comments by DEATHWING

DEATHWING (embarrasses himself)
909 comments (2016-07-06 – 2017-01-18) to 91 comics
103 likes received

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Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
We have cookies!
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
The fucking president
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18
JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB!!!
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03
"We need to teach kids that divorce is t...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-31
Autocorrect back at it again with the pl...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-31
5 y o minecrafters detector ACTIVATED
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31
ikr?
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31
Can't wait for him to go extinct.
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
I'm supposed to be at the gym, but this ...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
Furry alert
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
They go to hammer-space, the infinite di... ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
It's not a black hole tho
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
Still better than "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
KK02 would return first...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
Lol It looks gay
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27
He forgot to try and escape. It's just a...
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24
Is it KK02? ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-24
feelthebern ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Never gonna give you up..... Kill me now... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
The electoral college removed the elect ... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
F Citations missing ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
...totally ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
And killed the baby!!! ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Or I could play Watch_Dogs and hack teh ... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Reminds me of the time this kid Kevin go... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
What community? ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
I'll fire up my gas shower then. Can't f... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Don't kik me in the dick! ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
KYS plz ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
try deleting system 32 ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Hey, at least I didn't add the part wher... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
Same. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
actually fitting music, provided by vari... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
g) me. I find new ways to insult Noodle ... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
What's the difference between Noodle and... ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23
/r/tifu Today I Fucked up by Killing a B... ★3
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
Makes for great jokes
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
You have activated my trap card. Now I p...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
it freezes the blood in the penis for 4h... ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
or maybe yeah...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
in plays, the action is either like this...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
Fun Fact, I yell something offensive bef...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION....
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
I A M O N P C :(((((((((((((((((((((((((...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
some idiodic "evil" laughs go like ahaha...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
"Respected" like ME!
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
ME ALSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
ME ALSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
This reminds me of the time Romeo called...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
it's a real thing
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
The toxic white leech, found in australi...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
take it up the ass
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
it does, in meiosis the chromosomes swit...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
10/10 grammar
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
KK02 and me did ★1
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
no shit, fag kys
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
git dunkd, son
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
lolololololololol
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
"UM" IZ NUT A WOORD!!!!!!111
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
KK02 and me made that "oh, new shiposter...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
I'm sometimes back...
Comment to comic 4497 on 2016-12-21
buy World of Warcraft Legion
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21
That's for freezing the jizz to eat late...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
btw, is down syndrome an STD?
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
I better take the cap off of this bottle...
Comment to comic 4494 on 2016-12-19
These comments are still cancer.
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09
"The same way you did to your cousin?"
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30
What? Is this a reference to the culling...
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
kids can't bake ★1
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
rip savage
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
git flagd, son
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
i flagged noodle
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24
He's standing so close he could just sta...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-21
Dix out for harambe
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
Actually, it's hoboculling
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
9/11 joke. Lol Not funny? ★1
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
I can kill you so nobody has to look at ...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21
First to realize he could've just gotten...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Straight? I guess? There's never a girl ... ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
And favorited?
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
And then I flagged you...
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
GGWP
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
That was a gud gaem
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Video game characters
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Nood-gay is back. Boooooo!!
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
9 year old NEEERRRDDD
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Always
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Ew, no headphones ★1
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
How did he even get to the doctor?
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
Ew, fuck off, Asian prostitute
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20
What? How? Why? This is why you don't ta...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Donald Trump's invited. And Hillary Clin...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
see-tech-light
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
The only good commenter. Seeing as Chek ...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
*two
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
*spel
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I'm dead. No really, Hillary gave me pne...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
I once knew a guy who dabbed 24/7. He go...
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19
Marvel:Deadpool DC:Deadpool Deadpool:Dea...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-19
Lol. Porn
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
I like condoms, they give best saftey.
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Saftey
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
Y'all get free flags
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
/r/roasted
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
U black?
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
As real as pixels in a game can get.
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
They're real
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
/r/fml
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
the only reason the officer isn't using ...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
not effective, "The officers tried using...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
got sick of the face of Menethil. Now th...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
I tried to change my image
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
mommy made it
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18
fuck the police... anyway, if the crimin...
Comment to comic 3794 on 2016-09-17
10/10 parenting
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
last, lost
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17
An actually funny comic that makes sense...
Comment to comic 2041 on 2016-09-16
...No No No No No No No No No No No No N... ★1
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16
Because who needs headphones.
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16
triggered
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Stream was lit af
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
What skillz?
Comment to comic 1822 on 2016-09-14
It's high noon
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh...
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
*kobe
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
redneck trash
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Might miss stream thx to math
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Y'all down here are redneck trash.
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
Fuck you too, autocorrect
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14
I wast somerhing
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Hi kick should down some HCN. Hydrogen C...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
My phone's autocorrect can't understand ...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
I'd rather hang myself than vote at all....
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Pervert alert
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Ososi
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Fucking autocorrect can't speak English....
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
It'seems a litter Bigfoot.
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
I'm the invisible man. Jerking off right...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Molten aluminum!!!
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Git flags, son ★1
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Never talk of the "others". Just like Tw...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
Thx to the stream ad, I know how nerdy t...
Comment to comic 4411 on 2016-09-13
me too *consume hydrogen cyanide
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Hi-kik is white trash
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Ewig, cancer
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
You ride on cocks?
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
This might come late, I'mean on satellit...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Paper? With it written down?
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
And getting a life, so as to go onto thi...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Changed it.
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Fuck you too, autocorrect
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
It's a friendzonr
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
It's a Trans
Comment to comic 4302 on 2016-09-12
tfs?
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
lol, the image is called "fuck titties a...
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Me? What about me?
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
A porny? I read that wrong
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
Fuck off autocorrect
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
I'Lloyd be there
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
*you
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
How to really shit post. Rule 1 of 1. Bu... ★1
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
I lived
Comment to comic 4410 on 2016-09-12
That's not a real bro. A real bro would ...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Yo, Leafy Water. You have an impostor. I...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Russian water, or Leafy water
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Russian Water is best water
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
No, They're both Leafy Water
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
Australian maps have Australia in the mi...
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
You were flagged as inappropriate.
Comment to comic 4409 on 2016-09-11
The fuck?
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
What?
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
Fuck you too, autocorrect
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
She'said a teen
Comment to comic 4408 on 2016-09-10
What?
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
None. They all lack.
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
Phi? You mean Pi?
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
*mars
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
Keep it in a mattress on mats.
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
I'm a conduit. Beat that.
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
I blow up the robots with more robots. Y...
Comment to comic 4406 on 2016-09-07
Just deflate that wheel and they're dead...
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
Now eat it. Eat the ass.
Comment to comic 4405 on 2016-09-06
What?
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
Cancer.
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
So am I
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
He's on mobile.
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
KYS. All of clorox.
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
So, yes?
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
Could've been drugs...
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
German and English.
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
New Super Mario ds
Comment to comic 4404 on 2016-09-05
KYS.
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
I basically left after the person I was ...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
Harambe
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
WOW. Infamous (series). Destiny (I don't...
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
Clorox?
Comment to comic 4403 on 2016-09-04
I have one, unlike you.
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Russian confirmed
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Consume yourself
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
What ho?
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Well, everyone else has 0 inches, so yea...
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Fucking you autocorrect
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
It'seems called coloring
Comment to comic 4402 on 2016-09-03
Apparently I have a big dick... And so d...
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
Eew, it's Shadow the Edgelord
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
When was that?
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
She looks lesbian.
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
Not part of NASA, though. America looses...
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
PS. PLZ stop using MatPat knowledge.
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
You mean their food is literally shit. ★1
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
26 no
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
9???
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-09-02
Abridged fan based stuff or something.
Comment to comic 4401 on 2016-09-02
Couldn't she have ordered for herself? I...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
It's cell's line
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
I ain't on it, bitch. PS. I killed Spudz...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
My autocorrect gets -(10^10^10)/10^10^10...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
Deathwing reads a fucking comic and revi...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
You can'take fuck every hour, Cuzco your...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
WOW has great music, too
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
Almost everything released by Monstercat...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
You could have a child with as little as...
Comment to comic 4400 on 2016-08-31
Talast
Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
Try Clorox
Comment to comic 4397 on 2016-08-30
But if you stand, you'll shit on the flo...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
Bear walks in on two feet and then walks...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
They will give you a bad one and then tw...
Comment to comic 4399 on 2016-08-29
I bearely moved into the panel... and he...
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-29
My new phone can't handle contractions
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
Fucking autocorrect shit unable to recog...
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
♪Bing BONG the bells have told, it'seems...
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
Straight!
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28
Strsight
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-28
Last!
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
Prove it.
Comment to comic 4398 on 2016-08-28
♪Hello Dankness my old friend....♪
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Is Derek dead?
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
I actually need a new buzzer.
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
American loser
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
I take french
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
In dbz, turtle sux ass
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Harambe
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Her piss
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Pan is that girl from dragon ball.
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Call anti drug bare
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
The german word "hell" means "light"(adj...
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
I mean poverty ghost
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
The ghost is a grand wizard. Like David ...
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
You just won a golden shower. No, not th...
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
Omg a filthy casual. What do you know? Y...
Comment to comic 4395 on 2016-08-27
♪all around me are familiar faces....♪
Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26
Can I get a yellow badge
Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26
Omg cyh ugghhh what a fag
Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26
Not.
Comment to comic 4396 on 2016-08-26
That warning should have been on her.
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
It's Mexican for "Juan, gimme some crack...
Comment to comic 4394 on 2016-08-24
"bang bang bang!" quote Deadpool and Por... ★3
Comment to comic 4393 on 2016-08-23
GRAB!!! not jerk.
Comment to comic 4392 on 2016-08-22
Sick burnz
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
Still waiting for that good tag...
Comment to comic 4391 on 2016-08-21
This would make more sense if blue shirt...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-20
I said on vertical mobile. Get a Samsung...
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
Yay, you'really alive. Unlike the God da...
Comment to comic 4390 on 2016-08-20
You go right every turn. Just hug the ri...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
*OCD
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
Got a bit of old in the middle. Lines up...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
The first one is the most part I have to...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
The first one is the most part I have to...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
Bruh, that link is on my clipboard. I kn...
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
@TGITG Clorox alert
Comment to comic 4389 on 2016-08-19
The only one that has a real crotch. Not...
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
Come again? If you insist.
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
Whoops
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-17
Ugly af
Comment to comic 4388 on 2016-08-17
Whoops times 100
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16
Clorox Bleach
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16
I sexually identify as a potato. Jk
Comment to comic 4387 on 2016-08-16
...what?
Comment to comic 4385 on 2016-08-14
Motherducking? Does your mommy not like ... ★1
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
Overused Meme.
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
U blind?
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
NERD.
Comment to comic 4384 on 2016-08-13
Comments are boring, because I and the o...
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-13
I prefer cyanide
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Your sister was falsely accused of cheat...
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Assjob
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Red.
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Not his though
Comment to comic 4383 on 2016-08-12
Ehh.
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
RCG comments can be flagged as self prom...
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
Sorry, BOLD
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
So bold.
Comment to comic 4382 on 2016-08-10
That's not howhat commas work, this is. ...
Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09
Daily news. Noodle is still dead. Horray... ★1
Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09
I'm tired
Comment to comic 4381 on 2016-08-09
It's funny because they put cyanide in t...
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
Hunger
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
[insulting you and your mother]
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
Cyanide poisoning!
Comment to comic 4380 on 2016-08-08
Remember me?
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Wtf is that english?
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
There's a predator in my pants...
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Notice me fartist.
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Mmmm. It's so big.
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
New phone, lost all my game progress. An...
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
Zombie Jesus!
Comment to comic 4379 on 2016-08-07
And so the holy threeway was mistaken fo...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
But three times in the sameplace during ...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
Salty shitposter alert.
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
Yo momma so fat that lightning strikes h...
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
It's too small
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
Furry
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
Russian
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
He's onto big women
Comment to comic 4378 on 2016-08-06
Why are her boobs part of her face?
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
And vr works better on mobile
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Neither are pokey man
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Bruh, it's not even flagged
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
I got a laze through my chest
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Meh.
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Cancer
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
This better still work. And if it does, ...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
There is also blue for staff staff. Like...
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Help
Comment to comic 4377 on 2016-08-05
Can I get any friends with colored comme...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Alexstrasza and Ysera are really good.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
You were eating a big red guy.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
I take cyanide, too
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
May the real Derek Miller please stand u...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Sex tape is next short confirmed.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Deathwing porn is pathetic.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
I saw vore.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Noodle rule 34... I don't understand...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
There is a Deer-ek in my backyard.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Happy birthday to nobody, Happy birthday...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Do you dig your fist into my anus and gi...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
That could have been better if that was ...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
I have a dream...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Go fuck yourself, loser
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Please delete this crap.
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
So, I went to the store to buy some milk...
Comment to comic 4376 on 2016-08-03
Comment
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Daddy deer-ek. Please either fist me or ...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Blerg
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
The part you pit your dick in is it's ar...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Yourself
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Overused condom. LMAO, Derek ★2
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Pillow talk made easy ★1
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Pretty sure "gentle ""rib""bing" is a ti...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
Condoms condome children 'cause condoms ...
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
I referenced that one yesturday
Comment to comic 4375 on 2016-08-02
But what does it protect from?
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Drugs
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Put your dick up. Hey man, I know that's... ★1
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
All we need now is someone to figure out...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
He's toast
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
7chan
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Cteklite's future badge 8===>{(*)}
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-08-01
failure
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Late night bews. I stil carn't spel. Cor...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
How to tag? Java and C++ hacking don't w...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
How?
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Give me a tag that sais "can't spel"
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Ich mag dich jetzt etwas mehr
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
I just realised that Cteklite's name and...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Why does your badge-fucking change? It's...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
I have to hand it to derek. He has been ...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Badge plz
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
You can take the embarrassing badge
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Secondhand anal fingering
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
Hands down the best pun opportunities he...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
I feel sorry for light-blue that he is a...
Comment to comic 4374 on 2016-08-01
It's 190x190.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-08-01
To quote Garrosh, "Times Change"
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I'm seriously the only one who remembere...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
These new channellate shorts blow.
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-07-31
Peekaboo
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Late, but still relevant. http://explosm...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
The last few times, instead of typing cy...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Summ are of last 300 comments. Exactly, ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Meh.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I life GROUDON better.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Somebody sees me as Senpai? Yay. You're ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Yay. Tolerable
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
My favorite commenter is... The anazing,...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Sure
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
All you can get is pelvar cancer.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Thirs. Stop shitposting
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
So I should be above them
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Me? Where am I?
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Monologue much?
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
He'll be back tomorrow after a good nigh...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I gave up... I think
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I will miss your mildly annoyed replies ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
If I had time, I would give you a video ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I prefer the irish. They scream more...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Skin cancer is transferable in rare case...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Absolute rubbish.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Try shoving it up your arse. Yes.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
We don't get you either.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
We will have to accept KK02 as a little ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Kappa FeelsBadMan
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Yes, I do have some. They call themselve...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Please torture him
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
His insults were old and copied. He was ...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Burning my computer right now
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I'm not dead
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Blind af
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Donald Duck for president of the US
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Welcome to the Planned Parenthood clinic...
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
Donald Trump fired him.
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
I slerp at night, idiot
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
3.5 inch "floppy"... not a good deal
Comment to comic 4373 on 2016-07-31
INSERT DATE, TIME, AND SHITPOSTING INSTR...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-31
No, Tri state
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
I don't want to know what "downdog" is
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Forget roleplayung. I'll just stick to t...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Midnight news. I will now start somewhat...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Your mommas fat ass
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Another salty ass bitch.
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
I post when I want, but I have more ente...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Porn hub still needs salty ass bitches f...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Pug lyfe
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
The burning legion uses green, so we are...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
KK02 should quit and get back to real li...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Subtract 10 any you have his correct age...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
KK02... What does the 02 stand for? Your...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
AND revive Fire_Mutt
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Insult him
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Kaidkaid? More like kaidneverlaid
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Well, so are we
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Ni, I can't afford more than one email
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Sure
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
And now your two o clock news. -There is...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Anti KK02 learned from me. I'm so proud....
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
No, he is a pile of sticks
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
This site sux
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
You are the gift of god. Sent to purge t...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
God save us
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
UpDog ain't nobody's bitch. Cuz he clear...
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Ruff... as in rape?
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
I killed him
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Nekrophylia?
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
He has down syndrome
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
Somebody really hates you
Comment to comic 4372 on 2016-07-30
That's nice
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I am a Nigerian Prince. Send bank data s...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Don't come back
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
If you were to research long enough, you...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
No, it's an order from your superior
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
UNDERTAIL IS WORSE THAN FNAF
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Twice
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
50 I think
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I have more than 400 useless shitposts w...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Sadly you are
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Why do you censor the word "fuck"? Are y...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
WAKE UP, THE HOUSE IS UNDERWATER
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
That would become #kys
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
How about kys
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Eew it's jhole
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
All of us
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
You couldn't have messed that up any mor...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Stop pretending to create froends
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I am everywhere
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Who the hell is WH
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Look at you, having no froends
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
UNDERTAIL IS GAY
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I can be dark purple, like the staff. As...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
White trash are the only people with red...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
How do not white trash people have red n...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
RIP Dillox. He will be missed by the one...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I only respect people somewhat and after...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
KK02? More like KKK. Get it, because he ...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Rip Pinto, Noodle and Poverty Ghost. KK0...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Oh look, I'm Shrump. I think I am so gre...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
White trash talks again
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I already won. Why would you need to cal...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Die please
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Why does all the white trash hate me?
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Oh look, I'm KK02. I have no friends and...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Are the many upcoming shorts an excuse t...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I remember a time when there were ACTUAL...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I want a purple tag so I can ruin that c...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I remember back when the comments were g...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
KK02 is a fucking redneck hobo and shoul...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Poverty ghost died and de-volved into th...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
OM is the reason Fire_Mutt died
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
These comments suck. I blame MGW
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Now to being infamous again. Noodle is g...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Well fuck you. Do you even know how hard...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Does Derek even have legs?
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Meep
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Meep
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
You have joined us
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Lol dat tag
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
That's my job
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Noob
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
My gender is Neltharion
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Comic SAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
(Insert insult)
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Adam Savage. RIP Mythbusters
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
If I was embarrassing, I would post this...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
I want a different badge. I'm not embarr...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Noodle That's a joke
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Leg go to leg day
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
No!!!
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Deer-ek, stop guessing my gender. PS. Yo...
Comment to comic 4371 on 2016-07-29
Thanks for thinking that I'm cool
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Nice
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Look at me not giving a fuck
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Well you sure are poor as shit
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
entertaining is poor trash like you gett...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Poor shit like you can't afford VR, I ac...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
http://explosm.net/comics/565/ Relecan't...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
@OM do your parents treat you like a mis...
Comment to comic 336 on 2016-07-27
OM is a lesbian
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Oh look, i'm Overused Meme. I have no li...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Get a badge, then I'll talk to you
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
FAKE IS BRIBING DEER-EK
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
http://explosm.net/comics/336/ Read the ...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
If your phone is lagged by a 190x190 gif...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Racist fah
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
I qouted that from an old comic, faggot
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
What kind of phone lags to that?
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
WOW is greatness
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
I hope this made the 5 year old you happ...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
I wI'll now quote the quality of content...
Comment to comic 447 on 2016-07-27
Is this depressing comic day?
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
He said you suck.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Mom, dad. I actually have no life so I c...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Fuck you
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
PSSS now I wish it wasn't already flagge...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
PSSS. It was actually Dragonome that kil...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
PSS. You killed my dad
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
PS. I wasn't even commenting when he die...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
I don't flag, fag
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
U blocked me. Seriously?
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Fuck yourself
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
I like Tristiam. He makes good music.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
DONALD DUCK FOR PRESIDENT
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
FAKE
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Go kill YOURSELF. That is the cure to AI...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
So here it goes. Mom, Dad. You're lesbia...
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
It's pronounced Ass Grabem
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
They are all gay
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
That's not how anal works.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Go die in a fire. Shitpost or GTFO.
Comment to comic 4370 on 2016-07-27
Thug Life.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
no, go die
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
JUST AS ALL LIFE ENDS IN DEATH, ALL ORDE... ★1
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Everybody, win32 and win64 are harmess. ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Your nonexistent penis.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
I would recommend updating it to win64, ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
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Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Fapfapfapfap
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Ishnu Alah
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
You sound like a 5th grader. With 5th gr...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Wut?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Lol, banshee. Classic.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Bella is a pet name.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
I found your trash in my gutter. Care to...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
It's a cataclysm. And the only thing wor...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Pain... Agony.... My hatred burns throug...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Your friends will abandon you.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
No, u fag. The earth will burn beneath t...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
You want the internet to fuck "yeah"?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Yo, deer-ek. WTF does deletekill mean?
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
@C It's not a phrase. It's a LIFESTYLE!!...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
USuck
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Noodle is officially dead. RIP. Rest in ...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Step 6: adopt the shit quality of conten...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
10/10.000 PS, I come from europe where w...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Get a red badge.
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Bruh, I have a whole hate-base. It's the...
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
Good point, Mr. Shitposter
Comment to comic 4369 on 2016-07-26
He faps to knowledge. Wikipedia is the n... ★1
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
But Jesus, where are your sandals?
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
I want another rag, deer-ek
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
Post is more smart than usual. Extermina...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
But you love his face.
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
LOVE ME, DEER-EK
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
Pretty sure Deer-ek spends his time laug...
Comment to comic 2902 on 2016-07-25
Ted bare here. Today we're gonna learn h...
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
LOVE ME, DEREK!!!
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
Shitposter alert
Comment to comic 4368 on 2016-07-25
LOVE ME, DEREK!!!
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Juat realised, Cteklite's new tag calls ...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
I would insert a 9/11 joke, but that wou...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Hey, honey. Can you help me with my seat...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
I 'l be DEATHWING (not worth noticing) (...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Next comic, I will try to get a second t...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Seducer of noodle products
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
I swear that the ending would be differe...
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
When you wrote that
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Mid- Afternoon? It's 10 am.
Comment to comic 4367 on 2016-07-24
Yay, finally a good comic. This isn't no...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Why is he proposing to the boss with an ...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Yes. The ugly art was funny.
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
Racist
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
You are like bernie. Nobody cares anymor...
Comment to comic 4365 on 2016-07-23
"Alahu Akbar" -A random terrorist
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23
Llllllaaaaammmmmmeeeeee
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23
I sleep at night
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23
Fuck no, that's my job
Comment to comic 4366 on 2016-07-23
Weed Tree
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
What r u high on, life or maybe failure?...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Nah, I'm too tired.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Omg ur a genius. Give this guy a tag and...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Try cyanide poisoning. I heard it brings...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
True
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Looks shit on mobile.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
I get paid.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
I knew it. Our shitty comics killed the ...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Meep
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Kappa 4 mana 7 7
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Death is the only option. Death by cyani...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
WHAT?
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Rice balls away
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
WHAT?
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
This morning, the doctor said I was diag...
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Don't be a noodle.
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
0/100
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Amazing
Comment to comic 4364 on 2016-07-20
Did he just keep those party supplies in...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
I just realised noodle's new image thing...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
[ insert some kind of insult about noodl...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Thar moment when you wrote a two paragra...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
White Knight? From the short?
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Skin cancer?
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
The Deer means derek
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Item Pelzmantel genialem newlyweds hkW n...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Weaboo. See-tech-light is a weaboo
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
I like Android. More candy to make you f...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
You're only AIDS
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
The only thing not getting bigger is noo...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
The Deer WTF is going on heer. Is noodle...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
These comics are the disease that noodle...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
This joke sucks ass. Like noodle
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Noodles suck. I prefer rice because they...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Indeed, my good sir. I expect more artwo...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Who takes a folder and places it on top ...
Comment to comic 4363 on 2016-07-19
Yea. The green shirt guy is different in...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
That moment when the cancer is so real t...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
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Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
My plan is working. My other accounts ar...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
Your ass
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
Im I a "thet" you like?
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
I'm a deported prince from Nigeria. I wi... ★1
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
I like turtls
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
We have inserted you into the back door ...
Comment to comic 4362 on 2016-07-18
Now, now little child. All you have to d...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-18
Failure.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-18
Mother russia? Is that you putin? Do you...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-18
I am taking a shit, so can I shat forgiv...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Lol u just wasted ur tiem. Git trolls mo...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
We still need a Pokemon Go comic.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
This just in, I don't care.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
And the time it takes to post this shit....
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
True, it takes a minute for the reply bo...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Fucking autocorrect turning furries into...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Explosm. Noun. Shitty ass punchlines and...
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Shitpost
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
It's a furry.
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Woopwoopwoop
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
I will flag you
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Gay!
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Fuck off
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
Can it be? Do my eyes deceive me? The Lo... ★1
Comment to comic 4361 on 2016-07-17
First
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
I'm more of a ladies person.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Nein
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
It was a busy day.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
I'm n for not interested
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
You know what else sucks? Noodle.
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
You send fuck? Are you a prostitute?
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Your friends will abandon you
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
You are already dead
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
Im gud, rite?
Comment to comic 4360 on 2016-07-16
We had this punchline before.
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16
The one and only; Loser
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-16
Your dad is still "looking for nilk" ★1
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
The joke is, yellow thinks blue wants to...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
if you look at mine, you can see mild an...
Comment to comic 4359 on 2016-07-15
She might not be wet enough...
Comment to comic 974 on 2016-07-13
Better than current punchlines...
Comment to comic 3191 on 2016-07-13
Go speed racist. White knight, use white...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Cough cough kys cough cough
Comment to comic 3403 on 2016-07-13
Santa wished for some dank kush
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
It was at this moment that Sarah new, sh...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
He looks like he's high on some good shi...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Lol PC noob
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
ERP stands for erotic role play... As in...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Why are there so many Nazis here? It's f...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Fist me daddy
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Warning. Cat furies in the comments belo...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Let's be politically correct. All of us ...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
It's the c&h shört about noodles. Couldn...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
YO, EVERYONE I FOUND OUT WHERE NOODLE CO... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
and http://explosm.net/comics/1282/
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
which leads to http://explosm.net/comics...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
http://explosm.net/comics/409/ ?
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
last link broken, meant http://explosm.n...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
The door number was 207. Comic 207 was a...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
see-tech-light and spaghetti sitting in ... ★1
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
see-tech-light is right, the muslim hate...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
This comic is DISTURBING... Hahahahahaha...
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
The correct term would be furry
Comment to comic 4358 on 2016-07-13
Not sure if joke was funny or not...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
That color is orange.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
M9? Is that u
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Poke a man, gotta touch them all, POKE A...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Strokemon 2: Strokemon GO!
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Strokemon
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Original totes is a Muslim extremist.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
It's image or it never happened.
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Something's different about spaghetti no...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
This might be racist...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Don't forget about "Ten Inch Mutant Ninj...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Reminds me of "Strokemon" look it up. ★1
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I want to be the most erect, like no one...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I found a ripoff comic called Bleach & U...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Am I the only one that realised that the...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Woopwoopwoop
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
Wait, MILF already is secondhand... fuck...
Comment to comic 4357 on 2016-07-12
I cought a secondhand MILF...
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TRUE
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12
A message to Original totes. STOP SPAMMI...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-12
I hit it three times, okay dad? ★1
Comment to comic 2575 on 2016-07-11
In jamestown, they put cyanide in kool a...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
"Do you have an active sex life?" "No" "... ★2
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
It was supposed to be on a separate line...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
I will now recreate a Pinkie Pie comment...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
I will now recreate a JackieChan comment...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
I wI'll now recreate a normal Original T...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
I will now recreate a normal Noodle comm...
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I will now recreate a normal Cteklite co...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
"Without him weed be much better off" -D...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Christians
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Cristians
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That akward moment when everyone else ca...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Facts!
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Is it sad that the last truly hilarious ...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
YYRPUCURZPUV9 4zog0yz7tc0us7d0tzucoyx74x...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Or you could spam the comments with trum...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Hypes for season for
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Season juan was the best
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
But I'm only a season tree member :((
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
To fix the comments by getting rid of th...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Next comic will be written by: Kris
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No, he uses his own balls cuz he's a fis...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Hör auf deutsch zu schreiben obwohl du d...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Will that be on the test
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Bitte
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I was addicted to turkey, so I decided t...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Not exactly
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GO TO SLEEP
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overanalyzing
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
I have to say that is a very unnatural w... ★3
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Basically Krillin
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
At first, I thought it was mouth to mout...
Comment to comic 4356 on 2016-07-11
Remember kids; this is your crotch (poin... ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
Blue is confirmed American
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
Flab-tastic
Comment to comic 1652 on 2016-07-10
Best. Dad. Ever
Comment to comic 15 on 2016-07-10
Blerg
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
I will keep referencing the first comic ... ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
That Fat-Belt makes his crotch look like... ★2
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
THIS COMIC IS FAT-TASTIC ★1
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
Gay!
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
WAARIO
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
I'l be nice and buy one for the three fa...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop... ★2
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
For Derek, hopefully in exchange for a t...
Comment to comic 4355 on 2016-07-10
FIRST
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
If it uploads the second I shut of my ph...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
In hindsight, waiting for the next comic...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
woopwoopwoop
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Omg true.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Rob, what r u doing?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Where da next comic bro?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
No fag
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
I WILL GIVE A SMALL LOAN OF NOTHING TO T...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
max bitching
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
still bitching
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
bitching
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Your "stick" did you not lose that insid...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
I stil hat u
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Failure
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Cteklite, the only reason I do this is t...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Cteklite, I am tired of you being too ti...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Nude L, you annoy me. Stop trying to pos...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Cteklite, you annoy me. If you will not ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Is this the record on day one yet?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
UR NOT MY DAD LOL FAG
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Yes my son
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Everywhere?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Comments everywhere
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
500 yay
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Omg 500
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
gaf loL
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Lol gaF
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Fag lol
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Bring back the good punchlines
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Bring back the useless super heroz
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Bring back lol fag
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Lol fag
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
482, I got this
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Ghost
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Poverty
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Like
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Crime
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Hate
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Be a
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Gotta
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Cteklite
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Like
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Grammar
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Use correct
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Gotta
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Noodle
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Like
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Fast
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Comment
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Gotta comment fast
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
I feel like poverty ghost stole the text...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
I think I should try
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
FLAG THIS COMMENT FOR I HAVE LINKED YOU ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Wait, isn't that kid from E.T called Luc...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Don't you know that if you play Skrillex...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
U mean sandwich?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Eat arm every day
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
How is this flag-worthy?
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
It is possible to flag this yellow comme...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
.................halp...............
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Did you know that if you read this comic... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
What happened to completely unoriginal c...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
AlmosT 300
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Go to sleep.
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
A NORMAL COMMENT AND REPLY STRING HERE
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
a wild noodle appears
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
random useless knowledge from Cteklite
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
insult
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
reply
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
comment
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Relevant http://explosm.net/comics/1258/...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
What if he was an anal birth? ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
200 comments and 12 hours left... WE CAN...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Damn son
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
You want to "come" in my bed? GAY!!!!!!!...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
WAIT, WHY WOULD HE NEED CD'S IF HE IS US...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Almost 50 comments in 30 minutes... wow,... ★1
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Perpect
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Let's get this comic to 499 comments to ...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
RANDOM COMMENT ABOUT HOW THIS COMMENT SU...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
The power of reverse
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-09
You looked it up? Idiots everywhere
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Something like yours... looking up dirty...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
Look at the last image, Kris' life story...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
When did it become too hard to make comi...
Comment to comic 4354 on 2016-07-09
First
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Spelling is hard at midnight
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
I ATE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS FOR DINNER...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Wait, that's a guy
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Just realised that posting porn is flagg...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Cyanide and No Sleep A.K.A C&NS
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
I really need to go to sleep. It's fucki...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
This is the type of gay ass shit you wou...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
You could always try rule34.paheal.net
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Dragonome?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Hey, Dave, you used "just" twice in one ...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
One of them is the ghost of comments pas... ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Welcome back to Cyamide & Bad Punchlines...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Your army of army? ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Believing
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
The Kool Kids Klub will never fall ★1
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
This comic should have been called Cyani...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Ghost-sexist... women can die too
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Yo mama
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
You don't have one, so how?
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Or was it phantom limbs? Idk i'm no doct...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
Ever heard of the phenomenon gost-limbs?...
Comment to comic 4353 on 2016-07-08
"These punch lines are so bad I took som...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-08
Like my life
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
The single person that is the most safe ...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
You mean ramen ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
And the remaining 10 IQ is you
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
This place is full of noodles, I thought...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
The comments are all over the place and ... ★2
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
Omg the real noodle has been possessed b... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
I hate fake noodles. They taste shit... ... ★1
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
At first I was like, what kind of one pa...
Comment to comic 4346 on 2016-07-07
Unity is cheap and easy to make ugly stu...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
Everybody wants tags. Tags are old and b...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
I can give you a flag
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
making comments because I need friends a...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
well, we know that blue guy is named "To...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
so many flags you would think America la...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
lol flag ★1
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
what if the foam is covering that ass li...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
and why is she using green guy's shirt t...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
why is she so interested in the arm comi...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
now it does DERP
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
makes me want to take some cyanide
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
WHY WON'T MY NEW IMAGE SHOW ON OLD COMME...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-07-06
He sees you when you're sleeping. He kno... ★1