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Dick Long

1096 comments (2020-06-01 – 2021-12-12) to 179 comics
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Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-12

Lets go Da.... Lets go Brandon!

Comment to comic 6051 on 2021-12-12

Wut??? Where????

Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-12-05

Can comply.

Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-05

Just piss on him so he's marked with the...

Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13

It's orange man bad. Know your meme. ★2

Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-10

Panel 2: Xhamster week

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-10

I can send you a member link of irishmen...

Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-10

Let me correct that: Dave's Ass Needs Ga...

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Rob, I don't give a shit.

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

So you're telling me your laptop doesn't... ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Word ★1

Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-10

Looks like fudge to me. I clearly see th...

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-16

We know

Comment to comic 5946 on 2021-08-16

We know

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Who's Sigmand Fred? Your uncle yo?

Comment to comic 5947 on 2021-08-16

Blow me. ★1

Comment to comic 5936 on 2021-08-03

I'll ask the black brothers to stand dow...

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-08-02

Holy shit, he's black! ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

No you took your flakka first before com...

Comment to comic 5933 on 2021-07-30

Seems that The 12 sobs in flakka. ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Long Dick. ★1

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

No they have to suck the dicks right.

Comment to comic 5934 on 2021-07-30

Exactly what I felt after Pervin Mervin ... ★3

Comment to comic 5926 on 2021-07-23

Blue shirt is a Mohel. https://en.wikipe... ★1

Comment to comic 5927 on 2021-07-23

Do you also have relaxing brown noise? J...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

And what if she has very twisted and puf... ★1

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Yes.

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Yes.

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Yes.

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

People here don't understand Dutch or Fl...

Comment to comic 5928 on 2021-07-23

Yaaawn. Ever wondered why your chick (if... ★2

Comment to comic 5925 on 2021-07-20

You can stick it in your ass now while j... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Bong......... and yeah there it stopped....

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Panel 4 = misery loves company.

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Bro.... my last girlfriend called hersel... ★3

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-09

Man.... you wil ALWAYS lose a discussion...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

And how fucking desperate you must be to...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Todays QOTD should be: How may times hav...

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Is there a vaccin against being a poop h... ★1

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

That;s call jail bait. F**king alien.

Comment to comic 5916 on 2021-07-09

Anti gay comic. Reported for a hate crim...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

Been there, done that. Just put it in yo...

Comment to comic 5915 on 2021-07-08

So Rob wants a divorce but is too pussy ...

Comment to comic 5911 on 2021-07-08

And there's the annoying Cacodemon from ...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Nothing kinkier than looking at saggy bo...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Believe me, nowadays its overrated. Snow... ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Yep, its time to get Keyser Soze. ★1

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Which even makes more gross.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Those aren't tampons but sanitary napkin...

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Great. And now go.

Comment to comic 5914 on 2021-07-08

Hail you God

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Don't be a Karen.

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Lick Outraged Orgasmed Transsexuals ★1

Comment to comic 5901 on 2021-06-20

Ten knives in yer box? Sure Aileen Wuorn... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-20

Sorry, don't speak Tamil.

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

The climax was when my dog walked into t... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Hmpfffff... she died a thousand years ag...

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

TLTR

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

I only smell love in the air between the... ★1

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Speak English

Comment to comic 5900 on 2021-06-19

Little Elastic Girl Orgy ★2

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

C'mon Dave. You could have made a comic ... ★2

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

It was your destiny. Punishment for too ... ★1

Comment to comic 5897 on 2021-06-15

It's what I call a closet homosexual.

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

How is The Karen an improvement compared...

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

So the priest is the good guy?

Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-15

Well that calls for Reservoir Dogs. I ne...

Comment to comic 5893 on 2021-06-09

This is why you should have slaves as Th...

Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08

Get a sex change and do make up videos o...

Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07

The absence of a belief in one or more g... ★3

Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07

Who needs that when you've got tiger blo...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Tel Aviv Pride (Hebrew: מצעד הגאווה בתל ... ★3

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

So you said it to your executioner just ...

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Cock Licking Extreme Aardvark Network. ★1

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

Covfefe

Comment to comic 5887 on 2021-06-02

I heard Lophu specialized in blowjobs wi... ★3

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

You know what happens when you say Candy... ★1

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Red shirt: "eat shit".

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

And post "fist" instead of "first".

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

Just sing Village People's Y.M.C.A. Noth...

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

That's a sign of bad hygiene.

Comment to comic 5886 on 2021-06-02

It's actually paper wrapped poop.

Comment to comic 5885 on 2021-06-01

Dunno. I've been around for a long, long...

Comment to comic 5879 on 2021-05-25

My gay parents swaffled me.

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

It says: "I eat dog meat every day to ke... ★2

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

Not true. I was born as a skin sack of t... ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-23

Are you shaming me? Any idea how difficu...

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

I suck cock for free.

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Sure it wasn't your grandfather?

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

3 facials.

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Are you a anatomical correct doll?

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Lips are made of the material as intesti... ★1

Comment to comic 5876 on 2021-05-22

Todays fortune cookie said "Kill Everyon... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-21

He’s Japanese. Promoted by the emperor h... ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Pour vodka on your eye balls. ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

That's a Ford.

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

wait....you have a non-commercial vehicl...

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Nearly got my dick bitten of during driv... ★2

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

New English Clown Rape Organization. ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

You're selling your dick? ★4

Comment to comic 5875 on 2021-05-19

Actually it's a clown sqeeuzing his red ... ★2

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

I read in the news that they've stopped ... ★1

Comment to comic 5874 on 2021-05-19

Can you upload a picture of the tiny hol... ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Do A Daughter Daily Yes? ★1

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

But can I call you momma???

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Oh wait..... ★2

Comment to comic 5872 on 2021-05-17

Who of you scumbags is the ex???????????...

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Birds have a cloaca, so one hole for uri... ★6

Comment to comic 5860 on 2021-05-04

Moral of the story: be careful what you ...

Comment to comic 5861 on 2021-05-04

Who cares about moral????????????

Comment to comic 5862 on 2021-05-04

Bird shit? It's a pigeon cum facial. Ner... ★2

Comment to comic 5857 on 2021-04-30

Can I also fuck a goat on international ... ★4

Comment to comic 5852 on 2021-04-23

You almost look fuckable. ★2

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Your ass. ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Lophu wasn't referring to what you see e...

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

My African egg is about to hatch so my s... ★1

Comment to comic 5850 on 2021-04-20

Post nose candy books were indeed shite ... ★2

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

Gay gladiators? https://www.youtube.com/...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

The only good thing about Ferengi is tha...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

It actually is: if you're going gore, yo...

Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20

What's the name of that song again that ...

Comment to comic 5845 on 2021-04-14

You had only one task. A smooth shave. B... ★1

Comment to comic 5838 on 2021-04-09

Stalker much? ★1

Comment to comic 5830 on 2021-04-06

I'm in doubt. 69 or 666. ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Join the Zambian Space Program. ★2

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

Goal 1 is a new Afronaut gravity trainin...

Comment to comic 5836 on 2021-04-04

OT: urgent request to support the Zambia...

Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-27

Brown noise makes you poop. Or does it? ...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-27

Gabriel is the angel of death, vengeance...

Comment to comic 5826 on 2021-03-27

Gabriel? That will be a revenge fuck.

Comment to comic 5827 on 2021-03-27

Gaylord fuckers.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Yeyo is a better weapon.

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

....have to lick it. ★3

Comment to comic 5828 on 2021-03-27

Yeah TL;DR is always hard to understand.... ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

Who isn't? ★1

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

2 options: sell your ass 40 times a day ... ★4

Comment to comic 5816 on 2021-03-13

They tried yesterday, but Waldo is immor...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-13

Meeeeeh...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Nice to see you dressed as Waldo and rec...

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Try certain trigger words like b$mbing, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5815 on 2021-03-12

Meeeeeh....

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-16

Kudos. It takes courage to undergo a sex... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

SUCK MY DICK AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO DIC... ★2

Comment to comic 5760 on 2021-01-06

50 bucks for Pfeiffer you mean.

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Off course. Just to check if it fits. ★1

Comment to comic 5742 on 2020-12-16

Where"s the yeyo?

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

SHUTUP!@%#

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

It would have been more impressive if th...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

How nice. A nerd snowflake self help gro...

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

Never been hangry? Horny and angry.

Comment to comic 5741 on 2020-12-16

That's how the pandemic in The Walking D...

Comment to comic 5737 on 2020-12-11

IcedBibster is your uncle?

Comment to comic 5738 on 2020-12-11

What about jerking from home? ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

Cause of his salty balls.

Comment to comic 5723 on 2020-11-25

Replace girlfriend with right-hand.

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

Can you point out Texas on a map?

Comment to comic 5721 on 2020-11-23

But you've never been with a naked femal...

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

That's a Dirty Sanchez. https://en.wikip...

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

BLack tie left out the third dimension a...

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-06

I tyypped tis comende wittth me dicck

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Ever tried a dog licking your ass? ★1

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

If not a sex bot than it's not an object... ★2

Comment to comic 5706 on 2020-11-04

Du hast mich by Trumpie. https://geensti... ★1

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

The webz got a place called Explosm.net.... ★4

Comment to comic 5703 on 2020-11-01

Ratamahatta https://www.youtube.com/watc...

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Aaaaaand back to porn. ★6

Comment to comic 5693 on 2020-10-20

Ok, got bored by porn and returned to se... ★1

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Oh wear a bra.

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

You know he's just jerking off to your a... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Yes you were. It's bloody baby gravy. Du...

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

Indeed. I return to watch porn instead o... ★2

Comment to comic 5687 on 2020-10-14

So this happens to Dems who vote via mai...

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-14

Or his little sister.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-14

Because you're gay.

Comment to comic 5686 on 2020-10-14

The only thing that comes close to a tru...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Watching porn is for pussies. I got caug... ★2

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

My lolo neither.

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Use Opera instead.

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Old news. Jerking off watching porn on a...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

During my first steps on the Internet I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

What???? You're only 5 years old???? Dam...

Comment to comic 5678 on 2020-10-03

Deflatable ★1

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03

Is that a model from United Colors of Be...

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03

Hail the Dutch flag. Good boy.

Comment to comic 5677 on 2020-10-03

After work? After peeing.

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

I miss the wig and the make-up.

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

Really? I've come to the point that I ev...

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-30

Inject it with paraffin. There once was ...

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-29

You accidently left out the i and the n ... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

The best part of this film is seeing the... ★1

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

He"s a tucker. https://en.wikipedia.org/... ★2

Comment to comic 5671 on 2020-09-29

One night in Paris? Yeah sure. https://w... ★2

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-29

As long and bloody as possible? ★1

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

I use worn strings as well as a face mas... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Cool kids binge. Crack cocaine.

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

I get off on blond non intellectuals who... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Stinky scat man. https://youtu.be/Hy8kmN... ★1

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

Hehehe.... ps5......we all know that's s...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-28

M..m...m...m... Matt???

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

A. You're projecting. B. You're not a wo... ★3

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

At least he hides his wiener with a skir... ★6

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

I think female spotted hyena's are cool....

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

Except if he wants a true cow veterinari...

Comment to comic 5670 on 2020-09-26

It's a tribal lip plate. Dorothy used to... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Make-up fight and fist sex? ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

That's human centipede style and one of ... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

At the hospital now for emergency treatm... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

This comic is gold! ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

The kinda bitch that deserves bitch slap... ★1

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

If you want to know how it is to have an...

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

You gorgeous no foreplay bear. ★3

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Yes you have. That's why your daddy went... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

https://imgur.com/a/A4RmvOI ★3

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Nadernad found the actual C&H link. Woul...

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Shit, I was looking for that one.

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

Easy. Just put on your clown mask. https... ★2

Comment to comic 5673 on 2020-09-25

On all fours?

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-25

Oooo- joooee-wijuhaaa ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

I took Miss Tepp yesterday after she ask... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Actually it's pronounced fo pa . But sti... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Also, it wasn't a lizard, but a goat on ... ★2

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Nah. https://youtu.be/P2pgWsYSyUA

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

And you think the skirts were there so t... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Dolly, the cloned sheep, was named after... ★1

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

jlskjd auroik flsoi;pokpo ★3

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

I tried dick typing before. It 's much h... ★3

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

Not sure if this tells the child trauma ... ★2

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

So dad's is going all fear and loathing ...

Comment to comic 5672 on 2020-09-25

No but I do know a shitposter here that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-25

Aren't you a pokey bear.

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

In Germany he’s called Onkel Stinkwiener...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Your balls. ★1

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

Only when you swallow. ★3

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-22

You could ask Ted Bundy during an ouija ... ★2

Comment to comic 5669 on 2020-09-22

That must be Piper Perri.

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Oh boy, I could easily sell you yellow c...

Comment to comic 5665 on 2020-09-19

Check tomorrow the Amazon delivery notif...

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Fuck you very much. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

Indeed, I simply hate everybody. ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

You best do that with the Benny Hill the... ★1

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

While jacked.

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-19

I give you a nein out of ten. ★4

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Good to see that we pay you for useful a...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-18

Her name is Eva Braun in the last panel.... ★3

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

You got one detail wrong. It's: a killer... ★5

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Dammit, I just wasted 5 minutes of my li... ★3

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

Enough fat blokes here.

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

I didn't want to be seen as the, you kno... ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

I thought you were already typing with a... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

The great old one? She's 65 or what?

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

It wasn't a BB gun son, but my ejaculati... ★1

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

cOck BloCker

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

What do we call call people who think th...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Kiwi's don't grow in Poland. That damned...

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

In 2014 the Obama administration indirec... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

He's referring to the comic from Septemb... ★3

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Yes, but since you have no arms as well....

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

It's hard to understand you speaking fro... ★2

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Or Sesame Street for starters. ★5

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

Grinder? ★6

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

It's a flakka addict.

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-16

Sounds better in German: Endlösung ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

More squirrels! ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Or similar issues. ★6

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

Your wish is my c.... http://explosm.net... ★4

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

Looks more like a miscarriage. ★1

Comment to comic 5663 on 2020-09-15

I think Pervin Mervin is best equipped t...

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

Commit seppuku.

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-15

Me neither.

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

Yesssssss......I thought I was the only ... ★3

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

@FDT "appropriation". I'll commit seppuk... ★3

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

When you sign up it says Use the form be... ★3

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

I've heard the same story, but the poppi...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

I would even call it cultural appreciati... ★3

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-13

So it's confirmed. C&H characters are an... ★2

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

That's called Congenital insensitivity t... ★4

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Liked run better. ★4

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

A position every day? Ha! Pathetic! Go o... ★7

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

★7

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Dam you gay lord. I wanted that pfp. ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Greys anatomy DUUUUH ★6

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

Yeah well that's just like your opinion ...

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

You know that asian persons all look the... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

GIRLS! No need to fight! ★5

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

I suffer myself from object disappearanc... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

In case of Corona they could better lear... ★2

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

You mean like misusing nine graders with... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

Locks you up in the doghouse untill it's... ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

I understand news doesn't travel fast to... ★4

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-11

Wonder how that looks like. ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

Don't mistake my kindness for horniness.... ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

All this talk about gay. What does it me... ★2

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

To abuse it I hope. ★1

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

I love you daddy. ★5

Comment to comic 5658 on 2020-09-09

By the look of the color, Homer Ecker is... ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-09

I'm sure they voluntarily drop their soa... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

That's what he said (at the end). https:... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Next time better answer: yeah I went thr... ★4

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Why not for breakfast? ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

That's why you need the lighter. To show... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

I'm sure Mr. Slave hangs around in these... ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Who are you jerking off? ★2

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

It's bending over in your bare ass while... ★8

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

Easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY... ★1

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

In your case that's called a mangina. ★3

Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5657 on 2020-09-08

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

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Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

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Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

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Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

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Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

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Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

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Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

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Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

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Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-04

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Comment to comic 5651 on 2020-09-01

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Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-09-01

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Comment to comic 5650 on 2020-08-31

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Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-31

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Comment to comic 5648 on 2020-08-30

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Comment to comic 5649 on 2020-08-30

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Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

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Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

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Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-29

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Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

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Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

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Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

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Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

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Comment to comic 5645 on 2020-08-25

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5644 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-24

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5643 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-23

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Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

I see possibilities for a lap dance. ★3

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

Ok, the curve seems to flatten a bit, bu... ★2

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

i don't know.

Comment to comic 5642 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

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In that case you could have just said "Y...

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-21

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

Didn't you say Kris is bigger?

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

How much brain tissue do you think fit's... ★2

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Dick City? ★1

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Everybody knows it's called Angina from ... ★2

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

Forget women. It's Dave's little sister.... ★1

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

What about the Spanish flue?

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Opens mouth ★2

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

And???

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

Who's this Aboriginal kid? ★3

Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-18

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5638 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-17

What I said was that history is exact sc...

Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-17

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Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5639 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

And Islamic State.

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

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Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

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Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Why need gas when you can start working ... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

The small brown and the big grey one I a... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Yet the t-shirts in the shop section hav... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Probably lost his job due to the Covid c... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Spam whore . The url's redirect to FDT's... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Ah that sheds a light. Your live cam url... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

Do you have sand in your vagina again?

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

He said minorities, not minors . ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-14

That's just gay, not alternative.

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Fuck fact: having a Dave mouth = limp no... ★2

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

An Alternative Gay Universe. ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Salt. Uhhuh https://www.youtube.com/watc... ★1

Comment to comic 5637 on 2020-08-12

Let's be honest. With a nose dick you ne... ★3

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

I wish I had that kind of willy power . ★5

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

If Pee-wee Herman can rehabilitate himse... ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Its' in the head or nothing! ★1

Comment to comic 5636 on 2020-08-12

Ricky Gervais explains it from 02m37. On... ★4

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

The green shirted woman probably doesn't...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

That's the dude from the Princess short ... ★2

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

I think the (American) woman is over-sex...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

But did she lose her vagina in an accide... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Still waiting for your star picture with...

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

Wasn't that Explosm? ★2

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

It's the IlluminAti. ★6

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Can anybody elaborate on this: "But many...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Why should we help you getting aroused w...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

For that to happen God needs to take 2 r... ★4

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Challenge accepted. http://explosm.net/c... ★8

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

May you suffer from penis rot, after I'v... ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

That's made up. https://www.youtube.com/... ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-11

Isn't that what socks are for? ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-11

Damn what a wrecking ball kankerhoer. Al... ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Way for my time, but MASH is gold. ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

The first is the Anaalgeneraal and the o...

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

You will be contacted by the United Nati... ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Was the spraying shit already in the GIF... ★1

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

You...... you.... you...... CUNNILINGUS ... ★2

Comment to comic 5633 on 2020-08-10

Fun fact: in the Dutch language insults ... ★7

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

IcedBibster?

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

It was most likely FDT wearing a Dave co... ★4

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-10

That's soooo much harder as movies would... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Is CYNTHIA! in it? I mean with puppets a... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

The world needs more Dick. ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Congrats with the career move. ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

All three of you should be canceled caus... ★4

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

What's the deal with the biggest asshole... ★2

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

They made a movie about that called Teet... ★1

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

It was live streamed for free (knowing t... ★2

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Somehow I read Did it feel good ho? ★3

Comment to comic 5632 on 2020-08-10

Did he came too early or just early? ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Does it confuse you when I call you pret... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Naaaaaaaah, I'm pretty sure it wasn't FD...

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I don't discriminate the mental handicap... ★3

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I sell class A paper bags to anyone with... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Would have been better with crack. Calls... ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-09

Fun fact: Glock started as a curtain rai... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I actually made you aware that you like ... ★4

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Funny, the same happened to me, but it w... ★5

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Hahaha! ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I suggest you go left and i go right. ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Hahaha. I was actually fed up with it my... ★3

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Here's the Google Maps coordinates of hi... ★4

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

Aka the Deformed Killer http://explosm.n... ★6

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

I still think you have a nice character ... ★7

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

That'll be someones new PFP very soon.

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-09

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! LEAVE... ★2

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-08

It would be really amazing if you could ... ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Indeed. It's prettty easy. Go to Google.... ★3

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-08

Exorcist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ★1

Comment to comic 5631 on 2020-08-08

Something is telling me that within a we... ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Necrotchic. ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Kick you in the cloaca. Again. ★6

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

Silly girl .

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

Indeed, and that with the expression I d... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

Pete can't help it. That's just a tumor!...

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Imgur or it doesn't exist! ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Looking in the mirror again, didn't you?... ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Gay perpetuum mobile. ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Meh..... it should be silicone.

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

It's better to burn rubber.

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

So do doggy style instead .

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Fuck fact: meet the Bobbit worm aka Euni... ★1

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

Only because he was rescued in time. It'...

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

After kissing Dirty Sanchez . ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

This is the only scientific correct answ... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

Mesmerizing ain't it? Now open your cloa... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-08

My cat actually rides on my Roomba. Stup... ★2

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-08

The Chinese and Vietnamese had a very gr... ★4

Comment to comic 5630 on 2020-08-07

They cut off their penis. It's actually ... ★4

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Windows NT 3..x and 4 were actually stab... ★1

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Every revolution devour their own childr...

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

Fast shooter of wet farts? ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-07

(Optional 7). Shit yourself while dying....

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-07

Is a yoke similar to a guru ?

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-07

That's called a Glasgow smile. https://e... ★3

Comment to comic 5629 on 2020-08-05

Shitty moustache indeed. ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

When I read this, i sometimes think that...

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

According to the first hit: Wetness may ... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

That's a folks salute. Get him Nazi! ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

By dick. Flapping in your face. ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

Lemme call IcedBibster. ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

As a Dutch cheese head I confirm that Ra... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

STOP THAT ★3

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-05

"This wouldn't be late if you had shot y... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

BM lives matters man! Back off with your... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-05

The fore seeing foreskin or something. I...

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-05

Look who's getting nerdy.... zips down p... ★4

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-05

That's a HUGE IMPROVEMENT starting from ... ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

In 1996 you were actually quite doable f... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Why looking for self-affirmation? Just l... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Indeed. Dicks and butts are absolutely o...

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Let's skip 3 words and make it dead .

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

I agree that 50% of world's population d... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

During Covid it's the last cough . ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Don't believe everything toddlers tell y... ★3

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Btw, he looks more like the grim foreski... ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Hahahahahaha lolololol!!!! Oh wait sorry...

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Agent orange is the only cleaner that is... ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Ever smelled Dorothy's box? ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Let's start the KLF. Kris Liberation Fro... ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

A cock in your box? ★5

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

I just put a roofie in your drink. ★1

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

The thing is, you shouldn't do it at a p...

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Wait wut????

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

Is the unboxing video already available ... ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

That 's the nice thing of putting your j... ★5

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03

If you grab his balls it will be a jack ... ★7

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-03

Tiny surprises come in big packages too.... ★5

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-03

Farting while teabagging will definitely... ★1

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

So I can teabag him to death? Interestin... ★6

Comment to comic 5626 on 2020-08-02

turned on ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Stay away from Mexican grannies. ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Nah that should be Soup Man. https://www...

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

Gabber house was a cool period. Nowadays...

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

With a pre order funding I'll personally... ★3

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-02

So who's Earth's president?

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

/o olleh ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Oh no. What a mistake-a to make-a. Off c... ★3

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

I'll fix this for you. Anal rosebuds sme... ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

I wrote this in my book World Economics ... ★3

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

I think I found a new business model. Ac... ★4

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Cups filled with sperm. ★6

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

So little green alien creatures are actu... ★1

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Can't we just let the US being blown awa... ★2

Comment to comic 5625 on 2020-08-01

Call Dickshark. Dont let the low ratings... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

I wonder if Dorothy is member of the smo... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Watch your cock and wait 45-50 seconds. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Why do we all assume the person on the r... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Every girl likes a wet nose. http://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Butt to butt? Or a little spooning as we... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Keep the PFP man :-) ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Oh hail!!!! I bow to you in deep respect...

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Need proof. Show us the bionic eye patch...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-08-01

Unfortunately Jesus Christ is still a th... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

I hope for their sakes very long since t... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

The Secret Notes of Lady Kangiko. ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Yo Brock31, clap clap clap at 1m50. ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

We are the BORK . Lower your shields and... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Kegel exercises have indeed a positive e... ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

You learned that white power hand symbol... ★2

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

But is the sex offenders list cleared as... ★5

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

A sticky in the jicky.

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

FDT was looking right through you. You a... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

She should try a turtle. That will last ... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-08-01

Actually it is wat royals say in formal ... ★3

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

So what IcedBibster actually is saying, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

She should call Goofy. ★8

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Joke's on you; I'm a dog. ★7

Comment to comic 5624 on 2020-07-31

Atta boy. https://youtu.be/voYWHzo29kw ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

____ er. ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-31

It was Cool Mom on the skate park. Too l... ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Cuddly bears ain't alts. They're more li... ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

The last time the color of my face was H... ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

It was very obvious though. Ernie consta... ★6

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Dickshark is in. A romantic couple get m... ★4

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

My thought as well.. I'll try to downloa...

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

And picturing Mario and Luigi. ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Needless to say that that will only trig... ★3

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Why? Tomorrows joke will be about serial...

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Well this comic deserves a place on this... ★4

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

Always looking for the easy way out and ... ★1

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-29

Puts on pointy shoes to kick him in his ... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

When I do a reverse Google search on you... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

Baby President was born fighting gravity... ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-29

So elephants making beautiful love is wr...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

All holes matter you... you... you holep... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

That reminds me of the elephant scene in... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Btw, I have a hypothesis that Kris draws... ★1

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

By the look of it, lack of oxygen lead t...

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

They do, if you make a hole in them and ... ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

I heard that. ★2

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Great! When can we peer review the scien... ★4

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Good chance he was skull fucked.

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Ok, this made me laugh out loud.

Comment to comic 5622 on 2020-07-28

Have you never received a notification e... ★7

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-28

And where your family will always have s... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Erect dingo.

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

How about my flesh light? Bought it seco... ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

And it's not caused by a virus but by in...

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

I thought most were outcasts and not par...

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Members of society? ★2

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Let's create life boots now we're on it ... ★4

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

Think this applies to Kuru in the brain.... ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

And deep pockets. ★1

Comment to comic 5621 on 2020-07-27

There's indeed really no excuse for gree... ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Who needs a phone if you can use smoke s... ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

You understand the difference between po...

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

Not all people. Far from that. And if th... ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

Uncanny witchcraft I tell thee. ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

That's heartless. ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

You're implying that FDT is actually Big... ★1

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

You know more about that the Pentagon ha...

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

Grabs gun. ★2

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-27

Using dating app Dinger won't help eithe... ★3

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-27

What is Google ? ★3

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Avoid the interwebs as much as possible ... ★6

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

I feel harmed. Wasn't this a safe space?... ★6

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Btw, I see a strong resemblance between ... ★2

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

If you can do that, is it gay to perform... ★1

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

Very sharp! Actually the color orange ha... ★4

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

A real grade A shitbag would put a stapl... ★3

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-26

Your PFP looks like clean meat to me. ★3

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

He's from Canada so it's ok. ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

I only support this if it results in def... ★2

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Let's start with the smaller and much mo... ★4

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

It's fukpissed. ★2

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Too late! Too late! ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

So does Stephen, who had an intense desi... ★1

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

One innuendo about eating dick coming ri... ★6

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

Epstein a la carte. ★3

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

I'll ask my brothers Kriss and Vector.

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

Thank you for the mental picture of some... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

I give you $10K if you perform open hear... ★5

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

So he can say fuck that Fuck Dad.

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-24

3 men? So it was a pedo ring? ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

I offer you $ 300 an hour to be the lead... ★5

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

Thank you Fuck Dad . https://www.youtube... ★1

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

I'm bending over. http://explosm.net/com... ★5

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

"FIKPUSS"

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

Prude fukpiss comic Dave. Next time show... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-22

No no, you're confused with Elton John's... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-22

That ain't santa. https://loadingartist.... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

When you die you will end up in a KFC. ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-21

Michael Berryman's daughter. https://en.... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Is it illegal to put an elephant in your... ★5

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-21

Hold a gun to her head.

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Beauty is on the inside. I haven't been ...

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Empress Catherine II of Russia is suppos... ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

Nice. No pubic hair.

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-21

The Hills Have Holes part 1 and 2. ★7

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Rolling downhill while poop catapulting ... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

The chicken should be arrested for prost... ★1

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Then you have never seen an ostrich bend... ★3

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

Well that's a slippery slope. ★2

Comment to comic 5616 on 2020-07-20

It should have said: legalize sex with n...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

I'll do with just one corpse. That of Sh... ★2

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Latest news update: undertaker arrested ... ★2

Comment to comic 5614 on 2020-07-20

You're supposed to blow it in your peeho... ★1

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20

You shouldn't use the same password "Bal...

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-20

Hold it right there. It should be trans ...

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

Latest news update: body of miss Dorothy... ★5

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

How long did you take to consume her?

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Or watch praying mantis porn where the m... ★1

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Nice to see that my Chinese cousin Lick ...

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

That's my Chinese cousin.

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Use action figures instead and you can d... ★2

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Fuck fact: the praying mantis decapitate... ★4

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

Steal babies. http://explosm.net/comics/... ★2

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-18

Always fun with Ed Gein. http://explosm.... ★1

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

I don't like grandpa jokes. Mine fell to...

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

Puts on my tooth fairy costume. ★5

Comment to comic 5611 on 2020-07-15

How about a nice cup of Arbeit macht fre...

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

I think she"s a real girl.

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

Fuck facts: many royal families in the m... ★3

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

And yet the illustrated Ikea instruction... ★1

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

Looks more like an equalizer to me.

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-15

Now I'm sure you're gay. ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-15

I see a crane kick in panel 2.

Comment to comic 5610 on 2020-07-14

Yeah that did the trick for Pol Pot & co... ★1

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Redundancy.

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Since masturbation slowly blinds you, wh... ★2

Comment to comic 5609 on 2020-07-14

Broaden your horizon and start experimen... ★1

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

Dixit the Urban Dictionary: "Bonus hole.... ★2

Comment to comic 5608 on 2020-07-13

And the birth canal is ????

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

I already consider the size of the unive... ★2

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

We know. Did you forgot the ten grand we... ★6

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Beside the jury trial system also the sy... ★3

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

On a serious note: it already starts wit... ★2

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

I'm sure there're lots of stinky farts i... ★2

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Because he was born with misplaced corpu... ★1

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

Wait wut? There are human zoos as well? ★3

Comment to comic 5607 on 2020-07-12

I actually expected that from IcedBibste... ★1

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

@ IcedBibster. On 3m32 the use of glory ...

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

Wasn't Dorothy your house? Think she wou... ★2

Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

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Comment to comic 5606 on 2020-07-12

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Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

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Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

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Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

According to South Park he comes from Ca... ★2

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

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Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Dorothy is hiding out of fear being snit...

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-08

Anal rape by Moby Dick. ★4

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

You just discovered the perfect perpetuu... ★2

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

Getting curious though about the magic s...

Comment to comic 5603 on 2020-07-07

I thought meth cures life? ★1

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

You sir, you're going to hell. ★1

Comment to comic 5604 on 2020-07-07

R u a fan of Boyz n the Hood?

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

You missed the latest police control ins... ★2

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

United Nations member states elected Sau... ★3

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

Misandrist

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

It's his "third leg".

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-06

In short: life's a bitch and then you ma...

Comment to comic 5599 on 2020-07-05

Like FDT is saying. It's his business mo... ★2

Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

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Comment to comic 5601 on 2020-07-05

On the bright side, it sounds you're not... ★5

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

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Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

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Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

But you don't get results because it doe... ★2

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

Lesbian. ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Ha! Hard to believe the album is already... ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

You describe the symptoms of brain tumor... ★1

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-07-01

Removal of the head or removal of your t...

Comment to comic 5598 on 2020-06-30

Conjoined twin Harry. http://explosm.net... ★3

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

And yet it gets better. Especially the f...

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Somehow you missed Conchita Wurst.

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

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Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

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Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

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Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

I think you played oil wrestling. Naked.... ★2

Comment to comic 5596 on 2020-06-29

Wrong panels. The fantasy joke was yeste... ★6

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

Dying animal? There's this urban myth ab... ★3

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

I fantasize that birds can't fly and mas... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

And Judge Fudge offcourse. ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-28

And who decides what's offensive and wha... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

What, you really missed the original??? ... ★6

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Niiiiiice! NPC conversations.

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Fart in a jar Martin and queef in a can ... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

And 5 minutes later she is swinging her ...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

That's a nasty smell..... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

So which bug do you prefer? https://en.w...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

And yet you forgot the last 3 words. "Wh...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Erhard Milch from the 3r reich.

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

Well here is a nice definition of cognit... ★3

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

An Apology From The Artist movement.

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

It is said Doggo also ejaculates 5 times...

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-27

So Rob started the AAFTA movement? Time ... ★1

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

Black Squares Matter. ★2

Comment to comic 5595 on 2020-06-26

A community of violence loving, pedosexu... ★8

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

Borderline symptoms?

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

They most likely invented three pudding ...

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

A pillow isn't a supressor. ★1

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

You make it sound a bit too romantic. ★1

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

He's just convincing people to keep dist... ★1

Comment to comic 5594 on 2020-06-26

And what did we learn today? Return your... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Masterbeta every day keeps the doctor aw...

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

Free Bridget the Midget!

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

And I hope green shirt forgets the safew... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-26

I only waist my time on NC-17, so I wait...

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Great link.

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Still your previous pfp really had the e... ★2

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Who needs a reason? Just kick the shit o... ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Good to see that green shirt operates in...

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Please don't discriminate the GILFS. ★1

Comment to comic 5593 on 2020-06-24

Don't underestimate the scientists eh th...

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

A perfect example of Lord Farquaad's "Me... ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

The TV hides that he was found with his ... ★3

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

I asked to Google to jerk me off, but I'... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Now this is cursed. ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

Maybe Laura had a Cape Town passion gap....

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

On all fours? ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

I think he needs to add Bestiality .

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

That's not his ball sack. It IS the knot... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

It may distract from driving. It's absol... ★6

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-23

On the bright side, he can suck his own ... ★5

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Does your Toyota has special adopted ped... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Not as articulate is an understatement. ... ★2

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

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Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Yes, shoe size 11 and a Fiat Punto. ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Pimp is looking for his bitch. http://ex... ★1

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

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Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

Kris, can we please stop with this dog f... ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Respect if all your regular dates got se... ★4

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

More later in life he changed his name i... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Also later in life he suffered from abus... ★3

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

In retrospect you convince me to withdra... ★1

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

Your"s ok. Nadernads not.

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

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Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

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Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

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Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

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Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-21

That reminds me of conjoined twin Harry.... ★1

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

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Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

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Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

The platypus penis has 4 heads. Educatio... ★2

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

.It would help if you and goat man would...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Cigars..... inhale ..... computer says n...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Damn you're right! Draw a cigar. It's wh...

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

It would be sufficient enough to stick a... ★4

Comment to comic 5589 on 2020-06-20

Only this dual purpose mask protects and... ★2

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

We all know who you are little rocket ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Kris you twat, now this classified milit... ★4

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

Love is in the air.

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

A minus when the nipple is inverted.

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

That reminds me of Al Bundy picking on M... ★1

Comment to comic 5587 on 2020-06-17

On the bright side, they can now be repl...

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Are you asking for a friend? ★3

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

They can hold an adult dick? ★4

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Because of stabbing her ex boy friend in... ★2

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Only midget porn stars go to jail. https... ★1

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

Underperformer. Jimi Hendrix did it with... ★5

Comment to comic 5586 on 2020-06-16

She wore g-strings as a kid.

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

And that without health care!

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

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Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

It is told she judged his fudge, after w... ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Good to see the cop ain't racist. ★1

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

So is your sister.

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Did found your fat sister. https://www.y...

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

Wait till the green line curls back. A d... ★2

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

So you're sexualizing a 27 year old woma... ★3

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

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Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

I"m convinced you like sweat meat better... ★3

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

Could you tape or live stream that? ★2

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-14

Well, a Google search on "blow up doll f... ★3

Comment to comic 5583 on 2020-06-13

He looks like a blow up doll.

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-13

I know. You asked him to take your panti... ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

And yet you wonder how Kris got a textur... ★3

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

I thought for fat AND bald.

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

Don't listen to the squirrels in your he... ★5

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-12

It's the Self Harm man. ★3

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Shitty Hondo. ★1

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Did you just say "N -WORD"!? http://expl... ★4

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

I must get myself such a fish..... ★2

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Sensual homo sexual (hence the pink pyam...

Comment to comic 5582 on 2020-06-10

Is he the gay variant of Robin? Or the g...

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

You know that a hand job won't be enough...

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

Went to Georgia, met this fine-assed whi...

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

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Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

If exams, a routine part of learning, ar... ★4

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

= Pornucopia ★2

Comment to comic 5581 on 2020-06-10

and porn off course . ★1

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Word!

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

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Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

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Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

Not to be confused with Satans whores. ★5

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

It's Satans horse. ★2

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

Is that his thumb? Middle finger? Questi...

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

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Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

Kris deserves a stripper. http://explosm... ★7

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-09

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Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-09

In that case I recommend a teaching care...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Hmmmm, was it Rob after all? http://expl... ★1

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

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Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

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Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

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Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

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Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

Willy D from the Geto Boys has a message...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

I thought it was some leftover of my spu...

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-07

I liked fucking Dorothy. And now it will... ★7

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

That reminds me some oldskool gangsta ra...

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-06

He"s also a gynaecologist. http://explos...

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

One that is developed for filtering the ... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

It turns out that green and blue shirt a... ★2

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

In that case, does somebody has the name... ★3

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-06

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-06

I do wonder what they look like using a ...

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Next time you should try to put foreskin...

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

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Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

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Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

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Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-03

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Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

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Comment to comic 5572 on 2020-06-01

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Comment to comic 5571 on 2020-06-01

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