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DaConnaTwuk (veiny cheeks)

1939 comments (2018-05-07 – 2021-06-15) to 598 comics
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Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

(my apologies if someone's already menti...

Comment to comic 5898 on 2021-06-15

can anyone else not open replies?

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

:c ★1

Comment to comic 5877 on 2021-05-25

that's the best choice here lmao ★1

Comment to comic 5804 on 2021-03-01

this would normally be a good comic, i j...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

who is funny and why are they reversing ...

Comment to comic 5801 on 2021-02-22

cant wait for the sequel to this comic w... ★5

Comment to comic 5800 on 2021-02-22

good luck, and remember to shit on compa... ★1

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

better than a certain commenter who dele... ★3

Comment to comic 5791 on 2021-02-12

explosm using the 'they' pronoun to refe... ★6

Comment to comic 5786 on 2021-02-06

just comment when you like and assume ev...

Comment to comic 5785 on 2021-02-03

i mean who can blame him. kris ingested ... ★4

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

senko bread!!! ★1

Comment to comic 5781 on 2021-02-03

this comment section is just people comp... ★10

Comment to comic 5780 on 2021-02-01

"yeah my humour's really dark, it's not ... ★7

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

daconnatwuk self love is important, lads... ★4

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

Erectile dysfunction ★3

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

dude, spamming is only funny to a certai... ★1

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

he's now dysfunctional200 ★6

Comment to comic 5779 on 2021-01-27

is the blue shell considered to be homop... ★2

Comment to comic 5777 on 2021-01-27

dorothy's comments always give me a chuc... ★2

Comment to comic 5767 on 2021-01-16

mate you cant just say that and then not...

Comment to comic 5766 on 2021-01-13

humans eat dead animals too. what's ur p... ★4

Comment to comic 5765 on 2021-01-12

getting first comment seems like a fun i... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

honestly the funniest joke for this comi... ★3

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

happy birthday, lad. based on the averag... ★4

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

the thing that annoys me about the capra... ★1

Comment to comic 5764 on 2021-01-12

honestly the real hook is the gacha elem... ★1

Comment to comic 5762 on 2021-01-10

haha. this comic† was pretty‡ good*. ★3

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

darn. i guess you could say that in the ... ★8

Comment to comic 5736 on 2021-01-01

2020's ending! that means all of the pro... ★3

Comment to comic 5752 on 2020-12-29

speak for yourself. friends can't pay fo... ★4

Comment to comic 5740 on 2020-12-13

dives in headfirst ★1

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

fun fact: the events in this comic actua... ★6

Comment to comic 5730 on 2020-12-02

hiya friend! i love having friends, haha... ★5

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

(it's probably dorothy) ★1

Comment to comic 5726 on 2020-11-30

this comic is funny, but it's kinda ruin... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

damn, it's been so long since i've chang... ★1

Comment to comic 5724 on 2020-11-25

that guy's gonna fuck bob? that's kinda ... ★7

Comment to comic 5718 on 2020-11-20

have you seen any of pyro's unlockable c... ★1

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-18

is your pfp your reaction to seeing senk...

Comment to comic 5717 on 2020-11-18

im pretty sure you dont have to be canad... ★1

Comment to comic 5716 on 2020-11-16

senko is too good for your pfp. change i... ★2

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

Do a flip! ★1

Comment to comic 5713 on 2020-11-13

day 12 of NNN: the hole in the back of t... ★4

Comment to comic 5712 on 2020-11-11

This is fine. ★12

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-30

sorry if i made you feel unwelcome my gu... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

if it makes you feel any better, yoshiko... ★1

Comment to comic 5701 on 2020-10-28

man are you seriously saying that depres... ★6

Comment to comic 5698 on 2020-10-26

true friendship is being aware of and re... ★12

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

i love how this comment implies it's som... ★1

Comment to comic 5695 on 2020-10-24

clearly nobody important. jk bro, glad t...

Comment to comic 5692 on 2020-10-18

little did blue-shirt know, they weren't... ★3

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

broke: god created humanity in his own i... ★4

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

adios, furball

Comment to comic 5691 on 2020-10-18

every religion will have its extremists.... ★3

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

you may be my appointed fbi agent, but i... ★1

Comment to comic 5690 on 2020-10-17

jesus, explosm. i can understand dicks, ... ★7

Comment to comic 5689 on 2020-10-16

★1

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-10-02

you'd know these things if you literally... ★10

Comment to comic 5676 on 2020-09-30

Man, something's clearly got his dick in... ★7

Comment to comic 5675 on 2020-09-28

the left buttcheek and spine honestly lo... ★3

Comment to comic 5674 on 2020-09-28

this is genuinely good. no sarcasm, it's...

Comment to comic 5668 on 2020-09-21

The Sixth Sense (1999) ★2

Comment to comic 5667 on 2020-09-21

imagine needing a 'thing' to stay releva... ★5

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

to be honest, if they actually are readi... ★5

Comment to comic 5666 on 2020-09-18

this is two comics in a row that have ha... ★7

Comment to comic 5664 on 2020-09-16

stealing a wheelchair is the perfect cri... ★1

Comment to comic 5661 on 2020-09-15

the cool thing about having no object pe... ★7

Comment to comic 5662 on 2020-09-14

oh we have that drink where im from but ... ★1

Comment to comic 5660 on 2020-09-12

heh. this is a good comic. good job, rob...

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

sad lockdown noises ★1

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

i feel like this comic is just and excus... ★10

Comment to comic 5659 on 2020-09-11

no gay in the comment 0/10 ★2

Comment to comic 5656 on 2020-09-07

is that an order? ★4

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

I've made a severe and continuous lapse ... ★6

Comment to comic 5655 on 2020-09-06

it is i, kris, here to formally apologis... ★4

Comment to comic 5654 on 2020-09-05

man, that guy's dick looks hairier than ... ★7

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-05

don't correct me if you're wrong, you pe... ★1

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

you're gonna chastise me about speaking ... ★8

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

i guess you could say this was quite a s... ★6

Comment to comic 5653 on 2020-09-02

little known fact: green-shirt in yester... ★9

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

strike three! batter out! ★2

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

strike two! ★1

Comment to comic 5647 on 2020-08-26

strike one! ★1

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-26

in my headcanon, everyone's name is the ... ★8

Comment to comic 5646 on 2020-08-25

Blue-shirt: "Go fuck yourself!" Green-sh... ★12

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-22

ah, going the dorothy route are we? ★1

Comment to comic 5641 on 2020-08-19

What?! A beard AND a black person when n... ★5

Comment to comic 5640 on 2020-08-19

anyone who calls coronavirus 'the chines... ★3

Comment to comic 5634 on 2020-08-15

no wonder he only slept 40 minutes with ... ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-12

fAir enough, thAnks AnywAy ★1

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

does anyone know why these comments alwa...

Comment to comic 5635 on 2020-08-11

Orange-shirt probably smells like piss. ★1

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

i didn't like your comment, but i did li... ★2

Comment to comic 5628 on 2020-08-04

Rob is the joke.

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

i will not elaborate ★2

Comment to comic 5627 on 2020-08-04

haha, this happened to me last birthday ... ★2

Comment to comic 5623 on 2020-07-31

imagine having a gimmick this comment wa... ★4

Comment to comic 5620 on 2020-07-26

orange-shirt's heart grew three sizes th... ★8

Comment to comic 5619 on 2020-07-26

oh you're a grade A shitbag? im a capric... ★2

Comment to comic 5618 on 2020-07-25

this is a great idea, eat the rich ★8

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

god these comments are cursed ★2

Comment to comic 5617 on 2020-07-22

"FISPUKK"

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

you sound a little too much like you're ... ★1

Comment to comic 5615 on 2020-07-20

it concerns me that the blue's most obvi... ★4

Comment to comic 5613 on 2020-07-19

who'd want to fuck a girl who has hair t... ★1

Comment to comic 5612 on 2020-07-18

spiders dont do much, they just kinda ha... ★5

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

his dick is both his largest and smalles... ★1

Comment to comic 5605 on 2020-07-10

nice cock. very hairy & good curve. 8/10... ★1

Comment to comic 5602 on 2020-07-06

he means american you great ape, stop be... ★9

Comment to comic 5600 on 2020-07-01

why is green-shirt projecting a shadow o...

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

it is also not yellow

Comment to comic 5597 on 2020-06-28

blue-shirt in panel 1: :Y ★1

Comment to comic 5592 on 2020-06-23

holy crap they made a shrek comic pack i... ★11

Comment to comic 5591 on 2020-06-22

relevant prozd: https://www.youtube.com/... ★2

Comment to comic 5590 on 2020-06-21

i dont need an alt to tell you all how m... ★4

Comment to comic 5588 on 2020-06-19

good point ★4

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-16

i dont appreciate you self-inserting int... ★2

Comment to comic 5585 on 2020-06-15

Just thought I'd point out that since th... ★5

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-15

the relative of your classmate can procu... ★2

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

then why didnt you favourite me you blue... ★3

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

it's funny because you thought he was go... ★4

Comment to comic 5584 on 2020-06-14

as an australian i can confirm that i go... ★4

Comment to comic 5578 on 2020-06-09

break finger like twig snmap

Comment to comic 5580 on 2020-06-08

Fuck, I know this feeling. This is one o... ★5

Comment to comic 5575 on 2020-06-07

yay! justice for dorothy! ★6

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

a possible solution: if there ARE now in... ★12

Comment to comic 5579 on 2020-06-06

warning: block of text ahead i usually d... ★13

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

Oblem? ★1

Comment to comic 5577 on 2020-06-05

what's the joke here is this not normal?... ★5

Comment to comic 5576 on 2020-06-05

"by Explosm" lol dave locked himself out... ★5

Comment to comic 5574 on 2020-06-02

yeah ★4

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-27

that's actually an entirely different pr... ★4

Comment to comic 5568 on 2020-05-26

now this here is what's known as a 'run-... ★5

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

im not your son, Snoc, and id appreciate... ★3

Comment to comic 5566 on 2020-05-25

dave pls delete i don't like how real th... ★5

Comment to comic 5562 on 2020-05-20

Is this the first time they've shown an ... ★5

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-16

look mum im famous ★3

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-15

i wanna shove my dick inbetween those ch... ★4

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

(it's not nsfw or anything dont worry)

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Unrealistic body proportions, Kris. Boo.... ★7

Comment to comic 5558 on 2020-05-13

Don't worry, I'm sure somebody will link... ★4

Comment to comic 5556 on 2020-05-12

Isn't this the same comic who was made f... ★7

Comment to comic 5552 on 2020-05-08

wait how tf ★2

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

i saw somewhere that it's technically pr... ★1

Comment to comic 5551 on 2020-05-06

man, what a terrible sequence of letters... ★2

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

why isn't he reading the bible in the fi... ★6

Comment to comic 5549 on 2020-05-04

wow, flexing both the fact that you have... ★9

Comment to comic 5547 on 2020-05-02

i can really relate to orange-shirt here... ★4

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

how to block somebody on explosm ★6

Comment to comic 5545 on 2020-04-29

Is "Johnny come lately" something people... ★6

Comment to comic 5544 on 2020-04-29

The C&HEU is coming together! ★1

Comment to comic 5539 on 2020-04-24

ah yes, everyone's favourite trustworthy... ★4

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

its because i am able to read, Hubert Cu...

Comment to comic 5538 on 2020-04-21

i like this comic because it makes me fe... ★1

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

*not. only i'm allowed to correct me

Comment to comic 5537 on 2020-04-21

I don't understand. This man's gay, but ... ★3

Comment to comic 5535 on 2020-04-18

as a non-american, the fuck? ★2

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

this comic's name is 'farmville1,' imply...

Comment to comic 5533 on 2020-04-17

Managing a farm is a nice break from kil...

Comment to comic 5532 on 2020-04-15

Egg! :)

Comment to comic 5529 on 2020-04-13

He's just worried about his kids. What a... ★9

Comment to comic 5528 on 2020-04-11

ngl that's kinda kinky tho

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

do you wanna fight you furry minotaur ma... ★4

Comment to comic 5527 on 2020-04-08

heh. i got nothing to say about this. ni... ★3

Comment to comic 5526 on 2020-04-08

insert clever, roundabout comment that b... ★5

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

this is all a joke, friend, don't worry.... ★4

Comment to comic 5523 on 2020-04-07

hey, at least he has people supporting h... ★5

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

Dr Stone is a great one of you want to f... ★3

Comment to comic 5522 on 2020-04-04

...how exactly did this idea pop into th...

Comment to comic 5521 on 2020-04-04

helo neighbour horor game refrence?????

Comment to comic 5518 on 2020-03-31

guestravangaza?! that wouldn't happen to... ★12

Comment to comic 5519 on 2020-03-30

blue shirt's arms rly be like: ____ __ ★2

Comment to comic 5517 on 2020-03-30

this man spelled colour incorrectly. sha... ★2

Comment to comic 5516 on 2020-03-28

lol imagine having companions and feelin... ★7

Comment to comic 5514 on 2020-03-24

or a bow

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

hello ★2

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

there ★2

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

glitch ★2

Comment to comic 5513 on 2020-03-24

I'm just imagining Kris finishing the fi... ★2

Comment to comic 5510 on 2020-03-21

lmao thats not a rose a rose is a flower... ★4

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

im doing this in glitch's place, for he ... ★1

Comment to comic 5509 on 2020-03-21

boink

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

sorry i dont listen to people with base ... ★1

Comment to comic 5508 on 2020-03-18

i like this comic. there is nothing more... ★1

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

your eyes look like olives, cur. think b... ★3

Comment to comic 5506 on 2020-03-16

Dude, you're treading unstable ground he... ★6

Comment to comic 5501 on 2020-03-10

But Nick didn't say it, Simon did. I won... ★1

Comment to comic 5500 on 2020-03-09

there's a joke to be made in the phrase ...

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

DaConnaTwuk 2020 "Together we can beat m... ★2

Comment to comic 5499 on 2020-03-07

Paper can already beat rock on their own... ★7

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-07

aren't they based on your browsing histo... ★3

Comment to comic 5498 on 2020-03-06

What do you get when you cross a fleshli... ★5

Comment to comic 5494 on 2020-03-03

Quite. ★1

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

you know what else disgusts me? non-perf... ★4

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

also, why would the moon say the earth's... ★4

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

where are the stars, also? are they in a... ★4

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

discuss many of these points and more, s... ★4

Comment to comic 5496 on 2020-03-03

i can understand moemorphism (if you don... ★3

Comment to comic 5495 on 2020-03-02

Hey, I like this one! ★1

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

oi. i get a lot of exercise running from... ★4

Comment to comic 5493 on 2020-03-01

fatshaming is apparently bad, but there ... ★6

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01

vanillish, you uncultured swine ★1

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01

ive literally had migraines more pleasan... ★4

Comment to comic 5492 on 2020-03-01

i believe they make a short instead of a...

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25

wow, a clever filename joke! are we sure... ★4

Comment to comic 5491 on 2020-02-25

i dont like this guy, he's racist toward... ★1

Comment to comic 5487 on 2020-02-24

Normally, a stock chart isn't meant to r... ★3

Comment to comic 5488 on 2020-02-22

...This joke again? ★3

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

I'm a minor, Dave. In body and spirit.

Comment to comic 5485 on 2020-02-21

He told her to surprise him, so he knows... ★3

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

wow, he has at least 5 less sperm now! w... ★2

Comment to comic 5483 on 2020-02-19

luckily, the surgeon's scalpel can remov... ★3

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

i disagree, i read 'my stepmom' with my ... ★4

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

im underage, im going to call the IPA on... ★2

Comment to comic 5482 on 2020-02-17

im sorry but i dont get the joke pls exp... ★2

Comment to comic 5481 on 2020-02-15

Hey, this is offensive to my religion. I... ★2

Comment to comic 5478 on 2020-02-12

ew, netorare. worst hentai genre. ★1

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

Your wish is my suggestion! ★1

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-07

please dont stroke my beard ★4

Comment to comic 5473 on 2020-02-05

2090 is oddly specific.

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

uh ★2

Comment to comic 5471 on 2020-02-04

uh, im really sorry but this is the firs... ★4

Comment to comic 5466 on 2020-01-29

goddammit i laughed ★2

Comment to comic 5465 on 2020-01-28

this comic is honestly so stupid that i ... ★2

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

no joke, i actually thought the same thi...

Comment to comic 5463 on 2020-01-27

this honestly reads like an rcg comic, i... ★2

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

what's going on? im confused. ★1

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

i fear nothing but god and his servants....

Comment to comic 5462 on 2020-01-25

elaborate on that

Comment to comic 5460 on 2020-01-21

'how to download a cum' is my new favour... ★1

Comment to comic 5459 on 2020-01-21

i can relate to this, as my mum also get...

Comment to comic 5457 on 2020-01-20

Impossible. One I can maybe believe, but... ★3

Comment to comic 5456 on 2020-01-19

i write all my comments with my foot ★1

Comment to comic 5454 on 2020-01-15

that test said that i'm 91% introvert. n... ★2

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

i am calling the police ★1

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

no its because im literally a teenager a... ★2

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-15

except instead of saying 'i have a girlf... ★2

Comment to comic 5453 on 2020-01-13

this is totally me when somebody asks me...

Comment to comic 5452 on 2020-01-13

I don't get it. Get this man some coffee...

Comment to comic 5451 on 2020-01-12

Welcome to the council, initiate. We hav... ★1

Comment to comic 5445 on 2020-01-07

Why's the boss asking about the time fra... ★3

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03

to be fair these comics have nearly been...

Comment to comic 5444 on 2020-01-03

Decade? They're wearing 3000 glasses. Su...

Comment to comic 5440 on 2019-12-29

I mean...yeah. You know how there's a st... ★3

Comment to comic 5439 on 2019-12-29

I'm convinced that this is based on a re... ★6

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18

Oh, happy birthday, dude! That's one mor... ★1

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18

The adventures of: Cool Dad! Cool Mom's ...

Comment to comic 5432 on 2019-12-18

im so confused, honestly like, this comi...

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

Joke?

Comment to comic 5431 on 2019-12-18

If you rearrange all the letters on that... ★5

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

I mean...as he's a robot, I guess a dick... ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-18

ORAORAORAORA ★1

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

Based on the angle at which Random Girl™... ★2

Comment to comic 5427 on 2019-12-17

N-Nani?! ★1

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-17

...what

Comment to comic 5430 on 2019-12-16

lol just fall into your own creation and... ★4

Comment to comic 5428 on 2019-12-15

Now you're thinking c r e a t i v e l y!... ★3

Comment to comic 5426 on 2019-12-13

same

Comment to comic 5424 on 2019-12-10

lol, birds are just government surveilla... ★4

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-10

An absolute chad. ★1

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

Ooooh, Kris with the scathing social com...

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

If you're legit leaving, then seeya 'rou... ★2

Comment to comic 5423 on 2019-12-10

r/im15andthisisyeet

Comment to comic 5422 on 2019-12-09

i refuse to believe this is dave, he's n... ★4

Comment to comic 5421 on 2019-12-08

Good luck kicking his ass when he's lyin... ★8

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-07

Um... actually, I'm 15 now. Character de... ★4

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

ungrateful little shit isnt even thankfu... ★7

Comment to comic 5420 on 2019-12-06

[insert a reference that only regular co... ★1

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-04

actually, im 15 and ive hated myself the... ★3

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-04

merry christmas

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

dude could you actually quit it with the...

Comment to comic 5419 on 2019-12-03

CREATIVE JOKE INCOMING haha look im in t... ★2

Comment to comic 5418 on 2019-12-03

that's a good idea for a badge. brent, g... ★5

Comment to comic 5417 on 2019-12-02

you lived up to your badge, it seems ★3

Comment to comic 5416 on 2019-12-02

from what ive played of phoenix wright, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

lalatina

Comment to comic 5415 on 2019-12-01

you clearly haven't been trying hard eno... ★1

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

this is the internet. go be turned into ...

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

im thankful that here in australia we do... ★2

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-30

ooh, topical

Comment to comic 5413 on 2019-11-27

nah, it's just more convenient because y... ★3

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27

Kris: comments fucking everyone: time fo... ★8

Comment to comic 5414 on 2019-11-27

I had two jokes for this comment, so I'm... ★7

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

i am honestly convinced that you type ou... ★2

Comment to comic 5411 on 2019-11-26

haha the guys shadow in panel 1 looks li... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

fuck, i forgot to switch ★3

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

you tell 'em ★2

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

lol imagine having alts

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-26

i mean, yeah. ive been watching ur profi... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-25

ok mr cool business tie phantump not-com... ★1

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

it went spooky for halloween. i would ch...

Comment to comic 5410 on 2019-11-23

ngl this took me a bit, but honestly the... ★1

Comment to comic 5409 on 2019-11-23

There are now...two separate comics with... ★3

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

i think ur other hand is a little occupi...

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-23

me, obviously. im getting in the hallowe...

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22

Oof, stood up by my boy Kris. What an ab...

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22

oh fantastic. my dad's on explosm. now h... ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22

you definitely need ur eyes checked beca... ★1

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22

you know it daddy ★2

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-22

You have a dad? I always just assumed yo... ★4

Comment to comic 5408 on 2019-11-20

oh haha, this is actually kinda relatabl... ★4

Comment to comic 5407 on 2019-11-20

just let people have fun, man i knew thi... ★1

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

lol in the third panel purple-shirt has ... ★11

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Not necessarily. In panel two, perhaps h...

Comment to comic 5404 on 2019-11-16

Now that you mention it, why is that? Th... ★1

Comment to comic 5402 on 2019-11-15

this comic is inaccurate because you can... ★9

Comment to comic 5399 on 2019-11-10

this is true source: am the small boy ★6

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

what the fuck ★1

Comment to comic 5396 on 2019-11-08

Well no, he's not an adult, he's a rebel... ★2

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

this comment's a mood ★3

Comment to comic 5392 on 2019-11-04

Here's a neat little hidden fact about t... ★2

Comment to comic 5391 on 2019-11-02

lol the yspelled 'sweet' wrong fuckign i... ★7

Comment to comic 5387 on 2019-10-28

im gonna manhandle your mum , heh nice o... ★3

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-27

No, I do have veiny cheeks. It's just no... ★1

Comment to comic 5386 on 2019-10-27

I like this joke. It is a good joke.

Comment to comic 5385 on 2019-10-26

Why's he holding his ass low if he's try... ★3

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

Pal, I hate to tell ya, but I'm not wron... ★4

Comment to comic 5384 on 2019-10-25

OBJECTION! That's clearly not really Fra...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-25

Samuel L Jackson, is that you? ★1

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

Oooh, political commentary in the commen...

Comment to comic 5383 on 2019-10-22

what in the kentucky fried fuck ★4

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I did the thing that's like grand larcen... ★7

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

So...you've been content with original a...

Comment to comic 5382 on 2019-10-22

I don't get what's so cool about 442. ★2

Comment to comic 5380 on 2019-10-21

lol, imagine loving life instead of just... ★5

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-21

sorry dad, wont happen again ★1

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

neither could the first commenter, appar... ★2

Comment to comic 5379 on 2019-10-19

Why is blue-shirt getting so angry over ...

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-19

What's the joke?

Comment to comic 5378 on 2019-10-18

Pink-woman-shirt seems to be totally unc... ★1

Comment to comic 5377 on 2019-10-18

It's...a coherent plotline. It's not, li... ★8

Comment to comic 5375 on 2019-10-13

doctor be like :) ★6

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-13

Oof, right in the feels. Honestly, I hav... ★1

Comment to comic 5374 on 2019-10-12

haha this happens to me except the bear ... ★3

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

i think 'born with two dicks' works just... ★1

Comment to comic 5353 on 2019-09-18

look, your parents sound bad and all but... ★2

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-09

they apply as hot af and not gay at all ★2

Comment to comic 5345 on 2019-09-09

my dude's wearing the glasses over the g... ★6

Comment to comic 5344 on 2019-09-08

If he has one day to live, he should jus... ★4

Comment to comic 5343 on 2019-09-07

this is a legitimately good pun. i'm hon... ★8

Comment to comic 5342 on 2019-09-06

Sorry, but does that guy have a nine-pac...

Comment to comic 5336 on 2019-08-30

blueshirt looks so genuinely defeated in... ★4

Comment to comic 5335 on 2019-08-28

that massive yellow fingernail makes me ... ★1

Comment to comic 5332 on 2019-08-25

its a dolly zoom you nincompoop ★3

Comment to comic 5331 on 2019-08-24

how high are you

Comment to comic 5326 on 2019-08-18

ey girl, are you ready to accept my usb

Comment to comic 5325 on 2019-08-17

ahhh yes, i remember it like it was yest... ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

i fucking hate mario and his stupid ital... ★4

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

do it fucker, i dare you ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

hey pal sailor moon monopoly is a gem of... ★2

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

...If this is a joke I'm missing, so be ... ★3

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Okay, that's all the time I've got. I've... ★8

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Not quite. Jimmy Fallon or similar needs... ★4

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Why in the fuck? ★1

Comment to comic 5324 on 2019-08-16

Stand down or I'll be forced to load up ... ★1

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

i have an std called Really Cool Guyitus... ★2

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

ah of course ★2

Comment to comic 5323 on 2019-08-14

sorry dave but wtf is that file name

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-14

wait really? seriously? damn c&h stealin... ★2

Comment to comic 5322 on 2019-08-13

here's a cool trick: if you turn your he... ★6

Comment to comic 5321 on 2019-08-13

plot twist: the grandma wolf is actually... ★4

Comment to comic 5315 on 2019-08-10

why is that guy wearing a bell on his he...

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-09

it wasn't me, ok like seriously it wasn'... ★2

Comment to comic 5319 on 2019-08-07

that man is very large and not geographi... ★6

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

not with that attitude ★7

Comment to comic 5314 on 2019-08-05

Why would he frown at another's happines...

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

wasnt talking to you you fucking skinsac... ★2

Comment to comic 5316 on 2019-08-05

This is the first comic I've laughed out...

Comment to comic 1249 on 2019-08-03

The third panel face is an OwO and i'm u... ★2

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-03

I know. I wasn't implying anything like ...

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

im stuff

Comment to comic 5313 on 2019-08-02

Probably just a coincidence, but I defin... ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

awww man ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

hitler was a man of culture ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

They aren't too bad, so long as they act... ★1

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Yes.

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

i would kill you if i could and i can, w... ★2

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Get out. While you can. ★2

Comment to comic 5312 on 2019-08-02

Jealous girlfriend? Since when's that be...

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

no i think she meant what she said

Comment to comic 5311 on 2019-07-31

Thanks, Sir_Positive! Quick question, is...

Comment to comic 5297 on 2019-07-30

The bed isn't bending at all even though... ★2

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

this comment is surprisingly coherent, c...

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

slurp

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

it's ok. we all have lophu moments every... ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

don't i know it

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

that was the people who watched and laug... ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

ur a dud root fuck u ★1

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-28

oh man, this actually happened to me exc... ★8

Comment to comic 5309 on 2019-07-27

...?

Comment to comic 5296 on 2019-07-27

why would i get internet porn when i can... ★6

Comment to comic 5308 on 2019-07-26

It is.

Comment to comic 5307 on 2019-07-23

heh, it says bacon ★3

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

Jesus dude. My black heart goes out to y... ★1

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-23

I, too, crave the y̶̧̡̧̳̥̜̙̱̟̼͈̦͗̂̈́̇̃͑͛͠... ★3

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

[removed]

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

From...literally any restaurant that ser... ★3

Comment to comic 5295 on 2019-07-22

who the fuck is benedict are you cheatin... ★5

Comment to comic 5305 on 2019-07-22

There's suddenly an increase in spam bot... ★4

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

What a shoddy deliveryman. First off, se... ★5

Comment to comic 5294 on 2019-07-20

You left?

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

the only thing I hate more than The 12 i... ★3

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

How about I give YOU a virus instead?! s...

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

I, too, agree!

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

that fucker's still on the loose ★1

Comment to comic 5304 on 2019-07-19

Ooh, do me, please!

Comment to comic 5298 on 2019-07-10

Welcome, new friend! Enjoy your stay in ... ★3

Comment to comic 5287 on 2019-07-01

judgmental stare ★3

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

lady? stop assuming my gender ★2

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-07-01

i am a 5 year old girl and have been wid... ★3

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

DEUS VULT! ★1

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

I used to think caramel syrup, but then ... ★2

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

You said "And frank ley," which is a dec... ★3

Comment to comic 5281 on 2019-06-29

A better answer is 'No.' Green-shirt's a...

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

i swear you can type any fuckin comment ... ★3

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Put 'er there!

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Haha, nice one, CoolerGuy!

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

tbf i'm pretty sure most people are more... ★3

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

*Too. Whatever. Fuck you.

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm to... ★3

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

please dont ask

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

tbh me too ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Who would be jealous of having veiny che... ★1

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

haha lmao

Comment to comic 5284 on 2019-06-29

Actually, it is pretty recent i think, b... ★2

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

the fact that we can't see Bigfoot's fee... ★7

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

a good contender, true, but somehow, des... ★4

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

oh shit you're right my mistake has been... ★5

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

i need an answer, chris ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Are you a Belieber?

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

"ye shall slay the beast" who is ye is i... ★1

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

Hrnnngh, Colonel. I'm trying to comment ... ★5

Comment to comic 5286 on 2019-06-28

ha i get it because generally you'd expe... ★3

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

you wanna fuckin go, you moist garden gn... ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-26

you wanna fuckin go you fetus-lookin tra... ★1

Comment to comic 5279 on 2019-06-25

lmao fuckin idiot handing her the platte... ★4

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

is the back wave meant to have another p... ★4

Comment to comic 5283 on 2019-06-25

heh, nice

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-24

...cutting it off is not an option.

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

What a dumb trap to be caught in, amirit... ★5

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

makes sense, since traps aren't gay

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

*Hole. Whatever. Fuck you. ★1

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

No idea what you're talking about. kicks...

Comment to comic 5278 on 2019-06-23

your last sentence is very true source: ... ★4

Comment to comic 5275 on 2019-06-19

ok (Little did you know, I actually DID ... ★2

Comment to comic 5274 on 2019-06-18

boy, these comments sure have gone to sh... ★2

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

where give me the cookie ★1

Comment to comic 5273 on 2019-06-17

Really? That's the first question he ask... ★2

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17

As long as you don't hurt my brain while...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17

i don't see the problem ★1

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-17

Thanks. Seriously, reading all your comm... ★1

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

heh, pissed

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-16

Well, I clean my toilet with bleach, so ... ★2

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

I may have complained below, but in all ...

Comment to comic 5272 on 2019-06-15

this so fake, every time I pee in a wine... ★4

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Incorrect. Manga's usually black and whi... ★2

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

excited noises ★5

Comment to comic 5271 on 2019-06-15

Why is her hair pink Why is her hair pin... ★3

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-14

Replying to Woop here, since the max amo... ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-14

Oh yeah, I guess you're right. Good poin... ★2

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

Oh come on, man. Seriously? "The pussies...

Comment to comic 5270 on 2019-06-12

i volunteer to do step 1 for any people ... ★2

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-12

I'm just saying, pal, commenting the exa... ★1

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

Do you just say "What the fuck [name]" o... ★7

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

This comic is pretty... ...pop sick le. ★5

Comment to comic 5269 on 2019-06-11

set your fuckin clock right bub ★1

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

PETA called. They wanna congratulate ora... ★8

Comment to comic 5268 on 2019-06-11

look dude i didn't come here to feel ok ★2

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

I stand firm on my point.

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-10

Nah, Karen's got a different cut.

Comment to comic 5267 on 2019-06-09

i don't know why, but the woman's hairst... ★3

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

That's a rare feat. I commend you.

Comment to comic 5266 on 2019-06-09

why is 'postmature' not a word

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-08

Thank you, Hubert Cumberdale. I'm glad y... ★3

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Wait, wait, wait - was the intended joke... ★1

Comment to comic 5265 on 2019-06-07

Why's he apologising? "Aw, gee, I know y... ★4

Comment to comic 5264 on 2019-06-05

thank you lillie from pokemon sun, moon,... ★6

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

did i stutter? ★2

Comment to comic 5263 on 2019-06-04

that man's teeth aren't aligned at all i... ★4

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

the kid in the fourth panel looks surpri... ★1

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

thank 4 thank birb fren

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-04

no, and i will not be reading replies to... ★3

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

Those are some...weirdly realistic eyeba...

Comment to comic 5262 on 2019-06-03

as a children, yes ★1

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

Again, hai \o

Comment to comic 5261 on 2019-06-03

It's a trap! ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

Thanks bub! But seriously, if you don't ... ★5

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

thank, fren ★1

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

i'd just like to say, this was supposed ... ★2

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

what do you mean by leg end do you mean,... ★3

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

As I said before, dude. You had potentia... ★1

Comment to comic 5259 on 2019-06-01

I am thoroughly disappointed, Dave. The ... ★3

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

upside-down gang un ★4

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-06-01

backwards man, what the fuck ★1

Comment to comic 5260 on 2019-05-31

this comic is 9/10 it would be 10/10 if,... ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

spoiler: you die alone ★4

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

touche

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Good catch!

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

You know, if you didn't give me a headac... ★5

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

as a cisgender white straight male, :(

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

whoops, wrong account ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-31

Cmon, POTD, where's my boy ASCII man?! ★2

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

perfectly balanced ★5

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

that was a pretty big stretch my dude ★3

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

what a madman you are ★1

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

back-to-back ★5

Comment to comic 5258 on 2019-05-29

oh fuck you dude ★3

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-28

Thank you for your insightful commentary... ★4

Comment to comic 5255 on 2019-05-27

Me: goes into the comments to see some f... ★12

Comment to comic 5254 on 2019-05-26

that woman's teeth look very uncomfortab...

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-25

well, it's about the age where the child... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

sees Technic Launcher on taskbar Huzzah,...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

You're not supposed to like it. You're s...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA__rwBK...

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

fun fact: the middle lump isn't his stom...

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24

She should get fucked, but only so, in a... ★2

Comment to comic 5253 on 2019-05-24

...I don't get it, man.

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-24

I'm actually not. Generations other than... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

predicted this in season 3, what a cop-o... ★1

Comment to comic 5252 on 2019-05-22

i have no idea whats going on why is the... ★1

Comment to comic 5251 on 2019-05-21

"A worm eating a peanut sideways" is som... ★1

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-21

Literally. Cliterally.

Comment to comic 5250 on 2019-05-19

who eats straight pepper anyway

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

...Okay?

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

jesus christ dude that last sentence is ... ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

Oh, I get it! Because your username's I ... ★5

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

me too

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

i have bobs and vegana ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

poopcatapult comin in with the hard fax ★1

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

thank u for this gift ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

bold of you to assume i haven't ★2

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

More like Histayours, arewerite? ★3

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-19

i'm allergic to idiots sneeze ★4

Comment to comic 5248 on 2019-05-18

fantastic file name dave, you never fail... ★3

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

HI, SUING, I'M DAD! ★6

Comment to comic 5247 on 2019-05-18

Blue-shirt is the only real dad, because... ★7

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

that's what the record was for

Comment to comic 5246 on 2019-05-17

they couldn't even spell liberry right, ... ★2

Comment to comic 5245 on 2019-05-15

pollen count needs to floss, his mouth d...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-14

go deep-throat a pinecone a very long, s...

Comment to comic 5244 on 2019-05-13

the second and third panels look like he...

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-13

God damn, Mr President! ★1

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-12

what is wrong with you ★3

Comment to comic 5242 on 2019-05-12

heh

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-11

holy guacamole, i think this is straight... ★2

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-11

Dude, nice

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

he got so angry that his cap shrunk ★1

Comment to comic 5241 on 2019-05-11

heh, m-more like narut-no ★3

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-10

ur a troll haha ★3

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-10

sbeve

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

could be a swirlix

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

She's looking down more in 3-5. Because ...

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

whet

Comment to comic 5240 on 2019-05-08

is it just me or does the grandmother's ... ★2

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

This comic's strangely phrased. At first... ★2

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

ANGRY AS FUK

Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08

ur an ogre haha ★3

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

even the furry's disgusted ★3

Comment to comic 5238 on 2019-05-07

Now this is the sort of comics I visit t...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

Is...is your avatar white Obama as a Mii...

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

yeet that fucker

Comment to comic 5237 on 2019-05-06

... How you were birthed? The baby looks...

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-05

Try adding ketchup, it enhances the flav... ★5

Comment to comic 5236 on 2019-05-04

can confirm source: am the starving kids... ★4

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

You know there's already a move called D...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

...?

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-04

if you hadn't already realised that, the...

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

You had my attention, but now you have m... ★1

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

Cyanide and Happiness: makes two slightl... ★5

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

i love how, despite your pfp being johns... ★4

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

""Ah you got me. I'm dead"" - Zuero (201... ★2

Comment to comic 5235 on 2019-05-03

Plot twist: Orange-shirt is George, whic... ★1

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-03

...Who hurt you?

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

Weakness disgusts me.

Comment to comic 5234 on 2019-05-01

plot twist: that's his father, diluted-l... ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

*...if

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

*bcause

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

*becaase

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

N-NANI?!

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

I thought it was great! My favourite sce... ★2

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

It's Mortal K ombat, you uncultured swin... ★6

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-05-01

...no.

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

ILLUSION: 100

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

i mean d i guess but only becuase he's d... ★1

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

Sumimasen, nani the fuck?

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

spawncamping, you mean ★8

Comment to comic 5233 on 2019-04-30

You fool, you fell victim to one of the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

i hope all your socks become slightly da... ★2

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

if possible, i'd prefer to be reincarnat... ★1

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

i hope lucifer saves a spot for me then ★5

Comment to comic 5232 on 2019-04-29

being gay is a sin, no wonder he's in he... ★2

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-29

Yes officer, this comment right here ★6

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

Honestly, I think you're doing great wit... ★2

Comment to comic 5231 on 2019-04-28

it's unsafe for scar-shirt to carry her ...

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

there's a 20-minute scene of tony stark ... ★5

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-28

oh god they're back ★1

Comment to comic 5230 on 2019-04-27

well yeah

Comment to comic 5229 on 2019-04-27

that blood was drawn in ms paint and you... ★2

Comment to comic 5228 on 2019-04-24

unzips dick ★3

Comment to comic 5227 on 2019-04-23

my apple store clerk works part time as ... ★4

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

pwned libtrad!!!!!1! ★2

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-23

i may never sleep again

Comment to comic 5226 on 2019-04-22

i dont get the joke because i didn't loo... ★6

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

little known Jesus Fact™: jesus shat cho... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

...Who?

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

as someone currently running from zombie... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

heh, nailed

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

"Felt cute, might rise from the dead lat... ★8

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

Dad? ★3

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

A) Yes, i ate too much chocolate and the... ★4

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

as much as i'd like to be a stack of but... ★1

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

i would if halloween was celebrated in a... ★2

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

oddly specific ★3

Comment to comic 5225 on 2019-04-22

today i ate too much chocolate and then ... ★9

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-22

this implies that you wouldn't do it for...

Comment to comic 5224 on 2019-04-21

no 4/20 comic, Dave?

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

he was loitering, like the scum of socie...

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

pls bulli me ★1

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

you chose to see the notre dame at a baa... ★3

Comment to comic 5223 on 2019-04-20

haha, you have bad vision and are active... ★6

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-20

Thank you. Proudly bumps chest

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

yeah me too ★5

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

man i sure do hate it when people favour... ★2

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-19

have fun, and try not to die

Comment to comic 5222 on 2019-04-17

Isn't the word purebred ? ★9

Comment to comic 5221 on 2019-04-16

Actually last week i went to an escape r... ★6

Comment to comic 5220 on 2019-04-15

I-I don't...what? Why? Why is this today... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

missed opportunity to make the planet a ... ★2

Comment to comic 5218 on 2019-04-14

In all honesty, A. It's really incredibl...

Comment to comic 5217 on 2019-04-13

I'm confused about whether or not bowlin... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

ill tell my mum on you if you dont stop ... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-12

Registeel.

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

yeah and neither will the bowling ball d... ★2

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

It's not like she has the leeway to choo...

Comment to comic 5216 on 2019-04-10

Oof: fuck Dave and Rob now. Will Dave co... ★4

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

Dude, you seriously think we deserve bet... ★3

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-10

i'm in this comment and i don't like it

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

rolls away ★7

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

i'm not legally obligated to answer thes... ★6

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

that's a hard C from me, Jim

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Looks like Rob's got some beef with Dave... ★2

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

Also, are we actually doing this? Is dep...

Comment to comic 5215 on 2019-04-09

finally, a comic for those of us with fo... ★4

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-09

it's called hentai, and it's art ★3

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Probably guest week or genie week. Genie... ★1

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

lmao me too ★6

Comment to comic 5214 on 2019-04-08

Why is this what you choose to draw well... ★1

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

i mean, that baby's probably gonna have ... ★4

Comment to comic 5213 on 2019-04-08

B) I think I'm addicted to denying thing... ★4

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

that's a gamer moment ★4

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

You've finally reached the spam limit.

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

You've finally reached the spam limit. ★1

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

Of course he could be whiter. He could t...

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

sCREAMING

Comment to comic 5212 on 2019-04-06

...Goddammit, Dave. You're supposed to m... ★9

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

calm down dude ★1

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-06

the guy in the comic ★3

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

This comic needs a little more happiness...

Comment to comic 5211 on 2019-04-05

The wheels on that wheelchair are more e... ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-05

Cancer's easy to beat, my friend's alrea... ★18

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

B, that's why i usually skip it

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-03

dude i was literally just gonna comment ... ★3

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

Cancer-shirt needs to change his perspec... ★1

Comment to comic 5210 on 2019-04-03

dude you're turning into donny ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

Rejoice!

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

haha, gottem ★7

Comment to comic 5209 on 2019-04-02

That chair in the first panel is horribl... ★4

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-02

...I didn't get this joke at first becau... ★3

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

screaming with intense orgasmic pleasure... ★1

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-02

it's similar to undertale porn in that i... ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

does bruno mars is gay?

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Jeez man, that's always so sad. Have a v... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Ah, a lurker! Welcome to the dark side.

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

Wait hold on just a fuckin moment... was... ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

...please? ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

...april fools?

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

oh fuck you, you actually had me there ★2

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

omae wa mou shindeiru

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

why does my stomach hurt ★4

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

that's a gamer moment

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

What...what twisted thoughts were going ... ★8

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

gday ★2

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

Personally, I like IMHFC, CAS, and LOL_R... ★3

Comment to comic 5208 on 2019-04-01

dude looks like he's got a tumour ★5

Comment to comic 5207 on 2019-04-01

That's right. The Explosm boys know what... ★6

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-31

You're both at fault here, pal. We want ...

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

The comment have suddenly gone from like... ★9

Comment to comic 5206 on 2019-03-30

they were a hot mess

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

can i admit something i literally do not... ★8

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Apparently.

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

oof, politically burnt ★1

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

Panel 5: Oops, as it turns out both our ... ★4

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

...huh?

Comment to comic 5205 on 2019-03-29

I was here for, like, 2 of these guys. A... ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Seriously, who's flagging everything?

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

comment of the week, my friend ★8

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

i believe it's the 13th article ★2

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

Doesn't affect me? Why? Because I came f... ★6

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

Probably the fact that my 8GB of ram sti... ★1

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

All of us are different and anonymous, b... ★3

Comment to comic 5204 on 2019-03-27

That dog's clearly fake. A real dog woul... ★3

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

the pinata

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-27

me too thanks ★1

Comment to comic 5203 on 2019-03-26

I've been a pinata at one point, and I w... ★1

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

owos in weeb i'm not sorry

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-26

alas ★1

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

broke, peasant ★4

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

don't speak

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

Sorry I

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

YES YES YES YES

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

A! Honestly, so far, I've really liked r... ★2

Comment to comic 5201 on 2019-03-25

the fuckin kids' face in the last panel ... ★5

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

This...isn't the worst thing I've ever r... ★5

Comment to comic 5200 on 2019-03-24

E) I say 'What?' for the first three tim... ★1

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-22

I can't see all the replies to this. I t...

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

People with badges. Getting first is bar... ★3

Comment to comic 5199 on 2019-03-20

Ah yes, I like jam rolls as well. ★6

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-20

so they can eat it first ★3

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Oh, thanks!

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

Either A or C. I enjoy Pokemon more, but...

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

your school sounds great

Comment to comic 5197 on 2019-03-19

I-I don't...what? ★3

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

epsi ax

Comment to comic 5196 on 2019-03-19

haha lmao get it because like his head i... ★6

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

jesus that guy's shirt gets wet fast ★2

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

Rare Candy is so good that it raises you... ★2

Comment to comic 5195 on 2019-03-18

lmao same ★1

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

D. Definitely D.

Comment to comic 5194 on 2019-03-17

Why's blue-shirt look so angry in the fi... ★1

Comment to comic 5193 on 2019-03-15

yes, it is ★4

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

the term bishreksual is from a jacksfilm...

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

fucking roasted like a coffee bean ★4

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

I think you mean dials UN

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

no, not really

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

ah, i see you aren't a man of culture, t... ★2

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-15

the other day shrek decided he might wan... ★6

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

C, usually. Mainly remembering all the c... ★1

Comment to comic 5192 on 2019-03-13

I feel like Kris named new-officer-shirt... ★5

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

Our battle will be legendary!

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

can you be gone for longer please ★7

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

The objectively correct answer is C, bec... ★3

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

my clown dude needs to eat more fibre, t... ★3

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-13

but ps1 hagrid is iconic ★3

Comment to comic 5191 on 2019-03-12

if somebody doesn't make that clown thei...

Comment to comic 5189 on 2019-03-12

what the hell i never even saw this comi...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

i thought this was a haiku at first ★3

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-12

Probably bad wi-fi. I carry a charger so...

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

bold of you to assume i'm not a vampire ★2

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

you repeated the joke twice because nobo... ★4

Comment to comic 5190 on 2019-03-11

i've actually never seen a real clown so... ★4

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-11

If they aren't fuckin A i'll hunt you do... ★2

Comment to comic 5188 on 2019-03-09

She doesn't look disgusted in the last p... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-08

Be assimilated or leave. haha get it lik...

Comment to comic 5187 on 2019-03-08

...Sorry, Rob, but this is probably the ... ★2

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

in all honesty though, who tf asks that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

The worst feeling is when someone burns ... ★1

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

A vagina is just a negative penis. Basic... ★4

Comment to comic 5186 on 2019-03-06

haha yes

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-06

is it just me or is he calling the polic... ★1

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

yes i want them to see my awesome boner ★7

Comment to comic 5185 on 2019-03-05

tbh if i had an erection for longer than... ★1

Comment to comic 5184 on 2019-03-05

she looks like she skipped leg day ★1

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

I FIGURED IT OUT ★6

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

heh ★1

Comment to comic 5183 on 2019-03-04

I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I'm... ★1

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

Are you an onion? no seriously i have si... ★5

Comment to comic 5182 on 2019-03-03

THOT DETECTED ★1

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

What are you 'in' for? What exactly are ...

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

I like my women like I like my steak: de... ★4

Comment to comic 5181 on 2019-03-02

can confirm, offline I am a 51-year-old ... ★4

Comment to comic 5180 on 2019-02-27

until the fire nation attacked ★6

Comment to comic 5174 on 2019-02-26

I've just noticed how weird people's leg... ★2

Comment to comic 5179 on 2019-02-26

i mean yeah

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

and the holy spirit

Comment to comic 5178 on 2019-02-25

Well I mean at least they can spend less... ★2

Comment to comic 5177 on 2019-02-24

fuckin scam texts ★3

Comment to comic 5172 on 2019-02-22

It took me a while to get this one

Comment to comic 5176 on 2019-02-22

It looks like Phil's got some competitio...

Comment to comic 5175 on 2019-02-20

I'm it? I'm it! I AM IT! ★4

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

I'm going to write every one of my comme... ★1

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

dude that grandma's flat as a board like... ★4

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

Grandmas are either super nice or an ass...

Comment to comic 5167 on 2019-02-18

these are the sort of quality comments i... ★3

Comment to comic 5173 on 2019-02-18

It took me a lot longer than I'd like to... ★6

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

blue-shirt is best girl

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-18

indeed

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

THAT'S THE JOKE ★3

Comment to comic 5171 on 2019-02-16

i can relate to red-shirt ★4

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

honestly i'm just surprised you remember... ★1

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

Pfft, you think i have the capacity to l...

Comment to comic 5166 on 2019-02-15

in regards to my previous comment saying...

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

if i get 1 like ill confess to my crush ★4

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

i agree ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

goddammit stop being so wholesome i came... ★2

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

I had to spend ten days in hospital. See... ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

PICKPOCKET 100 ★1

Comment to comic 5170 on 2019-02-13

Really? I actually just got mine removed...

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

shove gravel in your dickhole ★3

Comment to comic 5169 on 2019-02-13

haha get it like 30% of his dick lmao ★2

Comment to comic 5168 on 2019-02-12

Oh wow, I didn't even notice this one. t... ★1

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12

Goddammit. Someone made the comic wholes... ★1

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12

nah, it's part of a copypasta

Comment to comic 5165 on 2019-02-12

Patient: Libtard Diagnosis: Rekt Extra N... ★3

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Oh yeah, whoops.

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

...?

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

Honestly though, wtf is up with her face...

Comment to comic 5164 on 2019-02-11

i dont understand the question ★1

Comment to comic 5163 on 2019-02-09

the sky lmao gottem xddd ★5

Comment to comic 5162 on 2019-02-06

how tf did that bird put on a coat ★3

Comment to comic 5161 on 2019-02-06

I think I'm missing the joke here, but i... ★10

Comment to comic 5160 on 2019-02-05

...Why exactly did the dad think there w... ★3

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-04

hey cool badge

Comment to comic 5159 on 2019-02-03

well he's not wrong

Comment to comic 5158 on 2019-02-03

A second C&H character named Larry? Perh... ★1

Comment to comic 5157 on 2019-02-02

I'd just like to point out that the comm... ★1

Comment to comic 5155 on 2019-01-30

Cyanide & Happiness: PETA approved! ★4

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Also apparently green-shirt has the abil... ★3

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Need to delete one of these. ★1

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Need to delete one of these. ★2

Comment to comic 5154 on 2019-01-28

Not gonna lie, not the punchline I was e... ★3

Comment to comic 5153 on 2019-01-28

There are many things I could comment, b... ★6

Comment to comic 5152 on 2019-01-26

what was rob on when he made this and wh... ★4

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

becky please

Comment to comic 5150 on 2019-01-25

when your girl invites you over for smas... ★6

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

People noticed my absence?! ★1

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Is it just me, or have the last couple c... ★7

Comment to comic 5149 on 2019-01-23

Nice.

Comment to comic 5138 on 2019-01-09

Jesus Christ, their swimsuits are ugly a... ★5

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

I know there's a joke to be made here, b... ★2

Comment to comic 5137 on 2019-01-09

felix is best girl ★2

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-09

Dude, you can just do that on command? ★4

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

I think that guy needs his spine checked... ★1

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-08

Revive it? It still has over 9 million m... ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-08

Depends on the mirror, to be honest.

Comment to comic 5136 on 2019-01-07

does anyone wanna join my christian mine... ★1

Comment to comic 5135 on 2019-01-07

Objects in mirror may be larger than the... ★5

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

*yat ★2

Comment to comic 5134 on 2019-01-07

Is it just me, or does the fact that Blu... ★1

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

show bobs and vagene ★6

Comment to comic 5133 on 2019-01-05

no, my innocence ★4

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

At Dorothy's? ★1

Comment to comic 5132 on 2019-01-04

"Pfft, don't you know that money can't b... ★6

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

that's the joke ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

It's now closer to 2020 than 1980! Feel ... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-02

I honestly have no idea how or why you d... ★2

Comment to comic 5131 on 2019-01-01

I know that that's supposed to be wine, ... ★4

Comment to comic 5130 on 2019-01-01

me irl ★1

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I knew someone would. ★2

Comment to comic 5129 on 2019-01-01

Solid pun. ★4

Comment to comic 5128 on 2019-01-01

I feel like favourites have become almos... ★6

Comment to comic 5125 on 2018-12-28

The tree looks like it's designed to han...

Comment to comic 5122 on 2018-12-26

But you skipped leg year. As in, skipped... ★3

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-24

I not only sort exclusively by hot, I al...

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-24

Ah, thanks!

Comment to comic 5124 on 2018-12-24

I don't understand the joke. Is this a r...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

Sure, where would you suggest I get one?...

Comment to comic 5123 on 2018-12-24

Ooh, subversion of expectation! That cau...

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Ever heard of mourning wood? ★3

Comment to comic 5120 on 2018-12-22

Light-blue-colour-that-I-don't-quite-kno...

Comment to comic 5119 on 2018-12-18

Okay, I call bullshit. How are you guys ... ★6

Comment to comic 5118 on 2018-12-18

That kid knows what's up. ★2

Comment to comic 5117 on 2018-12-18

Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle. Goo... ★4

Comment to comic 5114 on 2018-12-15

Did smug-shirt really just stand there f... ★1

Comment to comic 5113 on 2018-12-12

Well, I mean, it's unlikely that that co... ★3

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Good point. Obnoxious fanbases annoy me ... ★1

Comment to comic 5111 on 2018-12-10

goddammit kris ★4

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-10

Why do you think Fortnite's bad? I perso... ★1

Comment to comic 5109 on 2018-12-08

Who wears a backwards cap in this day an...

Comment to comic 5108 on 2018-12-07

Honestly, I'm surprised that Kris kept t... ★5

Comment to comic 5107 on 2018-12-07

i think i travelled through time

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-04

Thanks for clarifying, I was very scared...

Comment to comic 5106 on 2018-12-04

If he had messed with the left guy, ther... ★3

Comment to comic 5105 on 2018-12-04

i've been a vewwy naughty boy i need to ... ★3

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

Oh right, sorry.

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

he got killed because he swore, not on m... ★2

Comment to comic 5104 on 2018-12-02

You essentially just asked the same ques...

Comment to comic 5103 on 2018-12-01

More like Nebr ass ka, amirite fam

Comment to comic 5102 on 2018-11-30

Ah, it's Leo DeCap all over again ★4

Comment to comic 5101 on 2018-11-28

The last three comics have been pretty g... ★3

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

why does he have moobs on his back

Comment to comic 5098 on 2018-11-25

fuck you're fast

Comment to comic 2621 on 2018-11-24

wHo'S rEaDiNg In 2018!!!1!!!?

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Yes. Here: https://knowyourmeme.com/meme...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

(I can't reply to Mr. Thiccness, so I'm ...

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

I-I'M NOT FLAT!

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Your point?

Comment to comic 5097 on 2018-11-24

Greenshirt's got Slim? Guess he got past...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

what

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-24

...You called me big!

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Welcome!

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Probably just that they're a lurker. Mos...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Dude, I already have hypermetabolism. I ...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Did your face get hit by a truck? ...tha...

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-23

Ah, antijokes. You never fail to catch m... ★1

Comment to comic 5096 on 2018-11-21

"Infertile semen? What for?" "To colour ... ★5

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

drink an entire marijuana

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Rob fixed this comic: https://twitter.co... ★2

Comment to comic 5095 on 2018-11-21

Assuming that the twig underneath the tr...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

Not to mention that their arms and legs ...

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

*slash, whoopsadoodles

Comment to comic 5094 on 2018-11-20

I very much hope mask-shirt pronounced t...

Comment to comic 5093 on 2018-11-20

clever comment about the grammar mistake... ★2

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

But can you blame her?

Comment to comic 5092 on 2018-11-19

Pacemaker - RARE Level 4 Accessory +2 He...

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-19

"Can I look at your boobs?" "I don't kno... ★2

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-19

Preach that shit/

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-19

I'm thankful that we don't do Thanksgivi...

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

LM40 XD

Comment to comic 5091 on 2018-11-17

Plot twist: she actually said yes, but h... ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Ah, a fellow resident of the city of wil...

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Prove it. ★1

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

Thanks for linking it, I'm far too lazy....

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

what

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

$0.02 ★4

Comment to comic 5090 on 2018-11-16

This is the worst joke I've ever heard! ... ★7

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

Yes. ★2

Comment to comic 5089 on 2018-11-14

honestly what the hell is that face thou... ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

Because it takes a day to draw? ★1

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

biggest booty in the world alexander dam...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

I'll have you know, my IQ is at least 40... ★3

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-14

His pupils would disappear, and his iris...

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

Even his shirt looks pale.

Comment to comic 5088 on 2018-11-13

This is what first came to my mind as a ...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

i'll include you in the death count if y... ★5

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Oh yeah, and this too. https://www.reddi...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Hello, I'd like to bring this to your at... ★1

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-13

Yeah, he's frowning in the picture

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Fifth

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

I fist miners. They keep trying to grief...

Comment to comic 5087 on 2018-11-12

Can confirm Source: I'm the cocaine

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

I presume you conducted the research on ...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

No, he got boobs implanted onto his ches...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-12

Thank.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Your dads?

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I actually don't know what bronco means;...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Both of these answers are correct.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Both of these answers are correct.

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

Didn't your profile pic used to be a pon... ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

You're the worst kind of person

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I highly dislike Vegemite. I like Promit...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I used to cope very well without Dorothy... ★5

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-11

I'm on a laptop, bronco. ★3

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

your feelings are invalid

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

Says the dude who's clearly in the mafia...

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

So close. ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

Link for the clueless: https://www.youtu... ★1

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

Man, that guy's got huge boobs. I mean s... ★4

Comment to comic 5086 on 2018-11-10

You had three sentences to write, and so... ★4

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

Well then

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

Nope. I'm a teenager, don't dirty my chi...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

No, no, and I've tried. Idk. Maybe it's ...

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

The power of doing everything a spider c... ★1

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

who's the dude in your profile pic?

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

I dunno. I just like knowing people's re...

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

What's your profile pic? Is it just a st... ★3

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

Out of every side character you could be...

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

Ah yes, lmaoooo; Laughing my ass, or Oli... ★3

Comment to comic 5085 on 2018-11-10

I honestly don't have a joke to make for... ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Sure. I'm using ExplodingPenis's link fr...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

By the way, I don't know if this is just...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

The tenth of November?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

One time, I, too, thought outside of the...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Oof, I'm being bullied.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

It helps what?

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

thanks i hate it ★4

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

I assumed that the floor and ceiling are... ★4

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

That's like 90% of the comics.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

I'm too young and uneducated to even rem...

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

Try thinking outside the cylinder.

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-10

"Kris-shirt"

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

*telepatheist

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

On this site? Of course not. ★1

Comment to comic 5084 on 2018-11-09

I agree.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

Shouldn't you be preparing for retiremen... ★3

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

If you're looking for intellectual conve...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-09

Shouldn't you be studying?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Oh yeah, does anyone have the link to th...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Hey, you fixed it!

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Actually, yeah, I do. I'm kinda worried ...

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

my dad left at 4

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-07

Hey you. Yeah, you reading this. You're ... ★1

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Man, I know you probably won't see this,...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Kinda disappointed that "Explosm" couldn... ★1

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

I'm too embarrassed to say the actual ba... ★2

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

You should. It's good.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Same.

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

sniff

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Yeah, we know

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

*woooosh

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Like your overrated username?

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

Also, I'd just like to point out that th... ★3

Comment to comic 5081 on 2018-11-06

She's holding the wine glass in her righ... ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

So...is this a thing now?

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

Twice!

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

oop too late fuck ★2

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

I don't know what shota is and I'm afrai...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

i can't tell if this is sarcasm or not ★1

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-06

DKAJID JDASBCHJM HASDH UJY GBDBACUYDHJKU...

Comment to comic 5083 on 2018-11-06

i nearly failed no nut november but then... ★3

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

Actually it wasn't, that's just a coinci...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Can someone please explain kid-shirt's e...

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Indeed.

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Um, excuse me, he? Wow, I thought we wer... ★2

Comment to comic 5082 on 2018-11-05

Look, that's textbook mother-logic right...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

He's not crying. That's called blood.

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

ooft

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

ooft

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

More like stupid or awkwood cocomments i... ★4

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-05

My song of the week is the sweet sound o... ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

Does the @ symbol do anything on this si...

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

IT'S ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

DESTRUCTION: 100 ★2

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

No joke, I was considering writing this ... ★1

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

Green-shirt's looking directly at us in ... ★2

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

I rofl xddd epic gamer time'd at this

Comment to comic 5080 on 2018-11-04

Your comments are still getting flagged?...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Wait, there's a Discord server?

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

Oh. Huh.

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

I...honestly don't know what that badge ...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-04

I love the ISEER of it! (get it? because...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Wow, look at Richie Rich here with their... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

I already failed

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Thanks!

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Does anyone know how to graph the quadra...

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Really? It didn't when I flagged your co... ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

Yeah, I bet he's friends with Karen.

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

flawless logic ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-03

I'm 14 and reporting you. ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

Your comment is garbage, and so are you....

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

that idea up Is that okay? ★1

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

May I suggest that we just drink the oce... ★6

Comment to comic 5071 on 2018-11-02

Dogrothy ★3

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

Nyaa~~

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

gross

Comment to comic 5079 on 2018-11-02

cHRIST ALMIGHTY ★1

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

I love how Green-shirt's expression does...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-11-02

whooooaaaa duuuuude

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Rookie mistake ★6

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Just ignore them. Mine get flagged too.

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Freeze them, and throw them as hard as y... ★4

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I mean...is that normal?

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

C'mon, man. ★2

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

oh yeah i member that

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

Oh, np dude. Also, why are you apologisi...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I know that, dude, but look; where the g...

Comment to comic 5078 on 2018-10-31

I'm sorry, but...does that guy's dick ha...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Indeed.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Woooow, way to be ignorant of all the co...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Can I just say it outright, anyone who f... ★4

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

oh shit

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

That fucker was the mother of the sun.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

That fucker was the mother of the sun. ★1

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Mine goes away

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

i snorted at this ★2

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

Prove it.

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

I've never played the Binding of Isaac. ...

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

*Mum (reference: straya m8)

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

*two

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

the madlad actually did it

Comment to comic 5074 on 2018-10-30

This is the best comic in a while. Keep ... ★3

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Hey man, I already made a comment relati...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Use MS Paint! I used it, and look how my... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

oh fUCK YEAH ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

No, I mean people just having a good res... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Does anybody know some good, Christian p... ★1

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

So...it'd be okay if his head was squish...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

mum this scary man is cyborgbullying me ★3

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

Bub, your head shouldn't squish against ...

Comment to comic 5077 on 2018-10-29

God, buddy, get some braces.

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

What about it?

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

It has been an hour and this comment has...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

Sir, thou appear to be a dictionary. Can...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I honest to goodness cannot think of a g...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

I was two years old when that comic came...

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

You should change it to a picture of you... ★10

Comment to comic 5076 on 2018-10-28

New York fucks mothers?

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

I agree with this guy. Why does it matte... ★3

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Mine's already pretty scary

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-28

Happy birthday, BluerSonic! You're now o... ★1

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Well, to be fair...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Really? Huh. Had no idea.

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

He should've said, out loud, in a comple...

Comment to comic 5073 on 2018-10-27

That's cool, but why the hell would he p...

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

The tear duct isn't skeletal, therefore ... ★2

Comment to comic 5075 on 2018-10-27

Is this an alt account? I really hope no... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

HELL MAYBE!

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

Nice halloween profile pic.

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-27

If I were you, I wouldn't go out.

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I'm triggered that you're triggered that...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Good to see another fan of the walking f... ★2

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

...You remembered my nationality!

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Okay, pretty sure this guy is a troll by...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

blood starts coming out of mouth ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I mean...we kinda can, right? Just by sa...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

I second this.

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-26

Aaand someone flagged your comment. And ...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

pls stop bullying me im only 14

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

There's something strange in my neighbou...

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

I'd be scared if he poofed

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-24

Yes.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-24

How have you even heard a North Korean a... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

Also, I know I've said this before, but ... ★1

Comment to comic 5072 on 2018-10-24

...What lawn?! ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Here in Australia we use a measurement c... ★2

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

My nightmares never involve me dying, in...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Who's youj, and why don't they capitalis...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Correct.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I very much doubt that nobody's mentione...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I agree with this guy.

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

pls no my virgin eyes

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

I need to know whether or not they're fa...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

You know, using this gif we can probably...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

Which Michael Myers? I know which one yo... ★1

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

funny and original comment or scathing o...

Comment to comic 5070 on 2018-10-23

risky click of the day ★2

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Good joke. ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Understandable I suppose.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

He's a weapon from 2004.

Comment to comic 5069 on 2018-10-22

I mean, not gonna lie, that's a pretty s... ★1

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

...no, he isn't. ★2

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

No one's gonna jump on your bandwagon, C...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

Liberals? I'm fourteen and Australian. D... ★4

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

I'll attempt to think of a history refer... ★3

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-22

I remember that dude. Wonder what happen...

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

No matter how bad their leader is, no co... ★9

Comment to comic 5067 on 2018-10-21

He has a thumbonuclear missile. ★8

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-21

It's fine buddy. Just be like me; have e...

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

I walked under a ladder 2 years ago. On ... ★1

Comment to comic 5068 on 2018-10-21

Hey, you are slightly human after all!

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

Wow dude, some of us around here don't e... ★1

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

I know. But it gets kinda annoying when ...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-20

I've never seen you before in my life. ★3

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Welp, the comment section's full of unwe...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-19

Heh, you fuckin adults with your trouble...

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I'm male. So yes, obviously.

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I nominate Dorothy Zbornak, Tommygun2004... ★8

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

Bit of a leap, don'tcha think?

Comment to comic 5066 on 2018-10-17

I'm gonna be a sexy toilet paper mummy

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

same

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Frequently.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

you are what you eat ★3

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I hope you spill that coffee of yours on... ★3

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

More like Fatcula amirite teens dabs

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Um...sorry, how?

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

I disagree. This joke is good.

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Oh, the irony! ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-17

Jesus Christ, I hadn't noticed, but now ... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

Let's count the contributions this comme... ★1

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

When you are friend says they never like... ★4

Comment to comic 5065 on 2018-10-16

The Daveface Dracula is a hellish creatu... ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Now we're cooking with gas

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

Are you Astro? ★1

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16

wack

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-16

I don't know why, but my original interp...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-16

For me, down South is Antarctica!

Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-15

As soon as I read "discharge" I knew the...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Does anyone know where I can find a good... ★1

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

I may have a small dick, but I also have...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

*On an unrelated note

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

I don't believe there are any comics wit...

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15

I'll have you know my mammoth schlong co...

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

Why tf does the grave just have "Mom and... ★4

Comment to comic 5063 on 2018-10-15

...First.

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

I don't need to dress up for halloween, ...

Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-14

But isn't Johnson gay?

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-14

I'm on PC, doesn't look too bad here.

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-14

I was doing a music class and I had to p... ★2

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

I'd just like to say that temporarily ed...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

tELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Nah. It isn't necrophilia because Jesus ...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

You'd be surprised. This is not a joke.

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Yeah! You can become one! It's okay, but...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Victoria. I've never even seen a cane to...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Girl I'm gonna take my tiddly bits and m...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

It's been three hours. The comment time-...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Joke's on you, I have cousins in South A...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Oh, yeah? What state do you live in?

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Yeah, that's understandable I guess. It'... ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

I posted this comment at 1:19 PM, AEDT. ...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

I like it. ★1

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Well in Skyrim they drop wolf pelt and h...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

Is it just me, or have the comments been...

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-13

throwin shade

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

rawr nuzzles u xD

Comment to comic 5061 on 2018-10-12

I reckon it's okay. ★3

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I really wish there were a way to detect...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

The part where he's constantly acting we...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

You people don't know snow drives 5 hour...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

BUT IF THE EARTH IS FALT HOW CAN AUSTRAL...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Hey, it's Pyukumuku!

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

What does shid mean

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

RESTORATION 100

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I'm just informing the masses. Honestly,...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

The other day I jacked off to Minecraft ... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Unlike the earth

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

I mean...that's what I do during school,...

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

You...ordered a badge?

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

It says 3ood you actual stupid dumb ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

...SCHOOL?!

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-12

Oh yeah, random question, did anyone act... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Okay, who just went through and favourit... ★5

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

you fuckin americans

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

You mean Speech 100?

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

You know, I love Tweets. Love 'em. And m... ★2

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Is your Shift key broken, by chance?

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Not necessarily. What if the mirror is c...

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

We all started out that way. Some longer... ★1

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

The comic's good, but the kid's idea of ... ★4

Comment to comic 5060 on 2018-10-10

Frist!

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Who are you? ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I'm too lazy to finish my repl ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I like to randomly post comments that ar... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Wait, really? ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Are you guys on mobile or something? Ple... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

RIGHT?! ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

You're really loving the rpg, aren't you... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Fuck Karen ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Not my proudest fap ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I just posted a reply and refreshed the ... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Right?! The weirdest things get flagged.... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Well I mean the fact that the clock isn'... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Which is far too many people. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Same here. ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

By the way, obviously I was joking about... ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Great, now you've got me scrolling throu... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I'll have you know I also know far too m... ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

I mean...clearly Blue does. Did you read... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

You're* i aint sorry ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Would anyone care to have a long-winded ... ★2

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Welp, I'm neither female nor Californian... ★1

Comment to comic 5059 on 2018-10-10

Dave. I am 14. Stop pushing your unchris... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

reads out entire wikipedia article / ive... ★1

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-10

Explosm'spopularcomicseriesCyanide&Happi...

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

No, it's just...I'm 14.

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

Really? Fuck yeah.

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

This comment Trump is approved comic thi...

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

fucking "trouser mouse"

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

As a teenager I can tell you that as a c...

Comment to comic 5058 on 2018-10-09

That kid looks either pretty young, or h...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

More like fart it checks out gottem high... ★3

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

"I actually went to school" I mean...it'...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

His ass may be smart, but smart enough t...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

More like no fart it checks out amirite ... ★2

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Also Frampt, Scroont, and Jub Jub.

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

If used to be cuntboi. ★2

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

I challenge C&H to use this sound effect...

Comment to comic 5057 on 2018-10-08

Okay, first shlop, then spak and now tur...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Oh yeah, the doctor guy.

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

What if I'm female?

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

This comment is funny because Teacup's s... ★1

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Look at my pixelated face. Stare deep in... ★1

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

ha you fukin muricans with ur shitty hos...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

i was legit scared to click that link

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

My favourite porn star's name is Bendydi...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

oH tHaT's KiNkY ★3

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Actually, now that I think about it, per...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Don't think you can hide, fellas. We did... ★3

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

I don't know why, but of all the face is...

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

I get it. It's because, as part of the c... ★1

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Being real, I'd say it's probably the se... ★2

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

You think so? To me, spak sounds like mo... ★1

Comment to comic 5056 on 2018-10-07

Spak? Is this a new sound effect?

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

You had a comma at the end. Where were y...

Comment to comic 5055 on 2018-10-07

Indeed.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-07

Infinity War is the most ambitious cross... ★5

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-07

same

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I'm sorry...what do you mean, "doing an ... ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-06

I agree.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

M8o, I'm far too young to think Julie Bi...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Thank.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

Hey guys, take a gander at this: https:/... ★3

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

What, Scomo? Did you prefer Turnbull?

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-05

That's just wrong. If the sun's at the c... ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Flagged?! Who keeps flagging non-flagwor...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

I can't vote because I'm fourteen, but i...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

I'd prefer splurch but shlop works too.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Apparently.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

It's completely off topic, sorry for the... ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

normal?*

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Does anybody else here cringe internally...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Accurate. ★1

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

Oh, right. Thanks for clearing that up, ...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Ahem. Some of use are actually fourteen ...

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

It's good to see that innocent onomatopo... ★1

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

Also, why was this flagged?

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

For once, I agree with you.

Comment to comic 5054 on 2018-10-03

The joke is that this is how politics ma... ★1

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I second this.

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

No swearing on my Christian website. ★2

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

I know. I'm parodying people on social m... ★1

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

Thanks bud. I was v. confused.

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

So, as the Orochi I usually just dodge a...

Comment to comic 5053 on 2018-10-03

Somebody explain to me what Pyongyang sy...

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

oh hello there

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Yeah but like who doesn't though ★1

Comment to comic 5052 on 2018-10-03

Never seen that expression before. ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

Whereas it would've taken even less effo... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

I mean...I'd never heard it before this.... ★3

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

*just. I can't be bothered to delete and...

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-02

I'd be willing to bet that some of the r... ★1

Comment to comic 5051 on 2018-10-01

I've spent far too long sitting here try... ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

*Truly.

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Ha, you don't even know the etymology of...

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

It's hard to take you seriously when you... ★1

Comment to comic 5049 on 2018-10-01

I just realised this comic existed. How ... ★2

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

It's actually Stalin. ★1

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-10-01

Thank you for your helpful contribution ... ★2

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

Plot twist: The kid never actually had a... ★2

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

what

Comment to comic 5050 on 2018-09-30

I think I saw a joke like this on a Toms... ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-30

I've never seen you before.

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

i would leave a blank comment but i dont...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

This link doesn't work for me. ★1

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

exasperated sniff

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

I hate it when people

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

I hate it when people ask me if I'm a do... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-29

I legitimately think that some people ne... ★1

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-28

probably people who find it funny. Favou...

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

Do most cats do this? After I come back ... ★2

Comment to comic 5048 on 2018-09-28

I like both equally. Possibly cats a lil... ★1

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

fuckin rob stole my yiay answer

Comment to comic 5047 on 2018-09-26

Why does he look so disgusted in the fin... ★4

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

It only takes you ten minutes to think o... ★1

Comment to comic 5046 on 2018-09-26

That's...cool and all, but it doesn't re...

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

If God (with a capital G, you false Chri... ★1

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

I'm Australian, and I can confirm that o... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-25

hey lois

Comment to comic 5045 on 2018-09-25

Why's she look so blank in the first pan...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Does anyone else here scroll through old... ★3

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-24

OHH SHIT WE GOT A MADLAD FOLKS

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-24

...WELL?!

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-24

Sorry, but you replied to me, not Bayley...

Comment to comic 1039 on 2018-09-24

I need to know what hentai your avatar's...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2018-09-24

You never know, bud. Maybe he REALLY wan...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2018-09-24

You never know, bud. Maybe he REALLY wan...

Comment to comic 4316 on 2018-09-24

You never know, bud. Maybe he REALLY wan...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

I agree, we need a comic that talks abou...

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

...In a way that Simons my Cowells.

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

That really Simons my Cowells. ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-24

Real answer: No heckin idea

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-23

You're a snowflake. How do you get tatto... ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-23

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5044 on 2018-09-23

You know, if he got that tattooed on his...

Comment to comic 5043 on 2018-09-23

An hour isn't a measurement of length. T...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Oh shit, good observation! Take a meanin...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

Why's he holding his cane on a rocking c...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-23

PLOT TWIST: You forgot to bold "PLOT TWI...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

I mean...she did say "whatever you're in...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

The one by Rob at 11:57? Where the guy's...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

PLOT TWIST: But...that's your grave!

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

spat cookie over my mf keyboard

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

Why's she look so annoyed at this turn o...

Comment to comic 5042 on 2018-09-22

I believe this is the first time that ha...

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-22

Weird Rito porn has shown me otherwise

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-22

nYEH ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

I think you forgot a comma. Well, usuall... ★1

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

d'oh my brethren

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

i have two dads

Comment to comic 5041 on 2018-09-19

hey look, someone fatter than me

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18

my number is 4 ★1

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18

Yay! A good, clever comic! ★1

Comment to comic 5040 on 2018-09-18

But it doesn't make him first. ★1

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

The dude in black's hypocritical. He cle...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

They will become our overlords. However,...

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-18

Oh come on, you can't just say that and ...

Comment to comic 5039 on 2018-09-18

...Monday isn't chest day.

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

I legit didn't know the correct term. I ... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

me too

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

I wonder what the age range of the Explo...

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

Don't bodyshame...but also don't kinksha... ★1

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

stop bodyshaming her ★2

Comment to comic 5037 on 2018-09-16

why's she got a boner in panel 4

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

No, that sounds stupid. ★1

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

I quite honestly believe that this is ba...

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

Thank you! That's very kind. I don't thi...

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

please

Comment to comic 5038 on 2018-09-15

I can easily say, without a shadow of a ...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-15

Hey, 'member when the Explosm Comment De... ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-15

The problem with multiple flags is that ... ★1

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

I second that notion. ★2

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

Actually, that's just a random house. He... ★2

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-14

A bit late?

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

For anyone who doesn't get the joke, the...

Comment to comic 5036 on 2018-09-14

I've been inside a star. It was hot, and... ★2

Comment to comic 5035 on 2018-09-12

What's the joke here? Is this not normal... ★1

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

I legitimately can't think of anything u... ★4

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

Incorrect. Certain animes (animi?) are j...

Comment to comic 5034 on 2018-09-11

actually italian

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

fukkin burn

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Did you know that it's incorrect to end ... ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

pls everyone mum told me not to talk to ... ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

i protest

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

lol k

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

pls no im only 9 ★3

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Do you protest that?

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

Let's be real here: this whole debate is... ★2

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

i agree entirely ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-11

...yeah. Why? Are you stalking me, sera?...

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-10

"Happy birthday to you" I OBJECT ★1

Comment to comic 5033 on 2018-09-10

c'mon man

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

Goddamn it Sersoft, calling yourself Ser...

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

now i can't unsee it

Comment to comic 5032 on 2018-09-10

Now I'm imagining them staring tenderly ...

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

I love how when someone can't think of a... ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Obvious

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Or woman, thank you very much.

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Which mum? ★1

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-09

Can he put it in her what?!

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-08

He isn't the only one ;)

Comment to comic 5030 on 2018-09-08

The first time I looked at that I though... ★2

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

The site is as good as it always was. Th...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

that sarcasm or ★2

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

Yes. ★1

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-08

Indeed it does, Sherlock. Indeed it does...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Buddy, if you're afraid that your bulge ...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

eggs benedict ★1

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

YOU'RE TOO LOW

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Don't reply to him if you got an anime p...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

that sarcasm or

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Ahem. So...either you needed to say "a w...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

please don't call me a loser my self-est...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

What? Showing people your dick isn't a s...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Yeah I noticed that too. It's a Japanese...

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

Why does your English shaped weird. ★4

Comment to comic 5029 on 2018-09-05

You know what else is funny? The word 'm...

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Is cannabis legal in Australia?

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Yeah. He was a disgrace to the island.

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

thank

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

He ain't the only one boyo

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

Finally, you said something I agree with...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-04

it seems i've just been rekt

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-04

I hope that coffee isn't hot, because th...

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

Um, it's actually 6:13 in the morning. G...

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

I...nope.

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

whoa

Comment to comic 5028 on 2018-09-03

Or if it's 50 minutes past. Australia's ...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Can you stop?

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Oh, mine's a picture of myself 46 years ...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Thanks for changing your profile pic, yo...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

i think you're on the wrong website budd...

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

My mum has celiac disease, can relate

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Are you new?

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

Shaking my heading my head off?

Comment to comic 5027 on 2018-09-03

this isn't suicide it's fungicide I'll s... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

What would your punchline suggestion be?...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Myeh.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

You're pretty new, aren'tcha? Okay, let ... ★4

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-03

There's no need to format it like a form...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

So, did you just discover that face?

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

I do that without heroin though ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Nah, he's from Fat Jose's, the Mexican r...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

And...another thing...it's the British w... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

You must be fun at parties.

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

But...I like anime. Would you like me to...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Um...I'm Australian, too. But why would ... ★2

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

I'm not entirely sure myself, but I'm pr...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

What's with the random after every comme...

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Why?

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

Uhh...I mean...I can text from my iPad, ... ★1

Comment to comic 5026 on 2018-09-03

The joke is that she's on heroin, and th...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

thank

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

I don't mind it. It's a good subversion ...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

anakin stop panakin ★2

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

hA

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Is...this a reference to something?

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

No...they do. Blue and Green cast shadow...

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

My favourite part is how neither of them... ★2

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

Phil, The Prince of Eternal Torment.

Comment to comic 5025 on 2018-09-02

I want God to curtain me with his loving...

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

...I mean, yeah, but you don't have to r...

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

If vaginas were that spacious, sex would...

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

Probably similar to the way Ms Cloud did...

Comment to comic 5024 on 2018-09-01

What's the mother doing? Like, legit, sh...

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

i hope you know im joking sir

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

Who's Frogman?

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

you disgust me

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

I don't know what a (or who) dragonloli ... ★1

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

ill punch ur waifu anyday

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

Okay, NOW I call bullshit. Orange flavou...

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

Who's shoever? ★1

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

toasty

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

wack

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

yeet

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

fokin racist

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

Am I the only one here who's sad enough ... ★4

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

I bet there are some dub-watchers here. ...

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?! ★1

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-09-01

Nah.

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-08-31

GASP! He attacked his dakimakura ! Such ... ★3

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-08-31

...and?

Comment to comic 5023 on 2018-08-31

oh hello there, oh hello there.

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

I get the joke (you don't need to say it...

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Urban dictionary doesn't count. You inso...

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Spelling, not grammar.

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Is that, like, vomiting Clorox? ★3

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

Given that you think that a "merriam" is... ★1

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-31

when you can't think of a comment

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

fucking doo doo brother

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-28

Did you just have the audacity, as a Chr... ★2

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-28

Egad! An anime chick!

Comment to comic 5022 on 2018-08-28

*haired

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

She's thinking exasstentially.

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

I am aware of that. Your point?

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

r/eeeeeeeeeeee

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

I was, but then I realised how statistic...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Right? Like seriously Jesus, he literall...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

What if I'm cripplingly introverted? ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

I'm kinda happy these types of comments ... ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

is there something wrong with playing he...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

Hi, Phil?

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

i agree ★1

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-28

This comment is underappreciated ★1

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-28

Okay, everyone who wants to know what it...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

Dude. You need to put this on Reddit.

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

What about that time that he fisted a le...

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

Apparently not.

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

yo join the club

Comment to comic 5021 on 2018-08-27

I don't believe in girlfriends. ★2

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

What is it? ★1

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

Wow, someone's on their period.

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

If your heart is cold, then you are irre... ★2

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

I assume you would know from experience?...

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

You are physically unable to love if you...

Comment to comic 5020 on 2018-08-27

that'll show him

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-27

Buddy, nobody's forcing us.

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Okay, here's a real fun fact: Statistica... ★1

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

oh yeah and also his mouth isn't open. A...

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Fun fact: Green-shirt in panel one doesn... ★1

Comment to comic 5019 on 2018-08-26

Luckily, we aren't in Heck! Or at least,...

Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-08-26

Two months, and I'm still waiting.

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-26

I'm not a Hagrid, Pinkie Poo, I'm just D...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-26

i still know nothing about mormons and a... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Well, ya beg for a badge and that's what...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

Nah, just an avid Pokemon fan. I don't t...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

I mean, Scorpion's white in the games, s...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-26

What? He just...made a baby? Dude, that'...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

s w a m p y t w a t m u f f i n

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Pinned 'ya, geek! ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

A CLEVER did i dun it right

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Hmm. That has a lot more reasoning than ...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Oh shit! Hope you got 250 Pokedollars, F...

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

What the... opens new tab ... searches u... ★3

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

I want my dad to come back, but he never... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Ooh, my turn! Go stick your malformed go... ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

A question in relation to your username....

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

nose exhale ★1

Comment to comic 5018 on 2018-08-25

Um, that's what guns are for. ★1

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Amirite?

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

oh noes

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Question. You are a stuffed pickle. Wher...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-25

Wow, an actual helpful comment that does...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Him? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

...you've never made a choice?

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Ninjas, FUCK!

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

i feel like the only reason you comment ...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Obviously because babies are evil and as...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

apparently not

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Incorrect! 'Nothing' is 'nothing.' 'Good... ★3

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

Nobody's sitting on him though. So, he i...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

maybe ninjas do exist in the present but...

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

...I get it.

Comment to comic 5017 on 2018-08-22

hey cool it's brian

Comment to comic 5016 on 2018-08-22

Isn't that kinda contradictory?

Comment to comic 628 on 2018-08-22

It's froglike, actually. ★1

Comment to comic 628 on 2018-08-22

ALL the starters can be used effectively... ★2

Comment to comic 628 on 2018-08-22

Charmander against Articuno is actually ...

Comment to comic 628 on 2018-08-22

I WILL fight you on this.

Comment to comic 5016 on 2018-08-22

I'm a little too antisocial for that.

Comment to comic 5016 on 2018-08-22

I identify with that man, except instead... ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-22

Just the other day I was goshed to Crap....

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

So, he's been darned to Heck? That's not... ★2

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

God almighty. Devon, you need a burn hea... ★1

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

nobody truly understands the badge ★3

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

Is that a new badge?

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-21

No, but there's one thing I've always be...

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

GOLLY GEE!

Comment to comic 5015 on 2018-08-20

Yay! We had an impact! ★1

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

You are a wise, but not cool, person.

Comment to comic 5014 on 2018-08-20

"What's this behind your ear? It's a hea... ★1

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-20

That's a reality, not a joke.

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

I...no. No, it's the opposite of winning...

Comment to comic 5013 on 2018-08-19

What's the joke in this one?

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

wot u say 2 me m8o

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

I would reply with more donuts but I can...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

Instead of whiskey, can I get teleporter...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

It would've been slightly less cringy if... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-19

Maybe I'll check it out at some point

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-19

don't call me a fucking silly or i'll fu... ★3

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

Heck explodes

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

i hope i wasted someone's time ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

Simpsons has done 90% of the stuff the h... ★1

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

AHAHAHSHAHHASDBJHDAJBCMHAVJDBJHK

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

Sick burn. Or should I say... SOCK BURN?...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

wE aRe AlL aLrEaDy In HeLl If YoU tHiNk ... ★3

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

Heck is nowhere near as bad as Hell. But...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

I mean, that depends on how long you've ...

Comment to comic 5012 on 2018-08-18

See in the Bible passage Leviticus 19:20...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

yo watch yo langwing

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

Lesson to everyone: Don't make your bot ... ★1

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-18

I love the Pokemon games, but I never wa...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

That's two comics in like eight hours. Y...

Comment to comic 5010 on 2018-08-15

He'd be better as a chef.

Comment to comic 5011 on 2018-08-15

Good, you made up for it! Good job, guys...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

I'm so confused. What's this comment cha...

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

C'mon man. Stop acting so entitled for a... ★3

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

THIS PERSON SPEAKS THE TRUTH! Kind of an... ★2

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-15

Yeah, we thought something was going on.... ★1

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Actually, I'm a pansexual poly-gender am... ★1

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

That's because you're infused with Cheet... ★2

Comment to comic 5009 on 2018-08-14

Didn't the whole tide pod thing end like...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Are you honestly saying that if you were... ★4

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Wow, this comment section is filling up!...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Not necessarily. Are you honestly saying... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Wow. Kids can be assholes. My generation...

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

Okay guys, let's stop bashing them. Even... ★5

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-14

preach that shit

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

shoots self ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

IT'S A LEAP DAY! NOTHING HAS CONSEQUENCE... ★1

Comment to comic 5008 on 2018-08-13

at least you're lucky enough to have a f... ★1

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Not Australia. Everything's upside-down,... ★2

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

Easy! Pull on his/her dick. ★2

Comment to comic 5007 on 2018-08-11

LUCKLY UR CANCER HAS AIDS ★3

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

Yeah, I saw that too. Tune in next time ...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

Why is your name a parody of a character...

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

It's the same thing.

Comment to comic 5005 on 2018-08-08

r/technology

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

I do not have Down's.

Comment to comic 5004 on 2018-08-08

I don't blame Dan. Interacting with chil... ★1

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

This is so sad, Despacito, play Alexa 2

Comment to comic 5003 on 2018-08-07

amirite

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

It's complicated. ★1

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

This guy reminds me of myself, except he...

Comment to comic 5002 on 2018-08-06

Somebody blew up this giant bomb, and th...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

I love how you didn't, but also did

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

This man/woman/apache assault helicopter... ★1

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

I'm an Atheist, but I don't fear any god...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

who ever knows

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

If God's real, why did He let Mr Trump e... ★2

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

get outta here with your space-time warp...

Comment to comic 5001 on 2018-08-05

Given that the 'father' is dressed as an...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Does the Ditto have a Growlithe to base ...

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-04

Yes, but I rounded down. ★1

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

People are leaving. It's sad.

Comment to comic 5000 on 2018-08-01

Halfway to ten thousand, guys! If you gu...

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

HOW DARE YOU! WHAT ABOUT MARY MAGDALENE,...

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

Nah. Australian accents are greatly exag... ★1

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

Large size.

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

Here in Australia we can buy a barbecue ...

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

i am so, so sorry everyone ★1

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

My mother makes $15.01 an hour working i...

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

61494 already commented this. ★1

Comment to comic 4999 on 2018-08-01

Okay, this is actually good. First comic... ★1

Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-01

I really hope the misspelling of Rob's l... ★1

Comment to comic 4998 on 2018-08-01

And yet, the kid hasn't grown in nine mo...

Comment to comic 4997 on 2018-08-01

like a good woman

Comment to comic 4997 on 2018-07-30

He knew too much. Wake up, sheeple.

Comment to comic 4995 on 2018-07-30

I don't have a joke or comment for this ...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Reply to Common American Snowflake...I'm...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Let's be honest, there is a zero percent... ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Aaand there he is! Was wondering where y...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

is it you

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Wow, there are people on this site who a...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

This is mean! I can't reply to you!

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

A normal high school, in which they teac... ★3

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

YouTuber: no ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

clicks video ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

IS JIM ACTUALLY THE FLASH???!!?!??!?1! {... ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Fucking...you made me laugh and I spille... ★3

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

On an unrelated note, my favourite thing... ★3

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

I actually saw it in a Jacksfilms video.... ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

More likely, they get inspiration from e...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

You know, now they wont, just because yo...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

He was going to slap the kid. But, as vi...

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

*been prevented. Tsk. ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Thriced ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

Twiced ★1

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

your avatar frightens me ★2

Comment to comic 4994 on 2018-07-29

It isn't a working switch. Jim put it th... ★1

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

I sure do hate children ★1

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Go fuck a pineapple ★1

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Hung like a horse lmao rofl xdddddddddd

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

i keep screaming but god wont answer

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

My friend actually d'raound'd a week ago...

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Whom'st'd've cared? Presumably the suici...

Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27

Doesn't everyone love gallows humour?

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

So do more signs make more friends?

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

Does that mean that beer is better than ... ★1

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

At least you apologised. Maybe Satan wil... ★1

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

OOOH WE GOT A BURN ★1

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

Red-shirt is an pussy slayer. Stop doubt... ★2

Comment to comic 4989 on 2018-07-25

I'm red-shirt, minus all that pesky char... ★1

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-25

Correct. That is how time works. If you ... ★2

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-25

*your

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-25

No. Like a picture that is taken of you ...

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

I am not Sherlock. I am DaConnaTwuk. My ... ★1

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

Correct. I am not Captain Obvious. I sim... ★1

Comment to comic 4991 on 2018-07-24

The joke is that commitment is the scary...

Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-24

I think the majority of things are.

Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-24

I prefer Syan-eyed and Happy Ness.

Comment to comic 4988 on 2018-07-23

This would've been better if panels 1 & ... ★1

Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-23

That's the wrong answer.

Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-23

Zoinks.

Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-23

Well then. What country do you live in t...

Comment to comic 4990 on 2018-07-23

I think the reason you're repeatedly fir...

Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-20

Of course not, Canada's not even real. ★1

Comment to comic 4987 on 2018-07-20

I have a confession, this is my fetish.

Comment to comic 4985 on 2018-07-18

Plural dads or singular dad?

Comment to comic 4986 on 2018-07-18

Where I'm form it's winter, get fucked. ...

Comment to comic 4986 on 2018-07-18

Guh indeed.

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-18

Fun fact #4983: There is a version of th... ★2

Comment to comic 4985 on 2018-07-18

i have 2 dads

Comment to comic 4985 on 2018-07-18

Not true. I was looking at Playboy years...

Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17

DRAMA! ★1

Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17

I enjoy randomly fighting with people on... ★2

Comment to comic 4984 on 2018-07-17

Oh my god, I'm stealing the phrase "why ... ★1

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

Ah okay, thank you for the advice.

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

Formatting error. I wanted to say, (aste...

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

you're you're Ha, you got twiced.

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

Fist!

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-17

good one

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-15

because you'RE A FUCKING OOMPA-LOOMPA YO... ★2

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-15

And all his menstruation is in the toile...

Comment to comic 4983 on 2018-07-15

Christ, his dickhole must be huge. I'd l... ★3

Comment to comic 4982 on 2018-07-15

Day 3: Still no comic. Is something goin... ★1

Comment to comic 4982 on 2018-07-15

During the explosion? ★1

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

That's debatable. ★1

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

A random poll: When you think of a "Cyan...

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

im so very lonely

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

gettin flagged for days boyyys

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

hell yes i got flagged

Comment to comic 4981 on 2018-07-13

autistic and lesbian

Comment to comic 4979 on 2018-07-11

Clever. This is the wholesome content I ...

Comment to comic 4978 on 2018-07-09

I feel like I should make a sunglasses-r... ★1

Comment to comic 4977 on 2018-07-09

I'm orange-shirt in this comic. People r...

Comment to comic 4976 on 2018-07-07

Puns.

Comment to comic 4975 on 2018-07-07

Psh, men, amirite?

Comment to comic 4974 on 2018-07-04

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2018-07-04

That's the same comic.

Comment to comic 4743 on 2018-07-04

Same. Earth-chan is hot. ★2

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

Fuck ewe. ★2

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

Y'know, that doesn't look like the infin...

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

I am. ★2

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

I realise this is a bit out of left fiel... ★1

Comment to comic 4973 on 2018-07-04

My favourite sex position is 1, because ... ★3

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-01

YES.

Comment to comic 4972 on 2018-07-01

One time I didn't shower for 13.8 billio...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

I reckon they should just slap "depressi...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

Just pointing out, your pic looks like f...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

*alfred ★1

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

sir if thats a child molester joke i wil...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

If 8 = D, then does that mean that 80081...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

im sorry fam but the comma after mean is...

Comment to comic 4002 on 2018-07-01

Holy shit, I can't understand if that's ...

Comment to comic 268 on 2018-07-01

Except that the smallest one is roughly ... ★1

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-07-01

I tried this and all I got was a boner. ... ★3

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-07-01

Not seeing something is not concrete pro...

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-07-01

no but like who would force Daredevil in...

Comment to comic 1840 on 2018-07-01

Everyone hates you for that comment.

Comment to comic 1840 on 2018-07-01

Mayhaps they're both.

Comment to comic 1218 on 2018-07-01

Twice.

Comment to comic 1218 on 2018-07-01

Fuck, Not a Grammar Nazi already did thi...

Comment to comic 1218 on 2018-07-01

fuck

Comment to comic 1218 on 2018-07-01

All that did was open up the Google Chro...

Comment to comic 1218 on 2018-07-01

Not really.

Comment to comic 3520 on 2018-07-01

TARDIS: Time and relative dimension in s... ★1

Comment to comic 109 on 2018-07-01

Oh did you know virginities are emotiona...

Comment to comic 109 on 2018-07-01

...The green?

Comment to comic 109 on 2018-07-01

His...his alcohol addiction is abusive? ...

Comment to comic 118 on 2018-07-01

Look m8o, liars aren't funny.

Comment to comic 118 on 2018-07-01

I clicked and nothing happened. Sad. ★1

Comment to comic 3712 on 2018-07-01

Why specifically FireRed and SoulSilver?... ★1

Comment to comic 3712 on 2018-07-01

I READ COMMENTS BECAUSE I GODDAMN WANT T... ★1

Comment to comic 3712 on 2018-07-01

Making? You bought the tickets, morons! ★1

Comment to comic 1813 on 2018-07-01

but then his dick be tiny ★1

Comment to comic 1813 on 2018-07-01

So he needed to get through keyholes to ...

Comment to comic 1569 on 2018-07-01

*their

Comment to comic 1569 on 2018-07-01

you can tell because of her beady little...

Comment to comic 1569 on 2018-07-01

The one on the right is the only one tha... ★1

Comment to comic 857 on 2018-07-01

Fuckin...he thought his picture of boobs...

Comment to comic 4148 on 2018-07-01

I was legit writing this as a joke. Then...

Comment to comic 4148 on 2018-07-01

Jeez. That guy looks like he saw a famil...

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-07-01

You can do that with feathers, if you be... ★1

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-07-01

*dank web

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-07-01

Dark web.

Comment to comic 4970 on 2018-07-01

Why is that bed so high? Like, it goes u...

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Screaming with diacritics is not smart.

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30

No, I'm just the thrifty nifty first fur...

Comment to comic 4274 on 2018-06-30

donates 4 cents ★1

Comment to comic 4274 on 2018-06-30

I actually think Dave's the best. Also, ... ★1

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-06-30

The joke is that that man is not lucky, ... ★3

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-06-30

It's more of a gif. Speaking of, 'gif' o...

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-06-30

if you rearrange my last comment than u ... ★1

Comment to comic 4926 on 2018-06-30

That joke is far too complex. ★2

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

*drown it, peeing on a fly doesn't drown...

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Alternatively, pee on it to drown and en...

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Nah, that just makes for one energetic r...

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30

This is a little too relatable for me, t... ★1

Comment to comic 4969 on 2018-06-30

fist

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

The dog spends its entire life trapped i...

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

HaAHAhahaaHAahahHAHAHhaaHAhHA

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30

Well actually it was a dessert pizza. It... ★1

Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-27

That is hands-down the saddest animal I'... ★1

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

I'll touch your nixon anytime ;););) ★1

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

Nah what happened was the breath he exha...

Comment to comic 4967 on 2018-06-27

Plot Twist "I'm talking about you , my c...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

Counting rhythms like wars to the drum o... ★1

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

I think we all know what you mean. I fai...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

fuck ewe

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

I guess you could say he was stopping th...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

That is to say, it covers the white part...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

I think his quadruple-chin just covers i...

Comment to comic 4966 on 2018-06-25

Assuming blue-shirt and orange-shirt fro...

Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-25

Why all. The unnecessary. Full stops.

Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-25

*on i hate myself

Comment to comic 1089 on 2018-06-23

It could've ended by green shirt saying ...

Comment to comic 1005 on 2018-06-23

u fukin wot m8

Comment to comic 1005 on 2018-06-23

the hell's a taquito

Comment to comic 1005 on 2018-06-23

Tomatoes

Comment to comic 1005 on 2018-06-23

I can confirm.

Comment to comic 519 on 2018-06-23

The joke is that "she was dressed very p...

Comment to comic 3852 on 2018-06-23

It's significant that this isn't Johnson... ★4

Comment to comic 4150 on 2018-06-23

He probably did, and woke up again.

Comment to comic 4150 on 2018-06-23

Nah, apart from the chilli, it's pretty ...

Comment to comic 3780 on 2018-06-23

That and Suicune.

Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-23

no f u

Comment to comic 4965 on 2018-06-23

"Dinner" is "cena" in Italian. Fun fact ... ★1

Comment to comic 3189 on 2018-06-23

me 2

Comment to comic 2672 on 2018-06-23

It's probably icing. Who would take the ...

Comment to comic 2672 on 2018-06-23

too far

Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-06-23

I can't really see the joke in this comi...

Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-06-23

test

Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-06-23

'test'

Comment to comic 3724 on 2018-06-23

Probably similarly to how a white shirt ...

Comment to comic 179 on 2018-06-23

I don't think that's legal outside of Ca...

Comment to comic 180 on 2018-06-23

I just realised I forgot to put a questi...

Comment to comic 180 on 2018-06-23

So does A.E. just randomly visit people'... ★1

Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-06-23

You're a pride-less lion? ★1

Comment to comic 4397 on 2018-06-23

I don't really care. Then again, I'm a s...

Comment to comic 4397 on 2018-06-23

Sitting down all the fuckin way

Comment to comic 4397 on 2018-06-23

I have problems.

Comment to comic 4397 on 2018-06-23

I love it when people randomly attack ot... ★1

Comment to comic 4397 on 2018-06-23

*your ★1

Comment to comic 3324 on 2018-06-23

just like my hero, Mario!

Comment to comic 2150 on 2018-06-23

There's another one where it's set in a ...

Comment to comic 4963 on 2018-06-22

What sort of shitty first line is that? ...

Comment to comic 3945 on 2018-06-22

*inbreds

Comment to comic 2764 on 2018-06-22

For some reason my comment uploaded itse...

Comment to comic 2764 on 2018-06-22

I would pay good money for that. GOOD mo... ★3

Comment to comic 2764 on 2018-06-22

I would pay good money for that. GOOD mo...

Comment to comic 2764 on 2018-06-22

I would pay good money for that. GOOD mo...

Comment to comic 15 on 2018-06-20

I dunno why, but I always thought this w... ★2

Comment to comic 174 on 2018-06-20

In my opinion, this is Dave's worst comi... ★1

Comment to comic 174 on 2018-06-20

"*given that" i truly hate myself

Comment to comic 410 on 2018-06-20

Johnson: origins ★2

Comment to comic 410 on 2018-06-20

fuck you ★1

Comment to comic 3419 on 2018-06-20

I beg to differ.

Comment to comic 3419 on 2018-06-20

Well you see, it's a play on words. For ...

Comment to comic 2161 on 2018-06-20

...OHHHHH. I just got it. Yay.

Comment to comic 2161 on 2018-06-20

*however ★2

Comment to comic 4573 on 2018-06-20

That's a lie. It's a well-known fact tha...

Comment to comic 4573 on 2018-06-20

And you're a judgemental dick!

Comment to comic 4960 on 2018-06-20

People are losing interest in Explosm. S...

Comment to comic 4739 on 2018-06-20

Reminds me of the Paper Mario games. Gre... ★1

Comment to comic 2378 on 2018-06-20

*YoUr

Comment to comic 2378 on 2018-06-20

dOn'T lEt YoU'r DrEaMs Be DrEaMs

Comment to comic 2378 on 2018-06-20

I can't stop laughing at this, because I... ★3

Comment to comic 2377 on 2018-06-20

But chances are, if green-shirt had boug... ★1

Comment to comic 2377 on 2018-06-20

My name is similar to Connie, and this o...

Comment to comic 1115 on 2018-06-20

But doesn't a hitman kill people, which ... ★1

Comment to comic 3238 on 2018-06-20

The sixth panel would be fabulous out-of... ★1

Comment to comic 4959 on 2018-06-20

I was gonna tell a joke about sodium, bu...

Comment to comic 4803 on 2018-06-18

Dad, what's a fetish?

Comment to comic 4803 on 2018-06-18

That's a reference to another comic I th...

Comment to comic 4803 on 2018-06-18

Yes. Approximately twice as much.

Comment to comic 2351 on 2018-06-18

Can I just be a bigot for a little bit? ...

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

You should just be more happy.

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

Korea? More like SOUTH RUSSIA!

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

I was contemplating adding "but not by m...

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

Alas, you shall be missed.

Comment to comic 4958 on 2018-06-18

Depressed? More like...more like undress...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2018-06-18

...and?

Comment to comic 4592 on 2018-06-18

It annoys me that the internet assumes y...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2018-06-18

me + being within 100 yards of me = me c... ★1

Comment to comic 4592 on 2018-06-18

I swear, you're like the overseer of the...

Comment to comic 4592 on 2018-06-18

There would two possible outcomes to tha...

Comment to comic 4614 on 2018-06-18

how do you fuckin know when i was born

Comment to comic 4217 on 2018-06-18

...but 2kewl4skewl DIDN'T dispute. He in...

Comment to comic 4217 on 2018-06-18

So you go around, complaining about gram...

Comment to comic 4035 on 2018-06-18

iM a WhAt? ★2

Comment to comic 2547 on 2018-06-18

Also, I don't think that "yer" works in ...

Comment to comic 3732 on 2018-06-18

like if your reading in 1974 ★1

Comment to comic 2608 on 2018-06-18

It's frankly quite hard to resist. ★1

Comment to comic 2166 on 2018-06-18

But what if the fridge contained the C4,...

Comment to comic 762 on 2018-06-18

No, sir, you are looking down. ★3

Comment to comic 4571 on 2018-06-18

A saddeningly accurate portrayal of many... ★4

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-13

i'M bLiNd YoU aSsHoLe

Comment to comic 4953 on 2018-06-13

I think he meant the part where you offe... ★1

Comment to comic 4734 on 2018-06-04

someone get a burn heal ★1

Comment to comic 4500 on 2018-06-04

*grammar

Comment to comic 3577 on 2018-06-04

It's hard to take you seriously with a n... ★4

Comment to comic 3705 on 2018-06-04

Because they sometimes come at a reduced... ★2

Comment to comic 3705 on 2018-06-04

because life is suffering(TM)

Comment to comic 4946 on 2018-06-02

yo that log has some wood

Comment to comic 4945 on 2018-06-02

Hey does anyone wanna play Fortnite? I o...

Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29

Chug-chug on my dick

Comment to comic 4944 on 2018-05-29

so did you like puke on him or something...

Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-29

That may be so, but you gotta include di...

Comment to comic 1864 on 2018-05-27

How did the hot dog stay in the bun?

Comment to comic 1534 on 2018-05-27

New challenge! YouTubers, get on it! ★2

Comment to comic 2849 on 2018-05-27

*That's right, our...

Comment to comic 2849 on 2018-05-27

That's right our calendar doesn't have t...

Comment to comic 2849 on 2018-05-27

I'm Australian, and this is offensive. S... ★1

Comment to comic 4942 on 2018-05-27

I honestly can't tell what gender the pe... ★3

Comment to comic 3803 on 2018-05-27

Wait, Jim has a daughter?

Comment to comic 2686 on 2018-05-27

After this, Jim's shirt became stained w...

Comment to comic 4941 on 2018-05-26

the roof ★1

Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23

I enjoy starting random flame wars for n... ★1

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22

sir calm down i was only joking dont hur... ★2

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

That's the worst-drawn butt i've seen in...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

That is the single worst-drawn butt i've...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

That is the single worst-drawn butt i've...

Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-21

That is the single worst-drawn butt i've...

Comment to comic 4456 on 2018-05-20

Did we just witness Blue-shirt evolve fe... ★1

Comment to comic 4452 on 2018-05-20

An accurate depiction.

Comment to comic 4147 on 2018-05-20

That's quite good writing for a five-yea...

Comment to comic 4114 on 2018-05-20

I don't get the joke. Is this not normal... ★4

Comment to comic 4045 on 2018-05-18

Why do people keep saying that Jesus was... ★7

Comment to comic 4035 on 2018-05-18

"But I'm just Harry!"

Comment to comic 3267 on 2018-05-15

Um, I don't get the joke. Is this not no... ★4

Comment to comic 3267 on 2018-05-15

Um, I don't get the joke. Is this not no...

Comment to comic 3267 on 2018-05-15

Um, I don't get the joke. Is this not no...

Comment to comic 4923 on 2018-05-07

I hope the next week is Chase Week 2: Th... ★5