comments by Chief Warrant Obvious

Chief Warrant Obvious
1407 comments (2021-03-23 – 2021-12-14) to 1091 comics
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Comment to comic 6053 on 2021-12-14
Falert's return reminds me of something,...
Comment to comic 6050 on 2021-12-11
Every time you summon me, I have to stop... ★2
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-11
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
I HAVE RECEIVED A VISION OF THE NEXT COM...
Comment to comic 6048 on 2021-12-10
no one will call you Captain Obbvious. ★4
Comment to comic 6046 on 2021-12-07
this isn't over, but exams are shittty, ...
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
you are welcome ★1
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
Kris is making fun of the cancel culture... ★2
Comment to comic 6043 on 2021-12-04
A referance to Family Guy
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03
btw I did a synopsis of all the obvious ...
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-03
Do they enjoy learning about the progres... ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
DUDE!! You missed 11 days in a row! ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
You are welcome.
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-12-01
no ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30
NINE ★1
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30
THREE
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30
THREE
Comment to comic 6042 on 2021-11-30
Blue thought Green meant "conceived" whe... ★2
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
Fire! NOOOO HALFEVIL!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT...
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
Thank you, halfevil. I salute you. That ... ★2
Comment to comic 6039 on 2021-11-30
As you put, the Local poet put it well.
Comment to comic 6040 on 2021-11-30
The Admiral is gone again. It was silly ... ★1
Comment to comic 6033 on 2021-11-22
Sir!?! YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS CHIEF WAR... ★1
Comment to comic 1382 on 2021-11-21
Green has hard feelings.
Comment to comic 1380 on 2021-11-21
Cavities as in imperfections in one's te...
Comment to comic 1372 on 2021-11-21
"The 5-sec rule" is a myth claiming that...
Comment to comic 1378 on 2021-11-21
My name is tree, and I, am the FASTEST T...
Comment to comic 1379 on 2021-11-21
France is thanking us for helping out in...
Comment to comic 1379 on 2021-11-21
The entire system of American capitalism...
Comment to comic 1377 on 2021-11-21
Yellows heart stopped beating and told Y...
Comment to comic 1376 on 2021-11-21
sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/13...
Comment to comic 1375 on 2021-11-21
Green cares about nothing.
Comment to comic 1373 on 2021-11-21
Many joes start with Waiter! There's a f...
Comment to comic 1374 on 2021-11-21
Cuan has too many thumbs.
Comment to comic 1371 on 2021-11-21
Green is mean to animals.
Comment to comic 1369 on 2021-11-21
Brutes is a bad bodyguard.
Comment to comic 1369 on 2021-11-21
THEN FALL, CEASAR!! dramatic music
Comment to comic 1367 on 2021-11-21
That doctor absolutely toated Green.
Comment to comic 1366 on 2021-11-21
Blue is angry about the wrong things.
Comment to comic 1364 on 2021-11-21
prequal to: http://explosm.net/comics/13...
Comment to comic 1363 on 2021-11-21
That freak isn't picky
Comment to comic 1362 on 2021-11-21
Orange lost his balls.
Comment to comic 1361 on 2021-11-21
One hundred bullets are worth much less ...
Comment to comic 1360 on 2021-11-21
That guy crashed that party
Comment to comic 1359 on 2021-11-21
Cyan is also autosexual
Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-20
You don't even fave your appreciation co...
Comment to comic 1358 on 2021-11-20
That meat is getting dangerously high se...
Comment to comic 1357 on 2021-11-20
The elephant man was a man named Joeseph...
Comment to comic 1355 on 2021-11-19
Anime characters have big eyes and spike...
Comment to comic 1354 on 2021-11-19
Truth Fairy saves the day again.
Comment to comic 1353 on 2021-11-19
Rob isn't making very many friends at ch...
Comment to comic 1353 on 2021-11-19
fun fact: you have no way of knowing or ...
Comment to comic 1351 on 2021-11-19
Without the "G" that is discount rapes.
Comment to comic 1346 on 2021-11-19
Green is getting swol.
Comment to comic 1348 on 2021-11-19
buffalos have more hair than cows, but t...
Comment to comic 1350 on 2021-11-19
Rainbows are the international color for...
Comment to comic 1345 on 2021-11-19
When they break the piñata, a bunch of g...
Comment to comic 1347 on 2021-11-19
The man on the right got covered, not fr...
Comment to comic 1349 on 2021-11-19
Those are sperm, and that is an egg.
Comment to comic 1343 on 2021-11-19
That is just a normal carpet
Comment to comic 1342 on 2021-11-19
Charles plans to harvest Pink's organs t...
Comment to comic 1341 on 2021-11-19
Big, not as in popular, but as in physic...
Comment to comic 1340 on 2021-11-19
Green did not help Cyan.
Comment to comic 1339 on 2021-11-19
Frosty the Snowman, the main character f...
Comment to comic 1338 on 2021-11-19
Cyan is a nerd.
Comment to comic 1337 on 2021-11-19
Grey died for the taste...and it was che...
Comment to comic 1336 on 2021-11-19
Purple will likely lose this fight.
Comment to comic 6031 on 2021-11-19
still better than the admiral.
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
viral, as in aids ★2
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
Studies in Pediatric Licking and Intoxic... ★2
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
Pathetic E-boy Doesn't Omit. ★1
Comment to comic 5105 on 2021-11-17
I like this one
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
Whydohashtagsdissapearwhenyousubmitacomm...
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
TECHNOSUPPORT!!
Comment to comic 1334 on 2021-11-17
Cyan fucks that dog.
Comment to comic 1333 on 2021-11-17
Yellow is pretty weird.
Comment to comic 1335 on 2021-11-17
apparently, vegetarianism follows you in...
Comment to comic 1332 on 2021-11-17
Yellow just called blue a bitch.
Comment to comic 1331 on 2021-11-17
Red knew exactly how to tell Purple that...
Comment to comic 1330 on 2021-11-17
The guy on the right thought that was sh...
Comment to comic 1329 on 2021-11-17
That un-dead creature is dead.
Comment to comic 1326 on 2021-11-17
Green is an ax murderer.
Comment to comic 1328 on 2021-11-17
That man is now double burned.
Comment to comic 1325 on 2021-11-17
Fetuses can be killed by radiation.
Comment to comic 1327 on 2021-11-17
That guy looked like Superman.
Comment to comic 1324 on 2021-11-17
Purple just shit in a hat.
Comment to comic 1323 on 2021-11-17
Those two guys died of dehydration.
Comment to comic 1323 on 2021-11-17
Nah, they died of dehydration.
Comment to comic 1322 on 2021-11-17
Cartoon characters often slip on banana ...
Comment to comic 1320 on 2021-11-17
Blue is much heavier than Green.
Comment to comic 1319 on 2021-11-17
Blue looks like he is wearing a cool hat...
Comment to comic 1318 on 2021-11-17
The PSES can finally use his powers for ...
Comment to comic 1318 on 2021-11-17
see PSES 1 for the full list
Comment to comic 1317 on 2021-11-17
If a woman's period is late, she might b...
Comment to comic 1314 on 2021-11-17
Green is asking a lot from her children....
Comment to comic 6029 on 2021-11-17
Look, we're both smart guys we can solve...
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
TL;DR I issue a challenge to RAO. I beli... ★1
Comment to comic 6030 on 2021-11-16
Incensed means being imbued with a certa... ★1
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
I am so done with C&H glitching, I poste...
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
People of C&H, fave the below comment if... ★3
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ... ★1
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-11-16
This may be the most legendary comment o...
Comment to comic 1313 on 2021-11-16
"The Birds and the Bees" is another term...
Comment to comic 1311 on 2021-11-16
"This bitch" can refer to an establishme...
Comment to comic 1312 on 2021-11-16
Vegans do not eat animal-produced food, ...
Comment to comic 1312 on 2021-11-16
well, most people who read this, yeah.
Comment to comic 1310 on 2021-11-16
A referance to the webcomic Loss from th...
Comment to comic 1308 on 2021-11-16
Lavander saw a zombie.
Comment to comic 1298 on 2021-11-16
There is no such thing as street checker...
Comment to comic 1307 on 2021-11-16
Male pattern baldness saves the day!
Comment to comic 1306 on 2021-11-16
Rob makes fun of how often C&H comics ki...
Comment to comic 1304 on 2021-11-16
A referance to the 1985 arcade game: Sup...
Comment to comic 1300 on 2021-11-16
Orange said something embarrassing.
Comment to comic 1303 on 2021-11-16
Green and her baby are going to die.
Comment to comic 1297 on 2021-11-16
That man's face is melting.
Comment to comic 1296 on 2021-11-16
There was a joke with an odd setup, and ...
Comment to comic 1296 on 2021-11-16
*are
Comment to comic 1295 on 2021-11-16
That was a good plot device.
Comment to comic 1301 on 2021-11-16
Green stole Cyan's wallet.
Comment to comic 1291 on 2021-11-16
Hardcore wine tasting is just informal w...
Comment to comic 1293 on 2021-11-16
Blue needs to set his priorities straigh...
Comment to comic 1290 on 2021-11-16
Spiders have eight eyes and eight legs, ...
Comment to comic 1288 on 2021-11-16
Khaki is Green's father.
Comment to comic 1289 on 2021-11-16
NY stands for New York.
Comment to comic 1287 on 2021-11-16
A baby has an excuse to defecate in his ...
Comment to comic 1286 on 2021-11-16
White drank the Snapple.
Comment to comic 1284 on 2021-11-16
You only got to 2008? Weak.
Comment to comic 1285 on 2021-11-16
Charles is a player.
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
TL;DR The obvious army is a group of com... ★1
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
I'm not so much a copycat as a person wh... ★2
Comment to comic 6028 on 2021-11-16
The ghost on the right was not born yet.... ★3
Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14
*IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS, SO SEE YOU LATER!!...
Comment to comic 1284 on 2021-11-14
That magician attached a bunch of flags ...
Comment to comic 1281 on 2021-11-14
Dave offering some helpful tips that eve...
Comment to comic 1279 on 2021-11-14
incontinuity is the inability to control...
Comment to comic 1280 on 2021-11-14
IDFK
Comment to comic 1278 on 2021-11-14
Brown and Green are expressing their emo...
Comment to comic 1277 on 2021-11-14
Green and Yellow are both idiots, do not...
Comment to comic 1276 on 2021-11-14
An eunuch is a man who has been castrate...
Comment to comic 1275 on 2021-11-14
ZZZZZZ is the way one notates the sound ...
Comment to comic 1275 on 2021-11-14
I'm doing fine, you have to limit yourse...
Comment to comic 1274 on 2021-11-14
Magicians are known for pulling rabbits ...
Comment to comic 1273 on 2021-11-14
The Merriam-Webster dictionary is consid...
Comment to comic 1270 on 2021-11-14
Orange should be happy to have such a cr...
Comment to comic 1269 on 2021-11-14
Blue (purple?) is high
Comment to comic 1271 on 2021-11-14
Grey got all Arts&Crafts on Greens ass.
Comment to comic 1268 on 2021-11-14
The internet is pretty weird.
Comment to comic 1267 on 2021-11-14
A referance to the NYC terrorist attacks...
Comment to comic 1265 on 2021-11-14
A nun is a female devout Christian who s...
Comment to comic 1264 on 2021-11-14
A cartwheel is also a gymnastic move.
Comment to comic 1262 on 2021-11-14
"The Word on the Street" is the gossip a...
Comment to comic 1261 on 2021-11-14
Wethermen, when reporting the weather, s...
Comment to comic 1260 on 2021-11-14
Blue is just trying to cheer Yellow up.
Comment to comic 1259 on 2021-11-14
Sound waves can not travel in space.
Comment to comic 1258 on 2021-11-14
That is a slave going into labor.
Comment to comic 1253 on 2021-11-14
Orange is a werewolf.
Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6027 on 2021-11-14
Green sexually assaulted himself.
Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14
I thought your alt was Fire_Mutt
Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 1249 on 2021-11-14
80081E5 looks like Boobies if you have t...
Comment to comic 1248 on 2021-11-14
Colonoscopy is the examination of the la...
Comment to comic 1250 on 2021-11-14
That canyon is Earth's asscrack.
Comment to comic 1250 on 2021-11-14
We'll never know, he never went to a par...
Comment to comic 1250 on 2021-11-14
It's disappearing : (
Comment to comic 1254 on 2021-11-14
That is Green's long-lost arm.
Comment to comic 1254 on 2021-11-14
irrelevant: https://explosm.net/comics/5...
Comment to comic 2735 on 2021-11-14
This would be a great meme format.
Comment to comic 1254 on 2021-11-14
looks like the on/off button on my remot...
Comment to comic 1247 on 2021-11-14
Pounds are British currency.
Comment to comic 1247 on 2021-11-14
feel like the punchline is more prostitu...
Comment to comic 1246 on 2021-11-14
Goth kids kinda look like vampires.
Comment to comic 1245 on 2021-11-14
One must have a huge vagina to be able t...
Comment to comic 1257 on 2021-11-14
Slavery was illegal in America until the...
Comment to comic 1244 on 2021-11-14
Cyan doesn't care for his father.
Comment to comic 1243 on 2021-11-14
That woman is crying after getting an ab...
Comment to comic 1242 on 2021-11-14
Cyan lost all his money and was forced i...
Comment to comic 1241 on 2021-11-14
Cyan is addicted to coke and will do any...
Comment to comic 1240 on 2021-11-14
Green failed his jump and became disable...
Comment to comic 1235 on 2021-11-14
Crab shampoo cures crabs.
Comment to comic 1234 on 2021-11-14
A referance to a form of cinematography ...
Comment to comic 1233 on 2021-11-14
The origin of a very popular meme format...
Comment to comic 1232 on 2021-11-14
A referance to the 1992 song "The Fresh ...
Comment to comic 1231 on 2021-11-14
Giving your children tattoos is even mor...
Comment to comic 1231 on 2021-11-14
She could be yawning.
Comment to comic 1230 on 2021-11-14
A referance to "Lost", a 2006 TV series....
Comment to comic 1221 on 2021-11-14
Those were all the same people.
Comment to comic 1229 on 2021-11-14
That man is not Yellow from the future, ...
Comment to comic 1228 on 2021-11-14
Toxic waste can mutate body parts.
Comment to comic 6026 on 2021-11-14
Blue is has a clear lack of social skill... ★1
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
Yeah, size doesn't make sense, but the w...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
There's been an argument in the comments... ★1
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-13
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
size doesn't check out, but the comic ma...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
size doesn't check out, but the comic ma...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
I plan to be in space for 20 mins, no 2O...
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
all the planets are ★3
Comment to comic 1226 on 2021-11-12
Yellow is harassing Blue.
Comment to comic 1220 on 2021-11-12
If the leaf size to penis size ratio is ...
Comment to comic 1222 on 2021-11-12
That...person is having a period, a trai...
Comment to comic 1218 on 2021-11-12
Those are competitive car racers. Their ...
Comment to comic 1219 on 2021-11-12
Blue's son was just kidnapped, but Blue ...
Comment to comic 1715 on 2021-11-12
This is a Flash animation. It became una...
Comment to comic 1216 on 2021-11-12
Those are two things done at funerals.
Comment to comic 1215 on 2021-11-12
Green plans to rape Pink.
Comment to comic 1214 on 2021-11-12
Jesus was resurrected on Easter, technic...
Comment to comic 1212 on 2021-11-12
Blue rubbed off his own eye.
Comment to comic 1211 on 2021-11-12
Common houseflies have a lifespan of abo...
Comment to comic 1209 on 2021-11-12
Tear gas is a gas used by crowd controll...
Comment to comic 1208 on 2021-11-12
That last panel was drawn while Dave was...
Comment to comic 1207 on 2021-11-12
Not the fly that zips up your pats, but ...
Comment to comic 1206 on 2021-11-12
Blue thought Purple was going to give fo...
Comment to comic 1205 on 2021-11-12
Grey did not grow his arm back, instead,...
Comment to comic 1204 on 2021-11-12
Rob copy-pasted the father, then made hi...
Comment to comic 1203 on 2021-11-12
Green is involved in illegal poaching.
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
actually, the moon drifts further away f... ★4
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
They could be homosexual you fuck ★3
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6025 on 2021-11-12
During the space race, America went on s... ★5
Comment to comic 1202 on 2021-11-10
That hair is pretty bad.
Comment to comic 1201 on 2021-11-10
A reference to the 1985 game "Super Mari...
Comment to comic 1200 on 2021-11-10
Lime can not do it herself.
Comment to comic 1199 on 2021-11-10
Lime is commenting on the blandness of C...
Comment to comic 1198 on 2021-11-10
Grey only cares about the boobs.
Comment to comic 1197 on 2021-11-10
Green is implying that he has herpes.
Comment to comic 1196 on 2021-11-10
Black probs wanted the money instead.
Comment to comic 1195 on 2021-11-10
babies also kick.
Comment to comic 1194 on 2021-11-10
That caveman is wearing that guy.
Comment to comic 1193 on 2021-11-10
You thought that that was a pyramid, but...
Comment to comic 1192 on 2021-11-10
Toxic waste can cause deformities.
Comment to comic 1191 on 2021-11-10
That is a temperature of food.
Comment to comic 1190 on 2021-11-10
Placebo is a drug that does nothing, a p...
Comment to comic 1189 on 2021-11-10
People with turrets often say lots of pr...
Comment to comic 1188 on 2021-11-10
That is a piece of shit.
Comment to comic 1187 on 2021-11-10
Yellow has a low opinion of Blue's mothe...
Comment to comic 1186 on 2021-11-10
Green is a clever little boy.
Comment to comic 1185 on 2021-11-10
Pirates are famous for wooden prosthetic...
Comment to comic 1184 on 2021-11-10
crickets are comically used to indicate ...
Comment to comic 1180 on 2021-11-10
Lime is really weird.
Comment to comic 6024 on 2021-11-10
This is what Dave thinks he's popular fo... ★3
Comment to comic 1179 on 2021-11-10
Green forgot to say "No Homo".
Comment to comic 1178 on 2021-11-08
Those were all terrible guesses, the mov...
Comment to comic 1177 on 2021-11-08
That woman helped that Mexican man get i...
Comment to comic 1176 on 2021-11-08
A referance to Cupid, the God of Love.
Comment to comic 1175 on 2021-11-08
Not hemorrhoids, but meteoroids.
Comment to comic 1174 on 2021-11-08
A referance to the restaurant chain IHOP...
Comment to comic 1173 on 2021-11-08
The pen did not write at first, so TPSES...
Comment to comic 1173 on 2021-11-08
visit PSES 1 for the full list.
Comment to comic 1172 on 2021-11-08
A referance to the Bible, and the journe...
Comment to comic 1171 on 2021-11-08
That is an EKG machine.
Comment to comic 1170 on 2021-11-08
A reference to Peter Pan, a character in...
Comment to comic 1169 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1167 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1168 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1165 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1163 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1161 on 2021-11-08
Chase is making fun of the low-brow humo...
Comment to comic 1160 on 2021-11-08
Green was speaking literally.
Comment to comic 1158 on 2021-11-08
Those children have no reason to do that...
Comment to comic 1158 on 2021-11-08
Something I could find about children pi...
Comment to comic 1157 on 2021-11-08
Those men are each attempting to ejacula...
Comment to comic 1156 on 2021-11-08
Chad Kroeger is the lead vocalist of the...
Comment to comic 1714 on 2021-11-08
A flash animation. I'm pretty sure it ca...
Comment to comic 1155 on 2021-11-08
That soldier is going to ejaculate while...
Comment to comic 6023 on 2021-11-08
Rob didn't really try with the next comi... ★4
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
I'm so popular! ★1
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6022 on 2021-11-08
Kris finds his co-authors pretty annoyin... ★2
Comment to comic 1154 on 2021-11-08
Yellow thought he said cops
Comment to comic 1153 on 2021-11-08
Relay racing is a type of team race, whe...
Comment to comic 1152 on 2021-11-08
A mirage is an image created by your min...
Comment to comic 1151 on 2021-11-08
That is a fetish.
Comment to comic 1150 on 2021-11-08
The red lines are Dave's doodles.
Comment to comic 1148 on 2021-11-08
What about this...
Comment to comic 1147 on 2021-11-08
The fuck does this do...
Comment to comic 1146 on 2021-11-08
Lime did what Green could have done.
Comment to comic 1144 on 2021-11-08
The second panel is a referance to the 1...
Comment to comic 1143 on 2021-11-08
In that last panel, Red can hear some lo...
Comment to comic 1142 on 2021-11-08
I think Cooldog explains this perfectly,...
Comment to comic 1140 on 2021-11-08
You can not tune a party blower or a con...
Comment to comic 1139 on 2021-11-08
Cyan is on his way to fuck Yellows mothe...
Comment to comic 1137 on 2021-11-08
A referance to the social media applicat...
Comment to comic 1136 on 2021-11-08
A referance to the 1984 American comic s...
Comment to comic 1135 on 2021-11-08
It seems as if Yellow unplugged White's ...
Comment to comic 1134 on 2021-11-08
Green isn't too good with kids.
Comment to comic 1133 on 2021-11-08
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Comment to comic 1132 on 2021-11-08
Bullets are made of lead.
Comment to comic 1131 on 2021-11-08
yes, tho the dab rose to enormous popula...
Comment to comic 1130 on 2021-11-08
Green does not think through his actions...
Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08
Yeah, he was a spam bot. There is a spam... ★1
Comment to comic 1129 on 2021-11-08
prequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/4...
Comment to comic 1713 on 2021-11-08
An animated short, not everyone can see ...
Comment to comic 1128 on 2021-11-08
Wikipedia has tons of useful info.
Comment to comic 1127 on 2021-11-08
Billy got the last laugh.
Comment to comic 1126 on 2021-11-08
Lime seems to be an Alien.
Comment to comic 1125 on 2021-11-08
What The Fuck Would Jesus Do
Comment to comic 1124 on 2021-11-08
This is how words are shown in silent mo...
Comment to comic 1123 on 2021-11-08
(from left)Matt, Rob, Dave, and Kris.
Comment to comic 1122 on 2021-11-08
Blue is disappointed.
Comment to comic 1121 on 2021-11-08
According to the bible, Joeseph and the ...
Comment to comic 1118 on 2021-11-08
Johnny can do a good insomnia impression...
Comment to comic 1117 on 2021-11-08
The guy in the grey truck thought lime w...
Comment to comic 1116 on 2021-11-08
A vacuum is an advanced form of a broom....
Comment to comic 1115 on 2021-11-08
A referance to a character in the 1959 n... ★1
Comment to comic 1114 on 2021-11-08
Everyone is leaving Grey.
Comment to comic 1113 on 2021-11-08
Hearts have a lot of blood.
Comment to comic 1112 on 2021-11-08
2 girls, 1 cup. I do not get paid enough... ★1
Comment to comic 1111 on 2021-11-08
Blue ate himself.
Comment to comic 1110 on 2021-11-08
Yellow is gross.
Comment to comic 1109 on 2021-11-08
That guy is a sociopath.
Comment to comic 1108 on 2021-11-08
mimes often mime walls.
Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-08
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07
quarantine. ★1
Comment to comic 6021 on 2021-11-07
Dave has been wanting this to happen for... ★4
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 1107 on 2021-11-07
Those are lines of code.
Comment to comic 1103 on 2021-11-07
That is what Santa has to do to get kids...
Comment to comic 1104 on 2021-11-07
That manmer stole the merman's legs.
Comment to comic 1102 on 2021-11-07
Blue got cheated on.
Comment to comic 1101 on 2021-11-07
That doctor was trying to molest that Ye...
Comment to comic 1100 on 2021-11-07
Claustrophobia is the fear of small spac...
Comment to comic 1099 on 2021-11-07
A referance to W. Shakespear's play: Jul...
Comment to comic 1098 on 2021-11-07
Eating cockroaches is bad for you.
Comment to comic 1097 on 2021-11-07
Orange is running away from the cocaine ...
Comment to comic 1095 on 2021-11-07
Blue is dead.
Comment to comic 1094 on 2021-11-07
Cyan is a dick.
Comment to comic 1093 on 2021-11-07
A referance to the 1993 song "Gin and Ju...
Comment to comic 1092 on 2021-11-07
Work smarter not harder or something, ID...
Comment to comic 1091 on 2021-11-07
Rob was implying that they charged OB fo...
Comment to comic 1090 on 2021-11-07
Orange did her own sexual innuendo.
Comment to comic 1089 on 2021-11-07
Green meant: "Would you have sex with 12...
Comment to comic 1088 on 2021-11-07
Grey is probs not good at picking up gir...
Comment to comic 1087 on 2021-11-07
A penis is the modern-day joystick.
Comment to comic 1086 on 2021-11-07
Hives are where bees live, and also bump...
Comment to comic 1084 on 2021-11-07
"Leaking" is another word for urinating....
Comment to comic 1085 on 2021-11-07
People with Bulimia experience weight lo...
Comment to comic 1082 on 2021-11-07
Green is a simp.
Comment to comic 6019 on 2021-11-07
A shit-eating grin is a phrase used to d... ★3
Comment to comic 1083 on 2021-11-06
Lavender is blind.
Comment to comic 1083 on 2021-11-06
Lavender is blind.
Comment to comic 1083 on 2021-11-06
Lavender is blind.
Comment to comic 1081 on 2021-11-06
The Blarney Stone is a stone in the wall...
Comment to comic 1080 on 2021-11-06
Max is probs mistaken for Crowe all the ...
Comment to comic 1079 on 2021-11-06
Grey is sentenced to a good time.
Comment to comic 1078 on 2021-11-06
Optimus Prime is a character in the "Tra...
Comment to comic 1077 on 2021-11-06
Yellow did get swerved .
Comment to comic 1076 on 2021-11-06
An excellent display of Kris characters ...
Comment to comic 1075 on 2021-11-06
Midgets are really sexy.
Comment to comic 1074 on 2021-11-06
Charles is illogical.
Comment to comic 1073 on 2021-11-06
Grey is acting as if Brown is a person.
Comment to comic 1072 on 2021-11-06
That C&H character was abducted into our...
Comment to comic 1071 on 2021-11-06
Those girls are all self-conscious.
Comment to comic 1070 on 2021-11-06
That is a weird company policy.
Comment to comic 1069 on 2021-11-06
That was pretty weird.
Comment to comic 1068 on 2021-11-06
Convicted child molesters are required t...
Comment to comic 1067 on 2021-11-06
Kris is just showing off.
Comment to comic 1064 on 2021-11-06
Blue is dead.
Comment to comic 1063 on 2021-11-06
Green is a bad boy.
Comment to comic 1062 on 2021-11-06
A pacemaker is a machine that beats your...
Comment to comic 1061 on 2021-11-06
A referance to James A. Garfield Davis.
Comment to comic 1060 on 2021-11-06
Charles is rude.
Comment to comic 6020 on 2021-11-06
Orange got what it wanted. ★3
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
You are welcome.
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-05
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 1059 on 2021-11-05
A referance to Lifetime television.
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03
No Nut November ★3
Comment to comic 1057 on 2021-11-03
Brown was crushed by his own machine.
Comment to comic 1056 on 2021-11-03
Oh the Irony! Rob's art is just colored ...
Comment to comic 1055 on 2021-11-03
Green did not comfort his child.
Comment to comic 1054 on 2021-11-03
This could be a referance to the KKK. A ...
Comment to comic 1053 on 2021-11-03
The first panel is before circles were i...
Comment to comic 1051 on 2021-11-03
That salesman is trying to sell things t...
Comment to comic 1050 on 2021-11-03
Those zombies just wanted to have fun.
Comment to comic 1050 on 2021-11-03
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOM-ABIYA-EY-EY
Comment to comic 1050 on 2021-11-03
Up your default ass and to the left.
Comment to comic 1049 on 2021-11-03
Combining Fruit Roll-Up flavors result i...
Comment to comic 1048 on 2021-11-03
Lime is in the mood for a nice cock neck...
Comment to comic 1047 on 2021-11-03
A referance to the 1943 board game "Snak...
Comment to comic 1045 on 2021-11-03
This is how people are put to death nowa...
Comment to comic 1046 on 2021-11-03
Men do not have clits, apart from Kris, ...
Comment to comic 1043 on 2021-11-03
Yellow is addicted to piles, not pills.
Comment to comic 1043 on 2021-11-03
I am quite sure it is less.
Comment to comic 1042 on 2021-11-03
That is an odd accusation.
Comment to comic 1041 on 2021-11-03
First Yellow thought Lime was a crazy ho...
Comment to comic 1040 on 2021-11-03
The Comedic Relief relieved the stress o...
Comment to comic 1039 on 2021-11-03
Purple is pregnant, Lime is not.
Comment to comic 1038 on 2021-11-03
That guy is challenging the sexist idea ...
Comment to comic 1037 on 2021-11-03
A slight exaggeration of the confident p...
Comment to comic 6018 on 2021-11-03
NNN is a month-long challenge observed b... ★3
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-11-03
Emily Explosm owns Explosm. C&H is just ...
Comment to comic 1036 on 2021-11-02
Chloroform, or trichloromethane, is a li...
Comment to comic 1035 on 2021-11-02
A reference to the myth that babies are ...
Comment to comic 1034 on 2021-11-02
Most babies do not.
Comment to comic 1033 on 2021-11-02
Tan experiences karma.
Comment to comic 1033 on 2021-11-02
confirmed: LOL_REX is female.
Comment to comic 1032 on 2021-11-02
Education-Man represents the American sc...
Comment to comic 1031 on 2021-11-02
Kris described his perfect idea for a pr...
Comment to comic 1030 on 2021-11-02
Green is stuck in an infinite loop.
Comment to comic 1030 on 2021-11-02
No, it does, but all time travelers are ...
Comment to comic 1029 on 2021-11-02
Aqua uses his fingers to penetrate his g...
Comment to comic 1029 on 2021-11-02
VVVVVVCorrecting grammerVVVVVVV
Comment to comic 1027 on 2021-11-02
Alcohol can cause memory loss.
Comment to comic 1026 on 2021-11-02
Green was not happy to hear that.
Comment to comic 1026 on 2021-11-02
Only if you give me an eye in return...
Comment to comic 1025 on 2021-11-02
It looks pretty cool when stuff gets hit...
Comment to comic 1024 on 2021-11-02
Lassie was asking for food.
Comment to comic 1023 on 2021-11-02
Blue's mom is Yellow's partner.
Comment to comic 1022 on 2021-11-02
I think this is an old arcade game calle...
Comment to comic 1021 on 2021-11-02
Kids traditionally break piñatas to unlo...
Comment to comic 1021 on 2021-11-02
I feel....slightly targeted.
Comment to comic 1020 on 2021-11-02
The other kind of stripper cop is a stri...
Comment to comic 1019 on 2021-11-02
Orange is embarrassed.
Comment to comic 1018 on 2021-11-02
Osama Bin Laden was behind the terrorist...
Comment to comic 1016 on 2021-11-02
"Jesus Jonny" is a weird name. Anyway, "...
Comment to comic 1015 on 2021-11-02
A referance to touch football, a version...
Comment to comic 1014 on 2021-11-02
Egghead broke his head.
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02
U R welcum ★3
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6016 on 2021-11-02
Blue committed suicide in his dream, and... ★3
Comment to comic 1013 on 2021-11-02
I think the dad took Diacetylmorphine an...
Comment to comic 1013 on 2021-11-02
sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
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sequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/10...
Comment to comic 1005 on 2021-11-02
Prequal to: https://explosm.net/comics/1...
Comment to comic 1004 on 2021-11-02
That is what Google looked like in the U...
Comment to comic 1003 on 2021-11-02
Tan is bad at his job.
Comment to comic 1002 on 2021-11-02
That doctor will do anything for his pat...
Comment to comic 1001 on 2021-11-02
That psychic makes sure her readings com...
Comment to comic 1000 on 2021-11-02
A referance to serial killers in movies ...
Comment to comic 999 on 2021-11-02
This was back in the days when Kris care...
Comment to comic 996 on 2021-11-02
Prisoners in concentration camps were id...
Comment to comic 997 on 2021-11-02
The normal Sherrif used improper grammar...
Comment to comic 1710 on 2021-11-02
This is how Explosm presented animated s...
Comment to comic 995 on 2021-11-02
"Taco" is slang for a vagina, and eating...
Comment to comic 993 on 2021-11-02
That hunter was looking for geese.
Comment to comic 992 on 2021-11-02
According to The Bible, Jesus rose from ...
Comment to comic 991 on 2021-11-02
A referance to the 1984 song "The Roof i...
Comment to comic 990 on 2021-11-02
Super-Jerk is about to be detained for p...
Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02
The snowman. She is the snowman.
Comment to comic 6017 on 2021-11-02
(From left) Rob, Kris, Matt (in the coff... ★6
Comment to comic 597 on 2021-11-02
; )
Comment to comic 597 on 2021-11-02
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02
It seems as if you are confused about th... ★1
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-02
Then you might love this comic: https://...
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01
You are Welcome! ★2
Comment to comic 987 on 2021-11-01
This is pretty much how Matt feels about...
Comment to comic 989 on 2021-11-01
SHUT UP!! The Disney movies were the bes...
Comment to comic 989 on 2021-11-01
A reference to the American movie series...
Comment to comic 988 on 2021-11-01
Veal is meat produced by underage cows.
Comment to comic 986 on 2021-11-01
Blue got hurt with words.
Comment to comic 984 on 2021-11-01
Probably
Comment to comic 985 on 2021-11-01
Hoarse is a way to describe someone whos...
Comment to comic 983 on 2021-11-01
Orange seems to care very little about h...
Comment to comic 982 on 2021-11-01
The menstrual cycle is the name of the m...
Comment to comic 981 on 2021-11-01
A referance to the 1839 play by Edward B...
Comment to comic 980 on 2021-11-01
Purple wanted Pink's phone number.
Comment to comic 979 on 2021-11-01
A referance to Pikachu and Ash, two char...
Comment to comic 978 on 2021-11-01
Green turned Orange off.
Comment to comic 977 on 2021-11-01
But I just told you that I am a squid. S...
Comment to comic 977 on 2021-11-01
This is my new fave comment
Comment to comic 976 on 2021-11-01
Zombies can engage in necrophilia becaus...
Comment to comic 975 on 2021-11-01
A referance to the 1979 American film "A...
Comment to comic 974 on 2021-11-01
Premature Ejaculation man is coming.
Comment to comic 973 on 2021-11-01
SpongeBob SquarePants, AKA Spongebob, is...
Comment to comic 973 on 2021-11-01
Nah, I do not think so. St. Elmos does n...
Comment to comic 969 on 2021-11-01
A referance to the monthly sickness that...
Comment to comic 972 on 2021-11-01
Alcohol consumption impairs one's coordi...
Comment to comic 966 on 2021-11-01
The front seat of a car is called "shotg...
Comment to comic 6015 on 2021-11-01
That baby is addicted to drugs. ★2
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
I'm aware.
Comment to comic 965 on 2021-10-30
Laser Vaginoplasty is a type of rejuvena...
Comment to comic 971 on 2021-10-30
Kris's perfect world.
Comment to comic 964 on 2021-10-30
IBS is an intestinal disorder that cause...
Comment to comic 963 on 2021-10-30
That is not what Orange meant.
Comment to comic 962 on 2021-10-30
A referance to the 1978 board game "Hung...
Comment to comic 961 on 2021-10-30
Green is skipping the formalities.
Comment to comic 956 on 2021-10-30
A referance to the song "Tubthumping" by...
Comment to comic 959 on 2021-10-30
Green saved a lot of money.
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
First comment o_O : https://explosm.net/...
Comment to comic 960 on 2021-10-30
Kris is trying to find himself.
Comment to comic 960 on 2021-10-30
o_O
Comment to comic 955 on 2021-10-30
Both of those Presidents ( A. Lincon and...
Comment to comic 958 on 2021-10-30
If one's fish's tank is dirty enough to ...
Comment to comic 953 on 2021-10-30
Yellow thought Rob was deciding to exper...
Comment to comic 950 on 2021-10-30
Grey is being judged for doing what he n...
Comment to comic 949 on 2021-10-30
Schrödinger is famous for his experiment...
Comment to comic 949 on 2021-10-30
I think that you are right, but your arg...
Comment to comic 949 on 2021-10-30
Ayo, same ★1
Comment to comic 948 on 2021-10-30
Super Jerk is being a super jerk.
Comment to comic 947 on 2021-10-30
Red does not like short shorts.
Comment to comic 946 on 2021-10-30
Don provided an excellent translation be...
Comment to comic 945 on 2021-10-30
Charles' relationship is on thin ice.
Comment to comic 944 on 2021-10-30
Green cares little for his family and fr...
Comment to comic 943 on 2021-10-30
Red is so dramatic.
Comment to comic 941 on 2021-10-30
Green has some weird fetishes.
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
That is for the reader to decide. ★2
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6014 on 2021-10-30
Possums like to find and eat trash. ★1
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 942 on 2021-10-29
Rob thought OB ate too much food.
Comment to comic 940 on 2021-10-29
That thing is invading Grey's personal s...
Comment to comic 939 on 2021-10-29
The other peg is his penis.
Comment to comic 937 on 2021-10-29
Red got arrested for pretending to rape ...
Comment to comic 936 on 2021-10-29
That was irrelevant.
Comment to comic 938 on 2021-10-29
Laser eye surgery is also a reconstructi...
Comment to comic 935 on 2021-10-29
Only the head of the queen is on the Qui...
Comment to comic 934 on 2021-10-29
A referance to the great "I Have a Dream...
Comment to comic 932 on 2021-10-29
Blue and Orange chose a poor way to spen...
Comment to comic 932 on 2021-10-29
both?
Comment to comic 931 on 2021-10-29
Green took magenta's Jeff's advice liter...
Comment to comic 933 on 2021-10-29
G. Washington's face is on the American ...
Comment to comic 928 on 2021-10-29
A phrase that usually means alternatives...
Comment to comic 1708 on 2021-10-29
Used to be a Flash Animation, you probab...
Comment to comic 927 on 2021-10-29
Red thought of the wrong reason first.
Comment to comic 926 on 2021-10-29
A referance to a character named Curious...
Comment to comic 925 on 2021-10-29
Orange's quick thinking saved the day.
Comment to comic 924 on 2021-10-29
The increasingly darker panels are inten...
Comment to comic 923 on 2021-10-29
Blue probably tested positive for one or...
Comment to comic 922 on 2021-10-29
Green did not think that there was any p...
Comment to comic 921 on 2021-10-29
Purple showed Green a dead body.
Comment to comic 920 on 2021-10-29
That is not helping.
Comment to comic 919 on 2021-10-29
That bed is pretty agressive.
Comment to comic 918 on 2021-10-29
Green got lucky. Both of them.
Comment to comic 6013 on 2021-10-29
Cyan is, by government standards, unattr... ★1
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
Thanks, but I'd rather measure myself in... ★1
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
Was? His last comment was to comics ago.... ★1
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
Do you mean Jude_Nude_Dude_Prude_Twode? ... ★1
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
Orange's mom spread her pollen all over ... ★2
Comment to comic 6012 on 2021-10-27
I did the math, and if I write obvious s... ★1
Comment to comic 917 on 2021-10-27
The lamb followed Mary into the underwor...
Comment to comic 916 on 2021-10-27
Green deposited his baby
Comment to comic 915 on 2021-10-27
Nothing to see here, just some shameless...
Comment to comic 914 on 2021-10-27
A wet dream is a mid-sleep ejaculation.
Comment to comic 913 on 2021-10-27
A referance to Silicon gel, which is som...
Comment to comic 912 on 2021-10-27
Viagra is a drug that makes one's penis ...
Comment to comic 911 on 2021-10-27
Red is a bad person.
Comment to comic 910 on 2021-10-27
He shoved the lawn bowling pins up his a...
Comment to comic 909 on 2021-10-27
Grey proved Pink wrong.
Comment to comic 908 on 2021-10-27
The grind doesn't stop.
Comment to comic 906 on 2021-10-27
Human trafficking was cheaper back in th...
Comment to comic 905 on 2021-10-27
A referance to the 1960 book by Dr. Sues...
Comment to comic 904 on 2021-10-27
That is an odd sexual orientation.
Comment to comic 903 on 2021-10-27
That just melts one's face off.
Comment to comic 902 on 2021-10-27
Those four men can not all fit on that o...
Comment to comic 902 on 2021-10-27
says the old commenter
Comment to comic 901 on 2021-10-27
Matt is pointing out the similarities be...
Comment to comic 900 on 2021-10-27
The optimist is on the right, the pessim...
Comment to comic 900 on 2021-10-27
" Kris Wilson '07 "
Comment to comic 899 on 2021-10-27
Dave is making an acute connection betwe...
Comment to comic 898 on 2021-10-27
Some comedic relief never hurt anybody.
Comment to comic 897 on 2021-10-27
Guitars get girls.
Comment to comic 896 on 2021-10-27
That was irrelevant.
Comment to comic 895 on 2021-10-27
sequal to https://explosm.net/comics/894...
Comment to comic 894 on 2021-10-27
A referance to the Marvel Universe.
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-27
PLS CHANGE YOUR PFP BEFORE YOU GO DARK A... ★2
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
Whose gonna tell him? ★2
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
Stepbrother And Daddy
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
I don't think I can give a better answer...
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
SHIT! I'm late. Orange has clinical depr... ★1
Comment to comic 6011 on 2021-10-26
No: https://explosm.net/comics/4514#comm...
Comment to comic 893 on 2021-10-26
Cats do not have nine lives.
Comment to comic 891 on 2021-10-26
Jerry feels very horny.
Comment to comic 891 on 2021-10-26
It is short for Jerrimiah.
Comment to comic 892 on 2021-10-26
Yellow is pregnant.
Comment to comic 888 on 2021-10-26
A referance to Christianity, where God t...
Comment to comic 887 on 2021-10-26
That is the 43rd president of the United...
Comment to comic 886 on 2021-10-26
Kris is trying to prevent piracy.
Comment to comic 885 on 2021-10-26
A referance to the 1966 song "Yellow Sub...
Comment to comic 884 on 2021-10-26
Lime did some sus shit.
Comment to comic 882 on 2021-10-26
A referance to the 2004 song "Ch-Check i...
Comment to comic 883 on 2021-10-26
Orange's automatic voice control gun tho...
Comment to comic 879 on 2021-10-26
All nursery rhymes were created by peopl...
Comment to comic 877 on 2021-10-26
Yellow is delusional.
Comment to comic 878 on 2021-10-26
No one can capture SM!
Comment to comic 876 on 2021-10-26
People get pretty annoyed when a vegetar...
Comment to comic 875 on 2021-10-26
Another term for vomiting is "being sick...
Comment to comic 874 on 2021-10-26
"That is what she said" is another term ...
Comment to comic 872 on 2021-10-26
Summer lovin', as in sexual intercourse ...
Comment to comic 872 on 2021-10-26
Summer lovin', as in sexual intercourse ...
Comment to comic 872 on 2021-10-26
Summer lovin', as in sexual intercourse ...
Comment to comic 872 on 2021-10-26
Summer lovin', as in sexual intercourse ...
Comment to comic 872 on 2021-10-26
Summer lovin', as in sexual intercourse ...
Comment to comic 871 on 2021-10-26
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV...
Comment to comic 870 on 2021-10-26
Matt was implying bodily fluids.
Comment to comic 869 on 2021-10-26
"Siamese twins" is a term used to descri...
Comment to comic 868 on 2021-10-26
A referance to the 1984 film "The Termin...
Comment to comic 867 on 2021-10-26
Lime has no mouth.
Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 866 on 2021-10-26
That one time Kris was in a boy band.
Comment to comic 863 on 2021-10-26
"The Birds and The Bees" is another term...
Comment to comic 862 on 2021-10-26
How Kris thinks his priest should have r...
Comment to comic 861 on 2021-10-26
A referance to the 1990 animated series ...
Comment to comic 860 on 2021-10-26
Orange got triggered.
Comment to comic 859 on 2021-10-26
A referance to the 1969 animated series:...
Comment to comic 858 on 2021-10-26
Easter celebrates the revival of Jesus.
Comment to comic 857 on 2021-10-26
Charles gets lost in Suzie's Breasts
Comment to comic 856 on 2021-10-26
Violet asked like seven times.
Comment to comic 855 on 2021-10-26
Emo is depressing goth, scene is brightl...
Comment to comic 854 on 2021-10-26
SM will hurt the baby, and ruin the soda...
Comment to comic 853 on 2021-10-26
Women eject their rotten eggs once a mon...
Comment to comic 852 on 2021-10-26
Bottom, that's shit.
Comment to comic 852 on 2021-10-26
Bottom, that's shit.
Comment to comic 851 on 2021-10-26
]The Jewish are said to be good at keepi...
Comment to comic 850 on 2021-10-26
That is Jesus.
Comment to comic 849 on 2021-10-26
21 is the drinking age in America, Jesus...
Comment to comic 848 on 2021-10-26
That is Jesus, the Christian prophet, an...
Comment to comic 848 on 2021-10-26
it is. The whole bible is a book of rumo...
Comment to comic 847 on 2021-10-26
Jesus's father is God.
Comment to comic 846 on 2021-10-26
Bigfoot is a mythical being that suppose...
Comment to comic 845 on 2021-10-26
Good on Rob, these are mostly original l...
Comment to comic 844 on 2021-10-26
Alabama has a deservingly bad rep when i...
Comment to comic 842 on 2021-10-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FRWUPc...
Comment to comic 843 on 2021-10-26
That is a psychiatrist evaluating Jesus....
Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
Kris's traumatizing experiences volume #... ★1
Comment to comic 6010 on 2021-10-26
Let me handle this: ahem BETTER WOMEN TH... ★4
Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-26
That was cool! Please remember to turn i... ★1
Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 841 on 2021-10-25
The brother on the right is having an af...
Comment to comic 840 on 2021-10-25
A referance to the 1893 painting Scream ...
Comment to comic 839 on 2021-10-25
Punch Buggy Blue or Blue Punch Buggy is ...
Comment to comic 837 on 2021-10-25
That doctor accidentally turned that man...
Comment to comic 836 on 2021-10-25
That'll show those tree huggers.
Comment to comic 835 on 2021-10-25
What we have here, is a failure to commu...
Comment to comic 834 on 2021-10-25
Lot's of people are going to be drinking...
Comment to comic 833 on 2021-10-25
I'm not going to spend 20mins of my life...
Comment to comic 832 on 2021-10-25
Green is obsessed.
Comment to comic 831 on 2021-10-25
A referance to The Railway Series, a ser...
Comment to comic 830 on 2021-10-25
That is weird...
Comment to comic 829 on 2021-10-25
Grey has a terminal condition.
Comment to comic 827 on 2021-10-25
That doctor has AIDS.
Comment to comic 828 on 2021-10-25
A referance to the 2006 song "This Is Wh...
Comment to comic 825 on 2021-10-25
rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/65...
Comment to comic 824 on 2021-10-25
A rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/...
Comment to comic 823 on 2021-10-25
Rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/65...
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Rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/78...
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Rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/34...
Comment to comic 820 on 2021-10-25
Rewrite of https://explosm.net/comics/74...
Comment to comic 819 on 2021-10-25
A rewrite of this comic: https://explosm...
Comment to comic 826 on 2021-10-25
Black just pulled a hat out of a rabbit'...
Comment to comic 826 on 2021-10-25
Black just pulled a hat out of a rabbit'...
Comment to comic 826 on 2021-10-25
Black just pulled a hat out of a rabbit'...
Comment to comic 818 on 2021-10-25
Scientists believe that an asteroid kill...
Comment to comic 816 on 2021-10-25
A referance to Christianity. The Bible d...
Comment to comic 6009 on 2021-10-25
Dave wanted you to think that Orange wan... ★4
Comment to comic 817 on 2021-10-24
Green and Blue are pretending to play th...
Comment to comic 815 on 2021-10-24
White is Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist ...
Comment to comic 814 on 2021-10-24
Kris saves the day with out-of-the-box t...
Comment to comic 812 on 2021-10-24
Green has gonorrhea.
Comment to comic 813 on 2021-10-24
Sea legs, not as in the toleration of a ...
Comment to comic 808 on 2021-10-24
LMAO BUTTS!! Saves the day!
Comment to comic 809 on 2021-10-24
After a half hour on Urban Dictionary an...
Comment to comic 807 on 2021-10-24
They are both thinking about fisting.
Comment to comic 806 on 2021-10-24
You Got Served was a 2004 Drama.
Comment to comic 806 on 2021-10-24
DICKHEAD! I didn't know that C&H posted ...
Comment to comic 805 on 2021-10-24
The Watergate scandal started in 1972. T...
Comment to comic 804 on 2021-10-24
Blue is talking to himself.
Comment to comic 804 on 2021-10-24
This guy must be new to it...should we t...
Comment to comic 803 on 2021-10-24
That is Cupid, the God of love, who is u...
Comment to comic 802 on 2021-10-24
The Amish are a religious group of peopl...
Comment to comic 801 on 2021-10-24
Reaming means having anal sex. Dreamgirl...
Comment to comic 800 on 2021-10-24
That is a bad doctor, the bandage was ke...
Comment to comic 799 on 2021-10-24
That Valentine's day card is not subtle....
Comment to comic 799 on 2021-10-24
Thanksgiving? I'm seeing Christmas decor...
Comment to comic 798 on 2021-10-24
A referance to an advertisement for Forb...
Comment to comic 798 on 2021-10-24
Not family, family is forever.
Comment to comic 797 on 2021-10-24
Blue and Yellow kinda sus...
Comment to comic 796 on 2021-10-24
Kris recounts his first interaction with...
Comment to comic 795 on 2021-10-24
That is not what Green meant.
Comment to comic 794 on 2021-10-24
Barry the Berr just got drunk! Sorry, is...
Comment to comic 793 on 2021-10-24
That is Racheal Ray, she hosted a cookin...
Comment to comic 792 on 2021-10-24
Blue has no disease, those are marks he ...
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
Written by Thomas Benjamin Wild https://... ★1
Comment to comic 6008 on 2021-10-24
Blue has no more fucks. I've no more fuc... ★4
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
Born and raised in South Detroit? ★2
Comment to comic 791 on 2021-10-23
That is not how you wear clothes.
Comment to comic 790 on 2021-10-23
Oddly reminiscent of the 1957 book "How ...
Comment to comic 789 on 2021-10-23
David is dead.
Comment to comic 788 on 2021-10-23
Grey is using his manhood to assist him....
Comment to comic 788 on 2021-10-23
I present... MY HOOLA-HOOP-HELPER!!! Who...
Comment to comic 787 on 2021-10-23
That kid is shoplifting.
Comment to comic 786 on 2021-10-23
Orange just shit.
Comment to comic 786 on 2021-10-23
Why
Comment to comic 785 on 2021-10-23
Matt describing his failed America's Got...
Comment to comic 783 on 2021-10-23
Those slippers were recently part of som...
Comment to comic 783 on 2021-10-23
44 months later and God is still nothing...
Comment to comic 784 on 2021-10-23
Yellow has sex with squids.
Comment to comic 781 on 2021-10-23
That was not a great idea for a party.
Comment to comic 780 on 2021-10-23
Cyan was asking Stan to get a beer from ...
Comment to comic 779 on 2021-10-23
The first panel is a referance to the 19...
Comment to comic 778 on 2021-10-23
Yellow thought that Green had a boner, b...
Comment to comic 778 on 2021-10-23
Absolutely not a bone.
Comment to comic 777 on 2021-10-23
Blue is horny.
Comment to comic 776 on 2021-10-23
Sequal to https://explosm.net/comics/774...
Comment to comic 776 on 2021-10-23
You're right, stop making them.
Comment to comic 775 on 2021-10-23
Sequal to https://explosm.net/comics/774...
Comment to comic 774 on 2021-10-23
Rob is referencing Creutzfeldt-Jakob Dis...
Comment to comic 773 on 2021-10-23
A rainbow is the international symbol fo...
Comment to comic 772 on 2021-10-23
Purple thought that Green was masturbati...
Comment to comic 772 on 2021-10-23
Nah, that's a Rob character.
Comment to comic 771 on 2021-10-23
Bald Eagles are the national mascot of t...
Comment to comic 770 on 2021-10-23
Charles closed the lid of the toilet to ...
Comment to comic 769 on 2021-10-23
A referance to a mistletoe, a plant that...
Comment to comic 768 on 2021-10-23
The late Roger M. Wilcox explains this w...
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6007 on 2021-10-23
A referance to the 1981 song "Don't Stop... ★5
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
(Thank you, my friend) ★1
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pokes Lophu with shaft ★1
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV...
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(❋^ ^❋) ★1
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You rn VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV ★1
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ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ︻̷┻̿═━一- ★1
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Asheemis, Aweenis, You have Micropenis. ★2
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Only if Red's penis is longer than 16 in... ★1
Comment to comic 767 on 2021-10-20
In the long run, Blue lost.
Comment to comic 766 on 2021-10-20
Kris killed that guy.
Comment to comic 765 on 2021-10-20
A referance to the 1996 song "Ironic" by...
Comment to comic 763 on 2021-10-20
Green enjoys shoving stuff up his ass.
Comment to comic 764 on 2021-10-20
Finish, as in ejaculate.
Comment to comic 762 on 2021-10-20
Blue fucked the exam.
Comment to comic 761 on 2021-10-20
Green is getting a blow job from a fish....
Comment to comic 760 on 2021-10-20
That bitch also stole his kidneys.
Comment to comic 759 on 2021-10-20
Sequal to https://explosm.net/comics/391...
Comment to comic 757 on 2021-10-20
Lime is kind of a dick.
Comment to comic 756 on 2021-10-20
There was not.
Comment to comic 755 on 2021-10-20
A referance to the 1989 song "Janie's Go...
Comment to comic 754 on 2021-10-20
Rob wants to annoy the hell out of his r...
Comment to comic 753 on 2021-10-20
Grey just used magic to load his weapon....
Comment to comic 752 on 2021-10-20
Kris is freaking out.
Comment to comic 750 on 2021-10-20
The proverb refers to a natural bush in ...
Comment to comic 748 on 2021-10-20
Green's tongue is stuck.
Comment to comic 747 on 2021-10-20
Those guys are not people who paint thin...
Comment to comic 746 on 2021-10-20
That was gross.
Comment to comic 745 on 2021-10-20
This comic is in the shape of a penis.
Comment to comic 745 on 2021-10-20
Like, very Gay. Like, Billy Eichner leve...
Comment to comic 744 on 2021-10-20
Water breaking is a sign of going into l...
Comment to comic 743 on 2021-10-20
A reference to the song "It's beginning ...
Comment to comic 742 on 2021-10-20
Yellow disobeyed the doctor's orders.
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6006 on 2021-10-20
Green is referring to mattress sizes, Re... ★3
Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-20
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 741 on 2021-10-19
Charles is rude again, what a suprise.
Comment to comic 740 on 2021-10-19
I do not think that that boomerang is re...
Comment to comic 739 on 2021-10-19
That is an odd way to eat food.
Comment to comic 738 on 2021-10-19
That man said nonsense as his last words...
Comment to comic 737 on 2021-10-19
Yellow hit Green in the eye.
Comment to comic 736 on 2021-10-19
Red is left-handed.
Comment to comic 735 on 2021-10-19
All of these things resemble Penises.
Comment to comic 734 on 2021-10-19
A referance to the 1956 book by Fred Gip...
Comment to comic 733 on 2021-10-19
The only edition of Depressing Comic Wee...
Comment to comic 732 on 2021-10-19
More sadge.
Comment to comic 729 on 2021-10-19
Khaki was talking to the fetus in the fi...
Comment to comic 731 on 2021-10-19
Green's mother hung herself.
Comment to comic 728 on 2021-10-19
Depressing.
Comment to comic 727 on 2021-10-19
Orange crushed his son's dreams.
Comment to comic 725 on 2021-10-19
Rob has a phone in his pants. (I'm assum...
Comment to comic 723 on 2021-10-19
Those men are criminals.
Comment to comic 723 on 2021-10-19
They have not.
Comment to comic 724 on 2021-10-19
Matt is ridiculing the artists' reuse of...
Comment to comic 720 on 2021-10-19
Kris is rambling about his life again.
Comment to comic 714 on 2021-10-19
Orange is searching for himself
Comment to comic 714 on 2021-10-19
No, I don't think I will. ★1
Comment to comic 722 on 2021-10-19
A referance to a very serious disorder t...
Comment to comic 719 on 2021-10-19
Grey did not ask if he could use the afo...
Comment to comic 718 on 2021-10-19
I think the title of this comic: "Do not...
Comment to comic 716 on 2021-10-19
Rob implied that Green had mistaken a bi...
Comment to comic 6005 on 2021-10-19
Dismemberment usually does not make one ... ★2
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
But he commented stupid stuff, he was pr...
Comment to comic 717 on 2021-10-19
Rapists?
Comment to comic 717 on 2021-10-19
Charles' girlfriend is getting around.
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
A pillow
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that ...
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 715 on 2021-10-19
That man is drowning.
Comment to comic 711 on 2021-10-19
Charles strikes again.
Comment to comic 713 on 2021-10-19
That is not something one can grow.
Comment to comic 712 on 2021-10-19
It doesn't work.
Comment to comic 712 on 2021-10-19
....to breakfast
Comment to comic 710 on 2021-10-19
Greens' interests include breaking into ...
Comment to comic 709 on 2021-10-19
Blue is a meth addict.
Comment to comic 708 on 2021-10-19
A referance to the long word below, or a...
Comment to comic 707 on 2021-10-19
The elderly are famous for their long st...
Comment to comic 706 on 2021-10-19
He looks as if he is dressed as a ghost....
Comment to comic 704 on 2021-10-19
zing: To have supurb mental clarity. Rol...
Comment to comic 705 on 2021-10-19
That surgeon escaped.
Comment to comic 701 on 2021-10-19
Green seems unwilling to lose weight.
Comment to comic 703 on 2021-10-19
That is not a great deal.
Comment to comic 702 on 2021-10-19
Green is riding on an invisible bike.
Comment to comic 698 on 2021-10-19
Some circus dogs do this.
Comment to comic 699 on 2021-10-19
Bullseye is a phrase used to describe a ...
Comment to comic 696 on 2021-10-19
Grey is implying that he was the abuser ...
Comment to comic 695 on 2021-10-19
Grey is expected to trust that doctor fo...
Comment to comic 694 on 2021-10-19
Mullets get a bad rep.
Comment to comic 692 on 2021-10-19
That man is proving that bananas can be ...
Comment to comic 691 on 2021-10-19
"Break it down" is another term for danc...
Comment to comic 693 on 2021-10-19
Another one of Kris's strange dreams.
Comment to comic 689 on 2021-10-19
Aqua is worried that he has herpes.
Comment to comic 685 on 2021-10-19
Red killed them both.
Comment to comic 686 on 2021-10-19
That was a poor solution.
Comment to comic 687 on 2021-10-19
Kris was asking a question but was disap...
Comment to comic 687 on 2021-10-19
Kris was asking a question but was disap...
Comment to comic 687 on 2021-10-19
Kris was asking a question but was disap...
Comment to comic 684 on 2021-10-19
Sea legs could be referring to legs that...
Comment to comic 682 on 2021-10-19
Matt's take on the Charles and Girlfrien...
Comment to comic 681 on 2021-10-19
The question remains: Why is he drinking...
Comment to comic 680 on 2021-10-19
Kris comics are unsafe.
Comment to comic 678 on 2021-10-19
The detective is eating the evidence.
Comment to comic 676 on 2021-10-19
An incorrect assessment of C&H comics.
Comment to comic 675 on 2021-10-19
A parody on the acceptance rhyme to a de...
Comment to comic 679 on 2021-10-19
Guys do not have breasts.
Comment to comic 674 on 2021-10-19
Blue just realized that he is eating hum...
Comment to comic 673 on 2021-10-19
Refferees often ask for a clean match wh...
Comment to comic 672 on 2021-10-19
A referance to the mascot of Proctor and...
Comment to comic 670 on 2021-10-19
Charles is being rude again.
Comment to comic 671 on 2021-10-19
A referance to the 2002 movie XXX. That ... ★1
Comment to comic 669 on 2021-10-19
In 2006, $2.00 was considered a generous...
Comment to comic 668 on 2021-10-19
I'm not sure, but I think that this is a...
Comment to comic 6004 on 2021-10-19
A referance to the battle cry of animal ... ★3
Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18
Leotard sound like retard, which is comm... ★2
Comment to comic 6003 on 2021-10-18
T.A.B.S. ★1
Comment to comic 667 on 2021-10-17
Hot-bitch uaries. That is the joke.
Comment to comic 666 on 2021-10-17
Beelzebub is the prince of the Devils. T...
Comment to comic 665 on 2021-10-17
Grey is mad at Aqua-Marine.
Comment to comic 663 on 2021-10-17
Green is going to ejaculate and will nee...
Comment to comic 664 on 2021-10-17
Touchè is something an asshole would say...
Comment to comic 661 on 2021-10-17
A referance to L. Lohan voluntarily vomi...
Comment to comic 659 on 2021-10-17
The term "Low/high Brow" refers to the c...
Comment to comic 658 on 2021-10-17
That is an odd thing to do.
Comment to comic 657 on 2021-10-17
PS users have always been at odds with X...
Comment to comic 656 on 2021-10-17
A reference to the terrorist attacks of ...
Comment to comic 656 on 2021-10-17
we remember it, to stop it from happenin...
Comment to comic 655 on 2021-10-17
A referance to the 1988 movie Bloodsport...
Comment to comic 655 on 2021-10-17
wasn't his idea
Comment to comic 654 on 2021-10-17
Grey is being mean.
Comment to comic 653 on 2021-10-17
Life has gotten Orange down, literally.
Comment to comic 652 on 2021-10-17
I bet you thought Blue was going to say ...
Comment to comic 652 on 2021-10-17
Well, it is certainly not true anymore i...
Comment to comic 652 on 2021-10-17
Yet none of them are bald...
Comment to comic 651 on 2021-10-17
Grey is acting rather existential.
Comment to comic 650 on 2021-10-17
A referance to slut food, or food that i...
Comment to comic 649 on 2021-10-17
The shape on the right side of the bed i...
Comment to comic 648 on 2021-10-17
Blue and Red are angry at Grey for choos...
Comment to comic 647 on 2021-10-17
That is an odd thing for one to say.
Comment to comic 646 on 2021-10-17
Punchline Spoiler spoiled the punchline....
Comment to comic 645 on 2021-10-17
That man is a bad doctor.
Comment to comic 644 on 2021-10-17
This is a referance to the 1983 arcade g...
Comment to comic 6002 on 2021-10-17
Kicking someone in the balls is an actio... ★1
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-17
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 643 on 2021-10-16
Matt is making fun of this commonly used...
Comment to comic 642 on 2021-10-16
People with cancer often shave their hea...
Comment to comic 641 on 2021-10-16
That is an odd thing for that man to be ...
Comment to comic 640 on 2021-10-16
That is a difficult mistake to make.
Comment to comic 639 on 2021-10-16
That cop is angry at that man for being ...
Comment to comic 637 on 2021-10-16
People with Down Syndrome, or Down's, ha...
Comment to comic 638 on 2021-10-16
All Kris wants to do is make out. He has...
Comment to comic 636 on 2021-10-16
"Date rape" is a term used to describe a...
Comment to comic 635 on 2021-10-16
John Wilkes Booth assassinated President...
Comment to comic 634 on 2021-10-16
Grey masturbated to Blue getting lucky.
Comment to comic 633 on 2021-10-16
That little deer stole its dead mother's...
Comment to comic 632 on 2021-10-16
Blue accomplished 3 tasks through one ac...
Comment to comic 631 on 2021-10-16
Zarcbuklioids walk aggressively.
Comment to comic 630 on 2021-10-16
The angel did not bring such great news....
Comment to comic 629 on 2021-10-16
Not sure why, but Green and Pink seem to...
Comment to comic 628 on 2021-10-16
This is a referance to the 1996 Japanese...
Comment to comic 627 on 2021-10-16
Rob is referencing anorexia, a disease t...
Comment to comic 626 on 2021-10-16
Firemen usually do not use water during ...
Comment to comic 626 on 2021-10-16
No one does that.
Comment to comic 625 on 2021-10-16
That mini-musketeer is a fucking savage....
Comment to comic 624 on 2021-10-16
Mohammed is the prophet of Islam.
Comment to comic 623 on 2021-10-16
Dave is mad at the haters.
Comment to comic 622 on 2021-10-16
Many magician tricks begin with the magi...
Comment to comic 621 on 2021-10-16
Navy is attracted to flying
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16
People seem to be a little confused abou... ★2
Comment to comic 597 on 2021-10-16
Me: This comic references a character na... ★1
Comment to comic 6001 on 2021-10-16
Kris is confessing his sins. ★1
Comment to comic 604 on 2021-10-13
And he's even worse than me.
Comment to comic 597 on 2021-10-13
Captain Obvious: Captain Obvious correct... ★1
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 620 on 2021-10-13
Despite princesses often interacting wit...
Comment to comic 618 on 2021-10-13
I bet you thought he was talking about t...
Comment to comic 619 on 2021-10-13
Kris wishes to have sex with one of his ...
Comment to comic 617 on 2021-10-13
The groom wishes to have and hold his wi...
Comment to comic 614 on 2021-10-13
Rob is explaining making fun of the lack...
Comment to comic 614 on 2021-10-13
To see the full list, see PSES 1.
Comment to comic 613 on 2021-10-13
Yellow probably had something to do with...
Comment to comic 612 on 2021-10-13
Very few would consider that an impressi...
Comment to comic 611 on 2021-10-13
That is kinda gross.
Comment to comic 610 on 2021-10-13
That is not very classy.
Comment to comic 608 on 2021-10-13
That man did a robbery but did not steal...
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13
If it doesn't work, then you are stupid....
Comment to comic 6000 on 2021-10-13
Orange believes that hardcore sex on por... ★2
Comment to comic 609 on 2021-10-13
Rob believes that cartoonists have unatt...
Comment to comic 605 on 2021-10-13
Red thought Blue was talking about her.
Comment to comic 603 on 2021-10-13
Blue has an amputee fetish.
Comment to comic 602 on 2021-10-13
That could also mean that he got intoxic...
Comment to comic 601 on 2021-10-13
Green is not helping his friend through ...
Comment to comic 600 on 2021-10-13
That is a highly unusual medical conditi...
Comment to comic 599 on 2021-10-13
That doctor is acting unprofessionally.
Comment to comic 599 on 2021-10-13
Huh...
Comment to comic 599 on 2021-10-13
well, that's a new one!
Comment to comic 597 on 2021-10-13
So did Snagglepuss
Comment to comic 596 on 2021-10-13
That car explodes.
Comment to comic 595 on 2021-10-13
A referance to step fathers .
Comment to comic 595 on 2021-10-13
this comment looks shitty, but it is pro...
Comment to comic 594 on 2021-10-13
I am the first person to touch this comm...
Comment to comic 592 on 2021-10-13
The Beast!! Oh, wait... Split was releas...
Comment to comic 591 on 2021-10-13
That is a difficult mistake to make.
Comment to comic 589 on 2021-10-13
Blue is a vortex.
Comment to comic 588 on 2021-10-13
That vampire has some very mundane hobbi...
Comment to comic 587 on 2021-10-13
It is believed that Jesus could walk on ...
Comment to comic 1703 on 2021-10-13
A C&H short
Comment to comic 586 on 2021-10-13
Obvious explanation of the comic.
Comment to comic 586 on 2021-10-13
LMAO stay mad
Comment to comic 586 on 2021-10-13
Reply complaining about the inaccuracy o...
Comment to comic 586 on 2021-10-13
Last?
Comment to comic 585 on 2021-10-12
An amazing prediction of the now-famous ...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
He posted a working link to Thomas the T...
Comment to comic 584 on 2021-10-12
A referance to the 1959 song: "I Fought ...
Comment to comic 582 on 2021-10-12
Sequal of: https://explosm.net/comics/58...
Comment to comic 581 on 2021-10-12
Green is suggesting necrophilia.
Comment to comic 578 on 2021-10-12
Matt makes fun of Housewife soap operas
Comment to comic 577 on 2021-10-12
The sign meant "no littering", but Green...
Comment to comic 576 on 2021-10-12
This is an odd form of rape.
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
You are Welcome! (You are my least fave ...
Comment to comic 1702 on 2021-10-12
This might be invisible for you, I think...
Comment to comic 575 on 2021-10-12
LOL! FAG!! Man instigates a fight with A...
Comment to comic 574 on 2021-10-12
]Jesus is famous for making the blind se...
Comment to comic 573 on 2021-10-12
Orange had plenty of time to realize tha...
Comment to comic 572 on 2021-10-12
Grey is acting as if Green is his diary
Comment to comic 572 on 2021-10-12
Because Kris is fucking crazy
Comment to comic 571 on 2021-10-12
Matt is well known for making offensive ...
Comment to comic 570 on 2021-10-12
Those zombies are nice.
Comment to comic 569 on 2021-10-12
Very few people wish to be cremated whil...
Comment to comic 568 on 2021-10-12
Green does not understand the simple con...
Comment to comic 568 on 2021-10-12
Green does not understand the simple con...
Comment to comic 568 on 2021-10-12
Green does not understand the simple con...
Comment to comic 567 on 2021-10-12
One would expect a guardian angel to hav...
Comment to comic 566 on 2021-10-12
Those dead guys can't really do anything...
Comment to comic 565 on 2021-10-12
Blue is bad at bullying.
Comment to comic 563 on 2021-10-12
They are online pedo's attempting to get...
Comment to comic 564 on 2021-10-12
Rob probably got the idea for this comic...
Comment to comic 564 on 2021-10-12
I get hay for every SNL I host! neigh! -...
Comment to comic 5999 on 2021-10-12
227 is referring to their prison sentenc... ★2
Comment to comic 562 on 2021-10-12
In movies, a tumbleweed usually signifie...
Comment to comic 561 on 2021-10-12
Orange probably did not consent to that....
Comment to comic 559 on 2021-10-12
A Barracuda is a young woman who seeks o...
Comment to comic 558 on 2021-10-12
Rob is trying to tell us that vid game c...
Comment to comic 557 on 2021-10-12
Gangsters shoot people a lot.
Comment to comic 555 on 2021-10-12
That is not a good deal for Lime.
Comment to comic 556 on 2021-10-12
That is also a pick-up line.
Comment to comic 554 on 2021-10-12
Many use Vodka to help forget their woes...
Comment to comic 553 on 2021-10-12
Those kids pranked the hospital
Comment to comic 550 on 2021-10-12
Kris documents how he survived cancer.
Comment to comic 551 on 2021-10-12
Aqua is speaking in Palindromes, phrases...
Comment to comic 547 on 2021-10-12
Violence solved that poblem.
Comment to comic 547 on 2021-10-12
Obviously
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Lavander is covering his nose and mouth ...
Comment to comic 543 on 2021-10-12
Blue is having trouble with his buisness...
Comment to comic 543 on 2021-10-12
Ignore everyone below me, I'm the guy yo...
Comment to comic 544 on 2021-10-12
A reference to the 1930 book: "The Littl...
Comment to comic 544 on 2021-10-12
A fate worse than death
Comment to comic 542 on 2021-10-12
One might stop, drop, and roll if one is...
Comment to comic 542 on 2021-10-12
Depends on if the bullet is moving or no...
Comment to comic 541 on 2021-10-12
Green thought that brown hit his foot ag...
Comment to comic 541 on 2021-10-12
neither
Comment to comic 538 on 2021-10-12
D is short for defense, American Footbal...
Comment to comic 537 on 2021-10-12
This was back in the day when the artist...
Comment to comic 536 on 2021-10-12
When Mr. Pimp says "gas", he means seame...
Comment to comic 535 on 2021-10-12
These are the origins of Charles.
Comment to comic 45 on 2021-10-12
Lesser-known prequal: https://explosm.ne...
Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5998 on 2021-10-12
Blue has a foot fetish. ★2
Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
A true honor! You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
That guy is a bad guardian angel. ★1
Comment to comic 5997 on 2021-10-11
I am very confused... have you learned t...
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11
I'll trust your expert matchmaking advic... ★2
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-11
I'm pretty sure that's obvious.
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09
NO
Comment to comic 533 on 2021-10-09
A conductor conducts an orchestra or ele...
Comment to comic 532 on 2021-10-09
"Hamburger Joint" is a common name for a...
Comment to comic 530 on 2021-10-09
That is something that humans living in ...
Comment to comic 531 on 2021-10-09
Cooldog explains this well below.
Comment to comic 529 on 2021-10-09
Matt decides to make fun of Polio, as fe...
Comment to comic 527 on 2021-10-09
Pink may be male.
Comment to comic 528 on 2021-10-09
This is a house with 6 rooms and 12 peop...
Comment to comic 526 on 2021-10-09
Blue has a small penis.
Comment to comic 525 on 2021-10-09
Green is a necrophiliac.
Comment to comic 524 on 2021-10-09
That is most definitely malignant.
Comment to comic 523 on 2021-10-09
That woman was not in pain when her stom...
Comment to comic 523 on 2021-10-09
The Candyman!
Comment to comic 522 on 2021-10-09
Douchebag, a common insult, is also the ...
Comment to comic 520 on 2021-10-09
They were very much able to take their o...
Comment to comic 521 on 2021-10-09
Men can not get pregnant, it takes 9 mon...
Comment to comic 518 on 2021-10-09
This is a referance to the 1954 book by ...
Comment to comic 517 on 2021-10-09
Charles is thinking about an antibacteri...
Comment to comic 516 on 2021-10-09
Rob is making fun of the famously calm d...
Comment to comic 516 on 2021-10-09
Rob is making fun of the famously calm d...
Comment to comic 516 on 2021-10-09
Rob is making fun of the famously calm d...
Comment to comic 515 on 2021-10-09
Dave is making fun of the calm demeanor ...
Comment to comic 515 on 2021-10-09
Up your animated ass, and to the left.
Comment to comic 513 on 2021-10-09
Kris is making fun of the calm demeanor ...
Comment to comic 512 on 2021-10-09
That tree frog just ate Victoria.
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 511 on 2021-10-09
The woman in blue is a photoshopped pict...
Comment to comic 511 on 2021-10-09
actually, you helped me.
Comment to comic 508 on 2021-10-09
that is not an easy mistake to make.
Comment to comic 5996 on 2021-10-09
Blue is sitting on the butt plug, an act... ★3
Comment to comic 507 on 2021-10-09
This was made over a month before I was ...
Comment to comic 507 on 2021-10-09
Facebook Freddy?
Comment to comic 506 on 2021-10-09
A referance to the idiom "hoisted with m...
Comment to comic 505 on 2021-10-09
Brown ate a bean, and it grew through hi...
Comment to comic 504 on 2021-10-09
King Macbeth was killed by his enemies d...
Comment to comic 503 on 2021-10-09
Toilet paper comes from trees.
Comment to comic 501 on 2021-10-09
This is a remake of Dave's comic: https:...
Comment to comic 460 on 2021-10-09
sequel: https://explosm.net/comics/501/
Comment to comic 499 on 2021-10-09
Green requested that the thief take off ...
Comment to comic 497 on 2021-10-08
Brown died after Grey pulled Brown's fin...
Comment to comic 498 on 2021-10-08
This is a referance to the game show: Je...
Comment to comic 496 on 2021-10-08
Woodsaws are much less frightening than ...
Comment to comic 490 on 2021-10-08
Sometimes, doves are released at the Oly...
Comment to comic 492 on 2021-10-08
Orange is bad at math.
Comment to comic 489 on 2021-10-08
Brown just divorced Bob based on a misun...
Comment to comic 488 on 2021-10-08
The Elephant Man was a person in the mid...
Comment to comic 487 on 2021-10-08
]Orange could have saved himself, but he...
Comment to comic 486 on 2021-10-08
That was not the joke Orange was going t...
Comment to comic 485 on 2021-10-08
Dave's interpretation of Rob's time trav...
Comment to comic 484 on 2021-10-08
Kris fantasizes about interaction with h...
Comment to comic 482 on 2021-10-08
Orange has mastered mouth rape
Comment to comic 481 on 2021-10-08
Garret inadvertently killed himself.
Comment to comic 479 on 2021-10-08
This is a referance to "Boulevard of Bro...
Comment to comic 476 on 2021-10-08
SM and RAM defeated FM.
Comment to comic 474 on 2021-10-08
Orange ate old tampons.
Comment to comic 473 on 2021-10-08
Rob is calling out his teammates for the...
Comment to comic 470 on 2021-10-08
This is a referance to the 2009 Disney f...
Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08
You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 5995 on 2021-10-08
Green killed a bad person, as a baby. Mu... ★2
Comment to comic 2144 on 2021-10-08
Up your Chinese ass and to the left!
Comment to comic 467 on 2021-10-08
Grey is dressed up as an undercover cop,...
Comment to comic 467 on 2021-10-08
STFU you elbino homosexual!
Comment to comic 466 on 2021-10-08
That man was inspired by restaurant work...
Comment to comic 466 on 2021-10-08
WHO IS THIS!!! OBVIOUSES, ASSEMBLE, AND ...
Comment to comic 464 on 2021-10-08
Blue has captured time and stored it all...
Comment to comic 463 on 2021-10-08
Tan got away with kidnapping by pretendi...
Comment to comic 462 on 2021-10-08
The original "loaded week".
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-08
Yes
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-08
thanks, I did not want to find it.
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06
cooldog? More like cool mom ! ★1
Comment to comic 460 on 2021-10-06
Green was sad about the death of his cat...
Comment to comic 455 on 2021-10-06
I bet you thought Blue was talking about...
Comment to comic 454 on 2021-10-06
Orange was a bully and died for it.
Comment to comic 453 on 2021-10-06
Grey violated his own rule and paid the ...
Comment to comic 452 on 2021-10-06
That man, by donning a deodorant that sm...
Comment to comic 449 on 2021-10-06
That is not what Charlette meant.
Comment to comic 448 on 2021-10-06
Zombies do not have brains.
Comment to comic 446 on 2021-10-06
This is a reference to the song "Junk in...
Comment to comic 445 on 2021-10-06
The comic is on fire!
Comment to comic 444 on 2021-10-06
Green is dead, and will most likely fail...
Comment to comic 443 on 2021-10-06
Black served Green her court papers.
Comment to comic 441 on 2021-10-06
This is a reference to the Doctor Suess ...
Comment to comic 434 on 2021-10-06
Aqua gave Yellow a burrito that came out...
Comment to comic 439 on 2021-10-06
That doctor is unprofessional.
Comment to comic 439 on 2021-10-06
SAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSAAAAA...
Comment to comic 437 on 2021-10-06
Those doctors are Atheists.
Comment to comic 438 on 2021-10-06
This is a reference to a movie series ca...
Comment to comic 435 on 2021-10-06
LOL! FAG!! Is being gay. It's his villai...
Comment to comic 433 on 2021-10-06
That man is a bad doctor.
Comment to comic 432 on 2021-10-06
C&H is using a liked, recurring characte...
Comment to comic 432 on 2021-10-06
See PSES 1 for full list
Comment to comic 431 on 2021-10-06
Ass Rape Man is about to ass rape Green....
Comment to comic 429 on 2021-10-06
That is a bad way to greet someone.
Comment to comic 428 on 2021-10-06
My old friend Pancakez explains this muc...
Comment to comic 421 on 2021-10-06
"Gotta catch 'em all" is the Pokemon the...
Comment to comic 427 on 2021-10-06
Blue and Gold both made double entendre ...
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5994 on 2021-10-06
Orange has a mustache-like cocaine smear... ★1
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-06
But C&H, like always, st©˜∂¬¥∂øß∑ß∂ƒ ★3
Comment to comic 420 on 2021-10-06
This is a reference to the popular query...
Comment to comic 418 on 2021-10-05
I think my good friend Cooldog explained...
Comment to comic 419 on 2021-10-05
The joke is that female rapists are neve...
Comment to comic 419 on 2021-10-05
Most of us got drafted.
Comment to comic 417 on 2021-10-05
A bunch of fives is slang for punching s...
Comment to comic 417 on 2021-10-05
You can delete the your own comments, yo...
Comment to comic 416 on 2021-10-05
That was a reality check.
Comment to comic 416 on 2021-10-05
It is, really, I checked.
Comment to comic 415 on 2021-10-05
STD rates are high in Texas.
Comment to comic 414 on 2021-10-05
Green has AIDS.
Comment to comic 413 on 2021-10-05
A mouse controls that little white thing...
Comment to comic 411 on 2021-10-05
Super Jerk is a Jerk.
Comment to comic 410 on 2021-10-05
John claimed that he gave his pants to S...
Comment to comic 408 on 2021-10-05
A man with no arms or legs would drown i...
Comment to comic 409 on 2021-10-05
Waldo likes to run away from home.
Comment to comic 409 on 2021-10-05
Creepier than mine? (Look at my pfp duri...
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
tee hee Thank you! :blushes: ★2
Comment to comic 407 on 2021-10-05
If you do not remember to look for cars,...
Comment to comic 406 on 2021-10-05
His Penis was up.
Comment to comic 404 on 2021-10-05
Blue feels bad for making fun of Green.
Comment to comic 405 on 2021-10-05
Foreman beats Hitler, always.
Comment to comic 403 on 2021-10-05
Blue is very loving to his girlfriend bu...
Comment to comic 400 on 2021-10-05
Aqua killed Blue.
Comment to comic 399 on 2021-10-05
Blue and Red killed Green
Comment to comic 397 on 2021-10-05
Lavander did not expect that twist.
Comment to comic 398 on 2021-10-05
You can not outrun your past.
Comment to comic 396 on 2021-10-05
Green died.
Comment to comic 395 on 2021-10-05
Mike is masturbating.
Comment to comic 394 on 2021-10-05
Grey has had enough.
Comment to comic 394 on 2021-10-05
Please tell us!!!
Comment to comic 393 on 2021-10-05
Green shits in his toilet.
Comment to comic 392 on 2021-10-05
They are on a Rubix cube.
Comment to comic 391 on 2021-10-05
Instead of changing their behavior, Blue...
Comment to comic 391 on 2021-10-05
I mean, look at the shape of it.
Comment to comic 390 on 2021-10-05
Santa ate too many cookies.
Comment to comic 389 on 2021-10-05
Kwanza is an African American holiday fr...
Comment to comic 389 on 2021-10-05
That's not true at all: Bear with me, th...
Comment to comic 387 on 2021-10-05
That rhymes.
Comment to comic 385 on 2021-10-05
Guy eating Cyanide and Happyness, Antler...
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5991 on 2021-10-05
Conga man is sad that no one has his bac... ★1
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 385 on 2021-10-05
This is a special anniversary comic, con...
Comment to comic 384 on 2021-10-05
Mabey, but now Aqua has been reminded.
Comment to comic 383 on 2021-10-05
WoW causes cartoonists to not make comic...
Comment to comic 382 on 2021-10-05
Orange believes in monogomy.
Comment to comic 378 on 2021-10-05
Racer will die from led poisoning.
Comment to comic 380 on 2021-10-05
Green has just revealed that he stole th...
Comment to comic 377 on 2021-10-05
That is an odd thing to have.
Comment to comic 375 on 2021-10-05
The fourth wall has been broken.
Comment to comic 374 on 2021-10-05
That is an odd thing to say.
Comment to comic 373 on 2021-10-05
That man is a bad superhero.
Comment to comic 372 on 2021-10-05
Blue is wasting his wishes.
Comment to comic 371 on 2021-10-05
The Tighty Whitey group meeting does ver...
Comment to comic 370 on 2021-10-05
Charles did it again.
Comment to comic 370 on 2021-10-05
https://explosm.net/comics/4867/ https:/...
Comment to comic 49 on 2021-10-05
PSES 12.5: https://explosm.net/comics/53...
Comment to comic 5325 on 2021-10-05
Also, a wonderful place to finish.
Comment to comic 3475 on 2021-10-05
For context, Cooldog has had a long-stan...
Comment to comic 3460 on 2021-10-05
Bye Matt.
Comment to comic 3412 on 2021-10-05
and baby
Comment to comic 369 on 2021-10-05
Blue is not sure if that is a good thing...
Comment to comic 368 on 2021-10-05
That is a bad trail mix.
Comment to comic 367 on 2021-10-05
That was a bad deal.
Comment to comic 366 on 2021-10-05
That was Big Bird.
Comment to comic 365 on 2021-10-05
Green took out the trash, as in he kille...
Comment to comic 363 on 2021-10-05
Blue plays the hairy banjo, despite bein...
Comment to comic 362 on 2021-10-05
Blue's double Entendre did not fit.
Comment to comic 361 on 2021-10-05
Purple is not as good of a friend as Whi...
Comment to comic 360 on 2021-10-05
The very first Halloween comic!
Comment to comic 358 on 2021-10-05
One might snort cocaine, but it would be...
Comment to comic 356 on 2021-10-05
A broken window costs more than a chippe...
Comment to comic 5993 on 2021-10-05
It was implied that the doc was checking... ★2
Comment to comic 359 on 2021-10-04
That was an odd interaction.
Comment to comic 355 on 2021-10-04
This is the theme of Ghostbusters.
Comment to comic 354 on 2021-10-04
Green thought that Blue was talking abou...
Comment to comic 357 on 2021-10-04
Batteries are not something one should b...
Comment to comic 353 on 2021-10-04
I'm a little confused about what this is...
Comment to comic 352 on 2021-10-04
As we can see here, not all gay males ar...
Comment to comic 351 on 2021-10-04
Orange experienced diarrhea after consum...
Comment to comic 351 on 2021-10-04
Orange experienced diarrhea after consum...
Comment to comic 351 on 2021-10-04
Orange experienced diarrhea after consum...
Comment to comic 349 on 2021-10-04
That would be an odd thing to do.
Comment to comic 347 on 2021-10-04
The PSES returned to eye stabbing
Comment to comic 347 on 2021-10-04
See PSES 1 for 12&13
Comment to comic 346 on 2021-10-04
This is a paradox
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
It's the most, wonderful time, of the ye... ★1
Comment to comic 345 on 2021-10-04
Yellow just wants something to eat
Comment to comic 343 on 2021-10-04
All of the Chocoholics seem to be overwe...
Comment to comic 342 on 2021-10-04
Blue has AIDS.
Comment to comic 341 on 2021-10-04
Whore Ray sounds like hooray
Comment to comic 340 on 2021-10-04
Red just gave those kids a garbage bag.
Comment to comic 339 on 2021-10-04
That is a weird thing to say.
Comment to comic 338 on 2021-10-04
Rob made it look like Blue was masturbat...
Comment to comic 337 on 2021-10-04
In an old, live-action, batman movie, Ro...
Comment to comic 336 on 2021-10-04
Green thought that Blue received a blowj...
Comment to comic 335 on 2021-10-04
That is not a nice thing to say.
Comment to comic 334 on 2021-10-04
That man died.
Comment to comic 333 on 2021-10-04
It was a plane
Comment to comic 333 on 2021-10-04
You inspired us all, the first Obvious a...
Comment to comic 332 on 2021-10-04
That man probably can not break a twenty...
Comment to comic 331 on 2021-10-04
That is bad news
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5992 on 2021-10-04
That is not what the doctor meant. ★2
Comment to comic 331 on 2021-10-03
Are those high standards that I am heari...
Comment to comic 329 on 2021-10-03
Seizure boy just became Seizure Man.
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5989 on 2021-10-03
They think they will be assigned respons... ★2
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
This is copied almost directly from Deri... ★1
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
WHY DOES THIS HAVE MORE FAVES THAN THE O... ★1
Comment to comic 323 on 2021-10-02
Shit, GTG meets LOL! FAG!!
Comment to comic 322 on 2021-10-02
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ...
Comment to comic 321 on 2021-10-02
Very few people use toast as a wallet.
Comment to comic 316 on 2021-10-02
Charles is worried about the safety of s...
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5990 on 2021-10-02
Blue and Orange killed themselves with a... ★2
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01
Are the walls and floor really cocaine i... ★1
Comment to comic 316 on 2021-10-01
GOOD FUCKING JOKE MAN!! WOOOO!!! You can...
Comment to comic 2371 on 2021-10-01
Time starts to slow Everything stands st... ★1
Comment to comic 2371 on 2021-10-01
and he was never seen again.
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01
Why thank you! (blushes)
Comment to comic 315 on 2021-10-01
This is an old comic, rewritten.
Comment to comic 315 on 2021-10-01
SHAPE DOESN'T MATTER!!
Comment to comic 313 on 2021-10-01
That will not work
Comment to comic 312 on 2021-10-01
Thanks, LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 310 on 2021-10-01
That is a weird tattoo.
Comment to comic 309 on 2021-10-01
The Purple-Shirted eye Stabber returns!
Comment to comic 309 on 2021-10-01
see PSES 1 for #12 and 13
Comment to comic 49 on 2021-10-01
PSES 13: https://explosm.net/comics/5794...
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01
How do you know?
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-10-01
I am thought to be the alt of the legend... ★1
Comment to comic 3967 on 2021-10-01
Cyan is kinda sexist ngl.
Comment to comic 3955 on 2021-10-01
digestion probably.
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 3902 on 2021-09-29
He's making fun of another commenter who...
Comment to comic 308 on 2021-09-29
That is a weird way to tell someone that...
Comment to comic 307 on 2021-09-29
Orange got raped and stabbed by Green.
Comment to comic 304 on 2021-09-29
PENIS!
Comment to comic 303 on 2021-09-29
Cyan likes raking with an erection, just...
Comment to comic 302 on 2021-09-29
Green is selfish.
Comment to comic 300 on 2021-09-29
Hurricane Katrina has no boobs.
Comment to comic 299 on 2021-09-29
Blue was right, cement shoes do not work...
Comment to comic 297 on 2021-09-29
Blue has some odd fetishes.
Comment to comic 296 on 2021-09-29
Red pulled a funny prank.
Comment to comic 292 on 2021-09-29
Something like that...
Comment to comic 290 on 2021-09-29
Blue is a homosexual.
Comment to comic 294 on 2021-09-29
Green just killed himself for a prank.
Comment to comic 288 on 2021-09-29
Brown is sick of Green's shit.
Comment to comic 289 on 2021-09-29
Charles does not value their relationshi...
Comment to comic 287 on 2021-09-29
Green did not fix anything.
Comment to comic 285 on 2021-09-29
That certainly was awkward.
Comment to comic 285 on 2021-09-29
in all fairness, he got pretty far in on...
Comment to comic 284 on 2021-09-29
That fixed nothing.
Comment to comic 281 on 2021-09-29
Charlie went down the drain.
Comment to comic 280 on 2021-09-29
Pink's boyfriend is a zombie, and she fe...
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
Quinced ★5
Comment to comic 279 on 2021-09-29
Seizure man is not a very good super-her...
Comment to comic 278 on 2021-09-29
Grey was mad that Purple won.
Comment to comic 277 on 2021-09-29
Charles is proving her point.
Comment to comic 276 on 2021-09-29
Blue is selfish.
Comment to comic 275 on 2021-09-29
They are inside, there is no wind.
Comment to comic 274 on 2021-09-29
That is a funny marketing strategy.
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5988 on 2021-09-29
Blue wishes to escape and believes that ... ★2
Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29
You mean me, right?
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-09-29
ÿéaæh?
Comment to comic 261 on 2021-09-29
...GAY
Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5987 on 2021-09-29
That gun was not loaded, as in it had no... ★2
Comment to comic 272 on 2021-09-28
Rape is a punishable offense.
Comment to comic 270 on 2021-09-28
That...... person missed a spot.
Comment to comic 271 on 2021-09-28
An abortion is an odd prize to receive a...
Comment to comic 269 on 2021-09-28
They are Muslim Xtremists, not as in Mus...
Comment to comic 269 on 2021-09-28
That's what she said.
Comment to comic 268 on 2021-09-28
"What's inside the smallest one?" Is the...
Comment to comic 266 on 2021-09-28
Nuclear fission results in explosions.
Comment to comic 264 on 2021-09-28
A doctor would use his/her hand to perfo...
Comment to comic 263 on 2021-09-27
Math skills are not required for the pro...
Comment to comic 261 on 2021-09-27
VVVVVVV
Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5986 on 2021-09-27
That gun is loaded, as in it has consume... ★2
Comment to comic 260 on 2021-09-27
That man is BBQING Timmy.
Comment to comic 259 on 2021-09-27
That guy had a knife.
Comment to comic 258 on 2021-09-26
That man in the suit was not invited to ...
Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26
You are welcome.
Comment to comic 5985 on 2021-09-26
Mmmmm.... Bacon ★2
Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26
It went something like this: ​​​​For mon...
Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-26
FIVE FAVES!!!??? THIS TOOK ME 15 SECS!!!...
Comment to comic 257 on 2021-09-25
With an elementary level of understandin...
Comment to comic 257 on 2021-09-25
And once again, Meme Genius Wannabe miss...
Comment to comic 257 on 2021-09-25
Send pics
Comment to comic 256 on 2021-09-25
The New Yorker would never post a penis ...
Comment to comic 255 on 2021-09-25
Matt thought that this was not good enou...
Comment to comic 255 on 2021-09-25
Too bad Too bad Too bad Too bad Too bad ...
Comment to comic 255 on 2021-09-25
https://explosm.net/comics/256/
Comment to comic 254 on 2021-09-25
Well, he's still gay.
Comment to comic 250 on 2021-09-25
All watches do that.
Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5984 on 2021-09-25
That gun was loaded, as in it had a lot ... ★6
Comment to comic 252 on 2021-09-25
That old lady died just because she felt...
Comment to comic 253 on 2021-09-24
They should have realized that Tony was ...
Comment to comic 249 on 2021-09-24
Is green homosexual, or just cold, we wi...
Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24
You are Welcome!
Comment to comic 5983 on 2021-09-24
It's hard for Mr. White Doctor to say th... ★4
Comment to comic 245 on 2021-09-22
He sacrificed a lot for a terrible joke....
Comment to comic 247 on 2021-09-22
This man got attached way too quickly.
Comment to comic 248 on 2021-09-22
Jason Biggs stared in the movie: America...
Comment to comic 240 on 2021-09-22
They were doing a staring contest, and b...
Comment to comic 243 on 2021-09-22
Thanks, LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 239 on 2021-09-22
Nothing happened.
Comment to comic 242 on 2021-09-22
Grey stole green's air.
Comment to comic 238 on 2021-09-22
Orange wants to have more anal sex.
Comment to comic 236 on 2021-09-22
That was his fist.
Comment to comic 237 on 2021-09-22
That was a really big fish
Comment to comic 235 on 2021-09-22
Green can not unzip his pants.
Comment to comic 233 on 2021-09-22
Thanks, LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 233 on 2021-09-22
LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 230 on 2021-09-22
Brown killed Blue
Comment to comic 228 on 2021-09-22
Thanks, LOL FAG!
Comment to comic 227 on 2021-09-22
Red thinks the word "turd" is funny.
Comment to comic 216 on 2021-09-22
That bear is mugging that kid, instead o...
Comment to comic 226 on 2021-09-22
Stop stealing my bit!
Comment to comic 226 on 2021-09-22
Don't litter!
Comment to comic 215 on 2021-09-22
Those guys are freaks.
Comment to comic 214 on 2021-09-22
The free ice cream made it all better.
Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22
You are Welcome!
Comment to comic 5982 on 2021-09-22
Man dies of old age Aging. A glance in a... ★3
Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21
No boners? Seriously? ★1
Comment to comic 5981 on 2021-09-21
That is a conga line bang. ★1
Comment to comic 213 on 2021-09-21
Green never got to know the answer to th...
Comment to comic 212 on 2021-09-21
This is the first comic rewrite!
Comment to comic 211 on 2021-09-21
JO MAMMA!!!!!!!!
Comment to comic 209 on 2021-09-21
The man in the blue shirt is the reason ...
Comment to comic 208 on 2021-09-21
Blue is trying to kill green with kindne...
Comment to comic 207 on 2021-09-21
You get AIDS when all that genital sex c...
Comment to comic 206 on 2021-09-21
Blue shirt is happy that he is not about...
Comment to comic 205 on 2021-09-21
This comic is full of shit.
Comment to comic 200 on 2021-09-21
Blue shirt's mom is dead.
Comment to comic 199 on 2021-09-21
Sometimes the comments are more interest...
Comment to comic 196 on 2021-09-21
C&H is renowned for being immature.
Comment to comic 194 on 2021-09-21
This guy hit a pedestrian.
Comment to comic 191 on 2021-09-21
Only eight comments, beautiful. Well, he...
Comment to comic 197 on 2021-09-21
Thank you for your service.
Comment to comic 155 on 2021-09-21
Gray shirt looks up "Dead?"
Comment to comic 138 on 2021-09-21
OCEANOGRAPHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!
Comment to comic 89 on 2021-09-21
All of them
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-09-21
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 15 on 2021-09-21
The doctor did not help. ★1
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-21
I was joking. The only joke is that he i...
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5980 on 2021-09-20
He's having flashbacks of the war, where... ★2
Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-19
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5979 on 2021-09-18
This guy wants to have sex with someone ... ★2
Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18
The line is hungry
Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18
You are welcome
Comment to comic 5978 on 2021-09-18
Green crossed the wrong Conga Line. ★2
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-18
Congrats, you were always cool...I think... ★2
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5977 on 2021-09-17
This comic makes fun of Anti-Vaxxers, th... ★5
Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5976 on 2021-09-15
That's not the kind of mature he meant. ★1
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
6/10
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5974 on 2021-09-14
That is a viberator. ★2
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5973 on 2021-09-13
Blue assumed this man to be a firefighte... ★2
Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5972 on 2021-09-12
Orange thought that "This Party" referre... ★1
Comment to comic 5971 on 2021-09-10
This man hates himself. ★1
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
welcome ★1
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
are
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
You
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
This man finds pillows atractive
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
This man finds pillows atractive
Comment to comic 5970 on 2021-09-10
This man finds pillows atractive
Comment to comic 5969 on 2021-09-08
Only a crazy person would consume horse ...
Comment to comic 5968 on 2021-09-07
I ... actually don't get this one.
Comment to comic 5965 on 2021-09-04
After Aqua's wish, everyone on Earth now...
Comment to comic 5961 on 2021-08-31
Sorry I haven't been posting, fave YouTu... ★1
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5959 on 2021-08-28
Blue's Bills were too high to pay on his... ★2
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
what state are they in? ★2
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
You are welcome! ★1
Comment to comic 5958 on 2021-08-26
Old guy gets freaky with vintage sex toy... ★2
Comment to comic 5957 on 2021-08-26
Orange has a very common fetish called a...
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
All of your questions are "completely op... ★4
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
You are welcome!
Comment to comic 5956 on 2021-08-24
Blue is self-conscious about the size of... ★4
Comment to comic 5955 on 2021-08-23
For last meal human wants meat, but he h... ★2
Comment to comic 1898 on 2021-06-14
Death notice: +1 Total: 186
Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14
Could the QOTD be "Who do you think the ...
Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14
Could you help me out Gabe? My below com...
Comment to comic 5896 on 2021-06-14
I'm going on vacation, and my alt is com... ★1
Comment to comic 5895 on 2021-06-13
YO! I thought you quit weekends!
Comment to comic 5891 on 2021-06-08
From now on I will be doing the explanat...
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
dibs
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
Is this a record for the most active obv... ★1
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
You can't just reclaim your post without...
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-08
I wasn't sick either, I said 1pm UST.
Comment to comic 1639 on 2021-06-07
Death notice: +1 Total: 159
Comment to comic 5890 on 2021-06-07
Explanations are coming at 1pm UST from ... ★1
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-07
Not too soon, but I will Rest In Peace w... ★1
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
You're welcome!
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
Green shirt killed her husband while he ... ★3
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
The Admiral!
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
prove it
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
Long have I crept, scanning this inescap... ★2
Comment to comic 5889 on 2021-06-06
Emerges from abyss Is he gone? ★1
Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18
I won't steal the Admiral's spotlight wh... ★3
Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18
Captain, General, Lieutenant, Private, a... ★3
Comment to comic 5873 on 2021-05-18
*us.
Comment to comic 1181 on 2021-05-04
Until we run out of ranks.
Comment to comic 5849 on 2021-04-20
No competition here, just waiting for Re...
Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20
Rear Admiral Obvious will not live forev...
Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20
Disclaimer: I am not trained or licensed...
Comment to comic 5848 on 2021-04-20
Thanks, Rear Admiral Obvious.
Comment to comic 2419 on 2021-04-20
They look like rather even positions to ...
Comment to comic 5825 on 2021-03-23
Thanks, Rear Admiral Obvious.