (closes legs) ★5

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

reminds me of places on me ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Couldn't stay away from your Japanese gf... ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

I find it tickles these days. Though tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

Soccer sucks anyway. Bunch of pansy asse...

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

I've accepted him quite a few times. I'm... ★3

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

That doesn't just happen to everyone nor... ★2

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

It made your skin melt off? ★1

Comment to comic 5358 on 2019-09-28

So the C stands for cunt? ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

It would just be an empty mug though? ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Not as dark as my date last night

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

I'm always watching, Jude. ★4

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Let me put this into language you'll und... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Well he does look a bit like a 30's gans... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Different coming. ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Oh I see you've met Renaldo. He's a rece... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

How? I don't have a gameshark

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

I'll suck anyone ★3

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Love larvae

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Penis puke

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Baby gravy

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

bends over ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

It also helps to stick up your tail feat...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

Go take a nap on a plugged in table saw

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

If they're not from you then who the hel...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

I'm not sure if I should make an inappro... ★2

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

We'll make it! I'm coming! I'M COMING! ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-27

GASP

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25

Ok but I'm probably gonna sample somebod...

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25

Been there

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25

You need ventriloquism to make your geni... ★1

Comment to comic 5361 on 2019-09-25

I never announce when I'm going in. Or w...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Dungeons 4 Dragons-Body Odor+?

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

So are you pregnant yet? ★5

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

She's Hillary, Hillary You never really ... ★2

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Oh, Tom Arnold. You were in the worst ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

If it's not on the clock, it's too old. ★2

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

I'll always cherish the 3rd degree burns...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Stop. Hammer me.

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Penis

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Um I think the only one who ever said th... ★1

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Brings back many good memories

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

I've secured him since

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Ok so is that good or bad ★3

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Is Dorothy a word?

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Does JIM stand for Jacks Into Me? ★3

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Dad still hasn't come back from going to...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

There's no such thing as too much lubric...

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

Sex with toaster

Comment to comic 5360 on 2019-09-25

I've got one of those. Mine vibrates. ★2

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-25

Isn't that just a person

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-25

I demand to be featured. ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-25

...k

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Amen ★2

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Not Orange enough

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Hallelujah ★3

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Yes but do you have to scrape your meat ...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

And I don't like my ex husband

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

I told you to get straps. But noooo you ... ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

It made other parts of me wide

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Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

And notice how I'm not shivering?

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

Sounds German. I don't like it. ★3

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

[laughs in metric] ★3

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

delightful.

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

wuss

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

It's a saucy joke

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

So I guess the F means fuck? ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-24

I get it lots

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

I think CAS might be roasting pork in th...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow.

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

Don't let him. That's how I got Ed. ★2

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

...u...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

I mostly get ads for barn silos that hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

L

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

I wonder what happened to Fiddlediddle's...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

eciN

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

That's how I hold my phone. Try it with ...

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

Oh, that wasn't a portal to hell. That w... ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

That's the only part of you that hasn't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

Even better when you shit during ★1

Comment to comic 5355 on 2019-09-23

Needs more boner

Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23

They usually need to be trained at that ...

Comment to comic 5359 on 2019-09-23

So does this explain to everybody why I ...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

That is the idea, yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

looks back and forth ★3

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Jesus Christ the spam knows how to reply...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

That is a very good way to marinate it

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Amateur. A true whore sneaks into their ... ★2

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

fuck with these bots?

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Yeah he seems like the kind of guy to pu...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Go drink a thermometer ★5

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Go download a Trojan virus that turns yo...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Jokes on them. I just rob them while the...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

you also like to eat sausages? ★2

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Kinky

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Con.....doms....? ★1

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

I'm not dying, I'm like 105 and still go...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Nobody occupies more beds than I do ★1

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Same place as Karen apparently ★2

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Now this is quality content ★3

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

I think it might be a caricature of Gerf...

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

They're too busy writing sub par comics ★3

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

Do you think they all have all the cance... ★2

Comment to comic 5357 on 2019-09-23

There's more spam in this comment sectio...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Must be a gay bar.

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

When you get to my door, tell them Boris... ★1

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Sounds like some of Johnson's behaviour ... ★2

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

go fuck a tranny. A 5 speed. ★1

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Yeah I know using Nair on my nutsack is ...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

A little boy blew the man on the moon? ★2

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

GET BACK DOWN THERE WITH ED ★1

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I've got lots of caps in my ass, bottle ... ★1

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

Not possible. I was given that title leg...

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

An elephant in your ass?

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

I'm covered. Been prostituting myself fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5354 on 2019-09-21

My ass is never not ready ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Stop looking at my hoo ha ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

I'm pretty sure I was made in the image ... ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

хорошо, что отстой ★2

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Isn't this bingo? ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

I prefer having other things in thirteen... ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

And ear ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

I manage something. Feel free to see me....

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Bonus points for ears ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-21

Those eyebrows were on fleek. Then they ... ★1

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

I finish multiple times ★2

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

We don't know how much time went by betw...

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

isn't it great? ★3

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

Don't start

Comment to comic 5356 on 2019-09-20

I don't get it why did he draw a regular... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

That's several less than I've got in my ... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-20

: and :

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

I bet the people used the water as it wa... ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

Had both drives H: and G: occupied at th... ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

I've been told that but I was usually na...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

So the parents are both named Richard? ★6

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

I always call dicks in public ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

It's a fap!

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

I don't think I've ever actually had a b...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

What's wrong with Jesus?

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

Um because nobody goes out to eat withou... ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

So is she pregnant yet? Or did you marry... ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

I've eaten there before ★4

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD COME BACK DOWNSTA... ★4

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

She's probably been there sucked that ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

Wait that's not all parent's names?

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

But I think one of the parents is a woma...

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

Either way, yes

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

Them are some good genes

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

He said he calls them mom and dad. Gosh.... ★2

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-17

That got me all excited for a second ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Go long. Now. ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Well that depends. Are you looking to pi...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Let me just unsheath it

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I remember when that used to come out of...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Did somebody say mate? ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

o don't be so negative ★3

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I thought that was just hardcore anal ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

haha, pp

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

sharpens talons

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I like holes. May I see it? ★1

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

I have a Will that I'm the boss of too! ...

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Obviously he's lying just next to a drai... ★2

Comment to comic 5350 on 2019-09-17

Relax didn't die. That man however will....

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

You're but one of many young naive 15 ye... ★1

Comment to comic 5351 on 2019-09-16

Not quite. There's still some innocence ...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

She's probably turning in her grave at t... ★5

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

Hey! That's rude! Not all of us are male... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

Oh well never mind then

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

yes

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

Can you please review pong

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

I thought she was a lesbian from Friends... ★2

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

He's supposedly linked in his wife night... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

That awkward moment when an author makes...

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-15

More like the second cumming. ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Pood gun.

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Do be fair he never really fucked anyone... ★4

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

It is. Lots of junk and a dead reception... ★1

Comment to comic 5349 on 2019-09-14

Not necessarily. She'll always be in her...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

shows ankle

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Pfffft. Quitter. ★4

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Well yeah I mean how am I supposed to st... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

iWould ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Depending on the woman, he might still b... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

I'm so confused, are you gay or not? ★5

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

I can do that without even being in Aust...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-13

Is that looks a potatosexual?

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

For me it definitely takes more than one... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

https://youtu.be/PZ6LStDWjVg

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

How can that person be trans? Every woma... ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

I think you mean a bitch

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

There's a registry? ★1

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

Oh you Australians and your flip flops a...

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

D E L I C I O U S

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

I'd reply with the link but if anyone do... ★3

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

I prefer floories ★2

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

The More You Know, on NBC ★2

Comment to comic 5348 on 2019-09-11

I'd suck a dick for a Klondike Bar ★3

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

Go become a heroin addict but get rescue... ★4

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

cough cough Karen cough

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

hungry for cock ★1

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

I demand more coverage. Interpret that h...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

It put a smell in my place

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

I'm more interested in the nuclear missi...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

fondles Greeks on beaches ★2

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-11

I could scratch it. I'm gentle.

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Hey! I'm the only one here who drinks an...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

I'm sure he will be weak after his honey...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Poop?

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Dr. Lecture's methods are far more agoni...

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

did somebody say cock?

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Obviously

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Oh so that's who he married.

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Why yes. It is a face.

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

Hold on, let me get on my pumped up kick... ★2

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

click click

Comment to comic 5347 on 2019-09-10

I too like to give head starts. Or maybe... ★3

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Couldn't have been me. I never wear tren... ★2

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

For my entourage obviously

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

You've been talking to your uncle again,...

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Now why would I do that

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

You can shit into a urinal. All you have... ★2

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

drinks semen ★2

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Alternate ending: the 3rd toilet played ... ★4

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Don't, it's hot in there ★3

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Not since I was a little boy

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

I thought that was cocaine ★2

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR CONCEIVABLY

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Welcome to 1998 ★4

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

Boys, boys, you're both right. Now let's... ★3

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-10

I believe the technical term is Rosebud

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

Though scat is a fetish of mine, there i... ★5

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

TSRIF DOG TOG TI REMMACS NMAD GRAAAA

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

Masturbatable

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

I prefer he didn't

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

Which will make you so happy that you'll... ★3

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

I never got swirlies, I just got gangban...

Comment to comic 5346 on 2019-09-09

I know a certain user here who will be d...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Let the rest of us have sum succ

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

nein, Facebook Mutter, nein!

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Hubert are you ok? ★2

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Or he'll have more trouble seeing

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

So then yes, no women like that.

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Get in my belly ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Yeah. The only person I had to fuck when... ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

What's the green dude from Star Wars got... ★3

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

How do you know? We haven't seen a cumsh...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Ah come on. She ain't no holla-caust gir... ★5

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Hollup wouldn't that have already happen...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

I paint dicks with my vagina

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Take that out of your mouth

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

I just like to scream

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

It's a toupee that failed to slip backwa... ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

I know that sock. She's a cheap harlot. ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Wait, how do you get your own penis into...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

I always make sure to get my anti-cum-bu...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

Assuming Gerfird is poly

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

TARGET LOCK ON ANUS

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

If he's got a grandma anything like me t...

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

No, Facebook, mom no! ★1

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

More like a dick tater

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

I know that brand

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

And I still haven't caught you. One day....

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Are you ok?

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Net....flix?

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

I've whittled much wood in my day

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Wait does a trap apply as a girlfriend o...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Go get a sea urchin enema

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Short life expectancy. I hate things tha...

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

But what if he's circumsized?

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

So none of them? ★4

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

Well yes but did you or did you not get ...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Baldness ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

I know. I know everyone's fetish here.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Can't you read? That dude just said it.

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

I'll suck your prong ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

How's that autism doing?

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

So that's why people call me stevia

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

You'll have to talk to my agent about th...

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

What does that even mean? ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-08

Didn't Mr. Rogers say something like tha... ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

Neither am I. At my age if I rush I coul... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I know

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

That's it. What more do you want from me... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I've learned to talk quite clearly that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I'll stick to pong

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

There's an ass for that ★1

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

Go spend 5 to 8 hours getting fucked by ... ★5

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I heard he's been much happier since he ... ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

And of course all of them are odd ★2

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

I never left sugar

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

Also, what are you? A white girl?

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-06

First

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

That's my favorite position

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Ya

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Yeah cause my standards are so high ★2

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Are you ok Xi Jinping?

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Are you ok?

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

You're really good at drawing muscular m... ★3

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

You should have asked if the rigor morti...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

nnnnggggg ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Never skip leg day

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

I do like to have sex with frying pans, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

YOU SUCK

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

That spindly little thing? I sold it to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

I have a Will. Don't tell his parents. ★2

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Men have packs?

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Wouldn't that mean his dominant arm and ...

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

How dare you, I am not a nudist. I'm cle... ★4

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

mmmm ★1

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Gimme a D

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

You should work on a cure for male baldn... ★4

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

I teach classes.

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Dibs on the corpse ★4

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-06

opens up

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

You haven't seen mine Lately ★1

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

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Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Who are you to say it isn't? WHO I ASK Y...

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

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I break into an orphanage whenever I see... ★5

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-04

Finally, somebody else here knows the jo...

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I think those are tears

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

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did somebody say rapeful? ★5

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

Orange you glad I didn't steal your bana... ★4

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

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Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

I beg for nothing. I just fuckin take. ★5

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

mega sploosh Anybody wanna choke me? ★1

Comment to comic 5341 on 2019-09-03

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Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

And a Buick. Mostly a Buick.

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

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Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

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Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

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I don't think I can be turned off ★5

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-03

I don't believe we've met. Dorothy Zborn...

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This website has content? ★4

Comment to comic 5339 on 2019-09-02

It's very dangerous to have a fan withou...

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Gay

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I'll have you know Dorothy is a very tre... ★2

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Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

I have that problem too. Prolapsed rectu... ★1

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

This post appeared three times.

Comment to comic 5340 on 2019-09-02

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Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

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fuckcakes? ★2

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Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-02

I do ★3

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did somebody say black male? ★5

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Comment to comic 5338 on 2019-09-01

I think I know that guy

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

I'd imagine you'd have to speak to a man...

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

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Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

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I believe that makes him "versatile" ★1

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I thought you were going to say when the... ★2

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

A hole's a hole

Comment to comic 5337 on 2019-08-31

I think that's called a reach around. ★4

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That little shit better have left me tha... ★1

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I'm sure there are proctologists who wer... ★7

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-31

Fuck

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

Can't be. Pee doesn't fall in space.

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

I really hope Gerfird didn't conclusivel... ★1

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

In my case it's usually not urine

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

You don't spunk out of your ass? ★1

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Gluteus maximus week

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Um the word proctologist is clearly ther... ★2

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

*ass week ★2

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

mmmmm

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

There's no such thing as enjoying it too...

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

That joke was pretty glute

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

I once got a prostate exam. Next thing I... ★2

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

*real life anus related experiences

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

It did. Here I am.

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

Ass week indeed ★3

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

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Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

I've never been ok

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Evian ★1

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Cocaine can be underage? Where can I buy... ★3

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Not sure if he was going for a burn or w...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Would have probably ended up a stinky pi...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

You can't prove that

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

You don't shut your eyes when you drink?...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Why yes it is. Oh, you're referring to t...

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

Maybe the more tight it gets the more lo... ★3

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-27

That would be disstubbing ★2

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

I could see it

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

Shut up Mr Lahey

Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

If you consider that pricey you need to ...

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

Fuck yes/me

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Comment to comic 5334 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

My basement be like

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

The fact that you know he got a kitten i... ★4

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Die and go to hell, materialize as a 13 ...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

That's piss?

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Excuse me, I'm right here

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

The people who fuck liars, I've met many...

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Hmm he's not yellow enough for that

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Is there a chance one of the O's is for ... ★1

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Hopefully urine for a big surprise for t... ★1

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Fatty

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

Sometimes after I've gotten dressed I lo... ★2

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

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Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

I do most things naked

Comment to comic 5333 on 2019-08-26

I do. I mean ....

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

A piece of something... ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-25

I hate millenniums. I've survived 3 of t... ★5

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-25

That's probably enough for 20 minutes of...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

So what you're saying is I have to enter...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Some are blackout fucks ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Your finding my offense comedic is offen...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

I would have replied sooner but I have a...

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Hey don't diss on incels. I have an Ince... ★3

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Get your dick caught in a ceiling fan

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

The safe word is, BANANA.

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Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

This comment is really offensive

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

Oh Jesus, Randy, would you back up

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

I, too, put out ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

I just date children.

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

This is the smartest thing you've ever s... ★1

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

By the way, Here's your bill for last ni... ★4

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

How could he could it? He'll never tell....

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-23

I prefer hate fuck ★3

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

They must not have duck Hunt

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Maybe I'm Lois

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

That might be the pizza I delivered ★2

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

I once delivered a pizza. Didn't know yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Damn fat kids always ruin the fun

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

That comment was a real stitch

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

That's how I recieve dicks. Most of the ...

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

I tend to judge boys on the firmness of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Anne Frank!?? ★2

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

Probably screwed down

Comment to comic 5330 on 2019-08-23

that's one of my many fetishes

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Good. I brought sugar packets. That crea... ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

did you bring the stuff

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Which reminds me. Can I eat dessert off ...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

I'm almost 6 feet tall

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Did somebody say dick dancer?

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

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Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Spiffing

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Never gonna forgive you for that. Never ... ★3

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

After a while it starts to feel like wha...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-23

Go get crabs ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

If Stu was here there'd be chocolate pud...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Very clean ★3

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

If someone drops their soap in the showe... ★5

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Is that what the kids are calling me now...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

You should put actual comments but commu... ★1

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

And quite well might I add. Good show. ★1

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Flattered and disturbed

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

But I like being a star

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

perfect ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

That's child's play

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Anime? I thought this was hentai. That's... ★1

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

But it wasn't Iraq

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Yes I am a sucker

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Hmm not enough std's ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

Trust me, what I'm saying Israel ★3

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

#spongeboymebob

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

I did Nazi that coming ★3

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-21

I've been feeling it for 50 years

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

mmmm

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

I've got the best flapjacks in the world...

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

⸮ ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

Not true. Gerfird would most likely have... ★2

Comment to comic 5329 on 2019-08-20

If you catch them they make fantastic so... ★7

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Go use a toilet right after Michael Moor...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I remember that titty rub I got back in ...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

That's the power of kegal excercises

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

They do the way I work em

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I'd be happy to help with exercises

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I'm everywhere. Especially when you expe... ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Dorothy yes ★3

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Moo baby ★2

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Fair ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

You can try but I've already put it into... ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Drop your pants and I'll show you

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I don't know, I've often been able to ke...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I feel like soon he'll be completely pre...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

oh and suppose you could do so much bett...

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I did 2 hours ago. You didn't notice?

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

did somebody say kid? ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I can animate your dick. Just let me get... ★4

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Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I wonder if he knows Bendydick Cumberbun... ★3

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

*moobs ★1

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

I will always win. I've been places on y... ★3

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Hooker resources? ★2

Comment to comic 5328 on 2019-08-20

Amateur ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

; )

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Don't make me get your hose

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Looks like that has already happened

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

The trick is citronella candles. Usually... ★2

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

You slippery little jew

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

You're not supposed to be

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

I'm assuming he was holding it and looki...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

DON'T MAKE ME GET THE HOSE

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

talking severed head on the floor Everyb... ★3

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Yeah when a kid is beheaded at a young a... ★4

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

I could strip for you if you want to get... ★4

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

He holds a conversation better than most... ★3

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

Does it count if you smash the glass bac... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

"Principal Morris, I'm gonna be backup, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

sweats ★1

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

If I were him I'd quit while I'm a head ★6

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

That's your biggest concern? ★2

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Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

A Magnum Sharpie. Now that would leave a... ★2

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

blushes

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

I've had more than one roll in the hay e...

Comment to comic 5327 on 2019-08-19

"working again, John?"

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

There's a bad kind?

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Minus the dismembered limbs. Which remin...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Shit

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

For internal use only

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

I'm happy to give lessons

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Sounds like patriarchy to me

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

My.

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

For lengths of 3- only

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

....had-her-way with me

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

I care about you. You have one of the mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Plankton's dick or Plankton as a whole?

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

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Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Yep it's a big one

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

What can I say I'm an easy default.

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Maybe it's a warning so small children d... ★5

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

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Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

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Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

Same as Cynthia?

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

You know, some are actually shaped like ...

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

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Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

Are you kidding? Hitler was the bomb. A ... ★4

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-18

Now that'd be a burning sensation in my ... ★4

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

The proper term is Flappy sacks

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

I bet you can't perform an enema without... ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

God I hope so, you hot steam engine ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

We all already know how to provide alley... ★3

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

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Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

I don't have to. We've been there. You p... ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

I feel like Bowser would bust pure lava ★4

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Mink? I love mink, so soft. ★1

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Well whatever they are, we know they are... ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

I S ★2

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Sorry about that

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

Nuts have plenty of protein ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

It wasn't supposed to

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

the story comes first Much like my ex hu...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

The boys used to shoot me in school all ...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Yep. They are now not only terrible but ...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

You'd have a lot more options if you jus... ★5

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Amateur ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

I'm good at comic stripping too

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Ass usual

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

I know. I can see you. I was hoping you'... ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

It's actually got more of a medical clin...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

You missed the part where I seduce the d...

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

I'll let you go when they've freed Tibet... ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

You are excused, young man. Just remembe... ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

did somebody say masochist?

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

I mean, to be fair, this game could inci... ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Feel free to poke this mom

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Gimme foo gimme fah gimme dabajabaza? ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Fetish?

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

In about a week it's gonna be a hell of ...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Let's just say he can do a lot with that...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Last panel is relatable

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

You kill the child before its 9th birthd... ★2

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

I got 3 of them. They just kind of hande...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

So I'm a Pokemon Trainer?

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

I wish I knew where I left my last baby ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

You're all wrong. It's because of all my... ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Yeah I've heard they're all the same

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Ever taken an S? Wouldn't recommend it.

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

too late rapes ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Around, in, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

It's ok if you're into skanks. Incidenta...

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Std'd

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

I know a cure for that ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

I can make anybody's eye blood red. I ju...

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The inconsistency of where her shirt goe... ★3

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

[stares in infected] ★4

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

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Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

who are you to assume she isn't trans?

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

Did somebody say STD?

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

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Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

wrench goats?

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Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

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Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

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Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

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Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

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Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

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Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

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Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

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Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-07

I hope they do an uncensored version ★2

Comment to comic 5318 on 2019-08-06

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Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

I once saw a pussy tit

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Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

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Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-06

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I hope they do an uncensored version ★4

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Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

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Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

I hope they do an uncensored version

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

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Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

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The fan in my house was a Sears special,...

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Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-30

I hope they do an uncensored version ★2

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

a penis for writing?

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

also claps only without hands

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

I just thought they had sex until they b... ★3

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

They are, however, aardvarks

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

And I say I'll pull it when I'm good and...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

They could just buy rubber sheets

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

Is it penis sauce?

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29

I've been part of yours too. You just do...

Comment to comic 5310 on 2019-07-29

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

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Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

Anne Frankly I'd be offended if I didn't...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-29

I hope they do an uncensored version ★2

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-29

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

If you ever want to hear a soft spoken, ...

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you've got a one way ticket to Brown Tow...

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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I was completely expecting this to end w... ★5

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

an equal opportunity pianist?

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

I don't understand, at what point does h...

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

Remember that time I fit in you?

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

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who are you to assume they even have a g...

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Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-27

I hope they do an uncensored version

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

This looks like the same color as the wa...

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

Can you believe 10% of the internet is w...

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

I hope they do an uncensored version

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-27

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

I thought it was a panther, you know, on...

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

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Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Wait it isn't? I thought it was like Fra...

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

Devil's wear underwear?

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

My underwear looks like that after a few...

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

Don't you stand on a fence when you're a...

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

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Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

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Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

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Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

I thought it was your ex husband

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-24

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Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

I thought rp meant radical penis

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

My vote is for Pedro

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

As opposed to a figurative retard?

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

I have a green lamp shade, there's a mov...

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

What does V S T R P X L V T Y S B A C O ...

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

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Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

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Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

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Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

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Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

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I bet the Nazis got her

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-20

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Is prostitution a legitimate business?

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

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Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Let me just tell you that if you threw a... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Go accidentally fuck a mob boss's grotes...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Dorothy yes ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Or one of those silicone vaginas

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Angry sex is best sex

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

you have a depression antidote? ★1

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Are you describing a sex doll or a fat c...

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I have a collection of those. My favorit... ★2

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

It's a great way to freak out the next g... ★3

Comment to comic 5303 on 2019-07-16

I too like to watch ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

I've never been ok ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

More like throbbin' good

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Yong been spotted? If that's anything li...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Some girls make excuses to not bang?

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

**ur

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

You mean they don't have sex in awkward ... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

So sue me. I had to pee. ★3

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

You can stick your dick in my dick any t... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Men in tight pants ★2

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

You're in the Attic, right? So how's Ann...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

It's whoever you want it to be sugar

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Go step in dog shit

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

shit she's in the oven ★3

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

The grainy edges and discoloration make ... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

*shat

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Go take a bath with a toaster

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Is Matt that? ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

With or without consent, I'm in. ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

1 hard 0 soft

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Shut up. That's my building. Me and my e...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Just don't fill me up too much or you'll...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Serves them right. They should be in my ...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

I've developed my craft over decades but... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Is this exhibitionism? Or voyeurism?

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

This is horseshit. Karen go find me a ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-16

Could you imagine? With CAS my ass it wo...

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

I have one of those holes in my house. ★1

Comment to comic 5293 on 2019-07-15

First

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-15

That's a measure of distance you silly. ... ★6

Comment to comic 5302 on 2019-07-15

ahem I am an alien in need of rescuing ★5

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

So you're an alien cumshot?

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

It is radioactive you know. I'm the only...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Move into 1428 Elm Street

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Yes please

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Maybe it is

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

How do you mug a Microsoft program? ★2

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Not sure I see the appeal in sticking yo...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Annie's gonna be ok ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

My mom's been dead for 30 years so

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Get over here. Time to put that to the t... ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Most of the men I've been with didn't kn...

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Not believable. Mugger isn't black. ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-15

Come in ★1

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

Ass rape http://explosm.net/comics/431/ ★3

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

8.675309

Comment to comic 5299 on 2019-07-13

This comic gives me a superstitious feel... ★1

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Ah being peed on by a team. That brings ... ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

I'll feel you too

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

.llew ,lleW

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Give me a call some time. My number is w... ★4

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

hello daddy

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Good for fingering though

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-13

Well, piss

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Shower, oven, to-may-to to-mah-to. ★1

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Speaking of that party, I want my underw... ★1

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Annie I still care about whether or not ...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

yes sir

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Kind of like that time you looked down u...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

You have one too?

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

I'm like 150 how do you think I feel

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

I'll bring other things

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Let's you and I bounce in it sugar tits

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-12

Probably give you a preventable illness ... ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

No! I still want to have a party. I've a...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

He's probably just having his period

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Polo ★1

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

turns head

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Graep

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Do you really want to go at it with me? ...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

I love all body types. Frequently.

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I don't get this Shrek joke ★2

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Unless you're me

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Gyay

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Oh honey I was planning on eating your a...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

I'd be into that but I haven't been able...

Comment to comic 5300 on 2019-07-10

Oh Kris and his delicious ass are still ...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

You have a cock?

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Yep weirdest tit fuck ever ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

You mean Karen Williams?

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I've run trains into me

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Please, he probably believes Sylvester S...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

You know I heard that goes great if you ...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

bends over

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

*has a candy ass. Perfect for eating.

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I could teach you ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

k

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Damn right ★2

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I believe the technical term for gay rap... ★2

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Go to prison and marry a huge black guy ... ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Out of what though

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I'll grab whatever I want

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

More like a fun damental level amirite?

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

I'd happily cover his smooth, tight ass

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Most people don't, they usually don't ge... ★3

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

That lazy twat

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

I think it was Uncle Sam's birthday

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Recovering from celebrating the first of... ★4

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

twist

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

So your Japanese girlfriend. Or boyfrien...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

I advertise with my mouth lots ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

Where even are you again

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

insert somewhat witty rebuttal here.

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

People get lots of things from me though...

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

As long as it's already wrist deep ★1

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-09

I've never told anyone to not tell anyon...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I take it you were once a regular here w...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Um...13? ★1

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I will never take Stanley back. That mag...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

triggered

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I thought he was 1% evil and 99% hot gas... ★3

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I don't feckin' know

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

(I think he bought it) ★2

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I'd love to be greased in Gary

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

White board? That's a tad racist, don't ...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Powder does reduce the slip quite a bit ★1

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Have you ever in your life had an unexpr... ★5

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

cTelKikE!!!

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I prefer to slurp. Oh! You're referring ...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

I wish you were in shorts

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

So you're homeless

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Who cares Matt left

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

We're supposed to be clever? ★1

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Jesus this isn't a thrice it's like a fi...

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Shit now the spam is thricing

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

Go become HIV+

Comment to comic 5292 on 2019-07-09

5 out of 4 people don't understand fract... ★3

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

I don't give a shit anymore if you're ok... ★3

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

That was one of my nicknames back in hig... ★1

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

That phrase has lead to a lot of people ... ★3

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

....what? No no...this can't be true..

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

We've got all the hickishness of the dee... ★1

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

You mean I have competition?

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Maybe men should be keeping purses in th...

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

wink

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

I'M MA BAKER PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR A...

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Anti blackers? ★1

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

inside job ★4

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Wait are you talking about me or Kris

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

Yeah I'm very careful to make sure the o... ★7

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

First?

Comment to comic 5291 on 2019-07-08

A purse really is a great place to hide ... ★4

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Waddap

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

gasp my virgin ears ★2

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Give me my likeness back

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Should have used her box

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Just like my ex husband, Stanley

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Sure makes for a hell of a blast that's ...

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

I'm always thirsty

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Not big enough

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Annie are you ok? ★2

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

Wait when did it come out?

Comment to comic 5290 on 2019-07-07

That's a wrap. Goodnight folks.

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-07

Ah yes. I believe that was taken in 1919... ★1

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Can confirm. Had a donkey or two.

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

I do a pretty good dick face ★1

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Raisins are better anyway ★2

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

That's a thing

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Remember the ones in Bowser's Castle? I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

*you sit IN my lap

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Let's hear those balls jingle ★2

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

So? I've got a Thwomp.

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

.yaG

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

I once got married because I had sex wit...

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Not bad for that being the second date h...

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

I cum before the first date starts

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

Speak for yourself

Comment to comic 5289 on 2019-07-06

I have that kind of relationship with a ...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

I think I had a slave named that. Or wai...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

So touche, very comeback, wise wow ★4

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

I think I'm living proof that you can ra...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

click click

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

You mean erection rallies?

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-06

Remember to spay and neuter your homos?

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Annie, are you ok? ★6

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

I love being in the middle of a sandwich...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

If you're a virgin, just steal some dick... ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Through the hard times in the year ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Pits are one of my fetishes

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

I love blackmales

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Would probably have made 9/11 less crowd...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

lophu8 is a dog with just enough intelli... ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Oh cock

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

I could if he crawled right to the cervi...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

The solution to that here in Canada is t...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Damn white mail privilege ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Just let it happen

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

This almost needs to be brought back

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

whoosh

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-05

Or a floating cumshot

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Fix poverty like you fix a dog

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

I prefer to fuck them. They have spectac...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Or so you think

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

I thought he said fix poverty, not puber...

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

that's one of my fetishes! ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Seeking of coffee, we haven't seen our g... ★1

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

First

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Served on rice ★3

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Twice

Comment to comic 5288 on 2019-07-03

Once

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

removes shirt

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

What the hell is an explosm? I thought t...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Just the tip? Amateur. I can take the wh...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Gun shot

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

All incest is wincest ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Po-tay-to po-tah-to ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Sounds like the dad was touching his ha ...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Came where? To a lovely dinner at a top ...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

That's my favorite kind of shit.

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Don't diss Ding Dong Dung. That boy is f...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

I opened that link and all my dreams cam...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

#sexualfrustration

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

I wish my dad molested me more often

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Well we in Canada, USA's largest state, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Is that kind of like the smell of despai...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Why, yes explosm. I would indeed like a ...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

*homosexical

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

What a coincidence! My car is throwing a... ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

I got it from my uncle Janice

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-03

Also what happened to your face? have yo... ★4

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

You are aware those are clickbait right?...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

You must be Jew here

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

There's an outside?

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

If all parents just used a pillow case f...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Challenge accepted

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

I'd give you details but it'd shorten yo... ★2

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Bye.

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

A mupist ★3

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

*lesbinum

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Same wails loudly ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

I love to receive abuse in the caboose

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Well the same could be said for his gent...

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

I prefer to gum

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

You need more dogs. All of the dogs.

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Can do ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

KFC sucks rooster dick. No idea what it'... ★1

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Sadism isn't funny?

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Sorry

Comment to comic 5280 on 2019-07-02

Abuse is my favorite kind of sexual

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

Or your know, give them a dry itchy blow... ★2

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

I don't give money to homeless people be... ★2

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

She's got a floppy slot

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

It'll give you the-sore-ass ★2

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Yes.

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

The dick or the grasshopper

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

This is c&h what I think you mean is 2 o... ★3

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

This is loss

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

I hope so

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

scritch

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

That's a weird way to spell anus

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Your sure that was his house? That could...

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Not mine

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Sounds like a single line of dialogue fr... ★3

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Was it me?

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Nothing is as invasive as me ★2

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-28

Gay.

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

England is a city you uncultured swine ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I know. I saw it on xvideo

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

No that is not me. I have much more hair...

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

oh baby

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

you might say they're Scooby-Doing each ... ★4

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

snap snap snap snap ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Big penis ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

We're all fans of Beneficial Cucumber ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Won't you tell us that you're ok ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

But there's no cocaine

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

You measure from anus to tip, correct?

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Doesn't look like a duck to me

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Watch me clap without my hands ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Wait our women are supposed to be hairle...

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Bigfeet? Bigfoots?

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

All it takes is some peanut butter in so... ★3

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

If you know what I mean

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I love slaying beasts

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

#nolongersatansbrotherinlaw

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Who wouldn't ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I feel like this is very much the reason... ★3

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Relax it's just his fursona

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I will be the decider. It will be decide...

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

#hashtagsdontworkhere ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

I wonder if every part of big foot is bi... ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

And somewhere in the middle - ....starte...

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Yeah come on bring back that grade A fap...

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

What and yes ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

One would say it's a balanced breakfast....

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

those are eyes? ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Somebody wears a butt plug ★2

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

diversity

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

God I hope they don't hatch ★4

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Don't be silly. Clorox Bleach is a clean... ★3

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Fuck sponges. More like steel wool

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Just poo it out into an egg and eat it. ... ★3

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

This explains much

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Brink? Isn't that what an Asian does to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

You must not be from 'Murica ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Cloudy with a chance of anus eggs

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

I too am moist ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Go get worms ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Because they're drunk. Right? ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

Hmm for me the egg is usually on its way...

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

I had to think way too long about this. ...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

I have been known to cause rollercoaster...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Nah I'm good ★3

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

I came here cause I heard the word hung

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Then it's a dream realized

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

You could try. It'd be like pouring a 5 ...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

I'd call myself top 5

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Well don't be so damn sensual while feel...

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Well you'll never know if you have it as... ★1

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

But I like doing those things

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

They're gonna see me cumming

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Rack ★3

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Oh I'm very dry most of the time

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

They evaporate that quick eh?

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Well stop searching for rape manga

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Go stick a fork into a plug in outlet ★1

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

moist ★1

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Hallelujah* ★1

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

Dorothy uses Mega Sploosh ★1

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Ugh I hate it when that happens

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Money can't buy taste. It can however bu...

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Also it had a gun

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Mugginess is what commonly causes swamp ...

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Gets a police sketch done: http://i.imgu...

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Gay. ★3

Comment to comic 5282 on 2019-06-24

Oh yes point your big gun at me daddy ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

As are the showers I like to take

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Hmmm I think I acted in a parody movie w...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

See you at 11

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I love how you can apply medical termino... ★2

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C) Dorothy ★4

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Thank you ★2

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The house? Is that what you nicknamed yo...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

How much for just the condom

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Right. It's the first name of one half o...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

I sure hope so

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Yes.

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Are you describing fly goo or my nether ... ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

You mean you don't?

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

Let me get my jar

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-24

Sometimes

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Hey a holes a hole ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

Can confirm

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Maybe ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

Come in

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You've been hit by ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

sploosh ★2

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

No I've never met Ned Flanders, why do y...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

That's a pretty fly

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

Prepare to eject yourself ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

ahem ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

It's a fap

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

I was in the Hot Fly Sluts. We were kind... ★4

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

★1

Comment to comic 5276 on 2019-06-21

I think I've hired that guy ★1

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Go get a hand job from Edward Scissorhan...

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Pedophilia is my thing. You can't have i...

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

Can't stop what? Touching your dick? ★5

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

So don't knock your end table over while... ★1

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

Yeah but I don't

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

My mom vaccinated me back when they just...

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

Not a fan

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

Talk to I read c&h while I poop ★5

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

No that's not a stroke, that's stroking....

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

Good luck

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

With the obvious exception of yourself

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-18

I'll touch it

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

This one does

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

If you live in Dallas do you know J R Ew...

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Edit: feel free to access my rear garage... ★3

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

I liked you better when I didn't know wh... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Mind asplodes

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And I dream of doing you all night

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

I'm a bulldozer that will indeed wreck y...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

I think the cast of Seinfeld is still tr... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

It can easily be explained, just look up...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Stop giving me ideas.

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

How do you know there's not one in the b... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Yeah those cheaters can be real scumbags...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Only if I'm covered in ranch dressing

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

They at least got one of my ball and cha...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

I was completely expecting that to be so...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Mine

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Well don't forget to wear your coat in c...

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

They get off on grama? Hot damn! ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

You really like that Sagittarius positio... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Go get a hair in your mouth that you can... ★1

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

Hey that's not how you draw me

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

(that's his term for my breasts)

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

Coincidence that he's the same color as ...

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

Link? ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

Only replace robber with hooker and gun ...

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

That particular KP album reminds me of a... ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

I was really hoping you would attach you... ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

I think I have Cyanidia, I think CAS gav... ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

I've been shot in the face before but no... ★1

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

I'll take your entire stock ★2

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

I'm sure I saw that in a porno once

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Couldn't have been me. My urine isn't ye...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Shut up and eat your pees

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Is it still private if it's taking place...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

⬆️ this

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

I think that's more of a discharge ★2

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Suit yourself, ya queer

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

He grew up into exactly what I pictured.... ★1

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

You may get a phone STD from it ★1

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Piss with a tad of prostate cancer to ma...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Plot twist: that wasn't Bill. It was his... ★3

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

D) pubes

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Don't say that too loud here, you'll exc... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

So when rough sex inevitably sends you t...

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

I'm going to accuse Columbia in the Conv... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

You mean you've never gotten a blumpkin?...

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Retain that hate. Makes great sex later.... ★3

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poof ★1

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Frost my cookies, Daddy ★2

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

S U G A R S ★2

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

I'm a lot like a bar. I glow at night, n... ★4

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

I don't think she really wanted helps fr...

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

You have my attention

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

HEY! Oh you're referring to the girl in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Guys relax I'm right here. Oh shit wait ... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Help. I've fallen on CAS and I can't get... ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

That's actually a great party trick ★1

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

It isn't? Shit I thought all of this was... ★1

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Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Go take a nap in an oven at Auschwitz

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

My mother always used to say this

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Try again sugar

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

came ★1

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is he ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

The joke ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Please make this your PFP https://www.so... ★3

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

With a little S and M? ★4

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

It looks like only her boobs and lady pa...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

E licks lips ★4

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

That's my special guy ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Good

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I would but I'm just a substitute teache...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Oh come on he'd never hang with a crowd ... ★3

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

It's actually called "Fishsmell Arms." T...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Don't you know that the bird is the word...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-14

Why not? She's a very attractive young l...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Oh you're not dead

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Sprinkles are for winners

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

You filthy pigeon, get out of here befor... ★1

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hello, dear ★2

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

autistic screeching ★3

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

And bingo was his name-o ★4

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

The deaths of 1500 people? ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

You said sexual. Ha.

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

I hope you go to prison and end up a big...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Well of course some nurses aren't nice. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

But not after he came

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

I am not peeing ★5

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Attic

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

That's not cum

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

"a girl once called me and said come on ... ★5

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

The American cream* ★2

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

NO FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ED GET BACK UPSTAIR...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

I prefer ejaculated but maybe I'm just o...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Don't be silly, women only cum in hentai... ★2

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Came: past tence cum ★3

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

What it's like being sticky? Well yes.

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

"The pussies are bitching" -Scar from Th... ★4

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Shut up before I manage you

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

A head wound would explain a lot ★1

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Laughs but then cries when I see taxes o...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Are you willing to provide the massages ★2

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

More like jizz out of luck?

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

And she went

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Backwards man presents is ass backwards ...

Comment to comic 1044 on 2019-06-12

I too sometimes drill holes into my love... ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

So stop talking so sexy ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Nothing here is ★3

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Stealing schticks is my thing too

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

Nah not a fan of Czechoslovakians

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

*Don't hurt me

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

I can help you learn to take things cumm...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Um........ Yes

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Oh I thought that game was called Meinka...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Same place it ended up probably

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Anything inserted in me melts ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Sploosh sploosh magoosh ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

This is a Dave comic we're talking about...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

I prefer the real life experience

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Did they have that new block stacking ga...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Not sure I get the whole Daveface thing....

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

An eighth inch gun

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

#loveislove

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Hey fucking things is my job

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Where the hell do you think? ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

I'll take your entire stock

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Just say it. A big sassy BLACK woman you...

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

well the creamsicles are my favorite

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Go accidentally marry a serial killer ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Hey it's Trump's dick-on-a-stick! I'll t... ★5

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

I smash Bros frequently ★3

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Fun fact: Ozzy Osbourne did a song about...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Also delete system32 it's unimportant

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Go to your LocalData and delete all the ...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Just look to the plot of literally any m...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

You got it. Beastiality is best iality.

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Ex-birdfriend?

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

You twiced yourself. Why did you twice y...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

I've been simultaneously f*cked and punc... ★3

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

I thought it was a flambé dessert

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

K bye

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Racism is never racism when directed at ...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

I prefer cashmere. Harder to get rugburn...

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

That could be because it was covered in ... ★7

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

Gladly

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-10

Oh no! Kangiko! ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Oh shit, I'm in Canada too! Please don't... ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Sploosh!® For all your naturally occurri... ★3

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

You know what the punishment is for leav...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Now why would you go do something like t...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

So many casualties in the crossfire... ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

What the hell is DnD? That's just Tuesda...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Should probably get that hair trigger lo...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Quite so

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

You can have him

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

I was hoping your rating would involve "...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

You consider that a challenge? Amateur.

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

If I can be reused so often, so can a co... ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Flash the enemy. Que an Indiana Jones st... ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Penis with broccoli on it? Nice. I can g... ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

I hope tomorrow's joke includes an apple... ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Oh shit maybe I was pregnant ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Or maybe a Kathy

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

My Daddy ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

Oooh I wonder what it's going to change ... ★1

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

On the upside it looks like you were abl...

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

I am serious and don't call me surely

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

Shirley you can't be serious ★3

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

sploosh Wait ★3

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

Is that a gun in my back or are you just... ★2

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Yeah. You need to practice your aim.

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Remember that time I let you shoot at my...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Yeah it can be tough becoming a parent a...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

guh... ouch! *

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

How about a sloppy saggy boobed grandma ...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I'd like to book one of those please

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Hmm when I sit on people they tend to va...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Bring back racism

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

More sexual frustration perhaps?

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

Doom

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

It's because I'm here and I won't let an...

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I thought this was common knowledge ★3

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

(she's an amateur) ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I don't get it does the dad jerk the son... ★1

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

I've never been first. Come to think of ...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

(thank God)

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

tahW

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

I drive a Lincoln. I'll just turn on the...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

You should see how long I can hold my br... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

Oh so that's why you're the way you are

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

You mean you haven't been talking about ... ★3

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-09

I'll do what I want

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Also, hi Broke, I'm Dad. ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Orange + blue = the sexy sexy president.... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

I thought those were two pennies and a q...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

He sure did last night

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Well they'll look a little like an Oh He...

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

It isn't?

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Hey that was my nickname for 42 years

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

JESUS CHRIST ED YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO T... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

I once got Rich. He's not that good in b... ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Oh I've been. He sent me back. I was a l... ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

A) yes. By my former husband of 38 years... ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

soaks up mess by "unsplooshing"

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Satan violates you with a pitchfork ★2

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

GOD DAMMIT ED THOSE ARE FOR YOUR LUNCHES...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

CAS offers guided tours ★4

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Yes.

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

I sure hope so

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Gilf?

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Wouldn't you be if you were caught rapin...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Oy that's a spoon ★1

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

ED GET THAT SALAMI OUT OF YOUR PANTS RIG... ★2

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Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

Did somebody say plump little boys? ★1

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I was once arrested for that in Chattano...

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-07

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-07

There are redwoods that I was here befor... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Who are you and why are you in my parlor... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Goes real good on bird meat

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

But lemon and pepper go so well together...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

My ex husband is like that. It's June an... ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

I'm very good at growing boys' appendage...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

You sure have long jerk off sessions. Th...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Now that's real shitposting. You could t... ★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Oh you're from the south. Is that where ...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

I refer to my toilet as Common American ... ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Are you kidding me? At my age I don't re...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Yet I still get more than anyone here

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

To be fair, birds are filthy. ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

And wherever I am ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

The arachnid kind ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

And what do you think we used to draw br... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

He does compared to me

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

How dare you. I had dibs on him

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

I only speak Canadian. When the gosh dar...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

This is why I keep literally everything ...

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Where did you get my diary??? ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

I can do even better things with my hand...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Which one is retardus? That could litera... ★4

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yyyyyyyyyeet ★4

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

So you do 30 in 60 zones. Got it.

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-05

Your mom is disgusting ★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Why? May as well try everything. You onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Fuckin auto correct ★3

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Happy birthday pole of the gay ★1

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The brown one, my teacher used to beat m...

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Maybe ★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

She's on a lot more than that. She's fre...

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

What sorcery is this ★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Must've been a hard poop

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Not half as much as it's my fetish

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

.. ..

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

Oh look a fellow scat enthusiast! ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

You'd better take that joke and Macin to... ★3

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Like I don't lick it enough ★3

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Somebody give this man a badge

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

This pleases me

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

No! He must stay in 1687 where he belong... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Don't judge me

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Trump man jerkin'

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Let the doctor ctrl your alts. Maybe he ... ★6

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Oh shit they read our comments? ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Welcome to 2019

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I'm so down for this. Bust out those rul...

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Every child enjoys seeing their parent s...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Trump baby carrot?

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Not the ones I interact with

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

So I need to douche. So what

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Ma Ho ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

Looks like his eyeballs changed to a dif... ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Much like myself

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

You mean jizz, right?

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

I prefer mine grilled first. Get on the ...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

You were in France? ★2

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

A monster cheeseburger. I'm sure hungry....

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

Oh that's what kind of doll you are

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Sshhhh saying that attracts furry polar ... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Sure wish I had a monster something

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

I wonder what it's like having a dick th...

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Wait you're a guy? Oh that's right I'm t... ★1

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

At this point, I need a Greyhound to hav...

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

Anus Dave face screaming

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You'll fap to anything ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

I'd watch that with cop porn ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-03

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Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

Fun fact. I can make a Dave face with an... ★4

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

E) horny ★2

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

(thanks) ★6

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

I usually get caught. I just rape them u... ★2

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-02

Nah, not dry or scratchy enough.

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Just use your imagination

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Sometimes

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

AA) Johnson ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

The. ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

And did they put your teeth back into Ga... ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Just come to my orgy. No spoilers there.... ★6

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

My nipples. Well at least they used to, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

So you like Brazzers ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Probably standing in Judge Judy's courtr... ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Interracial porn? ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Soylent Green is people ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Dude I'm right here ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

He said he fucks his mother. Not sure wh... ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

3edgy5me ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

Car needs a bigger spoiler ★2

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

That's more of a weeeew

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

The extra deep ledges provide copious am...

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

Paradigm

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

BLACK!? Oh you mean the color, not the g... ★3

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

She's my granny pie ★3

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-29

I prefer penish ★5

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Who is nut and why is Spicy Mountain arr... ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Did somebody say cock? ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

So Wow! ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Is that what you kids call a boner these... ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Please don't kick me ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

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Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Feel free to toss your cookies any time ... ★2

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

Maybe they're Amish ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

You either get laid a lot or you're like... ★3

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

But that's not masturbation ★1

Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

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Comment to comic 5257 on 2019-05-28

That's not the only mushroom head he's g... ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Also good luck with your venture. No sha...

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Let bitterness month begin

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Hi patient. I'm dad.

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Welcome back dear. As per routine, pleas...

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

You don't worry that he'd drag his freak...

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

And death. Don't forget death.

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

For if you can't decide if you want a tr... ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

there are other places to listen to musi... ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Link isn't available. He's stuck in the ... ★5

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

I think I once watched a porno with a si... ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

That looks more like a burp than a cough... ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

I once coughed so hard I had an orgasm ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Don't feed the trolls ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

★3

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Consider it done ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Who else thinks the first comment should... ★4

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Ugh these jokes are so week ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Flags ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

I think praying actually made teenagers ... ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

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Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

There's a robot that dispenses spam? Whe... ★2

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

I'm pretty sure my cells kill cancer cel... ★5

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Hmm what I do to children often makes th...

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Several regulars actually ★1

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

I too am sick but a different kind. Also... ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Gay. ★3

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Plot twist the teller's name was Mary Ja... ★2

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Former Prime Minister of England Margare...

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

If you raised a kid you can set it on fi... ★4

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

I fourth them

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Is it me? Seriously I'm at pretty big ri...

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

I busted a dad once

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Jerome

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

Here's a card. It's got the address of m... ★2

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

I can attest this

Comment to comic 5256 on 2019-05-27

This is how lots of gay pornos begin ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I feel like we need to ask Soylent Jello...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Mattress?

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Dicks. I'm an expert with monster dicks....

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I) sexual awakening by Dorothy.

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Oh yes. Interchangeable dicks is the gre...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

G) virginity ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Go get molested by Trump

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

The funniest part of this is the number ... ★5

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I can clap without using my hands. Wanna... ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I get lots of it

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Well I haven't had 98528 individual sexu...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Cannon ball eyes?

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Or perhaps Satan's brother in law.

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

If you are, perhaps now would be a time ...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

Hoos

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-27

I'm an expert in a specific kind of mons...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Penis

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

I'm not sure but I think it's a web comi... ★2

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Just ask CAS

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Visible ribcages are a kink of mine

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

I've met a good response to this comic. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Vegans are so skinny though, and they ti... ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

I bet that vampire wench can't suck half... ★1

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

You don't win no silver. You only lose t...

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

Gayperior you mean

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

I'm starving for some man sausage

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-26

Not the worst thing I've killed

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

The homeless man was happy cause you gav... ★1

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

I'm just gonna make myself present under... ★2

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

With pleasure

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-25

God knows I am

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Go get fisted by the Thing

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

it sure flaps in the wind like one

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Pee is stored in the balls

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Wait there are other kinds of monitors? ... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Wait until you're my age in a couple hun... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Feel free to cheez-it on me as much as y... ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Insert into Dorothy here⬇️

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

I've pretty much been slowly dying since...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

I guess I'm a little of both. Or maybe a...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

Literally ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

My ears are burning. As are other parts.... ★3

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

People hope don't give ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

What's depressing about this?

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

You kidding? Calvin's gonna use that thi... ★2

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

GET YOUR HEAD IN ME

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

7...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

Player jism? ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

Speaking of which, that's what I'm curre... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

Nothing times a million

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

Doesn't look real peaceful to me

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

wishing for a Monday to cum? ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

I don't think I can fit that many dogs i...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

That reminds me. I'll be dead soon.

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I've got a void too but mines easier to ...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Try me

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Dr. Richard Penis ★1

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

How do you glad a back ★1

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I'm always low. That's how you find me.

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I didn't realize computer monitors on st...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Chinaman? Don't you find that a little o...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

H) Dorothy stuffer ★2

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Laying low is now you attract Dorothy

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Too pointy. I've been eyeballing the lea...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

Guess I'd better keep lots of lube aroun...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

turns head, starts sniffing ★1

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-22

I like getting fucked on a regular basis...

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

I went there once. Lots of medicks.

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

yawn~ please replace the empty void in m... ★2

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

Where's the signup sheet ★1

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

Somehow is one word

Comment to comic 5249 on 2019-05-21

I'll fill that out right away. Hopefully... ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

Maybe I'll just die. I've been on the th...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

I want you to shwreck me

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

I sure hope so

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

Did you hear the one about the boy who a... ★8

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

DorothyTheCunter

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Oh believe me. I know.

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Especially something with a dick that po...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Cliterally

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Or I'm entitled to tips regardless of th...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Gosh darn it

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Stop taking my shtick before I suck on y...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

There a problem here?

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Wanna go?

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

And diving Subaru Outbacks

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

I come here to escape this stuff. Come o... ★11

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

So this means you're available?

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

It's meh ★2

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Today at lunch I had ranch dressing on m...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

I love working hard and only keeping hal...

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

No that's me spitting

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

It probably stops at the last reply butt... ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-20

Maybe fear that Dorothy will get em

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

Let's do a silly one

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Go get felt up in your sleep by your cre...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

I think you mean OOOOOOO ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

NT?? ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

I thought it was anal beads ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

What the hell is a James Charles and why... ★1

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Grout out to corgies?

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Oh come on I'm not dead yet. Well, not c...

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

More like foxy fine adine?

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

What? What did he say?

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18

Gay.

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18

You're welcome

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I didn't flag you either

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I think I aborted a couple dozen

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Hi high. I'm horny.

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

You know I judge poops too but usually o...

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Eh I consider it a "mom" meme. Right up ... ★1

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

We leave next week

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

I just sucked them all regularly ★1

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Off teal, really. Needs more green.

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Oh baby

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

He just said his name is dad, not buddy.... ★2

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

If he's been commenting on a fryer this ... ★3

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

You were gone?

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Hopefully that meme will die with it ★1

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Gross, old guys. Reminds me of my disgus...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Then the fact that you can type the way ...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Silly, that can't kill you. It just dama... ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I'll turn on my adolescent radar ★2

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Seinfeld bass riff ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Didn't know you thought of me as a book ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

12 year olds date? And can be hulking?

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Blue.

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

She certainly won't be experiencing a so... ★1

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

More like the Joy of Shrek amirite?

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Y tho

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Ha you said poop

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Of course you can upvote a fag. That cle...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I call that a plus

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I didn't since he didn't cum

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Gooby pls

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

Don't be stupid. It's obviously spelled ...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

I remember back when Shrek was a real gu...

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

What it should be under is flat to fit i... ★4

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-17

Eh I've only had Androids. I just instal...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

All of your friends are afro Americans a...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

I've been cumming since the dawn of time...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

What the hell is pulling out

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

I love pollinating

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

The only thing I'm allergic to is celiba...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

You mean you don't smell flowers with yo...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Isn't every keyboard basically the same

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

You think you're pretty tough That, you ...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

They're not standards so much as anythin...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

That turned red years ago

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

It does feel like a sneeze only better ★1

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Yes.

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Come at me bruh And you will see Dorothy...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Consider it done. Cliterally

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Cyanide and happiness

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Nah, about 3 short of my minimum. Wait, ...

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Block adders adds blocks

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

I fail to see the problem here ★1

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

Anybody want to smell my red rose?

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

If you want me to pull the plug, stay pa... ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

But money ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

I've done those things but it wasn't phy...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Hey is that what dylanbo69 is trying to ...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

And Mama Gram http://explosm.net/comics/...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

How can you of all people have syph

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

I'm more of a masochist

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Did somebody say facial?

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Before you go go ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

*enlarge

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

You can run but you can't hide ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Oh then where are we going? I hope it's ... ★4

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Baby I AM your favorite sock

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

I am pretty easy though

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

I've smushed a few faces ★1

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Thank you. From both mommies and mummies...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

You can't kill what's already dead ★3

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

Omg why won't you just die

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-14

I think you and I both know the answer t...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

So he was doing tenty?

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

I'd be happy to be someone's condom ★3

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

My nipples alone are longer ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

Better ★2

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Call me your friend Benedict?

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Oh please. My box has been destroyed for...

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

that's not moaning

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

And I'm not going to either

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Grandmother transmission?

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Forget gangrene. How about gang on me

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

better stop wearing them then dear

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

Hey that's my line ★4

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Yes.

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

Correct

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

I'm clearly wearing a lovely scarf ★1

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

No....that can't be me. ★1

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Well so have I but only by people

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

How about a LOT of pussy

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Wait this isn't explosm? Where the hell ...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Only Judy can judge me

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

And you're usually so quick. The Kegel e... ★2

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Beastiality is the best-iality ★1

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Put the 2 together and get a taste of Do...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Gayby blue

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Why do you keep talking about a municipa...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

How's life on the old gum tree?

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

Mad as in crazy or mad as in angry

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-07

Gay.

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-07

It's me. I'm the older one. ★1

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

Eh I don't even get paid for this

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

not when I come from

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

You know my various std's do that but it...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Looks like Joan Crawford's abortions fai...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Speaking of which, where is it? I'm aski...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I'm oGAY alright ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

We've already been over this

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I'm confused. Who's captain obvious? Is ...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

They're Grrrrrrrrrray

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Frosted GAYkes

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

They don't think it be like it is but it... ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

He's hardly ready to be a dad. He needs ...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Isn't everybody who gets killed that? ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Time to be fucking the kids again? ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

I can turn floppies into hard drives ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

How can you tell? Everything is after th... ★2

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Correct. There's a key that comes out af...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

How about getting this? ★1

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

That's one good baby salesman

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

Avatar means vagina. Vagina. ★2

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

Your seed sustains me. Thrust me, kinper...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

Allow me to elaborate. THROUGH INTERPRET... ★5

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

So I'm not actually supposed to blow on ...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

To any lengths and on any lengths

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

Does what I do constitute as cannibalism...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

I NEED MORE ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Yes.

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

How? Your crotch is flat and has no hole... ★1

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Might have been someone I violated

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Disney is better. I should know.

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

Wild grave appears ★1

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

George is such an asshat

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

The reaction is confusion. Sexual confus...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

There's no such thing as a pocket sized ... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Well if you want to refer to me as a typ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Yes Daddy

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Just kidding. Sorry to hear about your l... ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Where'd you lose him? ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

You remind me of Thanos wearing sunglass...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Are you kidding? My tits are what are do...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

You'll do as you're told young man ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

It's always Sonny in pedophilia?

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

I have a push up brah his name is poopca...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

That's what I'm arranging. My body all o...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

Where is there a cumshot with a top hat ...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

He can never leave pedophilia?

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

What? You're always supposed to lift wit...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Can be arranged

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

I want my remains to be thrown all over ... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Do I lift bras? Well yes, I usually have...

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Did I just stroke out and lapse into Go ... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

I scooped up a select few

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Need whore?

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Like I'm not enough you greedy little sh... ★2

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Looks like they need a few more polar be...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

This feals reel

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

I heard vaccinating makes you artistic ★4

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Look at it ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

I'm not home ★2

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Wow really? I've only known how to make ...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Yes dear?

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

What's an endgame?

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Lemon party ★2

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Mortal Cumbutt? ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

I hope it's mantrain

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

Look at Kirby. Look at it. Watch videos ...

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

Look at my thing

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

A couple of fine euphemisms for dick

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I love taking shots. Mostly to the face

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

Pole of the Gay ★3

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I love making it rain but I need a dude'...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-30

I've been told my vag feels very much li...

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Actually I'm down. Immediately ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

If there is, cheese ain't it. I'd start ... ★2

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Hey what the hell is my land husband doi... ★2

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

Add I'm usually on board with anything. ...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

How disgusting. Who would think sexual t... ★3

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Or a safety word

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

I thought stiff person syndrome was what... ★2

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Go snort some cyanide

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

My grandpa is dead ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

C) Pews

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Such futility. The 911 can't stop me.

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Oh we're married alright. He was just un...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Are you kidding? It's the children keepi...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

I too like Cabernet, picking food, and b...

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Isn't it the thing you put like dishes i... ★1

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

ahem

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

No I don't

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

sucks mop ★4

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

No. I checked.

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Dave's not here, man

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Sounds kinky. Can you put your whole bod...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Public sex is where it's at

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Oh that? That's just twat rot. I've had ... ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

More like Kim Jong Unf

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Whoa. Never connected those dots before.... ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

I'm not great a chewing. I'll gum ya tho...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Thrust me, kinperson ★2

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Exactly

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

I've literally never had to masturbate

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Gun expert eh? Which one is the one that...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

I prefer to suck them. Chewing is hard a...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Me too. I think I died about 15 years ag... ★4

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

Go get force fed spiders

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

I think I saw it once on VHS back in the...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

I clicked it once and I shit you not I g... ★2

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

I think you're thinking of how to tell i... ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

If he's a teenage boy he will. Teenage b...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

There's an outside? ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

His parents probably took it cause he ja...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

You don't have to be southern to want to... ★1

Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27

Reminds me of a simpler time

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

It's not your job to bitch. It's Pinkiep...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

Yep.

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

drools

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

drools

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

https://i.redd.it/3uejndl376701.png

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

No, the opposite, actually. Me getting d... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-26

Bea) Not with all these worn large holes...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

I'd remind you that you've all seen my b...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Witchcraft

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

You know it almost doubles in length whe... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Your comment was really shitty

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Boobing away?

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

How would you even know??? ˙ʇɥƃᴉɹ 'ɥO ★4

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Should have drilled a few holes into him...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Omg same

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Not beat as in beat up, beat as in beat ... ★1

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Like I've never done anything newsworthy...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Thousand die, including Leonardo DiCapri...

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

It means they're quite courageous ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

Lil stumps all grown up? ★3

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

I'd have just shot him

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Everyone here feels harder than expected...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Butt sex ★4

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Bend over and I'll reenact it for everyo... ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

You can if you want to http://explosm.ne... ★4

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

I do all the time

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-24

Where do you think the soul is stored? ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Butt why

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

you can't sit with us ★6

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Oh come on I didn't rape you that hard ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

That's how I get with each romp

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

I don't look for an excuse. I just do it...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

You know there's some fantastic gay fort...

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

E) I can only see souls

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

I feel like it was probably me

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Hey I found me. Your PFP officially has ... ★5

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Well let's see em ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Prostate exams are my favorite exams

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

Not possible. You can't measure what has... ★1

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

I'd squeeze those balls

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Got you hard?

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

To his doorbell? ★2

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

[spoiler]=Dorothy doesn't it

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Did you use macaroni noodles? ★2

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Hey! Everyone who fists me often ends up... ★1

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Speaking of which, we need to work on th...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

My fingers too are frequently sticky

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

ɹǝʞɹɐԀ uᴉʌǝʞ ★3

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Seeking solice from me is like seeking s...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

I don't know, I like having cum on my fi...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Fuck

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Also, lighting it on fire after soaking ...

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

When I catch people looking at mine, I m... ★1

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

Anything with a penis

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

To be fair, almost none of our romps wer...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

I get something with age alright

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Fist

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

You could have done better. Practice, yo...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

He had a reserection? A second cumming? ★7

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

I think you and I both know the answer t...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Make your dog eat it

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

It's been done. I was in it.

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

That photo was painted on a very windy d...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

I prefer to picture it being behind the ...

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

I'll always be here for you with legs wi... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

GODDAMN IT ED GROW THE HELL UP YOU'RE 38...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

*itching ★1

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

as far as you know I'm not

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

That's not a Jesus quote, that's a quote... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Want Dorothy to hop in with you?

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

It means I'll return whatever I stole

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

blushes ★4

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

I sure am

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

Legal action is being taken

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

By shooting them into each other?

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Oh yeah I've got more muff than a 70's p...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Don't worry, practice will solve that. I...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

looks down at own chest

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Lots of the clap back in those days. We ...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

I do not have a moustache you little shi...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

My tongue can make it a good day again i...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

That's an incredibly dangerous question ... ★4

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Bea Arthur? ★1

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Hmm sounds like a familiar situation

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

You've been thriced, bitch ★1

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Twice

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Once

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

Hello Gerfird. I'm arthritic.

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

This is a good comic. I like this comic.... ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

No way

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

Bozo

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

Don't be stupid, I don't stick my finger...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

The two do go hand in hand

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

Hope you didn't inhale too much smoke at... ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-21

What does flying do to your leg?

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Not to the KKK

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Yeah. He found out by rimming me

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Gay.

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Well that arm lost to those glasses

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

The nerd sure did with those petri dishe...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Give me a second while eye brows for som... ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

No homo

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Then maybe they'll put Shrek's skinny co...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Hmm I've never stuck my middle finger be...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Get a pair of suspenders and coke bottle...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

I think I might be poison rimmed

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Then don't read it in the wrong order?

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

Blood on glasses gets your motor running...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

No, just human food. Semen actually has ... ★2

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Well yes but I meant to type beastiality... ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Can you guess what food for me is?

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

What's this about my hand? Are you inqui...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Oh, that's right. One sec. Ahem JOHNSON ...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

But my fetish is thrusting my fetish ont...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Like how that dog has bread legs

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Johnson, no

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

"Yes. And send a recording to Ms. Doroth...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Some like animality, some like babyality... ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

I don't know. It's text.

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

It's in bread?

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

But what about dogs that are made of bre... ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

You knead to knock it off ★2

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

Take an anti nauseant and come to grandm...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

guh

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

Enjoy the euro trash

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

Hope urine safe hands?

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

can I get a men?

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

High up on a mountain of man, yes ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

ahem I believe that'd be me

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

I need the Google something. One second....

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

Is this loss?

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

I do not know what this is referencing b... ★1

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

And they take pictures on vacations with...

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

I believe in giving many fucks

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

So what the dog got her period and he wa...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

So just a bunch of surprised gay guys?

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

FOR FUCKS SAKE EDWARD YOU'RE NOT GETTING... ★2

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

You'll get hard and you'll like it.

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Hmm that never really hurt me much

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

A little bestiality never hurt anyone. E...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

*cloaca

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

It's exclusive if I say it is! Now take ...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

I like mine better

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Yes but did he divorce the chicken?

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

You know I'm who aunt Fanny was modeled ...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

I think he may be posting terrible Shrek... ★3

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

U wot m8

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

*byrds

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Are you implying he has more than one co...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

It's not really fish, it just smells lik...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Whoever the father is is up for dispute....

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

That was a chicken you sick fuck ★3

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Hey that's how much people usually wash ...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

It's the way everyone should talk to the...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

I'm whatever you want me to me like be s... ★1

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-17

Behold my everlasting sex appeal ★2

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

He seems more like an avacado to me

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Welcome to the internet. Are you new her... ★2

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

So those are what I have. Cloacas. ★2

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

I'm getting a raging semi just thinking ...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Isn't Salmonella what you get from eatin...

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

BUUUUUURN ★1

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

You're only supposed to do that in me

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Boxing Day

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

The porn ads are ok though

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

shut up, people aren't supposed to know ... ★1

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

repent while you still can

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Yes.

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Relatable

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

This from a bot

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

FULL BLOWN?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Rev up those fryers

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

L) Chocolate. I remember when they inven... ★1

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Go get a grapefruit. Now.

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Kind of like my thighs

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Wank?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Who let you back in ★1

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Feel free to jerk on me

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Then that would be *happy extraction day...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

I can make you seep other things with my...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Yes I am a hoe

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

An alt of whom, might I ask?

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

( . Y . )

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Praying for this dick to stay hard forev...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Let me get my camera

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

hey there... ★2

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Down on my knees for something that invo...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Y

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

corn

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Rammit Dob

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Remember the last time you had a good bo...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

What? That looks nothing like me ★2

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

You're grounded you little fuck. Wait un... ★3

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-16

Wow that's from a long time ago. I think...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

There could be

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

I know it's one of many that I've had

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

Happy passed through a vagina day ★1

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

And I always do. Wait, your aren't talki...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

Son, your real dad is a lemon.

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

Thanks for restoring those nightmares ★2

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

I'm down. Frequently ★1

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

that mans a fruit...

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

Mmmmm looks firm

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

I am a rubber suit

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Erekt ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

You completely missed my chest. You need... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

E) does anybody know where the bathroom ...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Obligatory

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Coincidentally, weewee is what I named y...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

You have my attention

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Open your eyes and find out honey bunch

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Big beautiful man?

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

This is fucked. Who still uses dvd's? ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Just a quick note. I rape back.

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Unexpected 3some?

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

turns head ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Speaking of which where'd you get that p... ★1

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Every drop

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

I plan on savoring every second

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Nah just him and 4 big ol' wangs. I just...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

I believe we've established I have no ro...

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

More like help him in. Into me. Come to ... ★2

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Bother anybody? This guy is perfect for ... ★2

Comment to comic 5219 on 2019-04-15

Can confirm. Anybody want to buy some pi...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

Why is your PFP Kaitlyn Jenner ★3

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

So I can cum him to death ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

The only one here who gets used is me

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-15

flamin'

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

He needs to call me

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

Sounds nice

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

oooooooooooo

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

Wait for it...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

There are many songs about Dorothy. All ...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

why not

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

You see that key on your keyboard that s... ★5

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

It's true. He woke up next to me. ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Can do

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

It's full of penis?

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

What do you expect me to do about it?

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

They can try to stop me. I'll violate th... ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

So? What do bowling balls have to do wit...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

You shut your whore mouth

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

They also apparently take you to Nebrask... ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

I like mine like my partners. Fresh, dar...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Nobody out dick-in-hole's me

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Gay o/

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

This looks like a setup for a porno. Lik... ★4

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

I think it's "you are the chosen one. We... ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

I'm screwed the most

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

I have a fix for that. It includes a lot...

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Anybody know his address? ★1

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Donald Trump approves

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Shoot yourself in the forehead ★5

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

E) I like fried chicken

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-13

Where? All I see is a safari hat

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Vagina lift?

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Why would he post a comic? That'd make n... ★1

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

How do you know CAS isn't Finnish?

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Now that all the people have split

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

They don't actually have 3 holes like ca...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

For me, the "beat off" part usually come... ★1

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Is that a bowling ball or a man? Or is i...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

accidentally draws a kitty ★2

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Do you still have your contacts? This is...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Should have started with "me having sex ... ★3

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

This is almost uplifting ★1

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

I miss his slender adolescent wrists. Bu... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

A better question would be who haven't I...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Didn't realize my flirtation was that bi... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

He's not as big as he says. I have hidde...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Don't bring me into this ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Daffodil... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

https://theturquoisehome.com/wp-content/...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

So Arnold Schwarzenegger has boobs?

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Maybe he doesn't like her because she's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

He goes by Arthur these days

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Oh get off it you Farquaad

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Maybe with at least 4 dudes ★4

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I only know how to do it right. ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

You can't seem to pin the reason as to w... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Amateur ★1

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Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I'm sure he's been a great guy several t... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Like anybody here is 5 inches long or mo...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

I'm intrigued

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Or an overpass over a busy freeway

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Like a clown's penis

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

A story with many holes in the plotline ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Like anybody here is big enough to use b...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Not even good ones. The spare ones you u...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

If he put dicks in his facial holes he'd... ★1

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

You call these flapjacks boobs?

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

A Weekly

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Should be crying out of the 3rd hole too... ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Number just number?

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

I love one eyed monsters. The type that ...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Naughty ★2

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Well stop parading that fine ass of your...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Sounds good to me

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Been there. It's more of a kink for me t...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Maybe a romp in the sack with me would b...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

I would pay top dollar to see this

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Whoa. Didn't notice that

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Aaah.

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Oh believe me I know. Took me 2 with our... ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

You just have to split two asterisks wit... ★4

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

I want something else

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Not enough

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Looks like Rob's got beef in Dave? ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

It's accessible

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

E) likes the idea of many holes

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

It took you a week to be born?

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

I like smooth criminals. The less hair t...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Well she was struck down, it was her doo...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

I'd love to have the 2 creator's beef

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

I believe home base is an orgasm

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Hehe, bowling

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

(dissonant music continues) (Character m...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Frostbite hand

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Foners?

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Get your head out of the gutter ★1

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Spooky

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

️ ️ ★3

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Looks like a good idea. I could use more... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

I can time travel too. I can travel forw... ★3

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Question is which one is the best and wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

I have dyslexia. I write about it in my ... ★2

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Not only can I make you cum, but it'll h... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

*someone's gutter

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Isn't the song All Star by Shrek?

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Actually common in Europe

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Spend a night with me and you'll be to c...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Reminds me of Mardi Gras last year

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

who are you to judge me

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Correct and yes

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

So masturbatable

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

Dave has ass ended?

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

I prefer boweling

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Maybe the cocaine also covers up all the...

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

That's actually my butt. Period.

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Hey those last 4 panels don't have any c... ★4

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

No, chocolate ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Alaaaaarm Force ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Gay and you've sold your baby for cocain...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I can quit air any time I want to.

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Jerry Seinfeld?

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

A) procrasturbation

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

A) you know...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I'll just purchase him when he's 12. My ...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

now with 60% extra PCP

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I sell my "stuff" lots. Care to inquire ...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Not half as cheap as me

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

And if it kills you, you don't have to w...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Snow? That's adorable. You're so naive. ... ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I know right? Why wouldn't he just suck ...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

You mean you're not laughing hystericall...

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

I believe the arms are metaphorical ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Look at my PFP. I rarely wear clothes.

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

Hey why are those arms taking all his st... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-08

Bold of you to assume I've never tried t... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Either that or he'll never leave

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

So when do I get my powers? I intend to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

No no, this is dorothy, not spicy mounta...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Ghosts are what comes out of genitals*

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

I consider the first one the hardest bec...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Fight nice, boys. Better take your shirt... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Bet ya thought it was reserved for me

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Awe stop. You're making certain parts of... ★4

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

I know. Ain't it great? ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Wow! He's been here since the 1870's?

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Looks like I can never change my pfp ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

Wait what? Oh shit ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-07

That's her name!

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

It's a weird ass fuck?

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Then my other ex husband whose last name...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Shoulda ended up in a sock ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Don't make me give you a spanking

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

you've got your badge now quit your bitc... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

I second base

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

You thought of at least one thing. Good ...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

That or Dorothy Zbornak: "we named it" i... ★5

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

I mean it's the easiest Mario Kart. The ...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

No, this is Patrick. ★4

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Dabs forehead with rag

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Dorothy Zbornak: voluptuous wench ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Since when does our Poopcatapult have si... ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Actually, lots of shit ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Who doesn't. It's the easiest one.

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

You just gotta know what time to jump in...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Cont. Oh come on it's not that hard to c... ★2

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

I'd give it a shot. I mean you'd be one ...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Maybe they're both tired of being a burd...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Swamp. Now there's a word I can relate t...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

I am not one of those people ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Ok so just put it back

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Wait, people commonly shit alone?

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Wings. Hands down. And either Hazy Maze ...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

This whole section made me really sweaty...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Wanking u in the morning?

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

When things that aren't polls are referr... ★4

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

sniff

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

turns head

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

I enjoy fucking paraplegics. They never ...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

This one has at least 5

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Want some cheese with that whine? ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

I'm still waiting for you to import your...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

People commonly sit while shitting?

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

List the 119 you have and I shall tell y...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Did you know those things can actually e...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

I stopped keeping track of my age when A...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Oh Jesus you're going to be driving next...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

Did somebody say orange? My delicious ta...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Well Lord knows most of you don't want i...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Looks like that soap didn't do as much c...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

The usual place?

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

I thought they just wanted Shrex ★4

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

And being fucked by humans

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Oh....

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Why don't you ring my bell and see if th...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

That flapping sound isn't my earlobes ★2

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

He rang mine but he'll never get to ring...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

You have to like it a little or you woul...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

What does our mayor even do anyways? He ...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

I think I did that guy. Yeah that's usua...

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Oh please. My earlobes are still real

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

doesn't want to people to know what he d... ★5

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

I see nothing wrong with this statement ★1

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

Why don't you loop my hole

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

2172: that's the way I like it cause I'l... ★3

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

woosh ★4

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

Surprise me

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

I know

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

Sexually moaning? Those are just whale n...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

I should be back any day now

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

D) This isn't my house?

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Oh be grateful. You'd still be a virgin ...

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

As long as it's not on my living room ca... ★5

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

I think I'm a healthy mixture of the 2

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

You take the good you take the bad

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Thanks boo. Come give grandma a kiss ★4

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

Well what is it? We're all waiting.

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

The image of Dorothy Zbornak will be bur...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Pardon?

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Look up the effects of a Brazilian Wande...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I just don't like it cause it's where th...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Just the sexual stuff ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

"television"

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

This is as cozy as we'll ever get and I'...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

City then RUH.

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I feel like you need to do an editorial ...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Also, that's nothing. I'm a real human b... ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

You forgot to put the 1 in front of the ...

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

I honestly don't remember 90% of them

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

How big is it? Just kidding I already kn...

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Gary Busey?

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

This is more like it. Now we can all get... ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

naM sdrawkcaB? ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

My favorite ever Gerfird quote will alwa... ★4

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

points for alliteration

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

My all around favorite commenter is Doro... ★4

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

You like the shit that comes out of me? ... ★2

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Oh it's happened. You just don't know it... ★1

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

mmm sexy

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Over there Over there Over there over th... ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

By the way, just a reminder to ourself t... ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

did somebody say ejaculate?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Not the way I do em

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

I think it's safe to say this will be th...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Hmmm is it the one wanking or the one be...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

The only thing he's drinking is bloody D...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

No Dorothy's Cunt Wad?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

Oh well in that case I'd have to vote fo... ★2

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I'm confused by this poll. What are we v... ★10

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Not a fan, gives me the trots

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I'm more of a ctrl

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

holds up a bucket ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I think CAS is their leader. The sooner ... ★1

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I like guns too, if guns is a euphemism

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I only like it when they get so mad they...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

The only thing I commonly drain is balls...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

I'd rather be under the comma. That's wh...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

How much for photos?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Red life sauce, isn't that Ragu?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

what the hell all happened yesterday

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

No don't go we like you and stuff contin... ★5

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Tug a piece?

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

Fourth, I like sex. ★4

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

~\O/~ ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

I had sex with Richard Gere

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

What's this about a Subaru?

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-30

I've been bad since Taft was in office ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

You're here! You're queer!

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Yes, I am mean. ★4

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

This would suck. I'd be excited about th... ★4

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

runs to change out of baggy pastel color... ★2

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

I like to bite but not too hard ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

My delicate flower is better than her de... ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Mona from Nanalan? Is that you?

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

It seems I have 1963 likes. What a coinc... ★4

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. ★4

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-29

Masturbation

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

He's dead. I know he is. I was the cigar...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Wait, there's sex on the internet? Shit,... ★3

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Christianmingle.com. how do you think I ...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Rollercoasters don't have steps dumbass,...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Uplifting comic week is love, uplifting ... ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

I just picture everyone as sexy and nake...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

mmmmm

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

He probably went out for a pack of smoke...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

A cerrlis wheel

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Do you suck off your dad with that mouth... ★3

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Maybe the internet got a hold of Kris an... ★4

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

E) my blood

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Fist

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Transmission

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Oooh I get it so the dog fell off the ro...

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Gay.

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Either way beating it with sticks made g...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Sacrificial dagger? No no, for this one ...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

you mean our dumpster?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I don't feel remorse but there's this cr... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Wouldn't that just bang his shit deeper ...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Ask Trump

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I know a way to extract depression from ...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Polydontia, that must be what Gary Busey... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Remember that pinata I bought you filled...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Wait, you have a wife? Oh shit...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Oh, sorry. Closes legs.

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

My sex drive is abnormally high AND WILL... ★6

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I wonder if that's how opposite sex twin...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

You have one of those?

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

You hang it from a hook on top of it, yo...

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Oh I get it now, you're Kookaburra!

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

I know how it all happened. I was there....

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Funny you should ask, I've hosted poles ... ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

Fucking moron, that's not how you hang a...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Wait are you referring to me or the kid?...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

You can rest on my case if you want to

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

AND I'M STILL DEALING WITH THAT LITTLE S...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

Funny you should mention shit regarding ...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

thtrip. Now

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

I feel the need to be involved in this c...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

And if it was packed in there enough to ...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

Tell that to our child, poopcatapult ★1

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

I once served a burger on my ass

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

Would you like a toothless birthday BJ? ★3

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

That's my bone. He can't have it.

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

SOME people need to learn the pull out m...

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

K but if it was money all along why didn...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-25

Just delete the other them thrice commen...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-25

Just an FYI, there's a cover charge now

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Delet this

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

This gave me a buzz ★2

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Maybe they just thought he had a boner.

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

(thanks) ★6

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Depends on the value of the item

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Hmm I don't do much of the two exclusive...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

He is, however, an ogre. Just thought I'... ★1

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

D) hold on, there was jizz in my ears ★1

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

When will it end?

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

When will it end?

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

When will it end?

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Oh God! and again!

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Oh God! and again!

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

Oh God! and again!

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

I've been thriced

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

I've been thriced

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

I've been thriced

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

The purple shirted eye stabber really le...

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

The purple shirted eye stabber really le... ★1

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

The purple shirted eye stabber really le...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Well yes but I smell like stale wethers ...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Everything is smaller than Dorothy's

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-23

Whether or not I'm a lady often depends ...

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

Wait you wear that fucking sock to bed t... ★1

Comment to comic 5198 on 2019-03-23

What do me and a sock have in common? CA... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

I don't think there's a reason for me to... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

I thought it was a Fig Newton

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

.Ō.

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

Oh believe me. I know.

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

I could use a pin and 2 balls up my alle...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

I like my men like I like my steaks. Bee... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-23

Thank you

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

I saw one once. It's some kind of marsup...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

Sucks cross up Resistance is futile ★3

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

What a coincidence. So do I

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

The black hole ritual has begun ★3

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

How can you tell from the inside?

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

When did I ever say I was a lesbian? You...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Wait that's not what a cooked turkey loo... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Just like the black male in my end is ye... ★2

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

The blackmail on my end is yet to come

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Not having sex

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Thinking bigger or smaller?

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

My secret penis

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

That's not a pocket

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

I'll pay top dollar for a recording ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

We may need to repopulate the earth. Now...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Which involves teeth ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Definitely the anthropomorphic deer gett... ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Zoinks ★1

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Like the teeth?

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Nah that's Georgia.

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Not nearly gay enough

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Or displaying obvious sexual frustration...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

yah sure ya betcha

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Biggest I ever got was an 8 inch

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Oh God one's been infected. It's spreadi...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Maybe later. I'm tired.

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Buck hunt: the top arcade choice of ever...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Where do you find a deer with no legs? R...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Why thank you, I just had it cut.

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

How original

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

K) Ring around my posey

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

I think we've determined I have no rock ...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Does that deer's face remind you of anyt...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Batman meets Superman?

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

Already have ★5

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Well you know what NBA stands for, right...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Such animal cruelty

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

Already done. You just weren't awake.

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-19

I never really liked coffee

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Yes! Just Yes! ★1

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

.

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Always happy to help provide good slutty...

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

. , " ?" .

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

It's nerf?

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

E) Jizz nips ★1

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

.deednI

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

He's out. We are currently sans serif ★4

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

I'll take the Buffalo wing dings please ★2

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

you called?

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Maybe someone has a crush on you/me

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

?

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

I'll be there in 30 seconds. Get that ba... ★4

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Um, I think we covered the fact a long t...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Hmm does the carpet match the drapes?

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

While looking for an employee to ask for... ★4

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

Pics or it didn't happen ★2

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-18

That's the leading cause of my constipat...

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

That relatable eh? ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

Do you even have to ask that? ★2

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

*coming first

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

I keep mine clean by allowing dozens of ... ★4

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

E) celibacy. Again. ★1

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Checks out who?

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Ooooh I detect a poop fetish

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

With a penis or fist? Actually, surprise... ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

False. I just got a new one installed. T... ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-17

What is this devil music? Someone put on... ★2

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

You know how to hit a Dorothy too ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Weird ass fucking pirations ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

The answer is yes since Michael Jackson ... ★4

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

You too?

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Did somebody say raping? ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-16

Actually, yes.

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

With a dick pick?

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Almost 10:30pm. Why do you ask?

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Keep that up and I'll report you to the ... ★4

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Nah, just Haddaway

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

You don't let me places. I just go there...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

We've talked about this, not until you t... ★3

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Certainly not him?

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Popcorn with cop porn? ★2

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

E) however long the orgy takes

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

starts flapping ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

....

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

Whooaaa whoooaaa whooowwwooowaaah ooohhh...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Green is also a color ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

I was just going to say you fuck her ★3

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Wait, that's not how baptisms are typica...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Probably Falert ★5

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

False. It's right side up. Pentagrams ar...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Then stop Googling fan fiction and yaoi ★3

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

Love is love

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Popcorn just gives me dry gas

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

If you're into pregnant anthropomorphic ...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Oh I went to school alright. The school ...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Harold

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Please be a clown week Please be a clown... ★2

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Poop

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

One of them needs to be called The Green... ★1

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Go accidentally marry Kathy Bates

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Dat hooooooooooooo

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I get enough on my chest on the weekends...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

That seems like a familiar situation.

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

How dare you! Oh you mean the clown.

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I had a clean week once. I'm still pulli... ★1

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

You sure hope it's a ladder?

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Tom Arnold taught me that Mr. Sender is ...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Oop never mind.

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Well yours is pretty old. Speaking of wh...

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

My favorite show will always be about th... ★3

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

School trip? Well lah-tee-freakin-dah!

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

I'm still detecting another sexual frust... ★2

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

F) 4chan ★1

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

*squeals ★1

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

No shit. I mean...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-13

Why not both ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-13

I can't find the bold setting on my mech...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-13

You know you'd think it wouldn't make a ...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-13

You know it's really not that bad

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-13

Go catch a fish hook in your eyelid

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

You sure like taking the first few lette... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Wait what did I say?

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I have a very good sense of humor. I can...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Wait, do all women in Australia look lik... ★4

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

How do you know this? ★5

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Help him achieve that or recover from it...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Bold of you to assume vampires can't dre... ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

"you, middle aged guy who I don't know a...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I talk to him in his dreams. Turns out h... ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

There are plenty of men out there who ha...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Hey! Same here.

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Setting: the guest bathroom at the headq...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Plays Spanish Flea

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

.

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

No one can beat Big Tex

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Shouldn't I'm be repeated? ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

You sure you're not just smelling me? ★2

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

I've been evading them since the 40's, i... ★2

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

How do we even know he's a guy? Maybe he... ★5

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Oh, you're not dead. That's a shame. ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

E) celibacy

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Maybe the clown is black under all that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Even with me in here? I have a tenancy t...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

This is a tad what it feels like to get ... ★4

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

The safeword is banana ★1

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

It's happened to me. I'm ok with it.

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

"I found it" -Watson

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

Isn't the second one your default name o... ★2

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

Right how they all stood like they were ...

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

I volunteer my cervix but you're only al... ★2

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

I've experienced worse methods

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

Nice flapjack tits though

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

*jeans ★3

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

That's an awful lot of email addresses. ...

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

An electric car

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

Whether or not people fuck me isn't thei... ★3

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-09

#feminism

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Yes. I gave him an option of which one t... ★3

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Let's just say they were..... distracted...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

oh I actively participated alright

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

oh believe me. I am too ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

yes Daddy ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

your computer now has chlamydia. Have a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Hey Kris I'm not supposed to tell you th... ★3

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Looks like the Dodge Ram logo

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

If it's long enough you can get it betwe...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Rated R for Rectum

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Oh stop bitching. I was gentle. ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Phil? My little Phil? ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

click here to get a bigger dick with one... ★4

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

And I was being easy

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Consistently

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

He was busy being me for a while ★3

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Yeah like how to properly suck it

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

OH MY GOD I was hoping you'd have offed ...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

I want to sex Ed

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Probably shouldn't be spouting such hot ... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

I heard it in gym quite often

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

It's wherever you want it to be puddin ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

pee is stored in the labia ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Oh it's right.....I mean... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

I guess he found a moment in which to us...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

ahem ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Maybe he's gay and wondering when they'r...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

I totally would. Teenage boys are so tig...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Whoosh

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

I'm only talking bout the sex ed teacher... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Switchblade? Who uses those these days. ...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Slut.exe is here to stay

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

Damn kids these days

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

I could tell you but then I'd have to ki...

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

13 seperate times

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

An angry groin

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

That's in the next panel that we can't s... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

I really showed my teacher then

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

I've got one of those

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Yes.

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Did somebody say blow?

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

You mean that's not normal? ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Well you asked for it. Serves you right ... ★3

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

The font is new? Must have taken a long ... ★3

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

How about helping me make a sausage McMu...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

I thought teenage boys were pretty much ...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Right before putting on lipstick ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

That reminds me of a trip I once took to...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Blue Blazers?

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enoug... ★3

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

We'll see about that

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

I remember once a guy I was with stuck h... ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Anal award

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Sucking it like I'm mad at it. Kind of f... ★4

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Not exactly, my method includes a car ba...

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Mayonnaise. Just mayonnaise. ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Wait...it isn't?

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Makes hate sex so much better

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

We're going to get swamped with them, ar... ★5

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Where's the sign up sheet?

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Sexual asuess

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Looks more like the batphone to me

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Or a dick pick

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

Is she the one with the dick pick?

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Brown town

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

Dorothy has a cure for that

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-05

The Nintendo 64 was obselete before you ... ★2

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Any man who wants to take me is welcome ...

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

Gay.

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-05

They got gas? Yeah those army beans will...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

What about just employed? Not necessaril...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Hear they're cum

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Anybody else remember when McDonald's ha...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

So they all got bopped?

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

I'm always cummunisming ★1

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Rub A535 and toupees are your answer to ...

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BANGING GERMAN... ★5

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

I think it's an appropriate thing to cal... ★7

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Not big enough for Dorothy ★2

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

This offended me

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Get it? ★1

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Yeah I know you're an ass man

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

I sucked your same old thing for 38 year...

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Don't act like you don't want that

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

At least theirs do work.

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Reminds me of how my scumbag husband Sta...

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

The question was "what is Dorothy?" Not ... ★3

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

Whatever you want be to be, sugar ★1

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

I've got enough maturity for like 8 peop... ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

I feel like you play cod and garbage kil...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

I have no idea. This has been a traumati... ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

I'm not much into black men ★3

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

Don't look at me. Gerfird prescribed the...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-02

you can't prove that

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

That url alone says everything I need to... ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

http://explosm.net/comics/1364/ ★3

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Oh so you're the voice in my head ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Well yes you just buy a DeLorean. The tr... ★5

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Oh it does. I mean...wait

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Take it however you want

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Pleasing or pleasuring?

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

I do not remember this. I'm currently mo...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

You mean you-topia? ★5

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

pokes head around corner

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

I think the message is guns will help yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

More like a gaymer ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

turns head fast

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

Slutty is my thing. There's only room fo...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

I think it looks pretty damn good

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-03-01

I've been hammered and plowed by many gu...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Oh come on. I teased a little.

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Yours appears to be more of a stoned pus...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Stop calling me that ★1

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

That's some Da Vinci Code shit right the... ★4

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

did somebody say whore?

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

I agree up to the word blow, then after ...

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Microwave

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Jeffrey

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

I'd just spread eagle

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

Yeah it's actually a recording of me fro... ★8

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

fawk fawk

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Hmm I just thought that was a feature

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

fellas, felladies, and fellandrogynouses...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Cursed image. I don't know how to make f... ★3

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

GOD DAMN IT ED I TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR M...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Been there. Got syphilis

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Is it still rape if you like it?

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

I have a rape whistle. I bought it at th...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Did Gerfird make you sign a waiver? ★1

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

I know it's awesome

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Excuse me, does that say erected?

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

He's Brown and his name is Chris and his... ★2

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Yes they always leave me itching. More.

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

get your clothes off, get LAID ★2

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Brown chicken brown cow?

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Hey I'm on there! I lot of guys keep ask...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

"Dorothy Zbornak resides around the corn...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Everyone secretly likes it

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

I have many dead lines

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Oh so that's what people mean when they ...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

I've already had to be defibrillated a d...

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-27

Is this where the line starts? ★1

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Please tell me you recorded it

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

By the way, this upcoming weekend is you... ★4

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I cause similar things

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

WHERE

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

WHERE

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

danke schoen

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

It's so lame it needs a cane to walk

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Been there

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I foresee several arrests ★1

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Thanks Obama

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Did you sneeze out of your face or out o... ★1

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

You're just looking at me

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Badum tss

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

the more you know on NBC

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

What if I told you I was a great detecti...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I find coating everything in Teflon make...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I don't punch them but my taint has been...

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I've lived that hentai ★3

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

..2.. ★2

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

Green shirt seems oddly not concerned

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Yes.

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

for the thousandth time those aren't bir...

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Yes, I did

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Just a twosome. One plus two halves

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Did somebody say breast? ★3

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Hey don't drag me into this ★1

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

*hey doctor. While you're at it..." ★2

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

That's what the inside of every Kris mou...

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

I have room for way more than just Jesus...

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Hell I may as well be joined to people l...

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

They're always after my fine, fine booty...

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Reference no. 44803HJJI Slut.dll not fou... ★3

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Byeromantiv denigirll

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

I've got a button you can press

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

*was

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Dicksparate?

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

I hand out molasses kisses, the ungratef...

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Often with a severed finger

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

I need the meet this kid ★1

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Well the years stop coming and they don'...

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

I should give my brother a call

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Been there

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-25

Substituting a y for an i in almost any ... ★2

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-24

Hmm this reminds me of how I got Phil ★1

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-24

Maybe it was his mom

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-24

read, lived, tomato tomato amirite?

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-24

Quiet in there, you ★1

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-24

The type that makes bullets travel fast

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Hmm reminds me of how CAS got me

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I started off old

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Dorothy sucks

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I can relate to yellow shirt

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want to fuck Dave?

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I thought they were for display purposes...

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By breasts used to be able to do that. N... ★1

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Try every day Eve

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I AM that manual ★1

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Everybody has seen Dorothy

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Did somebody say stroking?

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I clap all day every day

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I LOVE fucking God

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OH BABY

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PSTP? I think I've had that before....it... ★7

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Just watch it not stop me ★6

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skritch

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Happy single awareness/bitterness day

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I'll probably be dead by then

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Now? Always have been

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are you kidding? My favorite part was th... ★5

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he lies ★1

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Is that what you get my microwaving a pe...

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Been there. Wouldn't recommend it. ★4

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Or feet. If you're into that sort of thi...

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Which is why I prefer to have none

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Can I have it?

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I know a guy with a 9.5 inch one. Makes ... ★2

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I've got a 14" Du Mont Model 183

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To be fair, they were kind of boring up ...

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He said that oceans are made of jello. ★2

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I think you mean Spongebob

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I've done what most would consider worse...

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Better look for a child prostitute then

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I may be a gigantic whore but I'm still ...

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I've been tipped with mushrooms before

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No, this is the Canada line.

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Who said that?

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I've been fucked thrice

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A big purple cock

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I prefer them coming late than early

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I saw myself in a mirror once. It broke....

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I like it

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Will Smith

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I once got hit with a sack

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I go all 37 ways

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I once fell for that old trick

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I hate that there's so much hate on both...

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I went for something very long once

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guys in real life?

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What are you? Disguised as a whoreish Go...

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Same

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Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

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Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

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I think I know that guy

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-05

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

daddy?

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

I read it's excellent for the tonsils

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

Did someone say "fucking assholes?" ★2

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-03

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

There's a guy here named Christian now?

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His other meat?

Comment to comic 5156 on 2019-02-02

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Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-02-01

Penises entering tremendous anuses

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Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-30

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

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Went out for a pack of cigarettes one ni...

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

licks lips

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Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

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Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

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Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

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Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

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Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

Ah yes. Newspapers. I remember back when...

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

Maybe the cover fell off?

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

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Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

I guess

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

loads shotgun

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

You could fuck me now. It'd be similar t...

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Yeah when my time of the month hits it's...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Spitting shit? Yeah I've done that too. ...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

I don't recognize any cumshot that's not...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Was there a Fuck Dorothy shirt under the... ★2

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

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Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

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Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

*that got African American

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Relatable

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-27

Can fit em? Yeah I'd say that's pretty a...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

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Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Gross. Who actually puts cream in their ...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

How do you realize this? You always blac...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

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I thought ghosts could anyway seeing as ...

Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

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Comment to comic 5151 on 2019-01-26

Gay.

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

If he's looking to sit I've got a face ★3

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

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Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

scritch ★1

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

I'm incredibly curious to know what that... ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

OH and Rock-a-doodle

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

You'd have to room with CAS

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

I can clap lights on without my hands

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-26

They weren't real big. I'd have to say L... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Eat your heart out, Gerfird ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

I could teach much ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Oh please. I have a Coleco Telstar still...

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

I didn't realize another one was made af...

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

He needs some milk

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

I love shticks. I love to schtick them i... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Nintendo makes a tree branch? ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

He'll stick it in the butt too?

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

And a strap on on the woman? ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

I've smashed a few bros ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

That's every penis though

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

You mean you don't take your clothes off... ★1

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Peter Pan, the 1924 version. But the hum... ★4

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

(clap as is chlamydia)

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

You can't make someone horny when they'r... ★3

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

And radioactive?

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Your trouser zipper keeps the incredible...

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

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Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

Another rare sighting of non black stick... ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Well I have been known to rent the space... ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

I wonder if his dick tip looks like chee... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

And I'll get his hole if it's the last t...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Is that what the kids are calling buttho...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Proctometrist? ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Oh way too late for that

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

You mean that's how how they've been doi... ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

I think she has a pornhub channel ★3

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Remember kids: when a woman is raped, it... ★2

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

It's not the hand that's full, the hand ...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

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Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Oh yeah that's how they do prostate exam...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

The obvious answer to the doctor's quest...

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Not for me it isn't

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

0 for the pink, 5 for the stink.

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

Looks like D Drives. Makes me wanna driv...

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-23

That's the only one that itches. Each on... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

I accept, my delicious orange creamsicle... ★1

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

I love to mate

Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

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Comment to comic 5146 on 2019-01-22

Oh please. The divorce didn't go that ba... ★1

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-22

That a park bench leg or are you just ha... ★3

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

I don't have one of my own yet but I was... ★2

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

You seem to like whale cum more than I d... ★1

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Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

I've had breast implants. The dick was i... ★2

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

Dorothy Zbornak. Resident whore. Charmed... ★1

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

"Give up my seat? Hell no. I just ate a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5148 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

I once got arrested in Chattanooga for e... ★1

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

I express it most of the time in the nud... ★1

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

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Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

What about an old lady? Consider my serv... ★2

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

You called? ★1

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

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The best part of many men has ran down m... ★2

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What's this I hear about taking a shot o... ★2

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

*Delet ★2

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-21

Just because you dress as a woman doesn'... ★3

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

A very tiny man with a colon problem ★1

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

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Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

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sshhhhh ★5

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

Joke would probably be on you. That thin... ★3

Comment to comic 5147 on 2019-01-20

*sounds like something Dorothy has done ★4

Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

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Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

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Comment to comic 5145 on 2019-01-19

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-19

I too love to fuck niggers

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

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I'd have guessed robot but alien is a cl... ★1

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I comment as much as possible because I ... ★4

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

A wet dream? ★1

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

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Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

dollars too ★2

Comment to comic 5144 on 2019-01-18

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Comment to comic 5143 on 2019-01-16

I think it's funny ★2

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

Back in my day, porn was drawn into anim... ★1

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

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You can deliver me any time you want. It... ★2

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-16

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-16

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

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Their bed is fucking a marshmallow? ★1

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I have a way of combining the two experi... ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

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Never had sex with an earthquake while a... ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

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Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

I'm more of a GILF ★3

Comment to comic 5142 on 2019-01-14

Reminds me of my ex husband, Stanley. Th... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Sounds like a regular weekend for me

Comment to comic 5141 on 2019-01-14

I beat cancer. It left after it saw the ... ★6

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

(it's because of both the smell and the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-14

Not without his consent hopefully ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

"privilege white" ★5

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Giddy up ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

gasp do you eat your mother out with tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

And half the happiness ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Legend has it CAS is still wandering aro... ★2

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

I don't have to google it ★3

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

ne t'inquiète pas pour ça ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

I've been trying to fill a void in my li... ★2

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Just go the extra mile and cut your fore... ★2

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Guess this means you don't respect me mu... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-13

Have you tried choking on your grammar m... ★4

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Nah that's me you're thinking of. ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

That's sexist. JUSTIN! ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

The delete button is your friend ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

You can't listen to text, dear. You read... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Probably ate tide pods. See, everyone's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Sure but I'd only go on top otherwise I'... ★1

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

Gets it's just you and me right now big ... ★2

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

They-bi? ★2

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

The writing is incredibly tasteful ★2

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

Is this moss? I should really be douchin... ★3

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

I - Ii - II - I_ ★3

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

I once miscarried. Dropped my groceries ... ★6

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

Maybe it's just a really nice hospital r... ★1

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

Give him a birthday punch ★1

Comment to comic 5140 on 2019-01-12

That's sexist. I'm calling Prime Mister ... ★4

Comment to comic 5139 on 2019-01-12

First and gay ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

. Ö . ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

No you're not ★4

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

I'll be right over ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

I don't bring presents. I do however bri... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Someone of my caliber demands far more e... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Everyone has a calling card ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-12

Schitzo? ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

On NBC ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Wait, you mean they aren't reusable like... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I like my women like I like my coffee. B... ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

I do tend to get winded quickly at my ag... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Toast. Or is that a stroke? I don't know... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

The More You Know! On NBC ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Same ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

My opinion points at your opinion? ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Points for rhyme ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

We've already had several. You were just... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

Well excuse me, Krystle Carrington ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-11

they love me. They really love me Even t... ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

A drunken romp in the back seat of a For... ★5

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

We were saving that for a surprise ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Get out of my pants ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Could one say the same thing about choki... ★2

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Something like that ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Chipotle pickle relish ★3

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Johnson's water seal ★1

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Reminds me of CAS. Not sure why. ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Under u ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Too bad you survived ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Why do you think most of I are here? ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Guess you can't recognize what you don't... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Damn you Tommy Tutone ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

meet me in the usual place daddy ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

bowlding week ★3

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

You callin me fat? ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Don't be silly. You look nothing like Mi... ★4

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Have and did ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I call Jenny ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Maybe it's warm in there ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Maybe his pants are elsewhere and there'... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

So what, people are calling me "motion" ... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Authors: I demand you tag averyoriginalu... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Boy indeed ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

That use of bold really bold me over ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Everyone knows everyone in this universe... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

What do you even know? Your crotch liter... ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

PhD, MD, VD... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I volunteer as tribute. Pretty sure I'm ... ★5

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Why do you think most of us are here ★1

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

Dave sure likes drawing dicks. I say kee... ★3

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

That and both are capable of making you ...

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

And needed stitches in a very delicate a...

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

#notme I like surprise sex ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

You know it, sonny ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

And?

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Catch?

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Yeah broken glass adds a certain special...

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Dat ass

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

At least the previous one showed full pi... ★3

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Don't act like you wouldn't if you could...

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

so hard

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

How do I dial GERFIRD on a rotary phone ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

...

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

http://explosm.net/comics/5098/ ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

How much for an hour with him ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

Don't you? Doesn't everyone? ★2

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

I once cried while going down on a serve... ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

If I was a server I'd be crying too ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Wait, there's a queen? ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Aren't all of our voices just a little b... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

You racist cum ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

It's the 8th back here in 1989 ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Erm....yes? ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Wait, you're the president? ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

You're barking up the wrong lesbian ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Out with the old, reverse cowgirl with t... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Not that we're doing much better. North ... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Good. ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

It just occurred to me that 2004 is prob... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Wait, you mean it's not 1989? Who's pres... ★3

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Out with the old, on top of the new ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Makes them better at sucking wang ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

I'm improving sexually though. And I'm q... ★1

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

*yeeten ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Lupara? ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Maybe he should put on a blue shirt too ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

Obvious reasons ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-07

why don't you come break my fourth wall ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Those are tits dear, not pussies ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Glad I could be of some use. I feel very... ★4

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

If I were to assume it would be, I'd onl... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

I only read the last sentence of this co...

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

*wet nightmare ★2

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Merry birthday ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

You mean your penis, right? ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

What do children even know about boobies... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

They're not necessarily a boy ★2

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Of whose dick though ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

What about legs with boobs ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Not sure where I fall ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Don't be such a boob ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

Does life have a fourth wall? ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

My eyes are up here ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-05

There are institutions all over the worl... ★3

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

dicklicious

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

It'd be easier to tell you where he didn... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

New suggestion: Dr. Drake Ramoray from D... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Yeah. We need to keep working on that st... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Played with himself ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

My mom didn't breast feed me. She said s... ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

8===D Ö ★3

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

All it brought my uncle was the insatiab... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

If I were happy, would I be whoring myse... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

*nigger ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Fuck why did you change it back? ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Fun fact: Dr's math good ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Do they have hobos at 9 3/4? ★2

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

I'm drunk because I'm unhappy. I'm unhap... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Hi Dr. Nick! ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Randy I am the liquor ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

With enough effort and time to do so, yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

Hobo: "spare some change?" Me: "You know... ★3

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Well, it was nice knowing you. ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Must be nice never being lonely. The voi... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Maybe, who knows. I can't see that far i... ★4

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Alaskan pipeline? ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

I'd go for the sub too for obvious reaso... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Wait this was a joke? ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

My clothes aren't self fitting and dryin... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

It has been for like 20 years ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

You rang? ★3

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Mediocre new year ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

You've got my vote and my poon ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Condoms are for the weak ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Or me ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

.potS ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-04

Stop looking at my bed sheets ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Just to buy a DeLorean ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Bet I could get it out younger ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Oh please. No one's older and dustier th... ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

*don't do drugs alone ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

Merry birthmas ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

One lump of rat poison or two? ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

Ironically the wine seems to be blood co... ★3

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

Oh-yeah! ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

Merry new year. May everyone's 2019 be f... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

Merry new year ★1

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

Oh my god they actually did it ★1

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

Happy new years from central Canada! May...

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

I may me the most sick of your incessant... ★1

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

No one may be coming but guaranteed all ... ★1

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

It's ok. We're working on it. We just go... ★2

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

Long enough for me probably ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

"young lady"

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I thought this place felt more like hell...

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Would and did ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I'd use them to get a new Mercedes ★3

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I highly recommend it ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Unlike my axe husband ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I think you know me well enough to know ... ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Oh I'm your side piece? Funny, which one... ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I prefer "Splatman and Throbbin'" ★3

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Unlike my ex husband ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

...¿ ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I think it's a type of stove ★3

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Oh only they knew how much this screws u... ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Funny, I didn't hear anything. ★1

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I'm probably just going to spend mine al... ★3

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Here lies Dorothy Zbornak "So many dicks... ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

I've had that green stuff before. Douchi... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

You're welcome ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

leaves trail of clothing behind me ★3

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

What the Hellman's mayonnaise ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I'll get the camera ★3

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

And so are your thighs ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

That push broom sure looks mad ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

the cummoning ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I'll be gentle. I use a special blend of... ★3

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

If he pulls any harder you'll see it cum... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

.. ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

Especial the ones with specially needs ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

Well, we hate you ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

Obviously that's the difference between ... ★4

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

Drink a horse. Through an abnormally lar... ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

I recommend Dr. Nick Riviera ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

I've eaten a horse or two. Oh, it means ... ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

I've never been so happy ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

Dorothy Zbornak, resident whore. Charmed... ★2

Comment to comic 5128 on 2018-12-30

Is that his sphincter??? Oh... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-30

come closer ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-30

You'd think his ass would have more blem... ★2

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-30

You've seen mine lots though. Everyone h... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

So how's that thing doing? How many more... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Good. I take personal offense to any kin... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

And you're gay ★3

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Pubic hair in the wrong place ★3

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

If I had a hi Fi ★3

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

I mean I am unusually crusty... ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

I'm too young and fresh to recall that p... ★2

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

It's because you don't shower, dear ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Bad memories? ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

Wouldn't be opposed ★1

Comment to comic 5127 on 2018-12-29

That's easy. You just pull his sphincter... ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Sorry, typo. *Anything over 3 inches. ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Depends on your definition of long. At m... ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

What about those of us who are just cock...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

I believe it was pronounced "fa emal" ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Ur aids

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Did the comic come to you from the futur...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

I'm auntie gay

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

He changed it. Duh.

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Maybe if you got out of my gutter and go... ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Non anglophone privilege

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Probably how the majority of gay men hat...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Can confirm: it is applesauce ★1

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

That face does help substantially with s...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Hah, cahoots

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Trump rhymes with hump. Coincidence?

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

You can Trump me any time you want

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Death toll: 561 ★2

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

All it takes is one guh

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

You may never know for sure puts chlorof...

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

I like to take as many aids as I can

Comment to comic 5126 on 2018-12-28

Cyanide and what? Why didn't he finish h... ★5

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Um how is the baby going to stay on the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

I always leave room for Christ in me

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Could be one of mine. There's no surefir... ★2

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

What a coincidence. I'm into bears

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

After talking to us for a while you'll f...

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Here have a star ★1

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

$5000 a week by chewing on her laptop? H... ★1

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

Did one of you guys have a baby or did y... ★2

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-28

I'll meet you in the usual spot ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I've seen that face many times. Usually ...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Merry Fishmas you worthless peons

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I've been up Cole's arse already. He's a... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Grant. ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I'm indifferent

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

"pokey-bum-cry- scritch "

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I think it is if the toilet is a require...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I've got a fix for that

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

At least he didn't mention the masturbat... ★1

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Good. Then stay there. You're such a dow...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

He looks like he needed a break from tha...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

I skip to my Lou ★1

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-26

Sounds scratchy

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Tell me about it

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

Why thank you

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

It kind of looks like all of them skip l... ★1

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

*pussytray

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

blank space

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

I could vomit just looking at you

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

Did you know I can clap without my hands...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

I'm ok with the refrigerator marriage

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

You'll get them back when I say you can ... ★1

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

They're multifunctional

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

To be drunk

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

I thought it was a baby producer

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

http://goldengirls.wikia.com/wiki/Stanle...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

Bill says no. Sincerely, the kids' curre...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

Reminds me of my divorce from Stanley. T... ★1

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

A citrus twist ★3

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

More than you think

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Damn right. Ugh now I have to punish you...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Green shirt is screaming like Charlie Br...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

I've climbed that mountain. It's not as ...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

I'll make a note of that

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

I keep telling you yes

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Why do you think I need the prosthetic s... ★1

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Gaygirism

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

News....paper?

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

If you wind them up enough, do they star...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

So they can feel normal you insensitive ...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

Are these artificial scrotums available ... ★2

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

The shoe is full of rubberized material ...

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

McKick in the McDick ★1

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

That's a real kicker

Comment to comic 5121 on 2018-12-24

We need to hide right n......UTCRACKER

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Spiffing

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Dick L O C A T E D

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

I may or may not have stolen him ★2

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

That's no TV

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Is it a big cupboard? Or are they dead b...

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Oh I died years ago. I'm like Keith Rich... ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Hey you aren't dead. Yet.

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Why take a picture when you can just tak... ★1

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

How dare you joke about aids. That is a ...

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

I've got both of those things open for b...

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Thank you. Wait...

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Sorry for the confusion everyone. Appare...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Your dumpster apartment?

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

.zzzzzzip ★2

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

I prefer live er-action

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Probably from the same place CAS is stil...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Dicked by a prick

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

Dicks. We favorite dicks

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

What about flat butts that look like hig...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-19

A bit Molly?

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-18

We have many places. The more slutty you...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

The Cole d

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Which head

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

You're also failing to see me. PAY ATTEN...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

I never have any leftover Cole ★3

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

DID YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S GENDER? ★2

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

So there's definitely a snowcunt

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

A roll in the hay with me will stop em

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Your kind is my kind. We accepted you. ★1

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

I've known this since the 40's ★1

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Not all pointy dicks are snowmen dicks

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

inserts ball gag ★1

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

I'm offended that you're offended that I...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

He probably doesn't bend that way

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18

I am everything. I am nothing. I am the ...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

It's the snowman's dick

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

licks lips

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

Do you get arrested for public nudity if...

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

How dare you. I celebrate Kwanzaa.

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

"you give it a snow cock and balls"

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Lots of people have ducked into my bush

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-18

bites fist

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

put your fist in your mouth

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Can confirm. I was the boy. ★1

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Several. Why?

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Laurel yanny?

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

God knows they're all bored out enough

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Chlamydia?

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

I know of a few superb uses for sticks

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Kind of like me when I piss off my pimp ★2

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Not in my case

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

That's actually more of an agreement wor...

Comment to comic 5116 on 2018-12-17

Looks like he's holding a severed arm ho... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-17

creamsicle ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-17

A new Moana?

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

No air conditioner could cool the heat b...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

I hate it when I spontaneously transform... ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Some snowflag flaggot?

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Like my crotch

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Be careful, that's a great way to become... ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

That's my furry asshole ★3

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Why would you even wear a scarf in kanga...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Is it still rape if they like it?

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-16

Doesn't the hot coffee burn it? ★2

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Slip slap slop ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Almost always

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

*lemon shaped

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My globe shaped butt plug? ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

I, for one, can't wait

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Eyes are globe shaped. Maybe the globes ...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

He's 14. Probably cartoons and jerking o... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

How is rape controversial

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Replace stupid in your comment with truc... ★3

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

My favorite line is "hey what's in this ...

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

I personally think the interpretation is... ★1

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

MOUNTAIN MAAAMAAA

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Intesexual genius

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Good thing. He probably wanted her to st... ★3

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-15

To be fair though, jokes about my vajayj...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-15

fist

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-15

That's my kind of gay

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-15

Hit me up. I like to help people be naug...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

If anyone's that unclean under their hoo...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

It's his shit. His shit.

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

It's really not much different from this... ★2

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Why did you even have a cat

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Oh it's far too late for that. Any lubri...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

opens legs You asked for it

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

They can't suck what they can't find ★7

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

2+2=5. Commented 25 minutes ago. X-Files...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Yeah. Donald Trump is offering part of h... ★4

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Well it's about the same density. And co...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

As broken as my nether region?

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

That's because Santa hates you ★4

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

I learned how to copy and paste back in ... ★3

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

Wish that joke was mine first.

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

The coald touch of death will be upon th...

Comment to comic 5115 on 2018-12-14

I didn't realize you had to mine for Col... ★5

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14

Average ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14

Consuela! Get the big funnel! ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-14

Of course

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Makes for a good Alaskan Pipeline

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Yeah I know that feeling. I mean....

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

I'd dine on your sins

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

He

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Oh I'm so embarrassed for you ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

If your ass looks like his hat, you shou...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

I'll take as much Viagra as I want

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

there are comics? ★4

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

And me. Don't tell CAS

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Sorry, we forgot to wake you up

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Nah I've got a place of my own

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Said no one ever

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

You know where he is

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

oh baby, I'm gonna tell you about my day...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

But totally worth it

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Send me a script. We'll see.

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Just sit on my lap and poop between my l...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-12

Don't be mean. That stuff burns the eyes...

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Her pants ★5

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Never stopped me

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I did the average guy last week ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Why are you describing my ass? ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Do you have seven seconds to talk about ... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Putting lube on me is like watering a pl...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I guess you have no way of knowing for s...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I want to know if they all gather in one...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

No sense wasting my time if it's just a ...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Is there any way we can implement nude d...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Did the hand have you charged for rape?

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

He watches you masturbate. He knows ceil... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I guess that makes me FREE SHAVACADO ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Flape ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

bends over slowly, makes a sound of leat... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

bites lip and sweats

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

What about Kwanzaa?

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Liar liar plants for hire

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Do you need someone to dance in the nude...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

In my 1987 universe, that's state of the... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

He looks like an avocado ★4

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

A big floppy disc

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Sounds like a mystery illness. Gerfird. ...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Hit this miss

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

and when you take the first a out, you g... ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I don't believe you. Send your dick meas... ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I thought it was shaped like a lemon

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

*lesbinum

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Merry Assmas

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

That's like how I start planning my Hall... ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I've been naughty ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Well, we should find the carcass and loo... ★2

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Merry crimmus

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Dual purpose Avatar. I like it. ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

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Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Nosferatu? ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's f...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

I tried it. The only thing that comes ou...

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Well he is from the most Northern part o... ★1

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Indeed

Comment to comic 5112 on 2018-12-11

Yep this is what happens to the people w...

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Yes.

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Familiar sound...

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Gotta keep the place looking nice

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

or so you think

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-11

Here let me send you my rates.. ★1

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10

Wizardry ★1

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10

Well. Frankly... ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Sorry you're back ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Made/named while drunk

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Nope no sucking here

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

What if the adult is exactly 18? Does th...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Oooh negative Nancy ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

This is still your fault for having terr...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the ne...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Does that mean there's a snowcunt?

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Oh I'll give you something alright

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

I thought I told you to be quiet! ★3

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Well it's really your own fault for walk...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

did you just assume a snowman's sexualit...

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

I only watch porn for the top notch writ... ★2

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

bites lip

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

The edge is strong with that one ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Thank God for super intelligent fruits ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

He'll smack their bottoms with willow br... ★2

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

Asparagus ★2

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-09

And then they have sex with him. Right?

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Maybe the first 2 digits are the authors...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

You have Philip ★1

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Butt sex racing

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

2 assess for the price of one? HOT DAMN ... ★1

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Fuck the what

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Why would he use it? That's just stupid....

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

I'm very multi functional

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Quiet, you.

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Eye carumba ★1

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Joydicks ★1

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Could you imagine a video arcade in whic...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

I'll take a number

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

Butt why

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

If it goes into his butt, is he still a ...

Comment to comic 5110 on 2018-12-08

oh baby

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

I hope you demonstrated ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Feel free to put your meat into my slaug...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Also https://comments3.fjcdn.com/picture...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

It's very unpleasant. The zinc content b...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

When you figure it out, tell this kid to... ★4

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

He she we Wumbo ★2

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Oh he notices me. Frequently. Mostly fro...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

It's Dorothy, not Karma.

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Sure. Just let me go get my riding crop ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Awful car

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Like slutty librarians ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

When you are the joke

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Those who don't get it just lack vision

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

I wouldn't mind being mounted by an athl...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Thank you for taking the time to count. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

He's completely blurry. What a loser.

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

i Robot ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Thanks ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Well, that and to keep rogue jizz stream...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Go get the crowbar. It's bad this time. ★3

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

Yeah, I've heard they're all the same.

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

No they don't ★1

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-08

What? I can't hear you! It's too dark in...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

Wizardry

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

Can your eyes be stabbed through glasses...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

Well you are pretty dumb looking

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

I had to think about this for a second ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Whore whore whore

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

I can help with that

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Only on the weekend. I have to be up ear... ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Lesbian Christian dick enthusiast ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Hey, the way he got the first kid is ver... ★2

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Forward? At the speed of regular time? ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Your supposed to lick them instead

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

Keep the Christ in Christmas you worthle... ★3

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Sounds like you need to delve into the w...

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

I'll be your secretary ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Tee hee

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Seriously stop hitting me

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Baby don't hurt me

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Me too. Don't ask questions.

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Sorry ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

I am the rapist ★1

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-05

Oh. This one.

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05

Don't be such a bitch. I returned you wh... ★4

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05

What a coincidence! I used to call my da... ★1

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-05

Those aren't bird's flapping ★2

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

Or was that Billy? I don't know, I can't... ★2

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-04

Too small

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-04

Why is everyone here talking about me be...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

Oh wait, never mind. You sold him to me ...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

️ not that there's anything wrong with t...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

Free labor

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

It was back in the days of the Tennessee...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

They say your nipples are the same color...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

BUUUURRRRRRNNN

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

CTRL C/CTRL V

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

You have Philip

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

bites lower lip

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

That's not everything. He's still wearin...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

Technically we're all traveling through ...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

I'm Dorothy ★3

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

You gotta work to earn new comics. Now d...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

That's not starch

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

Too much starch

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

That's not my face

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

Obviously God nailed her

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

Do you expect it to come out clothed?

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-03

I'm coping by making others suffer

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

I know I'm depressed

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

And mirrors?

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

In Soviet Russia, profile pic sets you ★3

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

With plenty of pulp?

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Oh, I haven't been a virgin since 1937 ★3

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Hang wet towels over your windows

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

To, with, potayto potahto

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Just get a good look at me in my birthda...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Try to set the night on fire

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Don't act like you haven't already. Seve...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Went to the link and inadvertently joine...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Hi..

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO BURN BABY B...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

I'm only talking about shaft

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Then stay there. You're such a downer. ★2

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Fuck you too, Carol ★4

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-02

I'll take care of it. Back to our dumpst... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-02

Then don't eat corn every day

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

He's a complicated man, and no one under...

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Walk barefoot and drive Volkswagens and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

You've always been a fan on a hot deal

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

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Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Maybe everyone in Hiroshima thought they... ★2

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

like your mom

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

I need TP for my bunghole

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Greenshirt smashes ass? ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

You can sleep in my gutter. It's always ... ★3

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Risky click of the day? ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Dorothy-in-a-can: sucks as hard as Nebra... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Can confirm

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

So do I

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Aka where America goes to die in a humid...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Sounds logical ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

But it does contain corn ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Wait, are you a 21 year old white girl w... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Corn be with you ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

I have this sudden urge to buy rapture r... ★1

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Why is it called Maryland? Is everyone t...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

That would be GREAT

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

I'm sure if you offered St. Peter an HJ ...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

And green shirt, it would appear

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

It contains corn

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

Wy-ho-ming?

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

What does green shirt have against corn?... ★1

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

I mean, I do still feel nothing but cont...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

If I was 50% cookie, I would absolutely ...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

Well there is an awful lot of bucking

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

nye spoon ★1

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

Next up, the Jews.

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

Yes, that smooth young body needs to be ...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

By going into my space yes. Or rather, c...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-12-01

And green shirt week

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Your aunt does too, dear.

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

That's a shame ★1

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Voyeur prostitutes? Absolutely. Some mor... ★1

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

This is the stuff dreams are made of

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

triggered

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

I hope you gave some to Philip ★2

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

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Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

nice poon

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Jesus fucking Christ? Who Christ? There ...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Cheese and rice

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-30

It's a very worn out, oversized gutter.

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Leo DiCrap

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

It's a spoiler for life

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Friends? I hate each and every one of yo...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

You don't win no silver. You only lose t...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Gaymers rise up

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

He just switched sides. Fast. Really fas...

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Oh heck

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Railing pornstars again are we?

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Oh Jesus Christ...

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

That's my version of heaven

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Deal. Take me now.

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Not without buying me dinner it doesn't

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

He's right you know

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

the most wonderful crime in the rear ★2

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Yes. But then so has everyone.

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Who doesn't

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

I have a few if anyone wants one. They s...

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Since when is anal illegal?

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

And probably wipe his citrus flavoured a...

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

Also, looks like it is rapture/blue trac...

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

A Dorothy themed comic. Yay! ★1

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-28

When a fish sticks its' face, all over y...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-28

Whichever has the most dicks

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Green shirt week

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Potatoes 'n' Plugs ★2

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Cadillacs, Lincoln's too. Mercury's and ...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

anal rupture ★4

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

The Lord Jesus Christ is not a lie he's ... ★1

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

I, for one, can't wait for the roommatin... ★1

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Sounds like Tuesday nights for me ★2

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

No one asked you. Go see if Poopcatapult...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

People cum inside me frequently

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Did someone say Rapebitch?

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

It's actually quite specific. All they s...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

Fifty shades of gay

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-27

British broadcasting corporation?

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

With some lesbian

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

It's not like you have to worry about hi... ★2

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

That is the family the sharksucker is in...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

I'll join if we can have 3somes

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

You mean besides contempt and shame?

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Oh believe me. There's no glory involved... ★1

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

And God knows I latch on like a shark su... ★1

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

It's not a hole to heaven but I've got a...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

I recommend looking it up. It's one of t...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

I mean the bed will be made of railroad ...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Probably Rapture...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

It's also an anagram of nisoc

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

Exactly. It's like marinating them.

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Although I'm not sure that's scientifica... ★1

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Mmmmm, ham fist.

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Yes. Me.

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

ogres are like testicles, they have laye... ★1

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Oop, there's the Alzheimer's. Good thing...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

All I read was "fuck me" and I'm here to... ★3

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

They make superb butt plugs. Stiff but n...

Comment to comic 5100 on 2018-11-26

When the rapture happens, I sure feel so... ★2

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Is this where the line starts?

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Who's bullying you dear? I'll be sure to... ★2

Comment to comic 5099 on 2018-11-26

Impure thoughts? Or naked people falling...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Unrelated but yes

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

For feeding litters

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Tucked in the waistband? Thrice?

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Tucked in the waistband? Thrice?

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Tucked in the waistband? Thrice?

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

RIGHT? ★1

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

I'm ok with it

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Come in the mail. Not cum in the mail, y...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Dorothy can coax them out. Or maybe Doro...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

I can wiggle in different ways

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

He also said yourself

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

You're Sonic the Hedgehog, so shouldn't ...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

We've been through this. You have to sod...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

Replace look with dump in your first sen...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-26

I'm in it for the money ★2

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Pick a niche. I'm probably into it.

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Well when you have the diameter that I d...

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

YOU DO NOW. BRING THAT MONEY TO MAMA

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Pre op tranny ★1

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Stop stealing my dick shtick

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

I find it mediocre

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Dorothy is your fix

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

Well, it's a hard look anyway...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Who knew the earth could be so sexually ...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

That's not a knoif. This is a knoif.

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Yeah she was 900lbs and washed herself w...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Sploosh

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Australia doesn't exist according to the...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

My mother was a rake ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

We're gonna have a problem here..

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

I work hard. A different kind of hard th... ★1

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-25

Know what is flat? Your mom's tits

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Not enough thigh gap

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Looks to me like that dude has hypermeta...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

Not nearly enough

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

You're from Alabama, aren't you?

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

Pacific Rim is the name of one of the mo... ★5

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

You'll regret it ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

Come in, I have coffee on. Clothing opti...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

Whore: Rubacock

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

I've seen you in the bush outside my bat...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

No you shut your cunt muffin ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

It's done wonders for your body ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Oh I'm the stacked one alright

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Oh I take control of his right hand alri... ★2

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

looks back and forth

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Ew gross milk? I thought it was jizz. ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Yes.

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

The cameras aren't hidden in my house, s...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

I can attest to this, I was there. I was...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

I feel nothing but hatred and shame here... ★3

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Not if you don't want them to be

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Of course it is. I have many hidden came... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

A little from column, A, a little from c... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

And that's what I love about you. Great ...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Yes. Oh, you aren't talking to me. Disre... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Maybe some panels are cocaine and others...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Yes.

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

I would. I know all my local Walmart gre...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

It's actually not as bad as you'd think....

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

It's true. I am but a fig newton of his ...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Already done. Ask CAS

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

I'm a fanboi of anything with a penis ★2

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

What he said

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Yes please

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Whore: Ragnarok

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

You called?

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

It's never kept anyone away

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Hence me never touching you again

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Wait, this isn't common practice? ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Mine always come up with a few positives...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

Because urine is for drinking.

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Yeah. I'm still dead but it was a good t... ★1

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I take it easy on no one. Especially in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

For anybody who doesn't know what that i...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

That situation seems oddly familiar

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Go stick a fork in a wall outlet

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Um no he jacked it off didn't you even s... ★2

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

It's 2018. I can be anything I want. I c... ★2

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Where's CAS?? What the hell have you don...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Oh mine dried up 30 years ago. Looks lik...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I've always been able to produce a Davef...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

This is the first time I've ever seen a ...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Well I do have 60% more

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

How are you supposed to see yourself? Yo... ★3

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Any point you'd like, darling

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

This one is

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Because it has a cat penis?

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I get it

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Can't relate. Both have the same face fo... ★1

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I feel like Calvin used to do Hobbes reg...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

*infectious

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

My heart. My dusty dried out heart.

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

it's the Russians ★2

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Who isn't?

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

The deed is done

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

resisting temptation to flag

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

I bet that tree's wood is really hard

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

You've seen me and you're still here so ...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20

Don't act like you don't like it

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20

Not me. I want them to go deeper. DEEPER...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20

I guess you're the time travelling sonof...

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-20

tree must have had some serious wood

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

I know this comic made me shoot. On an u...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Moss and despair

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

yes Daddy let the Oedipus complex commen... ★1

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

You calling me fat?

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

It's here and still barely alive as ever...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Much like our child

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Mom? ★1

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Every dad does seem to have the same mou...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

He'll be out of prison next year

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Mind if I get off a high horse? ★1

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Sorry I'm late. I was on a short vacatio... ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Pickled Bee Stingers

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Flowers grow fast in cocaine

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Wait, I'm a girl?

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Unless the individuality includes someth... ★2

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Proof is there are many sperms very much... ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

I can never have too much seed in or on ... ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Proof cocaine makes flowers grow at ligh... ★3

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

Even I get sore sometimes

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Who the hell eats flowers?

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

The more you know! On PBS

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

It's ok. Just remember to think before y... ★3

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

That's inappropriate

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Mostly the kind that comes out of dicks....

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

What the heil ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

You smell like mayonnaise and I feel luk... ★4

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

I love seed all over my body

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

Too much hump

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

It's a man in an orange shirt. Duh.

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

I'm sure if you try enough it's achievab...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

daveface

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

we don't talk about Matt comics anymore ★1

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

I'm sure this has to be a fetish for oth...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

Dr probably worked your head normal agai...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-16

Good. That means you know what the conse...

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

You cheating on me?

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Wait is that what a healthy vag is suppo...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

winks, eyelid makes leather cracking sou... ★1

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Looks like orange shirt was stuck in the... ★1

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

I found the Dave face

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Buffalo?

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Liar. Hamilton is in Ontario ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Why thank you

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Nah, it's not political enough

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Well, a noble spirit embiggens the small...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

I love head ★3

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Oh it's soooooo too late ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

What about the things we do

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Or so you think. I think there's some li...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Because I've been fucked ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

I guess I'm fucked

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Me and CAS are trying but he doesn't kno...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Then since it was discovered in 1899, ma...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Take a page from the book of Masters and... ★3

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Like I discovered you in-a-net . And tha... ★2

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

I believe the term is "interwebz" ★5

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

At least he has his hearing

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Hey I know him personally

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Noted

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Sure. Why not? ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Reminds me of CAS after about 20 minutes... ★4

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

looks back and forth

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

I prefer getting eaten on the other end

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

I suppose it depends on whether or not y...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

"aaahhhh you got me"

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Oh so you're a dog.

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Cocaine watermelon swirl

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Always sniffing cocaine inside someone

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

I'm in the cocaine bag

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Fish ★1

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Minors fist me

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

For me is is but it sure isn't for those...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

I prefer to mix mine in water like Kool ...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

All I know is that stuff you sniffed out...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

I was gonna say kitten

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

I feel like it's more of a turquoise

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Looks like an old picture of my dad

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

You didn't hear him? Do you have manboob...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

Raped?

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

You say that as though it hasn't already...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

challenge accepted

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

Ok, relax. I'll go back in.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Yes.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

And a well rounded appendix

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

With well rounded tits

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

—noun, plural bron·cos. a range pony or ...

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-11

Obviously you haven't eaten mine yet

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-11

I feel the same way about dicks ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Bring me those slender wrists

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I think it's controversial. He's liking ... ★3

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Everyone must hear through their nipples... ★3

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Dorothy Zbornak?

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I won't ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Nipples

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I'm just on a Bronco. If you know what I... ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Boys boys, why can't we all get along? C...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

They're onion shaped

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

With Dorothy's implants

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Mine are better ★3

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-11

I do prefer shaven

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-11

Situation feels familiar to me

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Fight global puberty

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

K... ★2

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

No offense taken. That's a compliment in...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

I prefer Dr. Pimple Pepper

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

introducing new and improved Dorothy-in-... ★2

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Links, please ★2

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

You just discovered this?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Um.... sure. Let's call it that.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

I can do that but it's not with coffee

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-10

You don't have to charge people when you...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Telemarketers

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

In that case, absolutely nothing. ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

*Telephone

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

You're welcome

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Yes.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

.huD

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Specifically?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Everyone is. You aren't?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

That's what I was talking about. Duh.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

I bet I could

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I already have ★2

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I need to wash the box. I need to date t...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

And people who want to escape my leather... ★2

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Lower ★8

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Sure you can. There's plenty of room. Yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

Damp lacies

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

Severed bones are the only type allowed ...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Out of the box and in the rectum

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I can't read minds but I can read other ... ★3

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Hey. My tits are down here. ★4

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

Wanna think in my box? ★2

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

This must be what it feels like to be Ke... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Because they're all laughing at your tig... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I want at least one bone of yours in my ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

My mother used to say that to me often. ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

putdown the toilet seat

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Isn't it a place where you can get thing...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

The Vibe wasn't

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

what a very special time for me ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Pontiac was desperate and didn't have a ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I wasn't trying to hide, everyone saw th... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

And talk about genocide

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I love it when you call me names

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

You weren't looking at my face ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I've been punched there. By a lot of pim...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Good think a Pontiac Vibe is basically a...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I think I helped

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Pick one

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

No prob. I steal from everyone I get nai...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

You and me? August 1978?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Yes my end is quite deep.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Allahu Akbar

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I get my cervix punched a lot. Kind of l...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

You have a 2010 Pontiac Vibe? You are aw...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Come on my way after you're warmed up. S... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I'm into questionable sexual practices s... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I like Wham. WHAM!

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I've always been a fan of Crosby Stills ... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

And always put a condom over your Ethern... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

I sure hope so licks lips ★2

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Somebody told me, that everything she wa...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

How about splorp

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

You're a glitch in the system

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Oh, good. I don't have to change the bat... ★2

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

You good. It's should.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Spak.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

If you think that's a fresh smell, you h... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

We'll see about that ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

14 year olds seem to do it best. Their h...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

I'm more of a putdown artist. bitch

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Sexual attraction to frying pans? I can ... ★3

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Yeah but I'm sure as hell not

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Well, it's like the underwear I wear now... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

watches her casual fuck buddy agitate fu...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Oh believe me, I know. All this rough fu...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Wouldn't ambisextrous mean goes both way...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

You're too busy being on me

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Nice

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Oooh, double fisting. Yes please. ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

I swear I genuinely had nothing to do wi... ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Nonuts...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Noted

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Links please

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Are there any power bottom evangelists? ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

I need to meat this man ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

I need to meet this man

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Maybe he got a gender reassignment and h... ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Pick one

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Unless the sex drive goes into reverse a... ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

I try that but it keeps coming back

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

You like it

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Not the ones I've witnessed.

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

The kind where Dorothy Zbornak works

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

kill your mother ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

If you poured your semen into it, then y...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

.... Is it me? ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

If you have to ask, it means you are ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Or divorce ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Well I keep trying to test it on you but...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Better put some Icee on that ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

My shota loaded. I lost. ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Hahaha hahahahaha haha ha

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

What smells like friggin porpoise hork?

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

That's already a thing. It's called a va... ★1

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

I've trained you well, dear

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

Anything you say, bitch

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

no I'm not ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-06

That's nothing. I do that for a week eve...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

Awesome. Another successfully recruited....

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

Parents abusing kids is funny ★1

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

NOW TAKE ME NOW YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

I'm guessing Oedipus complex. He looks l...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Yes you are. You just don't know you are...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

A hermit Aphrodite?

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Oh so you must be a cowboy cause that's ...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Wait, you're not supposed to bleed when ...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Little boys can be cock suckers. Believe... ★1

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Mom?

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Definitely my proudest skritch ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Maybe doing it in a smashed store window...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Splice me in half baby

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

You know it. Also, who the fuck are you?... ★3

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Maybe he's from the deep south

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Here let grandma take care of it

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

What is this language? It confuses and f...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Not gay enough

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Wait are we talking about actual coconut...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

I think they're delightfully mediocre ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Send it my way. I'll ensure it never ret...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

It creates an @ ★5

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

You don't? I thought that was common pra...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Cartoons made be believe coconuts had bo...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Remember that time your impact exploded ...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

I've been doing it since the 70's

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Rice

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

https://youtu.be/pwJmVpp8fng

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Definitely my proudest fap

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

I sure wouldn't mind climbing you like a...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Here in Dorothy land it's June 7, 1988 ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-05

Well I know I can fit about as many cust...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Yeah. If you take it out in public you e...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Been there. It's only fun when you're dr...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

I was gonna say because they're maze lik...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

He's gotta be pretty generous for having...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

IKEA stores frighten and confuse me

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

You're an idea

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-04

They say it smells like sardines ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Land of cheese

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

False alarm. Turns out I just had to poo... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Yup and it all comes from one convenient... ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Wait, swallowing can get you pregnant? O...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

I can vouch for that badge. CAS is in fa...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Was it called "whales who eat trash"?

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Top be fair, I got my ottoman for free. ...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Yeah what a bigot

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

I bet you could

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

The answer is banana

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Of course you did. You're a 14 year old....

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Wait, you mean it's not 1863?

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

I radiate radiation. Chernobyl was a bit... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

They makes it so much hotter ★2

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

unless we train ourselves to eat plastic... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Dot

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

That's all anyone can do, assume

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

This is almost as smart as putting huge ...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

I identify as a train tunnel ★2

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

In 2018, it's whatever you want it to be...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

No, I start to combust

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

And checked and checked and checked...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Awe that's too bad

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

They all slowly turn ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Jesus fuck all of them turn

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

No one is you sack of dog shit

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

That's because I am, dear

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Ah, Church. There's one place I'm never ...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Not so much for me. It's more whatever s... ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

I did not like this, no daddy

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

did you just assume the camera's gender?... ★2

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Fetish?

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

It must not be a liberal ★4

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Jajajajaja

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Can't be me. I'm already deformed, hideo...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Got me half way through. I'm a slow read... ★1

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Well, I am pretty ugly. Hey, that's an o...

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Already have

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

oh baby come to mama

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

If by candy you mean ass then I demand a...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

Rick and Morty

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

In that case I'll opt for the rusty and ...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

It's not that surprising really

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

so do I, that's the point ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

"she be a whale, but the hour be late an... ★3

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

Beats the shit out of Starbucks

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

Please mail me your penis after it detac... ★2

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-11-02

that's our Dorothy!

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-11-02

I rely on a good under wire bra for my s...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

That's called watching porn. Or maybe it...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

I FUCKING KNOW JESUS FUCK

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

You don't need leprosy for that. Just a ...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Ctrl-a. See anything? ★2

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

So that's a yes ★3

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-31

love pumping kids full of other things

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Picking up habits from me are we?

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I thought it made you into a leopard

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

If you pull on the right ligaments the f... ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Although both of you are pure diarrhea, ... ★3

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I am soooo attracted to you right now

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Use them as citrus flavored butt plugs

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Your anus fell out. That'll be ten grand...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Doesn't everyone?

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

The po has sproken

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Isn't that some kind of fetish? God know...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Oh you saw thing alright

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

He may as well keep jacking

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

you don't know me. I grew up in the ghet...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Opened in incognito. Was disappointed.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

What a coincidence. So does my mom.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

I snort too. Usually cocaine. ★2

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Alrighty. I'll sharpen my filleting knif... ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

The little boy ★4

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

this toy promotes terrorism. I demand it... ★2

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Got it. Thanks.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Well, every male plus me

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

What's the best way to get rid of an ere...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Can you refer me to wherever you go?

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

It was the story of my life until I stab...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

How can you tell he's ginger? He's balde...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

All I read there was do me now

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

He is a pile of crusted over phlegm all ... ★2

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

My parents never yelled at me to be quie... ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Like you gave 2 shits about my naked bod...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Well she's right you know

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-30

That would be what I was remembering ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

I, for one, opted to read it in a Morgan...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Now you're the one making me erect

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

must kill mother

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-29

Bottles

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-29

Just like I'm your abusive overlord

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

good morning, son

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

There is much suspicion that that isn't ... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Heh, I remember that one

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

You've been replaced. I get all the punc...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

you promised

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Wait, it isn't?

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

You should be playing a guitar around a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Just don't go too far or you'll reach th... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

You give a fuck. To me. At least 4 times... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

Challenge accepted

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

That's my line. You can't have it.

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

Let's just say that isn't a hand. ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

Well you can

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-28

First and very very gay

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I'm just joshin ya

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Google is your friend

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

You get head. Right?

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I don't know. The clap is pretty bad. HE...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

In the meantime, you've always got me. G...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Awe, I'm sorry. Just let me know if you ...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I meant with their skin guns

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

That only makes it better

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I'd rather they shot up me if you know w...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

That's mildly what CAS looks like bangin...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Shakespeare: land of saucy wenches and r...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I've scored more than four score times t...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Maybe it does and you just haven't figur...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I say we stop flagging and start floggin... ★3

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Reminds me of a Banjo and Kazooie charac...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Gotta blast

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Haha, this is a good reply ★1

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Well....what is the difference? I think ... ★2

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

This is like porn for me ★3

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Hi dazed and confused. I'm Dorothy.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

A lovely picture of your friendly neighb... ★1

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Why thank you. Remind me to give you a c... ★1

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I'm mother-fucking in New York

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I was born four score and seven years ag...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

ME

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Because Al Gore said it's already dying.... ★2

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Happy birthday. So......you legal yet? O...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Replace weather with dick and this is mo...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Jokes on you. I like the dial up sound

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Yeah who doesn't eat their grandmother (...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Some snowflag flaggot

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

If you cover the simple on the side of g...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

You maggot man whore

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Grandmatically correct ★1

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

CAS knows that taste

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Those cookies will sure be riddled with ...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

I'm here, being pissed off about being b...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

Gives them some extra zip.

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

What the fuck? Now I've been baked into ...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Just remember. Stanley is a special kind... ★1

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Absolutely. Here are my going rates....

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

"I wouldn't ever try to hurt you, I just...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

I've had him. It's not worth it.

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

You're the one who nailed a skanky stewa...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

The thought of an exoskeleton having sex... ★1

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

"thanks. I like you're human costume." ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

My star is pink. But after a bout of rou...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

HE??

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

And Matt. O...wait...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

Why thank you ★2

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

That's very uncharacteristic of you thou...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

Be Dorothy Zbornak

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Oh come on. That wasn't even clever.

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

It was in your car parked Stanley, is th...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

GRANDMA YES

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I could vomit just looking at you ★3

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Nah, he does that by urinating on me ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I know first hand how quickly the rectum...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

And planting a flag in me

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

You're all responsible. All of you. ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

CAS...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Well things were getting pretty serious ...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Van Helsing!

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Aren't they supposed to register like se... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Just not reflections

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

That's racist

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

A snowflag of sorts

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Meals on wheels?

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

So I thought youth comes out of there, s...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I can't have nice things because I alway...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I'm so proud. ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I've tried that. It doesn't work. ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

speaking of which... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

You're right. I'll just steal anything t... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

"Get off to me fuckin on my lawn!" ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

did you just assume Dracula's gender? ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Thanks boo ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I'm still waiting to get paid for acting... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Lol virgin

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

You spelled acne wrong

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I before e

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

what's say you and I get together and en...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Fun fact: this is a real thing

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Coffee...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN TRASH MOUTH ★3

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Petition to remove erected...erm... erad... ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Sucking monkey balls isn't always a bad ...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Like the stabby one or the Shrek one?

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I hope whoever flagged me gets raped by ... ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Oh yes of course. I have it on file. Cat...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

You mean you haven't?

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

"Thanks for the nod to The Simpsons. We ... ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

We need your credit card number to secur...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

You know how the old saying goes. Start ...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

It's Dorothy. My name is Dorothy. Oh, yo...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

You've been dead for 5 years?

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Thick as in dumb or thick as in hung? Ei...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Maybe he's like Garfield

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

By the way, you should probably clean yo...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

He's milk?

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

*twatmuffin

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I've never been awaken for a cooky. A co...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I was going to say radioactivity. Maybe ...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I've been known to be double stuffed.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I'm more into communism. I believe every... ★3

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

All I know is it goes great on a cinnamo... ★1

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Oooh boy are you barking up the wrong co... ★1

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Vacuum cleaner

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Wanna eat my sugar?

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Give me a second, I have to go get my vi...

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Anybody else picturing him batting at th... ★2

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

Depressing comic week?

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

I bet he was practicing his poker face a...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

This is like an edgy teenager level of i...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

Also, it goes "he needs some milk"

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-22

https://media.giphy.com/media/uGbeIeuguS... ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

did you just assume what happened to Che...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

I might

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Not to mention if that nuke went off, bo...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

daddy?

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Obviously many are into that

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

The same way you spoke to me on an emoti...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-21

You can verify pretty much anything I sa...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

nukinky

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

True. I prefer to type with my tongue. I...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

I need to rethink my whole life

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Where does the line start

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

Wooo into my saucy dry twat crumpet

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

I know where I'd like a nuke implanted

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

I've seen your gang sign. It's best it d... ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

I, for one, can't wait ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

It's probably his prostate. Those big re... ★3

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

It'd be better if it were a dick

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-20

Oh good! My test results got published.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Hey! That's where I went to school!

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

It's true. I'm just a Fig Newton of his ...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Yep. Our lifestyle is pretty empty

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Why is your picture Christmas themed? It...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Oh come on. You've seen the exchanges be...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Here let me give you my mailing address

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Wait, people grow?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Dorothy Zbornak, lesbian dick enthusiast... ★2

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-19

Say what you will, you're the one badged...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Yep. All in one place too. ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I saw you cumming though. Don't bother l...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Believe me I climbed a lot of men and di...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Old? Yes. Abandoned? Not always. ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I don't know yet, I'm gonna experiment o...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Except for by you

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Bed sheet. With ball gag.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

I've been known to receive a dick or 6 o...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Omg same!

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Ikr?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Depends on what you take. My course was ...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Do you have a business card? ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Then it turns into "how's work?" bitch o... ★2

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Neat!

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I can verify that you can verify that he...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Hell no. Saskatoon. The only city in SK ...

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I live on a basis of being easy counts m...

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No reflection joke was already done rece...

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

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Of course he is. They're purple with a r...

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Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

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I do like to frequently visit the parent...

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I always look harder

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Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

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Everyone knows no dads in the C&H univer...

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Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

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pulls on collar

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let the mating ritual begin

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blank comment space ★4

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

A little of both

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Or Johnson's van

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I'm not sure what's more sad. The fact t...

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I know, I was there. I was the office.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

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I've always been a fan of the purple shi... ★1

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Your penis is the same color as your clo...

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A bossman. Duh

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I often have dreams where I'm being wank...

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Johnson, sure, why not

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20 bucks says it's all a dream

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johnson, no

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-14

Soylent green

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Res- erected ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-14

That's the only reason I'd do it

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

I prefer "Better Homos in Gardens"

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

yes homo?

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I prefer werewolf movies such as Alvin a...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

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Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

That would mean there's a shotgun inside...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

That poppin' fresh

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

It's almost always very clean.

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Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

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Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

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Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

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Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

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Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

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I read fucking a toddler. I mean, either...

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I'll be there in a minute

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Only the really good ones

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

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Funny, I'm burning through crack like a ...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Apparently a lot of people did

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The part where he isn't there reminds me...

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X Ray vision. Duh

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Or graves' disease, which it's rumored B...

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Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

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I love rubbing things in

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Did I ask you? I directed my question to...

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I see no joke here ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

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Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-10

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I keep mine deep in my rectum. That way ... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

Explosmive

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Same place and time next week? ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Daddy/son is a pretty common genre. Stic...

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

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Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Precisely

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

I didn't

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

If you look deep enough. So deep

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

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I scrolled to the top and saw nothing bu... ★1

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A good father always offers to share his...

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I'm thinking the idea is the kid had und...

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I feel like this comic would get a lot m...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

You mean you don't use Soh Cah Toa at le...

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

That's pretty gay

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Sonny Bono's parents

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

He should be proud. His son got laid

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

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Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

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Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

I mean hard knocks

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I went to the school of hard cocks ★2

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

A shmart

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-09

It's a comic, dumbass

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

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Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-08

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Comment to comic 15 on 2018-10-08

️ not that there's anything wrong with t...

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Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I can get into that behind

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I can get that behind

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Or rather it hits

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Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

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Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

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As you should be

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

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That was very considerate of you as I ha...

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But who actually pays attention? Besides...

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His ass is badass

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I think it's awesome intolerant

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I try to get them from live ones but it ...

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Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

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Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I agree. I love fucking Mexicans. ★2

Comment to comic 15 on 2018-10-06

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A post about politics and suddenly the n...

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Where I come from, lots of people keep c...

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I think he's an ok leader though

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He must have incredible ass suction

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Your tv has no power button?

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Not mine though. Maybe 5th or 6th

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Since Cynthia is a parody of Barbie, sho...

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I feel like there are less drastic ways ...

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Idk my cat's a pretty good pet. He just ...

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Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

My mother looks at me like that every da...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Fucking pumpkie ★1

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Where's Common American Snowflake to be ...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I feel like green shirt guy should be a ... ★1

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

I have. Once. This comic.

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

What? My anus isn't currently open. ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-02

No thanks. I'm a lesbian.

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Mr. Peanut is a pretty big brand. Makes ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

I was totally waiting for that but didn'... ★3

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Hope you won't almond if I use different...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

What is the laughter coming out of a can...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Did anyone kow that the peanuts are not ...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Unless you could win some cashew probabl... ★4

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

It just reminds me of my dad because my ...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

No I can't be cancer. I'm not shaped lik... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

no, chefs. They often handle pans. ★2

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-01

reminds me of my dad

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

That didn't answer my question. I can't ...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

She's into some weird shit Pun intended

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Cancer is shaped like a hearing aid?

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Is the gift gonorrhea? I bet it's gonorr... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

No. A guy with a green shirt stole my he... ★2

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Idk Johnson masturbating is probably abo... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

I'm so poor I have to play despacito on ...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

They're probably panhandlers

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Fuck I hate those ones.

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Maybe they all have one ear but it chang...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

What about a what about face?

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Why's he so mad? The guy totally helped ...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

I thought it was pretty funny. Balls are...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

By humping legs

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

Maybe he's going to push his head in for...

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

Doesn't everyone?

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

If they're like kangaroos does that mean... ★1

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

He's got "egg in nest" syndrome to the m...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-30

I'm just tired of all the hate cats get ... ★3

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Can I be for homosexuals? ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

"avoid eating food with cat shit on it" ... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

THANK YOU. Only dog lovers insist that a...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Dog people: Bad dogs are far and few in ... ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Your girlfriend will be mad because she ... ★4

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

Fuck ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

I guess you only know bad cats ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

My cat has never made a sound at night n...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

I guess some people just prefer quiet, s... ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Oh come on. Lavender is totally in fashi...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

I'm not racist but the mitochondria is t... ★4

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

did you just assume his ethnicity? ★5

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

What it doesn't show is all the dog shit... ★1

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

Wait he says "I'm going to fuck your mot... ★4

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

Some say he's married to one of princess...

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

Yeah? What's wrong with that?

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

How did you reply to yourself with a bla...

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

Sigh Not like we were

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

"and from that day on, every C&H comic w...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

(would you have a choice?) ★2

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

the coin slit ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

And he took your left nut with him?

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

Technically every one that said "I fores...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

Dumb bitches have feelings too

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

I feel like eventually the world would f... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

Maybe she did, but was looking for a way...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

.... Where would it go?

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

She's foreseeing shit ★2

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

Psychic: I see you making a very expensi... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

It's a no from me

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Jesus

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

I'm into the types that have dicks ★2

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

That tattoo is a cat-ass-trophe ★1

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-24

Um...you pick

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

In a good way or a bad way?

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

In a meat locker ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Butt chin. Like Simon Cowell. Rubbish.

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

The higher ones or the lower ones

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Why you talking shit

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

could mean food fight or penis fight

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Careful. These people will kill you 5 se...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Boobs sans nipples

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Where do I sign up ★3

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Why is there a ball sack on his forehead... ★1

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

It sounds like you just described a fart...

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

You think that'll give him a 4 hour erec...

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

My erections are 4 of something long but... ★2

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

It's probably a handy place to hang towe... ★2

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

His level of hotness seems to be directl... ★1

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

I thought maybe it was because your eyes...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Everyone knows no woman actually enjoys ...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Spoon me. Please.