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Astrophysicist (virgo sacrificio): 1387 comments (2016-09-14 – 2019-05-08) to 405 comics
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Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08: Holy shit my pfp is old ★3
Comment to comic 5239 on 2019-05-08: If I ever get a puppy, I'm naming it Rov... ★2
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16: I'm always floating around in space. We ... ★4
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16: Yes.
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16: No.
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16: I am Astro. AMA ★1
Comment to comic 5064 on 2018-10-16: Plot twist: the doctor actually got into... ★3
Comment to comic 5062 on 2018-10-15: Johnson is a jerk. ★3
Comment to comic 4993 on 2018-07-27: hi
Comment to comic 4968 on 2018-06-30: The first animals sent into space were f... ★2
Comment to comic 4954 on 2018-06-13: Hello everyone
Comment to comic 4943 on 2018-05-28: His neck was so sharp that it caused tha...
Comment to comic 4939 on 2018-05-23: He's gonna fuck the usb stick...
Comment to comic 4938 on 2018-05-23: From rock hard to rock bottom ★8
Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22: he thique
Comment to comic 4937 on 2018-05-22: *shove him up the baby's ass ★5
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20: Blue shirt is gonna play the ol' hands-t...
Comment to comic 4935 on 2018-05-20: Uranus ★4
Comment to comic 4932 on 2018-05-16: Flame decals make guitars sound 100% bet... ★1
Comment to comic 4927 on 2018-05-09: Hey Dave, Do you take constructive feedb... ★8
Comment to comic 4925 on 2018-05-08: Kekek? ★1
Comment to comic 4921 on 2018-05-04: I return from a brief C&H break and I co... ★1
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-25: WTF is happening... We need to have a se... ★3
Comment to comic 4915 on 2018-04-24: Looks like those 2 were either sharing a... ★7
Comment to comic 4911 on 2018-04-22: Who else kept watching green shirt to se... ★8
Comment to comic 4910 on 2018-04-20: yerawizrdarry ★8
Comment to comic 4905 on 2018-04-14: Don't know why, but I got a strong Cotto... ★2
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-14: did someone say... SPACE?
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Reply that uses 2 asterisks followed by ... ★2
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-13: I do hate the video ads that show up in ...
Comment to comic 4904 on 2018-04-13: Witty comment that receives numerous Fav... ★9
Comment to comic 4903 on 2018-04-11: Honest opinion time. The new site is rea... ★3
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: Hi, I'm Astro. You know, the one User wa... ★3
Comment to comic 4902 on 2018-04-10: Too... Many... Comments... help
Comment to comic 4901 on 2018-04-08: Fun Fact: If you try to light a cigarett... ★3
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-08: ★1
Comment to comic 4899 on 2018-04-06: I wear a small hat to hide my big hat. D... ★8
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: What about greed the size of a mayo seed... ★2
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-06: Don't tell me what to do, peasant. ★4
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Every time we go into a hotel, my brothe... ★4
Comment to comic 4898 on 2018-04-04: Telling an atheist to go to hell is like... ★12
Comment to comic 4897 on 2018-04-03: What the fuck is up with her hair? ★2
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-04-01: Friction
Comment to comic 4893 on 2018-03-31: Fun Fact # 47395 Gay sex is illegal in t... ★5
Comment to comic 4892 on 2018-03-28: When the baby starts coming out too earl... ★2
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: Shut up you
Comment to comic 4891 on 2018-03-28: I'd put my 4 inch floppy in her hard dri... ★3
Comment to comic 4890 on 2018-03-27: 9 + 11 = 20 20 - 10 = 10 10 * 3 = 30 30 ... ★7
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Does anyone know how long this gif lasts...
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Open image in new tab. Right next to the... ★5
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: WAIT!!! THIS IMAGE IS A GIF!!! ★17
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: You have experience shoving things down ... ★3
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Neat-o idea: somebody make an interactiv... ★5
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: The whole background is white, so in ord... ★4
Comment to comic 4886 on 2018-03-23: Maybe we're all waldo and we're just try... ★4
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-21: Is that an autobiography?
Comment to comic 4885 on 2018-03-20: Did anyone else spend a minute or two lo... ★6
Comment to comic 4882 on 2018-03-18: I relate to Pig Nun in the bottom right ...
Comment to comic 4876 on 2018-03-13: I have the sudden urge to dive into the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4875 on 2018-03-13: You called?
Comment to comic 4873 on 2018-03-11: stupid Dave. Can't even get the angles o...
Comment to comic 4872 on 2018-03-07: And thus Big Bird's kill streak was put ... ★4
Comment to comic 4870 on 2018-03-06: Next comic: mailman installs new mailbox... ★1
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-04: Wife #4
Comment to comic 4867 on 2018-03-03: who stole Rob's account? ★1
Comment to comic 4866 on 2018-03-02: Orange shirt is looking at his nips. Das... ★5
Comment to comic 4865 on 2018-02-27: he blinked
Comment to comic 2413 on 2018-02-27: Cars 4 plot leak ★1
Comment to comic 4864 on 2018-02-27: HAHA I GET IT!!! NO ONE WAS COMING IN AT... ★5
Comment to comic 4863 on 2018-02-26: I bet that doctor sucks ★10
Comment to comic 4861 on 2018-02-24: What does a bone r mean?
Comment to comic 4856 on 2018-02-18: I get paid $0 every hour for no job in p... ★2
Comment to comic 4855 on 2018-02-17: I didn't have Fettuccine Alfredo on Nati...
Comment to comic 4852 on 2018-02-14: Blue Shirt: "Must be my lucky day." unzi... ★8
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-11: So what's the deal now? Are comics no lo...
Comment to comic 4848 on 2018-02-07: It's lit fam
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: so very quiet
Comment to comic 4847 on 2018-02-07: I think that's his "fuck yeah" face
Comment to comic 4846 on 2018-02-05: Top Right: MRW Tom Brady loses the Super...
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: Just like our current president, the fri... ★5
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: BREAKING NEWS: President Fridge has just... ★8
Comment to comic 4845 on 2018-02-05: overused 20/20 vision joke ★6
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: ehh, nevermind... ★3
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05: Straight from the source
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05: you literally commented and then comment...
Comment to comic 4844 on 2018-02-05: This comic sucks ★4
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: Idea: Individual chat rooms for commente...
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: Blood Moons are really cool. It's basica...
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: anything is a fetish if you think about ... ★4
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: They seem to connect well
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: gotta love that hot sticky sex
Comment to comic 4843 on 2018-02-05: I'M FUCKING PISSED OFF! MY COLLEGE WAS J... ★4
Comment to comic 4842 on 2018-02-03: Quantum physics is confusing as fuck.
Comment to comic 4841 on 2018-02-02: Trump enjoys slurping and sucking the sh...
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30: I just accidentally spilled 2 liters of ... ★4
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30: oakai
Comment to comic 4840 on 2018-01-30: OOh, very avant-garde. Very modern. Very...
Comment to comic 4839 on 2018-01-29: But... he also killed the person who kil... ★7
Comment to comic 4837 on 2018-01-29: I too receive my daily news on slabs of ... ★3
Comment to comic 4838 on 2018-01-29: Capt in Underpants? ★4
Comment to comic 4836 on 2018-01-27: Fuck astrology
Comment to comic 4835 on 2018-01-24: But your honor, since I 'gave' him death... ★6
Comment to comic 4834 on 2018-01-24: No! No, Rob, NO! Bad Rob! That is a bad ... ★2
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: WAIT!!! This means that not every green ... ★4
Comment to comic 4833 on 2018-01-24: It's possible to survive until the end o... ★1
Comment to comic 4831 on 2018-01-23: wee wee ★1
Comment to comic 4830 on 2018-01-21: this comic feels more sloppy than usual ...
Comment to comic 4829 on 2018-01-16: does anyone actually just sit at their c... ★2
Comment to comic 4826 on 2018-01-14: well she hasn't moved in the last 2 hour... ★4
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14: your mom
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-14: Thanks Pino!
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: once you have joined, you must be initia... ★1
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: And if they didn't, they are internally ... ★4
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: And 100% of people reading this just tri... ★9
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: he's making the 'ooooo' sound through cl... ★4
Comment to comic 4825 on 2018-01-12: Generic waiting for the bus joke
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: Astro ★4
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: Petition to make all "time traveling com...
Comment to comic 4823 on 2018-01-09: I'm confused. If that's his ass coming o...
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: oh
Comment to comic 4822 on 2018-01-08: what?
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: Illegal, actually ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-08: you're a bottle of toilet cleaner
Comment to comic 4821 on 2018-01-08: I wish I could last 20 minutes ★4
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: I think it's frick and shoot ★1
Comment to comic 4820 on 2018-01-07: so we've had more bleach comics and more... ★4
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-06: CLOROX!
Comment to comic 4818 on 2018-01-05: RIP Clorox I remember the days where we ... ★1
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Aw... I love what I did with it too <3
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: I like turtles . . . . and space
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: moon?
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: Why don't they just kill the oldest one?...
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: when I do screenshots, I'm limited to ab...
Comment to comic 4811 on 2018-01-02: 940,000,000 km
Comment to comic 4817 on 2018-01-02: Dear explosm, Please allow larger pfp si... ★8
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01: New Year, New Me! Give me some suggestio...
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
Comment to comic 4816 on 2018-01-01: :(
Comment to comic 4814 on 2017-12-31: Wouldn't it be 2000 that can be legally ... ★4
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: I... I'm... I'm soOOORRRYYY!!!!!
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: well it depends on whether the shoe is i...
Comment to comic 4813 on 2017-12-29: HA! that loser on the left is wearing a ... ★2
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-27: shooting rockets into the sun is actuall...
Comment to comic 4812 on 2017-12-27: mood
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25: ass ass ass ass ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ... ★7
Comment to comic 4801 on 2017-12-25: Hmmm
Comment to comic 4808 on 2017-12-23: She still got dat thigh gap tho
Comment to comic 4807 on 2017-12-20: Someone who knows ASL: "Don't listen to ...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: NO BADGE FOR THE DICK GNAWING PINK PONY ... ★3
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: idiot. internet stands for interstellar ... ★2
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: no
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: finals ARE the death of me. I have 2 tod...
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: no badge for the dick gnawing pink pony ★3
Comment to comic 4799 on 2017-12-18: Someone who knows ASL: "Don't listen to ... ★1
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-17: Can I also have a star? I like stars. ★3
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-16: no you didn't. I did
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13: oh it's 192x192? I've been keeping mine ...
Comment to comic 4804 on 2017-12-13: a fine platter of various crackers and c... ★1
Comment to comic 4803 on 2017-12-13: I enjoy various cheeses. ★2
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-13: Step 1: get some virgins Step 2: perform... ★1
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: Because it was part of the 2 pun format ...
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: 3nd
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: mic? ★1
Comment to comic 4802 on 2017-12-12: Oh boy! 2 puns in 1 comic! What did we e... ★7
Comment to comic 4797 on 2017-12-10: I find this comic to be absolutely horri...
Comment to comic 4794 on 2017-12-06: New Year New Me. I need a new pfp to cel...
Comment to comic 4793 on 2017-12-05: New Year New Me. I need a new pfp to cel... ★2
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: Your mom is Australian! ★1
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: no ★1
Comment to comic 4792 on 2017-12-04: Just think, if instead of being resurrec... ★8
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: what
Comment to comic 4790 on 2017-12-02: Rob you fucking idiot. You might want to... ★2
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-12-02: Hi. I'm in the second group. ★4
Comment to comic 4789 on 2017-11-29: Tyler looks like he's hiding something ★8
Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29: The fuck is an "ultra wormhole"? ★1
Comment to comic 4788 on 2017-11-29: Gotta love a good black hole ★9
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27: I'm ashamed that none of you fools under...
Comment to comic 4786 on 2017-11-27: There was one in August. I only got to s...
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-27: ok why the fuck isn't my new pfp showing...
Comment to comic 4785 on 2017-11-26: Congratulations to the Astro's PFP Conte... ★7
Comment to comic 4784 on 2017-11-25: It's time for another Astr Comment your ... ★3
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-25: but how though?
Comment to comic 4783 on 2017-11-24: ... can someone please translate? ★4
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22
Comment to comic 4782 on 2017-11-22: ★1
Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-22: • . • ★1
Comment to comic 4781 on 2017-11-21: Remember fruit week? ★3
Comment to comic 4780 on 2017-11-20: That asshole sure wasted a lot of paper....
Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-20: not you ★3
Comment to comic 4779 on 2017-11-19: Back home for the break! Here's your rem... ★3
Comment to comic 4774 on 2017-11-12: Y'all ever heard of science? ★10
Comment to comic 4772 on 2017-11-11: I still think that explosm should choose... ★5
Comment to comic 4771 on 2017-11-11: zoom zoom
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: no
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Hey explosm? How are you liking your new... ★3
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: Whatchu sayin about stars fuckface?!
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: HMM ★3
Comment to comic 4770 on 2017-11-09: damn
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: I don't think you understand. I earned t... ★3
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: Depression starts early ★3
Comment to comic 4769 on 2017-11-07: By this logic, the highlight of life is ... ★9
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-06: Hahahahahaha, you think I study ★3
Comment to comic 4768 on 2017-11-05: Huh, I didn't realize that my whole life... ★1
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: Yeesh
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: I would rather eat nutella
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: I didn't realize that your balls were al...
Comment to comic 4767 on 2017-11-05: Johnson's a dick
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05: er
Comment to comic 4766 on 2017-11-05: It seems like forever Since we had a goo...
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: Excuse me, American is not a race... it'... ★5
Comment to comic 4765 on 2017-11-04: I am a stellar athlete. ★1
Comment to comic 4764 on 2017-11-01: I hate it when that happens to me.
Comment to comic 4763 on 2017-10-31: Mmmm, Bubba lookin REAL fine.
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-30: Yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Comment to comic 4761 on 2017-10-29: tell me a joke
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: No, the desks are just really spread apa... ★4
Comment to comic 4759 on 2017-10-27: What should I be for Halloween? *As of n...
Comment to comic 4757 on 2017-10-25: I think Rob ran out of watercolors
Comment to comic 4756 on 2017-10-23: I just watched The Office in 2 weeks. I ...
Comment to comic 4755 on 2017-10-23: Wanna hear something even scarier? I'm b...
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Or just decent... adequate? How about ju... ★8
Comment to comic 4752 on 2017-10-18: Make America Good Again ★3
Comment to comic 4750 on 2017-10-17: ok
Comment to comic 4748 on 2017-10-14: Astro's Frighteningly Fabulous Halloween...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: Astro's Frighteningly Fabulous Halloween...
Comment to comic 4747 on 2017-10-13: TAKE YOUR FUCKING STAR
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: So you know those cheap cheese graters y... ★2
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: Yeah, he just asked.
Comment to comic 4746 on 2017-10-11: With 15 different pens ★2
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: same
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: you. ★2
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: Yes. General relativity (GR, also known ... ★4
Comment to comic 4745 on 2017-10-10: ALL HAIL ALBERT
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comment to comic 4744 on 2017-10-09: looks like she's been naughty ★1
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-07: Parents are dumb 1486
Comment to comic 1486 on 2017-10-07: hi everyone ★2
Comment to comic 4741 on 2017-10-04: First!
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: hmm, 5 favorites must mean 5 accounts...... ★5
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: you favorite your own comments? dweeb ★3
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: nope
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: My prediction continued from the last co... ★1
Comment to comic 4740 on 2017-10-04: 3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: I'm glad Flat Stanley grew up to have su... ★2
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: Flat Stanley ★3
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: Pfp checks out
Comment to comic 4739 on 2017-10-02: I give this pop-up book 4 more comics.
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: I would like to argue against you if tha... ★3
Comment to comic 4738 on 2017-10-02: Crazy Conspiracy # 28572 Astro does not ... ★2
Comment to comic 4737 on 2017-10-02: He's a magic man
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: Tag yourself I'm the doorknob
Comment to comic 4736 on 2017-10-01: These are shit ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Congratulations to all of the Astro's Pf... ★6
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: no thanks ★2
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Of course your dick is so big. How else ... ★5
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: nut?
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Time for Astro's Fun Filled Profile Pict...
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: same
Comment to comic 4735 on 2017-09-27: Shirt color, duh
Comment to comic 4732 on 2017-09-26: I bet he's looking at bugs. ★1
Comment to comic 4733 on 2017-09-26: Wee Woo Wee Woo WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: ★4
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-26: cool
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: Donald be Cruz'in down that Pornhub play... ★4
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: That must have been a very short dentist... ★6
Comment to comic 4731 on 2017-09-24: Time for college midterms... yay.
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-23: no
Comment to comic 4730 on 2017-09-22: This is sick ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Shooting star is a common name for the v... ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: and gal gat glitters is gold
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: go gay
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: get your game gone
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: You're a gawk star
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: [sees $1 sign] "Are they free?" ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Well apparently Untamed64 is as hard as ... ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-22: Any fucker who borrows a mechanical penc... ★2
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: The Internet is mad because the cupcakes... ★3
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: But Jesus flips tables over! ★1
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: July 28 ★1
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: No
Comment to comic 4729 on 2017-09-20: Hey look! It's Jesus!
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-20: Guess again
Comment to comic 4728 on 2017-09-20: Hey guys, have you heard about that new ... ★1
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: It wasn't a sentence. It was just a noun...
Comment to comic 4727 on 2017-09-19: Comma splice You're busted, partner. ★8
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-19: I remember back in 7th grade, my biology...
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17: That's called giving birth. ★5
Comment to comic 4726 on 2017-09-17: I'm gonna call that fish Rope Shitter. H... ★6
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-12: How'd you know?
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: Oh... Oh dang... ★1
Comment to comic 4720 on 2017-09-11: Green shirt is pretty strong to be takin...
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: He was planning on killing himself, but ... ★1
Comment to comic 4724 on 2017-09-11: She's going to have a real fun time with... ★4
Comment to comic 4723 on 2017-09-10: I think he's trying to start a fire. ★5
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-10: I'm Astro
Comment to comic 4719 on 2017-09-09: Can someone please link that commenter s... ★1
Comment to comic 4718 on 2017-09-06: SQUIRREL ★5
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: no
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I agree.
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Congratulations to Agnostics Anonymous a... ★2
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: I would like it to be publicly known tha... ★3
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-06: Blah blah blah Astro's pfp competition i...
Comment to comic 4717 on 2017-09-05: I don't know. Farts usually clog up my s... ★8
Comment to comic 4713 on 2017-09-02: Damn. His sweat is going to add to all t... ★1
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Actually, I was on the right bus... It j...
Comment to comic 4711 on 2017-08-30: Well I just missed my bus to class
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: Little Voldemort pieces of shit with the...
Comment to comic 4707 on 2017-08-25: I'm confused, does your nose get blocked...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Naperville eh? Saw this on the UIUC meme... ★1
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Will be a freshman at UIUC
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: I'm in Chicago now! Will drive down to c...
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: I like Jim. He is nice.
Comment to comic 4706 on 2017-08-23: Me: "lol. They accidentally re-uploaded.... ★3
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22: I almost got clouded out
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-22: I saw the eclipse today. Sad to say that...
Comment to comic 4703 on 2017-08-21: Last day in California!
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: win win situation
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: ^
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: extra ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: space ★1
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: If you look through them now and don't s... ★2
Comment to comic 4704 on 2017-08-21: Alright, since it's my last weekend at h...
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: I thought he'd slide to the right.
Comment to comic 4701 on 2017-08-18: Or, you know... He could just step to th... ★1
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: I can't even see the new one
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-18: I don't like you the way you think I do....
Comment to comic 4700 on 2017-08-16: Congratulations to: Soylent Jello (haven... ★3
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16: Astro's PFP Contest is back! (thanks lun...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16: Thanks for reminding me lunar! Grammar b...
Comment to comic 4699 on 2017-08-16: I leave for college in exactly one week....
Comment to comic 4697 on 2017-08-15: How does she tie her shoes?
Comment to comic 4696 on 2017-08-13: This reminds me of some of the old schoo... ★4
Comment to comic 4695 on 2017-08-12: 3/10 You missed the opportunity to make ... ★5
Comment to comic 4694 on 2017-08-09: ?
Comment to comic 4693 on 2017-08-09: I leave for college in 2 weeks. What sho...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: No
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: HEY EXPLOSM STAFF! Hi there. It's Astro.... ★4
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: bone spurs
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: SSSSH IT'S A SECRET!!!
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: crap I meant for it to end with, "Well t... ★4
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: So what you're saying is... I'm God! ★4
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: I do not appreciate that planet being th...
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: I have 2 eyes.
Comment to comic 4692 on 2017-08-08: Green shirt was going to the eye doctor ... ★2
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08: No thanks
Comment to comic 4691 on 2017-08-08: I am back.
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28: nah
Comment to comic 4682 on 2017-07-28
Comment to comic 4681 on 2017-07-25: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk ... ★5
Comment to comic 4679 on 2017-07-25
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Yeah, the boy scout camp I staff at used...
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: That kid wasn't BoNeLeSs!
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: Thanks!
Comment to comic 4676 on 2017-07-21: California
Comment to comic 4675 on 2017-07-19: Are... Are you a women? ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: I'll take you too Cteklite ★4
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: SCIENCE
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Just went to that website... I don't kno... ★1
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Oh, and you should make the whole backgr... ★5
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: Maybe have an option to have avatars sav...
Comment to comic 4674 on 2017-07-18: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comment to comic 4673 on 2017-07-17: Yes, me too
Comment to comic 4672 on 2017-07-17: Putin's ass isn't a bong, Trump... ★4
Comment to comic 4669 on 2017-07-12: He's talkin out of his ass again. ★4
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: You also look like a baked potato. ★3
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Starts sweating profusely. ★2
Comment to comic 4667 on 2017-07-11: Nervously, Blue Shirt glances over at Gr... ★2
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Nah, it's self promotion. Cause I'm... t... ★4
Comment to comic 4666 on 2017-07-09: Asstrophysicist. ★3
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: What a coincidence! I read that with a p...
Comment to comic 4663 on 2017-07-09: His hardware got fried.
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-03: How dare you insult someone so dedicated...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Actually, this comic might be representi...
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Hmmm... One person of color, one woman, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4659 on 2017-07-02: Triple self blowjob! ★3
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28: Donald, I believe that's your nose that'... ★5
Comment to comic 4658 on 2017-06-28: Dammit Dave, you started this!!!
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: Looking through old comics and I found t... ★3
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: Cteklite is a world class bowler. He wan...
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: I think it's that thing that people eat ... ★2
Comment to comic 4657 on 2017-06-28: Here's to the memories of all those 5-9 ... ★1
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: Cyanide and Happiness ★3
Comment to comic 4656 on 2017-06-27: Now that'a a sizable impact crater. ★8
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: Are you a sperm? You look like a sperm.
Comment to comic 4652 on 2017-06-23: I'd shoot you while you're on 5th Avenue...
Comment to comic 4650 on 2017-06-21: 1 in 4 people won't understand this joke... ★3
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: Self portrait, Rob? ★1
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21: Thanks, me too
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-21: because the joke wasn't obvious and he c...
Comment to comic 4651 on 2017-06-21: @The Man Himself um... thank you?
Comment to comic 4649 on 2017-06-20: Thank you good sir. I was having trouble... ★3
Comment to comic 4646 on 2017-06-16: Looks like Jesus is getting nailed tonig... ★3
Comment to comic 4644 on 2017-06-14: ★2
Comment to comic 4642 on 2017-06-12: Aw, he looks so sad... I just want him t... ★2
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: Stupid cameraman! At least zoom out so t...
Comment to comic 4640 on 2017-06-10: bitch what
Comment to comic 4639 on 2017-06-07: I've never heard a bee make a "woooooo" ...
Comment to comic 4636 on 2017-06-04: Sexist too.
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02: Whose alt is this?
Comment to comic 4634 on 2017-06-02: Damn windex. That wall was obviously way...
Comment to comic 4633 on 2017-06-02: or you can write on her stomach with you...
Comment to comic 4632 on 2017-05-30: Astro's Updates! I graduated from high s... ★8
Comment to comic 4629 on 2017-05-30: Well... Our whole universe was in a hot,...
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24: Congrats, you have inspired the new pfp!... ★2
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24: It's been a while... Time for Astro's Pr...
Comment to comic 4627 on 2017-05-24: It seems like the presidents who got sho...
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22: Rob, I would like to commend you on your... ★1
Comment to comic 4626 on 2017-05-22: Because they're using their penises as t... ★1
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22: Ha ha?
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22: Well you see, that was actually a used t...
Comment to comic 4625 on 2017-05-22: "Now, sir, may I offer you any appetizer... ★4
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-19: I just finished my last day of school. T...
Comment to comic 4622 on 2017-05-17: Have you? Have you really?
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: I had prom this weekend. It was fun. The... ★2
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: eggcellent save ★1
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: Or scrambled scrambled is good too
Comment to comic 4621 on 2017-05-16: I like my eggs hard boiled.
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: Jesus Christ... superstar! Do you think ...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: "Yet the void in his heart still remains...
Comment to comic 4619 on 2017-05-15: The void in his heart is the left atrium...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: I wasn't really checking my grammar beca...
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-14: Nope, it's me
Comment to comic 4618 on 2017-05-13: easy, just put them in isolation chamber... ★3
Comment to comic 4617 on 2017-05-13: If any of you are considering calling th...
Comment to comic 4616 on 2017-05-12: AP week Will return after 3:00pm PST tod...
Comment to comic 4615 on 2017-05-10: We made it boys! https://www.instagram.c...
Comment to comic 4614 on 2017-05-09: Today was the AP Physics C: Electricity ...
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: I think you can just pluck it off like t... ★2
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: Yes, yes I would. ★2
Comment to comic 4613 on 2017-05-08: I liked the part where the stuffed bear ...
Comment to comic 3002 on 2017-05-06: me
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-06: Given the timing between The Pilot's pos... ★2
Comment to comic 4611 on 2017-05-05: This is what happens when the modern tee... ★1
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: Ha Ha!!! My cloning device works!
Comment to comic 4610 on 2017-05-03: That's because he's not
Comment to comic 4608 on 2017-05-02: Today was the AP Psychology exam I didn'...
Comment to comic 4607 on 2017-05-01: Took me a while, but I get it. Why doesn... ★3
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: nah, I turned 18 last year
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: I'm from San Jose, so Champaign-Urbana i...
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: Astro's Updates I just thought I'd let y... ★6
Comment to comic 4606 on 2017-04-30: I'll rip you a new one? Origami (折り紙?, f... ★9
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-30: Fuck you ★5
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-29: FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!!! https://futurism.c... ★2
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: Ass cancer
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: I don't like it when people smoke in pub... ★8
Comment to comic 4605 on 2017-04-28: That you should leave. ★3
Comment to comic 4603 on 2017-04-28: You're on your own, Brandon. Trump's bud... ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: Welcome to the green club my fellow scho...
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-28: that first ★1
Comment to comic 4604 on 2017-04-26: Kris, I hate to say it, but your comics ... ★10
Comment to comic 4602 on 2017-04-24: Is it imaginary week? I can dig it. ★9
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: *Tips helmet towards Earth "You too, Pro...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: Not the same speed, but the same momentu...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: It can make it into orbit if it's thrown...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: *catches tomato and throws it back down ...
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: No this is Patrick!
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: I just read this back to myself and it s... ★6
Comment to comic 4601 on 2017-04-24: Alright morons, listen up. As you may ha... ★7
Comment to comic 4600 on 2017-04-22: I bet that turns him on. ★4
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: I'll take the first 3.
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: "Well there's your problem!" -Adam Savag... ★3
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Thanks, I guess... What exactly is my ap...
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Excuse me?
Comment to comic 4599 on 2017-04-22: Word Girl The ability to memorize the en... ★4
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-22: Thank you Mr. Weeaboo ★1
Comment to comic 4598 on 2017-04-21: My physics teacher said that physicists ...
Comment to comic 4596 on 2017-04-18: Rob got a new shirt. ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-14: I am an Astro online and an Astro in rea...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: It seems as if the OG Judgment is planni...
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Dear C&H Overlords, Please do something ... ★8
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: The fans demand a space week! ★1
Comment to comic 4592 on 2017-04-12: Cyanide and Happiness presents: Incest W... ★4
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: It's the magic of Jesus!
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: That scene only lasts about 2 minutes an...
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Ok.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: And socks.
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: Who want's to be a meme genius?
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: What about sexy Astro? Why do only the l... ★3
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-12: You're a moldy Cheeto Puff that has been... ★3
Comment to comic 4591 on 2017-04-11: Donut? ★1
Comment to comic 2852 on 2017-04-11: Hello. You know who you are. ★1
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-11: No it wouldn't.
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: But having 20 ears means 10x the torture...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: What about behind him?
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: I can see him writhing in pain... beggin...
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: I just imagined him locked in a room whe... ★4
Comment to comic 4590 on 2017-04-10: In one ear and out the... other? We need... ★2
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: I don't want to waste paper, so I'll uns... ★2
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: Hey, next time maybe leave some time bet... ★1
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: For the record, I favorited C&Hsuperhero... ★6
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-10: For the record, I favorited C&Hsuperhero... ★8
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09: Well that was rude. You should apologize...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-09: I don't remember exactly. I just recall ...
Comment to comic 4589 on 2017-04-09: That fish really g[r]illed him! ★7
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: Is it possible that the color just has t...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-09: I don't think I've ever seen a purple ba...
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08: "For my next trick, I will make the fath... ★6
Comment to comic 4588 on 2017-04-08: Your username is offensive. ★2
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08: Or sacrifice a bunch of virgins... That'...
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-08: No. Improper fractions are when the nume... ★2
Comment to comic 4586 on 2017-04-07: 420/69 = 6 6/69 ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: It's an honor. ★1
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: I would like to have a "Space Week." -As... ★4
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: Petition to have a "Space Week" ★18
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: I too would like to thank Obama. "Thanks...
Comment to comic 4587 on 2017-04-05: American Health Care Act 2.0 ★9
Comment to comic 1530 on 2017-04-05: Kevin, is that you?
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: "Mildly" ★1
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: The only part of me that I can see is th...
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: I live space. I am space. I've got space... ★3
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: I'll pay! Who's coming?
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: I have extras!
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: The Chris Hadfield version, of course. ★1
Comment to comic 4585 on 2017-04-05: Who's up for space week? ★5
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: These puns make me want to wipe my memor...
Comment to comic 4581 on 2017-04-04: This comic strip is ass. ★4
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: "New" ★4
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Yeah?
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: *There are whole worlds out there.
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Great Dave... Now everyone has cancer.
Comment to comic 4584 on 2017-04-03: Someone needs to animate the first panel...
Comment to comic 4583 on 2017-04-02: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: ( ͡◉ _ʖ ͡סּ) Great, now he has a black e... ★3
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: Also, how is the question, "Can you give...
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: You can have a negative opinion of the i... ★6
Comment to comic 4580 on 2017-04-01: You can't have a negative belief of a po... ★5
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: The genie is Astrophysicist in the last ... ★3
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: I thought it was pretty obvious. ★3
Comment to comic 4582 on 2017-03-29: A genie is like a dick. It's only useful... ★3
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: NO. THIS IS PATRICK!
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: I'm not sure if "leaking" is the best wo...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: No cracks, just a dim and discolored scr...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: yes, yes it is
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-28: Alright losers, I need some advice. My b...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: That, my friend, is a burrito. ★2
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to t...
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: That's strange... I still can't see it.
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: Has my new pfp shown up yet? I can't see... ★1
Comment to comic 4578 on 2017-03-27: Damn you Noodle! I was just going to typ... ★1
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Who said I wasn't.
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: I googled the Alabama divorce law thing ...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Eyes and ears and mouth and nose. ★1
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Why are you looking at your bare ass?
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Air resistance will cause the parabolic ...
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: [quickly retrieves cat]
Comment to comic 4577 on 2017-03-27: Kobe!!! ★4
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-26: What is PCP exactly?
Comment to comic 4576 on 2017-03-26: Comparing the sizes of their heads, eith...
Comment to comic 4575 on 2017-03-25: This comic is aMACEing. PFP suggestions?...
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Your prince has arrived. ★4
Comment to comic 4574 on 2017-03-22: Friction ★5
Comment to comic 4573 on 2017-03-22: No one is talking about how Blue Shirt i...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: What?
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Hey Cteklite? How long have you been try...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: This one hopefully. http://explosm.net/c... ★8
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ★4
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Did someone say twist off? ★1
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: We've all had a hard 11-12 years.
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Ooh I know! You're Cteklite and that is ...
Comment to comic 4572 on 2017-03-21: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twic... ★4
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: P resident Evil ★14
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: No, but his hand can. ★7
Comment to comic 2492 on 2017-03-20: Well of course he can't find him on that...
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-20: I wish I had time to play video games. I... ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: THEY CAN ★2
Comment to comic 4571 on 2017-03-19: You should change your pfp to the last f... ★6
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Good to know
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: Good job Walter. ★4
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-19: At least his little hands will make deli... ★3
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-18: Oops
Comment to comic 4570 on 2017-03-18: The rapist = Th erapist ★3
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: I love how this comment has more favorit... ★2
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-18: I suggest you delete this comment.
Comment to comic 4569 on 2017-03-17: The snakes look like sperm.
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: I use my big toe.
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: That's assault, brotha! Don't tell me th...
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: "You are living my dream." Sees noose ar... ★1
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: Don't call me "bud", pal. ★1
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: pulls zipper back up ★4
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-17: Astro's Updates! I have been accepted to... ★9
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15: I'd just like to say that space is cool.... ★5
Comment to comic 4568 on 2017-03-15: It's getting hot in here ★4
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15: Ah yes. Thank you for the clarification....
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15: Astro's PFP contest! Reply with your sug... ★2
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-15: 3D furry porn. Isn't that just your pet ...
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: "napping"
Comment to comic 4567 on 2017-03-14: Happy pi day, bitches! (MIT and UCSB com... ★2
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13: It's in the garage. You really should lo...
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13: Did you pass 6th grade? It's basic biolo...
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-13: no
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13: Orange you glad that Trump is president?... ★3
Comment to comic 4566 on 2017-03-13: Why doesn't he just use his cell phone? ★4
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12: no ★3
Comment to comic 4564 on 2017-03-12: Dave is one of us now. ★5
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Rule 34 of the internet. Any subject can... ★2
Comment to comic 4563 on 2017-03-10: Fuck you, Rob! Enough with all the fruit... ★1
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-10: yay?
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: I do not approve of your pfp. ★4
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Just when I thought that the fruit epide... ★8
Comment to comic 4562 on 2017-03-08: Wait for it...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: Google "synonyms for shit" ★4
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: That pineapple is lucky that it's not on...
Comment to comic 4561 on 2017-03-08: I'll do it. ★6
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: I got as far as changing the comment ID,... ★3
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: Nope ★2
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: Like this? ★2
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: [using flat-earther voice] No. The Earth... ★6
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: That's about 32 pixels on my screen. I'm... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: No, that was the intent.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: They just keep digging lower.
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday Thurs... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-07: I wish you were remotely close to Obama.... ★1
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: I made this joke already. You really sho...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: I think that there should be a fan week.... ★4
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: Anyone want to tell me how to reply to c...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: I have just been informed that that is i... ★14
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: Trump really has to let go of those Big ... ★14
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: ?
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: @JackieChan 44 actually. 45 is a bit too...
Comment to comic 4560 on 2017-03-06: This is madness.
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: dabs mouth with napkin hides bottle of b... ★1
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-06: Why are you spanking monkeys in space?
Comment to comic 4559 on 2017-03-05: Be careful Kris, laziness is a slippery ... ★7
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-03-04: Hi there. I'm happy to see that you clic... ★3
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: That was merely an origin story. I want ...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: Because Cteklite has been able to create...
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: Good detective work Mr. Cage.
Comment to comic 4557 on 2017-03-04: I want a cameo.
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: Congratulations to ASCII M4N and Clorox ... ★3
Comment to comic 4556 on 2017-03-01: This comic sucks. What should my next pf...
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-28: https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs ★2
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: That dick was his. ★1
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Username checks out?
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Donald Trump ★6
Comment to comic 4554 on 2017-02-27: Well that was unpresidented. There was a... ★5
Comment to comic 4552 on 2017-02-26: "I'd continue reading, but the rest of t... ★2
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Yes. Yes I did. I saw it after going 3 d...
Comment to comic 4551 on 2017-02-25: Good aim.
Comment to comic 814 on 2017-02-25: I'm 18. ★1
Comment to comic 4550 on 2017-02-25: I'm back!
Comment to comic 814 on 2017-02-24: Hi there. ★2
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: @lunarLegion I'm not too sure actually. ...
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: You will not be hearing from me from Mon...
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: Of course we can do some experiments. I'... ★7
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: You spelled "Jesus" in 3 different ways ... ★4
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: www.trumpdonald.org
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: I am 95% confident that you favorited yo... ★1
Comment to comic 4547 on 2017-02-20: Blue shirt seems to be into killing peop... ★2
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: Roller ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: I wish. ★1
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: Only 1 exclamation point after a sentenc... ★2
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: You seem to know a lot about fetishes. ★2
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-20: Yes, yes you do.
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19: Astro's Updates! I am very happy. We jus... ★5
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19: @ Natsuki Subaru How the fuck... ★2
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19: Do not worry. I will be running in 2036.... ★4
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-19: Username/pfp checks out. ★3
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18: Last.
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18: [This comment has been removed by the fa... ★10
Comment to comic 4546 on 2017-02-18: Pence is next in line. ★5
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Update My green screen skills are not th...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Are the gloves shoulder length? Are they...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Low resolution my ass. http://explosm.ne... ★1
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: You look different.
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Alright people. I have an oral comp clas...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: I still don't fully understand how finge...
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixe... ★4
Comment to comic 4545 on 2017-02-18: Yellow Shirt has a strange pimple on the... ★4
Comment to comic 4544 on 2017-02-15: Man, this joke got cold really quickly. ... ★5
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: Make sure you use the ho e.
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: What kind of birds have you been around?...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: HE SAID THAT HE WANTS TO BARBECUE HER EX...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: No, he'll just extend his hands. Right n...
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: She's got to expand her options. ★2
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: This person makes obvious statements. ★4
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-15: I don't think you understand physics. ★4
Comment to comic 4543 on 2017-02-14: Bigger masses have bigger attractive for... ★9
Comment to comic 4542 on 2017-02-14: Watt?
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14: ★3
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-14: Checklist about predictable C&H comments... ★2
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13: Her hair is parted on both sides? Weird.... ★4
Comment to comic 4541 on 2017-02-13: Another fish. The End. ★3
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: Because its fish flavored.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: The End. ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-12: That would be a reflection.
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-11: Link: "Today we debate: Pie" Rhett: "vs ... ★1
Comment to comic 4540 on 2017-02-11: Looks like yesterday's stripper got a jo...
Comment to comic 4539 on 2017-02-11: You think it's confetti, but its actuall...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: Nah, the Pope is cool. Lookup "Pope Fran... ★3
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: MrViolentRose ★1
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: @JA You made me chuckle. Good job. ★1
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: *Neil
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: I'm one of your heroes too.
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: I had to incorporate the design into the...
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: ME TOO!
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-10: Gracias
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: Please explain.
Comment to comic 4538 on 2017-02-08: "You're the hard one." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: C&Hsuperhero#146, I must apologize. The ...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: How long to pfps take to update?
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Congratulations to C&Hsuperhero#146, lun... ★3
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Remember to "favorite" your favorite sug...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: What should I change my pfp to? Put your... ★2
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Yes.
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Days are, on average, around 24 hours. Y...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-08: Ask away, odd fellow, ask away...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: Sees pfp. Is... Is there something you w...
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: You know what, it's probably just a skat... ★3
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: Or UC Berk ollie ★4
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: Or Pur dude ★3
Comment to comic 4537 on 2017-02-07: Hmm. Must be Harv rad ★8
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-07: WTF. My pfp changed back all by itself!
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: Yes?
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: Yeah, so that the guy could breath. Aren...
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: *came over
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: You are trying too hard. When you make t... ★3
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: He must have cut the cake along AB and A... ★5
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: Based on the scaling of the comic, the s... ★12
Comment to comic 4536 on 2017-02-06: That's a custom bowling ball that has a ...
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06: ASTRO's ANNOUNCEMENTS Accepted into Univ... ★2
Comment to comic 4535 on 2017-02-06: Teal shirt looks at that arm like Trump ... ★5
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-05: The replacement of primary teeth begins ... ★1
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04: They're like backwards binoculars. He ha...
Comment to comic 4534 on 2017-02-04: When I was 7 or 8, my family and two of ...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-04: I think that they should trunk ate their...
Comment to comic 4533 on 2017-02-03: Just be happy that it's addition and not... ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-03: It's Green Shirt from the previous comic...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Mythbusters!
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: scoffs ★1
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: He fixed it.
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: Scarface's scars switched sides too!
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: I think he's quite sharp. ★2
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: His badge disappeared and his buttons sw...
Comment to comic 4532 on 2017-02-01: It's an edgy situation. ★2
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: His initials are SD
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: My friend at school reads C&H with me. H...
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: Damnit. Hijacked again!
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-02-01: I'm a pretty little fluffy floof! SD ★1
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: While the world looks back in disbelief.... ★5
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Extreme
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Blue shirt looks like a pedophile in pan... ★5
Comment to comic 4531 on 2017-01-31: Looks like he backed up and then started...
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: It's actually a chair.
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-31: All sciences are welcome. I only told Bl... ★1
Comment to comic 4530 on 2017-01-31: Blue shirt cut off his dick and gave it ...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: He did it! Black Star changed his profil...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: Yes. Yes you may. I would suggest making...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: Hey have you heard about the guy who had... ★4
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: Dear Black Star, I welcome you to change... ★3
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: So cheesy. ★2
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: I was about to start writing a comment c... ★1
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-30: 2017 started on November 8th, 2016.
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: Really.
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: Old growth means that the trees have bee... ★1
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: I fucked up. Sunset times differ greatly...
Comment to comic 4528 on 2017-01-29: *Using San Jose, CA's latitude and curre... ★1
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: Green shirt's grandfather.
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-29: *yourself. I would love to, but my space... ★4
Comment to comic 4529 on 2017-01-28: What kind of loser wears a fake tie?
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Probably Black Star. Looks like he forgo...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: Damn, we now have Black Star, Yellow Sta... ★6
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: ASTRO UPDATE! (help me make a portmantea... ★3
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: I'm always the prettiest bitch in my roo... ★1
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: I'm not too sure about the respectable p...
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-28: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I d... ★5
Comment to comic 4527 on 2017-01-27: Gotta love that pear shaped figure. ★1
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: You know what else is odd? 2n+1 ★1
Comment to comic 4525 on 2017-01-25: Miss? Miss! It's Mrs. you insensitive pr...
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: You're a nasty woman. ★5
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: "I made a graph showing the number of ex... ★2
Comment to comic 4524 on 2017-01-23: I just want to make sure that I get the ... ★11
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Hello. I don't believe we've met before?...
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: A real scientist would: 1) know how to s... ★4
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Someone just kicked me! ★3
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: Hi
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-23: I guess I'm God then... ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-23: I'm alive? ★1
Comment to comic 4522 on 2017-01-22: DEAR EXPLOSM, Please do something about ... ★10
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: I had a feeling it was Black Star. Partl... ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: The mad flagger is loose again!
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: RIP Harambe
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: Joke's on you! I'm already on Mars! ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: ★2
Comment to comic 4523 on 2017-01-22: ★1
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: http://tinyurl.com/hszyf7y
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: Actually, nevermind. I'd rather have thi... ★4
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-21: I hope this isn't how Trump will settle ... ★2
Comment to comic 4521 on 2017-01-20: Just watched Trump's inaugural address..... ★4
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: Now for our top story. President-elect D... ★2
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: BREAKING NEWS This just in, there has be... ★4
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: Damnit Rob! Fix your damn tables!
Comment to comic 4520 on 2017-01-18: *Hi-dick ★1
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Kangaroo Koala Killers? Yeah, those guys... ★4
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: Me too...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: If he's blind, why is his fashion sense ...
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: *puppies
Comment to comic 4519 on 2017-01-18: No
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Ya jizzederd y'er berries ★5
Comment to comic 4518 on 2017-01-17: Dumbledog Harry Pupper continue below...... ★2
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: It's probably Hi-kick
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: I think 2 is still more stable than 1 gi...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: 3 legged. This table is two legged.
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: That's not how it works.
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: That table doesn't seem very stable. It ...
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: Panels 1 and 2 could have been combined....
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: I've said it before. Don't flag rcg comm... ★1
Comment to comic 4517 on 2017-01-16: They're like fleshy little cheetos! ★4
Comment to comic 4516 on 2017-01-15: Super absorbent. ★1
Comment to comic 4515 on 2017-01-15: So does his hat have 6 corners or 7? Mak...
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-13: 11 it is!
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: I'm getting strong C&H vibes from this c... ★3
Comment to comic 4514 on 2017-01-11: She must have had 3 or 4 people help her...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: From what I've seen, green tags are for ...
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: good for you
Comment to comic 4513 on 2017-01-11: I propose that PMT's badge be "I want to... ★3
Comment to comic 4512 on 2017-01-10: I'd go into space with Astro. He seems l... ★2
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: You might be wrong. Hi-kick will probabl...
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Why do you want to know where he got the... ★1
Comment to comic 4511 on 2017-01-09: Apparently his knuckles have razor blade... ★3
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: Which is just applied Physics. It's nice...
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: Biology is just applied Chemistry.
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: *macaroni
Comment to comic 4510 on 2017-01-08: Panels 3 and 5 have been drawn onto the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Did you actually look it up or did you j...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: No, Grapevine
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Can't delete.
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Can't delete.
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: 1 4m V3rv 4nn0y3d r16h7 n0w. Y0u n33d 70...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: I may be inactive until Sunday as I am c...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: It's not a suicide joke though. There's ...
Comment to comic 4508 on 2017-01-06: Use Windex ★1
Comment to comic 4507 on 2017-01-04: The question is often "is it alive?" Yes... ★1
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Not very curious, are you?
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: about 10 minutes on google images ★1
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: http://explosm.net/comics/449/ http://ex... ★6
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Actually, he's probably not employed at ... ★5
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Damn it.
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: •'s are just placeholders (ignore them) ... ★3
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: The one time I went to Florida, my famil...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Kennedy Space Center is on Merritt Islan...
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: "At least it didn't land on Florida." ★5
Comment to comic 4506 on 2017-01-03: Everyone is welcome!
Comment to comic 4504 on 2017-01-02: Last year during a partner speaking acti...
Comment to comic 4505 on 2017-01-02: Time travel doesn't really make sense to... ★4
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: You are a huge disappointment.
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: And a little xkcd to take the edge off. ... ★1
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: I think you should be good. http://www.s...
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Astronomy Note: For anyone on the west c... ★1
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Like guns that shoot out knives with nin... ★1
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Now for a list of good things from 2016:... ★7
Comment to comic 4504 on 2016-12-31: Happy New Year, assholes. http://explosm... ★2
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: Sound is merely pressure waves. In that ...
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: I agree with Noodle. ★2
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30
Comment to comic 4503 on 2016-12-30: When I need some peace and quiet, I go o... ★4
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Careful... You're heading back to your p... ★3
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: It wasn't? I wonder why the blocker was ...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: NOTE: When you are copying youtube links...
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: I'm not sure what you mean by that. Can ... ★2
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: There is this wonderful service called E... ★4
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: That would be dangerous.
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: I've had guacamole.
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-28: I do.
Comment to comic 4501 on 2016-12-28: Damn that's a sexy beard! Every girl at ... ★7
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Nothing in the film ever mentioned that ... ★1
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: Pokémon GO to Canada because the polls a...
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: The physics in this is all wrong. In pan... ★4
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: *pay-back's
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-27: Don't tell me what to do. ★3
Comment to comic 4502 on 2016-12-27: So when things go into pokeballs, do the... ★2
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Man, these puns suck balls . ★1
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: I've been having fewer and fewer opportu... ★3
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: His mankini must be made of spandex.
Comment to comic 4496 on 2016-12-26: Was explosm down for any of you yesterda...
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: *The fuck?
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: Do they have carrier pigeons where you'r... ★1
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: At least we can look forward to Presiden... ★2
Comment to comic 4500 on 2016-12-25: That offends me. ★5
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Astro Update: Just received a letter fro...
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Wrong https://www.google.com/search?q=go... ★1
Comment to comic 4499 on 2016-12-24: Naked man just shat out a granite brick ... ★1
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: [Citation optional] ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Since the human species realized that it... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Nikola Tesla reads other replies "oh, we... ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Yes, sir, how may I help you? ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a trop... ★3
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: http://www.drphil.com/therapist-search/ ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: Probably nah. ★2
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: With that logic, I could watch Hunger Ga... ★6
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: You and your friend are assholes. ★4
Comment to comic 4495 on 2016-12-23: What a bunch of assholes! At least put t... ★7
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: MAKE IT HAPPEN KRIS!
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Yeah, that thing.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: That's. The. Point.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Carrots... If you poke your eyes with th...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: *fatass ★4
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: No, he beat his dick with the kid. ★1
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: No, it's more like: " " " " walks off " ... ★2
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Remember those bumps that Tom and Jerry ...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: @C I love you. Bitch. ★1
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: His secretary said no.
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Actually, I recently emailed him asking ...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: Wipes away tear You... you'd do that for...
Comment to comic 4498 on 2016-12-21: I am officially a second-semester-senior...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: Amazon
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: I have finals to study for... You can ta...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: Your name is Dave? You seem more like a ...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: I didn't think it was possible, but Hi-k... ★4
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: he's back! BTW, you're not number one an...
Comment to comic 4493 on 2016-12-18: But that would be unsanitary. ★1
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: I've been waiting for 3 hours, but your ...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: You can delete your own comment and then...
Comment to comic 4492 on 2016-12-17: The average adult woman's height is 5' 4...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: *have
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Looking back on it, it seems kind of mor...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: I got: Planes Flock Booms
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: No, but neither do firefighters. Unless,...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: "I thought he said he was pissed."
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: He used to be the king of the comments s...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Statistically, yes. The number goes down...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Don't fuel the flame.
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: The C&H universe must exist in supersymm...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Astrophysicist Update: Deferred from MIT... ★2
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: But how is he going to hold on to that i...
Comment to comic 4491 on 2016-12-16: Why thank you good sir! I think I've men...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: My job? My Job! I have a job! I thought ...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Logically, the ovaries came from an indi... ★2
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: "Jesus isn't real!" Just kidding. Most h...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Attention! Kris has secretly fixed his s... ★1
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-14: You motherfucker... Don't try to fix you... ★1
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: I guess someone with a slightly below av...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Aww... Thank you!!!
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: "Astrophysicist is a really cool guy too...
Comment to comic 4490 on 2016-12-14: Worst: Hi-Kick Best: I guess I'll give i...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-14: Damn it! I thought you were gone!
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Religion itself is not the problem. It's...
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: You must reach the elite status as a Cya... ★2
Comment to comic 4489 on 2016-12-13: Ha! he has a boner! Wait, she also has a... ★3
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: By making pointless comments about procr... ★2
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: It's less of a spike and more like a bum...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Yeah, but they only serve byte sized app... ★1
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: That's not too bad. At least they had it...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Either that or Texas A&M likes me so muc... ★2
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Oh. I wrote that one while I was getting...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Why would i delete my comment? Their mas...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Accepted to Texas A&M. I'm other news, m...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Accepted to Texas A&M. In other news, my...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: But your comments wouldn't be about blea...
Comment to comic 4488 on 2016-12-12: Dear Explosm, Please create some sort of... ★5
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11: That is a depressing thought...
Comment to comic 4487 on 2016-12-11: Learn to spell you fucking ball-headed b...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11: I didn't get into Caltech, so I'm probab...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-11: "Hey, are you One Single Adult MAN's cou... ★4
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: jdgf rdnfur djnejte?
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: There there... Don't worry... As of toda...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: g) astrophysicist
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: The literal "bubble butt"
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: I wonder why?
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Moonspeak has quite a round face. ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Through her??? ★1
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Well, three of the colleges I'm applying...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: I feel that that could go very wrong, ve...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: When and where would you like it? I'll h...
Comment to comic 4486 on 2016-12-10: Now he can just lie on his back and eat ...
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Dude! Spoilers! ★2
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: This year keeps getting worse and worse:... ★2
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: Great Grandfather: "Go chase your runawa... ★1
Comment to comic 4485 on 2016-12-09: That child is actually running away from... ★2
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: hmm... maybe it's time we use a more rot...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Your pfp kind of looks like a parrot whe...
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: Blackmail? More like White Male amirite?... ★1
Comment to comic 4484 on 2016-12-07: We're number one!!!
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: 17h 45m 40.0409s −29° 0′ 28.118″ Just so... ★2
Comment to comic 4483 on 2016-12-06: It's time for a new game show we like to...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: You called?
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: It... it started off so pure...
Comment to comic 4482 on 2016-12-05: This seems somewhat directed towards me....
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Fapping intensifies.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Wouldn't it fall off with the skin?
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: If anything got close to the size of our...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: On my way there right now. I can't belie... ★2
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Done.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Like research papers?
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: That's a dilemma. If I don't listen to y... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: I'm not 18 yet either. Note: This commen...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Username checks out.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: We are all in space. ★2
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Life is full of stupidity. Just like pol...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Working on immortality right now. You ca... ★3
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Not yet.
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Life has already bitch-slapped me many t... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Any advice on what I should do before I ...
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Alright, here we go: Literal Score: He r... ★1
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: It's a tie between Neil deGrasse Tyson, ... ★2
Comment to comic 4481 on 2016-12-04: Hi-Kick? ★1
Comment to comic 4480 on 2016-12-03: If Blue-Magenta-Orange-Indigo Shirt turn...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: You look very festive.
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: This would be like one test (science sco...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: I left earth because I sensed a disturba...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: Shooting stars are actually meteors fall...
Comment to comic 4479 on 2016-12-02: STARS!!! SPACE!!! ASTROPHYSICIST!!!
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: True.
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: A note to people who flag RCG comics. Do... ★5
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Congrats on losing weight!
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: I go to a catholic school. (ironic, I kn...
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: Soothsayer, I thought you didn't review ... ★3
Comment to comic 4478 on 2016-11-30: That old man is hallucinating. I wonder ... ★4
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: I don't understand this reference. Pleas...
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: I think MGW is the paper. ★1
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: You do, apparently.
Comment to comic 4477 on 2016-11-29: And that's when Rob decided that he was ... ★7
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Why would you want to witness that? Perv...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: A dick? ★3
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: I guess earwax is sometimes orange for s...
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Yes, yes he does. Congrats for noticing....
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: http://explosm.net/rcg?3=shj
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: He beats it. ★5
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: Well then the actual punchline would be ... ★7
Comment to comic 4476 on 2016-11-28: How is a dick supposed to bite a child?
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Why are loaves of bread, action figures,... ★2
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: ...refreshing!
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Is... is that what I will turn into soon...
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: The creepy redneck watching them from be... ★1
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: I'll give the toy to his sister !
Comment to comic 4475 on 2016-11-27: Punch him in the esophagus!
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I have explained it above.
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: If this comment was flagged because of "...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: @Zog Thank you for forgiving me. I will ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Like your comment saying that Noodle's c...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: To be fair, I have shown him basically e...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Haha, italics
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Goddamn it. You leave the room for two m...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I even flagged myself to keep the chain ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I will come clean now. I was the one who...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Who said anything about marriage?
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: It's probably someone who has expressed ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: I don't understand a word you're saying....
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: You want to know what else is amazing? T... ★2
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: You see, lunarLegion, the status needs t...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Status: 1001011010010010110010001010110 ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Status: 1001011010010010110010001010101 ...
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: It's not my job. I think Explosm picks t...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: http://explosm.net/comics/3224/
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: You sure have a crappy imagination...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: You may not want to check the news then....
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-26: A wild Trump supporter appears! ★16
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: Shit
Comment to comic 4474 on 2016-11-26: So 9 months after he dies, his dad is go... ★5
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: I have been very outspoken about educati...
Comment to comic 4473 on 2016-11-25: In my field, we call it black hole frida... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: http://explosm.net/comics/2217/ ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: I am thankful for today's science themed... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: For those who were unable to decipher my... ★1
Comment to comic 3837 on 2016-11-23: What about Eugene from BuzzFeed? ★2
Comment to comic 926 on 2016-11-23: That's Curious George. This is Curiosity... ★1
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: KILL THE DEMON CHILD!!! KILL THE DEMON C...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Those fries look like they're about to g... ★4
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Status: 1001011010010010110010001010100 ... ★3
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Status: 1001011010010010110010001010011 ... ★6
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-23: Disqualification Disqualified. "worst le...
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: I bet he's going to like the stuffing. ★5
Comment to comic 4472 on 2016-11-23: Who has French fries for Thanksgiving?
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, bu...
Comment to comic 4471 on 2016-11-22: Asshole teacher announces grades to the ... ★2
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-22: Sun Chips Ha ha. Get it? Sun... Space......
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-22: You, sir, are annoying.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Rule 4: Read rule 3 carefully and don't ... ★2
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Let me be the first to say: No one misse...
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: Rule 2: Don't deepthroat them.
Comment to comic 4470 on 2016-11-21: It's Rick Astley - Together Forever
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: HA!!! Can you guys believe it?! These lo...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Since I'm in space, each kilo costs $453...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Pink shirt grew in the last panel much t...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Donald... Hmm, I can't seem to put a sma...
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: No no, only a select few use logic here.... ★1
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: shucks! You got me!
Comment to comic 4469 on 2016-11-20: Excuse me sir, but you seem to have an a... ★5
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Unlike your PENIS!!! https://www.google.... ★2
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: @JA Of course I want it back! I bought t...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Not throw, give. On a silver platter.
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: If it were oxidation, they would get lig...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Welcome back dicknose!
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Hey man, don't be a dick . It's not his ...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: I did the calculations, it's worth 0.001... ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Slinky ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: You russians vote what ever you're told ...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-19: @Zog What did you say? ★1
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Those words are sound waves, which are a...
Comment to comic 4468 on 2016-11-19: Obviously those are different words. Pan...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: @Noodle [in sexy voice] Well hello there...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: I'm not sure how your class will be stru...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Don't be afraid to voice your opinion. E... ★1
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Hi!!
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: In other news, I have been selected as t...
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SKITTLES YOU ... ★5
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: Yay for Hitler!
Comment to comic 4467 on 2016-11-18: DAYUMN!!!!
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: The earth is not shaded correctly. The s...
Comment to comic 4466 on 2016-11-16: Einstein refused medical help when he wa...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: I see people where there are none...
Comment to comic 4465 on 2016-11-15: Rob, you lazy motherfucker... ★3
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-15: @Zog I don't know what you're talking ab...
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: Cue "What's Inside?" music.
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: IT LOOKS LIKE AN OAK YOU IMBECILE!!!
Comment to comic 4464 on 2016-11-14: Soothsayer will probably not review this...
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: @SS I think the server accidentally publ...
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: ;.;
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: Kris, you lazy son of a bitch! Why can't...
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: Or a circus peanut as president. ★1
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: http://explosm.net/comics/1713/
Comment to comic 4463 on 2016-11-13: Allow me: Damn this is depressing. 5 cri... ★6
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: If you read this comic backwards, it is ... ★4
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: I rate your joke 2/10. I think it lacked...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Science speaks math ★2
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: Is... is this our new national anthem?
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/orig...
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: I always ace my physics exams.
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: In that case, the single celled organism...
Comment to comic 4178 on 2016-11-12: NO!! ★8
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: I guess he wasn't able to reach terminal... ★6
Comment to comic 4462 on 2016-11-12: That's either some really weird slanted ... ★1
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: But there is also stuff like LGBT rights...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Ah, the good old days when it was just a...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: BURN HIM TO THE GROUND!!! ★3
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: Think of it more as spreading the fun ov...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: I have some hope for humanity. I have ze...
Comment to comic 4461 on 2016-11-11: I propose a new rule for all webcomics t...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Please watch "The Trouble with the Elect...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: There is no way that either country woul...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: No. We're saying that the majority, rega...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: I've had this idea for some time now: Ge...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: The Democratic Party only lost to Trump ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-09: Hey hey... you've seen how brutal I can ...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Not if you're in the US. Where do you li...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: You're right. I just went back and saw t...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: I think it's "The Color of the White Hou...
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: I think that 16-18 year olds should be a... ★2
Comment to comic 4460 on 2016-11-09: Trump tweeted yesterday that the elector... ★6
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: I've actually been seriously considering...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Well, google just updated the polls... A... ★4
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Everybody now!!! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuc...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: I don't think that the new house gets a ...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck ... ★9
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: I thought you endorsed trump.
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Rob, you forgot the slogan on the Voter ... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: I couldn't care less about this comment....
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: http://explosm.net/shorts/218/ow-my-dick...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: A note to all US citizens over the age o... ★3
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: The exact recipe was leaked a couple day... ★2
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: I missed it. All they have left is Pepsi...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: (•__•) ... yes. I suppose you do.
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Shit, dark matter is supposed to be 23%....
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-08: Gary Johnson is also a fucking idiot. Du...
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: My side panels are filled with ads for T... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: Greasy Gary grew up... ★1
Comment to comic 4459 on 2016-11-08: HOW DARE HE SAY THAT THE UNIVERSE DOES N...
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: In all seriousness, as a student, I can ... ★3
Comment to comic 4458 on 2016-11-07: There may be stupid kids in Africa, but ... ★1
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: All of the characters in this comic have...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Straight?
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: just talk about cubes!
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: This comic was a little gruesome, don't ...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Somewhat related: https://en.wikipedia.o...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: I really don't have anything to say to t...
Comment to comic 3512 on 2016-11-06: Actually, it is. Shooting stars are mete...
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: At such small scales, blood wouldn't spi... ★2
Comment to comic 4457 on 2016-11-06: Gasp!!! So they do have hands!
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaminx
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Yeah right. Like you do laundry. ★1
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: https://www.reference.com/health/allergi...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Peanut allergies. Not peanut butter alle...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: I don't watch tv. Is that what happens?
Comment to comic 2619 on 2016-11-05: It went through her mouth, up her nostri... ★2
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: The funny thing is, I read this comment ...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: This is the first time I noticed that th...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Noodle, please... allow me... HINT HINT!...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: As your new ruler, I command you to brin...
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: What?
Comment to comic 4456 on 2016-11-05: Now that's a plot twist I was not expect... ★3
Comment to comic 4455 on 2016-11-04: These handcuffs are about 3 times wider ...
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: ..........
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: +4..
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: @CS95 Seriously, get out.
Comment to comic 4454 on 2016-11-02: That's some hard hitting news. ★3
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Given the size of his member, it's likel...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-11-01: @Zog I agree. Though, if he can change h...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: So they failed to wrap his arms, legs, o...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: Why has Rob been cursed with such good l...
Comment to comic 4453 on 2016-11-01: If that is his penis when it is flaccid ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/37/ ★3
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Move the hyphen and what do you get? Swe... ★1
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Why does he still have cigarettes if he ...
Comment to comic 4452 on 2016-10-31: Shit up! Your so annoying!
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I know that Anti-Drug Bear has a green b...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Unless the thrill of putting together a ...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Are you a wizard?!
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: stop
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Not a typo: http://m.androidwallpapercen...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: For those of you who are dressing up tom...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Will do.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Who else has a green badge?
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Also: Virgo is the sixth sign of the zod...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I like this tag. Virgo is a large conste...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: There shouldn't be a "yup" front for thi...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I've already sacrificed about 42 of them...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Don't you just love the pores next to hi...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: I agree.
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Username checks out ★3
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Kris, how do you decide who gets a badge...
Comment to comic 4451 on 2016-10-30: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope ...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Damn it... You're back. ★1
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: So the argument that they have terrible ...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: Thank you!
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: you learn something new everyday bold?
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: does putting an asterisks make it italic...
Comment to comic 4450 on 2016-10-29: This is probably one of the most innocen...
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: This is me explaining basic science.
Comment to comic 4449 on 2016-10-28: How did he lean in front of the oranges ... ★1
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @SS I wish I could do that. My helmet is...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Thanks for acknowledging my not-dumbness...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @RIP That's interesting. I used to be en...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: @RIP I'm in high school (senior). I'm cu...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: A sign that you should probably stop thr... ★5
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I just learned that in AP Stats. Thanks ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I don't think that's it considering I ha...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: But math goes back into the theoretical ...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: What psychology is there in this?
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Psychology is applied Biology. Biology i...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Who are you and how did you get CB's nam... ★1
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: Scholar - a specialist in a particular b...
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: I apologize. You see, I was in the middl... ★2
Comment to comic 4448 on 2016-10-26: There's seems to be an extra hand on the...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I'm not sure what you're talking about. ...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: The point was to have it so that each pe...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: SS, none of us are blinking either...
Comment to comic 4289 on 2016-10-25: Greasy Gary reminds me of someone, but I... ★1
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Eye!
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I made those comments when you had the d...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: Let's make a code for all current commen...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: TIL that Cteklite is Asian. Source: http...
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I see you went to the plastic surgeon......
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: HE HAS NO BELLY BUTTON!!!
Comment to comic 4447 on 2016-10-25: I think Clorox Bleach's badge should be ... ★3
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Then why would there be flies around him...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: But he would fall over due to the lack o...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: Scientific error #2: In addition, accord... ★1
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: It took me a moment to realize that that...
Comment to comic 4446 on 2016-10-24: First!
Comment to comic 4445 on 2016-10-23: Did Trump and Putin get haircuts? ★5
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Dearest Rob, GIVE ME A BADGE!!!! -Astro
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Did someone say "astronomically?!"
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Damn you, autocorrect!
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Please bring back your old pfp. This one...
Comment to comic 4352 on 2016-10-22: Convenient soap bubbles are convenient. ★2
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: I was trying to start the whole first ga...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Trump can suck on a taser as I pull the ... ★1
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Hello, past.
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: It is a shame that greater minds like ou...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-22: First.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: The lady has Hi-kick-esque herpes on her...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: I will now fix my previous comment.
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: Did I do it correctly?
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: ok. I give up. How do we start a new lin...
Comment to comic 4443 on 2016-10-22: How does she have a shadow in the last p...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: But you can't go around every moment of ...
Comment to comic 4444 on 2016-10-21: How did he grow a finger and lose it i p...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Precisely. However, it is very much poss... ★6
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Studies show that space is infinite
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Hi-kick, why are you talking about yours...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: "At the Red House. Where black people an...
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: And that's my plan in a nutsack.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: It's cocain on snowflakes.
Comment to comic 4442 on 2016-10-19: Avalanches do not generally launch trees... ★1
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: I will never.
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Wouldn't it have been easier for Yellow ...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: please stop
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: But these are for special occasions. Eve...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: No. Characters are defined by their clot...
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Ok so there are some flaws with my plan....
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Stay safe!
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Easy solution. Get as low as you can. Ca... ★2
Comment to comic 4441 on 2016-10-18: Are you speaking from personal experienc...
Comment to comic 2396 on 2016-10-17: The fundamental nature of spacetime warp...
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: http://i.imgur.com/7cZsTIm.jpg
Comment to comic 4440 on 2016-10-17: I feel sad for the child. His father is ... ★1
Comment to comic 4439 on 2016-10-16: That boat does not look structurally sou...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: You need to reevaluate your life.
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Change your name and profile picture. Go...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Somebody flagged your comment as well :(...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Taquitos
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Are you stalking me?
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: That doesn't sound too PG to me... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: I've been doing summer research and stuf...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: The joke is that many couples do not get... ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: You just repeat the same comment over an...
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: You also seem to have a tumor on your he...
Comment to comic 2636 on 2016-10-15: But he failed! Some of his ashes fell ou... ★5
Comment to comic 3217 on 2016-10-15: It's always horny ★8
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Foooooooood ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: Tacos ★1
Comment to comic 4438 on 2016-10-15: The girl in the middle has some sort of ... ★1
Comment to comic 4437 on 2016-10-14: Why are there buttons on his shirt in pa... ★1
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Ken Bone
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: I like your costume, but it's too early ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Thank you. Thank you very much. Is there...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: If you are able to get a flame thrower, ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: To prevent additional dad jokes, please ...
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: No, your shirt is grey
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Hehe... "small" ★2
Comment to comic 4436 on 2016-10-12: Those are chemistry-grade goggles, not f... ★1
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Taxation
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: My avatar is a guy escaping earth becaus...
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: I like your original comment. ★1
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Good to know
Comment to comic 1244 on 2016-10-11: Syke!!! That's the wrong number! ★3
Comment to comic 1257 on 2016-10-11: Welcome to 2016
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: No one should question math. Unless it i... ★5
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: Your profile pic looks like someone put ... ★3
Comment to comic 4435 on 2016-10-11: 5-2=3. Stupid child... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: I'm sorry. I had to. http://explosm.net/... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: Put 'em up, Pino! ★2
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: A chemical freeze would not work because... ★1
Comment to comic 4434 on 2016-10-10: Well actually, blue shirt seems to be mo... ★1
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09: Thank you.
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09: If you wish... Here is a site that might... ★5
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09: Your dad drinks alone at home on a weekd... ★11
Comment to comic 4432 on 2016-10-09: Teacher's opinions are like assholes: th... ★14
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: I can tell that you are trying very hard... ★2
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: GUYS! HE'S TAKING A SHIT!!!
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: "No"
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: Now that I think about it, Blue might al...
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: Green shirt's junk looks like a woman. ★6
Comment to comic 4430 on 2016-10-08: I wonder where they keep the chips...
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07: I am.
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07: I can see you didn't use Proactiv+ 3 Ste... ★10
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07: professional high school student
Comment to comic 4433 on 2016-10-07: If it is lights out, then why is the gen... ★3
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: How is this good?
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: You are quite welcome. I do this because...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Finally! A fellow knowledgeable individu...
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: In the sense that JFK probably also had ... ★2
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: Green shirt reminds me of JFK.
Comment to comic 4431 on 2016-10-05: It is a saline solution. One might hypot...
Comment to comic 4429 on 2016-10-04: I shall now repeat my comment from the p... ★2
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03: Why thank you Intelligent Individual!
Comment to comic 4428 on 2016-10-03: As a physicist, I enjoy working in ideal...
Comment to comic 4427 on 2016-10-02: He would be a good dancer. ★1
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: Yes. It does that to everyone.
Comment to comic 4426 on 2016-10-01: The angular momentums of both of their p...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30: I like where this is going...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30: I am going to be second to say it, but s...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30: Why did his right arm turn into a spatul...
Comment to comic 4425 on 2016-09-30: The Unknown... We must use the scientifi...
Comment to comic 4424 on 2016-09-28: Horses do not have opposable thumbs. Or ...
Comment to comic 4423 on 2016-09-27: Centripetal Force. I like it.
Comment to comic 4420 on 2016-09-24: Mythbusters has confirmed that bringing ...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: Space is not black. It is actually very ...
Comment to comic 4419 on 2016-09-23: His butthole tattoo looks like a black h...
Comment to comic 4418 on 2016-09-21: I approve of his star tattoo.
Comment to comic 4417 on 2016-09-20: Tis but a scratch. ★4
Comment to comic 4416 on 2016-09-19: My favorite Halloween candies are Starbu...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: I approve of your use of the metric syst... ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: *Virtual High-fives accepted. ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: Yes I did. ★1
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: Yes.
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: What about donut holes?
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: The cop should just shoot holes into the...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: He might even be reaching escape velocit...
Comment to comic 4414 on 2016-09-18: That child is jumping way too high.
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Centripetal not centrifugal, but right e...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: sure
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: The center of mass of the unicycle/rider...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Become an astrophysicist or astronomer. ...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Why thank you good sir.
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: "......you don't get invited to many par...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: I'll have you know that I am going to a ...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: I am the source of scientific integrity....
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: You are both idiots. The light coming fr...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: In further analysis, the first panel ind...
Comment to comic 4415 on 2016-09-17: Gyroscopic precession tells us that if h...
Comment to comic 4413 on 2016-09-16: Hitler was actually exiting his dating a... ★4
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14: Also, the two reflections in his eyes in...
Comment to comic 4412 on 2016-09-14: If they were on the moon, the bullet cou...