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A brownie is a sapient being.

They're about 0.9 to 1.1 m tall as adults with vaguely rodent-like faces, and like elves, brownies lack a gene that inhibits olfactory development, resulting in an enhanced sense of smell compared to humans.

The brownies speciated in a desert, and their body temperature tends to run quite hotter than the human 37 degrees. They are typically seen in brown, ragged, ankle-length, hooded robes; hence the name. They can often be seen wearing two luminescent devices next to their eyes, not unlike real-world glasses-mounted LED lamps,[1][2] in order to see in low light. Brownies have a characteristic odor, which they use to recognize one another. Human families that can tolerate the smell often have a brownie come in at night, do small chores, and watch the outdoor animals in exchange for whole milk and honey cake. But put your pets out first, as a brownie may kill large attacking indoor pets in self-defense. Also, don't try to give a brownie new clothes for two reasons. First, giving them clothes makes it appear that you believe they deserve pity.[3], Second, as brownie culture depends on smell, and a new robe will distort the odor. Speaking of smell, brownies can smell which human trashed the house and tend to slap the face of the sleeping guilty party.



  1. clip on eyeglass reading lights by Perfect Solutions, UPC 021276162865. Accessed 2012-11-14.
  2. Tracy V. 11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use. Cracked. 2011-09-17. Accessed 2012-04-01.
  3. Luna. "Answer to What is the meaning of not giving clothes to supernatural helpers?" Mythology Stack Exchange, 2015-04-28. Accessed 2015-05-22.