The following are references for use in articles that have not yet been created. I intend to eventually use them in an article either here, on Wikipedia, or on TV Tropes. Links may be bare at first, especially when pasted in using a tablet, and some of the writing is inherently "sloppy".
No, Two and a Half Men is not about a poli living with two baseline humans. I am disappoint.
Why I have a strange feeling when cosplaying as a poli
On forgiveness: "Life is too short to quarrel." --"Little Never-upset" by Abbie Phillips Walker
There's a difference between impairment and disability. Sure, not having legs is an impairment, but if Spencer West hiked up Mount Kilimanjaro on his hands, how is it a disability?
Does the existence of Sad Sam and Honey mean that Precious Moments Inc. has no monopoly on PMI style teardrop eyes?
To an extent, a big brain helps a species avoid extinction. (Nature, via Slashdot) But there is a limit to this. Babies are helpless because a newborn's brain has to fit through the hole in mommy's pelvis, which is as big as it can be without losing the ability to run. It's called the obstetric dilemma.
Owl monkey skulls have huge eye sockets to hold their huge eyes to see YOU in the dark. 
Tarsier eyes are huge too, as are those of several other species.
Large eyes have one drawback: Neanderthal man may have died out because their eyes were 6 mm bigger to collect more light in higher latitudes. These eyes' signals needed more neurons to process, taking brain power away from social grooming and engineering. (Proceedings of the Royal Society B, via BBC, via Slashdot)
"My First Trick" on "Precious Moments Make Me Puke" by Winklepots reminds me of a lyric from "Reptile" by Nine Inch Nails.
DX Town and the rest of the game world
At this point, given all the acai spam in the early days of Pin Eight wiki, figure out how to include blueberries and other similar plants that don't especially grow on trees. And work in "come" linking to these NAR posts: "Seedless, We Promise" and "Don't Make Me Clean Up This One".
Street frontage design for a small town
Why do computer RPG item shops make the user order from a menu system like a restaurant or a vending machine? They're simulating pre-Piggly-Wiggly grocery stores, where all products were behind the counter.
About character names: "Mortimer isn't a name for a children's cartoon, it's a name for an old British guy or his pet tortoise." So the name Tortimer for the mayor in the first three Animal Crossing games seems especially apt.
This gecko is a walking advertisement for Tom Nook's store.
In one trip to a city somewhere in Noen, a scout reports seeing a "road toboggan" motorcycle, a rowbike, a round 2-seat scooter looking like a bumper boat, and some other land transport contraptions that never took off in the real world.
The city of Austin, Texas, held a campaign to rename its city dump. Austin turned down a name involving Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst and went with "Austin Resource Recovery". The name was said to sound like landfill mining.
Team Fortress 2 has hats. Lots of them.
Pet raccoons (Here kitty!)
Fu Go: Japan got balloon fever during WWII (and I don't mean gay): bomb-carrying balloons. (This makes Thwaite unintentional truth in television.) But on the other hand, hot air balloons are "totally gay anyway".
Citation needed that Monster.com will have jobs. (#2)
Back in the early days of Nintendo DS flash cards, SD card adapters didn't support SDHC and were thus limited to 2 GB cards. So people aren't entirely unjustified in preferring 2 GB cards.
Things to dispute: wikipedia:Talk:AC#not_asserted_in_articles
Unity has its own synonym problem.
Sparlock the Warrior Wizard from episode 2 of Become Jehovah's Friend, published by Jehovah's Witnesses, has nothing to do with the interlocking concrete blocks of the Sparlock Building System. Yet one of Cracked's 5 Shockingly Advanced Ancient Buildings That Shouldn't Exist is almost as advanced as Sparlock.
Doorway amnesia is short-term memory loss due to the change in context after passing through a doorway. Switching from one maximized window to another isn't the most efficient way to do things, and some users have yet to learn this. So do the developers of popular tablet operating systems, which tend to have a window management policy of all maximized all the time, even when a 7" to 10" display is big enough to fit several phone applications. Applications for Android, for example, are allowed to assume that the screen size never changes after installation.  Canonical has learned, however: Ubuntu Touch for tablets incorporates Side Stage, a tiled window management policy that allows an application with a phone-style layout to take up part of a tablet's screen. Microsoft, on the other hand, has gone the other way: the Start menu of Windows 8 has taken the opaque, full-screen form of a tablet OS's launcher. Compared to the Start menus of Windows XP and Windows 7 that took up only a panel at the lower left and preserved in the rest of the screen, the one in Windows 8 appears more likely to induce doorway amnesia because it completely covers up the desktop.
How a 3 ton elephant seal moves: YouTube
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- Steph. "Photoshop Fail: 15 Hilariously Botched Images". WebUrbanist, 2009-12-07. Accessed 2012-10-28.
- Michael Balter. "Infants' Flexible Heads Stretch Back Millions of Years". ScienceNOW, 2012-05-07. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Adam Wears, Mike Lamb. "8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Animals". Cracked, 2011-04-12. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Luis Prada. "The 3 Most Insane Overreactions by School Security". Cracked, 2013-03-21. Accessed 2013-03-21.
- "Two-ingredient Chocolate Pop-Tarts for the Holidays". Shine, 2012-11-21. Accessed 2013-03-21.
- Eric Yosomono. "5 Simple Things You Won't Believe Are Recent Inventions". Cracked, 2010-10-06. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Evan V. Symon. "5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments Improvised at the Last Second". Cracked, 2012-05-21. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross. "The 8 Most Mind Blowing Disguises in Nature". Cracked, 2012-04-05. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Jesse Clark, R. Jason Benson. "The 12 Most Ridiculous Old-Timey Transportation Innovations". Cracked, 2012-10-14. Accessed 2012-10-21.
- Kenny Thompson. "The 6 Weirdest Cities People Actually Live In". Cracked, 2011-12-29. Accessed 2012-12-30.
- Catherine Toast. "6 Hilarious Cases of Online Voting Contests Gone Awry". Cracked, 2013-03-06. Accessed 2013-03-06.
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- Monte Richard. "The 6 Real and Terrifying Spider Superpowers". Cracked, 2012-09-22. Accessed 2012-11-12.
- Eddie Rodriguez. "5 Seemingly Random Factors That Control Your Memory". Cracked, 2012-04-10. Accessed 2013-04-10.
- "Never A Dual Moment". Not Always Working, 2013-02. Accessed 2013-03-08.
- Slashdot comment by Andy Dodd, citing a comment by Dianne Hackborn
- Felix Clay. "4 Situations When You're Totally Supposed to Lie". Cracked, 2013-03-16. Accessed 2013-03-16.
- XJ Selman. "5 Scientific Reasons You're Better Off Being Unattractive". Cracked, 2012-08-04. Accessed 2013-03-16.