Sometimes I get an idea for a song parody, but I can't think of all the lyrics at once.
To "Doctor Online" by Zeromancer, which I discovered from the "1-800-KIRBYCIDE" video about Kirby's sacrificial KO techniques in Super Smash Bros. series. "Suicide" can refer to killing oneself or to a mix of several soft drinks at a fast food restaurant's self-serve fountain.
One eight hundred suicide
She's mixing root beer, iced tea, Coke, and Sprite
To "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga
Picasso said before I was spawned
Steal like a superstar
Turn imitation into flattery
Then someday you will go far
But all this stealing just ain't helping at all
Lawyers tryin' to keep me down
What I need is a big strong hand to
Lift me to a higher ground